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Official Too Early To Panic Panic Thread

Every year. I just don't learn. Every year I get surprised by the spate of minor tweaks and twerks that come with resuming baseball activities after a long hiatus. Right now, for example, TIM LINCECUM IS BROKEN. SOURCE.

Giants right-hander Tim Lincecum was scratched from his scheduled bullpen throwing stint Tuesday morning with a stiff back.

Lincecum threw briefly on flat ground before retiring to the athletic trainers' room to receive treatment. The injury isn't considered serious.

IT ISN'T CONSIDERED SERIOUS. Oh, wait. It isn't considered serious. It would be swell to escape spring training without a single one of these stories -- easier on the ol' ticker when you see the headline crawl across Twitter -- but they're inevitable. Lincecum and Ryan Vogelsong have one functional back between them right now, but it's February. Everyone is getting back into shape. Heck, I pulled my groin doing power rankings again because the offseason made me soft.

...

Anyway, you should click on that power-rankings link. That was the main point of that last paragraph. The point of the whole post is that Tim Lincecum's back is stiff, and now we're aware of it. The ancillary point is that you should go through the comments on the SFGiants.com story on Lincecum.

He's hurt and knew it when he held the Giants and their fans hostage for his last contract. it should be illegal. Everyone said his body would break down quickly because of bad mechanics!

Part of me wishes there were some sort of service I could pay to create this endless entertainment; the rest of me is glad that it already exists, and it's free.

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It is never too early to panic.

by Hyoton on Feb 21, 2012 5:08 PM PST reply actions  

Panik!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 21, 2012 5:08 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF WHEN I PANIC

Also I wish the E-Slap was a real thing. Cause there are some people who need it.

Adopted parent of future Giants starting SS Ryan "The Riot" Theriot. Just you wait.
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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 5:10 PM PST reply actions  

How about when you Panik?

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by CalBear949 on Feb 21, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh.

Adopted parent of Chris Stewart. Hey, at least he isn't Eli Whiteside or Bengie Molina!

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 5:10 PM PST reply actions  

BREAKING

lol Grant…the “Hearst Newspapers” of the interwebs.

We already went over the “injuries”, and I read the Power Rankings yesterday.

Pick it up GB…you’re lagging.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive father of Enmanuel de Jesus.

by bigboneded on Feb 21, 2012 5:10 PM PST reply actions  

It’s not good to go soft on vacation.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 21, 2012 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

This is your vacation? Are you being punished?

by Hyoton on Feb 21, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Massochist.

Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.

by ResDog on Feb 21, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You, Good Sir, are not the boss of my mouth!

Also: I smell a coup.

/turns on jponry signal

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive father of Enmanuel de Jesus.

by bigboneded on Feb 21, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not a coup… sorry about that, but it’s not healthy to retain, if you know what I mean. My apologies.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Feb 21, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice timing, genius

Take your vacation when spring training starts. No wonder you live in a cardboard box next to the Lefty O’Doul bridge.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 21, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Still?

Or does it just seem like you’re always on vacation?

/awaits…

Adopted Giant: Josh Osich

by baetown415 on Feb 21, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked your power rankings. The description of Prince Fielder and having to pay his bonus to the Mets was really funny.

Gus Benusa: His real name is Karl.

by Mrbasepaul on Feb 21, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah that was a funny article. For some reason the Ohio part had my in stitches. Screw that one guy.

I tore the roof off the house for my son Chuckie Jones.
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

oh yah screw that guy; his comments were either really stupid, or really stupid. the ohio part was funny. state motto: ohio

Gus Benusa: His real name is Karl.

by Mrbasepaul on Feb 21, 2012 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm surprised no one did it

This would have been a perfect place for the “worst poster” meme.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 11:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The offseason is not what made Grant

soft

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by CalBear949 on Feb 21, 2012 5:10 PM PST reply actions  

Am I allowed to panic about the Sharks?

They aren’t doing anything right.

Proud father of Chris Marlowe. Dude writes plays, sings jazz, and calls Denver Nuggets games...WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DOESN'T DO ANY OF THAT?

by jhawx on Feb 21, 2012 5:11 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

GAAAAAAAAAHHH

::Head explodes::

Adopted parent of Chris Stewart. Hey, at least he isn't Eli Whiteside or Bengie Molina!

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey it's a PP

2 minutes in which the Sharks will not be scoring.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 21, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

So different than the rest of the game

Adopted parent of Chris Stewart. Hey, at least he isn't Eli Whiteside or Bengie Molina!

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

How did the Shark's PK become so horrible?

Also, Sharks take the most number of shots and only 9th in goals scored.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 21, 2012 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

How soon until his shoulder explodes in a display of fireworks and confetti?

The human arm is not designed to throw a ball as hard as that for very long.


Reds manager Dusty Baker spoke about the pitching plan for Aroldis Chapman this morning. Chapman is preparing as a starter.

“We’re going to stretch him out to see if there’s time,” Baker said. “If there’s not time and there’s not quality, you can always back off a guy.”

Chapman started the transition in the offseason, but he was shut down with shoulder tightness before a start in the Arizona Fall League. That kept him from going to Winter Ball.

Adopted parent of future Giants starting SS Ryan "The Riot" Theriot. Just you wait.
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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 5:12 PM PST reply actions  

Stupid format
Reds manager Dusty Baker spoke about the pitching plan for Aroldis Chapman this morning. Chapman is preparing as a starter.

"We’re going to stretch him out to see if there’s time," Baker said. "If there’s not time and there’s not quality, you can always back off a guy."

Chapman started the transition in the offseason, but he was shut down with shoulder tightness before a start in the Arizona Fall League. That kept him from going to Winter Ball.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Repost

Dusty Baker: no reason to stop using a reliever until he is broken.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 21, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

or a starter

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I spent like 45 minutes working on a response to you in the last thread, not knowing I got chopped

Adopted Giant: Josh Osich

by baetown415 on Feb 21, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Repost!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 21, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It doesn't look like much:
People loves this meme but let’s not forget that Bochy played Torres over Rowand for most of 2010.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 21, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions


We apparently have different understandings of “most” and “over Rowand.”

Most of Torres’ starts in April and May were not in center field (aside from Rowand’s DL stint), Torres’ June starts were split almost exactly evenly between center and right (while Rowand still had more starts in center than Torres), and Rowand and Torres had the exact same number of starts (if I counted correctly) in center field during July. It wasn’t until late July that Torres actually supplanted Rowand in center; he was supplanting LOL BOWKER, DeRLOLsa and Nate in the corners up until that point.

Adopted Giant: Josh Osich

by baetown415 on Feb 21, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions

Adopted Giant: Josh Osich

by baetown415 on Feb 21, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

(TWSS)

Yeah, that sounds about right to me. And you mean Opening Day Left Fielder™ John Bowker.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 21, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Opening Day right fielder actually. DeRosa was the OD left fielder. LOL US!

Adopted Giant: Josh Osich

by baetown415 on Feb 21, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

/pulls off safety glasses
/rubs eyes

My God. I’d completely forgotten.

Ick.

/safety showers self

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 21, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

DeRosa-Rowand-Bowker

v.

Burrell-Torres-Ross

I think that might have had something to do with the Giants’ success in the playoffs.

Adopted Giant: Josh Osich

by baetown415 on Feb 21, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey,

DeRosa had a home run against Houston in that series. To right field even!

Adopted parent of future Giants starting SS Ryan "The Riot" Theriot. Just you wait.
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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a very strong reply. And also, I like that your adopted Giant is Osich. I hope he is healthy.

Gus Benusa: His real name is Karl.

by Mrbasepaul on Feb 21, 2012 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, I hope so too. My last two adoptees kind of went downhill after I adopted them.

Adopted Giant: Josh Osich

by baetown415 on Feb 22, 2012 12:22 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s why I adopted a dead guy.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 6:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Yankees signed Chavez today too?

ALL THE LEFT HANDED HITTERS WITH TERRIBLE FLAWS!

Adopted parent of future Giants starting SS Ryan "The Riot" Theriot. Just you wait.
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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 5:14 PM PST reply actions  

Damon's still out there

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive father of Enmanuel de Jesus.

by bigboneded on Feb 21, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Sign all the ex A’s!

Adopted parent of Chris Stewart. Hey, at least he isn't Eli Whiteside or Bengie Molina!

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Give them number 75

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I love that Beyonce song.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

True Story:

One of my New Year’s resolutions was to stop reading SFGate comments, because a) it was a waste of time and b) it was depressing.

February 21st and I’ve stuck to my resolution. I’m fitter, happier, more productive.

Proud subscriber to Irish Arguments Weekly ("America's only all-caps magazine")

by Kitspool on Feb 21, 2012 5:15 PM PST reply actions  

You should read the Yahoo comments.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 21, 2012 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

The late-night AM radio callers of the Innerwebs!

Proud subscriber to Irish Arguments Weekly ("America's only all-caps magazine")

by Kitspool on Feb 21, 2012 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

quick

HOW DOES THIS STORY RELATE TO HOW TERRIBLE OBAMA IS

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Feb 21, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

IT’S OBAMA’S FAULT THE METS SUCK

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

Fred Wilpon!!!!

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by CalBear949 on Feb 21, 2012 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

NO NO NO
It’s the ILLEGAL ALIENS!!!
Duh!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 21, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Late Night Sportstalk in Philly tonight: Best sports towns in america. This a weekly thing here, its weird. But it starts out with “well its not on the west coast…” and includes “its not Boston or New York” and ends up being “IT HAS TO BE PHILLY!”

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Feb 21, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

we’ll be the judge of your fitness, happiness, and productiveness!

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Feb 21, 2012 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Comfortable. Not drinking too much.

by fishmicmuffin on Feb 21, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Regular exercise at the gym

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Feb 21, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I made a note to stretch before throwing myself down the stairs

Have to shake the rust off after the long winter

Wheelin' it big in the outer outfield.

by rightcenterfielder on Feb 21, 2012 5:15 PM PST reply actions  

Are you a Reds pitcher?

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by CalBear949 on Feb 21, 2012 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG A SHARK GOAL

Adopted parent of Chris Stewart. Hey, at least he isn't Eli Whiteside or Bengie Molina!

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 5:16 PM PST reply actions  

I could just imagine a Columbus fan reading all the Sharks comments, telling all of you to just shut up “and try rooting for their team”.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

So true.

Adopted parent of Chris Stewart. Hey, at least he isn't Eli Whiteside or Bengie Molina!

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Two goals!

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by CalBear949 on Feb 21, 2012 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

FUCKING FINALLY

Adopted parent of Chris Stewart. Hey, at least he isn't Eli Whiteside or Bengie Molina!

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

A Devout Christian's Twitter Feed?

Adopted parent of future Giants starting SS Ryan "The Riot" Theriot. Just you wait.
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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I just spit out my whiskey. Well played.

by ColoradoGiant on Feb 21, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Sharks won that period!

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by CalBear949 on Feb 21, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I still hate everything

Adopted parent of Chris Stewart. Hey, at least he isn't Eli Whiteside or Bengie Molina!

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

We weren’t watching, we got side-tracked by a Kaiser billing error.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 21, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this where we talk about Community

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 5:21 PM PST reply actions  

NO

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

No one even knows what you’re talking about.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s messed up that he knows.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Feb 21, 2012 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

That episode is so good.

“Red Shoe Diaries.”

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it coming back?

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Feb 21, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

March 15

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

From what I read, they are bringing it back so that they could have enough episodes for a syndication deal (reruns). It’s not likely to return in the fall. Your other show, Parks and Rec, despite the low ratings, is expected to return.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

It has to return in the fall to get syndication numbers. 3 seasons isn’t enough.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

But yeah, Parks and Rec is safe.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

100 episodes is the magic number

Seasons don’t matter.

So...I've decided to adopt Seinfeld.

by positiveuphemism on Feb 21, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, yeah (although 88 can do it, too)

But there’s no way they get to those numbers in three seasons.

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C.R.E.A.M.
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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Not with Community

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think any show has seasons that long.

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Get the money
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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a television show.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you seen any of it, or was that Parks and Recreation?

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C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve seen several episodes of Community and always liked it. Parks & Rec I’m moving slowly through as I get the urges. Somewhere in season 2 right now.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Season 3 of Parks and Rec is so good.

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Get the money
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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been discouraged by all the Louis CK talk from the last few episodes, because he’s one of the biggest things I’ve enjoyed about season 2.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

He's great in Season 2

He’s been brought back for one episode, and a lot of people (me included) hated it.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

It wasn't good.

Proud parent of Gregor Blanco, the Mountain that Walks, MVP of the VWL.

by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

ugh

Ben/Leslie is the worst

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Get the money
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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I like them separately.

Coupling up on sitcoms is fraught with danger.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

They’re far better apart than together.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I look forward to it.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
David B. Flemming is Diamond Certified.

by Giant among Angels on Feb 21, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF, Clowe?

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 5:25 PM PST reply actions  

LOL SHARKS

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 21, 2012 5:27 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

WHY AM I WATCHING THIS TERRIBLE HOCKEY GAME?!

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 5:27 PM PST reply actions  

The record will be what?
tonapah_oscar 6 hours ago
The giants record after 31 games will be 14 and 26.

by Hyoton on Feb 21, 2012 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone can’t add.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Tonopah!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Feb 21, 2012 5:53 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

"Personall"?

What the hell is wrong with me?

Adopted parent of future Giants starting SS Ryan "The Riot" Theriot. Just you wait.
Twitter

by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I HATE EVERYTHING

Adopted parent of Chris Stewart. Hey, at least he isn't Eli Whiteside or Bengie Molina!

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 5:27 PM PST reply actions  

Even nothing?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 21, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially nothing.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Fucking Seinfeld

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I suppose I could go back to watching Fatto on Chronicle Live.

He’s such a human hemmorhoid.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 5:29 PM PST reply actions  

Even worse, they're talking about the As.

Proud parent of Gregor Blanco, the Mountain that Walks, MVP of the VWL.

by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Rewatch the World Series again.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a great idea.

Proud parent of Gregor Blanco, the Mountain that Walks, MVP of the VWL.

by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, the comment Grant mentions before, the OP goes on to say
I’m actually a Red Sox fan on the East Coast. Sorry for my comment, I didn’t know that it would get 20 people mad. My bad

Adopted parent of future Giants starting SS Ryan "The Riot" Theriot. Just you wait.
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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 5:30 PM PST reply actions  

Sharks, look at your life! Look at your choices!

Adopted parent of Chris Stewart. Hey, at least he isn't Eli Whiteside or Bengie Molina!

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 5:33 PM PST reply actions  

/shakes head sadly.

Proud parent of Gregor Blanco, the Mountain that Walks, MVP of the VWL.

by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I LEARNED IT FROM THE GIANTS !!

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Feb 21, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Look how well it worked out for them!

Adopted parent of Chris Stewart. Hey, at least he isn't Eli Whiteside or Bengie Molina!

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Gives up another 2 goals just to spite the parents.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 21, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Tim looks too skinny again.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 5:35 PM PST reply actions  

Jim will be happy if he ever comes back

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

He looked best in 2007.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

People who are big movie fans. Is February is when the worst movies come out? It seems like all the commercials I see for movies that come out around this time seem like crap.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 5:36 PM PST reply actions  

Yes. Post Oscar bait, pre Summer Blockbuster

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I say this because I see commercials for Project X and 21 Jump Street recently.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Safe

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s mighty mighty.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Yusmeiro Petit: dingerz.exe

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by rotorueter on Feb 21, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Just letting it all hang out.

by City Girl on Feb 21, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

April has another chapter of the “American Pie”, “American Reunion”.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Word

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by CalBear949 on Feb 21, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Some good and fun looking films coming out soonish

The Lorax
Project X
21 Jump Street

…hmm..yeah…well Lorax looks incredible.

So...I've decided to adopt Seinfeld.

by positiveuphemism on Feb 21, 2012 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m really just waiting for Brave.

I feel some sort of conflict about John Carter. I mean, Andrew Stanton, Michael Chabon, cherished sci-fi story… lot of promise there/

But it doesn’t look very good…

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

All of the trailers for John Carter have been extremely underwhelming.

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by Natto on Feb 21, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope it turns out to be good.

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by Natto on Feb 21, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Tim Riggins!

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

So do I. It looks like Conan Goes to Mars. :/

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh oh.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

On the other hand, Andrew Stanton and Michael Chabon have already started work on a script for a sequel…

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The Lorax looks bad.

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by Natto on Feb 21, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

you’d never know it from the commercials that it’s not a cute comedy involving old people and Taylor Swift but about environmental degradation and the evils of consumerism.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 21, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I just noticed that Grant left the Melky

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by CalBear949 on Feb 21, 2012 5:43 PM PST reply actions  

projection thread for 11 hours

Cain projection thread: 7 hours.

No respect at all.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 21, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I read a bunch of that SF Giants cot com comment thread

Now My head is stiff.

Oh me-o-my-o! So an acorn fell out of the tree and hit Chicken Little on the head. “Awk! The sky is falling. I’m going on the Intertubes and tell the King!”

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by Rolfyboy on Feb 21, 2012 5:48 PM PST reply actions  

Dead thread is dead

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 5:59 PM PST reply actions  

I’ve spend the last two hours looking for my favorite pen. I refuse to do any more work until I find my pen.

by City Girl on Feb 21, 2012 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not a pen! It’s a principle.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I like fine points.

It’s hard to get the PTB to order them. I hoard them.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Pat the Bat?

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish Pat the Bat ordered my pens for me.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

He would do something else than order pens for you.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

“pens”

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be encouraged

after the pens were secured.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Like what? Explain in full detail, please.

by City Girl on Feb 21, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

*spent

I’m distraught without my pen. I have to sign all these letters and I just can’t do it. A micro-uni-ball just won’t do.

by City Girl on Feb 21, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

.5 uniball FTW

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by son of ggf on Feb 21, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

No, that was when I was watching the Sharks game.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Shift-A: Did we LOL about Ichiro #3 hitter at best?

Also, this might have been a better joke about 2-4 years ago, but CHONE sounds like the evil corporation in Dune. Yeah. So take that, Figgy!

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Feb 21, 2012 6:03 PM PST reply actions  

Am I the only person that pronounces it “Cho-nee” as in chonies? As in skivvies, drawers, unmentionables, underroos, undergarments, bvds, etc.

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by ResDog on Feb 21, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, Pagan has pretty nice pants wearing.

He’s not Andres, but not bad.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 6:03 PM PST reply actions  

I’m happy that he’s on the team. I’ve wanted him for a long time.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope he works out.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I would really like Pagan if he just weren't at the expense of Andres.

But this is the world we live in now. It hurts :(

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by Cap M on Feb 21, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Shift + A

Cajun burrito, hot damn.

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 6:07 PM PST reply actions  

What’s in it?

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

A cajun.

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by ResDog on Feb 21, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Cajuns.

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by bgunn on Feb 21, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that’s a euphemism for Mike Fontenot’s junk.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 21, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

/Edelweiss signal

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I still think this is bizarre

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Not really

We have FlaGiant and Roger for prospects, GP, Evan for statistics, El Person for obscure facts, and Edelweiss for any questions on a player’s junk. It’s an essential component of this site’s dynamic.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

And we have Villiphied for questions on Alex_Lewis’s junk.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

And GP to ask about Billy Beane’s junk.

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 21, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t forget the crotch grabbers

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by son of ggf on Feb 21, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

dam.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Chicken, black beans, rice, onion, garlic, lettuce, hot cajun sauce of some ilk, maybe some other stuff.

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, that does sound good.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Was it especially large?

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 21, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Sí.

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Asian/Mexican fusion?

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 6:36 AM PST up reply actions  

waiting on Lunardi’s meat loaf to defrost

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by son of ggf on Feb 21, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

ugh

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 6:09 PM PST reply actions  

I gave up on the Sharks.

But they keep updating me.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

yup. Stupid ESPN Scorecenter app

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I follow them on twitter, silly me.

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by Merope on Feb 21, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too

But I don’t have twitter up right now

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Who's worse right now, Warriors or Sharks?

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by tobias on Feb 21, 2012 6:12 PM PST reply actions  

lol

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

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by jhawx on Feb 21, 2012 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, to put a finer point on it...

Who’s worse right now, Biedrins or Niemi?

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by tobias on Feb 21, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Nemo.

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Nemo only gave up one goal this evening, right?

The rest are on Greiss.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

3 each. Greiss has a .824 SV%. Nemo has .727

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

I didn’t realise Nemo had fallen quite so far.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Soooo bad for the past month

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The Sharks suck.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

BRING UP STALOCK!!!!!

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by Merope on Feb 21, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Denis Lemieux available?

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by tobias on Feb 21, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

What ever happened to NIttymaki?

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

The last one sold out at the sushi place.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

He hates us now

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

On loan to the Ducks AHL team I believe.

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

He passed through waivers and disappeared into the mist.
Or a Zamboni ate him.

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by Merope on Feb 21, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

OR SEXSMITH!

/giggles childishly

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by jhawx on Feb 21, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Or Hari Sateri!

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

DENIS LEMIEUX I SAY

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by tobias on Feb 21, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Keanu Reeves was the French-Canadian goalie in Slap Shot 2

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait...what?

There was a Slap Shot 2? With Keanu Reeves??

Man…that’s just messed up.

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by tobias on Feb 21, 2012 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It was terrible

And Keanu was actually pretty funny as a minor character

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't see him credited in imdb's listing

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by tobias on Feb 21, 2012 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh snap! You know what I was thinking of? Youngblood.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9rLLXTXfb8

But Slapshot 2 WAS still awful

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

How can it possibly be awful?

It had Stephen Baldwin, Gary Busey AND the Hansons!!

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by tobias on Feb 21, 2012 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

They've each allowed 3

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by tobias on Feb 21, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll answer that with another question

When is baseball season?

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Not soon enough

:(

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by jhawx on Feb 21, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

February and March are the worst months for sports unless you like basketball (assuming only non-exhibition games) or hockey.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I put that (assuming only non-exhibition games) in the wrong spot.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Just put my project to bed...

Just need to check it in in the AM. So it’s happy hour here!

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Feb 21, 2012 6:15 PM PST reply actions  

It's so purty outside

It’s my favorite time of day
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by City Girl on Feb 21, 2012 6:18 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

6:18?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

Twilight makes me happy.

by City Girl on Feb 21, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Rather too misogynist for me.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus, Vampires should be scary

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

and dark

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

racist

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate sparkly vampires and I don't care who knows it!

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a brave stand you’re taking there.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Only 14 year old girls and bored housewives like sparkly vampires.

by City Girl on Feb 21, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I sometimes wonder what it would be like to be the editor who first passed through the Breaking Dawn manuscript. By that point the series had grown so big that whatever Stephanie Meyer gave you was going to get through.

So she went for broke.

But somewhere… somewhere along the line some poor editor had to read that fourth manuscript with the professional intent of giving constructive feedback. And I wonder, I do wonder, exactly at which point they just gave up and passed it on for proofing.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow. I giggle just thinking about it

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Twilight makes me happy.

You like vampires?

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by 49er16 on Feb 21, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

wow the view from wherever you are in the city is awesome.

Gus Benusa: His real name is Karl.

by Mrbasepaul on Feb 21, 2012 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Looking north from a downtown skyscraper. If I cared I could probably guess which one.

by wcw on Feb 21, 2012 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooooh the Mr. ordered Whose Line off of Amazon!!
Yay, something funnier than this Sharks game to watch tonight.
Annnnnnnnd it’s the uncensored version!!!

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by Merope on Feb 21, 2012 6:19 PM PST reply actions  

I listen to the Proopcast every week.

LOOOOOVE!!!!!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Feb 21, 2012 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

chili cheese fritos

are deadly

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 6:20 PM PST reply actions  

Same calories and fat per oz. as fried pork skins.

Less protein also.

Less salt, though, so there’s that.

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by bigboneded on Feb 21, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Does anyone eat fried pork skins for protein?

by City Girl on Feb 21, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

/refrains from Pablo/Ratto/Fielder/CC jokes

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by bigboneded on Feb 21, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

You forgot about Villalona.

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by jhawx on Feb 21, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Bartolo Colon

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

That dude ate his visa for protein. Or something.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

roasting a chicken

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by jponry on Feb 21, 2012 6:31 PM PST reply actions  

Horse_ebooks?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get that person.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 6:34 AM PST up reply actions  

He SLIPPED AND FELL off the ship!

by Every6thDay on Feb 21, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

So that's what Commander Shepard calls it nowadays...

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Feb 21, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh shut up John Shea! Trying to make a big deal of Timmy’s back thing.

Proud parent of Gregor Blanco, the Mountain that Walks, MVP of the VWL.

by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 6:32 PM PST reply actions  

Not listening!! Lalalalalalalalalala

/puts fingers in ears

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 21, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

PANIK

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 21, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy Crap

Panda is actually good and he plays for the Giants.

Proud parent of Gregor Blanco, the Mountain that Walks, MVP of the VWL.

by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 6:38 PM PST reply actions  

Blasphemy

Adopted parent of Chris Stewart. Hey, at least he isn't Eli Whiteside or Bengie Molina!

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait

Ratto is almost saying that the As hired Manny to be Cespedes’ translator.

Proud parent of Gregor Blanco, the Mountain that Walks, MVP of the VWL.

by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 6:46 PM PST reply actions  

Hire someone for $500,000 rather than a Spanish speaking person for $50,000, Makes sense.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

John Shea is now saying,

re Manny: “How do you think Barry Bonds feels?” True that!

Proud parent of Gregor Blanco, the Mountain that Walks, MVP of the VWL.

by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PAN

..
GUYS I JUST READ THIS HEADLINE IN SFGATE: “LINCECUM SKIPS SEASON”

…wait, that’s “session”. never mind

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Feb 21, 2012 6:53 PM PST reply actions  

He probably just got high and slept through his alarm.

I tore the roof off the house for my son Chuckie Jones.
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Star Trek: The Next Generation

I’m seeing this for the first time, so I apologize if this is a repeat:

Worf gets denied for 15 straight minutes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edflm7Hh3hs

by Every6thDay on Feb 21, 2012 6:58 PM PST reply actions  

Michael Dorn does a voice in Mass Effect 2.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Marina Sirtis also, in ME 1.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Worf was the Meg of 1987-1994

Ultra-projectable
I feel like I want to rage. Right now.

by fjm on Feb 21, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

So I have a date going to Karaoke tonight

I know nothing current, but Bowie/the Talking Heads works, right?

Parent of Charlie Culberson.

by Cap M on Feb 21, 2012 7:00 PM PST reply actions  

If you can get through the vocal gymnastics that is Once in a Lifetime…you’re good.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive father of Enmanuel de Jesus.

by bigboneded on Feb 21, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Bonus points if you also do the “Same as it Ever Was” chopping motion thing down your forearm.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Feb 21, 2012 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Ground Control to Major Tom!

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Yusmeiro Petit: dingerz.exe

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Feb 21, 2012 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Bring the house down with Space Oddity.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Get drunk

and sing Men Without Hats songs

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

SAFETY DANCE!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 21, 2012 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

We can dance if we want to!

Adopted parent of Chris Stewart. Hey, at least he isn't Eli Whiteside or Bengie Molina!

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Safety Dance is a great karaoke song.

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 21, 2012 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Dancing Queen

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I submit I Will Survive as the single greatest karaoke song.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Yusmeiro Petit: dingerz.exe

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Feb 21, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I counter with Don’t Stop Believing.

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 21, 2012 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I return with Total Eclipse of the Heart.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive father of Enmanuel de Jesus.

by bigboneded on Feb 21, 2012 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

the Journey thing kills me. Like... sing Boston once in a while?

I usually rock Tom Petty, Bowie, Talking Heads, Boston and Faith No More.

Parent of Charlie Culberson.

by Cap M on Feb 21, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

is she an american girl?

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Feb 21, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Bon Jovi is at least as good as Journey for Karaoke.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Ring of Fire.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Feb 21, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

THE LOVE WHEN I SAW PARIS

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

LOLFAIL

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 21, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

We hired The Amazing Embarrassonic Human Karaoke Machine for our wedding and I sang that song at the reception.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Feb 21, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Go real old school rap

Rapper’s Delight

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

A little too angry

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Apache!

I tore the roof off the house for my son Chuckie Jones.
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

In honor of Whitney Houston, try “I Will Always Love You”. If I were your date, I’d be impressed by the courage to do that song alone.

And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii—iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii—eee-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ….

by non sequitur on Feb 21, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

What if they play the Dolly version?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Sing Journey!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Journey’s too cliche so I always go with Wonderwall and Champagne Supernova. Bonus points go to singing it in an English accent

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 21, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Back Street Boys is also there… but if you’re looking for good songs, yea, a little Oasis wouldn’t be too bad at all

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Bon Jovi is usually good for a crowd favorite.

“Dead or Alive” is a fun one.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Oasis isn’t cliche at all.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Less so than Journey, admittedly.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

“Time takes a cigarette….”

Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.

by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 6:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Iron Man

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 6:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Just a reminder for those of you doing the McC book club

Tonite is the last nite to finish the book before we start the thread tomorrow

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Come check out the McC Book Club Start Date 1/21

Proud parent of Seth Rosin: Couldn't throw an intentional walk if he wanted to

by operation carrot on Feb 21, 2012 7:28 PM PST reply actions  

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Yusmeiro Petit: dingerz.exe

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Feb 21, 2012 7:28 PM PST reply actions  

They look like they are skipping in the park

Adopted parent of Chris Stewart. Hey, at least he isn't Eli Whiteside or Bengie Molina!

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

they're racing to the hot dog cart

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Come check out the McC Book Club Start Date 1/21

Proud parent of Seth Rosin: Couldn't throw an intentional walk if he wanted to

by operation carrot on Feb 21, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

They must be going fast because it’s all blurry.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy Lord! Cabrera is ENORMOUS!

That’s not a fat joke. He’s a huge human being.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive father of Enmanuel de Jesus.

by bigboneded on Feb 21, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

He should stand next to Jon Stewart.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Better yet, me.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Yusmeiro Petit: dingerz.exe

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Feb 21, 2012 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

GO TIGERS!!!!

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Raging since 2009

by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Timmy and Yu Darvish could be besties!

Adopted parent of Chris Stewart. Hey, at least he isn't Eli Whiteside or Bengie Molina!

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 7:30 PM PST reply actions  

Dammit.

Adopted parent of Chris Stewart. Hey, at least he isn't Eli Whiteside or Bengie Molina!

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I studied for like 6 hours last night and I can’t remember any of it.

I tore the roof off the house for my son Chuckie Jones.
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 7:43 PM PST reply actions  

I procrastinated for the last six hours, and I remember all of it. Who’s the winner now?!?

by Monsanto on Feb 21, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

No school this week!

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Wha?

Why?

I tore the roof off the house for my son Chuckie Jones.
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

ski week

i have it too!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Feb 21, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

wat

I tore the roof off the house for my son Chuckie Jones.
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not off either, but apparently my friend in folsom has whole week off.

I has twitters https://twitter.com/#!/APR_studios

by Romosexual42 on Feb 21, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I think San Juan district is out this week.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 21, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is that a real thing?

Ski week?

And now public schools are getting it off?

I tore the roof off the house for my son Chuckie Jones.
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

growing up, i always got one week off in february and one week off in april

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Feb 21, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I got one week off in February and two weeks off in April in elementary school, but my elementary school was super cool.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

For, like, decades.

People peace out to go skiing the week of President’s day either way, so they just give kids the week off so they won’t miss class.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

What?!

I’ve never even heard of this. This is stupid. We didn’t even get a full week off for Thanksgiving.

I tore the roof off the house for my son Chuckie Jones.
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I’ve never gotten that.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Sac City gets a week at Thanksgiving now, but those are furlough days.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 21, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

SAC CITY TRICK SAC SAC CITY TRICK

I tore the roof off the house for my son Chuckie Jones.
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, I never got a fucking ski week and now I feel cheated.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Feb 21, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

YEA, WHAT THE FUCK

never heard of this before tonight, FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU moraga

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

ski week sounds like something rich areas do (or in other words, the 1%)

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s exactly what I was thinking. I never should have grown up in a bad neighborhood.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Feb 21, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Those bastards obviously kept it secret.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Feb 21, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like “Let’s take a week off so we could go to Vail”.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I went to a 1% school

We did not have a ski week

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 21, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s okay, you don’t have to hide it anymore, we know.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Feb 21, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this where I talk about my angst?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 21, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I meant high school.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 21, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

yay 1% schools... same thing!

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I had never heard of it until I spent time at Cornell

We didn’t get it at Berkeley.

Adopted parent of Chris Stewart. Hey, at least he isn't Eli Whiteside or Bengie Molina!

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like more of a Stanford thing.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Feb 21, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Quarter systems basically preclude getting time off in the spring. Spring break was only 1 week since we had to fit 22 weeks of instruction + finals after New Year’s.

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by speckops on Feb 21, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I live among rich people, so that fits.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

ELITIST!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 21, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

RUDE

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

VILE

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 21, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

CLASSLESS

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

SHAMELESS

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 21, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

BREAKING

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Raging since 2009

by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

BAD

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 21, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

again…everybody does 180 days. If you didn’t get a ski week you probably started school later or got out of school earlier.
Hayward Unified used to get Cesar Chavez birthday off. Number of days used to be the same for everyone.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 21, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what they say, but who really does the math?

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Feb 21, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

People calculating the ADA $$$

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 21, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I just went to school no questions asked, and loved days off, don’t remember exactly what days we had off

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Random teacher work day!

Adopted Giant: Josh Osich

by baetown415 on Feb 21, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

OH MY GOD

those were awesome, the best part is getting to school and realizing nobody’s there… then you feel dumb because you forgot there weren’t classes that day

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t say I’ve ever done this.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that’s me forgetting to tell my parents that we didn’t have class that day, because of teacher days

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I did this in my dreams a few times, because I was busy taking advantage of sleeping in.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Feb 21, 2012 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaha

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

i've never heard of this

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t have it off up here in eldorado county.

I has twitters https://twitter.com/#!/APR_studios

by Romosexual42 on Feb 21, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Some of it is furlough days out here…
districts are only required to have the kids in school for 180 days, however they split that up is up to them.

Though I guess now it’s 165 days or something…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 21, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Colusa High School has the week off too.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 21, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Fucking hate it when that happens

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Drinking two bottles of Gallo Merlot will do that to you

Gus Benusa: His real name is Karl.

by Mrbasepaul on Feb 21, 2012 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow is Justified great

Love everything about this show.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 21, 2012 7:45 PM PST reply actions  

I think they make sure at least one person dies every episode.

I tore the roof off the house for my son Chuckie Jones.
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

It sure has been that way this season.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 21, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

No spoilers

I haven’t seen tonights episode yet.

I tore the roof off the house for my son Chuckie Jones.
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I won’t give anything away.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Feb 21, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I heart that show so much

Adopted parent of Chris Stewart. Hey, at least he isn't Eli Whiteside or Bengie Molina!

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn't think they could replace Mags

The Carpetbagger is damn near close.

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by 49er16 on Feb 21, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Been meaning to see it.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You need to see it from the beginning.

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by 49er16 on Feb 21, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I always do.

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Get the money
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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Every part of Raylan in the trailer with Ava and the hooker and her pimp was so fucking great.

For people who don’t watch the show…that’s not what it sounds like.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Feb 21, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, spam on chopped tonight

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by jponry on Feb 21, 2012 7:49 PM PST reply actions  

Who the hell is Pam?

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Pam Beasley!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Pam Halpert

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Feb 21, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

wow scott conant just laid down the hammer

deservedly so

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Feb 21, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

That show is a farce. I saw a dude win the other day and he didn’t even have a dessert to present!

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 6:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Sharks Fans

Should I care whether we get Rick Nash?

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 8:09 PM PST reply actions  

It would be jawsome, dude

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by speckops on Feb 21, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Who needs Rick Nash when you got a dominant player like Tommy Wingels...

but seriously, they don’t have the cap space to keep him

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

And you would have to break the bank to get him.

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea… not likely

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Kevin Kurz @KKurzCSN Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
NHL Network’s Darren Dreger reporting Sharks are “emerging as a strong contender” to land Rick Nash bit.ly/z3PT7c

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I would have to break something.

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

We would have to give up a Couture or a Pavelski to get him. And that isn’t worth the price, in my opinion

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Mitchell and one of our 3 million minor league goaltenders?

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by Merope on Feb 21, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Can we give them Colin White?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Feb 21, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Somehow I don't think Columbus will be tricked into taking our 3rd/4th liners for their superstar

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

poop

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Feb 21, 2012 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Colin White sounds like a name that should be a Padres middle reliever.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It's fine if they trade Pavs

Just don’t trade Couture.

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by 49er16 on Feb 21, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Wilson like that though, trading away young talent?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

superstar type status too

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

More like our draft picks.

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

draft picks, fine, but not a proven talent in Couture

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It has been a long time since we had a young home grown potential superstar. Most of our homegrown players matured into their skill. So I don’t really know what he will do

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

He traded Seto.

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by 49er16 on Feb 21, 2012 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

True, but he was on the decline at the time.

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

He'll still trade young players.

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by 49er16 on Feb 21, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

So you believe that Couture is trade bait?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, they did get Burns in return, which was more of a need, right? and what’s he done this year?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Dominic Moore for a second rounder

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Was it worth it?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m mad at the Sharks.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 21, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I honestly haven’t watched a full Sharks game since October. I’m kinda tired of wasting time on them.

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by 49er16 on Feb 21, 2012 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

/takes notes

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

And, yet, didn’t you waste 2011 with the Giants?

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I love the Giants more than the Sharks. The Sharks just keep my occupied while the Giants are enjoying their offseason.

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by 49er16 on Feb 21, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I watch sports for the distraction…the Sharks are not distracting, just disappointing.
The game was on tonight, but we weren’t paying much attention.

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by Merope on Feb 21, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

And that’s why I’m not watching the Sharks right now. They’re disappointing. I’ll watch an NBA game for a distraction.

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by 49er16 on Feb 21, 2012 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no clue what’s been plaguing this team the past week, they played alright in Detroit, but just looked lost tonight for a while

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

i will throw something, break windows and maybe the television

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I would boycott the Sharks if they traded Couture.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they’ll trade Barry Zito or Pat Falloon.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Then I would like that trade.

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by 49er16 on Feb 21, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

best part of tonights game:
David Pollak @PollakOnSharks
Not that they’ve had much to cheer about, but hearing a “Let’s go Redhawks” chant for ex-MiamiU players Boyle and Wingels on #sjsharks.

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Wingles had a fight!

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

and a good one, stuck up for Couture getting smashed on the boards

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

the inside here is that the guy he fought with is an OSU player

Miami vs. OSU rivalry right there

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I unfortunately don't know how to panik

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:09 PM PST reply actions  

SHARKS ABOUT TO GET NASH BRIDGES!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 21, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Don Johnson named his daughter "Atherton."

What a nerd.

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I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Atherton Johnson. Wow

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

STEVE NASH!?!?!?!

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

My mother liked that show but i thought it was terrible/

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

No Eric Byrnes on KNBR this week.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 8:25 PM PST reply actions  

Kevin Lynch is on!

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Byrnes is doing MLB Network this week. Speaking of which, anyone catch the top 10 DH right now show? I’m wondering who is number one. Seems like a pointless show with only 14 DHs in baseball.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Byrnes is doing MLB Network this week

He’s been on with Dan Plesac which is the circle of hell.

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by 49er16 on Feb 21, 2012 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

For some reason, Billy Ripken loves the Giants. He’s picking them as the “2012 World Series long shots” (at 17 to 1) pick.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

fuck face

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Barry Bonds gotta be in the top 10

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The DH countdown is by team not player. The next one will be interesting….catchers.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

GO GIANTS

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I assume their number one is probably TL2’s boy, Brian McCann.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

and watching part of the DH countdown. I am now in the get rid of the DH camp. I was in the middle before. Just add 2 roster spots per team or 30 more jobs. Even go up to 3 more roster spots or 60 more jobs.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Anything to get rid of that abomination.

by wcw on Feb 21, 2012 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I would go that far but there is just no point in the DH.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

The players union will never get rid of it.

And to hell with them for that.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

If you add major league jobs, they will.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

They care about the money as opposed to the player. If more players are making an MLB salary, they’ll accept it.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Screw the players union

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

...How is that?

Who best uses the DH?

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

About production at the position.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

That's weird.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

wow

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s Web MD’s cousin

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by speckops on Feb 21, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Web DuBois’ first cousin is Seymour Butts.

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by 49er16 on Feb 21, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

At a certain point civilization has to hit rock bottom, right?

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 6:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I see no reason to believe there is a bottom.

by BestHyperboleEver on Feb 22, 2012 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I see no reason to believe we were all that civil in the first place.

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Fuck you!

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Throughout the ages the proper civil response would be to inform this gentleman

Go fuck yourself!

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow, the last TV Club thread for Community has 22,000+ comments on it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Feb 21, 2012 8:44 PM PST reply actions  

Those people scare me a little.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

do they argue about TV?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

And occasionally mention baseball?

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

not often, but there are at least two people who use TImmy as their avatar

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 21, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I've seen the occasional mention.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Hah! Then they are just like us

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The Community thread has several sports-related discussions a week.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

You think cake vs pie is contentious?

Try mentioning BSG over there.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT, that's crazy

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

At least the Great Lost Wars have subsided. I think I took a couple hits during that one

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 21, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I miss Zodiac MF

He seems to have vanished.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

you participate over there or something?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Good, maybe it’ll keep them out of other threads

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 21, 2012 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

hiss

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Get the money
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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

You get out of my BSG threads, you here me!

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 21, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Today feels like a good day to hijack the Glee thread. Or it would be if anyone actually cared about Glee.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Go forth and destroy the Glee, although the Glee thread is usually pretty entertaining in itself as it’s about 200 comments making fun of the show

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 21, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s fun because nobody likes it anymore, and that includes VanDerWerff.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

VanDerWerff’s never really liked it, he just kept on hoping it would realize it’s potential and he gave up about a season ago

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 21, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I still don’t really get the Chang thing, but I loved it.

Also reading about Glee lets me spoil my friend who still watches it but not until the weekend after it airs.

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Get the money
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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

“Did you hear how this week they sang?”

“DAMN IT EL PERSON AGAIN?”

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

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Get the money
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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s pretty much the only thing I know about Glee, so it’s the only joke I can make with any confidence.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, most of what I know I gleaned from the last episode of Community.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Glee is all about suicide this week. Awesome.

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

girlfriend thought it was just a bit odd

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Lee Adama is the greatest mass murderer in history.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

He singlehandedly denied quality medical care to tens of thousands of years worth of people.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't get me started on how they ruined Gaeta.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember being mad about Gaeta at the time, but I look back on his arc with an odd fondness now.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

He was right about the old man.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked what happened to Gaeta, or at least the mutiny storyline was the last great moment of the show

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 21, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

It certainly gave Bill Adama one of his last true BDH moments.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know what a BDH moment is, but I loved Laura Roslin’s “I’m coming for all of you!” rant. And frak Gaeta.

by QuakeFan on Feb 21, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Big Damn Here

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

*Hero dammit

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, when the mutineers open that crack in the hatch and he opens fire. Awesome.

by QuakeFan on Feb 21, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Fucking Anders just shoots Gaeta in the leg and no one cares.

Poor fucking Gaeta, I would have gone ape shit, too, if I was him.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

In theory, Anders gets his.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL, goo boy.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Gaeta was dead to me after his perjury.

by QuakeFan on Feb 21, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That was so out of character.

Baltar deserved it, tho.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

It was entirely in character

After the New Caprica escape his character was defined by rage. The perjury was just an attempt to murder Baltar.

And Baltar did not deserve it. He committed two major crimes on the show, but was charged with neither at that trial.

by QuakeFan on Feb 21, 2012 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Gaeta was the spy that kept them alive on NC,

and instead of being acknowledged as a hero, he was almost murdered for it. He knew what a dangerous person Baltar was and that he needed killing.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Gaeta almost got killed because he was too stupid to make his defense and reveal himself as the inside source until Starbuck almost beat it out of him.

Gaeta wanted to kill Baltar because Baltar knew about Gaeta’s feeding names to his Cylon 8 mistress, getting civilians killed.

Everybody knew how dangerous Baltar was (well not entirely, since nobody ever found out he was responsible for the Cloud Nine nuke), but Roslin gave a blanket pardon to all humans on New Caprica. But somehow that didn’t apply to Baltar because “we don’t like you very much. Because you’re arrogant. Because you’re weak. Because you’re a coward, and we, the mob, want to throw you out of the airlock, because you didn’t stand up to the Cylons and get yourself killed in the process.”

by QuakeFan on Feb 21, 2012 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

This sounds like a level of BSG fandom that I don’t want to get into. I enjoyed the show, that’s enough for me.

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by Soulbrother16 on Feb 21, 2012 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure there’s someone on the TV club saying the exact same thing about baseball. JUST ENJOY THE GAME NERBS.

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by Soulbrother16 on Feb 21, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

lol I’m just making fun of the last 20 minutes.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s always funny to read people’s reactions when they notice that.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s a TV club?

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by Soulbrother16 on Feb 21, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

i had to research this...

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Their reviewers are usually really good.

The commentors, not so much, although a few are pretty funny.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

gonna be my new place to see some reviews on the shows i watch

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

AV Club, Sepinwall and Mo Ryan are my go-tos.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

and here i thought it was IGN that'd be good... whoops

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL U

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Sepinwall- his tastes and my tastes are a lot aligned.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 21, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

This line. I read Sepinwall all the time.

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 21, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

He was so dead on about what sucked about The Walking Dead this week.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll have to check it out. I’ve discovered that the Vulture Blog is perhaps the most dead on about the show (snark, snark, and snark) but the AV Club is going back and forth on it (the commenters, however, are pretty much against it at this point). Actually, the write up for last week’s episode pretty much summed it up too

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 21, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually don't think I read the AV Club on TWD.

The show itself is so annoying I couldn’t be bothered to read about it.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The review was about how the characters aren’t developed so nobody cares about them and that they’re not even good enough characters to stand as arche-types. Then there’s the guy who does a weekly “Smart-o-Meter” in which he ranks each character by how stupid they were that week.

That bits really funny

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 21, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

They don't act like actual human beings

is the problem.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Just read it.

How can that review earn a B rating?

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Because the letter grades are trolling.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean… they’re just… letters… man

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H

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 21, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

7

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

NUMBERS MEAN NOTHING

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU SUNK MY FUCKING BATTLESHIP!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 21, 2012 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

TAKE A SHOT!

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

YAHTZEE

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I cannot wait for this line to show up in the new movie.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Why do they bother, then?

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Comment bait drives up page views

The Glee reviews are the best because VanDerWerff will rate an episode an F and then in the little thing on the side where users can grade it themselves he’ll give it an A.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The vast majority of reviews I read are about things that annoy me, because I want to see other people being annoyed too.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

They still think that 2 Broke Girls has “potential”, so.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL RACISM

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never seen the show, but I’m pretty amazed that anything that racist could air in 2011.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Well.

Tech N Talk.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

dear god

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Skip Bayliss?

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

The commercials make it seem like the worst show in TV history.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s pretty fantastic by the standards of Internet comments.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

the level of pop cultural nerdom is amazing. It’s a lot like this site not just because of the but because there’s inside joke after inside joke that it takes months to finally figure

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 21, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

109

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Those parts are good

it’s the juvenalia that gets annoying after a while. And they can be really mean. People here don’t let things get mean (well, except towards certain posters), but over there it’s pretty cutthroat.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

OF COCK

I feel like I know most of the first eight seasons of The Simpsons by osmosis at this point.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a paddlin'.

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

You couldn’t find the old episodes of the Simpsons on TV if you wanted to. It’s never shown.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, that's what happens when the syndication package is that huge

Fortunately, there’s the Internet.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Syndication only seems to show 2009-2010.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

really, channel 58 here in Sac has had the Simpsons on FOR-ever. And they start from season 1.

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by Merope on Feb 21, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

This week there are a couple episodes from 1999 but on Thursday at 11:30 it’s “MoneyBART” from 2010.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually

Our local fox shows two episodes of the early Simpsons every weeknight. First 6 seasons or less or so.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Who could read all that? This place moves fast enough.

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by Soulbrother16 on Feb 21, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I <3 their classic Scrubs reviews.

by GiantPain on Feb 22, 2012 6:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I read them too. Scrubs never gets enough love

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 22, 2012 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Shift A

Yep.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 8:56 PM PST reply actions  

Giants gonna go for 100 wins for sure this year

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s pretty amazing that the difference between the 2010 regular season and the 2011 regular season was about was a week’s worth of wins. Sure as hell didn’t feel like it.

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

It is sad that I remember the exact moment I gave up on the 2011 Giants.

It was the Braves game that Wilson blew the save for. For some reason that was my breaking point.

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 21, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I remember making a big long angry post that night about it.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Games I got to watch that summer:
Freddy hurting his shoulder
Zito imploding in San Diego
The blown save in Atlanta

Luckily, I was drinking during all three games.

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

How on earth are you still alive?

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by speckops on Feb 21, 2012 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

this.

i actually agree. They looked pretty pathetic in comparison to 2010

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants weren't even good in 2010 until September.

And they barely squeaked into the post season. But it was a hell of a ride.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

On July 4th, the Giants were 41-40. The rest of the way, they were 51-30.

August sucked, but July and September were amazing.

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

See what I'm saying.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

On August 3rd, they were 62-45.

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

But August sucked because of the Tim drama.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

When did they get Jose Guillen?

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

August 13.

Cody got plucked off waivers 9 days later.

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Happy birthday to me!

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by Soulbrother16 on Feb 21, 2012 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

better question, WHY

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

2010 Jose Guillen, 2011 Orlando Cabrera (it’s not a meh trade like one person says it is, they could have had him for free 3-4 days later). What horrible player will the Giants trade for in 2012?

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Brown for Alex Rios.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

YUNIESKY

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 21, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

They’ll get Yuni for Gary Brown and Heath Hembree. One person here will say it’s a meh trade.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

really

Neal is exactly the same as Brown?

Come on…both were Meg trades

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meh trade

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by CalBear949 on Feb 21, 2012 9:20 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Cabrera could have been acquired FOR NOTHING. The Indians were going to release him. Neal was a serviceable piece

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

serviceable piece for what?

Who said the Indians were going to DFA Cabrera?

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by CalBear949 on Feb 21, 2012 9:23 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Can you even recall who

the Giants traded for Guillen?

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Kevin Pucetas.

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Your Pucetas is jealous

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 21, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Still proud of that.

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks

and his contribution to the Royals is/was????

Getting DFA’d in June 2011

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by CalBear949 on Feb 21, 2012 9:30 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

A trade piece is a trade piece.

Effectively wasted.

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

a trade piece is only as good as what others value it.

Pucetas was worth 1.5 months of Guillen

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by CalBear949 on Feb 21, 2012 9:32 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

So you agree that there’s some measure of value, and that value was wasted on Jose Guillen.

Glad we had this chat. Moving on.

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

He put up an 89 OPS+ with atrocious defense and nightmarish baserunning. Regardless of what we gave up for him, it was stupid to even let him on the team. He took playing time from people like Nate and Ross, who could have helped the team much more.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

Ross was not there when they traded for him. But the rest is valid.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Pucetas was worth 1.5 months of Guillen

because he was traded for 1.5 months of Guillen!

Science!

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by speckops on Feb 21, 2012 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It sure is nice having all these scientists around.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t you see, that’s what the market valued him at! Ergo it must be what he was worth!

Affeldt is worth $5 MM, because that’s what he’s being paid!

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by speckops on Feb 21, 2012 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

So Zito is worth $18 million this season?

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what he’s being paid, so yup!

I’m a scientist, trust me!

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by speckops on Feb 21, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

as opposed

to what people here thought he was worth?

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The giants make some interesting "moves"

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn't matter

Having Jose Guillen made the Giants worse.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder which McCoven

sent the PEDs to his house.

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by Tortured on Feb 21, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

/looks away

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Both the Guillen AND the Cabrera trades were unnecessary.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

IAWTC

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

YUP

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Something tells me if the Giants really made that trade to get Yuni, you would defend it.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

why?

Meh trades are neither worth defending or get riled up for.

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You can get riled up that they are being made.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh trades are neither worth defending or get riled up for.

/defends

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

not a defense

just more a reaction to people’s disdain

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You spend an awful lot of time reacting.

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

This one is partially my fault. I took a shot at him.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

what’s the point of being here otherwise

I mean the discussion started with the equating of Brown and Hembree to Neal.

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Do you not realize where you are?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

..

http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/102011/dubstep.jpg

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

People love dubstep?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Neither were meh trades.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Why were the trades made in the first place?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

lottery ticket trades…small chance to contribute in return for prospects that have small chance of being MLB players.

People freaked about Lopez for Bowker and Martinez and the RamRam trade.

Cabrera and Guillen didn’t work out but nothing to get riled up about.

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The problem is that they were both expired lottery tickets.

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by Natto on Feb 21, 2012 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

And tickets that expired 2 years earlier.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Those lottery tickets are just due.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Lottery ticket trades work better when you trade for players who aren’t so obviously bad.

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

really

Cuzco everyone knew that Lopez and RamRam were going be critical pieces in the Giants 2010 season.

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I am quite amazed at your anime/cartoon knowledge.

Have you seen the new Gibli film?

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I'm an animator

I gotta know my toons. I haven’t seen Arriety yet, but I want to.

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by Natto on Feb 21, 2012 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m waiting for BluRay so I can watch it with the original voice track.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

It looks really good, though.

Kind of wish I’d read The Borrowers.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, you still could. They are kids books. One book would take you all of, say, 3 hours. I read all of the Borrowers books when I was a kid. I think chickenpox had something to do with that.

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Yeah, I’m going to read them eventually. They just haven’t been high on my lit priority list.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

The voices don't seem that bad in the commercials.

And Will Arnett and Carol Burnett.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the Princess Mononoke voice cast just set me off the whole thing entirely. I watched that one the first time in English and I thought it was kind of lame. Then a while later I watched it in Japanese and I really liked it. Then I watched it in English again and went “What the shit? Why does this guy have an American Southern accent and this woman has a British accent and… where is this set again…?”

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think I ever saw Mononoke in Japanese.

Also the girl that is playing Arrietty is actually not that bad.

Dunno about the boy though.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

No, Kuzco

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, I should go to Peru. They know their baseball there.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

My Spanish teacher was from Peru. He said he would write the Giants letters suggesting what they should do. His favorite player was “That one guy, whats his name.”

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That’s my favorite, too.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Only it was

“Que un hombre, ¿cómo se llama?”

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

lol machine translation

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I don’t think that quite works.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I couldn't remember a better way to say

“That one guy”

:(

High school Spanish was so long ago.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Eso hombre?

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Ese

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I though that sounded more correct, but for some reason I was thinking that “eso” corresponded to the masculine and “ese” to the neuter instead of the other way around.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

That would make sense, wouldn’t it? It’s kind of weird.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes it would

Since ending in “o” is pretty much always in indicator that a word is masculine.

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Como tu mano, ese. Como tu mano.

by wcw on Feb 21, 2012 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Pop-pop?

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NO TOUCHING

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 6:28 AM PST up reply actions  

They were average/above average for the position they played. Guillen and Cabrera were far, far, far, far (just imagine I typed far like 80 more times here) worse than that.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

and people thought Bowker was Belt

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Bowker was never the prospect Belt is. He certainly deserved more of a chance than he got though.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t say that he was but people certainly freaked out like he was

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by CalBear949 on Feb 21, 2012 9:52 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

my point is that no one talks about those trades and they benefitted the Giants but gripe about Cabrera and Guillemot, who in the end did not have any significant impact on the Giants

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""

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Those should be guillemets

wtf autocorrect

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I already caught it like 10 times…stupid autocorrect

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I hate SBNation autocorrect. Now THAT is unnecessary.

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Damn. Autoformat, yeah.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, whatevs

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not the argument. Moreover, those players were actually playing well when they were acquired.

Guillen when acquired from KC:
.255/.314/.429 with bad defense
Cabrera when acquired from CLE:
.244/.277/.321 with bad defense

Doesn’t exactly take a fortune teller to figure out how those would pan out

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you need to go back to that Lopez and RamRam thread and review the freakout.

Pucetas and Neal are no where near Bowler or Martinez

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The freakout is irrelevant, as it had nothing to do with their performance before or after the trade. They were relievers having nice years, not flailing clankmitts in the twilight of their careers.

We may not have lost much in acquiring them, but that doesn’t make them anything other than stupid trades.

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you are missing the point

We are talking how some trades do not need to be made.

Not the freakouts.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

no

they were trades that people didn’t think would work out and didn’t work.

Giants needed a RHB power bat when they picked up Guillemot and a SS when they picked up Cabrera.

Would the trades been unnecessary if Guillen hit like Burrell in 2010 or Cabrera turned out like Tejada did for SD in 2010?

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that's a total strawman argument

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by CalBear949 on Feb 21, 2012 10:49 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I agree

but it’s just as outlandish as thinking Guillen was going to hit like Burrell or Cabrera would produce when there was no historical or current evidence to show they might.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

did you expect Burrell to hit like Burrell did 2010 after hitting atrociously for 1.5 years?

of course there was a low chance of success that Cabrera would be good but that is why they gave up only Neal, who has a low chance of being a MLB player

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Didn’t have to give anyone up for Burrell. And he was super-cheap.

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by Natto on Feb 21, 2012 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

so it would have been a disaster had the Giants traded Pucetas to get Burrell?

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It cost the Giants nothing to take a chance on Burrell

Nothing. Just money.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha.

So something. But it was money.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

right but then we’re talking about value not necessity.

Funny I don’t hear much abt how Sabean gave up Bowker and Martinez to get a meh LOOGY or why he traded for a meh RHP reliever

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1) Do you listen to yourself? Earlier you talked about how people where upset about that.

2) If you check that thread, I was one of the biggest opponents of that trade. Yeah it worked out and I was wrong, but I still think the idea behind it was flawed.

3) You could at least defend those guys as being recently useful. Lopez before being traded to the Giants had an ERA+ of 146 for Pittsburgh. That season. Ramon Ramirez? ERA+98 for 2010 before coming to the Giants, but the year before it was 141. Cabrera and Guillen were bad and had been bad for years before they were traded for.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

1) I am talking about now

2) You may think the process is flawed but there is more than one way or POV as to the process

3) Bowler and Martinez were much more valuable than Neal.

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I’m not even sure what you are criticizing at this point.

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

1) people love ripping the FO for picking up Cabrera. Yet it was a very minor trade for a minor prospect.

2) people talks about the trades that they predicted were not going to work out in ripping the FO but often fail to point out when they were wrong about a trade.

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I was wrong about the Ellis Burks trade.

You?

by wcw on Feb 21, 2012 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I was wrong about Guillen being able to contribute and thought that really signing Winning was a good idea.

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Who’s ‘Winning’?

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sorry on the phone

Winn

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2) If you check that thread, I was one of the biggest opponents of that trade. Yeah it worked out and I was wrong, but I still think the idea behind it was flawed.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re the reason I used the term often

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1) Degree is not important. It was a bad trade from the outset, and it was bad for the organization. That “very minor prospect” could have been allocated in a way that wasn’t obviously bad. Unnecessary, lateral, wasteful.

This isn’t about a witch hunt for the FO. This is about Orlando Cabrera being shitty at baseball.

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 11:26 PM PST up reply actions  

and Cabrera was likely to be released in early August.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Orlando Cabrera started 63% of the games the Giants played after trading for him. And they traded for him to start those games.

Trades that you make to acquire players you intend to start regularly are not minor.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 11:26 PM PST up reply actions  

that would be on the manager…not what the Giants gave up in the trade.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 21, 2012 11:27 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Sabean acquired Cabrera to be a starter. In my book, moves designed to acquire starters are significant, regardless of cost.

But we’re clearly reading different books.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 11:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm going to take a stab in the dark here

and guess that Bochy and Sabean talk at least once a month about this stuff.

Maybe twice.

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 11:30 PM PST up reply actions  

sure they do

yet Sabean had to trade away Bengie to get Buster to play at C.

I got a sense that Sabean may DFA’d Rowand and Tejada for the same reason

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I’m reading The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists.

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by Natto on Feb 21, 2012 11:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I love The Pirates!

Almost as much as The Pirates! love ham.

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 11:35 PM PST up reply actions  

it's not so minor

if you end up giving the guy hitting .222/.241/.270 133 PA.

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Have you reached nirvana?

Because you seem to have misplaced your rage button.

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by speckops on Feb 21, 2012 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like the scene in Any Given Sunday, you have to fight for every inch. Bad meh trades are losing inches.

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by Mrbasepaul on Feb 21, 2012 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

really? Cuz every trade made always work out?

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Not all trades are created equal. This is not a difficult concept.

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s not…but the outrage generated is large driven by results.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 21, 2012 11:07 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I don’t see much outrage. People think it was stupid and unnecessary. You are fighting tooth and nail to prove they were “meh.”

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

1) again…this thread started with a comparison between Neal and Brown

2) I stated that the trades were meh but have been repeatedly told that I lack sufficient outrage

3) the trade was not unnecessary…it didn’t work out…it’s not like the Giants traded for a backup 3b or 1b

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by CalBear949 on Feb 21, 2012 11:23 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

You could easily argue the trade was unncessary.

For instance.

Orlando Cabrera hit worse than Brandon Crawford (who he was brought into replace) and played worse defense.

Look! It wasn’t hard!

Also, Cabrera, before the trade was only hitting .015 percent of OPS better than what Crawford ended up with.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 11:26 PM PST up reply actions  

1) The comparison was obviously tongue in cheek. Try to keep up.

2) You have been repeatedly told because you keep arguing the point.

3) The trade was not necessary. We traded for Miguel Tejada’s doppleganger. There was no reason to believe he was anything else.

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Also sadly

Tejada hit better than Cabrera. And Tejada was DFA’d

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 11:30 PM PST up reply actions  

but

Tejada could no longer play SS especially after his injury.

The expectation for Cabrera was that he would field better than Tejada and hit better than Crawford

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by CalBear949 on Feb 21, 2012 11:34 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

again…analysis made based upon result. Would the trade be more necessary if Cabrera became 2010 Tejada?

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by CalBear949 on Feb 21, 2012 11:31 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I will take a non-Giants example

everyone riled against the Cardinals for trading a young CF like Rasmus for Edwin Jackson. I believe most experts and fans gave the trade a F.

Yet Jackson proved to be key to the Cards winning the WS while Erasmus continued to struggle in Toronto. I don’t hear people ripping the Cards now for that trade

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Edwin Jackson kind of sucked for the Cards.

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by Natto on Feb 21, 2012 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Rasmus did have a punk 2011.

I’d pick him up for nothing.

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Huh, Jackson was born in West Germany.

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by Natto on Feb 21, 2012 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

not compared

to the alternatives the Cards had for his spot in rotation

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But he was hardly “key to the Cards winning the WS.”

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by Natto on Feb 21, 2012 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re right…he was a material contributing factor

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By the same token, Jose Guillen was key to the Giants winning the WS.

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by Natto on Feb 21, 2012 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

really? that exactly the same comparison? Cuz Jackson had an 102 ERA+ as a Card and a 0.8 rWAR in 78 innings as compared to Westbrook’s 0 rWAr in 183 IP or McClellan’s 0.5 rWAR in 130+ IP

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Normal people, no.

People on this site, yes.

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LOL

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

what about

Griffin?

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Wouldn't you rather just have Crawford squeak by?

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Oh, i’m fully prepared for this to happen this year. It’s going to be something shitty

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

pika, NFL Network is replay Hey Rookie, Welcome to the NFL from 2009. They are showing the Jets acquiring the 5th pick to take Mark Sanchez and those Jets going crazy for Sanchez. They don’t realize he sucks.

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I think deep down, they knew.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

THE SANCHIZE

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OH THE HUMANITY

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaha

That is just glorious. I’m kinda happy about two things here, LOL USC, and LOL NEW YORK

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the episode they followed Sanchez, Micheal Crabtree, Knowshon Moreno and 4 others.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

So what do they do with Crabtree? Follow him throughout the process of not playing/signing? And doing next to nothing until he finally agreed on a deal?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

pre-draft stuff.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

ohhh ok.

Crabtree acting like a celebrity and with his entourage

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems to be pre-draft stuff to training camp. So I guess very little of Crabtree there.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

Huh, wonder if his draft stock would’ve dropped if he had poor numbers in the combine… which probably would’ve happened if he, you know, showed up

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Or Evelyn.

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by KatSkahnne on Feb 21, 2012 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Jets fans “WE WANT SANCHEZ!!” clap, clap, clap. I bet they aren’t saying that anymore.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Sanchez even relevant anymore?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL U

ESPN!! NEW YORK!! JETS!!!

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably care more about Rex Ryan/Sanchize than Manning and the Super Bowl Giants

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

This show was from 2009 but all the players featured still play in the NFL (although one is no longer with his original team, Aaron Curry).

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

LOLRAIDERS!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m surprised how often I still hear the “he’s getting better every year” line.

He’s really not.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

As the great Bart Scott would say “CANT WAIT” till i see it to believe it

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I broke my feelings down about him on NN one day like so:

His uptick in both TDs and INTs tells me primarily that he just took a lot more shots, but wasn’t really any more successful at taking them.

Like, if I turn 15% of my shots into TDs and 10% into INTs, the totals just depend on what percentage of my total throws are "shots", assuming non-shots wash out well enough. So I throw 500 times and take 100 shots, I get 15 TDs and 10 INTs. Out of the total 500 throws, that 15 looks kinda low, and that 10 looks pretty good.

But now say I get the same number of throws the next season, but take twice as many shots. Now I have 30 TDs and 20 INTs. Those TD numbers look great, but those INT numbers are getting ugly.

My conversion rate on those risky throws is no different from before. I’m just taking them at a greater rate. And both lines look super different in the context of 500 total attempts.

But Sanchez’s other numbers are all pretty much in line with his 2010. Marginal uptick in what is still a bad completion rate. Identical to slightly worse yard per attempt, adjusted or not.

So the main difference to me is that the coaches went, "Hey Sanchez, let it rip a little more this year." But I don’t know that he’s actually any better at letting it rip than he ever was. And he’s certainly no better at anything else.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Very well said

and basically the Jets should go out looking for a new QB at this point because of that point, he’s just a marginal QB

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s still young, so he has that going for him, and he’s just not bad enough to stick for another year or two until he stops being young. We’ll see what he does with the opportunity. My guess: Not much.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, true he’s young. Totally don’t see him doing much this next year, going to be average at best, and just like he was this previous year. They probably should be looking at the draft, but… man… good luck

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I just realized that the Jets are sort of like the Warriors

Both franchises won a championship a long time ago in a huge upset, and they haven’t done anything significant since because they suck at drafting players.

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by jhawx on Feb 21, 2012 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

or the sucking of owners

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Sounds like I should own a sports franchise.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

own the warriors, i'm sure you'd be better

it’s a great timeout

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The only reason to watch the NFL draft is to see what the Jets took and reaction of the Jets fans in the audience. I remember 1995 when they took Kyle Brady with the 9th overall section and the fans were like “WTF?!?!”

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHA, remember the Steph Curry NBA draft

knicks fans went NUTS when the warriors drafted Curry

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAHxPiEbr4U

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

YUP

BOOOOOOOOOO AWWWWW BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

He would have left the Knicks, anyway, after his contract runs out (I think he is leaving GS).

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Been saying this for a while, he’s gonna leave, and i think he wants to go to Charlotte

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

unless they fire his father

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, he’s from there, went to school around there, not sure that’s gonna matter much though

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

If he sees it as a sign of disrespect to his family, it might piss him off.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea definitely… either way he probably won’t be sticking around GS much longer… just don’t see them throwing money/nor should they really be throwing a ton at him

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

He will not be a Warrior when his contract up regardless. I don’t think he wants to be there.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d like to thank management for that mess up. And the warriors although need to move to SF, will lose some of that type of fan base that show up for Warrior games.

Also, hear bout this? There was a deal on the table last year, Monta to the TWOLVES for Pekovic+Beasely, didn’t happen because warriors wanted their #2 pick

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

KEN OBRIEN

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

that's pretty damn impressive, and not vile

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OK?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

You say a weeks worth of wins

I say a healthy Buster Posey

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope.

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..

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

nice!

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Looks like the magazine never ends.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

More magazines should be like that

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome to the future!

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Should have gone with the world of tomorrow bit, on second thought.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Shut up, Terry.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Scruffy gonna die the way he lived.

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FUCK YES WE GOT THE HOUSE FOR NEXT YEAR!!!!!

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SICK

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PARTY AT GRAHAM'S PLACE

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Next year! Sure!

Same rules apply, if you can find it you can come. Azmanz has already got a leg up on you guys.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I will need to get some details to update my floor plan charts.

/old meme

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Man that must be a really old meme. I don’t even recognize that one.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It was pretty short lived.

so I am not surprised if you have ever heard of it.

/hipster meme

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House party!

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LOL GIANTS

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Rec;d

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LOL
trey wingo @wingoz
Or, pretending to be the czar of twitter? RT @darrenrovell: When I die, the cause of death might be Northwestern basketball.

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BURN

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Community is returning

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FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

YES!

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

In May, Thursday nights will look like this

8:00 Community
8:30 30 Rock
9:00 The Office
9:30 Parks and Recreation
10:00 Awake

Assuming Awake is good (and it seems to be), there’ll be 2½ hours of shows worth watching in that 3-hour block.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Never seen 30 rock really... and i have no idea what AWAKE is... new show?

and it’s coming back in March?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

30 Rock is really good, albeit not on the level of Community or Parks and Rec

Awake is new, yeah. It’s premiering in March.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I might like 30 Rock more than either of those. If just for it’s sustained hilarity.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s really hit or miss (sometimes even in the same show). It could be really funny or really dumb

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 21, 2012 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

30 Rock's definitely the funniest

But it really has nothing going for it other than humor, so that’s where the other shows pass it.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 11:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh

I don’t really care about relationships or anything, I guess that would be why me and you have different opinions.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

Generally, I’m not primarily interested in whether a show is funny. That’s a secondary consideration.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 12:02 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s the primary consideration for me.

except for the shit that’s real serious like.

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by DrStankus on Feb 22, 2012 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

That was kind of an oversimplification

It has to be funny, because an unfunny comedy won’t hold my interest. But if I rewatch, say, the last episode of the first season of Community (an episode I love in a show I love), I laugh a lot, but the parts that I remember aren’t the funny parts, if that makes sense.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 12:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I was going to respond with a Troy quote from that episode, but I realized that I quoted that line like six hours ago.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Huzzah?

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 22, 2012 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like Alec Baldwin

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

waaaaaat

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

There are times I want to kick his ass.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s perfect for that role, though.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

exactly

someone who could use an asskicking

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by DrStankus on Feb 22, 2012 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Every Baldwin brother deserves an ass kicking.

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 12:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Certainly not Firefly’s Adam Baldwin?!

by Daver321 on Feb 22, 2012 12:09 AM PST up reply actions  

He isn’t actually related to those guys.

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by Natto on Feb 22, 2012 12:10 AM PST up reply actions  

But he does do a voice in Mass Effect 2!

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 12:10 AM PST up reply actions  

He, Nathan Fillion, and Alan Tudyk are in Halo ODST! It’s like a mini-reunion!

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by Natto on Feb 22, 2012 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I love recognizing all of the non-Seth Green voices in ME. It’s like a sci-fi-gasm. So much Star Trek and BSG. Throw in a dash of Firefly and Aliens…

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Whoa, Lance Henrickson is a voice in Legend of Korra.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t know Trisha Helfer was the ships AI voice until I had played the game through a few times and saw it on line.

by Daver321 on Feb 22, 2012 12:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I still have a hard time accepting that Carrie-Anne Moss is Aria for some reason.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 12:21 AM PST up reply actions  

ARMIN MOTHERFUCKING SHIMMERMAN

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 12:22 AM PST up reply actions  

WHAAA

I did not know that. I thought I knew everything from that game lol.

by Daver321 on Feb 22, 2012 12:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh wait, i did know that. I thought you meant Liara. It’s late, I’m going to bed.

by Daver321 on Feb 22, 2012 12:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. It’s a joke. A late at night not very funny one

by Daver321 on Feb 22, 2012 12:10 AM PST up reply actions  

actually

for me personally, him more so than the other Baldwin brothers.

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 12:11 AM PST up reply actions  

But

he played Mother in Full Metal Jacket!!

by Daver321 on Feb 22, 2012 12:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Just scan his twitter account for like 5 min and you’ll see why I personally am not a big fan of him. (I do love Jayne though.)

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

sheez

yeah, I’ve never seen his twitter until just now. Is he posting from a survivalist compound in Montana?

by Daver321 on Feb 22, 2012 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Aw, he takes a cheap shot at Robin Lakoff. Weak.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 12:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Awake is a police investigator who is in a car wreck. When he is awake, he is in a reality where his wife survived the crash and his son died. When he goes to sleep, he wakes up in another reality where his sun survived and his wife died. He doesn’t know which reality is real, and both realities inform the police investigations he pursues in the other reality.

It’s less Inception-y than it sounds, but the premise has potential. It’s all going to come down to the execution.

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

woa...

very interesting. Sounds like it definitely has some potential, i’ll have to check out some previews

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds reallllll hit or miss.

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by speckops on Feb 21, 2012 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

The trailer gave me the impression that the writing was at least decent, but yeah, you’ll really have to see it in action to know how it’s going to turn out.

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Jason Isaacs... he looks very familiar

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Lucious Malfoy!

He was in The Patriot, too.

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 21, 2012 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

THATS IT!!!!! THE PATRIOT, the jerkface that killed Gibson's son!

and that show is going to be a challenge to follow

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The Jerkface who killed Gibson’s SONS. More than one.

SPOILERS!

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

DAMN! THAT JERK!

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

First episode is/was on Hulu. It’s surprisingly good.

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by Natto on Feb 21, 2012 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Awake looks kind of dumb. Have you seen Touch?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

No. What’s it about?

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Jack Bauer's son can see the future

But he’s mute so he just draws weird crap or something.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s Numb3rs crossed with some show about a kid or something.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t try very hard for that one.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

You couldn’t even come up with a show about a kid?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know… Dora?

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

He doesn’t really speak Spanish…or speak, even.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’M TIRED OF THIS GAME

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked the first episode. Crazy Danny Glover!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the Thursday Night TV schedule that God intended.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 21, 2012 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants make dumb and pointless trades

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

We talked about the greatest TV show ever made

SEINFELD!!!!!!

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Cuz it really is

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

/pokes bear.

Not Calbear this time either!

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

have you seen the greatest TV commercial ever made?

Something about the Nissan NSX. Which I am sure is a fine car.

by wcw on Feb 21, 2012 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

NISSAN!?!?!?!? ACURA!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

LENO!

/fist shake

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

DAMN!

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I will admit.

He is aging well.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Most definitely, no gray hair... looks good

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Plastic surgery?

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, he is aging well. That commercial may be funnier than any of the shows.

by wcw on Feb 21, 2012 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

OH HEY MAN, U R 5

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The fist shake is hilarious, and including the soup nazi? The first time, tragedy. This time, farce.

by wcw on Feb 21, 2012 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Fun Fact

Soup Nazi was the only episode of Seinfeld I enjoyed.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That one was almost funny, because it was the one he most nakedly lifted from real life.

by wcw on Feb 21, 2012 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOO, the one where newman was sent to kill a dog

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked the one where they were lost in the parking garage. “The Contest” was funny in an immature sort of way.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked the opposites episode. The “Library Cop” episode, with the overzealous library officer lifted from a film noir flick was inspired.

by non sequitur on Feb 21, 2012 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, he doesn't look fake.

he strikes me as the kind of guy who invested and did endorsements wisely, so he never has to work again or only sporadically.

He probably just works out and shit cause he doesn’t have to do anything else.

I mean, he was the face of American Express for like what? 6 years?

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

He and Larry David are billionaires by now and pretty much don’t have to do a damn thing for the rest of their lives. Larry does Curb but whenever he wants to and at the speed he wants to and Jerry does commercials and that stupid marriage show out of boredom

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 21, 2012 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS!
LOL SHARKS!
LOL WARRIORS EVEN THOUGH THEY DIDN’T PLAY TONIGHT!

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by jhawx on Feb 21, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Serious question for you English majors

For AP Lit, I need to write a research paper comparing two books. I have to have the two books annotated by Monday, so I have to start soon. I’m thinking about Tender is the Night for one of them. What’s a book that I could compare with that one?

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 10:09 PM PST reply actions  

Everybody Poops

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Our four-year-old is writing his thesis on that one.

by wcw on Feb 21, 2012 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

howie's cat as well

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by DrStankus on Feb 22, 2012 12:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha.

I have missed you, Dr.

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by scout6 on Feb 22, 2012 12:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had to divide my rage up with, of all things, economics and policy and yelling and stuff.

And then I come here and see those hateful words again. “Rainy Day Fund”

Rainy. Day. Fund.

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by DrStankus on Feb 22, 2012 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

’Twould be good if my teacher would accept that.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Unfortunately, not one I’ve read.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know that book at all, give us some more details. Nevermind, the wonders of google and wikipedia.

Tender Is the Night is a novel by American writer F. Scott Fitzgerald. It was his fourth and final completed novel, and was first published in Scribner’s Magazine between January-April, 1934 in four issues. The title is taken from the poem “Ode to a Nightingale” by John Keats.

I’d compare it with “Ode to a Nightingale” by John Keats if I were you!

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by Mrbasepaul on Feb 21, 2012 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

> I need to write a research paper comparing two books

Any two books? And they need to be fresh? You could do ‘Day of the Locust’ and ‘Ask the Dust’ real darn fast. Might be too obvious.

by wcw on Feb 21, 2012 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Preferably books that have been subject to literary analysis, but yeah.

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by El Person on Feb 21, 2012 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

DotL has been done to death (Barton Fink was an homage). Ask the Dust was John Fante around the same time, forgotten then resurrected by Bukowski. Both are in my reading love letters to Los Angeles, but I draw the rubrick ‘love letter’ wide. They’re both short and fast and good.

by wcw on Feb 21, 2012 11:42 PM PST up reply actions  

another book with depictions of mental illness from the same area would be a good idea

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by jponry on Feb 21, 2012 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

as i lay dying or the sound and the fury?

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by jponry on Feb 21, 2012 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

My first thought was Mrs. Dalloway (Septimus), but having not read TITN I didn’t feel good about making a suggestion.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

that would work too

i can’t remember if TITN has anything about the war in it, I read it awhile ago.

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by jponry on Feb 21, 2012 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

As I Lay Dying is one of my favorite books, but unfortunately I can’t reuse it.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Hm. Portrait of the Artist?

by wcw on Feb 22, 2012 12:05 AM PST up reply actions  

ooh that'd be good

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Pair it with Djuna Barnes’s ‘Nightwood’. Just to piss off the teacher.

by wcw on Feb 22, 2012 12:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Love the book. It’s an investment, though, and I dunno what “annotation” entails for EP.

I pretty much had to read the thing with one finger tucked into the endnotes at all times to figure out what the hell was they were talking about.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 12:09 AM PST up reply actions  

You say that like a man who didn’t read Homer in the original.

/didn’t read Homer in the original, either

by wcw on Feb 22, 2012 12:11 AM PST up reply actions  

/didn't read Homer, period

Having grown up neither in Dublin nor going to church or studying scripture, it was not an easy read for me. Though I don’t really know if there is such a thing as “easy” Joyce.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 12:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Portrait is the easy Joyce. Ulysses is a journey.

by wcw on Feb 22, 2012 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m really not a fan of stream-of-consciousness type stuff, but man, his panic over the preacher’s description of hell was absolutely perfect.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Feb 22, 2012 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

That book made me have a brief religious identity crisis. It didn’t help that I read it while stuck on a tour bus with a very affable UCC Minister.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

*era

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by jponry on Feb 21, 2012 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d recommend Therapy by David Lodge and Boredom by Alberto Moravia. They are both fairly quick reads and they’re both ripe with existential stuff to pull from.

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by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 22, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I love oatmeal

Is that so wrong?

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by LincecumFTK on Feb 21, 2012 10:37 PM PST reply actions  

Oatmeal is perfectly fine

If you add the right items to compliment it.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

oatmeal cookies!!!!!!!!

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

NO. JUST NO!

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by LincecumFTK on Feb 21, 2012 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer chocolate chip cookies.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

OATMEAL, WITH A SHIT LOAD OF CINNAMON AND CHOCOLATE

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Acceptable with Raisins or Chocolate Chips

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooooh yes.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the summer camps I worked at did an oatmeal bar day

There was Cinnamon, Brown Sugar, Raisins, Craisins, Apple sliced, etc.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

oatmeal is a perfectly acceptable meal. It’s quick, it’s warm, and it’s yummy

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 21, 2012 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Oatmeal is tasty and healthful.

by wcw on Feb 21, 2012 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Oatmeal is the only acceptable form of hot cereal.

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Gries aka cream of wheat can be okay, but I much prefer it as dumplings.

by wcw on Feb 21, 2012 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I could eat it everyday.

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by LincecumFTK on Feb 21, 2012 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Instant oatmeal is delicious. Especially the oatmeal with the dinosaur things. I have no idea what they are. Pure sugar probably. But they’re great. Same with Apples and Cinnamon, and Anything and Cream. I’ve been on backpacking trips where thats basically all I ate for breakfast for weeks and I never got tired of it.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Random Factoid of the Night

It costs $35,000 to rent out AT&T Park for a wedding

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 21, 2012 10:56 PM PST reply actions  

Space for you and 40,000 of your closest friends.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

“Throw out the first pitch of the rest of your lives.”

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

or one of those t-shirt guns Lou Seal has

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 21, 2012 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I make them sound the foghorn when the

priest says, “You may now kiss the bride”?

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by LincecumFTK on Feb 21, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

The Fist Pump Cam will start.

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by Natto on Feb 21, 2012 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

No splash cannons?

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by LincecumFTK on Feb 21, 2012 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s for the honeymoon.

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by Natto on Feb 21, 2012 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Which you will also rent out AT&T Park for.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

They still charge you to put something on the jumbo tron.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s where the slides of the bride and groom get projected onto

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 21, 2012 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

"Can I put up a congrats to the bride and groom?"

“That will be 40 dollars”

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

More money for the rainy day fund!!!!!

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

WHERE IS THIS MONEY GOING!?!?!?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

LARRY BAER NEEDS A NEW DESK

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I'LL MAKE HIM A DAMN DESK, USE IT ON PLAYERS

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

You are going to hit them in the head with the desk?

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by LincecumFTK on Feb 21, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It might make Zito and Burriss better players.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing can fix those problems, silly

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by LincecumFTK on Feb 21, 2012 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

SIGN EM
Andrew Baggarly @CSNBaggs
Great stat from Tom Verducci: Among 15 active players w/most hits, 6 are looking for a job: Pudge, Damon, Vlad, Tejada, Renteria & Magglio.

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Most of that list is either not good or old and busted.

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by Natto on Feb 21, 2012 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably why they have the most hits....

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I would take Pudge over Eli Whiteside.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Damon can still hit.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Vlad, too, for that matter.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw that in person in October of 2010.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

/RF Clankage

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by LincecumFTK on Feb 21, 2012 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ll note I said nothing about fielding.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure there are plenty of teams that could use a DH.

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by Natto on Feb 21, 2012 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

DH!!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL GAME 1

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

had some FUGLY swings

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL GAME 4

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm still surprised they DFA'd Tejada

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by LincecumFTK on Feb 21, 2012 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I am still surprised they signed him

Especially so early in the offseason.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

But think of the market! If they'd let other people bid on him, he would've cost at least 2/18!

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by speckops on Feb 22, 2012 6:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I saw that

It’s more of a fact that they are all old.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly, i guess the longer you're in the league the more at bats you get...

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard the A’s would have signed Maggs but he’s hurt.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

You think they would've?

what the heck happened to him in DET

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Susan Slusser said that.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

doesn’t say how much it’ll cost to rent out Oakland-Alameda Stadium but does say they’ll throw the tarp in for free. Also, for some strange reason, when you click on the button about having a wedding in Oakland, it always comes up as the wedding being in San Jose

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 21, 2012 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I keep seeing a commercial for PS Vita were this guy is playing MLB the show but he’s playing as the Red Sox at AT&T Park against the Giants.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 11:20 PM PST reply actions  

Adrian Gonzalez is the cover athlete this year.

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by Natto on Feb 21, 2012 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get why they are playing an interleague game against a team they aren’t facing in 2012 and won’t face at AT&T Park in 2013.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 11:26 PM PST up reply actions  

BEST BALLPARK IN THE WORLD

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 11:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Is the PS Vita

Just a revamped PSP?

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by LincecumFTK on Feb 21, 2012 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s more powerful, has a really nice-looking touchscreen, and two thumbsticks.

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by Natto on Feb 21, 2012 11:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought about getting one

Cause it can do some cool things with the PS3, but its too expensive right now.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 11:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it looks really nice. I had some demo time with one at the “Vita Club” or whatever that was in North Beach last month. Seems like a solid system, but I don’t really have any interest in any new portable systems right now.

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by Natto on Feb 21, 2012 11:35 PM PST up reply actions  

The wife and I were discussing getting 3DSes this weekend.

Decided to hold off though.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet they’ll release a newer, more improveder version in a year or so.

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by Natto on Feb 21, 2012 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

That's what I was thinking

Incorporating a joy stick slider on the right side.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I really want a 3DS though. It has a lot of fun-looking games now.

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by Natto on Feb 21, 2012 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I like some of the new games

and the re-releases look awesome too. I want portable Star Fox 64.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

woa wait... Star Fox for 3DS????

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 11:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

With wifi play.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

cue that Fry video i sent you on twitter.... must eventually buy 3DS

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 11:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Also has Ocarina of Time

The new Super Mario I have heard is bomb. The New Mario Kart is pretty good.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 11:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Wowwww, my friend has been begging me to get one for myself

i just never have yet. But with all these games out, how could you not, seems like it’s between this or the vita

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 11:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, I need to break out my old 64 and play that.

I used to play the shit out of that game.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I still have an N64. Not that game. I would love to go back and play Mario 64.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Mario 64 is probably the best game I’ve ever played given context. To come out so early in the era of 3D environments and have a game with an open world hub, a huge amount of gameplay, so much visual variety, perfect controls and a functional camera… it’s pretty astounding.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 11:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It was amazing in it's scope and dare

and for being the first of it’s kind, how much it got right.

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

It blew my mind when I first played it. One of the times I thought “Wow, I’m playing the FUTURE of video games.”

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by Natto on Feb 21, 2012 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. I heard the GiantBombers field a question about playing games where they felt like the future had arrived. I forget what they all said, but Mario 64 was it for me. I literally spent the first 10 minutes of gameplay just running in circles because it was so cool. I mean, after I finished pulling on Mario’s face.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 11:56 PM PST up reply actions  

$300 is quite expensive.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

$250 without the bundle

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

And you’re going to need Sony’s proprietary memory cards.

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by Natto on Feb 21, 2012 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

4 GB is about 20 bucks. 100 bucks for the 32 GB one.

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by SFGuy on Feb 21, 2012 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

that's why i'm going to wait a bit

to see what the new 3DS’s will be like

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 11:38 PM PST up reply actions  

what’s up, cats and kittens?

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by DrStankus on Feb 21, 2012 11:48 PM PST reply actions  

woof woof

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 21, 2012 11:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Jose Guillen!

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by Natto on Feb 21, 2012 11:49 PM PST up reply actions  

http://replacealbertwithacat.tumblr.com/

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 11:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Serious

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 11:52 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a thing?

People scare me.

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by LincecumFTK on Feb 22, 2012 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Just for that tumblr.

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by Natto on Feb 22, 2012 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

best tumblr

Cash rules everything around me
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Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

omg

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 12:04 AM PST up reply actions  

OH MY

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 12:04 AM PST up reply actions  

It's still young

but I love it so.

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by scout6 on Feb 22, 2012 12:05 AM PST up reply actions  

That Cardinals cap is mirror imaged.

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 12:05 AM PST up reply actions  

That's the part that strikes you as odd, huh?

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by scout6 on Feb 22, 2012 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Other than the catcher, yeah.

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by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 12:09 AM PST up reply actions  

oh yeah

just saw “rainy day fund” and I was reminded about all of my seething rage

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by DrStankus on Feb 21, 2012 11:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa, it’s D-Stank.

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 11:54 PM PST up reply actions  

And i've been raging since 2009

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 11:54 PM PST up reply actions  

If only you indicated this in some fashion in every one of your posts.

A boy can dream.

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by Solidarity on Feb 21, 2012 11:56 PM PST up reply actions  

CALM DOWN

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 11:57 PM PST up reply actions  

.

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by DrStankus on Feb 22, 2012 12:00 AM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 12:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Cash rules everything around me
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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 12:04 AM PST up reply actions  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!?

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 12:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Every birthday is happy in Bettie Pageland.

by wcw on Feb 22, 2012 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

The cute:poop ratio of my cat is swerving dangerously in the wrong direction lately.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 11:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never discussed bathroom habits with my cat.

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by DrStankus on Feb 21, 2012 11:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, there’s your problemthen.

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by Natto on Feb 21, 2012 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean

she chose to live here. I guess she’s just going where she used to go.

All I did was give her some spare tuna, and she’s running the place.

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by DrStankus on Feb 21, 2012 11:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m hoping he’s just cycling the antibiotics out of his system (as they sometimes cause soft stool), because if this persists then he’s going to need to go to the vet again.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 21, 2012 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Is he still missing?

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 12:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think that was my cat. My cat is all about poop.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Really?

I could have sworn it was yours.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 12:08 AM PST up reply actions  

No, he’s indoor only right now and he’s super easy to keep inside.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh

I meant missing the box.

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by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

ahh, the misunderstandings. Like a screwball comedy.

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by DrStankus on Feb 22, 2012 12:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Ooooooooh. Yeah…

It’s off and on.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Bedtime. But Seinfeld is funnier than ever!

by wcw on Feb 21, 2012 11:49 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

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by DrStankus on Feb 21, 2012 11:50 PM PST up reply actions  

which means…still not funny at all?

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I believe that’s wcw’s philosophy

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And therefore as a stranger give it welcome.

by wcw on Feb 22, 2012 12:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Seinfeld will be on as i sleep

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I assume it would be easy to fall asleep to.

BOOM

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

huh, only took... 30 seconds!

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 21, 2012 11:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, Facebook! And Bing I guess.
Today I received a phone, said is “saved I” “is I”, I home usually on will has awareness of Uncle electricity words to fool we, and plus home of phone because not I of phone, I are only told a sentence “will you to found who”, so now I fundamental no seriously heard in, until he is I asked has three or four back seems brain shame has on back a “you husband la” and hanging has phone!!! I was shocked for a moment, this is fraud phone??
I responded too slowly @ this after thousands of Qi know his back: really, I got caught "camp"!! I see the three words I was stupid for a while before @ “after reading that he was joking ==” (Translated by Bing)

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by scout6 on Feb 21, 2012 11:57 PM PST reply actions  

For those inclined, this was the original
今天我接到一通電話,說是"救我" "是我",我家平常就會有認識的叔叔用電話來作弄我們,又加上家裡的電話因為不是我的手機,我都只講一句"請問你要找誰",所以當下我根本沒認真聽進去,直到他被我問了三四回好像腦羞了就回個"你老公啦" 然後掛了電話!!! 我才驚了一下,這是詐騙電話嗎?? 我反應也太慢了吧@@
這事千祺知道後他回: 是真的,我被抓到"營區"來了!!
當下我看到前三個字我又傻了一下 @@" 看完才知道他在開玩笑= ="

I cannot read any of this. But this is what I get for being friends with a person from Taiwan.

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by scout6 on Feb 22, 2012 12:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes I try to read my Japanese friends’ status updates while I’m drunk. It doesn’t work out well.

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by Natto on Feb 22, 2012 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

This is fraud phone??

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by scout6 on Feb 22, 2012 12:05 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s closer to a crank call

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my favorite is

electric word…which is supposed be telephone

telephone literally means electric conversation in Chinese

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 12:08 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

For some reason I never thought about that until now.

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by Natto on Feb 22, 2012 12:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Chinese is great

airplane = Flying Machine
Bicycle= foot pedal vehicle
daughter = female child
car = gas vehicle

The Golden Bear is ever watching
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Adopted parent of Nate Schierholtz: The Greatest Fear of All Chinese Catchers

by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 12:15 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I can read Chinese but it doesn’t make that more sense.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Adopted parent of Nate Schierholtz: The Greatest Fear of All Chinese Catchers

by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 12:04 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

New info from Baggs as welll
— Angel Pagan also arrived at his locker today. So did Freddy Sanchez, who has been doing agility drills, hitting and throwing most of the offseason here in Scottsdale.

Sanchez still hasn’t done any throwing besides playing catch. He hasn’t taken infield, other than just picking up ground balls. He still hasn’t thrown to bases, let alone try to turn the pivot on a double play.

Manager Bruce Bochy wasn’t sure if that would be in the cards for Sanchez on Friday, when the club has its first full-squad workout.

“It’ll be pretty close," Bochy said.

Expect Sanchez to DH in the first week of spring games, at least.

Link

Adopted parent of future Giants starting SS Ryan "The Riot" Theriot. Just you wait.
Twitter

by scout6 on Feb 22, 2012 12:04 AM PST reply actions  

Freddy Sanchez not doing much of anything....... FREAKING OUT

via Baseball Prospectus: "Perfect World Projection: He could be a star-level starter, but its far from guaranteed." Kyle Crick!!!

Raging since 2009

by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 12:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah

No surprise there.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 12:07 AM PST up reply actions  

oh ok good… He’ll basically spend the rest of spring training doing that then?

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Raging since 2009

by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 12:08 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s my roommates birthday!

I tore the roof off the house for my son Chuckie Jones.
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 12:09 AM PST reply actions  

PARTY IN SLO!!!

via Baseball Prospectus: "Perfect World Projection: He could be a star-level starter, but its far from guaranteed." Kyle Crick!!!

Raging since 2009

by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 12:10 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s not a very nice thing to call his roommate.

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Tell him I said happy birthday.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 12:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m not going to do that.

I tore the roof off the house for my son Chuckie Jones.
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Now his birthday will be unfulfilled and it’ll all be your fault.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 12:24 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not worth the follow-up explanation.

I tore the roof off the house for my son Chuckie Jones.
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 12:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Happy birthday, Graham's roommate!

Did you tell him about the party yet?

Adopted parent of future Giants starting SS Ryan "The Riot" Theriot. Just you wait.
Twitter

by scout6 on Feb 22, 2012 12:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Which one?

Theres just so many.

I tore the roof off the house for my son Chuckie Jones.
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Champagne room?

via Baseball Prospectus: "Perfect World Projection: He could be a star-level starter, but its far from guaranteed." Kyle Crick!!!

Raging since 2009

by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 12:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Miller High Life: The Champagne of Beers Miller High Life: The Champagne of Beers Miller High Life: The Champagne of Beers Miller High Life: The Champagne of Beers

André: The Beer of Champagnes

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 12:21 AM PST up reply actions  

ACK. Ctrl + V fail.

/braces for inevitable mockery

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 12:21 AM PST up reply actions  

/mocks.

Adopted parent of future Giants starting SS Ryan "The Riot" Theriot. Just you wait.
Twitter

by scout6 on Feb 22, 2012 12:24 AM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHA, Andre... girlfriend LOVES Andre

via Baseball Prospectus: "Perfect World Projection: He could be a star-level starter, but its far from guaranteed." Kyle Crick!!!

Raging since 2009

by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 12:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Tell her to splurge on Chateau Ste. Michelle. It’s twice as much, but about twenty times as good.

by wcw on Feb 22, 2012 12:26 AM PST up reply actions  

well it's either that or i buy her one of those huge bottles of Belvedere

via Baseball Prospectus: "Perfect World Projection: He could be a star-level starter, but its far from guaranteed." Kyle Crick!!!

Raging since 2009

by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 12:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Life’s too short to drink bad booze.

by wcw on Feb 22, 2012 12:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I could potentially not have class on Friday, Thursday, Tuesday, Saturday or Sunday next quarter. Of course, that would require about 8 hours of class on Monday and Wednesday.

I tore the roof off the house for my son Chuckie Jones.
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 12:30 AM PST reply actions  

that would make it sooooo hard to study for tests

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Raging since 2009

by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 12:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t want to go to a school where they had class on Sundays.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 12:36 AM PST up reply actions  

School i applied to in New York, specifically on Long Island, didn't have classes on Fridays

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Raging since 2009

by PiKAgiant on Feb 22, 2012 12:37 AM PST up reply actions  

We don’t. But I wasn’t sure it was implied.

I tore the roof off the house for my son Chuckie Jones.
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 12:38 AM PST up reply actions  

My advice would be to have at least 4 days of classes. Since most college kids wait til the day before to do anything, that makes it so that you don’t get avalanched one day.

Adopted Giant: Josh Osich

by baetown415 on Feb 22, 2012 12:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Or at least that’s my rationale

Adopted Giant: Josh Osich

by baetown415 on Feb 22, 2012 12:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree with that. If I only had two days I’m afraid I would just treat the other 5 like a weekend and derail.

I tore the roof off the house for my son Chuckie Jones.
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 12:39 AM PST up reply actions  

But man

4 day weekends every day.

I tore the roof off the house for my son Chuckie Jones.
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 12:40 AM PST up reply actions  

every week, I mean.

I tore the roof off the house for my son Chuckie Jones.
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 12:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn’t you get tired of that after a while? Plus, your buddies won’t have 4 day weekends?

Adopted Giant: Josh Osich

by baetown415 on Feb 22, 2012 12:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

They party on school nights all the time though.

I tore the roof off the house for my son Chuckie Jones.
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 12:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Ohh, nevermind haha. Still your first year, right?

Adopted Giant: Josh Osich

by baetown415 on Feb 22, 2012 12:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

I tore the roof off the house for my son Chuckie Jones.
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 1:01 AM PST up reply actions  

You probably can make up for it later if you bomb the semester haha

Adopted Giant: Josh Osich

by baetown415 on Feb 22, 2012 1:16 AM PST up reply actions  

That would cost me a lot of money.

I tore the roof off the house for my son Chuckie Jones.
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 1:25 AM PST up reply actions  

So then maybe only 3 day weekends?

Adopted Giant: Josh Osich

by baetown415 on Feb 22, 2012 1:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Definitely.

I tore the roof off the house for my son Chuckie Jones.
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 1:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Plus it’s a lot of work for those 3 days.

Adopted Giant: Josh Osich

by baetown415 on Feb 22, 2012 12:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I do that sometimes still hahahah

Adopted Giant: Josh Osich

by baetown415 on Feb 22, 2012 12:41 AM PST up reply actions  

On the other hand, there’s nothing sweeter than having 5 days off.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Go for it

You don’t want to regret not doing it later.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 12:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t do it. You’ll regret it.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Feb 22, 2012 12:43 AM PST up reply actions  

No really do it

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Feb 22, 2012 12:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Where is everyone?

It’s only like 2:00 pacific time

Adopted Giant: Josh Osich

by baetown415 on Feb 22, 2012 1:53 AM PST reply actions  

Usually only a few around at this time. Me, EP, SFGuy, etc.

I tore the roof off the house for my son Chuckie Jones.
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 1:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I should be getting to bed. First game of the season is tomorrow. Whether I’ll be starting at third base or in the outfield is to be determined.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 1:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks!

It should be fun.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 2:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Just remember

You might not get a better pitch to hit than the first one, so don’t let it go by.

Adopted Giant: Josh Osich

by baetown415 on Feb 22, 2012 2:07 AM PST up reply actions  

and don’t swing at sliders in the dirt (and no batting stance like you’re poopin’).

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Feb 22, 2012 3:02 AM PST up reply actions  

hey

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Feb 22, 2012 1:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Shift-A

Did we freak out? Do we feel better?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Feb 22, 2012 5:21 AM PST reply actions  

This Affeldt/Bumgarner story is hilarious
Affeldt bought dough from the supermarket and put Bumgarner to work in the kitchen. He told Bumgarner, " ‘You! You make me cookies. You’re staying in this house, free rent.’

“I made him put on this apron, and he made cookies. We got pictures. Ali was sitting there. We enjoyed it.”

Bumgarner remembers it differently, saying Affeldt made the cookies, forced Bumgarner to remove them from the oven, then snapped the photo.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2012/02/21/SP4S1NAF8T.DTL#ixzz1n7WpCORN

by GiantPain on Feb 22, 2012 6:20 AM PST reply actions  

Matt Cain also befriended him early and helped him through last year’s 0-6 start by whipping out a computer and showing Bumgarner that he (Cain) went through an awful start, too (2-9 in 2007).

Matt: “What’s wrong Madison?”
Madison (sulking): “I just… I just can’t get over the hump. It seems like no matter how hard I try I can’t get the win. It’s like I forgot how to. This is misery. Complete misery.”
Matt sits down next o Madison. Puts a hand on his shoulder. Madison looks up directly into Matt’s face. Cain with his other hand slaps Bumgarner across the face.

Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 6:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha
“I didn’t think he’d be that dumb about cutting hamburgers apart,” he said. “I guess he proved me wrong.”

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 6:38 AM PST up reply actions  

amazing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

SHIFT-A

I think this offseason has made a lot of us soft. It’s going to take some hot Belt akshun to get me back in the mood.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 6:21 AM PST reply actions  

“Thank you ma’am. May I have another?”

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Feb 22, 2012 6:28 AM PST up reply actions  

That would be “belt” not “Belt.” I suppose both might do the trick.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 6:29 AM PST up reply actions  

OK, here's a trvia question

If you rank the top 5 players by fWAR over the past two years, you’ll only find one player who’s won the MVP in that time period. Which one?

by GiantPain on Feb 22, 2012 6:45 AM PST reply actions  

Braun?

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 6:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Uh Pujols?

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 6:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t bother to look that up because it narrows it down to only 4.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 6:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Votto

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 6:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Verlander or Votto

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Feb 22, 2012 6:51 AM PST up reply actions  

pick one, jerk

There’s only four options, you can’t just guess two.

by GiantPain on Feb 22, 2012 6:52 AM PST up reply actions  

AJ Pierzynski!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 6:53 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 6:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Rec for being really funny when I initially thought you were just being smug.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Feb 22, 2012 6:56 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s too early for smug.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 6:57 AM PST up reply actions  

But it it too early to panic?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Feb 22, 2012 7:00 AM PST up reply actions  

For Giants fans?
Never.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 7:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Wrong!

The correct answer is, perhaps, the most unassuming of our recent MVP awards. The humble Votto.

He ranks 3rd in fWAR over the past three years, behind both Bautista and Halladay, neither of whom, for whatever reason, have won an MVP.

by GiantPain on Feb 22, 2012 6:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Silly GiantPain! Pitchers and Roiders can't win MVPs!

Andrew Susac models himself after Buster Posey: Throwin' darts and breakin' hearts.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.

by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

If Pedro didn’t win one in 1999 or 2000, no pitcher ever should.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 22, 2012 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Baggs on Cain/Hamels

http://www.csnbayarea.com/blog/giants-talk/post/Cain-keeping-tabs-on-Hamels-and-Philly?blockID=655340&feedID=5879

Some agents believe that if Cain hits the open market, he’d command a contract greater than the six-year, $137.5 million that Johan Santana got from the Mets in 2008. More recently, C.J. Wilson signed a five-year, $77.5 million deal with the Angels in December – but only after turning down six years and almost $100 million from the Florida Marlins.

And Wilson doesn’t have the resume to match Cain or Hamels, who would be the clear stars of the free-agent pitching class next winter.

by GiantPain on Feb 22, 2012 6:49 AM PST reply actions  

BREAKING

I love how his wife trolls the internet looking for things to tell him.

/hoping she’s not a McCoven

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Feb 22, 2012 7:22 AM PST up reply actions  

If she is then he should know much Giants fans love him. Especially the lunatic fringe!

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 7:23 AM PST up reply actions  

She could do without the McC drama.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Feb 22, 2012 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Barry Bonds is a monster.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 6:57 AM PST reply actions  

/Makes Whitney used PEDS joke

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Feb 22, 2012 6:59 AM PST up reply actions  

who’s songs

That evil son of a bitch.

Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 7:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Randy Hahn asks “Where were you 32 years ago?”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYscemhnf88

If you watch that clip, there’s something “missing”. If that were to happen now the crowd reaction would be different.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 7:03 AM PST reply actions  

That was only the semifinals?

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 7:07 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, it was such a big deal it seems like that was the finals, but they had to play Finland or Sweden or somebody after that for the gold.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 7:10 AM PST up reply actions  

This getting up early thing sucks

I don’t know how the rest of you do it. I don’t know if I’m ever going to be able to work in industry.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 22, 2012 7:09 AM PST reply actions  

Step 1 have a nightmare
Step 2 have a cat jump on your bladder
Step 3 have an anxiety attack
that’ll get your ass right out of bed.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 7:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Does the cat come with a snooze button?

Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.

by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 7:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish she came with an “Your humans don’t have to go to work today, let them sleep, button”
and of course she’s crawled off somewhere to go back to sleep…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 7:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Go wake him up.

ResPup used to do that. Wake up at 5:30 on the weekends and tell me he’s ready to start the day. Yet on school days it’ll be 6:30 and I’m jumping on his bed to get him out of it.

Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.

by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 7:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Yikes. Why up earlier than normal?

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Yusmeiro Petit: dingerz.exe

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Feb 22, 2012 7:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Subgroup meeting with the boss. Our subgroup has three people in it, and we’re all night owls. He knows this too; I have no idea why he scheduled us for a morning meeting.

I usually try to have at least 8 consecutive hours out of lab; definitely broke that rule today.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 22, 2012 7:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Crank call his house at 2am!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 7:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahah, he’s a nice guy. I wouldn’t do that to him. Other profs in the department, I’d have no problem harassing.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 22, 2012 7:29 AM PST up reply actions  

By the way, are you going to be around Columbus the weekend of 3/24?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 22, 2012 7:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Sleep is overrated

I’m usually up early even on the weekends, taking care of stuff that needs to be done, then enjoying the rest of the day.

Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.

by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 7:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Tell me about it

It doesn’t mix well with staying up late

I tore the roof off the house for my son Chuckie Jones.
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 7:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Putting my project to bed by noon central. I’ll be drunk by noon pacific.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Feb 22, 2012 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m planning on doing some day drinking too. Two of my friends just had first-author papers accepted to good/awesome journals.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 22, 2012 7:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Cheers!

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Feb 22, 2012 7:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Have 20 for me.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

A lot of my fellow ex-grad students imposed a 9-to-5 ordering onto their days, organizing their time in rhythm with the “regular” work world. (I did not do this.) They didn’t do it specifically to train themselves for entering the work world, but that would be a side benefit.

by non sequitur on Feb 22, 2012 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s kind of nice having a somewhat standardized schedule to do work.

Adopted Giant: Josh Osich

by baetown415 on Feb 22, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

For someone like a writer, it’s often critical.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Stephen King!

Adopted Giant: Josh Osich

by baetown415 on Feb 22, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Putting up some minor league signings on the website. Fred Lewis’ picture will definitely be of him in a Giants uni.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Yusmeiro Petit: dingerz.exe

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Feb 22, 2012 7:21 AM PST reply actions  

I wish my job was baseball related.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 7:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I make less than half the money you make.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Yusmeiro Petit: dingerz.exe

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Feb 22, 2012 7:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Above board. What we scoop from the Smugville till though…

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Feb 22, 2012 7:31 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s why my job isn’t baseball related. It would still be cool though.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 7:36 AM PST up reply actions  

If only I could find a team that needs someone who’s limited skills have greatly diminished but who is in the best shape of his life.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 7:39 AM PST up reply actions  

And I thought the defense was bad… on the outside.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 7:37 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL FRED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

K-FRED

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

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by rotorueter on Feb 22, 2012 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember jponry rushed to Lewis’ defense when someone started calling him K-Fred. It is a pretty harsh insult.

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by baetown415 on Feb 22, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

super rude.

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

The more I think about it, the more insulting it is to Lewis.

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by baetown415 on Feb 22, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s the only defense he’s been able to muster

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by son of ggf on Feb 22, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember the Fred Lewis wars fondly….

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by xanthan on Feb 22, 2012 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

You fought in the Fred Lewis wars?!

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish I’d known him.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes. It was a terrible time. Defensive metrics were used, my god, the horrors.

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by xanthan on Feb 22, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

An elegant weapon from a more civilized age.

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by rotorueter on Feb 22, 2012 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Not as clumsy or random as counting errors.

by non sequitur on Feb 22, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

/hologram pops up
“General Xanthan, years ago you served my father in the Fred Lewis wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against fielding another historically bad offense.”

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

“Help me, hidden penis man. You’re our only hope.”

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

You’ve never heard of Andres Torres? It’s the center fielder that made the 90 foot dash in 60 feet.

by Hyoton on Feb 22, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

haha

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

He was probably the most polarizing subject outside of pie vs cake. Those got ugly.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 22, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Morning porch?

It’s already 60 in DFW and it’ll be in the 70s this afternoon. We had an unusually warm winter this year.

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 7:26 AM PST reply actions  

‘poseda be in the 70’s here too.
crazy

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by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

which is kind of odd, since it is all overcast and cloudy and gloomy-like outside.

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by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Posada’s in his 70s? I thought he just retired.

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 22, 2012 7:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, its going to hit 60 all weak in Philly and be back to the 40’s for the weekend! And this time last year we got a record snow fall for a year, just in February.

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by say hey nation on Feb 22, 2012 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate bad weekend weather. Give me rain & cold when I’m stuck in the office. I’ve noticed it also puts cow orkers in a mellower mood.

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

And at first I’m all….“what the hell is a ‘cow orker’?”
ooooooooooooooh
damn I’m slow today.

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by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

This winter is like a Caribbean vacation compared to last year.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Good morning

I had trouble sleeping last night so I made the mistake of logging into this place and reading the latest arguments.

I ended up falling asleep on the couch for a couple of hours and I think I had the Military Channel on. I had a dream that my father was flying a jet fighter trying to take out some target while under enemy fire and my brother and I were on the floor of the plane holding on. It was weird.

So yeah…

There is a planet called GJ 1214b that orbits a red dwarf star in the constellation Ophiuchus. Recent findings say that the planet is composed almost entirely of water.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that in this galaxy?

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 7:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Correct

It is about 40 light years away.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 7:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Sweet!

I know scientists have been looking for planets in that sweet spot between too close and too far from a star.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, yes we have.

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by speckops on Feb 22, 2012 7:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I knew it.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I read about that

Interesting stuff. It’s super hot though, right? So the water exists in forms we wouldn’t recognize.

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 22, 2012 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Not just steam?

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by speckops on Feb 22, 2012 7:54 AM PST up reply actions  

IIRC, it has a super thick atmosphere that’s made up in large part by steam, but the pressure at the surface is so great you get liquid water at temperatures far above its usual boiling point.

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 22, 2012 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

That happens all the time. That’s how pressure cookers work, as far as I know.

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by speckops on Feb 22, 2012 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I know that…well here, I just found the article I read yesterday.

According to Berta, what’s happening in this new type of world is something that we can’t imagine: “the high temperatures and high pressures would form exotic materials like ‘hot ice’ or ‘superfluid water,’ substances that are completely alien to our everyday experience.”

From this article.

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 22, 2012 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

You should’ve said hello!

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by baetown415 on Feb 22, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Sweet! Free water!

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

… smaller than Uranus, GJ1214b has a lot more water and a lot less solid material…

Heh.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I just got out of an interview with an unnamed former Attorney General. As I was packing up my equipment, he noticed I was wearing a pitcher-style Giants jacket (the ones with that gorgeous script “SAN FRANCISCO” across the front). A partial transcript:

UNNAMED AG: /reads jacket “Giants fan?”

ME: “Oh, yeah. Big Giants fan.”

UNNAMED AG: “You’re from out there?”

ME: “No, sir. Alabama.”

UNNAMED AG: /not sure if serious

ME: “I picked them when I started watching baseball a few years ago. They did me proud in 2010.”

UNNAMED AG: “Oh.”

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

You said “Unnamed AG”. But you put his initials right there. Alberto Gonzalez. AG.

by non sequitur on Feb 22, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m imagining his utterly unimpressed face in direct contrast to your unbridled enthusiasm.

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

He was so incredibly unimpressed. I didn’t know how to interpret that, so I thanked him for his time and left.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

you know

he’s from Texas and a friend of W, so it could be that he’s a Rangers fan.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Aw, geez. I didn’t even think about that. Crap. I’M SUPPOSED TO BE DIPLOMATIC, DAMN IT.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

He probably was sitting there thinking, “The wounds are still fresh from ’10, let alone ’11, and this bandwagoning Giants fan is rubbing it in even more! I am going to go home now and cry into my Josh Hamilton replica jersey.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Shit. I really am afraid I offended him now.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Aw

He’s a big boy, even if you did, he’ll get over it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s actually going to go home and yell JAWSH!!! (his daughter got it from him)

by Hyoton on Feb 22, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

It didn’t help that the room was noticeably too warm and yet you put on your jacket right after he came in the room.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

And I rode into the conference room on a cable car amid a storm of orange-and-black confetti.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

He should have yelled

“MATT CAIN!!” as he left the room.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

TL2: Attorney General, is it your belief that flags fly forever?
AG: I don’t see how this relates to my new book.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

“Mr. Attorney General, are we, in fact, in this thing? Are we, the American people, giant? Together?”

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

“LET’S GET BACK TOGETHER”
/as the door slams behind him

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Even if you did, it’s not a big deal. He doesn’t have a good memory.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Feb 22, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

And was unprepared for the trolling.

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 22, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I swear to God I wasn’t. I wasn’t.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

/nods, doesn’t believe

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 22, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, this makes the story so much better.

by Evan on Feb 22, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL HIM

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I went to the game where the Mavs got their championship rings. I was 50 feet out of my car and said “Whoops, forgot my Mavs hat”. It’s dark out, I grab the first hat in the back seat. I’m walking through American Airlines and notice I’m getting looks. The ego on yours truly says “I must look good tonight!”. I cheer with everyone during the ceremony. Two minutes left in the first quarter I take off my hat for a second and realize it’s my Giants hat. D’oh. Just what the Dallas fans wanted to be reminded of on a night of celebration. Whoops.

Was with my son. He didn’t say anything.

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I accidentally sent a sheet cake with “THANKS!” written in orange-and-black frosting to Vlad Guererro. So I know that “oops” feeling.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

By the way

You have the coolest job ever. Just thought you should know.

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 22, 2012 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

By coincidence, our Morning Edition host is interviewing an unnamed Vice President this afternoon. The one who washes his Trans-Am in the White House driveway.

The weather is Bumgarner, traffic’s the shits and you guys need to be nice to each other.

by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

That is so awesome.

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 22, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Hat tip to my fellow Columbusite Craig Calcaterra for finding this

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by rotorueter on Feb 22, 2012 7:51 AM PST reply actions  

Both in the Best Shape of Their Lives!

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Feb 22, 2012 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Baggs is always good for a laugh...

he retweets:

Healthy again after 3 wrist surgeries, DeRosa hopes to regain his power stroke

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by Merope on Feb 22, 2012 7:56 AM PST reply actions  

lulz

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh boy. He’s not in our camp, is he?

by Evan on Feb 22, 2012 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Washington.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Feb 22, 2012 8:10 AM PST up reply actions  

video Ratto and Baggs on Chronicle Live

Ratto says the Giants injuries in recent days are normal and proportional compared to other teams.
Ratto also says Melky Cabrera was a good return for Jonathan Sanchez. Though he adds that everything hinges on whether Posey returns as a “full-fledged offensive player” like in 2010. The one thing the Giants need more than anything else is a “presence right in the fourth spot” of the lineup. The plan is for Posey to fill that hole. But if he isn’t able to, Ratto says hitters will be batting “not where they ought to be”. Cabrera and the rest of the hitters are just an “adjunct to the heart of the order”.
Baggs agrees that Posey is the fourth spot hitter. He says he’s been watching Posey take batting practice and says he’s been displaying the “easy power” “you associate with him when he’s right”. The Giants “know he can do way more offensively than anyone else, and he’s the linchpin”.
Ratto says the Giants “have to be” better offensively than at the end of last season. If Posey and Freddy Sanchez are in the lineup on opening day, the offense will be “dramatically better” and “credible”.
Baggs thinks the Giants have a more “dynamic” offense than last season. They didn’t have “the ability to go first to third” and were “station to station”. With the additions of Cabrera and Angel Pagan, the Giants are a team who can “manufacture runs better”.
Baggs also think the Rockies “re-invented their lineup” and added “a lot of nice pieces”. The Diamondbacks “have a lot going for them” when it comes to their pitching, especially the talent in the minors.
http://www.csnbayarea.com/page/video?PID=E7wo1J3SKdZD3M4MSAGwAzC9ce59tUqj

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Feb 22, 2012 8:02 AM PST reply actions  

Drink some more Kool Aid, Baggs!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea how Posey became "clean up hitter" guy.

He has, like, 20 HR power and a pretty good ISO. Big time slugger, he ain’t.

I’d much rather bat Sandoval cleanup.

But this is appears to be one of those things that the Giants just decide is true and don’t change. Sanchez is a #2 hitter. Posey is a cleanup hitter. Because.

by GiantPain on Feb 22, 2012 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Agree

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Me, too.

I was listening to that interview and scratching my head. Plus, Ratto is icky.

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by Tortured on Feb 22, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Posey has had most of his ABs out of the 4th spot. You cannot put a price on comfort, especially for a player coming off of such a big injury. It will be tough for Posey to regain his confidence after so much time off if he isn’t playing where he is used to playing.

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by rotorueter on Feb 22, 2012 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe?

Is there any evidence that players react negatively to changes in lineup slot placement?

by GiantPain on Feb 22, 2012 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

This was my crappy attempt at playing the Alex_Lewis role. I am honored that you took it seriously.

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by rotorueter on Feb 22, 2012 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I suspected.

But unless it’s Alex, I usually just assume someone is actually disagreeing with me.

by GiantPain on Feb 22, 2012 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

and it does make some sense to answer honestly, as you know there are others reading the exchange who actually believe the troll opinion who may be swayed.

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by rotorueter on Feb 22, 2012 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Posey seems like the obvious choice for #2 hitter on this team

to me

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 22, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

He doesn’t even play 2B.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Move Posey to 2B, Sandoval to catcher, Gillaspie to 3B. Problem solved.

by Evan on Feb 22, 2012 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

That would make Posey a #2 hitter.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

And it would make Posey a cleanup hitter!

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn. Sandoval.

I had Posey on the brain.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

They’ll be clankin in the moonlight

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by rotorueter on Feb 22, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Posey to SS.

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by xanthan on Feb 22, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn’t he have to hit eighth, then? or leadoff?

by Evan on Feb 22, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

No doubt in my mind Pablo is the best hitter on the team. He’s also faster than Posey.

He’s one of the most talented players in the game today.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Feb 22, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Statistically I agree

Giants aren’t all about just chewing data. Posey is the leader. Posey tells Lincecum to trust his stuff. He is the leader, the man of confidence. Hitting 4th, is more about making the guys around him better, than anything else, and is Posey’s greatest asset. The team was in 4th place when he came to the team, and when he went down after about a year, they surged to first, won a championship and were still cruising in first place.

As far as Sanchez batting second… he better not, but probably will anyways.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Feb 22, 2012 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, you’re on your own here.

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by rotorueter on Feb 22, 2012 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

is the clean-up spot even meant for the team's best hitter?

i thought general saber wisdom was that #2 and #3 were more important spots for that

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

  1. is less important than #4, since they #3 bats more often with two outs and the bases loaded. Good for a high power, lower OBP guy. Uribe comes to mind for a good fit for #3.

Since Sanchez is going to be batting second, what makes the most sense of me is:

Pagan
Sanchez
Posey
Sandoval
Belt/Huff
Cabrera
Schierholtz
Crawford

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

If we weren’t tied to Sanchez batting 2nd…

then maybe

Pagan
Posey
Cabrera
Sandoval
Belt/Huff
Schierholtz
Sanchez
Crawford

?

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather see a Fontenot/Theriot platoon.

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow

is it depressing that I looked at Theriot’s #s from last year, saw .271/.321/.342 and though, “Hey I’d take that from SS.”

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

He's awful. DNW.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Theriot career vs LHP: .301/.373/.401
Fontenot career vs RHP: .267/.337/.437

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Theriot looks so bad on defense, though.

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by rotorueter on Feb 22, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t realize how bad his SS D had been the last few years.

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I know it’s anecdotal, but man, I just can’t forget that video of Theriot misplays from last year. Did you see that?

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by rotorueter on Feb 22, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

It almost looks like he has the yips out there or something. His hands are TERRIBLE.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, he has said that it got into his head after awhile.

by Evan on Feb 22, 2012 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Theriot at shortstop would provide an entertaining test of “Just how bad a fielder do you have to be to outweigh a .373 OBP?”

by Evan on Feb 22, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

well tbf

it was only like .340 vs LHP last year

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Let’s say .340. And let’s say Crawford would be at .260 vs lefties. Assume equal power. That’s a difference of about 50 times on base over the course of a full season. Would Crawford prevent 50 hits more than Theriot in the field? I think it’d be close.

by Evan on Feb 22, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m already hoping against hope with Cabrera batting 6th. There’s no reason he should be taking PAs away from Sandoval and Posey, even if he hits like last year.

Same goes for Sanchez, but I’m just resigned to that because that’s how these things go. Though there was that one period where Sanchez was scuffling and Bochy dropped him to the bottom of the order for a while.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

You know, Sanchez hit second when TGWTWS. Just saying

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by baetown415 on Feb 22, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I can see Melky hitting 2 with Mole hitting 7

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 9:01 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

he seems to fit the profile of a 3 hitter though. Okay power, not a high OBP guy.

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

His power will probably be sub-okay in AT&T as a switch-hitter.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I still can’t read “Cabrera” without thinking Orlando.

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 22, 2012 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s the right place for your best hitter. In a good offense, though, it would still be the right place for a better hitter.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Trust your feelings.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

when he went down after about a year, they surged to first, won a championship and were still cruising in first place

This is what happened.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

More order of information.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Bruce Bochy has spent his life dreaming of catchers hitting cleanup. In his career, he was given the chance to bat cleanup 10 times, and he hit .375/.444/.750 in those plate appearances. He hit so well, in fact, that he’s always harbored a grudge about not being made a full-time cleanup hitter. Don’t they see how good I am in the four-hole?, he used to think to himself. Since retiring, he hasn’t been able to stop the dreams.

So now he takes the chance that wasn’t given to him, and gives it to others.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Ratto says the Giants "have to be" better offensively than at the end of last season.

Funny thing about that is that the Giants were good offensively at the end of last season. Not “good for the Giants,” just good. They scored 4.4 runs per game in Sept/Oct and had a 104 wRC+, which would have been third in the NL had they kept it up all season.

by Evan on Feb 22, 2012 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but who needs Beltran anyway?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

THAT asshole?

We’ll replace him with a catcher who wasn’t hitting that well anyway before he suffered a massive injury and then a second baseman who hasn’t been a good hitter in 3 years who also had a massive injury, and then also Melky Cabrera.

by GiantPain on Feb 22, 2012 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

(Posey was hitting pretty well. Just not anywhere near as well as Beltran did)

by GiantPain on Feb 22, 2012 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

It would have been nice to have them both in the lineup for a full season

Oh well, at least the investors are making money.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Beltran
Posey
Sandoval
Belt

I mean, seeing that as the middle of the lineup every day wouldn’t make me roll my eyes (and they are really hard to find once they roll somewhere that is hard to reach; like under the sofa) and would probably score an adequate amount of runs.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

My theory is that the Giants hate all things belt.

Example: Belt and Belt(ran).

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by xanthan on Feb 22, 2012 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

And Angel Pagan!

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Full year of Pill.

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by ResDog on Feb 22, 2012 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Correction

Freddy Sanchez hasn’t been a good hitter in 6 years.

by GiantPain on Feb 22, 2012 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

??

A 102 OPS+ in 2010 was pretty good for a 2b.

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t say adjusted for position, yo. If you want to argue that he’s been an average hitter and that that’s good for a 2B, I buy that. But he hasn’t been a good hitter since 2006.

by GiantPain on Feb 22, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

fair

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

and i suppose

if they’re touting him as being a savior of the offense, that probably won’t happen.

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not about being a great hitter. It’s about being an improvement over his replacement last year: namely, Hall, Keppinger, Burriss, Fontenot.

If he can fit anything like he was hitting in 2010 and 2011, it will be a useful upgrade.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

GP makes a good point though that if Freddy is limited to fewer than 100 games, we’ll still be left with a large chunk of 2B production coming from guys like Hall, Keppinger, Burriss and Fontenot.

Now, if they would give the Gillaspie experiment a try…

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Yes! I’m down for trying Gillaspie at 2B.

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by xanthan on Feb 22, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

If by “trying” you mean “120 sporadic at bats with demotions/promotions in between” you might just see it!

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

aren't we forgetting

Contempt and Theroit?

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 8:57 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

dang it

Fontenot and Theriot

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 8:58 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

LOL Contempt

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I know

somehow Fontenot became Contempt

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This site doesn’t seem built for mobile.

by Hyoton on Feb 22, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Not at all. The new app is a vast improvement but I just don’t think it’ll work on a mobile device. Mayyyybe a tablet but def not a phone.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

It is more about

my autocorrect…I like the app but the fanshot and reply bugs are annoying

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new nickname

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

“Contempt”
“Ryan Theroit”

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I thought you were making a literary reference so I didn’t know how to respond.

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by baetown415 on Feb 22, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was a Godard reference.

by Evan on Feb 22, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Fontenot and Theriot together would be an improvement over Fontenot on his own last year. I don’t know how to look up positional production last year without Freddy, but it was awful. And Fontenot is a candidate for regression, with a 2011 BABIP 40 points under his career total.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Even with Freddy, it was .245/.295/.338 last year.

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

that's pretty bad

especially considering Sanchez being pretty good last year before going down

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 9:05 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Right. A .325 OBP and some doublez would do a lot for that position.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Didn't Hall get picked up by the Yankees?

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by Tortured on Feb 22, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

HE WANNA WINNA RING

.
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Prepare to be disappointed, Bill.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

You have to have a 2B

why wouldn’t you adjust for position?

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by Tortured on Feb 22, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d say Sanchez is a good hitter.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

You can say whatever you want

Doesn’t make it so. He’s average, at best, and now he’s old and hurt.

by GiantPain on Feb 22, 2012 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

106 OPS+ last year. That isn’t a good hitter?

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I mean you make it sound like he’s garbage.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

No I don't.

Over the past 5 years, he’s been a slightly worse than average hitter. Slightly worse than average isn’t good.

by GiantPain on Feb 22, 2012 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Does that take into account position?

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

No

I’m not talking about whether he’s a good hitter relative to his position. I’m talking about whether he’s a good hitter, which he isn’t.

by GiantPain on Feb 22, 2012 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Ok well he plays 2B so I don’t know what you want. Is he the savior of the offense? Obviously not, but to just say he flat out isn’t good is a stretch IMO.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

He isn’t a good hitter. Hasn’t been for a long time. Giants think that having him back will make offense better. Giants are probably wrong.

by GiantPain on Feb 22, 2012 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Who took over last year? Keppinger? Bill Hall? I think Freddy can improve the offense over those guys.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Theriot and Fontenot will be playing the games when Freddy's hurt

Giants 2Bs hit .265/.313/.354 as a whole last year.

I do not expect that to improve.

by GiantPain on Feb 22, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I say you're wrong, ser!

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Sanchez/Fontenot is the most obvious platoon arrangement in the history of baseball. So I fully expect Bochy to send Freddy out there every day till he breaks.

by Evan on Feb 22, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I think Owlcroft was pining for this at one point.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

BOOOOOOO you

That was ME. I pined for that. I PINED.

by GiantPain on Feb 22, 2012 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL sorry. It was you.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Owlcroft doesn’t believe in platoons.

by Evan on Feb 22, 2012 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I understand what you’re saying, but there’s more to the game than just hitting. (Though, who knows how Freddy’s defense will be affected by his injuries.) He’s a nice player to have when you tabulate all the things he can do.

I don’t think he’s going to save the team by any stretch, but if he can get into 120 games, well, I would count it as a victory.

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by xanthan on Feb 22, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Not saying he’ll play 120. I would probably start the over/under at something like 70 games.

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by xanthan on Feb 22, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

And the more I think about it, the more I think the Giants not showing interest in Scutaro is probably the worst thing about the entire offseason.

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by xanthan on Feb 22, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

this :(

I don’t get how they weren’t in on him. THE ROCKIES GOT HIM FOR CLAYTON MORTENSEN FFS.

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be surprised if he could no longer field a credible SS, though.

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by rotorueter on Feb 22, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I would

FG defensive metrics have him at just around average over the last three years.

I could live with a -5 or whatever if he hit something like .340/.400.

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

have been told this by numerous RS fans.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 8:55 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m not a Crawford booster, I’m just saying that I’m not all gloom and doom about Scutaro.

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by rotorueter on Feb 22, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Me neither. I’d be down for a little clank if he can still hit. A little clank. If he looks like Tejada GTFO.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

WHY WON'T YOU AGREE WITH HIM

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Or somebody. Alex Gonzalez was cheap. Barmes didn’t cost much. Instead they waited for the last crappy shortstop standing.

by Evan on Feb 22, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

It sucks that we now see Barmes as a missed opportunity.

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by rotorueter on Feb 22, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Now thinking of that scene in Platoon

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by GiantPain on Feb 22, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

The reportedly Giants made Alex Gonzalex an offer.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Beltran played 5 more games

than Sanchez in the last 3 years.

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 8:54 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Dude was injured on June 10th last year and he still isn't throwing yet

I am going to take a chance and say that isn’t a good sign.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

He is throwing…

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Feb 22, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

He is playing catch

That is a world of difference from throwing across your body to turn a double play.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Lars speeks teh troof.

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by Bar None on Feb 22, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

who wasn’t hitting that well anyway

I remember Mychael Urban saying these exact words about Posey on CSN right after the injury last season.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Feb 22, 2012 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

he wasn't hitting for power (yet)

but he did have almost a .370 OBP and a 115 OPS+

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, he was fine

But even getting 2011 levels of production from Posey, which I wouldn’t count on, wouldn’t fix the offense.

by GiantPain on Feb 22, 2012 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

it wouldn't singlehandedly fix the offense

but it would help!

especially since our catchers (including Posey) ended up hitting around .303/.333 last year

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

REAL MONSTERS!

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember calling him a singles hitter at the time.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Feb 22, 2012 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

In fact, Posey batting cleanup is one of the signs that this offense isn’t very good.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Panda could cleanup no?

besides Possum was cleanup in the 2nd half of 2010

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 9:07 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Dang it..Posey

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Another animal hat marketing opportunity!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

at least my cell phone thinks so

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The animal hat that hisses at you!

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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 22, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

The problem is not having enough really good hitters to push Posey down in the order. Unless he’s hitting like it’s 2010, his place in the order would probably hover somewhere around 6 on a team with a real offense.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Which I say because having Sandoval hit cleanup would just switch Posey to third in the order, which doesn’t solve the root problem.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

just need to see what happens. Belt, Melky, Nate and Huff could be decent

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 9:32 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

#HopeLikeHell

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

it's not

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 9:33 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I mean

2010 and 2011 turned to be very different than expected

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 9:33 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I’d say Posey’s OBP upside warrants him batting at least 5th; probably higher.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m either overestimating good offenses or underestimating Posey’s bat. I certainly think production approaching his ceiling is top-half of the order material. I’m just not sure I want to count on that.

Just for my own reference, I consider the Brewers last year to be a good offensive team, and they had 4 regulars who hit better than I would expect Posey to.

5th is probably fair.

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by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

People are probably right that he would be a good fit for a #2 batter. Disciplined, potential to see a lot of pitches, good at getting on base… Whether he is the .500 SLG guy we saw in 2010 or the .390 SLG guy we saw in 2011 is unclear. The answer is somewhere in between. But if he goes ahead and hits .285/.350/.440… That’s going to play just about anywhere.

How much he’ll be able to catch, I don’t know. But if what we are hearing about his swing is true, I think his hitting will be fine. Maybe a ding on AVG and OBP this year as he gets his eye back.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Panda could cleanup no?

Are you saying he’s dirty? Are we talking actual filth or symbolic?

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Feb 22, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Here are some cool Skyrim mods.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 8:09 AM PST reply actions  

.

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 8:38 AM PST reply actions  

It’s like he posing

by Turf_Toe_ on Feb 22, 2012 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Secretariat

I like the movie. I watch it when I see it on. I’m a sucker for the Disney happy endings.

by Turf_Toe_ on Feb 22, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

The gift for his next wife!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I love this photo. It does odd things to me groinular area.

And no, I don’t mean the horse, morans.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s the shoes right?

by Hyoton on Feb 22, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

apparently it's time

to go make heart-eyes at Madison’s fangraphs page again

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

You call that a Snot Rocket? Watch this!

BTW, Whatever happened to the McCoven Caption Contests?

by Turf_Toe_ on Feb 22, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought Lincecum was done after his horrendous August in 2010 and that Cain was done after his elbow flared up last year in Spring Training, so…….. I should probably panic for safety, but I’m not feeling the urge to do that after learning my lesson very recently.

Then again, pitchers. They just… go.

by Every6thDay on Feb 22, 2012 9:06 AM PST reply actions  

great deal for GOT S1 Blu-rays

http://slickdeals.net/permadeal/69536/best-buy-game-of-thrones-preorder-bluray-stark-or-targaryen-packaging-free-bonus-keychain

but do I want Stark or Targaryen?

My favorite house is Baratheon!!

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 9:07 AM PST reply actions  

Thanks for linking to this!

I am debating this purchase. HBO GO makes it unnecessary, but a Blu-ray doesn’t need an internet connection to work… hmm… this is certainly a point in “buy that shit!”’s favor.

by Every6thDay on Feb 22, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

In this exact line.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Of course it is. Usurper through and through.

I can’t wait until Grant calls his banners to crush you and your rebellion!

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

The commonfolk still sew Brisbee banners in the secret of their homes.

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

/black bottle of scotch on a field of orange

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

With a llama rearing up on it's hind legs in the background

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, definitely a Llama.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I bend the knee for Brisbee.

by Every6thDay on Feb 22, 2012 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

You will know excruciating once you finish A Dance with Dragons and realize that he writes a book about every 6 years.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Baratheon? Really? My favorite was House Martell, but as I read ADWD I’m starting to really like House Manderly.

I CAN’T BELIEVE DAVOS IS STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!! I just finished that chapter, so I’m not sure where he is headed, but I’m guessing Skaggs. I also like how its eluded too that Ser Manderly is going to have his own Red Wedding in Winterfell…

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by say hey nation on Feb 22, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I kind of like the Mormonts. Old Bear and Jorah. I think I’m forgetting someone else that is cool…

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Lady Mormont, correct? They are pretty cool

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by say hey nation on Feb 22, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

all the badass lady Mormonts

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Maege, Alysanne, Dacey, Lyanna

probably my favorite minor house.

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s right. They fight along side Robb and are just generally kick ass. Plus check out that coat of arms.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

they make up for Jorah's fail

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he’ll totally redeem himself. I mean he kind of has it’s just that he’s paying for it after the fact.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Renly and Stannis are two of the most interesting characters in the books to me. I hate Robert though.

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

The whole pretender Azor Ahai bugs me about Stannis. I think he knows it’s BS.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

And yes

Manderly rules.

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Tyrion and Jaime are two of my favorite characters

yet I wouldn’t say I’m Team Lannister.

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by Tortured on Feb 22, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m totally Team Stannis, tbh.

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Kinslayer. Who uses a shadow?

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I still don’t think he’s completely aware of what was going on there.

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m kind of on the wall with him. He acts like he has values and shit but he is willing to do whatever it takes to become King of the whole kingdom. Dude is kind of a douche.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Feb 22, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s why I think he’s interesting. Plus, he is hilarious.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I like his hypocrisy and thinking of where it came from. When you think about the timeline of his and Robert’s relationship, in particular, you kind of realize it’s fucked up. After their parents died, Robert was meant to be the Lord of Storm’s End, but instead, it would appear he decided to fuck off to the Vale and leave Stannis behind to be in charge at the age of 13 with an infant brother.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

And when Robert became king he rewards Storms End to said infant brother.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Feb 22, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like Robert. He just does whatever the fuck he wants.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, I have found that the Daenerys chapters have become kind of boring. Almost like the early Brandon chapters.

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by say hey nation on Feb 22, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Just chillin’ in Meereen. Shit gets real at the end though.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t that sort of the point of the whole story? Power corrupts? The Iron Throne is a motherfucker?

by Every6thDay on Feb 22, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess I never thought of it like that.

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by say hey nation on Feb 22, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

One thing I like is that he is the heir to the throne (unless you count Dany).

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

House Mormont is grossly underrepresented!

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH MARTELLS

I basically like Doran and Manderly for the same reason: they’re both really fucking awesome but they don’t need to go around telling people that.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Feb 22, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:07 AM PST reply actions  

Karaoke update: Pat Benatar wins everything.

And I have not been home yet.

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by Cap M on Feb 22, 2012 9:08 AM PST reply actions  

are you giving it your best shot?

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 9:09 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Which song(s)?

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Yusmeiro Petit: dingerz.exe

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Feb 22, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

On my iPod

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Feb 22, 2012 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Love is a Battlefield?

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm guessing that didn't have Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros

You could have done Johnny Appleseed!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Her notes are too high for me

by Turf_Toe_ on Feb 22, 2012 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Well they obviously weren't quite where she was

But I sang it like I sing all 80s metal, and it worked out pretty okay.

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by Cap M on Feb 22, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

wait until you sober up before self judgement…

by Turf_Toe_ on Feb 22, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Just kidding Cap, Enjoy the day. And keep singing!

by Turf_Toe_ on Feb 22, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Worst Karaoke Song: I Will Survive

by Turf_Toe_ on Feb 22, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

You are a broken person.

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by rotorueter on Feb 22, 2012 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes I am, but I’m “Ready For Love”

by Turf_Toe_ on Feb 22, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Yessssss

there are more “watch my illegal stream of this sporting event” FanPosts. For the Accenture Match Play Championships, which I find odd.

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by free f.p. #14 on Feb 22, 2012 9:23 AM PST reply actions  

Maybe Cain started a huge golf fad in this country.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

If Matt Cain ran golf

Illegal internet streams would not be necessary.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I liked your tweet yesterday about Cain and MLB Network. And under this framework, I’d like to nominate Matt to run the NBC News Archives. I’m jonesing for those old Today kinescopes. Bad.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Aardsma to Yankees for $500K major league contract.

Bummer. Cheap bullpen depth.

I mean, even at the $2MM he would’ve cost the Giants, that still would’ve been a decent deal.

by Every6thDay on Feb 22, 2012 9:33 AM PST reply actions  

Why did he twist in the wind for so long? Was he injured last year?

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Figured. I would have rather had him than Hensley, obviously, but the major league deal was probably too much for most teams to commit to.

Also, this means the Yankees now have 3 “closers” in their bullpen now. wtf.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Looks like he won’t be ready to go until after mid-season. There’s also an option for 2013. Knowing the Giants, they’d rather have a guy who could pitch right away over an unknown.

by Every6thDay on Feb 22, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Ahhhh. Still, would have been good insurance. Get a quality lefty back mid-season when people are getting worn out, and if he pans out, you can replace one of Affeldt or Lopez as needed, or they can trade him at the deadline maybe. At a price tag of $500K, I don’t see why not.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Are we talking about Aardsma? If so, he’s a righty.

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by xanthan on Feb 22, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Even better, then.

We’d be more likely to have an opening among the righties than among the lefties.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Totally spit-balling, but I might prefer Hensley to Aardsma. He’s the more flexible reliever and his relief season in 2008 is probably better than anything that Aardsma has ever done. Aardsma is too walky for my liking.

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by xanthan on Feb 22, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

er, his relief season in 2010, that is.

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by xanthan on Feb 22, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Yikes, 5 per 9 innings?

I didn’t realize. I can see why you would feel that way.

I remain skeptical of Hensley, but I guess Baggs thought he looked sharp in his first bullpen, whatever that’s worth (read: not much).

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Aarsdma is your classic huge arm, huge fastball, fastball-fastball-fastball-fastball, poor control reliever.

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by xanthan on Feb 22, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Is he a closer on a better team than the Mariners?

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d lean towards, “no.”

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by xanthan on Feb 22, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

So noted.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

5 per 9 IP is also what Runzler has done

5.0 per 9 overall in MiLB
5.3 in AAA
5.4 in MLB

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Bleh.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Consistency!

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by xanthan on Feb 22, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

LOOGY, yes. Capable, no.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

he's only pitched 68.2 innings over 3 years

in his career so far. I don’t think I’d write him off yet.

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

though the walks are a consistent problem throughout his career

Remember at the beginning of ‘10 when Krukow expressed surprise that he was walking the ballpark "because he isn’t really a guy who walks people?" :’)

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

And Alex Hinshaw’s only thrown 45.

Until the walks come down and he demonstrates less spastic behavior with runners on base, he shouldn’t be anything more than the last guy off the bench in the bullpen, if he sniffs the majors at all.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I think I would prefer Aardsma & Hensley over no or bad Wilson and Romo only every two days.

by Every6thDay on Feb 22, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Aardsma is a righty

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 9:46 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I hear he’s a right-hander.

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by xanthan on Feb 22, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

BUT IS HE RIGHT-HANDED?!!!

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Whatever happened to that ambi-pitcher floating around the Yankees’ farm system? Wasn’t he available in the Rule 5 or something?

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

The six-fingered glove is just rife with potential.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Every home run off that pitcher would demand an Inigo Montoya declaration.

by Every6thDay on Feb 22, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

ha

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Until he is slain by Inigo Montoya.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Scoooooooreboard, scoooooooreboard.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Pat Venditte, and he went unclaimed.

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by xanthan on Feb 22, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I should take that as, “yes, it was Rule 5,” right?

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup. You are correct.

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by xanthan on Feb 22, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

REPORTS ARE CONFIRM THAT HE MAY BE RIGHT-HANDED.

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by xanthan on Feb 22, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

heh

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

if the Giants had been in on him

he would have gotten 2/10 :\

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by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I dislike this maymay.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

me too

but I am too tired to fight it

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 9:38 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Finally!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

(kidding)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Feb 22, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

You will need me

when you take over this place and get paid per comment ;)

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 9:42 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

It was a gross exaggeration of the “excuse” before, and a pretty tired joke afterwards.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

C’mon, Solidarity, the Internet is where jokes go to get beaten to death.

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by xanthan on Feb 22, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

109!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Barry Zito is John F. Kennedy in BP-109. Coming this fall.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Well

I’d prefer cat pictures.

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

difference

is that it is a joke against other McCs

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 9:50 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Deal with it. My penis is hidden, btw.

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by xanthan on Feb 22, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

This is the word on the street!

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Yusmeiro Petit: dingerz.exe

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Feb 22, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

You and Lars are sitting at the top of my Kill List due to your involvement in keeping that meme alive.

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by xanthan on Feb 22, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember misunderstanding the joke and therefore defending your junk. That was an odd day.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s funny, I didn’t understand it at first. But now I do, thanks to those jerks.

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by xanthan on Feb 22, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

But Goofus’ is apparently large, Mr. Pain has gazed upon BIlly Beane’s, you can ask Viliphied about Alex Lewis’ and everyone wants to grasp Buster’s.

We are obsessed with male reproductive organs.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

o|` Edelweeeeeeiss, Edelweeeeeeeis o|`

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by Solidarity on Feb 22, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

At one point KDL had irrational hate for Ron Wotus.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Goofus has manufactured one of the great self-marketing campaigns of our generation.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Feb 22, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

3/18

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by CalBear949 on Feb 22, 2012 9:38 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

So

Has anyone else seen this? http://www.megamanfilm.com/

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by xanthan on Feb 22, 2012 9:43 AM PST reply actions  

BENGIE MOLINA AS GRAVITY MAN!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 22, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Lunch

Leftover shepherd’s pie.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 10:01 AM PST reply actions  

(1) bowl of turkey chili
(1) package of peanut butter M&Ms
(1) package of peanut butter Twix

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by xanthan on Feb 22, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

At 10am I’m going to stuff myself mashed potatoes

by Turf_Toe_ on Feb 22, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Club crackers and artichoke dip.

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by TheLetter2 on Feb 22, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it good artichoke dip? Because I love artichoke dip.

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by jhiat00 on Feb 22, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

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