Of course Pat Burrell gets a retirement link dump. It couldn't be any other way.

• A Thank You to Pat Burrell - McCovey Chronicles
  The fare-thee-well post that started the whole craze.
  
  
• Veteran Clubhouse Presence by Pat the Bat: Retirement Package (part 1) - The Good Phight
  If you haven't read the series by Wet Luzinski over at The Good Phight, he puts links at the end of this piece for surfing convenience.
  
  
• Pat Burrell Hook-Up Stories Are Plentiful, Apocryphal ...
  In case if you're wondering where all Pat-Burrell-is-lecherous jokes come from, this isn't a bad place to start.
  
  
• Pat Burrell says a naughty word - YouTube
  This is a video of Pat Burrell swearing on live television. This is important.
  
  
• UPDATE: Giants not releasing Pat Burrell on Thursday
  Never forget the panic. Never forget the rage. Never forget.
  
  
• Aubrey Huff on Pat Burrell's last game - YouTube
  Courtesy of Bay Area Sports Guy, this is a short clip of Aubrey Huff getting a little sentimental over his buddy's last game.
  
  
• The Bat Stands Pat: A look back at Burrell’s career - Big League Stew - MLB Blog - Yahoo! Sports
  A pretty comprehensive look back at Burrell's career. He'll be remembered by most as a Phillie, but I sort of forgot that he even played with any other teams. ♥ U PAT