Here is Mike Morse swinging a bat in slow motion:
Here is Mike Morse wearing sweatshorts and being a goofball on TV. Warning: Kevin Millar.
And here is Nationals Park singing along to Morse's walk-up song, from A-Ha:
I don't even remember what Gregor Blanco's walkup song is.
And I know Bryan embedded this in his post, but it doesn't really get old:
So forget about the defensive downgrade, citizen. We're getting another goofy dude. There is a 43-percent chance of Brandon Belt, Hunter Pence, and Morse getting lost in a corn maze this year, possibly during a game.
You can't really want another championship that soon, can you? Go with the personalities first, and hope the championships follow. That's how the world works, people.