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Brian F#@king Wilson

Witnessed a pretty funny moment last night that I felt needed to be shared with the McCoven Community:


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I work at the hotel the Giants have all been staying at this past week leading up to FanFest, and I recieved visual confirmation that B-Weezy is just as fuckin strange as we all though he was.

A group of the guys (MadBum, Huff, Runzler, Vogelsong, Schierholtz and a few others) were sitting around a table in the lobby, shooting the shit and drinking a couple beers before they headed out for the night with their extremely attractive wives / girlfriends. I see the elevator door open, and the Beard walks into the lobby looking like a refined bum you'd find on the corner of Geary and Powell. The dude has sweatshirt on, beanie, sweatpants and a backpack, which my female co-workers told me was especially sexy (as long as your name is Brian Wilson). Anyways, the guy gets off the elevator, walks into the lobby and right past where all of his teammates are hangin out and having a good time, then sits at a little table by himself, maybe 3 feet away from his teammates. He doesn't order anything to drink, isn't hungry, shit, he doesn't even wanna play with his cell phone , but perhaps he was in need of some meditation time, and that's exactly what he gave himself. The dude just sat there and didn't say a word to ANYBODY FOR 2 HOURS, and long after the rest of the Gyro's had headed out for the evening, the Beard finally decided to get up and leave the hotel. By the way, he and Timmy were the only Giants not staying with the team at the hotel, so i'm not sure why he was here in the first place.

It's a good thing the guy is talented....

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dances to the beat of a different drum

probably does a lot of drugs too

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Feb 4, 2012 9:31 PM PST reply actions  

but which ones?

Miraculously, i’ve actually burned trees with Wilson, Timmy and Pat the Bat at my friends house on Chestnut Street, and i’m pretty sure Willy was tweaking out on something then too. I’ve heard he a pretty big skiing enthusiast

"You gotta have some serious talent to have 53,000 people saying that you suck. I'm proud of that." -Barry Lamar Bonds

by thefillmore on Feb 4, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, you can’t just stop there. What were the circumstances?!

by Hyoton on Feb 7, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

My buddies roommate is one of Pat the Bat’s go-to groupies. Sometime last January we went back to his place to burn after a night at the bars, and when we open the front door, there’s his roomate, tim lincecum, brian wilson, and the machine just sitting there getting stoned.

"You gotta have some serious talent to have 53,000 people saying that you suck. I'm proud of that." -Barry Lamar Bonds

by thefillmore on Feb 7, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

very sad story, indeed.

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Feb 7, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

And completely reputable.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 7, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

It has the ring of verisimilitude.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 7, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Though it may very well be true, I don’t see a compelling reason to suspend my discertitude.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 7, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

But I do have a story about Emma Watson, if everyone wants to hear it.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 7, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, you can’t just stop there.

by Hyoton on Feb 13, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Have Natto forward you the e-mail.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 13, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

i always assume everyone on the internet is verisimilitudinous

"You gotta have some serious talent to have 53,000 people saying that you suck. I'm proud of that." -Barry Lamar Bonds

by thefillmore on Feb 10, 2012 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t want you to take me wrong here. I would want to be taken with a grain of salt myself if I were telling stories about celebrities online, no matter how truthful I knew myself to be.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 11, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s Lonely!

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by zenbitz on Feb 4, 2012 9:37 PM PST reply actions  

he and Timmy were the only Giants not staying with the team at the hotel

Wilson probably has his own place in the city. Maybe Lincecum is staying with him. Unlike the other players you mentioned, Timmy and Wilson are single.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Feb 5, 2012 12:51 AM PST reply actions  

Pics or it didn't happen

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 5, 2012 1:49 PM PST reply actions  

Black awps.

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by xanthan on Feb 6, 2012 5:49 AM PST reply actions  

This is exactly what I love about Brian Wilson.

He doesn’t behave like your average guy.

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by SituationalLefty on Feb 7, 2012 8:26 AM PST reply actions  

OTOH

If he couldn’t throw 95+ MPH, people would just think he was a rapist, serial killer, kooky cult leader, or some combination there of.

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by Bhaakon on Feb 8, 2012 2:59 AM PST up reply actions  

if they didn’t know any better, people in the lobby probably thought he was some smelly hobo who stole some kids niketown gift card

"You gotta have some serious talent to have 53,000 people saying that you suck. I'm proud of that." -Barry Lamar Bonds

by thefillmore on Feb 10, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he's just really moody

Maybe that was the day they told him he’s still in rehab and isn’t ready to go and he was steamed and everyone just knows to leave him alone.

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by tinkerstoeverstochance on Feb 10, 2012 3:40 PM PST reply actions  

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