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Ryan Braun

Is apparent innocent because some guy didn’t get to FedEx on time?

Jake Dunning: converted SS and the next Joe Nathan, except without...you know

by fjm on Feb 23, 2012 4:59 PM PST reply actions  

Good question!

Braun should go in the first round, even in deep mixed leagues.

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 23, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re pretty stoked if you held your draft last week and picked him up in the 10th round…

Jake Dunning: converted SS and the next Joe Nathan, except without...you know

by fjm on Feb 23, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

To be serious, his suspension being overturned probably does affect fantasy drafts. You wouldn’t want to lose a player for 50 games with an early pick.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, without steroids he may be a second round pick (if he was guilty)

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." - Gaylord Perry
On July 20, 1969, a few hours after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, he hit his first, and only home run.

by danosaurus on Feb 23, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh now

you care about being on topic

The Golden Bear is ever watching
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Adopted parent of Nate Schierholtz: The Greatest Fear of All Chinese Catchers

by CalBear949 on Feb 23, 2012 5:53 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

dude, do a McCovey Chron league!

and let me be in it :-)

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." - Gaylord Perry
On July 20, 1969, a few hours after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, he hit his first, and only home run.

by danosaurus on Feb 23, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

This should be green.

Eli Whiteside has one more World Series ring than you.

by EliminateMe on Feb 23, 2012 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

As someone on Deadspin said…

“You can’t store piss in the fridge? How else are the mountains going to turn blue?”

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Feb 23, 2012 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

My favorite comment from the Deadspin article:

Damn, you’re not supposed to put piss in the fridge? Well, how do YOU get the mountains to turn blue?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
by speckops on Feb 23, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Feb 23, 2012 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Bold prediction: Braun will not be MVP this year

just another day to add to the bag of lulz that is Bud Selig’s MLB

he really needs to go.

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Feb 23, 2012 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

anyone want to do an auction draft?

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Seth Rosin: Couldn't throw an intentional walk if he wanted to

by operation carrot on Feb 23, 2012 5:05 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

FOR THE TICKET SQUIDS

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 23, 2012 5:21 PM PST reply actions  

I am in one league this year

And I might not be able to make the draft, yay!

Adopted parent of future Giants starting SS Ryan "The Riot" Theriot. Just you wait.
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by scout6 on Feb 23, 2012 5:30 PM PST reply actions  

There was at least one MCC Keeper league last season

Are we re-upping it? I am down if we are.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Feb 23, 2012 5:32 PM PST reply actions  

Yahoo is the best website for leagues

Anyone down for a McCovey Chronicles league?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." - Gaylord Perry
On July 20, 1969, a few hours after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, he hit his first, and only home run.

by danosaurus on Feb 23, 2012 5:48 PM PST reply actions  

what about for

fantasy baseball?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Adopted parent of Nate Schierholtz: The Greatest Fear of All Chinese Catchers

by CalBear949 on Feb 23, 2012 5:52 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

yeah

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." - Gaylord Perry
On July 20, 1969, a few hours after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, he hit his first, and only home run.

by danosaurus on Feb 23, 2012 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Typically you would make a fanpost

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive father of Enmanuel de Jesus.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.

by bigboneded on Feb 23, 2012 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

NL only?

Pedro Feliz.
also, proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Feb 23, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

whatever everyone would want

cause i’m down for anything

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." - Gaylord Perry
On July 20, 1969, a few hours after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, he hit his first, and only home run.

by danosaurus on Feb 23, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

PCL only

I want Belt! Plus if it’s a keeper league I can have him for years

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Feb 23, 2012 6:51 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Won’t be for years. He’ll be traded in July for Yuniesky Betancourt.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

what a waste of thread space

Pedro Feliz.
also, proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Feb 23, 2012 6:06 PM PST reply actions  

Maybe, just this once, we could go off topic.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Feb 24, 2012 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

i expect better from grant's sponsored posts

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Feb 23, 2012 6:06 PM PST reply actions  

Did you really?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Adopted parent of Nate Schierholtz: The Greatest Fear of All Chinese Catchers

by CalBear949 on Feb 23, 2012 6:08 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

You expect too much

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 23, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I was expecting animated gifs with “Reasons!” in all of them after the jump. So disappointed.

Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.

by ResDog on Feb 23, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

i am experiencing a generic annoyance at this event

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 23, 2012 6:08 PM PST reply actions  

I was left hanging about the green leisure suit. Was it made of UltraSuede?

"Most decisions get made by time and space.." Brian Sabean

by Bar None on Feb 23, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Let me check…

…not that I can tell. There’s no label identifying it as such.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 23, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL, “If it feels like suede, it’s UltraSuede ®”.

"Most decisions get made by time and space.." Brian Sabean

by Bar None on Feb 23, 2012 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked the old thread better.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 23, 2012 6:09 PM PST reply actions  

Unchopped

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 23, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

WHERE'S JLIN?

Pedro Feliz.
also, proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Feb 23, 2012 6:12 PM PST reply actions  

/OMG

Pedro Feliz.
also, proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Feb 23, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

You are over doing it.

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by Natto on Feb 23, 2012 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is to say, at all.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Feb 23, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly, it’s not over yet.

"Most decisions get made by time and space.." Brian Sabean

by Bar None on Feb 23, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

so I’m not doin’ it right?

Pedro Feliz.
also, proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Feb 23, 2012 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Shift A

What did I miss today? (pesky work)

Proud parent of Gregor Blanco, the Mountain that Walks, MVP of the VWL.

by Tortured on Feb 23, 2012 6:19 PM PST reply actions  

ryan braun is innocent because someone put his pee in the refrigerator

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Feb 23, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Chain of custody is a powerful thing.

Proud parent of Gregor Blanco, the Mountain that Walks, MVP of the VWL.

by Tortured on Feb 23, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

My favorite comment from the Deadspin article:

Damn, you’re not supposed to put piss in the fridge? Well, how do YOU get the mountains to turn blue?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 23, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 23, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s the Bar Exam.

by Hyoton on Feb 23, 2012 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

If the Pee is refriged

You must acquit

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Feb 23, 2012 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

BBQ is a touchy subject at McC

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive father of Enmanuel de Jesus.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.

by bigboneded on Feb 23, 2012 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Multi-Freakout

"Most decisions get made by time and space.." Brian Sabean

by Bar None on Feb 23, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

That's normal

what about? Premature twitters?

Proud parent of Gregor Blanco, the Mountain that Walks, MVP of the VWL.

by Tortured on Feb 23, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

TIMMY BROKEN, UH NEVRMIND
BEARD BROKEN, UH NEVERMIND
BRAUN IS NOT BONDS

"Most decisions get made by time and space.." Brian Sabean

by Bar None on Feb 23, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm kind of glad Braun was exonerated.

It proves you can actually win an appeal.

Proud parent of Gregor Blanco, the Mountain that Walks, MVP of the VWL.

by Tortured on Feb 23, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Not sure he actually won the appeal, more like the issue was dismissed on technicalities.

"Most decisions get made by time and space.." Brian Sabean

by Bar None on Feb 23, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That's basically what appeals come down to if you win them.

Proud parent of Gregor Blanco, the Mountain that Walks, MVP of the VWL.

by Tortured on Feb 23, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

It was sunny in Scottsdale today. And likely will be again tomorrow.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 23, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

/busterface.jpg

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Feb 23, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

If you’re taking feedback, I thought his face was a little too small today.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 23, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I give up.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 23, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

:(

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 23, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll try to do better tomorrow.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 23, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

There will be ice cream either way!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 23, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

impossible

it was already so fantastic that an improvement would cause a quasar of pure wonder to snuff us all out

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like I should open the old threads to see a TL2 creation.

Proud parent of Gregor Blanco, the Mountain that Walks, MVP of the VWL.

by Tortured on Feb 23, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

or a live blog!

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

This is sweet

The US government once dumped 30,000 pounds of pure sodium into a lake. Watch what happened.

Follow me on Twitter
My boy Shawn Payne takes his walks and his VROOM to Augusta this season.

by free f.p. #14 on Feb 23, 2012 6:24 PM PST reply actions  

That is rad

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive father of Enmanuel de Jesus.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.

by bigboneded on Feb 23, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Fun fact: Ben Grauer, the narrator on this piece, was a longtime NBC staff announcer, newscaster and Monitor host.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 23, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

How do you know all this stuff?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t find a goddamn boyfriend.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 23, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

did you check under the cushions of the couch?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

And in the glove compartment in the truck.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 23, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

There has to be someone in Alabama for you.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Naturally, since I live in Tennessee.

/trombone wah-wah

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 23, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

That, too.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

If not, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, Oklahoma, Georgia, Kentucky. (I thought you were in Alabama)

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I moved up here about fifteen months ago.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 23, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Why don't you just move here?

Lots of cute boys.

Proud parent of Gregor Blanco, the Mountain that Walks, MVP of the VWL.

by Tortured on Feb 23, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a pretty tall order. And besides, I like it here.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 23, 2012 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You'd have a bunch of pre-made friends.

Proud parent of Gregor Blanco, the Mountain that Walks, MVP of the VWL.

by Tortured on Feb 23, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, but we’re all weird. He probably prefers just seeing us all once every other year or so.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

There is someone out there for you. Just don’t use craig’s list.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s a recipe for disaster.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 23, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

But what about galoots?

Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.

by ResDog on Feb 23, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

/lights TL2 spotlight

"Most decisions get made by time and space.." Brian Sabean

by Bar None on Feb 23, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

And really, these days, that doesn’t matter. When the Mr. and I met he was in Cincy and I was here. I don’t know if you know this… but there’s this thing now called the internet… people from all over the world are on that thing.
We met on [the original] Prodigy on the religion and philosophy boards.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

We met on [the original] Prodigy on the religion and philosophy boards.

I’ve never seen “webcam” spelt that way. ;~)

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Feb 24, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

We were on 9600baud modems… there were no webcams!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 24, 2012 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

That wouldn’t help very much

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 23, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s just stupid. Anybody that’s ever worked in metals heat treating could tell how that was gonna go.
Hey Kids, let’s arc weld this Magnesium!

"Most decisions get made by time and space.." Brian Sabean

by Bar None on Feb 23, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck Sodium

Let’s use francium

(not that 30,000 lbs of it exists)

Or cesium

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 23, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Takeaways

“Hazwooper” is a fucking awesome name.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Feb 23, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

this reminds me of the time some moron was arguing that table salt was bad for you and you should only eat pure sodium.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Feb 23, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

lolol.

Good luck!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 23, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, not gonna want to be around when that happens.

"Most decisions get made by time and space.." Brian Sabean

by Bar None on Feb 23, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

iirc

s/he kept arguing that it was bad because it had iodine in it!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Feb 23, 2012 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, thanks for reminding me I wanted to look up the biosynthesis of thyroxine.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 23, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

did she have a huge goiter?

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Feb 23, 2012 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

i believe it was some moron on tumblr

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Feb 23, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

It also has chlorine, which is poisonous!

Eli Whiteside has one more World Series ring than you.

by EliminateMe on Feb 23, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 23, 2012 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Hydrogen gas = flammable
Oxygen gas = flammable

Stay away from the dihydrogen monoxide

by Hyoton on Feb 23, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I was oxygenating some water in the other day, and a clueless post-doc in my lab decided to try to light a Bunsen burner right next to the O2 tank. Bad post-doc, bad.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 23, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Future Kaiser worker.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

People die from dihydrogen monoxide every year. I mean if you breathe that stuff in, it can really fuck you up!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

And if you really can’t resist messing around with two such flammable elements, at least be sure to have a big bucket of water handy!

Eli Whiteside has one more World Series ring than you.

by EliminateMe on Feb 23, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Highly important documentary about sodium

From some guys in space.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 23, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I find this creepy. Is that unusual?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 23, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, I could really go for 30,000 pounds of pure sodium and a lake right about now.

Eli Whiteside has one more World Series ring than you.

by EliminateMe on Feb 23, 2012 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

No

No Yahoo.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Feb 23, 2012 6:24 PM PST reply actions  

Hey, the Sharks actually won.

Proud parent of Gregor Blanco, the Mountain that Walks, MVP of the VWL.

by Tortured on Feb 23, 2012 6:30 PM PST reply actions  

Who?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 23, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

kings got carter

I wonder if the sharks will complete the pacific trifecta of pillaging the cbjs and get nash

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Seth Rosin: Couldn't throw an intentional walk if he wanted to

by operation carrot on Feb 23, 2012 6:36 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Some Canadian TV network says the Rangers are now the front runners.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Kings

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Feb 23, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just getting home, I think we dvr’d it, but I’m not sure I actually care enough to watch it.
oh lovely ..the cat has something

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

just a fly…

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Even flies and moths must have some protein or other nutrients

since cats seem to relish them so much.

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by mrs. owlcroft on Feb 24, 2012 12:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Tommy Wingels had some nice plays

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Dinner at Islands

Mushroom Burger
Tortilla soup
Chicken Tenders
Fries

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by CalBear949 on Feb 23, 2012 6:41 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

Dinner in the Moffiteria

Some kind of veggie wrap
A bag of Sun Chips
A Coke Zero

/not satisfied
/tired

by capn on Feb 23, 2012 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

some kinda

grilled shrimp with a bulgur salad

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by jponry on Feb 23, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

would eat the scraps out of your trashcan

by capn on Feb 23, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Dinner in the Kitchen
so far a gnu bar, some almonds and an apple.

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

puzghetti night + artichoke

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by son of ggf on Feb 23, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Islands is Meh

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by Giant among Angels on Feb 23, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to love Islands

But the last couple times I went the burgers were meh.

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by ResDog on Feb 23, 2012 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

But Fatburgers is still delicious

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by ResDog on Feb 23, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Never been

Have one not too far away. Every time i mention it to the wife she shoots it down.

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by Giant among Angels on Feb 23, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Give it a shot, grab one to go.

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by ResDog on Feb 24, 2012 6:40 AM PST up reply actions  

It's okay

worst “Smoothies” though

bottomless fries and tortilla soup

I prefer Red Robins

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by CalBear949 on Feb 23, 2012 9:22 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

JEREMY LOLIN

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Feb 23, 2012 6:43 PM PST reply actions  

Everybody make racist puns!

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by Murray, Present on Feb 23, 2012 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Glad he's not ItaLIN!

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by NuschlerFace on Feb 23, 2012 6:53 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

unpackLIN!

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by Murray, Present on Feb 23, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

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by El Person on Feb 23, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Rough night. The Heat are a bad matchup for him though.

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by 49er16 on Feb 23, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

The Heat are a bad matchup for like 25 out of 29 teams

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by jctGamer on Feb 23, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This is true

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by 49er16 on Feb 23, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

He played a shitty game tonight

I only watched the 3rd quarter. He was bad. The Knicks looked Lethargic and tired. It happens. No excuse gotta play better.

Heat clearly singled out Lin to trap and double team, then allow them to play isomelo ball. Then on the defensive end, the Knicks are just a total mess in the half court set against the way more athletic Heat.

Their only chance was to knock down a billion 3 pointers, and it didn’t happen. Gotta play harder.

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by jctGamer on Feb 23, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

The amazing thing..

I just grabbed dinner in the hospital cafeteria. They had the game on in the dining room. There were about 17 people crowded around watching it. It is a Thursday night midseason game involving two teams that play 3000 miles away. Yesterday, I had a Chinese patient who spoke no English. He was reading a local Chinese newspaper that had Lin on the front page. I said, “go Lin!” and he leaped out of his chair and smiled ear to ear!

by capn on Feb 23, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

COULD HAVE HAD THIS

http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1878/i1878556.jpg

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by jctGamer on Feb 23, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The Knicks looked Lethargic and tired.

Welcome to a lockout season, Mr. Lin.

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by 49er16 on Feb 23, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

plus....... It's the Miami Heat....

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

But hey, let;s play him 40 minutes a game!!

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by Badly Browned on Feb 23, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Thibs does this with Rose and wonders why he’s getting back spasms.

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by 49er16 on Feb 23, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

How did the lowly Warriors beat them? (other than no Wade)

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by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Can someone explain what this means?
It would be a lot more clear-cut if everyone were just acknowledging that this was all some gigantic misunderstanding. That this was a man who, say, had some sort of medical condition, took medication that skewed his test results and was clearly wronged by the process.

From Jason Stark on ESPN.com

by capn on Feb 23, 2012 6:49 PM PST reply actions  

My take is that Stark is saying that if it came out during the appeals process that the positive result was likely due to medication, this situation would be pretty much resolved. Instead, the exoneration didn’t come through something nearly that straightforward.

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by speckops on Feb 23, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks. I thought there was some story that I had missed that Braun is taking Testosterone for some kind of medical condition.

by capn on Feb 23, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Rumor has it it’s for some STD

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by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

nothing is true

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t Deadspin have an article that said this?

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by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Not Deadspin...

Interesting….

Now I should mention that I am a huge Ryan Braun fan, not only because of his stellar play, and his nickname ("The Hebrew Hammer", one Braun shares with Hammerin’ Hank Greenberg), but also because he bears an uncanny resemblance to my nephew.

But it’s that last bullet point I can’t quite figure out — treatment of herpes is incredibly safe. How in the world would it lead to an elevated level of testosterone?

Turns out, it doesn’t.

But a quick search of "acyclovir" and "testosterone", plus a perusal of an actual book — the irreplacable The Use of Antibiotics – finds that there are some obscure animal studies suggesting that anti-herpes drugs could do the reverse, i.e., lower testosterone levels.

From the book:

Dose-related testicular atrophy and abnormalities of spermatogenesis were noted in mice, rats and dogs treated on repeated occasions with either famciclovir or penciclovir …

All of which leads me to the very speculative conclusion that some doctors could be providing testosterone supplementation to their patients receiving anti-herpes therapy.

Which is, frankly, a completely bogus indication, way more "out there" as a practice than the typical off-label use of approved medications.

But that’s the only way I can connect the dots here.

http://blogs.jwatch.org/hiv-id-observations/index.php/herpes-treatment-peds/2012/01/04/

by capn on Feb 23, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa.

Acyclovir is what I take for cold sores.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 6:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Although I guess that makes sense.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 6:22 AM PST up reply actions  

it will shrink your balls-

by capn on Feb 24, 2012 6:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Good. They could use a shrinkin’.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 6:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I heard Dan Patrick say that it was an embarrassing reason why Braun was taking this certain type of medication.

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by 49er16 on Feb 23, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

The condition of not being able to hit 50 home runs?

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by Murray, Present on Feb 23, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm happy for Ryan Braun

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by DFARowand on Feb 23, 2012 7:06 PM PST reply actions  

I think it's kind of cool.

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by Tortured on Feb 23, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I love how people spout about it being a technicality

The rules that MLB agreed to are crystal clear. If they want to punish a player for any semblance of anything in their system, even if it gets their by accident, they should adhere to the same strict standard for following the rules THEY AGREED TO.

Pretty simple to me

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by DFARowand on Feb 23, 2012 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m fine with technicalities. I think they are good. I’m just still bitter about how Bonds was treated.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 6:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m just assuming he took steroids. That doesn’t really bother me though.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 6:29 AM PST up reply actions  

So MLB doesn't have to follow his own rules?

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by DFARowand on Feb 23, 2012 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I doubt they had a rule about what to do on a Saturday evening when the tester assumed (even if it was in error) that Fedex was closed. If the sample had been fedexed to the lab, it would have been put in the fridge until it was analyzed. I just don’t see the issue here. There is no way that storing a sample like this could affect the validity of the test.

by capn on Feb 23, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I guarantee there were rules regarding proper chain of custody.

You can’t just pick and choose which rules to enforce. Don’t think MLB would give a shit if a player argued that he took a protein shake and didn’t realize that a banned substance was in there even if that was true.

The arbiter made this decision based on the rules in place. He didn’t just rule for Braun uz he liked him

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by DFARowand on Feb 23, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

exactly-
7. The Collector shall check the "FedEx" box in the section entitled "Specimen Bottles(s) Released to:" Absent unusual circumstances, the specimens should be sent by FedEx to the Laboratory on the same day they are collected.

by capn on Feb 23, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Wooooow.

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by speckops on Feb 23, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

F. When all of the specimens have been collected at the collection site, the
Collector shall take the specimens in the appropriate packaging to a FedEx
Customer Service Center for shipment. The specimens cannot be placed in a
FedEx Drop Box location.

Thinking Fedex is closed is an unusual circumstance?

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by DFARowand on Feb 23, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

right- so this fits with the notion that he assumed the office was closed and thus he did what he was supposed to do with it:

E. If the specimen is not immediately prepared for shipment, the Collector shall ensure that it is appropriately safeguarded during temporary storage.
1. The Collector must keep the chain of custody intact.
2. The Collector must store the samples in a cool and secure location.

by capn on Feb 23, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

but how secure is some dude’s home?

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently the players union agrees it is more secure than a fedex dropbox.

by capn on Feb 23, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

he assumed the office was closed

That’s a great excuse to not follow proper procedure. And is a fridge in a random house secure?

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by DFARowand on Feb 23, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

If the seal was intact, why not?

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by speckops on Feb 23, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I admit having not done too much research on this...

…one has to ask:

Is it confirmed that he ‘assumed’ FedEx was closed, or is that an article commentary from a Deadspin-level source?

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by BruteSentiment on Feb 23, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t say, but the story is consistent…

by capn on Feb 23, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

he followed the protocol. He did exactly what he was supposed to do. If the sample had been drawn on Sunday, this is precisely what should have happened and Braun would remain suspended today. The error here was that the tester thought the office was closed. That is it.

by capn on Feb 23, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I think MLB needs a better system.

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

And they need to have unbiased people deciding cases

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by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Definitely agree with this

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

An independent arbitration panel isn't unbiased?

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by DFARowand on Feb 23, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he’s referring to Wiener from the MLBPA and whatshisface from MLB.

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by Solidarity on Feb 23, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Uhh…are you saying that Shyam Das is biased?

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by EliminateMe on Feb 23, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think he is biased. I think he did what he had to do. I am disappointed that the ruling was overturned on a minor and inconsequential technicality. Ryan Braun has good lawyers.

by capn on Feb 23, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Clearly he is.

From 1969-1971, he was a legal associate at Milbank, Tweed, Hadley &McCloy.

MILbank.

MIL.

Clearly, he’s a fan of the MILwaukee Brewers.

http://www.nmb.gov/arbitrator-resumes/das-shyam_res.pdf

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by BruteSentiment on Feb 23, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

guarantee you some motherfucker out there, probably on yahoo comments, is saying it’s because he & Braun are both Jewish.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Feb 23, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

and why the hell are they collecting samples at a time of the day or week when there could be a problem getting it to FedEx?

Logistics anyone?

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I think MLB needs a better system.

No disagreement here.

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by BruteSentiment on Feb 23, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, well, I didn’t want to set off another riot after the mustard/ketchup fiasco of earlier today, so I went for the obvious.

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like there might be more
Will Carroll ‏ @injuryexpert
The Braun decision was based on HOW the sample was corrupted. Panel was shown exactly what happened, why result was invalid.

I don’t think he followed protocol

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by DFARowand on Feb 23, 2012 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Was corrupted? So it was tampered with?

by Hyoton on Feb 23, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

The ESPN reporting makes it sound like the integrity of the sample was never in question.

It was a question of process/protocol

Braun didn’t argue evidence of tampering and didn’t dispute the science, but argued protocol had not been followed. A second source confirmed to ESPN investigative reporters Mark Fainaru-Wada and T.J. Quinn that Braun questioned the chain of custody and collection procedure.

According to one of the sources, the collector, after getting Braun’s sample, was supposed to take the sample to a FedEx Office for shipping.

But the source said the collector thought the FedEx Office was closed because it was late on a Saturday and felt the sample wouldn’t get shipped until Monday.

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/7608360/ryan-braun-wins-appeal-50-game-suspension

by capn on Feb 23, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Appreciate this posting a lot.

ESPN is not Deadspin, no matter what jokes I might make.

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by BruteSentiment on Feb 23, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

No and I am no fan of MFW. I think he was way too personally invested in the Bonds case….

by capn on Feb 23, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

No doubts there.

I still have serious issues with the Chronicle ‘releasing’ Grand Jury Testimony over the period of a week. To sell papers.

As a journalist, I was offended. I’m only now willing to do business with them that the editors who approved those decisions are gone.

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by BruteSentiment on Feb 23, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Is the new Sports Editor a good guy?

by capn on Feb 23, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't know...

…haven’t met or dealt with him.

I was more concerned with the editors above them. MFW was not a sports reporter. Phil Bronstein in particular was in charge, and it was stemming from the BALCO coverage that he was named ‘Editor At Large’.

He left in January. Screw him and his horse.

Now, I’d be willing to work with the Chronicle. At least, let Chronicle Books publish the LF compilations.

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by BruteSentiment on Feb 23, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

all very interesting… thanks for info…

by capn on Feb 23, 2012 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree that these things should probably be explicitly banned (I mean, it’s some random dude’s house and fridge. Can’t he return it to the lab or something?). But I’m also assuming a high standard of review by the panel on the lines of abuse of discretion, and I definitely don’t see that here.

by Hyoton on Feb 23, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

As far as I can tell...

…the lab is where it was to be shipped to.

It seems that the samples are being taken at a ballpark. There, the definition of a ‘secured location’ (in terms of where to take the sample) is ‘A door with a lock.’

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by BruteSentiment on Feb 23, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I’m sure the collector works for a biotech company (Quest or something) and they have to have a secure locking fridge.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Feb 24, 2012 5:47 AM PST up reply actions  

It certainly sounds like the definition of ‘Secure’ is the linchpin in this debate.

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by BruteSentiment on Feb 23, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup.

Without knowing more, I’ll side with the arbitrator.

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by Solidarity on Feb 23, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

the security lies in the seals. The player is there to witness the sealing. If the seal remains in tact, there is no way to alter the sample. What bothers me is that there is a protocol for what to do if the sample is collected after Fedex hours. He followed it. The security of the sample was not in question. it was simply a shitty meaningless mistake.

by capn on Feb 23, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

As far as you know.

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by Solidarity on Feb 23, 2012 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

true enough...

But there is no evidence at all that there was ever any doubt about the integrity of the seals. The procedure to seal the sample is pretty airtight:

R. The Collector must ask the player to verify that the Specimen I.D. numbers on the top of the chain-of-custody form match those on the security seals. The Collector will then peel the back of the security seals and place them over the bottle caps and down the sides of the bottles that contain the urine. The Collector shall make sure that the security seal for the primary (or "A) specimen is placed on the specimen bottle containing at least 50 ml of urine; and the security seal for the split (or "B") specimen is placed on the specimen bottle containing at least 25 ml of urine. Only the Collector shall initial and date the security seals.

by capn on Feb 23, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is this being referred to as a chain of custody issue? Wasn’t it under the courier’s control and/or sealed (the guy who was supposed to drop it off at fedex) during the weekend in question?

by Hyoton on Feb 23, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh so how long can the courier hold it?

As long as he wants? Days after the deadline?

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by DFARowand on Feb 23, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe the courier didn’t like the guy and found a way to mess with the sample… I can see why they don’t want people playing the hokey pokey with that stuff.

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS

Proud Papa of right-hander Clayton Blackburn whose pro debut made him look like one of the steals of the 2012 draft, as he allowed just six runs in 33 1/3 innings in the rookie-level Arizona League. Signed by Giants area scout (and former big leaguer) Dan Murray in the 16th round, Blackburn would touch 94-95 mph, sitting in the low 90s, with good feel for locating the pitch, and both his curveball and changeup project as above-average pitches.

by DFARowand on Feb 23, 2012 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly, you need to be consistent with enforcement.

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by Solidarity on Feb 23, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Excactly, maybe he’s a Cub’s fan…maybe Ryan Braun gave his sister herpes?

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by say hey nation on Feb 24, 2012 5:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Those are purely procedural questions and do not refer to chain of custody. The chain of custody is still intact but there may be substantive issues that affect the sample.

Pursuant to what I think is Section X, Subsection U (which is labeled Chain of Custody but I disagree with the title) “While any part of the chain-of-custody procedures is being performed, it is essential that the urine specimen and custody documents be under the control of the Collector.”. Therefore, the collector really had no choice but to keep it if he believed that FedEx would be less secure than him holding onto it.

Section X, subsection V states “The Collector shall check the "FedEx" box in the section entitled "Specimen Bottles(s) Released to:" Absent unusual circumstances, the specimens should be sent by FedEx to the Laboratory on the same day they are collected.” There is not “must” there. A question I suppose is if the courier’s mistaken belief qualifies as “unusual circumstances”.

by Hyoton on Feb 23, 2012 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Reading it more clearly, actually, U makes sense as CoC, but discussion of that is not on point to whether or not the courier acted properly.

by Hyoton on Feb 23, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The issue is that in his house, sitting in his fridge is not sufficient to be considered maintaining custody, I believe, unless he moved his La-Z-Boy into the kitchen for the weekend.

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by Solidarity on Feb 23, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

If he had drawn the sample on Sunday, it would have been a non-issue. But because he thought fedex was closed on sat afternoon and thus handled the sample as if it were, Braun got off….

by capn on Feb 23, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

ew… wrong kind of sample.

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

i think i LOL’d

by capn on Feb 23, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not so sure. I think the issue could easily be with the HOW he stored not the why he stored.

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by say hey nation on Feb 24, 2012 5:54 AM PST up reply actions  

maybe so...

We may never know. What we do know is that Braun had astronomical levels of synthetic testosterone in his urine. Neither he nor his lawyers appear to dispute that fact. Indeed they appeared to be prepared to offer a medical explanation why that was so. Now because of a minor question about process that changes nothing about fact, we will all be left to speculate…

by capn on Feb 24, 2012 6:56 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

What if he had a friend over for a beer or five?

“Dude, what’s this…some kinda microbrew?”

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by EliminateMe on Feb 23, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Then there would be a little Braun in him!

by Hyoton on Feb 23, 2012 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

The real issue is that they are using a commercial courier for transport. I mean, come on MLB, don’t be cheap now.

Regardless, if it’s sealed or no one enters the house/approaches the fridge, I still wouldn’t think that it’s violated. After all, the agreement expressly permits the courier in some cases (unusual circumstances) to maintain control over the sample.

by Hyoton on Feb 23, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

We only have very sketchy info about what actually happened, though. If the courier really did ensure the integrity of the sample, then it’s a technicality. We don’t know whether that’s the case or not.

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by EliminateMe on Feb 23, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Right; I am just bullshitting based on what I think I’ve heard. More information would clarify the panel’s position on the matter.

by Hyoton on Feb 23, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

But leaving it in an unlocked fridge with possible identifiable information close at hand? There is absolutely questions about chain of custody. The collector should have a lockable fridge at home or in the lab he works for where he can securely store specimens.

Not to mention that the fridge should also have a monitoring system to track the temperature of the fridge. Common sense and CYA should have told him/collection company that.

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by say hey nation on Feb 24, 2012 5:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't know why but this still gives me a chuckle

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by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 7:11 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

GARY BROWN

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by jctGamer on Feb 23, 2012 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

Four guys who all throw a baseball slower than Barry Zito.

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by EliminateMe on Feb 23, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

In the whole wide world…

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, Brandon McCarthy is an Archer fan

Maybe we can sign that guy to bolster the rotation when Billy Beane can’t afford him anymore.

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Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Feb 23, 2012 7:18 PM PST reply actions  

Giants baseball... oh yea....

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by deuce deuce on Feb 23, 2012 7:21 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

oh wow

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

NO NO NO NO NO NO

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by Bar None on Feb 23, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

This would be even better if he retracted before the GIF looped.

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by El Person on Feb 23, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Thought about doing that but Parks and Rec is almost on.

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by Natto on Feb 23, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

An excellent reason not to do that.

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by El Person on Feb 23, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

WOW

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

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by scout6 on Feb 23, 2012 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh Dear Lord…

Wheelin' it big in the outer outfield.

by rightcenterfielder on Feb 23, 2012 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh God. Why?

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 6:18 AM PST up reply actions  

That is a lawng…..er…neck

by Hyoton on Feb 23, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

WHY GOD WHY

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by Badly Browned on Feb 23, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno what this even is.

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by 49er16 on Feb 23, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

gross?

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the worst

Giant Dirtbags: :(
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by Giant among Angels on Feb 23, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 23, 2012 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I <3 Yahoo

Also, vis a vis my fantasy league:

OLDJACKET, FIERPAWZZ, DELEUZIAN, and SHANKBONE

Pay up, you deadbeats. NAO

by GiantPain on Feb 23, 2012 7:22 PM PST reply actions  

Adding to this…
If you were in the NL only Senior Circus league last year and haven’t contacted Mr. Merope yet please do so soon and let him know if you are in or out. Next week is going to be really bad so we’d like to get things wrapped up by Monday or Tuesday.

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I meant to mention that

I didn’t see anywhere in the email re: the league about how to respond with accepting or declining to rejoin first. I can’t make that draft, so I’m trying to weigh if I want to do prerankings and hope for the best, or try a different league. Loved it last year though, so I’m torn

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by IanRogue on Feb 23, 2012 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

just send the Mr. an email and let him know. I don’t remember when we set the draft for, but depending on what happens this next week that could, possibly, maybe, change.
I hope it doesn’t change, but there’s a lot up in the air right now.

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by Merope on Feb 24, 2012 3:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I just did

would have been sooner if you had let me pay by card. What are you, my landlord?

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by oldjacket on Feb 23, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Deadbeat status doesn’t start until 10 minutes before the draft.

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by shankbone on Feb 24, 2012 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I hear you. The credit card is easier, I don’t carry around my checking acct number on me.

by shankbone on Feb 24, 2012 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

There’s an option to allow payment by credit card, but if you do that, they skim 3% off the top of the whole league, and I wanted to keep as much of the money in as possible.

by GiantPain on Feb 24, 2012 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL Red Wings

Lost at home to Vancouver.

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by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 7:24 PM PST reply actions  

Cecil will not be pleased.

by Hyoton on Feb 23, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure how to feel about this… on the one hand i hate Vancouver, and on the other, i hate Detroit…

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

No Pavel Datsyuk

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by jctGamer on Feb 23, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

So the winning* is over?

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by 49er16 on Feb 23, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

What bothers me about Braun...

…is the previous arguments about his positive test.

People, either him or from his camp, also did not argue that the test came out positive. But they said it was from drugs taken in treatment of another issue. That brings an entirely different set of issues, especially about how players get drugs approved, and potentially how the positive results can be masked.

After all, Man-Ram’s positive tests were not for the actual PED, it was for the masking agent.

Now, there are no answers about that.

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by BruteSentiment on Feb 23, 2012 7:42 PM PST reply actions  

The thing is, accidental or unknowing ingestion of the banned substances are not valid grounds for appeal, but handling/chain-of-custody issues are, so going after that angle in the appeal seems like good strategy.

by QuakeFan on Feb 23, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I agree....

I’m just confounded and put off by his using one excuse, and then not even addressing said excuse in the trial.

A flip-flop is what happens with excuses. People stick with reasons. It’s a subtle difference, and it’s why this feels fishy to me.

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by BruteSentiment on Feb 23, 2012 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

But if the excuse, even if true, is not a valid defense, then why bring it up at the hearing?

by QuakeFan on Feb 23, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet they did not discover the chain of custody issue until later.

by capn on Feb 23, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I would think the custody records would be pretty near the first thing a lawyer would ask for in a case like this.

by QuakeFan on Feb 23, 2012 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

you are probably right. but maybe they did not know the technicalities…i.e. maybe nobody knew that Fedex was actually open at that time.

by capn on Feb 23, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Why bring it up at all?

Questions I have no answer to.

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by BruteSentiment on Feb 23, 2012 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably because “it was an accident/side effect of something totally innocent” works better for public opinion, and (if it’s not a lie) soothe the conscience better than custody technicalities.

by QuakeFan on Feb 23, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

My big problem,

is it throws out the validity of the MLB testing process.

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by scout6 on Feb 23, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

GiantPain's Yahoo Fantasy League comes as part of MCC premium

also, sig check.

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by oldjacket on Feb 23, 2012 7:53 PM PST reply actions  

oops

let’s uncapitalize Roulette

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by oldjacket on Feb 23, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

THATS better

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

MCC Premium is free...

You just have to keep making in-app purchases to make it worthwhile or take full advantage.

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by BruteSentiment on Feb 23, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Geez
Noor (it rhymes with roar) Davis of Leesburg, Fla., is exactly the type of player Stanford is now targeting. Besides being the Butkus Award winner as the nation’s top high school linebacker, he has a 4.5 GPA thanks to all the advanced placement courses he’s taken.

“I hope to have it up to a 4.6 or 4.7 by the end of the year,” he said. He plans to get his degree in three years; then, depending on how he stands with respect to the NFL, he may immediately embark on a combined law-degree/MBA in his fourth year.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2012/02/22/SP9M1NAVBS.DTL#ixzz1nGgebxrK

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by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 7:56 PM PST reply actions  

Stanford’s advantage is that those guys are all going to be coming to Stanford. Their pool of potential recruits is smaller, but they won’t miss out on too much.

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by El Person on Feb 23, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

The article said Davis is the type that would have played in the SEC over Stanford.

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by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I saw somewhere else that in the last 2-3 years, every single player who has made a verbal commitment has ended up going to Stanford.

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by speckops on Feb 23, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

That JD/MBA is so boss.

by Kestrel76 on Feb 23, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Champagne Room?

Mitt Romney bungles George Costanza quote in the beginning of yesterday’s debate, gets tweaked via twitter by George Costanza

http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2012/02/23/romney-s-favorite-tv-character-responds.html

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 23, 2012 7:56 PM PST reply actions  

Also

BREAKING

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by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Well the first part, at least

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by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Definitely

Seinfeld seems very controversial around here

by Hyoton on Feb 23, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Seinfeld is luring its way into the champagne room.

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by Soulbrother16 on Feb 23, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone's entitled to their own damn opinion

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Seinfield was fucking awesome, when i watched it growing up

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, burn.

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by Solidarity on Feb 23, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

If you’re going to quote from the King, you better quote correct

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 23, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow!

Me and my thousands of office buddies were close to using another website for our fantasy leagues, but now I’m convinced that Yahoo! Fantasy Baseball is the way to go. Thanks GB!

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by Soulbrother16 on Feb 23, 2012 7:59 PM PST reply actions  

You’re thanking Game Boy?

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by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Green Barbell?

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by BruteSentiment on Feb 23, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I play Yahoo! Fantasy Baseball on my Game Boy?

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by Soulbrother16 on Feb 23, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

PS VISTA OR GTFO

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m actually playing N64 right now, I keep it old school.

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by Soulbrother16 on Feb 23, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Little bit of Star Fox, maybe some Mario Party… dude, mario party was/still is my favorite party game ever

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I should dig out my N64. Play some Mario 64 or Zelda. But watching a little St. Marys right now (no Flemming, though).

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by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit

Now the SEGA fanboy in me is really missing Crazy Taxi…

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by BruteSentiment on Feb 23, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish I still had my Sega Genesis.

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by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I have mine! The first model too.

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by Natto on Feb 23, 2012 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

They released an HD version but without the product placement and Offspring/Bad Religion tunes.

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by Natto on Feb 23, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

the music definitely made the game better

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

An HD Version? For what system?

I could dig out my old Dreamcast and plug it in…but I need to find the disc, too.

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by BruteSentiment on Feb 23, 2012 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s on XBLA and PSN.

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by Natto on Feb 23, 2012 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Crazy Taxi without Offspring/Bad Religion isn’t Crazy Taxi, dammit.

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by Solidarity on Feb 23, 2012 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

DAMN FUCKIN STRAIGHT

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I have an iPod. I can substitute my own music.

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by BruteSentiment on Feb 23, 2012 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

At least Xbox supports custom soundtracks so you can recreate the experience.

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by Natto on Feb 23, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

can you still plug your ipod into the xbox and play music that way?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea... that's on ESPNU?

don’t get that on LOLCABLE…

But seriously, N64 is a gaming system i’ll never give up, same with the dreamcast. Mario Party, N64, unbelievable

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

didn’t mean to type N64 twice, meant to say Star Fox

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

And they are absolutely dominating right now... so all is right

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m checking out a little BYU-Gonzaga, Weird to hear Brent Musburger doing the game. He’s usually the main Big 12 broadcaster.

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by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he lives in the area, right?

from Oregon. He probably wanted to do that game

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Sean Farnham is the color analyst. So this usually would be Flemming’s game.

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by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, i wonder if he's prepping for the Vegas tournament

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Shouldn’t it be playoffs, or whatever the hell they call it, soon?
I don’t follow basketball at all but I thought that was a March thing.

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, that’s the playoffs, WCC tournament. It’s coming up in i think a few weeks, then comes MARCH MADNESS

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Flemming is back next week for ESPN doing a Baylor game.

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by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohhhh he's clever, so he's going after the Big 12

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

By the way, they got the 1 seed

and they clinched a tie for the WCC title

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t figure which team’s fans are more annoying BYU or Gonzaga. Both are very annoying.

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by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Both, BYU fans though are just complainers

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m on a mission to get 150 stars, 30 down thus far.

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by Soulbrother16 on Feb 23, 2012 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Love that game to pieces.

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by Solidarity on Feb 23, 2012 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I only got 83 as a kid because I didn’t have the patience, now is my moment of redemption.

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by Soulbrother16 on Feb 23, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I think my original cartridge has 4 files with 150 stars.

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by Solidarity on Feb 23, 2012 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm sure that Yahoo fantasy baseball is so happy....

Their sponsored post has turned into a debate about the handling of pee.

Oh, god, I just thought of pee-hands.

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by BruteSentiment on Feb 23, 2012 8:00 PM PST reply actions  

Just saw a trailer for 21 Jump Street

Could this be a candidate for worst movie of the year?

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by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 8:00 PM PST reply actions  

But think of the hundreds, neigh several hundreds of people who always wanted to see a movie based on the TV show “21 Jump Street”

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 23, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, the tv show was pretty okay, that movie looks pretty, pretty, uh… stoopit.

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Seth Rogen has lost some weight

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

JONAH HILL

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

I can’t remember which is which, either.

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by El Person on Feb 23, 2012 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

shit…they’re different?

by Hyoton on Feb 23, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you know Seth Rogen is Jewish and likes to smoke pot?

If not Seth Rogen will let you know he’s Jewish and likes weed.

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by 49er16 on Feb 23, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Heard he’s Canadian as well… although, i do want to watch 50/50, girlfriend said it was pretty awesome

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

hey, me too!

Let’s be friends, Seth Rogen!

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by Lies and Perfidy on Feb 23, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

You gotta let him know though you're Jewish and like weed

Because he’ll let you know.

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by 49er16 on Feb 23, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Not if you count the 3-D re-release of Episode I

If you replace the puppet Yoda with a computer generated Yoda, I count it as a new movie.

And the easy winner.

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by BruteSentiment on Feb 23, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like it

Nick Offerman was totally awesome as a policeman in Childrens Hospital, though.

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by El Person on Feb 23, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I know somebody who worked on that. He loved being in New Orleans.

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by Ott on Feb 23, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

What am I missing? With all of the time and money poured into such crappy movies how were people not like," whoa hold on a minute. This is going to be terrible. Perhaps we should take a step back here."

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 6:36 AM PST up reply actions  

holy crap, they made a deep cuts GoT reference on 30 Rock

Xaro Xhoan Daxos

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by Murray, Present on Feb 23, 2012 8:12 PM PST reply actions  

I should watch that

Also, how is that pronounced?

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by El Person on Feb 23, 2012 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, Liz Lemon is a huge nerd

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 23, 2012 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

damn

that is pretty hardcore. he hasn’t even shown up on the show yet.

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by jponry on Feb 23, 2012 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

He can take his ships and GTFO.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 6:34 AM PST up reply actions  

That is a hella deep cut though.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 6:34 AM PST up reply actions  

dead thread is dead or dead sbn is dead?

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 8:58 PM PST reply actions  

I was having problems earlier

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by DFARowand on Feb 23, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah me too, and I noticed some tweets from the sbn tech twitter that things were wonky earlier.

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

SBNation Product ‏ @SBNProductTeam
Network performance should be returning to normal. Thanks for your patience.

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it the attacks again? But they mentioned it was west coast mainly a while ago

by Hyoton on Feb 23, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve no idea. And yes 4 hours or so ago they tweeted:

SBNation Product ‏ @SBNProductTeam
We’re aware of reports of slowness from west coast and Pacific Rim readers. We’re investigating and working to address the issue.

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I live on the East Coast and was having issues as well

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by DFARowand on Feb 23, 2012 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

ESPN or Yahoo! probably has some interns or something that they are paying to DDOS SBN.

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re always having problems.

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by 49er16 on Feb 24, 2012 7:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Deader than a doornail.

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by Bar None on Feb 23, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

yup, Thursdays are the Mr’s bowling nights so …I’m just here….

oh btw the Mr. did find a way to combine all my apps and shit into groups (folders?) and get them all onto one screen. So it can be done. I think I know how to create groups: you just drag stuff into other stuff and it creates a group (or whatever the hell apple calls it).

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

as for moving stuff onto one screen so you don’t have to scroll for days… I’ve no idea what voodoo he did do.

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Thx, i’ll look into that on the Mrs.‘s. How’s stuff going on the 2nd opine?

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by Bar None on Feb 23, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Out of Kaiser won’t see us w/o a Kaiser referral which we haven’t been able to get, and in Kaiser we’re already seeing the top dude in northern california.

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, I’ve heard that OoK is almost impossible. And oddly, different Kaiser groups seem to focus on certain specialties, i.e. Kaiser Oakland is just the nuts about cardiac stuff.

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by Bar None on Feb 23, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

God that must be stressful

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah that’s another reason the Mr. just dropped the whole outside of Kaiser thing. We’ve seen the ct scan and the ultrasound, there’s obviously something there that shouldn’t be.

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

And that’s why you’re going for other opinions, i’m still a little lost over the referral thing, how that goes about, where you need a referral to see another doctor. Much of that stuff with my mom happened behind my back, i didn’t know what was going on.

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I called a couple of Sutter docs who got good reviews and they wouldn’t do a 2nd opinion unless we had a kaiser referral, even if we paid out of pocket for it.

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what a little weird about it – they won;t do it even if you show up with a wheelbarrow of cash. If I had to guess, most be some condition of liability insurance.

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by Bar None on Feb 23, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, Kaiser is just full of fail it seems. God dammit, i’m sorry merope, i really hope that this all works out and they get you that referral

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

we’ve given up on the referral, the surgery is next friday.

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohhhh, ok. Well, like i said below Merope, ask as many questions as possible and the Mr. will be there throughout this entire process for you!

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit

:-(
Best to address it now, ignoring it is not your friend. Gotta say, Mr Merope is a winner – you got a good team thing.

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by Bar None on Feb 23, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Need that when you're going through something like this

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Kripes I’d be in the looney bin without him.

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s what the Mr. keeps telling me: “Gotta take care of it.” It just makes me nuts cuz I feel fine. In seven days I’m going to feel like absolute crap for quite a long time.

And we don’t know what the hell we’re doing. I mean I went in for what I thought was a simple type and cross match blood dealie today… and they took seven freaking vials of blood!!

“Did you know you were mildly anemic?”
“Well considering you took 4 vials like 3 weeks ago and 7 today, that doesn’t surprise me!”

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember, ask all the questions you have about anything to those doctors, even if they’re not great, regardless, ask if you’re concerned, or confused. Better to be informed

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Hear you. They kept telling me 4 – 6 weeks on the colon cancer thing, and that was just WTF!!!!! I feel fine now!!!!!!. It ended up being a lot quicker and easier, but you (and they) just can’t tell until they get to it….

On the other hand, I keep telling my youngest daughter in college to stick with it because you can tough out anything for a few months…. Hang in there.

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by Bar None on Feb 23, 2012 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Right. They will take a small piece of the tumor to path. on the day of the surgery but we have to wait until March 19th for the full path. report.

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

just too much of this going around

just reporting in with a repeat of my sympathies

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks
They are pretty sure it is fibroid [benign] but they can’t tell for sure so they have to take it all out.

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a grinder for sure, but at this rate, the Giants’ reports will provide a large measure of distraction….

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by Bar None on Feb 23, 2012 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m having trouble concentrating on sports right now. It doesn’t hold my interest. I’ve been subbing at a little school up the street, that, and going to the gym 3-4 hours a day helps keep me distracted. dunno what I’m going to do from the 2nd-19th to keep distracted.

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Movies? Books?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve always used physical activity to cope with stress. I’m hoping I can get some really simple exercises from a physical therapist or something. I’ll do 100 thumb curls a day! Can’t do anything that involves core for 4 weeks.

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s something, and i agree, the best way i ever cope with stress is to be doing some physical activity, such as lifting, or even playing golf

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the gym thing is really great. I was already heading down a big exercise bender (New Year’s resolution and all) when I got hit. I think the conditioning really made a big difference.

Your body will dictate the recovery timetable. I tend to just sleep and recover until one day it’s time to get movin’ on.

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by Bar None on Feb 23, 2012 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

We got a treadmill for pretty cheap. Last year’s model, President’s Day Sale and a nice salesman (who got us free delivery and set up) so I will have that once I’m up to it.

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like you’re doing all you can do. I think awareness leads to positive results. My best to you and Mr.!

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by Bar None on Feb 23, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks.

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Sending good thoughts and hopes to you, Merope.

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by Tortured on Feb 23, 2012 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks!

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by Merope on Feb 24, 2012 3:48 AM PST up reply actions  

BLAHHHHHHHHH

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Sticking it to the man.

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by Soulbrother16 on Feb 23, 2012 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

If we're still talking about Braun

Here’s a great post from a Brew Crew Ball commentator exploring possible rationale for the appeal’s success.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Feb 23, 2012 9:11 PM PST reply actions  

The legal beagles squooze all the blood outta that rock already..

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by Bar None on Feb 23, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

From one commentator there
4) The sample got tested, where it came up with the highest levels of testosterone ever measured by MLB. Like, absurdly, almost unnaturally high

Was this reported somewhere?

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by DFARowand on Feb 23, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yah in a weird way this makes me believe him more

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by DFARowand on Feb 23, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh shit guys
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Does that mean it’s baseball season!?!?!?!?!?!??!

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by jctGamer on Feb 23, 2012 9:13 PM PST reply actions  

almost

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

ITS COMING

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

/waits in front of jctGamer's home for tickets

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by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

SOON

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by 49er16 on Feb 24, 2012 7:01 AM PST up reply actions  

grant grant

hey grant hey grant i think i want to do the espn fantasy sports i hear that it’s better is it better i expect you to be honest with me

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 9:16 PM PST reply actions  

were you jumping up and down while you were typing that? You should have been…

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Grant will be honest with me right?

He has no reason to suggest anything other than the finest fantasy baseball website possible.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I cannot see any reason why he wouldn’t direct you to the best site possible. He has nothing to gain from it.

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by Merope on Feb 23, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

reminds me of this

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Feb 23, 2012 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Talking about BBQ on History Channel.

Far as I’m concerned the only meat that can be BBQ’d is goose.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 9:29 PM PST reply actions  

Incorrect

Pheasant

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by speckops on Feb 23, 2012 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Polar bear.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

or dolphin

smoked dolphin is like a steak of pure orgasm

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

alligator

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

This restaurant I booked reservations at for spring training

Might have alligator on the menu.

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by DFARowand on Feb 23, 2012 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Flaming Grill in Sacramento

Serves kangaroo, anaconda, lion, llama, and other.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Order some llama for the next McCoven meet up with Grant.

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by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

LLAMA JERKY!!!!!!

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by Bar None on Feb 23, 2012 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Tried some smoked Alligator jerky, sooooooo good. Worth a try

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Smoke baby seal is where it's really at

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by DFARowand on Feb 23, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

So long as the killing is kosher.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Baby Seal

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 24, 2012 7:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Your goose is cooked

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by Bar None on Feb 23, 2012 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

The History Channel on BBQ

Was BBQ brought here by aliens?!

Wheelin' it big in the outer outfield.

by rightcenterfielder on Feb 23, 2012 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Is such a thing even possible?

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Feb 24, 2012 7:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I hadn't seen that...

That is AWESOME =D

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Feb 24, 2012 7:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Very impressive hair.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Feb 24, 2012 7:25 AM PST up reply actions  

the .gif just about sums it all up

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 24, 2012 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate that channel so much

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 24, 2012 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Is there a more ironically named channel?

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 24, 2012 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

how did it get so screwed up?

It’s not like there’s a shortage of topics to make history docs about.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Feb 24, 2012 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

WW2 channel (with aliens)

by Hyoton on Feb 24, 2012 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s what it was like 5 years ago. It’s gotten worse than that.

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Yusmeiro Petit: dingerz.exe

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Feb 24, 2012 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s the programming like now? I haven’t watched in…oh…5 years

by Hyoton on Feb 24, 2012 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

They’ve started showing more reality programs like Swamp People.

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by 49er16 on Feb 24, 2012 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

The Nostradamus stuff drives me nuts.

“Nostradamus is making a clear and concise statement about the future with this shitty drawing of a bird in a tree.”

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Feb 24, 2012 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

WELL IN THE FUTURE BIRDS MIGHT JUST SIT IN TREES!!!
THEY CAN’T ALL BE RIDING THE VAN ALLEN BELT!
EVER THINK OF THAT, SMART GUY?

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 24, 2012 8:40 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This is beautiful. I might have it stitched onto a sampler.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 24, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Lord, that’s what my mom suggested I do to keep busy… embroidery! My own mother, trying to bore me to death!!! (I don’t fancy losing a needle in bed either)

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 24, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

These shows bring in more viewers than 4 hour documentaries on the fall of the Roman Republic, sadly. Same reason why Bravo and A&E are no longer about culture but about reality shows

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 24, 2012 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe the solution is for people to have to take an IQ test before they are allowed to have cable.

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Yusmeiro Petit: dingerz.exe

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Feb 24, 2012 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

If the real reason is because of ratings, I demand that the History Channel and the Science Channel have a ticker underneath their aliens and pawn shop shows saysing “WE WOULD BE SHOWING YOU ACTUAL HISTORY OR SCIENCE BUT YOU ARE TOO STUPID. THANK YOU FOR VIEWING!”

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 24, 2012 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I think this applies to most channels/shows.

WE WOULD BE SHOWING YOU ACTUAL [good content] BUT YOU ARE TOO STUPID. THANK YOU FOR VIEWING!

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

+1

I really liked the history channel growing up, but the last time I watched (5ish years ago), it was complete crap.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 24, 2012 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I would re-install cable just to watch that ticker.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 24, 2012 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a friend who believes all this stuff and besides the fact she posted photos of a convention that she went to that featured this guy (his hair was a bit more normal in the photo) but she’ll occasionally post “artifacts” that supposedly prove all this is true. Because, you know, it is possible

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 24, 2012 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

ok grant, the app updated

Not sure how you did this
so i will donate
:D

still no fanshots though, which sucks cuz when you front post one i cant see it on the mobile

but at least it seems more stable now

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Feb 23, 2012 10:16 PM PST reply actions  

randal turley 10 bucks

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Feb 23, 2012 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

i really wanted to do the 250 and make you write about dustin mohr

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Feb 23, 2012 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Things

30 Rock: great
Parks and Recreation: great

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 23, 2012 10:21 PM PST reply actions  

Also, I’m not really sure what’s going on, but Aubrey Plaza looks amazing.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 23, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Loved 30 Rock (my girlfriend didn’t) and P&R was….eh. Love the Ron & Leslie stuff but the rest not so much. And Aubrey Plaza looks amazing (better than Annie) but she had a weird episode

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 23, 2012 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

what

How did she not love 30 Rock? That episode was fantastic.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 23, 2012 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think she liked whole thing they did with Leap Day which, admittedly, was very funny but didn’t make me laugh out loud that much. Also, we watched it late on DVR and we’re both pretty tired so there’s that too.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 23, 2012 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Aubrey Plaza is tres hawt.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive father of Enmanuel de Jesus.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.

by bigboneded on Feb 23, 2012 11:00 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

April thanking alcohol was pretty awesome

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Raging since 2009

by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing.

Jake Dunning: converted SS and the next Joe Nathan, except without...you know

by fjm on Feb 23, 2012 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Anybody see the tweet from Aaron Rodgers regarding Ryan Braun? Kind of made Rodgers seem like an asshole in his support of him.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 10:30 PM PST reply actions  

I did not.

Is it worth going and checking out.

Adopted parent of future Giants starting SS Ryan "The Riot" Theriot. Just you wait.
Twitter

by scout6 on Feb 23, 2012 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s just gloating that his buddy’s suspension got overturned.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

black swan time

god help me

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 10:36 PM PST reply actions  

That was a strange movie.

Adopted parent of future Giants starting SS Ryan "The Riot" Theriot. Just you wait.
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by scout6 on Feb 23, 2012 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Its kind of a cool study of descent into madness.

But still very strange.

Adopted parent of future Giants starting SS Ryan "The Riot" Theriot. Just you wait.
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by scout6 on Feb 23, 2012 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I like it so far

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

people feel this kind of stress all the time and yet it is so rarely acknowledged. I like that subtle bravery in people. No one wants to hear about your obsession with success or your certainty of failure, and yet it is there for so many people. They run over it again and again in their minds. Any art that addresses this subject is of interest to me.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure you say that now.

But then there’s a lesbian scene.

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by scout6 on Feb 23, 2012 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

nice

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

cool bedroom natalie

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

If you want, there are several scenes where you can turn off the sound and play the Natalie Portman/Lonely Island song to great hilarity.

Adopted parent of future Giants starting SS Ryan "The Riot" Theriot. Just you wait.
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by scout6 on Feb 23, 2012 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to give Natalie a hug. She looks so stressed out.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

It doesn't get better.

Adopted parent of future Giants starting SS Ryan "The Riot" Theriot. Just you wait.
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by scout6 on Feb 23, 2012 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

jesus, natalie, eat a hamburger

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

or a cake with stuff in it

uh

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

European dance instructors are so intimidating/creepy

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Guy who played him did a good job.

Natalie’s mom was also creepy too.

Adopted parent of future Giants starting SS Ryan "The Riot" Theriot. Just you wait.
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by scout6 on Feb 23, 2012 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

uh

ugh. uh. gross. stop that natalie

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

she's from san francisco you see

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s not how it’s done, natalie

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

well

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

man, what’s mom’s deal anyway

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I think she is supposed to be

“the lives vicariously thru her daughter” mom taken to the amazing extreme.

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by scout6 on Feb 23, 2012 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I fully intend to watch my children as they sleep when I become a parent. It is the only way to maximize their potential.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

ick

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL MASTERBATION

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by scout6 on Feb 23, 2012 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

a lot more of that than I anticipated

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

ARGH

augh. ick.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 11:24 PM PST up reply actions  

She didn’t get that Oscar award just for dancing, ya know

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 23, 2012 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Just wait till you get to demon sex

or something.

Adopted parent of future Giants starting SS Ryan "The Riot" Theriot. Just you wait.
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by scout6 on Feb 23, 2012 11:24 PM PST up reply actions  

shit = about to get real

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 11:32 PM PST up reply actions  

alright, lesbian scene

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 11:38 PM PST up reply actions  

And a darn fine one at that

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 23, 2012 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

It spirals pretty wildly after that.

Adopted parent of future Giants starting SS Ryan "The Riot" Theriot. Just you wait.
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by scout6 on Feb 23, 2012 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

uh

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 11:42 PM PST up reply actions  

oh I get it

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 11:43 PM PST up reply actions  

is this dance guy french or what

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 11:50 PM PST up reply actions  

really good performance out of natalie portman. i really haven’t thought much of her as an actress in other roles

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART TOMAS

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 11:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Tell me when you are at the end.

I have a snappy line as well but it’s kinda spoilers.

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by scout6 on Feb 23, 2012 11:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I sense a climactic scene.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 11:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Where you at?

It’s getting late.

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by scout6 on Feb 24, 2012 12:00 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s the big night.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 24, 2012 12:00 AM PST up reply actions  

So that's how the Black Swan Dies,

With Thunderous Applause.

I know, totally worth the wait.

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by scout6 on Feb 24, 2012 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

brings new meaning to the phrase ‘knock ’em dead’

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 24, 2012 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

or something

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 24, 2012 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea what’s happening right now but it is certainly intense

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 24, 2012 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

oh darren arronofsky

better than off a people’s elbow I guess.

good movie. would have liked to see more actual dancing, but still a good time.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 24, 2012 12:17 AM PST up reply actions  

My google search took me here. Did someone say demon sex?

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by ResDog on Feb 24, 2012 6:58 AM PST up reply actions  

We've got another one, guys!

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 6:59 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Yusmeiro Petit: dingerz.exe

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Feb 24, 2012 7:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I wasn’t into it for Natalie, but I was into it for Mila.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Yusmeiro Petit: dingerz.exe

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Feb 24, 2012 6:09 AM PST up reply actions  

the use of mirrors as a reflection of self is also incredibly interesting.

seriously, count how many times reflections are used.

by ir1shgiant on Feb 23, 2012 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Stomp on your foot,
kick you in the knee,
Yankees suck Go Pats.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive father of Enmanuel de Jesus.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.

by bigboneded on Feb 23, 2012 10:43 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

yes

I loved that.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 23, 2012 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to have to try and find something yellow and blue for next Wednesday.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 23, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking that too. I may dress up as Leap Day William.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive father of Enmanuel de Jesus.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.

by bigboneded on Feb 23, 2012 10:50 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I don’t have a hat in those colors. :(

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 23, 2012 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved every little Leap Day thing they threw into that episode, from the colors to the movie to the song to the parody of “It’s a Wonderful Life” they even threw in

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 23, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m so bored, even I, who hates preseason baseball, is looking forward to preseason baseball.

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by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 11:00 PM PST reply actions  

Figure i’ll just watch Futurama on netflix, or maybe arrested development….

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

If you are a Bay Area sports fan who roots for every team, you’re happy. Every Bay Area team that played today won: Sharks, St. Mary’s, Cal and Stanford (Men and women).

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

This… is very true… and you know what? Warriors won today because they didn’t FAIL, and the Giants won today too, nobody injured!

via Baseball Prospectus: "Perfect World Projection: He could be a star-level starter, but its far from guaranteed." Kyle Crick!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

and watching arrested development turned out to be a great idea

via Baseball Prospectus: "Perfect World Projection: He could be a star-level starter, but its far from guaranteed." Kyle Crick!!!

Raging since 2009

by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 11:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Coco Crisp looks pretty decent with normal hair.

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by Tortured on Feb 23, 2012 11:01 PM PST reply actions  

Which is least likely to be broken

41 wins in a season

or

511 wins in a career?

discuss.

by ir1shgiant on Feb 23, 2012 11:05 PM PST reply actions  

Yes.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive father of Enmanuel de Jesus.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.

by bigboneded on Feb 23, 2012 11:07 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Neither will happen

And it’s a lock.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Neither.

The nature of the game has changed too much.

A pitcher only starts 34-ish games a year.

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by scout6 on Feb 23, 2012 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Or Jamie Moyer gets that robot arm he’s been talking about.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 23, 2012 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

So when Moyer’s great-grandson is pitching in the big leagues, he’s still going?

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by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Ostensibly!

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Feb 23, 2012 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

If a pitcher wins 20 games per season for 20 seasons, he would be 111 wins short.

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by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

but if he goes 34-0 for 20 seasons....

BOOM, 680 WINS!

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by scout6 on Feb 23, 2012 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

QUICK, MOVE JOBA TO THE NL

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by Solidarity on Feb 23, 2012 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

ok

but you could conceivably win 34 games a year for 17 years or so and break it.

41 isnt even possible because nobody makes that many starts in a season.

by ir1shgiant on Feb 23, 2012 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the only way 41 wins in a season happens now is if a reliever enters a game 41 times with the score tied and his team scores the go ahead run AND his team holds the lead for him to get the win.

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by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be hilarious.

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by scout6 on Feb 23, 2012 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

you know... this may happen with the Giants

via Baseball Prospectus: "Perfect World Projection: He could be a star-level starter, but its far from guaranteed." Kyle Crick!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 23, 2012 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

41's not even the record!

Who was that? Jack Chesbro?

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by El Person on Feb 23, 2012 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed

59 or 60 wins, depending on whom you trust.

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by El Person on Feb 23, 2012 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy shitballs.

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by Solidarity on Feb 23, 2012 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

He was Providence’s only pitcher after the other guy jumped to the Union Association.

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by El Person on Feb 23, 2012 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

678 innings?!

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by Solidarity on Feb 23, 2012 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Throwing underhand

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by bigboneded on Feb 23, 2012 11:20 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

lol

Old timey baseball.

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by scout6 on Feb 23, 2012 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

73 starts, 73 complete games.

He had 488 career complete games, but only 309 wins.

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by Solidarity on Feb 23, 2012 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish there was a way to watch oldie baseball

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 23, 2012 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Conan and you both.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 23, 2012 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

League average ERA in the NL was 3.00.

lol

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by Solidarity on Feb 23, 2012 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

i was just debating it with a friend

and he was telling me that MLB network said that it was 41…might have been a cutoff year/era that i am not aware of

by ir1shgiant on Feb 23, 2012 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the 20th century record, I believe.

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by El Person on Feb 23, 2012 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

i've beaten 511 wins for a career in a video game before

so that

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by jponry on Feb 23, 2012 11:24 PM PST up reply actions  

YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF WHAT I DISCUSS

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by ResDog on Feb 24, 2012 7:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Ron Swanson smiling behind Leslie while the Sign-tologist reads the URL

is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

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by bigboneded on Feb 23, 2012 11:13 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

http://www.knope2012.com/imagescmyk/campaign/1239U/09230023/poster/.jpeg

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by El Person on Feb 23, 2012 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice to see they actually put in the work to make the link legit.

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by Natto on Feb 23, 2012 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

It amuses me how malformed that URL is.

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by El Person on Feb 23, 2012 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

The part that bothers me is the .jpeg at the end.

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by Natto on Feb 23, 2012 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

What bugs me is the slash right before that. Why is it there?

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by El Person on Feb 23, 2012 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I know. WHY??

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by Natto on Feb 23, 2012 11:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing that’s some deep deep humor

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by fjm on Feb 23, 2012 11:34 PM PST up reply actions  

From what I gather, at some point in the last year or two, Yahoo’s fantasy baseball thing became better than CBS Sportsline’s fantasy baseball thing solely by giving money to Vox Media.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Feb 23, 2012 11:18 PM PST reply actions  

It actually has improved. Keeper capabilities, auction drafts, separate divisions. I think Yahoo Fantasy Baseball does a great job. I would recommend it to all my friends.

/teethy smile

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by ResDog on Feb 24, 2012 7:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Late Night OT Fodder

Mellow time-lapse footage and piano.

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by Solidarity on Feb 23, 2012 11:50 PM PST reply actions  

my Hulu ads aren’t working. they aren’t going to cut off my Hulu or anything, are they?

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by jponry on Feb 23, 2012 11:52 PM PST reply actions  

Do you have ad-blocking extensions/plugins?

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by Natto on Feb 23, 2012 11:54 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah probably

they didn’t used to block them though

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by jponry on Feb 23, 2012 11:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they changed something recently. I have AdBlock, but it never actually blocked the ads in Hulu until recently. Now I get a message telling me to turn off my ad-blocking software.

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by Natto on Feb 24, 2012 12:11 AM PST up reply actions  

However, when I watch stuff on Drama Fever (which Hulu owns), the ads get blocked, and the video continues to play.

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by Natto on Feb 24, 2012 12:14 AM PST up reply actions  

It shouldn’t matter.

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by El Person on Feb 23, 2012 11:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I am sad Replace Albert With A Cat has not updated since Tuesday.

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by scout6 on Feb 24, 2012 12:08 AM PST reply actions  

El Gato

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by Solidarity on Feb 24, 2012 12:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I got Z from the library on Sunday and it’s been sitting next to the TV since then. I really need to watch it soon.

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by El Person on Feb 24, 2012 12:08 AM PST reply actions  

Is that the on when following the murder of a prominent leftist, an investigator tries to uncover the truth while government officials attempt to cover up their roles?

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 24, 2012 12:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

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by El Person on Feb 24, 2012 12:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Great movie

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Feb 24, 2012 12:31 AM PST up reply actions  

You mean Armin Tanzarian?

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by Solidarity on Feb 24, 2012 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I think I got put in a room with the two biggest night owls on campus. Except me, of course.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 24, 2012 3:50 AM PST reply actions  

lucky you

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by Merope on Feb 24, 2012 3:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah usually

Normally I’m still the last one awake. But I’m trying to sleep now and they’re both still on their computers.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 24, 2012 3:53 AM PST up reply actions  

aauuuuugh

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 24, 2012 4:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Just be happy that your roommate doesn’t do any of the following:

1) Watches children shows for hours on end (Wonder Pets and Blues CLues)

2) Have a 300 pound friend who smells like ass and uses your room as a home base on campus and to play onlince poker for hours on end.

3) Try to have a polyphasic sleep pattern

4) Not dispose of used condoms

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by say hey nation on Feb 24, 2012 6:08 AM PST up reply actions  

That sounds terrible.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 6:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes....

Those things would be bad

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by Badly Browned on Feb 24, 2012 6:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Yikes

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by 49er16 on Feb 24, 2012 7:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Rays manager Joe Maddon said new acquisition Chris Gimenez is “absolutely in the mix, no question,” for playing time at catcher.

Bengie Molina already has some playing time locked up, and Gimenez will compete with Jose Lobaton and Robinson Chirinos for time behind the veteran. It’s possible Gimenez could have an edge based on the fact that he can also play first base and the outfield. No matter who wins the spot behind Molina, the Rays catcher spot looks to be a fantasy wasteland this year.

Two things:

1. I heart Chris Gimenez. A really nice guy in person.

2. Molina was signed by the Rays?!?!!?!?!?!?!?

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by rotorueter on Feb 24, 2012 6:13 AM PST reply actions  

WTF?

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 6:14 AM PST up reply actions  

http://tampabay.rays.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20120223&content_id=26817316&notebook_id=26817328&vkey=notebook_tb&c_id=tb

Apparently it is Jose Molina. Rotoworld sucks.

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by rotorueter on Feb 24, 2012 6:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh ok.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 6:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh good it's once again Tim-Kurkjian-Awkwardly-Commenting-On-Player-Physique Season
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by GiantPain on Feb 24, 2012 6:52 AM PST reply actions  

Thank you for still being an asshole McCourt

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by DFARowand on Feb 24, 2012 6:57 AM PST reply actions  

Wilson's beard looking luxuriant

But when did he start sporting nail polish?

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by tobias on Feb 24, 2012 6:58 AM PST reply actions  

Oh wow
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by DFARowand on Feb 24, 2012 7:04 AM PST reply actions  

Still has braces!

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by 49er16 on Feb 24, 2012 7:06 AM PST up reply actions  

After all, his story isn’t unprecedented given the fact that Brewers bloggers have had a knack for breaking the biggest stories relating to the team over the past year.

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by rotorueter on Feb 24, 2012 7:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m legally obligated to not respond to this.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Feb 24, 2012 7:26 AM PST up reply actions  

That guy was posting on HBT too, the mlblogs guy right?

by Hyoton on Feb 24, 2012 7:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Plushdamentals????

I want to punch that kid in the face.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 24, 2012 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Justin Morneau sounds pretty fatalistic about his career continuing

Sad :(

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by jponry on Feb 24, 2012 7:18 AM PST reply actions  

:(

I wish he could go back to being a Morneau-type player.

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by rotorueter on Feb 24, 2012 7:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I forgot how crazy-well he was hitting in ’10 when he went down :(

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by jponry on Feb 24, 2012 7:21 AM PST up reply actions  

:(

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 7:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Concussions suck

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by 49er16 on Feb 24, 2012 7:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Keep an eye on this

Could be relevant to an eventual Pablo extension:

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Ryan Zimmerman just told us that he is close to a contract extension with the Nationals

Zimmerman’s struggled with injuries kinda like Pablo’s struggled with weight, but they’re probably the two best 3Bs in the National league.

by GiantPain on Feb 24, 2012 7:26 AM PST reply actions  

I think its going to be a huge number

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by DFARowand on Feb 24, 2012 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Washington tends to throw a lot of money around.

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by ResDog on Feb 24, 2012 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Zimmerman is a CAA guy not a Boras guy at least

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by DFARowand on Feb 24, 2012 7:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Like Pablo's jean size AMIRITE?!

Photobucket

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 7:44 AM PST up reply actions  

TORMUND

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by jponry on Feb 24, 2012 7:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Many thanks to you for posting this picture. I don’t know why but I find it hilarious.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 7:49 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s kind of hokey, but I enjoy seeing a player stick with the same team his entire career.

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by xanthan on Feb 24, 2012 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Pablo isn't even a top 5 3rd baseman

The Shredder told me so.

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by 49er16 on Feb 24, 2012 7:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d put him at 5th in the MLB

Longo/Zim/Beltre/Youk would be ahead of him for me.

by GiantPain on Feb 24, 2012 7:33 AM PST up reply actions  

fair

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by jponry on Feb 24, 2012 7:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Youk is damned good, but he seems like he’s entering the ‘always injured’ phase of his career. Only played in 102 games in 2010; 120 games in 2011.

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by xanthan on Feb 24, 2012 7:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I get concerns about Youkilis's health

But I don’t get using them as a reason to put Pablo over Youkilis.

Youkilis played more games than Pablo did last year!

by GiantPain on Feb 24, 2012 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Pablo’s injury seemed kind of freakish, and before last year he’d played a ton of baseball over the past two seasons. And he’s younger. Youkilis’ issues have been largely back and hip problems, which seems way scarier.

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by xanthan on Feb 24, 2012 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had these kinds of discussions with GP, and he seems to treat all injuries equally.

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by rotorueter on Feb 24, 2012 7:41 AM PST up reply actions  

So recurring back problems are just like a broken hamate bone?

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by 49er16 on Feb 24, 2012 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Being fat = being dead

by Hyoton on Feb 24, 2012 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Of course all injuries aren't equal

All I’m saying is the following:

1) Over the past three years, Youkilis has been better than Sandoval
2) While Sandoval’s injuries are less concerning, they are not so much less concerning that they outweigh the fact that Youkilis has been better for longer.
3) After next season, I’d imagine my thoughts will change. But in 2012, I think Youkilis will provide more value than Sandoval.

There. Now you all know all the things I think.

by GiantPain on Feb 24, 2012 7:44 AM PST up reply actions  

The problem I have with #1 is that Youkilis hasn’t been a 3rd basemen for the past 3 years.

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by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 24, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Pablo, like, wasn’t allowed to use one of his hands while hitting for a pretty significant part of last season. That’s not concerning?

by GiantPain on Feb 24, 2012 7:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not a doctor, but breaking a hamate bone and trying to rehab seems less severe than being an older player which back and hip problems.

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by xanthan on Feb 24, 2012 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

The bone is gone. Unless something got completely botched during the surgery (/knocks on wood), it’s a one-time injury in that hand.

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by Solidarity on Feb 24, 2012 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

You seemed certain he wasn’t going to be able to drive the ball last year after the surgery, so you’ll have to excuse me if I take your concern here with a grain of salt.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 24, 2012 7:44 AM PST up reply actions  

How about his defense?

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by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 24, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Youk's health is dicey

I’d take Pablo over him

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by DFARowand on Feb 24, 2012 7:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t have Youk ahead of him. Youk has been getting hurt a lot lately.

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by 49er16 on Feb 24, 2012 7:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey guys, Youk has health issues.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Feb 24, 2012 7:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Really?

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by 49er16 on Feb 24, 2012 7:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. He’s been getting hurt a lot lately.

(This reminds me of the Brawndo has electrolytes scene in Idiocracy.)

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by xanthan on Feb 24, 2012 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

That was on Comedy Central a few weekends ago. I don’t remember having ever heard about it before… It was fucking weird.

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by Solidarity on Feb 24, 2012 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

really?

The great lost Mike Judge movie. Turned out to be okay, in spite of itself.

by wcw on Feb 24, 2012 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I definitely got what it was going for, but it was just so bizarre and left field I had trouble getting settled into it.

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by Solidarity on Feb 24, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s weird, but I usually enjoy his movies. Office Space, well, everyone has seen. I liked Idiocracy. Extract was alright, not terrible, but not great.

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by xanthan on Feb 24, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I think that if I knew what I was sitting down to, I might have enjoyed it more.

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by Solidarity on Feb 24, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

We still talk about “Brawndo”.
Gee hon, that plant looks a little droopy… time for some Brawndo!!

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by Merope on Feb 24, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I definitely got what it was going for,

So you mean you had your eyes open and the TV wasn’t muted.

It was an alright movie, I just had a hard time getting around the fact that the guy who brought us Beavis and Butthead was going to make a movie about people getting dumber.

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by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 24, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m a big fan of that movie.

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by xanthan on Feb 24, 2012 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

For me it has gotten better with each viewing.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Go away, ‘batin’

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 24, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

BUT DOES HE HAVE HERPES?

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by speckops on Feb 24, 2012 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

YOUK IS HURTY WHY WONT ANYONE BRING IT UP!?!?!?!?

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by rotorueter on Feb 24, 2012 7:36 AM PST up reply actions  

SOURCE SAY YOUK HAS A TORN ACL

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by DFARowand on Feb 24, 2012 7:37 AM PST up reply actions  

SOURCE REPORTS GREEK GOD OF WALKS HAS DEFAULTED ON HIS CREDIT

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by rotorueter on Feb 24, 2012 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

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by 49er16 on Feb 24, 2012 7:32 AM PST reply actions  

STOP BUYING CBS SPORTS PRODUCTS AND/OR SERVICES!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 24, 2012 7:50 AM PST reply actions  

Hows tricks?

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by rotorueter on Feb 24, 2012 7:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I left work early yesterday and there was an application outage yesterday afternoon.

I am wading through a bazillion emails of aftermath. That will teach me to take a half day off.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 24, 2012 7:55 AM PST up reply actions  

How annoying.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

ugh

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by rotorueter on Feb 24, 2012 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

EMAILS ARE FUN!

One of our MRI scannesr is down right now and I sent an email out saying so and that the down is unknown.

I got three responses that are all the same:

“Will the scanner be running in time for my schedule slot?”

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by say hey nation on Feb 24, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh hey its supposed to be 73 and sunny here today

And I’m stuck in the office now. Awesome

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by DFARowand on Feb 24, 2012 7:56 AM PST reply actions  

shift-A

What’d I miss? Also, does anyone here know how weird making an offer is in a probate sale?

by wcw on Feb 24, 2012 7:58 AM PST reply actions  

To the whole chain of custody discussion upthread
Sources have told ESPN, FOXSports and Yahoo! Sports that the collector took the specimen to his home in the Milwaukee area and brought it to FedEx on Monday. There is some dispute about whether the collector stored the specimen in his refrigerator or in his basement. Braun’s lawyers reportedly argued that neither the collector’s refrigerator nor his basement was a “cool and secure location” as described in Section IX.E, above. The independent arbitrator, Shyam Das, apparently agreed.

http://mlb.sbnation.com/2012/2/24/2820524/braun-decision-why-ensuring-a-proper-chain-of-custody-matters

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by DFARowand on Feb 24, 2012 8:00 AM PST reply actions  

I can’t get into this all over again. I will just say that I find it interesting that neither Braun nor his lawyers has ever overtly questioned the fact that massive levels of testosterone were found in the urine sample(s). I don’t think there is a plausible explanation for it other than that Braun was taking testosterone. Whether he was taking it under a Doctor’s prescription is not really even relevant. He was taking it. That he is not guilty in the eyes of one arbitrator is not relevant to me.

by capn on Feb 24, 2012 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Two arbitrators

Court of public opinion wants to see some dingers.

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by ResDog on Feb 24, 2012 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Dingers!

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by Solidarity on Feb 24, 2012 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Often when arguing a case

You pick a strategy that gives u the best chance to win.

If i’m innocent of murder, I don’t need my attorneys to argue why I wasn’t there that night, why I had not motive, blah blah, if I have a better argument that the police obtained evidence illegally I’d use that every time.

Given MLB’s no excuse policy it makes tons of sense to go after something procedurally.

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by DFARowand on Feb 24, 2012 8:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Plus with the chain of evidence defense they can just say they don’t even trust that the sample is correct (or even his).

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

they never said that

by capn on Feb 24, 2012 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Braun’s lawyers reportedly argued that neither the collector’s refrigerator nor his basement was a "cool and secure location" as described in Section IX.E, above.

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by ResDog on Feb 24, 2012 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

that is a procedural argument. they never argued that the seal was broken or that there was ever any evidence the sample was tampered with because it was not.

by capn on Feb 24, 2012 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

If they think that this break in procedure is the cause

They should investigate the collector because it appears that they are saying that the sample was tampered with.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 24, 2012 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

they never said it was tampered with. it was not tampered with. the seals that Braun himself witnessed being put on the samples were in tact.

by capn on Feb 24, 2012 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope, they are not saying that

Because they know they were not tampered with. However, all of the people spinning this like Braun is somehow vindicated or that he has been wrongly accused are lying to themselves.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 24, 2012 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

They may also be misinformed.

by capn on Feb 24, 2012 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Why do procedures exists?

To maintain the viability of the sample.

Procedures weren’t followed. The sample is no longer viable.

So you ignore the numerous other clean tests?

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by DFARowand on Feb 24, 2012 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

He reportedly took another test something like 24 hours later that was within the legal limit for testosterone.

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by Solidarity on Feb 24, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was a few weeks later—there’s no reason that he would’ve taken another test that quickly unless he already knew that he was going to test positive or he had been informed of his positive result

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by speckops on Feb 24, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Doing a quick looksie, the second test was in fact at his request after being told he tested positive. So 24 hours was an overstatement on my part; I misremembered.

However, it was reported that the first test had (I think) the highest levels of testosterone ever recorded by the league in a random test. So the discrepancy is of interest. I am guessing Braun will bring this up going forward as he tries to clear his name.

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by Solidarity on Feb 24, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

However, it was reported that the first test had (I think) the highest levels of testosterone ever recorded by the league in a random test.

Probably because most people who do get caught are taking other things to help suppress the levels of testosterone.

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by speckops on Feb 24, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

And beyond that: did it have the highest levels of T, or the highest recorded T:E ratio?

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by speckops on Feb 24, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t remember the T:E ratio being specifically mentioned, so I am guessing the former, but I’ll put an big, fat, obvious “hearsay” stamp on that.

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by Solidarity on Feb 24, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

You probably don’t remember hearing it mentioned because the average reporter doesn’t realize there’s a difference.

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by speckops on Feb 24, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Hence the hearsay disclaimer.

I might be misremembering, or the reporter who wrote the story I read probably doesn’t understand the distinction or outright got the facts wrong.

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by Solidarity on Feb 24, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, not a knock on you. I just wish the writers out there had slightly more nuanced viewpoints.

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by speckops on Feb 24, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

laaaaaaaaaaawl

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by Solidarity on Feb 24, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

It was the T:E ratio
Once at the lab, which is usually the WADA-certified lab in Montreal, the sample would be separated into “A” and B" samples. The “A” sample would undergo a full spectrum of tests, which would include one that looks at the ratio of two substances, testosterone and epitestosterone. The “T/E” ratio in most men is 1:1, but it has been shown that this ratio fluctuates wildly. Controlled studies have been shown that the ratio can go as high as 10:1 in men that have taken no exogenous (non-natural) testosterone. Any test above 4:1 triggers a second, more comprehensive test. At this stage, it is not considered a positive result. The ratio test is merely a trigger.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/writers/will_carroll/12/10/braun-positive-test/index.html

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by CalBear949 on Feb 24, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Right, I know it’s the T:E ratio that triggers the positive result; just not sure if they also attempted to quantify the testosterone levels at some later point.

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by speckops on Feb 24, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Court of public opinion is often misinformed.

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by ResDog on Feb 24, 2012 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if Nancy Grace is going to cover this story.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

DUKE LACROSSE STOLE THE SAMPLE

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by DFARowand on Feb 24, 2012 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

His refrigerator is actually a sauna!

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by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 24, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Do they even have to? If the chain is breached one can infer all kinds of issues with the sample.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

you all are speaking like lawyers. I get it. I understand why the suspension was overturned and I am fine with that. The policy did not adequately address how to handle samples at unusual times like late at night or on a weekend.

by capn on Feb 24, 2012 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

So what's the problem? You want to know if he actually took steroids?

I’d say he did but it’ll never be proven I’m sure.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

That is the problem. The proof exists. I hate that the whole thing gets blown up over a trivial procedural detail.

by capn on Feb 24, 2012 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

IT'S NOT TRIVIAL

Procedures are there for a reason.

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by DFARowand on Feb 24, 2012 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I like it.

If the players have to be subjected to the tests then MLB (and whomever they hire to assist) should have to follow the agreed guidelines.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

And you've failed to address the point I made above

Say there is an innocent reason why the test came out like it did. A medication or something like that. However, under MLB’s policy that doesn’t matter and Braun would be suspended even though it’s bullshit.

However, the strategy they chose was this one because they felt it gave them best chance to win.

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by DFARowand on Feb 24, 2012 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

He needs to get a TUE in that case…

by Hyoton on Feb 24, 2012 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry- did not mean to ignore. I have been pretty busy here in the hospital. I guess I don’t see how MLB wins by Braun being suspended. The way I see it one of their star young players on a small market team (who happens to be Jewish and also happens to play on the team the current commissioner used to own) was exonerated (or at least he was freed from any further punishment). I am actually very heartened by the fact that MLB pursued this and reacted the way they did at the result. I am sorry the information was leaked and clearly the policy needs to be fixed (in terms of how to handle sample collection at off hours).

by capn on Feb 24, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

The issue is not the chain of custody

It was under the collector’s control (for purpose of CoC) the whole time. CoC does not demand total physical control, or using a delivery service like FedEx would be impossible.

Bizarrely Thurm’s article identifies the correct potentially violated requirement – “cool and secure” – but keeps confusing this with CoC. The requirements are separate and the JDA (in fact, the portions she quotes) makes this very clear.

I also think the “cool and secure” wasn’t violated, but in any event.

by Hyoton on Feb 24, 2012 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup.

It really boils down to this: there is a legal argument that dictates he should get off. There is no such scientific argument.

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by speckops on Feb 24, 2012 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Hah.

As if science has ever been worthy of concern by Major League Baseball or its affiliates.

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by Solidarity on Feb 24, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Of course not. But I think these 300 comment threads basically boil down to: capn, as a scientist, is looking at it from that perspective. DFARowand is not approaching it from a similar angle. I think any reasonable person approaching it from just one angle is going to disagree with the other position.

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by speckops on Feb 24, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I’m mostly taking a jab at the Hall of Fame voters for being a bunch of fuckwits.

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by Solidarity on Feb 24, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I disagree.

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by ResDog on Feb 24, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm just really using the temperature as an example

I doubt we have ALL the info. I just using temperature to illustrate that when procedures aren’t followed the viability of evidence comes into question. I don’t consider evidentiary guidelines a bullshit “technicality”

I don’t know if he is innocent or guilty. I know the arbiter made a proper decision though.

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by DFARowand on Feb 24, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know how you “know” that the arbiter made a proper decision. You can think that, but it remains opinion (as far as I am concerned).

by capn on Feb 24, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Merope on Feb 24, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree

especially about the “cool and secure” part. It’s not like the Fedex facility is “secure and cool”

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by CalBear949 on Feb 24, 2012 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think it particularly matters in the case of T:E ratio.

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by speckops on Feb 24, 2012 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree with this as well

but I was just speaking to Hyoton’s point about chain of custody.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 24, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it goes to the legal part of it; the requirement is for the collector to put it in a “cool and secure” (i.e. regardless of the effect on the sample). I should note that the JDA does not define “cool” and that this is nowhere near “appropriate temperature” (there is no requirement for the collector to try and maintain such)

by Hyoton on Feb 24, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m curious to see if the MLB lawyers actual brought an expert to talk about the lack of effect.

They should have went to the guy’s basement and taken the temps.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 24, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

If it was in his fridge, the temperature was going to be 4˚ C ± 2˚ C. The difference is really negligible.

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by speckops on Feb 24, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Especially since it’s in Wisconsin in October.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 24, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I mean, I think a fridge is going to have the same temperature just about everywhere. That’s why they were invented.

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by speckops on Feb 24, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

But that is the crux of the controversy here. Assuming he was guilty as sin, if protocol was not followed to the letter, and the pivotal piece of evidence had a potential for tampering, he had to be aquitted. The same works in real world law. If chain of custody of a vital piece of evidence in a crime against an obviously guilty person is screwed up, it cannot be used against them. Additionally, while we all assume that him not arguing about the levels of testosterone makes him guilty, that’s not, in fact, a set in stone fact.

I guess the best way to look at it is: if you or someone you loved was accused of a crime and protocol was not handled 100% correctly, would you not protest it?

by Random Giants Fan on Feb 24, 2012 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Look, my cousin punched a NYPD officer square in the face and got off because the officer didn’t identify himself properly, but that doesn’t mean he didn’t punch the officer square in the face.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 24, 2012 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Yah I think this situation isn't quite as black and white

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by DFARowand on Feb 24, 2012 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

It really is.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 24, 2012 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh it is?

What was the source of the elevated testosterone?

How did it get into Braun’s system?

Where was the sample stored by the Courier?

What happens to samples if they aren’t stored at the proper temperature?

What temperature does the sample need to be stored at?

Who had access to the sample at random dude’s house?

How did Braun have so many clean tests but then one test that was “the highest level of testosterone ever measured by MLB?”

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by DFARowand on Feb 24, 2012 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you implying that it was tampered with?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 24, 2012 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea because proper procedures werent followed

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by DFARowand on Feb 24, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, then he shouldn’t be treated as if he was clean. You said yourself, we don’t know.

Also

What happens to samples if they aren’t stored at the proper temperature?

This isn’t a mystery. I am sure that in the long history of urine testing, samples have been previously stored at sub-optimum temperatures.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 24, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

As a scientist (not jokingly using this), my guess is very little.

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by speckops on Feb 24, 2012 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Like, looking at testosterone and epitestosterone’s structures, they look pretty darn stable to me.

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by speckops on Feb 24, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Why do they require samples to be at a cool temperature? Not a science person at all so I’m genuinely interested.

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by DFARowand on Feb 24, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing it’s just a precaution that provides consistency so players can’t argue that their test was affected when some jackass leaves it in their car when it’s 115 degrees outside or something.

Even if there is little impact, it serves as a control.

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by Solidarity on Feb 24, 2012 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I think that’s right.

The only thing I see that’s vaguely possible to breakdown in epitestosterone is the lone double bond, and it is activated to a degree since it’s next to a ketone, but I doubt that gets oxidized very quickly in a sealed urine sample.

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by speckops on Feb 24, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Ketones and double bonds!!!!

I haven’t heard those words since O-Chem in college!

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by CalBear949 on Feb 24, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I want to hug you right now….

by capn on Feb 24, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless the guy’s basement is a furnace…it’s fine.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 24, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't know for sure that he is clean

But I assume everyone who is arguing that he got off on a “technicality” believes he’s guilty

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by DFARowand on Feb 24, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

It is a technicality…he got off so he can claim what he wants.

It’s much more damning that what people indict Bonds and Bagwell with.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 24, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I believe he’s not guilty as defined under the law, but I know so little of the details of the case that I won’t pretend like he’s innocent.

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by Solidarity on Feb 24, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh yah I'm not out here saying I'm certain he's 100% innocent

I just find it ridiculous that people look at the info out there and go: “Bullshit technicality, he’s guilty.”

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by DFARowand on Feb 24, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I think that is where the communication breakdown is happening, but that could be just me.

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by Solidarity on Feb 24, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish there was more information and I also wish he would tell us why the levels were so high. I imagine he has an explanation.

by capn on Feb 24, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t matter.
Don’t know, don’t care.
Part of the legal defense, which is a valid defense but does not mean the testosterone wasn’t present.
Testosterone is not created by warm storage conditions.
Are you asking me to believe someone broke in and substituted a dirty test, perfectly duplicating the seals and so forth?
This is silly Just silly. I HAVE 42 CLEAN COCAINE TESTS AND THAT MEANS THE ONE I DIDN’T PASS MUST BE INVALID.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 24, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

OK, you guys, I did it. I sprinkled testosterone in the sample. I thought it would be funny.

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by xanthan on Feb 24, 2012 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

How in the world did you get 42 clean cocaine tests?

by Hyoton on Feb 24, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Luck, mostly.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 24, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

How can I argue with dont know/dont care?

Apparently all positive tests are created equal in your eyes. Circumstances be damned.

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by DFARowand on Feb 24, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes. I’m really only interested in the fact of elevated testosterone levels and not in the specifics of how he managed to elevate them.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 24, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

But there was a failing on the part of the MLB system. Collectors should have access to a locked refrigeration system that monitors and records the temperature.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Feb 24, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t look at #36.

by wcw on Feb 24, 2012 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

count by team
San Diego Padres	9
StL Cardinals	8
Toronto Blue Jays	8
Oakland Athletics	7
Boston Red Sox	6

SF Gigantes	2

by wcw on Feb 24, 2012 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

weighted count, lambda 0.98
Seattle Mariners	8
StL Cardinals	7
Oakland Athletics	7
Toronto Blue Jays	7
San Diego Padres	7

SF Gigantes	1

by wcw on Feb 24, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

43) Gary Brown, OF, San Francisco Giants
117) Joe Panik, INF, San Francisco Giants

36) Zack Wheeler, RHP, New York Mets

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Feb 24, 2012 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

is it pronounced

Ju-rick-son
or
Hu-rick-son?

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by jponry on Feb 24, 2012 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

No idea

But I’m hoping the former. Jerr ick son would be how I want it pronounced.

by GiantPain on Feb 24, 2012 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

For some reason, I thought he was from the DR, but apparently he’s from Curacao… so I guess he’s more likely a Papiamento or Dutch native speaker than Spanish.

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by jponry on Feb 24, 2012 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Regardless

I wish we had one :(

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by jponry on Feb 24, 2012 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

THIS

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by DFARowand on Feb 24, 2012 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Panik!

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by NuschlerFace on Feb 24, 2012 8:10 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

No Joseph?

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 8:10 AM PST up reply actions  

THE LIST IS CRAP THEN!

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by 49er16 on Feb 24, 2012 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

SICKLES HATES TEH GIANST!

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Sickles?

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Feb 24, 2012 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Sickels' list is definitely... anemic.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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by Solidarity on Feb 24, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Would you rather have Trout, Moore, or Harper? I’d take Trout but I think I’m in the minority.

by Evan on Feb 24, 2012 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I might go Trout

you get plus defense and baserunning in addition to the bat, and he’s performed at higher levels at similar ages to Harper.

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by jponry on Feb 24, 2012 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Trout

Less of an asshole than Harper.

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by 49er16 on Feb 24, 2012 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Harper

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by DFARowand on Feb 24, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I know next to nothing about either one but I’m inclined to take the guy without the Ultimate Warrior face paint.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Trout, I think.

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by xanthan on Feb 24, 2012 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Trout. Harper is going to produce about 20 runs on offense more than Trout to make up for the difference in their defensive skills, and that’s a pretty big difference.

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by speckops on Feb 24, 2012 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

“going to have to produce,” you mean? That might be a little high, unless Harper is already a clankmitt.

Thinking about comps, I settled on Bernie Williams and Albert Belle. It’s not perfect, but … Belle was one of the great hitters of our time, but if it’s say 1993 and you’re drafting for the decade ahead, I think everyone would take Bernie.

by Evan on Feb 24, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, going to have to produce. Harper is going to be in a corner, which means he’s already starting at 10. He might be a +5 defender relative to average, but I have no trouble believing that Trout is a +10 defender in CF-perhaps even more, given the scouting reports about his speed and fielding. I thinka 15-20 run gap is at least plausible.

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by speckops on Feb 24, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Stupid strikethrough.

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by speckops on Feb 24, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Here’s my point, guys [REDACTED].

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by xanthan on Feb 24, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

/presses xanthan's restart button

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by speckops on Feb 24, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL
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Manny just asked if I was the video coordinator…our relationship can only go up from here.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 8:26 AM PST reply actions  

Anyone know about Chicago public transport? I’m going to be here and I’m looking into possibly taking a train into the city. Either that or renting a car (but I’m not sure it would do me any better with traffic).

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 8:29 AM PST reply actions  

That’s basically O’Hare. Why not take the hotel shuttle to the airport and take the Blue Line in?

I wouldn’t rent a car to go into the city, fwiw.

by wcw on Feb 24, 2012 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Good info, thanks!

Never thought about going back through the airport. That may be the best way too because the trip planner dealie is telling me to go 4 miles from my hotel to catch the nearest train.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Someone just broke into my friend's mobile home, while my brother was there.

He heard this loud as sound in the back and ran back there and it was this guy that yelled “Sorry, but I really have to take a shit” and my friend, being the cool guy that he is, just kind of sat there in shock while this guy used the bathroom. And from the text I just got they’re actually hanging out in the living room and he said the guy is actually pretty cool.

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by operation carrot on Feb 24, 2012 8:32 AM PST reply actions  

I don’t think I would forgive the choice of a breakin over a knock on the door.

by wcw on Feb 24, 2012 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Did he get a sample?

by Hyoton on Feb 24, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

They catch me poopin’
They hatin’

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 24, 2012 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

They will be lifelong friends.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

The offense is in the best shape of its life!
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Enjoyed Aubrey Huff on M&M: “On paper, coming into spring, this is best #SFGiants offense we’ve had: speed, youth, a little power, too.”

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by DFARowand on Feb 24, 2012 8:33 AM PST reply actions  

lulz

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 24, 2012 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Youth!

Projected starting lineup with age

C: Posey (25)
1B: Huff (35)
2B: Sanchez (34)
SS: Crawford (25) [Theriot (32)]
3B: Sandoval (25)
LF: Melky (27)
CF: Pagan (30)
RF: Schierholtz (28)

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by xanthan on Feb 24, 2012 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

For the Giants, that’s pretty young.

by Evan on Feb 24, 2012 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I miss the all 40-year-old OF.

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by xanthan on Feb 24, 2012 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

It does feel unusual.

by wcw on Feb 24, 2012 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Theriot is only 32??

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by speckops on Feb 24, 2012 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I kind of feel like Nate should be pushing 34 by now.

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by xanthan on Feb 24, 2012 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Hairist.

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by Solidarity on Feb 24, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL BALD GUYS!

I think I’m going bald, too.

/compensates with abz

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by xanthan on Feb 24, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup

A lot of December birthdays on that lineup.

Huff, Sanchez, Theriot

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by CalBear949 on Feb 24, 2012 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not really sure any of those things is actually true either.

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by speckops on Feb 24, 2012 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

A little speed, some youth, a little bit of power.

The Giants offense is Jeff Francouer.

by GiantPain on Feb 24, 2012 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Jeff Francoeur last year would’ve been pretty awesome to have

Going forward, not so much

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by speckops on Feb 24, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re gonna hate me for it, but I like Francouer. Seems like a nice, friendly guy.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 24, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll never forget that time he struck out three times but it was actually once.

by Hyoton on Feb 24, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

BEST SHAPE OF HIS LIFE

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by 49er16 on Feb 24, 2012 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Pilates’d

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by xanthan on Feb 24, 2012 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

to be fair huff hasnt seen many great hitting giants teams

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by operation carrot on Feb 24, 2012 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

What do you mean “we” kemosabe?

by Hyoton on Feb 24, 2012 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

very little

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by Merope on Feb 24, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I hear Tommy Lasorda uses ESPN for his fantasy league.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Feb 24, 2012 8:38 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Today's Weather

A massive snowstorm is in progress in the Great Lakes region and upper Northeast today. A strong low over northern Ohio is the culprit. Winter storm advisories and warnings blanket areas from Michigan to northern Maine. Six to nine inches of snow are forecast for Michigan’s lower peninsula, 8 to 12 inches in the Adirondacks, and 7 to 11 inches in northern New England. Rain is expected in the warmer areas along the Atlantic coast.

That same low is responsible for severe weather last night in parts of the Deep South, and will jumpstart more severe thunderstorms today from the Potomac River south to the panhandle of Florida. Tornado watches have been posted for a crescent-shaped region from coastal Alabama through Georgia, the Carolinas and into Virginia. Damaging winds, large hail and tornadoes are likely in those locations.

The weather is much more placid in the West today. A warm spell continues, as most places west of the Rockies will see highs this afternoon ten to twenty degrees above average for late February. Most of California will be sittin’ pretty, with highs in the 60s and 70s. Things will be a bit cooler across Texas and Oklahoma, but still sunny. Nice weather all around.

The exception is the Pacific Northwest, where locally heavy snow is forecast in parts of Washington and Idaho. Rain along the Cascades.

Our pick city today is Washington, D.C., Denard Span’s hometown. Showers and thunderstorms. High near 72.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 24, 2012 8:45 AM PST reply actions   2 recs

It’s always northern Ohio’s fault.

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by speckops on Feb 24, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Also Manny Burriss’ hometown!

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by speckops on Feb 24, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

it's pretty warm already today

my dog is sprawled out on two cushions of the couch

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by jponry on Feb 24, 2012 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

proof

he usually doesn’t go into this mode until at least noon

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by jponry on Feb 24, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I love it! My late dog loved taking naps in sunshine. She’d find the nearest shaft of light and curl up there. She had a sixth sense for it.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 24, 2012 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Buster cannot be stopped

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 24, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Hello?
Mother Nature?
You do realize it’s February right?
Why is there a MOSQUITO flying around in my living room?
Please consult your calendar and make the necessary corrections.
TYVM

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by Merope on Feb 24, 2012 8:46 AM PST reply actions  

They’re already filling up my jogging trail. Cool down Mother Earth!

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by ResDog on Feb 24, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m happy to report the mosquito is no longer flying around the living room, the mosquito however is not quite so happy.

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by Merope on Feb 24, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Did he go out with a smile on his face?

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by ResDog on Feb 24, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m told he had a smashing good time.

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by Merope on Feb 24, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll trade you mosquitos for snow!

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by jhiat00 on Feb 24, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh don’t worry, this is going to become a Crawford type thing I feel.

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by speckops on Feb 24, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

If the Giants got him it would have costed five—-wait, wrong one.

by Hyoton on Feb 24, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

If the Giants signed him

His T levels would have been 3 times as high!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 24, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

If an Asian girl liked me it would’ve cost twice as much as my chest hair, well, that game sucked. #memeyourself

by Every6thDay on Feb 24, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I read this as
If an Asian girl like me…

totally confused me and clarified things at the same time.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 24, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

don't get chopped guys

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2012/2/24/2821657/sfg-live-on-sf-giants-com#comments

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by jctGamer on Feb 24, 2012 9:03 AM PST reply actions  

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