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NRIs Were Great Big Blue Things With Timidities Inside

Henry Schulman reports:

Next name to watch for Giants: Xavier Nady. There's some mutual interest, but almost certainly on a minor-league deal + invite.

Xavier Nady:

Year Age Tm PA HR BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS OPS+
2010 31 CHC 347 6 17 85 .256 .306 .353 .660 75
2011 32 ARI 223 4 10 46 .248 .287 .359 .646 75
Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Original Table Generated 1/27/2012.


Just a little better than Miguel Tejada last year, but Nady can play only a corner outfield spot or first. Other than that, sounds good.

There are a couple of folks on Twitter asking why people freak out over non-roster invitations, and it's a fair point. This wouldn't be a big deal. But sometimes the NRIs make the team, and it's also a little tiny window into an organization's thinking. Remember last year when the Giants brought in a guy who was a pitching prospect way back when they played at Candlestick? He got released from AAA in 2010, and he was supposed to have any sort of shot at the roster? Terrible idea. Wonder what ever happened to that guy.

Point is, there's a .0001% chance that Nady could help the Giants next season, but there's a 1% chance that he makes the team. The risk/reward is out of whack, especially when you have an organization that prefers veterans to unknowns -- a description that the Giants would agree with. Not a big deal, but it's January. These little chestnuts are nourishing.

Still, I'm almost -- almost -- rooting for Nady to sign with the Giants and make the team, only because it would be hilarious to see Bruce Bochy give him playing time now.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to pick up Mister Man from preschool in ten minutes. Otherwise..

by wcw on Jan 27, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Good to see this joke hasn’t been sailing under the radar.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Zito reference ?

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by nvsfg on Jan 27, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 27, 2012 4:37 PM PST reply actions  

/Sabean reads MCC
/Sabean signs Dempster

“Hey I read about this Dempster diving fad, I had to get in on it”

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 28, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently, Lincecum passed his physical

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 4:40 PM PST reply actions  

He has all his fingers and toes

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

/Giants crack medical staff is slightly concerned about the extra rib

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t worry it’s a false rib.

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by Giant_in_la_area on Jan 27, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

“Why doesn’t this one connect at the middle?”

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess they don’t test for THC.

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by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

that fact that he does what he does while he’s stoned just makes him that much more impressive

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by thefillmore on Jan 27, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I passed my first driver’s test whilst quite high.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

So does this guy...

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by nvsfg on Jan 27, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

ever seen a droid?

ever seen a droid… ON WEED?

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Written test or driving? Driving would be quite impressive.

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by Tay on Jan 29, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Both!

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 29, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn

I guess we’re stuck with him now.

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by Timorous Me on Jan 28, 2012 12:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Xavier Nady’s another guy who belongs on the Giants.

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by El Person on Jan 27, 2012 4:41 PM PST reply actions  

because he hasn’t been good in 5 years

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 27, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Progress

The Giants used to sign players who hadn’t been good in 10 years.

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

they’re making progress!

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 27, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

This reminds me of the last round or two of fantasy baseball drafts where you have about 21 guys on your team and about 5 bucks so you just grab anyone who gets called out who you’ve heard just to fill out your roster

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 4:42 PM PST reply actions  

That is exactly what I do dammit.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 27, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s a very bad strategy

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 27, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Not after hour #3 and you just want to get home

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I suppose

there are often practical considerations

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 27, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I really don’t get what the big deal is.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 4:44 PM PST reply actions  

I’m still not convinced that Sabean wasn’t actually trying to sign Charles Nagy.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 27, 2012 4:47 PM PST reply actions  

He’s been busy trying to sign Charlie Comiskey.

by wcw on Jan 27, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Still, I’m almost — almost — rooting for Nady to sign with the Giants and make the team, only because it would be hilarious to see Bruce Bochy give him playing time now.

And instead you’d decide to weep.

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 5:00 PM PST reply actions  

Xavier Nady

LOL CAL

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by Murray, Present on Jan 27, 2012 5:04 PM PST reply actions  

SOPHIE'S CHOICE!
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Quick take: Theriot, Fontenot and Burriss appear to be competing for two spots. Or they all make it if Brett Pill fails to survive the cut

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by DFARowand on Jan 27, 2012 5:05 PM PST reply actions  

Wouldn’t that be the exact opposite?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

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by DFARowand on Jan 27, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

/wolfcaslt’d

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I will remember this though.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear it in his voice, too.

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they should be thrown into an arena and have to kill everyone else to get the spot like in the Hunger Games.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Ave, Sabeane et Bochi, morturi te salutemus.

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by Ott on Jan 27, 2012 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

He doesn't look like Jonah Hill

More nerdy

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by bigboneded on Jan 27, 2012 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Also: I love watching clips of Eric Byrnes play baseball

Wish we could have had 5 peak years of that guy

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by bigboneded on Jan 27, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

So do the Diamondbacks.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah!

they paid for it

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 27, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

And that’s why Hill got the Oscar nomination!

(Not to mention the Golden Globe. Woo!)

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by Timorous Me on Jan 28, 2012 1:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Sick

This is just sick. why are we …. Oh, never mind.

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by Rolfyboy on Jan 27, 2012 5:28 PM PST reply actions  

I keep reading the last part of that as logjam

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

shift-A

I’m waiting for my overdue baby to be born – any time now! – and thought I would pop in briefly:

1) Xavier Nady. Cal.

2) I personally witnessed a Ryan Theriot grand slam. Really. It happened. I saw it.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jan 27, 2012 5:38 PM PST reply actions  

Good luck.

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Quite a few McCovens have had babies recently.

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

My zygo cactus is blooming… it’s got about 10 flowers on it.
(that’s as close as I’m going to get to having babies)

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

championship babies!

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 27, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

babies!!

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by jponry on Jan 27, 2012 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes! Another soon to be Giants fan!

ahemm.. Congrats!

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by daveinexile on Jan 28, 2012 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

What are the late fees like on those things?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 28, 2012 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

When I read that tweet from Schulman

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by jctGamer on Jan 27, 2012 5:38 PM PST reply actions  

But is it really worth getting all goosed up over what’s essentially the 25th spot on the roster?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Burriss gotta go

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This line -I am in it.

Burriss plays over 150 innings and that is either badb abd sign for the 2012 Giants or Alien Overlord have infested his body with cyborg upgrades.

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by daveinexile on Jan 28, 2012 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Considering there is enough to worry about who might be getting that spot

Yes.

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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Where’s Tortured?
http://www.mercurynews.com/bay-area-living/ci_19808386

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 5:43 PM PST reply actions  

Ooh, that's nice.

Too bad the color schemes are off. ;-(

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by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

nasssssssssty dodgery colors those are yesssssss

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Something else to freak out about

Commissioner Bud Selig expects baseball to expand its playoffs this season.
One game playoff

Eventually the baseball playoffs will be just like basketball and hockey.

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 5:48 PM PST reply actions  

Should have retired before he went fully senile

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Are we talking about al davis, paterno or Selig?

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by daveinexile on Jan 28, 2012 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I actually don't mind it

Makes winning your division more meaningful.

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by DFARowand on Jan 27, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

It just seems like a slippery slope.
….something will happen and, well, one game just isn’t enough: best of 3!

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Give it 5 years and there’ll be a 3 game play in. I’m pretty sure of it

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The Yankees will lose in that game each of the next two years.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

As long as it doesn’t expand any further, I think it’s cool.

(I am fully prepared to eat my words the first time an 82 win Marlins team squeaks in under the new rules and sweeps our division champion Giants,)

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 27, 2012 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait… why would we already be freaking out today?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

you do realize you are on McCovey Chronicles right?

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

What's the "problem of the day"?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Correct. People freak out because someone likes wine over beer.

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

O_o

woa… wait, what?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

People freak out about everything here. “OH NO!!! GIANTS MIGHT SIGN A (INSERT BAD PLAYER HERE)” “OH NO! PEOPLE SLEEP!!”

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, pouring wine over your beer is disgusting.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

what if the giants signed a "good" player? what would happen

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Going off the most recent sample

Their wrist would asplode.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants… “good” signings though? Is that even possible?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

We’d be upset we had to give up Zach Wheeler for him.

by non sequitur on Jan 27, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure if I’m getting older or smarter. But… wine > beer

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by ResDog on Jan 27, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually don’t drink much beer anymore. It goes right through me. I have go that a leak more often.

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

OH SWEET! RYAN THERIOT!!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 6:00 PM PST reply actions  

Bobby Evans: "Ideally Gary Brown spends the whole year in the minors next year"

This from the hot stove show last night: Alright unleash the hounds. I am onboard with the anti-hatred of young players here. And I think we found the Quail hiding in the Bush. Evans is conservative beyond the other 2 who get so little love around here, he borders on fascism.

He says not even in Sept callups would Brown come up ideally; unbefuckinglievable. He also said he’ll start at AA.

Given the idiocy of Selig adding a playoff it’s just about guaranteed the Giants will play at least a few games at the end of the season that don’t mean anything. Why why why after the minor league season is over would you send a player like Brown home and not have him come up?

I was almost onboard with the Sabean bashing until he signed Theriot, that was the guy I wanted. But if he lets Evans run this kid Brown down like this I will believe something’s rotten in the stew.

by muzak on Jan 27, 2012 6:00 PM PST reply actions  

Evans is correct. Maybe a September callup.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah? So you send home your starting CF for 2013 at the point closest to that season when he could play on a major league field: BS.

by muzak on Jan 27, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I am unable to parse your sentence, but Brown has exactly 0 games over A ball. I’m excited about the guy’s upside but he’s not the starting anything at the major league level yet.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

He is criticizing the notion of not giving Brown a cup of coffee in September after the minor league season has ended.

I’ll join in with Johnny here and say that it’s not a given he will be the CF in 2013. If he does well this year, he might start with the team on Opening Day 2013, but nothing is a given at this point. It’s a long road to there from here.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

2013

Look at your options, an older Cabrera who’s not really a CFer anymore, and Pagan who personally I never want to see over Brown. Who’s going to play CF for this team to win a championship, Melky Cabrera?

by muzak on Jan 27, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Somebody else™.

The Giants are allowed to win the World Series any year.

If Brown isn’t ready, he isn’t ready. No reason to force the issue with a half-baked call-up.

He’ll be with the team when he’s ready to help the team.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, I don’t get this sentiment. Gary Brown is only plausibly the CF in 2013 if he does well in 2012 in a level higher than A ball.

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by speckops on Jan 28, 2012 12:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I would like to believe that he’ll be ready, since he played three years of college and is apparently ready defensively. But yeah, kid’s gotta hit.

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by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2012 12:05 AM PST up reply actions  

He did use the word “ideally” didn’t he? Ideally would mean it wasn’t even necessary to bring him up, because CF would not be a problem in 2012. They obviously don’t want to rush him and have him possibly overmatched by major league pitching. You’d also have to make a 40 man roster move. I don’t get the freakout over this.

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by rxmeister on Jan 28, 2012 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think anybody does except the OP.

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by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Heh.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

still wished he played faked some 2nd base. I would make ratherr useful.

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by daveinexile on Jan 28, 2012 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be opposed to a September callup, but I suspect it would be a ‘bring him up and let him get accustomed to being in the bigs while riding the pine’ deal a la Buster Posey.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not saying anything more than that is guaranteed, but I do think Brown should set the goal to play well and make it in Sept. If Evans is telling you forget it kid, just stay in the minors WTF kind of goal is that?

by muzak on Jan 27, 2012 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

You realize that most prospects, even the best ones, spend at least two years in the minors, right? Not everybody gets to be Buster Posey.

And if Brown doesn’t have sufficient motivation to work and reach the big leagues… why is he playing professional baseball?

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Brown is not most prospects

How many of those 48 guys in front of him on the highest ranked prospects who had one season in A ball last year do you think won’t see mlb this year. Hector Sanchez, how many seasons did he have before last year?

by muzak on Jan 27, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Hector Sanchez
Signed by the San Francisco Giants as an amateur free agent in 2006.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you are unpacking a little too enthusiastically. He can have a full year in the minors and still get a cup of coffee in September.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Read the quote: Evans says "ideally not in Sept"

Ray asked him the direct question, “what about Sept callups” in response to him saying he wanted Brown in the minors all year.

by muzak on Jan 27, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

You know what that sounds like?

Someone not showing their hand before a single pitch has been thrown in spring training.

He’s allowed to re-evaluate once Brown has actually, you know, done something.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Bull, in this day and age that quote is flying around mlb at the speed of sound. That’s part of the problem, Brown is gonna hear that and I think that’s wrong.

by muzak on Jan 27, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

hopefully by now it’s not just us that doesn’t believe a single word uttered by Giants management.

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

i only go by their actions not their words

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you

for the undying hatred. Part of me is just looking into the future and seeing GM: Bobby Evans. I will rue that day like all you have rued Sabean this past year.

by muzak on Jan 27, 2012 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

wtf Bobby Evans has been one of the best things to happen to the Giants in years

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by jponry on Jan 27, 2012 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn't mean he's a GM

I get his role as the voice of dissent against rushing players, which Sabean can and likely will overrule. But I don’t think he’s GM materia.

by muzak on Jan 27, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

why are we freaking out about Bobby Evans as a future GM!? WTF?

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by jponry on Jan 27, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The time to stop him is now. Otherwise, next thing you know, he’s invading Poland!

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 27, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

More like jponry CHAMBERLAIN

amirite?

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

'Peace in our time'?

Not while Bobby Evans is around! Do you think Brown is at peace right now? NO!

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 27, 2012 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Slap a VP!

But Panda hats!

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Panda butt hats!

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 27, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s already been influence by Sovereign, but he doesn’t know it yet.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Most likely buying ME2 today, though I’m still just scouring the galaxy for experience and shit in ME1 before Ilos.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

what class were you

soldiers are useless in me2

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by operation carrot on Jan 28, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Infiltrator for my main dude. Whatever the mostly-biotic hybrid class was for my second playthrough.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

heck yeah

infiltrators are in my opinion the best class in me2. especially if you choose to take the assault rifle half way through the game.

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by operation carrot on Jan 28, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

ME3

I’ve heard all classes can use all guns

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, that pissed me off

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by operation carrot on Jan 28, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

not useless

only way to survive insane is that slow down ability, right?

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

their ability is pretty cool

but their main advantage is that they get the ar
but infiltrators can get one too half way though
that plus the ability to one hit kill most enemies later in the game makes the infiltrators extremely deadly

turning invisible is hella cool too

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by operation carrot on Jan 28, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

i did vanguard because I’m a tactless american and want a shotgun and a cigarette

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF?

Why talk baseball at all in January? If you can’t equate FO people to members of the 3rd reich.

by muzak on Jan 27, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

you just seem very up in arms about things that don’t really seem like a concern at this point.

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by jponry on Jan 27, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer Knights of the Round.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think very many people care.

Gary Brown is a first round pick and a Top 50 page. He knows what he’s accomplished. If anything, it will probably only motivate him further to prove them wrong and “earn” that call-up.

After the Belt situation last year, we should be glad to hear that Evans wants to take things slowly with Brown.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you’re reading way too much into a radio interview in January. Brown won’t be hurt by not getting a cup of coffee in September, if that’s what ends up happening.

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by jponry on Jan 27, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, exactly. This isn’t worth worrying about right now. What’s the harm in Evans offering conservative comments in a freaking radio interview?

by Dan from NM on Jan 27, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Fortunately Evans ain't the final say

Evans is already dead set against bringing him up at all and there’s not a whole lot of voices to the contrary. Even if Brown struggled mightily I would still bring him up at the end of the season when the minor league season (likely Fresno) is over. It’s better than sending him home period. I don’t think that dead set opposition serves the player or the club’s best interest. If Brown plays extremely well he should be rewarded likewise.

by muzak on Jan 27, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't forget that Brown fizzled in the AZL this year due to fatigue & illness

I’d rather he get the time off and get a full winter ball season so he has a chance at midseason callup in 2013, than get a cup of coffee this year.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 27, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

kripes, now I’ve got a Neil Diamond song stuck in my head.
Thanks.

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

September morn…..
blah blah blah blah blah blah
a brand new day
blah blah blah blah blah blah
something, something romantic play…

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Definitely not one of his better ones.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

I don’t see why you’d get mad about this. And let’s not get ahead of ourselves – the upper minors have stalled many a Giants hitting prospect before.

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by jponry on Jan 27, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Just hope he’ll be able to succeed in Richmond and not stall, definitely going to be a big test

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It ain't just about the hitting

It’s about the speed of the game in the majors. If he wants to be the starter at any point in 2013 he’s going to have to know what it takes. My preference is not to banish the kid to the minors. Fortunately I don’t think Sabean agrees completely about not giving him a shot if he plays well. This was more about Evans being the ultra-conservative that even pisses me off.

by muzak on Jan 27, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think that sounds ultraconservative to me.

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by jponry on Jan 27, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

This was more about Evans being the ultra-conservative that even pisses me off.

Sound and fury, signifying nothing.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Saying that a guy who finished last year in Single-A shouldn’t be in the major leagues this year is hardly ultra-conservative.

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by El Person on Jan 27, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

It does border on fascism, though, so… Czechoslovakian?

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by Ott on Jan 27, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s Herr Evans to you.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you say that to the kid?

Or publicly in the media, look kid you can maintain a .900 OPS throughout the year and we’re still not bringing you up? This is not about how good Brown will be, this is about the strategy to develop him. I think players in the minors should ALWAYS be working for a Sept callup. Plenty of GM’s feel that way too, I’m not sure Sabean the conservative one doesn’t even.

by muzak on Jan 27, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

look kid you can maintain a .900 OPS throughout the year and we’re still not bringing you up?

He said this?

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Your listening comprehension skills seem to be a problem. I think you’re reading way too much into this.

by Dan from NM on Jan 27, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

You are taking this way out of context. He never said it was set in stone just ideally he spends the whole season in the minors which I have no problems with whatsoever.

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by sanfrankid on Jan 28, 2012 8:42 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I think a fairer criticism is asking why he didn't get moved up to AA last year

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by DFARowand on Jan 27, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

OK

I’ll take that, I came here for the gaddamn dead set hatred against bashing players. There were media members shocked when Evans wanted Belt to stay in the minors until Sept last year after his injury. And I’m not convinced Evans would’ve brought him up at all even with the injuries that supposedly necessitated it. But Sabean did think Belt needed to come up, even though Bochy wouldn’t play him. That was THE WRONG strategy, plenty here have said as much.

by muzak on Jan 27, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

“bashing young players”

by muzak on Jan 27, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I think there are much bigger problems than Bobby Evans...

…He may be conservative in his desire for players to be called up, but mayhaps its because he knows what Sabey-Sabes and Bork will do to those players.

Evans is pretty astute in his analyses of player development.

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by bigboneded on Jan 27, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

It's almost like it's his job.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that's what I'm fuckin talking about!

Evans will be the boss when Sabean is done, that’s what I’m worried about.

by muzak on Jan 27, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I would like to see Brown as a viable MLB OF...

…but I trust Bobby Evans’ opinion more than my own desire.

If it were up to me, Brown, Panik, Oropesa, Payne, Joseph, Peguero, etc. would all be on the opening day roster.

That is why I am not the GM, assistant GM, or VP of Player Development.

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by bigboneded on Jan 27, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

We could carry three catchers on our bench!

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Only if 2 of them can’t hit their way out of a wet paper bag or barely win a home run derby with the relievers!!

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by daveinexile on Jan 28, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

This whole chain is crazy.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
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by Giant among Angels on Jan 27, 2012 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

My computer still thinks it’s 6:02. It’s been stuck there for some time now. This is strange.

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by El Person on Jan 27, 2012 6:15 PM PST reply actions  

My guess is 13 minutes...

It’s not even 6 yet, here.

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by bigboneded on Jan 27, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

It was just stuck there. Now it says 6:17, which is right.

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by El Person on Jan 27, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

You should have gone outside and checked to see if people had stopped moving.

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by ResDog on Jan 27, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

This reminded me of that late 1980s sitcom where this girl had magic skills and when she touched her two fingers everyone froze. Forgot the name of the show, though.

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Out of this World.

Oscar Wilde may have been a brilliant and talented man, but at the end of the day he was still a cocksucker, just like the Dodgers.

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That’s it. It wasn’t very good.

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by SFGuy on Jan 28, 2012 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Theme song was great though! Would you like to swing on a star…

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For the longest time, my brother though the next line was “Perry Mason’s home in a jar”

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by IanRogue on Jan 29, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

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by DFARowand on Jan 27, 2012 6:42 PM PST reply actions  

Stros signing the guy flem and miller like to call Gad Zuke was a surprise to me in this vain.

by muzak on Jan 27, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

with whining coming back that's a really solid rotation

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by operation carrot on Jan 27, 2012 6:48 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Even without Pujols, I have to think the Cardinals are one of two or three best teams in the NL now. Let’s just hope that special agent Matheny can bring them down from the inside.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Pitching should be very good especially with Oswalt

Not sure I trust their lineup, though. There’s a lot of creaky veteran injury potential there.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 27, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, being anchored by Holliday, Berkman, and Beltran is a slightly volatile situations, but on the other hand…

Furcal
Freese
Beltran
Holliday
Berkman
Craig/Jay
Molina
Schumaker
Wainwright

That lineup can fucking hit.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

You can throw Furcal on the list of guys who are injury risks too… And I’m not totally sold on Freese/Craig yet… And I have no idea if Berkman can continue to hit like he did last year…But I agree, on paper it looks good.

Still, although its early, I think I’d be tempted to take Cincinnati in the central.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 27, 2012 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

They were my pick last year, but the pitching was completely MIA.

My read on the teams in the central:
Cardinals: They can pitch and hit, but injuries.
Reds: They can hit, but can they pitch?
Brewers: They can hit, but why aren’t they pitching well? Also, Nyjer Morgan.
Cubs: Theo, but not a lot to work with so far.
Pirates: Always a year away from contending.
Astros: LOL

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Just another year in the NL central in the 21st century.

So can count on the ’Stros padding other NL central teams by about 5 games. One of the others will implode doing the same and the division will still be challanged to have a 90 game winner.

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by daveinexile on Jan 28, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow.

Cardinals are going to be good next year.

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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

On paper

Missing Pujols is a lot.

by muzak on Jan 27, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

They still scored the most runs in the NL last year

and their pitching is going to be better this year.

They lost Pujols, but they got Beltran who could off set a good chunk of it. Plus Beltran probably plays defense better than Berkman who goes back to first, so their defense improves.

I think they will be pretty good.

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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Pujols was barely even Pujols-ian last year.

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by speckops on Jan 28, 2012 12:05 AM PST up reply actions  

They get Waino back too right?

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by Natto on Jan 27, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

They should. I haven't heard much about him though

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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I will be very interested to see if this has a measurable impact.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Over the short term I doubt it will. Always seemed to me like his major contribution was the occasional “holy shit” reclamation project. Like the Jeff Weaver incident of 2006 (although looking at the numbers now, that’s not quite as impressive as I remember it being).

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 27, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Mike Matheny knows how to handle a staff.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if LaRussa interviewed before hand to see if Matheny believed in an acceptable number of pitching changes per inning

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea I am Paniked a bit

This kid is super green, but so is Sanchez’s health. I think they have to push Panik through the system, he can’t linger in A ball once he’s ready for AA. I think that’s already been decided to be his tract, but I am generally in favor of getting a 2Bman and CFer ready ASAP. Strength up the middle = strength in the game.

by muzak on Jan 27, 2012 6:48 PM PST reply actions  

let's chill out on panik until he plays some full season ball

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by jponry on Jan 27, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

You Are Blinded By Your Anti-Prospect Bias.

You would play Huff until the cows come home!

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

As long as they put their bags down and hopped on the bbq, that would be fine by me!

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by speckops on Jan 28, 2012 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

How long do you really think Lincecum is going to stick with this club Bochy’s vets? In reality they have 2 years to make hay while the sunshines. If Brown and Panik are ready to contribute by 2013 at any point and they show promise that makes a Lincecum all that more willing to want to stay. And Evans did say that conversation with Lincecum will likely come back for good around the middle of 2013.

by muzak on Jan 27, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

My point is that Panik is far from a sure thing and pretty far from contributing

short season A ball is a far cry from even the Cal League, let alone the majors. Chill out and stop concern trolling about them not moving him fast enough until he’s hitting .350 in A+ at least, geez.

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by jponry on Jan 27, 2012 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Trolling? That's quite an accusation.

2 threads with a bit of sardonic humor if read right, a discussion that seemed to get everybody involved. You really think that? Please, do me a favor delete them, take my ridiculousness right off this elite blog. I am a shit disturber, but you went low with this one, you kicked me right out for another few months.

by muzak on Jan 27, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry for the misunderstanding

concern trolling is different from straight-up trolling. it’s posting comments that are freaking out about something that hasn’t come close to happening yet.

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by jponry on Jan 27, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT WILL WE DO WHEN THE STROS MOVE TO THE NL?

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by speckops on Jan 28, 2012 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

WHAT WILL WE DO WHEN THE STROS MOVE TO THE NL? AL AND CHANGE THEIR NAME ?

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by nvsfg on Jan 28, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I am a 28 year old... semi grown person

and I am weeping like a baby during 500 Days of Summer.

Yes, I’m just out of a “Summer-ish” relationship, no Hollywood ending, though.

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by homegrowntalent on Jan 27, 2012 6:54 PM PST reply actions  

I'm in one right now!!!

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 27, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked that movie quite a bit, but I know some people who hate it and I totally understand that position.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 27, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s pretty well done, but I’m a sucker for non-linear story telling.

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by homegrowntalent on Jan 27, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

lolxanthan

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I really liked it.

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by Natto on Jan 27, 2012 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

The kid from “3rd Rock” really ended up being quite the actor.

Matt Cain is better than you, but apparently not cool enough for Showtime.

by homegrowntalent on Jan 27, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

The two of them were in "Manic" together, and were wonderful.

I worked in Psych hospitals for ten years, with adolescents, and apart from a couple issues, closest accounting to the actual job I’ve ever seen (I was Cheadle).

Less flaws than Moneyball.

But I didn’t like (500) Days…

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Jan 27, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't want to get killed for saying this.

But not a Zooey Deschanel fan. I feel like she stole Parker Posey’s career.

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by homegrowntalent on Jan 27, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

(This is too easy…)
Parker Posey had a career? :)

Seems like its all been down hill since THE DOOM GENERATION.

Or wait… maybe I’m thinking of Rose McGowan
:) :)

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by jeremy.lassen on Jan 28, 2012 1:12 AM PST up reply actions  

PARKER POSEY ! QUEEN OF THE B's

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by nvsfg on Jan 28, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Advice....

Keep things in perspective. Whatever the fuck that means.

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by homegrowntalent on Jan 27, 2012 6:56 PM PST reply actions  

reply fail, to A_Lew

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by homegrowntalent on Jan 27, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Trying. I’m in a ‘who is more independent’ stand off. I don’t know how to win this battle.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 27, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Or what victory will entail.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 27, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I would say “play it cool” but that never seems to work for me.

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by homegrowntalent on Jan 27, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Playing it cool is hard work.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 27, 2012 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Right?

I’m much better at being quasi-crazy and letting the chips fall as they may.

Matt Cain is better than you, but apparently not cool enough for Showtime.

by homegrowntalent on Jan 27, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Be more independent!

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, Selig said this?
We’re working on dates right now. That’ll all take place. It looks to me like we’ll have it because I’ve told everybody we have to have it. It’ll be exciting. One-game playoff, it will start the playoffs in a very exciting manner," he said.

(Emphasis mine)

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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 6:56 PM PST reply actions  

The MLB Wild Card Playoff...

Sponsored by Corn Pops™.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

What a fucking waste.

I hate this idea so much, even if it’s the only way we make the post-season next year.

by Cap M on Jan 27, 2012 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Guys... i'm freaking out

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 7:11 PM PST reply actions  

hi everybody!

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Jan 27, 2012 7:14 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

HELLO!!!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it me you're looking for?

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I can see it in your eyes.

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by Natto on Jan 27, 2012 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I can see it in your smile…

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by Unitard on Jan 28, 2012 12:33 AM PST up reply actions  

HI, DOCTOR OLDJACKET

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

’sup

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants were an answer to a Jeopardy question tonight.

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 7:18 PM PST reply actions  

I’m not giving too much away because it’s only a question. The category was something like “Last place National League teams” and the answer was “This team finished in last place in 2007 and won the World Series in 2010”.

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

SPOILERS!

Now I’ll never know if I would’ve gotten it on my own!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jan 27, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

If a Giants fan seriously didn’t get that one, they should be banned for life on any Giants board.

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

and made to wear a Tommy Lasorda jersey at AT&T Park every home game for the next 10 years.

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I was at a Giants game last April (the loss to the Braves where Vogelsong pitched in young belief). We’re sitting in section 119, and two “fans” are sitting behind us. One of them very loudly asks, “Wait, who was our shortstop last year?”

Things nearly got ugly.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Pitched in young belief?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I new a guy whose arms where so short.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

LONG RELIEF

No clue what happened there.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

“I can play professional baseball one day” certainly fits that bill.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, the Giants won the World Series?

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Visual confirmation

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Jan 27, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

That is beautiful news.

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by homegrowntalent on Jan 27, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

We're not out of the woods.

He’s got a non-lymphoma tumor in his left lung that’s decreased his breathing capacity to 60%. We have to hope chemo takes, but any good news I’ll take, damnit.

by Cap M on Jan 27, 2012 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

:(

yea, fuck cancer. seriously. He’s definitely going through alot i’d suppose. My mom was i think in and out of chemo for 5 years… just nobody should deal with it, especially at 25? wow, good news though it hasn’t spread

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

That is definitely some good news

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

good news!

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I fucking hate cancer. I’m hoping I can post simalr news soon.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2012 6:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Pablo Golfdabol (Terrible, I know)

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 7:43 PM PST reply actions  

I am not a fan of position players swinging a golf club.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jan 27, 2012 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Judging by the way his swing looks now, it seems like it wouldn’t have mattered.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 28, 2012 12:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve tried to play golf multiple times since I stopped playing baseball, and to this day my golf swing disturbingly resembles my baseball swing.

Needless to say, I am awful at golf.

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 28, 2012 3:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I got a hole-in-one on the loop-de-loop in mini golf one time. So theres that.

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 28, 2012 3:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Steph Curry is so, so awful at the fast break.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 7:49 PM PST reply actions  

it's his ankle... doesn't know what foot to jump off of

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless you’re talking about the bones in his ankle.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Toucheé.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, I cannot type tonight.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

And.... BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 8:06 PM PST reply actions  

Warriors-Thunder is being seen live in China.

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 8:09 PM PST reply actions  

Jean Quann in the building!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

BTW

Dave Flemming on the call for St. Mary’s-BYU tomorrow for ESPN U.

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice. Pretty big game tomorrow

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

And for those Cal/Stanford fans, Gus Johnson on the call for that game Sunday.

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

wow...

i asked this on twitter… what would be really awesome would be to see games like this: SMC vs. CAL, Stanford vs. Santa Clara, WCC vs. Pac 12… definitely think those would be some fantastic games

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably won’t get it unless they add games since the Pac-12 has signed a deal with the Big 10. You are more likely to see a Stanford or Cal vs. Ohio State. than any of those games.

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind that either actually… but seriously, that would be some fun basketball to watch, Bay Area teams going at it. That’s unfortunate they’re signed with the Big 10. If Michigan plays at CAL or Stanford i’m definitely going though

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Knowing the schedule makers, it will be Ohio State or Michigan vs. USC or Oregon and Cal would get Indiana.

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Talking football, BTW

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea… i know Damon Bruce was talking about that the other day. CAL at home vs. Michigan… if that ever happened, i’d go in my Michigan jersey for sure…

Is next year going to be the first year they’ll play?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t know. I heard about the deal a few weeks ago.

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm very content with this though

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Some fear the disappearance of USC-Notre Dame and Stanford-Notre Dame.

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s all about ratings, don’t think they’ll drop it unless it’s not getting any ratings

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Back in my day SMC and Cal did play. And the Gaels were victorious. Cal did not renew the series after that.

Lot’s of talk about strength of schedule etc.

Finally a signature worth having:

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by fierrpawz on Jan 28, 2012 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

well..
IamaGM IamaGM.com
Warriors television revenue has increased from $9 million to $25 million dlvr.it/17jbHv

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

That should help pay for that new arena next to AT&T park.

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by jeremy.lassen on Jan 28, 2012 1:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Klay Thompson looks like a pretty alright player

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 8:28 PM PST reply actions  

He’s picked it up, I’m glad that he’s not getting Udoh’d.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

although... Udoh looking lost again tonight

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

He barely played last year, so I can hardly say I’m surprised.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

no, i mean, even when he was playing he looked lost

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Hard to get better when you don’t play.

At this point I’m willing to concede he probably was not a good pick, but yeah, he looks way too green to be in his second year.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

even when he was playing he didn’t grab a rebound. I totally agree he should be playing more… but man, the problem with Udoh is that he isn’t grabbing rebounds, at least, not often.

It should be Udoh/Tyler at C… but to be honest, warriors don’t have a true center, Udoh’s a PF

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. He doesn’t have the size to play in the middle, and the defensive upside is a wash when he can’t shoot or distribute well.

I haven’t gotten to watch Tyler much. He’s the one who has good size but is pretty raw, right?

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup, no doubt, put him in there with a decent Center, he’d be productive, don’t ask him to be the “big man”. Totally agree.

Tyler played tonight, 13 minutes, wasn’t bad, made two shots from like, 20 feet. You’re right, he’s the 6’10 kid, 20 years old, very raw. Showed a ton more effort and heart than Andris

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Showed a ton more effort and heart than Andris

#notsayingmuch

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

why he’s on the team still is absolutely beyond me

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he’s got incriminating pictures of Lacob or something.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

man, that wouldn’t surprise me. Good thing he’s slowly having his minutes decreased

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Man... this is getting old doing nothing during the weekends

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 8:51 PM PST reply actions  

You said it sister.

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by homegrowntalent on Jan 27, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, even though I’m sure we mean different things by that.
Can you plan something to do with your girl? The Mr. and I spent a few years apart and we would do things like rent the same movie to watch together while talking on the phone. We talked about what kind of house we wanted to have and would send floor plans back and forth via email.

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually that’s pretty interesting, should definitely try doing that. We’re definitely talking about houses or apartments to live in, what we’ll do when that happens. My neighbor the other day back in Moraga reminded me of something where if we don’t look forward for something you get bored very quickly.

But, yea, being here with not many friends around Santa Cruz, kinda sucks. All my friends are in Cincinnati, Chicago, Columbus… But, Mr. Merope isn’t home yet, huh?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah he is, he’s playing his guitar and we were talking about what we were going to do for Opening Weekend. We take his birthday & Valentines (Feb) our anniversary (March) and my birthday (April) combine them all together and do a weekend in the Bay Area on Giants opening weekend. Usually 2 Giants games and a Sharks game. This year though no Sharks.

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool. That’s kinda like what my girl and i do, her birthday is so close with Christmas, so we just get presents for eachother then, so we basically just don’t get eachother gifts for birthdays. So you were saying you could go to California Academy of Sciences, would be sweet.

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, spend a day at GGP LoL I should drag out our roller blades, that’d be a sprained ankle or two!

We already went to a Sharks game this season and it’s so expensive, so we might just skip that.

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha, that would be a pretty awesome day, why not, if the weather’s nice?

That’s the reason why my dad and i don’t go to Sharks games, so expensive, and we can just enjoy it here at home, why not, don’t have to worry about driving or anything

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

We like to go to one game a year, and we already did so… I don’t think we’re as emotionally invested in this years team either. So that makes a difference.

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha, i hope the go to the Championship series this year then, and win it all. I just enjoy watching hockey. Hurts with Havlat out so far and a lackluster defense

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Clowe being out hasn’t helped either
hopefully him and Wingels will return after the break.
That reminds me, the skills competition is tomorrow got get the Mr. to set the dvr.

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Most definitely about the injuries to Clowe and Wingels, that’s just experience and energy that’s out.

and the skills competition will be the only thing i watch from the All Star weekend really

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Si

Setting goals, planning a vacation, big night on the town. You got to have something to look forward to.

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by ResDog on Jan 27, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup. Pretty much what helps all the time

if you have nothing to look forward to, you’ll go crazy

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

yup
We also once got out a US map and crossed off every state where we wouldn’t want to live… lol I think we ended up with CA, AZ, OR, WA, and Mass. as the only inhabitable states for us.

We spent a lot of time on the phone. And that was in the days before unlimited calling plans…oy.

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha.

she wants to live in NC… i just can’t do that, way too far away from home. Chicago or that area is perfect in terms of relative distance for her and i, 6 hour drive to Cleveland, 3 and a half hour flight to SF. Plus a big enough city for her and i to find an opportunity.

She’s doing student teaching now.

Yea, the phone thing, well, we’re texting alot, lately she’s been quiet due to student teaching and she’s made alot of friends, which is great

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Doing nothing on the weekends is, like, my ideal schedule.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Relaxing for sure... but EVERY weekend

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

would howie be interested in an assistant professorship teaching English writing? Between lack of sleep and cold medicine I may be getting my McCoven confused.

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw you posted that in one of these threads. I bookmarked the page. They’re taking apps through March, so I’m okay timewise. Still getting a few things together letters-wise. I have slim chances at full-time positions because of lolexperience, but there’s no harm in trying. I always find it frustrating that “Give me a classroom and I’ll more than justify my paycheck” doesn’t count as a valid application.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, good for you man. No ham in applying at all. And this is how i feel all the time with any job:

"Give me a classroom and I’ll more than justify my paycheck"
not in a classroom, but in a job

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

This is pretty much the reason

that I’m working as an “independent contractor” right now.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, well, here’s a question for you, job related, actually this is open to anyone… if i’m applying to jobs in Chicago, not getting any calls back or anything, is that possibly due to me not living in the Chicago area? Even though i point out countless times that I am willing to move without financial aid.

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s in your cover letter? I’d come right out in the cover letter and say "I am moving to [city] "

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Basically saying that i am planning on moving to Chicago in the next few months… good point, basically say that i’m moving there. It’s either that or i put my friends address on my resume

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

these days, I wonder, do you have to put an address on a resume? your cell phone number and your business email address, you do have a “grown-up” email address right?

cuz if you are having people email you at studboy69@hotmail.com that might be part of the problem.

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope, i don’t put an address on my resume, just phone number, and email. And yes, i do have a gmail account, so that helps. It’s basically my last name and the first letter of both my first and middle name at the end.

haha, that would definitely be an issue if that were the case.

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Employers just hate hotmail.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

oh geeez
thanks a lot sbn autoformatting!

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

The problem is that there is no shortage of clowns who will say the same thing, but with no justification.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 28, 2012 7:37 AM PST up reply actions  

But I’ll say it with conviction.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah the few places I’ve gone in to sub and they put me in a classroom with kids… they’re like “Wow, you’re good, too bad we don’t have anything permanent.”
I’m going to apply for the ECE one, I’ll get called for an interview but I won’t get the job. Oh well.

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

But seriously, they should just hire me.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Girlfriend is getting worried about jobs… Still hasn’t graduated, but she’s worried about what will happen, meaning she’ll take a job anywhere, even if that means not living together or close… Education’s a tough business to get into

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriuosly

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 27, 2012 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing going on at SLO?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Not really. Just frat stuff that I can’t get in to.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 27, 2012 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

meh

freshman year for me was pretty bad since all i did was do nothing, and hang in the dorms, by myself. Finally started hanging out with others in the dorm just playing board games and stuff

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. I really hope I can get a house next year with my friends.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 27, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

that'd definitely be sweet

kinda regret not living in a house with some friends… just lived with a kid freshman year, insane

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL, that is awesome

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ve decided to skip opening day this year -sorry jcb9 no calendar – and we’re going to go to that first Sunday home game instead.
We’re thinking of going to the new Cal Academy of Science Saturday, maybe the Sat nite game, and definitely the Sunday game.

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 9:01 PM PST reply actions  

Have you been yet? I've still yet to have gone

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

No we haven’t been and every time we think we might go it turns out there’s something going on at GGP.

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds fantastic, very nice

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to see the living roof thing. I read all about it on line.

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I know that the 49ers are thinking of doing that

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

at the new stadium or the practice facility?
I think the Raiders or the A’s have some solar something or other at their buildings.

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Stadium

Definitely a good idea, go green. The warriors have that on their practice facility.

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe that’s what i’m thinking of

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Either way, the living roof at the California Academy of Sciences is something i would very much like to see as well

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember to buy your tickets next Saturday online. Don’t go to Stub Hub unless it’s seems cheaper.

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Do they sell out pretty fast?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I got an email about tickets going on sale next week sometime? I didn’t really look at it so I can’t say for sure what days they were going to be selling.

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

oh... thought we were talking about California Academy of Sciences, my bad

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

They are selling opening week tickets and that Garden Gnome day to early bird season ticket holder right now and the rest of the season ticket holders get a chance Tuesday,

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

here it is:
Use your Visa card for an exclusive opportunity to purchase tickets to 2012 regular season Giants games before they go on sale to the general public! As an official sponsor of the San Francisco Giants, Visa is making this special offer available to Visa cardholders only, and tickets must be purchased with a Visa card. Take advantage of this special Visa only offer and be a part of Giants action.
This presale will begin on Thursday, February 2 at 10:00 a.m. PT and ends on Friday, February 3rd at 11:59 p.m. PT.

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You can do this if you have a Visa.

Depends on where you want to sit.

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Academy of Sciences is pretty darn cool.

My recommendation is as soon as you get in, get seats for the planetarium show (it’s free, but you have to go get tickets for a particular showtime), they fill up fast.

One of my favorite places in SF =)

I came, I saw, I told bad jokes and left.

by IanRogue on Jan 29, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

So, Trine 2 is awesome.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 9:49 PM PST reply actions  

Warriors games are definitely entertaining, even though they continue to lose

that much closer to the top draft pick

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 9:56 PM PST reply actions  

Skyrim

So I’m a werewolf now apparently. I wonder if being a dragon and a werewolf will mess me up

by GiantPain on Jan 27, 2012 9:56 PM PST reply actions  

Haha.

At least you’re not a vampire!

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I think vamp and werewolf are mutually exclusive, but I’m not sure.

Plus, I understand that being a vampire gets to be hard as balls in the later stages.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

They are NOT mutually exclusive. But you do smell like a wet dog.

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I dislike that Young Adult Romance is now a section at Barnes & Noble

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Young Adult Romance is unhealthy.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

friend of mine wrote a Young Adult Romance novel that will be published this and is already talking movie rights

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually thought of a cool YA book premise. First person. Female lead. War/battle backstory. It’s probably the next long project not associated with my fantasy novel or any of these novellas.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Just throw in some teenage romance into your fantasy novel and…..profit!

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

lol!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the main reason I didn’t go into teaching

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

fuck them

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by El Person on Jan 27, 2012 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d like to, but it’s frowned upon by Mrs. Disaster.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 28, 2012 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

there's like no downside to it tbh

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by jponry on Jan 27, 2012 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

But how will you live without the well-rested bonus?

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/has never gotten a bonus from sleeping

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by groug on Jan 27, 2012 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

For some reason we are watching the X games

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 10:05 PM PST reply actions  

Gonna have to change to that now, since the warriors game is over

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Sportscenter now, sadly.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

PISS

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

SSIP DOC

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL, i guess that works?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It's late on a Friday, cut me some slack.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s all good, need to drink

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh hell, now you’ve crossed the words Sip and Piss in my brain. I did not need those words in such close proximity.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Just concentrate on the word "TOOTBLAN."

It’s like the anti-earworm.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

AWKWARD MOMENTS:

A women in an open marriage blatantly hitting on you while her husband is sitting right there, and her friend who you’re actually interested in is on the other side of you.

I need to re-evaluate my priorities.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 27, 2012 10:21 PM PST reply actions  

O_O

… i wouldn’t know what to do in that situation to be honest

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Hooray beer!

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, i think that is the only answer, cheers

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, this happens to me all the time.

by non sequitur on Jan 27, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

In college

I was dating this girl, who I didn’t realize was in an open relationship with someone else, til she told me. Which was like, oh man, too much for me.

I’m open minded, but when it comes to my own relationships, I’m kinda non-patronizingly old school, and always on the look-out for a partner and a friend in addition to sex. I like romance and heavy metal, sue me.

ANYWAY, so turns out, the dude was cool with it and took us both out to see Thank You For Smoking. Which was awkward enough, but this guy could totally kick my ass, so who am I to say no? Then the gal played footsie with the both of us. And then I was invited back for a late dinner.

I found a way to go home without stopping by what could only be described at the most awkward apartment ever.

She mellowed out eventually, we’re still friends, but man oh man I never want to deal with a situation like that again.

by Cap M on Jan 27, 2012 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I like romance and heavy metal, sue me.

Words to live by, my friend. Words to live by.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 27, 2012 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

no problem with that whatsoever

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Open relationships are unhealthy.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I would tend to agree with this.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

this

bad things are bound to happen

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Same here.

Who am I to judge, anyway? I think the difference is, I don’t think you can do it til you’re both mature enough to handle the ramifications.

by Cap M on Jan 27, 2012 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Without getting too far into it, I think maturity is not the quality that allows that arrangement to be functional.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd argue an understanding about ones needs physically

And coming to a mutual agreement in partnership can certainly be mature.

by Cap M on Jan 27, 2012 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I was in one in college

ask me anything?

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by operation carrot on Jan 27, 2012 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I’ve already taken this subthread as far as it will go.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Not always.
It just takes a lot of work.
Too many underestimate that.

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by waelwulf on Jan 27, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see how they’re not fundamentally unsustainable.

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by speckops on Jan 28, 2012 12:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Coincidence!

I dated a girl who was in an open relationship. While I thought that she was great, the entire thing was weird for me and I didn’t see a future so I decided to call it off. But she still liked me and I still liked her so things spiraled on for a while, here and there, off and on. Eventually she stopped taking my calls/texts. I let it go.

Fast forward to tonight. My roommate runs into the girl in question while out at a concert. They get to talking, and apparently girl is still pretty fond of me. And now is friends with my roommate. So, weird. Who knows about the open relationship thing. And of course I’ve got other issues to contend with.

I’m gonna be in a relationship explosion sometime in the near future. It’s so happening.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 28, 2012 4:04 AM PST up reply actions  

How was your multigirl implosion? Or is that tomorrow?

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by Deleuzian on Jan 28, 2012 4:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Today!

I should get some sleep!

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 28, 2012 4:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Best of luck to ya.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 28, 2012 4:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Haven’t checked the board in awhile and when I returned it said “109 unread comments”.

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 10:46 PM PST reply actions  

amazing, this is a sign!!!

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That’s my second favorite number of unread comments.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I missed out on the 109 meme so I never know what it the joke is when it’s posted

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it has something to do with one person asking what Barry Zito pitch count was and a dozen people all typed “109” and it became the meme.

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

This was in a GDT in 2008, I believe.

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by El Person on Jan 27, 2012 11:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it was a Giants home game as I don’t remember being here.

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

It was an away game against the Marlins.

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by Natto on Jan 27, 2012 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, if only there were some page that had this information.

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by Natto on Jan 27, 2012 11:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah…..forgot about that. Thought it was more of a pop culture thingy which made me feel even more out of it because I usually get pop culture thingys

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 11:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Forgot that existed.

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 11:58 PM PST up reply actions  

there should be something about MLPFIM in there.

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This was back before people posting things simultaneously was old hat. It was still fresh hat.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

OT: Has anybody heard about Freakonomics? Damon was talking about it today on KNBR

sounded pretty crazy about how first names can definitely impact somebody’s life, in terms of getting a job for example

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 10:54 PM PST reply actions  

Assface a terrible first name to have financially. That’s why he changed it to Damon.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

lol, i mean, it sounded pretty crazy the study they did

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I read it.

It’s definitely pop economics, but there is some decently interesting stuff in there.

And yeah, I don’t doubt the name think in the least. His theory about the drop in violent crime is also pretty interesting.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I should probably read it… Damon was talking about how they took 3,000 resumes, 1500 with the name Greg, 1500 with the name Tyrone, and Greg got called back 33% more of the time

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

MURICA!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

More like MURIKKKA

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

i see it, you did thurr

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

The book got annoying after awhile. It’s a lot like Slate, completely contrarian just to be contrarian with a slight whiff of smugness attached

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 11:01 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

i don’t think i’ve ever really browsed Slate, huh

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Smug is the word

I appreciate some of the stuff they offer but a lot of the writers just bask in their sense of superiority. The progressive movement isn’t making any friends that way.

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Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 27, 2012 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

ehhhh, so basically it’s pretty meh, with some interesting stuff…

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

essentially

Anything Hitchens wrote for them is well worth reading, cause the dude was just a word-style genius. Otherwise, it’s…well, depends on how much back-patting you can deal with.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 27, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll probably do a search then for Hitchens and read a bit. Always interested in this kinda stuff

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Hitchen’s annoyed the hell out of me because he was like that guy at a dinner party who starts pontificating about everything, won’t let anybody get a word in edgewise, and causes everybody to either leave to the room or the party all together because they’re tired of hearing him speak and think he’s a big asshole

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I can understand that

And I dunno how I would have done at dinner with him. But if I’m sitting down specifically to read one of his columns, then I can just soak in the excellent writing.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 27, 2012 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the Mr. used to read that. Are they the ones who had the first people involved pull away or quit the project and then it all went to shit? Or was that something else? [everything else, I know]

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

You're missing a lot

/waits for Slate article about how you’re not missing much

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jan 27, 2012 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Check out this article on their front page today: “Why Don’t People Sing About Disease Anymore?”

Uhhh….because songs about malaria don’t rock?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Ronnie James Polio

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I do love that John Mellencamp classic “Smallpox Town”

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jan 27, 2012 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Back in the 80’s one of his songs prompted us to start calling him John Cougar MenstrualCramp I can’t say his name correctly anymore.

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

ha, yea, because i want to sing a song about a deadly disease, FUCK YEA

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t remember when the last time I read a Slate article was, but I’m pretty sure whenever it was, it pissed me off.

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by groug on Jan 27, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

lol, so is this the usual case with Slate?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

They basically take contrarian stances on things so people will pay attention to them.

That’s the usual case with them.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jan 27, 2012 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Either that or stuff like “why letting the internet die is a good idea” for no particular reason other than to get people to go their site and charge higher rates to advertisers

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

So basically just absolutely random articles

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

So, making their own case.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh my God, that article about how independent bookstores should die

made me enraged. And then they had him on their podcast to “defend” himself, and he was completely unapologetic. Fuck you Farhad Manjoo.

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by Murray, Present on Jan 28, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh man that was so fucking dumb

A friend of mine in the industry did a great takedown of the post.

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Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 28, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

My guess is he didn’t believe a word of what he wrote but was happy for the bonus he got from the editors for increasing page views.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 28, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a form of trolling, and yes that is the exact purpose. To generate traffic.

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by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the last time I read one was Bill James’ article that argued that the computer rankings groups that are associated with the BCS should withdraw themselves from the BCS. I think his main point was that the since BCS kept telling them how to change their formulations (to add more poll data, etc.), the computers were just becoming more and more like the polls themselves, so the computers people should roll out until they get to formulate their rankings their own way. Or something like that

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by baetown415 on Jan 28, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Come to think of it, didn’t Rihanna do “Malaria…aria…aria…hey hey?”

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

So if Barack Obama was a recent college graduate, he would have a tougher time than if his name was Mark Obama?

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

haha, good question

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Went by Barry in college!

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Barack Greg

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

OHHHHHHHHHH HALFWAY THERE

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHA, LIVING ON A PRAYER!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

(towards mecca, amirite?)

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I know a Tyrone and he’s Chinese.

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember about 10 years ago now we had a student drop and we waited in dread to find out what we would get to take her place. Then the admin office called to tell us Tyrone would start on Monday. We were terrified as to how this was going to upset the classroom dynamic, which was already a little crazy.

Turned out Tyrone was a sweet little kid with a thumb sucking fetish and a love of stuffed animals. Go figure.

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Or you could be Tyrone Greene

And be a poet:

Dark and lonely on the summer night.
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking – Do he bite?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Slip in his window,
Break his neck!
Then his house
I start to wreck!
Got no reason —
What the heck!
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
C-I-L-L …
My land – lord …

(waits to see if anyone gets this)

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I always loved how he misspelled “kill” in the poem. Also the line “got no reason…what the heck?”

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

but why does he want to kill his landlord so bad

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

In case I’m not about to fall into a chasm- it’s an Eddie Murphy skit from SNL. And if I did fall into the chasm………..help me….I’m falling…..

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

to be honest? I did not know that

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Eddie Murphy stopped being edgy after Haunted Mansion. It can be hard to remember what it was like back then.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

you’ve inspired me to watch Eddie Murphy youtube clips now

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

SO much emphasis on the

C-I-L-L… man, i want to watch “Trading Places”

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

/i know that was SNL

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

did not know he imitated Stevie Wonder, wow

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Here is Eddie Murphy as James Brown in the “hot tub” skit (it’s mirrored due to copyright); http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TESW8LMo2OY&feature=related

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 11:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I always loved Velvet Jones and his “How to Be a Ho” book

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

SNL was pretty good back then

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I might be the only person who still thinks Joe Piscapo was funny

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 11:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The Carl Lewis skit was pretty good

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard this once and I thought it was Joe Piscapo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szLD-XYQL5g

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 11:30 PM PST up reply actions  

i think i listened to Frank Sinatra

more than anything else when in middle school, that and Dean Martin

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:34 PM PST up reply actions  

You, Data, and Whoopi Goldberg, apparently

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by Murray, Present on Jan 28, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t Eddie Murphy part of the worst season of SNL ever?

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by El Person on Jan 27, 2012 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

this

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d say underrated but it was the cast I watched when I was finally allowed to stay up late and watch the show so I probably look upon more fondly than others

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that would be 1980-1981. But he survived that season along with one or two others. Everyone else was canned.

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 11:59 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the one I was thinking of, yeah.

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by El Person on Jan 28, 2012 12:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Eddie Murphy as Buckwheat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgFDv_4oKsw

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

this is epic

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:29 PM PST up reply actions  

i literally just watched it

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

That was about 1981 or 1982. Then he got into drugs and made an awful record in 1985.

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s started pretending to be edgy again the last couple of years. It’s kind of sad.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Read the Bill Simmons retrospective of Eddie Murphy’s career that is unbelievably too long.

Matt Cain is better than you, but apparently not cool enough for Showtime.

by homegrowntalent on Jan 27, 2012 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

What, a Simmons’ column that’s way too long? He never does that. Was too much column space used for Shawshank references?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, you’re all completely unphased by my joke.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

drop in violent crime = 16 years after Roe v wade?
:)

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by jeremy.lassen on Jan 28, 2012 1:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I read some of it and the main gist is that if you have a really messed up name— in particular African American names— people will less be likely to hire you. But if you’re name if Bob, Fred, or Joe, there’s a better chance of you being hired because it’s normal.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

So a guy named “JaMarcus” would not get work?

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially if you mention drinking Purple Drank as being one of your favorite things to do

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

whoops... yea, that's it

what if your name is “Apple”?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Then your dad is Chris Martin, so you are hired.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

or don’t need to worry about work ever

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Chris Martin has two first names, just in case one doesn’t get him the job.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

He could also get as a reliever for the Padres.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, I read it too. Kinda what everyone’s been saying. Less educated people are more likely to give their children wack-a-doodle names.

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

how bout this.

Girlfriend’s already telling me names she wants for our kids…. O_O

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, they’re most likely names that she wants for kids, and you also happen to be involved.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m the center of attention, and i’m basking in it

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

How about your name, Jr?

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

PiKA Jr.? I could roll with that

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Or they name their kids after baseball players or something stupid like that.

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by jeremy.lassen on Jan 28, 2012 1:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I have been sadly watching my niece purposely misspell her kids’ names… what can you do? Kids these days.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 28, 2012 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Phred and Filluss, we’ve met!

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Just got my espn the magazine

Bowden, the rain man of contracts, says 6 years 132 for cain
and that its a 50/50 chance he will leave
for comparison he says that hamels will get 5 years 90 million

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by operation carrot on Jan 27, 2012 10:55 PM PST reply actions  

WOW... 132 million for 6? ...wow

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

lol jim bowden

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by jponry on Jan 27, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish that was his real name.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Mock Bowden all you want

The man knows money: http://insider.espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/7182272/putting-price-albert-pujols-prince-fielder-other-top-free-agents

Bowden Prediction :: Contract Recieved

Reyes
6/108 :: 6/111

Buehrle
4/64 :: 4/58

Wilson
5/75 :: 5/77.5

Aramis Ramirez
3/42 :: 3/35

Papelbon
4/52 :: 4/50

Rollins
3/39 :: 3/38

by GiantPain on Jan 28, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

s

He totally ducked upped his aramis prediction.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2012 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I really don't see that much difference

If anything Hamels will get a contract slightly better than Cain’s; not significantly less value than Bowden predicts.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 27, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

EXCEPT SPELLED RIGHT

fuck it i’m drunk

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 27, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Also drunk

Cain v. Hamels is really tough. They’ve been worth the exact same fWAR over the last 3 years (12.2 fWAR) but Hamels is lefthanded. OTOH, Hamels is also 10 months older. It’s super close.

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 28, 2012 3:38 AM PST up reply actions  

RAJ joined you in a bender

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by speckops on Jan 28, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Why?

They have similar results, but Cain is a year younger.

by GiantPain on Jan 28, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Lefty.

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by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re almost always in higher demand than RHP, for obvious reasons.

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by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

But Cain is just as good if not better and younger. I just don’t think “lefty” is enough to make Hamels get paid more.

by GiantPain on Jan 28, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Younger, but with more miles on his arm. And I wouldn’t say that he’s obviously better than Hamels. The K/BB, for instance, leans waaaay in Hamels’ favor, and the main area where Cain holds an advantage is HR/9, which is the main bugaboo people have about him anyway.

Plus, the Phillies probably give Hamels extra leverage because they have a more substantial payroll.

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by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

“More miles on his arm” also means “more durable”.

by GiantPain on Jan 28, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

To some degree, though he’s been in the league a year longer.

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by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I see some teams still thinking that Cain's a product of AT&T

LOL MATT CAIN’S XFIP and all that, so that’ll shrink his market. Mostly there’s the lefty thing.

I do think they’ll get paid about the same, but if one of them gets more it’ll be Hamels. Not by much.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 28, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

ZiPS says Cain 6/119 and Hamels 5/91

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by D.Szymborski on Jan 28, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that a thing ZiPS does?

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Get the money
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by El Person on Jan 28, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

THE ZiPS HAS SPOOOOOOOOKEEEEEEEEEN!

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by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Fricken ZiPS.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll go 6/118 and 5/92

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 28, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

what?
SergioRomo54 Sergio Romo
Im out twitterlandia! Peace out to all my followers! U are all much appreciated! #ireallyamblessed

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:44 PM PST reply actions  

thought he was leaving twitter, lol

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Leaving for bed probably.

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by Natto on Jan 27, 2012 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I MUST KNOW

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 27, 2012 11:47 PM PST up reply actions  

So I finally got around to watching the most recent "Inside the Clubhouse."

Anyone else notice that Posey was wearing an old style breakaway mask and not a a new style hockey mask?

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by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2012 12:02 AM PST reply actions  

yup

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh wow

William Shatner sings Black Sabbath’s “Iron Man”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM3J5B2rVBc

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by SFGuy on Jan 28, 2012 12:10 AM PST reply actions  

I guess this is from the same album. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyk7rR-VcGQ&feature=related

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by SFGuy on Jan 28, 2012 12:11 AM PST up reply actions  

He must still use drugs. He even copied Golden Earring’s Twilight Zone http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfHPbxawzUI&feature=related

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by SFGuy on Jan 28, 2012 12:13 AM PST up reply actions  

ve been watching Saxondale lately

and that series uses 2 Gold Earring songs!

by Cap M on Jan 28, 2012 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I think Zakk Wylde has something to do with the Iron Man song above.

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by SFGuy on Jan 28, 2012 12:21 AM PST up reply actions  

He has 20 songs on his new album: http://www.amazon.com/Seeking-Major-Tom-William-Shatner/dp/B005HMUPYW

Includes guest appearances by Zakk Wylde, Sheryl Crow, Ritchie Blackmore, Lyle Lovett, Steve Miller and Peter Frampton PLUS members of The Strokes, The Kinks, Tangerine Dream, Alice In Chains,
Deep Purple, Yes, MC5 and more!

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by SFGuy on Jan 28, 2012 12:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Zakk Wylde has a great voice. He can sound eerily similar to Ozzy.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 28, 2012 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

All I remember about Xavier Nady is reading in Baseball America

that he won the Golden Spikes award at Cal.

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 28, 2012 1:03 AM PST reply actions  

Today is Lyle Overbay’s birthday. That’s all I’m saying.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 28, 2012 6:23 AM PST reply actions  

For every Hollywood actress who gets a leading role, approximately 1200 are forced into the pornography industry.

We need more actresses in leading roles.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jan 28, 2012 8:07 AM PST reply actions  

How many of those are leading pornographic roles?

by Hyoton on Jan 28, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

or

have hardcore penetration in hollywood movies
how much better would the artist have been with a hard core sex scene thrown in the middle

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by operation carrot on Jan 28, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Also Avatar.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

idk

plugging the hair into the holes was basically penetration

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by operation carrot on Jan 28, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but there must be some kind of erotic penetration that they don’t also do with the animals.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

“Forced”, because there is no other job available, anywhere.

by kaliber on Jan 29, 2012 1:30 AM PST up reply actions  

OT

So on the 12th of January I got into a car accident that was my fault. I had forgotten my license and wallet at home and told the officer my DL number. My registration was paid for but I hadn’t put the tags on but the cop didn’t say anything about it. So my question is: 1. If the cop didn’t give me a ticket then for not having my license with me should I be expecting one in the mail? 2. And if so how long should I wait before its safe to say I’m not getting one?

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by sanfrankid on Jan 28, 2012 8:29 AM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

I’d think at least 30 days… but I dunno. All the lawyers are sleeping in this morning.

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

You have to sign for your tickets when they give them to you. If he didn’t have you sign, he didn’t give you a ticket.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

At least… I think. When I got ticketed, I had to sign and the guy went out of his way to explain what signing meant. Seemed important.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Although, I guess stoplight cameras can give you tickets and can’t make you sign. So I don’t know.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

1. Yes. 2. The way it works is that you have the responsibility to deal with the ticket even if it doesn’t arrive in the mail. Having it not arrive does not mean that you are not charged. Maybe pulling your driving record from the DMV would be a good idea; you can get a transcript from off the web for maybe two bucks or so. But I’d give it a little while. You don’t want to have it sit for too long and then have a court day come and go without knowing it. That would mean more fines, fees, what have you.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 28, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

If the Officer decides to cite you for the violation which caused the accident and any other subsequent violations discovered during the investigation, it will be sent to you in the mail. The officer has around 10 days to complete the investigation and turn in the report. Approx 60 days are given for a court date from the day the cite is issued. If it was a name exchange between you and the other party the officer may not have written a report and you should be ok. If a report is being written then you should have been given a case number and you can track the cite process through the police department.

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by kb2011sfg on Jan 28, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmmm Dave Flemming has a twitter dealie…
Oh great, I decide to follow USGSLive, and Alaska has an earthquake 10 seconds later.

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 9:22 AM PST reply actions  

Oh wait….it’s a different Flemming, some ESPN writer dude, nevermind, move along, nothing to see here.

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

TBF, Alaska has earthquakes every few minutes.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Jan 28, 2012 3:13 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

apparently so does much of the world, I had to unfollow the earthquake people they were clogging up my time line.

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

why do the Phillies hate Domonic Brown so much?

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2012 9:23 AM PST reply actions  

Yeah, remember when he was gonna just slide into their lineup to replace Jayson Werth?

For all his shit-talking of the Giants, Charlie Manuel is basically Bruce Bochy.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 28, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

If Bruce Bochy mated with Foghorn Leghorn.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 28, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

No idea

I’ll have him though.

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by Deleuzian on Jan 28, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Brown for Brown?

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 28, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Because jhon mayberry has figured it out and is now one of charlie’s “guys” . Also Thome is already one charlie’s guys.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

.273/.341/.513 is a pretty good way to become one of Charlie’s guys.

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by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow
Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Source: Bidding on Dodgers now north of $1.2 billion, and counting.

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by DFARowand on Jan 28, 2012 10:21 AM PST reply actions  

Man, I could really go for owning and selling the Dodgers.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

“As my first order of business, I will be trading Clayton Kershaw for Barry Zito.”

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 28, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Heh

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by DFARowand on Jan 28, 2012 10:27 AM PST reply actions  

what the fuck Aldon
KTVU KTVU
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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 11:29 AM PST reply actions  

:(

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by El Person on Jan 28, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

i guess the long arm of the law got him

how ironic

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by operation carrot on Jan 28, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Damnit

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by DFARowand on Jan 28, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw that, so disappointing. YOU HAVE THE $$$ CALL A FRICKIN CAB!

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

C'mon Aldon

you make plenty of money and you are a pro athlete. Take a freaking towncar.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

bleah

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Jan 28, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

from what i’ve heard its a bit of a misunderstanding and it was at 9:30 in the morning, maybe he thought the alcohol was out of his blood stream by then and thought he was sober enough to drive

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by Romosexual42 on Jan 28, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Woohoo
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Dallas Mavs owner @mcuban confirmed to me he’s out of the Dodgers bidding. Did not publicly disclose specifics of his bid.

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by DFARowand on Jan 28, 2012 12:18 PM PST reply actions  

Woohoo because Cuban would be a competent owner?

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by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

He turned Dallas around from a laughing stock to one of the NBA’s best organizations

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by DFARowand on Jan 28, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

But he might be good for the game overall.

And a healthy NL West might pry innovative thinking out of the giants.

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Jan 28, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The NL West doesn’t need the Dodgers to be good to be healthy. It needs the Rockies and Padres to pull their heads out of their asses.

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by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Hope like hell!
Henry Schulman May 19, 1998
(Larry)Baer insisted the Giants will not try to match the Dodgers dollar for dollar, but he conceded that if the Dodgers do bid to become the Yankees of the West, Giants owners might have to rethink economics.

``We’re going to have to compete by being very crafty and intelligent and by making some shrewd moves,’’ he said.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 28, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

``We’re going to have to compete by being very crafty and intelligent and by making some shrewd moves,’’ he said.

So then, a reversal?

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

this

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Dallas

is really beastly now. To have the Dodgers like that would really suck and no it would not make the Giants more innovative. They would continue to throw shit against a wall and see if it sticks.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently KNBR has a local Saturday morning “show” now. Whoever it was on there this morning was trying to be a shit disturber saying stuff like “What if the dodgers start spending money again? How will you feel when timmy signs with them in 2014?” Luckily I had reached my destination so I could turn that crap off.

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

KNBR

some of those people….. the trades I have heard on there have killed parts of me.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Just think of all the crappy players the Dodgers have been signing that they wouldn’t sign under Mark Cuban, that the Giants would then be able to sign because the Dodgers weren’t swooping them all up.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Agent Ned learned from the best

the pupil has become the teacher! And the teacher is still the teacher.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re teaching each other, but nobody seems to be learning anything!

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s very difficult to ignore things like stats and talent on a daily basis.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Worse. A cocky, fanboyish and annoying competent owner.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 28, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

He would definitely be irritating and appear on TV all together too often.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 28, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s cool that he’s a big fan of his team, but only because I don’t really care about the Dallas Mavericks.

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Get the money
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by El Person on Jan 28, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget one who has no problems spending whatever money he has to win.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 28, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Seattle update

I can get a group of 10-15 of us onto the field for BP before one of the night games

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by son of ggf on Jan 28, 2012 12:34 PM PST reply actions  

awesome

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s pays to stay in touch with old friends every 15 years or so.

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by son of ggf on Jan 28, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

for reals!

On a semi-related note, if folks want to do Seattle touristy stuff while they’re in the city I can facilitate that. I’ve been living here long enough to count as a local.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 28, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Hank is speaking at the SABR meeting?
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At the ballpark to speak at #sabr annual meeting and ran into Dave Groeschner and Clay Hensley, likely getting physical. Nice guy.

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by DFARowand on Jan 28, 2012 12:38 PM PST reply actions  

Dave Groeschner and Clay Hensley, likely getting physical.

Hey-o.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice guy.

Guess he gives a great handshake.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 28, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

As Olivia Newton-John would say, you know what I mean.

by non sequitur on Jan 28, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks a lot, Katherine Heigl.

by Hyoton on Jan 28, 2012 2:07 PM PST reply actions  

can't stand her

and her constant churn of below average to average movies. She was good in Knocked Up though (then talked shit about it to the media)

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT... SHES PERRTY

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

She's regular pretty

and she can deliver her lines. Which is why her movies aren’t terrible all the time.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

she can definitely deliver. /only really seen her in Knocked Up

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

She can

she’s basically the actor equivalent of Cisco stock. Steady.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

not too terrible, not too great, just right

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

at this point in time she seems to be focusing on RomComs.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

CSCO is 'steady'?

You have a funny definition of ‘steady’

by wcw on Jan 28, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

LoLd I have no idea who that is.

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Here she is

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea whatever why this woman is a star

When she first appeared on Roswell, she was just plain awful.

by wcw on Jan 28, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

didn't see her on that

I guess I’m in the the lucky majority

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Some actresses and actors improve over time.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 28, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

She seemed to have such promise in that weird Hollywood world of women hired to be funny based more on their faces than on their abilities to be funny, in that she seemed like she could actually be pretty funny on screen.

But she’s not making anything even remotely worthwhile anymore.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

She makes movies that make a little money

she won’t win any oscars for it, but she’s found a niche.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The horrible movie niche.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

it's a niche

she laughing to the bank. THE MONEY BANK!

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I mean, it’s not like I wouldn’t make a horrible movie for a cool million. I’d make three. But I still reserve the right to be critical as a viewer.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

completely

she’s literally the plain rice of the actor world. No one notices.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, well…my bank account would like me to find that niche for a year or two.

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

PIKA

SMC v. BYU

6 pm ESPNU

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 2:41 PM PST reply actions  

gotta watch on DirecTV

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

or a bar

with hot wings and/or a beer

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

i think my dad’s making kofta, with rice Bulgur and some broccoli or something. Maybe a beer, got to get a workout in

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

kofta

you persian?

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Armenian... haha

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Randy Bennett broke his fucking thumb

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

How?

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

a whiteboard fell on it

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

thats kind of funny

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF is going on in Oakland

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 3:08 PM PST reply actions  

?
A’s fanfest?

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t think so, apparently Occupy Oakland again, listening to KCBS.

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely no coverage on any of the local news networks.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 28, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

i'd be soooooo pissed if i were driving to oakland today

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking about going to the gym in Oakland this afternoon, not anymore.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 28, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea...

guess that’d be a bad idea, damn, how about a run around lake merritt?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds real fun

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by j14 on Jan 28, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I've actually never done it

how far would that be

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t done it either, but I think it’s about 3 miles

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by j14 on Jan 28, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

wow, that's not bad...

perfect day for it

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, there’s an Occupy thing happening this weekend. Occupy Building or something.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Now there are reports of police firing projectiles.

Jeez.

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by waelwulf on Jan 28, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Good ol’ Oakland Police.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

yup... seriously glad i didn't have to go up to Oakland today

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

oh hey, SFGate finally posted something

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

BREAKING!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, took them long enough.

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

The monkey who writes the articles on SF Gate was napping at the time

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 28, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

CNN was the first TV network to show any footage. CBS is making sure that no one misses their fix of The Doodlebops.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 28, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

No local TV coverage yet on any network

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 28, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

KCBS is covering it SLIGHTLY

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Just watched my World Series Blu-Ray for the first time in a few months

Just sunk in.

Man am I going to miss Andres and Cody

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by DFARowand on Jan 28, 2012 3:23 PM PST reply actions  

what's the difference between blu-ray and just a regular DVD

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Picture and sound are better on blu-rays

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by DFARowand on Jan 28, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Starting to think about going out and buying a blu-ray dvd

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Just buy a PS3

You can play blurays on it plus video games, netflix, mlbtv, nfl sunday ticket, etc.

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by DFARowand on Jan 28, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, i got a PS3, wait, mlbtv…? i must know more haha, only thing i’ve done on it is play games

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yah when you buy the mlb.tv online package

There’s a free app for the PS3 so you watch the games on your television.

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by DFARowand on Jan 28, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohhhh, ok, so i have to subscribe online for mlb.tv… i think when i move out to Chicago, i’ll sign up for mlb.tv then i’ll be able to watch on the ps3

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Right

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by DFARowand on Jan 28, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Not bad.

NFLnetwork free though?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah same system

I actually bought NFL Sunday Ticket and then cancelled it because the quality was pretty shitty

Just bought NFL Network and Red zone channel for like 5 bucks a month. Found I was watching Red Zone channel most of the time on Sunday ticket anyway

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by DFARowand on Jan 28, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a hell of a deal, 5 bucks a month, nice

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It seems like the home opener is later this season. April 13….waaaaaaaaait… the home opener is FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH?!?!?!?!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 3:26 PM PST reply actions  

Today almost felt like there should be baseball on

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

Also just realized that 5 of the 8 position players on the field when we won the World Series aren’t on the team anymore

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by DFARowand on Jan 28, 2012 3:27 PM PST reply actions  

I have the KNBR cd’s with highlights from throughout the season and it’s kinda funny to hear them all talking about Matt Downs and Ryan Rohlinger

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL ROWAND

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by speckops on Jan 28, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Uribe, Rentaria, Ross, Torres… Pat Burrell.

Dang.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn't even talking about Burrell cuz he was DHing but ya him too

Actually on the field for the last strike..

Uribe, Renteria, Ross, Torres, Rowand

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by DFARowand on Jan 28, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

The part of my brain that is rational refuses to believe that Rowand was playing in that game.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. I was sitting here thinking, “No, Pat ran in from the dugout… Ross, Torres… who the hell else was out there?”

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by waelwulf on Jan 28, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder how many years you have to go back to find a World Series winning team with none of the same players anymore.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

By next offseason

It might only be Posey left

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by DFARowand on Jan 28, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

2003 Marlins?

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by El Person on Jan 28, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Good God, they really had a player named Tim Spooneybarger?

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like he had a few decent years, too. Wonder what happened to ol’ Spooneybarger.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

His arm must have busted. He didn’t play at all the year after the WS, then resurfaced in A ball with what look like busted arm stats. Then he disappeared for a few more years and resurfaced again in A ball with what look like busted arm stats. Poor guy.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, those two years I mentioned amounted to all of 10 innings. So iono.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

According to Wiki, it was the arm busted thing. But also, this:

Spooneybarger plays in a rock band called Mad Ink with former Marlins teammate A. J. Burnett. The group is so named because Burnett and Spooneybarger both sport many tattoos.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Tattoos or not, I love that last name.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

As far as I can tell, that team fits the bill.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

why am I laughing?

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by son of ggf on Jan 28, 2012 3:49 PM PST reply actions  

Known for his excellent defense?

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by El Person on Jan 28, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

The cherry-picked stats to highlight his greatness are

games played at SS and putouts?

He was great because he was there!

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by RichHerreraHomer on Jan 28, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

They misspelled “Boo”?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 28, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

After 5 loyal years my friends and I have offically moved on from super smash brothers brawl

and we are now Street fighter 4 players
may god have mercy on our souls

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by operation carrot on Jan 28, 2012 4:12 PM PST reply actions  

Yay, hockey skills competition is on. I’ve got my kleenex and my oj. Go Teeth!

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 4:14 PM PST reply actions  

TEETH IS NOT ON

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

He will be, he said so.

Logancouture Logan Couture
Worked on the moves all warmup. Hopefully I can pull them off when the pressures on

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Making sweet goals

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Edler>Couture?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Gosh, he’s going to be the last one introduced isn’t he?

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

nope

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

k, can i go work out now? yes? good... haha, SMC vs. BYU is alot more important

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

or did I miss him already?

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

he literally just got announced, haha

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Not quite. Good ovation from the crowd

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 28, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Skyrim

I married a werewolf. This is gonna backfire on me, isn’t it?

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 28, 2012 4:35 PM PST reply actions  

Sounds like a teeny-bopper movie. “I Married a Werewolf”

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

So I Married A Duel-Wielding Axe-Murdering Werewolf

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by waelwulf on Jan 28, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you Edward and Bella’s daughter in Twilight?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 28, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I am currently getting my ass kicked by the Silver Hand in that one quest with Farkas.

I’m not fighting honorably either. I cast Flame Atronach and run away like Tom Haverford, but at a certain point, there’s like 4 or 5 of those guys and they overwhelm Farkas and my atronach almost immediately.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Jan 28, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

FUS ROH DAH is a big help there

Gives you time to heal/mana up while they’re all recovering. I assume you’re being a caster?

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 28, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Finally beat it

And that’s just step 1 in becoming part of the Companions. Ugh.

I think I’m gonna go kill that woman in the orphanage next.

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I think I’m gonna go kill that woman in the orphanage next.

That’s a fun one to take out of context.

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by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Married Camilla of Riverwood...

Currently trying to complete the puzzle to fight Alduin.

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OT: WOW, Pat Hill of Fresno State is going to Atlanta to coach the offensive line

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 5:21 PM PST reply actions  

“Of” Fresno State.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Dinner

Beef Curry fried rice. Nerves = calm. Calm before the storm.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 28, 2012 5:35 PM PST reply actions  

Rabbit Stew

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 28, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Supposed to be cassoulet but the friggin duck won’t defrost, so spaghetti.

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dinner

fiesta salad from La Comida

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by operation carrot on Jan 28, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Baked chicken with a corn flake crumb coating. Grandmother’s homemade recipe version of Shake ’n Bake.

by non sequitur on Jan 28, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG!

The City Planner from Parks and Rec is the principal from Election.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 28, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

or City Manager

whatever that guy is

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 28, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Leslie’s assistant

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by El Person on Jan 28, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I have opinions about that show! They are not necessarily negative!

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

For instance, Ron Swanson is pretty great.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

However, I feel terrible for Jerry.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Also: Louis CK really improves things.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Although, I don’t care for Tom most of the time.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Louis CK is on this show?

As who?

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by luved the stick on Jan 28, 2012 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Officer Dave

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by El Person on Jan 28, 2012 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s good on the show.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks,must have missed him. guess he’s not a regular,

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by luved the stick on Jan 28, 2012 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

He shows up in a handful of season 2 episodes, and I know he leaves at some point. Not sure if he ever has regular status.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to feel terrible for Jerry.

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by El Person on Jan 28, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

But he’s going to retire soon. And he’s got a big schlong

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 28, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit, Jerry!

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by Murray, Present on Jan 28, 2012 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

murinal

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by El Person on Jan 28, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

And I remember you thought you wouldn’t like him.

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by El Person on Jan 28, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, his character is a lot more well-rounded and hilarious than his memes.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

He would be awful on a lesser show.

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by El Person on Jan 28, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

but what about April & Andy, the show’s secret weapon?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 28, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

So perfect

I love how excited Andy was in the last episode about everything April did.

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by El Person on Jan 28, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

just watched the new episode

Ron’s part was freaking awesome

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

"you did not see me here"

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I love when Tom bowls like that the first time and Ron’s like, “Son, people can see you!”

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 28, 2012 11:31 PM PST up reply actions  

FUCK YEA GAELS

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:12 PM PST reply actions  

BEAT THOSE SOBER BASTARDS

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

Bennett’s hand.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

hilarious

Brandon Davies… STUD

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

STEVE HOLT

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:16 PM PST reply actions  

BYU has some size

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

and some skill, just too young

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Clint Steindl might be the purest shooter on the Gaels

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

fucking pathetic rebounding

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

oh my god

it’s so white in that stadium

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Wonder what the racial make up of Provo/Salt Lake City is

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

so true.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Salt Lake City looks like San Jose, but entirely populated by white people.

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by El Person on Jan 28, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

oh... i've been there quite a bit, love Park City more,

NOTHING going on in SLC

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Walking around downtown on a Sunday is a really weird experience.

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by El Person on Jan 28, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha

must be insane, and busy with people huh? People out shopping, and going to get food and stuff?

I’m perfectly ok here, or in a big city like Chicago

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

At one point we saw like half a dozen people in fifteen minutes.

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by El Person on Jan 28, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

impossible

to see that many people at one time, that’s incredible

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Bible Belt

was an experience on sundays too. I couldn’t find food to save my life.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

driving from Cincy to Panama City... yup

had the same experience on Sunday, wow

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

CURSE YOU CHICK-FIL-A

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

wow

you let them shoot 60 3’s and yeah they will make 1

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

naughty naughty
Oakland police used tear gas and “flash” grenades Saturday to break up hundreds of Occupy protesters after some demonstrators started throwing rocks and flares at officers and tearing down fencing.

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 6:22 PM PST reply actions  

GIMME THE LOOT!

but seriously Oakland doesn’t need help destroying itself.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t even know what the hell is going on

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

STEINDL

STEINDL

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:26 PM PST reply actions  

STEVE HOLT

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

WOW, bullshit call

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:27 PM PST reply actions  

worst call of the year so far by the way,

the WVU game today, absolutely horrible call

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

goaltend

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

i'll have to look for the highlights for that

must have cost the game against a big team

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Either way, WVU will probably make the tournament, they got the 2nd toughest schedule in the NCAA

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

that's good

but a bad seed can devastate

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

they’ll probably get a 7 seed or something. SMC if they lose any of these, like tonight, or Gonzaga, they’ll be a 10 seed

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

that’s usually where we’re at. right in the middle.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

that's unless they continue to win though

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

what happened?

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

WVU was down by 2 to Syracuse with about a minute or so left, maybe a little less

WVU Center puts it up, went off the backboard and the guy from Syracuse blatantly touched it. Nobody called it

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

wow

against Syracuse no less… ouch

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

yup

i was pretty pissed off. It was AT Syracuse as well. They’re not bad, i reallllly like WVU, was heartbroken 2 years ago in the final 4

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

they sold it

sucks.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry BYU

you got to back off, there’s a line between aggressive and fouling

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:33 PM PST reply actions  

HOLY HELL STEINDL

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:34 PM PST reply actions  

SSSSteindl

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:34 PM PST reply actions  

good rebound

get those fouls to pile up

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:36 PM PST reply actions  

WTF
abc7newsBayArea abc7newsBayArea
LIVE VIDEO: Oakland police have announced all protesters at the YMCA on Broadway near 24th are under arrest. awe.sm/5eLIJ #Occupy

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:37 PM PST reply actions  

I don't buy it

I think the police is using the media.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

how does that happen

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

downplay the chaos

nothing to see here folks, we got the evil doers! General downplaying. I bet it’s pandemonium.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

19th and telegraph at remember them statue being blocked in on all sides. OPD is firing cs gas- two women puking in street #oo #ows

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by waelwulf on Jan 28, 2012 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

wow

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh okay here it is:

#OccupyOakland #OO OPD blocked us in & police announced we r all under arrest 4 not disperse.We r in front of YMCA.

Photo

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by waelwulf on Jan 28, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there telemetry data on this?

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It was here just a second ago….

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by waelwulf on Jan 28, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s in Van Allen’s belt.

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

The hell is he doing around Occupy Oakland VAN ALLEN YOU ARE WAY TOO OLD FOR THIS.

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by waelwulf on Jan 28, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

OCCUPY THIS!!

/grabs Natto’s crotch

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 28, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

/sits, folds hands, gazes expectantly

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by waelwulf on Jan 28, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Timeout

for prayer

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:39 PM PST reply actions  

did i tell you my dad talked to one of the SMC players at the game while they were practicing?

he’s all “HEY!! HEY!!!!!!! Where the HELL is your coach? Where’s Randy?”

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

was he praying?

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

he was chillin in his office. Came out last

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

too busy being a badass in the office

making his calls to chuck norris

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

haha, well as soon as he walked onto the court

dad talked to him

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

you know where randy lives right? grew up next to him?

I want to send him a fucking gift basket for signing that 10 year contract

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

yup! But he moved to a bigger place, which he needed to do since it wasn’t that big of a place he was in, unbelievable view

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

so close Steindl!

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:44 PM PST reply actions  

So… nobody wants to rebound?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:44 PM PST reply actions  

Terrible call

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:45 PM PST reply actions  

I’m sorry, if you’re 6’10/7’ and out there taking charges, get the hell out. GO UP FOR A BLOCK

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Delly should have known better

every single team is looking to pile fouls on him. Thats how SMC used to beat Gonzaga back in the day

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup, plus you DONT pass out of that, just GO UP

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

that was weird. really against Delly’s usual attack to the hoop

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow... fuck you BYU

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:48 PM PST reply actions  

listen to all that anger, and they're sober!

these are the same people that are part of purple row

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha. Seriously man. I can't take all these bullshit foul calls

there’s literrally a call every single minute

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

They're called "mormons."

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by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

owned

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Fans got warned because they were throwing flags and stuff onto the floor

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:53 PM PST reply actions  

yeah

they are just coming out super aggressive. I’m sort of glad too, i didn’t want SMC coming out sleeping on BYU.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

12 point lead

I will take it.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:54 PM PST reply actions  

Food

I want to find something like this around the east bay. Any thoughts?

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 6:57 PM PST reply actions  

GO TO MORAGA

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

where there?

havent been in ages

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

actually there's a place called Turquoise

a mediterranean grill in Orinda… or Babalou’s in Walnut Creek on Bonanza street

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmm

babalou looks promising. I just wont do Daphne’s

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

eh, greek food?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

it can be okay

I just miss Zankou’s, which is run by a huge family of armenians if im not mistaken. that chicken tarna plate is amazing and feeds you for 2 meals

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, making armenian food tonight, love it. Definitely will try Zankou’s then since it’s Armenian/Greek food

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh... only in southern california

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

that’s what sucks. When I’m down there I go there even before my own grandmother

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice! I’m definitely going to have to check that out when i’m down there

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooo. If you do find something like this in the East Bay, let us know where.

by non sequitur on Jan 28, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, nice, two locations in Glendale. I’ll keep that in mind.

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by El Person on Jan 28, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Babalou’s is pretty good

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 28, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

im sold then

will have to go try it out

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Now I’m hungry and that sounds good. Dinner decision made.

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by j14 on Jan 28, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha, Clint Steindl

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:11 PM PST reply actions  

WOWWWWWWW dumbass BYU fans

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:12 PM PST reply actions  

Haha

thanks for the technical foul jerkwads!

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 7:12 PM PST reply actions  

seriously, FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

oh my

BYU is mentally out of this at the moment. they CANNOT let them get close.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 7:13 PM PST reply actions  

can NOT let them into this game

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

WHERES WALDO?

IN YOUR FACE WITH THE AND 1!

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 7:17 PM PST reply actions  

SMC! NO MERCY!

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 7:19 PM PST reply actions  

NONE

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

ok hungry

must. fine. babalou.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 7:25 PM PST reply actions  

There's almost no point to being anywhere near a player if they're going to call the foul

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:27 PM PST reply actions  

ridiculous dirty play

enjoy the loss BYU

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 28, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm appalled... just literally a foul call EVERY TIME

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Do BYU fans know anything about basketball? or are they drunk

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:33 PM PST reply actions  

Don’t they have some sort of ethical/moral code they are supposed to live up to?

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

joke

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

but you're right

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re watching x-games.

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

nice

i mean, this is on ESPN U… so yea

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

some snowboard thing.

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

sweet, that’s not bad

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Definitely drunk.

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by El Person on Jan 28, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

JIMMER

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by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2012 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I reallllly fucking hate BYU

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:41 PM PST reply actions  

WTF?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:42 PM PST reply actions  

Literally... calling EVERYTHING

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:45 PM PST reply actions  

OT

If a youngish couple were looking to move to Oakland and find a BART-accessible neighborhood for a hipsterical wine-business pair such as themselves, are there any secrets I should let them in on?
Honest to god, I don’t know what anything costs over there so I wasn’t able to offer much.

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tip 1

dont move to oakland

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
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by operation carrot on Jan 28, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I suggested taking a long weekend and wandering a bit north to see if anything in Berkeley/Albany struck their fancy, but I don’t know what their priorities are.

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by waelwulf on Jan 28, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

jcb9 or oldjacket might have good info for you.

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

They don’t follow me on Twitter :( HOW DO I COMBRUNICATE

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by waelwulf on Jan 28, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

see if their e-mails are on their SBN profile pages?

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

That is some forthright next-level ish.
Thank you, I’m gonna rock it.

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by waelwulf on Jan 28, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no advice

But I love the world “hipsterical.”

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 28, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like it’s a pretty good designation for the overt hipster-type!
(No really I was typing “hipster” and my fingers didn’t know when to stop.)

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by waelwulf on Jan 28, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Rockridge most comes to mind, if it has to be Oakland.

by non sequitur on Jan 28, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I mentioned Rockridge, Merritt, Allendale as starting points, but I was hesitant because what do I know about finding a place in Oakland.
Had to snuff the urge to say “Come to the city and we’ll find a place” but I’m looking pretty hard at getting out of the Richmond.

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by waelwulf on Jan 28, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

rockridge

or temescal

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Jan 29, 2012 9:12 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I seriously hate BYU

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:56 PM PST reply actions  

way too many turnovers, need to settle down, be under control

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

NICE, ROB JONES

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL NIBLETS

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 28, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

SMC wins, sweet!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 8:11 PM PST reply actions  

Beer Status:

Lagunitas Cappuccino Stout.

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by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2012 8:35 PM PST reply actions  

Helping Tigers Liquor get rid of their Lagunitas Sucks stash.

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by waelwulf on Jan 28, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds delicious

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Keystone!

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 29, 2012 3:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I went to the bar tonight and had a De Randke XX Bitter (Belgian IPA) and a Rivertown Roebling Vanilla Espresso Porter. Both were great.

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by rotorueter on Jan 28, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

WOW, both sound amazing. One thing though i can’t stand in my beer is chocolate, anything with beer and chocolate is a bad mix

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Great Lakes Dortmunder Gold… damn i miss the midwest

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

There are some very nice microbreweries on the west coast,

but I do sometimes miss the variety around the Great Lakes. Although I was not a fan of the Great Lakes Brewery itself, excepting their Holy Moses.

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by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2012 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Great Lakes is spectacularly good, and I find Holy Moses to be one of my least favorite, so to each his own.

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by rotorueter on Jan 28, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

this

although i’ve never tried the Holy Moses, i definitely love Burning River

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Burning river sounds like an std.
Just sayin’

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I think their Edmund Fitzgerald is just about the best traditional american porter that you can find.

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by rotorueter on Jan 28, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Must try that again, wonder if it’s even possible to find Great Lakes out here on the west coast… hopefully they serve it out in Chicago

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I had very different tastes back in college. These days I drink a lot of pales and IPAs, and am experimenting with stouts and porters. Back then, I lingered very much on the wit, blonde, and heffe side of things. So I might well have a different opinion if I tried it now. My palate was not very developed at all back then; I just thought their stuff tasted like cheap Sierra Nevada, which I didn’t much like either at the time.

Could be different now, I guess.

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by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

My tastes definitely moved in the direction you describe. I used to love wheat/wit/hefes in college, but now they’re my least favorite variety.

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by rotorueter on Jan 28, 2012 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I started really drinking beer when I toured the Swiss alps after high school, and that’s where I fell in love with hefs. So I’m always going to have a soft spot for the good stuff, but most American forays into hef are still pretty lousy.

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by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Sierra Nevada crystal wheat beer is one of the best beers i've ever had

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty amazing on tap

But I’m at the point where I’ve concluded that SN does a shitty job of bottling somehow, so I never drink it outside of Chico.

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by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup, that’s definitely the problem. Apparently they’re expanding to cans. And also, i think they’re starting a plant or something out in North Carolina

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

Although it doesn’t sound like either of these will really help matters. It just means more bad storage of their beer, and now more of it will get to the East Coast as well.

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by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly. I’d rather they just kept it close here, i’m not sure why they’re going out to the east coast, all i know is, my step-brother is considering going out there with Sierra Nevada to work. Since he works for them up in Chico

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That just looks wrong

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by Giant among Angels on Jan 28, 2012 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s awesome. Canning is superior to bottling in virtually every way (harder to spoil the beer, easier to recycle, etc)

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by rotorueter on Jan 29, 2012 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Can you have secondary fermentation in cans?

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by Deleuzian on Jan 29, 2012 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think so. I think that the CO2 has to escape for fermentation to occur. You can carbonate in cans, though.

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by rotorueter on Jan 29, 2012 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

But you can have secondary fermentation in bottles, which makes them better than cans surely?

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by Deleuzian on Jan 29, 2012 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

You can “condition” in bottles, but that is different from secondary fermentation.

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by rotorueter on Jan 29, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

How? I’m not great on the precise mechanics of brewing. I just know bottle-conditioned beer has yeast and sediment in.

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by Deleuzian on Jan 29, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, I am trying to research an answer, and what I am coming up with is that there are different definitions for secondary fermentation.

Some define it as the same thing as carbonation, whereas in my experience as a home brewer, secondary fermentation is done by racking the beer from the primary fermenter to a second fermenter——just to allow it to continue fermenting, but with less of the yeast cap present (so that it doesn’t create off flavors).

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by rotorueter on Jan 29, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

after the secondary fermentation is done in my case, then I’d add sugar to the beer and then bottle, and in the process, the yeast converts the sugar to C02 (which would have escaped in the fermenter).

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by rotorueter on Jan 29, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, Ok

I was going by: http://www.camra.org.uk/raib There’s quite a lot of bottle-conditioned ale out over here, it’s way, way better than anything in a can.

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by Deleuzian on Jan 29, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

But

This may be sample bias, as only relatively poor beers seem to get canned

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by Deleuzian on Jan 29, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think that’s all it is. I think cans have basically all of the good aspects of bottles without the negatives. With the exception being that home brewers like me cannot use cans.

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by rotorueter on Jan 29, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s because English real ale is amazing.

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by rotorueter on Jan 29, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

*high fives self*

Yes, I am a fan.
As a point of interest, here’s the list of winners of the American cask beer award from the Great British Beer Festival:
2011
Green Flash Brewery – Palate Wrecker Double IPA (Gold)
Sierra Nevada – Torpedo Extra IPA (Silver)
Brewers Union 180 Wotcha (a la Chinook) Best Bitter (Bronze)
2010
Smuttynose – Big A IPA (Gold)
Clipper City – Heavy Seas Loose Cannon (Silver)
Lost Abbey – Older Viscosity 2009 (Bronze)
2009
Cambridge Brewing Company – YouEnjoyMyStout (Gold)
Brooklyn Brewery’s East Indian Pale Ale (Runners up)
Stone Brewery’s Levitation Ale

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by Deleuzian on Jan 29, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, that was convoluted.

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by rotorueter on Jan 29, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

do you live in chico

Ive been try to figure out if any other mccoven live here

Although I actually just moved out of chick and into paradise but close enough

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by operation carrot on Jan 28, 2012 10:27 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Nah, I just work with a lot of people who go/went there.

I’ll be up there in about 3 weeks for a reunion, but… well, you probably know how weekends in Chico are.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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by Solidarity on Jan 29, 2012 12:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Case of SN Pale Ale

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by Giant among Angels on Jan 28, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm drinking wine

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

lolitest

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by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

Sherlock is an awesome show. episodes 2 and 3 are on PBS today and tomorrow. it’s a modern take on Sherlock Holmes, but i think it’s much more faithful to the books than the movies

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by bumgarner on Jan 28, 2012 8:48 PM PST reply actions  

I think I had a pee two days ago that was more faithful to the books than the movies, though.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s starting to get a Dr Who like buzz from overseas, where I’m starting to see it mentioned and talked about more and more to the point I might check it out. It’s supposed to be really good and the finale pretty crazy

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 28, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

its an amazing show

their take on Moriarty will be what makes it or breaks it for you though

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by operation carrot on Jan 28, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

The showrunner guy is the same guy who does Dr. Who and I like most of his stuff on Dr. Who so it’s definitely on my list of show’s to catch up on

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 28, 2012 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

won't take long

there are six 2 hour episodes so far. it’s an interesting format. they are movie-like without the urge to go big with the storyline like most movies do. i think something like James Bond would be better suited to this kind of format. maybe i’m getting old, but i am tired of the world being at stake and 1 person can stop it from happening. or like the new Holmes movies, the established government will be destroyed if Sherlock doesn’t save the day. the simple murder mystery is much more fun for me

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by bumgarner on Jan 28, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the Doctor Who fangirls I know have switched to talking about Benedict Cumberbatch.

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by El Person on Jan 28, 2012 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Obviously a fake name, of course.

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by El Person on Jan 28, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Tim Spooneybarger.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Zingelbert Bembledack. Yingybert Dambleban. Zangelbert Bingledack. Wingelbert Humptyback. Slut Bunwalla. Kringelbert Fishtybuns. Steviebuns Bottrittrundle.

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by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Tim Spooneybarger was 42 effective relief innings worth of the Florida Marlins’ 2003 season.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you think the kids in school called him Spoon’o’boogers?
Sillybugger?
Sonnybarger?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 28, 2012 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

That must be why he got all those tattoos.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Naturally.

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by Solidarity on Jan 29, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

hehehe I’m doing a crossword puzzle. The clue for 5 down “Andean pack animal”
hmmmmm…

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by Merope on Jan 28, 2012 9:02 PM PST reply actions  

GROUG!

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by Solidarity on Jan 28, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Any shitty signings by the Giants today?

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by SFGuy on Jan 28, 2012 9:20 PM PST reply actions  

Sabean tried to do a lyrical signing of “Rollin’ in the Deep” but he just kept saying “popcorn, helicopter, hungry” over and over again.

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by waelwulf on Jan 28, 2012 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone have a good horror movie rec on Netflix?

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by homegrowntalent on Jan 28, 2012 9:57 PM PST reply actions  

Kazaam.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 28, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh you.

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by homegrowntalent on Jan 28, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing in the last several years. Paranormal Activity 3 was fine, but don’t even bother with the first two. The first half of House of the Devil is really good, but then it gets pretty stupid. For my money, Child’s Play is the way to go. Nightmare on Elm Street has some really awesome moments, but, again, silly ending. You’ve probably seen those already, though.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

House of the Devil was probably the best I’ve seen in awhile, although agreed, the ending was pretty silly. I usually ending up going Korean when I get in one of these moods.

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by homegrowntalent on Jan 28, 2012 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

The guy who made House of the Devil has another one coming out in several days called Inkeepers. Of course, you won’t be able to Netflix it for a while, but you might be able to catch it in theaters depending on its release.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

what about Insidious?

i heard that was pretty scary

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by bumgarner on Jan 28, 2012 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually liked Insidious quite a bit, and there were parts that were very scary.

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by homegrowntalent on Jan 28, 2012 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t seen it, but I don’t think I’ve heard from anybody who didn’t like it.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Parts of it were really good, parts of it were dumb but it’s better than most

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 28, 2012 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I just watched Inkeepers (as in ten minutes ago) on On Demand. Not much happens but it’s a really good lead up but then the ending is awful. Awful Somehow the main character goes from being highly intelligent to one of the dumbest people shown in a horror movie.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 28, 2012 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Paranormal Activity 1 I loved and was throughly creeped out by- I had trouble sleeping for a couple of nights after seeing it (I actually closed the bathroom door shut before I went to bed because the cat likes playing with it at night). PA2 was meh but PA3 was more twisted and disturbing. Something about a kid being best friends with a murderous demon always gets me.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 28, 2012 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I hated PA1 because it violated my one unbreakable rule for horror movies: Don’t let the characters whose lives are at stake be assdouches.

PA3 was good because they did all the creepy stuff AND gave me characters whose continued ability to live I might have some interest in.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 11:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked the couple in PA1 because I liked Katie (the actress is adorable) and the guy was kind of an ass but in a believable, Alpha Male kind of way. I could see plenty of guys who 1)would have trouble believing their girlfriends when they complain about weird things going on and 2) think they can solve all their problems through technology and wouldn’t know how to handle it when they realize they can’t.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 28, 2012 11:30 PM PST up reply actions  

THE EXPERT TOLD HIM NOT TO DO ONE THING. ONE THING. ONE SIMPLE, LITTLE THING. DON’T USE THE FUCKING OUIJA BOARD. THE OUIJA BOARD IS OFF LIMITS. THAT IS THE ONLY THING. DO NOT DO THAT ONE THING. FORGET ABOUT THE GODFORSAKEN OUIJA BOARD.

AND WHAT DOES HE FUCKING DO?

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

HE USES THE MOTHERFUCKING OUIJA BOARD. THAT’S WHAT.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

He deserved what he got.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

but if you account for the curse shifting in pa2

from what’s her name to katie then his ouija boarding just sped things up. but it was an inevitability.

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by operation carrot on Jan 28, 2012 11:41 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I understand that his actions did not contribute to a clean cause and effect. If anything, they just allowed the demon to toy with them more. But it’s not a matter of what he caused so much as what he did. He did the one thing he was told under no circumstances to do, because he wanted to be an asshole.

Mission accomplished.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 11:55 PM PST up reply actions  

And there was no excuse. At that point, he had sufficient experiential and video evidence to be at least reasonably aware that shit had got real. You don’t try to have a bigger dick than the demon living in your house when you are reasonably aware that the demon is actually living in your house.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2012 12:00 AM PST up reply actions  

did he know that the demon was an agressive wanting to hurt them demon at that point

I remeber at one point he thought being haunted could be fun

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by operation carrot on Jan 29, 2012 12:01 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I think he didn’t believer her at first, then he thought it was kind of fun ("awww….who’s a cute demon….’) and then when he realized things were kind of messed he, as I said, thought if he searched things online and studied all the video, he could figure it out. Notice he thought the Psychic dude was a joke because he put his faith in logic and technology to figure it out and only called the Psychic again when he to realized he was in way over his head

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 29, 2012 12:07 AM PST up reply actions  

His wife was terrified out of her mind, and the expert had come and told them that not only was it a demon and not a ghost, but that it was too frightening to even be in the house with. If he didn’t at least have a clue, it was willful ignorance.

And, I mean, I’m not trying to convince you or anyone not to like the movie. This is strictly a condemnation of Micah’s general qualities as a human being including his decision-making skills.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2012 12:11 AM PST up reply actions  

The bit with the Ouija board does reek a little too much of dumb people in horror movies doing dumb things but it’s a credit (I think) to the movie that the reason why it sticks out so much is that the characters aren’t as stupid as many other stupid horror movie characters (such as the Innkeepers which had an otherwise smart character do something so totally ridiculous that I felt like asking everyone involved my On Demand money back for coming up with an ending so dumb)

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 28, 2012 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

the ouija board fit his character

oh man that rocking scene. so so creepy

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by operation carrot on Jan 28, 2012 11:51 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I like pa1 the most

it honestly scared the crab out of me. I couldn’t sleep with one of my legs uncovered for like a week

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by operation carrot on Jan 28, 2012 11:42 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

For some reason, the scene that got me the most is where she just wakes up inthe middle of the night and stands over him for hours. The first time I saw it, somebody in the audience shouted out “oh, that’s messed up” during the scene

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 28, 2012 11:49 PM PST up reply actions  

The decent is a great monster movie
I like all the paranormal activity movies
Devil is good but not scary
Let the right one in

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by operation carrot on Jan 28, 2012 10:24 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

the Descent almost killed me

fucking caves are horrible. even before the monsters when they were going through incredibly tight spaces the fear of getting trapped almost did me in

Ignoring Tim Mccarver since 2002.

by bumgarner on Jan 28, 2012 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s be reasonable here. The Decent is a pretty good monster movie. Not bad, not great.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, you know, I don’t even think of Let the Right One In as a horror movie, but that’s a good call. I love that movie so much.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Let the Right One in too. Was obsessed enough by it I even bought and read the book. Haven’t seen the American version, though

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 28, 2012 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Let the Right One In scary? Or is it just a well done movie?

Matt Cain is better than you, but apparently not cool enough for Showtime.

by homegrowntalent on Jan 28, 2012 11:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Both. It’s more creepy than scary and the ending is pretty awesome but what I loved about it is because in it’s way, it’s really a twisted sorta coming of age love story between a really lonely 12 year old boy and a really lonely vampire who’s been about 12 years old for hundreds of years.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 28, 2012 11:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It has a really great, ambiguously happy ending.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 11:29 PM PST up reply actions  

That pretty much sums it up.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 28, 2012 11:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think I would even be able to give Let Me In a chance. The name change alone is already a frustrating downgrade.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 28, 2012 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Crazy, Stupid Love was horrific.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 28, 2012 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

SHIFT-A

Ryan Theriot is a fully eaten, sandwich that a seagull has digested and shat on our collective heads. Thanks, Brian, you dim-witted troglodyte.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 28, 2012 11:08 PM PST reply actions  

HAHAHA, TOO BAD

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 28, 2012 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably rocking on the floor in the fetal position in anticipation of the next few decades of Sabean.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 28, 2012 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL (It will rise again!)
Giants Win Blog November 03, 2010
A few minutes ago, I went to the Fire Sabean site — which delivered solid commentary all year long — to find out that it’s being taken down and replaced by www.bleedorangeandblack.com
CSN Bay Area Jan. 20, 2011:
“Where have you gone, Fire Sabean dot-com? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.”
To find the answer to that question, we took a trip to the home of the fringe, the redoubtable Fire Sabean dot-com, where there creed is “To share the pain, glory and all the drama in between. It’s the essence of Giants baseball.”
We were greeted with the headline:
“Site Under Construction For Obvious Reasons”
with this message below:
“We will be undergoing A LOT of changes as we move out of our firesabean home and into our new site.
It should all be finished within 24 hours, so stay tuned and see you soon!”
Fire Sabean:
One of the nice things about the Internet is that it preserves sites like this so that people can look back and say, "wow, look at how wrong I was!" So often, in times before the Internet, people would say one thing and have no one to call them on their BS because it wasn’t recorded anywhere. If someone did remember, then the person who was wrong could say, "No no no, I said that IF x THEN y. And x never happened, so I’m not really wrong!"

Case in point: This site. Fire sabean, calling for his head, then enter 2010 season. Win world series, site shuts down. LOL. Dinner is served my friends, and it’s cold.

http://fire-sabean.com/

Q&A With FireSabean.com
http://www.sfgiantsbaseball.net/qa/qa-with-firesabean-com

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 28, 2012 11:29 PM PST up reply actions  

“bleedorangeandblack?” is that some kind of a dodgers thing?

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by son of ggf on Jan 28, 2012 11:55 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s a tad harsh

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by son of ggf on Jan 28, 2012 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Here we go, Rafa

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by bumgarner on Jan 29, 2012 12:08 AM PST reply actions  

OT: Need to gush for a moment

I know there are gaming enthusiasts on here, so I’m just going to go ahead and say this. I had heard Jamestown was one of the best Indie games of 2011, and so I picked up on Steam for $10 a few nights ago, and unlocked the final stage tonight.

omfg, that game.

It’s a top-down shooter/bullet hell type game, and while the bulk of the content is reasonably challenging, holy crap does it ever make you earn the end credits. Great, great, game. If you enjoy retro 16-bit gaming, please go give that company your money.

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by Solidarity on Jan 29, 2012 12:36 AM PST reply actions  

I got it for 5 bucks as a part of the humble indie bundle around xmas

I played it but its super hard. if you’re looking for an 8 bit indie game check out vvvvvvv

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by operation carrot on Jan 29, 2012 12:38 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I just spent like... an hour to 90 minutes on the last level.

Now I get why people raved about Dark Souls. Been a long time since I played a game that challenging.

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by Solidarity on Jan 29, 2012 12:42 AM PST up reply actions  

While I like Djokovic, I would like Rafa to beat him at least once. When rivalries get too lopsided it isn’t as much fun anymore. And I like Novak and Nadal and Federer.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 29, 2012 12:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Right now Nadal is beating Federer too much for that to be fun and Novak is beating Nadal too much for that to be fun.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 29, 2012 12:57 AM PST up reply actions  

The men’s side of the sport has been so dominated by the Nadal vs. Federer narrative for so long, I actually find it kind of refreshing to see Djokovic kick everybody’s ass for a year or two.

That said, I have no real rooting interest other than cheering for Americans who are going to get knocked out before the quarterfinals anyway.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 29, 2012 12:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I just wish roddick or murrary would win a Damn slam every once in a while

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by operation carrot on Jan 29, 2012 1:22 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

You can never count him out. He gets second, third, forth, fifth, etc. winds. And he often looks tired or injured between points and then comes out and kicks ass.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 29, 2012 1:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Brian Sabean talks with Michael Urban 95.7 FM The Game

Sabean says there “wasn’t much common ground” between the Giants and Timmy on a long term extension. In response to a question by Urban about the fans concerns about Timmy staying a Giant, Sabean says there isn’t any “pressure” from Timmy for the Giants to improve the offense. He says that would be an “acrimonious position” to take and is the “furthest thing from the truth”. Sabean says the Giants are striving for “cost certainty” and that Pablo’s new contract was a part of that. With regards to Brandon Belt, Sabean says his “best position is at first base” and doesn’t think his future is left field. Aubrey Huff is “the type of hitter that should bounce back” and a lot of Belt’s situation “might depend on what Aubrey is able to bring to the table as perhaps a left field alternative”. As for how much rope Huff will have next season, “that is up to him and the manager”. Clay Hensley will compete with Dan Runzler and others for the last spot in the bullpen. Ryan Theriot will “protect” Brandon Crawford and “give him the opportunity not to put pressure on himself”. Theriot will compete with Mike Fontenot to see who will be used against left-handed pitchers. Right-handed Brett Pill offers some balance to the left-handed heavy lineup.
Sabean says that his continual use of a flip phone is some what because of superstition and because he also has gotten use to a certain method of texting with his thumbs. He has tried using an iPhone but prefers his RAZR. He says he also uses a iPad.
http://www.957thegame.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=5660704

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 29, 2012 1:07 AM PST reply actions  

lol at accustomed to texting with his thumbs

I think that reflects a lot of his gm’ing as well. he got used to doing it one way and refuses to adapt

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by operation carrot on Jan 29, 2012 1:20 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

The cost certainty thing is certainly consistent with how the offseason has gone. Also, I consider it good news that the Giants regard Belt’s future as first base, and that they are hoping Huff can be more flexible. It’s probably best for Belt in the long run.

Not sure I buy the logic on Crawford, and I don’t think Theriot can play shortstop worth a damn, but I think if it came down to it next year, Fontenot would stand a good chance of displacing Theriot as shortstop and relegating him to Freddy insurance and a RH platoon bat.

I am also hoping that Pill will be used sparingly, because that’s really about as much as he deserves.

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by Solidarity on Jan 29, 2012 2:11 AM PST up reply actions  

If Huff’s rope depends on the manager, well, lol.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 29, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

“Sure Huffy is 0 for his last 17 but he’s ready to bust out.”

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by SFGuy on Jan 29, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

cost certainty = I hope you like Ryan Theriot

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WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 29, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey guys, check out this email I got
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2006/12/20/12711/209
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/m0shm4n/howler_monkey.jpg

http://www.johnmaclean.com/old/costarica/costaricahome.html
http://www.johnmaclean.com/old/costarica/costaricamain25.html

Dear Natto,

It has come to my attention that you have used my image of the howling monkey. I do not have any record of having issued you with a license to use this image. I would be grateful if you would provide me with any evidence that you have been issued with a license by myself for such use.

Subject to that, as it appears that you have breached my copyright. I require you to provide me with information about where you sourced the image, the length of time that you have used the image, and any other usages that you may have made of that, or any other image that you may have reason to believe may be mine.

Unless you have a license from me for use of the image I require you to remove the image immediately, and will be requiring payment for use of the image to date. If you would like to make use of the image for the future, any such future use would only be permitted subject to negotiation with me of a separate additional license and payment of a license fee at my rates.

Yours faithfully,
John MacLean

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by Natto on Jan 29, 2012 1:38 AM PST reply actions  

agree. wow

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Jan 29, 2012 1:46 AM PST up reply actions  

This guy?!

I think you better do what he says.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 29, 2012 1:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Watch out! Who knows who else might get complaints about using copyrighted images.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 29, 2012 1:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m seriously scared now.

Fuck you, internet.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 29, 2012 1:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I was being slightly facetious. But it is pretty alarming. We used copyrighted images all the time in the comments section. If people start taking the time to track them down it could be a problem.

Although the number of people who would be nitpicking dicks like this guy are probably pretty tiny.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 29, 2012 1:57 AM PST up reply actions  

It was six years ago, so I don’t remember where I got it, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t from his site.

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by Natto on Jan 29, 2012 2:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if he sent a letter like that to everyone on the internet who used it. That would be pretty crazy.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 29, 2012 2:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe I can get him to sue Grant somehow.

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by Natto on Jan 29, 2012 2:04 AM PST up reply actions  

If you really wanted to you could probably make an argument for his contributory liability. But it wouldn’t absolve you of liability in that case.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 29, 2012 2:07 AM PST up reply actions  

This is so dumb.

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by Natto on Jan 29, 2012 2:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I could Photoshop the monkey’s face on his body and send it to him, but he doesn’t seem like he has a sense of humor.

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by Natto on Jan 29, 2012 2:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, might be a bad move.

You could argue that it was a fair use which you used for non-commercial humorous purposes. Therefore you would be happy to take it down but won’t make any payments to him.

(not legal advice, just a suggestion)

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 29, 2012 2:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I just told him that it was the only time I used it and have no clue where I found it considering it was six years ago. I took it down from the account it was on as well.

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by Natto on Jan 29, 2012 2:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Um.

Not an IP lawyer or anything here, but given that the image is not being used for profit and he doesn’t have a clear attribution license anywhere on his website other than to slap ©s here and there on the web page, I’d cite fair use, tell him you’ve taken the photo down, and tell him to go fuck himself.

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by Solidarity on Jan 29, 2012 2:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Basically, yeah.

If it went to court Natto might not win on the Fair Use factors, but the guy probably doesn’t want to take it to court.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 29, 2012 2:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Might not. It is hard to tell how it would come out.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 29, 2012 2:22 AM PST up reply actions  

The guy is just trying to troll for royalties. The guy would be seriously hard pressed to prove that his copyright had been infringed upon in any meaningful fashion. Since Natto has taken the image down I can’t really see how he used it other than that he has used it on McC and used it on his photobucket. As far as I can tell, he is neither trying to portray it as his own work nor profited from its use, especially since the image is freely available online.

Unless Natto used it on a personal/commercial website, I don’t see how this holds water at all.

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by Solidarity on Jan 29, 2012 2:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, this guy is totally just trolling for royalties. I don’t know how many people he is going to be able to intimidate into giving him money, but I hope it isn’t many.

My caution above was focusing more on the application of the fair use argument, though of course there are other factors that come into play when making a defense against a copyright infringement claim.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 29, 2012 2:42 AM PST up reply actions  

What I am going off of:

Here’s what copyright.gov has to say about fair use:

Section 107 also sets out four factors to be considered in determining whether or not a particular use is fair:

1) The purpose and character of the use, including whether such use is of commercial nature or is for nonprofit educational purposes
2) The nature of the copyrighted work
3) The amount and substantiality of the portion used in relation to the copyrighted work as a whole
4) The effect of the use upon the potential market for, or value of, the copyrighted work

1) Non-commercial use, arguably transformative as the context was changed
2) An image
3) The whole image
4) Doesn’t meaningfully impact the market for the work or demean its value

This seems like a pretty textbook case of a strategic lawsuit against public participation. I don’t know what the royalties on something like this would be, but they almost certainly wouldn’t be worth taking anybody to court.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 29, 2012 2:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree with you.

All I am saying is that Natto “wins” on 2 of the four factors and the asshole “wins” on 2 of the four factors. (He might quibble on the fourth factor, saying that this use hurts his ability to make royalties off of selling his image online by making it more available for free use, but whatever. That argument isn’t great since it was already available online from other sources.). Courts are asked to balance the four factors.

Say 75% of the time a Court would find for Natto. But I am a cautious person so that 25% freaks me out.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 29, 2012 2:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. I more or less agree with your odds there. My point is that MacLean also has to weigh his own prospects in trying to take this to court. What does he stand to gain by asking for royalties or a license for a low-resolution image. Obvious the artistic merits aren’t at stake here, but given that thumbnails have been found as constituting fair use in the past, and I imagine the original image is of higher quality, I don’t know what reasonable gain MacLean thinks he can make from this.

My best advice to Natto would be to get in touch with the Electronic Frontier Foundation or one of their linked partners to get a read on his situation. Since unlike us, they do offer professional opinions. But my main advice would still be to tell the guy to take his crappy stock photography and shove it.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 29, 2012 3:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Especially given that Natto has already quickly complied with unofficial cease and desist.

And that he will be hard pressed to prove that Natto took it from the official website, given that the image shows up on many other webpages and was originally sourced over five years ago. The original image doesn’t even show up on the first page of GIS, though copies and edited versions of the image show up on the first page at least twice.

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by Solidarity on Jan 29, 2012 3:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Further invesitgation

The image was originally used in a magazine seven years ago. The copyright is not registered. He does not appear to have real legal counsel about this, and was advised to “Use good legal words” and “send messages and bills to all the ones that used it either as their own image or for profit or to enhance their site in an effort to increase traffic or sales of products.”

…Judging by this guy’s facebook page, he doesn’t really know what he’s doing. The lousy construction and editing on the email to Natto seems to back that up.

And now I’m done. Sleep. Bleh.

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by Solidarity on Jan 29, 2012 3:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I was going to say… make him prove that it’s his.

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by Merope on Jan 29, 2012 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

At least he’s yours faithfully.

by Daver321 on Jan 29, 2012 1:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he’s Xeifrank!

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by Natto on Jan 29, 2012 1:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Stupid reverse image search.

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C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 29, 2012 1:55 AM PST up reply actions  

other sites

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 29, 2012 2:09 AM PST up reply actions  

It says there’s 63 sites that have this exact photo.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 29, 2012 2:11 AM PST up reply actions  

You should offer him a trade of a picture of you flipping him off.

by kaliber on Jan 29, 2012 2:54 AM PST up reply actions  

So we have this really neat picture of Yosemite Valley that we took, I’m going to find everyone with a similar shot and threaten to sue!!! It’s the new “I’m a prince in Nigeria….”

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by Merope on Jan 29, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

How much does he want?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 29, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

More than 0, it seems.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait a second… there are photos of me that somebody is using on the Internet without my permission.

I think my money woes are solved!

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know the image, but if you modified it to parody the image (which I assume you did) then the guy has no case against you. Falls under the fair use clause.

by fishmicmuffin on Jan 29, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, tell him to go suck a lemon. He won’t do anything.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 29, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The first set of this match was only 2 minutes shorter than the entire women’s final.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 29, 2012 2:08 AM PST reply actions  

Sharapova’s screaming was annoying even just watching highlights on ESPN. I could hear her voice over the anchor talking.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
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by SFGuy on Jan 29, 2012 2:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. I didn’t even watch it.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 29, 2012 2:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I should find out sometime this week if I landed a job with CSN.

/fingers crossed

by kaliber on Jan 29, 2012 2:18 AM PST reply actions  

That would be awesome!

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 29, 2012 2:19 AM PST up reply actions  

It would! I did an internship there last year, and they were interested in hiring me then, but I still had about six months of school left.

by kaliber on Jan 29, 2012 2:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks. I’m up against a friend of mine from school and a couple others I don’t think I know.

by kaliber on Jan 29, 2012 2:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you want me to “take care” of them?

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by Natto on Jan 29, 2012 2:22 AM PST up reply actions  

By “take care of them”, he means “use their images without attribution”.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 29, 2012 2:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Make sure you work with Kruk and Kuip

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 29, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I probably won't meet them,

but I met Amy G. during my internship, if that’s any consolation.

by kaliber on Jan 29, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

My friend met them back in 2004 or ’05 when they were recording commentary for the MVP Baseball game. She worked at the recording studio, and said they were extremely nice guys (what a shock, I know).

by kaliber on Jan 29, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn. Arsenal game in 3 hours.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 29, 2012 5:07 AM PST reply actions  

just because it's always fun to remind ourselves of how bad the ryan howard contract is

Ryan Howard is going to make $25 million a year for the next five years
This is a higher AAV than both Pujols and Fielder

Ryan Howard has been worth, according to Fangraphs, $13 million the last two years.
That’s not per year, that’s combined.

Ryan Howard has never put up a WAR total in a single year that translated to $25 million of value in his career.

The Phillies signed Ryan Howard to this $25 million a year extension two years ago. This is the first year of that extension.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 29, 2012 8:53 AM PST reply actions  

wow.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 29, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Like I've often said, this is their last year to be good

Things are going to get bleak in Philly and fast. They gutted their farm system, they’re tied to a ton of bad and decent contracts that are going to sour, and they’re probably going to have to let hamels walk

by Cap M on Jan 29, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much, yes. The Phils have are a tech stock about to implode at any time

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 29, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

As long as Halliday and Lee are there, that’s true but the team’s aging fast and all that money they’re spending has to come back to hurt them at some point. Either by making them unable to replace somebody or going bankrupt or having to charge $20 for a cheese steak and pissing everybody off

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 29, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Living in Philly it is amazing how many people think that the phillies paid market price on that deal. Not

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 29, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, in 2015 the phillies owe Howard, pas, and lee 63 million. If options vest they would owe that trio 65.5 in 2016

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 29, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow Crosby might have had a broken neck?

Brisson [Crosby’s agent] confirmed that Crosby had healed from a neck injury discovered this week by a specialist in Los Angeles. He did not confirm that Crosby had fractured C1 and C2 vertebrae, the bones that connect the skull to the spine. He said third-party doctors would review test results early next week.

That can’t be good.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 29, 2012 10:57 AM PST reply actions  

he should really consider not playing again

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember back in the dinosaur days, players would get career ending injuries, Bo Jackson leaps to mind, these days you just expect medical science to be able to fix them right up. Seems weird to think a dude in his prime may have to retire like that.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 29, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

how old is Crosby? like 25? 24? Yea, he basically was going to be the greatest hockey player, and all the sudden, something like this happens. Unbelievable, it’s terrible

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s reminding me of Eric Lindros, a potentially all-time great hockey player who got too beat up at too early of an age, mainly because of concussions, to really do what everyone thought he could possibly do. It’s really sad

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 29, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

He can’t catch a break.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 29, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

K, this kinda makes me mad, via deadspin
Jason Elia, a television writer living in Nashville, went to the trouble of getting Super Bowl tickets and was going to propose to his girlfriend at the game, but life got in the way. He was diagnosed with bladder cancer and upon hearing the news, his girlfriend apparently dumped him on the spot.

Now, she still wants the tickets because she claims they were purchased with her in mind. Rather than suffering such an injustice, Jason is auctioning the tickets off on twitter.

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Jan 29, 2012 11:13 AM PST reply actions  

wow, if true, that’s just despicable.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 29, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

She must be a second cousin of Gingrich.

/champagne room

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 29, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Holy shit

How could he have thought that proposing to her was a good idea?

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 29, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Suikoden is one of the greatest games ever.

I was out with my buddy Dante in the hospital yesterday just watching him play it. When he got to Rockland, we kept joking about how there’s nothing to eat but rocks in rockland. In fact Rocks are the only defining characteristic about rockland, other than their penchant for bandits stealing their only resources, which I assume are rocks.

by Cap M on Jan 29, 2012 11:23 AM PST reply actions  

They are great games. Especially 2.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 29, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve only ever played 3, but I enjoyed it pretty well despite it belng like 6 years old by then.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 29, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

PS1 emulation is pretty easy these days

I’d highly recommend checking out 1 & 2 if you liked 3.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 29, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

If I get around to PS1 emulation, the first item of business will be to play Star Ocean: The Second Story. Man I miss that game.

I will definitely keep the Suikoden recommendations in mind, though.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 29, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

SO:SS is so fun

but i’ve always lost interest in it whenever I’ve gotten near the end, to the part where you start going to all of the shrines or w/e.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 29, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It takes some sticking with, but the end-game battles against the Wise Men are amazing.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 29, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

omg I love Suikodens

I’ve still been meaning to find IV and V somewhere and play them for awhile.

But 1 and 2 are GOAT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 29, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I heard IV was pretty bad, sadly.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 29, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

i heard that as well

but V was supposed to very good. And Georg Prime, the biggest badass in S2 was supposed to be a playable character.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 29, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I love both of these games.

One of my roommates has ‘Potch’ for a last name.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 29, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

via NPR Cliff Notes films
http://www.cambio.com/2011/10/03/romeo-and-juliet/

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 29, 2012 11:24 AM PST reply actions  

New thread

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 29, 2012 12:14 PM PST reply actions  

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