Pat Burrell Retirement Link Dump
Of course Pat Burrell gets a retirement link dump. It couldn't be any other way.
- A Thank You to Pat Burrell - McCovey Chronicles
The fare-thee-well post that started the whole craze. - Veteran Clubhouse Presence by Pat the Bat: Retirement Package (part 1) - The Good Phight
If you haven't read the series by Wet Luzinski over at The Good Phight, he puts links at the end of this piece for surfing convenience. - Pat Burrell Hook-Up Stories Are Plentiful, Apocryphal ...
In case if you're wondering where all Pat-Burrell-is-lecherous jokes come from, this isn't a bad place to start. - Pat Burrell says a naughty word - YouTube
This is a video of Pat Burrell swearing on live television. This is important. - UPDATE: Giants not releasing Pat Burrell on Thursday
Never forget the panic. Never forget the rage. Never forget. - Aubrey Huff on Pat Burrell's last game - YouTube
Courtesy of Bay Area Sports Guy, this is a short clip of Aubrey Huff getting a little sentimental over his buddy's last game. - The Bat Stands Pat: A look back at Burrell’s career - Big League Stew - MLB Blog - Yahoo! Sports
A pretty comprehensive look back at Burrell's career. He'll be remembered by most as a Phillie, but I sort of forgot that he even played with any other teams. ♥ U PAT
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I wonder what ring means more to him
he was a philly longer
but his giants ring was one of redemption
Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
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by operation carrot on Jan 30, 2012 10:34 AM PST via Android app reply actions
/WS commemorative cock ring
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
More World Series rings (2) than hits in the World Series (1).
Anagram of "SF Giants season" = GAS OF NASTINESS
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jan 30, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
Never Forget

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
by jctGamer on Jan 30, 2012 10:36 AM PST reply actions 6 recs
I mean
During a famous Penthouse interview in which he ruffled feathers in 2001, Burrell explained that he “never” wears underwear. His Phillie teammates used to refer to him as “bait,” as in “Pat the Bait,” according to a story from the Philly Inquirer:
During Burrell’s first few years with the club, before he was married, the older players used to command him to make appearances at the bar while the Phillies were on the road. They dangled him as “bait” to attract women.
How can you not love this guy
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
aw yeah

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by rotorueter on Jan 30, 2012 10:43 AM PST reply actions 8 recs
Bud power?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Classic!
Harbaugh -- "We're not into answering questions"
by Critical Roach on Jan 30, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
god I can't believe I had forgotten about this gif
2010 seems so long ago now.
The first six innings are overrated.
I'll forever miss his home run vs. LA in July 2010
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
I remember being totally fed up with that game and then bang! Turning point.
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
I was doodling on the back of my score sheet. There is a pencil streak across the page from me jumping out of my seat.
Is it February 19 yet?
Swung on there's a shot
deep to left field… way way back there…GOOD BYE! HOME RUN for Pat Burrell! A line shot it just would not come down, and the Giants have gone ahead 2-1.
I will always remember those words
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Swung on there’s a shot deep to left field… way way back there…GOOD BYE! HOME RUN for Pat Burrell! A line shot it just would not come down, and the Giants have gone ahead 2-1.
Is it just me or did anyone else read this in Miller’s voice ?
/could have been Kuip or Flemming, but I heard it as Miller. Must be body bias.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Got to be Jon Miller.
Kuip would have told us it was outta there.
by mrs. owlcroft on Jan 30, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
Miller says “good bye” I don’t think the others do. Well either that or “¡Adios Pelota!”
It’s outta here is K’s
I don’t know what Flemming says
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Did not know this...
His home run call for Hispanic batters is now punctuated, “Adios, pelota!”
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HE NEVER HAD PUNCTUATION BEFORE
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions
I don’t know what Flemming says
Why, he says, “It is … go-one!”
by non sequitur on Jan 30, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions
/voice cracks
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Is Miller is being a little racist when he says "Adios Pelota" only for hispanic players?
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
lol
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
Only to Italian players
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But who cares about them?
/Natto’d
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wat
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
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Mayor of Smug.
All I know is that if I were playing in the Venezuelan Leagues, and a Venezuelan announcer said “Goodbye, baseball!” after one of my home runs, I’d be deeply DEEPLY offended.
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane
Mayor of Smug.
/smugly adjust monocle
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No, but his call for a more secure outfield fence might have been.
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Jon Miller wants to electrify the outfield fence. That seems a little extreme to me.
Ask me about my blog.
The moat with the sharks beyond the fence is perfectly reasonable though.
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Jon Miller has advocated use of drones to patrol the outfield fence and likes the idea of Arizona’s pool to keep unwanted individuals out.
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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Whatever happened to that plan to use hawks to control the seagulls at the park?
by non sequitur on Jan 30, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
CAW!
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
These hawks ?

Kind of cool, but kind of creepy too.
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UNPACK
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
UNPACK UNPACK UNPACK
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Is acknowledging that hispanic players speak Spanish racist?
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions
“Swung on there’s a shot” — I’ve listened to all three enough to know that only Jon says this.
by non sequitur on Jan 30, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions
…it’s headed to Oakland!!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Especially the “there’s a shot” part. For instance, this.
by non sequitur on Jan 30, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
yes, i definitely thought this was Jon Miller
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who didnt
- SF GIants Baseball 2011 = *sigh* Home of 6 World Series Titles
- SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = *sigh* Home of the 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
- WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US??? The ny giants sadly =(
- A fan of the Warriors and Lakers.
I was driving to the south bay to a family party when that happened.
My dad and I were going nuts, Miller called it perfectly.
The FOX call of the home run was very disappointing.
The FOX call of the home run was very disappointing.
Color me surprised
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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He had a pretty epic homerun in SD too.
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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
ITS OFF THE WESTERN METAL SUPPLY COMPANY BUILDING!!!!
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The one in Colorado in September, too.
by non sequitur on Jan 30, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions
I was there!
It was awesome. The Dodger fans I was with were not happy.
The way Dodgers fans should always be.
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by speckops on Jan 30, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions 8 recs
One of the craziest moments I’ve ever witnessed at the Phone Booth. That place went absolutely bonkers.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 30, 2012 12:15 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=10465835&c_id=mlb
The full replay, and…
http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=10489779&c_id=mlb
Game recap, with Jon’s call on KNBR.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Never has somebody gotten so much revenge on an all boys high school.
Thanks for your time as a Giant, Pat. Best of luck at whatever you pursue next.
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
dontcha mean “whoever” ?
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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Yup, in this line.
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"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane
Mayor of Smug.
I posted on it, too. It was the perfect amalgamation of wrongness with one part (minor) John Bowker bitching and one part Burrell bitching.
Ask me about my blog.
Also, the more you look back on Huff and Burrell in 2010 and it’s hard not to think the Giants were a team of destiny or some crap.
Ask me about my blog.
Happily queues here.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Yeah, I was kind of “meh” about the signing, but was happy about the outcome.
2012 is going to be awesome!
I think the thinking was “even if his bat comes back, and that’s a huge IF, his defense is probably so bad as to negate any of it”
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane
Mayor of Smug.
Oh, his defense was still bad. But he was all “sup, dingers.”
Ask me about my blog.
by xanthan on Jan 30, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
He and Huff were much less clankmitt in the outfield in 2010 than I would’ve imagined possible.
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One of the original members of the Pat Burrell Bandwagon!!!
feel dirty now.
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This is late, but LOL ME!
I’m going to break out a little math
Let’s say Burrell hits like he did during his last season in Philly (not that I expect him to, but I feel like this is the absolute best he’ll do). According to Statcorner park-adjusted wOBA, he would be worth 16.7 runs above average per 600 PA’s. Let’s also say that Nate hits at a conservative -5 per 600 PA’s. That’s a difference of about 22 runs.
Now for defense: Burrell’s career UZR/150 is -7.8. Ignoring aging (oldjacket, help me out!), let’s call Burrell -8. Now, Nate’s career UZR/150 is 23.1. I have a hard time believing Nate is one of the greatest defensive outfielders of all time, and he’s only had about 1290 innings (or its equivalent) out there. I’ll regress him about 50% of the way toward average to about 11 runs. That’s a difference of about 19 runs.
So: basically, the difference between the best case scenario for Burrell and a conservative estimate of Nate is about 3 runs in Burrell’s favor. Nate please.
Aaron King is still my homeboy… iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
by baetown415 on Jun 9, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up actions 8 recs
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
professional hitter
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It's better to be 0 and 1 than 0 for 1.
by mrs. owlcroft on Jan 30, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
lol Rowand
lol Tejada
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
He rode to the rescue like Percival, even while he fielded like a T. Rex.
I suppose that makes him Valtrex.
My son is Madison Bumgarner, the Bipolar Stuffed Sheep of pitching prospects. My other son is a Porsche.
That’s the simplex explanation I’ve heard yet.
by GameSix on Jan 30, 2012 11:19 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
Sitting at a Starbucks on the corner of Fremont and Mission
Office e-mail down…guess I’ll just have to not work.
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He only struck out at the plate.
You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk
Biggest walk in Giants WS history
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just... awesome
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
LOL FAT GUY
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
You were a good Giant Pat

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Jan 30, 2012 11:21 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
One more

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Jan 30, 2012 11:22 AM PST reply actions 6 recs
Much love Pat
Please convince Aubrey to go with you.
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Perhaps the bone spur is, um, transmittable.
by AztecsKillingHim on Jan 30, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions
I am not worried about that. I feel like that situation will sort itself out, Rowand-style.
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane
Mayor of Smug.
By dragging itself out way too long?
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
He did
he just swung and missed
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When we play Florida this year, I’m envisioning the Rowand-Romo face off. Provided Rowand makes the team.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 30, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
Rowand will play
His manager:
1) Knows Rowand well and likes his gramery grit
2) Let Adam Dunn hit .159/.292/.277 for 496 PAs.
by AztecsKillingHim on Jan 30, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
Too bad Lopez will be facing him instead of Romo.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Nah
Where is that Votto/Lopez gif?
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Still cool

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lol, WHAT ARE YOU SWINGING AT VOTTO
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Futility.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
And some of you people wanted to get rid of Lopez
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 30, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions
See, now I’m thinking Rowand ends up skewered to that homerun monstrosity thing out in the outfield. DL for 3 months.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
If Aubrey retires
We get his money.
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Oh, I see.
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane
Mayor of Smug.
THEN WE CAN SIGN BELTRAN!
That’s how it works, right?
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Haha

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 30, 2012 11:25 AM PST reply actions 5 recs
So… Delocated, eh?
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 11:26 AM PST reply actions
This cold one is for you, Pat!

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Jan 30, 2012 11:29 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
But Pat pulls it off.
Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
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Sometimes 3 times a day.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
I like that shirt.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Mild reply fail.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Talk amongst yourselves
Nearly a billion dollars across 112 contract years was committed to 33 players with less than six years of Major League service time during the 2009-10 offseason extension period, spanning October 2009 through April 2010. Joe Mauer, Ryan Howard, Justin Verlander, Felix Hernandez, and Justin Upton each signed deals worth at least $50MM. Two years removed from this extension period, which contracts now appear the most regrettable?
RAJ FTW!!!
Howard’s five-year, $125MM extension begins with the 2012 season, the beginning of which he’ll miss due to a torn Achilles tendon. Ruben Amaro’s deal was panned at the time and only looks worse now.
Amaro signed Joe Blanton to a three-year, $24MM deal prior to the 2010 season. Due to an elbow injury, Blanton didn’t provide his usual innings in 2011. He’s penciled into the 2012 rotation to finish off the contract. The main player the Athletics received for Blanton in ’08 was Adrian Cardenas, who was recently designated for assignment.
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2012/01/the-worst-extensions-from-two-offseasons-ago.html
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Two years removed from this extension period, which contracts now appear the most regrettable?
I don’t think I needed two years to know that there was no way the Howard one would end well.
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Owlcroft was right!
The Yankees are in serious talks with utility man Bill Hall, tweets Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports. Rosenthal thinks Hall could reprise a 2010 Red Sox-type role, and notes that the 32-year-old works out in the offseason with Yankees hitting coach Kevin Long. No deal is imminent and Hall is still considering a couple of teams, tweets Andy Martino of the New York Daily News.
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Did he say
what year?
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Probably this year for Huff.
Also, Mr. O will be back soon. The hospital White Hats been been sworn in and have taken action, and the mister’s main responsibilities now will only be the Finance Committee. And the Building Committee. And some of the legal stuff. And general PR and morale boosting.
by mrs. owlcroft on Jan 30, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
YEAH!!!!!
I’m glad to hear that he was successful.
All kidding aside, I do like his analysis.
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My thanks.
And his. He’s looking forward to getting back in the swing of things. Or the pitching motion, or something.
by mrs. owlcroft on Jan 30, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions
I hope he keeps drumming up support for Fontenot as SS
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
I finished The Pale King last night.
What should I read now? I’m thinking of Colson Whitehead’s zombie novel Zone One, but I haven’t settled into it yet.
2012 is going to be awesome!
I haven’t been able to put down The Adventures of Kavalier & Clay - Michael Chabon
Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.
The Giants won the 2010 World Series
Just FYI for you guys.
You know, in case you were wondering. I just wanted to make that clear.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 11:42 AM PST reply actions
New York Giants?
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was worried it was a dream
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Creepy Pat! <3

"But here’s what I like most about the big leagues: the water pressure in the showers. The water pressure is outstanding. You get clean in half the time." - Brandon Belt
by deegreentea on Jan 30, 2012 11:45 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
He’s got Terminator vision that locks in on chicks drinking Smirnoff Ice
by AztecsKillingHim on Jan 30, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
I know this appeals to the file browsing part of your software.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
College roundball OT: ESPN Bracktology
has Cal playing Harvard in the first round…with Harvard being the higher seed.
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SMC playing Cincinnati or Colorado State, #5 seed
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Are we at March Madness already? It’s still January.
by non sequitur on Jan 30, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
projections, for now
can’t wait
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Where is Princeton?
They usually have the best Ivy League basketball program.
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Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
Not this year
Harvard is 18-2 this year including a win against Florida St.
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The real best team in the west
Is a 6 seed in Columbus
by AztecsKillingHim on Jan 30, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
Well, Harvard’s a better school. So that makes sense, right?
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CAL isn't anything to write home about
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Cal is very erratic this year and lost their best big man due to academics.
Pac-12 is just awful this year.
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He should’ve gone to another school.
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Maybe
but he is supposed committed to getting his grades back up.
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What on earth
happened to Arizona?
by AztecsKillingHim on Jan 30, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
Yea, i'm not really following them that much, but that's what it looks like
still want to see a CAL v. SMC game come up
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Also, Cal’s played 14 of their 22 games at home. lol scheduling
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oh wow, really? that's not a favorable schedule at all
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Illinois pulled shit like that this year with their football team. Five of their first six games were at home. Three of those were against Illinois State University (I seriously did not know this even existed before a year ago), Western Michigan, and Northwestern.
lolol skeduling.
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if you live in the bay are and have heard a second hand Pat Burrell hook up story.
Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.
should be
Who hasn’t?
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by luved the stick on Jan 30, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions
Would it count if I got a second hand STD, but no story?
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Absolutely
Multiple. Witnessed some of his shenanigans (not the actual act) first hand
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And I don't even live in the Bay Area
But I come back a couple times a year and I have still seen his nonsense
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Yup. Long story short: A girl (kind of a slutty one) is at a bar and pat is there. She goes to see him, they chat for a couple minutes and he invites her back to his hotel room for an after party. She can’t decide whether or not to go but her friends convince her to. When she gets there, she opens the door and there is no one there but PTB. He is standing in the middle of the room completely naked with a baseball bat. She starts to say something like “hey i thought this was a party” but he interrupts her with “Hang on, two more cuts.” He took 2 more cuts and then put down the bat, looks at her and says “who wants to fuck pat burrell?”
It sounds like this has happened to multiple girls, but I still think it’s pretty funny.
by S. Pickford #25 on Jan 30, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions
Yep, I've heard this one
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Does it always contain a pejorative term for a woman who isn’t inhibited about sex?
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
Not always..
/backs away slowly
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You tell 'em, JD!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
/high five
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Promiscuous folks are cool with me as long as they are single.
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I don’t care about their relationship status so much as if they are up front about it.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
I’m out of this world come with me to my planet
Get you on my level do you think that you can handle it?
O HAI!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
Please accept my apologies for the terminology. In the future I’ll say something else like extremely sexually active in the community.
by S. Pickford #25 on Jan 30, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
Right-handed power bat off the bench
The Giants have gone from Pat Burrell to Brett Pill. Hopefully, the Giants can petition the league to allow Pill to use a boat oar at the plate.
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 12:00 PM PST reply actions
I don’t think he strikes out a ton. It’s just that he doesn’t really walk either.
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http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/t/tejadmi01.shtml
You don’t have to strike out a lot to be a hacker.
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Do you hate Pill oar you just being mean?
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Just wondering, why does Pill suck again?
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He has a 773 career OPS in the minor leagues, in hitting friendly leagues
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ah, ok. And playing him in front of Brandon Belt, isn’t something that’s good either?
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Correct.
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I mean, i’m going to be honest, i liked how he was hitting somewhat well last year on occasion, but favoring him over Brandon who’s had somewhat of a SSS is questionable
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Yeah. He’s extremely non-prospecty in this case. Even in his “good year” last year he didn’t hit very well once you adjust for the fact that a) it was the PCL, and b) he was a first baseman.
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First OR second baseman!!!
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The Manny B of first baseman!
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Does not compute
Manny Burrris is the Manny Burris of First Basemen.
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and he’s also not young.
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Yeah, I thought about adding “repeating AAA for the second time at age 27”
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Here's a thought.
Given who we already have available in SF and the minors, who would you rather have occupy Pill’s roster spot?
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
But I’m making a joke about the possibility that he ends up in Fresno. If Belt is not in fact in Fresno, that becomes a tougher question to answer. If Belt ends up being the correct answer to this, then my God they are dumb.
The other part of this is that the lack of palatable options is pretty damning again. People who say that there’s no point in getting worked up about the 25th spot on the roster might be correct. When that can reasonably be applied to spots 24, 23, 22, and 21, that becomes and issue.
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This is kinda my point. For all the hand-wringing about Pill, the alternative is Burriss or, what Tyler Graham? A 13-man bullpen?
And really, I think the chance of Belt being is Fresno is wildly overstated.
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Yeah, that’s why I was joking when I said Belt.
But it Belt actually is in Fresno and Pill is in SF on Opening Day, there will be rage. Guaranteed.
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I don’t think the Giants have enough outfield depth without Belt for that to happen.
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OSWALT
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Belt, with Huff going to the bench.
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Belt’s already on the 25-man.
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Is there even a 25 man roster during the offseason?
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I'll muddle through
Assuming 12 position players, I guess my ideal roster would look something like (in no particular order)
Posey/Belt/Sanchez/Crawford/Fontenot/Theriot/Sandoval/Schierholtz/Pagan/Cabrera/Huff/Stewart
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I think I’d go with Hector Sanchez over Stewart.
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to start the year?
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I'd rather see him in AAA
Hector’s a real prospect and he deserves some more development time, and he hasn’t really played in AAA.
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I'm fine with this.
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Perhaps. He might get enough playing time as a backup to Posey, though, given the whole “100 games” expectation from Buster. I can understand arguments either way.
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Are catching prospects ever backup catchers?
It seems like those are totally different tracks (and for good reason).
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My question is, if one catcher catches 100 games, and another catches 62 games, is either really a true “backup catcher”? 62 games is still a ton of games.
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That’s true. There’s still a difference between playing sixty games and playing full-time, though. I don’t think there’s any doubt that he would develop better if he got a chance to play almost every day, and I don’t see what he adds to the Giants right now that would offset what he would lose by sitting most of the time.
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Plus, he can hit pretty well.
You kind of want to keep doing that regularly if you can.
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Isn’t it more like 130 to 30?
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Under normal circumstances, yes, but I am referring to the unique situation of easing an injured Posey back into action.
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Usually there are 13 position players; 12-man Bullpen.
So everything you’ve posted up until now is probably the expected opening day roster, but there’s one more spot to toy with. Right now, that’s Pill.
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My feeling is that that 13th slot will be a competition between Burriss and Pill.
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I guess I’d rather have Pill, because at least he sort of has a skill (pinch hitter against lefties).
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But then who's gonna be the vrooomy futility infielder?
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i have to agree
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If you put a gun to my head and ask “Pill or Burriss?”, I say pull the trigger.
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Burriss can “play” 3rd, 2nd, SS or LF though. Poorly, but passable. That’s nice to have.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
Fontenot can play all of those except left field.
And we don’t really lack for LF depth at the moment.
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Yeah, but we already have Crawford, Freddy, Theriot, and Fonty up the middle. I don’t see a pressing need for another one.
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Not that I necessarily prefer Burriss in this situation. It was more of a “just sayin’” type thing.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
STOP FLIP FLOPPING
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I think I prefer Pill for the reasons you guy lifted. But Burriss has a teeny-weensy bit of value, which is a lot more than he gets credit for.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
Why the fuck did I write lifted?
It’s like I’m typing with a lisp.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
Any answer that isn’t some form of “burris gotta go” will not be accepted.
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What if he hits a game winning homer vs. LA
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Roy Oswalt can play LF.
SIGN HIM YOU DUMMIES
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I’d rather have a real 4th outfielder.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 30, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
Like who? Tyler Graham? Justin Christian?
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Gregor Clegane!
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I'm in favor of giving him a shot at some sort of role
as long as it doesn’t take bats away from Belt
Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.
If we had a Burrell, Ross, or even Rowand who could come off the bench to face lefties, I wouldn’t care in the least about Pill. But since our other RH bench bat is Ryan Theriot, Pill gotta stay unless some NRI goes all Uribe on us.
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I think Melky would make a good last guy off the bench
But he is going to start instead.
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
who the fuck is Melky
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NOT versatile
and hit in a hitters league
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I am undecided whether to blame nature or nurture.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions
He just hasn’t a mast enough hitting stats for me to be a fan.
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ARGH, MATEY!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
Also, I just learned that Pill was born in San Dimas
He is Bill S. Preston Esq.
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
WYLD STALLIONS!
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that is
wyld stallyns
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Pill and Ted's Excellent Adventure!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions
Well, you’re just doing Natto’s job for him at this point.
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?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
I'm still trying to figure out
How Bill’s Dad hooked up with the “stepmom”
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Yeah
but he lives in San Dimas. Not exactly Newport Beach or Beverly Hills
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by WholeCamels on Jan 30, 2012 12:03 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
lol
I remember watching this live.
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Well this is worse than a torn ACL
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man... poor VMart :(
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Let the bracket games begin!

1) Ramen Noodle is not a soup.
2) Excluding Ramen, My vote would be Tortilla soup over Chicken Noodle.
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I'm sure Pho is the favorite here but I'd have to take Tortilla as a dark horse. Too bad Green chili go snubbed.
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My Final Four using that bracket
1. Lobster Bisque
2. Hot and Sour
3. Pho
4. Miso
Although, the Pho bracket is stacked. I’d pick wonton, french onion, and butternut squash over MISO
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I’m a sucker for Italian Wedding. I’ve never had any on your list. I’d like to try Pho and Hot & Sour though.
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You haven't had miso?
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Why not?
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I don't!
I don’t really know any personally. My sister is friends with a Japanese lady but I’ve never eaten at her house. I’ve had all kinds of Chinese food though. None of it authentic I’m sure.
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http://yellowpages.aol.com/restaurants-vietnamese/sd/pierre/?invocationType=localCatPick.search
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oh you're not in the bay area
That would explain it.
The first six innings are overrated.
Hot and Sour is not good. Often tastes like warm vomit.
Clam chowder will reign supreme.
The first six innings are overrated.
I'm not a fan of hot and sour
but most places do it badly/wrong. ditto for Miso.
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I’ve never had particularly good Miso soup.
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It’s pretty meh.
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Good miso soup is pretty damn but I’ve only ever had it as an appetizer-like thingie.
by non sequitur on Jan 30, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
I can’t really imagine a way miso soup could be really good, there’s just not much you can really do with it. Broth, green onions and tofu, thats it. That said, I do enjoy it.
The first six innings are overrated.
That sounds kind of good if you substitute the tofu with meat.
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that would ruin the point of it.
Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Jan 30, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
It’s a vegetarian dish?
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Like a lot of Japanese food, it’s about the proper proportions and preparation.
Tempura is awesome when prepared properly, a gooey oily mess when it’s not.
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The Miso pick was more to the weakness of that bracket
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Tortellini in brodo totally got jobbed.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
Is the clam chowdah Boston or Manhattan?
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Both are on the list.
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What the fuck is “Fa”? Is that supposed to be “Pho”?
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I assumed it was.
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That would be just as close, pho-netically speaking.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, but still. Fa?
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Pho?
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
A long long way to run.
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Nice
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Said
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Fred
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane
Mayor of Smug.
Avocado
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
Explanation
Editor’s note: We realize some of the soups are misspelled. When we created the Big Board of soups, these were the spellings provided by Reality Czar David Jacoby. We wanted to keep the integrity of his creative vision.
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beacuse it's pretentious shit from grantland
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
or because, whatever
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
lol
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane
Mayor of Smug.
Mozza ball soup
Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Jan 30, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
Is this a thing? Because that sounds good.
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Obviously they meant matzo ball. They were equal opportunity misspellers.
by non sequitur on Jan 30, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
I’d never heard of that one either. Sounds good though.
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I was raised on like 4 meals. My mom pretty much only likes meat, cheese, and potatoes. Thankfully, my tastes have grown since then.
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A long, long way to run
Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all
I eventually make this joke.
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane
Mayor of Smug.
Excluding ramen (but I love soup with ramen noodles), my final four would be Vegetable, Hot & Sour, Pho (if that is pho), and Clam Chowder by a hair over Chicken Noodle. But there are a lot of difficult choices here. Soup is good.
by non sequitur on Jan 30, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
Are you the guy who says Chinese food is the worst Asian food?
Personally, I would put Taiwanese Beef Noodle above all of those, but New England Clam Chowder is the best out of those.
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by Murray, Present on Jan 30, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
That is a total insult...
Vietnamese is the worst Asian food. Still relatively decent but ranks below:
Chinese
Japanese
Korean
Thai
.
Vietnamese
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But Banh Mi and Pho are amazingly good.
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Mayor of Smug.
Pho is good but Banh Mi has way too much bread to content ratio.
Also, that’s about it for Vietnamese food.
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But the crusty, amazing french baguette is an integral part of the Banh Mi. It’s not just filler like a lot of other breads are. To reduce the amount of bread would take away from the sandwich, IMO.
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"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane
Mayor of Smug.
I get that
I just tired of chewing after a while.
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I’m afraid to ask your opinion on sandwiches made on sourdough or dutch crunch.
The first six innings are overrated.
I like dutch crunch but not sourdough.
Give me a foccocia or ciabatta.
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I have never had a sandwich on ciabatta that I wouldn’t classify as chewy and heavy on bread.
The first six innings are overrated.
How do you not like sourdough?
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1) too chewy
2) not a fan of sour things.
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You dislike things that are spicy and sour. You dislike flavor!
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane
Mayor of Smug.
?

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
I don’t understand how you can live in Orange County and think Vietnamese food is that low on the list. This is preposterous. I may revoke your Cake Committee membership.
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No
The cake preference makes sense now.
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Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
As a pie lover, I am relishing the conflict within the cake community.
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane
Mayor of Smug.
*steeples fingers*
Yes, excellent.
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Because it’s not nearly as good or versatile as the other cuisine on that list.
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but the girls serving them
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Haha!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
I will also agree with Mr. Gamer on this one.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 30, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions
I will agree with CalBear on this. He didn’t say that it was bad, just that the other ones are better, and I can get behind that.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 30, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions
OH MAN
Taiwanese beef noodle is the greatest thing in the world. Except when my mom makes it there are all sorts of peppercorns and star anise in it — indispensible for the flavor of the soup, but those little fuckers are dangerous.
by non sequitur on Jan 30, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
Home Made Taiwanese beef noodle

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
I also disagree with alphabet being a type of soup.
The first six innings are overrated.
Skyrim
I think they should tell you upfront that the Stormcloaks are racist. Or let you quit when you find out.
Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Jan 30, 2012 12:24 PM PST reply actions
I recently noticed that my local Redbox has this game. I wonder if it charges on a per night basis for the games too.
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That’s why I’m thinking it’s kind of dumb to rent a game from Red box. Although for a dollar a night (if that’s what it is) one could get a few binge sessions in here and there.
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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
I just did that
It was $2 a night. I snagged it Sat afternoon, returned it Sunday night before 9pm. Of course, after spending that $2, I went to Gamestop and purchased it used for $50. Worth a rental to see if you want to own it or not for sure!
Blerg
by Myemail21479 on Jan 30, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions
Oh I definitely want to own it. I’m just cheap.
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Me too when it comes to gaming
I am starting to see Glyde report copies for 30-35… I just wanted it NOW.
On questionable games, I try to rent before I buy. When I had gamefly, I used to get in trouble just purchasing the games I liked at their used prices, and having them send new rentals.
Blerg
by Myemail21479 on Jan 30, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions
I’m sure I’ll pick it up eventually. I’ve been thinking of just buying Oblivion and by the time I’m done with that Skyrim will be much cheaper.
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I hated Oblivion, but I liked Morrowind and Fallout3. Skyrim is better.
It is so cheap right now, I guess it is hard to go wrong.
Blerg
by Myemail21479 on Jan 30, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions
I was thinking it may be difficult to play Oblivion after having played Skyrim for 12 hours or so. I’ve been itching for a racing game too so maybe I’ll go that rout.
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Mass Effect 2 or Fallout3 are the two best pure RPGS ive played that I liked lately
Both Batman games are awesome action/adventure/RPG
Blerg
by Myemail21479 on Jan 30, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions
I haven’t picked a side yet. I’ll keep this in mind.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Hockey OT: Midseason caring
Sharks have a much better record that I though they did.
The NHL ASG format is stupid. What is so bad about East v. West.
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I have not paid a single bit of attention to the Sharks
All of my exposure to the team has been random posts in threads here while Sharks games are going on. Based on those freak outs, I’m going to say they’re somewhere around .550. How far off am i?
The first six innings are overrated.
27-14-6
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
lesson learned again
We like complaining here.
The first six innings are overrated.
Did you know that the Giants
won 86 games last year? Seriously
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They were in first until August swoon
First 4 months were torture, the last 2 were like post execution. That historically bad offense was not fun.
Blerg
by Myemail21479 on Jan 30, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
86 games isn’t embarrassing, but it’s not very impressive either.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions
Agreed
but reading the comments here, it would seem like it being the 2007 Giants we’re talking about
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by CalBear949 on Jan 30, 2012 5:16 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
I think a lot of the angst is due to the limited time left in the Lincecain years.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions
Reason? Tommy Wingels
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North America vs World was better
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
All-Star Games are going to be kind of silly no matter what
Might as well make it interesting.
Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all
dammit
PollakOnSharks David Pollak
Tommy Wingels here, but not skating. And so far, #sjshark Logan Couture not out there. No surprise if he gets day off after busy weekend.
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Sold my used iphone 3gs for 120 bucks
yay superbowl party funds
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Can't get enough interest to watch.
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i'm in this line
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Meh it's just overhyped.
I just want to see a good game. This is pretty much the same approach I take with any non KC game I watch.
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It's an excuse to get a lot of friends out of their house and together for times
Also, drinking game.
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
a shot for every time that Peyton is mentioned
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or showed on TV
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
I'm thinking drinks for mentioning
1. Peyton Manning
2. Joe Montana
3. Tim Tebow
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Why Joe Montana?
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Brady chasing his childhood idol's 4 rings
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
For the inevitable comparison to Tom Brady
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
I heard a blurb from ESPN while getting coffee this morning in which Ron Jaworski was talking about what Peyton was saying to Eli. But not as if he knew what Peyton was telling Eli (if anything— they could just be calling each other and talking about last night’s Downington Abbey) but what Jaworski thinks Peyton is telling him because Jaworski, being an ESPN analyst, knows exactly what they talk about.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 30, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions
Peyton: “Hey, I got some good tips on how to beat the Patriots.”
Eli: “Really?”
Peyton: “Yeah, I’ve faced these guys so many times. I know what to expect.”
Eli: “Yeah, remember that Superbowl where I beat the best Patriots team and possible the best football team of all time?”
Peyton: ‘Uh, yeah."
Eli: "So did you catch last night’s Downington Abbey?"
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I just want eli exposed. But his recievers are pretty damn good, so he will “have” a good day.
Also, maybe at 1/2 Peyton will announce he is fully healthy, throw a football and demand to be traded to the niners after he restructures his deal.
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Jan 30, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
My wife just got one.
ATT was basically giving it away with a new contract.
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Jan 30, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions
....
(snicker)
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Thanks, Pat, and enjoy retirement.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 12:41 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Grand Burrell Conspiracy!
Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Jan 30, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
yesssss
“A common sellbat is placed into a room with a GM, a manager, and a rookie. The rookie says to kill the manager. The GM says to kill the rookie. The manager also says to kill the rookie. The sellbat kills the rookie and gets 500 plate appearances, hitting .255/.295/.380. He is praised as being ‘very clutch and a leader in the clubhouse’. The next year, Ned Colletti signs him for 5 years and $90 million.”
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jan 30, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Got a link handy? I’d like to read this.
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O/T McCoven Love
Being around/talking to figure skating fans all week has made me appreciate you guys. They are a bunch of complain-y whiners! Yikes.
@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.
wait people more complain-y whiny than us?
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We’re whiny complainers.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t think y’all understand. It is impossible to be as whiny or complain-y as skating fans.
@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.
So it IS a challenge!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions
Challenge Accepted
http://www.athleticsnation.com/2011/12/6/2616040/giants-backed-group-sues-to-to-stop-as-sj-land-deal
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Ah, yes
I thought they made the judging so convoluted that no one, even the judges. understand the scoring anymore. Thus making it difficult to complain.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 30, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, there is plenty of discretion on the part of the judges they complain about.
But it’s not just that. It’s the coverage by NBC, the coverage by icenetwork.com (the online place that streams EVERYTHING), the commentators, the food in the venue, the shuttle between the hotel and the venue, the costumes, the way the skaters interact with their coaches, etc., etc., etc.
Also, there are constant conspiracy theories about this coach “politicking” to get certain scores from certain judges. Blah, blah, blah.
The judging system is actually not that difficult to understand, but I think it makes the skating more frantic because so many elements have to be crammed in.
@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.
I think the fact that you can no longer have that great celebratory moment when all the judges hold up a 10 is kind of sad.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 30, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions
You could be a soccer player
Or wide receiver. They flop and complain to refs nonstop
Blerg
by Myemail21479 on Jan 30, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions
We are clearly All-Star level whiny/complainy
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IT'S NOT FAIR!
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I like how I come here to issue a compliment, and everyone is looking for a way to make the compliment go away.
Bunch of contrarians!
@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.
We’re not used to compliments. It must be snark.
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To be fair, the compliment was pretty backhanded.
@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.
like a Rafael Nadal Backhand
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NOW WE’RE DENSE!
Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
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Bunch of WHINY ASS COMPLAINERS!!!
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
But I don’t wanna whine
Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
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So fun! I’m totally exhausted, but the skaters are so amazeballs, on and off the ice, that we had a fantastic time.
@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.
My two nieces went to some sort of closing exhibition last night. I annoyed them by repeatedly referring to it as the Ice Capades.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions
You know, of course, that the Ice Capades ceased to exist in the mid-’90’s.
@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.
All the better.
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
But who was the guy who jumped all those barrels?
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions
wait! U CALLIN ME A WHINER!
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QUIT YER COMPLAINING
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions
BUT!!! TEH GIANTZ SUK
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UR ONLY HAPPY WHNE THEY LOOSE!
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I was thinking about you all week
while I didn’t watch the figure skating. For some reason, I found Winter X games and NHL ASG festivities more compelling.
Glad you had fun!
2012 is going to be awesome!
Wait, what?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
xx
The Angels re-signed reliever Francisco Rodriguez to a minor league deal, report Alden Gonzalez and Spencer Fordin of MLB.com.
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Wow
That is a far cry from his last deal.
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
Different Francisco Rodriguez
at least not K-Rod
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The Milwaukee Brewers reached one-year deals with relievers Francisco Rodriguez and Kameron Loe on Tuesday, avoiding arbitration.
Rodriguez agreed to an $8 million contract and Loe’s deal is worth $2,175,000.
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I wonder how many people fool for this and believe it's the good Felix Rodriguez
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lol Felix
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Mayor of Smug.
*fall for this
LOLARS
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
F-RAUD
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
Felix Rodriguez!?
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You mean

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He was a lot better than I remembered
he had a 3.3 rWAR in 2001.
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he was down right mean for a couple of seasons
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Jan 30, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
and then
fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball fastball Scott Spiezio FUCK FUCK FUCK
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Ugh
I have only negative memories, although I know he was actually pretty good.
2012 is going to be awesome!
He’s the Six Degrees of Separation Guy for the 99-03 Giants- whenever some sort of playoff collapse happened, he was somehow involved.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 30, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
He was awesome for a couple of years
The pen, including him, had a complete meltdown in game 6. Nen was never the same. Dusty rode the entire pen hard the last 6 weeks plus playoffs. Arg I still can’t believe it was like 9 outs away. Insane.
Blerg
by Myemail21479 on Jan 30, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions
Never forget
Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.
3 page piece
I read about 1/3… He was awesome. That slider, was wicked. Only thing close to it I have seen was Tim’s changeup, although slightly different speed that thing broke off the table nasty.
Blerg
by Myemail21479 on Jan 30, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/r/rodrifr04.shtml
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane
Mayor of Smug.
wait let me guess
Swung on there’s a shot deep to left field… way way back there…GOOD BYE! HOME RUN for Pat Burrell! A line shot it just would not come down, and the Giants have gone ahead 2-1.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
That sounds like a Fleming call...
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
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Job 1:14-15
*reads
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .
Job 1:14-15
My dad & sister were at that game
Pretty much single-handedly turned my sister from a casual fan into a believer.
by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 30, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
Natto are you watching Letterman tomorrow?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
HE IS DOING THAT RIGHT NOW
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions
YEAH!!!!!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
BOOOOOO
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Will never forget the mammoth shot in SD. Never seen a HR hit so high.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
HE HITS IT HIGH!!!!
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
I know! If I found a Mammoth in South Dakota, the last thing I’d do would be to shoot it. Those things are basically extinct, dummies!
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane
Mayor of Smug.
Weirdly, that was the fifth shorted home run he hit all year. True distance of 379 feet.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Yeah, corner shots always look more impressive.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Aubrey Huff at PNC: 411 feet.
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=8683577
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
His WS homer run was pretty majestic as well.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
405.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
BUT REALLY HIGH IN THE AIR !
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Shift A
God speed, Pat the Bat. May a flight of floozies sing thee to thy rest. Well, you can rest after.
I will ALWAYS remember what you did for the Giants in 2010. You always seemed to provide the hit when it was needed most, you were a walking machine (CWUTIDIDTHER?), and a great character in the clubhouse.
Plus what you did to the Dodgers is always a plus.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
When he hit that home run in the NLDS...
My god, I almost blacked out on account of all the joy. The park was alive. Victory seemed certain. It didn’t happen that night, but that was still a great moment.
I know he want to two straight World Series but.. LOL
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Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
DAMNIT
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Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
OT: Why does it seem like all the beer in Vegas is crap beer?
All I wanted was a decent beer all weekend. DENIED.
Although champagne is aight I guess.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Not all low-proof beer is bad.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane
Mayor of Smug.
I doubt that’s what Vegas was serving. There’s been a bit of backlash to high-alcohol, over-hopped craft/micro-brews. A good trend in my opinion (but there was a time).
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
Nah – just shit like Bud and Bud Light. I thought I could at least get a Newcastle at XS, but all they were out (WTF?). I slummed and had Heineken at the Social D concert, but was disappointed.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Not in the concert though, right?
Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.
Yes, in the concert. Did I do it wrong?
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
No, I meant: “Were you disappointed in the concert?”
Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.
The concert was pretty great. Although the sound mixing for the Social Distortion part was a bit crappy. The sound production for Frank Turner’s set was great (great performer, by the way – his set was incredible). But we had a great time – worth the partial hearing loss that lingered through the next morning.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Maybe it’s ok that I’ve never been to Vegas. I’d probably stick to whisky.
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane
Mayor of Smug.
This makes me sad
Everyone needs to go to Vegas at least once.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I probably ought to. I am a non-awful texas hold em player, to boot.
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane
Mayor of Smug.
I can only play no-limit. Any other way and people with lots of money just hang around and hang around until they draw something.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
No matter what game you’re playing, going up against bad players with lots of money is always a good thing. Especially in limit, where you can’t even get bankrupted on one hand.
I mean, you can say you don’t like playing limit or that no-limit is more your style or whatever, but what you just said isn’t a complaint. It’s an opportunity,
GROUGTHINK ALERT
That may be true for the long run but it’s seriously annoying when someone hangs around forever just because they don’t have to pay much to do so. Especially when they suck out. I much prefer a leveled playing field where, even if I don’t have as big of a stack, I can push all in and that is that.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Do they?
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions
Yes. Totally this.
It’s been 15 years since I last went – I need to go back.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
On the topic of beer: I tried Sierra Nevada’s new Rye IPA, not bad. I’ve got a mix pack of Smutty Nose in my fridge at the moment.
Ask me about my blog.
I thought that SN rye was pretty great, especially the cool bottle design. Smuttynose makes a really good IPA, but I haven’t had much else from them.
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane
Mayor of Smug.
Havent had a rye IPA, but rye whiskey—the Bulleit brand in particular—seems to be gaining popularity in SF.
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
I prefer Bulleit rye as a mixer in a manhattan. When drinking whisky straight, I prefer bourbon or scotch.
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane
Mayor of Smug.
Ooh, nice. What kind do you like? I am much less knowledgeable about scotch, but am recently getting into it.
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane
Mayor of Smug.
I need to try that one. It keeps getting recommended over and over.
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane
Mayor of Smug.
It’s big—lots of peat and smoke, but still fairly well balanced.
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
That’s what I’m drinking now (Christmas gift from Mrs. D), and yes, very much so.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions
We had a professor come through for a seminar, and we managed to convince him to go out with us after dinner. He bought us a round of it, and it was pretty damn good (and cheap, too-$6 for a really healthy pour).
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
IPAs make me sneeze hardcore
It’s really bizarre
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Rye IPA was good. Local fav restaurant had it on tap. The place is a wine bar/restaurant, but the owner loves good beers and always has at least 3 specials on tap plus a secret bottle stash under the bar. Vintage in Redding CA.
Finally a signature worth having:
Fan of the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
Only thing they have... Bud, Bud light... at least that's what it seemed like
bullshit, i couldn’t find anything good either. MUST… FIND…. SIERRA NEVADA
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Ooh
How was Vegas? Other than the shit beer, I mean.
@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.
Absolutely fantastic! We got to do everything we wanted except one thing – we didn’t have time to go shoot machine guns.
I still need a good beer, though.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Can it just be April already
Mad Men, Baseball, and Game of Thrones will all be in my life again
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
How long before Don is unfaithful? Second episode?
Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.
I wonder how I will watch that without cable. I watched all the other seasons on Netflix.
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane
Mayor of Smug.
I just can’t wait until March, March Madness then that carries me until baseball season
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
This is true
And I’m going to Spring Training the 2nd weekend of March. So that helps
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
OT: Need some help
Basically, a year ago three of my friends and I said that we were going to get a house together senior year. So now it’s house hunting time, and it’s pretty much the Little Red Hen situation – they’re telling me what they want (which is a ridiculously high set of standards for a HAHA seriously? price), but aren’t helping with the whole actually finding the house and negotiating a lease part. Granted, two of them are studying abroad this semester, but they’re not even looking at websites, nor did they want to look at houses when they were here last semester.
On the other hand, some of my other friends have found a house, negotiated a lease, and are offering me a room. It’s pretty much exactly what I want for a fairly reasonable price, AND most of the work has been done for me. Thing is, it’s going to be a party house, which I’m not used to after living next to the RA for three years.
I just don’t know what to do. I want to live with the first group of girls, but they’re putting me into an impossible situation. Any suggestions?
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
That sucks
Sorry, but the only thing I can come up with requires a time machine now. If you become the time of person no one would ever ask/expect you to do something like that, you’ll save yourself from this situation in the future.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 30, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions
Them being abroad really puts a kink in planning, I think. But, more importantly, do you want to live in a party house? Let’s say that you do not. That makes your decision pretty easy (even if most of the work has been done for you and the price is right). ’Tis better to struggle now then suffer through the term of a lease.
I honestly don’t know about the party house – I don’t drink now, but I probably will next year since I’ll be 21, so that’s a bit unknown. And my room is such that it has its own bathroom and kitchen, so I could potentially shut myself in if I don’t feel like partying.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
Would you be able to concentrate and get work done though?
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
ha, well that's good
would you be cool with the constant noise and people in and out of your house? That’s a good thing that you have your own bathroom and kitchen, actually that’s a huge plus, wow
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
That is a pretty sick setup
Esp with own bath\kitchen
Blerg
by Myemail21479 on Jan 30, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, it might be worth putting up with the party house atmosphere.
@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.
especially since you wouldn't need to venture out when there's something going on
like a huge party
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
$1000 per month, utilities included, own bath and kitchen, free parking, close to a supermarket, and in the area I want to live (i.e. not south or west of campus, which is where people get shot, or east of campus, which is where people get stabbed). Like I said, pretty much exactly what I want.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
You should probably take this place
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions
Wow, you should definitely sign up for this
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
You’re not kidding. I went to the Sports Arena on Saturday and overshot it by a couple of miles. West and South are awful, awful places. I
LOL Sports Arena. And yes, you are pretty much risking your life if you go south of campus outside of a football game.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
$1000?
Thats kinda expensive, isn’t it?
I’m looking for a house too and we’ll probably be around $500 a month.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions
Location, location, location.
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions
In the safe neighborhood by USC, the cheapest single bedroom I know of is around $800. And that’s an 8’ by 10’ box, sharing a bathroom and kitchen.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
Wow. Thats crazy.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
There’s a shortage of housing and landlords know that students don’t have any other options. I’ve seen single bedrooms in an apartment go for over $1500.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
At least Westwood is nice looking. And has actual shopping and eating places that aren’t simply fast food.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
It does have all that. The freeway construction has made
traffic completely intolerable even if you’re biking or walking!
San Luis Obispo
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions
And that’s split between 6 guys.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, completely different markets.
She’s getting a decent deal for herself at $1000, but anything considered “comfortable” in LA costs more than that.
It has been my experience that party people don’t like it when there are non-party people around and, therefore, feel compelled to lasso non-party people into the party.
Not saying you’re easy lassoed but if you don’t even want to bother with having your willpower and self-control tested regularly, it may not be the living situation you desire.
Then again, I understand completely that you don’t want the stress of finding a place to live and moving in and all that other stuff. If this easier route is something you think you can be comfortable with then I think you should probably go with that rather than deal with organizing everything.
In terms of the “pact”… set a deadline. Maybe they will get their butts in gear.
Not saying you’re easy lassoed but if you don’t even want to bother with having your willpower and self-control tested regularly, it may not be the living situation you desire.
This is also a consideration if you are considering living with Wonder Woman.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions
CONSIDER!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions
Plan C?
The move from non-party house to party house is a huge change. Plus if your friends are already slacking before you even have a house imaging what it will be like when bills are due or cleaning needs to be done when you move out.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Tell the first group that your pondering the offer with the other group to see if that motivates them.
Not sure about the party aspect of the house and how much youre into that. It can interfere with studies and lead to irresponsibility around the house.
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
This is correct
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions
Party House > House of slackers
Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.
PARTY!!!!!!!!
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
You should live with the first group, enable their laziness and then feel bitter and slighted for the rest of your time with them.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions
ask yourself
what would Pat do?
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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
ALL OF THEM
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions 6 recs
Sucks
I was 30 when I got my first place alone, without a gf to split rent. I would move to where you will have the best living situation 24/7. While the party house is the shortcut, will you be happier with those roomates, or the ones you had previously? It’s way better to spend the hours now, even if by yourself (sadface) than deal with loud music or trashed house when you want to study or sleep…
Blerg
by Myemail21479 on Jan 30, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions
You should let me live in the second house. I’ll help you look for a house with the first set of girls.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Kind of a long commute for you, no?
Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all
Worth it
I’ll work from home, somehow
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Don't mind this fume hood! I usually cook in one, anyway
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
We should set up our executive Smug offices there.
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane
Mayor of Smug.
Need an assistant? I’m free
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Ask them for help. Get tough.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 30, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
LOGAN
PollakOnSharks David Pollak
Quick chat with Couture: His highlight? Pavel Datsyuk telling him the #sjshark center that he’s a better player than he was at 22.
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Wow, that's cool.
Logan is so awesome I can’t believe he plays for the Sharks. He’s like Posey, but with shoulder pads.
2012 is going to be awesome!
He’s pretty awesome but also pretty awkward still.
I feel like Posey is wise beyond his years while Logan still has some maturing to do. Of course a lot of this is because Logan has a twitter so I have more exposure to his foibles than any of Posey’s.
by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 30, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions
So, remind me.
When do pitchers and catchers report, again?
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
19 days is it?
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
CHOPPY
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