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BEAT LA

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I can see it now. Matt Kemp and Clayton Kershaw panting in the corner of the dugout, with only their sunflower seed shells to feel sad for them. Hanley Ramirez and Adrian Gonzalez are at home, early, its still light out. They’re texting each other: “we got traded to the best team in baseball. Why are we home now? Porque?” The fans aren’t too distraught. They’re back on the freeway, heading home, thinking about what they want for dinner. They’re used to it by now. Before last night, the Dodgers had lost 1,165 games against the Giants. Now it’s 1,166. This season I’ve been excited every single time we paly the Dodgers because it feels like we never lose when it counts. I love watching the Giants win, but I REALLY love watching the Dodgers lose. Beating the Dodgers never gets old.

Beating the Dodgers is like playing video games with your little brother. You can play the same game over and over, but it’s still so fun because you can always get revenge for your defeats. Revenge feels good. I loved Juan Uribe. He was my favorite player. I loved the sound of OOO and then a few fans in the area yelling RIIBEE. Then it got louder and louder and louder until the whole stadium was cheering. Now the chant sounds more like BOOOOOO-RIBE. The Dodgers took our star and then I hated them even more. There are always reasons to hate the dodgers even more. It might sound impossible but they are there. It makes you even more hungry to beat the Dodgers next time, and the taste of their defeat is sweet!

In 2009 I was sitting behind the Giants dugout in the first row. They were amazing seats, but what was more amazing was what happened to James Loney. It was an early September game, and it had playoff implications for both of us. There was an easy ground ball to Loney and it went right through his legs. He looked down at his glove completely confused to see that the ball wasn’t there. Then the chant started. I could hear it rumbling really high up in right field. Then it got louder like a train coming my way. Then the stadium started vibrating. Before I knew it, I was yelling at the top of my lungs along with everyone in the whole stadium. BEAT LA!

BEAT LA! BEAT LA! You know the feeling. It feels like you’ve just made 42,000 new best friends. Like you’re on the field along with the team. Like people in Alameda can hear your yelling. It feels so good to hate (The Dodgers).

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