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After staring at Mel Ott's Baseball-Reference page for a while, I think I talked myself into thinking that he's the most underrated player ever. Never finished higher than third in the MVP voting. Had to wait three years to get into the Hall of Fame. He was the Pujols of his day, except Ott came up as a 17-year-old.

True story: I went to a summer camp when I was in the third or fourth grade, and they had us come to camp one day dressed as a famous athlete. I chose Ott, probably because his name was on some sort of ballpark giveaway, and it stuck with me. I remember it well, as my dad polished up my catcher's mask the night before. Also, I thought Mel Ott was a catcher.

Also, I like that he was the exact same height and weight as I am. I totally would have dominated back then. How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a baseball over them mountains?

You don't hear about Mel Ott enough. Now he has his own FanShot on the front page. He must be so proud.

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Finally it can be told: I like Mel Ott.

by wcw on Feb 9, 2012 11:37 PM PST reply actions  

He has an awesome nickname.

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by Natto on Feb 9, 2012 11:38 PM PST reply actions  

One of these is not like the other

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by CalBear949 on Feb 9, 2012 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure

Five headshots, and then some guy with a baseball bat. Weird.

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by Lyle on Feb 10, 2012 5:46 AM PST up reply actions  

One of these is not like the otter

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Obviously he had major reconstructive surgery after his accident and continued a life as a successful model.

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by Natto on Feb 9, 2012 11:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Mel HOTT

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 9, 2012 11:47 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Obvious

/ judges award 7.3 for simplicity and execution

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by nvsfg on Feb 10, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait a minute...

They used to have pinstripes?

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 4:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Tom Hanks?

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 4:46 AM PST up reply actions  

OTTo Rec'd

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 4:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Ott the Hoople

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Feb 10, 2012 7:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Why I Otta....

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 10, 2012 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Ott are you guys doing...

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by nvsfg on Feb 10, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

You Ott To Know!

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by 1ManWolfPack on Feb 10, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Mels a girl’s name.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 9, 2012 11:39 PM PST reply actions  

My dad would disagree. He did want to name my sister Melvina.

by andy25 on Feb 10, 2012 8:17 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Melvin, Melky vs. Melissa, Melinda

No relation to Matt Cain...

by Caine Black Knife on Feb 12, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

he died rather young - age 49

And he had 812 more walks than Ks. That’s incredible. I wonder what the largest difference there is.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Feb 9, 2012 11:40 PM PST reply actions  

wow 49? from what?

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by Romosexual42 on Feb 9, 2012 11:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Car accident. :(

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by Natto on Feb 9, 2012 11:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Ott died in an auto accident in New Orleans in 1958; he was interred in Metairie Cemetery. Ott died in a similar manner to two other N.Y. Giant Hall of Famers: Frankie Frisch in 1973 and Carl Hubbell in 1988 (the latter 30 years to the day of Ott’s death).

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by Solidarity on Feb 9, 2012 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

spooky

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"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.

by nostocksjustbonds on Feb 9, 2012 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought Frisch was in with the…Cardinals?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 9, 2012 11:45 PM PST up reply actions  

His first 8 seasons were with the Giants.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/f/friscfr01.shtml

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by Solidarity on Feb 9, 2012 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I know. But I thought he was elected in as a Cardinal.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 9, 2012 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably.

His name isn’t mentioned with other Giants HoFers.

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by Solidarity on Feb 9, 2012 11:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes it is.

As it should be. He wasn’t “elected in” as a Cardinal. He was elected in as a baseball player who gained his greatest notoriety as a Cardinal. He’s not a Hall of Famer without those Giants years.

Of course, that line only goes so far. Otherwise, it would be a ray. Speaking of which, does Tampa Bay get to claim Manny Ramirez? I wonder if any HoFer spent less time with a team than that. Does Rice as a Bronco count?

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Feb 10, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean...

technically, yes, they get to claim him. And I’m sure they will, given the whole sordid Wade Boggs thing. But should they add Manny to the public display that I presume exists somewhere in the ballpark?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Feb 10, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

not sure. no logo on his plaque

http://baseballhall.org/hof/frisch-frankie

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by nostocksjustbonds on Feb 9, 2012 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

he was traded for Rogers Hornsby who spent 1 year with the Giants and was traded for Shanty Hogan and Jimmy Welsh.

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"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.

by nostocksjustbonds on Feb 9, 2012 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Hornsby's baseball career is so weird (wiki)
During post-season negotiations for a new contract, Hornsby demanded $50,000 per year for three years. Breadon agreed to a one-year contract for $50,000 ($620,566 today). When Hornsby refused to give way, the Cardinals traded him to the New York Giants for Frankie Frisch and Jimmy Ring on December 20, 1926.50 The trade was briefly postponed as NL president John Heydler stated that Hornsby could not play for the Giants while he held stock in the Cardinals. Hornsby wanted $105 per share for his stock, a price Breadon was unwilling to pay. In early 1927, Hornsby was able to sell his shares at $105 each, enabling him to officially become a Giant.
Hornsby’s performance helped guide the Giants to a 92–62 win–loss record during the season, which was good enough for third place in the NL. However, Hornsby’s gambling problems at the racetrack and distrust of Giants’ management annoyed team owner Charles Stoneham. During the offseason he was traded to the Boston Braves for Jimmy Welsh and Shanty Hogan.
Veeck believed Hornsby broke a cardinal rule of baseball in one particular incident. Hornsby disagreed with a call made by the umpire. Instead of disputing the call himself, as was the manager’s job, Hornsby sent another player to argue with the umpire. That player was ejected from the game.

Also, what ever happened to the name “Rogers”

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by CalBear949 on Feb 9, 2012 11:52 PM PST up reply actions  

you never hear too many old Shanty Hogan stories

but in 5 seasons as a catcher with the Giants, he had an OPS+ of 107 and had an 8th place finish in the MVP voting.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Feb 9, 2012 11:58 PM PST up reply actions  

a code of his own
He was part of a vaudeville act, telling jokes and singing parodies with Andy Cohen, a Jewish teammate from the Giants who played second baseman for the team. After the 1928 season they started performing on the Loew Circuit, with their first appearance on stage at the Loew’s Commodore Theatre in Manhattan on October 15, 1928.6 The duo earned $1,800 a week, billed as “Cohen & Hogan”, except in Boston, when the billings were reversed. In a 1960 interview, Cohen reminisced that “if we didn’t kill vaudeville, we sure helped”.7

His vaudeville / baseball partner Andy Cohen recalled Hogan as someone who “could have been one of the best catchers ever… but he ate himself out of the big leagues.” Hogan showed up for camp one year weighing 265 pounds (120 kg) and would run in a rubber suit and take hot showers in an effort to lose weight, but then he’d eat more to regain his strength, and weight. Giants Manager John McGraw tried to control Hogan’s weight by watching his meal checks, but Hogan developed a system where he would write down foods McGraw would want him to eat, which the waitresses knew to replace with the foods Hogan wanted to eat. As Cohen recalled, "He’d write down spinach, but that meant potatoes. He had a whole code of his own.7

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"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.

by nostocksjustbonds on Feb 10, 2012 12:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm just imagining McGraw screaming

“HOGGGANNN!!!!”

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by CalBear949 on Feb 10, 2012 12:02 AM PST up reply actions  

/ monocle'd

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by nvsfg on Feb 10, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

30 days in the cooler

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 10, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Does Pablo know about this?

Shhh! Don’t tell him.

Last year about this time Pablo was muttering, “Chicken, chicken, chicken.”

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by Rolfyboy on Feb 10, 2012 12:04 AM PST up reply actions  

No he wasn't.

He was muttering, “Pollo, pollo, pollo.”

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Watch what happens live...

Holy crap Andy Cohen played for the Giants??!!!

by Ohdecker on Feb 10, 2012 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

The weirdest part is that he dressed like a girl to play ladies’ baseball. True story.

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by can of corn on Feb 10, 2012 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Jeff Kent once was comparted to Rogers Hornsby, and said he must have been pretty good because it sounds like there were two of him.

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by EliminateMe on Feb 10, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Jeffs Kent

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by CalBear949 on Feb 10, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

WTF
Did You Know:
that Frankie Frisch’s season strikeout total topped 20 only twice in his 19-year career?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 9, 2012 11:47 PM PST up reply actions  

728 walks, 272 strikeouts for his career. That’s a K/BB of 0.37.

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by Solidarity on Feb 9, 2012 11:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Zito!

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Touché.

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

strike outs were way lower in general back then, though

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by jponry on Feb 10, 2012 6:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Never had to hit a slider. They did throw nasty chaw-spittle balls, though.

by AztecsKillingHim on Feb 10, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

And probably fastballs that topped out around 80 mph

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Was the mound lower back then?

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I know at one point in time there was a pitching area, where you could get a running start to your throw. I think people kept dying or something by getting hit in the face though, so they changed it.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 10, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Before 1893, the pitcher threw from a pitcher’s box, which worked better with a level surface rather than a sloped one. In 1893, the pitching distance was changed, and the box was replaced with the pitcher’s rubber. Pitchers discovered that they could get more speed on the ball if they were allowed to stride downhill, so their groundskeepers would provide them with a mound. Those early mounds were not regulated; in Pitching in a Pinch, Christy Mathewson commented that the height of the mound might be changed from day to day to suit the pitching style of the home team’s pitcher.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 10, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Also
The regular changing of mound height was eventually prohibited. Teams settled on a height of 15 inches for the mound. Despite this regulation, some teams were accused of using a higher than regulation height mound; Dodger Stadium was particularly notorious for having a high mound.

ahem ::cough, cough:: Koufax ::cough::

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 10, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

That settling on 15 inches is well down the line, though, right?

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it was 1903 that they said it should be 15 inches, but it seems like it wasn’t enforced at all.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 10, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah. Because aren’t the deflated offensive numbers in the middle of the century attributed to higher mounds for pitchers like Gibson and Koufax?

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, after 68 they lowered it to 10 inches and actually started actively regulating it.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 10, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, so it’s at 10 inches now (TWSS). That’s lower than I thought it was. Thanks for the info.

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

there’s no way these mounds are 10"

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by son of ggf on Feb 10, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, yeah, you're right
A regulation pitcher’s mound is 10 ½ inches high (compared to surface level of home plate).

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 10, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Controversy !
In Major League Baseball, a regulation mound is 18 feet (5.5 m) in diameter, with the center 59 feet (18.0 m) from the rear point of home plate, on the line between home plate and second base. The front edge of the pitcher’s plate or rubber is 18 inches (45.7 cm) behind the center of the mound, making it 60 feet 6 inches (18.4 m) from the rear point of home plate. Six inches (15.2 cm) in front of the pitcher’s rubber the mound begins to slope downward. The top of the rubber is to be no higher than ten inches (25.4 cm) above home plate. From 1903 through 1968 this height limit was set at 15 inches, but was often slightly higher, sometimes as high as 20 inches (50.8 cm), especially for teams that emphasized pitching, such as the Los Angeles Dodgers, who were reputed to have the highest mound in the majors.

http://www.baseballfielddesign.com/#Pitcher.27s_Mound
http://www.hksportsfields.com/images/pdf/hs_col_baseball_field.pdf

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by nvsfg on Feb 10, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

See, that’s what I was thinking, but then baseball almanac lied to me.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 10, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I always thought the 60'6" was to the front of home plate

Good thing I never built a baseball park.

(If I’d built it, they would come…and be pissed)

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by Goofus on Feb 10, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

TWHS

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by EliminateMe on Feb 10, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

he was player manager from '42-47 (and manager in 48)

I wish we’d see more of that. it’s rather cool.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Feb 9, 2012 11:42 PM PST up reply actions  

His last 9 years or so are a good example of why RBIs kind of suck.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 9, 2012 11:44 PM PST reply actions  

Guess he wasn’t a clutch player.

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by Natto on Feb 9, 2012 11:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think Mel Ott ever had to get up this early for a game

Just noticed that the Giants July 4th game at the Nationals is an 8:05am start out here.

That should make for a hella GDT.
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by drdata24 on Feb 9, 2012 11:46 PM PST reply actions  

If I thought Vin Scully used a computer, he would be drawn to this thread as Mel Ott was Scully’s favorite player.

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by SFGuy on Feb 9, 2012 11:47 PM PST reply actions  

If only his Baseball Reference page were sponsored by Farmer John Hot Dogs.

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by Natto on Feb 9, 2012 11:49 PM PST up reply actions  

MMMMM MMMMMMMMm

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Feb 10, 2012 12:44 AM PST up reply actions  

not just favorite player

more than that, Vin has said that Mel Ott played in a different era than Willie Mays so we shouldn’t try to compare stats, but that Mel should be considered his equal as a baseball legend. I think current fans and the Giants do his legacy injustice by not considering him such.

by melottfan on Feb 10, 2012 12:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you some kind of Mel Ott fan or something?

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by Natto on Feb 10, 2012 12:53 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 4:50 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by Unitard on Feb 10, 2012 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

lol in class. Thanks a lot.

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by Smoke on the Water on Feb 10, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

That explains the GIS results above

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by Goofus on Feb 10, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Lesson: when told to report to John McGraw. Report to John McGraw.
He was turned down as “too small” by the New Orleans Pelicans of the Southern Association, so 16-year-old Mel joined a lumber company’s semi-pro team in Patterson, Louisiana, about 90 miles from New Orleans. He was an immediate sensation. A few months later the owner of the company, millionaire Harry Williams, stopped in New York on his way to Europe and recommended that Giants manager John McGraw give the youngster a tryout. Mel did not take seriously Williams’s postcard instructing him to report to McGraw. An annoyed Williams, on his return home in August, bought the teenager a train ticket to New York.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Feb 9, 2012 11:55 PM PST reply actions  

“You could have at least said it was the Yankees.”
/throws away postcard

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 4:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Major league!!

by andy25 on Feb 10, 2012 8:22 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Some NY news

1. AJ Burnett has a limited no trade contract, all ALL west coast teams are on it, rendering yesterday’s conversation moot.
2. Jeremy Lin jerseys are available in Modell’s starting today!

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by rxmeister on Feb 10, 2012 6:26 AM PST reply actions  

East Coast bias!

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by DFARowand on Feb 10, 2012 6:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Is Mel Ott the smallest player to hit 500 homeruns?

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by DFARowand on Feb 10, 2012 6:26 AM PST reply actions  

Mel Ott ruled

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by jponry on Feb 10, 2012 6:28 AM PST reply actions  

I assume Grant thought Mel was a catcher...

….because his son Ed was? Ed was was born in 1951 – That’s tragic.

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by Smotheredinhugs on Feb 10, 2012 6:34 AM PST reply actions  

Keith Law's Sleeper Prospect article is out.. Here's the Giants blurb
San Francisco Giants
Right-hander Clayton Blackburn’s pro debut made him look like one of the steals of the 2012 draft, as he allowed just six runs in 33 1/3 innings in the rookie-level Arizona League. Signed by Giants area scout (and former big leaguer) Dan Murray in the 16th round, Blackburn would touch 94-95 mph, sitting in the low 90s, with good feel for locating the pitch, and both his curveball and changeup project as above-average pitches.

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by DFARowand on Feb 10, 2012 6:39 AM PST reply actions  

that sounds pretty good to me.

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by jponry on Feb 10, 2012 6:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Bring him up and let him study under Zito.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 6:44 AM PST up reply actions  

/loses 6 mph off his fastball
/dates Hillary Duff

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by Smoke on the Water on Feb 10, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s got a good baseball name, too.

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by rotorueter on Feb 10, 2012 6:45 AM PST up reply actions  

He’ll probably add on to that FB to right?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Feb 10, 2012 6:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Doubtful, unless he goes to the ’pen. Sitting low 90s is perfectly fine if you know how to pitch.

by wcw on Feb 10, 2012 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought players generally lose velo

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by Goofus on Feb 10, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, they do.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

As long as we don’t trade him for some rental…..

by Bar None on Feb 10, 2012 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

PTBNL in the Aubrey Huff emergency dump.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

As long as we don’t trade him for some two month rental…..
/bitter

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by nvsfg on Feb 10, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

It's fun to look at Law's old Prospect Lists

MadBum’s velocity scare in 2010 knocked him down from 6th in 2009 to 28th.

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by DFARowand on Feb 10, 2012 6:57 AM PST reply actions  

I was so sure that he was done. Man, I am so glad I was wrong.

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by rotorueter on Feb 10, 2012 6:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Did anyone figure out what happened? Was he just tired or what?

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 7:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Sabes was mad about his conditioning that offseason

Because his sister died and he got married.

Maybe he didn’t build up his arm strength enough

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by DFARowand on Feb 10, 2012 7:06 AM PST up reply actions  

His Velo hasn't "come back"...

…to where it was. Remember, back then he was sitting 95-96. I think it was a situation where he was simply trying to command better as he moved up through the system. He may have been learning that cutter as well – I’m not sure, could be a combination of tired and other factors. It seemed there was some reason for concern, but I didn’t understand the panic.

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by Smotheredinhugs on Feb 10, 2012 7:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I was under the impression that he was still throwing pretty hard. Anyone have is average velocity from last year?

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 7:25 AM PST up reply actions  

91.7 avg on his FB (via Fangraphs) in 2011, threw 91.3 in 2010

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Feb 10, 2012 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks!

Maybe a little lower than I thought but for a lefty that seems pretty good. LOLZITO

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

he can still touch 95ish

i doubt if he ever averaged that. they always report the high end of a guy’s velocity and then everyone takes that to be the average velocity. i would guess his velocity is more or less back to where it was.

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by jponry on Feb 10, 2012 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Mostly, I feel that pitchers lose at least few feet as they build up their ability to throw 200 innings a year. Bumgarner may well have been working at 94 his first year as a pro. Losing a couple feet by the time you are starting in the majors doesn’t scare me. It was dropping to 88 that did.

by wcw on Feb 10, 2012 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Less scary than Brian Wilson


I didn’t post his individual pitch velocity because Fangraphs has him changing over to throwing lots of 2-seamers rather than straight fastballs. He apparently has only thrown 95 in two games since 2009, but seems to top out around 93-4.

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by Deleuzian on Feb 10, 2012 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I seem to recall some mention of his mechanics being out of sync. I think Tidrow got him sorted out and the velo came back relatively quickly.

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Man

That was pretty scary though. I remember getting a report from someone who saw him with the Defenders that he was averaging like 86-87 during one game.

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by jponry on Feb 10, 2012 7:00 AM PST up reply actions  

He was throwing high-80s in the majors too.

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by Unitard on Feb 10, 2012 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Also his Top 10 in 2010 is pretty fucking impressive

1. Heyward
2. Strasburg
3. Carlos Santana
4. Posey
5. Mike Stanton
6. Desmond Jennings
7. Martin Perez (the ugly duckling of this group but could still be something)
8. Ackley
9. Smoak
10. Montero

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by DFARowand on Feb 10, 2012 7:01 AM PST up reply actions  

The striking thing about that list is that each of the top 4 has already been significantly derailed by injuries.

by Evan on Feb 10, 2012 7:15 AM PST up reply actions  

It is a little eerie.

by wcw on Feb 10, 2012 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Jennings and Smoak also had pretty significant injuries

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by DFARowand on Feb 10, 2012 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

LOLSMOAK

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by 49er16 on Feb 10, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

That's a pretty nice roster...wait...my bad

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by nvsfg on Feb 10, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I've started trolling the tumblr tags for my favorite players again

I want baseball back

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by jponry on Feb 10, 2012 7:00 AM PST reply actions  

So a MacBook Pro with 4GB of RAM is $200 less than one with 8GB. That’s dumb considering one can find the exact same 4GB of RAM for $40.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 7:09 AM PST reply actions  

In college my Prof’s called that “Marketing”

by Turf_Toe_ on Feb 10, 2012 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

In college my Profs didn’t like the incorrect use of an apostrophe.

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by Goofus on Feb 10, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t the apostrophe stand in for ‘fessor’ there?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Feb 10, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

You might want to wait and see what the iPad3 is in March. Everything seems pointed in the iPad direction rather than Apple laptops these days…

by Turf_Toe_ on Feb 10, 2012 7:49 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s for app development so a tablet wouldn’t work.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh work stuff, not for fun. Got it.

by Turf_Toe_ on Feb 10, 2012 7:55 AM PST up reply actions  

If I was buying something for myself I might spend the money on PC parts and build it.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I think you’ll have to swap out 2 memory chips. I use iFixit.com to help me. The unibody’s don’t look easy to get into. You’ll probably void the warranty if you buy it new…

by Turf_Toe_ on Feb 10, 2012 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

So there are only two slots for RAM?

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes it's 2 X

So I think you can bump the new ones all the way up to 16GB.

“the Chipset has 2Ă— DDR3-1333 ram slots and there are 8 GB modules on the market, so it should be 16 GB.”

by Turf_Toe_ on Feb 10, 2012 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

That would be sweet. I wonder why they don’t offer the 16GB out of the box then. Like you said, it would probably void the warranty to upgrade.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Oops, I take it back

Apple site only state 8GB max. The 16GB was from another source.

“4GB (two 2GB SO-DIMMs) of 1333MHz DDR3 SDRAM; supports up to 8GB”

by Turf_Toe_ on Feb 10, 2012 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Helpful hints

Changing RAM doesn’t void the warranty. You just have to keep track of different, eyeglass type tiny screws to remove and replace the bottom panel. Apple branded RAM is and has been always very expensive. Legit otherr brands work at least 99.9999% as well. Macs also have a history of being able to use more RAM than Apple claims (?!). With Applecare sending the computer back for repair with the original RAM is SOP.

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by Lunkus on Feb 10, 2012 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks!

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Others are often a bit cheaper and others more expensive.

But Other World Computing has an excellent website for all sorts of Mac stuff (with good videos) macsales.com

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by Lunkus on Feb 10, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks. What if you go past the recommended 8GB with non-Apple chips? I guess if you swap the originals back in, if you have a problem, no one would know?

by Turf_Toe_ on Feb 10, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Right. Also the free and invaluable app Mactracker for in depth info on basically every mac product ever made. Can id the computer it is running on.

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by Lunkus on Feb 10, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

WOW Thanks

Too Easy!

Just watched the MacBook Pro 15" Early 2011 "Unibody"Memory Install Video

by Turf_Toe_ on Feb 10, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Watched it and did it. Like I said different tiny screws. Some macs have like four or five different ones! Drove some tech-mind folks mad with the variety.

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by Lunkus on Feb 10, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I should probably start shopping for a new MacBook Pro. Mine is 4 or 5? years old maybe. But it still works so well, I can’t seem to justify replacing it.

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by can of corn on Feb 10, 2012 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

You’ll be surprised! If you scan eBay MacBook Pro’s hold their value really well.

by Turf_Toe_ on Feb 10, 2012 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

MeLOLvin

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 10, 2012 7:16 AM PST reply actions  

Ott’s home/road splits are interesting. It’s pretty clear that he wouldn’t have made the 500-home run club without the Polo Grounds: He hit 323 at home, 188 on the road. But his split was even greater for doubles and triples — in the opposite direction. It was a weird park.

He also got some help from World War II, putting up a couple of his best seasons in 1944-45, then washing out completely when the youngsters came back.

by Evan on Feb 10, 2012 7:26 AM PST reply actions  

According to Evan, it’s Mel Ott*.

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by rotorueter on Feb 10, 2012 7:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh snap!

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 7:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Mel Otta play all his games at home!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 10, 2012 7:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, you sometimes hear him described as a merely good player whom the Polo Grounds made look like a superstar — a Dante Bichette of the 1930s. My point is that that’s not so.

by Evan on Feb 10, 2012 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

hey, I learned something

maybe you can use this ancedote:
Ott’s H/R OPS splits are lower than his top 3 bbref comparables (Frank Robinson, Ken Griffey Jr., and Gary Sheffield).

I also checked the Polo Grounds 3-year Part Factors for several of Ott’s years… they were all 99-102 or there abouts

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by zenbitz on Feb 10, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I am guessing that because of the steep angle of the outfield walls at the Polo Grounds, the park would still favor dead pull hitters very much, but it isn’t as well reflected in the park factors because it gets deeper very quickly as you move towards CF. So guys like Burrell and Ortiz might have hit very well there, while a guy like Adrian Gonzalez, who is more of an all fields hitter, might have felt its impact more.

No hard numbers to back that up, of course; just some speculation.

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

but this is not relevant for park factors

the TRUE purpose of park factors is not to say “this is what player X would do in park Y”, but rather, what is the value of player X’s stats (accumulated in park Y(home) + Zs(road) in a neutral park (run environment).

Let’s say you have a park that increases HR by a factor of 2 (and nothing else). So OBP/SLG and RUNS all go way up. This means that a player who never hits flyballs IS and SHOULD be punished (and his stats adjusted downward) by playing in this park (even though it’s not his fault… well, maybe his agent / GMs fault), because net run production is devalued in such a situation. Just like all pitchers would be rewarded regardless of how many HRs they actually give up.

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by zenbitz on Feb 10, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

But what I’m saying is, because of the extreme HR factor one one side of a hypothetical midline, and a corresponding deflation on the other side of the midline, it’s possible that the numbers could work out to roughly even because the two extremes wash each other out.

What source are you looking at for park factors?

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

for Polo Grounds

just bbref (click on the 1940 NYG page for example)

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by zenbitz on Feb 10, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh wow, I’ve never noticed that yearly line in BB-Ref. That makes life easier.

Anyway, it would be nice if we had more detailed figures than just a single number to go off of. While we have some idea that 101 for a multi-year park factors involves a known body of calculations, we don’t know about the data points under the hood that give us that total. That’s mostly what I was speculating on.

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

ohhhhhh

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by Unitard on Feb 10, 2012 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Mell Ottsterisk?

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by EliminateMe on Feb 10, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

An Ott By Any Other Name

You sure you weren’t just dressed as Ed Ott? Along with having what I believe is the shortest name in MLB history, he was the starting catcher on some pretty sweet Pirates teams back in the day.

by biff pocoroba on Feb 10, 2012 7:34 AM PST reply actions  

It’s pretty amazing how quickly players crater in baseball, it must be a big shock to the player when they suddenly can’t do it anymore.

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by Deleuzian on Feb 10, 2012 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Miguel Tejada still hasn't realized.

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

/spotlight

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s even more amazing how long they can keep playing at a high level in soccer. Teddy Sheringham was what 97 (42) when he finally retired? Granted he was never really fast, and I doubt he ran the average 10km per match that most players do, but still impressive.

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by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

He was fueled by the motivation to overcome a ridiculous name.

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

?

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by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you sure he wasn’t a girl English pop star of the 60’s? Maybe later appeared in a few Carry On flicks.

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by Lunkus on Feb 10, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank God he’s not writing about Paterno.

Amen.

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by can of corn on Feb 10, 2012 8:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you know how many 40 year olds in baseball HISTORY could still hit big league pitching?*

I can name one!

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by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 10, 2012 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah.

Omar Vizquel.

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

My favorite line:

Age 39: 1 season. Bonds. Talk amongst yourselves.

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by can of corn on Feb 10, 2012 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I like reading Posnaski, but I suddenly feel compelled to tell him that “every day” is not an adjective.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I won’t, of course.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s ‘everyday’.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 10, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Someone makes that mistake everyday.

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by EliminateMe on Feb 10, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

It's always kinda sad...

…to look at the stat lines for the waning years of a player.

(The EloRater seems like it has to be dooky.)

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by iammclovin on Feb 10, 2012 8:22 AM PST reply actions  

Hehe

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by rotorueter on Feb 10, 2012 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I've spent the last half hour researching Clayton Blackburn...

I’m officially intrigued.

Baseball America ranked him at the best late round pick at or below slot bonus

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by DFARowand on Feb 10, 2012 8:36 AM PST reply actions  

I think he was Kevin Goldstein’s “under the radar” pick, as well.

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by rotorueter on Feb 10, 2012 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Resident amateur guru Fla-G liked him, iirc.

by wcw on Feb 10, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

The A’s ZiPS will do wonders for your perception of the Giants’ offense.

http://www.baseballthinkfactory.org/oracle/discussion/2012_zips_projections_oakland_as

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by xanthan on Feb 10, 2012 8:43 AM PST reply actions  

CHALLENGE PERCEPTIONS, XANATHAN!

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 10, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

THEYRE GONNA SURPRISE SOME PEOPLE

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by rotorueter on Feb 10, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

LIKE THE OAKLAND CITY COUNCIL

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 10, 2012 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Surprise link fail.

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

…I THINK.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Feb 10, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

SURPRISE! ALL YOUR FAVORITE PLAYERS HAVE BEEN TRADED!!

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 10, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Who are these A’s you’re talking about?

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by 49er16 on Feb 10, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Look beneath 50 feet of crap.

by AztecsKillingHim on Feb 10, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, man. I just cleaned my shovel.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I like Kurt Suzuki.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d be pretty surprised if he hits that projection, though.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn't be surprised if he out-WAR's Posey

But more as a function of games played at catcher than being better.

by GiantPain on Feb 10, 2012 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

It would be pretty terrible if he out-WARs Posey by being better.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

This kinda sums up the A's lineup
David Cameron @d_a_cameron
ZIPS projects that the A’s best hitter will be Seth Smith… with an OPS+ of 97. Not one above average hitter. http://j.mp/ywxmjb

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by DFARowand on Feb 10, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Surprise!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 10, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t imagine how awful their PECOTAs must look.

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL A’s!

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by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow, even the pitching is pretty damn underwhelming. Especially after taking into account the low projected IPs.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank God they could still use an elephant as a mascot.

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by Lunkus on Feb 10, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk
Goldson would be “shocked” if he left San Francisco http://wp.me/p14QSB-Zws

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by DFARowand on Feb 10, 2012 8:55 AM PST reply actions  

Agreed

Great news. Goldson and Josh Morgan are the two highest priority guys to re-sign, IMO. (I’m frankly considering that Smith has already re-signed, given how blatantly obvious it is that he will).

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by Smoke on the Water on Feb 10, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Morgan has also said in interviews that he has no desire to leave San Francisco.

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Er, sorry, I'm getting my wires crossed again.

Disregard that, I’m thinking of Carlos Rogers (who would by a very good re-sign in any case).

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d love to have Rogers back, too, but I’m more worried about him being a one year wonder/the price on him being much too high.

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by Smoke on the Water on Feb 10, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

If I had to choose between Goldson and Rogers, I’d take Rogers. They’re both ball hawks, but I think Rogers is a better decision maker. With better cornerback play, I could see sustained success from him, which we may get a boost in anyway with a more seasoned Culliver.

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, if it’s a choice, I’m taking Rogers. I think Goldson may be overrated, anyway.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't believe I forget to tell this story

When my brother got to meet Andres Torres my brother told Torres that he’s been trying to hit left-handed even though he’s a natural righty. Well Torres told him to keep practicing that he is also a natural righty who just practiced everyday hitting left-handed.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 10, 2012 8:55 AM PST reply actions  

Clearly a steroid user.

He had more home runs in his age 35 and 36 seasons than he did in his age 34 season. THAT IS NOT NATURAL. YOU DON’T HIT BETTER AFTER HITTING BADLY.

by Every6thDay on Feb 10, 2012 9:04 AM PST reply actions  

Steroid use really got out of control during WW2.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

All that hanging out with the Germans and Russians…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 10, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

The failed batches of Super Soldier Serum all pretty much got shipped to MLB. They work great on baseball players. Not so much on soldiers. Turns out to be a lot harder to hit an inside bullet than a fastball.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s the name of the Bogart movie where he’s running illicit monkey gland cargos in his small boat?

"Only connect..."
E. M. Forster

by Lunkus on Feb 10, 2012 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 10, 2012 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it was called The Cargo Boat That Had All the Monkey Glands on It.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Curious George And The Illicit Monkey Gland Smugglers

by Hyoton on Feb 10, 2012 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t stand Curious George. He’s suck a fuckup it’s annoying.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Huh, where did I get Cargo Boat from? You obviously wrote Small Boat.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

A small monkey gland cargo boat?

by Hyoton on Feb 10, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

The African Monkey Gland Queen

by Every6thDay on Feb 10, 2012 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Cross-dressing Bogie!

"Only connect..."
E. M. Forster

by Lunkus on Feb 10, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

IIRC they give you steroids for lung problems too.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Terrible competition: the best steroid known.

by Hyoton on Feb 10, 2012 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Hunger is the best pickle

"Only connect..."
E. M. Forster

by Lunkus on Feb 10, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

/grabs crotch

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 10, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

On occasion.

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Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 10, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Aren’t you supposed to stay away from sodium?

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes =(

My food is as bland as Grant.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 10, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

No more pickled crotch for you!

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Sodium is overrated if the counterion is chloride

Sodium cyanide on the other hand is quite exciting!

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s something Jon or Vin could say during a run-down, and then elegantly segue into a Farmer John or other sausage ad.

"Only connect..."
E. M. Forster

by Lunkus on Feb 10, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Aubrey was also bad at 34

So if I know anything about trends and sample sizes and historical context, this means Huff is in for a HUGE YEAR.

by AztecsKillingHim on Feb 10, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Who was it here that wanted a drink from Lake Vostok?

GET IN LINE BEHIND PUTIN, YOU PEASANT!!

Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin received a drink fit for dinosaurs on Friday when he was presented with a sample of ancient water from a sub-glacial Antarctic lake pierced by Russian scientists.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 10, 2012 9:08 AM PST reply actions  

Does the water have magic?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 10, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Didn't the Waterboy movie already do this

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by DFARowand on Feb 10, 2012 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Uh, this stuff tastes like kerosene.

by Bar None on Feb 10, 2012 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

That's baller.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

HE’S STEALING MY BOTTLED WATER!!!

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 10, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

maybe they are going to bottle that water and sell it to Hollywood types. “Look this water has lasted for thousands of years, and so can you!!!” Only $109 an ounce

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 10, 2012 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s infused with both oxygen AND hydrogen!

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 10, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

and if you act quickly we will DOUBLE the amount of hydrogen you receive!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 10, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I want new water where the hydrogens and oxygen have just met. Not some tired old water were they all known each others’ bad habits.

"Only connect..."
E. M. Forster

by Lunkus on Feb 10, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Putin is quite a character.

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by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I heard he is coming out with his own snack cracker called “Putin on the Ritz.”

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Get out.

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"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Feb 10, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't worry

He is just putin you on.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 10, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Putinhead Wilson

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 10, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Mmmm…. the sweet tang of injected kerosene and freon.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 10, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

a sub-glacial Antarctic lake pierced by Russian scientists.

Really ? No one went near this ?
/ disappointed in you guys

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by nvsfg on Feb 10, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

hmm 5 Guys in the Bay Area now?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 10, 2012 9:16 AM PST reply actions  

I’ve had it in Vacaville. It was good.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I just didn’t even realize that they were in Northern California.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 10, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

2 in San Jose that know of.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 10, 2012 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s one in Elk Grove

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Feb 10, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s one in Sunnyvale too.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Feb 10, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Good, but not as good as In-N-Out

Their cajun fries are better than in-n-outs fries

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by DFARowand on Feb 10, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I do enjoy being able to get some different things, like grilled onions and jalapenos on occasion.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 10, 2012 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Is there bacon? That’s the one thing In-N-Out is missing.

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by can of corn on Feb 10, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep. Meh.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Feb 10, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Meh

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WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 10, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Do they serve pink goo?

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Feb 10, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

meeting your minimum daily requirement of ammonia!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 10, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I know! Last time I was at the doctors they said I had low ammonia levels.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Feb 10, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Stop burger trolling me.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Feb 10, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Burger Troll sounds like a McDonald land character.

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"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Feb 10, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Grimace’s illegitimate children

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 10, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Fries are very good

burgers are way too expensive.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 10, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel completely the opposite

Burgers are ok, fries aren’t worth it.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I usually split a fries with another person.

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by rotorueter on Feb 10, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Seems reasonable

Still didn’t like them. Cajun seasoning was way too much for me.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

You can get ones without the seasoning.

In-n-out fries are so meh.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 10, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

In-n-out fries are one of the few things I put salt on.

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E. M. Forster

by Lunkus on Feb 10, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Animal style FTW

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Lately when I’ve been getting In N’ Out, they’ve been putting the salt on the fries anyway.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Well done (i.e. extra crispy) In-n-Out fries (plus salt) are awesome.

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by Smoke on the Water on Feb 10, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s the key. They routinely undercook their fries.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Feb 10, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I get the ones without the seasoning. I don’t like the seasoning, either.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Feb 10, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I should bring my own Smug salts next time I have their fries.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Fleur de sel or bust!

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by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I have actually, literally done that. After I got back from England, I bought a bottle of HP sauce and brought it to 5 Guys to put on my fries.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Feb 10, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahah!

Like minds!

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Ewww, Harry Potter sauce.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

It was that or Fiorina sauce.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

down the middle or cross wise?

[Poorly Wrought THING] is what Brian Sabean would have made if he were a [THING-maker] instead of a MLB GM

by zenbitz on Feb 10, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Bitch, please.

Diagonally. Down the middle or crosswise is for peons.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I split each individual fry diagonally.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Feb 10, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re both wrong. Burgers and fries aren’t that good.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Feb 10, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Ok definitely could fall into “not that good”

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Must … resist … urge to comment.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Feb 10, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Just reboot yourself.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Not to be all GiantPain

but didn’t Ott play in park that was absurdly favorable to his swing?

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Feb 10, 2012 9:17 AM PST reply actions  

Probably.

We should definitely discredit everyone and everything who/that takes advantage of situations that favor them and/or their skill set.

by Every6thDay on Feb 10, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Double check!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 10, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Evan covered that above.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Feb 10, 2012 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

pfft

like I read THAT GUY’s comments

(I kid, sorry Evan)

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Feb 10, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

This makes me imagine a guy in the 1930s writing really pessimistic things about the Giants on letters and telegrams and sandwich board signs and such. Perhaps under the pseudonym GothamsGadfly

by AztecsKillingHim on Feb 10, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Best regards, DFAOtt STOP

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

OH YEAH? Well, maybe YOU write for a website that is absurdly favorable to your graphs!

/muttermuttergrumblemutter

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 10, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Luis Ayala will be on the Orioles.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 9:29 AM PST reply actions  

Is Mota the Giants Wakefield?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Feb 10, 2012 9:37 AM PST reply actions  

The Zito mopper-upper

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 10, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I don’t know why, but this made me LOL.

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WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 10, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Mota did a stellar job of dousing fires last year. I hope he can fill the role again this year.

by Bar None on Feb 10, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

The Legend of Mota

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/8/16/2367358/gameday-thread-2-game-thread-harder#74817553

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Feb 10, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

WARM UP MOTA

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Feb 10, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

More like the Giants

Jesse Orosco

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by CalBear949 on Feb 10, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude is 527 years old and still topped out at 96 mph last season according to PitchFx

Rubber arm

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 10, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Blame Willie Mays
You don’t hear about Mel Ott enough

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by son of ggf on Feb 10, 2012 9:52 AM PST reply actions  

Playing across town from Ruth, Gehrig, and DiMaggio might have had a little to do with it, as well.

by AztecsKillingHim on Feb 10, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I hear he was very odd

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Feb 10, 2012 9:54 AM PST reply actions  

Shitting is a privilege not a right!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 10, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Sir, Yes, Sir!

"Only connect..."
E. M. Forster

by Lunkus on Feb 10, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

If the people pee for free, they'll push the system to the brink

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Let them pee an inch and they’ll poop a mile.

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"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 10, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank you, March Fong Yu!
Destroyer of CA pay toilet.

"Only connect..."
E. M. Forster

by Lunkus on Feb 10, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they’re entitled to respect for not being dicks.

They wouldn’t say they’re entitled to anything else… they’re nice guys, after all.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Feb 10, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

It's Friday, Friday
wraparoundcurl Wrap Around Curl
Today is the 1year anniversary of Rebecca Black’s "Friday."

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WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 10, 2012 9:56 AM PST reply actions  

I have honestly never heard it somehow. Maybe I should break down and do it now

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Feb 10, 2012 10:07 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Save yourself and don’t listen to it.

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WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 10, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Fine

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Feb 10, 2012 10:13 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

It’s dumb, but past a point it’s like “The Room.” So dumb and ridiculous that it has some entertainment value.

Not essential, but not worth actively avoiding, either.

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

So wait… it came out on a Thursday?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

It was meant to be played as the clock struck midnight. You know, for all of the 13 year olds partying at that hour.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Weird adjective choice, but, as always, Cain is awesome
Andrew Baggarly @extrabaggs
Talked to Duane Kuiper yesterday. He said Matt Cain’s gorilla length off the tee is all the buzz among PGA golfers at Pebble

.

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by DFARowand on Feb 10, 2012 10:00 AM PST reply actions  

Matt Cain’s gorilla length

Insulting in parts of Africa

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by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

UNPACK UNPACK UNPACK

Oh my.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Not even kidding. Gorillas have famously tiny willies.

Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!

by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

You seem to know an awful lot about other creatures' junk

Sharks, gorillas, etc

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

SHARK WEEK! It’s a pretty common insult in local dialects surprisingly.

Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!

by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Really?

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

According to a coworker who worked in the Congo it is.

Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!

by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Gives a whole new meaning to the term ‘bush meat’.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 10, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

…. Does it?

No relation to Matt Cain...

by Caine Black Knife on Feb 12, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec'd

Now this is some funny shit. People are looking in to my office wondering why I am laughing like an idoit.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Feb 10, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL U AND YOUR IGNORANCE OF RELATIVELY UNKNOWN BUT HILARIOUS REGIONAL AFRICAN INSULTS!

Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!

by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

But they sure know how to use em AMIRITE???

by AztecsKillingHim on Feb 10, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

There is this famous(?) diagram comparing primate anatomy (male and female) but I have the text book I think its in at another location. Reprinted in J.M. Smith “Evolution Now” 1982, anyone?

"Only connect..."
E. M. Forster

by Lunkus on Feb 10, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Done in one
Matt must be in the…Giants dugout for the rest of his career

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Feb 10, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

wtf Scorecard Research

Damn you, Vox Media products and/or services!

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 10:18 AM PST reply actions  

'Sup nerbs?

Greetings from lurker-land. It’s kind of fun reading along with no intention of getting involved. I only want to say to PiKA: hang in there, dude.

Hubby’s intervew went well yesterday and he expects to make the cut to second interview next week. It will be cool if we both work downtown and can hook up for lunch and/or nooners.

Oh, and you can still reach Fanshots on the phone if someone posts a cropped link. It goes to the old interface so you can’t zzz, but you can still read the post.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Feb 10, 2012 10:19 AM PST reply actions  

Today would have been Cliff Burton’s 50th birthday. Damn Metallica is old.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 10, 2012 10:28 AM PST reply actions  

This is where I post a link to the Lou Reed and Metallica album.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Feb 10, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 10, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s great.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Feb 10, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t like it.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 10, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

But the version of the Lulu music I did with Metallica is awe-inspiring. It’s maybe the best thing done by anyone, ever. It could create another planetary system. I’m not joking, and I’m not being egotistical.

Oh, Lou.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Feb 10, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not being egotistical.

That should go right next to “Not to sound racist, but………..”

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 10, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Not saying, just saying

by Hyoton on Feb 10, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Only 24 when he died

He’s now been dead longer than he was alive.

/plays “Anesthesia” again…

Anagram of "SF Giants season" = GAS OF NASTINESS

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Feb 10, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

The other day I realized something similar about the movie "Grease"

It was an nostalgia story that took place about 20 years prior to it’s actual production and it’s now been over 30 years since it was produced. So now it’s a nostalgia film about a nostalgia story.

It was actually kind of complicated trying to explain it to my son.

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Feb 10, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Castro Valley High Alum!

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Feb 10, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

So am I!!!

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Feb 10, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I teach here at CVHS now as well...a weird world.

What year did you graduate?

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Feb 10, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

1996

:)

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Feb 10, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

LOLOLD

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

33 is old?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Feb 10, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 10, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Older than me!

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

My lawn

Get off it.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Feb 10, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

/goes to sidewalk
/cranks up rock and roll music

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Devils music! Don’t look at the hips!

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Feb 10, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

/shakes fist
/threatens to call your parents

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Feb 10, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

No..

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Feb 10, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

No.

Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!

by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t that when Jesus died?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 10, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

CalBear949 can’t resurrect.

Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!

by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Then he should have done twice as much as Jesus by now if he wants to leave his mark on this world.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 10, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I have Burgundies older than you.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Feb 10, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Grand crus?

Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!

by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Hell yeah—a 78 LaTache and a 61 Bouchard Richebourg we’re going to nail next week on wife’s birthday (61 is our birthyear—yos, LOLd).

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Feb 10, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

^ yes

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Feb 10, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Very nice. Still LOLYOUNG compared to my dad!

Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!

by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Mine too.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Feb 10, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a bottle of NV Krug Grand CuvĂ©e Brut all ready for Valentine’s Day night. The box looks old enough that I was very intrigued when I purchased it.

Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!

by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I kind of get a flyer on Valentines Day as lgunn’s birthday is the 16th, and the 14th is a crappy night to go out and dine.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Feb 10, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It usually is but regardless I love taking my wife out. That Champagne will be for after we get home though.

Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!

by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

lol drunk sex

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not going to drink and drive.
also YOU"RE NOT THE BOSS OF THE AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL CONSUMED PRIOR TO OUR NIGHTLY RELATIONS!

Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!

by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

If only you had a clasper! Double the fun!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

One for each “avenue of approach”? I’ll stick to switching off. My god it would be so weird to have a clasper. What do you do when you have to pee. The locker room implications would be hilarious. Two urinals?

Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!

by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Get close enough to the urinal to hit it with both?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

1961 was v.g. in wine and babies (blush)

"Only connect..."
E. M. Forster

by Lunkus on Feb 10, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

2001

A kid asked me yesterday if I listened to Nirvana, TSOL, Smashing Pumpkins, etc. when I said, “Yes”, he replied, “Cool you listen to the same music as my parents”.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Feb 10, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha!

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Feb 10, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

As we learned the other day, a fellow Chabot College alum as well.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Feb 10, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

OT

STEVE HOLM! signs minor league deal with Colorado.

What is it with the Rockies’ fascination with ex-Giant catchers?

Anagram of "SF Giants season" = GAS OF NASTINESS

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Feb 10, 2012 10:30 AM PST reply actions  

Hoping to get that inside information!

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

LEARN OUR SYSTEMS!

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Feb 10, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I really hope the res sox resign wakefield

Time frame for Tim Wakefield’s decision: Bottom of ninth

I would like to see him break roger’s record
plus I love knuckleballers almost as much as I love relievers

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Come check out the McC Book Club Start Date 1/21

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Feb 10, 2012 10:31 AM PST reply actions  

In honor of Delorlean's pet peeve:

It’s “re-sign”

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Feb 10, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

In my Sharks Jersey at work~

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Feb 10, 2012 10:36 AM PST reply actions  

Only your jersey?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Feb 10, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Why does Timmy have a tattoo of the kanji for “man?”

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Because it’s cool.

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by Natto on Feb 10, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

He put his legs through the armholes of another Sharks jersey to approximate pants. It doesn’t solve the junk problem, because it just hangs through the neck-hole, but it does solve the pants problem.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

put this on upside down to solve the junk problem whiel keeping the overall theme

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Come check out the McC Book Club Start Date 1/21

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Feb 10, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Street Sharks!

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Feb 10, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Cowboys of MOO Mesa!

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Feb 10, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Already off the Lin-gon?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Feb 10, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

THE LIN EFFECT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiektV3HEB8

haha

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Feb 10, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
OK, I’ll take Jeremy Lin (w/o Amare, Melo) to outscore Kobe (on tired legs after battle w/ Ray) by ONE POINT tonite at MSG, 27-26.

Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!

by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

It's official

Jeremy Lin is Tim Tebow with a higher ceiling.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

dude

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4dKr4pIVFg

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Feb 10, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

dude she gonna go tonya harding on the knights

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Feb 10, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

knicks*

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Feb 10, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I have to stop reading Youtube comments
first off, you’re hot and second, I think the reaction vid of you commenting on Jeremy’s success now would be interesting.
MarkTheCode 1 day ago 10

by Hyoton on Feb 10, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

No clue who this is.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s official
Tim Tebow is Jeremy Lin with a higher calling.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Feb 10, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm glad for the attention

but come on it’s been only 3 games.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Feb 10, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Kobe LOLs
“I know who he is, but I don’t really know what’s going on too much with him. I don’t even know what he’s done. Like, I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I’ll take a look at it tonight though.”
[Asked again about Lin] “I don’t even know what the [fudge] is going on. What the [fudge] is going on? Who is this kid? I’ve heard about him and stuff like that, but what’s he been doing? Is he getting like triple doubles or some [stuff]? He’s averaging 28 and eight? No [stuff]. If he’s playing well, I’ll just have to deal with him.”
[Would he consider guarding Lin?] “Jesus Christ. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.”

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Feb 10, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought NBA players watch film as part of prepping for a game

Kobe sounds like he’s planning on getting his first look at a player live.

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Feb 10, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I think this tweet makes it official
Buster Posey @BusterPosey

Check out this @SINow article by @SI_JoeLemire on Buster’s offseason return: bit.ly/yqsk66 #MLB #SFGiants

This is run by a publicist. Buster probably has nothing to do with this account. Or maybe he just likes taking in the 3rd person. Daver can’t decide.

by Daver321 on Feb 10, 2012 11:02 AM PST reply actions  

I stopped following that account after 2 days

I get enough Giants related spam from the @SFGiants account.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 10, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t you hear about the big Buster Posey/ Ricky Henderson twitter account swap?

"Only connect..."
E. M. Forster

by Lunkus on Feb 10, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Buster said on facebook that his twitter was run by someone else, yeah.

by Hyoton on Feb 10, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it was never really in question.

They’ve had full transparency at least as far as the Twitter is concerned. I have my doubts about Facebook.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

49er16 definitely thinks this is ran by a publicist.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 10, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Shift A Aussie baseball

It’s great to watch a game on TV, the Australian league championship is on right now. Also, I think all baseball games should be announced with Australian accents. I think these guys I’ve never heard of are my new favorite booth duo.

by Daver321 on Feb 10, 2012 11:04 AM PST reply actions  

I used to steal the posters out of those from the library.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Probably not that one in particular though because fuck Mike Piazza.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Plus in ’95 I would have been too old. More like 92/93.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re a bad person.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Feb 10, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. I'm ok with that though.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Flagged

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 10, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Clearly, he’s in Hell.

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by Natto on Feb 10, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Deservedly.

Actually I kinda like the post-baseball Piazza cause we share interests in wine and audio.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Feb 10, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

From the real Sandy Alderson (on Twitter):
@MetsGM
Prepping for trip. Bought 4 like-new tires at chop shop across from Citi. He threw in free wiper fluid. Better than the Wheeler deal!

by Every6thDay on Feb 10, 2012 11:09 AM PST reply actions  

Stop taunting us Alderson

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Feb 10, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

With the Mets’ luck, now that he’s said that Wheeler’s elbow is going to pop during ST.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

/reports Alderson for receiving stolen goods

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Feb 10, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

1-877-REPORT CRIME NOW

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Feb 10, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

:(

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 10, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

holy shit

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Feb 10, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey Sabean!

Time to get your tire-kicking boots on!

"Only connect..."
E. M. Forster

by Lunkus on Feb 10, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Grant beat you to it!
Grant Brisbee @mccoveychron
Yeah, it’s all fun and games @MetsGM until Sabean runs up and kicks the absolute crap out of your new tires at the end of the day

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Feb 10, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

4TH WALL
@SavvySabes
If I ever figure out how to use the Internet I’m going to be really mad. BS #SFGiants (cc: @MetsGM)

by Every6thDay on Feb 10, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought Grant would helpful and find that graph of gorilla junk I’m looking for!

"Only connect..."
E. M. Forster

by Lunkus on Feb 10, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

That can’t really be him. Have you seen the other tweets?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Feb 10, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

It is confirmed by the media

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Feb 10, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I think MLB confirmed it. He’s quite funny and somebody Sabean should never deal with.

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by bgunn on Feb 10, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

didn't owlcroft say the same thing awhile ago?

that Sabean should avoid dealling with Alderson cause he would be taken to the cleaners?

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by jctGamer on Feb 10, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

He was taken to the cleaners.

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by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

that's Owl's point. he said that before the wheeler deal

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by jctGamer on Feb 10, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I want a good GM.

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by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Or at least someone to slap him when he’s about to do something stupid. Susan needs to step it up.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 10, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that shirt from the Charlie Sheen Collection?

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by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Compare sabean and the two guys behind him. He does look like 2 and a half men there.

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by jctGamer on Feb 10, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

That pose is kind of creepy. Just add a small square mustache.

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by nvsfg on Feb 10, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Not sure, but if so, that makes me Grant to Owlcroft’s Natto.

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by bgunn on Feb 10, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

well played sir

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by jctGamer on Feb 10, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

It's him

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I’ll be damned.

Then I’m impressed.

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by can of corn on Feb 10, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

So have any Sabean apologists twittered him back telling him the Wheeler deal was good and made sense at the time?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 10, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

They can’t really do that without exposing themselves to criticism for dismissing the Giants lack of effort in pursuing Beltran or a comparable hitter this off-season as unnecessary.

by Every6thDay on Feb 10, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m no Sabean apologist but I still say that it made sense at the time. However, I acknowledge the right of others to say, “I told you so!”

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

This line

I think there’s a pretty decent chance they make the post-season if Beltran hadn’t hurt his wrist.

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You really think he’d have been worth 4 wins?

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Not statistically in terms of WAR

But they lost a lot of close games where he was either hurt or out (or both) where his presence could have helped. IIRC, Rowand started a bunch in his absence. Ugh.

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by Goofus on Feb 10, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Serious question: Do people really think that Wheeler is going to amount to something? My impression regarding Wheeler at the time was that he was a perfect example of TINSTAAPP and now it seems like the CW is that Sabean got swindled. Has Wheeler fixed whatever it was that made his stock drop?

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 10, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Keith Law has him as the 27th best prospect in all of baseball

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by DFARowand on Feb 10, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, well then.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 10, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

And you don’t question the KLaw

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by j14 on Feb 10, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

It's all about value

He’s a prospect so of course he could flame out. Clearly, the Mets thought highly of him.

You don’t trade an arm of Wheeler’s value for two months of Beltran.

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HAHAH!

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

A Keith Law / Pope Pius IX photoshop would be hilarious.

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by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

papal infallibility and all that

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by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

IT WAS A GIFT TODD!

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by 49er16 on Feb 10, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha that's what I thought of too.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice.

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by rotorueter on Feb 10, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

The shorts make him look very classy.

by Hyoton on Feb 10, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

This is kind of my feeling. If Zack Wheeler kicks’ the Giants ass as a frontline starter in four years, then I’ll go ahead and take the time to feel lousy about it.

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s just as high-risk, high-reward as he was before. He did start throwing more strikes after getting traded to a team that matters, so that’s probably the source of the CW.

by Evan on Feb 10, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that why Law likes? Because he’s high-risk, high-reward?

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by 49er16 on Feb 10, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s because the Giants don’t matter.

by Hyoton on Feb 10, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I think Law is much more focused on ceiling than floor.

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Why not when the sport has no salary cap?

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by jctGamer on Feb 10, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Well you need something to cover yourself when it rains.

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by 49er16 on Feb 10, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

One must also have a fund for such a time.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

RDF

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Feb 10, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Fun with A+ numbers

Player A (22) – 17 starts, 101 IP, 0.997 WHIP, 7.0 H/9, 2.0 BB/9, 9.6 K/9
Player B (21) – 16 starts, 88 IP, 1.375 WHIP, 7.6 H/9, 4.8 BB/9, 10.0 K/9
Player C (21) – 18 starts, 98 IP, 1.133 WHIP, 7.5 H/9, 2.7 BB/9, 9.1 K/9

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Feb 10, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Note these are all from recent SJ pitchers

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Feb 10, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

A+ ball stats for pitchers aren't completely meaningless

But they are a small piece of a larger picture when evaluating pitching talent especially

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by DFARowand on Feb 10, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

A- Surkamp
B- Zach Wheeler
C- Scott Barnes

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by say hey nation on Feb 10, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

winner

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Feb 10, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

But A ball is more about scouting than results. Results do matter, but its not an end all be all.

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by say hey nation on Feb 10, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Totally agree. That wasn’t meant to be a statement about much. I just like looking at numbers.

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by j14 on Feb 10, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t the scouting that Wheeler is having trouble throwing strikes?

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I think, his curve ball fooled a lot of A ballers, but the thinking is that bouncing your curve ball a foot in front of HP won’t fool any ML.

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by say hey nation on Feb 10, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

So he needs to improve his secondary pitches, or come up with new ones.

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it was just his curve ball. His two seamer and changeup (?) iirc got graded out pretty good.

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by say hey nation on Feb 10, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s probably fair to say that he will want one more pitch that’s better than fringy, though, given that he’s projected to be a starter.

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless he’s got a wacky arm slot like Bumgarner.

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought I remember reading his that change needed work (and thereby his being tougher on left-handed batters) so that was one of the keys to his moving up.

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by Lunkus on Feb 10, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

What about those that are Giants?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Feb 10, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Asian Father is satisfied

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

This has nothing to do with anything...but

Zack Wheeler, DOB: May 30, 1990

Madison Bumgarner, DOB: August 1, 1989

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by say hey nation on Feb 10, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

MadBum is good

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by DFARowand on Feb 10, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Wheeler’s got some nasty stuff.

Sabean got swindled in my book from the moment the trade went down.

by dregarx on Feb 11, 2012 4:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I just got an email from someone named “Orly”. It can’t be real.

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by Natto on Feb 10, 2012 11:39 AM PST reply actions  

TAITZ

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 10, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

i guess you got the same one.

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by Natto on Feb 10, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Orly Taitz is a birther/conservative activist type person.

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by rotorueter on Feb 10, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought that was Orly Taintz.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Feb 10, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

DR ORLY TAITZ ESQUIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by say hey nation on Feb 10, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t pay attention to this stuff. Does he play for the Orioles?

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by Natto on Feb 10, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s Luke Scott.

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by rotorueter on Feb 10, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Great Scott!

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

He's the goalie for the Bruins

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by DFARowand on Feb 10, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, I’ve just heard of her. And her spurious litigation.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 10, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Orly is a real name.

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by rotorueter on Feb 10, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Rich Orlya

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by jctGamer on Feb 10, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Thomas Freidman's daughter is named Orly

Makes it hard to get through his books without giggling.

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 10, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

O rly?

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

You didn’t delete my email did you?

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by 49er16 on Feb 10, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Orly is a town and airport near Paris.

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by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

De Gaulle of some airports…

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by bgunn on Feb 10, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

/thunderous applause

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

If you love your country, please help me fight this creeping tyranny and corruption.
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by say hey nation on Feb 10, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

What if I don’t love my country?

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Then you vote for the other guy.

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Make it international

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by Lunkus on Feb 10, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm always amused by the one season Mel Ott had a third base

More interesting when you recall that third base was a defense first position prior to the Ed Mathews revolution. The Giants had one of the best hitting third baseman in all baseball with Freddie Lindstrom until they moved him off starting in 1931, and then had no real standouts at the position. First Lindstrom was replaced with Johnny Vergez for the next four years (31-34; OPS+ of 94, 86, 122, 60); then Travis Jackson got moved over from short for a couple years (OPS+ 109, 50), then a year of Lou Chiozza (OPS+ 51). Then 1938 came along with Mel Ott. 178 OPS+. It was, quite possibly, the greatest full season EVER at third base at that point in time. As far as offense, at least.

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by Ott on Feb 10, 2012 11:56 AM PST reply actions  

Defense first to field bunts?

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by Lunkus on Feb 10, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha

Seasons with ISO greater than .200 at third base, 1901-1950: 17

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by Ott on Feb 10, 2012 12:05 PM PST reply actions  

Seasons with ISO greater than .200 at second base, 1901-1993: 42
Seasons with ISO greater than .200 at second base, 1994-2011: 51

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by Ott on Feb 10, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

And those 51 are probably just an even smaller handful of players, too.

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Utley, Soriano, Kinsler.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Phillips?

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Utley: 6
Soriano: 4
Kinsler: 2 (another one was .199)
Phillips: 0

If I’d next guessed Burris, that could’ve continued the progression.

God, Utley is good.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

D'oh. Duh.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

He had nearly 20% of those 51 seasons.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 10, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

9 times in a row. Wow.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

So we have 25 accounted for from 6 players…

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by say hey nation on Feb 10, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Biggio?

Cano?

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Biggio, good one.

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by say hey nation on Feb 10, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Trammel

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 10, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Biggio actually only did it once, and it was 2005.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 10, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Biggio once. Cano twice. Trammel is a shortstop – but Whitaker is on the first list two times.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 10, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Only once? Wow.

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. And he was 39, too.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 10, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Shit, that was stupid. I meant Whitaker, but I always confuse those two.

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 10, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, they were surgically attached to one another when they came up as rookies.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 10, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Cano? Pedroia?

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by say hey nation on Feb 10, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Pedroia doesn’t show up on my list because he only had a partial year in 2010.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 10, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. Two times.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 10, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Morgan? Durham? Weeks?

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by say hey nation on Feb 10, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d bet Morgan would certainly have several of the 42.

by non sequitur on Feb 10, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

One more…

Sandeberg

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by say hey nation on Feb 10, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. Morgan is on that list 3 times, Sandberg 4 (and on the second list once). Durham is on there 3 times (twice with the Giants!). Weeks, no, surprisingly.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 10, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Uggla?

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 10, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Gotta be.

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Has to be. Uggla is *all* ISO. He either strikes out or hits a homerun, when he’s not clankmitting in the field.

by non sequitur on Feb 10, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

"all ISO"

Not sure that even makes sense. Whatever.

by non sequitur on Feb 10, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It does

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I got it.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 10, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep. 5 times.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 10, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Boom. Good one, JD.

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Kinsler?

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Feb 10, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep. Twice.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 10, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, 4 times

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Woops, was confusing him with Soriano from when I looked that up earlier

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha, forgot about Soriano. When was the last time he played the infield?

by non sequitur on Feb 10, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

2005.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s only a couple guys left with multiple seasons (I think – I’m eating lunch as I do this so I’m a bit distracted). Lots of one-offs.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 10, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

One guy put up 2 seasons for the Rays. Another put up 2 seasons for the Tigers. And one did it twice for the Mariners. Anybody else on the list not already named only did it once.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 10, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Zobrist?

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes!

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 10, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

The Tigers one is tough. I literally forgot he existed until I saw made the list.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 10, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Bret Boone.

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 10, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 10, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Michael Young?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Feb 10, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d be surprised, he’s kinda slapsy.

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

No. Missed it by 4 points in 2009.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 10, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Does Ben Zobrist count?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Feb 10, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s on there twice.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 10, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Twice!

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 10, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

The cutoff is %50 at 2B, and he made it.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 10, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

lol me

learn to read, guy

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by Solidarity on Feb 10, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Would he even qualify though? Didn’t he go SS→3B?

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, didn’t realize he was a 2B before he was a SS.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

He was at 2B before Rodriguez left.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 10, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Duh. Forgot he’s been around so long.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, a lot of the first 42 are Rogers Hornsby. /checks Yeah, he’s on that list 9 times. 14 other guys put up the rest.

94-2011 has 24 different guys. One guy appears on both lists (I think). Kent is on it 9 times (the Hornsby of his era!). Utley and Uggla 5 each.

This is filtered by qualifying for the batting title, so some injury shortened seasons would be missing.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 10, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Jackie Robinson?

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Weird. Never. Close a couple of times, but not a single time.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

In 2007 Kent had an ISO of .198, so close to number 10.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 10, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

99 and 2001. LOL Mets!

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 10, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

This contrast (with 3B) is remarkable.

by non sequitur on Feb 10, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s also interesting to see how the power was achieved. The old power hitters at third were home run guys, too, there just weren’t very many. The older guys with power at 2B (excepting Hornsby – the guy really stands out) got a lot more of their power from doubles and triples. You end up with a number of Lazzeri and Lajoie type guys. 40 doubles, 15 triples, 12 home runs, kind of thing.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 10, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Imma put a link to this one new post from Grant. If you want to keep guessing, I’ll keep this one open, but if you want to see it, check the new thread.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 10, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

shift-A

Anything interesting going down?

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by Lies and Perfidy on Feb 10, 2012 12:10 PM PST reply actions  

Nope

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by 49er16 on Feb 10, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Ott puns.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Feb 10, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Lies otta know

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

They really Ott to stop

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Feb 10, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

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Golf clothes at Pebble

Fowler is wearing a florescent yellow outfit (head to toe). Looks like a highlighter.

by Turf_Toe_ on Feb 10, 2012 12:13 PM PST reply actions  

So how is Cain doing? Who’s he teamed with?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Feb 10, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Fowler always dresses "eccentric"

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by Goofus on Feb 10, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Please tell me all I need to know about taking the GRE.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 12:22 PM PST reply actions  

Are they all multiple choice are are there some true/false ones thrown in there?

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

All multiple choice. Math is high school level math at best, verbal is fucking hard as shit, and writing is meh.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, better security than a typical airport.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Verbal as in what? Reading comprehension?

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Basically SAT Verbal stuff but harder. But that was when I took it 3-4 years ago.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

It was a comment about Kevin Spacey in The Usual Suspects.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 10, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a hard question,

because as soon as you think you’ve got it figured out it totally changes.

by Every6thDay on Feb 10, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Does it flip you for real?

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you want the harder questions since it’s “adaptive” to whether or not you answered the previous question correctly. So, if it was hard, then it means you are doing pretty well.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Feb 10, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s good info.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Or it means you’re not doing well but the questions are still difficult because LOL YOU!

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

That is a good point.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Feb 10, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I was assuming since someone who takes the GRE and is applying to graduate schools wouldn’t be a total moron. Not a safe assumption.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Feb 10, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Americans are weird. I’ll bet there are standardized test groupies who take the exams for no particular reason.

by non sequitur on Feb 10, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

At $160 a pop?

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap. $160? Cheesus.

by non sequitur on Feb 10, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I know a not insignificant number of people at top 5 chemistry programs who were in the 700 500 club. >700 on math, <500 on verbal.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

really?

I found the verbal easy. Mostly vocab.

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Feb 10, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

My sister, who is a gifted writer and quite smart, got a 660 on it, so I don’t know. It’s pretty random.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, anytime you get a knowledge-based section as opposed to a skill-based one, the results will be fucky from person to person.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I took them about a year ago but I heard that the test has changed since then? That would probably not be helpful.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Feb 10, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like they changed it in August.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, really? Wow. Behind the times.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

In August 2011, the GRE revised General Test replaced the GRE® General Test. Featuring the new test-taker friendly design and new questions, the revised test more closely reflects the kind of thinking you’ll do in graduate or business school and demonstrates that you are ready for graduate-level work.

Link

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh good the two test centers in the state are equidistant and both > 2 hours away.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Bullshit

Sounds the same to me.

What the hell is test-taker friendly design? Smells like marketing bullshit to me.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF?

Biochemistry, Chemistry, Biology? How does that reflect what I’m going to need for a Masters of Science and Information systems?

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, it’ll probably be bullshit science. “Read a graph, tell me what conclusion you can draw,” Ă  la ACT. You’ll need no science background.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Or rather, I’d be really surprised if you did.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Looking at it more closely it looks like they may give you different questions based on your major.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

There is only one button and you don’t get any choices. Also, the test is really expensive.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 10, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

This is what I remember from my test. The writing consists of two essays. One is an issue question and the other is critiquing an argument’s logic. 30 minutes for each, I believe.

The verbal was reading comp and vocab and the math was as speckops said, pretty basic high school math. But, I have no idea what they changed.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Feb 10, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

The only helpful trick I remember needing is that if you’re trying to figure out if 4 * SQRT or 9 is larger, you can square them both and see that 80 < 81.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I wrote about Michael Jordan!

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by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I wrote about Winston Churchill.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

/El Person puts you on the list.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m already on every list by dint of my half-bloodedness.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

half blood?

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by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Half Asian, half white. I’ll let you decide which makes me dirty.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Does the Asian half get creeped out by the white half’s Asian fetish?

by Every6thDay on Feb 10, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s pretty funny!

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Feb 10, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes I even touch myself.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I generally don’t find Asian girls attractive, but I’ve only dated Asian girls. Probably a product of being in the Bay Area growing up. LOL ME!

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t find any race to be more attractive.

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by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember to write your name on the form.

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by Natto on Feb 10, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I took it years and years and years ago

But if I remember correctly and they haven’t changed this part of it, the multiple choice part penalized you for wrong answers so leaving things blank was better than blindly guessing. Guessing between two or three possible answers is a better bet and may pay off. YMMV.

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by Lunkus on Feb 10, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a refreshing mixture of Aspartame, Phosphoric Acid, and Potassium Benzoate

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by jctGamer on Feb 10, 2012 12:25 PM PST reply actions  

Diet coke?

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

yup!

it has some other shit in it but I forgot.

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by jctGamer on Feb 10, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Gotta switch to Diet Hansens!

Tasty and not so bad for you.

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by Goofus on Feb 10, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t mind admitting that I’m white trash. So I have no problem admitting I had leftover Hamburger Helper for lunch.

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by 49er16 on Feb 10, 2012 12:26 PM PST reply actions  

I think I’m having cream cheese and liverwurst.

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by Merope on Feb 10, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

and a low sodium v-8, unfortunately we were out of Kettle Corn.

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by Merope on Feb 10, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

That's not a bad sandwich. What kind of bread ?

( Don’t tell Scott Conant, but I like to add very thinly sliced red onion to that sandwich)

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by nvsfg on Feb 10, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

multigrain sandwich rounds and yes onion is very good on that, my breath however would not be so good. So no onion today.

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by Merope on Feb 10, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a double quarter pounder from Mcdonalds, HUGE mistake. already regretting it.

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by Romosexual42 on Feb 10, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I had leftover rice from last night’s chicken and rice.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 10, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll probably just nibble on some cheese and salami. I don’t know if I’ll add in bread.

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by can of corn on Feb 10, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

i had 3 tacos and some phosphoric acid

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by jctGamer on Feb 10, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Cheesesteak

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Feb 10, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Better be top shelf ribeye in that, Mr. Mayor

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope. And it was from a chain! LOL ME

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by rotorueter on Feb 10, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

/gasp

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

/starts organizing recall campaign

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 10, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yesterday I had bacon kimchee takoyaki, though, so it evens out.

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by rotorueter on Feb 10, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Phew.

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by speckops on Feb 10, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

korean-japanese-american Takoyaki Fusion!

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by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much.

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by rotorueter on Feb 10, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Tom Kha and Satay

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by calgiants86 on Feb 10, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Undecided but I’, leaning towards pho

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Feb 10, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Jimmy John’s

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Feb 10, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

DINNERS

I plan to make pork chops for dinner. Maybe some lentils to go with them or something.

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by xanthan on Feb 10, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I need to figure out what to make for dinner. If it doesn’t involve chicken, I’ll have to go to the store.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 10, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Steaming some burgers.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I suppose that doesn’t help you, though.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 10, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I could do steamed chicken burgers!

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 10, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

steamed hams!

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by Merope on Feb 10, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

What kind of chicken ? Whole ? Parts ? What else is in the house ?

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by nvsfg on Feb 10, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

breasts

That’s a good question. I think there’s some quinoa, couscous, rice,+usual and unusual condiment type things. Probably no vegetables. I’m probably going to have to go to the store.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 10, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Well..without going to the store, you could flash grill off the chicken breasts, shred them, take the (quinoa, couscous or rice,) and make a stew. Got garlic, olives, celery, onions, carrots and chicken broth ?

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by nvsfg on Feb 10, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

What? It’s raining. Looks like a light mist.

by non sequitur on Feb 10, 2012 12:37 PM PST reply actions  

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