My wife is sick, and I'm flying solo tonight.
I've got an extra ticket if anybody wants to join me. This could be your last chance of the season to watch a game with me. LOL.
Hit me up at firstname.lastname@example.org if you want to join me.
And now for the obligatory 75 words. Remember the Matt Cain perfect game, and how a McCoven had a free ticket, but it wasn't claimed? If this ticket goes unclaimed, it will guarantee a perfect game tonight. That's how baseball works, right?