This isn't a sponsored post. I just want you to obtain these items and give them to me. I will not ask any questions. I just want the items.

1. Bruce Bochy balls

2. Death Star baseball

3. Fillmore-related Giants/Dodgers poster

4. San Francisco Sea Lions shirt

5. Alcohol

There is no time limit. First person to give me some items gets a firm handshake, a sudden look in the eye, and an easy smile. Second person gets a set of steak knives. Don't be the third person.

I like items.