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Figuring Out the 25-Man Roster: a January Tradition

It's January. There are still a lot of tractor accidents that can happen in two months. But it sure looks like the Ryan Theriot deal was the last move that the Giants are going to make before the start of the season. That gives us a chance to play America's 483,393rd-favorite game (just in front of Monopoly), "What Will the 25-Man Roster Look Like?" An initial guess:

Almost certain if healthy
Buster Posey
Aubrey Huff
Freddy Sanchez
Brandon Crawford
Pablo Sandoval
Melky Cabrera
Angel Pagan
Nate Schierholtz
Mike Fontenot
Backup Catcher (Eli Whiteside, Chris Stewart, or Hector Sanchez)

Total: 10

Tim Lincecum
Matt Cain
Madison Bumgarner
Ryan Vogelsong
Barry Zito
Brian Wilson
Sergio Romo
Jeremy Affeldt
Javier Lopez
Santiago Casilla

Total: 10

That's 20 spots that are all but sewn up. I'm lumping the three catchers together because we already know that one of them is going to make it at the expense of the other two. That's three position players and two pitchers, mostly likely, out of a group that includes …

Possibilities
Manny Burriss
Ryan Theriot
Brett Pill
Brandon Belt
Gregor Blanco
Justin Christian
Gary Brown, to sit for three weeks before being sent down to get more playing time

Guillermo Mota
Dan Runzler
Clay Hensley
Eric Surkamp
Heath Hembree
Random Ryan Vogelsong-like guy we aren't thinking of at all
Brian Burres

Was tempted to move Mota up with the locks, but his deal isn't even official yet. Still, he's almost certainly going to make the roster, which leaves three players from the top group and one from the bottom.

But just grabbing three players isn't going to work. Burriss and Theriot would be completely redundant, save the limited experience that Burriss has in the outfield, and I'd wager that just one of them will make it. Same goes for Justin Christian and Gregor Blanco -- there's a chance that one of them will make it, but almost no chance that both will.

That's also true for Brett Pill and Brandon Belt. If the Giants took Belt, their right-handed bat off the bench against any late-inning lefty reliever would be Nick Punto. Or Willie Bloomquist. Or Ryan Theriot. Whichever one of those guys the Giants signed. That's who pinch-hits for Nate Schierholtz when Jonny Venters comes into the game, for an example. I'm thinking the Giants would rather have Belt on the roster in another situation, but considering the current makeup of the roster, they'll go a different way.

So my late-January prediction, which is sure to get messed with before April: Theriot, Pill, Christian, Mota, and Hensley are the last five players to round out the roster. I won't get too opinionated about it before it happens, or until there's a surprising spring performance that changes everything, whichever happens first.

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by son of ggf on Jan 30, 2012 2:47 PM PST reply actions  

BELT...

Theriot and Burriss make team.

by Billy Swift on Jan 30, 2012 4:47 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

LOLBELT

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by Falconer88 on Jan 30, 2012 7:34 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

That would be dumb.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 2:48 PM PST reply actions  

I know I make all of my decisions based on the things you post here

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by apistat on Jan 30, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

As expected!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

/moves_into_party_house

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by bgunn on Jan 30, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh boy. If Pill made the roster over Belt this site might explode.

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by 49er16 on Jan 30, 2012 2:49 PM PST reply actions  

it won't be very pretty... at all

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m expecting it.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Good. You won’t act as negatively when it does happen.

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by 49er16 on Jan 30, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

We should all agree to not be negative on that day.

We should put together a fund (a la the brick) and send flowers to Brian Sabean thanking him for not putting Brandon Belt on the major league roster.

But Goofus and Calbear should probably not talk about how genius a move it is.

by Every6thDay on Jan 30, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

No cynicism required

I’d almost believe that Huff and $10M go somewhere in March before I imagine Pill and Belt on the same roster. There just wouldn’t be enough time for Belt, and they’d want him to get at-bats.

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 30, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather see him in Fresno getting ABs instead of rotting on the bench behind 4-3 Huff and Brett “Swinging at pitches in the opposite batter’s box” Pill.

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by 49er16 on Jan 30, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

For how long, though?

by Every6thDay on Jan 30, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Until after the first week when Huff has done nothing but ground out to 2nd.

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by 49er16 on Jan 30, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Huff's on the roster no matter what until at least June,

though I’m sticking with “until the end of June”… but that’s assuming he hits like last season. If he has even one sustained hot streak (like two weeks), then he’ll stick all season.

by Every6thDay on Jan 30, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe Huff will be on the roster the entire season unless they can trade him for a bag of balls or he goes Tejada/Rowand on them and they cut him in August.

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by 49er16 on Jan 30, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh, how else would he be off the roster?

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean he’ll be with the team for the entire year.

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by 49er16 on Jan 30, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Right but you said he’d be with the team the entire year unless [the two reasonable scenarios in which he would no longer be with the team].

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

He could also get hurt.

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by 49er16 on Jan 30, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone seems to have completely written Huff off for the year. Are you all fairly certain he’s not going to bounce back again this year?

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Jan 30, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not certain, but I think that it is more likely than not that he will not bounce back enough to warrant playing time over other options on the roster (unless his salary is the only compelling reason).

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you think Pill is a lock because he bat RH?

by capn on Jan 30, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, mostly.

If Huff were right-handed, Belt would be the lockiest of the locks. But Huff and Belt both on the same roster are a little redundant, other than the “one can probably hit” thing.

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 30, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That’s what I was afraid of. Can’t do much about the $10MM they are paying Huff, but it would sure be nice if they chose to pay the money and also play the guy who can hit.

by capn on Jan 30, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

They will

but it will take a couple of months before they admit it.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I understand that. I doubt many other organizations would make a different decision. I just hope they are clear and straightforward with Belt and that they lay out a clear set of expectations. It might go something like this:

Brandon, we actually think you are the best player of the three. We expect you to be the opening day 1B in 2013 and you could be in 2012. The problem is that we are paying Aubrey Huff $10MM next year and it will look really bad if we cut him without at least letting him show us that he might be Even year Aubrey again. Pill is making the club because he is a RH batter and he sucks anyway. Who cares about him anyway. You will start the year in Fresno (assuming there are no injuries in ST). You should go down there and know that you will be our first call if we do not get production from Aubrey. That call could come anytime so be ready. We are really high on you Brandon. Keep your head held high (and no that is not a reference to your abnormally long neck).

by capn on Jan 30, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

My expectation if Belt starts in AAA is that the FO will make public comments about how crappy he is and what a shitty hitter he was in his chance and how the pitching in AAA is for shit anyways and what the hell what aging vet can we trade him for?

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Why the hell would they say he sucks if they’re trying to trade him?

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember who we’re talking about here….

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Because they’ve shown no understanding whatsoever of selling high?

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Even-Year Aubrey

would be a great screen name.

Hey, lurker-who’s-thinking-about-emerging-from-the-woodwork!

Yeah, you. You should think about “Even-Year Aubrey” as a screen name. Eh? Eh?

Odd-Year Aubrey would also be acceptable, if you want to flex your cynicism.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 30, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

What would you say...

If I told you Brett Pill will never be heard from again?

by Billy Swift on Jan 30, 2012 4:41 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I would ask you if you've kidnapped him

because otherwise, I’d doubt it.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 30, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you believe this because you think Nate really has RF locked down?

I could see the regular OF being

Belt LF
Pagan CF
Cabrera RF

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by DFARowand on Jan 30, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Nate's pretty much a lock, at least until Cabrera gets some innings in right.

They love that defense, and it is a good selling point. Not that Belt starting every day wouldn’t make the team better.

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 30, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I don't feel that Nate has it locked down

But if you’re right, and he does, then Belt is going to Fresno

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by DFARowand on Jan 30, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Huff in left (if not dealt)

Pagan in center

Nate/Melky platoon in right

Melky spots Huff in left

by Billy Swift on Jan 30, 2012 4:55 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Honestly,

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by mhad on Jan 31, 2012 6:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be surprised to see Huff starting in Left and Belt starting at First. Huff was open to playing the outfield at the start of last season, so it’s reasonable to assume they could try the same experiment with a less challenging defensive position.

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by mhad on Jan 31, 2012 6:29 AM PST up reply actions  

That's...

Pill’s ONLY chance.

by Billy Swift on Jan 30, 2012 4:50 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

That low?

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by 49er16 on Jan 30, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't care if Belt bats underhanded

If they leave him off the roster, it will be one of the most supremely stupid roster decisions they have ever made.

by capn on Jan 30, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants Baseball:

Making some of the most supremely stupid roster decisions ever made

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by Falconer88 on Jan 30, 2012 7:38 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, that sounds right.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

i might just have to not come on MCC that day

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

prude

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by jhiat00 on Jan 30, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m OK with it.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The sad thing is that any decision regarding Belt and Pill will most certainly come down to ST an Winter League Stats.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 31, 2012 6:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I would prefer Pill be a backup. BB can start and play every-day in Fresno.

That is, if the Giants FO is made of morons inside, which we know is the case.

So, let Pill sit in SF.

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by bigboneded on Jan 30, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I can see the idea behind this but IMO Belt has nothing else to learn in AAA. Every time he’s been there he has raked.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 30, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

He can learn how to be a man and not cry there.

by capn on Jan 30, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

eh im actually hoping this hapens

better belt start in fresno than ride the pine

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by operation carrot on Jan 30, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I keep forgetting who Christian is

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 2:49 PM PST reply actions  

don’t we all

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by son of ggf on Jan 30, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

does he make any other teams roster?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s white?

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by 49er16 on Jan 30, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

all i know is, he plays for the giants in the outfield i think

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

His British accent is inconsistent,

and acting next to Morgan Freeman will make you forgettable, too.

by Every6thDay on Jan 30, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

local boy

Isn’t Christian a local kid? Played ball at skyline JC, right?

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by jeremy.lassen on Jan 30, 2012 5:26 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

indeed

my buddy played ball with him

by MadisonBumpleganger on Jan 30, 2012 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Justin Christian?

puh-leaze

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by son of ggf on Jan 30, 2012 2:49 PM PST reply actions  

He was awful

So he’s pretty much a lock to make the roster.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Blanco!!

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by Goofus on Jan 30, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

So the 5 open spots

Theriot, Belt, Pill, Mota, Hensley

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by DFARowand on Jan 30, 2012 2:50 PM PST reply actions  

That's what I think

Melky and Nate can back up CF in a pinch and Blanco or Christian would be hanging out in Fresno if there were an injury.

By July or August Peguero could be the righty OF, pinch hitter, defensive replacement, backup CF.

by hammystyle on Jan 31, 2012 9:14 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Belt will play in the minor leagues this year. Belt will probably play at least 75 games in the minor leagues, unless he is traded.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 2:52 PM PST reply actions  

+1

I’m in this line, although I would lower the number to “ar least 50 games” – and I do think that he’ll open the season with SF.

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by Fla-Giant on Jan 30, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Im going Rouge

Mota
Hembree
Belt
Theriot
Blanco

Also going with Sanchez as backup C

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 30, 2012 2:53 PM PST reply actions  

It makes you look cheap

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by Rolfyboy on Jan 30, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Picking Hembree?

He had a great year in AA.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 30, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

the rouge

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by Rolfyboy on Feb 2, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

ABANDON YOUR POSTS! FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!
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by DFARowand on Jan 30, 2012 2:56 PM PST reply actions  

hahaha

I almost want to see that.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Sweeeeeeet, now i'll be watching ESPN2 this friday

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Thankfully I’m never home in the morning.

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by 49er16 on Jan 30, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll record it and play it back in its entirety on ATC.

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This qualifies as porn.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Arg. I just finished reading the last thread.

I was getting all ready to comment and then BAM! New thread. All that reading for naught.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 30, 2012 2:56 PM PST reply actions  

But now you have first crack at this one!

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s why they invented shift-A

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I was getting all ready to comment and then BAM! New thread.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Take care of it yourself

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He’ll fall asleep on you, believe it.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 30, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Not true.

I’ll “take one for the team” and “hump a leg” if you’re “too raw.” Team player, here.

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 30, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

First!

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by ResDog on Jan 30, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Way to mail it in...lazy hack.

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by bigboneded on Jan 30, 2012 2:57 PM PST reply actions  

You can learn a lot about someone by how they play Monopoly.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

You can learn a lot about someone by how they play Monopoly Risk.

Because that way, you don’t have to spend time playing Monopoly.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 30, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

On just about every major holiday I play one of those two games (or, on occasion, Scrabble) with my friends.

I have boring friends.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s how I spent most of my first two years at college. Well, minus the Monopoly and Scrabble.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 30, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I cheated!

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, you can...

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by bgunn on Jan 30, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Please don't injure your teammates, guys. We were just starting to get healthy.
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by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 30, 2012 2:58 PM PST reply actions  

/out for a week

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Not our Dougie!

He’s make of rebar and reinforced steel.

2012 is going to be awesome!

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I'm convinced that Murray is made of Adamantium.

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Also, this is probably Breaking News, but everyone's favorite Brewer is going to skate with the Sharks
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No he isn’t going to skate until Wednesday. But we can say it was if it makes it funnier.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 30, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

ok...so...

Mota
Hensley

Belt (to backup 1B, RF)
Theriot (2nd backup to 2nd, SS behind Fontenot)
Blanco (backup LF, CF)

Wait…who is Sandoval’s backup at 3rd? Riot and Fonte don’t play 3rd.

by djfivenine on Jan 30, 2012 2:59 PM PST reply actions  

Fontenot plays third.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Burriss and Pill can both “play” third if needed

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Fontenot at third scares me.

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by 49er16 on Jan 30, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

IIRC, he was fine in the playoffs.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

He wasn’t in game 3.

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by 49er16 on Jan 30, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Fontenot scares me in general

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Mota, Hensley, Theriot, Belt, Pill

And the backup catcher will be Stewart.

Belt is lock to make the team.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 2:59 PM PST reply actions  

What makes you say Belt is a lock?

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Get the money
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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Because the organization believes he can hit, and Huff’s situation is tenuous.

Belt gets priority to the 25-man over Pill or Christian/Blanco. Pill is the 25th man, and it’s his spot to lose.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Because I haven’t seen anything to make me believe

Bochy, who does not believe Belt is much of a player?

I think the org is pretty much universally high on Belt, and they understand that he will be the opening day 1B in 2013. So he has to get ABs this year so he can be “ready” for the job like he “wasn’t” in 2011.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

That would make him a chastity Belt.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 30, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they will tell 3-4 of them that they have made the team only to tell them 30 minutes later that it was a computer glitch #Vassar’d

by capn on Jan 30, 2012 3:01 PM PST reply actions  

Theriot (I predict Theriot, I predict Theriot!)

Pill (Huff will have to fight off this anointed nothing all season long!)

Blanco (org’s high on him, I’m high on him, I hope for a great spring)

Runzler (it’s going to happen and we’re going to be so weirded out by the Giants carrying three left-handed relievers after blowing their free agency wad on two already)

Mota (“Affeldt’s a douche!”)

by Every6thDay on Jan 30, 2012 3:01 PM PST reply actions  

This was my guess

Blanco > Christian

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by Goofus on Jan 30, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Affeldt...

IS a douche, and a gutless one at that.

by Billy Swift on Jan 30, 2012 4:59 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

What?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

YEAH, FUCK THAT GUY

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

His Twitter makes him seem like the complete opposite. It’s all about God and charity.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Too much about God and charity, I stopped following him, him and Nicole Vogelsong, too much.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no problem with him doing what he’s doing with his charities and his whatnot, I just don’t want bible verses on my twitter-muh-dealie.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too, except I never followed Vogelsong’s wife.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jan 30, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t get the douche comment. While I might not agree with his views on faith, he seems like a good guy.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 30, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

It inspires him to do good things instead of writing numbers on his eye black, so I’m totally fine with it.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I am not a Christian myself

but I respect those who seem to actually try to follow what the faith seems to ask of its believers, rather than just talking some bullshit.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I can get in that line.

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C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Affeldt's totally one of those guys

even if it’s a bit annoying, I have a lot more respect for him than I am annoyed.

by Cap M on Jan 30, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

He doesn’t shove his beliefs like others do. If you didn’t read his Twitter account, you might not know of his beliefs. He doesn’t mention them in interviews.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

All I know.....

is he better quit walking people.

by Billy Swift on Jan 31, 2012 12:14 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

My adoptive son wants to know what you are basing this on

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jan 30, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Wuh?

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by ResDog on Jan 30, 2012 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

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by capn on Jan 30, 2012 3:04 PM PST reply actions  

Is that the same Heyman who tweets from his 12-room mansion?

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by 49er16 on Jan 30, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes it’s from his yacht.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

MO HEYMONEY MO PROBLEMS

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by DFARowand on Jan 30, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

rWAR by #1 picks.
Year                               WAR
1993 Alex Rodriguez(minors) 104.6
1990 Chipper Jones(minors) 82.7
1987 Ken Griffey(minors) 78.6
1980 Darryl Strawberry(minors) 42.9
2001 Joe Mauer(minors) 40.3
1977 Harold Baines(minors) 37.0
1985 B.J. Surhoff(minors) 34.4
1965 Rick Monday(minors) 32.7
1988 Andy Benes(minors) 29.6
2000 Adrian Gonzalez(minors) 28.2
1995 Darin Erstad(minors) 27.8
1981 Mike Moore(minors) 24.9
1983 Tim Belcher(minors) 24.6
1976 Floyd Bannister(minors) 24.1
1978 Bob Horner(minors) 21.0
1999 Josh Hamilton(minors) 20.2
1989 Ben McDonald(minors) 19.8
1998 Pat Burrell(minors) 18.7
1969 Jeff Burroughs(minors) 17.2
1992 Phil Nevin(minors) 15.9
1986 Jeff King(minors) 14.7
2005 Justin Upton(minors) 11.5
1996 Kris Benson(minors) 11.0
2007 David Price(minors) 10.4
1982 Shawon Dunston(minors) 10.0
1967 Ron Blomberg(minors) 8.7
1970 Mike Ivie(minors) 7.2
1974 Bill Almon(minors) 2.7
2009 Stephen Strasburg(minors) 2.1
1968 Tim Foli(minors) 1.2
2006 Luke Hochevar(minors) 1.1
1994 Paul Wilson(minors) 0.5
1973 David Clyde(minors) 0.4
2003 Delmon Young(minors) -0.2
2002 Bryan Bullington(minors) -0.4
1979 Al Chambers(minors) -0.7
1972 Dave Roberts(minors) -0.7
1984 Shawn Abner(minors) -1.3
1997 Matt Anderson(minors) -1.4
1975 Danny Goodwin(minors) -1.4
1971 Danny Goodwin(minors) -1.4
2011 Gerrit Cole(minors)
2010 Bryce Harper(minors)
2008 Tim Beckham(minors)
2004 Matt Bush(minors)
1991 Brien Taylor(minors)
1966 Steven Chilcott(minors)

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 31, 2012 6:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn, look at Upton and Price.

They’re on pace to pass Burrell’s entire career by ages 25 and 27 respectively.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 31, 2012 7:19 AM PST up reply actions  

This year's catchphrase is really annoying
San Francisco Giants @SFGiants
Let’s Get Back….Together – Saturday is #SFGiants FanFest atmlb.com/zSzejR #SFGFest

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by DFARowand on Jan 30, 2012 3:06 PM PST reply actions  

Annoying catchphrases for the Giants is nothing new.

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by 49er16 on Jan 30, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Let's Get Back...Together

San Francisco Giants: The (possibly) abusive relationship partner that just won’t take no for an answer.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I would buy all you guys a beer

if YOU CAN CATCH ME! MUAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAA

by djfivenine on Jan 30, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Did they steal that from the ’95 Raiders?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yikes. Why are the Giants employing the “Whiny Ex Begging To Get Back Together” marketing strategy?

by Every6thDay on Jan 30, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Because they don’t understand why it failed in the first place

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Jan 30, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I choose to read that as, “Let’s all get some ass together.”

by Shampo0 on Jan 30, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That was the last thread

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Jan 30, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Water is wet
This year’s catchphrase is really annoying

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

On that note..when was the last likeable marketing tag ?

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by nvsfg on Jan 30, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Absolutley one of my favorites

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5wcT3dtii8

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by nvsfg on Jan 30, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

In honor of PTB

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPVMYlfctuU

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by nvsfg on Jan 30, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Ray from across the bay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0fEPZc8yiI

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by nvsfg on Jan 30, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

1993 anyone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awZ8Qrfj1-0

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by nvsfg on Jan 30, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes!

remember that so well. Have a photo of Barry with his dad and Willie Mays after he signed the largest ever contract for 15Mil / 7 years or something like that. We wuz going places!!I

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Jan 30, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked the understated 2005 set that gave us thigh bone girl, arugula, and safe bananas.

by non sequitur on Jan 30, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget G-string.

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve actually given a nontrivial amount of thought to whether Ray’s response to that was scripted or not.

by non sequitur on Jan 30, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Now you're stirring my memories even more

In 83 I worked at a condo complex where Frank Robinson lived while he was the coach. Saw him most every day. Buford would pick him up usually and I would be almost stalking these guys just to say hi, etc. It was fun times…….Also saw #24 one time and caught up to him. Asked for his autograph. Before he signed the inside of my Giants cap, his companion commented something like " Maybe you should get him a real Giants cap". (referring to the NY Giants, I think!)

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by luved the stick on Jan 30, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks

superman has done it again! was at that game..chills

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by luved the stick on Jan 30, 2012 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

For the Old McC members

1982 Highlights Part 1 and 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAECnSwkOWs&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6v7gpdJPD4&feature=related

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by nvsfg on Jan 30, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

That Joe Morgan homer that knocked the Dodgers out of the playoff race was the first time I ever saw a Giants home game on TV.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

a season that I as an old guy can remember well. Went to all kinds of games then and the Morgan home run, well I saw that live too!
Thanks for finding this stuff

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by luved the stick on Jan 30, 2012 11:35 PM PST up reply actions  

And lastly....

Welcome to the Show Will Clark
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i-3SqNGW8A&feature=related

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by nvsfg on Jan 30, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

“The World Champion SF Giants”

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 30, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

“…. now pay up”

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by ResDog on Jan 30, 2012 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Was “Humm Baby” an official marketing tag?

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by ResDog on Jan 30, 2012 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I think so. I liked that one.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Roger Craig came up with it, and then the team just adopted it.

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

yup

Roger Craig was the Humm Baby

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by luved the stick on Jan 30, 2012 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

and my favorite is

1986
“you gotta like these kids”

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by luved the stick on Jan 31, 2012 1:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice link.

During the pennant race between the Giants and Braves in 1993, “No Fear, No Pain” was the Giants slogan.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=93pennant

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 31, 2012 7:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Burriss
Pill
Blanco
Mota
Hensley

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 30, 2012 3:09 PM PST reply actions  

I can see Belt replacing Blanco or Theriot replacing Burriss. I’d like it if those two happened.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 30, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I really hope you guys are wrong about Belt.

I mean, how much more could the guy take? Crawford makes the team and he’s back in Fresno? And I love Crawford, but please, that’s crazy even for the Giants.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 3:13 PM PST reply actions  

Har har.

Professional baseball, then!

by Every6thDay on Jan 30, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

If Belt can’t handle it then he shouldn’t be playing Major Minor League Baseball.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 30, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

And he should quit crying about it.

by capn on Jan 30, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

And if he’s going to cry about it, he should cry on Grant’s blog.

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by 49er16 on Jan 30, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

He wouldn't be the first minor league player to have a lesser player advance faster because of positional need

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by Goofus on Jan 30, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Lucky for him,

the Giants have needs at every position.

by Every6thDay on Jan 30, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

OT LOL
MINNEAPOLIS—Injury-plagued fireball reliever Joel Zumaya informed reporters Monday that his new $800,000 contract with the Twins obligates him to throw one last beautifully self-destructive pitch that will finally annihilate his arm forever. “I’ve undergone dozens of surgeries and months of painstaking rehab to get my arm in good enough shape to pitch again, so that pitch is going to be absolutely incredible,” said Zumaya, whose single-pitch contract is laden with incentives for velocity, accuracy, and the horrifying sound his elbow makes when it implodes from the torque. “Bones will splinter, arteries will be spouting in all directions, ligaments will twang through the air like snapped guitar strings, and when the shock and disgust finally subside, they’ll look at the radar gun and see ‘235 mph.’” Zumaya then broke his wrist clicking a pen.

by djfivenine on Jan 30, 2012 3:16 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Is this The Onion?

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 30, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the "guitar strings" line

Thinly veiled reference to his guitar-hero tendinitis

Pitch to Barry

by browie_huno on Jan 30, 2012 3:27 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Burriss will make the team because he plays multiple positions not very well and we know Bochy loves players like that. (See: Velez)

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by 49er16 on Jan 30, 2012 3:25 PM PST reply actions  

Zito's a lock?

His ERA was 5 and a half

Pitch to Barry

by browie_huno on Jan 30, 2012 3:25 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

You can say that again

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by NuschlerFace on Jan 30, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Zito's a lock?

His ERA was 5 and a half

Pitch to Barry

by browie_huno on Jan 30, 2012 3:25 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

He’s still got 2/$46 mil left on his contract. He’s a lock to make the roster, whether its as a starter or a mop-up guy.

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 30, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

After the Rowand DFA nothing would surprise me

Pitch to Barry

by browie_huno on Jan 30, 2012 3:29 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Rowand didn’t get DFA’ed till the end up August. That’s about the earliest I see Zito getting cut.

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by Azmanz on Jan 30, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

We had people behind Rowand who could play at least as well as him.

As far as the pitching is concerned… we don’t really have that safety net.

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I think were forgetting about conor gillaspie

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by Romosexual42 on Jan 30, 2012 3:26 PM PST reply actions  

management did say he would be a big part of the team this year.

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by Romosexual42 on Jan 30, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd see it if there weren't a lefty bias! to the rest of the bench.

As is, he’ll probably only get his shots when another lefty goes down to injury.

Of course, at this time last year, we thought Hector Sanchez would stay in A-ball and that Justin Christian was the name of a one-man Night Ranger cover band.

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 30, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

How’s his defense at 3rd? I could see the Giants going with Belt, Gillaspie, a 3rd catcher (honestly), since Cabrera can (not) play centerfield as well as Pagan. That’d give us as possible OFs: Nate, Pagan, Merky, Belt, Huff as well as a rotation at first base and catcher of: Huff, Belt, Posey and Posey, Eli (white hair: grit and experience), Stewart? God that is stupid enough they might actually do it.

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 30, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooops, I meant to add Theriot in there instead of Gillapsie, although I could see both of them making the team (of course, as long as they have a good spring).

I don’t really see either Blanco or Christian making the team. Nor Pill. All pretty obviously minor league/september guys.

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 30, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Gillaspie at 3rd --

On the clanky side, but I don’t think he’s Russ Davis.

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 30, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

But is he David Bell?

actually, i have no idea if bell was a good defense 3rd baseman or not. let me check.
Wow he was an awesome defensive 3rd baseman. he got a lot of his value from his defense. i love the internet.

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 30, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

His defense is “average” at 3B/LF/1B according to ZIPS, though that’s based on just 2 starts in LF and 9 at 1B in AAA last year, but the 3B defense is okay. I

I don’t think he’d get called up BECAUSE of his defense, but he won’t be a Kim Batistian nightmare.

I think he’d be a good call-up but because he’s only 24, he’ll probably spend time in Fresno again.

Irrational Conor Gillaspie fanboy.

by Electric on Jan 30, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

yah, you’re right that bc of his age and the fact that he still has options, they have the luxury of keeping him in the minors for the time being.

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 30, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Zito's a lock?

His ERA was 5 and a half

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 3:27 PM PST reply actions  

oh thanks

it was my phone’s fault

Pitch to Barry

by browie_huno on Jan 30, 2012 3:28 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Haven't read it yet, but i'm assuming Howard is #1
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by DFARowand on Jan 30, 2012 3:28 PM PST reply actions  

nope close tho

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by Romosexual42 on Jan 30, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Ryan Howard’s contract makes me LOL.

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by kdl on Jan 30, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

The best part is that it hasn’t even started yet and everyone is already laughing.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 30, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Mike Hampton maybe? Just guessing, haven’t read it.

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 30, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

i have never seen arod written as al rodriguez

i was like who the hell is al rodriguez

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by operation carrot on Jan 30, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Alrod sounds like some sort of elf.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I had no idea who Al Rodriguez was, then I thought for a second.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 30, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey guys, I heard Zito’s a lock.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 3:28 PM PST reply actions  

But his ERA was five and a half!

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 30, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I like how some of youse are using things like LOGIC and REASON to try and predict what the Giants are going to do.
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Touche

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I’m waiting for Spring Training stats.

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by ResDog on Jan 30, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Now I’m imagining Zito creating a character in Skyrim just to watch NPCs.

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by Ott on Jan 30, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a friend who keeps putting Zito on her fantasy team because he is “cute.” I don’t think she quite understands what we mean by “fantasy team,” but I’m not going to complain about her continually losing.

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That, for the record, is precisely the method I used the only time I played fantasy baseball.

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I played fantasy football with a woman who would draft by the awesomeness of players’ names. She drafted Steelers fullback Chris Fuamatu-Ma’afala four years in a row.

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 30, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

How could she not?

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, if it was a late round I would probably do that too.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 30, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Zito is a lock?

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by 49er16 on Jan 30, 2012 3:34 PM PST reply actions  

I think he has wedged himself into one.

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by j14 on Jan 30, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

His must have lost weight during the offseason then. BEST SHAPE OF HIS LIFE!

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by 49er16 on Jan 30, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly, it’s one of the Soo Locks.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Zito should get another half year at least

I hope we can squeeze 3.5-4 WAR out of those last 2 years. Being injured last year maybe helped rest his arm some? That would be no worse than most other teams 5th starters.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 30, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

His ceiling for his last two years is probably 4 WAR, since his two best years as a Giant he was a 2 WAR player both seasons.

That said, I’m not really counting on it.

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd be fine with 2 total WAR in 2 years.

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by Azmanz on Jan 30, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. I’m resigned to his upside being fifth starter.

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

this

It really says something that next year is going to feel magical in large part because it will be Zito’s last year on the books. That excuse for cheap offseasons will finally die.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 30, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Hensley...

will quickly replace him.

by Billy Swift on Jan 30, 2012 5:03 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

There’s not much reason to believe that Hensley can be a starter at this point. Nor that Zito can pitch from the bullpen.

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Zito...

can’t pitch anywhere, Hensley may surprise you.

by Billy Swift on Jan 30, 2012 5:49 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

OT

For you pika: St. Mary’s has a new game on their schedule on Saturday, Feb 18th…at Murray State.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 3:38 PM PST reply actions  

Oh that should be good.

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by 49er16 on Jan 30, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

oh shit

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

SICK

that should be a good test for Murray State to see if they really are that good.

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

beat memphis

who isn’t much to brag about, BARELY beat USF, other than that, they really don’t have anybody that jumps out on their schedule. That will definitely be a good game regradless

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Good work, but needs heat maps!

I don’t think that you can put Fontenot in the “almost certain” category. With Theriot on the team and the fact that he’s a RHH (while Fonty’s a LHH), I think Fonty’s spot is in jeopardy. Both play 2B at about the same defensive level, but Theriot is a better defender at SS – and he provides a RH bat off the bench.

I think that Belt wil almost surely make the opening day roster, although he’ll likely spend the season shuffling up and down to/from Fresno.

I don’t think they’ll open the season carrying 12 pitchers, so that leaves room for only 1 more pitcher.

I can’t see anyway, barring an injury that Brown makes the OD roster. He’d have to hit above .500 and more than 8 HRs to beat out Pagan and/or Mielky – and the Giants aren’t going to have him sit on the bench in the majors. I would add Frankie Pegs’s name to the list, though. If Frankie is ever going ot make the jump to bring his raw power to the next level it should be in the next year or two.

Finally, there is almost no way that Hector wins the backup catcher spot for the full season, although I could see him being called up for very brief stretches if Buster needs a long break from catching or if Pill, Huff, and Belt all hit poorly. Hector needs to catch every day in Fresno this season or his development will be severely retarded.

So I’ll go with your original 20 “certain” guys, except substitute Belt for Fontenot. My last 5 would be:
Theriot, Pill, Blanco, Burriss (the Giants will count on him playing some OF).
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by Fla-Giant on Jan 30, 2012 3:38 PM PST reply actions  

What about conor gillaspie?

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by Romosexual42 on Jan 30, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

It seems as if we are forgetting about him.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 30, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

We are!

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by Romosexual42 on Jan 30, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

He only can play 3B and 1B – there’s no spot for him behind Panda or ahead of Belt/Pill.

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by Fla-Giant on Jan 30, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

gillascake > gillaspie

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by bgunn on Jan 30, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

So you don’t buy the downward trend in Theriot’s UZR?

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by Azmanz on Jan 30, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure, he’s not as good as he once was, but he’s still a better defender at SS than Fonty or Manny.

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by Fla-Giant on Jan 30, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure I believe that he’s better than Fontenot.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I normally defer to you, Fla, but he was worse than Tejada at short last year. He’s a bona fide butcher at this point.

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw Theriot, Tejaja, and Fontenot all play SS last season. My eyes told me that Theriot was clearly the best defender of the 3. Let’s also not forget that Theriot started at SS and Fonty at 2B during the 2+ seasons that they played together in Chicago.

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by Fla-Giant on Jan 30, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Let me also add

Fonty only used up 2 of his available 3 waiver-free rules with the Cubs, so he has 1 more season where he can be shuffled back-and-forth between the minors and majors without clearing waivers.

In addition, since Fonty has less than 5 years service time in the majors he can’t refuse a minor league assignment.

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by Fla-Giant on Jan 30, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Theriot has > 5 years service time, so he can refuse an assignment to the minors.

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by Fla-Giant on Jan 30, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Fontenot actually has option years left?

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

My bad, he has no more option years left, so he’s have to clear waivers, but I was right that if he did clear waivers he would not be able to refuse the assignment due to his less than 5 years ML service time.

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by Fla-Giant on Jan 30, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok, that makes more sense.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s also remember that Theriot’s been replaced in his last two shortstop gigs. Metrics range him as pretty much below average in all aspects at shortstop, whereas Fontenot actually rated as above average in his limited sample at SS.

I haven’t seen anything to suggest that Theriot would be anything but lousy at SS at this point.

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d take lousy over what we’ve had the past few years. or might have this year (on the offensive side)

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 30, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d take Crawford every time. Theriot’s defense needs a big bounceback if he wants to generate any value whatsoever at shortstop. And his offensive upside isn’t that amazing, either.

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind Crawford and his awesome defense/no hit if the rest of the lineup was stacked, but we need offense from every spot in the lineup. a sure 2 outs back to back kills every third inning.
But yes, i’d rather see waht Crawford can do over playing Theriot. I do like that we have options (ie Fontenot, Theriot).

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 30, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Value is value, and if I had to pick which player is more valuable at SS, I’d guess Crawford.

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

And this is from a guy who doesn’t like Crawford’s chances of cracking 1 fWAR

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree. It’s just good to know that we have backup options.
And value is value. But I really don’t want to watch one of the worst offenses in baseball again for a full season. This doesn’t just apply to SS of course.

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 30, 2012 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Crawford and Theriot will have more similar batting lines than most people expect. Unless Theriot exclusive faces lefties.

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s also not forget that Fontenot was replaced at SS by Tejaja and by O. (No) Cabrera. At least the guys that Theriot lost out to at SS (Starling and Furcal) are considered top shelf defenders.

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by Fla-Giant on Jan 30, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure that’s on Fontenot as much as it is on the brass.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, Fontenot's groin had a lot to do with it.

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

He DID just become a father.

He was… ‘traded to San Diego,’ if you will.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 30, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

How much of Theriot have you seen?

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Theriot is a better defensive SS?

Fla-Giant, I’m just curious why you think Theriot is a better defensive shortstop solution vs. Fontenot. Baseball Reference shows only 8 career errors for Fontenot playing SS vs. 58 career errors for Theriot at SS.

by Imninsomniac on Jan 30, 2012 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow.

There is definitely an argument to be made for Fontenot being a far better shortstop than Theriot, but I’m pretty sure this isn’t it.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Fangraphs shows theriot as -1.7 UZR/150 career, Fontenot is -7.0, so fontenot could make fewer errors because he’s not getting to the balls at all sometimes and they are hits .

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by Electric on Jan 30, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s just for SS though. They’re both above average UZR for 2B.

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by Electric on Jan 30, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but look at the RECENT numbers for Theriot.

Fontenot’s also only ever played 50 games at SS. It’s a huge sample size difference.

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I just saw that last night!

Very good, though the 3D is utterly unnecessary. Can that little fad die already?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 30, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I miss the last thread.

Someone post a pretty picture of Pat the Bat. Or Robb Stark.

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by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 3:42 PM PST reply actions  

Okay I’m going to cry in a corner now.

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by 49er16 on Jan 30, 2012 3:42 PM PST reply actions  

tells you the kind of day I’m having, I read that as “cry in a coroner”

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

My uncle passed away today so I already cried in a coroner.

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by 49er16 on Jan 30, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sorry. Hang in there.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks.

As his best friend said today, he’s suffered so long it’s nice to know he no longer has to suffer.

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by 49er16 on Jan 30, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The Mister’s grandmother’s passing was like that. Everyone was sad that she had passed, she was a kooky, stubborn old bird, but her quality of life had diminished to the point where we knew she was better off leaving the suffering behind.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Same with my grandfather. I miss him every day, but it was better for him.

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by kdl on Jan 30, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly. Sad he passed, relieved he no longer has to suffer.

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by 49er16 on Jan 30, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Ouch. I’m sorry.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

So sorry.

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by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m so sorry for your loss.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

My condolences.

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Oh man, that is a spectacular reply failure. Sorry 49er16. :(

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by kdl on Jan 30, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks.

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by 49er16 on Jan 30, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm an optimist

I don’t think Crawford is a lock now that Theriot is in the fold. Given that Burriss (out of options) and Fontenot can both play short in a pinch, I would rather see young Brandon take some more swings at AAA.

Belt- Starting at 1B or LF
Pill- Backup 1B/lefty-killing PH
Burriss- Can fill in anywhere/speedy pinch-runner/out of options, so taking one last look
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Correa- My wild card; I could just as easily see them keeping Otero. I like Hensley but he’s not on the 40-man; he would really have to distinguish himself and then they would have to decide to DFA somebody (Burriss

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by leftyqb6 on Jan 30, 2012 3:44 PM PST reply actions  

I don’t think Crawford’s hitting in AAA is gonna be much prettier than with the Giants. Giants are definitely going to go with him and Theriot on the roster. I really hope you’re right about Belt.

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 30, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Pill might end up getting quite a bit of playing time over Belt.

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by Electric on Jan 30, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Belt’s not starting. There’s no chance.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm...
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by capn on Jan 30, 2012 3:49 PM PST reply actions  

/cries

Everyone loves Belt. And this fucking team can’t find a spot for him.

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by DFARowand on Jan 30, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t say that calling him better than Rizzo and Goldschmidt is exactly high praise.

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Neither is having him below Alonso.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 30, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

What is the read on Alonso? He had a nice little run last year in 47 games.

by capn on Jan 30, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s no Alrod.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 30, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he’ll be pretty good but won’t have as much power as he showed last year, early on at least. Belt has shown more power, better patience, and is a year younger.

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by j14 on Jan 30, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know what Foster’s reasoning is for the rankings, or who Foster even is, but Hosmer is already good and Goldschmidt, Rizzo, and Alonso are a pretty middling pack of prospects. People are pretty split on them, and Belt is in the middle. Doesn’t strike me as a rousing endorsement.

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I disagree with this characterization of Alonso as a "middling" prospect

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by DFARowand on Jan 30, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

By middling, I mean people seem split on their opinion of them. And he definitely becomes more middling when you move him away from C.

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Alonso was a catcher?

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m getting my prospects confused again. What clanky C prospect did the Padres get?

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yasmani Grandal?

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s it. Bleh.

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like one of Tolkien’s dwarfs.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Him and Alrod have a love/hate relationship.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean 1b?

I’m almost certain he’s going to be the everyday 1b for the Padres next year

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by DFARowand on Jan 30, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a good one

So many ins and outs and what have yous

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by DFARowand on Jan 30, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm surprised the Padres didn't hang on to Rizzo.

Dunno if he could play LF or not, but if you ask me they got fleeced by Theo on that one.

Rizzo vs. Alonso should be interesting in its own right.

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with you on Hosmer being good and on Rizzo and Goldschmidt, but is Alonso really middling? He was a #7 overall pick (2 behind Buster) and while he did not kill it in AAA, he had a nice limited experience in Cin last year.

by capn on Jan 30, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I also think the hate on Rizzo has gone too far

Dude was 21-22 last year. Not many 21 year olds can be successful in the majors.

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by DFARowand on Jan 30, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

yah i agree, rizzo seems to still have a ton of potential. and alonso is a really good prospect too, i think the problem with the padres’ trade is that grandal might also have to be a 1b. then their trade is stupid.

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 30, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohh really?

I’m not familiar with Grandal’s defense

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by DFARowand on Jan 30, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

well supposedly he’s got a really strong arm but literally has trouble catching the ball. obviously this would be a bad habit for your starting catcher to have. This is according to Keith Law (I think). Who knows, maybe scouts aren’t right on him and he’ll be sufficient enough defensively to play there and hit. Or maybe the Padres think they can teach him how to catch.

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 30, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

lol Whiteside!

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t Rizzo considered pretty underwhelming as return for Gonzalez? It wasn’t until he murdered the Pacific Coast League that he began being highly touted.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Hurry up and pick 25 guys already

I’m sick and tired of trying to fill this roster with less than optimal parts. We can debate this until the cows come home and there isn’t really a right or a wrong answer. Is 7/6 suited really better than 8/9 unsuited? Do you rather than A/8 or A/4 in your opening hand?

Pick the 25 guys so I don’t have to root against people anymore. I want to cheer for the players, not hoping for a select few to suck in spring training so my idea of goodness trumps other ideas of goodness.

The only exception here is Belt has to make the roster. Just… has to. No excuse. No if, and, or buts. A team desperate for offense needs to find a spot for a top 25 prospect.

No excuse. Get it done.

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by jctGamer on Jan 30, 2012 3:49 PM PST reply actions  

Dustin Hermanson!

Just a name that popped into my head for no reason while I was cooking dinner.

Brought a smile to my face.

Over

by cybermaldonado on Jan 30, 2012 3:52 PM PST reply actions  

whenever I think of Dustin Hermanson

I think of Chuck Finley. And then I rage.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 30, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Whenever I hear the name Chuck Finley, I think of Bruce Campbell. And then Jeffrey Donovan (rrrrrowr).

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Whenever I think of Chuck Finley, I think of his wife kicking his ass with her heels.

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 30, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Whenever I think of Chuck Finley’s wife, I think Bachelor Party with Tom Hanks!

by non sequitur on Jan 30, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I think of the Whitesnake video.

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 30, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I think of Eli Whiteside

by capn on Jan 30, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I think of Eli Whiteside when i hear Mr. Brightside.

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 30, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Many teenaged boys watched a certain part of that video over and over again.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s been so long since i’ve watched that video i don’t even know what part you’re talking about. i guess i probably involves either a piano or a car (I might be getting this confused with a Guns n Roses video).

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 30, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

She was leaning outside the car (I believe in a tunnel) where she wasn’t wearing any bra under her shirt. There was one second where you could see a nipple.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Steve Finley?

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by rotorueter on Jan 30, 2012 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeff Fassero is so alone

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by 49er16 on Jan 30, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Does anything else need to be said?
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by DFARowand on Jan 30, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh wait there does
They can’t go through another inept season in the batter’s box like they did in 2011. If they do, they’ll have arrived at Cain’s free agency, and have drawn a year closer to Lincecum’s, with just the one postseason berth to show for it.

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by DFARowand on Jan 30, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Then something about the last time they were sorta near the top half, they had a parade.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I miss Neukom.

So silly that Belt wont be starting some where on the big club.

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by ELOOIE on Jan 30, 2012 4:03 PM PST reply actions  

I don’t think this is as set in stone as we think it is.

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 30, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Are those two sentences in any way related?

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by ResDog on Jan 30, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think Fontenot's a lock...

…why would he be? Heard Sabean on with Mychael Urban just a couple days ago, and he was talking about it like Font/Theriot might be competing for the same job. Theriot’s a righty, and they need that more than another lefty in Font. Sabean also made a point of mentioning that both guys have nonguaranteed contracts.

by leftydana on Jan 30, 2012 4:17 PM PST reply actions  

No, they need good players.

And didn’t Fontenot get tendered a contract? I thought unless you go to arbitration, it’s guaranteed?

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope. Pre-arb contract; it’s not guaranteed.

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh. Weird.

It’d be pretty weird if they cut him.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup.

The Fontenot vs. Keppinger situation suggests to me that they’ll keep him. Plus, the versatility and upside.

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

They wouldn't have to cut him.

Fonty only used up 2 of his available 3 waiver-free rules with the Cubs, so he has 1 more season where he can be shuffled back-and-forth between the minors and majors without clearing waivers.

In addition, since Fonty has less than 5 years service time in the majors he can’t refuse a minor league assignment.

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by Fla-Giant on Jan 30, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Oops

My bad, he has no more option years left, so he’s have to clear waivers, but I was right that if he did clear waivers he would not be able to refuse the assignment due to his less than 5 years ML service time.

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by Fla-Giant on Jan 30, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean said on Saturday--

“Fontenot and Theriot both have non-guaranteed contracts.” I think he would know, right? In both cases, the Giants just have to pay them a fraction if they don’t make the team.

But I think they both make the team and Manny B. is left out. Also think (based on Sabean’s comments) that it’s more likely than not that Belt DOES make the team. If he hits poorly in spring training and Huff is raking, maybe Belt does play a couple months in AAA. But if BB9 has a good spring like he did last year, I think they’ll both stay, and I wouldn’t be surprised if BB is playing 1B on Opening Day. Sabean must have mentioned “left field” three times for Huff. It could be poor Nate getting uh, Bowker’d again.

by leftydana on Jan 30, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean says a lot of stuff that’s incorrect, but I suppose trusting him on details like that is probably safe. (LOL ME)

I also think it’s pretty dumb to base Belt making the team on having a good spring.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Theriot forcing Fontenot off the 25-man

would be like Keppinger’s revenge from beyond the grave.

In my opinion it would be stupid not to retain Fontenot, and quadruply so if Burriss makes the team.

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Fontenot would be more valuable hitting Burriss’s weight than Burriss would be hitting .300…

Irrational Conor Gillaspie fanboy.

by Electric on Jan 30, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Fontenot can actually play his positions reasonably well.

Burriss would be a fantastic defender because of his range, but for his absurd clankmitt and throwing troubles. He’s like Velez, except he can steal bases.

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Velez actually had one season of decent (by Giants standards) in hitting, .267/.308/.400 in 2009

Burriss would need a batting title to slug much over .400.

Burriss I think had that foot surgery that really messed him up as well

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by Electric on Jan 30, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t he break his toe two separate times?

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by kdl on Jan 30, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it was the middle of his foot actually. But yeah, broke in 2009 and again in 2010.

His range is still great; I don’t think the foot injury is hurting his hand-eye coordination.

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Until he tries to throw the ball with his foot.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Good point. I think, if anything, it slowed his development. Part of me thinks he never would have been good anyway, though.

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by kdl on Jan 30, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

His inability to hit for any power whatsoever tells the story for me. He shows no promise of extra base power or patience. It’s hard to work with that.

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

And, it’s not as if he makes a lot of good contact, either. I’m not sure exactly what he brings to the table, except that he can do a mediocre job at multiple positions (TWSS).

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by kdl on Jan 30, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

He doesn’t even make good contact in BP. He’s the only ML player where, after watching them take a round in the batting cage I think, “yeah, I could probably do that.”

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 30, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

This is why I want to smack Sabean and Bochy when they’re like, “Burriss is finally going to live up to his potential this year.” In what universe?

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by kdl on Jan 30, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Not to my knowledge, but I was not really paying that much attention last week (ALL SKATING ALL THE TIME). The Theriot signing has given me hope that all the Burriss talk was a bunch of BS, and that they were just trying to look not idiotic while looking around for another MI. It backfired, obviously, but I’m hoping the Theriot signing is a sign.

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by kdl on Jan 30, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Duh. The same universe they lived in when they said “We’d like Freddie to hit for some power this year” and expected FLew to do it.

(Spoiler: He didn’t)

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

FRED LEWIS LOOKS LIKE A POWER HITTER

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by scout6 on Jan 30, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

He is.

Unfortunately, his potential is pretty shitty.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I know it sounds ridiculous...

but Burriss IS a heckuva nice kid.

by Billy Swift on Jan 30, 2012 5:12 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Better than that Affeldt guy!

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

lol OBP

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Burriss would have to hit .400 to slug over .400

and it would still be close.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 30, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

I'd think The Riot would be more of a sure thing than Fontenot or Crawford

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Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Jan 30, 2012 4:20 PM PST reply actions  

Crawford is probably the only sure thing at this point

And the Riot IS remarkably like Keppinger, except cheaper and with a better personality.

by leftydana on Jan 30, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Who was it on Twitter who said that Keppinger was really unpleasant?

I met him once, and he seemed pretty nice.

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by kdl on Jan 30, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Schulman said Kepp was not "jolly."

Not the same exactly as “really unpleasant.” Would think Theriot would be more personable especially with his best friend (Fontenot) and his LSU teammate (Wilson) around…

by leftydana on Jan 30, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Hank’s tone seemed to me to be expressing more than literally “not jolly,” but okay.

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by kdl on Jan 30, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, my heavens.

I’ve been picked to be in a Giants commercial! Now what do I do? Fly down there? I hate flying; it terrifies me. Aaaaah!

by mrs. owlcroft on Jan 30, 2012 4:29 PM PST reply actions  

Do you have time to drive?

Seriously, though, I sympathize. I hate flying. In this case, though, I think it’s worth it.

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by kdl on Jan 30, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa

How’d you land that gig?

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

You didn’t see the twitters? They were actively recruiting people.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t even think I follow the official Giants Twitter. Too much stupid stuff, like their slogans.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

“If Not Now, When? And If Not Us, Who? Or Whom?”

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

“Together, we are whom?” “What?”

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Together we’re who

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice!

BURRISS’S BAT IS UNTENABLE!

by Every6thDay on Jan 30, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

If you’re in a commercial with Bochy, ask him why he doesn’t like Belt.

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by 49er16 on Jan 30, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

“grumblemumble not ready grumblemumble veteran leadership grumblemumble more seasoning.”

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jan 30, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Not gritty enough grumblemumble

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by 49er16 on Jan 30, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll adjust for future uses

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 30, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Belt is totally going to get salted.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Belt...

is quite dumb, it can be annoying.

by Billy Swift on Jan 30, 2012 5:15 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

And I bet Cain cheats on his wife. Melky never drives the speed limit. Zito eats raw eggs. Ok, that last one wouldn’t surprise me, but where the hell do you pull this crap from?

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it’s Logan Morrison.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Or Ozzie Guillen. But then I guess it would be more expletive laden.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Zito eats the eggs of the California Condor scrambled with the last Avacados at the store he stole from a little old lady.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 30, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget that he cut off someone else while driving to the store and then parked in the handicapped slot.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

AND went through the 10 items or less line with 12 items.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

AND paid in pennies with a coupon

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Jan 30, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

AN EXPIRED COUPON!

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I know Brandon....

go firetruck yourself.

by Billy Swift on Jan 30, 2012 5:55 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

nah

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d ambulance you, baby.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Would you firetruck me?
I’d firetruck me.

Goodbye horses…

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by waelwulf on Jan 30, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Please don't

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 30, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Who the hell are you and where are you getting this shit?

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Swift...

makes shit up.

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

The funny thing is the guy he complimented is Manny Burriss. I have never had good experiences with Burriss. I mean, he’s not been a jerk or anything, but he’s not been friendly or accommodating at all.

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by kdl on Jan 30, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

So you’re saying we shouldn’t take him at his word?!

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the Baron loves Burriss, though, so YMMV

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by rotorueter on Jan 30, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I definitely could be wrong.

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by kdl on Jan 30, 2012 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Ray Durham...

told me Manny was nice kid, shoot me.

by Billy Swift on Jan 30, 2012 5:54 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve ever seen this used before.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 30, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been waiting for a chance.

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, he’s a little long in the tooth for me now, but I definitely agree that he is yummy here.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 30, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, yeah

we all get old. If we’re lucky.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I plan on not aging. I’ll let you know how that works out for me.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 30, 2012 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

me too
Especially after you hit about 35 and shit stops working right.
I was always so in shape when I was younger I thought I could beat that aging thing. Thyroid says “no”.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Age is just a number.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

well i'm Mike's number

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m Scottie Pippen and in BEST SHAPE OF MY LIFE! I plan on making the club this spring.

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by ResDog on Jan 30, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

i feel like he was a very influential figure

in many teenage straight girls’ lives.

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 30, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I wanted to be Han Solo. And Indiana Jones.

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by ResDog on Jan 30, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Should have used it a long time ago, I could have been over using the shit out of it for years.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 30, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s awesome. where do you need to fly to? it’s safer than driving.

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 30, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate to fly too. Then again it would be a short flight wouldn’t it? I can deal with the 90 minute flight from Sac to San Diego, anything longer than that and I go all Marge Simpson.

If you’d prefer to drive you could stop off in each region where there are McCoven and get the red carpet treatment!

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

They're filming crowd scenes at the park Thursday and Friday

but I think mine will be shot later. A “member of our SF Giants Producer team” is supposed to contact me with details and I’m asking them for as much advance notice as possible to book flights. (Driving takes days and even Amtrak takes almost 48 hours from here. We have pets - all of which get meds- so the mister probably can’t even go with me.) Yikes, I hate this. Why did I even apply? But I’ll have to do it.

by mrs. owlcroft on Jan 30, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

What?

Why did that get line out? I am so frazzled! Oh, it’s the dashes. Dratted new-fangled internet thing.

by mrs. owlcroft on Jan 30, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

You can do it!

Someone has to represent the McCoven.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I have been a victim of autocorrect myself.

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by kdl on Jan 30, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Lots of rest and a little red wine before the flight should do wonders.

totally made a baby during the 2010 World Series. It's a girl.

I'm in the best shape of my life.

by Bret1110 on Jan 30, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure there are plenty of people here who would be willing to keep you company. I’ve met several of them, they’re not all axe murderers.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You applied and they rejected you? WTF? How could they resist the dulcet tones?

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

It was a reference to the CSN-BA promo we trolled last summer.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The one about Keppinger? Well, there’s your answer.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Because he wasn’t jolly. It’s all his fault.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Needs to gain some weight.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I should have gotten in on this. I have the time.

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

OH MY GOD FUCK YOU TRANSFER RUMOR SITE.

Arsenal agree surprise deal for young Borussia Dortmund playmaker

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 4:29 PM PST reply actions  

Wait is that true?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jan 30, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

But not Goetze. Some kid on their U19 team. Hence the “Fuck you” for misleading me.

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohhhhh

Haha yah I was assuming you were talking about Goetze

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by DFARowand on Jan 30, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Theriot
Belt
Christian
Mota
Hensley
*holding out hope that Surkamp takes Zito’s spot

There’s NO WAY Belt doesn’t make the opening day roster. Ralph Barbieri would die of an aneurysm on live radio.

by Garrelts89 on Jan 30, 2012 4:36 PM PST reply actions  

Sabean also briefly mentioned Hensley and Runzler competing for the fifth spot...

in the starting rotation, I’m pretty sure. They’ll be competing for the 7th spot in the bullpen!

by leftydana on Jan 30, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Why does everybody think the Giants will carry 12 pitchers on Opening Day? They’ve almost never done this, and even if they want to carry that many they can stash somebody in Fresno for a while due to the open dates in the first 4 weeks of the season.

With the logjam of backup position players, I see no way that they don’t open with only 11 pitchers.

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by Fla-Giant on Jan 30, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

if that’s the case who do you think the position players will be?

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 30, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants opened the season with both Wilson and Casilla injured last year.

If they were both healthy, I suspect they would have carried 12 pitchers and Belt would have been in Fresno.

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

sup

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 30, 2012 4:41 PM PST reply actions  

Burrell retired :(

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 30, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

:(

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 30, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

You missed a barn-burner of a State of the State address.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Status: Grant is still drunk.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Sullivan is still dreamy.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Rumor on the street is that a certain Mr. McClureSF has been sighted conspiring with the Argyled One over lunch… I’m not saying they were plotting a coup, but I’m not not saying it either.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

hai

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 30, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Zito is a combination lock

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by DFARowand on Jan 30, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

nooooo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 30, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Zito shoved him in his locker. Or something like that.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 30, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Only if you subscribe to the McCoven Automatic Doom & Gloom Generator™.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that included in MCC Platinum?

by Bar None on Jan 30, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

His only chance is if he gets in the Best Shape of His Life®.

by Bar None on Jan 30, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Because we keep breaking them? And we forget to hold on to the receipt.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 30, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

heck

we even break crappy things

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by CalBear949 on Jan 30, 2012 5:20 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I feel like writing a West Team thing, but I have no ideas.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 4:53 PM PST reply actions  

Goodbye scene after Pat voluntarily resigns his position in the staff?

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 30, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, yeah. Yeah. Yeah! I can do something with that.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

This is turning out to be really long. Wonder if it’ll be funny.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

And now I’m realizing I have no punchline. Crap.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Pat was the chief of staff.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

hehehehe
staff…

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Fontenot, Sandoval and Zito discuss the increasingly real threat of an invasion by the aggressive neighboring Athletics into the San Jose territory.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: If you're PARDONED for murder...

how can they subpoena you back? I’d be out of there too…

totally made a baby during the 2010 World Series. It's a girl.

I'm in the best shape of my life.

by Bret1110 on Jan 30, 2012 5:11 PM PST reply actions  

Hensley will make more starts...

than Zito, and that’s a good thing.

by Billy Swift on Jan 30, 2012 5:18 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

lol.

Wanna put money where your mouth is?

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

JUSTIN CHRISTIAN WILL HIT MORE HOME RUNS THAN SANDOVAL BANK IT

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by rotorueter on Jan 30, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I will...

but I want the odds that I deserve.

by Billy Swift on Jan 30, 2012 5:23 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

So, none?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

JD, I'd be willing to bet that an asteroid will hit your house tonight.

But first give me good odds.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I will...

but I want the odds that I deserve.

by Billy Swift on Jan 30, 2012 5:23 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I will...

but I want the odds that I deserve.

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by rotorueter on Jan 30, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m tempted to reply to myself with this, but that would just be weird.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I will

But I will the odds to someone deserving.

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by scout6 on Jan 30, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I will...

But I’m an odd hors d’oeuvre.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Best shape of his life...

Huff should be able to handle left.

by Billy Swift on Jan 30, 2012 5:21 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Pagan...

had better be serious.

by Billy Swift on Jan 30, 2012 5:25 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I saw Pagan crack a smile once. That really pissed me off.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Now...

you’re talking.

by Billy Swift on Jan 30, 2012 5:28 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Pagan is in the worst shape of his life

Well, not really, but if he was, he’d probably have a great year, given the trend of “best shape of my life”

Irrational Conor Gillaspie fanboy.

by Electric on Jan 30, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Bullshit

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The negativity around here is pretty funny

Belt will be in the 25 man day roster barring injury

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by CalBear949 on Jan 30, 2012 5:29 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

I can see a set of circumstances in which he doesn’t make it. Basically, if Pill does well in ST and Belt doesn’t.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I really don’t think the team views Pill as a legitimate prospect. I think he’s right-handed and has a pulse.

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Bingo...

Belt will be everyday at first starting game one of the Cactus.

by Billy Swift on Jan 30, 2012 5:35 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I think Pill is just seen as someone who might add a little bit of value at a low cost, not someone that will be around a long time.

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by Electric on Jan 30, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Right. Belt is still the real prospect. Which is why I think he will get playing time this year as Huff’s contract runs itself out after this season.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a feeling that Sabean might eat Huff’s salary to get rid of him late in the year when Bochy keeps playing him.

Irrational Conor Gillaspie fanboy.

by Electric on Jan 30, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I would rather him in AAA getting regular at bats

than warming the bench, starting every 5th day, struggling to hit and getting badmouthed for it.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 30, 2012 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I said this...at the top.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Jan 30, 2012 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Why do you characterize the belief that Belt might start the year in Fresno as ‘negativity’?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

fair enough

I actually think he should stay in the MLB.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 30, 2012 5:57 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Very few things are a given with this team, where rookies or young players are concerned.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

My boyfriend Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

is going to be on something called “Rock Center” this evening.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 5:31 PM PST reply actions  

You’re baiting me, and it won’t work.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Excellent response.

I’m proud of you.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I've never seen The West Wing.

Should I add it to the pile?

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve seen it. It’s OK but I don’t like Martin Sheen.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

/counts to ten, breathes deeply

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

this is an acceptable opinion

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Jan 30, 2012 5:50 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I think my general dislike of Martin Sheen is why I never got into it.

But enough people have bugged me about it that maybe I’ll give it a swag one day. When it’s on Netflix, that is.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s with all of this Martin Sheen hate? Is this a political thing?

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by rotorueter on Jan 30, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

They hate his awesome hair.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Gave rise to Charlie

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

That is a strike against.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like Charlie, either. Emilio Estevez irritates me, too.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Repo Man has given Emilio great latitude in my eyes.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

The Mighty Ducks also played a very significant role in my childhood.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 30, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

That movie gets irritating (irrational) because of the Anaheim Mighty Ducks and the way the team was introduced.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Very true. But it inspired me to play hockey as a kid.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 30, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not hate exactly, it’s just, I dunno, he hasn’t impressed me as much as people say he should. He’s too milquetoast for hate.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

My joke where I pretend to mistake him for Michael Douglas isn’t funny anymore and it certainly isn’t my fault.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jan 30, 2012 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

really?

Is there some sorta awful scandal that flew past my radar, or do you just mean as an actor?

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

He's just been in a few movies that annoyed the hell out of me.

Like that stupid bunny boiling thing.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked Michael Douglas in Streets of San Francisco.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Wuh?

Wall Street! I can see a hatred towards his later movies. But… wuh?

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by ResDog on Jan 30, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Hooray for you, sir.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 30, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Lot of typing...

to say Amy G is an untalented hack.

by Billy Swift on Jan 30, 2012 5:39 PM PST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Knock it off, please.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 5:40 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Swing and a miss on that one.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Not...

the lot of typing part.

by Billy Swift on Jan 30, 2012 5:59 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

And yet it was a home run in the dickishness part.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

douchechill

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by rotorueter on Jan 30, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I was worried because I knew you and Alex weren’t around. You guys are my West Wing posse.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

you're in luck, I literally just got off work
BELT: Mr. Burrell, I think you need to talk to your family now.

BURRELL: And by that, you mean…

BELT: Your seemingly endless chain of conquests and possible illegitimate offspring.

That’s the money line. Awesome.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

okay read it now

I’d rec it again if I could.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

gotcha covered.

The West Wing’s a landmark in dramatic television. I don’t think it’s as perfect as some, and yes it ran a year too long, but I still think it’s worth noting for what it is.

by Cap M on Jan 30, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly, I thought season 7 was really strong.

5 and 6 are the weak ones, especially 5.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I admit it drops off after 4

But I just wasn’t that big of a fan of the 7th season, or the gimmick they tried, though I did appreciate it.

by Cap M on Jan 30, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I couldn’t finish Season 4.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting. I love that period.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think we’ve talked about it before. I really liked Rob Lowe, and him getting the boot made me sad.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish I could write like this. /sad trombone

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

If I could write like that I wouldn’t need a doctor!

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

If I could write like that I’d never leave the house! HA-HAWWWWWWWWWWWW

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Has anyone ever told you you have a face for writing?

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s going to kill you now.

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by rotorueter on Jan 30, 2012 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m really working on that ’don’t give a fuck’ switch. Here’s to self-improvement.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

:( At least my comment was obviously in jest, right?

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It was to me.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 30, 2012 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. That’s where the switch comes in.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe put the little sarcasm font tags on it?

You know, I recently had somebody tell me that he had a difficult time detecting sarcasm in real life and an even more difficult time detecting it on chat/irc.
Here I’ve known the guy for like 10 years and he probably thinks I hate him!

not that I'm ever sarcastic use the “@” signs.

Now I’m more carefuller when I talk to him.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

@sarcasm font

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

take 2?

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah. I was about to say, I think you gotta put one after the thing, too.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

o rly?

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm beginning to think

that it’s best with TL2 just to not troll him at all. He’s not into it, and we love him, so best just leave the jokes for Goofus or howie or someone like that. (Sorry about the Brian Williams thing, really, I won’t do it anymore.)

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not doing anything! The DGAF switch is so I won’t take things too seriously. It’s designed specifically to avoid such situations.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Best not to confuse it with the DIAF switch.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

A costly mistake, to be sure.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm personally immune

Somehow I developed a very thick skin. Go ahead, say something mean about Brandon Crawford.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d really rather not.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Brandon Crawford smells funny!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Not that cute.

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by ResDog on Jan 30, 2012 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

The idea of “sarcasm font” is one of those things that bother me far more than they should.

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Get the money
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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

sarcasm!

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Why do that?

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, my goodness!

If only life on Lars was this entertaining! =p

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

/tries to figure out how to interview Lars’ parasites

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The original draft was the scene where Joe Quincy leads C.J. to confirm Stu Winkle as the blind source. Works great on TV, less so in print. And it was really long. And not really funny. So I went back to square one.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I read all of Burrell’s lines in the Leo McGarry voice. I’m sure that was intended.

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 30, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

No, he’s Hoynes in this one.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit. I haven’t gotten that far yet :(

/only in season 2

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 30, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

OH MAN THE LAST TWO EPISODES OF SEASON 2

I envy you, watching them for the first time.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely. Lord, that’s some quality television.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Love it.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah SFO?

it’s pretty crowded

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by CalBear949 on Jan 30, 2012 5:59 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

and will be great for GOT jokes

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Does he rock the designer jeans though?

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Designer cutoffs.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

/throws cinder block in cut-offs

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jan 30, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

/involuntary shudder

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

That's not random.

Looking at the options, you’d want the guy that can control an AB.

That being said, he doesn’t fit the Giants approach at the plate.

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by bigboneded on Jan 30, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Better him than Justin Christian.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Not exactly irrational

I’d rather have him on the roster than Burriss or Christian. Plus he has a funky swing

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 30, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Like this

Hector is the backup catcher
Mota
Hensley (to mop up for Barry in the second)
Theriot (platoons with Crawford)
Belt (he starts in LF next to Pagan/CF and Melky/RF) – Nate will never hit like a corner OF
Pill (yeah, I know) – maybe Blanco

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Jan 30, 2012 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

No one here plays Skyrim.

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by rotorueter on Jan 30, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

This is sarcasm. Half the people on here play Skyrim.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 30, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You have to say it like this.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit. Beaten to the punch.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

should've used this font

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I just realized that about half ninety percent of my posts are going to be in this font.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

But I—and then you—and we—

Oh, we have fun around here. Ha ha!

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this a thing that we’re doing now? Because if so fuck you

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C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, this line.

If your sarcasm needs highlighting, you need to write it better.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 30, 2012 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

You know what? Screw you. I don’t need to answer to you. In fact, you’re the worst poster here. You add nothing. I’ll do what I want, and you can go fuck yourself. It’s the little pukes like you who make me sick of this site. Go away, and don’t come back.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 31, 2012 6:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't have to follow your rules

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"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 30, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

He was being funny. There are frequent Skyrim discussions.

Speaking of which, my 6 year old daughter now has a folder she has titled her “Skyrim Drawings” and she is filling it with pictures of me slaying dragons, bloody corpses, and new ingredients to combine into powerful potions.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Skyrim-related:

This weekend, it took me a couple tries to complete the Thalmor Embassy infiltration. Then I read SkyrimMom on Twitter talking about how easily she completed it and just felt bad about myself.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh. Love her.

And also – I did it on my first try. IN YOUR FACE!

But I gave up on putting that amulet together. I should go back and do that again now.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

First time, I forgot lockpicks and had to reload WAY back when you give the guy your gear

Then it was just a matter of the elves having shockingly high stealth detect. I ended up abusing invis potions.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I slashed and hacked my way through. Seemed the way to go.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah in retrospect that would've worked really well

But I really like the experience of being a stealthy assassin type; even moreso a burglar. The Thieves’ Guild quests involving lots of sneaking and almost no combat were some of the most fun things in the game for me.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I totally ignored the “be sneaky” directive and just wrecked everything that moved. Needless to say, it only took one try.

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah – great minds, etc.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

me too

I figured it’s a game about fake vikings, so I’m going to build a viking. And my viking doesn’t sneak.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jan 30, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

omg

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you give him a trick elbow too?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Brian Wilson had some elbow injury problems last year.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 30, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I recall

I just wasn’t sure if a trick elbow was something related to Skyrim and I was missing something. I don’t frequent MCC often in the off-season and I’m not in on many of the inside jokes. :/

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Jan 30, 2012 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

61 Nord Warrior
Thane of Windhelm
Thane of Whiterun
Harbinger of the Companions
Nightengale
Dovakhin
Killer of Alduin
Leader of the Thieves Guild
Dark Brotherhood member
Husband of Lydia
Owner of homes in Solitude, Whiterun, Windhelm, Riften, and Markarth

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Jan 30, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't decide what's more impressive.

That you are level 61, or that you managed not to kill Lydia.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe this is bad...

but I gave her the “wait here” command…and it was in the kitchen. I did it to irritate my girlfriend. It worked. She loves the game, too. She created Kim Kardashian. She thinks she’s being ironic.

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Jan 30, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, you can MARRY Lydia?

And here I thought she was just useful for sending in to attack bosses first.

by GiantPain on Jan 30, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

You have to use a console command of some kind

But she’s scripted for most of the stuff, so it looks like they just never bothered finalizing her as a marriage candidate.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I thought you could do.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

huh, they must've patched it

When the game released she wasn’t eligible.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats the spirit, Ducks!

Just “GET OVER HERE, WOMAN! WE ARE GETTING MARRIED!”

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

No kidding. Everybody knows you just mess around with the help. You don’t marry them.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Super awkward having my wife and my (female) housecarl in the same relatively small house

Every time I haven’t taken Aela on the road with me and I come back to Riften, I walk in and they’re both sitting at the one table, not talking to each other. I think this is a pretty good simulation of how things might actually go.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Achievement unlocked!

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by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re allowed to marry Aela? I’ll bet she’s an animal in bed (CWIDT?)!

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

bazinga!

I try to justify it by saying I wanted an archer companion who wouldn’t get in the way of my wild hacking, which is true, but nah it’s cause her model is super hot. :(

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Hell, looks like even I can! Yay for Skyrim same sex marriage!

Although I’ve got my eye on Benor.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s kind of awesome.

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

neiltyson Neil deGrasse Tyson
Just an FYI: Appearing tonight with Brian Williams on @RockCenterNBC — 10pm ET / PT. More on Moon colonies. Be there.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 6:09 PM PST reply actions  

Neil Tyson!!!!

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

We're watching Star Trek.

The Immunity Syndrome. Go ahead, nerbs, I know you have opinions.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 6:23 PM PST reply actions  

TOS kind of sucks, and that’s why I love it.

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C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Kirk or GTFO

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

That has one of my favorite Kirk moments when he just repeats “antibodies” over and over again with a determined, slightly mischeivious, and proud grin. Not a big moment per se, but it’s one of Shatner’s best moments in the series.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 30, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I just got done watching the hi-def “sampler” of TNG. The show looks amazing.

“The Immunity Syndrome” was one of those big bottle shows TOS did well. The JJ sequel would be better off trying to copy an episode like this or The Doomsday Machine over Khan.

by Every6thDay on Jan 30, 2012 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, the sequal is about Kahn?

Are they planning to reanimate Ricardo Montalban?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 30, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but they're going to screw his corpse, that's for sure.

And it’s the rumor that’s persisted for at least a few months now.

by Every6thDay on Jan 30, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh.

That would be, sad. Cause not rehashing the first movies is what made the first one pretty good. And theoretically, if you follow the plot of the first one, they have yet to maroon Kahn on Seti Alpha 5…

I IZ CONFUSED

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Jan 30, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. It has the potential to suck tremendously.

And if it’s confirmed to be Khan, my interest in seeing the sequel drops to about 10%. This is the downside of being old. My open mind slams shut much more frequently.

by Every6thDay on Jan 30, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Just imagine all the lens flairs JJ Abrams could do if he redid the Doomsday Machine or the Immunity Syndrome

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 30, 2012 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

JJ Abrams needs not your excuses for lens flares.

Super 8 was insane.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 30, 2012 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Dinner thread

I’m making pasta. Asparagus, red bell peppers, portobello mushroom, and chicken sausage over linguine with red sauce. This is the most cooking I’ve done on my own in months, so I’m pretty psyched.

How about you guys?

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 6:29 PM PST reply actions  

Sooooo hungry.

But the little elves in my house won’t have dinner ready until 7.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 30, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Stupid lentils and quinoa and vegan curry.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 30, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a pretty good vegetable curry. Though it probably could’ve been warmer; I should really invest in a microwave at some point.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be good. Though I tend to prefer using a toaster oven in general, there are somethings that a microwave is necessary for.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 30, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, not having to wait 20 minutes to head up my food would be a plus. Ditto being able to precook things like potatoes.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

the best little kitchen appliance we ever bought was our “Hot Shot” all it does is make hot water but it comes in so handy. When we were traveling we’d take it with us and some instant oatmeal, teas, and just add water soups.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Steak, potatoes, veggies.

So boring.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Leftover tacos. Not that great.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a revelation today

Chipotle also has corn tortillas for tacos if you want them. This is a game changer for me. I love corn tortillas and tolerate flour ones.

by GiantPain on Jan 30, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

uh oh, tortilla room

We might want to debate something safer, like the estate tax or Tebow.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep. Not getting involved in this one.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm glad we agree

Corn >>>>> Flour

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 30, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Corn tortillas are definitely more consistent, but have you ever had traditional Baja flour tortillas? Cooked with so much lard that they sizzle when you put them in the pan? Not going to claim they’re healthy or anything, but goddamn those things are good.

by Monsanto on Jan 30, 2012 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Went to my favorite DC pizza place

Called Pi. It’s amazing – they have this incredible cornmeal crust that’s to die for.

by GiantPain on Jan 30, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a company in SF that makes bake-at-home cornmeal crust pizzas. It’s a fun novelty, though I wouldn’t want my pizza that way every time.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 30, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I agree

But it’s something I get an immense craving for from time to time. And they have a deep deep variety or a thin crust, both equally delicious.

by GiantPain on Jan 30, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Not hungry

No din din for me tonight.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Water

And a lemon.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 30, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't forget the cayenne!

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve got some frozen parm chicken breasts in the freezer I’ll cook up, along with some salad and roasted potatoes or something. Plus garlic bread. I’ll save the real homecooked meal for a day I can go shopping – being out of town this weekend ruined my routine.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Do want.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Tonkatsu and potstickers

With rice and some salad and kimchi and macaroni salad

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 30, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Update: overcooked the mushrooms :(

I forgot how fast the moisture leaves portobellos. What remains of them is delicious, but I definitely have less mushroom than I started out with. Next time, they go in after the meat.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Verdict: pretty fucking good

I should have splurged on more expensive red sauce than the Whole Foods generic; it makes a difference. But otherwise pretty excellent. I’d make this for company. You know, ladies.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Roast your own tomatoes!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually kinda hate tomatoes

Ketchup and limited red sauce is the only format I can eat them in.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh. Poop.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Your mouth is bad

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Raw tomatoes are disgusting.

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by rotorueter on Jan 30, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Only tomatoes I really like raw are the itty bitty grape sized ones.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I love sliced raw Roma tomatoes, when properly ripe.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

what about heirloom

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

It really depends on the individual tomato. I really don’t like them being so huge. It’s off-putting.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

she never says this

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by rotorueter on Jan 30, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Cherry tomatoes > grape tomatoes

/just stirring the kettle… pot…. thing

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by baetown415 on Jan 30, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Grapes>tomatoes tho

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Grapes with seeds > seedless grapes

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by baetown415 on Jan 30, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

but, raisins>grapes, always

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

prunes > raisins

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

prunes are good for you?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re not?

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

high in fiber and ummm iron I think, but also high in sugar.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Aren’t most fruit-based things high in sugar?

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

But isn’t fruit sugar different than regular sugar? Not calorically, but the way that it is digested?

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by rotorueter on Jan 30, 2012 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, I remember this debate from last year. I wish I could remember my sugar biochemistry.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Something about glucose and sucrose or something.

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by rotorueter on Jan 30, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

From my initial cursory reading, it appears that it probably has to do with glycemic index—how much glucose is present in your blood for 2 h after the ingestion of whatever is concerned. Fructose has a surprisingly low glycemic index of ~15, sucrose is ~30. Glucose, by definition, is 100 (which is pretty much the maximum).

So if I’m reading this right, high fructose corn syrup isn’t bad because of the fructose. It’s bad because it’s particularly bad because it’s half fructose and half glucose.

Interestingly, according to this site, the differences between whole wheat and not, or white and brown rice are surprisingly small. Fruits, you will notice, have a pretty low glycemic index, especially relative to other things up there. Total calories may be the same, but the time over which that blood sugar is released takes longer.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

the fact that they are dried boosts the sugar content [if I am remembering the article I read correctly]

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

or maybe boosts isn’t the right word … more sugar per ounce [than say the plum it started out as] perhaps is a better way to put it?

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

That would make sense, since the water is being evaporated, leaving behind the sugar.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

grapes are high in sugar too arent they?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Also true. I wish I could eat mozzarella.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Or digest it, at least.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Lactaid doesn’t do the trick?

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by rotorueter on Jan 30, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve tried once, and the results were not encouraging. I really need to get some and run a series of experiments in the comfort of my own home when I know I can sequester myself for a solid 24 h.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yikes. I’ll, unfortunately, make sure I don’t take you to Jeni’s ice cream.

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by rotorueter on Jan 30, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Graeters please??

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

The Mister was there over Christmas and reports that they have changed their recipe. He thinks they’ve lowered the overall fat content, so it’s not as creamy as it used to be.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Whaaaaat? I don’t think this is true.

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by rotorueter on Jan 30, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they just got a bad batch or something, but it was different.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

ugh!!!! WHYYYYY, look, i’m not trying to lose weight when eating ice cream, or stay healthy. I want the original product if i get damn good ice cream, i don’t care if it’s unhealthy or what

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

PiKA, you can go to Marianne's!

Highest fat content possible. God, I wish I had some 1020 right now.

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by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

yea

mariannes is pretty amazing, my dad’s been taking me there for years. It’s something i need to go back and try again

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you been to

Penny Ice Creamery? It’s also awesome. Crazy flavors.

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by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

never heard of it actually, huh

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG

It’s awesome Check out the flavors page. They change it daily.

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by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

yea, that is pretty amazing

especially how they change it daily

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Sometimes the weirdest sounding

flavors are the best. I love the Earl Grey.

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by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

what is it

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

wow, definitely like those kinds of places

that just have something daily, and do whatever they want on the flavor

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds great

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by rotorueter on Jan 31, 2012 6:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll run them at some point in the next month. I suspect a lot of it may have to do with the fact that the guy I got them from was somewhat less than a trustworthy individual.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, that makes it sound like a drug deal.

Rephrasing: the roommate I got them from was not particularly attentive to detail, and it wouldn’t surprise me if they had expired (if such a thing is possible).

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

One of my favorite things ever.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Now...

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you're not really doing particularly well today.

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by jponry on Jan 31, 2012 5:58 AM PST up reply actions  

WHAT ODDS CAN I GET ON THAT?!?!

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by rotorueter on Jan 31, 2012 6:12 AM PST up reply actions  

UNPACK UNPACK UNPACK

Oh, wait. You already did that!

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by speckops on Jan 31, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

steak night

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by son of ggf on Jan 30, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

BBQ pizza

the food selection at SFO is poor

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Yeah but they have a yoga room now.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there a thing against chain restaurants in SFO?

Cuz it seems like all mom and pop places

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What shit the dining hall is serving. Don’t worry, I’ll keep you updated.

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it always amazed me at how bad the offerings were…at an ag school!

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by son of ggf on Jan 30, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

VGs (our cafe) isnt awful

Its just that you can either get pasta, a sandwich, salad, or another dish that they change like once a week. It gets old fast. Metro (our cafeteria) is fucking disgusting. And I have really really low standards for food.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

chicken parm... i guess

living at home i guess you just have whatever your dad makes you, so i mean, i’m not complaining, but it’s definitely getting old, rather cook myself

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, enjoy it while you can, man

Every time I go visit my parents I’m like PLEASE COOK ME SOMETHING I EAT FROZEN ENCHILADAS AND PUB FOOD SEVENTY FIVE PERCENT OF THE TIME

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

no doubt

haha, i mean, is it because you have no time to really cook anything else? or what?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

partially

I used to cook more when I didn’t live alone; it’s super boring and my kitchen is tiny.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

eh, yea. It’s a little more fun to cook with others there, plus it gets old cleaning everything up as well. Probably takes me about 20 minutes to clean everything on average, and that was without a dishwasher, and we had the same problem at school, small kitchen

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

oh christ yes the dishwasher

There are days when I would put up with my mood-swingy, morose, binge-drinking roomies again just for the fucking dishwasher.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

haha, seriously? should’ve just broken it and said, “here, there’s your fucking dishwasher, you jackasses”

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

I should rephrase – I mean, I prefer living alone, but man I miss affording a place with a dishwasher. The roommates were part of that package.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, i guess i’m slightly different where i like living with others for the company, plus the cost, but yea, couldn’t stand living with more than one person. Rent was always fun when i was at school, “alright so who’s paying for cable, electricity? Ok, well i’ll pay this, you pay that, then we’ll switch it up next month”

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

easy to switch up chicken parmesan. Use cream of mushroom or curry

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He won’t let you cook for the both of you?

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by baetown415 on Jan 30, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

well... he's the dad who wants to try to do way too much and everything

i mean, he knows i’m a hell of a cook, and can cook pretty much anything, but he just wants to do everything himself. ha, whatever i guess. What Lies said, enjoy it while i can

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

wow

for me living at home is “you have to help cook dinner at least 5 of 7 nights a week” and usually plan at least one or two meals a week myself.

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2012 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, i mean, i did that throughout college for two years. To do that almost everyday, i’d be ok with that, love cooking for myself with no plan, just throw stuff together

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

it's not so bad

i really have gotten into cooking over the past year and my parents are interested in trying out new things as well, so it’s fun.

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice, that’s pretty good especially since your parents are interested in trying new things, so you can basically try to cook new recipes and throw stuff together. Kinda want to start making more of my grandmothers recipe’s from Armenia

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

what is Armenian food?

I picture sorta vaguely Greek.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah I think it’s sort of Turkish, except like with the Greeks, don’t EVER say that, because they hate the Turks (for good reason)

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

sure

Like how Irish & English food are nothing alike.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, whiskey and ale aren’t anything alike.

/that’s racist

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/that’s true

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

jponry’s pretty spot on with it. Shishkabob, pilaf, boreg, basically lamb, rice, and boreg is a pastry you bake that has philo dough and cheese with spinach inside.

Kofta is pretty amazing as well

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

boreg sounds like spankopita

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

it pretty much is, haha

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

sweet

I just looked up Armenian restaurants in Seattle; apparently one of them is one of the few places on the west coast that serves lamecun/lamejun/“Armenian pizza.” Looks intriguing.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m surprised there are places up in Seattle. Yea, the Armenian pizza is pretty amazing, you don’t really have to cook it up at all, just eat it cold.

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Seattle’s got a pretty good selection of ethnic food, doesn’t it?

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, about as much as any major American coastal city

Compared to SF there’s more & better Thai, less & worse Mexican, more straight-up seafood as opposed to culture-specific seafood dishes, and a craze for teriyaki that you don’t really find in the Bay Area.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh, didn’t know that, of all the time’s i’ve been up there in Seattle, i guess my parents didn’t care for the ethnic food and went straight for the seafood

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

More and better Thai?

Intriguing.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, it's way more prevalent than the City

At least, the City up until 2007 when I moved; not sure if there was a Thaisplosion in recent years.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I was pretty happy with what I had available down on the Peninsula, to be honest.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

that might be part of it

I lived in SF proper so I didn’t spend a lot of time outside of the immediate area. Regardless, Seattle has a broad range of really good Thai.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

omgggg lamecun is sooo goood

i had it in Germany.

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Not many Armenian restaurants in SF.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

One would think that Los Angeles would be the place for that.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

yea... not many

we just go to the Armenian Bazaar in Oakland, at St. Vartan during October, just get a TON of food to bring back. Frozen

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

A quick Google search came up with Paul K’s on Gough.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

huh

thanks! Going to definitely remember that and make a note of that when i’m up there, probably get something for take out

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

On their website:

Owner Paul Kavouksorian’s Armenian heritage sits front and center in his menu, but his dishes transcend any one cultural designation. Many hints of Greek and North-African dishes like the dinner menu’s mezze platter delight the palate…

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

OOOOOOOO MEZZE. wow. Yea, whenever i go back to Detroit, this is all we have, either that or shishkebab, chickenkebab, anything like that

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Dinner menu

http://www.paulkrestaurant.com/menu-dinner.htm

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

woa

17 bucks for Moussaka? what. That’s what my family in detroit would make maybe twice a week

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s the location of the place. It’s geared toward people who go to the opera (probably).

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

makes sense

got to bring a littllllleeeee bit of cash

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I helped out some when I was living at home

But my dad’s too much of a control freak in the kitchen to let anyone else cook regularly.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

pasta with a chanterelle and shitake sauce!

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2012 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

update

omg it’s delicious

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

It sounds pretty good.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

it turned out pretty awesome

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Dumb frozen italian thing tonight…
Though this week will be great:
Thursday: http://palomino.com/
Friday: http://www.boinabraza.com/
Saturday: http://www.mortons.com/cincinnati/
Sunday: http://www.mccormickandschmicks.com/locations/cincinnati-ohio/efifthst.aspx
Monday: http://skylinechili.com/

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by Giant among Angels on Jan 30, 2012 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

obligatory:

Ew Skyline.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Never had it.

Were going to go last year but, McCormick’s had a bar special that was too good to pass up. I mean, I need to try it at least once.

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by Giant among Angels on Jan 30, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Chicken (seasoned with Lawry’s & Garlic) and fully loaded baked potato.

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by ResDog on Jan 30, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, I went lazy and just cooked down some greens.
Bacon, onion, greens, apple cider vinegar, hot sauce.
Kind of shocked to find that it’s turned out so well.

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by waelwulf on Jan 30, 2012 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOO

My Xbox 360 is dead

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by operation carrot on Jan 30, 2012 6:52 PM PST reply actions  

Red ring of death?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

no i had an open tray error

which i tried to fix on my own
and now fucked up the tray even worse

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by operation carrot on Jan 30, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Viking funeral time?

by Monsanto on Jan 30, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

goddamn it

tonite was the nite i was finally supposed to beat my friend at ssf4

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by operation carrot on Jan 30, 2012 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

A little help anyone?

Photobucket

I reeeeally want to repost this pic somewhere with a Jeff Dunham puppet on his hand, but have no photoshop access.

by iHateBochy on Jan 30, 2012 6:56 PM PST reply actions  

Wasn’t he the target of an unsuccessful recall attempt not too long ago?

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think so. He just got voted in as my Congress Rep last election I think

by iHateBochy on Jan 30, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

June 3, 2008

Didn’t realize it had been so long. This was back when he was in the State Senate, of course; Congressmen aren’t subject to recall.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe if you posted a bigger picture. . . .

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, sorry bout’ that

by iHateBochy on Jan 30, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: i know not many people care outside of a select few, but STEVE HOLT!!!! will be on KNBR at 7:30

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 7:10 PM PST reply actions  

WOOHOO

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

and you don’t have to hear Eric Byrnes, who isn’t back yet.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Dave Benz>Byrnes

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

A pitbull>Byrnes

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Benz talking about how they'll be a 3 seed maybe? jeeze

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Even if they run the table, no higher than 5.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

agreed

and i’d be perfectly fine with that. I agree with him saying, that if you put them on a neutral floor, they can definitely run the table in the tournament

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Randy Bennett can recruit whoever he wants out of Australia, every one of those guys

has been pretty damn productive

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoever talked about beef noodles was precient

My wife made beef noodle tonight

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by jctGamer on Jan 30, 2012 7:24 PM PST reply actions  

Damn...I missed the Skyrim subthread...

Lvl: 43
Breton
61 Nord Warrior
Thane of Windhelm
Nightengale
Dovakhin, Speaker of Thu’un
Killer of Alduin
Murderer of Cicero
Murderer of Emperor Titus Mede II
Dragon Kill Count: 28
Dark Brotherhood member
Husband of Camilla
Friend of Paarthurnax
Own home in Windhelm
Followed by Mjoll The Lioness
ALSO almost married my housecarl, a male

Chose to hold off on the Thieves Guild Main so I could keep the Skeleton Key for a while, don’t want to go talk to Mother, she creeps me out, haven’t started Companion Quest.

Also, I hate the spiders more than anything.

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Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Jan 30, 2012 7:28 PM PST reply actions  

i haven't played in forever

i should this weekend

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

whoops. not 61 nord warrior…

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by bigboneded on Jan 30, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

oh... my god

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

The Companions stuff is kinda fun

I miss the Skeleton Key, but I really wanted to be Guildmaster for the thieves.

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Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t played this game. I thought about buying it during the Black Friday sale when I picked up the PS3 system but got the Uncharted games instead.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

If you get it for PS3, you should know that the “Oghma Infinium” cheat doesn’t work anymore.

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by bigboneded on Jan 30, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I just got to level 10!

Now that my girl works nights, and there is no baseabll on tv… uh oh.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 31, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

these are the dark days of broadcast television

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by son of ggf on Jan 30, 2012 7:31 PM PST reply actions  

Final 5

Pill, Theriot, Fontenot, Mota, Hensley.

Belt will be the starting 1B with Huff in LF, if all else for Bochy to spite people to be able to bench him more often using the Buster needs fresh legs excuse.

Lineup vs RHP: Pagan, Sanchez, Sandoval, Posey, Huff, Cabrera, Belt, Crawford, P
Lineup vs LHP: Pagan, Sanchez, Sandoval, Posey, Cabrera, Huff, Theriot, backup C, P

by MightySlacker on Jan 30, 2012 7:33 PM PST reply actions  

Belt’s not starting.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

what the hell are you doing talking about baseball, this is the Skyrim and Armenian food thread

You might be right about Belt making the roster and getting platooned, just because that’s the worst possible option.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

At least put OT in the subject line.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Sam, Tory, Galen, Ellen, and Saul

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Saw a version of that on sfgate. My kids can’t wait. Will be putting it on the DVR.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

betcha $1 he starts

Don’t need to talk about Skyrim, already platinum’d it and waiting for DLC depresses me, as well as being forced to play FFXIII-2 starting tomorrow. I doubt I’ll enjoy it as much :(

And I’ve never had Armenian food, though I did get my gf to try indian this weekend. She went in saying she wasn’t eating lamb, but she ate the shit out of some Lamb (joe) Rogan

by MightySlacker on Jan 30, 2012 7:38 PM PST reply actions  

Lamb is good, but my people don’t much care for it. Instead, on the rare occasions that they’re not eating fish, they have goat, which isn’t very good.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Goat can be absolutely delicious. There’s a Somalian restaurant here that totally kills it.

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by rotorueter on Jan 30, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

the best goat thing I've ever eaten was goat tacos at a place in Chicago

Just unbelievably tender, and strong without being too gamy.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve found that it’s as annoying to eat as beef can be without actually being good like beef. The taste is far too strong.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

why is beef annoying to eat?

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes it can be really chewy and hard to eat.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

May I suggest finding a better way to cook your beef?

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I know that good beef isn't like that

Hence “sometimes”

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

After a night lesson, we invited my chess teacher to stay for dinner one time when I was 7. My mom made steak of some sort, but it was completely inedible—as Soulbrother says below, it quite literally took 5-10 minutes to chew one piece. It was awful, and I don’t think we ever invited him to stay again, since we were so embarrassed with how take 1 turned out.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like the steak my mom used to make me when I was younger, took 10 minutes to chew one piece.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 30, 2012 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

This is my experience. Cheap steak, poorly prepared.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Mine was cheap cube steak cooked beyond the point of rubbery.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 30, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

As opposed to live goat?

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Partially killed goat.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if they goat you are having isn’t castrated…it makes a difference. Meat is tougher, stringer and smells a little different.

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by say hey nation on Jan 31, 2012 6:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I like goat in some forms

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by baetown415 on Jan 30, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had goat tacos before. That was different.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

There's this Korean goat soup stuff

That’s pretty good

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by baetown415 on Jan 30, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t even know that goats were raised there.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t see any goat dishes when I was there.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 31, 2012 7:56 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

You say this because you have never eaten my braised goat shoulder.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 31, 2012 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I want this.

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by rotorueter on Jan 31, 2012 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I had donkey recently, it was nice and lean. Pretty dry though.

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by Unitard on Jan 30, 2012 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t donkey the classic salami meat?

by wcw on Jan 30, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm didn’t know that. I had it abroad.

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by Unitard on Jan 31, 2012 12:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Huh. The google tells me I may be thinking of ‘winter salami’.

by wcw on Jan 31, 2012 6:32 AM PST up reply actions  

She went in saying she wasn’t eating lamb, but she ate the shit out of some Lamb (joe) Rogan

Does that mean she is vegetarian?

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by iammclovin on Jan 30, 2012 7:40 PM PST reply actions  

LOL

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah...

I wish I could say that was art.

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by iammclovin on Jan 30, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz

No, she just doesn’t try new things, which is irritating because 90% of the things I get her to try she likes, but it doesnt carry over.

Like 5 minutes after we got our meal I said we should try “xyz” and she said she wasnt going to eat it. So I said “Uh, you just said that about the lamb and you were completely wrong” and her reply was “Well, now I got a new favorite I can order here so i dont have to try anything else”

plink plink

by MightySlacker on Jan 30, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Tortured, Mr. Wanderer, other interested parties: Tyson’s in the last segment of Rock Center. :49 into the show.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 7:50 PM PST reply actions  

Thanks!

I’ll be watching.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

There's also an interview with Bryan Cranston

on the Sundance Channel at 8, if anyone out there cares.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, he's a valley boy.

Canoga Park!

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m looking forward to the show’s move to 9:00 ET next week. Then I can go to bed at 10:00. Winner.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you doing Morning Edition again?

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, heavens no. I just like to go to bed at 10:00.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

get an early start to your day? or just used to it now

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I’m used to it. And otherwise, I’d sleep until, like, nine. Can’t do that. I’ve already blown the whole ‘getting up at seven’ plan out of the water. Eight’s a nice compromise.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha, exactly what i do now, used to wake up at like 10, go to bed around 11 or 12, but now i just wake up around 7 or 8, usually 8. Feel good, gives me time to do a ton of applying to jobs and all

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

psh

6:45 or bust

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

6:15 here.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 30, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to wake up at 5:30, I don’t miss that, but I’ve really got to get on a 6 or 6:30ish schedule, not the 8:30-8:45 one I’ve been on since Christmas!

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I would love to be on an 8:30 schedule, but work calls.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 30, 2012 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Graham wakes up at 6:45 but it’s PM.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

too much studying

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah

But AM is about when I fell asleep last night.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Ideally, I’d get up a few minutes before seven so I can catch the beginning of CBS This Morning and be all crabby and stuff before eight. But usually, I turn on the TV from bed, watch the first few minutes to make sure we’re all still alive, then roll over and go back to sleep until eight.

It’s magnificent.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

If I can sleep til 8, I'm happy.

Even on the weekend, I just wake up. Then again, if I stop working for a week or two, I become my normal, night person self.

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by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I left out the part where I wake up periodically for no reason. I really hate that.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I wake up every night [well morning] at 2:35. I don’t know if a neighbor comes home and wakes me up or the cat does something… but it happens almost every night.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

that's pretty creepy

the worst is when waking up an hour before your alarm is supposed to go off

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I get up, use the facilities and take my thyroid meds [which have to be taken on an empty stomach]

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

so literally right when you wake up then

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

you have to take your meds....

and yea, i should probably consider working out or going for a walk in the morning rather than at sunset

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I was doing that at like 7-730ish then we had that really cold weather… staying in bed ’til it warmed up was just too tempting. Especially when the cat comes in and parks herself on my feet.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

yea, i’ve done that myself now too. Trying to get the dog house broken is a pain, so i put him in my room, have him sleep in his bed, then in the morning, i wake up and lay in bed for like a half hour, have the dog jump up on the bed and relax by my feet, it’s nice

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, well you aren’t supposed to eat for at least an hour after you take it either so taking it at like 3am covers all the bases.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

ugh, that's stressful, has to be

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Mrs. B has the same stuff going on. I wake up hungry… drives me nuts waiting an hour to wolf down even a piece of toast.

by Bar None on Jan 30, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

When I was working it was a real pain. I’d have to grab my breakfast and wolf it down before the kids got there. So the waking up in the middle of the night is a mixed sort of blessing.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup, and the eating schedule for teachers is just screwy. She never gets a decent lunch, so then she comes home starving and it’’s a mad rush to get food on the table by 6 – 6:30. When we’re really old we’ll be All-Star blue plate specialists.

by Bar None on Jan 30, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I try to eat dinner between 5 and 6 so that by around 3am I can honestly say I’m taking the meds on an empty stomach.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

The best is waking up 5 hours before your alarm goes off, you feel like you get to go back to sleep forever.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 30, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

that is definitely a great feeling

and you also feel like you got a good amount of sleep already

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate menopause.

I used to sleep like the dead, now I wake up all the time. At least I get some reading done.

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by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Morning Edition permanently altered my sleep habits. I haven’t been able to get a good night’s sleep since. It’s better now, but not like it was before.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

That sucks.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I would think eventually it’ll work itself out. Have you read any of the studies done on people who work like grave yard shifts and have sleep problems? Maybe some of the techniques they use for those people would help you?

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t know there were such studies. Definitely worth looking into.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I seem to be remembering something done with factory workers? but I think cops who work all crazy shifts also have those weird sleep pattern problems.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

The worst is inconsistency – having to change from day to night schedule. I worked graveyard for years and it just got to the point where sunrise made me sleepy. Also, blackout curtains.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 31, 2012 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

This might be a decent place to start. In undergrad, I audited a class with Dr. Dement, who is a leading expert on sleep research. If you’d like, I can see if I can dig up old class material on graveyard shift stuff.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the link. I’ll poke around and see what I can find.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

What will you do, one day, when we’re not all alive? Will you actually get out of bed?

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. And I’ll call the office to see if I need to come in early to anchor coverage of all of us being dead. If the answer’s no, I’ll read the paper and eat a Toaster Strudel.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Why was Baggs predicting Mota on a minor league deal?

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by waelwulf on Jan 30, 2012 7:53 PM PST reply actions  

If Pill makes the 25-man over Belt I'm becoming an A's fan.

For, like, 12 minutes.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 30, 2012 7:58 PM PST reply actions  

I’m already squirreling away my Rangers gear.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like we’re going to hate each other.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 30, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, we’re going to win the division again. Put that in your Dallas Braden and smoke it.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

At least neither of you are choosing the Angels.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I almost did, because of Albert and the Ceej.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

That was it, the Angels.

I couldn’t ever like them, because of the monkeys.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

they still smell like Eckstein

You can’t get that shit out for decades.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

/flagged if you are

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Only because you have better fans, players, and ownership!!

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 30, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

And Hambino.

HAMBINO, BABY.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Just wait until it’s revealed in 10 years that he’s been doing steroids this entire time, no A’s would ever stoop so low.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 30, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t you dare. He is the pillar of this franchise. The pillar.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just sayin’.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 30, 2012 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

/antlers

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Angels vs Rangers is going to be good this year. LOLAs

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by ResDog on Jan 30, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

/wrinkles nose

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 31, 2012 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

hmmmm......
Slaughter cautioned fans to expect barriers in certain areas of the ballpark where improvements are being made. Down the left-field concourse, the promenade level is being widened to disperse fan traffic and provide better views of the field. Also, the bridge by the Coca-Cola Fan Lot is being expanded.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 8:00 PM PST reply actions  

Nice, definitely thought they needed to expand that part, by the fan lot, was wayyyyyy too narrow.

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is Death Race on my TV right now??

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 30, 2012 8:02 PM PST reply actions  

Watching Mizzou choke against Texas

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

Upset city

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 30, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

WOW

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

epic fail by Texas

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah that was not a pretty sequence

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 30, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Joe v. Brady debate on KNBR

woman says “i’d have to pick Joe because nobody likes Tom Brady” lol

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:14 PM PST reply actions  

“he takes kneel downs”

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

We apparently have a channel “ESPNN” which just shows highlights of actual games of sporting contests. You know, like how ESPN used to be. This is cool.

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by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 8:23 PM PST reply actions  

They should make an MMTV that shows music videos

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by baetown415 on Jan 30, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

They do have that: MTV Hits

by QuakeFan on Jan 30, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

If I still had cable, I’d totally watch that.

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by baetown415 on Jan 30, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s the extra N for?

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t that ESPN News?

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess so.

I’ve never noticed it before. I have tended to ignore the ESPN sections in the past few years, except when they show tennis or baseball.

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by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I miss tennis. But I don’t miss going to bed sometime between 4 AM and 7 AM

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 30, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

Hubby has finished Breaking Bad, so I am going to switch to DirecTV. I think I’ll call them tomorrow. Tennis Channel, here I come!

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Only 4 months to the French Open.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh

But if I have TC, I can watch Davis Cup, all the little tourneys, etc. etc.

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by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

You would also have MLB Network, which is much better at giving baseball highlights than ESPN. They don’t have this big love for the Yankees and Red Sox.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, good point.

Calling them tomorrow.

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by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Last season, MLB Network had a Yankees-Red Sox game. ESPN began it’s coverage with about 5 minutes of the game. MLB Network had about 15-20 minutes in.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Nadal could actually beat Novak in the Finals of the French open

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 30, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

God, I hope someone does.

I can’t even watch Djerko’s matches, he irritates me so much.

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by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s only good after about 9 or 10 PM. Otherwise they put Sportscenter and their crap as programming.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I got lucky, then.

Right now they’re showing some cool sports science shorties. Amazing hockey goaltending thing.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

ESPNEWS is kind of shit.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Definitely a lack of Tebow on ESPN News

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 30, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Three hours a day of Colin Cowherd, though!

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

He doesn’t like Tebow.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a douchebag.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Cowherd

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

yes?

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

How is Tebow a douchebag other than being open about his faith?

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

If you can even consider that douchebaggery.

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Hear, hear.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

what's wrong with tebow?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a bum?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

how

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that’s a play off the bleachers talking about the opposing OFer.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

woops, good call guys

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe can of corn was going with the classic bleacher fan call.

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2012 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

OT -- you know what's bad?

Bad jokes are so bad. Oh so very bad

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by baetown415 on Jan 30, 2012 8:32 PM PST reply actions  

You who’s also bad? Michael Jackson.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 30, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Shamon!

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by rotorueter on Jan 30, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

The chair is not my son.

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by Tortured on Jan 30, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

hater gon hate

actually whats worse is the giants FO, that is a joke

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

No, Michael Jackson agrees.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsUXAEzaC3Q&ob=av2e

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 30, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

KNBR is getting some free pub on MLB Network with a feature on Michael Taylor.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 8:40 PM PST reply actions  

In these closing minutes of the day (ET), I should mention that 165 years ago today, January 30, 1847, a California fishing village called Yerba Buena changed its name to San Francisco. How ’bout that.

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Wouldn’t it be amazing to go back in time and see it then?

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by rotorueter on Jan 30, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure it would be remarkable.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I would buy a nice acre plot downtown somewhere.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 30, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

My guess is it consisted mainly of hipsters and people complaining about the lack of decent public transportation

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 30, 2012 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Protesters. You forgot the protesters.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

And the gays.

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I like to think they were prototype gays. Folks who were still trying to figure out the basics of interior design.

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At least they wouldn’t be out of place with their leather chaps.

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Assless, of course.

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by can of corn on Jan 30, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, that’s a good point.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I read once that Critical Mass back then was awful

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 30, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear it was daily.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 30, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

There were a lot of Mormons, IIRC.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

BYU?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

whiny basketball fans?

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

isn't that what they're always like?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

nah, on Yerba Buena

Sam Brannan came to California as the head of the Mormon expedition.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

And obviously once it became San Francisco, all the hipsters could only talk about was how much they liked San Francisco before it was called that

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 30, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

“Don’t call it ‘Yerba.’ Yerba’s a city in Texas.”

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Well played.

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Mauer

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I would be put to work on the railroad.

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I’d make you stay in the Delorean.

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by rotorueter on Jan 30, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

My favorite early SF picture

Portsmouth Square 1851 ( in Chinatown now)

by Bar None on Jan 30, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I just love the bare hills. (TWHS)

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by rotorueter on Jan 30, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

This was posted last year here. I’ll repost the link of old photos from 1850 to today of various areas of SF: http://www.oldsf.org/#

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Great, I missed that one. I’ll definitely check it out.

by Bar None on Jan 30, 2012 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Great to see what your neighborhood looked liked (if you lived in the city) in the old days.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Out here in the Outer Richmond, it was sand dunes, sand dunes, and more sand dunes.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 30, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Warning on checking that site out. If you don’t have much time, don’t look. It’s easy to spend a long time looking.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Or McCovey Chronicles.

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously. I should be asleep right now.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

chilllll,

you got some time

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I really don’t. It’s tomorrow already.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s only 12:03

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL EST

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this Latin?

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

It means, “All hail those who live in the correct time zone.”

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

yay

Go us!

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I was wondering when TL2 moved to the west coast.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

NEVER

Unless, you know, I got a nice job offer or something.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

“KCBS news time is……”

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Traffic and galoots together, every 10 minutes!

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That'd be sick

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking KPBS in San Diego, but I suppose I could compromise.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice. Josh Weinstein’s “Dr. Larry Erhardt” from MST3K took his surname from Werner.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s like noon in China.

by Bar None on Jan 30, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

now i want to spend time looking at old photos of where i grew up in the lamorinda area, i know they have some of the 1800s

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

My great great grandfather and my great grandfather worked on it. If worked can be used.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, I’m only second generation, so I didn’t have any family in the States back then.

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

My maternal family didn’t move for good until my grandfather came here in the 1960s. But as far as I know, both my great great grandfather and my great grandfather died in the States.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

My great-grandfather was here in the 1860s.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think that’s when my gg grandfather was here. Or thereabouts. Not entirely sure of the chronology.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

My great-grandfather did.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Minty!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jan 30, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

CAUSE WE FIND OURSELVES IN THE SAME OL’ MESS SINGING DRUNKEN LULLABIES

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2012 8:41 PM PST reply actions  

Playing Tony Hawk 4?

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 30, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Listening to one of Flogging Molly’s live albums.

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

whiskey on a Sunday?

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by operation carrot on Jan 30, 2012 9:27 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

wow
Burnzie88 Great night out at sharks foundation wine tasting..If I heard right someone donated 21,000 4 dinner with cranky!!

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 8:50 PM PST reply actions  

O_O 21,000? what

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

They know he doesn’t have to put out at the end of it, right?

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 30, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Just watched the GoT trailer for the 10th time

Can it be April 1st already? I think I’ll watch the series for this book, then start reading the books to go ahead.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 30, 2012 8:51 PM PST reply actions  

I need to finish my AFFC/ADWD reread

but I kind of want to go back to the beginning

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve only watched it twice but I’ve read about ten recaps of it trying to figure out what’s all in there

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 30, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve only seen this once. Didn’t have a clue what was going on.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I love that they picked that Varys speech

Always been one of my favorite little parables from the books. And the music and cuts to various characters were perfect.

Can’t wait for more Tyrion, and Robb, and Daenerys, and dumbass Joffrey, etc. etc. etc.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jan 30, 2012 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Rerun of Iron Chef America is on

Hell yeah.

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 30, 2012 9:02 PM PST reply actions  

who's cooking?

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Batali v. Lefebvre (sp?), battle big eye tuna.

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 31, 2012 12:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I should probably apply to some jobs today... lets see, entry level jobs in Chitown... hmmm

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 9:05 PM PST reply actions  

And apparently Blake Giffin did something unbelievable...

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 9:05 PM PST reply actions  

Ralph Lawler was having orgasm over his dunk.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

how is everyone watching this game

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I just happened to switch to NBA TV and the game is on using the Clippers feed.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

well, to youtube i go

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

or wait until the game is over and check NBA TV or ESPN.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm not even sure i can wait that long, the twitter reaction is insane

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

found it

http://eye-on-basketball.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/34636482

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

The Clippers are beating up the Thunder, too.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

wow... best team in the league

i still don’t know about the Clippers… What else can Blake do other than dunk and a little rebounding

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Clippers are great at home, terrible on the road.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

they've barely played any away games

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

They’ve played one fewer road game than the Warriors.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

And the warriors have played i believe the second fewest games in the NBA

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Love the fact the warriors are being the warriors

mediocrity is absolutely awesome

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems kind of silly that teams play one period of 3 straight days and also have a period of 3 days of no games. Warriors haven’t played since Friday.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

exactly, i dont get it. Basically they’re setting the warriors up for those types of games for later in the year and on the road

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Better to suck so that they keep their pick.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

What would be a pipe dream would be to trade for Kaman

Steinmetz said this:

MSteinmetzCSN Matt Steinmetz
OK, Warriors fans, you want to re-tool? How about deal involving Ellis for Kaman & first-round pick (likey Minnesota’s) with Hornets?
MSteinmetzCSN Matt Steinmetz
Getting New Orleans to give up Minnesota’s pick … it would likely be protected to some extent … maybe top 3 or 5.
MSteinmetzCSN Matt Steinmetz
Under that scenario — trading Ellis for Kaman and a pick, it’s possible Warriors could have 2 lottery picks in 2012 draft.
MSteinmetzCSN Matt Steinmetz
Warriors then could trade Kaman at deadline to contender. As long as he’s not aggregated, I believe it could be done.
MSteinmetzCSN Matt Steinmetz
New Orleans gets Ellis for non-player & saves money by not having to re-sign Gordon.

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

shift-A

Work sucks. What’d I miss?

by wcw on Jan 30, 2012 9:09 PM PST reply actions  

I can’t find my GIMP copy of the Today logo from the ’50s. I was going to use it in some kind of Posey-related way, though I have no idea why.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

DONT GO TO BED

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

But I’m sleepy.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

And I’m grumpy.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm pissed

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

The 8th dwarf. Disney scratched the character feeling he wouldn’t market well to adolescents.

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by ResDog on Jan 30, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Is the 9th dwarf Sleazy?

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Greasy

Ethier is the 9th

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

/flipping switch

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Good night!

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Great. Now I have to stay up to spite you.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 30, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

GO TO BED TL

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Live to smite another day!

by Bar None on Jan 30, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

a rewarding work experience.

by Bar None on Jan 30, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The discussion today has been particularly inconsequential

I can’t really remember anything.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

my copy of the new of montreal album came in the mail

and it came with an airhead

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

and the vinyl is FUCHSIA

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

no, opaque. but it’s not a uniform fuchsia color, it’s sort of mottled. it’s pretty.

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2012 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Ya gotta watch the colored vinyl — sound can be spotty, since plants get tempted to throw any old junk in the pot, counting on the coloring to cover it up. It certainly isn’t common, but I have very bad memories of the gold vinyl Transient Random Noise Bursts With Announcements 2LP.

Thanks to the fact that it was ‘very rare’ I traded it away for something I wanted, but man it sounded like crap.

by wcw on Jan 30, 2012 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t had any issues with my colored vinyls thus far (I’ve got about 9), but I’ll keep it in mind!

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2012 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

As I said, it’s not common, but it happens. Transparent ones, though, more or less have to be good quality pvc. That doesn’t mean the mastering or the pressing are good, but you know the raw material is.

Nine. Man, I used to buy a lot of records.

by wcw on Jan 30, 2012 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

9 is just the fancy special color ones. my collection proper is up to around 80ish? which still isn’t a lot, but it’s pretty cool imo

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2012 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

actually 90+ now probably

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, my point. For me to have.. umm..a hundred or so colored vinyl records, not having bought a record in ten years, is a little creepy. You have a much higher proportion of colored ones, too. 10%? Eek.

by wcw on Jan 30, 2012 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

it’s the big new thing these days to release a ~special limited colored/clear edition of an album

hey dude, i’m jealous, someday i hope to have that crazy of a collection!

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2012 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, back in the day it was LP plus bonus 7". Those were sweet.

Here’s what you do: stop watching teevee except for baseball, go to Amoeba at least once a week, and spend 20% of your disposable income on records. Repeat for ten years.

by wcw on Jan 30, 2012 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Surprises let me know GP cares.

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by Solidarity on Jan 31, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow, so Athletics Nation is a total ghost town now

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 9:11 PM PST reply actions  

the dangers of democracy tbh

benevolent fascism ftw

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it’s more like “the dangers of democracy that isn’t actually democratic but run by a malevolent dictator”

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

So it’s like East Germany back in the day- just call it the A’s Nation Democratic Republic

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 30, 2012 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was reading through all their talking about their site being different and operating on better principles and all that and I couldn’t help but think about how much better it was to just do what Khaleesi says.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah it sounds like way too much work

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Instead of the three strikes system, you just warn people when you feel like it.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck that

Tie them to a funeral pyre and let them burn

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

You will scream. But it’s not your screams I need. Just your life.

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It is known.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 30, 2012 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Shocking

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

SUCK IT A'S!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

The team has been purged as well.

by Bar None on Jan 30, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I like graphs, so I made one to illustrate

Comments per day on their off-topic place over the last three months:

Two points are off the charts.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you grab all that data by hand?

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I just copied the time at which each thread was posted and listed the number of comments and let the spreadsheet do the rest.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

It's green collar baseball!

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Did anybody from MCC get invited for the commercial?

I got an e-mail from them a few hours ago saying that they would sent out another e-mail soon but I haven’t gotten a new message yet :P

by HDiddy on Jan 30, 2012 9:12 PM PST reply actions  

mrs. owlcroft!

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Mrs Owlcroft did

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m shaking my head at these SFGiantsFans responses.

http://twitter.com/sfgiantsfans

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 30, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

i literally can’t stop watching it, that was definitely the dunk of the year… just ruined Perkins

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It's actually the rare dunk that's better in full speed than in slo-mo

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by DFARowand on Jan 30, 2012 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

full speed>slo-mo for that dunk, he was in the air SO long

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe I am in the minority,

but not one of his best. Throwing the ball at the hoop =/= a dunk.

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by scout6 on Jan 30, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

to me it's the best i've ever seen from him

jumping over perkins who also jumps to block it, and throws it in, close enough

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasn’t all that impressed either, but I’m not a basketball person. So I’m no judge.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

/kinda touched the rim

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought

Kenton’s dunk yesterday was better

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by CalBear949 on Jan 30, 2012 11:17 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

LeBron’s

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by CalBear949 on Jan 30, 2012 11:18 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Lebron tweeted that Griffin’s was better.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 11:29 PM PST up reply actions  

man, this neighborhood just keeps getting better and better.

Sacramento police are investigating a homicide that occurred early this evening in the 100 block of Bicentennial Circle, just north of Folsom Boulevard and east of Howe Avenue.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 9:44 PM PST reply actions  

screw that, jeeze

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone writing in Brandon McCarthy’s Twitter sure has anger issues.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 9:58 PM PST reply actions  

huh?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Read it. I don’t want to post here.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

just go to his twitter account?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Read it there

It’s angry unless I’m reading it wrong.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

i mean

i saw the one where someone is saying his careers a joke

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

got it... nevermind, i know what you're talking about... she's got some issues

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t know what issues she has with his wife.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

well, from reading her timeline, she's definitely hating everyone

plus it looks like she doesn’t know how to make words

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

she's definitely loving the attention she's getting though looking at her twitter

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

kinda sounds obscene.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

the conversation between Mccarthy and Morrison is hilarious

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

what is this bullshit

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

WE'RE IN THIS THING!!

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

why!?!!?!?!

god sometimes i just shake my head about the things the Giants do with their promotions and ads

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It sounded like a good idea at the board meeting?

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

excuse me while i go outside with my cool giraffe hat

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t forget your Zito socks!

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

and my panda hat,

can’t wait until i get the Rhino hat, Theriot Fontenot COMBINED! Any other animals?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

If the Giants have a shitty year, they better dump all these animals hats and other crap.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT! ITS CUTE! AND PEOPLE LIKE IT

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

The beard is still here.

As long as they sell, they will be here.

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by scout6 on Jan 30, 2012 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

If I was Wilson, I would cut off the beard without telling them.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I can definitely see that happening

fans at the game wouldn’t know who is closing the game

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

There is a high possibility that Wilson is aware of how much money and security that beard may give him for a few more years.

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by scout6 on Jan 30, 2012 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he’ll shave it after “garden gnome” night. There’s got to be some charity that they could get for some sort of beard shaving fundraiser.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Hope the Giants don’t do what some school did (I know the Giants wouldn’t and can’t): http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/school-suspends-cancer-survivior-teen-over-hair-plans-160537479.html

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw that headline, it looked too annoying to read though.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Kid wanted to grow his hair long for charity and the school suspended him over it.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

but this beard is awesome

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

That description for that particular image makes him look pretty pathetic, actually. I guess it’s just worded limply.

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by Every6thDay on Jan 30, 2012 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder who was given a short time to live.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Joe Frazier. He passed a couple of days later.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 30, 2012 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

The average sports fan thinks closers are super awesome though.

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2012 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure, that's true. It just reads as passive to me.

Like, they could’ve put “scored 4 touchdowns in a single game” under that and I would’ve had the same feeling.

Maybe it’s “as closer” that’s tripping me up. Anyway, I’m having a howie moment. Just ignore me. Carry on!

by Every6thDay on Jan 30, 2012 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, anyone who gets up there in internet years has their howie moments from time to time.

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

and i'm just watching this for the first time

his pick for the Arkansas South Carolina game is unreal

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

BUY ONE! BUY TWO

BUY A PANDA HAT, TOO!

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, it’s killing their attendance and ratings.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 31, 2012 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

This looks like one of those word clouds. One of the marketing execs just ran a filter through their emails or some shit.

by Every6thDay on Jan 30, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Why don't they be honst

“Giants baseball, gimmie your money and shuddup!”

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 31, 2012 7:13 AM PST up reply actions  

You can see?

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 31, 2012 7:19 AM PST up reply actions  

If anyone has a Visa and wants to buy Giants tickets early, they go on sale Thursday at 10 AM. I don’t think opening day is available.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 10:11 PM PST reply actions  

i don’t think it is either. I got that email. We’re going to try and get tickets for the Sunday game.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Checking the website, it doesn’t say it is or it isn’t.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

when I followed the link in the email there was a list of games. The home opener was there, but there was a line through it or an “x” or something that seemed to indicate that tickets for that game weren’t for sale.

I don’t remember what it was, and I’ve closed email for the night. As soon as the ghetto birds fly away I’m going to bed.

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of Visa

considering buying a Giants sweatshirt, one of those under armour type sweatshirts that the minor leaguers were wearing in the last episode of “inside the clubhouse”

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I am trying to decide if I want to go to the April 28 Messenger bag game against the Padres

or the May 4th texting gloves game against the Brewers.

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by scout6 on Jan 30, 2012 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

You don’t want the Wilson gnome?

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Good lord no. Not even to use as a projectile.

And the Mays Statue game looks like the same replica they gave out for Mays’ Bday game last year.

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by scout6 on Jan 30, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re giving away a McCovey statue.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh.

Well then.

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by scout6 on Jan 30, 2012 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That's what I get for just scanning the page.

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by scout6 on Jan 30, 2012 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

How big are these statues they’re giving away? ’Cause bringing a normal sized statue onto MUNI is going to suck

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 30, 2012 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I would say same size as the Mays one so about a foot or so.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Randy Messenger bag game?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

ew

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by Merope on Jan 30, 2012 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

The 2002 Player Bobblehead game

Is that like, ALL of them?

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by scout6 on Jan 30, 2012 10:34 PM PST reply actions  

Will Nen’s arm still be attached on his Bobblehead?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 30, 2012 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s the bobbly part: his arm.

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by Merope on Jan 31, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Broheim?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool face brah

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

This may be a preliminary list but my friend saw the special events giveaways. A Polo Grounds replica is among the items as well as a 2nd Sergio Romo bobblehead.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 10:41 PM PST reply actions  

That would be sweet.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Which one?

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably the replica, since EP is about 70 years old. It would remind him of his youth.

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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, both

But the former I hadn’t heard about.

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by El Person on Jan 30, 2012 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Should be sunny for the Fan Fest. No rain in the forecast this weekend.

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by SFGuy on Jan 30, 2012 10:52 PM PST reply actions  

Oh shit

4 points up on Spurs for the 5th place spot in league, 2 games left. I’m about to play Spurs. Wish me luck.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 11:01 PM PST reply actions  

FUCK BENZEMA COME ON

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, which Spurs? San Antonio or Tottenham?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 30, 2012 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Tottenham

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

So, 1- Go Spurs.

2-isn’t there months left in the season?

3-They’re playing Wigan so that’s not going to help you

4-Go Spurs

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 30, 2012 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

This is my FIFA team. I’m playing as Aston Villa (with a few additions: Benzema, Fellaini, Cissokho,etc) so clinching the Europa League spot is big.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

4 -1 me. This is getting embarrassing.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t realize ESPN3 is showing tomorrow’s Spurs/Wigan game so just by asking, I discovered how I’m going to waste two hours at work tomorrow. So thanks and go FIFA Arsenal

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 30, 2012 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohh what time?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

11:45. Been having trouble getting onto ESPN3 at work and (go figure) and have missed both Real Madrid/Barca games, but with the boss out, I might just go for out.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 30, 2012 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

11:45 AM? West coast? Really?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 11:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Benzema is a beast. Fellaini meh his hair is amazing though.

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Everytime I watch Fellaini he dominates. Maybe thats just against Arsenal.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 31, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

FUUUUCK VDV

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

TRAOREEEEEEEEEE GOAL

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

7 episodes into GOT

The one dude betrayed the other dude when he tried to say that the kid couldn’t be King and the mother got all smug and stuff.

And that pissed me off and now I want the dragon girl to kill everybody, but not before the Bastard Snow gets revenge for not being made a Ranger or something.

And something about the blacksmith’s apprentice or whatever.

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I wish The North Face would put as much effort into their zippers...

…as they do into their Tech.

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by bigboneded on Jan 30, 2012 11:32 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Skip Schumaker's 2012 Baseball card everyone!

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by scout6 on Jan 30, 2012 11:45 PM PST reply actions  

The company also says that it hasn’t given Schumaker a sneak peek at this latest piece of memorabilia, so one can only guess what he thinks of playing second fiddle to the squirrel on his own baseball card. But he can take solace in the fact that some of the cards will feature Schumaker’s face. According to Beckett, the squirrel will only appear on the “short-print” variation of the card, making the squirrel version a valuable find for collectors out there.

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by scout6 on Jan 30, 2012 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there anyone below the age of 30 who collects baseball cards?

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2012 11:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I am 26 and I have a box full of unopened packs in a closet.

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by scout6 on Jan 30, 2012 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I was being facetious, but I wonder about the future of the baseball card industry. It’s been a big part of baseball culture, but its profile has dropped over the years.

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2012 11:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I know.

And I agree with you. I don’t think anyone gives a crap about baseball cards anymore.

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by scout6 on Jan 31, 2012 12:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I was kind of sad when I was able to buy a bunch of Will Clark rookie cards for a few bucks on eBay. I would have killed for one of those cards when I was a kid.

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by Natto on Jan 31, 2012 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

His rookie card was around half the price of Barry Bonds during it’s peak. Bonds’ was around $25-40 bucks in 2002, as I recall.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 31, 2012 12:18 AM PST up reply actions  

/pats whiffle ball bat in hand menacingly
Where you going with those Will Clark cards?

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by ResDog on Jan 31, 2012 6:49 AM PST up reply actions  

There's really only one company left.
New York Times August 5, 2009
The Topps Company will become the exclusive trading card maker of Major League Baseball next year in a multiyear deal that appears to seriously hurt Upper Deck, its primary competitor in the once-vibrant business.

In the 1980s, as collecting cards for fun turned into the more adult pursuit of investing in cards for profit, Topps faced a corps of rivals like Fleer, Donruss, Leaf, Score and, most significantly, the innovative Upper Deck.

The business has shrunk drastically since the mid-1990s. T. S. O’Connell, the editor of Sports Collectors Digest, estimated that it was one-fifth the size it was before the 1994-95 players strike.

Making Topps the official trading card of baseball follows M.L.B.’s business model. It has, for example, an official car (Chevrolet), credit card (MasterCard), soft drink (Pepsi) and cap (New Era).

Topps also produces Bowman which specializes in prospects.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 31, 2012 12:14 AM PST up reply actions  

All the sports cards/comic book stores in San Francisco and Marin County I used to go as a kid are closed down now.

I think a big part of the reason is the popularity of eBay.

Although, the main one I used to go to is still open.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 31, 2012 12:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I stopped collecting at 18.

Though I did buy a couple of Giants cards from a local card shop last year.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 31, 2012 12:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Stock up...

on those 87 Fleer Bonds rookies, maybe some day.

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This is a masterpiece

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Stupid gimmick

Topps produces baseball cards with pieces of bats and balls and other shit. If the squirrel was dead, they’d probably put it on cards as well.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 31, 2012 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah Martinez today!

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by CalBear949 on Jan 31, 2012 6:24 AM PST via Android app reply actions  

I’m thinking the Giants would rather have Belt on the roster in another situation, but considering the current makeup of the roster, they’ll go a different way.

Ok. Confidence in Giants fandom is low, and for good reason. I get this. But to argue that Belt will not find a place on the 25 man roster come opening day is kind of ridiculous.

I find it funny that most of the comments in this thread are of the following thrust: “Obviously the Giants would be better with Belt in the lineup, and it is certainly something that they would do, but I just don’t see Sabez giving him a lineup spot over Schierholtz. Because, defense…arm things…because Sabean!”

If most of us are in agreement that Belt should be starting, why do we think that the front office does not feel the same way? Are we to assume that they pressured the kid to play winter baseball so he could be the starting first basemen for the Grizzlies? Have we come to believe that Brett Pill’s bat is so valuable that his ability to pinch hit against tough lefty relievers is worth a full season’s worth of at bats from Belt? Since when has Schierholtz been considered a starting outfielder by the Giants? He couldn’t beat out John Bowker for the job, of all people. Now, all of a sudden, a player who would be the unquestionable top prospect for the team had he not lost his prospect status during a rookie season in which he struggled (which is pretty common for rookies, the struggling), isn’t good enough to bump Schierholtz out of the starting lineup?

The front office has its faults. They make often obtuse and sometimes outright rude comments to the media and are rarely forthright with their intentions. But I do not think they are incompetent, and I believe that most resources we have access to as fans they also have access to. For example, surely someone who has an influence over roster makeup has noticed the very positive offensive projections for Belt in 2012. Surely someone has noticed that, over 200+ PA, Belt was worth 0.7 WAR, which projects to a roughly league average player over a full season of 600+ PA. And that’s not accounting for any possible improvement.

It is my belief that Grant’s 85% unironic claim that Brandon Belt will not be on the opening day roster is based almost entirely on a fatalist fandom mentality than anything we have been led to believe by the various representatives of the Giants Brass.

I’m sorry if this sounds harsh. I don’t think any of you are stupid. I just think, you know, that you oughta hear yourselves sometimes.

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by mhad on Jan 31, 2012 6:55 AM PST reply actions  

Basically

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 31, 2012 7:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Remember that Brandon Belt took Cody Ross’ spot on the 25 man following Cody’s spring training injury. When he (Ross) was activated from the DL, Belt was optioned to Fresno. People like to make a dramatic story about how the FO was jerking the kid around and screwing with his head, but it also stands to reason that he was simply taking Ross’ place on the roster during an injury.

The scenario is different this year.

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by mhad on Jan 31, 2012 7:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't really see how it is

yet again, for Belt to play, the Giants are going to have to be comfortable playing Huff in the outfield. I’m not sure that’s going to happen, despite whatever they might say in the media, after last year’s disaster.

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by jponry on Jan 31, 2012 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

For this year’s scenario to be the same, you’d have to believe that a) neither of Belt or Huff can play left field, or b) Schierholtz is a better player than Belt. I find neither to be plausible, but that’s just me.

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by mhad on Jan 31, 2012 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Why would it be so hard to imagine Huff playing left field?

Melky Cabrera in RF is another issue, though.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 31, 2012 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Well yeah it's different

It’s similar in a lot of ways too.

I mean, shit, if Belt hits .200 in spring training, he’s going to AAA. That’s a goddam fact.

by GiantPain on Jan 31, 2012 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

You were probably employing hyperbole, but no, that is not a fact.

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by mhad on Jan 31, 2012 7:46 AM PST up reply actions  

My point is that the future is full of possibility and there are no doubt a host of circumstances that could result in a struggling Belt still being given a 25man spot. Don’t you think that your assertion being a “goddamn fact” is just a little bit closed-minded?

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by mhad on Jan 31, 2012 7:55 AM PST up reply actions  

And asserting your opinion as “goddamn fact” takes the closed-mindedness to another level, is my point.

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by mhad on Jan 31, 2012 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Does the fact that it is a “goddamn fact” make it less closed minded?

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by say hey nation on Jan 31, 2012 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Would it make you more comfortable if I said that

“If Belt hits .200 in spring training, he’s going to AAA. That’s a goddam event with a 99.99% chance of occurring, given properly fulfilled qualifiers.”

by GiantPain on Jan 31, 2012 7:59 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Well, no, because you obviously pulled that number out of your ass.

Forget the whole fact/opinion business. I think your point is that there are iterations where Belt does not make the 25 man roster. This is true, but the exact nature of those iterations are hard for us to discern. Hopefully you can agree on this.

Personally, I think it is more likely he does not get a spot due to injury versus numerical struggle.

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by mhad on Jan 31, 2012 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Give us one scenerio where, with the whole roster healthy, Belt makes the team hitting 0.200 in ST?

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by say hey nation on Jan 31, 2012 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Belt’s .200 avg is supported by a high OBP and SLG, lots of hard hit outs, a solid plate approach that shows an attempt at solving some of the issues he discovered in 2011, good defensive play at both 1B and in LF, and a generally fairly small sample size that should not be taken too seriously?

I don’t know man, you are really only limited by your imagination in this exercise.

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by mhad on Jan 31, 2012 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I suppose I should add that I do not think it is likely that Belt hits 200 in ST. Hypothetically, if he did, I suppose that would put his ML readiness in a slightly more skeptical light than had he raked.

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by mhad on Jan 31, 2012 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

But we have to project onto the Giants FO.

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by say hey nation on Jan 31, 2012 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

And that is where you lose me. I do not buy the argument that the FO cannot see something that we, as fans, can see.

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by mhad on Jan 31, 2012 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, I never said they can’t not see things we cannot. Or, uh, something like that.

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by mhad on Jan 31, 2012 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL projection.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 31, 2012 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

If you aren't at least a little closed-minded about your opinion

Why is it your opinion?

If it’s your opinion, you have to believe it’s more correct than any other opinion. That’s at least a little closed-minded.

by GiantPain on Jan 31, 2012 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaha, keep parsing.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 31, 2012 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Um, yeah. Belt is going to AAA if everyone is healthy and he hits 200 this spring.

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by say hey nation on Jan 31, 2012 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

.

Brian Sabean 01/28/2012:
“We need a bounce back season from Aubrey. We need Belt to come on.”

It appears that both are in Sabeans plans for next season. Both are part of his formula for winning next season.

2011 Spring Training
.282 (20-71) with five double, three homers, 10 runs, 13 RBI, 6 BB, and a .817 OPS

2011 DOMINICAN WINTER LEAGUE
.300 (30-for-100) with eight doubles, three homers, 14 runs and 11 RBI.

I’m not concerned about Belt having a poor Spring Training.

I fully expect Belt to be on the 25 man roster if he does what he’s expected to do. And if he isn’t, fuck the Giants.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 31, 2012 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Spring training stats are almost uniformly useless

But the Giants will use them to make decisions.

You may say that you’re “not concerned about Belt having a poor Spring Training”, but it’s spring training. It’s 30ish games. Anyone can look phenomenal or terrible for that amount of time. And if Belt hits .200, he’s going to the minors.

by GiantPain on Jan 31, 2012 7:54 AM PST up reply actions  

If he does noticeably poorly in spring training, I would think there was something wrong with him.

He also could still bat .200 by being unlucky and hitting a bunch of hard outs.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 31, 2012 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

If he does noticeable poorly, I would be in favor of him going to Fresno. For example, if he strikes out every other at bat, he probably has something he needs to work on some more. I mean, there is no guarantee he’s the real deal.

Sabean said Belt is already in Arizona working out right now. He should be prepared to enter camp and do what he needs to do to win a spot on the team.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 31, 2012 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope.

Brandon Belt should be on the major league team starting every day no matter what happens in Spring Training.

by GiantPain on Jan 31, 2012 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Now you are speaking my language. I am assuming that this is your personal conviction, and the rest of your arguments are based on what you believe the front office will do?

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by mhad on Jan 31, 2012 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I think that's pretty much the basis for most of the naysaying around here.

The Giants’ FO has been entrenched for so long that the rhetoric isn’t hard to divine and then use for predictions.

by Every6thDay on Jan 31, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Well I personally don’t have a high threshold. All he needs to do is not look like a fucking joke out there.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 31, 2012 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I predict

He will look like Brandon Belt.

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by mhad on Jan 31, 2012 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

This is a front office that traded to get Orlando Cabrera.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 31, 2012 7:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Also the front office that picked up Pat Burrell. What is your point?

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by mhad on Jan 31, 2012 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree with

but with less emotions

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by CalBear949 on Jan 31, 2012 8:21 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

jaysonst Jayson Stark
Fun Pat Burrell facts from @billyball: Had the same career OPS as Roberto Clemente & the same OBP as Carlos Beltran billy-ball.com

by GiantPain on Jan 31, 2012 7:09 AM PST reply actions  

of course

Clemente played during a very low offense era, while Burrell played during a very high offense era, and Clemente had enormously more defensive/baserunning value, but it’s still cool.

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by jponry on Jan 31, 2012 7:15 AM PST up reply actions  

neutralize Burrell's stats to 1966 Pittsburgh

and his OPS goes down to .795!

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by jponry on Jan 31, 2012 7:18 AM PST up reply actions  

1968

.731, holy shit

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by jponry on Jan 31, 2012 7:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I think Pat Burrell will go down in history as one of the most under appreciated players in baseball.

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by say hey nation on Jan 31, 2012 7:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Not by Giants fans.

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by mhad on Jan 31, 2012 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

So you are just going to crap all over everyone?

Awesome.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 31, 2012 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

My apologies, mhad

I’m not sure why this ended up here.

lulz

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 31, 2012 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought you were being a little harsh

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by rotorueter on Jan 31, 2012 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

You almost made me shad.

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by mhad on Jan 31, 2012 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I rxmeister'd myself

It was meant for the Billy Swift guy.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 31, 2012 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

In that case, you have my full support, even if you have to practice on me.

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by mhad on Jan 31, 2012 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Really? I’m surprised he never made an all-star team, but still … he was pretty meh.

by Evan on Jan 31, 2012 7:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe its b/c I am in Philly but the amount of hate /displeasure I hear for that guy that goes around is pretty amazing.

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by say hey nation on Jan 31, 2012 7:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Why would Phillie fans hate him? Just because they’re Phillie fans?

by Evan on Jan 31, 2012 7:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it has to do with him putting up his best season of his career in his third year, signing a big contract and never really coming close to that type of production again.

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by say hey nation on Jan 31, 2012 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

But he still led the league in not being J.D. Drew!

by Evan on Jan 31, 2012 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

But fans in Philly are the greatest in the world and we don’t like people who don’t give it 110%. Pat had the talent but was lazy. Dude was more interested in night life than baseball. But fans in Philly respect effort b/.c we are the best fans in the world. We really respect great players but if your aren’t the best in the l;eague FUCK YOU! WE ARE THE BEST FANS IN THE WORLD! Pat Burrell never hit 300 or 40 hr’s. FUCK PAT BURRELL AND HIS MONEY HE STOLE FROM OUR TEAM. Did I mention that Philly has the best fans in the world? They do. FACT!

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by say hey nation on Jan 31, 2012 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Zito'd

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by Solidarity on Jan 31, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Did he sleep with all their wives?

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Jan 31, 2012 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, he did sleep with all of them, but only on Sundays.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 31, 2012 8:10 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I don’t think so. He was pretty clanky.

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by rotorueter on Jan 31, 2012 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Belt

The last three non-pitching roster spots will be Belt, Pill and eitther Theriot or Burriss. My guess is Theriot takes the last spot and Emmanuel will be released at some point. There is no way they can leave Belt off the roster. They can’t, they can’t, they can’t!!

by Robert Burroughs on Feb 1, 2012 11:04 AM PST reply actions  

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