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Spring!

From 1997 through 2004, the Giants contended every year. There used to be a beautifully annoying stat that people kept on how many meaningless games the Giants played in the Brian Sabean Era, and they weren't just talking about Giants/A's games.

In 2005, Barry Bonds broke. That was not supposed to happen. Apparently Mrs. Bonds held him by the knee when she dipped him into the River Styx, possibly because she was distracted by the amazing groove of "Renegade." Bonds missed all but a couple of weeks of the season. The Giants replaced him with Pedro Feliz. Mistakes were made. The streak of contending seasons was over (though there was some September silliness in an awful division, but that doesn't count).

Before the 2006 season, then, there was hope in the spring. Everything was as it should be, and Bonds was going to lead the offense again. In retrospect, it seems silly that reasonable people expected that. Bonds was a year older, and there was a rubber band and some old chewing gum where there once was a ligament. It was sort of insane to hope a 41-year-old player could come back from a serious injury like that at anything close to 100 percent.

Even more insane: Bonds was awesome. He wasn't as good, but neither was anyone else. He had a .454 OBP and 26 home runs -- no Giants player has hit more homers in a single season since. Well, Bonds hit 28 the next year, but other than that….

It was so crazy that it just might have worked. And it did. And the Giants were still terrible. But that's not the point.

This keeps popping into my head when it comes to Buster Posey's return. Hear me out. The 2006 Giants were something of an abomination. There was Shea Hillenbrand. There was the beginning of Noah Lowry's end. There was Mike Stanton, closer. It wasn't good times. I'm not suggesting that the 2012 Giants will be as bad -- or come anywhere close to being as bad -- as the 2006 Giants. But when I read this:

Star-divide

Buster Posey virtually brought batting practice to a halt with a long, towering homer into a tree beyond the LF barrier. He just hit another

… it brings me back to the hope that I had with Bonds before the 2006 season. It was unrealistic to hope a 41-year-old player could recover as well as he did. It's unrealistic to hope that a catcher can bounce back from a serious leg injury without any complications or ill effects. I don't care. When I read that tweet about Posey hitting a long, towering home run, it was the first time spring training felt real to me, with all the hope it offers, unrealistic or otherwise. The other stuff -- Player reports early, player throws off flat ground, player gives interview filled with platitudes and clichés -- doesn't make me fell like baseball's coming.

Posey hitting dingers deep into the Arizona horizon makes me feel like baseball is coming. And it makes me think good thoughts about the Giants, even if there's a very logical case to be made that Posey's first season back will be more Jason Kendall, 2001 rather than Jason Kendall, 2000.

That pesky 2006/2012 Giants comparison isn't especially useful. They share the story of a star coming back from a serious injury. Other than that, they're two different teams, especially with regards to the pitching staff. The path the 2012 Giants take will be up to them. Can Brandon Crawford hit as well as a 39-year-old Omar Vizquel? We can hope.

Spring has sproinged. Didn't feel like it until news broke of Buster Posey's first batting-practice homer. And that reminds me of the last time there was this much anticipation over a star's return. The last time turned out just fine on an individual level, but it was awful on a team level.

We still have a a few months to figure out if the Giants' offseason rely-on-Buster-to-fix-everything strategy is a successful one. In the meantime, I'll pretend it was successful, and that we already know this because Buster Posey is hitting dingers, everyone. Buster Posey is back, and he's hitting dingers.

Spring!

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

…And You Can Wave It Bye-Bye!

by iHateBochy on Feb 22, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

…And the Giants are in the WIN column.

by iHateBochy on Feb 22, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I always had the feeling that the other guys were never really fond of Joe Angel

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you have co-workers who suck at their job?

It’s like that!

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

He and Jon had been paired together in Baltimore.

I think Jon probably liked him OK, but I doubt he thought he was very good.

by capn on Feb 22, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Joe seems like a good guy but he’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 22, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember him working with Lon Simmons doing Giants games.

They seemed to have a lot of fun in the booth, but then who wouldn’t have fun with Lon?

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by mrs. owlcroft on Feb 22, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Adios, pelota!

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants now up 1-0 and Cain will be going to up his record to 3-27

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

If he hits 31 home runs

In 36 starts, then he’ll be 31-0. The other 5 will be called at 0-0 in the 25th inning due to exhaustion of the other team.

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Feb 22, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Winter couldn't be any further away, nerds.

Baseball time.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 2:50 PM PST reply actions  

I hate Spring

Because that means 100 degree days are around the corner.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 2:50 PM PST reply actions  

LOL Whereveryoulive

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by son of ggf on Feb 22, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

At least it’s not humid here.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Put me in Coach, I'm ready to play

Ah, spring is coming.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Feb 22, 2012 2:53 PM PST reply actions  

Spring is here, spring is here

Life is skittles and life is beer

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by Electric on Feb 22, 2012 2:53 PM PST reply actions  

I assure you, sir

that such a thing does not exist.

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by troymccluresf on Feb 22, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuMLpdnOjY

Not skittlebrau!

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by Electric on Feb 22, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

This was my first thought too.

It’s a swirling pop culture garbage patch up there.

by Monkeyking42 on Feb 22, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the loveliest time of the year is the...

Oh man, you spoiled it.

"Your curses do not compare to those of Houston fans or Detroit fans, and especially not to those of fans from the northside of Chicago. You are not Hamlet. You are Valerie Bertinelli. Your victim act is schlocky, and totally unconvincing. You fancy yourself tormented. You are merely insecure."
-- Scott Burton to Red Sox fans, 6/12/02
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by achiappanza on Feb 22, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

clearly this year Buster will hit

.333/.427/.542 with 25 HR.

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 2:54 PM PST reply actions  

and 45 doubles.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

And bring world peace

and dollar beer, and make all the children above average, and …….

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Feb 22, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

wait…who will Cain save then?

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

The puppies

and kittens

isitspringtrainingyet.com
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by imstillhungry95 on Feb 22, 2012 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

doesn’t he play for the Lakers?

by capn on Feb 22, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

BRING
IT
ON

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by son of ggf on Feb 22, 2012 2:54 PM PST reply actions  

Terrible Movie

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

but

Eliza Dushku!

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

only reason i like watching “The New Guy”

by KnightOfCydonia on Feb 22, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

True

You would think it would be pretty hard to mess up a cheeleader movie with Eliza Dushku and Gabrielle Union, but they managed it.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know…it is what it is. A teenage movie about cheerleading.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

IT’S
ALREADY
BEEN
BROUGHTED

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by troymccluresf on Feb 22, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

____

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU
MEAN
BROUGHTEN

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by son of ggf on Feb 22, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Second-most underrated comedy of all time.

by wcw on Feb 22, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

First?

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Ski School II. I don’t think anyone has heard of it, it is mildly entertaining and contains a solitary, amazing scene.

by wcw on Feb 22, 2012 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I vaguely remember these movies. At least one of them. When your lead actor is best known as Chain Saw from Summer School, you are fighting an uphill battle.

Now Summer School is underrated.

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Directed by Carl Reiner, which makes it rated more highly than SS2. But it’s a nice one.

Full disclosure: I love Carl Reiner.

by wcw on Feb 22, 2012 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Dead Mean Dont Wear Plaid, The Jerk, Man with Two Brains, All of Me…. yeah!

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

He was aces in that TV special he did with Carol Burnett that year.

by wcw on Feb 22, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Sugar and Spice was way better.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Feb 22, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Spring has sproinged.

Beautiful

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 2:55 PM PST reply actions  

Steak: rare
Hot Dogs/Sausages: no ketchup or mayo…ever
Fries: ketchup or gravy
Pie: Not cake
Women: Crazy

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Feb 22, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe worst reply fail ever. WTF!

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by bigboneded on Feb 22, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Bigboneded: Replyfail

by Hyoton on Feb 22, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea what you’re talking about, but I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter.

by Monkeyking42 on Feb 22, 2012 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m with you on the crazy women. And Mayo only belongs on white bread sandos the day after Thanksgiving. And the rare steak. I do throw ketchup on dogs though. And I won’t pick sides with this cake and pie brew up.

by shankbone on Feb 22, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually I agree with all of this. By “Pie: Not cake” you mean that pie is bad because it’s not cake, right

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

?

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

They are both bad because I have neither.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Me and you, ResDog.

Me and you.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

This reminds me of that scene in Bull Durham.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 6:06 AM PST up reply actions  

i had no idea that was even a word

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

The jig is up.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 2:57 PM PST reply actions  

Grant’s reign of terror is over?

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s finally ran out of booze. Someone storm the castle while he’s out at the market!

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Take your time.

He still has to panhandle the cash.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

He has a sign that says

“Will Make Cultural References for Food”

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Grant's Hobo Sign

“Caddyshack References: $0.01”
“Red Dawn References: $0.05”
“Game of Throne References: $0.10”
“Gremlins References: $0.25”
“References to Delorean’s Band: $0.50*”
“Snort Like a Pig: $1.00”

*$0.25 if Delorean.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t understand how Red Dawn only got 6 of 10 on imdb.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Because Grant only got one vote.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I tried watching it for the first time a month or so ago and found it laughable. I think growing up in a post-Cold War era makes it hard to relate to.

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 22, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

The Cold War was awesome

Duck And Cover drills in case we get nuked!

I bet the guy who wrote the last Indiana Jones movie was a Cold War kid. Once you hear that ducking under your desk can save you from a nuclear blast, the whole fridge things seems plausible.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it was the old War of the Worlds movie where they set off a nuclear bomb several hundred yards away from the sandbagged bunker they were all sitting in.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

the Tom Cruise War of the World

was pretty good.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

The news is out

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

the closet is outed

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Autocorrect messed up your lyrics something bad.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah

that’s all me…on the computer

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

They finally found me.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

The renegade who had it made

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 22, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Retrieved for a bounty.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I know this song from having listened to it on vinyl, but it’s all right because I was 12, it was the ‘70s, and I DIDN’T KNOW ANY BETTER.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 22, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I learned it from its use in an awesome episode of Supernatural

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 22, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, nice. I just caught up.

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by troymccluresf on Feb 22, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember one day sitting down with a lyrics page to learn it by heart.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Just some dates:

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 2:57 PM PST reply actions  

Saturday, March 3 vs. Arizona 12:05 PM KNBR 680
Monday, March 5 vs. Milwaukee 6:35 PM CSN-BA MLB.com
Saturday, April 7 @Arizona 1:10 PM FOX

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I have the ST schedule on my wall at work.

Looking forward to those KNBR afternoons.

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by troymccluresf on Feb 22, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

in this line

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by son of ggf on Feb 22, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Friday, March 23 vs. Texas 7:05 PM NBC Bay Area MLB.com

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re near Seattle, right? So you would get Royals-Angels.

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate Fox.

Frank Robinson, a Giant among managers

by mrs. owlcroft on Feb 22, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Funny thing is: you won’t get it just up north but those in Tallahassee, FL might get the Giants game back east.

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

We need to set up a pool of MLB accounts.

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by Bar None on Feb 22, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

How can you hate Joe Buck

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Easy

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

How can you not?

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

must've opened up a can of worms on this one...

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Hes abhorrent.

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by Tortured on Feb 22, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Mama Buck agrees with this comment.

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh... i didn't say i "liked" him

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Are we talking “like” like or “like”

by Hyoton on Feb 22, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

But you didn't say you hated him.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

so you either hate or like? there's no in between?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes when it comes to Buck

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

DAMN! well, if i had to choose... i'd listen to radio over that any day

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the internet

Pick a side or GTFO!

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

NEVARRRR

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Because Joe Buck

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I must say, his Twitter has made me like him much more.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

This is definitely true

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll say this. He wasn’t as bad when he was teamed with Francona.

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Buck is awful with McCarver and Aikman

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, McCarver and Aikman are terrible.

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by Soulbrother16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Here’s a nearly impossible question: who’s worse?

I say McCarver, but I had to think about it for a while.

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 22, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Subjectively, probably McCarver. Based on my personal bias, Aikman.

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by Soulbrother16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

McCarver by a mile. Amazing they put him in the broadcasters wing of the baseball hall of fame this year.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

McCarver barely knows what even he's talking about

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Thinking about it too hard is probably bad for your health.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Twitter is all lies

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by Bar None on Feb 22, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Matt Cain invented spring

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 2:58 PM PST reply actions  

I like this spring because...

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by KnightOfCydonia on Feb 22, 2012 3:07 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Yay! Congrats

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 22, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Congrats

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Hell yeah!

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Woohoo!

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by Murray, Present on Feb 22, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

yay!

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Congrats to you!

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by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

HELL YEA! CONGRATS!

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

that's cool!

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by Tortured on Feb 22, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

WOOT!

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by The Gene Hackman on Feb 23, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I used to eat steaks well-done but have moved to medium. I don’t think I can handle rare.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to eat steaks well-done

Of course you did.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure most kids eat steaks well-done. It’s like ketchup on hot dogs.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Ketchup on hot dogs has never stopped being good.

I don’t think kids eat steaks well-done specifically. I think they eat beef well-done, and sometimes transfer that to steaks. Fast food generation.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m on the deli mustard/relish camp.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Mustard and relish can go on there too.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

ketchup on a hot dog is an abomination agains all of mankind

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by son of ggf on Feb 22, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

And a delicious one, at that.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never understood how defensive people get with hot dogs.

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by troymccluresf on Feb 22, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha! try doing that in Italy.

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by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

with REAL ITALIANS

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by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

piecake

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by son of ggf on Feb 22, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The gulf between us widens.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get hot dog snobbery.

IT’S A FUCKING HOT DOG, PEOPLE. CHILL THE FUCK OUT.

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by groug on Feb 22, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

This is what I'm saying.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 6:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Mustard or go fuck yourself

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

deli mustard, chopped onions and sauerkraut

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d go grilled onion but no kraut.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes please

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Nathan's Hebrew National!

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by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

This is correct. Again! You’re on a roll today.

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 22, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

ICWYDT

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by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL. Completely unintentional. I wish I had thought of that.

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 22, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Everything available to you.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

ew

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Done and done.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, if that’s what it takes to get ketchup on my hot dog, no problem.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought ketchup on a hot dog was pretty universally accepted as normal?

Except for me weird friend who doesn’t like ketchup.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I like ketchup on my hot dog and nothing else.

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 22, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Is kids eating beef well-done really a thing? The kids I was around as a kid (that is my siblings and I) prefered to eat steaks medium-rare.

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by kennv on Feb 22, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

most kids don't care for blood with their meat.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, who says? I just ate what my parents cooked and ordered in the style they ordered. I’m betting most kids just do this.

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by kennv on Feb 22, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah…my daughter does not proscribed to this theory.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

term use fail

prescribe

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

She does proscribe!

by Hyoton on Feb 22, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I can attest to this having been a kid myself and serving quite a few while working at a steak house.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 6:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d probably be happy to eat a steak raw if I trusted the source.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I kind of like it burnt on the outside, though.

by Hyoton on Feb 22, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

my uncle cooks them that way

i hate it

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Seared. Yummy.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s an insult to the cow.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, well, no cow has ever complained!

by Hyoton on Feb 22, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s because they’re crying because you burned them.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

oh god

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

medium rare.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

This

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

^
|
|

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by Soulbrother16 on Feb 22, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Why do news people expect us to care about this stuff?

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Because people who have their steaks cooked well done should be thrown into jail for crimes against good taste.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

No.

It does not fucking matter. Does. Not.

Lebron could do whatever he wants to his steaks short of soaking them in the blood of the innocent, and I would not give a damn.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

This does matter. People who like steaks well done are bad people.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Some people like Beef Jerkies

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by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

You pay extra for that

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

This comment is well done

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Who doesn't like Beef Jerkies?

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That someone got paid for “leaking” this story is a far greater embarrassment to Western culture.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

THE WORLD MUST KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON THEY ARE WATCHING PLAY BASKETBALL AND WE FOUND OUT TODAY IT’S SOMEONE WITH TERRIBLE TASTE. THAT’S IMPORTANT!

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Many athletes have terrible taste. Just look how many Ed Hardy / Affliction tshirts they wear

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 22, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

And I hate them all like I hate Lebron.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

How could you do this to me Jumbo?!

I only take comfort from the fact that this picture was from several years ago. I chose to believe he has learned the error of his ways.

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 22, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG

/wipes drool

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by Tortured on Feb 22, 2012 3:46 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Dammit Thornton

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I have pictures of myself with both Jeff Keppinger and Mike Fontenot. They are both wearing Affliction t-shirts in the pictures.

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by kdl on Feb 22, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Why?

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

How would I know?

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by kdl on Feb 22, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You should have asked.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Right, and they would have politely answered me, I’m sure.

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by kdl on Feb 22, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL.

My theory: They are expensive t shirts so it is probably a particularly comfortable kind of status symbol. Like a woman having a Louis Vuitton bag.

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 22, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I always assumed that, as well. A lot of ballplayers wear that crap.

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by kdl on Feb 22, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Louis Vuitton bags?

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 6:10 AM PST up reply actions  

That, too. I’ve seen both Pablo and Uribe with Vuitton man purses.

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by kdl on Feb 23, 2012 7:02 AM PST up reply actions  

“What’s up with those awful looking T-shirts? Did you guys lose a bet?”

by Hyoton on Feb 22, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

So that blood of the innocent thing is faux pas again? Man, I need to keep up.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yum, milk steaks!

Bye Travis and thanks for 2010! Good luck with the Brewers!
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by kennv on Feb 22, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder how Kobe likes his beef

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by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet he likes it well done too.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Waygu’d with 3 girls.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Ironically, he prefers it Matsuzaka

by Hyoton on Feb 22, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

some serious beef there

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by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

He must have enjoyed Lackey’s fried chicken.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s named after beef.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Ironically, I’ll bet he prefers Kyoto beef.

by non sequitur on Feb 22, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

He seems like a (chicken) breast man.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I like my burgers well done and my steaks medium-rare

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 22, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Burgers well done are fine. Steaks should always be medium to medium-rare.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

*

Rare to medium-rare.

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

This is correct.

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 22, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

My aunt always tells the waitress, “Just show the grill to the steak and then take it off.”

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a buddy who worked at a steak house in Texas. A good ol’ boy came in one night and ordered a steak, saying “Just cut off its horns, wipe its ass, and put it on the plate.”

This story may well be apocryphal, but I like it anyway.
Also, I just found out I had no idea how to spell “apocryphal” and that’s a true story.

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by LeMasterBlaster on Feb 22, 2012 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I would believe that story.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

LeBron: Steak. Well-done.
ROBIN WAITER: Which? There’s the Man of Beef, there’s the—
LeBron: Steak. Well-done.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

none of you nerds get this?

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Steak: rare
Hot Dogs/Sausages: no ketchup or mayo…ever
Fries: ketchup or gravy
Pie: Not cake
Women: Crazy

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Feb 22, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Steak: Medium
Hot Dog: Mustard/Relief
Sausages: Grilled onions/bacon…bacon is also good.
Cake
Women: Asian

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Women: Crazy

Crazy women are fine until they set your shoes on fire in the bathtub which eventually leads to your entire house burning down.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Somewhere, Andre Rison is nodding.

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by troymccluresf on Feb 22, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

God help me.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 22, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Rare is the correct way to cook a steak

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by marcello on Feb 22, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Spring

Rolls!

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by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 3:11 PM PST reply actions  

Hell yeah!

Wheelin' it big in the outer outfield.

by rightcenterfielder on Feb 22, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

eternal!

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by son of ggf on Feb 22, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I am happy that Buster Posey is hitting baseballs very hard.

I would like my favorite baseball squadron to be more victorious than it was in 2011 and surpass the number of wins the teams in its division earns in 2012. Good things, please!

by Every6thDay on Feb 22, 2012 3:12 PM PST reply actions  

The Giants offense is saved!

by chilibean_3 on Feb 22, 2012 3:17 PM PST reply actions  

Eli Manning to Manningham!

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Patriots

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Feb 22, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

oh what i would pay for a gif of that batting practice homerun…

Never in doubt.

by TimLincecumIsGod on Feb 22, 2012 3:19 PM PST reply actions  

LMAO

That is funny. M&M even 100% just became the second best 3-4 combo in division.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Feb 22, 2012 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not even sure they’re second best.

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by speckops on Feb 23, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

haha

What else is there to say in that situation?

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 6:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Quiznos apparently has lobster and seafood salad

This is terrifying to me.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Feb 22, 2012 3:33 PM PST reply actions  

Isn’t lobster seafood?

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably heavy on the 'seafood'

Mmm… simulated lobster

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by rightcenterfielder on Feb 22, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I seem to recall

that McDonalds in Maine and Nova Scotia had McLobster Rolls on the menu but I never wanted to try one.

Joan Gregorio is six foot seven and can throw a ball really hard -
it's probably best not to make fun of him for being named Joan.

by crazedcrustacean on Feb 22, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Does McC sponser any B-R pages?

Like, as a community? Because, if someone would be interested in organizing a Pay-Pal/community fund, Duane Kuiper’s page is available for sponsoring for $90.

If we really wanted to go crazy, Bobby Thompson’s is available for $95.

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 22, 2012 3:35 PM PST reply actions  

Good call. I’d be down.

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by troymccluresf on Feb 22, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m surprised Joe Pos hasn’t sponsored Kuiper’s page yet.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Bonds’s is available for merely $1,055!

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 22, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Readers? Absolutely

Posters? I don’t think so. At least not regularly.

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by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Zito sponsored for $109

Because he should be.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Feb 22, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I keep saying I need to sponsor my adoptees page and then I forget to do it.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, well, off the hook somebody already done did it


The Lounge at Baseball Think Factory sponsor(s) this page.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I could sponsor my adopted son for $35. But I don’t think I will. I am a terrible parent

Adopted parent of Chris Stewart. Hey, at least he isn't Eli Whiteside or Bengie Molina!

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 22, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t sponsor my kid until he debuts in the major leagues.

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by kdl on Feb 22, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll sponsor him if you give me weekend custody!

by Random Giants Fan on Feb 23, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Waiting for Boof?

I don’t think that’s really a viable website anymore.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

WILLIE MAYS

$535 bucks takes down the Heritage Auctions.

I got 20 bucks for it.

by shankbone on Feb 22, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

WILLIE MCCOVEY

Some lame cats named Honoring Baseball’s Hall of Famers sponsor his.

by shankbone on Feb 22, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Now that's interesting
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Back in 2006, a team told me they wanted to draft Lincecum and make him a 160+ inning reliever a la Gossage/Marshall. Still love the idea.

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 22, 2012 3:50 PM PST reply actions  

Dusty Baker, is that you?

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

I just thought it was interesting.

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 22, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Mike Marshall

actually threw over 200 innings in relief one season.

Joan Gregorio is six foot seven and can throw a ball really hard -
it's probably best not to make fun of him for being named Joan.

by crazedcrustacean on Feb 22, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

man up, Wilson!

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by son of ggf on Feb 22, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

And threw nothing but screwballs

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

dumb

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get why he still loves the idea now that Timmy is a proven starter

Adopted parent of Chris Stewart. Hey, at least he isn't Eli Whiteside or Bengie Molina!

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 22, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

May be more the idea of that type of role making a comeback in general rather than how Lincecum is specifically utilized.

by non sequitur on Feb 22, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep
Kevin Goldstein @Kevin_Goldstein Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
@hangingsliders Both, but there is some romanticizing going on. Just would love to see some team do it with someone. He was ideal candidate.

Wendy Thurm (@hangingsliders) asked if he liked it from here on forward, or back then.

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 22, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I really want to see someone do this. Relief pitchers should be men again.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Little League

First game of the season next Tuesday…..

Go (little) Giants!

by revdmv on Feb 22, 2012 3:51 PM PST reply actions  

I played for the little White Sox.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

It probably looked something like this

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=13856697&c_id=mlb

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by Soulbrother16 on Feb 22, 2012 3:51 PM PST reply actions  

Tejada and Rowand there to give him love afterwards.

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by Soulbrother16 on Feb 22, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Baseball America
Giants C Tommy Joseph was No. 100 until Yoenis Cespedes signed.

I encourage you to check out Fish Stripes, Catch-28 and my twitter.

by EricW on Feb 22, 2012 3:57 PM PST reply actions  

Poor Tommy

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Go draft your adopted Giant!

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 22, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m abstaining from the draft. Hopefully I’m higher in the pool next year and can get a recent draftee I like. :(

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by EricW on Feb 22, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

So, is a ToJo invading Cuba joke out of line here?

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 22, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I really want to be excited about Cespedes' potential

But then I remember a player his age (even the “age” he’s provided) putting up his kind of numbers against AA to AAA level talent isn’t completely groundbreaking.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Feb 22, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey

you were thrown into the secondary pool for the prospect draft!

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That reminds me, I need to change my signature to something about my adopted Giant…

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Feb 22, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Dumbest defense ever
For a catcher, blocking the plate is instinctual. It’s also extremely risky, and catchers know it. It’s great theater, too, guaranteed to make the “SportsCenter” Top Ten. And if it’s really good, well, there probably isn’t a fan or player who hasn’t seen Pete Rose dive-bombing Cleveland catcher Ray Fosse at the 1970 All-Star Game. Yes, the All-Star Game. Fosse suffered a broken collarbone, and many say he was never the same.

Yeah…who cares about concussions. Haven’t been a problem in football or hockey!

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

So very dumb
What next? Should managers tell their best fielders to pull up before crashing into a wall to make a catch?

Yes.

Do we tell runners not to barrel into second base to break up the double play?

Yes.

Better yet, should New York Yankees manager Joe Girardi say to Derek Jeter, “Hey, Cap, forget about turning two at the bag. Guys coming in hard at you, cleats up. Nah, fuhgedaboutit.”

That’s covered by the telling runners not to barrel into second base to break up the double play. But hey, fun colloquialism!

by GiantPain on Feb 22, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Nah, fuhgedaboutit.

Sounds just like Joe Girardi. No wait…

Bye Travis and thanks for 2010! Good luck with the Brewers!
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by kennv on Feb 22, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

read to the end..

It’s time to retire the medal. Just as the NFL has changed its rules to protect quarterbacks — some say so much that QBs should wear tutus  Major League Baseball should ban home-plate collisions. Under no circumstances should they be allowed. No matter what.

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by ELOOIE on Feb 22, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, spiking middle infielders is super fun.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Also you never actually seriously injure anyone because everyone jumps out of the way.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

The fear in their eyes is rewarding.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 22, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It really is

I hate middle infielders.

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Get the money
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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

/single tear

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

MAYBE IF YOU ALL HADN’T DROPPED SO MANY OF MY THROWS DOWN TO SECOND THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 22, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

HEY I KNOW YOUR USED TO SITTING DOWN AND EXPECTING THE BALL IN YOUR LAP BUT THAT DOESNT HAPPEN FOR ME, PAL!

/only played in HS

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

When I played 2nd I’d just show off my Blake Griffin skills.

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by Soulbrother16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Dumb

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

read until the end.

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by ELOOIE on Feb 22, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

He does make a fair point at the end
Moreover, consider this: Posey wasn’t even blocking the plate, something he has long maintained. He was mostly in front of the plate, and he initially even slid to his right, pulling his left leg away from the plate, toward the throw.

Certainly on the field, decisions are made in less than an instant. In viewing video of the play several times, it looks as if Cousins would have been safe had he slid — even had Posey caught the ball. Of course Cousins didn’t know that at the time, and he hasn’t revealed how his brain was processing all the options as he sprinted down the third-base line. Yet a discerning eye suggests that the word “slide” was not even pondered. (Cousins later apologized for the hit.)

So even if he had been playing by Bochy’s new rules, Posey might have been hurt anyway. By contrast, if there had been a rule against collisions, Cousins would have approached the plate differently, and Posey likely would have played out 2011.

But that is a separate issue from whether home plate collisions should be banned, which they should be.

by GiantPain on Feb 22, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Posey's footwork was bad.

Other than Cousins going for the tackle, poor footwork is what got Posey hurt.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 22, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

you do catcher blocking drills every day of your life and not drop to your knees like that when the ball comes in at that location.. Also I doubt he thought he was going to get tackled.. but yeah.. it happened.

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by ELOOIE on Feb 22, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, if you remove from the equation the human throwing his body at Buster Posey, Buster Posey would’ve still hurt himself with his poor footwork.

by Every6thDay on Feb 22, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a catapult aimed right at ’em just in case.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Feb 22, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

trebuchet?

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

don't be absurd

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Feb 22, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

he does look rather hitterish

but that means nothing

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Feb 22, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

reply fail

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 22, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a very bizarrely organized article. Who is the editor?

by Hyoton on Feb 22, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, he does say
The discussion went nowhere.

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by troymccluresf on Feb 22, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I got the impression he was trying to point out all the reasons why people were blaming it on posey or whatever.. and in the end say it doesnt matter because they just shouldn’t have collisions in the first place.

I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.
-GOB Bluth

by ELOOIE on Feb 22, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Bad writing, worse editing. As usual.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

What if Buster Posey….was an actual Giant?

by Hyoton on Feb 22, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

What if Scott Cousins was…actually Rowand’s cousin?

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

YES

Etrian 4 is going to be 3DS.

by Hyoton on Feb 22, 2012 4:07 PM PST reply actions  

so who will be baseball’s tebow/lin in 2012.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 22, 2012 4:14 PM PST reply actions  

brett pill

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

my old roommate is in this line.. I groan. He says Pill is better than belt because he hit dingers in his first game and is clearly better adjusted to the majors..

I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.
-GOB Bluth

by ELOOIE on Feb 22, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Just like Crawford!

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
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by Soulbrother16 on Feb 22, 2012 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

i forgot about that guy

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

a guy who can run but can’t throw? Coco Crisp

Pedro Feliz.
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by son of ggf on Feb 22, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

BRETT PILL

Or Justin Christian

I'm just a simple Niners fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Feb 22, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh my god...

Tim Lin Christian… it combines all possible nutjobs.

by Every6thDay on Feb 22, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully some Pagan

Bye Travis and thanks for 2010! Good luck with the Brewers!
Llama me JESUS!! VROOMING to second base somewhere near you.

by kennv on Feb 22, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Brandon Crawford.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Feb 22, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s got to be from a media market/fanbase that has a national presence. I think the Broncos still fit this description. Of course, the Knicks certainly do. We must forget about all non-Dodgers west coast teams because nobody in the national sports media gives two shits about those teams… I guess that leaves the south (Atlanta, Miami, Tampa Bay — Sam Fuld was starting to get some Tebow/Lin shine on him last season) and, what, Pittsburgh or Philadelphia?

Also, baseball usually has multiple Tebows every year, as the media jumps on ever amazing small sample size success story.

by Every6thDay on Feb 22, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Baseball already has its Tebow in Jack Morris.

Jeremy Lin, I have no clue.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Jack Morris is no Tebow.

He might be ridiculously under-qualified for Hall of Fame talk, but he had a very solid career. For his era, his stats are pretty solid and he got 57 fWAR over his career. Tebow’s just bad.

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Feb 22, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Career ERA+ of 105.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

HE BEAT THE BRAVES THAT ONE TIME 1-0

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

105 is above average

Tebow is… well… not.

I'm just a simple sports fan trying to make my way in the universe.

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Feb 22, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Tim Tebow will be a hall of fame fullback

you just wait.

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Baseball already has one

http://www.nesn.com/2012/02/che-hsuan-lin-could-give-red-sox-nation-its-own-linsanity-as-fourth-outfielder-for-boston.html

Plus Range, Plus Plus arm centerfielder

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Why does he have to be a Red Sock?

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Feb 22, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Chone Figgins

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Brandon Crawford @bcraw35
Heading to the @Warriors game with J Williams and Manny B. Supporting the hometown team. Do it big @StephenCurry30. #BayAreaSports
Retweeted by Andrew Baggarly

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by DFARowand on Feb 22, 2012 4:35 PM PST reply actions  

JACKS??

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

There really isn’t enough outcry over Whiteside and Stewart blocking Jax as our backup catcher.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I was about to post an obligatory “LOL JAX.”

I got my picture with him last year, and he said, “are you sure? I’ve been known to break some cameras in my day.”

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by kdl on Feb 22, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Stephen Jackson?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Brandon Crawford, hanging out with fucking terrible 1st round supplemental picks.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh man, I forgot that Williams was a first round pick.

by Hyoton on Feb 22, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

And Mike Stanton was drafted 76th!

Proud Papa of right-hander Clayton Blackburn whose pro debut made him look like one of the steals of the 2012 draft, as he allowed just six runs in 33 1/3 innings in the rookie-level Arizona League. Signed by Giants area scout (and former big leaguer) Dan Murray in the 16th round, Blackburn would touch 94-95 mph, sitting in the low 90s, with good feel for locating the pitch, and both his curveball and changeup project as above-average pitches.

by DFARowand on Feb 22, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

That was the most disappointing thing ever

That supplemental pick was for losing Mike Stanton.

The Giants could have drafted Mike Stanton as compensation for Mike Stanton.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I am still soooo upset over this.

Also, I just read that Mike Trout was the 29th pick in 2009. Curious, I looked that draft up to see what the Giants did. Zack Wheeler. I had a sad, all over again.

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by Smoke on the Water on Feb 22, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh

The Giants had 6 picks that year in the first & supplemental rounds. Jax, IIRC, was one of the cheaper ones they had to grab to fit into their draft budget.

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if they look up to him now that he is a starter for a major league team

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 22, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

There was someone who said that during the AFL…something like “Crawford has major league experience so I was getting advice from him”

by Hyoton on Feb 22, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

“Be sure to be the only option for your position and be on a team that will only trade for even worse players at your position”

Adopted parent of Chris Stewart. Hey, at least he isn't Eli Whiteside or Bengie Molina!

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 22, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I found the article!

Guess which prospect was getting advice from Big Leaguer Brandon Crawford.

by Hyoton on Feb 22, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

It's
“I definitely am maturing,” [Bryce] Harper explained. "I’m trying to learn from the older guys like [Brandon] Crawford and that has been huge. I’m learning when to run and not to run, I’m learning to see better pitches and I’m busting my butt every day.

by Hyoton on Feb 22, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Even the good Giants players don’t want to watch the Warriors.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

burris gotta go

to the warriors game

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C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Can we leave him there?

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I would be okay with this.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I second this

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of well done steak
keithlaw @keithlaw Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Or get tofu. MT @tyduffy: If you’re going to order your steak well done, you might as well have it precut and wash it down with an Appletini

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by DFARowand on Feb 22, 2012 4:44 PM PST reply actions  

More!
keithlaw @keithlaw
No. It’s like dancing on the cow’s grave. RT @jonf1220: @keithlaw Is there any point in ordering a steak well done?

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by DFARowand on Feb 22, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

There might be a point if you are overseas and have questions about the sanitiariness of the meat

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 22, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

=\

I like my steak well done. But then again, I don’t really like steak.

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by jordanovich on Feb 22, 2012 4:56 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Depending on the place I go medium/meduim rare. There’s nothing wrong with a good sear though IMO.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 6:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Woh
@Kevin_Goldstein: Back in 2006, a team told me they wanted to draft Lincecum, make him a 160+ inning reliever a la Gossage/Marshall

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by DFARowand on Feb 22, 2012 4:48 PM PST reply actions  

BREAKING

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Bah

I blame Jonah Keri for just no RTing it

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by DFARowand on Feb 22, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Breaking ^

Adopted parent of Chris Stewart. Hey, at least he isn't Eli Whiteside or Bengie Molina!

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 22, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

The Super Reliever.

by Hyoton on Feb 22, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Supercollider? I just met 'er.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

BREAKING

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

BOOM
Alex Pavlovic @AlexPavlovic
RT @JGallagher24: By “it”, does he mean the 4th inning? RT @AlexPavlovic: Jonathan Sanchez: “It was my time to move on”

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 4:59 PM PST reply actions  

This is the year he becomes Randy Johnson

I totally feel it this time, guys.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Feb 22, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

His fastball velocity averaged under 90 mph last season, so that’s good news.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Feb 22, 2012 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s pretty good for a guy Randy’s age.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 22, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

These seated debates are so silly

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by DFARowand on Feb 22, 2012 5:07 PM PST reply actions  

And Mitt Romney just butchered a Seinfeld quote

Proud Papa of right-hander Clayton Blackburn whose pro debut made him look like one of the steals of the 2012 draft, as he allowed just six runs in 33 1/3 innings in the rookie-level Arizona League. Signed by Giants area scout (and former big leaguer) Dan Murray in the 16th round, Blackburn would touch 94-95 mph, sitting in the low 90s, with good feel for locating the pitch, and both his curveball and changeup project as above-average pitches.

by DFARowand on Feb 22, 2012 5:08 PM PST reply actions  

poor awkward robot man.

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I think ‘crash is talking about him when he’s complaining about Dracula, but I’m not sure because, you know, ’crash.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 22, 2012 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I call him ‘Mittens’.

by wcw on Feb 22, 2012 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

As do I.

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

There are no good photoshops because even cats, the least sincere species since the weasel, look too sincere.

by wcw on Feb 22, 2012 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

He got cut off by applause

And he said something like “Like George Costanza would say, when they’e applauding stop”

I assume he was going for: “I knew I had hit my high note so I thanked the crowd and I was gone.”

Same gist I guess

Proud Papa of right-hander Clayton Blackburn whose pro debut made him look like one of the steals of the 2012 draft, as he allowed just six runs in 33 1/3 innings in the rookie-level Arizona League. Signed by Giants area scout (and former big leaguer) Dan Murray in the 16th round, Blackburn would touch 94-95 mph, sitting in the low 90s, with good feel for locating the pitch, and both his curveball and changeup project as above-average pitches.

by DFARowand on Feb 22, 2012 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Misquoting a comedy is kind of Costanza, I have to admit.

by Hyoton on Feb 22, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

Despite that being a terrible paraphrase, he actually got the spirit of it… I expect my politicians to be old and out of touch, so that’s actually pretty good when graded against the curve.

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by Smoke on the Water on Feb 22, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

“These pretzels are, uh, causing me to crave liquid!”

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

“Well, I’m out., out of the contest..NOT!”

by Hyoton on Feb 22, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

“That’s not to say that there is any sort of problem with the thing we are discussing.”

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Feb 22, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

“I got an infection from a john deer riding mower”

by City Girl on Feb 22, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

“The sea was angry that day my friend. Like an old man returning soup at a deli!”

Wait, that was the actual quote. And hilariously WTF?

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Rick Santorum IN THIS THING!?

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Feb 22, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

WIN NOW!

(Note: This is not actually an endorsement of Rick Santorum. Rather, it is a hilarious reference to that one season when the Giants really didn’t have a chance to win, but thought they did. Hilarity and numerous memorable images on this site ensued. Look it up, newbs.)

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by Smoke on the Water on Feb 22, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

He lost "The Contest"?

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

So I hear a team wanted to draft Lincecum and make him a 160+ inning reliever.

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 5:28 PM PST reply actions  

Grant’s story for tomorrow.

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Clubhouse Confidential thinks Ichiro can bounce back next season

His infield hit total dropped from 59 in 2010 to 38 last season. That equals the drop in total hits.
I looked on Fangraphs and it says his LD% was actually 2 points lower in 2010. His speed score last season was higher than the previous two seasons.

The Seattle Mariners are moving him to the third spot in the order for the first time.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Feb 22, 2012 5:28 PM PST reply actions  

Baggs article on Crawford
The Giants do not believe they will be screwed at such a critical position. Although they seldom hand jobs to players with such a short track record, Crawford is not trying to win a place this spring. Manager Bruce Bochy reiterated that the 25-year-old needs no audition to claim an everyday role in the next six weeks.

"We plan on putting him out there on Opening Day," Bochy told me. "Spring training, for the most part, is the time to prepare for the season. It does play a role in some decisions and it doesn’t mean you don’t change, but we plan on Brandon being our shortstop."

http://www.csnbayarea.com/blog/giants-talk/post/Cant-hit-a-lick-you-say-Not-concerning-C?blockID=656094&feedID=10850&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

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by DFARowand on Feb 22, 2012 5:29 PM PST reply actions  

Interesting choice of words:
The Giants do not believe they will be screwed at such a critical position. Although they seldom hand jobs to players

Also, LOL Belt

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Feb 22, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish!
If you can get on base via bunt, walk or single and have a .340 on-base percentage as a No. 8 guy, you’re helping the team

But at least he acknowledges the groundballing thing.

by Hyoton on Feb 22, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it wrong that even though I do think relying on Crawford as the everyday guy at short this year isn’t smart, I will probably never let it go (and never let certain people forget it) if he does turn out to be acceptably productive at the plate? And that I will never bring it up if he turns out to be wholly inadequate?

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 22, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they'll be plenty of people squawking if he sucks

And plenty of people squawking if he’s halfway decent

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by DFARowand on Feb 22, 2012 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

What will happen is: No one could have predicted this! The Giants should have signed X free agent!

by Hyoton on Feb 22, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve already staked my strawhat reputation on him

Pedro Feliz.
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by son of ggf on Feb 22, 2012 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m standing by it.
I accept that based on his numbers this is not a warranted belief.
That’s cool with me.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Feb 22, 2012 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I am unabashedly rooting for him to do well, and I think it’s definitely possible he will be merely an unproductive hitter and not the utter disaster he is made out to be. But I, like you, accept that this is not supported by the numbers.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 22, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I like you, too. also, the numbers that count are forthcoming.

Pedro Feliz.
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by son of ggf on Feb 22, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s still a dumb decision based on what he’s done up to this point in his baseball career.

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know that it’s as cut and dried as all that when looking at the totality of his development (injuries, playing hopscotch with the minor league system), but yeah.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 22, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

To me it’s to the point where I think the eyes of the scouts see something in him that he can adjust to this level. I hope for our sake they’re proven right. But I’m expecting us to see Ryan Theriot: Starting SS by May.

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought the stuff in the article about getting his hands higher was interesting.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t like the #8 hitter ideology that it’s protecting him. Sometimes that guy is forced to swing at crap with runners on base because he’s getting pitched around. How many fastballs is Crawford going to see there? Throwing a young player there isn’t helping him (I may have pulled that out of my ass).

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Which article is that?

Do you have a link? I’ve been saying he should lift his hands since he first got called up.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 22, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s in the article linked to by the OP.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 22, 2012 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Aye.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't read anything Grant posts.

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-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Feb 22, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Who?

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Mike Fontenot

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

or anyone

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 22, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm just glad they're not relying on some washed up old useless dude like Tejada or Cabrera.

It’s refreshing to see all these players in their 20s on the Giants.

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by Tortured on Feb 22, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

…for 6 weeks…

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by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

He'll last at least until Freddy starts playing.

Actually, I’m really rooting for him because I want to see that glove.

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by Tortured on Feb 22, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

He just hurt something while you typed that.

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

You'd totally be entitled to be a dick about it.

If he doesn’t suck, you know people will be all over you (including me).

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by Tortured on Feb 22, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get why “I told you so” has been deemed to be necessary on either side of this discussion.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, this. Is there such a need to be right on the internet?

by nataku on Feb 22, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

SL

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by Bar None on Feb 22, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

It's all in fun.

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by Tortured on Feb 22, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

No fucking way

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by Bar None on Feb 22, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like he’ll be a bit better than last year, but I find it odd that he’s the sole youngster the Giants have ever had faith in.

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by Soulbrother16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

They should just give him the starting SS job. It will be his to lose if it happens

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by ayeyoJERM on Feb 22, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm rooting for Crawford

FUCK YOU GIANT PAIN

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

NO GLOVE NO LOVE!

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by Tortured on Feb 22, 2012 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

This is why the Giants are stupid

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Reason #124

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m gonna live-blog tonight’s Rock Center. Starting…now.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 6:00 PM PST reply actions  

I wish they would do more skits on there instead of focusing on Liz’s personal life so much.

by Hyoton on Feb 22, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he’s talking about Rock Center

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by son of ggf on Feb 22, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, is this the one starring Nic Cage?

by Hyoton on Feb 22, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

That would titled “My shitty movie”

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Poor Nick Cage’s agent

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 22, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

In a sarcastic voice: That’s 30 Rock!!!!!!!!

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It's funny to see how bad TGS is, but that's the sort of thing that works best as a cutaway gag

Plus Liz’s life is really interesting.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

what is Rock Center?

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by kb2011sfg on Feb 22, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Only the best NBC newsmagazine that airs Wednesdays at 9:00/8:00 Central.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll check it out

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by kb2011sfg on Feb 22, 2012 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

:^D

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

A hipper 60 Minutes

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

ie, mostly fluff

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by son of ggf on Feb 22, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, there it is, then. De-friendings all around.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

/misses Ted Koppel

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by son of ggf on Feb 22, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Ted Koppel contributes to Rock Center.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I will not watch Nightline. There’s your fluff right there.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh shit

/runs and hides

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

no doubt. it is horrible unless there’s some major world event that requires actual news reporting

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by son of ggf on Feb 22, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. I’m honestly surprised how quickly the fluff format took hold after Koppel left.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

history nerd hypothetical

if you could hear one famous historical orator give oratory, who would it be? which speech would you choose to hear?

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 22, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Not what you are asking… but we heard Jesse Jackson speak live once. He was a remarkable speaker.

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by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw Jesse Jackson speak too- in college in ‘88 when he was running. Don’t remember much of it. Obama’s speech at the 2004 convention, the one that made him famous, is easily the best speech I’ve ever seen or heard. I think I almost cried at that moment

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 22, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

he's gotta be doing something right

that’s pretty cool. I’d still go with Julius Caesar or something

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 22, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, he was such a good speaker everybody killed him

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 22, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Grant Brisbee reciting the Gettysburg Address.

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LOL

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s definitely a contender for me. But, you know, with Lincoln.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 22, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Good question. I guess I’d like to hear Lincoln deliver either the Cooper Union address or his second inaugural address.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I read the Cooper Union transcript just yesterday

He killed that one.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 22, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Cow Palace, July 1964

Luckily, there’s video. Woulda liked to be there.

by GiantPain on Feb 22, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not familiar with the speech. I’ll look it up.

And now that I think about it, I would like to have heard from Bobby Kennedy. I truly admire him.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be something.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

That Jesus guy was supposed to be a pretty good speechmaker. He had that one about how blessed are the cheesemakers that people seem to like

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 22, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Hard to hear back then. That may be a misquote.

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That was Dinosaur Jesus.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 22, 2012 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

That'd be very interesting

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

eww

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, now. That’s not a very fair attitude.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

It’s just my visceral reaction to that speech.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve always found it totally weird that the Republicans held two conventions at the Cow Palace in eight years. I would have even voted Republican in 1956.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You knew this was coming

Today covered both. Dave Garroway and Jack Lescoulie anchored the ’56 convention, the first time Today originated in San Francisco. I believe newscaster Frank Blair was also there, scoring a difficult interview with Richard Nixon and turning it around in time to be broadcast for the East Coast at 4:10 a.m. Pacific.

And in July 1964, Hugh Downs, Lescoulie, and Today Girl Maureen O’Sullivan went back for that year’s convention.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Where do you find this information?

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Various sources. I own almost every publication written about the history of Today, and I’ve read the memoirs of several people involved in making the show during that era.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 23, 2012 6:45 AM PST up reply actions  

What about one of those historical dudes, like Patrick Henry or somebody?

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by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I would have liked to been a fly in the room when the continental congress introduced George Washington.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I would have loved to see Sheikh Mujibur Rahman declare for independence in 1971 at the racetrack in Dhaka.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds pretty cool

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 22, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice hypothetical

It’d be cliche, but I’d want to see Cicero in action. Probably one of his Catilinian orations, but his opening speech for Verres’ trial would have been great.

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by Ott on Feb 22, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Seeing George Washington do his farewell address would be cool.

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by rotorueter on Feb 23, 2012 6:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you know Brian Williams is a big NASCAR fan and was a close friend of the late Dale Earnhardt?

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes on item the first, no on the second.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Also Williams hosted the very first NASCAR race on NBC in the late 90’s.

/NASCAR is my secret pleasure.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Very cool, have you ever been to a racing event?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been to the Sonoma race for 4 straight years and I’ve also gone to the Vegas race.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Ever been to an F-1 race?

still want to make it out to Sonoma for that even

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the next race I want to go too.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably one of my favorite events to ever attend

was an F-1 event… Indy 500 was amazing, even though you couldn’t see much, never really had an appreciation for NASCAR or F-1 until i went to a race

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

NASCAR is one of those sports I found out you’ll never really like until you go to the event. It’s spectacular in person, especially if you’re on the infield.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

As much as I like to mock it, I’d love one day to go because I bet it’ll be a lot of fun to see it in person. A friend went to the Indy 500 once and described it as a 24 hour keg party

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 22, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

If you go to a NASCAR race, try to go to the race in Vegas. The Sonoma race is fun, but someone new to a race might not be able to see everything at that track because it’s a road course. And the Fontana track sucks for racing.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

So the one in Sonoma it’s best to sit up in the stands or is that the only place to sit?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s an infield, but like the stands you can’t see certain parts of the track.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

ah, so you're basically staring at the video board the whole time

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much until the action comes near where you’re sitting.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Now i see why you’re saying the Vegas event would be more awesome. But i do suggest you check out the Indy 500, it’s more than worth it

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been to that track, but didn’t see the race.

Which this reminds me, I liked Churchill Downs more than the Louisville Slugger factory while I was in Louisville. I feel dirty for feeling that way, but Churchill Downs is a venue everyone should see.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

To be honest, as a whole, Indy is a verrrrry nice city.

Churchill Downs was pretty fun, went there to see the Breaders Cup there, sooooo much fun, and it really is a sight people should see.

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I like how all the building including the convention center in Indy are connected by tunnels.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Makes it very attractive, don’t even have to walk outside, and people would then want to travel downtown for that, since there’s shops too.

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

well.... yea it pretty much was

we tried to bring in a few ice boxes of beer, they wouldn’t let us, so we literally got a HUGE trash bag and filled it with beer.

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

No doubt, the infield was by far the best experience for that. So much fun, plus during a crash you rarely ever see it, since you get maybe like a 2 second window of seeing each car then they’re gone. But yes, it is a MUST see in person and in the infield

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

/snuggles you

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

still dubious that Williams is a big NASCAR fan. Think it’s all part of his “I’m cool….hip…a man of the people act….”

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 22, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not dubious. I’ve heard him talk about Tim Richmond once and I was convinced that he truly does love NASCAR.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

still don’t trust him. He’s just too….too…much of a perfect news anchor

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 22, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

If I told you he backstabbed Brokaw for that job, would you believe me?

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m at a special lecture by Ilan Pappe’.

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oh my, I’m sure you all already saw this, I’m just seeing this now:

Actor Daniel Von Bargen has been hospitalized in Ohio after shooting himself in the head. The 61 year old, who played Mr. Kruger on the hit TV sitcom "Seinfeld" attempted suicide on Monday.

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by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 6:11 PM PST reply actions  

geez, that metal polishing business really did go downhill

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by son of ggf on Feb 22, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw that. My first thought was, he’s only 61 now? That means he was somewhere in his late 40s during his Seinfeld appearances. He seemed a lot older.

by non sequitur on Feb 22, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

That's so depresssing, damn :(

hope he gets through this

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope while he's in the hospital they check that mole for cancer

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Wow

Mike Silver’s twitter page is down.

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HOLY SHIT

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 22, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Who is Mike Silver and why is that important?

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This was my reaction.

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Would you think less of me if I admitted that I didn’t know?

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 22, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

would you still love me tomorrow?

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He is a writer for Yahoo

who covers the NFL

He wrote a not so nice article about Tebow in GQ

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OK, so now answer the second question.

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Jesus shut it down

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Tebow fans unite!

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I'M RIGHT HERE

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

but Rock Center!!!???

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It’s okay. I got the laptop next to the TV.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

A blowhart

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

What the heck happened again? he wrote an article for GQ on Tebow?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

it wasn’t that bad. Pretty honest

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i'll have to check that out later

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Squeee!

Pete!!!

There are ones for Peggy, Joan and Betty, too.

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I can't believe they thought Johnnie Walker Red would impress the Japanese

At least give them the Black.

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My favorite is the Green. The best cost to quality ratio.

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by rotorueter on Feb 22, 2012 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

They've made Pete somewhat likeable now

In the whole “he may be a weasel, but he’s our weasel and he won’t bite us” type of way.

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I like Pete when he's maximum weasel.

Dumbed down Pete needs to go.

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by Tortured on Feb 22, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

He needs to kill Ken with his bare hands.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

No way. Ken could totally take Pete.

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Ever since LA Noire, I can’t look at Ken the same way.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 22, 2012 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

His weasel paws will probably be aimed at Roger this season.

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s not dumbed down. He’s COMPLEX.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Feb 22, 2012 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m actually interested in what happens to him. That’s kind of cool.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Like, Pete’s the most interesting character.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I like Joan & Peggy, too.

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by Tortured on Feb 22, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Peggy is the best. THE END.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve mentioned this before, but there’s something about the idea of devout Catholic Norwegians that bugs me.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that part was not well researched.

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by Tortured on Feb 22, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

If only they had made her Polish or German.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Or Lutheran.

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by Tortured on Feb 22, 2012 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

That would have worked too. I would imagine it would be a lot easier to write for a religious Catholic than a religious Protestant, though.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Lutheranism is mostly about hot dish

from what I can tell.

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by Tortured on Feb 22, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

This is true

/I grew up in the Lutheran church.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

True story

My grandmother was Norwegian, but Methodists. They had to worship in secret.

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by Tortured on Feb 22, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

We Methodists are funny that way.

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by Bar None on Feb 22, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm interesting

My aunt went from Lutheran to Methodist and it wasn’t a big deal at all. Now if she became a Catholic though it would have been a different story.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

We Methodists are funny that way.

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by Bar None on Feb 22, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be…early 1900s?

by Hyoton on Feb 22, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

YES.

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by Tortured on Feb 22, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

All then women are strong, the men are good-looking, and the children are above average.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Peggy!

I still like Roger the best.

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Pete is an unlikable wienie.

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by can of corn on Feb 22, 2012 7:16 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Yes, but with mustard. Not crappy ketchup.

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

And a rapist, too.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Poor Gudrun.

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by Tortured on Feb 22, 2012 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Can of Corn where is your outrage.
Mods El Person is a kid but still delete this.

by Turf_Toe_ on Feb 22, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

No, no papist.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 22, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Hypocrites

Totally unacceptable on this board. Others have apologized and still have not been forgiven for the same word.

by Turf_Toe_ on Feb 22, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

So it is not the word so much, it is the context that the word is used in? Whether Mods like or don’t like the Poster, or the Opinion of the Poster, rather than the offensive nature of the word.

by Turf_Toe_ on Feb 22, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Why?

It’s a pretty straightforward description of what happened.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I had forgotten about that scene. Which is why I backed away slowly.

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

SPRING

All I read was Spring and I love it! I love everyone!

by Turf_Toe_ on Feb 22, 2012 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

Where is the Dancing dude? Come on! It’s Spring!

by Turf_Toe_ on Feb 22, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Please put your pants back on.

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Put a Flower in your hair ResDog!

by Turf_Toe_ on Feb 22, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

yep gonna love spring and summer!

Cant wait for baseball season. Baseball should keep me occupied and distracted from the incoming political news bombs.

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by kb2011sfg on Feb 22, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Politics is a downer… just dance with me and ResDog!

by Turf_Toe_ on Feb 22, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds grand!

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by kb2011sfg on Feb 22, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

/puts hand to ear

“You can see the jubilation behind me. They’re dancing in the streets here in West Berlin, celebrating the reunification of these two halves of a great city. The moment came just hours ago—I’m sorry. I’m now being told that I am in fact not in Berlin, but on a Giants blog. We return you now to regular programming.”

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

is Selig still the commish?

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by kb2011sfg on Feb 22, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

/puts hands in the air

Wonders if it is Friday.

by Turf_Toe_ on Feb 22, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Spring!

Where’s Grant when I need him?

by Turf_Toe_ on Feb 22, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

What is this new Alberto Gonzales memë?

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 7:05 PM PST reply actions  

There’s a meme now?

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

No, a memë.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 22, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh.

/totally lost

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

How’d your game go?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

None of our pitchers could locate the strike zone at all, so we lost 14-1

I was 1-for-3. I started at third and moved to right later.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing like standing in the field watching your pitcher walk everybody.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 6:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Meaningless games
There used to be a beautifully annoying stat that people kept on how many meaningless games the Giants played in the Brian Sabean Era

And the most annoying thing about that stat is that it was literally incorrect. They never counted the games played after the Giants had clinched home field advantage through the playoffs. Those were meaningless too.

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-- Scott Burton to Red Sox fans, 6/12/02
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by achiappanza on Feb 22, 2012 7:06 PM PST reply actions  

C'mon Dirty!
It’s a new life, a new team, a new league, a new color – blue. I think I look good in blue

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/Sanchez-looking-for-fresh-start-in-Kansas-City-05322555

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by kb2011sfg on Feb 22, 2012 7:16 PM PST reply actions  

I hope he wins the Cy Young award.

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by rotorueter on Feb 22, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll set my hopes lower. I hope he can stay focused for every game this year. Meanwhile, I’ll just take my Zito and cry in the corner

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by Bar None on Feb 22, 2012 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Blue is a great color, i guess?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Except Dodger blue

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

powder blue is pretty awesome

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Powder Blue =/= Royal Blue

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by Bar None on Feb 22, 2012 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

San Diego Charger powder blue

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Yale Blue.

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 22, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Vida Blue?

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

/billingsley.jpg

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool piece. I hope he does very well there. SANCHIZE!

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ll be happy for him if he succeeds.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll laugh if he succeeds and Cabrera fails.

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m expecting this result.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

They had Grienke

So they’re probably accustomed to dealing with complete head cases.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Here's where I don the GiantPain hat

Walks =/= Headcase

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by rotorueter on Feb 22, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

However

not caring if you walk people MIGHT be headcase.

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by Tortured on Feb 22, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not the walks. It’s the brain farts and meltdowns that happen. Not to mention the velocity falling off a cliff after like 80 pitches.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT WHEN THEY GOT ON BASE THEY NEVER SCORED! RIGHT!?!?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, i'm rooting for him, definitely want him to do well

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I always felt that he got a lot more shit than he deserved here.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I never stopped liking him. He was my adopted Giant. 27th round pick out of Ohio Dominican University!

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by rotorueter on Feb 22, 2012 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

COLUMBUS!!!

He was alright, inconsistent, but alright

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

No, he deserved it.

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by Bar None on Feb 22, 2012 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Really?

I thought he got a big more adoration than he deserved.

Of course, I thought he should have been traded long ago for maximum value.

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by can of corn on Feb 22, 2012 7:22 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

It would have been nice if he had been traded earlier, but it wouldn’t have made sense to trade him after last year (they didn’t have anyone to replace him, and he was kind of an important part of the team), and they all but had to trade him this offseason. Things just worked out badly.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

They don't really have anyone to replace him this year

/stares at Zito with disgust

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by DFARowand on Feb 22, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

If I remember correctly.

He was our best pitcher, by ERA, in 2010.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Bumgarner beat him in ERA+

But in 80-something less innings.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

For a 3rd/4th starter he was pretty damn good

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by DFARowand on Feb 22, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I think people just got annoyed that he never seemed to care about improving his BB rate. He was all like “Yeah I walk people, so what? I strike people out a lot too. It works. Fuhgedaboutit!”

It was annoying.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Lulz
‘’I like to strike out people. That’s the way I pitch,‘’ he said. ’’I walk guys, (but) as long as they don’t score, I’m good.’’

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by DFARowand on Feb 22, 2012 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

At least he's consistent.

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by Tortured on Feb 22, 2012 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

KC's problem now!

Boof Bonser - not A.J. Pierzynski!

by Scooter Ellis on Feb 22, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENT WARNING

I really like the Modern Jazz Quartet.

SUCK ON THAT, SOCIALISTS

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 7:21 PM PST reply actions  

I think they opened for Motorhead last summer.

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah yes, I wish they’d show more of TGS rather than Liz’s personal life.

by Hyoton on Feb 22, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

O_O

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

A great jazz group that got together in about 1952 and absolutely ruled until their dissolution in 1974. Not for nothing, but they also performed the closing theme for Today in the late Hugh Downs years (1969-71). They perform the kind of jazz I love.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

GTFO

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

but i agree

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I like 'em too.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 22, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

/high five

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know what this is, but as a socialist I feel like I should boo.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Hugs?

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah!

/hug

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

wow! one of my dad’s fav’s

Pedro Feliz.
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by son of ggf on Feb 22, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

/eyes you warily

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I learned all about them in Jazz appreciation. Django is amazing, I think the vibes are what do it for me.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.

by Soulbrother16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Milt Jackson if I remember correctly.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.

by Soulbrother16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

That is exactly right. Milt Jackson was amazing.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I extend to you an open invitation to open, with me, all the boxes and boxes of jazz albums that my pop left behind

Pedro Feliz.
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by son of ggf on Feb 22, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

refriended?

Pedro Feliz.
also, proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Feb 22, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

/sulks a little

Okay.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Attention: Ponry, J.

Calvin Coolidge became the first president to deliver a radio address 88 years ago today, February 22, 1924.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 7:30 PM PST reply actions  

Did he have a plucky Australian speech therapist to help him?

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by DFARowand on Feb 22, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

has anyone seen the preview for that W./E. film?

It’s basically The King’s Speech, but told from the other brother’s POV. Also, it’s produced by Madonna.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Feb 22, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

uh, pass

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by Bar None on Feb 22, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

The best brother was Prince George, the Duke of Kent. He was kind of rock n roll
Both before and after his marriage, Prince George had a long string of affairs with both men and women, from socialites to Hollywood celebrities. The better known of his partners included the African-American cabaret singer Florence Mills; banking heiress Poppy Baring; socialite Margaret Whigham (later Duchess of Argyll and involved in a notoriously scandalous divorce case); Barbara Cartland, later known as a romantic novelist;8 and musical star Jessie Matthews.
The Duke of Kent is said to have been addicted to drugs (notably morphine and cocaine) – a weakness which his brother the Prince of Wales was deputed to cure him of during the latter part of the 1920s – and reportedly was blackmailed by a male prostitute to whom he wrote intimate letters. Another of his reported sexual liaisons was with his distant cousin Louis Ferdinand, Prince of Prussia; art historian Anthony Blunt was reputedly another intimate.
Prince George was killed on 25 August 1942 when the Short Sunderland flying boat in which he was a passenger crashed into a hillside near Dunbeath, Caithness, in bad weather.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_George,_Duke_of_Kent

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 22, 2012 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Link?
/lol

"Most decisions get made by time and space.." Brian Sabean

by Bar None on Feb 22, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s just like some guy’s opinions.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Feb 22, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but what about Joe Biden?

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.

by Soulbrother16 on Feb 22, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

He will never be Calvin Coolidge.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if there’s still any magic left in the old Rally Coolidge.

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

NEVER FORGET

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You people have a problem. We people. I people.

Fuck it, I’m going to bed.

by wcw on Feb 22, 2012 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

This was the what tipped it over the edge for you?

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by Natto on Feb 22, 2012 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure

If Rebecca the Raccoon has anything to say about it.

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by Giant among Angels on Feb 23, 2012 6:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Joe Jamal-Biden

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Get the money
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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The first black Vice-President?

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.

by Soulbrother16 on Feb 22, 2012 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Based on what his voice sounded like, everyone probably turned on the radio, heard him for a bit and said, "God this guy has an annoying fucking voice. And why does he pronounce the “n” in government?"

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL WARRIORS

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 7:45 PM PST reply actions  

weren’t they trouncing the Suns just a short while ago?

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by son of ggf on Feb 22, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

huh?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

NOT ANY MORE!!!! TANK CITY!!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The origin of The Seatbelts name is amusing.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

No lead is ever safe for this team

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by jhawx on Feb 22, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

By the way, it certainly felt like spring today here on the coast, 75 degrees in Aptos?

PERFECT

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:08 PM PST reply actions  

Way too warm in Sunnyvale. I felt like I was going to boil to death at third base.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? almost felt like summer outside actually, can’t imagine what it was like in the valley, huh

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

If the old saw about youth being wasted on the young is true, let me add that heat is wasted on northern Californians.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate that saying. What do you want us to do? I stay up all night and have terrible eating habits and my aprents just get mad at me. Is you supposed to be spent reading The Wall Street Journal?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

There is a level of appreciation that is only reached when something has been taken away.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 22, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Like my precious hot, humid summers.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You can have the hot, humid summers. I’ll take the nice cool foggy weather.

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Just so long as that fog burns off in the morning.

by wcw on Feb 22, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

and doesn’t come back at 1:30

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by Bar None on Feb 22, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I am cool with four, though mostly I prefer when it’s cresting Mt. Sutro at four and we have a few hours left.

by wcw on Feb 22, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

nope

I like cool 60 degree weather.

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll take this, the most beautiful sight is to see

the fog rolling over the east bay hills into the evening

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS... although i do like the snow in the Midwest...

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

This is one area where we differ.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The beautiful midsummer Storms?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Those can be nice. But mostly, I just like hot weather.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Head down to the river, enjoy the nice weather

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Right on.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

just don’t do what i did and get lost driving through downtown Knoxville… ended up at the downtown island airport when i was there

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think that’s likely, but I appreciate the tip.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

ha, stupid GPS system took me there, was trying to get to the main airport in Knoxville

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, yeah. McGee-Tyson is down in Alcoa, actually. But you know that now. I’m not sure Downtown Island is used for anything more than the occasional light craft now.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup. That’s exactly what it looked like when we drove in there… I kinda figured it out after literally almost driving onto one of the tarmacs…

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m the complete opposite. If the temp hits over 70, I go crazy.

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Best part about it? NOOOOOO AIR CONDITIONING

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

I know someone who works for PG&E and his average bill during the summer is over $500 a month (he gets a discount). Lives in a hot weather area.

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn! that’s a ton. Living in Moraga we never had air conditioning because of that reason. Just open the windows towards the end of the day

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Love the hot, humid summers. Perfect excuse to stay in the water all day long with a beer. And the humidity eases the burning of my fair skin.

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

No. All your time was supposed to be spent trying to get laid.

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by Bar None on Feb 22, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

/taking notes... DAMMIT

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

enjoy your youth, that’s all
take the chances now that you won’t be able to take when you are saddled with a job, a spouse, 5 kids, and a mortgage.

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by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

This is exactly what i'm learning

Got to take chances/risks because you’re young for only so long. That’s why i looked at my options when i walked away from Walgreens

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re never too old to take a risk.

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Well i'm soon to take my first one by just moving out to the Midwest i think

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Good luck. Life’s not where you live, it’s how you live it.

(I got plenty of these)

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

No doubt about that. Just be happy, and that’s been my state of mind lately. We already own a place out in Detroit, and i want to live in the Midwest since my girls out there, so yea

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Fortunately we don’t get too much of it.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Woh is this for real?

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by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 8:11 PM PST reply actions  

Windows tablet?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

MS Office for iOS - iPAD

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by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah

I’m not sure how use a tablet spreadsheet program would be. But I am not too experienced with tablets yet.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had mine for 5 days, I find it very frustrating.

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by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

But all the cool kids have one.

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by Bar None on Feb 22, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s supposed to be something to keep me occupied during my recovery, unless I throw it out the freaking window.

You know like…Why can’t I put all the apps and shit on one fucking screen? Is it not hipster enough if I’m not scrolling through pages of shit? I don’t have a youtube account or a photowhatever account…why can’t I delete the icons?

And kripes, I have teeny tiny fingers and I still can’t get some stuff to work.

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by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Mrs. B has similar complaints. and the damn thing is trying to think too much for us old-timey users.

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by Bar None on Feb 22, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

When I first bought my iPad, I wasn’t sure how much I’d use it but now I find myself using it constantly. I keep it beside me while studying to look up terms I don’t know or get greater info, or with me while watching TV to kill time during commercials. In bed before sleep, I can read McC, or read a bit of news or watch a couple of videos on youtube, etc.

Its become pretty ubiquitous and I’m pretty surprised about it.

by Random Giants Fan on Feb 23, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a Samsung Tab 10.1. It’s good for watching video (I watched a stream of the Super Bowl on it) and reading e-books. That’s pretty much it for me. Web browsing is kind of uncomfortable. Typing anything significant into it (e.g., an email message) isn’t exactly a chore, but it’s nothing that I’d want to do regularly, either. I can’t imagine wanting to use office software on it.

by non sequitur on Feb 22, 2012 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I have an iPad

All I use it for i reading books. Think once I get an Ultrabook I’ll just give the ipad to my brother and get one of those cheap kindle tablets for reading.

Some students at school tried using tablets for note taking in class, briefly, and even with the external keyboard. Laptops are still the way to go.

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by Badly Browned on Feb 22, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a first edition kindle, but it’s uh, buggy.

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by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

First gen though?

The new ones seem alright, and at $75 seems pretty good.. Just need something to read books with is all I need.

Laptop/smartphone takes care of all the other media/work stuff I’d want to do.

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by Badly Browned on Feb 22, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

the fil bought them for everybody the year they came out. We don’t usually buy first run stuff. Let somebody else deal with the bugs!

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by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m certainly in the laptop camp. It will be interesting to see if Intel’s ultrabook initiative (trying to create a new market out of sheer will?) will eat into tablet sales.

by non sequitur on Feb 22, 2012 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Rumors that Microsoft would be bringing Office to the iPad have been circulating for a while, particularly since The Daily reported in late November that the suite would arrive in early 2012 at a $10 price point.

If what The Daily reported Tuesday is true, it’s possible that Microsoft Office for iPad could land concurrent to — or even onstage with — Apple’s first public iPad 3 demo, which is expected to be held the first week of March. It would certainly make for an interesting presentation, as Apple doesn’t actively evangelize its Microsoft synergy. Microsoft will be demoing its Windows 8 OS consumer preview on Feb. 29 so the timing of an early March Office for iPad unveiling would seem to work: Microsoft’s big platform-wide announcement wouldn’t be upstaged by its smaller Apple announcement.

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by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Ten dollars? Why the shit did I pay like $80 for a real version?

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a feeling it is a "mostly read" type of application

and wouldn’t have full capabilities

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by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

So the equivalent of, say, Adobe Reader? Because I see “new” document on that effing screen.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh i'm sure you can create documents and stuff

just some of the functions isn’t really convenient on a pad. And with no USB support, it is not the most convenient either.

I’m guessing you have to pay 10 bucks for the app, and it requires you to enter some sort of product key or something. IE, buy the real thing, use mobile for 10 bucks.

I have no clue. I’m just jcb’s assing right now.

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by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh God this would make my life at work so much easier.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 6:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought they said it was real, then it wasnt real?

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by Giant among Angels on Feb 22, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

DO want

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

We can hope. So far, I am 100% unimpressed with Mrs. B’s iPad

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by Bar None on Feb 22, 2012 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

yea... my friend bought the Kindle Fire, definitely looks intriguing

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

kindle fires are amazing

I have one and I love it
and its not to hard to put ICS on it if you want to

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by operation carrot on Feb 22, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

He set his Kindle on fire?

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

ebook burning

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by operation carrot on Feb 22, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Kindle 451

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

this made me smile.

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by Bar None on Feb 22, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

is that how it works?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Please please please

dont let wright or monta take a long shot here
let curry shoot or monta drive

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by operation carrot on Feb 22, 2012 8:18 PM PST reply actions  

I have no idea how he made that turnaround fadeaway jump shot, that was incredible

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never heard Monta’s accent quite that much. Wow. Deeeeeeeeep south.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The best is that the guy just doesn’t know how to talk well, everything is “UHHHHH, WELL UHHHH UMMMMMMMMM YOU KNOW, UHHHHHHH”

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

So the Warriors fucked up by winning.

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much this.

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I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

2 pts, 3 boards, 4 fouls. God Biedrins is fucking useless

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by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHA, is he seriously one of the most horrific big men you've seen?

It’s pretty bad too, almost feel bad that he went from being not bad to just being plain BAD, just doesn’t look like he cares

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

without those 2 points this game is going to ot

Game mvp

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by operation carrot on Feb 22, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Whatever, i’m done caring about it, halfway through the season, they got a roadtrip coming up, so i expect to see a ton of LOL, but we’ll see

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

NBA TV showed the Suns feed. Man, their play by play guy is worlds better than Fitzgerald.

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaha, I heard Portland’s were by far the worst ever, and just incredible homers

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Portland’s TV announcers are nothing compared to Portland’s radio announcer Brian Wheeler in terms of homerism. Check out the free NBAtv audio and listen to a Portland game one day. Wheeler sounds like he’s going to jump off a bridge when Portland is losing.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll probably do that their next game. Can’t wait now, because i dont know if it’s possible to be worse than Bob Fitzgerald

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I would rather hear Tim Roye.

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

VERY good announcer

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Here’s the link for the audio league pass http://www.nba.com/broadband/alp_schedule.html

Take note MLB: The NBA gives away the radio broadcasts of games.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Sweet, thanks for the link, buddy!

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

NBA also allows video to be posted on You Tube.

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

They even allow entire games to be posted on You Tube. Imagine that.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

oh well that is just AWESOME

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Watch this game Pika

It probably the greatest NBA game ever. The one that features Kevin McHale clotheslining Kurt Rambis. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaU-LhvG8fg

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

My dad’s favorite player of all time, Kurt Rambis, Santa Clara grad. Dad to this day hates McHale because of it. But man, i love watching highlights like this. 80s pistons, LOVE EM.

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

plus you could sit here for hours

just watching old games, it’s just awesome

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes the NBA is creates new generations of fans via You Tube

MLB doesn’t want you to watch their product at all.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is just BS… So many videos/highlights i want to watch from years ago on the Giants, too bad

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

Can’t see any of it. And the MLB wonders why the World Series ratings decline every year.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed. Don’t get it, never will. And one thing i want to go back and see a highlight of is Brian Dallimore’s grand slam

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the same MLB that has a stupid black out policy. The NHL just had “Hockey Day in America”. The games not available in your area was available online for free on NBC’s website.

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

BUD SELIG'S FAULT

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Baseball can never do that………

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Oooh I remember those opening graphics well.

by non sequitur on Feb 22, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

The NHL isn’t all knickers in a twist over their radio broadcasts either.

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by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

You post a video of you catching a foul ball with NO game footage. MLB wants it taken down.

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Is the NFL as bad?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

NFL can be but I think not as bad as MLB.

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Last time I looked the Raiders pigeon video was still up.

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by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Raider pigeon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2msmYpNXic

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by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

That kinda sucks too, especially since

MLB.com only has videos up for so long. Like if i wanted to find video of Bonds hitting a game ending home run vs. the Rockies in 2005 i believe? or 06, it was in the 9th

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

game ending... WALKOFF

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

No NFL isn't nearly as bad

I actually wrote a term paper on this last semester, but the NFL is moving in the direction of letting most highlights go online. Only MLB is still acting the fool on this.

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by Smoke on the Water on Feb 22, 2012 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

The NFL won’t allow full games, but you can at least watch Montana throwing to John Taylor to win Super Bowl 23.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

True, even The Catch II

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

In general they’re much less vigilant about policing, too. A couple of months ago, I found all of the 1995 Super Bowl on YouTube.

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by Smoke on the Water on Feb 22, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

These last few years it seems the gov’t goes on a large sweep of streaming sites just before the Superbowl.

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by Badly Browned on Feb 22, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHA
Matt Kemp @TheRealMattKemp
Why isn’t Monte Ellis in the All-Star game?! One of the best wit a game winner 2nite! l

Some people just never get it right

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Matt Kemp said this? Then I know Ellis doesn’t deserve an All star spot. Dodgers are always wrong.

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, i was leaning more toward the MONTE part… haha, doesn’t get it

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he is just a bad speller. “wit” and “2nite”…and a random “I”

by Hyoton on Feb 23, 2012 7:34 AM PST up reply actions  

He's also a Niners fan, right?

Man, if it wasn’t for the uniform he wears and the city he represents, he’d be an easy guy to root for.

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by Smoke on the Water on Feb 22, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

yea, he is also a 49er fan... i don't get it, he's also rooting for the warriors?

maybe just the player, but he’s from Oklahoma, right?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Must have been inundated with Cowboys shit at a young age, then.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

4 hours of activity. It’s not like they have a game plan to study.

1. Throw strikes
2. Repeat

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I thought they either threw or exercised from 10-5 everyday.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF did I just watch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbtTxDVvYAU

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by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 8:28 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, not clicking that link.

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, I usually don’t either.

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by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s totally SFW and inoffensive, unless you hate fad dances.

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by Natto on Feb 22, 2012 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a joke on that.

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Just in case you were curious…

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by Natto on Feb 22, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

/dances the roger rabbit

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

O_O, i'm very skeptical about this

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

If it has him saying WTF you know it’s weird.

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

/clicks anyway

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I FEEL LIKE I WAN TO RAGE

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by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

"I'll be calling you Brandon Crawford pretty soon."

My friend to my brother who is playing a baseball game on Xbox and complaining about not getting a hit.

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 8:28 PM PST reply actions  

I have business requirements to write and have no motivation whatsoever

bleh

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 8:29 PM PST reply actions  

SHIT FUCKER

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by NuschlerFace on Feb 22, 2012 8:38 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

POOP PULLER

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 22, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I am including both of these in my overview statement.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ll be rich.

by wcw on Feb 22, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

only if he includes
TURD TANGLER

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by Bar None on Feb 22, 2012 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Why are you writing business requirements? Aren’t you a programmer?

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 6:38 AM PST up reply actions  

lol, Surkamp was at the Sun's game too.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 8:29 PM PST reply actions  

They must all be warriors fans

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe just basketball fans. They happen to be in town when the Suns are home.

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, yea, gotta believe Crawford’s a warrior fan though

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I was going to joke about this but no

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

DONT DO IT

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, Crawford is a local, at least.

But Surkamp is from Cincy, Burriss is from D.C., and Jax is from Tulsa.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

is that every6thday?

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by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

/cha-ching arm motion

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I love him.

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 22, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Here

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Hola.

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 22, 2012 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

sup

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 6:38 AM PST up reply actions  

so, that Dorell Wright is lousy

Pedro Feliz.
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by son of ggf on Feb 22, 2012 8:31 PM PST reply actions  

Durrel Wrong you mean

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by Badly Browned on Feb 22, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

For some reason we are watching rugby 7s

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by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 8:32 PM PST reply actions  

I’m bored and my GPA is climbing back up towards a 3.0, so I’m going to start season 3 of Dexter. I finished season 2, like, a really long time ago.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 8:33 PM PST reply actions  

nah

Watch something good.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

People get killed for less than that, around here.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

For not recognizing that Dexter kind of blows?

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hey now the 4th and first season of dexter are amazing

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by operation carrot on Feb 22, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

There are a lot of better things to watch

For instance, Party Down. Everyone should go watch that immediately, if not sooner.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

party down was ok

I like adam scott but It wasnt that great
I did like the porn awards epi though

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by operation carrot on Feb 22, 2012 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

party down was epic.

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Party Down is the best show to watch when you’re in a really crappy mood because it’s a really funny show about people who are just slightly more fucked up than you

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I could never get into it.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 22, 2012 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Lets see

An asshole headline

A stupid premise

WHY IT MUST BE A KAWAKAMI column

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Yeah, I’m not going to read anything past the headline.

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by Natto on Feb 22, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

/click to begin slideshow

why yes.

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by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I predict his next job is to be a reporter for Bleacher Report.

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Refuse to read

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by 49er16 on Feb 22, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

That was one big blither…

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I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Feb 23, 2012 4:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey

The California 8th District is featured tonight in Stephen Colbert’s 435-part series, Better Know A District.

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 22, 2012 8:47 PM PST reply actions  

Hey.. that’s my district!

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I have the feeling it is a lot of the people on here’s district.

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 22, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

well.. my district is much better than your district

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah. It’s just the three of us and six hundred forty thousand close friends.

by wcw on Feb 22, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah. It’s just the three of us and six hundred forty thousand close friends litigants.

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by Bar None on Feb 22, 2012 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

The sue us because they love us.

by wcw on Feb 22, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

2cnd district representing

ole wally herger is finally retiring

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by operation carrot on Feb 22, 2012 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Comedy Central? Sweet! Also Futurama is on right now

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

What is that thing on Colbert’s forehead?

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

SPOILER ALERT

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Serious question? Ashes— it’s Ash Wednesday.

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by Smoke on the Water on Feb 22, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

OK

I didn’t know

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew it was Ash Wednesday but not the forehead thing.

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

No worries, just never sure when I might get chasm’d around here. The ashes on the forehead is a Catholic thing and Colbert is Catholic. Not sure if any other denominations also do it.

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by Smoke on the Water on Feb 22, 2012 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Tony Reali also does that.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

Given the Italian last name, I’d guess he’s probably catholic too

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by Smoke on the Water on Feb 22, 2012 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Colbert is Catholic.

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 22, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

And yet, Norwegian. What gives?

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 22, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

=/

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought he was Irish/German.

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by Natto on Feb 22, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Mad Men joke.

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C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Do they act serious when they aren’t mad?

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by Natto on Feb 22, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re always mad, so I’m not sure.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved the bit where he asked the representative from Wyoming to point out her district on a map of Wyoming.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Shift A

I almost hit like 15 Catholics today with my car.

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by scout6 on Feb 22, 2012 9:08 PM PST reply actions  

almost got into an accident just trying to get some coffee

because so many people were trying to parallel park at the church

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly. This was about 2 and a half hours ago.

They were darting across the street to get back to their cars.

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by scout6 on Feb 22, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yikes, look both ways when you cross the street people! Scary

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Crash Wednesday?

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

nice

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 6:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Were they Norwegian Catholics?

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by Tortured on Feb 22, 2012 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I would assume not

They did not attempt to raid my car.

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by scout6 on Feb 22, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure there aren’t 15 Norwegian Catholics.

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C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Me me me!

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 6:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I have to question your effort then. Surely you could have gotten at least one.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 22, 2012 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that the punchline?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
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by Giant among Angels on Feb 23, 2012 6:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Rugby is confusing.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 9:08 PM PST reply actions  

I like when they are doing a throw in and they hoist a dude up so he can catch it. It amuses me.

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 22, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah that tripped me out the first time I saw that. Crazy.

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by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Matt Kemp said he thinks he can go 50/50

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by DFARowand on Feb 22, 2012 9:14 PM PST reply actions  

Sure, you all like gallo, but then you don’t have to spend 20 minutes on the phone with him trying to get the DVD player working.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 22, 2012 9:20 PM PST reply actions  

haha

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You don’t know that.

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by Natto on Feb 22, 2012 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Natto spends 20 minutes on the phone with Gallo just chatting about stuff!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

what stuff natto

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 22, 2012 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s between me and gallo.

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by Natto on Feb 22, 2012 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like Natto’s going to be your new daddy.

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by Soulbrother16 on Feb 22, 2012 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

at least you're using protection

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 22, 2012 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

You don’t know that.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

This was my job the last year or so of college.

Customer service rep for Funai. Teaching old people how to set up their DVD players.

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by scout6 on Feb 22, 2012 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

"It won't let me"

the most damning phrase in the history of man

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 22, 2012 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Me: "Ok, you should have a cord with 3 color plugs.

on the back of your DVD player there are colored jacks. Plug the matching colors into the colored jack."

…./silence

Them “It’s not working”

Me: “Are all the colors in the correct matching place?”

Them: “No the red one is plugged into the yellow one.”

Me: /facepalm.

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by scout6 on Feb 22, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard that people have tried plugging power strips into themselves. Ever come across that?

by non sequitur on Feb 22, 2012 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

A modern ouroboros.

by wcw on Feb 22, 2012 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't recall getting one like that ever.

But it would not surprise me.

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by scout6 on Feb 22, 2012 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

I know this feeling. My first job out of college was help desk for Safeway stores.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 6:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I had to help my 93 year old great grandfather with his computer the other day because he “couldn’t get the internet to work.” He had changed his home page from Yahoo! and was completely lost. I give him credit for trying at that age.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.

by Soulbrother16 on Feb 22, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

If I were 93, I’m pretty sure the Internet would be a confusing mess.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I did tech support for about 6 months. Luckily it was a small company because I ended up just walking over to the person’s desk 80% of the time. People. pffftt….

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by ResDog on Feb 23, 2012 6:42 AM PST up reply actions  

<>

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 6:44 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL OLD

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by 49er16 on Feb 23, 2012 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Real Sports about that hockey team which died in a plane crash

little dusty in here

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 22, 2012 9:42 PM PST reply actions  

:(

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 22, 2012 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

their opposition suiting up the next night with no one to play…. pretty intense

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 22, 2012 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

eastern europeans are experts at mourning

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 22, 2012 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

The European team from a couple of months ago?

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

Ricky "Light Tower Power" Oropesa

by LincecumFTK on Feb 22, 2012 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

it’s mostly about how russia is an unpleasant place

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 22, 2012 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

The KHL team

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 23, 2012 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL Strike out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk3VAUwCQ9w&feature=related

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by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 9:50 PM PST reply actions  

ANYTHING CLOSE!

GOTTA SWING THE BAT!

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by scout6 on Feb 22, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Man this is actually really badass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=gH7RLVsINs4

I can’t believe I missed that live.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Rowand would have swung thinking that was close

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

Ricky "Light Tower Power" Oropesa

by LincecumFTK on Feb 22, 2012 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF Monta

waxing his hands? I thought that was for arthritis.

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by Tortured on Feb 22, 2012 10:04 PM PST reply actions  

So the linux mint hates ati graphics cards and it was cooking my computer so I have to use windows until they patch it

ughhh

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
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by operation carrot on Feb 22, 2012 10:08 PM PST reply actions  

SUPPORT NVIDIA

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by jctGamer on Feb 22, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Been thinking about checking out Ubuntu.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 6:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Apropos of a discussion from yesterday
Todd VanDerWerff @tvoti
The Regional Holiday Music commenters have created an AV Club within the AV Club. Like in Synecdoche, New York.

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C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 10:13 PM PST reply actions  

Damn you, stay out of my Seinfeld discussions, ya here.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 22, 2012 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

You never venture to that page, anyway, so I don’t see the problem.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

The Seinfeld page or the new Community4Eva page?

PS- hope they stay out of the Suburgatory thread ‘cause I’m in there now

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 22, 2012 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

The old Community4Eva page with 22,000 comments.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

That page now features reviews of the first 17 episodes of Community.

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C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Murray mentioned that. Anytime I go near a Community thing I have to leave real fast because it’s like 20-30 people just reciting either lines of dialogues or message board in jokes. The one time I did to propose the idea that an episode wasn’t very good, I got walloped

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 22, 2012 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

heh

I remember that. My own suggestion that the second half of Season 2 wasn’t particularly good was met with bemusement.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I watched episodes 8-13 of the first season today because I’ve had the DVDs for a few months and I miss the show.

They’re still good.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Feb 22, 2012 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a rule in Denzel Washington movies that you have to shoot him seven or eight times before he starts to show signs of wear and tear.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 22, 2012 10:25 PM PST reply actions  

Denzel Wasshington... BAD ASS

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Another good rule of thumb:

In post-apocalyptic films, the man who has the Gatling gun is generally gonna be in charge. So when the holocaust happens I’m beelining it to the nearest available Gatling gun and putting up shop.

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by Alex_Lewis on Feb 22, 2012 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahahaha, or i’ll just find Denzel Washington and just hang with him while he destroys everything, him or Will Smith.

That was a pretty awesome post

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Like the protagonist in videogames he has a health bar.

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 22, 2012 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Theres a tank parked at the bottom of my street. For some reason. So I’m good.

I tore the roof off the house for my son Chuckie Jones.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

/Denzel gets shot 7 or 8 times
/Denzel looks down at his body
huh
/Denzel commences destroying everything

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by ResDog on Feb 23, 2012 6:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I had no idea until today that Kevin Johnson was mayor of Sacramento.

How did they almost lose the Kings with a former NBA player as their mayor?

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by Tortured on Feb 22, 2012 10:54 PM PST reply actions  

K.J. in Sacramento, Dave Bing in Detroit.

by non sequitur on Feb 22, 2012 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Bing's at least doing slightly better than the last mayor, Kilpatrick...

damn

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Reason no. 9,856,221 why it's time for baseball again

Viewed Ashkon’s 2010 Journey rewrite and got a little misty-eyed at the mention of Oooooo-Ribe. Is secret agent Juan a meme here yet? If not, it should be.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Feb 22, 2012 10:59 PM PST reply actions  

You couldn’t pay me to listen to Ashkon.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Not even THAT song?

I dunno man… Given what happened next, I think I’ll always be a fan of that one. Plus, the final line involves shout outs to FP and Marty Lurie— where else can you find quality name dropping like that in the music world, I ask you?

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by Smoke on the Water on Feb 22, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never been able to watch the video straight through.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 22, 2012 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm with you

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Feb 22, 2012 11:14 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I did not mind the original song. Enjoyed it, even.

Everything that followed was fucking obnoxious.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

agree

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t mind the original as a kid. But hearing the White Sox and Dodgers use it. Hearing every middle of the 8th home game when the Giants were down it got old quickly.

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 11:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he’s referring to Ashkon’s parody.

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by Natto on Feb 22, 2012 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Correct.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

OK

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by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 12:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Ashkon makes a song parody. Gets to ride in the WS parade.
I create an original drawing. Get a bootleg t-shirt made.

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by Natto on Feb 22, 2012 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope you’ve learned your lesson. Your youth should have spent in karaoke bars, not learning to draw.

by non sequitur on Feb 22, 2012 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

At least your art isn’t cringe inducing. So there is that.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 6:32 AM PST up reply actions  

considering

the last Giants playoff song I remember was Who Let the Dogs out…I am okay with Ashkon’s song

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by CalBear949 on Feb 23, 2012 12:07 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Back in Seattle.

Failed at meeting up with both Jim & son of GGF. Truly I am a marvel of social engineering.

SF was great, though!

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Feb 22, 2012 11:44 PM PST reply actions  

Man, Colbert is killing it tonight.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 11:47 PM PST reply actions  

SOMEONE SHOULD STOP HIM!

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by scout6 on Feb 22, 2012 11:52 PM PST up reply actions  

He routinely kills it. I still think Daily Show is funnier and more biting social commentary, but last week I had to sit down because I was laughing so hard at a Colbert bit.

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 23, 2012 12:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I usually think Colbert is funnier actually. But the Daily Show definitely has more substance.

I tore the roof off the house for my son Chuckie Jones.
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 23, 2012 12:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Colbert is hilarious when you see him for the first time, but after a while it can get kind of grating. I watched him four days a week for a couple of years before stopping. Of course, now I don’t have time to watch The Daily Show, either, so I rely on my mom to point me to the good stuff.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 23, 2012 12:13 AM PST up reply actions  

This is how I feel.

Though whenever he busts out The Word it is basically the best thing ever

Adopted parent of Chris Stewart. Hey, at least he isn't Eli Whiteside or Bengie Molina!

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 23, 2012 12:51 AM PST up reply actions  

The Word has far and away the best writing of any recurring segment they do. You always know it’s going to be special.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Feb 23, 2012 12:55 AM PST up reply actions  

The Wørd, you mean.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 23, 2012 1:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I like the Daily Show more but both shows regularly make me laugh.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 6:31 AM PST up reply actions  

One of McCoven’s favorites, Brandon McCarthy (and his wife), will be on the cover of this week’s issue of ESPN the Magazine.

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by SFGuy on Feb 23, 2012 3:06 AM PST reply actions  

Fuck you, Grant.

We’ve had a great winter and as soon as you start with your spring BS we get snow.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 6:06 AM PST reply actions  

High 70s in Dallas. ResPup went to school in shorts.

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by ResDog on Feb 23, 2012 6:50 AM PST up reply actions  

/takes out switch blade
/won’t open because it’s frozen

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 6:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Should be near 70 here today, too. Then, severe thunderstorms tonight.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 23, 2012 6:52 AM PST up reply actions  

/throws frozen switch blade at you

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 6:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m jealous. I still get awestruck and watch thunderstorms undercover on the porch.

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by ResDog on Feb 23, 2012 7:05 AM PST up reply actions  

So, last night, I ate natto for the first time. It was a little slimy and chewy, but I liked it a lot. Sort of tasted like a funky roasted barley.

…in addition to the sex, though, I had this really delicious fermented soy dish for the first time.

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by rotorueter on Feb 23, 2012 6:15 AM PST reply actions  

Whoa.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 23, 2012 6:47 AM PST up reply actions  

shift-A

So, we’ve all been short Yen/USD, right? When do we cover is what I want to know.

by wcw on Feb 23, 2012 6:27 AM PST reply actions  

I’m short on US dollars right now. Pay day is coming up pretty soon though.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 6:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Today's Weather

I worked on some of the colors to make them less blendy, and took Natto’s very helpful suggestion add a drop shadow to the High/Low numbers. Comments?

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 23, 2012 6:48 AM PST reply actions   2 recs

<3

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

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by rotorueter on Feb 23, 2012 6:51 AM PST up reply actions  

This is amazing.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 6:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I miss that park so much. The grass seats, the margarita porch in RF. I remember watching Rich Aurilia throw bp to his young son on that practice field. I used to drive to Mrs. jhiat00’s salon a few blocks away and we would walk to games. I miss spring training :(

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 6:55 AM PST up reply actions  

My experience at Scottsdale Stadium in 2010 was great, but only by luck

I’d been at ST for a week, going to a bunch of Giants games in a bunch of different stadiums. Finally I was going to Scottsdale to actually watch the Giants play at “home”. Now, none of the other stadiums had had any issue with selling out. I had been able to walk up to the other games and buy tickets, from scalpers or from the box office. Not so at Scottsdale, which was completely packed and had no scalpers to speak of, except a guy trying to get me to pay 40$ for lawn seats.

In the depths of my despair, standing in the box office line despite the fact that I knew they were sold out, a dad and his young son walked up to me. “Sorry to interrupt, but did I hear you say that you need a couple tickets? I happen to have two extras, and I’d be happy to give them to you for $20 a piece”.

I immediately bought them. I wasn’t really sure what the layout of the stadium was, so imagine my surprise when it turns out that these tickets are beautiful, smack dab in the middle of the third base line, about 15 rows back. The “face” value on the tickets was something like $30, but the guy probably could have gotten 50 to 100 for em if he wanted. But he gave me and my buddy them for $20. He ended up sitting a few rows in front of where we were with his other tickets, and me and my friend bought him a beer and his son some ice cream.

by GiantPain on Feb 23, 2012 7:02 AM PST up reply actions  

That's awesome.

I used to watch them play there almost exclusively but the last 5 years or so it has gotten out of hand. That led to me watching them play at just about every other stadium but I always made sure to catch a game or two there. I always enjoyed seeing fellow Giants fans too.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 7:08 AM PST up reply actions  

My best experience was actually at the Indians stadium

Super cheap, nice facility, got to sit really close to the action. I could have touched Eugenio Velez!

by GiantPain on Feb 23, 2012 7:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I never went to the newer ones out west (Camelback Ranch?) or the new DBacks field out East. My go-to was Maryvale because it was always dead as a mofo.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 7:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Awesome

I want that Buster/Sun image on a t-shirt.

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by ResDog on Feb 23, 2012 6:52 AM PST up reply actions  

What is the best MLB game for 360?

I’ve been thinking about getting the new 2K game when it comes out.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 6:58 AM PST reply actions  

Isn’t 2K the only game?

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by say hey nation on Feb 23, 2012 7:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know. Maybe it is.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 7:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I always liked the MVP series from EA Sports but apparently they don’t make it anymore.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 7:10 AM PST up reply actions  

It really is just 2k10 for baseball video games, non-PS3 division. 2K also makes(made) THE BIGS, but I don’t know what that was about.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Feb 23, 2012 7:14 AM PST up reply actions  

2K12 it is!

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 7:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe Kate Upton will give you a tutorial!

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by say hey nation on Feb 23, 2012 7:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know what this is but I probably wouldn’t refuse.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 7:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Google Kate Upton 2k12 commercial.

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by say hey nation on Feb 23, 2012 7:18 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

It’s a 45 second commercial and doesn’t show any game play until 30 seconds in. But Kate Upton!

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 7:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap she was born in 1992.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 7:22 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah :(

Makes me feel like Walrusman.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Feb 23, 2012 7:23 AM PST up reply actions  

2K are only multi platform game

The Show is single platform. It is part of the licensing agreement 2k sports got with MLB. This was direct fallout of EA licensing exclusively with NFL and thus killing the 2k football franchise.

I hate what EA does to companies they acquire, game franchises they acquire, and their business practices, like NFL.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Feb 23, 2012 7:30 AM PST up reply actions  

On a Marlins side note. I got discussing the NL East last night at Quizzo and had some interesting results:

1) Polanco>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hanley

2) Mayberry >>>>>>>>>>>>Morrison

And oh, I also think that the Marlins have a top 5 NL offense this year, and its very likely the end up as one of the top 2.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Feb 23, 2012 7:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I really like the Marlins offense, but I also really like the Nationals.

Tough division.

by GiantPain on Feb 23, 2012 7:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I wanted to bring up the Nationals too, but I just couldn’t.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Feb 23, 2012 7:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like Ross just had an all around bad time in Florida.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 7:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Not a style I am fond of

Guys like Gabby Sanchez, who you want around, it is wise to give them 10-30k cookie to make them feel better about being a Marlin. Could save them 100k in Arb negotiations, up to millions in contract extensions. For a full time player who you know will play for a while, just makes sense to me.

But, Marlins have every right to do that. I just don’t agree with it.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Feb 23, 2012 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Breaking or not, this is funny
A reporter asked Bochy how Jeremy Affeldt’s health was. Bochy said, “He’s fine. He’s probably up there icing his jaw right now.”

<a href=“http://Read more: ”http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=" target="_blank">http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2012/02/22/SP9M1NAVD1.DTL#ixzz1nDcYsaOm" >Linked Piece Actually about Theriot and Nuschler

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Feb 23, 2012 7:21 AM PST reply actions  

Arg link fail

Article was mostly on Theriot’s relationship with Nuschler in Louisiana.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Feb 23, 2012 7:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Anyone catch Grant on Aussie radio a few minutes ago?

I tried but the audio of that webpage wouldn’t work.

by Daver321 on Feb 23, 2012 7:27 AM PST reply actions  

I couldn't get it to work either.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Feb 23, 2012 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I tried to quickly download the free iphone app and listen to it there but by the time I got it working all I heard was the guy plugging BaseballNation.com after Grant was gone.

by Daver321 on Feb 23, 2012 7:30 AM PST up reply actions  

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