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Jeff Keppinger batting cleanup for the Rays

Jeff Keppinger is the opening day cleanup hitter for what is potentially the best team in baseball.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore;_ylt=Auwfip4ikmsCWMM.hIGz1uIRvLYF?gid=320406130

As the season begins, I am reminded of moments when Giant's baseball isn't quite yet torture, but you can feel torture in you gut, waiting to explode like the mentos you accidentally just washed down with a Coke.

-Here's to a 40 HR season from Jeff Keppinger.

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