When the Giants Signed Gary Carter
When I was 12, I didn't know that catchers aged like ... like ... large men who had to do deep-knee bends hundreds of times every day for several years while wearing heavy equipment. I just knew that Gary Carter was a catcher and that he was awesome. So when the Giants signed him before the 1990 season, I was a little giddy.
He did just fine for the Giants that year, but he couldn't pitch, so he didn't get to help the Giants back to the World Series. A search through the New York Times archives brings back news of his signing:
''I only called the teams I thought would have a strong possibility of being interested in me,'' he said. ''I didn't call the Giants, because I figured they were set with Terry Kennedy and Kirt Manwaring.''
Carter recalled: ''Al asked (agent) Dick (Moss), 'Is there anything I can do to change your proposal?' When Dick said no, Rosen said, 'I accept.' ''
Now that's some fancy negotiatin'. Giants fans don't have the decade of memories that the people in Montreal do, nor did we watch a stunning World Series victory with him playing a crucial role, but he was still a Giant for a year. Even the fact that he was a Dodger the next year doesn't ruin that.
When you grew up in the '80s as a fan of the National League, you knew that there was Gary Carter at the top of the catcher hierarchy, and then there was everyone else. Rest in peace, Gary.
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RIP Gary Carter, i never got to see him play really, but my dad always talked about him as being one of the best catchers of all time
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One of the things I was thinking of doing when I have down time, is finding all my old ticket stubs and then using the innernet to look up the box scores for the games. Up until like 5 years ago I hadn’t realized I’d seen Bobby Bonds play. I wonder who else I don’t remember!
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That’d be a pretty cool research project to do, even just keeping note of it as well, putting up a ticket, and writing down the lineup for that game
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I was thinking of organizing it in an old photo album… I dunno. Just making lists of stuff right now. But it would be interesting to find out that you saw some dude play as a rookie or something and then he became an all-star.
Ooooh Little Tommy Wingels is back!
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That'd be pretty neat
kinda nostalgic. Yea, because heck, if i did that with the games i’ve seen in the past decade or 15 years, there’s definitely players i didn’t know about back then who were good or were becoming good.
Yea! Gotta love Wingels, but dammit sharks
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I hadn’t realized I’d seen Bobby Bonds play.
LOL OLD
/My young cousin told me he never seen Barry Bonds play. I cried.
I think we had gone to see… uh….somebody… I don’t think it was Hank Aaron, but somebody else and Bobby happened to be in that game.
We did trek over to San Diego once [we were living in Yuma] to see Aaron play.
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We did trek over to San Diego once [we were living in Yuma] to see Aaron play.
I was probably there ! Kidding, but I did grow up in San Diego, and the “Murph” was where I watched all my live baseball as a child.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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That was in 74? possibly 73.
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Memorabilia
I printed out the Retrosheet for my first game and confirmed that I saw Bonds and Mays. No McCovey because Mays was playing first that day.
The ticket idea sounds cool. I’ve been planning on making a framed collage of all the Topps Giants cards from my birth year (1962). I’ve got them all, but have started in on getting autographed copies. I got Juan Marichal to sign mine at the pre-ASG event a couple years ago.
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:( I lost my ticket stub to Roy Halladay’s postseason no no
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Feb 17, 2012 5:46 AM PST up reply actions
I saw Barry the first game I ever went to. He helped the Pirates to an 8-5 victory at Candlestick.
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by troymccluresf on Feb 17, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions
I only remember him as a Met
and of course from the 1986 WS.
RIP Gary.
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by operation carrot on Feb 16, 2012 5:09 PM PST reply actions
RIP Gary Carter
He was the first Giants player I remember because my dad talked about him all the time.
RIP Gary
I remember when he came to the Giants… I was surprised, b/c I thought he had retired!
by Las Tres Companeras on Feb 16, 2012 5:13 PM PST reply actions
RIP Gary Carter
He played 18+ seasons. 12 of them were with the Expos, 5 with the Mets, 1 with the Giants and 1 with the Dodgers. He will always be remembered as a Met.
Except by people at the baseball hall of fame.
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
They didn’t have cameras in Montreal.
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Well they do, but all of the pictures are in French.
Is it February 19 yet?
by j14 on Feb 16, 2012 5:31 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
LOL
I am sure they did, but nobody was there to use them
Blerg
by Myemail21479 on Feb 16, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions
The World Series has a way of generating nostalgia.
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 16, 2012 5:38 PM PST up reply actions
It bums me out that I don't have any memories of Gary Carter as a Giant
I was definitely aware of that era; one of my first memories is of the earthquake and being terrified that they’d cancel the World Series. I’m pretty sure that 1990 was when I got Kevin Mitchell’s autograph. But Gary Carter slipped my tiny mind.
Oh well. Dude doesn’t need me to remember him; he’s a goddamn Hall of Famer.
by Lies and Perfidy on Feb 16, 2012 5:17 PM PST reply actions
I'm still stuck on "The Franchise" moving to Miami
It makes me feel cheap and used as a Giants fan. Maybe I always was.
Baggs just retweeted this...
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When you are a Hall of Famer, yet you’re best remembered for being a good, nice, decent person, you know you lived a great life. #GaryCarter
by capn on Feb 16, 2012 5:30 PM PST reply actions 9 recs
Gary Carter was awesome
I remember going to a game at Candlestick and he came out and spoke to the crowd for a few minutes before the game. I can’t recall any of what he said, but it convinced me he was a really great guy. I’ve always liked him. RIP, Gary.
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My husband is very sad.
Gary Carter was his favorite player when he was a kid.
2012 is going to be awesome!
aw crap.
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This is all Wingels’ fault, right?
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how isn't it
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yeah you don’t see murray drop like a sack of rocks too often.
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YAY! sorry, been playing skyrim, and i hate it because i suck
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yeah the Mister hated it at first… 20 levels later…
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well, i can’t get past the damn dragon going up to that big ass mountain. I can’t defeat it
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“That dragon” and “That big ass mountain” are about the two most generic statements one could make about Skyrim.
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by Solidarity on Feb 16, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
k
i’m just starting the game, i have to go to High Hrothgar to speak with the Greybeards. As i’m going up the steps i encounter 3 wolves, then all the sudden a dragon, i have no way of defeating the dragon because i have just a few weapons and some magic, like fire and electricity, that’s it.
My question is, how the hell do i get past that dragon and the ice troll that are in front of me just to get to High Hrothgar to speak to the Graybeards
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1) Don’t attack it head on; try to attack its flank whenever you can. If you have a companion, let them take the brunt of the punishment.
2) If it’s flying around being a dick, shoot its ass if you have any archery skill.
3) If it won’t land, try to find a flatter, more open area. Don’t be shy about using health potions.
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that’s probably why i’m losing EVERY time. and yea, i don’t have a companion.
Good point, i never did shoot him with arrows that time.
Yea, it’s landing often, and all i try to do is hide. And good point about health potions, i just need to go and buy more though
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Dragons do two things: breath fire, and snap at you. If you’re not right in front of it, feel free and hack and zap away. Keep moving around it.
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yea, good point. basically shoot at it, then when they’re near just hack away
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nope, should probably do that
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There’s almost no reason not to have a companion. Lydia is useable, or you can brawl the chick in the inn in Whiterun.
Also, I don’t think there are any scripted battles on Hrothgar other than an ice troll, so if you aren’t saved during the battle, you could probably just go up another time.
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thanks
yea, i donno why the dragon’s there… but yea, i’ll go at another time and do what jponry said.
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also hang out at the inn in whiterun
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i killed lydia :(
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i've been scared of using a companion since
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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That's why I picked up Aela
She tends to stand back and shoot so I don’t hack her apart while wildly flailing at things.
Just…don’t ever give her a staff of fireballs.
by Lies and Perfidy on Feb 16, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions
I used my housecarl from Solitude. With me in daedric armor and her in ebony armor, we were both pretty much impervious, even to each other.
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oh yeah, I just bought a house in Solitude
I wonder if I can still get a housecarl after, you know, helping sack the city with a bunch of racists.
MY BAD YALL
by Lies and Perfidy on Feb 16, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions
ULFRIC STORMCLOAK IS A BUTCHER AND A TYRANT…it’s a fine day with you around!
by Lies and Perfidy on Feb 16, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions
I think you can get all the thaneships regardless of Stormcloak or Imperial-ness.
I got the Markarth one practically by accident. That city is fucked up.
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hahaha, Markarth
I managed to juke the Silver-blood/Forsworn quest just right so I could kill both main NPCs. I think that bugged out the city slightly, but whatever, fuck that miserable hellhole.
by Lies and Perfidy on Feb 16, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions
Markarth is cool looking but yeah, that quest is fucked.
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Everyone in Markarth can go eat a bag of dicks anyway, so whatever.
Fucking cannibal asshole weirdos.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Feb 16, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
I'm going to go ahead and rec this.
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lol I forgot about the cannibals
what a weird-ass city
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I WANT HER
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so you're saying i should
just hang out in Whiterun and omplete a ton of quests there
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Yeah, pretty much
Your first housecarl, the awesome Companions questline, and the advancement of the civil war plot.
Although if you’re playing a spellcaster, Winterhold probably has more cool magic-y stuff. Basically, the whole world is full of crazy shit.
by Lies and Perfidy on Feb 16, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions
If something sounds cool, don’t be afraid to go and try it. Whiterun is designed to have a lot of low-level stuff branching off, but just follow your instincts and find fun stuff to explore. If you feel underleveled, go back and explore some dungeons you passed up earlier in your travels.
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Y U MEAN TO COMPANION!!!
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This is why I leave her at home. I don’t want her to die. The housecarl I got in Rifken doesn’t seem as cool, so maybe I’ll take her around. I had a big manly dude I used for a while, but I want to save him for marriage so I asked him to stay in his town for a bit.
I also now have some wizardy guy that I didn’t kill when the voices told me to that I should be able to use when I want to. I need to take him out on a few quests. There have been some when I’ve come up on like 5 necromancers at once, where I totally get my ass kicked.
I’ve started getting pretty okay with dragons. I use some staff thingy from a distance to weaken it, blast it with the appropriate shout (fire for the frost ones, frost for the fire ones) and toss some flames or frost at it when it gets close enough. So far I’ve done pretty okay. But I’m only at level 22, so who knows.
And also, I try to do a bunch of different quests to level up different skills.
I fucking love this game.
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Who is the best person to marry? Does it even matter?
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
I suppose some have property or followers to bring into the marriage. I think whoever you marry will set up some sort of business and generate an income. If your spouse is already a merchant, then maybe you get more $$ from them.
I’ve never done the marriage thing before, though, so I can’t be 100% sure.
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It’s also worth noting that if you marry a skill trainer, you can ask them to train you and then take the gold back from their inventory. You controlling bastard.
by Lies and Perfidy on Feb 16, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions
wow. How much gold does the shop generate?
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Not a ton
I can’t remember the amount, which is a good sign it wasn’t very much. I married Aela, though. Actual shopkeepers might do better.
by Lies and Perfidy on Feb 16, 2012 9:22 PM PST up reply actions
Do some quests in Whiterun
It’s a cool intro to the whole political subplot, and then you get a permanently useful companion.
by Lies and Perfidy on Feb 16, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions
I got the mage guy
Holy shit he’s amazing
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Seriously, just go get this guy as a companion
I barely have to kill anything anymore. He just runs train on everything.
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Marcurio
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
I remember he was dealing with something like that. and something to do with how he saved the game, he kept respawning right in front of the dragon. I watched for about 5 minutes as he kept trying all this different shit, man I’da broken the thing at that point.
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haha, i feel like breaking my game already
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4 year olds I have patience for… inanimate objects AND STUPID SHARKS not so much.
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Well, that dragon isn’t always there – it’s not part of the plot like the one you fight near the watchtower with the Whiterun guards. So if you do some other mission, then come back, it won’t be there anymore.
The ice troll will, though.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
Thanks, yea, i tried doing that the first time, came across the ice troll… thing killed me, those are pretty tough to beat
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BURN!!! BURNNNNNNNN!!!! SHUNNNNNNNN
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That asshole troll
I think I trained him into the village. Those farmers are fucking badass.
by Lies and Perfidy on Feb 16, 2012 6:21 PM PST up reply actions
WHY PEOPLE HATING ON THE TROLL!?!?! AND what, you can train him?
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Train is an MMO term
It’s when you get something to chase you, and run all the way to a major landmark. Usually to harass players hanging out there.
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hahaha, sorry, yeah
Gamer brain kicked in. Yeah, by “train” I meant “keep dinging him with spells/arrows while running away until he runs into something else while following you.”
by Lies and Perfidy on Feb 16, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions
haha, that is pretty hilarious then
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Yeah, in MMOs people will train big bosses and elite mobs back to cities and let them go to town on the AFKers and lowbies.
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I’ve never had trouble with trolls or giants, but dragons drove me nuts for the longest time.
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I basically had no problems with dragons until I got to level 35 or whatever and Elder Dragons started showing up.
My initial strategy for killing them: Yell “Fuck, why won’t you die!” until they killed me and I’d reload and go do something else.
New strategy: spam Marked For Death on them until they get easily killable.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
I never had a problem with the dragons, at any level. One time when I was lower level I even had a long battle with two at once. That was grindy, but not too tough
I think it's very dependent on how you build your character
by Lies and Perfidy on Feb 16, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions
yeah i was a bash their brains in type
so dragons were hard at first because i sucked at archery
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i've had the same issue
I’ve gone 1H/stealth and there are significant difficulties involved in sneaking up behind a dragon and slitting its throat.
by Lies and Perfidy on Feb 16, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions
I’m getting better at archery, but I find that the Staff of Jyrik Gauldurson is pretty useful in taking down dragons.
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maybe since they are in Florida they can get somebody over from Worchester quickly.
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I think he’s a forward type guy.
lol wow Colin White!
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Watching him and Keith Hernandez for theMets in ’86 are some of my earliest and fondest baseball memories.
His final hit. He loved playing the game and loved his fans. RIP.
RIP
I remember Gary Carter on the Giants but I don’t remember what he did.
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RIP Gary Carter
I don’t know why I’m making myself listen to this video where they’re talking to Keith Hernandez about it on SNY but it’s making me cry.
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http://web.sny.tv/media/video.jsp?content_id=20097309&topic_id=6479520
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COLIN WHITE
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my dream has come true
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Occasionally writers would rag on Carter . . .
. . .as being a poor teammate. I never read any quotes from players saying that and read a number of quotes saying he was a terrific teammate. I saw him play in a number of different uniforms and, for me, maybe only Roy Campanella was better. Definitely HOF — there should be no hesitation. RIP.
Don't believe everything you think.
LOL Warriors
The Charlotte Bobcats have lost 16 in a row. They’ve won 3 games all season. Their last victory was against the Warriors, a 112-100 victory. That was the Bobcats largest margin of victory.
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so… you’re saying… the warriors will not get the top pick
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I believe he is saying the Warriors suck at that game called basketball
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
what difference does it make though with the warriors tanking... what good will that do
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I'd rather they at least try
God knows they will f up the draft pick somehow regardless of where it is
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They won’t have to tank on this road trip. They’ll be bad enough to lose most of them.
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and then win at home
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got to trade for a pick, that might be the only way in
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The only thing I remember about Gary as a Giant was he had a go ahead double in a Saturday nationally televised game. Back then I saw maybe 15 games a year on tv.
by andy25 on Feb 16, 2012 6:28 PM PST via mobile reply actions
I’m starting to think my brother didn’t really walk the dog when he said he did.
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I think it’s more likely he didn’t walk him and now I’m going to have to walk him in the dark.
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When I was 12 and my 11 year old sister did not walk the dog and the dog took a shit on the floor, I put the shit on her pillow.
gross!!
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Holy crap.
Literally.
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Our dog ate rat poison tonight. Paniked and then gave her some laxatives that made her puke. I’ll take her to the vet in the morning to make sure she’s okay.
No. It was in my garage. I saw her eat it and right away gave her laxatives. She should be fine because she only ate one tablet.
Yeah, probably okay. Keep her inside calm and watch for cuts, bruising, etc. Rat poison works by radically thinning blood, so keep her from any sort of damage to her vascular system for a day or two.
just don’t have kids anytime soon!
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Sadly, what is tasty to rats is tasty to most mammals. You are lucky to have some idea what happened.
Silly rats
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
Worst we had was a cat that licked an radiator overflow on the driveway. Apparently antifreeze is really tasty.
Cats can’t taste sweet flavors – they lack the ability to do so (yay for science fair projects!). It’s more likely that they just think it’s water or, if everything else is frozen and it’s not, they think it’s a viable liquid to drink.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Do they not have bitter receptors? Aren’t most antifreezes spiked with bitterants so that people can’t drink them?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I think cats do. In my kid’s experiment, the cat avoided the bitter water consistently. I think many states (incl. California) require a bittering agent be added to the antifreeze; I don’t know if it’s a federal thing.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
That’s kind of how my first cat died.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Feb 16, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions
Wowwwwwwwwww that was pathetic
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it was
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GOD DAMMIT WINGELS
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STICK BREAKING ROOKIE!!
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had that goal... dammit
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stupid sharks.
YOU SUCK!!!!
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I got a few friends in the NAVY
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God I love Couture.
Seriously, hes what keeps me watching the stupid Sharks.
2012 is going to be awesome!
When Murray’s not playing yeah, it’s teeth or little Tommy Wingels.
Well I kinda like Clowey too.
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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Winchester’s settled down, he used to take too many danged fool penalties.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Puck to throat
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by CalBear949 on Feb 16, 2012 7:00 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Can’t complain.
Paychecks are still clearing.
Pretty light the last few weeks. Should pick up soon
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by CalBear949 on Feb 16, 2012 7:03 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
how about you?
how is the mister’s job search going?
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by CalBear949 on Feb 16, 2012 7:05 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
He got a second interview at a local internet provider.
He really wants the job, so he said if he doesn’t get it this time, he’s going to become a pest around there.
2012 is going to be awesome!
hopefully he will get
and spare you the pestering psrt
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by CalBear949 on Feb 16, 2012 7:12 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Well it depends on what theyre looking for.
He doesn’t have as much technical expertise, but he’s great at customer service.
2012 is going to be awesome!
what's the position
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by CalBear949 on Feb 16, 2012 7:15 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Customer service.
Helping people with their email, internet connection, etc. Also working the counter, I think.
2012 is going to be awesome!
sounds like a fit then
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by CalBear949 on Feb 16, 2012 7:19 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Hope so
It’s up his alley, all depends on how much they want to train on the techie stuff. He’s exceptional at dealing with the public, I don’t know how he does it. I have no patience for it myself.
2012 is going to be awesome!
well…you are a court clerk. That takes a lot of patience
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by CalBear949 on Feb 16, 2012 7:22 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
True, I guess.
We do see a lot of tweakers and mental health people. They are always pro per, too.
2012 is going to be awesome!
some attorney aren’t exactly sane either
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by CalBear949 on Feb 16, 2012 7:25 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
They are easier to deal with.
They know they have to kiss my ass. Regular people treat me like I’m their attorney until I set them straight.
2012 is going to be awesome!
I think you need to tweet that one, ya smartass.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I'd like Burns a lot more
if he didn’t take so many useless shots through crowds from the point.
2012 is going to be awesome!
Watching the Sharks makes wonder why
all the Bay Areas sports teams are one dimensional
Giants: Pitching
49ers: Defense
Warriors: Offense
Sharks: Offense
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by CalBear949 on Feb 16, 2012 6:59 PM PST via Android app reply actions
forgot about
A’s and Raiders
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by CalBear949 on Feb 16, 2012 7:02 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
I still can't figure out why Beane
dumped 2 good, cheap pitchers and is paying for an unknown OF.
2012 is going to be awesome!
Not dumped
Traded for really good prospects.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.
Why?
The A’s weren’t going to compete this year, or next year. By the time they can compete, those pitchers are not going to be good and cheap anymore.
Instead, he acquired players who will be good and cheap when they actually have a chance of making the playoffs.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.
It’s a high risk, high reward move. He probably won’t produce as desired this year, but if he plays anything like some people project his ceiling to be, the back end of the deal will be production well above what they would be able to afford otherwise.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.
Except the Sharks have one of the best defenses in the NHL
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
they don’t play like it
A lot of 4 or 5 goal against games
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by CalBear949 on Feb 16, 2012 7:04 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Stupid Sharks… stop sucking!!!
and don’t you dare let that guy get a hat trick!!!!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
GET A GOAL YOU TEAL SCHMUCKS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I was at the series in 1990 when Mr Carter had 8 straight hits
Also he raked on RBI Baseball.
RIP KID
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Feb 16, 2012 7:04 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Looking back at the game logs, it was 7 straight hits not 8
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Feb 16, 2012 7:45 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I called this game 2 hours ago
Sharks tie it in the 3rd. Shootout loss.
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by CalBear949 on Feb 16, 2012 7:06 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Oh my word
that was toooooo close.
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UGH!!!!!!!!!!
This is like watching the Giants with 2 outs, bottom of the 9th, down by one run, with RISP and Huff is at bat.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Yeah, it's actually exciting.
I think Randy is going to have a coronary.
2012 is going to be awesome!
My fault
I was just thinking, oh my I should make sure this is recording for the Mr. meh…not so much.
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I wonder if the new guy will play tomorrow night?
Was he at the game tonight or was he at home packing?
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
New guy? WTF I go home and spend 3 hours with my wife and ALL KINDS OF SHIT HAPPENS
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
Sharks made a trade… oh my
According to a #SJSharks spokesman, Douglas Murray was taken to the hospital for “precautionary observation.”
So yeah— Dominic Moore isn’t a gamebreaker, but he really solidifies their depth on lower lines. Good, strong, defensive player.
tough to give proper credit with twitter’s STUPID NEW FORMAT!
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I'll watch... um... /looks for more jobs
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hmmm now I gotta find something to watch til the Mr. gets home. hmmmm
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Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I decided to color. The Geometrical Design Coloring Book by Spyros Horemis
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I've got to pack.
Going to Pantheacon! A whole hotel full of freaks. One of my favorite weekends of the year.
2012 is going to be awesome!
So... 3 more goals for Wingels, and i buy his jersey
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Wingels>Joe Thornton
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Wingels=Couture
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oh... really!?! you sir, are done, i will end you at FIFA
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After my wife goes to bed I’m down. You best make haste on your threat good sir. This will be your last chance for 6-8 weeks!
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
Wait I’m down to play tonight.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 16, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions
Goddamn updates are taking forever. I haven’t played online in months.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 16, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions
why haven't we played, damn
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POKEMONZ
I’m doing a league with a bunch of my old WoW buddies this year. I barely squeaked into the playoffs last season, so while I like Wrath Atop The Thing as a team name, I’m not sure it’s got any mojo left in it. Maybe it’s a bad idea to name my team after a phrase specifically invoking superstition and defeat.
So yeah, taking suggestions for team names!
by Lies and Perfidy on Feb 16, 2012 7:22 PM PST reply actions
oh, it doesn't need to be WoW-specific
In fact, I’m gonna try and avoid that. Most of us hardly play anymore.
by Lies and Perfidy on Feb 16, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions
The Melkman Always Rings Twice.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.
by Solidarity on Feb 16, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Fuckstockings
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 16, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions
One of my favorite players in the Big East, the turk on WVU, Kilicli
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he looks like a mountaineer
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GARY BROWNE!
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this must've been what my dog looked like as a puppy
he was six months when I got him, though; almost full grown. maybe it’s not so healthy to be looking for the same dog, though.

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
When my cat [of over 13 years, and the Loma Prieta earthquake] died I volunteered at the animal shelter for about 6 months. When Hidey showed up one week I knew she was the one. I am partial to black cats though, just because, according to shelter stats, darker/black animals are tougher to adopt out.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Are black cats tougher due to the superstition?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
that’s one theory
black dogs have a tough time too.
Some people think it’s because the darker animals don’t photograph well and don’t show up well in the kennels. They appear featureless.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
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Every picture of my cat he is either asleep, or looking like he is plotting murder.
So alone...
Twitter
And this is what my dog thinks of your cat:

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HEY! THEYRE CLEAN
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NO SUCH THING
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
There goes SMC's defense
Dave Benz @davebenzcsn
St. Mary’s Guard @SHolt503 to miss at least next two weeks with MCL injury. Hopes to be back for WCC tourney.
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ONE MORE TIME

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by PiKAgiant on Feb 16, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, fuck
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
Also Cal is losing to freaking Oregon
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
i'll say this... this entire week can go die in a fire
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Yeah, not the best BA sports week ever
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
for anybody... sharks included
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And the Dons lost to BYU tonight....
SO CLOSE.
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
Great game i suppose
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It was “great” towards the end. Before that, it was kinda crappy
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
crazy they scrapped their way to leading by 1! against BYU, wow
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At least they can probably beat Gonzaga next week…and then beat the Gaels just to fuck with em /ducks
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
FUCK THAT, but maybe. They’ve gained a ton of confidence from this game and that goes a long way in college games
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If they beat the Gaels, it would be the equivalent of the Warriors beating a strong Nuggets team after losing a heart breaker to the Thunder…oh wait, that DID happen XD
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
Hahaha, dude, i’d probably go out and buy myself a case of natty ice and just shotgun each one of them if that actually did happen. and nice analogy
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Oh thank God…I thought you were going to DRINK the natty ice /shudders
If the Gaels lose to the Dons, I’m NEVER letting you live it down lol
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
No sir, there is no such things as “DRINK” in my vocabulary when it comes to “light” beer. It’s beer pong, or shot gun.
HAHA, oh that will be a sight to see
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HA! I cut my lip the last time I tried shotgunning…not gonna happen again.
Friendly wager on the game, my good man?
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
oh, trust me, done the same thing a ton of times
my one friend literally just bites the can and opens it with his teeth.
dude, i’ll lose, i always lose a bet, everytime dating back to that game where the 49ers lost to the Buccaneers in the playoffs, remember that? haha
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Yeah, but the last time was bad. It took a piece of my gums with it. That plus alcohol…heh. With his teeth? That was the sound of 100 dentists wincing.
……that was YOUR fault? I….I don’t think I can be friends with you anymore. That game was UGLY. Geez
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
OH SHIT! Umm…. yea… that’s just terrible man!
Yea, apparently i made a 20 dollar bet, WHOOPS. They lost by what, 30423940823 points? crazy
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Yeah…my friends were laughing when I slammed the can down…until they saw the blood on the can and trickling down my lips.
I thought that game would never end…it seemed like every time they had possession of the ball…they gave it right back to the Bucs….ugh
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
Probably would’ve been like “AHHHHH FREAKING THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!” you go straight to the hospital?
Exactly, and unfortunately that was the end of MOOCH and Garcia and Owens, and the whole team
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Are you kidding me? We just took a couple packages of sterile gauze, rolled them up, and stuck em in my mouth. The next day, I just told my parents someone accidentally knocked my saxophone into my face as I was playing.
The end of an era. Granted, it wasn’t helped with TO throwing his qb under the bus. I kinda miss T.O.
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
Hahahaha, that is awesome, BEAST!!!! and a trooper! Good cover up
EXACTLY! i do too, but i dont want him on this team no more man
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Tasted and felt like crap though. Couldn’t eat anything all night. It’s a good thing my friends let me crash on their couch. I was not gonna fucking drive myself home that night.
While he was crazy, that man’s work ethic was second only to The G.O.A.T. himself. But yeah, I wouldn’t want him anywhere around the team for longer than an honorary 1-day contract so he could retire where he started. But, you should’ve seen Niners Nation. There were quite a few posts advocating for signing either Moss or T.O.
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
HAHA
and no way, seriously dude, nobody wants that guy, nobody in the NFL
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When you’re relatively sober, and yet no one can understand a word you’re saying…it’s a pain in the ass.
Yeah…no. If anyone actually signs him this upcoming season, oh boy
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
DICKIE V BABYYYYYYYY
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He's calling it?
Ick
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
HELLLLLZ YES
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So we'll hear about the Dukies all game long?
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
he's kind of a fan of SMC... especially after when he cried about how they didnt
get in the tournament in 2009
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Never would have thought that one.
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
EXACTLY.
Its like fuck a duck dude, just shut up already
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
should've seen when he was wheeping about SMC not in the tournament in 2009
Digger and Bilas were nonstop pissing him off
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ha, yea. I got a shirt that talks about Steph vs. Patty Mills
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Thats dope man
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would've been an awesome game to be at though, haha
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Yeah. Two of my favorite athletes head to head.. AHHHH
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NOT A FAN OF THE CENTER!?!?!?
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I am not. haha
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oh i c how it iz!
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It's all bout the guards!
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
haha, then lets hope Page steps it up
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That would be clutch
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
He’s really not bad, hell of a shot, but Holt is ALL defense, and that’s what the team thrived at for a while
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Wasted 26 from Jones yesterday
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He scored 26? yea… it’s like watching the warriors and Monta puts up 26, and that’s it, no production anywhere else
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Oops 25..
But Delly only had 10
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
CMON JONES!
GOTTA REBOUND!
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Thanks Grant
RIP Gary Carter. I am in a pretty somber mood scanning this thread. Whoever posted his last hit, thank you. I pressed the back button and couldn’t find the link again.
Anyways, catchers always have a special place in my heart, since i played one as a kid. It’s a special game, and life is special. It is great to celebrate both at the same time, yet I have a guilty pang for appreciating life from someone else’s death.
There is a life lesson in there somewhere. I guess that is why it takes me out of my day to day thoughts so much, despite no clear idea of what it is I am thinking about. If anyone is actually still reading, have a good night. Tomorrow is Friday, which shall be followed with lots of beer, and then pitchers and catchers report, and the whole baseball news cycle cranks up. It is going to be a great year, I am sure of it!
Blerg
Well said
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Feb 16, 2012 9:16 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I said it last night and I will say it again. PIng pong is so fun.
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
Lets FIFA
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 16, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions
Hurry up!
There is a cute girl waiting on me to play volleyball with her. You have 2 minutes to invite me.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 16, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions
i mean, i'll go if you cant make it
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
DUDEEEE
Go play vb with the cute girl, what are you doing?!??!?!?!
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
FIFA man!
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 16, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions
Take the girl, every time!
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
I have like 5 months to hang out with her. Calgiants is leaving tomorrow!
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 16, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions
I just added you. I’ll be up all night trying to avoid jet lag if you want to play when you get back.
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_QRL3t9qyc
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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I remember this.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Feb 16, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions
Holy shit. I wonder how many takes that took.
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No, you dummy.
So that the poor dude could return the ball.
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Wow
Is he using nun chucks or something?
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane
Mayor of Smug.
He has numchuck skills.
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Feb 17, 2012 7:16 AM PST up reply actions
I said it before and I’ll say it again: I need to play ping pong. Dammit, where are my drunken pong buddies when I need them?
Get your lady to play!
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 16, 2012 10:34 PM PST up reply actions
She got run down by a lackwit on a bicycle in college and busted up her hand. I think I have to wait for Mister Man to crack four feet.
You didn’t see that viral video of the kid sitting on the table smacking ping pong balls around?
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
that was easier to find than I thought it would be
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dBdSwsRMK4
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
huffington post?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/02/baby-plays-ping-pong_n_1250449.html
bing?
http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/baby-plays-ping-pong/20itxj9l
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
HOLY SHIT USF
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
18 seconds left, 1 point lead for BYU, USF ball
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
well, it's up to Gonzaga to lose tonight... or at USF or vs. BYU
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Gonzaga is up 32-27 at the half
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
close game, playing against a team that's winless in the conference
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FUCK, USF lost by 1
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
haha, the only one that matters
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Jorge Gutierrez is awesome
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
Favorite player in the PAC12 by far, he plays the game with heart
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He went nuts on defense and just forced a huge backcourt violation
then on offense hit a runner in the lane
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
I thought running was a no-contact sport.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I actually don't know how rugby works. And the different leagues in Europe for soccer confuse me.
And what the fuck is up with cricket?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
When it comes to rugby….All Blacks. That is all
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
Racing Metro 92, Harlequins, and Crusaders.
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
The Haka. Nuff said. No, in all seriousness, New Zealand is badass when it comes to rugby
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
Those are club teams so….
All blacks are my fav as well
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 16, 2012 10:31 PM PST up reply actions
Fine….you’re forcing me to pick a club team. The problem is, I don’t root for a club. I root for a player-coach.
TANA UMAGA!
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
dude is a beast!
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 16, 2012 10:35 PM PST up reply actions
Ok, thanks to you, I’m now way past my bedtime since I’ve watched the first half of Wales-France from the 6 Nations tourney-ish thing in 2010. Fascinating game.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
haha! Its pretty awesome isn’t it?
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 16, 2012 11:38 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah. I can definitely see why it’s entertaining. I’m still having issues with mauls and rucks and when they’re actually formed.
I think I actually might enjoy it more than American football. Way less stupid huddling.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Yes! And no commercials every 5 seconds too
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 16, 2012 11:45 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah.
You’re not allowed to strip the ball from a runner, are you? Just allowed to tackle him?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
While you are tackling you can try and take the ball.
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 16, 2012 11:57 PM PST up reply actions
But if your teammate is touching you, your team still maintains possession?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Once the player is down you can no longer attempt to “strip” the ball.
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 17, 2012 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
Then a ruck forms
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 17, 2012 12:05 AM PST up reply actions
So when does tackling the runner actually result in a change of possession?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
not unless he drops the ball forwards (a knock-on) or you are able to take it away before he is down. also no blocking in case you haven’t noticed. The ball can also be turned over in the ruck though
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 17, 2012 12:11 AM PST up reply actions
When is the ball turned over in the ruck? When your team drops it and the other team recovers?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
yup
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 17, 2012 12:15 AM PST up reply actions
Where did you find a six nations game from 2010 btw? lol
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 16, 2012 11:59 PM PST up reply actions
Rugby is a lot like American football but with extremely simlple rules and no pads.
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
Why no pads?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Just the way it is. Any tackle above the shoulders is a penalty, you aren’t supposed to shoulder charge either.
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 16, 2012 10:00 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t understand how people are left standing at the end. How the hell do people play through concussions?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Watch this hit by Chabal. My wife got me his jersey for Valentine’s yay. You get banged up for sure. Concussions aren’t addressed as well as they are in American sports.
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 16, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions
Do you have to wear the number of the position you’re playing?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Yes.
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 16, 2012 10:13 PM PST up reply actions
PATRICK WILLIS!?!?!?
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
FIfa?
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 16, 2012 10:24 PM PST up reply actions
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
MANCHESTER CITY!!!!
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Well I guess somebody is scared :P
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 16, 2012 10:38 PM PST up reply actions
Haha, thanks for telling me there was an update
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who’s the guy right near the ball in the scrum?
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
or ON the ball
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Front row = loosehead prop, hooker, tighthead prop
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 16, 2012 10:03 PM PST up reply actions
huh
well at 6’3 240… my friends were trying hard to get me to play i believe tighthead prop… but man, there is soooo much running involved
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Do you have to throw the ball in that peculiar way? Is that a rule?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Also, from Wikipedia about scrums:
A scrum is a way of restarting the game safely and fairly after a minor infringement
That part kind of cracked me up. 8 dudes pushing and shoving each other seems an odd thing to term safe, but what do I know?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
All passes with the hands have to be laterals, there is a more or less standard way to do it, but you can improvise anyway you want/need to.
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 16, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions
Is that the two handed spiral pitch? Is there a reason people don’t throw it as in American football?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Sometimes you need to throw really long laterals called cut-out passes. This might help answer a few questions
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 16, 2012 10:21 PM PST up reply actions
As for soccer, each country has its top flight league, and the lower divisions (kind of like AAA, AA, A) and teams can be promoted and demoted between divisions. Some Top flight leagues are better than others and considered the best in the world.
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 16, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions
What’s the pseudo-league with teams from different nations?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Champions League? All the top teams from leagues around Europe compete in a tournament with group and knockout stages.
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 16, 2012 10:13 PM PST up reply actions
How do they determine entrants to the CL?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
The top teams based on league standings from the last season. Better leagues have more teams going to the CL.
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 16, 2012 10:16 PM PST up reply actions
He probably won’t get drafted, but wow, i wish more players on the warriors played like that. Still remember that game where he got into it with that coach at Arizona
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
He only has 6 points tonight
But is playing lights out on D
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
Defense wins....... EKPE UDOH
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
57.2 Left Cal up 79-77
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
CLOSE
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Gutierrez just got the rebound off am Oregon 3 attempt
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
And a steal now!
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
Haha, the guy is just an animal
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
GUTIERREZ
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
haha, guys got my last name
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Whew
Cal needed that W
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
So South Florida?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
you're... South Florida Guy?
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Funny thing is, they aren’t even in south Florida.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
so you're telling me Tampa isn't southern florida!?!??!
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
At least Central Florida is north of South Florida. It would be kinda fucked up to be south.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
yea, seriously, that whole thing is just messed up
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GODDAMNIT PIKA!
You fucking jinxed my school! >.>
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
NO MORE TALK ABOUT SOUTH FLORIDA
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I will cut you…
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
LOL
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Well, at least we got all the Bond/Lin combos out of the way.
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
You calLIN me out??
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
NO!
You stop that right now!
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
You got a probLIN, buddy?
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
SHUDDUP
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GO GAELS
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
I'd love to see that matchup
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
this
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They really should play every year. I don't know why it doesn't happen
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
SMC wouldn't have enough room to hold that many people
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that would be awesome
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
geez, they should have a bay area tournament each year
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
Yea... haha
we brought this up like 3 weeks ago, Santa Clara vs. Stanford, or SMC vs. CAL, throw in USF, screw it
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That's the problem
Most schools hold their own tourneys at the start of the year
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
yea, they hold one at SMC every year, the Shamrock
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The Giants front office is a sham
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ITS A TARP!!
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
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That was way to close
That Oregon guy was going nuts
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
JOSEPH!!
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i know every team, every player, every sport
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your career path is in that last statement
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
good luck, i am in no way a good journalist, took one journalism class, got a B+ in it, the only reason was because i gave my own opinion on subjects instead of just REPORTING THE DAMN SPEECH of Drew Rosenhaus
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it’s a much broader industry besides writing. But, hell, you have no problem writing here!
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
True, blogging is definitely something i’ve thought about getting into, but yea
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BERT MACKLIN FBI
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They were way, way out there.
And he hit them all except the very last one, thank God
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
I don't remember him playing at all,
but in the past few years I’ve read about him and seen the highlights and understand his place in baseball history. A great baseball player, a great person, a great loss. R.I.P.
The Sharks play again tomorrow? I wonder if they will have any defensemen…
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
They are playing the LOLCanes. They should be able to win easily.
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
It’s a bad week for Bay Area sports…I wouldn’t be so sure about that
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
Just saving up karma for the Matt Cain extension…
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.
Completely OT
But for those of you who own iPads, Assassin’s Creed Recollections is free for a limited time. Get it while it lasts!
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
How are the tannins?
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
Really mellow. Was expecting this big bold knock your ass off high alk Zin, and it was the calmest balanced bottle of red I’ve had in years. Really prominent chocolate in the middle, so use it late in the meal and lead into dessert.
Also OT
I was planning on watching a movie to get out of the house on Valentine’s Day (pretty much to get away from the imminent Filipino soap marathon that happens every night), but they went out instead, so I figured I’d just stay home.
However, I’m wondering what I should watch in theaters once the opportunity arises. Maybe after I take my final next week. I cannot watch the following (due to other family wanting to watch it):
-The Artist
-The Descendants
-Chronicle
I’m thinking I want to watch The Secret World of Arrietty. I actually just looked it up on Rotten Tomatoes, and at 92% it’s currently the eighth-highest rated Studio Ghibli film in their database (loltwo100%ratedfilms).
Besides Arrietty, though… any other recommendations?
Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.
Chris Paul is doing Chris Paul things
11 points in the 4th quarter
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
UGLY game
Stupid Portland jerseys, too.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
BLEGH
74-71 final (Clippers over “Rip City”)
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
LA!!!!!!!!! y u no like LA
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
this was
the 3rd game in three nights for Portland and with Aldridge
totally showed…only 11 pts in the 4th
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
by CalBear949 on Feb 16, 2012 10:26 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
without Aldridge
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
by CalBear949 on Feb 16, 2012 10:26 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
shift-A
What’d I miss? Aside from the Yen reversal the last few days, of course.
O_o
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
@_@
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
THIS IS ZITO
$_$
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
All this talk about basketball and rugby yet nothing about Parks & Rec? Or Donna Noble on the Office?
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 16, 2012 10:38 PM PST reply actions
People still watch the office?
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 16, 2012 10:41 PM PST up reply actions
DONT MESS WITH ME BRO
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
It’s the gritty long-time vet past his prime who you can’t quite give up on yet.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 16, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions
Awesome Office episode
3 strong episodes in a row, IIRC. Going back to Jim messing with Dwight is completely necessary, and they really need to explore the whole co-worker-trying-to-seduce-Jim thing to bring something else interesting to the table.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Feb 17, 2012 7:28 AM PST up reply actions
I liked it too but thought Catherine Tate was basically being a female David Brent when her character in last year’s finale was a lot more interesting
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 17, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions
"catcher Gary Carter" anagram
GREAT CHARACTER. CRY.
Anagram of "SF Giants season" = GAS OF NASTINESS
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Feb 16, 2012 11:03 PM PST reply actions
So cool
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Feb 16, 2012 11:13 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
The weekend cannot get here soon enough.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.
Gahhh i hate you FIFA
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
uh....why?
"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant
Man I expected at least 1 goal from you haha
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 17, 2012 12:06 AM PST up reply actions
I’m on. I take it you beat Pika?
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 12:08 AM PST up reply actions
5-0 , 6-0
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 17, 2012 12:11 AM PST up reply actions
Good
You should be warmed up for me, then.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 12:12 AM PST up reply actions
Roma?
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 12:14 AM PST up reply actions
Similar rating… why not?
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 17, 2012 12:14 AM PST up reply actions
Disclaimer
I just did a forearm workout
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 12:15 AM PST up reply actions
I’m not that good.
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 17, 2012 12:15 AM PST up reply actions
Good god so different from 11
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 17, 2012 12:17 AM PST up reply actions
How the hell did you keep me out like 4 times in 5 seconds.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 12:23 AM PST up reply actions
That was fucking ridiculous
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 12:23 AM PST up reply actions
That shit was crazy.
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 17, 2012 12:23 AM PST up reply actions
YOURE A CHEATER!!!! haha
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
hope Graham destroys you
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
3 – 0
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 12:31 AM PST up reply actions
WAT WAT
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 12:25 AM PST up reply actions
LOL Oh wow.
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 17, 2012 12:27 AM PST up reply actions
I’m here all night if you want another shot.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 12:32 AM PST up reply actions
Staaaankelenberg
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 17, 2012 12:32 AM PST up reply actions
He saved you ass like 5 times.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 12:33 AM PST up reply actions
napoli again?
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 17, 2012 12:37 AM PST up reply actions
don't give me that, Totti scored on my like 4 times
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
TBF you aren’t that good.
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 17, 2012 12:37 AM PST up reply actions
haha, practice makes perfect??
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
I always play with them or Arsenal
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 12:38 AM PST up reply actions
pfffffff
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 17, 2012 12:38 AM PST up reply actions
whoof
Good save
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 12:46 AM PST up reply actions
like 7 of em
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 17, 2012 12:48 AM PST up reply actions
Hahahahahaha oh man
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 12:49 AM PST up reply actions
limbo header
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 1:03 AM PST up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 1:07 AM PST up reply actions
Godamnit
I think I beat you in everything except goals
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 1:12 AM PST up reply actions
HAW HAW HAW
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Oh.
Cool defense guys
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 1:16 AM PST up reply actions
Wow
I guess were warmed up
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 1:16 AM PST up reply actions
That was seriously the stupidest goal scored yet
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 1:29 AM PST up reply actions
what the hell. We dont get extra time?
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 1:33 AM PST up reply actions
Totally was.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 1:35 AM PST up reply actions
fucking dumb
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 1:43 AM PST up reply actions
My goalkeeper fucking sucks
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 1:44 AM PST up reply actions
I’ll play one more. 2-1-1 isnt good enough for me.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 1:34 AM PST up reply actions
You were also using the 3rd best team in the world. I was using the 39th.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 1:57 AM PST up reply actions
Godamnit
No more Netherlands.
Robben, Sneijder, RVP, VdV are too good of an attack. Especially with that joke of a goalkeeper
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 1:57 AM PST up reply actions
Seriously. Anyway I’m done. Gotta get ready. We’ll rematch some time down the road haha.
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
Sounds good. Safe travels, man.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 2:00 AM PST up reply actions
safe travels buddy
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Too close
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 1:31 AM PST up reply actions
Oh for fucks sake
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 1:08 AM PST up reply actions
Jesus!
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 1:08 AM PST up reply actions
AUUUUUGH
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 1:08 AM PST up reply actions
God dammit
I just watched a full length rugby match.
Good luck in your travels, and don’t ever tempt me with such things again.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Are you hooked?
Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Oooh Aaah, Cantona! Oooh Aaah Cantona!
by calgiants86 on Feb 17, 2012 12:32 AM PST up reply actions
Perhaps. I’m going to have to watch a little more before I decide. It does seem a little repetitive in restarting from a ruck/maul where the ball just gets kicked out to the wing repeatedly until someone gets tackled and then that more or less repeats. I’m sure there’s a level of nuance that I’m missing, so we’ll see.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
lol euphemisms
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Haha
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Feb 17, 2012 12:23 AM PST up reply actions
He owns me in FIFA, i own him in NHL, bahhhhh dammit
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Need a baseball fix?
My SJSU Spartans vs. the USF Dons today (2pm) and tomorrow (1pm) in SF.
Unfortunately, I’m off to GV as soon as I finish my project this AM.
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
Pitchers and catchers, mofrackas!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 17, 2012 7:22 AM PST reply actions
Sooooo close
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Yeah
Between the 3 day weekend coming up and pitchers and catchers reporting, this is going to be the longest day ever.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 17, 2012 7:29 AM PST up reply actions
Bastard. My next day off is Memorila Dya
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Feb 17, 2012 7:46 AM PST up reply actions
memorial
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Feb 17, 2012 7:46 AM PST up reply actions
Eh
It’s Friday.
I’m in love.
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
I'm already on vacation~
heading to the SF Zoo today
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Say hello to Banana Sam!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 17, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions
Am I the only person not getting a 3 day weekend?
Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.
No. I’m getting a 9 day weekend. That’s different, isn’t it?
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
A little bit. Vacation?
Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.
Kids have the week off of school. We’ll go up to Tahoe for a few days to see the lack of snow (I will have two very disappointed kids).
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
The Mr. keeps forgetting to ask, so we don’t know if he is or not. Does that count?
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
YOU MEAN YOU'RE LIN THIS THLING!?!?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
As each day passes, I feel like it’s less likely Matt Cain will re-sign with the Giants. It’s like flipping one of those “XX days since an accident”, except, you know, opposite, and each day crushes my soul a little more.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
BUT GOLD STANDARD!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 17, 2012 9:12 AM PST up reply actions
Cain signed his last deal with the Giant in March.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
by CalBear949 on Feb 17, 2012 9:31 AM PST via Android app up reply actions
end of March I believe
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
by CalBear949 on Feb 17, 2012 9:34 AM PST via Android app up reply actions
Hey guys
Anyone want to live blog a game of words with friends?
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 17, 2012 7:31 AM PST reply actions
I love you, JD
But I have no fucking clue what any of that means.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 17, 2012 7:40 AM PST up reply actions
Anyone = people with an iPhones
live blog = spam the comments
words with friends = long distance Scrabble
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.
How respected Gary Carter was:
In a 600+ comment thread, not once did someone point out that his agent’s name was Dick Moss.
666 comments until you stuck your head back in
Clearly I need to post more charts.
lognormal is where it's at, baby
Power law, schmower law.
The SF Giants are about the throw out the ceremonial first hamstring
And you are making dick jokes!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 17, 2012 7:42 AM PST up reply actions
A rolling dick gathers no moss.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Does Buster Posey have the longest active hitting streak in the MLB? where can I look this up
Giants Baseball: The road here was paved with good intentions.
No, he doesn’t. But longest in the NL!
Giants Baseball: The road here was paved with good intentions.
by atxgiantsfan on Feb 17, 2012 7:45 AM PST up reply actions
SIMK
http://www.baseballmusings.com/cgi-bin/CurStreak.py
Giants Baseball: The road here was paved with good intentions.
by atxgiantsfan on Feb 17, 2012 7:49 AM PST up reply actions
Okay I have a dumb question
Whats the different between an At Bat and a Plate Appearance?
I has twitters https://twitter.com/#!/APR_studios
Walks and sacrifices and such do not count as ‘at-bats’.
The world would have been a better place had this distinction never occured to anyone.
So like, If the batter is up, and its two outs, and the batter has already swung once or twice but then someone gets caught stealing,.. is that an AB or PA?
I has twitters https://twitter.com/#!/APR_studios
by Romosexual42 on Feb 17, 2012 8:22 AM PST up reply actions
thanks for clarifying.
I has twitters https://twitter.com/#!/APR_studios
by Romosexual42 on Feb 17, 2012 8:26 AM PST up reply actions
but you can swing and miss
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
I was trying to make a nate joke
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
I saw at least 2 Nate HBP swings last season live. It was very le sigh.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Interestingly, it’s the same pitch in both instances.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 17, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions
OT: baseball content
Shawn Payne, OF, San Francisco Giants: Drafted in the 35th round from Georgia Southern, Payne led the Northwest League in OBP on his way to a .306/.431/.394 line, while swiping 21 bases in 27 attempts. He was a good hitter in college, too, and very dangerous on the bases, stealing 76 bases in 81 attempts over the last two years. Let’s see if he can maintain that speed/OBP combination, but I’m puzzled why he lasted until the 35th round.
Isn't he about 23 years old?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 17, 2012 8:31 AM PST up reply actions
He turned 22 last July. Short-season average age is a bit over 21, so he was about a year old for his league.
Forecast : PAYNE
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
!!!!!!!
Taiwan Easterling, OF,
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
If that guy ever makes it to the Majors
he gonna be my favorite player
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
that's inconceivable
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
How disappointed were you when you first saw Taiwan Jones?
The first six innings are overrated.
Apparently he was drafted in the 6th round by the Marlins out of high school
and chose to play football at FSU instead.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
If his last name was Easternling he would have had the trifecta.
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Feb 17, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
RAWR
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 17, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions
This entire post only serves to demonstrate that we need baseball RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
Not basketball, not rugby, not soccer, not even hockey. JUST GIVE ME BASEBALL AND I WANT IT NOW.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Atta boy. You are hereby designated poster of the day.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to get some coffee then take my 6 year old to get a tooth pulled. I’m feeling so nervous for her that I can’t even eat. Poor kid.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
I had to have teeth pulled when I was 15 because my baby teeth wouldn’t fall out. (I’m such a freak.) Ice cream helped a lot. The cold helped.
@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.
Ice cream solves a lot of problems. Especially for a 6 year old!
Plus, dental anesthesia is ridiculous these days. Best of luck to Doctor Cans.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.
ffffffffffffff
My dental oddity is inherited from my parents. My mother had her wisdom teeth out at 24, and my father had no wisdom teeth at all (he claims is he more highly evolved than the rest of us). So… still waiting on that particular procedur (lord send me dental insurance).
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.
I never got my wisdom tooth pulled and hope to God it doesn’t ever happen. Sounds awful enough but your desire to whine constantly increases the older you get.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 17, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions
I had mine taken out when I was 22
I was looking at my options and spoke with a friend who had them taken out with just novocaine. He said it was a little weird because you could actually hear the teeth cracking as they took them out, and sorta feel it but not in a pain sense.
NOPE. I went with a place that knocks you out completely through an IV. Best decision ever.
The first six innings are overrated.
As I’m a total wuss, if it ever happens to me, I want to be knocked out completely for at least two days and then given so much vicodin I wouldn’t even know it happened until a week later
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 17, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
It was great
I don’t remember anything at all from the procedure and no pain. About 15 minutes after it I was up and insisting that I could drive home, though my inability to walk properly said otherwise. In the days after the vicodin helped but the bigger annoyance was trying to find a way to eat and making sure the clot didnt break.
The first six innings are overrated.
I had no wisdom teeth. Yes, it is a higher form of evolution.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
by can of corn on Feb 17, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
I got to keep mine.
I’m wiser than y’all!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
My teeth only reluctantly fell out on their own, although I ended up having 4 baby and 4 permanent teeth pulled before I got braces.
Her permanent tooth was coming in behind the baby tooth, which wasn’t even loose yet. Apparently that’s bad.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
by can of corn on Feb 17, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
Did you watch the Japanese High School baseball clip I posted yesterday?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Heh – I’ll admit that I’m usually reluctant to click on your links.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
I really recommend a watch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE4wplI-JEw
I wish high school baseball is like this in the US.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
I’m trying to plan a trip to Japan soon with a friend and my only demand is that we go during baseball season and see a game.
The first six innings are overrated.
In the middle of the game!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=lJSBixohl2o#t=90s
It’s like a fucking Fiesta going on!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
AHHHHHH BASEBALL
Pedro Gomez @pedrogomezESPN
A welcome sight for Giants fans: Buster in the cage. pic.twitter.com/3yA0ydwB

I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.
by Solidarity on Feb 17, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions 7 recs
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!
So beautiful.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Buster in the cage.
I barely know her!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 17, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions
Nate was in my dream last night
I don’t remember what was happening, but I remember that I enjoyed the dream.
And it wasn’t sexual, we were JUST talking.
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
by bigboneded on Feb 17, 2012 10:21 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Admit it, you were doing laundry down by a creek on his washboard abs.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 17, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions
Nate was playing Skyrim and Bigboneded was his housecarl.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 17, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
Probably safer than being Jponry’s housecarl
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 17, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
Don't involve me in your sick fantasies!!
Unless it involves peanut butter, a riding crop, an exercise ball, and Zooey Deschanel in rainbow striped knee-socks.
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
by bigboneded on Feb 17, 2012 10:35 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
The secret to dreaming about a specific topic or person is to spend a lot of time thinking about them that day.
Dreams are just your brain’s way of converting short term memory to longterm memory.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 17, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
Also, you get random stuff added to your dreams for reasons that know one know
Your brain may be using those random things as links to your memories so you can access them later. This is why most people’s memories contain stuff that didn’t actually happen!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 17, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
So you can spend all day thinking about Nate and end up dreaming about him turning into one of those micro chameleons that were recently discovered in Madagascar before exploding into a torrential downpour of Skittles that all sing the Hallelujah Chorus!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 17, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
I dream of weird stuff, like I’m still in high school and I can’t remember my locker combination. Knowing me, if I focus all day on Nate, I’ll probably dream of Bochy.
I’ve had a version of that locker combination dream.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 17, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
I repeatedly had one where I check my finals schedule and see that I have one for a class I never went to that I thought I dropped at the start of the year. It took about 2 years after college for that one to stop popping up.
The first six innings are overrated.
I’m sure others have had that dream too.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Feb 17, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
That sounds like an awesome dream.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 17, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
While Krukow telestrates!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 17, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions
/friendzoned
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 17, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
More photos: Matt Cain, Murph, and Abby
Linked for the sake of those with slow connections.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.
And it feels good
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 17, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
What’s for breakfast?
I am too lazy to get up and makes eggs, but I’m really hungry. Dog’s on the bed making it harder to get up too.
Mini-quiches and banana bread.
Both homemade.
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
by bigboneded on Feb 17, 2012 10:19 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
So cake AND pie...
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
by bigboneded on Feb 17, 2012 10:25 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
One of my nerdlings brought in donuts
So I had a donut with my coffee this morning.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds
by Lars The Wanderer on Feb 17, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions
I'll just leave this here
Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning > Skyrim
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Bethesda > Curt Schilling and Todd MacFarlane
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
by bigboneded on Feb 17, 2012 10:17 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
I haven't played this yet, is it actually that good?
Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens
It actually is
The combat system is like DMC or Bayonetta and the leveling system is extremely versatile so you can play whatever class you want at any time. There are sidequests galore (reportedly 200+ hours) and the game is just gorgeous. Skyrim probably looks better but KOA’s gameplay makes Skyrim seem clunky and slow.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
reminds me of fable.
I has twitters https://twitter.com/#!/APR_studios
by Romosexual42 on Feb 17, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
you've got Gabe from PA on your side
And literally everyone else who’s played both games against you. :(
by Lies and Perfidy on Feb 17, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions
Yay
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
Golden Gate Beer Bars | Tweetybox
by troymccluresf on Feb 17, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions
Glad to hear.
Our dog had a melanoma removed from her lower jaw last week. Her clock’s ticking down :~(
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
OT - If you were busy in October of 2010 like I was, you may have missed this:
Banksy produced Simpsons opening. (new)
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
I changed my Facebook language to Spanish.
I don’t speak Spanish, but I find Facebook to be 100 times more entertaining now.
Me gusta.
Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens
What, is English not good enough for you? Do you hate America?
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Feb 17, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
Best part.
I can “me gusta” this page if I wanted to. Way better than “like”.
Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens
by Azmanz on Feb 17, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Hahahahah. It would be great if the rage comic replaced the thumbs up.
I promise not to argue incessantly about Brandon Crawford. Maybe.
oh my, that would be hilarious
Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens
Change it to pirate.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Feb 17, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
Dumbest girl ever?
http://yR9423APZ7uK.break.com/dnet/media/2012/2/16/f5898e0a-5540-451b-9864-69ed466fe704_1.mp4
Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens
Anyone have a link that I could watch the Knicks game at?
Matt Cain is better than you, but apparently not cool enough for Showtime.
by homegrowntalent on Feb 17, 2012 5:01 PM PST reply actions

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