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SB Nation and YouTube

SB Nation is getting big into video, in case you hadn't heard. They have their own studios, producers, and on-air talent. As one of the very first people to join up with SB Nation, I can't express how impressed I am with this whole operation.

So the first thing you need to do if you want to be allowed back on the site is subscribe to the new SB Nation YouTube channel. I'll wait. There's all sorts of stuff for you, whether it's Amy K. Nelson arm wrestling, the amazing Spencer Hall and Jason Kirk talking about college football, or Matt Ufford petting a buncha dogs. So subscribe. I'll wait.

Something that might be more relevant to you and your Giants obsession is that there will be a McCovey Chronicles channel. And I have no idea what I'm doing with it. Here's my first entry:


So I need your help. Tell me what you would want to see from me and a camera. It's a portable contraption, so I can take it places. Any ideas? Otherwise, it's going to be a whole lot of me talking in front of a camera. With better audio. Sorry about that.

The McCovey Chronicles YouTube Channel: You didn't ask for it, but, well, here.

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McC version of 'Empire'

Eight hours of batters jogging helplessly to first after grounding out.

by wcw on Mar 1, 2012 2:44 PM PST reply actions  

Is the sound really quiet for anyone else?

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Mar 1, 2012 2:44 PM PST reply actions  

I dunno. I was just watching the eye candy on screen. I wasn’t trying to hear anything.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Mar 1, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Made me forget all about Chris Dominguez.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.
Adopted Giant: Chris Heston

by kdl on Mar 1, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

It was

Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.

by ResDog on Mar 1, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I turned it up real loud so that it was not soft. And then my eardrums were hurt by the swishy thing at the end.

Which is something I also said once at a drag show.

by Monkeyking42 on Mar 1, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

haw

I can’t tell if Grant is trolling us or not.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
@productiveouts | Productive Outs

by delorean on Mar 1, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

True story: I was watching this while my 1st grader was doing her homework. I had it cranked to hear it. When the outro music cranked up, she yelled “What was that? IT SCARED ME!”

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Mar 1, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

You said your kid was sick. You’ve spent all day on this video.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Mar 1, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Both are true!

She was sleeping on the couch the whole time. When I found out that the sound was screwy, I didn’t have time to rerecord.

by Grant Brisbee on Mar 1, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Grant speaks softly yet doesn't have a big stick

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Mar 2, 2012 6:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he should start carrying Goofus.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Mar 2, 2012 6:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Fourth!

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Mar 1, 2012 2:45 PM PST reply actions  

So I need your help. Tell me what you would want to see from me and a camera.

Take off your pants

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Mar 1, 2012 2:46 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I was going to make that joke!

Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.

by ResDog on Mar 1, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

It was a joke?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Mar 1, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope

I’m serious. Take off your pants, Grant.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Mar 1, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I see a guitar.

Which must mean you’re volunteering for jam sessions.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 2:46 PM PST reply actions  

Note

I posted this before he actually played the guitar.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

So sfgiants.com is talking up Nate Schierholtz...

and how this is his year to flourish. i like Nate, but he has a career .318 OBP, which is good compared to Pedro Feliz, and 18 career homers in 1,120 at bats.

so forgive me for being a pessimist, but what the hell is this guy doing as our all but penciled in starting right fielder?

Ignoring Tim Mccarver since 2002.

by bumgarner on Mar 1, 2012 2:47 PM PST reply actions  

He has improved with more regular playing time. He’s fine. Not spectacular, but fine.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

but that improvement was to a .326 OBP with little power

thats fine at 2B or SS or even catcher. but not any corner position

Ignoring Tim Mccarver since 2002.

by bumgarner on Mar 1, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

You need to reassess your standards.

Average batting lines by position in 2011:

C: .245/.313/.389
SS: .263/.317/.380
3B: .252/.317/.390
2B: .260/.320/.389
LF: .255/.320/.408
CF: .261/.326/.410
RF: .269/.341/.441
1B: .271/.345/.452

It is Nate’s misfortune that most of the premium corner OFs are right fielders, but his numbers are perfectly acceptable for an OF in general: in fact, he was as good as or better than the average left fielder in 2011 with a line of .278/.326/.430.

Other than being lousy against a back-foot slider and inefficient as a base-stealer, there’s nothing wrong with Nate.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s nothing wrong with Nate.

Totally nitpicking here, but he seems kind of injury prone to me.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Mar 1, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I could be wrong. Looking at his injury page and it’s not as bad as I thought. Though, he definitely seems to be one of those guys that’s always banged up.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Mar 1, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

he seems kind of not good to me.

by Roger on Mar 1, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Samesies.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Mar 1, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s probably good so long as you believe in his defensive metrics.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Mar 1, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

He had a down year with the glove in 2011 (by both UZR and DRS), and was still on pace for 2+ wins.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

League average is never as good as you'd like it to be.

I mean, 2009-2010 Barry Zito was league average.

But he’s cheap, his production has been predictable and steady, and he has the range to be useful in the NL West outfields, particularly Chase and Coors.

Not worth going of the way to replace, in any case.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

What if a replacement provided more offense with only slight drop off in defense (assuming the Giants continue to flounder in finding offense elsewhere)? That can’t be too difficult to replace.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Mar 1, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You’d be surprised. Your choices are the better OBP guys who probably won’t crack 400 SLG, or the better all around hitters who are moderate to terrible clankmitts, or the premium talent. Most upgrades, even the marginal ones, are stupidly expensive.

Jason Kubel, 2011: .273/.332/.434 (401 PA, age 29) = 2/$15M
Michael Cuddyer, 2011: .284/.346/.459 (584 PA, age 32) = 3/$30M
Josh Willingham, 2011: .246./.332/.477 (563 PA, age 32) = 3/$21M
Melky Cabrera, 2011: .305/.339/.470 (706 PA, age 26) = Arb 3, $6M

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

You mentioned Chase and Coors...

…AT&T requires buttloads of range too

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Mar 1, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. Generally, all the NL West outfields are spacious, but Coors and Arizona in particular are huge. But since 3/4 of our games are going to be played in those parks, I want a guy who is at least an average defender.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Good thing we have Melky/Pagan/Nate

That’s one of the best defensive OF alignments in all of beizball

by Nivra on Mar 1, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

With Parra in, that crown is probably held by the Dbacks.

With Kubel, likely not.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

He hit okay as a 22yo in the Eastern League, then hit well as a 23yo in the PCL. Feliz, meanwhile, at 22yo was putting up not-even-okay lines one level lower. Feliz’s first decent season with the bat was at age 25 in the PCL.

Schierholtz is no world beater, but I will eat my hat if as a starter his next three years are not better than Feliz’s career.

by wcw on Mar 1, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

What you are not telling people

is that you are wearing a nacho hat.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Adopted parent of Nate Schierholtz: The Greatest Fear of All Chinese Catchers

by CalBear949 on Mar 1, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

ooooooooh man. Can I eat your nacho hat, wcw?!

by chilibean_3 on Mar 1, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

“He has improved with more regular playing time. He’s fine. Not spectacular, but fine.”

I assume you’re referring to Grant and his guitar, here.

by Tarrsk on Mar 1, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is there a Le Creuset dutch oven on your bookcase?

I've got these tiny hands!
-Alex Smith

by Swamp Thing on Mar 1, 2012 2:47 PM PST reply actions  

That reminds me

The dutch oven cookoff is coming up in my hometown. Any suggestions?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Mar 1, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Eat some beans first.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Mar 1, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Hot pockets. Grant’s Mom is so classy she serves him hot pockets in a LaCreuset.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Mar 1, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

mid-take chili breaks

Bye Travis and thanks for 2010! Good luck with the Brewers!
Llama me JESUS!! VROOMING to second base somewhere near you.

by kennv on Mar 1, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Less of you and more dancing Goofus

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Mar 1, 2012 2:49 PM PST reply actions  

Needs more cats.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Mar 1, 2012 2:50 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, I assumed there would be a cat video segment.

The McCovey Chronicles video channel: 40% less predictable than I assumed it would be!

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Mar 1, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Daily show of sports.. or at least baseball

just do news clips like Jon Stewart about ESPN and Comcast Sports west….

The whole thing with Tim being “meh” could be your first rant…

I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.
-GOB Bluth

by ELOOIE on Mar 1, 2012 2:52 PM PST reply actions  

If there is anything SBNation baseball writers can do..

It’s make ESPN and other sports networks look like babbling idiots…

I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.
-GOB Bluth

by ELOOIE on Mar 1, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that really Grant?

Sorry, I guess I’ve never really seen him before. He’s way better looking than Fontenot.

by City Girl on Mar 1, 2012 2:53 PM PST reply actions  

cmon, Grant

we all know this is you

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
@productiveouts | Productive Outs

by delorean on Mar 1, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I couldn’t hear it. Could be Joe Blow for all I know.

by City Girl on Mar 1, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

If we could produce content that came close to the quality of the Win Now images, we’d be rich. Rich.

by wcw on Mar 1, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

This is not green yet?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Mar 1, 2012 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh hell. I didn't even see this.

This is the best comment of the thread, easily. Sorry, howie. Animated WIN NOWs is a million dollar idea.

by Every6thDay on Mar 1, 2012 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup, those things are pure golden nuggets.

"Most decisions get made by time and space.." Brian Sabean

by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Those Other Giants

a family friend, the Elliot named in the article, forwarded this article to me—I got invited to play a couple of times, but chickened out. Elliot must be pushin’ 70, but is still making it onto the field!

The reference to one Blackie Schwamb sure sounds intriguing, too.

Giants of the Q

Pedro Feliz.
also, proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Mar 1, 2012 2:54 PM PST reply actions  

Holy shit

Next time tell me I have to close my office door!

Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.

by ResDog on Mar 1, 2012 2:55 PM PST reply actions  

smelly farts?

Pedro Feliz.
also, proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Mar 1, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Mar 1, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t do google and I don’t like video. I want to read stuff. I doubt I’ll watch so you can do whatever your little heart desires. Just don’t get arrested, your family needs you.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 2:55 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I was going to say you could use clips from baseball games and, like, analyze them or something but then I realized that MLB can’t allow any baseball content on Youtube because if they do, then every single Houston Astro explodes or something.

I dunno what their actual reasoning is, but that makes as much sense as anything.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Mar 1, 2012 2:55 PM PST reply actions  

MLB hates fun. And technology.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Mar 1, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I love technology

GIANTS BASEBALL: HOPE LIKE HELL!

by Cody_ransom on Mar 1, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Bud Kaczynski

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You can do court room drawings of the plays and then analyze them.

by Daver321 on Mar 1, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

The production values are impressive.

by non sequitur on Mar 1, 2012 2:57 PM PST reply actions  

I can’t keep up with all these threads.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Mar 1, 2012 2:59 PM PST reply actions  

My suggestion - 7 days a week:

1 hour of hard news about prospects
23 hours of running TWSS riffs and jokes

My son, Adalberto Mejia. He's got the goods - he just needs a cool nickname.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Mar 1, 2012 2:59 PM PST reply actions  

“The Midwest is going to be seeing some Bumgarner this afternoon, with a chance of Berkman early next week.”

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Mar 1, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes!

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Mar 1, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I like that idea.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Mar 1, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

yes please

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Mar 1, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

If Mr. Brisbee wants it, I’ll do it.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 1, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

YES

tl2 you are awesome

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Seth Rosin: Couldn't throw an intentional walk if he wanted to

by operation carrot on Mar 1, 2012 3:38 PM PST via Android app up reply actions   1 recs

Hrrrrmmmm.

The plot … thickens.

Seriously, though, utilizing some of the talents around here is probably one of the best ideas in the thread. That and taking off my pants.

by Grant Brisbee on Mar 2, 2012 7:34 AM PST up reply actions  

No, Grant

I will not have sex via webcam for your fucking blog so STOP ASKING!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 2, 2012 7:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Great now I'm addicted to these team blog videos because of where people are shooting them

Grant is one of the few that makes sense from a location standpoint. Some of those videos people were on the beach, on a balcony, in a very dark room, or on some random street corner. Fascinating to watch.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Mar 1, 2012 3:02 PM PST reply actions  

There should be some sort of prize for best location.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Mar 1, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I should run your channel

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Mar 1, 2012 3:03 PM PST reply actions  

technical advisor

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

This is jctgamers favorite pick up line.

Adopted parent of future Giants starting SS Ryan "The Riot" Theriot. Just you wait.
Twitter

by scout6 on Mar 1, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Your videos would probably be NSFW

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Mar 1, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a pretty nice basement your mom has.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Mar 1, 2012 3:03 PM PST reply actions  

It’s his neighbor’s gazebo, actually.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Mar 1, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

If you’d like, I could help you with production (and/or post production)… I have experience with no-budget shoots.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 1, 2012 3:08 PM PST reply actions  

lol porn

Pedro Feliz.
also, proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Mar 1, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I was a production supervisor at a public access station!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 1, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

More like pubic access!

Photobucket

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Mar 1, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly, there were rules governing my interactions with the interns.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 1, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Tormund just makes everything better.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Bob Seger?

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Mar 1, 2012 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn't you just mention in another thread you were asked to do porn?

Suspect…

I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.
-GOB Bluth

by ELOOIE on Mar 1, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I denied their request.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 1, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

there are no coincidences

I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.
-GOB Bluth

by ELOOIE on Mar 1, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.
Adopted Giant: Chris Heston

by kdl on Mar 1, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

i could just show pictures of biden for 30 seconds

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Mar 1, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

*______*

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Mar 1, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Mar 1, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay!

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

What's the story behind this?

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Mar 1, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Long ago, in Land of Oz, there was a wizard who ruled the Emerald City…

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 1, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

… and then Howie said it would be neat if someone made a ‘combine face’ photoshop.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 1, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

And it was neat.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

The guy in that video doesn't look anything like Mike Fontenot...

Where’s Grant?!!!!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Mar 1, 2012 3:16 PM PST reply actions  

Have a rec.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
Tweetybox

by troymccluresf on Mar 1, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH!
Omid Ashtari ‏ @omid
Let’s welcome two-time Cy Young winner @timlincecum to Twitter! #SFGiants
Retweeted by Twitter Sports

Proud father of Chris Marlowe. Dude writes plays, sings jazz, and calls Denver Nuggets games...WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DOESN'T DO ANY OF THAT?

by jhawx on Mar 1, 2012 3:22 PM PST reply actions  

meh, it’s probably like Posey’s twitter all PR stuff

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

His first tweet looks like it’s straight from him.

by Daver321 on Mar 1, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is using a picture of a girl as his avatar?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Mar 1, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Interview with famous mcc posters like xanthan and lars!

Gus Benusa: His real name is Karl. Senior Year batting average: .638.

by Mrbasepaul on Mar 1, 2012 3:23 PM PST reply actions  

That would require Grant letting creepy nerbs into his house.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.

by Soulbrother16 on Mar 1, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Letting?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

This is why God invented Skype.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s why Howie perfected stalking.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 1, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he could do something at meet-ups. Once the season gets rolling there’s usually something going on every month. McCoven on the Road

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Videos of ridiculous interviews with players.

Gus Benusa: His real name is Karl. Senior Year batting average: .638.

by Mrbasepaul on Mar 1, 2012 3:23 PM PST reply actions  

Like Rowand complaining about the park dimensions

and then do a little drilling down.. to his .. you know K rate.

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by ELOOIE on Mar 1, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d watch that. With lots of random references like: Hey, Belt, how often to you plan on cheating the game by walking? 10 percent of your at-bats? 12 percent of your at-bats? Why does Bruce Bochy hate you so much? Is his head really that big or is it just an illusion? Or you could do segments like Cooking with Zito; Canyon throwing with Zito; Beard dying with Brian Wilson; Being Awesome with Matt Cain and Sergio Romo; eating Italian food with Tom Tolbert; Andrew Baggarly and I talk Giants Baseball, hug…

Gus Benusa: His real name is Karl. Senior Year batting average: .638.

by Mrbasepaul on Mar 1, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

What I want to see is less you

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 1, 2012 3:24 PM PST reply actions  

Also less of you reading stuff

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Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 1, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

And you should have transitioned to A for that song

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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 1, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Just a silhouette and some background music.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 1, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Like Alfred Hitchcock

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 1, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

/8 minute continuous take

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 1, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

x

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Mar 1, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

LACKING CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.

by Soulbrother16 on Mar 1, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone have that Tulowitzki strikeout/brake bat gif? I’ve got a Rockies fan talking smack on my FB page.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 1, 2012 3:24 PM PST reply actions  

I've found the key to beating the Phillies

Yesterday, FSU’s baseball team played an exhibition game against the Phillies, and although they lost, one of my former students, Evan Geist, pitched a perfect inning, striking out one:

http://www.seminoles.com/sports/m-basebl/recaps/022912aaa.html

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Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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by jcb9 on Mar 1, 2012 3:26 PM PST reply actions  

Buster's school

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Mar 1, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

couldn't hear the laugh track

what about a special guest who could participate in some kind of “Cake vs. Pie Live Debate” or “Get to Know Your McC Memes Show-&-Tell”?
I dunno, s’all I got ;D

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by SoCalGgal on Mar 1, 2012 3:27 PM PST reply actions  

Cake vs Pie Live Debate could work as sort of a McLaughlin Group/Pardon the Interruption type thing with Grant playing Stat Boy

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Mar 1, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s also “Seinfield”- Greatest Achievement of the Late 20th Century or Overrated Piece of Crap that Makes “Two and a Half Men” Look Funny

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Mar 1, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

lol
but how do you really feel about Seinfeld?

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by SoCalGgal on Mar 1, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Do Gary Brown Batting Stance Impressions.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 3:30 PM PST reply actions  

Cute butt wiggles!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Mar 1, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That will be the part facing the camera.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

you should be joined each week by a different mccoven.

“a minute with merope”
“lunch with lars”
" will pika ever stop talking"

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Mar 1, 2012 3:31 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

“24 hours of Presidential Debates Commentary with Giantpain”

by Daver321 on Mar 1, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

"lunch with lars"

Yeah, this isn’t happening. It would be 3 minutes of me making Grant eat that guitar.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 1, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

And that would be hilarious!

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by speckops on Mar 2, 2012 6:48 AM PST up reply actions  

" will pika ever stop talking"

Grant, “Nope”

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Mar 1, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I like "Up All Night: with PIKA"

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.

by bigboneded on Mar 1, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Pika interviews Pika

by chilibean_3 on Mar 1, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

“how to win friends and influence people with Calbear949”

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Mar 1, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

click

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Mar 1, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Eerily accurate.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Mar 1, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw

/washes out retinas

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 1, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? Not very sexy material i gotta say

Gus Benusa: His real name is Karl. Senior Year batting average: .638.

by Mrbasepaul on Mar 1, 2012 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

That's awesome.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Well done

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Mar 1, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

this is going to be a weekly segment? I HOPE SO

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

wow you should be a pychiatrist

Gus Benusa: His real name is Karl. Senior Year batting average: .638.

by Mrbasepaul on Mar 1, 2012 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

or a psychiatrist. either one works.

Gus Benusa: His real name is Karl. Senior Year batting average: .638.

by Mrbasepaul on Mar 1, 2012 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Pychiatrists get no respect.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

So good.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Mar 2, 2012 5:57 AM PST up reply actions  

This is amazing.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Yusmeiro Petit: dingerz.exe

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Mar 2, 2012 6:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I am so glad I didn't miss this.

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by speckops on Mar 2, 2012 6:50 AM PST up reply actions  

"partyvan with walrusman"

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Mar 1, 2012 3:36 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

“Cooking with can of corn.”

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by jhiat00 on Mar 1, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve got a delicious stew bubbling in the slow cooker as we speak. Although I almost forgot to get it started, so I did the first 2 hours on high and will do the last 3 1/2 on low. Hope that doesn’t eff it up.

In fact, that’s what I’d say most often during the show: “Hope that doesn’t eff it up.”

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Mar 1, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Game of Thrones episode recap with JPonry

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Mar 1, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

Every 4th episode should be GoT related.

by Daver321 on Mar 1, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Nerbz, please

I will throw down with anyone on SBNation in ASOIAF geekery.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

It would have to be a live streaming call-in show.

The comments page would explode.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

once I get my Baratheon t-shirt, will I qualify better?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Mar 1, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you count the ones that flipped?

And how do you count king’s men vs. queen’s men?

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Mar 1, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

whoa

are we now talking about Stannis’ bannermen? Those houses would be sworn to Dragonstone, rather than Storm’s End.

(How many nerd points do I get for that sentence alone?)

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by Smoke on the Water on Mar 1, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

but isn't Storm's End technically on Stannis's side right now?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Mar 1, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

May I interrupt to ask an idiot question? SPOILERS

At the end of ACOK, Theon (that douchebag) is ready to pack it in when he gets rescued (kind of) by Reek? Who turns out to be Roose Bolton’s bastard? Is that right? I read it twice but I wasn’t sure I understood it properly.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Correct

Ramsay & Reek were caught murdering & raping a girl on Hornwood land, so Ramsay tricked Reek into taking his clothes & signet ring and running for it; that way he could pass himself off as Reek and stay alive until he could find a way to escape.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, ok,

Ramsay was passing as Reek. Now it makes more sense.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to say something but I can’t remember if it’s a TWoW spoiler, and I can’t find my copy of Dance. :(

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Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

If it's what I think you're thinking of

then it’s a TWOW spoiler based on what George read from TWOW Arianne II

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Mar 1, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Partly depends on what you mean by “now”— I’m pretty sure some of the events of AFFC may have changed some allegiances over there.

But anyway, yeah, those houses were on Stannis’ side because Robert gave him Dragonstone rather than Storm’s End when Robert became King. Not sure if that means they would count as Baratheon bannermen or not— was Robert trying to lump all of them under Baratheon rule? If so, he kind of did a crappy job, dividing his own house against itself and all.

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by Smoke on the Water on Mar 1, 2012 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I know Stannis holds Storm’s End (for now… a certain possible PTWP is on his way there and may already be there) but I don’t know how many of the Storm Lords are actually on his side.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Mar 1, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That's an interesting question

Dragonstone was a Targaryen holding until the rebellion. Were the houses of the Narrow Sea (Velaryon, Estermont, Sunglass, et al) sworn to the Baratheons, or directly to the crown? I’m gonna go see if I can find an answer to that.

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Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

See, I’m pretty sure that the Prince of Dragonstone would’ve been a Targaryen title, and we’re told that those houses were sworn to Dragonstone, traditionally.

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by Smoke on the Water on Mar 1, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Prince of Dragonstone was in fact a Targaryen title

I guess I can see the Targaryens having some houses sworn directly to them. Maybe for the heir to the throne to get some practice ruling, among other considerations.

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Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Well we know there are some houses directly sworn to King’s Landing too— Rosby and Stokeworth for instance. It probably didn’t hurt to have a certain number of lesser lords and bannermen who answered to you directly.

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by Smoke on the Water on Mar 1, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Truth

And those were probably sworn to KL when it was still Targaryen as well.

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Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be they knelt to the king and were told to swear to Dragonstone.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 2, 2012 6:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I mean that’s how it is everywhere else.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 2, 2012 6:00 AM PST up reply actions  

They are sworn to dragonstone.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Mar 2, 2012 6:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, at what time point are we talking about?

And there are technically three separate Baratheon factions.

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by Murray, Present on Mar 1, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

The sprawling discussion and attention to detail provoked by my ass-pull question proves that we are all, indeed, thoroughly qualified.

Dance for me, nerds. Dance!

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Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Bannermen or houses?

I feel like I would do ok on the latter… not so sure about the former.

Come at me, bro!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Mar 1, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

I can always remember Bryce Caron, for some reason. The rest would trip me up.

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by Smoke on the Water on Mar 1, 2012 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

uh

Estermont
Seaworth!!!!!
Connnington
Penrose
Tarth
Selmy
Swann
Dondarrion

… that’s about all I got

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Mar 1, 2012 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess the Florents now, technically, even though they were in the Reach.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Mar 1, 2012 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Grandison and Cafferen? Are they in there too?

Clearly I need to do a re-read. I only remembered 3 from your list.

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by Smoke on the Water on Mar 1, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Bitchin’ with Merope

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

“jcb9 returns for a moment to say something about Greg Litton, then returns to research for his postcolonial feminism class.”

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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by jcb9 on Mar 1, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

“Facts pulled from jcb9’s ass”

Eli Whiteside is not afraid of Prince Fielder.

by EliminateMe on Mar 1, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Mar 1, 2012 3:42 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

LOL

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by jhiat00 on Mar 1, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

<.<

>.>

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Mar 1, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

How about

Hot MInor Leaguers with kdl.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I am intrigued by this idea.

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by kdl on Mar 1, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

What about

Badonkadonk Today. I would totally watch the shit out of that. Or Nate’s Abs on continuous loop?

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

We would need both TL2 and shanghaijim for Badonkadonk today.

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by kdl on Mar 1, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure there would be plenty of volunteers for guest hosting spots.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

The Abjectification Segment

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 1, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Objectification? Although, I kind of like yours better.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

i’ll make a thread go from 300 comments to 1200 in 3 hours! wait, i have no life, haha

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I can think of worse ways to occupy your time.

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by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

:/ yea, true

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

then again I’m looking forward to a time, hopefully starting in September, when I won’t be here so often myself.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Good luck merope! I hope to be in the same boat on that one too, where i’m employed, unemployment sucks, it really does, everyday’s the same, nothing ever going on… blah

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

or too much is going on…
I’d like a “normal” life again please… tyvm

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Soon it will be Merope, one thing i’m starting to hate “patience”, and i hate when people tell me that now, because i’ve been patient

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah I hear ya.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry, just been frustrated with everything, and i know you have probably as well.

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

yup
beyond belief

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Hope things get better, for the both of us

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

It will. For both of you. Proactive action is sometimes tough, but it is the best course.

"Most decisions get made by time and space.." Brian Sabean

by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes things got to bottom out before things get better

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer “getting back to basics”, but yes…

"Most decisions get made by time and space.." Brian Sabean

by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

That works too haha

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

It will…I hope …eventually.
Right now, I just can’t see much past getting to the hospital tomorrow morning.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I can understand that for sure, and i hope everything goes well for you! :)

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

100% do it! I get it. I was sitting in your shoes 362 days ago. It’s the best choice, you’ve done your homework.

"Most decisions get made by time and space.." Brian Sabean

by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

SB Nation videos are an exciting idea. Good luck with that. This is not sarcasm.

by chilibean_3 on Mar 1, 2012 3:36 PM PST reply actions  

I feel kinda sorry for you if you are under the gun to fill time

There’s not really much you can do that isn’t totally derivative or simply repeating what the original sources are. You won’t have the time or budget to do much beyond quoting articles or the stats digests. Just sitting there will go stale fast without movement or motion. The newspapers, MLB, and CSN are’nt gonna let you horn in on actual real live baseball action.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Mar 1, 2012 3:38 PM PST reply actions  

PUPPETS!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Sock puppets recreate your favorite Giants highlights!

by chilibean_3 on Mar 1, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn't read the thread I posted

But I’m pretty sure we could fold my idea on bobbleheads into this one. Heck, Grant could recreate entire SEASONS of Giants baseball using only his imagination, baseball reference, sock puppets and bobbleheads.

I mean, he’s got time for this, right?

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Mar 1, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

are you a muppet or a mccoven

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Seth Rosin: Couldn't throw an intentional walk if he wanted to

by operation carrot on Mar 1, 2012 3:40 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

It's not easy being green

It clashes with my orange shirt,

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Mar 1, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

It will be important to create original features that are probably loosely related to sports but still allow for Grant’s “voice” to come through loud and clear.

by Every6thDay on Mar 1, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

cats sleeping could probably work as a representation of the Giants offense

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Mar 1, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm looking forward to next week's video

when Chris Martin from Coldplay unexpectedly drops by Grant’s house to talk Giants baseball and perform “Paradise” on Grant’s laptop using Garage Band:

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by Kitspool on Mar 1, 2012 3:43 PM PST reply actions  

Will Grant be ’avin a laugh?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Mar 1, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

he'll be in quite the sticky wickett

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Mar 1, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

realistic

where don’t these guys show up?

Pedro Feliz.
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by son of ggf on Mar 1, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems like Grant needs to pick:

Is he like Bomani Jones, using visuals, etc. to comment on sports-related news events…

- OR -

Like Amy Nelson or those two minor leaguers, having adventures in the name of sports.

- OR -

He could go completely off the rails and do a scripted series of some kind. But that would involve a cast and sets and junk.

by Every6thDay on Mar 1, 2012 3:48 PM PST reply actions  

there’s always improv. We’ll throw him suggestions online and he’ll have to act it out. “Do Pablo Sandoval eating pumpkin pie while surfing in Hawaii!”

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Mar 1, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe, but

I see this as being closer to his Baseball Nation material as opposed to Giants-centric/McC stuff. I mean, maybe that’s not how he’s thinking of it as he develops programming, I tend to think of the McCovey Chronicles channel as being more about Grant than the Giants, really, so I think he’s got a lot of freedom in terms of direction. However, he should probably, definitely stick to a theme or format, at least in the early stages.

by Every6thDay on Mar 1, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait until late August to bring in Cousin Oliver.

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by Kitspool on Mar 1, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Poor Rockies have Ted McGiney doing their YouTube stuff

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Mar 1, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Assuming you can't interview the real movers and shakers

the Brian Sabeans, the Yeshayah Goldfarbs, the Susans of the world… I’d like a segment entitled “Better Know a Giants Bobblehead.” Grant displays said bobblehead, talks about it, his likes, dislikes, etc. Then he displays those acting chops, maybe taking on the character of the bobblehead and talking to the viewers at home. (Note: I said he plays the bobblehead— NOT THE PLAYER THE BOBBLEHEAD REPRESENTS— there is a difference, I’m sure).

Or we could just do sing alongs.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Mar 1, 2012 3:49 PM PST reply actions  

By the way, people

I’m both impressed and not surprised that a Giants intra-squad ST game generated 1,400+ comments and two threads on this site.

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by Kitspool on Mar 1, 2012 3:51 PM PST reply actions  

Yes

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive father of Enmanuel de Jesus.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.

by bigboneded on Mar 1, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope the execs at SBN headquarters notice.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Mar 1, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

And it was only like 4 innings long.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Mar 2, 2012 6:02 AM PST up reply actions  

ha! not even! it was 2 and a half innings.
wuzziz name was poseda pitch the bottom of the 3rd and didn’t.
I bet he didn’t cuz his team had the lead and he wanted to keep it that way!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Mar 2, 2012 6:05 AM PST up reply actions  

You could buy boxes of baseball cards and then open the packs for us and show us the cards you get

Gus Benusa: His real name is Karl. Senior Year batting average: .638.

by Mrbasepaul on Mar 1, 2012 3:51 PM PST reply actions  

These are fantastic, realistic ideas.

Point for you!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive father of Enmanuel de Jesus.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.

by bigboneded on Mar 1, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Mar 1, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

MOAR JT Jordan!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Mar 1, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

this is actually really cool

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Mar 1, 2012 3:57 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Step by step instructional video on the proper techniques of propelling

by City Girl on Mar 1, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Demo video

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 1, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I could be Andy Rooney like and find things to argue about.

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by CalBear949 on Mar 1, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Did ya ever notice how ball parks these days are small and “intimate”? I don’t understand what was wrong with the cavernous hangars of my youth. Did they complain about the Polo Grounds and it’s funky dimensions? Did they? ……

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

needz moar cats

"Most decisions get made by time and space.." Brian Sabean

by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

"A Night Drinking With Biff Pocoroba"

This would be guaranteed to generate more episodes than “The Wire”.

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by Kitspool on Mar 1, 2012 3:54 PM PST reply actions  

I find it humorous that so many suggestions involve "make it feature someone not you"

I think he could just riff on some random, perhaps barely related to the Giants subject, accompanied by a crappy cardboard title card or two, and I’d be happy to watch each and every episode.

Plus more guitar. I’d like some FotC quality, snarky Giants songs.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Mar 1, 2012 3:59 PM PST reply actions  

Oh, with a little cleavage, of course.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Mar 1, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Related Videos

RE: Grant’s cleavage
My take on Grant’s cleavage
Reply girl speaks out!
Grant’s cleavage heehee
RE: sbnmccoveychronicles

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Tight pants wouldn’t hurt the ratings.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 1, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

McMoobs

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 1, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Loved It

Needs moar cocktail recipes!

The reader email bit was good stuff. And the Theatre.

"I like baseball, movies, good clothes, whiskey, fast cars ... and you. What else you need to know?"
Demondre The Giant Has A Posse

by shankbone on Mar 1, 2012 3:59 PM PST reply actions  

Spencer Hall

IS amazing.

I don't have a very high opinion of southern California, in sports or in general

by short_shifter on Mar 1, 2012 4:05 PM PST reply actions  

Good stuff

Easily the most professional thing I’ve seen on this site.

by sakbaum on Mar 1, 2012 4:06 PM PST reply actions  

Grant should do dramatic reenactments of his favorite comment threads of the week.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Mar 1, 2012 4:06 PM PST reply actions  

I like this.

Anything that’s site-specific, though, limits the potential audience, I think. I don’t know what the ultimate goal is, but I would assume SB Nation wants to maximize viewership across all demographics. I doubt Jim McLennan’s gang of assholes wants to watch Lars poop on their faces via message board comment, but maybe.

by Every6thDay on Mar 1, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I doubt Jim McLennan’s gang of assholes wants to watch Lars poop on their faces via message board comment, but maybe.

I would watch that twice to make up for them ignoring it.

Then I’d click on every ad on the screen.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Mar 1, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

In all seriousness

I feel like a McCovey podcast would have more value as a piece of media than a video blog. As others have said, the dynamic nature of video is constrained by Grant’s inabilty to take MLB clips and integrate them into the episodes.

A podcast, with Grant talking by himself, or talking with someone about baseball, would be more compelling, and more portable.

I know Grant did some podcasts last season. It would be great if he did a weekly one.

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by Kitspool on Mar 1, 2012 4:15 PM PST reply actions  

Vodcasts are real things. You just need someone moderately computer capable who can set up Skype/Xsplit for video conferencing and recording.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

They're fine

I guess content is ultimately more important than how it’s delivered. I’m just a radio guy at heart, so I like podcasts. Video blogs have to be really good for me to sit there watching two people sitting at their respective desks talking.

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by Kitspool on Mar 1, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s just a different delivery method. I’ll often listen to a weekly vodcast where I’ll go and be browsing in another tab, and jump back when something particularly funny or interesting is going on.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Vodkasts are easier

All you need is a microphone and vodka.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Mar 1, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

This seems like a decree from SBNation

Video it shall be, with the dynamic Mr Brisbee in front of the camera!

by GiantPain on Mar 1, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I suggest Grant take the video camera out "on the streets"

and try to eavesdrop on public conversations, then jumping in the middle and shouting “That’s what she said!” whenever the opportunity arises, and then running away laughing hysterically.

I’d watch.

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Mar 1, 2012 4:15 PM PST reply actions  

Another idea: Drunk Giants History with Grant.

Step 1: Get drunk
Step 2: Rant

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Mar 1, 2012 4:15 PM PST reply actions  

You know, I haven’t heard that Jeff Brantley story in almost two hours. And I bet Grant being drunk would add a whole new angle to it.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Mar 1, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly even just Grant and Sweater talking baseball

for 30 minutes recapping the stupid things that happened or major moves.. I would watch.

SBNation baseball really needs something like a MLB Tonight.. from “Really” perspective.

I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.
-GOB Bluth

by ELOOIE on Mar 1, 2012 4:22 PM PST reply actions  

I can’t wait until the day you accidentally wear argyle.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
Tweetybox

by troymccluresf on Mar 1, 2012 4:23 PM PST reply actions  

Congrats, Grant

This is actually the first time I have heard you speak. And you seem normal. Not like the first time I heard Neyer speak.

And of course, we want on camera feuds with Jeff Sullivan.

Adopted parent of future Giants starting SS Ryan "The Riot" Theriot. Just you wait.
Twitter

by scout6 on Mar 1, 2012 4:24 PM PST reply actions  

Neyer's stock photo is super-awk.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Freestyle rap diss aimed at Sullivan.

by chilibean_3 on Mar 1, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I think the toenail that came off when I kicked the chair has almost grown back. Cool.

On the other hand, it was super convenient not having to clip that toenail for so long.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 4:29 PM PST reply actions  

EW

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 1, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

When mine came back it was all kinda wavy. Not smooth like the rest.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Mar 2, 2012 6:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I want to see interviews with old ladies.

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Mar 1, 2012 4:35 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

I volunteer to participate.

Frank Robinson, a Giant among managers

by mrs. owlcroft on Mar 1, 2012 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It was like a blog entry, but read to me very quietly

Soon I won’t have to read at all.

So...I've decided to adopt Seinfeld.

by positiveuphemism on Mar 1, 2012 4:36 PM PST reply actions  

One idea

Occasionally, replace the post game recaps with a video reaction/recap, Maker’s in hand. Might be a fun way to unload after another 1-0 Caining.

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil

by marcello on Mar 1, 2012 4:39 PM PST reply actions  

I just got my first text spam in Google Voice

Pedro Feliz.
also, proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Mar 1, 2012 4:39 PM PST reply actions  

youtube is blocked at work

and won’t play on my phone because for some reason sbn won’t reorient sideways. So whatever, is what I’m trying to say.

Proud parent of Gregor Blanco, the Mountain that Walks, MVP of the VWL.

by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 4:39 PM PST reply actions  

So who watched the stream this morning?

How did my son do? He sucked in his last at bat, that was all that I saw.

Proud parent of Gregor Blanco, the Mountain that Walks, MVP of the VWL.

by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 4:45 PM PST reply actions  

I watched but I don’t remember much of what happened, except for wishing the announcers would stfu.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw it for about 3 minutes before Jon came on and it was all I could stand. Man, do they suck.

Proud parent of Gregor Blanco, the Mountain that Walks, MVP of the VWL.

by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

He was a Tim Flannery short of a legit inside the parker.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

He was fast.

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Adopted parent of Nate Schierholtz: The Greatest Fear of All Chinese Catchers

by CalBear949 on Mar 1, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he did something good later

Sac fly RBI or something

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Mar 1, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Should be the 4th outfielder.

by Every6thDay on Mar 1, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

VROOM

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Mar 1, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Grant, to prove his chops as Action, should gather the McCoven in a singalong of “Gee, Office Krupke.”

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 4:49 PM PST reply actions  

YEAH?
Well…
KRUP YOU!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

You know I never made the connection between "Krupke" and "Krukow" until now

I think there’s a filk song in there somewhere. Dear God help me.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

"Bochy" fits the metric, rhyme, and general feelings of acrimony better.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

That's true.

But “Boch you”? Ennnnhhhh…

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

“Manager” scans the same as “officer” too.

Proud parent of Gregor Blanco, the Mountain that Walks, MVP of the VWL.

by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

And it does have a more accurate vibe.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Sondheim originally wanted the lyric to be "fuck you," so he could be the first person to use "fuck" onstage.

Tennessee Williams beat him to the punch, though, with “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.”

Sondheim tried to fight and keep the lyric in anyways, but it finally got pulled because they wouldn’t be able to ship the soundtrack across state lines because of obscenity laws.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Officer Krupke

I once played Riff in West Side Story. In the movie that character performs that song, but not in the play. The song I had to do instead – that “Cool” one – I absolutely hated.

Anagram of "SF Giants season" = GAS OF NASTINESS

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Mar 1, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, they rewrote things for the movie for some reason

I guess it makes the mood flow better, but I prefer the original setup.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

NSFW

and McC premium

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by CalBear949 on Mar 1, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Could someone do a quick rundown on the game today?

Did we win? Who is we?

So...I've decided to adopt Seinfeld.

by positiveuphemism on Mar 1, 2012 4:58 PM PST reply actions  

we won. won lost. we cried. we cried some more. we gif'd.

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Mar 1, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

My ears.

What’s all this Fontenot business? He’s clearly Brad Hennessey.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Mar 1, 2012 4:59 PM PST reply actions  

Thank you

I’ve always thought Brad was Grant’s true doppleganger.

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by Kitspool on Mar 1, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

scale of likeness

1. Brad Hennessey
2. Jason Bay
3. Mike Fontenot

by non sequitur on Mar 1, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

whoa, season five of californication’s been on since January

Pedro Feliz.
also, proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Mar 1, 2012 5:01 PM PST reply actions  

Something for you to do… btw you should have an email from the Mr. whatever is linked to your whutcha callit… profile.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

got it! thanks—I replied to you, as well. Good luck tomorrow!

Pedro Feliz.
also, proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Mar 1, 2012 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s been pretty good. The daughter/boyfriend parts especially. More nudity than I remember in the past (I think I only saw season 1, maybe parts of 2).

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Mar 1, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

More nudity than Season 1? Unpossible.

"Most decisions get made by time and space.." Brian Sabean

by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

What's with the fisheye lens effect?

Is Grant in a ’90s music video?

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Mar 1, 2012 5:03 PM PST reply actions  

Grant learned video production from Busta Rhymes.

by chilibean_3 on Mar 1, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I got a picture of a gunt that’ll break your neck, WOOHAA, I got you all in check

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Yusmeiro Petit: dingerz.exe

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Mar 2, 2012 6:28 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

so...

is someone at SBN losing their job for this?

You think you've got people betting against you? Adam Duvall is one of the green spots on the roulette table.

by oldjacket on Mar 1, 2012 5:03 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

Wait...that does not look like a basement at all!!!

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by CalBear949 on Mar 1, 2012 5:15 PM PST reply actions  

TL2 better get some rest, more bad weather headed that way for tomorrow.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 5:16 PM PST reply actions  

Six inches of snow on my driveway here in GV. We got in just in time—gonna be icey overnight.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Mar 1, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh wow, I haven’t been too much aware of what’s going on weather wise here. I was chatting last night with a friend in the Knoxville area who had just moved back into her home after it got walloped in the storms last year. She was having a freakout, and deservedly so. That’s the only reason I even know that they got hit.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Things weren’t so bad here last night. The worst weather hit the western margin of the Cumberland Plateau, about an hour west of Knoxville. But tomorrow is going to be another active day, perhaps with some supercell action. I’ve already planned to go in late and stay late to handle our coverage.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 1, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

You kicked ass last night.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I turned in a solid day’s work.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 1, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Did they decide it was a tornado?

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Two, one each in DeKalb and Cumberland Counties. The DeKalb was rated EF-1, with winds of 90 mph, and the Cumberland was an EF-2, with winds of about 125 at its peak.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 1, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy smokes!

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

The EF scale goes to 5, so these weren’t considered particularly strong tornadoes.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 1, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

How often do you get tornados in early March?

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

This is tornado season. A study from NWS Morristown (covering east Tennessee) shows 63 percent of tornadoes since 1950 have occurred in March, April and May. Middle Tennessee shows similar climatology. I can’t speak to the climatology of west Tennessee, but I imagine it hews pretty closely to the other two regions.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 1, 2012 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

hmm

I always thought it was later in the year.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Tornado season for the Plains runs from May through July. That could be what you’re thinking of.

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by TheLetter2 on Mar 1, 2012 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

I used to live in the midwest.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Driving from Memphis to Oklahoma City was very interesting in the spring, in May at least, because weather could literally change in an instant

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Can't wait for some (non-gameday) storms!

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by jhiat00 on Mar 2, 2012 6:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve seriously given thought about becoming one of those tornado chasers, it would be a dream of mine to participate in one for sure

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I have been known to do this in a car. I am not ordinarily a thrill seeker, but storms are amazing, I love them.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

This is why i would love to move to the Midwest, there is really nothing like Midwestern storms that we simply don’t or will ever get here in the Bay Area

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Thunderstorms, etc. are literally the best thing about the MIdwest.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

EXCEPT WHEN THE POWER GOES OUT. Then you’re just like, well this blows

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Light a candle

read a book, eat all the ice cream.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

/pulls out gameboy…. What was that? Books? haha, i’m joking, yea, or board games if youre with others

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Power outages are novel for the first five minutes, and then I want my damn lights back on now.

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by TheLetter2 on Mar 1, 2012 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Need mah internetz and MCC

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Hence, that tornado that ripped through Illinois and MIssouri?

an EF-4? it just seems uncommon for that significant of a tornado to occur this early in the season, although tornadoes can occur at any point in time, just need the right movement in the atmosphere

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s some idea that the mild winter is juicing up the atmosphere a little. I spoke with a meteorologist at the Morristown, TN, NWS office in January, and speculated that something like this may occur. And he seems to be right.

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by TheLetter2 on Mar 1, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok, yea that makes sense then, so it would be more imminent now that the weather has been so mild of late, so it will become more likely more earlier into the season and possibly stronger.

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard that tomorrow’s storms are forecast to be more severe. I can’t even imagine losing your house once and then having a recurring threat like that. Though the trees that did the most damage to her house are gone now.

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by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

There is a higher risk for severe weather Friday, particularly in the central portion of the state. And of course, supercells generally pose a greater tornadic risk than squall lines. But so much of the actual event will depend on mesoscale features that won’t really come together until tomorrow. We’ll have to wait and see.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 1, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Hope it isn’t too bad for you guys in Knoxville. It’s amazing the severe weather across the country lately, the storms through Missouri and Illinois? Devastating. Especially snow in the Carolina’s. It has been an extreme week, and we haven’t even hit the peak of tornado season which is when? Usually around April/May?

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Typically April and May in the Deep South, but that varies from region to region. Worth noting is that my beloved home state is unique for being one of the very few places on Earth that has two distinct tornado seasons: The traditional spring season, and a second season in November and early December. In fact recent years have seen more severe weather outbreaks in that secondary season than in the primary.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 1, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, i didn’t know that. Thats pretty interesting, so there’s not ONE specific season. And with your last statement i wonder if that has anything to do with climate change? Was there a given reason for that?

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s hard to pin any specific weather variation on climate change. To my knowledge, no one knows why things got very active in November. But now we know, and meteorologists work to inform the public about the secondary season so no one is caught off-guard.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 1, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s good, so everyones in the know how about what’s going on. Plus you’re right, it’s tough to pin anything on climate change, because we just simply don’t know, heck, even after my thesis i still don’t know if Climate Change is the root cause of anything, or if it’s a pattern.

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants v Seattle + Nerbs

So, it’s commitment time, and I’m not sure how to alert everyone. I need to have a count on Monday so they can reserve the blocks of tickets for us. I see that my fanpost is closed to new comments. I just talked with my Mariners contact, and he advised against the $18 bleacher seats, and is suggesting the $35 seats on the main level.

So, is everyone ok with $35 seats? if so, any ideas on how to sign people up? maybe just keep it simple with an email, followed up by paypal requests?

lemme know your thoughts.

Pedro Feliz.
also, proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Mar 1, 2012 5:26 PM PST reply actions  

it’s the main level
Is that too much? we can stick with the $18, or people can put in for whatever they want.

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by son of ggf on Mar 1, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I thought these were Giants tickets. No wonder they are so cheap.

So...I've decided to adopt Seinfeld.

by positiveuphemism on Mar 1, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I could do at least one day of $35s

Might opt for bleacher seats elsewise, to accommodate various other friends.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

the main event is Saturday, so which pricing would work for you that day?

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by son of ggf on Mar 1, 2012 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Count me in for at least two of the main level tickets, then!

Would mailing you a check work? I had to shut down my Paypal account after getting stolen from, and they’ve made it a huge pain in the ass to reopen it.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, sure. I think I’m going to need to resort to email for all this direct communication, but some of the people who expressed interest don’t have their email’s posted…hmmm.

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by son of ggf on Mar 1, 2012 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Put up a new fanpost?

And a couple of us can link it in our sigs for the next few weeks to make sure everyone who’s in gets a chance to buy.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I need a solid count by Monday, though

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by son of ggf on Mar 1, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Gotcha

Whatever timetable works, then. But I think a new fanpost is probably the best way to get a final, confirmed list.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

ok, will do.

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by son of ggf on Mar 1, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I just posted my email (a new MCC-only email)

And I’m definitely in for all three games. $35 tickets are fine. I can use Paypal or send you a check.

Thanks so much for taking the lead on this!

by Amynishiki on Mar 1, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

cool—sent you an email

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by son of ggf on Mar 1, 2012 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I grill mine with Old Bay seasoning. It’s the only thing I’ve found that I like with that seasoning.

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also, proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Mar 1, 2012 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

weird, dude I know in Arizona, on irc was just saying the same thing.
he was saying:

I have 5.18 lbs. of pork loin in the crockpot with two onions sliced and 7 cloves impaling it. And 12 oz. of wate
r.

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by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

merope….needs…..foo…d

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by son of ggf on Mar 1, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

gads I don’t even want to think about. I’ve been whining in email to the mister all afternoon. I told him just to delete the emails without reading them and let me whine.
He’s eating dinner out tonight.

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by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a nice thing to do under the circumstances.

It’ll all be done soon.

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by can of corn on Mar 1, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

protip

be nice to those that are there to help you

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by son of ggf on Mar 1, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

He owes me a few. So everytime I get too hysterical he reminds of that. I’m trying not to drive him crazy but I’m failing.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Hang in there.

The time will go faster than you think.

Frank Robinson, a Giant among managers

by mrs. owlcroft on Mar 1, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

yesterday and today have been an eternity… and the next three days are supposed to be a hospital rendition of “the lost weekend”

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

the time in the hospital will probably be the highlight of your ordeal

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by son of ggf on Mar 1, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

somehow I doubt that. I won’t remember most of it since I will be on a lot of pain meds most of fri, sat and sun…or so the surgeon said. I don’t like being on medication. I don’t react “normal” to it. I took half a xanax last night and had the most treeemendous buttpee 38 minutes later… no fun.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry if I spoke out of turn; two back operations, and that was my experience.

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by son of ggf on Mar 1, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, you're fine...

some people enjoy or don’t mind being drugged into a stupor, I find it unsettling and scary. Mostly, I think, because I never know how my body is going to react to things. If there’s a weird side effect my body will find it. Klonopin made me bruise, xanax made my tummy go blergh. I can’t take vicodin, or sulpha drugs and several antibiotics.

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by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Vicodin had me so out of it after my shoulder surgery I elected to just go with pain. Morphine has always worked for me, though. If that’s an option, I’d recommend it highly.

You’ll do better than you think. The anxiety and worry is killing you now, but once the slicing and dicing is over, hopefully you can relax.

Buck up little camper, we’ll beat this [thing] together.

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by can of corn on Mar 1, 2012 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

the surgeon said they were going to use something that started with the letter d for pain, I didn’t recognize the name.

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by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Demerol, maybe? I think I’ve had that one. Not as pleasant as morphine (but really, what is?), but very effective.

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by can of corn on Mar 1, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

that demerol stuff took some of my brain away!

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by son of ggf on Mar 1, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Sending you lots of healing vibes, Merope.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks

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by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you want that meditation CD I told you about?

I couldn’t find the thread after I posted the offer.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

right now I’m not sure what I want besides food and sleep! my email is in my profile…shoot me an email, if that’s not too much trouble.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Will do.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think it was that either. It was something I’d never heard of before and demerol has been around for eons. Then again it could be some variant of it. I dunno.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

The only other thing I can think of is darvocet, but that hasn’t been available for a couple years now.

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by can of corn on Mar 1, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

D=Dilaudid

Available pill form or IV, its chemical name is hydromorphone.

Good stuff, but I have had some patients it doesn’t work for. Like, literally, does not have any effect on their pain. If you get a hit of it IV and dont feel it within about 5 or 10 min, let your doc/nurse know. You either need a higher dose, or a diff med.

by Random Giants Fan on Mar 1, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

that sounds like the one, and that’s good to know. I do tend to have strange side effects from things, though usually in the “working too well” department.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Mar 2, 2012 5:29 AM PST up reply actions  

microwave them to extra well done

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Mar 1, 2012 5:44 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

or you could just throw them out now and save the electricity.

"Most decisions get made by time and space.." Brian Sabean

by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Grant, you play guitar?

/Files under things I didn’t know

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

Ricky "Light Tower Power" Oropesa

by LincecumFTK on Mar 1, 2012 5:34 PM PST reply actions  

There's a Sharks game on tonight.

Logan is game time decision. /sigh

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 5:38 PM PST reply actions  

I picture Grant and Howie doing an iCarly sort of thing

With Goofus as the wacky older brother who’s always up to some crazy scheme.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Mar 1, 2012 5:39 PM PST reply actions  

Or (a better version of) Seinfeld:

Grant=Jerry
Howie=George
jponry=Elaine
Goofus=Kramer
Sullivan=Newman

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Mar 1, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone know how to get a fanpost re-opened to accept comments?

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by son of ggf on Mar 1, 2012 5:44 PM PST reply actions  

The simple solution would be to make a new fanpost. I don’t know if old ones can be re-opened, since the closing is generally based on timestamp.

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by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

there might be a way… but just copy and paste the main body stuff from the old one into a new one.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Ask a mod?

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Mar 1, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I ended up just creating a new one

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by son of ggf on Mar 1, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Poor Grady Sizemore

Proud Papa of right-hander Clayton Blackburn whose pro debut made him look like one of the steals of the 2012 draft, as he allowed just six runs in 33 1/3 innings in the rookie-level Arizona League. Signed by Giants area scout (and former big leaguer) Dan Murray in the 16th round, Blackburn would touch 94-95 mph, sitting in the low 90s, with good feel for locating the pitch, and both his curveball and changeup project as above-average pitches.

by DFARowand on Mar 1, 2012 5:53 PM PST reply actions  

poor guy; and I was hoping that the Giants would’ve signed him for a single year, too.

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also, proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Mar 1, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Poor all Sizemores.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

all the kids like the videeyo and the videeyee

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by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

The business model is simple. Google grants $5 million to established video producers as an advance, to get them started with two hours worth of content per week. Once the videos start earning through advertisements, Google splits the revenues with the producers. As $5 million is not likely to be enough for traditional TV show producers, some companies will have to match the seed money with their own.

This applies more to the Amy K. Nelsons and Bomani Joneseses, but there’s a trickle-down effect that helps the little guys get some cameras and exposure.

by Grant Brisbee on Mar 1, 2012 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice

That’s pretty cool – hope it works out.

by rpm164 on Mar 1, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

YouTube partners can rake in quite a bit in advertising revenue.

And a portion of that money goes through to the producers as an incentive to produce more content.

I know of several people who make their living producing content for YouTube, supplemented pretty much solely by merch sales.

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I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

If I download this clip

someday it will be worth a great deal of money. It’s an investment, like a Dustin Mohr batting practice foul ball. Grant, if you want to buy it back now please call my agent. And congrats!

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Mar 1, 2012 5:57 PM PST reply actions  

sig test

McCoven going to the Seattle meetup, get your tickets by Monday March 5th!

by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

damnit, trying again

McCoven going to the Seattle meetup, get your tickets by Monday March 5th!

by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

looks good. A more-forum like venue would be better for this kind of thing so we could subscribe to topics.

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also, proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Mar 1, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, yes i do!

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also, proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Mar 1, 2012 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

In all seriousness, this was almost perfect

Just get rid of Grant and add Jeff Sullivan and we’re set.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Mar 1, 2012 6:14 PM PST reply actions  

you’re going to get warned!

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a creepy Lasorda picture!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Mar 1, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Augh, just watched the arm wrestling video. Watching people’s arms break reminds me why I don’t arm wrestle.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 6:31 PM PST reply actions  

That mental image is gonna make digesting dinner a little tougher.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I always pictured you smarter

In this post-2010 reality, I occupy a resurrection body.

by MrUnderhill on Mar 1, 2012 6:43 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Watching Baggs on Chronicle Live

Baggs says Huff is starting on Saturday and is the incumbent because he’s the one making “big money”. Belt and Pill will get " a lot of action" this spring. He said he talked to some players on the Giants off the record and they said they think Huff will bounce back this season. He’s in “good shape” and in a “good mental frame of mind”. Baggs also says Huff doesn’t have some of the “influences around him like in the past that weren’t so great; Pat Burrell”. He thinks he’s “off to a good start” and will “have a good year”.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Mar 1, 2012 6:53 PM PST reply actions  

Wait, is Baggs saying that Pat Burrell was a bad influence on Huff?

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by can of corn on Mar 1, 2012 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

He wasn't?

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Bad enough to make him suck that terribly?

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by can of corn on Mar 1, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

All I can think of is Huff and Pat on their victory trolley’s bounding beer as they went through the parade.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Mar 1, 2012 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

“bounding” = bonding + pounding?

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Mar 1, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I much prefer your explanation to mine for bounding as it doesn’t involve the typing of bad typos

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Mar 1, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess we should all just shut up and enjoy the game.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeff Kent says this

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by SFGuy on Mar 1, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Poor PtB

I guess we won’t see him in the coaching system then.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly, even if Burrell was the worst influence in the world, it’s still on Huff. This isn’t middle school, where you hope your kid isn’t hanging out with the smokers. This is a near middle-aged man performing in a professional capacity. If he can’t be his own good influence, let’s not start playing the blame transference game.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

So true.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Here here.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed!

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

That was kind of my initial thought.

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by can of corn on Mar 2, 2012 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

He was such a bad influence that they are bringing him back as a coach!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 2, 2012 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't know why.

I mean the man actually stood there and took pitches. Just watched them go by without even a check swing!

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by jhiat00 on Mar 2, 2012 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes! These quotes don’t work that well, I guess.

Dave Benz clarified that Baggs “doesn’t think the Machine was a good influence”.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Mar 1, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Rule # 1 : Money plays
Rule # 2 : Fuck it

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The best thing for the team would be for Huff not to suck.

As long as Belt is the starting 1B next year.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d feel more confident about that if I thought they wouldn’t re-sign Huff if he has a good year.
If Huff has a good year, they need to trade him for prospects before the deadline.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be awesome

but I don’t see it happening. As much as I’d like to see Belt, I hate to think how much Huff would have to suck before they’d cut him loose.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

and yet, I’d prefer Huff on a really short leash (mid-May) with full-on DFA looming. I have zero confidence in him at this point, and can’t really see my way through the FO <3 for him.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I have higher expectations for Huff than I do for Melky.

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by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they have to give Huff a chance to start the year

But they can’t afford for him to struggle all year and not bench him like last year.

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by 49er16 on Mar 1, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

MLB Network's number one player right now...

Matt Kemp. Number 2 is Justin Verlander. 6 Giants on the top 100.

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by SFGuy on Mar 1, 2012 7:05 PM PST reply actions  

video: Go behind the scenes at Giants Spring Training with former Major Leaguer Will Clark

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=20114105&topic_id=&c_id=mlb&tcid=vpp_copy_20114105&v=3
Belt: “Thanks Will.”
(No response)
Belt: “Will the Thrill”
Will Clark: “That’d be me. That’d be me”

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Mar 1, 2012 7:11 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

That's it

I love The Thrill in bunches

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Mar 1, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Mar 1, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

♥♥♥♥♥Will!♥♥♥♥♥♥

How can you not love a guy who say’s “It’s always sunny in my neighborhood!”

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by SoCalGgal on Mar 1, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously though

who would buy this?

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by jponry on Mar 1, 2012 7:25 PM PST reply actions  

Worse than a Greyjoy shirt.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

L&P has a Greyjoy shirt

I’ve seen it.

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by jponry on Mar 1, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Asha is cool.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

God help me

but on my re-read, I started to find the Greyjoys interesting.

Euron is disgusting and Aeron is boring (though apparently at least one of his chapters in TWOW is going to be super disturbing, so that’s at least piqued my interest), but Asha is great, Theon is interesting and Victarion makes me laugh.

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by jponry on Mar 1, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I barely remember anyone but Balon, Theon and Asha. About to finish ACOK and start ASOS. I hope I enjoy ASOS more the second time.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Victarion the one who's so pious?

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

That's Aeron.

Victarion is the dumb-as-rocks ship captain.

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by jponry on Mar 1, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Right.

It is odd how stuff comes back to me just before I get to it in the book. Except for the major plot points, I have forgotten a lot. And I even had trouble parsing that Reek/Ramsay thing the second time.

Getting old sucks but it’s kind of cool to rediscover something you know you will like.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Euron, Aeron and Victarion only really became characters in AFFC.

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by jponry on Mar 1, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

fuck yeah I do

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by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

they've grown on me

I just hate Euron, though. He’s such a creep, between whatever it was he did to Aeron when they were younger, and that horrible scene with the Hewetts.

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by jponry on Mar 1, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, Euron's pretty much the worst

I deeply enjoy that he’s actually, behind the spectacular ruthlessness and great PR, a kinda shitty villain. His grand plan is totally crazy, he underestimates Victarion, and when he’s called on his bullshit he just sulks off.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m hoping he gets a pretty sweet comeuppance in TWOW or ADOS.

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by jponry on Mar 1, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think he is underestimating Victarion though. I think that Victarion turning on him and trying to claim Dany for himself is part of Euron’s plan because come on of course that’ll happen

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Mar 1, 2012 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure, there's no way Euron trusts him

But I also doubt he expects him to accomplish anything. Victarion’s pretty ludicrously determined.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he just wants him to bring Dany back and he’ll take care of any loose ends after that by killing a bunch of shit.

I don’t think this will be an especially effective plan, but it’s my guess.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Mar 1, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

if there's one subplot I would trim from these books

it would be that one.

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by oldjacket on Mar 2, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

#teamkraken

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 1, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

you have paid the pumpkin price

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by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I might.

Just for trollin’.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m trying to decide which shirt people would be less likely to buy:

Arryn or Frey?

Frey, at least, has the troll factor. Is anyone a big Arryn/Vale-fan?

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by jponry on Mar 1, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Not really

They’re sorta the Nobles That Don’t Do Anything. Even the characters who should be super badass, like Yohn Royce, are just, y’know, there.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

When I think Arryn, I think of Petyr Baelish.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

A Littlefinger t-shirt, with the mockingbird, would be cool.

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by jponry on Mar 1, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

That I would definitely love.

Littlefinger is such a scumbag, I love him.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Totally

Alternately, just any of the faces made during this .gif

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by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I love the foreshadowing gif

when he creeps up next to Sansa.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

such perfect casting

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by jponry on Mar 1, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed.

Carcetti!

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

never forget

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by jponry on Mar 1, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

And in terms of the house itself, we basically have:

Jon Arryn (dead before the series starts, basically)
Robert Arryn (lolololol)
Harry the Heir (who knows?)

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by jponry on Mar 1, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

You threw me with the Arryn reference. I’m getting my Arryns, Aryas, and Arwen’s all mixed up these days

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Mar 1, 2012 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

LittleTommy is gonna tear it up tonight!

Hey, where’s PiKA?

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 7:26 PM PST reply actions  

I think Moore is back too

Go Sharks

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by operation carrot on Mar 1, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

OH YES, I am here, i've been trollin

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

He's been playing pretty well, and it's been an improvement

it seems every game he’s getting better and better, he fights when he feels like he needs to, he shoots well, smart with the puck, passes very well. He’s just an efficient player, and can’t wait to see what he does net

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

next*

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Tommy Wingels is a cool kid

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

He's playing great tonight.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

He really is, he just plays the game tough minded and with a ton of energy, that’s half the game right there, just bringing energy and activity

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Who needs Ginner?

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Different positions i believe, right? McGinn’s a left wing, Wingels a centre? Wonder what happens when Havlat comes back D:

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

They play similar styles, tho.

Havlat will go bck to 2nd line, right?

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, for sure, without bias though? McGinn is definitely the better player there, Wingels is young, and up and coming. Yea, not sure about Havlat WHERE IS MYMCLIFE!?!?!?!

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Pre-K-12 School stuff

Merope, you still around tonight?

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 7:32 PM PST reply actions  

I’m back for awhile wuzzup?

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by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Know I’m wishing the best for you tomorrow. But the shitstorm is coming on photo documentation in schools. More in a minute

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry ’ bout that delay. Good year to avoid the classroom – Mrs. B is now personally responsible for any picture content on classroom parent’s cell phone or other devices (Pads, etc). Policy is that no “defining” characteristics of any student or staff can be allowed to be distributed.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow. I’ve been waiting for something like that to happen at some point.

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by can of corn on Mar 1, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s here in a big way. For years, it was all photodocumentation. photodocumentation, photodocumentation. Now, it’s retroactive removal of images in documentation…. and ABSOLUTE ban on images.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

My daughter is a teacher in sac county. Curious about this and what it applies to.
Do you have a link or a little more info?
thanks

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by luved the stick on Mar 1, 2012 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

No link available, just the latest policy discussion handed down today. Mrs. B is struggling with the where/when/how of implementation. There’s no good answer.

Parent takes a picture of their child doing something cool that GranPa would love, but another child is identifiable. Can she demand the image be destroyed? NO.

How the fuck can she control that?

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't mind being the big meanie, so I'll just say what every teacher wishes they could

if the parent is there to “help”, THEY SHOULD PUT THE CAMERA (PHONE) DOWN AND HELP THE TEACHER OR GTFO!!!
my current school allows (and by allows I mean, turns a blind eye so as to not upset what our principal calls “our clients”) parents to take pictures AT MASS!!! We’re trying to set a reverent tone and the Housewives of OC are flashing away to their hearts content!

ugh, sorry to hear Mrs. B has been handed a plate of crap otherwise known as “Policy for Policy’s Sake” Admin never thinks of the where/when/how, just the what.

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by SoCalGgal on Mar 1, 2012 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup. And yet, it is here, now.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

given that this was thrown at them now, instead of reasonably discussed, planned and properly implemented in the fall once everyone is informed and on board with the new policy, reaks of “knee-jerk reaction”. So this will either go away since stuff like this is usually put in place to appease a parent or three or it will be the thing that never dies and it gets batted around for years then becomes self-aware

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by SoCalGgal on Mar 1, 2012 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks

I was thinking of video taken at a school assembly and posted on FB. Could someone get in trouble for that?

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by luved the stick on Mar 1, 2012 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

:-( Already mentioned to Mrs. B as her responsibility.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

and if Mrs. B were the one who posted it?

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by luved the stick on Mar 1, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

She haz a bad now since she does teacher training. It takes a lot of work to pixelate training videos.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

that just sounds like a policy handed down by someone who has either never been in a classroom, or hasn’t been in a classroom since 1932.

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by Merope on Mar 2, 2012 5:35 AM PST up reply actions  

geeeez…
The district I used to work for had all pre-k parents sign a photography waiver.

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by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Same for Mrs. B. and now she’s supposed to enforce a rule that isn’t well defined – how is she supposed to file developmental reports now? what about children that may be on the spectrum? How can she provide supporting documentation for those with special needs? What a mess…

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

McCrawford Chronicles

Dude has the looks.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Crawford either better hit or stink up the joint or else we’re going to be having the Crawford Debate all season and I just don’t know if I’m ready to handle that

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Mar 1, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

bold prediction:

By the end of May, he’ll be either kicking ass with a spectacularly high BABIP and SSS-inflated slugging, or being awful with an unbelievably low BABIP, and nothing will be settled.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Parks & Rec alert!!!!!!!

AV Club gives tonight’s episode an A-. Of course, AV Club always gives P&R episodes an A- but we should look forward to sunny skies above Pawnee tonight

(no word on the Office or 30 Rock yet)

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Mar 1, 2012 7:38 PM PST reply actions  

They gave the episode with Dave an A- and it was awful, so.

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C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Mar 1, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Video of Grant in 1080p

Because of reasons

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Mar 1, 2012 7:41 PM PST reply actions  

anyone ever buy tickets for Angels games, I'm so confused

I don’t understand what the whole Tier 1,2,3 thing is other than it’s some kind of pricing program to confuse everybody! I’m trying to budget for the Giants series but how can I when I don’t know which “tier” the Giants games will be???
H-E-L-P! :)

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by SoCalGgal on Mar 1, 2012 7:41 PM PST reply actions  

The last time I got a ticket at Angels Stadium was for the 2010 ASG. I was actually able to get it at face value, which surprised me.

Those Giants/Angels games would probably be in the highest price tier since it’s an interleague matchup. I’m just using AT&T logic here.

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by doggz on Mar 1, 2012 8:06 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

You probably will have to wait until tickets officially go on sale and check what prices then.

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by SFGuy on Mar 1, 2012 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

bummer, I hate surprises!

also, the spread for the section I’m looking at (not so close that I could take a foul ball to the kisser, not so far that I can see Disneyland better than the players) is $22-36, but if you’re saying this could be 3rd tier, I’m looking at minimum $70+ just for me and a friend :( ugh
if only I knew which game Zito was pitching so I knew which game to skip…
thanks for your help guys :)

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by SoCalGgal on Mar 1, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Drew with the MIller's Crossing reference!

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 7:43 PM PST reply actions  

Winnick is good.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 7:55 PM PST reply actions  

There is going to entire episodes

of Grant playing Skyrim

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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by CalBear949 on Mar 1, 2012 7:58 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

I live in northern VA now, so I’d like Grant to open it up for video submissions by the readers. He could play them and comment. He could edit the hell out of them to make a John Stewart-like toiur around McCovey Chronicles. Or he could interrupt them after every sentence like that blog about Joe Morgan (forget the name now – getting old…)

"When the Giants call up a 21-year-old Venezuelan catcher who started the year in San Jose, was hitting well with poor plate discipline, but wasn't on Baseball America's preseason list of the organization's 30 best prospects, only good things can happen."
Congratulations, Hector!

by tedfordfan on Mar 1, 2012 8:01 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

You live too close to GiantPain

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Mar 1, 2012 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh

I hate moving. Good luck.

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by 49er16 on Mar 1, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

I stuffed a bunch of stuff in my car tonight and will move it in after work tomorrow, then more on saturday, then hopefully the last of it on sunday. Better in pieces.

by GiantPain on Mar 1, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I rather move all at once

But that’s just me.

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by 49er16 on Mar 1, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too. Get it all over with.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 2, 2012 6:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Welcome! Roger and Xanthan live around here too, I think.

"When the Giants call up a 21-year-old Venezuelan catcher who started the year in San Jose, was hitting well with poor plate discipline, but wasn't on Baseball America's preseason list of the organization's 30 best prospects, only good things can happen."
Congratulations, Hector!

by tedfordfan on Mar 1, 2012 8:09 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Yup, Roger is probably much closer to you.

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by xanthan on Mar 2, 2012 5:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I bet. I’m hoping to make it this year but the games are mid week :(((((

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by say hey nation on Mar 2, 2012 6:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m bummed I’m going to miss the Nats-Giants series this year since it’s in the middle of the week and I’ll be heading to Pittsburgh that same week to watch the Pirates-Giants.

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by xanthan on Mar 2, 2012 6:18 AM PST up reply actions  

have the meetup in Pittsburgh? take the par-tay train up to the game.

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by Merope on Mar 2, 2012 6:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I have to decide on Was or Pit. I’m going to one of them.

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by say hey nation on Mar 2, 2012 6:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Where do you live again?

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by xanthan on Mar 2, 2012 6:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, cool. I thought you were in DC for some reason.

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by xanthan on Mar 2, 2012 6:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish I lived in DC. SO MUCH BETTER THAN PHILLY!

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by say hey nation on Mar 2, 2012 6:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Roger and Me, a documentary film by GiantPain

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 2, 2012 6:41 AM PST up reply actions  

OH SNAP

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by jhiat00 on Mar 2, 2012 6:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, who’s going to do the weekly Spanish language cast?

"When the Giants call up a 21-year-old Venezuelan catcher who started the year in San Jose, was hitting well with poor plate discipline, but wasn't on Baseball America's preseason list of the organization's 30 best prospects, only good things can happen."
Congratulations, Hector!

by tedfordfan on Mar 1, 2012 8:12 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Ow!
Pirates pitcher A.J. Burnett will undergo surgery on Friday to repair a fractured right orbital bone.

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by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 8:09 PM PST reply actions  

The Pirates literally have the worst luck possible

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Get better soon Burnett

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The sound of everyone reacting makes it seem like he missed a putt or something.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 2, 2012 7:16 AM PST up reply actions  

gosh dang NL making those pitchers step in the box!

CHANGE THE RULEZ TO CLOWNBALLZ!

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by kb2011sfg on Mar 1, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

You would think he would know how to bat. He had 320 plate appearances.

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by SFGuy on Mar 1, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Stupid sharks are stupid.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 8:10 PM PST reply actions  

LOL
keithlaw ‏ keithlaw I do. I don't think it will be for SF. "CurlyAce100: @keithlaw Do you still believe Brandon Belt can be an all star player?"

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:23 PM PST reply actions  

Sometimes being a Giants fan REALLY sucks

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Wrong!

Gets traded for Carlos Beltran in late July after Melky Cabrera regresses.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Mar 1, 2012 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

u r a meanie.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

fuuuuuuuu

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by jponry on Mar 1, 2012 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Kieth Law's daily to do list

1. check on Yankees, Mets, Red Sox.
2. crush Giants fans hopes and dreams.

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by kb2011sfg on Mar 1, 2012 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

crush em with TRUTH

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

the waiting is the hardest part

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by kb2011sfg on Mar 1, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I haz a sad

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I really do think Law’s views are shaped by his opinions about particular FOs.

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by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Easily! Because seriously, i kinda got sad a bit after i read that tweet because i thought

“is this something Sabean would do?” YES

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean in a irrational, almost spiteful way.

The Giants did it, hence they will bungle it. I don’t really put too much stock in anything that he doesn’t file officially for print.

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by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, i find much of what he says comedic relief, like last night when he was talking about Crawford

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The snark kind of buries any value in the analysis that’s there, past a point.

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by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, though i think this is just because we’re still in the offseason, he doesn’t do this as much during the actual season does he?

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

He does a podcast during the season.

Plenty of opportunity.

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by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

YAY!

yea, i’ll definitely be giving him a listen

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Because the Giants have such a horrendous track record at developing young stars...

I mean look at all the careers they’ve bungled…
Cain, Lincecum, Bumgarner, Romo, Wilson, Posey, Panda…

Too bad they can’t all turn out like Bonser, Foppert, Ainsworth, Alderson, etc.

by Nivra on Mar 1, 2012 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with this.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Mar 1, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

This is why I avoid KLaw.

But then someone always posts his Giants bashing here anyway.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Clubhouse Confidential did a Zips projection on Belt today. My thought was, they do one for a minor league player?

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by SFGuy on Mar 1, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll watch this now. I recorded it.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Mar 1, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he's wrong

Will Belt be the starter two years too late? Probably.

But I think that at the very least he’ll be the starting 1b in 2013

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by DFARowand on Mar 1, 2012 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah in all honesty

I think the Giants do realize Belt is good and also that he’s better than Pill.

The trouble is just Huff.

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by jponry on Mar 1, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup, got to get past Huff, and it really wouldn’t surprise me if Huff again comes out going nuts in Spring Training, convincing management to start him all the time at 1st, pushing Belt to Fresno, GOD DAMMIT

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

The loyalty to him is so weird

I guess it’s the money because the whole" lets get the band back together" mentality from 2011 is gone

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by DFARowand on Mar 1, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

lets get the band back together

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

We haven’t seen him take a single hack in 2011 yet. Now that he’s in the final year, it will presumably be easier to sever ties if he doesn’t produce.

Plus, the Giants have rarely if ever been ones to “play the rookie” when they have a veteran option available, so even though they almost surely think very highly of Belt, they don’t want to give him the PT right away if they feel Huff can be productive. Belt should hit, but they aren’t patient enough-slash-Belt hasn’t forced the issue yet. Dumb, but not unexpected.

At least we get Belt’s 25-28 seasons!

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by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

They're playing Crawford.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

How long do u think theyd stick with him if he sucked

A Molina timeline?

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by DFARowand on Mar 1, 2012 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I think Belt’s odds are doubled ‘cause who knows with Melky. But I guess it depends on how much is seperating Huff and Belt. Belt showed some really good potential last year, but didn’t really light world on fire – not that’s his fault, given the wrist injury and spotty playing time. If he hits, and I mean hits like a big league first baseman, they’ll find room for him.

If Huff doesn’t hit, I could see the reins being handed over on a trial basis around the end of May, and maybe full-time by the All-Star Break. But even if Huff hits, I doubt Belt spends the year in Fresno if he even starts there to begin with. My hunch is that the Giants won’t juggle him anymore, because past a certain point it’s not just about wanting him to be good. They need him to be good. Kid’s gotta play sooner or later, and it’s going to be sooner than Opening Day 2013.

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by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly

If Huff hits in the 1st half, Belt is 100% trade bait.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

MOAR PROSPECTZ

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

WHY?

Huff is not getting another contract from this team, even if he pulls out of his funk this year.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Not sure, if Huff gets hot as I have no confidence in the FO. But why keep Belt? Medium level OFs are a dime a dozen now, and we’ve got 1B candidates a-plenty..

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Package Huff and Pill GET A PROSPECT

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You might get Velez for those two.

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by SFGuy on Mar 1, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm still searching for a logical reason as to how Huff is better than Belt

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d honestly be a bit surprised if Belt’s ceiling was as high as Huff’s 2010.

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by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d know more about Belt if he played a little more, i’m sick of the “oh let’s give him a few games at first, a few games here in Left, a few games in Right”

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Armchair Psychologist Alert!

I think Belt will come into camp much better prepared to play first or left this year, and will be more prepared for playing a part-time role. And he’ll probably be a better hitter in general; he knows the sorts of holes big league pitchers are exploiting now, and he has a chance to adjust.

I think Belt will wind up having a solid year. Solid enough to convince the FO that he’s the guy they want going forward.

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by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I can hope. And I’d give him the chance for several months anyway.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup, although it wouldn’t surprise me he still gets passed over for Pill/Huff platoon BS. But i agree, I hope like hell he does well through spring training, gets a spot at 1st, proves to the team he can hit.

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Pill and Huff are not a platoon.

And I think Pill comes back this year, gets relegated mostly to pinch-hitting and getaway day starts.

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by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m perfectly open to that, like everyone else though, obviously i hope Belt gets the nod at first IN SF, not in Fresno.

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

0_0

I was thinking Buster got most of the getaways at 1st.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Need his bat in the lineup!

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah.

That’s the ultimate sell low. Makes no sense for the club unless they’re getting something ridiculous like Betances or something. Which they wouldn’t.

They themselves have touted getting younger with Melky, and getting younger with Pagan (relative to Torres). They have Crawford starting. They need cheap, productive players with team control to continue to afford pitching, Pablo, and Posey. That’s Belt.

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by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah.
That’s the ultimate sell low. Makes no sense for the club …

So you’re saying it’s a done deal?

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope.

The Giants buy high like it’s going out of style, but they rarely sell low, J. Sanchez being the major exception.

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by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

FYI

This statement did not make me feel better.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Dunno what to tell you. It’s on you if you’re legitimately afraid they will trade Belt.

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by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope.

I would not trade him. I’d trade or dump Huff.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Not asking what you'd do.

And at this point, there’s really no reason not to take at least a flier on Huff. He’s getting paid either way.

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by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree. I;ve already conceded that they should let Huff run for, say 6 weeks, but if it’s not clear at that point (slow starter and all that crap), dump his ass.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Everything YOU would do or WE think is completely the

opposite of what Giants management WILL do

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

100 is a lot of percents

Giant Dirtbags: :(
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by Giant among Angels on Mar 1, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Nearly all of them, IIRC.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

The path I see as most likely

Is that one of Nate/Cabrera/Pagan trio gets hurt or sucks and Belt comes up to replace one of them in left.

It boggles my mind that Nate has RF locked down.

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by DFARowand on Mar 1, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. Huff, too. Five players, four positions. It’ll almost certainly sort itself out by the All-Star Break, at least in some fashion.

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by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

It will be interesting to see what happens if Melky sucks

No Huffesque loyalty, but there’s the whole “this was our big move” background that could give Melky an endless leash

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by DFARowand on Mar 1, 2012 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Again, it depends on the level of suckitude. If we get bad Melky, it’s probably for the best if it’s the 2010 Atlanta model.

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by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Or he gets injured in a Rowandesque fashion.

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by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Well thats what Im saying

If it’s 2010 Melky I wonder how long a leash he gets

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by DFARowand on Mar 1, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Or a tick better

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by DFARowand on Mar 1, 2012 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

After the Tejada fiasco last year

I’d imagine shorter than we’ve seen in the past.

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by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That's part of the beauty, actually...

5 players, 4 positions, 3 major question marks. Who knows who will show up? 2011 Melky or 2010 Melky? 2010 Huff or 2011 Huff? 2011 Pagan or 2010 Pagan?

If 1 of them bombs utterly, Belt is ready to step in and save the day.

by Nivra on Mar 1, 2012 11:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get the knocking of the FO regarding Belt. He played a lot after August 15 and everyone from Sabean on down have said that Belt is their future 1B

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by CalBear949 on Mar 1, 2012 9:38 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I don't see any reason

or any even vaguely veiled indication from the FO that they have any intention of trading Belt.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, they’d probably need to get him some PA’s before that could happen.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

And they’d only trade him if they’re not giving him PAs. Hence, a contradiction that locks up this whole “Belt will be traded” thing.

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by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

We saw him take lots of hacks in 2011

And man do I wish we hadn’t.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Mar 1, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t believe that a front office that thought that Orlando Cabrera was a good idea could possibly know anything about player evaluation.

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by El Person on Mar 1, 2012 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Ding ding ding.! We have a winner!

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

so the Cabrera trade means that the Giants

will suck forever?

Seriously…a little prospective plz.

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by CalBear949 on Mar 1, 2012 10:01 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

U GIT TEH DRIFT

Sure, let’s get all literal at 2200.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

really…that’s destroys all possibility of good evaluation?

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by CalBear949 on Mar 1, 2012 10:00 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

That's a bit hyperbolic

But I don’t trust them at all to evaluate players, since they’ve made decisions that suggest that they lack the capability.

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by El Person on Mar 1, 2012 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Trying not to be snarky

but the team did okay with Lincecum, Cain, Bumgarner, Poseurs, Panda, Tomorrow, Wilson, and Belt.

They also got it right with 2010 Huff, 2008-2010 Uribe, 2010 Burrell, Lopez, RamRam, 2009-2010 Torres…

Sure they’ve missed on some as well (Tejada, Cabrera, 2011 Huff) but the track record has been at decent in the past 3-4 years.

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by CalBear949 on Mar 2, 2012 3:31 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Posey

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by CalBear949 on Mar 2, 2012 3:31 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

No shit.

If anyone actually thinks Belt will be traded, they need some sense slapped into them.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Mar 1, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

interesting article imo

http://sfgrainydayfund.com/2012/03/01/the-eleven-best-things-about-being-a-giants-fan-11-brett-pill/

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by jponry on Mar 1, 2012 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

SF “Grainy” Day Fund. How odd.

by non sequitur on Mar 1, 2012 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, there’s a blog named after the RDF? LOL

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Mar 1, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

"Basement dwellers" invoked in regard to Belt.

Also, called him ’timid."

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d never heard of that site, so I’ll admit I wasn’t sure if it was serious until I got to the part about Pill getting some time at catcher.

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by groug on Mar 1, 2012 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, it was a joke?

Thank god!

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

F me.

I could not get past the 1st sentence.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Mar 1, 2012 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

he's funny

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Mar 1, 2012 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

...

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by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

What the hell is this?

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by Giant among Angels on Mar 1, 2012 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this a troll blog?
Although many are counting on Aubrey Huff to be a 6 WAR player like he was in 2010, we will see Pill in the lineup almost everyday. Pill can play 1B, 2B, 3B, all three OF positions and I even heard this morning on KNBR that he might be seeing some time at Catcher as well.

I think this is a troll blog.

by GiantPain on Mar 2, 2012 6:30 AM PST up reply actions  

it is

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by jponry on Mar 2, 2012 6:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I actually like Pill.

I just resent him.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 2, 2012 6:42 AM PST up reply actions  

more breaking
keithlaw ‏ keithlaw I see them not giving him enough of a chance. "AdamDoctolero: @keithlaw Really? You see them trading him?"

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I swear

It’s this weird projection thing detached from actual logic.

“Giants aren’t playing Belt.”
“Belt is good.”
“I want to see Belt be good.”
“Belt won’t be good with the Giants.”
“The only way Belt will be good is if the Giants trade him.”
“The Giants will trade Belt.”

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by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I WANT TO SEE BELT PLAY FOR THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS AND START AT FIRST BASE

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

This line

Fuck off, Aubrey and Brett

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I AM SICK OF THE YO YOING OF BELT, AND IM NOT TRYING TO BE A DICK OR ANYTHING BUT I AM SO DONE WITH PILL AND HUFF, everyone here has seen the stats, in NO way are either of those players better than Belt, and we won’t ever find out about that until Belt plays consistently. FUCK OFF Giants FO

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 10:24 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Aubrey may, in fact, still be better than Belt.

People said this same shit about Bowker and Lewis. Obviously they are not the same level of prospect, but Belt is not a sure thing.

It’s a long fucking season, and Spring Training hasn’t even started yet. Not worth freaking out over at this point.

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by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, i’m not freaking out, just putting that out there, we shall see though, spring training will tell us a bit

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Instead, let’s be glad that Belt looked good in the intrasquad game. Didn’t drive the ball with authority, but used both sides of the field and looked confident swinging the bat. The coaching staff eats that shit up.

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by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha, an "intersquad" game, oh god

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

You will.

It just may not be until 2013, and that’ll only be if Huff hits.

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by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I stated this above, FUCK patience

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha

When he’s 25! Pissing away prime seasons. For shits n’ giggles.

by GiantPain on Mar 2, 2012 6:31 AM PST up reply actions  

24 isn’t really a prime season, especially if we lose him before age 30.

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by Solidarity on Mar 2, 2012 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

They don't need Fresno in the lineup, man

The Giants have enough offense!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 2, 2012 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

You act like this is a conclusive fact.

Estimates for peak range all over the place from 24 to 28.

Belt, as a player on the near end of the defensive spectrum who is supposed to generate most of his value on offense, I don’t think it much matters. Especially since his service clock is already running anyway.

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by Solidarity on Mar 2, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

No matter what you look at, even that chart you just posted, 24 is more or less part of the "peak"

It’s not a year you just waste because you have some old guy around.

If Belt doesn’t get 600 ABs this year (barring injury, whathaveyou), the Giants are mismanaging one of their most valuable assets. Period.

by GiantPain on Mar 2, 2012 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Especially since his service clock is already running anyway.

Wait, isn’t that all the more reason to get him into the lineup ASAP?

by Evan on Mar 2, 2012 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Lineup space is a limited resource. If he actually proves to be better than Huff (hint: he hasn’t), he should play. If he is not better than Huff, it is not really being “pissed away.”

Furthermore, peak is relative to talent level, and performance isn’t guaranteed, doubly so for a prospect who’s never done it before above AAA.

Huff at age 24: .248/.288/.372
Huff at age 33: .246/.306/.370

Obviously Huff’s numbers cannot be applied generally across all players, but it should be pretty obvious that production is not predictable and automatic. Belt should be playing somewhere, but blanket statements about mismanagement based solely on his age is putting the cart before the horse.

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by Solidarity on Mar 2, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey Merope: About to finish my application to ARC. And a full four days before the deadline! Here’s to hoping they like me!

Next up: DVC, and then LMC.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 8:27 PM PST reply actions  

Good luck Howie!

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

If you do get something at DVC hen would you start?

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Fall term, and that’s usually around late August.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool, well good luck Howie again, loved that school when i was there

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, well, I mean, I’d be teaching, so it’d be awesome by default.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

haha, this is true!

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Howie

If you teach at DVC I will take that class, just for the hell of it

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by LincecumFTK on Mar 1, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll be there

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

lol teaching you guys commas.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Lesson the First: NOT A BREATHING PAUSE.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, mechanics would be a pretty small part of any transfer level composition course.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

will i be able to use LOL in my writing?

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

In your achievement safe assignments, yeah.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

As if Howie needs more stalkers.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I forgot who was the one last year.

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by SFGuy on Mar 1, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

u been ’chopped to much

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

She hasn’t been around here much lately.

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by SFGuy on Mar 1, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Walkoff walked by me just this week, actually.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Best of luck to you.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 1, 2012 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks.

I’ve had a personal policy against reading my recommendation letters, but I was having a rough week with places liking me so I peeked and now I feel all good about myself.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It is done.

Shit these applications take a long time to complete.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

And that’s half the test of it all.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m actually feeling pretty okay about the prospect of interviews. Pedagogy is something I’m magically able to talk about eloquently on the fly, and I’ve been practicing all my various probably-question responses anyway just in case.

I have to get to them first, though. It’s no easy task applying for full faculty positions with my experience and actually convincing them you’re worth listening to.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

they will always ALWAYS ask something along the lines of disruptive or too talkative students…students who try to monopolize teachers time.

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by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL PiKa

;-)

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, you have nooooooo idea with me in classes, haha. /raises hand

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Why am I not surprised. Actually, I love education – asking questions is the best thing.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, well i was usually the kid that would never talk in class, but when i got to college i was always asking questions because i never understood much of anything after the professor finished his lecture. But in grade school, yea, i was quiet, was a VERY shy kid

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

As many here will affirm, I display my ignorance unabashedly. However, as Mrs. B will confirm, I am trainable.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha, ignorance is bliss. I think… right?

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Works for me. Haha

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

haha, i don't know man

i wrote a 5 page paper on how “ignorance is bliss” didn’t even know how to start that

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a bit of a bigger problem in high schools and lower than community colleges, because putting your own money on the line for tuition can really make you care about passing (so I’ll have to practice it more if I get an interview at the high school I sent my materials to last week). Community colleges have a related problem, though, where people will enroll “for the paycheck” (basically, enroll and attend long enough to cash their student aid), so it’s not uncommon to get stuck with students who have no interest in helping the classroom environment because they’re going to stop coming in 6 weeks or whatever anyway.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The other thing that happens, if you’re teaching a basic skills class, is that—after counting the ELL students and those with learning blocks—almost the entire class will be made up of people who are coming back to school after 1) a significant time away, and 2) not having given a shit in high school. So those students actually don’t know what a good classroom environment is. They actually don’t know how to conduct themselves, though they’re often trying so, so hard to do it right.

And that’s more of a facilitation question than a disruption one.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the challenge. Mrs. B teaches at Stanford and San Jose State. The dicotomy is profound because she gets returning students at SJSU.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry, that was clear in my head, but not in print. The dicotomy comes in with returning students to SJSU compared to freshman at SJSU. The Farm is just “The Farm”… Sorry Specks.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, I get what you’re saying now.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been on 3 community college interviews and they have all asked questions about management and monopolizers and/or bored disruptive students.

I’ve heard they now also ask about cellphone stuff. How would you deal with it…..etc…

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by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

PPPPUUUUTTTTT IT ON VIBRAAAATTTEEE

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by Soulbrother16 on Mar 1, 2012 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

All this moaning and groaning is disruptive!

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll give it close attention in my preparation. I have strategies and everything, but it’s always best to know you can articulate what you would do and not just know what you do.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Luckily, all this stuff I’ve talked about here is relevant. Understanding the disruption is a pretty important step. Having a student who is disrupting as part of the process of figuring out how to actually be a student again is something that needs to be handled much differently from having a student who is just there for the money is much different from having a student who is bored, etc.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

The card will turn up eventually! It’s the Law of Averages © !

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Good luck with that!!!
I never did get my turned in, I don’t think I’ll make the deadline, I kinda got sidetracked.

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by Merope on Mar 1, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, even with just a normal life going on it’s tiring to put all these materials together.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Good luck!

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Do I start Pillars of the Earth or Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell? First response to this CHANGES THE COURSE OF MY LIFE.

by Grant Brisbee on Mar 1, 2012 8:41 PM PST reply actions  

the latter

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by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Pillars is really fun airport fiction, but the prose is straight-up bad at times. “That made Tom feel angry” kind of bad. Strange & Norrell is goofily stylized, but once you get used to it it’s really well done and does a great job of using the text as a device instead of just a medium.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

does a great job of using the text as a device instead of just a medium.

wait what did i just type

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by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

The footnotes are fun.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

So fun.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Great characters.

And the Gentleman is soooooo mean!!!

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I was trying to communicate that the entire use of affected language in the book is a meta-joke in and of itself, and the way certain lines say things conveys as much as what they say. But that sounds awfully pretentious, so let’s just ignore this little subthread.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I think perhaps if you've read a lot of Austin and Trollope

and Dickens and Thackeray, you’ll get some of the jokes.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

For a guy who talks about books & writing as much as I do, I’m actually painfully poorly-read.

One of these days I’m going to lock myself in a room with a stack of classics.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I absolutely love Victorians.

MIddlemarch may be the best novel ever written in the English language.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I highly recommend Anthony Trollope, as well.

Barchester Towers and Phineas Finn are my favs.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I enjoy his cutting witticisms.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Mr. Slope and Mrs. Prouty

are awesome characters. And you can’t get a more cogent dissection of political maneuvering than Phineas Finn.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I find the ornamenture a bit obsentatious

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked that book.

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 2, 2012 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

JS&MN is one of my favorite books of the last 10 years of my life.

Also, it has S&M crammed right in the middle there.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That reminds me: Every few months I Google Susanna Clarke to see if she has anything new going. It’s about time for that.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Update: Nope.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you read Ladies of Grace Adieu?

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, as soon as I knew it existed I read it.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a big fan of it, too, but I wouldn’t rave about it the way I do JS&MN.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Victorians

and I especially love Napoleanic war stories. Patrick O’Brien is one of my very favs.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think I read every story.

but the ones I read were good.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like waiting for Arundhati Roy to write a new novel. Except the reasons I want to read the books would be wildly different.

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by howtheyscored on Mar 1, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

She's still working on the JS&MN sequel.

Apparently a slow writer but definitely worth waiting for.

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by mrs. owlcroft on Mar 1, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Jonathan Strange if you like Victorians.

Pillars of the Earth if you like sort of lame, obvious, crappy prose (It might be ok, I just didn’t make it very far).

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, all.

JS&MN it is. I just finished Art of Fielding and absolutely loved it.

by Grant Brisbee on Mar 1, 2012 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasn't able to finish it.

Does it get better after about 40%?

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved it from the start.

So I’m probably not a good judge. It does get better as it goes along, though.

by Grant Brisbee on Mar 1, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I just found some of it very labored.

I do like the idea of exploring the SS getting the yips. But the catcher isn’t believable, nor the administrator. I mean, that whole “love story” is just painfully bad and badly written.

And “freshperson?”

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

You won’t regret it.

Art of Fielding is in my stack. I’ll get to it after 1Q84 and maybe one other.

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by can of corn on Mar 1, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, I was looking for something to read on the plane last week

Art of Fielding would have been the perfect purchase, and I forgot all about it. Damn.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

It obviously needs a “Troy & Abed in the Morning”-esque segment.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Mar 1, 2012 8:42 PM PST reply actions  

I was expecting Grant to act like Bomani Jones

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by ayeyoJERM on Mar 1, 2012 8:42 PM PST reply actions  

Brett Pill has a Twitter account?

He said he didn’t want one.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Mar 1, 2012 8:50 PM PST reply actions  

Brett Pill should start?

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

That was Belt.

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by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

easy mistake to make

since they’re just about equally good players and all

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by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Pill said he didn’t want one because he’s opinionated and thought it would get him in trouble and instead prefers “to vent to his wife”. It was during an interview on Media Day broadcasted on sfgiants.com.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Mar 1, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing he would say some politically incorrect type of stuff.

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by SFGuy on Mar 1, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

He could ust have his staff do it like Buster.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

not to get all champagne room-y

But can you imagine how annoyed this site would be with Pill if he turned out to be the next Luke Scott?

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by Lies and Perfidy on Mar 1, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

/nods

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The simmering Pill rage would reach a fever pitch if that were the case

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by DFARowand on Mar 1, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Let us hope that is a sock puppet.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Sharks with the PP!

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 8:59 PM PST reply actions  

WOWWWWWWWWW that was a quick whistle there for sure!

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

God the Sharks absolutely suck rocks.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

to be honest though? Ryan Miller is a BEAST of a goalie, MURICA!!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I was referring to the bad puck handling.

Boyle lost the puck between his legs for what seemed like a full minute.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Plain and simple, they are passing wayyyyy too much there trying to set something up instead of putting the puck on the net, and letting things happen there

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Afraid to pull the trigger.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Almost all the time it seems this game, so different from the past game

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

They're back to the bad turnovers again, too.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

omg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s983TpLdTdU&feature=player_embedded

JP Arencibia doing his Tim Kurkjian impression

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by jponry on Mar 1, 2012 9:07 PM PST reply actions  

yea, that was pretty spot on, damn i love that guy

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahahaha

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by garbanzo24 on Mar 1, 2012 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: To 49er16

Listening to the portland game on radio, the guy just sounds like he loves watching basketball games and he’s a fantastic commentator. The color guy as well, it’s like listening to Jim Barnett on the radio, LOVE IT

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 9:24 PM PST reply actions  

Stupid Sabres

I believe in millercles

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by operation carrot on Mar 1, 2012 9:31 PM PST reply actions  

Ryan Miller is amazing, he really is amazing

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

No excuses!!!

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

my friend the flyers fan always tells me he is overrated and that his venzia year was an outlier

but my eyes always tell me otherwise

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by operation carrot on Mar 1, 2012 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

oh yea… he’s overrated… your friend must be mistaken. He was kinda ok last year and was kinda ok during the Olympics a few years ago

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

FUCKING BOYLE JESUS!

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

They're getting some good shots on goal now, not hesitating

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Boyle totally hesitated right after the faceoff.

He had the perfect opportunity.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

PP now

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, they just can't punch it into the net.

At least they’re playing better now than they were earlier in the game, more pressure on the goal

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

They need to take notes on how to run a PK, tho.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

oh... my goodness

crazy sequence there.

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

i hope you bought boyle jesus a drink first

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by operation carrot on Mar 1, 2012 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm seriously considering a Wingels jersey

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

oh... wow, nevermind

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Jesus how do you miss?

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Ryan Miller just got fucked up, OUCH

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

by his own guy, too.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

wow Ryan Miller

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

He's good.

No excuses, tho. Turnovers get the Sharks every time.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It was that ONE turnover that killed em. Hesitant early

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

First mistake was to listen to anyone who is a Philadelphia sports fan, friend or not.

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by SFGuy on Mar 1, 2012 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Miller is so damn good

i know what the other team must feel like during a timmy start

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by operation carrot on Mar 1, 2012 9:59 PM PST reply actions  

Shift-A

Drive by posting (cause it’s way past my bedtime) to say the following:

1) I found that video a whole lot less awkward than I thought I would
2) If someone hasn’t already said it, Jeff Sullivan, we eagerly await your video response
3) I miss you guys so much! Even Logan!

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by Prussian Creole on Mar 1, 2012 10:00 PM PST reply actions  

WOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

hey! :D

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by SoCalGgal on Mar 1, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d invite you over for e-crab cakes and e-beer, but you seem very busy.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Anybody else watching Awake?

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 10:08 PM PST reply actions  

Sorry, closing in on snooze-time. 0530 alarm.

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Ehhhhhhh, yea, i figure i’ll play one hour of skyrim, BED, then wake up very early… round 6 or so

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think I will ever play Skyrim. I don’t have the time to devote to it that seems needed.

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by SFGuy on Mar 1, 2012 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, it’s not a game you can play like, 20 minutes. Requires more than that, so i definitely see where you’re coming from

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

oh cool... BD Wong is in this

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHA, have a rec

and by the way, maybe Grant will play you a song! He’s got a guitar there

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

"Ode to Gunt"

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by Solidarity on Mar 1, 2012 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

grant looks like a laid back pimp in that screen shot

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by operation carrot on Mar 1, 2012 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that a mac?

scumbag…

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by slackersphere17 on Mar 1, 2012 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

This gonna be shopped by the morning

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by Bar None on Mar 1, 2012 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope. But my first thought upon seeing it was “Niemann.”

by Evan on Mar 2, 2012 7:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Grant is looking particular smug here.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
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JPonry

you need to watch Parks & Rec tonight.

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by Tortured on Mar 1, 2012 10:21 PM PST reply actions  

i know

i’m weeks behind though

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by jponry on Mar 1, 2012 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

haha i think i saw talk already on twitter

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by jponry on Mar 1, 2012 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

1500 posts for today’s scrimmage? Was most of it off topic? I’m not going back and reading it.

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by SFGuy on Mar 1, 2012 10:26 PM PST reply actions  

It was a "scrimmage" so........

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by PiKAgiant on Mar 1, 2012 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I missed most of it. I wish they would post it online for those who aren’t able to watch during normal work hours.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Mar 1, 2012 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, you’ll just have to live with not knowing.

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I vote for argyle!

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by garbanzo24 on Mar 1, 2012 10:38 PM PST reply actions  

Sure. Why not?

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by SFGuy on Mar 1, 2012 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Just walk in the players entrance as if you are supposed to be there. Walk to someones locker. Suit up. Hit the field. Hilarity ensues.

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by positiveuphemism on Mar 1, 2012 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they would notice if he did that.

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by SFGuy on Mar 1, 2012 11:21 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s why he should get there early!

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by positiveuphemism on Mar 1, 2012 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Is he going to say he’s Jeremy Lin?

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by SFGuy on Mar 1, 2012 11:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently it is an off day, so there many not be many players there.

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Sure

There won’t be anyone there but go ahead.

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by 49er16 on Mar 2, 2012 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

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Ray Ratto says Buster Posey will take days off when he’s not catching if Huff or Belt are hitting well. He’ll start less than 20 games at first base but play it more than that through substitution. The Giants will try to wean him off catching and into first base.

Mark Purdy thinks Buster is on a mission to prove that he can catch next season and he might be too stubborn to play more first base.

Surprisingly, Damon Bruce actually understands that Buster’s value is at catcher and not first base.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Mar 1, 2012 11:33 PM PST reply actions  

lol

Ratto says the Giants don’t have as many players “who are fat and happy from winning the World Series” this season. “They cleared out a lot of those guys” and Aubrey Huff “is determined not to be as unsightliness” this year.

Ratto has said something like this before.

Purdy says they got rid of the players who “couldn’t be coached”. That will put Hensley Meulens “under the gun” this season.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Mar 2, 2012 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

unsightly not “unsightliness”

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Mar 2, 2012 12:08 AM PST up reply actions  

shift-A

The US medical establishment. Ugh.

by wcw on Mar 1, 2012 11:47 PM PST reply actions  

The US [pretty much any] establishment. Ugh.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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its the best in the world!

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Generatin' profits like a mofo.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 2, 2012 6:09 AM PST up reply actions  

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Baggarly says the outfield for the first game of spring training “will be the everyday outfield” this season. The Giants really want Brandon Belt to “settle in wherever he plays, and wherever he goes, he’s going to play everyday”. The Giants think his best defensive position is first base.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Mar 2, 2012 12:29 AM PST reply actions  

so Fresno Grizzlies 1B, and play everyday.

Got it.

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by jctGamer on Mar 2, 2012 1:12 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s pretty much what they said at the end of last year.

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by CalBear949 on Mar 2, 2012 3:34 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

This is going to be an interesting day.

I am not reassured by these morning charts. We’re going to see some potentially significant severe weather today.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 2, 2012 6:08 AM PST reply actions  

geeez that’s too bad. I hope you ah…weather the storm okay.
Poor Shammie…

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by Merope on Mar 2, 2012 6:09 AM PST up reply actions  

[that’s the lady who just moved back into her home]

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by Merope on Mar 2, 2012 6:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure she’s already keeping up with it, but if you can, make sure she is. It’s imperative that we stay close to a good source of weather information today, especially this afternoon.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 2, 2012 6:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I probably won’t see her today. She usually is on top of it, she’s got kids and animals and whatnot to tend to. What got them last time was trees coming down on the house. Trees are gone now.

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by Merope on Mar 2, 2012 6:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Does this create more work for you or something?

I always enjoy crazy weather.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 2, 2012 6:11 AM PST up reply actions  

he’s in news… so he will be running around like a chicken with it’s head cut off!

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by Merope on Mar 2, 2012 6:13 AM PST up reply actions  

“Since we’re all gonna die, here is the broadcast of Game 5 of the 2010 World Series. Goodby and goodnight!”

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by jhiat00 on Mar 2, 2012 6:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m going in at noon (two hours later than normal) because I fully expect to be in the office late into the night. Depending on the results, that could mean anchoring long-form coverage on our station plus filing for the network.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 2, 2012 6:15 AM PST up reply actions  

That sucks.

So you don’t even get to enjoy the crazy weather :(

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by jhiat00 on Mar 2, 2012 6:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t really “enjoy” severe weather. I’m fascinated from a meteorological standpoint, but it’s not fun. I’ve lived through enough tornado outbreaks to tell you it’s never fun.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 2, 2012 6:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I grew up with tornadoes (even saw one on the river once).

My buddy and I used to take his beat up farm truck and go driving around country roads during storms. It’s probably different here though because of the sparse population hardly anyone ever gets hurt.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 2, 2012 6:21 AM PST up reply actions  

That is a pretty big difference. Meteorologists here often reference the higher population density in this part of the country when they talk about severe weather.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 2, 2012 6:23 AM PST up reply actions  

He’ll be in the middle of it.

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by Merope on Mar 2, 2012 6:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Which reminds me, I need to park my truck in the underground garage at work today.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Mar 2, 2012 6:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank God they use all their money stupidly
“I honestly can’t tell you the last time WAR or VORP or any of those things were brought up in a conversation,” Phillies assistant GM Scott Proefrock said. "We’re aware of them, and we understand what they are. It’s just not something we find relevant

http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/phillies/20120302_Inside_the_Phillies__Who_needs_sabermetrics_.html

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by DFARowand on Mar 2, 2012 7:11 AM PST reply actions  

Somewhere Ryan Howard's agent cackles maniacly.

But really, the Phillies are rich enough that they can do whatever. Insofar as it affects the team, that Howard contract probably isn’t even worse than the Rowand deal was, even though it’s for twice as much, because they have so much more flexibility and we have arbitrary caps.

by GiantPain on Mar 2, 2012 7:12 AM PST up reply actions  

The thing is if they start losing the fan base will stop going.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Mar 2, 2012 7:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I just don’t see there model working long term. RAJ will ruin that team, imo.

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by say hey nation on Mar 2, 2012 7:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Eh

It’s not like any of the players they’ve locked up long term are BAD. Howard’s the worst of them, but if they want to keep giving out big contracts to really good players because they can afford to…

by GiantPain on Mar 2, 2012 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Yankees eat money all the time

Keep signing players.

Phillies are going to look really old in 2-3 years. If Hammels leaves next year, or Utley never plays 100 games again, it could be sooner rather than later.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Mar 2, 2012 7:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Unless

They eat money like the Yanks and keep replacing with FA players

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Mar 2, 2012 7:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure

But the Yankees look old now and have spent millions on players who probably won’t be worth their contracts, and they’ll probs win 90+ games this year.

Money doesn’t make a good team, and lack of it doesn’t mean you’re destined to lose. But it helps, and the Phillies have enough of it.

by GiantPain on Mar 2, 2012 7:41 AM PST up reply actions  

that pitching staff is great

with all that money they’re spending, though, I wouldn’t be surprised if their offense is below average

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by jponry on Mar 2, 2012 7:18 AM PST up reply actions  

The fall is going to be fun to watch

They’ll be like the Mets at the end of the Minaya era

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by DFARowand on Mar 2, 2012 7:18 AM PST up reply actions  

The thing is a lot of teams can spend like the Yankees for a season or two and make money, but only the Yankees can do in the long term as they have a huge fanbase, great scouting and tons of sales not tied to ball park attendance.

The Phillies profits are tied to fan attendance, the season before last the team only profited like 3 million dollars.

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by say hey nation on Mar 2, 2012 7:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't think the Phillies can spend as much as the Yankees forever

But they can probably spend the amount of money they’re spending now forever. And that’s enough money to be good just about every year. I don’t think there will be a “fall”.

by GiantPain on Mar 2, 2012 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

But the Yankees value young talent, something the Phillies FO have seemed to discard.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Mar 2, 2012 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

And yes the Phillies will be fine for short term thanks to Ed Wade drafting Hamels, Utley, Victorino and Howard. Which is kind of funny to think about.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Mar 2, 2012 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Why don't you think my Mets analogy applies

Same with the Cubs.

You can spend your money, even if its a lot of money, poorly enough to fuck yourself.

TWSS

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by DFARowand on Mar 2, 2012 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Well mostly I don't think the Mets analogy applies because the Mets have been cutting payroll

And the Mets were pretty good until 08.

Of course the Phillies can still suck. I’m just saying I don’t think it’s particularly likely, because they can bail themselves out with money. The Howard deal won’t cripple them, Halladay is on a team-friendly contract, Lee is worth his contract, they can afford to keep Hamels.

The concerning thing is the lack of young talent coming up, but if they can just spend money to acquire good free agents instead, it’s not that big a deal.

by GiantPain on Mar 2, 2012 7:55 AM PST up reply actions  

But it takes one season.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Mar 2, 2012 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I heard on MLB Network that RectumFace wants a 5-year extension

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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 2, 2012 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Victorino was there most valuable position player last year offensively. He’ll probably bat 6th this year.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Mar 2, 2012 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it would take longer than that

Their TV deal is lucrative and wouldn’t go away after one season. They’ve sold out every game for 3 years, that won’t disappear in one season. And I think they have enough money that it’s unlikely they’ll have 2 bad seasons in a row.

by GiantPain on Mar 2, 2012 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I have less faith in their fanbase than you.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Mar 2, 2012 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

ALL FANBASES ARE IDENTICAL

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by Johnny Disaster on Mar 2, 2012 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

FOR THE MOTHERFUCKIN SWARM!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 2, 2012 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah

If anything, the Phillies seem to have a bigger and more rabid fan base than other teams. Helps that the Iggles suck.

by GiantPain on Mar 2, 2012 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Seems like they are more radical too in that I could see them not showing up because the team sucks. Not in the AZ “meh” way but more, “fuck that if they want my money they need to put a good team together” sort of way.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 2, 2012 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

And no matter what, Philly belongs to the Eagles.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Mar 2, 2012 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Argh..

But all it takes is one losing season for this fanbase to give up on the phillies. They have the money to cover a lack of quality minor leaguers b/c they have sold out 200 or so straight games. They have done that b/c they have been awesome, one bad season and they’ll stop selling out and thus be in a hole.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Mar 2, 2012 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Not the Mets now

But a few years ago The Mets and Cubs had Top 5 payrolls, sucked, and then shit hit the fan. I’m saying I could see that happen to the Phillies

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by DFARowand on Mar 2, 2012 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

It could

But if the Mets were spending 150 million this season instead of 90, they’d probably be in the playoff hunt.

by GiantPain on Mar 2, 2012 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 2, 2012 7:37 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

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by Lars The Wanderer on Mar 2, 2012 7:26 AM PST reply actions  

You're early with the LOL GIANTS

That’s tomorrow

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by 49er16 on Mar 2, 2012 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

The thing is, it happened.

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by jhiat00 on Mar 2, 2012 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Giants Pick Six

Get a machine filled with little heads of all the ballplayers. Once a week, plop it on top of a model of ATT Park, drop six on to the field and whoever on the site picks the right six gets a Natto shirt or something like that.

by NearestNorwich on Mar 2, 2012 10:45 AM PST reply actions  

More Costumes!

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Mar 2, 2012 3:57 PM PST reply actions  

HAHA

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