Charles P. Pierce goes all "thunderdome" on David Brooks for his lame Tribute to Baseball, the Mets, and the Nats. "I guarantee that, if young Davey Brooks threw himself with unreserved love on any of the Mets of Davey Johnson's tenure in the 1980's, he would have collided with a stripper before he ever got there, and the shimmering crystals would have been 100 percent pure Colombian blow that the Met in question was snorting off the stripper's ass."