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Therioting in the Streets: Giants Sign Ryan Theriot

And here I thought the Giants weren't going to have a huge offseason

ryan theriot in agreement with #giants on 1 yr deal. gives them good veteran ss option…

...theriot gets $1.25M from #SFGiants plus 750 grand in incentives

It might be raining, baby, but it's a good thing they squirreled that fund away for such an occasion!

As cynical as I want to be, though, here's the part that leads the story for me: Ryan Theriot has a career OBP of .344. He has Lincecum-esque power, he apparently runs the bases like Eugenio Velez, and he's not a highly regarded defensive shortstop. There are a lot of reasons to make an I-think-that-a-raccoon-must-have-been-trapped-under-the-house-and-died-there face.

Ryan Theriot has a career OBP of .344. Sold. Let's try it. Get a big trench coat, put him on Mike Fontenot's shoulders, and let them play there together at the same time. Because a .344 OBP is about a hundred points higher than I'm expecting from Brandon Crawford, and I wish that were hyperbole. This is what we've been reduced to.

True facts: Theriot hit .328/.412/.522 for the Cubs in 159 plate appearances in 2006; Mike Fontenot hit .305/.395/.514 in 284 plate appearances in 2008. Now I'm not sure how this whole "stats" thing works, but I'm pretty sure that you can just add those together to get what we should expect in 2012.

The jokes are a-flyin' on the Twitter machine about Sabean sabeaning a sabeaninstic archetype. Here, veteran: I got you this bouquet and some candy hearts with "Exercise My Heart's Option" printed on it. And that's fair. It's not like he hasn't earned the reputation of a veteranophile. But the jokes seem to miss just how screwed the Giants were at shortstop. Which is to say, very. There is an excellent chance that Theriot is an upgrade to the roster. That speaks to a lot of things that don't reflect well on the Giants, but it's true.

Crawford is still the ostensible starter -- and you just know this will be the one time that Bochy sticks with the youngster, just because -- but this gives the Giants another backup plan that isn't calling up Ehire Adrianza, or some such nonsense.

Ryan Theriot has a career OBP of .344. He gives a lot of that value back with his defense, and by running the bases like a nincompoop, but Ryan Theriot has a career OBP of .344. That would have been second on the 2011 Giants. ZiPS projects him to have a .324 OBP next season. That would have been fourth on the 2011 Giants, right behind the guy who's starting in right field. So I'll take it.

It's a half-eaten sandwich that you wrestled away from a seagull, and you have to spend more time than you want brushing the sand off the top, but it's still nourishment. Also, what kind of sandwich do you think Ryan Theriot would be? I'm thinking tuna salad with too much mayo.

Ryan Theriot: San Francisco Giant. Just when you think the universe isn't on rails, heading towards only one possible destination, something like this happens. But it's not a bad thing. Yet.

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isn't .340 the rule-of-thumb average OBP?

.004 above average OBP! GET STOKED.

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by delorean on Jan 27, 2012 9:41 AM PST reply actions  

and by running the bases like a nincompoop,

TOOTBLAN

If he replaces Burriss on the roster, I am fine with this move. If he replaces Crawford on the roster, then it’s going to be another great year for grounders to the left side.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 9:43 AM PST reply actions  

Can't wait to see Bochy trot out:

CF Angel Pagan
2B Manny Burriss
RF Melky Cabrera
3B Pablo Sandoval
C Buster Posey
LF Aubrey Huff
SS Ryan Theriot
1B Brett Pill
P Barry Zito

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by kiririn on Jan 27, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Needs more Whiteside!

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Jan 27, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

He’ll pinch run for Posey in the 8th inning of a tied game.

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by 49er16 on Jan 27, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

fuck that lineup is depressing, but it looks inevitable.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

…if half the starters get injured, yes.

by Monkeyking42 on Jan 27, 2012 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

so you're saying...

The Giants are a strong pitching time with little offensive Whiteside?

by Ian A on Jan 27, 2012 10:10 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Saddest day ever

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Jan 27, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Trollin'.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

the sad thing is

I’m so starved for baseball, that I looked at that lineup and thought “Pablo! Buster!” and was happy.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jan 27, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

All pro-Defense lineup:

CF: Melky
2B: ManBur
3B: Pablo
LF: Huff
RF: Belt
1B: Pill
C: Whiteside
SS: Theriot

by Nivra on Jan 27, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

District firewalls/filters prohibit me from looking up "tootblan"

Mind filling me in?

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jan 27, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Thrown out on the basepaths like a nincompoop

by Hyoton on Jan 27, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah. thanks.

/belated, obligatory “heh” while getting Grant’s joke

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jan 27, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

LET’S GO RIOT

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by 49er16 on Jan 27, 2012 9:45 AM PST reply actions  

Oh, good. I needed a fresh pairing for spring training slash.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 27, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

dumb and dumber

Ride the tiger...You can see his stripes but you know he's clean.

by James Westfall on Jan 27, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Theriot

Is there a way to Human Centipede Crawford’s defense onto Theriot’s OBP? Or maybe the other way around? I think I’d like that player.

by saveuszito on Jan 27, 2012 9:46 AM PST reply actions  

Another opportunity missed

I always wanted to gilligan’s island mind transfer of Woody’s mind to Dirty Sanchez’s brain

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by Lunkus on Jan 27, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

It would be worth it just so hear him speak with a drawl.

"...more often than not, it’s factually based."

by KrazyKrabMeat on Jan 27, 2012 5:41 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

YES

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jan 27, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

so very true

someone hold me

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 27, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Honesly, it's not that bad a statement when you lump that many together.

Beltran: 5 wins.

Affeldt: 0.5 wins
Lopez: 0.5 wins
Mota: 0.2 wins
Hensley: 0 wins
Vogelsong: 2 wins
Pagan > Torres: 1 win
Cabrera + Zito > J. Sanchez: push
Fontenot: 1 win
Whiteside: 0 wins
Burriss: -0.5 wins
Theriot: 1 win
Total: 5.7 wins

by Nivra on Jan 27, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Beltran is getting paid $13 million next year. Those players are getting paid a combined $26.4 million!

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by EricW on Jan 27, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

–obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

Wait wait wait. I thought you said OSTENSIBLY. Was it Sabez that said Obviously, or was that your addition to the revized quote?

Surely there must be an outrage, and someone is probably able to be held accountable for it.

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by mhad on Jan 27, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Theriot excels at not being Manny Burriss

The worst part is, that actually makes me happy. This is what we are reduced to, being happy about Theriot platooning with Crawford until Sanchez’ shoulder spontaneously combusts and then platoon him and the hobbit at 2nd? Thanks Sabean. You make things so easy some times.

Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely

by Cant_buy_a_run on Jan 27, 2012 9:49 AM PST reply actions  

+ not being Orlando Cabrera.

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by Amigo on Jan 27, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

& not being the Zombie Corpse of Miguel Tejada !!!

Mr I make outs more than 80% of the time I step to the plate, if there is runner on 1st I GIP every tenth time, yet I am too good to bunt. BAH!

Just trying to gruntle my Giants baseball Jones in the least destructive way available.

2010 was just a dream.can I have another please?

by daveinexile on Jan 28, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Crawford > Theriot and it’s not particularly close for me. Glad to have him on the roster as an extra right-handed infielder, though.

by Evan on Jan 27, 2012 9:50 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

This camp.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

He’s not Burriss. And he’s kind of cute so our IF hotness quotient isn’t damaged.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I was debating this on Twitter with oldjacket. Is your reasoning mostly defense based? Bill James has Theriot at a .315 wOBA next year, Crawford is at .294.

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by xanthan on Jan 27, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Entirely defense-based. I’d have to think the defensive difference between them is 15 runs per season, maybe more.

by Evan on Jan 27, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Theriot's career UZR/150 at SS is -1.7

So either you think UZR is wrong about Theriot or you think Crawford is a +13 defender?

by GiantPain on Jan 27, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s been down-trending defensively, no? His FSR from 2011 was kind of humorous — he rated at “7” on instincts.

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by xanthan on Jan 27, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Plummeting.

DRS, 2007-2011: 6, 5, 3, -5, -12

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s up with his SBs? He used to do that. Was he LaRussa’d? Because he’ll love being Boch’d if that’s the case.

by shankbone on Jan 27, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

That's... interesting

But since all such stats work best in three year samples, I’m hesitant to ascribe too much meaning. But still, that’s a clear trend. Usually a trend like that has some sort of obvious reasoning.

by GiantPain on Jan 27, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

And even if you use 3 years, the last 3 years is an average of -4.67.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 27, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

And the -5 in 2010 was in a 246 inning sample.

Bad, bad, bad.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll excerpt my excerpt from last thread:

Excerpts from the Fan Scouting Report ranking of 54 major-league shortstops in 2011:


49. Edgar Renteria
50. Miguel Tejada
51. Orlando Cabrera
53. Yuniesky Betancourt
54. Ryan Theriot

by Evan on Jan 27, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

“#52, come on down…”

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 27, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, my numbering’s off. There are actually two guys in there: Nishioka and Angel Sanchez.

But Theriot is last by a mile. The gap between Tejada and Theriot is greater than the gap between the #1 guy (Tulo) and #18 (Furcal).

Maybe Cards fans were just in a bad mood. I’m still bracing for extreme clankery.

by Evan on Jan 27, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

is this real life?

1:21 is my favorite…although rolling the ball while on all fours like a labrador does show how gritty he can be.

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by James Westfall on Jan 27, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Alot of those where on the first baseman or the catcher.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 27, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

A. Most of those plays you are talking about are at the start of the video. There is plenty of flat out poor fielding later.

B. Which do you think is more likely: Theriot is making bad throws, or Yadier/Albert are at fault?

by Hyoton on Jan 27, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’d say most of them are bad throws. Could they be caught? Sure. But he could have made them a lot easier to catch with a good throw.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 27, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Yadier and Albert are known as good fielders.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

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Nigel Tufnel: Well … that’s just nitpicking, innit?

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by SnowLeopard on Jan 27, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

The one in particular I was thinking of was 2:32.

by Hyoton on Jan 27, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, wow.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 27, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

You put him at 2B, though, and those throws to first won’t have time to sail. Problem solved.

by Every6thDay on Jan 27, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

If he can even get the transfer smooth enough to make a throw.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 27, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

That seems a little incomplete.

by Hyoton on Jan 27, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Holy shit

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 27, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaha

I like the part where he blows up at the umpire and Schumaker joins him. That’s a lot of gritty middle infielder for one umpire to handle!

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 27, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

The “throw” at 0:13 is amazing.

by non sequitur on Jan 27, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s the Raul Ibanez of middle infielders.

by Evan on Jan 27, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Raul Ibanez is the Egg McMuffin of Raul Ibanezes.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Accept no substitutes!

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by Lunkus on Jan 27, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh fuck

Ultra-projectable
I feel like I want to rage. Right now.

by fjm on Jan 27, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

So many .gifs I could make from this.

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by xanthan on Jan 27, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

:O

well fuck…..

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on Jan 27, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The thing I love about this video the most

Is that all the other links are to actual Riots

by WazzuCrew11 on Jan 30, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

So he scores a "12" to Crawford's "75"

Man, if the Craw can find even a .260 batting average we are going to be in great shape. Here’s to blind faith.

by Ian A on Jan 27, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Just look at Crawford’s September line and pray that’s his real talent level.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Crawford will still be the starter at SS, but it’s nice to have Theriot as a safety net compared to the other options.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 27, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

This is the line where I will stand.

OK, slouch maybe, but I’m in this line

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by nvsfg on Jan 27, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Welcome Not Manny Burriss!

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 27, 2012 9:50 AM PST reply actions  

ugh

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 9:50 AM PST reply actions  

NOT SCUTARO!

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 27, 2012 9:50 AM PST reply actions  

What kills me most of the Scutaro trade is that he went to Colorado. If he went anywhere else, I would have been ok with it, just not CO.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 27, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

But now he’ll hit well against the Giants in a few key games so in 2 or 3 years when he has nothing left we’ll sign him because Sabean remembers how hit against us.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 27, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

HOORAY

Not Yunijadabreraria

by Ohdecker on Jan 27, 2012 9:52 AM PST via Android app reply actions  

True facts: Theriot hit .328/.412/.522 for the Cubs in 159 plate appearances in 2006; Mike Fontenot hit .305/.395/.514 in 284 plate appearances in 2008. Now I’m not sure how this whole “stats” thing works, but I’m pretty sure that you can just add those together to get what we should expect in 2012.

This was my thought, too. It’ll be like the next Haller and Bailey, or Cepeda and McCovey. Two great bats, but only one position for them. We just need to teach one of them to play left field on occasion so we can have both their bats in the lineup at the same time.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 27, 2012 9:52 AM PST reply actions  

Half eaten sandwich

Customer: What flavour is it?

Man: It’s a bird, innit. It’s a bloody sea bird… it’s not any bloody flavour. Albatross!

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by Lunkus on Jan 27, 2012 9:52 AM PST reply actions  

It was inevitable, was it not?

I mean, acquiring Mike Fontenot was merely the first step in Sabean’s master plan. And now, the other light-hitting, weak-fielding shoe has dropped.

I can’t wait to check out DrB and OGC to see how they support this move.

Now is the winter of our discontent
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by Lyle on Jan 27, 2012 9:53 AM PST reply actions  

I'd certainly love Theriot's 2008

His 09 would be great too.

His 10 I want to part of.

His 11 is fine as part of a platoon.

I don’t think that I’d start Theriot over Crawford immediately. But I would platoon them, and if it became clear that one of them or the other was clearly outperforming, I wouldn’t hesitate to go with one or the other.

by GiantPain on Jan 27, 2012 9:53 AM PST reply actions  

This line.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 27, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much this

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by DFARowand on Jan 27, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm def for the platoon.

But, how much do you think Theriot needs to start vs. RHP so that he can “mash” vs. LHP?

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

You didn’t miss much.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

But Brendan Ryan!

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

It was the new guy who was arguing for Theriot or Brendan Ryan.

I don’t think he really had anybody backing him up.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Honestly, I could barely stay awake and zzzz’d through most of it.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Overnight tennis’ll do that to you.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 27, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

There is that. I didn’t bother with last night’s match, I was way too beat!

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

An odd combination. I would take Ryan over Crawford.

by Evan on Jan 27, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

In a vacuum, or you would trade prospects to get him while Crawford is on the roster.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

The former. Having them both would be silly, and Crawford’s still young enough that I’d rather have him for the long term.

by Evan on Jan 27, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, that I can respect.

This guy was saying we should have traded for Brendan Ryan

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

one is a veteran

will not happen.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 27, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Not the best mitt, but better than Keppinger. He mashes lefties. He’s cheap. I like it personally. Manny Burriss can’t hit. End of story on that one. Plus I like the Hobbit, I want him to be happy with his buddy. Oh, and he mashes lefties. And he can fake it at short. Like the Hobbit. They complete each other. Great platoon… if used properly.

by shankbone on Jan 27, 2012 9:53 AM PST reply actions  

O.M.G.

A sub-.700 OPS for HIS CAREER!

by Every6thDay on Jan 27, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

?

IIRC, he has a high-700’s OPS vs lefties in his career, and a good OBP.

But that ain’t mashing.

by GiantPain on Jan 27, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

jeff keppinger also "mashes" lefties

Ride the tiger...You can see his stripes but you know he's clean.

by James Westfall on Jan 27, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeff Keppinger is an expert at the Mashed Potato

He can also do The Twist

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa, tell me Ryan

(tell me Ryan)

Do you like it like this?
(Do you like it like this?)

by GiantPain on Jan 27, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Now...waaait a minute....

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by nvsfg on Jan 27, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

.300 hitter!

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I was at a bar on Tuesday, and the bartender said we should have kept Keppinger because he was a .300 hitter and was good with the glove.

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by Natto on Jan 27, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

So, no tip?

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I also found out that he grew up in LA as a Dodger fan.

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by Natto on Jan 27, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

So, you paid him in Chuck-E-Cheese tokens?

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

He was talking about Billingham Keppinger, a guy on his softball team.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 27, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

“Jeff Keppinger is a .300 hitter and good with the glove. Here’s your drink. It has high alcohol content and lots of sugar.”

“This is a beer.”

“Whatever you say, drunky.”

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Keppinger’s batting average is incalculable.

by Hyoton on Jan 27, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

301/373/775 for OPS+ of 122… 17 career Home runs, 6 against lefties. I should most likely not use the term “mash” but we are talking about a backup/platoon infielder here, so cut me some slack. He has a nice platoon split. Happy?

by shankbone on Jan 27, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I was Rioted. Good call. For 1.25MM – which is another of these MLB non-guarantee’d dealios where he has to win out at spring training, its not a bad signing at all.

I would have preferred Scutaro as well.

by shankbone on Jan 27, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

we are talking about a backup/platoon infielder here

You do remember who writes out the lineup card right?

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Just wait til The Riot asks to lead off to “get it started”

by shankbone on Jan 27, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

He’d actually make sense there though. He gets on base occasionally.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 27, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

And then gets caught stealing.

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by kiririn on Jan 27, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

the giants dont steal so thats not a problem...

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by James Westfall on Jan 27, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Opening Day (Freddy likely to be injured:)

CF Pagan
2B Theriot
3B Sandoval
1B Huff
C Posey
LF Cabrera
RF Schierholtz
SS Crawford
P Lincecum

by Every6thDay on Jan 27, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Melky
Crawford
Pablo
Huff
Posey!
Nate
Theriot

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 27, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Define “Mash”.

by Hyoton on Jan 27, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

like potatoes

maybe some garlic..mmmm this theriot signing smells good.

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by James Westfall on Jan 27, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m blaming all of this on Susan.

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by 49er16 on Jan 27, 2012 9:54 AM PST reply actions  

now we two Ragin Cajuns!

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by kb2011sfg on Jan 27, 2012 9:54 AM PST reply actions  

Three if you count the fact Wilson also went to LSU.

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by 49er16 on Jan 27, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I still don’t trust Wilson because he’s from New Hampshire.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 27, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah he’s a Yankee.

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by 49er16 on Jan 27, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey! New Hampshire is a wonderful state!

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 27, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not saying it isn’t. But I have my guard up because it’s…Up There.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 27, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

J’s dream come true.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 27, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a half-eaten sandwich that you wrestled away from a seagull, and you have to spend more time than you want brushing the sand off the top, but it’s still nourishment. Also, what kind of sandwich do you think Ryan Theriot would be? I’m thinking tuna salad with too much mayo.

Shit’s harder to do in SF than you think dawg

by djfivenine on Jan 27, 2012 9:54 AM PST reply actions  

Scrabble-valid anagram of "Theriot"

THORITE

Anagram of "SF Giants season" = GAS OF NASTINESS

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jan 27, 2012 9:55 AM PST reply actions  

RITE THO?

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 27, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

ROTE HIT

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’E HIT ROT!

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 27, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Cockney PA Announcer Day, June 3.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 27, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Gator hats, man

This shit just sells itself!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 9:55 AM PST reply actions  

Instead of Burriss? Sure.

Don’t see a huge problem with this – we didn’t give him 5M like to Affeldt, and he’s better than Burriss it seems – am I wrong? Our 25 man roster: (I think)

Cabrera, Pagan, Schierholtz, Huff, Pill, Belt, Sanchez, Theriot, Fontenot, Sandoval, Crawford, Posey, Whiteside/Stewart, Lincecum, Cain, Zito, Vogelsong, MadBum, Wilson, Romo, Lopez, Affeldt, Casilla, Mota, and Hensley.

A bit pile of MEH imo, but we’ll see what happens. Go Giants?

Go Sharks!

by Dmitriy on Jan 27, 2012 9:56 AM PST reply actions  

Wonder if we can trade him to the Dodgers for a 2010 Juan Uribe.

by nKoan on Jan 27, 2012 9:57 AM PST reply actions  

2010 Uribe

That bus has left the building and it i never coming back. I’m glad he peaked for the G-Men when he did,
I like the Theriot singing if it means Burris is DFA’d the last week of camp assuming Freddy can throw a ball to first.

Go Giants

by Gianni on Jan 27, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

But I’d also like to have a singing contest in spring training to weed out the guys who not only have clank mitts, but also can’t carry a tune in a bucket. Tim Flannery, major league singing coach.

by mrs. owlcroft on Jan 27, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Is he going to be one of the people Sabean talks about when he is trying to explain why we couldn’t re sign Cain?

by djfivenine on Jan 27, 2012 9:57 AM PST reply actions  

You know we couldn’t re-sign Cain because we had to give a million bucks to Theriot.

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by 49er16 on Jan 27, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

@JohnSheaHey
#SFGiants confirm one-year deal for INF Theriot, pending a physical. It’s a non-guaranteed major-league deal.

by Every6thDay on Jan 27, 2012 9:57 AM PST reply actions  

recd

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Therioting continues unabated

Don't you dare call me irrational, you KNOW that makes me crazy!

by shanghaijim on Jan 27, 2012 9:58 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

/rubs eyes in comical exaggerated fashion

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OPENING DAY ROSTER

Starting Pitchers (5):
Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Madison Bumgarner, Ryan Vogelsong, Barry Zito
Relief Pitchers (7):
Jeremy Affeldt, Javier Lopez, Brian Wilson, Sergio Romo, Santiago Casilla, Guillermo Mota, +1 (Hensley or Edelfsen)
Infielders (4):
Aubrey Huff, Freddy Sanchez, Brandon Crawford, Pablo Sandoval
Outfielders (3):
Melky Cabrera, Angel Pagan, Nate Schierholtz
Catchers (2):
Buster Posey, Chris Stewart
Bench (4):
Brandon Belt, Mike Fontenot, Ryan Theriot, Brett Pill

Bleh.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 9:59 AM PST reply actions  

Woof that outfield

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by 49er16 on Jan 27, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

You forgot all the permutations of various first baseman who’ll play there because why not?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Needs a backup CF

Belt’s in Fresno for Christian or Blanco. Not even trolling.

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 27, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Sadly

Melky is the backup CF.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

THIS

And if someone gets hurt then they bring up Blanco or Christian

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by DFARowand on Jan 27, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the only situation where Belt is in Fresno is if Huff and Melky are both hitting, just so he can get PAs.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

i think they go with an 8 man bullpen

belt to fresno

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by James Westfall on Jan 27, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Who could stop you if you were?

by Hyoton on Jan 27, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Why hasn’t this happened yet?

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by 49er16 on Jan 27, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Who the heck is

Jponry?

Is she replacing Jponry?

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

The “enhanced” jponry

by Hyoton on Jan 27, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Who the heck is

Jponry?

Is she replacing Jponry?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 27, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

If she is, she’s doing a good job. I can’t tell the difference between the two.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 27, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I like onjpry (pronounced “awn-zhe-pry”) myself.

by non sequitur on Jan 27, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

jp on rye

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 27, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

RECURSION

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by kiririn on Jan 27, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

pod people body snatcher style!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

AHHH

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She’s the brains behind the operation?

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and when her icon looks at you sideways, you know you’re in trouble

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by son of ggf on Jan 27, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Bochy might have a problem with Blanco. The roster will suddenly have a lot of lefties. Still, I think this is accurate. All the more reason for the Giants to trade Belt. after a hot couple of months in AAA (provided they don’t talk shit about him in ST).

by Every6thDay on Jan 27, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

That means Christian will be the backup

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by 49er16 on Jan 27, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Interesting

from Baggs

My guess is that Mota will be on a minor league contract, officially. There are only two vacancies on the 40-man, and Hensley and Theriot must get those

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

dude wins World Series'

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by kb2011sfg on Jan 27, 2012 9:59 AM PST reply actions  

So did Slopey, but everyone hated him.

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LOL ST results matter still
Andrew Baggarly
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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 10:05 AM PST reply actions  

Wait

another non-guaranteed contract?

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Apparently so
JaymeeSireCSN Jaymee Sire
Ryan Theriot and the #sfgiants have agreed to terms on a 1-year non-guaranteed Major League deal, pending a physical.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Brandon Crawford will struggle in ST

Due to not being good at hitting baseballs.

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Jan 27, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Unfortunately

SSS… so this isn’t guaranteed

Of course, I want Brandon Crawford to succeed. But the worst possible outcome would be for him to be successful in ST games that don’t matter, then Bochy sticks with him for far too long during the regular season while he’s regressing to the mean.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jan 27, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I still Crawford has played below the mean to this point, so I would be fine with him regressing to it.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

If Crawford’s hitting regressed to the mean, I’d be very happy.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 27, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

If Bochy has a veteran alternative

does it matter if Crawford struggles or not?

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by kiririn on Jan 27, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

See you later Brandon we hardly knew ya

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by kb2011sfg on Jan 27, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I am more hopeful that Burriss

will hit in ST exactly how we hope he will.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I am confused on how to read this.

We hope like hell he hits like crap and gets cut? Or, do we hope like hell he hits well and as Sabes sugests is some new player?

Finally a signature worth having:

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by fierrpawz on Jan 27, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Choose your own adventure ©

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ruh-roh, here come the lawyers…

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

hey I put that copyright thingy there! SOPA!!!!

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It’s actually a registered trademark (®)

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 27, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

apparently

I’m doing it wrong.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Trolling for lawsuits.

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by bgunn on Jan 27, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Odds are they’ll both hit like crap.

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by ResDog on Jan 27, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Better than guaranteed money.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

So the euphoria over the Clay Hensley signing was pretty short-lived.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 27, 2012 10:06 AM PST reply actions  

The euphoria over the Clay Hensley signing

was that it was a non-guaranteed contract.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

As is the contract for Theriot

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I can be euphoric in stereo!

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by Lunkus on Jan 27, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

RAJ: Signs Juan Pierre

Sabes: Signs Theriot

Thank god for RAJ

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by say hey nation on Jan 27, 2012 10:06 AM PST reply actions  

The next signing will be Bobby Bouchet

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 10:10 AM PST reply actions  

Somewhere in LA,

A dodgers fan is burning his theriot jersey.

by djfivenine on Jan 27, 2012 10:12 AM PST reply actions  

Never realized they made King jerseys.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 27, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

/clicks subject line

Sooooooo tired of that shot appearing every time I go to a new page on SBN or Deadspin.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

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Give that man an Oscar!

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by Natto on Jan 27, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Theriot ZIPS projection: .656 OPS

Last year’s shortstops: .564 OPS

Welcome, Ryan Theriot.

by AztecsKillingHim on Jan 27, 2012 10:16 AM PST reply actions  

Too bad he’s not a shortstop.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I think Tejada’s ZIPs projections were pretty good.

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what about that third hand?

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Quiet Zaphod

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

creepy commercial is creepy

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by operation carrot on Jan 27, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

linked on that site…my favorite commercial…that could never be aired in the US.

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

when did fontenot start acting?

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by James Westfall on Jan 27, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

now that you mention it, there is a resemblance.

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I have found my sig line!

by Hyoton on Jan 27, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

My official take: meh

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 10:16 AM PST reply actions  

Pretty much how I feel about the Giants at this point.

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by 49er16 on Jan 27, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

What if it turns out Theriot and Fontenot hate eachother?

And fate keeps bringing them together?

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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 10:17 AM PST reply actions  

Caged death match

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I'd pay to watch.

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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Hobbit on Hobbit violence is not good.

Wait, is Theriot a Hobbit?

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

He looks like a normal sized human being actually.

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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

BR says

5’ 11 and 180 lb.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

he's a GIANT

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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

BR says Freddy Sanchez is 6’0 200. Not quite buying that

by shankbone on Jan 27, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

In steel clad heels?!

by Hyoton on Jan 27, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

200?!

Is that why he wears such baggy clothes?

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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

The Prince

Prince Fielder singed a ball for my kid in Rookie low A short season ball, Missoula MT. He was listed as 6’ 240. I weighed 250 and am 5’10" and I felt taller than him and thinner if that is possible. He did have hands like a 1st basemans glove. Don’t believe all that you read in the programs.

Go Giants

by Gianni on Jan 27, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I was going to ask

Flats or heels?
Solids or stripes?

But I didn’t

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by Lunkus on Jan 27, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Together he’s Giant.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 27, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That means 5’8".

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by ResDog on Jan 27, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Is 5’8’’ hobbit zone?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 27, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s definitely in the “not going to be a successful person unless you work thirty times harder than a 5-10 guy” zone.

by Every6thDay on Jan 27, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

:( :(

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

:)

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 27, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, I guess I should be happy. Before I just thought I was lazy; now I have a reason.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 27, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

What about 5' 9" guys ?

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by nvsfg on Jan 27, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Use lifts, spike your hair.

by Every6thDay on Jan 27, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

MAX TALL...but wait ! That's not all....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lREErGZTW3U

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by nvsfg on Jan 27, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Put 5’10’’ on your drivers license.

by S. Pickford #25 on Jan 27, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

So I’d be listed as 5’11" in the 2012 MCC Media Guide.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 27, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

5’11", 190 lbs, all muscle

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Best (announcing) shape of his life

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Reports say that TL2 has been doing a combination of long distance running and quick sprints to help his lung capacity during those frantic on air moments. But inside sources say it’s his singing lessons that will be the real difference maker this year.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 27, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, crap!

I still haven’t listened to yesterday’s TL2 story! /off to check yet again for the podcast.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Hollingsworth also spent some of his offseason shouting across a canyon to Barry Zito.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 27, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

“You suck Zito!”
/gets hit with baseball

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 27, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Zito and "gets hit with baseball" are an unlikely combination.

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by nvsfg on Jan 27, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

You’ve never seen Zeets angry. He’ll crank that baby up to 84.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 27, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL SPRING TRAINING AND PRINCE FIELDER

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess I’ll be 6’8"

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 27, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Me too. In HS they put me down as 5’10". I believed that all the way up until last year. Maybe I’m already shrinking.

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by ResDog on Jan 27, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve seen them in person. Theriot is about 5’9". Fontenot is about 5’5", and that is stretching it. They both look tall to me, as I am 4’ 10", but always claimd to be 5 feet, during my skiing career.

by Edelweiss on Jan 27, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought I was the shortest person here. You beat me by three inches.

by City Girl on Jan 27, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

two men enter

one man leaves

Ultra-projectable
I feel like I want to rage. Right now.

by fjm on Jan 27, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I envision it as a Jennifer Aniston vehicle to be released sometime next year.

Celebrating 60 years of NBC News Today, January 14, 1952 - January 14, 2012

by TheLetter2 on Jan 27, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

posted this before, but...

yes, they hate each other. Or at least, Frodonot despises Theriot. It all goes back to Theriot’s diva attitude back in their Cubs days.

(heh.)

by non sequitur on Jan 27, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

this is funny

i laughed

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by operation carrot on Jan 27, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

footnote had the best line

sugar sweet

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by operation carrot on Jan 27, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Ryan is actually my cousin…hes should give me a mill

scrubnasty226 4 months ago

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 27, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

lol this was pretty good

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Holy shit, Carlos Marmol’s ears

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jan 27, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

They don’t hate each other, but Fontenot has more sense, and a smaller ego.

by Edelweiss on Jan 27, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

smaller ego

That what the kids are calling it these days?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 27, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

What if it turns out Theriot and Fontenot hate each other? And fate keeps bringing them together?

Shhhh…this is the plot line for TL2’s 2012 slash fic.

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by nvsfg on Jan 27, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s got potential.

Celebrating 60 years of NBC News Today, January 14, 1952 - January 14, 2012

by TheLetter2 on Jan 27, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Frodo and Sam

Fontenot is the Godfather for Theriot’s youngest child. Theriot was a groomsman at Fontenots wedding; his wife was a bridesmaid, his son was the ring-bearer, his older daughter was a flower girl. Their wives are close friends, in fact Theriots wife introduced Mike to Ashley. . They knew each other since their teens, but became friends when they were both on the Iowa Cubs.

by Edelweiss on Jan 27, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Theriot's wedding gift to Fontenot:

A waterproof mattress cover.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Jan 27, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

JeffFletcher1 Jeff Fletcher
Ryan Theriot has started 403 games at SS over the past 4 years. He’s also got a .670 OPS over those years. #sfgiants

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by 49er16 on Jan 27, 2012 10:18 AM PST reply actions  

simply .......

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
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by GIANT stoner on Jan 27, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Huh...

…is it just me, or does it just seem like he’s played for the Giants before? I had to check his BRef page to convince myself he hasn’t.

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by Skaldheim on Jan 27, 2012 10:20 AM PST reply actions  

He was Doyer

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jan 27, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

*a

World Champions!

by Leniz on Jan 27, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I liked it without the “a”

by S. Pickford #25 on Jan 27, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

There are quite a few players in the league you just look at and say, “They’ll be a Giant one day as long as Sabean is the GM”. Theriot was one of those guys.

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by 49er16 on Jan 27, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

So we’re still going to get Yuni :(

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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Where’d he land again?

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Back in KC.

Dayton Moore wishes he knew how to quit Yuni.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, there goes Jonathan’s season. I don’t think the “walk 3 guys, get a DP” strategy is going to hold up.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to believe that the Giants will not use Theriot as a shortstop.

After all, they moved Tejada to third when it became clear the SS was not an option for him, and even TLR got fed up with Theriot’s butchery last season.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:21 AM PST reply actions  

They only moved Tejada to 3b

Because Pablo got hurt

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by DFARowand on Jan 27, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Not really

they moved Tejada to 3B because he couldn’t move anymore.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

If they moved Tejada to 3B when Pablo is healthy

I would have killed some fools. it was because Pablo was injured.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d like to think without the Pablo injury they would have dfa’d a month earlier.

by shankbone on Jan 27, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Appearances at SS after June 14.

15 times in 31 games. Three of those appearances were after PHing.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

So roughly half

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by DFARowand on Jan 27, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

/throws spaghetti on the wall

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by ResDog on Jan 27, 2012 10:22 AM PST reply actions  

/eats resdog's spaghetti

only if it sticks of course

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by operation carrot on Jan 27, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Have we all stopped clamoring for Fontenot as the starting SS?

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 27, 2012 10:24 AM PST reply actions  

How many cajuns can we fit on the team?

by Countificus on Jan 27, 2012 10:27 AM PST reply actions  

San Francisco Mud Dogs

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I am ready for my first 10 pound sack of crawfish of the season, coming soon

by Countificus on Jan 27, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

MUD BUG DAY AT THE YARD !!

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by nvsfg on Jan 27, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

We have a friend who does Oyster Night in Lot A each season. A couple of bushels from Hog Island in the Ferry Building = Best tailgate ever.


One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 27, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice, that looks like fun! Too bad I don’t like oysters.

by City Girl on Jan 27, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

/clicks subject line

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I go to NOLA once a month with my girl, and we usually eat 3 or 4 dozen oysters on the half shell.

by Countificus on Jan 27, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Acme?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 27, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

supposed to say ACME or Felix’s

by Countificus on Jan 27, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t know Felix’s, will keep in mind.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 27, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

same gig, sit at the bar and have them shuck them for you. usually a small wait like ACME

by Countificus on Jan 27, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Ron Guidry would really round out the coaching staff.

by AztecsKillingHim on Jan 27, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmm.. Font hits right-handed now?
Henry Schulman
@hankschulman: Essentially, Fontenot and Theriot, old friends from LSU/Cubs, competing against each other for right-handed ABs at short. I’m also told…

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 10:33 AM PST reply actions  

I’m sure several women here agree with this statement.

by Bar None on Jan 27, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

mmmmmmm

eyelashes

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Except

Fontenot is a lefty.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Oops missed the subject line.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Fontenot vs lefties?
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Whoops…I meant competing for ABs against LH pitchers..Obviously Fontenot bats LH
1 minute ago

by Hyoton on Jan 27, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I am not quoting you any more Hank
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Fontenot had a higher OPS last year vs. lefties (.783 in 58 PAs) than righties (.653, 194 PAs).
16 seconds ago

by Hyoton on Jan 27, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Except in his career

Fontenot is much better against RHPs. .750 v. .664 OPS

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, he knows it is a small sample size, buuuuuut…

by Hyoton on Jan 27, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Trollin’

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jan 27, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT WHAT ARE YOU ALSO TOLD HANK?!

"If you wanna rock 'n' roll, I got the guitar."

by deuce deuce on Jan 27, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Trixie Hobbiteses…

by shankbone on Jan 27, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

He corrected himself.

He meant PAs against lefties, which still doesn’t make much sense.

He’s competing against Brett Pill’s true talent level and Freddy Sanchez’s knees.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad I don’t have to worry about Burriss playing when Freddy’s hurt. We get one a platoon of cajuns at 2B, I can live with that.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

This was inevitable.

by Bar None on Jan 27, 2012 10:36 AM PST reply actions  

N-O-T

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

, F-O-N-T-E-

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d like to buy a vowel.

Celebrating 60 years of NBC News Today, January 14, 1952 - January 14, 2012

by TheLetter2 on Jan 27, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

G E A U _ _ I G E R S

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

T X!

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

F-A-N-T-E

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 27, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I very much agree

Theriot is just one of those guys who seemed destined for the Giants under Sabean.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jan 27, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t “the Giants under Sabean” redundant at this point?

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

If we abandon hope for a smarter tomorrow, then what are we left with?

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jan 27, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I see 49er16’s comment now, too.

by Bar None on Jan 27, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS LOL GIANTS LOL GIANTS

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 10:38 AM PST reply actions  

Despite Colleti's best efforts

I think we might have just enough utility infielders to win this division.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 27, 2012 10:40 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Wouldn’t you rather have Ellis than Theriot?

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Yuck

Cyanide, please

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s pretty dire either way.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I envision Secret Agent Ned: “Sabes, I’ve got as hot lead for you!”

by Bar None on Jan 27, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

but Bums are still a Rivera and an Uribe ahead.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

How much of this signing

reflects the Giants’ lack of faith that Freddy can rebound?

by AztecsKillingHim on Jan 27, 2012 10:40 AM PST reply actions  

75% of that is a guess

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Only the first 1/3 is 75% guess

"Only connect..."
E. M. Forster

by Lunkus on Jan 27, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

And lack of faith in Burriss.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

95%. Best shape of his life ® is only worth 5%

by Bar None on Jan 27, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Faith isn't always a good thing.

Having one MI behind Crawford and Sanchez that is not Manny Burriss is pretty much unacceptable.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he will rebound fine

It is hitting the outside jumper that could be a problem.

Seriously, I think Sanchez will be ready for the start of the season. As always, keeping him in the lineup after that will be a problem.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

HE WILL NEVER PLAY AGAIN

by Evan on Jan 27, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Court vision is still solid, too.

by Every6thDay on Jan 27, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah forgot. It was Fontenot who can’t rebound.

by AztecsKillingHim on Jan 27, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Urbs already reported that Bochy said he's "taking it slow"

which I took to mean he won’t play til May.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I just hope they have his July platoon replacement ready.

by Hyoton on Jan 27, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s a toughie.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Under

Over on Fonty and Therioty.

by AztecsKillingHim on Jan 27, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Over.

I’d start betting the under at around 100

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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

This camp.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Under

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d guess 90

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by EricW on Jan 27, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

17% of the move was based on how effectively Krukow could talk him up.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

CAJUN CONNECTION is back!

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by srpwrd on Jan 27, 2012 10:46 AM PST via Android app reply actions  

Got a PS3, finally.

What racing game should I get?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 27, 2012 10:46 AM PST reply actions  

None. Buy fun games.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Those are fun games!

Plus I already killed the first two Uncharted’s and I am working on the third.

I’m basically killing time until The Show comes out.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 27, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

God of War 3

You will not regret it.

Plus you can download ff7, like I did. That’s good for a ton of time.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Buy the ’11 show until the ’12 show comes out.

by S. Pickford #25 on Jan 27, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Do they still make Gran Tourismo games?

Those were always cool.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Up to 5 now, I believe.

Though some would argue that Forza is better at this point.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. I’ve heard middling reviews on the newest one.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 27, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

It takes them only 10 years to make them!

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by Natto on Jan 27, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

"Sprint to GameStop to buy Skyrim" Rally 2K12

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Skyrim.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it bad that my 6 year old daughter draws pictures of me slaying dragons a la Skyrim? My favorite is when she added in a random dead guy to distract the dragon so I could attack its flank. Atta girl.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 27, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Not. Bad. At. All.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Just started it last night

Only got through the very intro part, saved right before going into the first town (but after clearing out a random dungeon). Very excited.

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"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil

by marcello on Jan 27, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Character-type?

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jan 27, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Was going to do mage, but ended up going orc warrior

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by marcello on Jan 27, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just biding my time until 3-6

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 27, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s old but you could get Burnout Paradise.

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by Natto on Jan 27, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

So, Melky Cabrera, Angel Pagan, Clay Hensley, and Ryan Theriot.

Oh yeah, I was way wrong to be pessimistic about this offseason.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 10:47 AM PST reply actions  

Good thing we have Brandon Belt.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

and a option year for Huff!

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

I looked it up because the Nationals will be in the market, but, shit, there’s nothing. Berkman is the best of the bunch by pretty far, and that’s not good.

by GiantPain on Jan 27, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you mean before or after the 2013 season?

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t they just sign Morse to a 2-year deal?

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

True.

I thought you meant in a “must-sign” capacity, a la the Giants before 2010.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

BELT 4 ESPINOSA

(More likely a mid-season BELT 4 LIDGE)

by Every6thDay on Jan 27, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

How about the farm system? I recognized Chris Marrero’s name, but his stats aren’t that amazing. Tyler Moore and David Freitas are kinda old but haven’t repeated any levels and seem to offer some power potential (Moore) or OBP (Freitas). Can’t say Moore looks that great (kinda like a poor man’s Chris Davis, seems like), but if Freitas could keep that walk rate at higher levels he could be useful. Not by 2013, though, if I had to guess.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 27, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re all getting locked up to billion-year contracts.

by Evan on Jan 27, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually, next year's position player class in general is pretty bad.

Cain and Hamels will probably be the only 100+ mil FAs, unless BJ Upton has a crazy season or something.

by GiantPain on Jan 27, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Most FA classes are pretty bad once you get past the wafer-thin layer of premium talent.

There are some at least acceptable options on the market, something this class lacked beyond Albert, Prince, and Jose.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Based on whom the Giants acquired, I’d say that in retrospect there were plenty of acceptable options.

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Huh?

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

The free agents the Giants signed were Clay Hensley and Ryan Theriot. There may be a lot of dreck out there on the FA, particularly after the top shelf, but there’s a lot of dreck that’s better than those two guys.

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

on the FA market*

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Ehhhhh

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/03/2012-mlb-free-agents.html

Looking at that list, the only person I’d sooner see them sign to play MI is Renteria.

I imagine they could have done better getting a RHP – namely Aardsma – but given the price point on both signings I don’t know if they have enough left over to get him or, say, Qualls.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s up-to-date, i.e. it doesn’t show any players who have already been signed. I’m saying that given that we know who they would ultimately sign, I’d have preferred that they had signed “less than preferable” alternatives earlier in the offseason.

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know who they could have gotten at the price point. They’re bargain bin-scrounging at this point.

I would have been okay with not signing Hensley and letting Edelfsen be the last guy out of the pen, with the Hensley money going to a better MI option.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Given that there is definitely a non-zero chance that Theriot gets playing time at SS, I would’ve probably been happy with Alex Gonzalez at SS. Even in his down years with the bat, he’s about what I would expect from Crawford. And in his good years, he’s pretty decent.

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

You know they reportedly extended an offer to Gonzalez, right?

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

No, somehow I’d missed that. Was the speculation that we lowballed him or something? Or were just not willing to go to 2 years?

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

He went to Milwaukee because (paraphrasing here) he knew he would be a starter there.

I believe he is making 1/6, and the Giants might have made a competitive offer, though I would guess they offered him more like 1/4, which is frankly about as much as I’d want them to spend on a player like Gonzalez.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

1/4.25, with a vesting option for 2013 (4 MM) if he gets to 525 PAs in 2012

Seems pretty reasonable to me. And presumably if they’d signed him, that would’ve made him the starter.

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. Maybe that’s where 1/4 got into my head; it’s been a while.

In any case, Gonzalez was my “predictable offer” of the offseason, though I thought the Giants would actually get him.

It would have been worth it to let Crawford play every day in Fresno, plus as you said the guy has some upside still, though that window is closing.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I totally would’ve paid an extra $3 MM to upgrade from Theriot to Gonzalez. And if he sucks, there’s no way that his 2013 option vests.

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. Fontenot would probably take at least that many PAs from a, what, 37 year-old shortstop?

The vesting option is what worries me about the contract, but the Giants might have offered a higher AAV with no option. Who knows.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

unless BJ UptonMelky/Pagan have a crazy bad seasons or something

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 27, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Upton’s an interesting case. He has an air of bust about him, but he’s still just 27, and he’s a steady 4-win player.

by Evan on Jan 27, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

You could make a case that he’d be a better signing than Prince Fielder if he were on the market this year.

by Evan on Jan 27, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Also on the market (for now)

Montero, Napoli, Brandon Phillips, Bourn, Sizemore, Rectumface.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Brandon Phillips......

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

He wouldn’t be a bad use of the RDF.

by Evan on Jan 27, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Last 5 seasons by fWAR:

5.1, 3.3, 3.3, 4.4, 6.0.

Reaching the decline phase, but the dude can still play.

He’s worth a 2-3 year contract to bridge to Panik.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s going to get, like, 6 years though.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 27, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

That will end poorly for some team.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. Seems pretty comparable to Beltre a year ago.

by Evan on Jan 27, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

mmhmm. I’d put money on him staying in Cincy though.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 27, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

This.

His Twitter is all about wanting to stay in Cincy.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Can they keep him and Votto?

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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

He makes it sound like he would do what it takes to stay.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

The two of them are already making a combined $29 million this season. They have Bruce signed through 2016. I think they probably could.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 27, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the reaction here seems to be pretty reserved

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

/burns shit

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by ResDog on Jan 27, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

that is the reserved reaction.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Lower Reserved or Upper Reserved ?

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by nvsfg on Jan 27, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Upper Reserved.

Lower Reserved means paying someone to burn stuff.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

99% Percenter !

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by nvsfg on Jan 27, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

THEY'RE SMOKIN' WEEEEEED!

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

my reaction at this point is like Grant's

Not Yuni

Oh, and maybe Burriss is gone too – that’s good

Go Sharks!

by Dmitriy on Jan 27, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

for old times sake

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I have sexual harassment prevention training in 10 minutes

2 hours.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 10:51 AM PST reply actions  

Get it all out of your system now while you can.

by AztecsKillingHim on Jan 27, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Wear a cup. Problem solved.

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by ResDog on Jan 27, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Hire ugly people.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 27, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh snap!

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by ResDog on Jan 27, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Personally, the worst harrassment I’ve felt at my present job is during those presentations.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

For me, it’s going out after work and someone (not me) has too many drinks.

by City Girl on Jan 27, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

You should complain mid way through, that you are satisfied and that you came wanting to learn the appropriate way to make sexual advances at work.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 27, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't talk to any co-workers ever

only correspond via email, copy and pasting company policies in place of personalized questions or requests. Problems avoided.

by Every6thDay on Jan 27, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

what about pictures and videos?

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 11:01 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Dangerous. Best to work around them.

by Every6thDay on Jan 27, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

If it’s your junk, make sure it’s tasteful.

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by ResDog on Jan 27, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

what if I am a professional athlete?

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 11:04 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Put a little jersey on it.

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by ResDog on Jan 27, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

rec'd

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by nvsfg on Jan 27, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Disclaimer

These are all jokes. I’m fully aware of & have witnessed sexual harrassment in the office. Heard some real horror stories too. CalBear, put your pants back on.

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by ResDog on Jan 27, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Sage Advice.

That was a short seminar,

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by nvsfg on Jan 27, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't masturbate in your office.

Use the bathroom, like a civilized person.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Jan 27, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, don’t buy your secretary lingerie for her birthday.

by City Girl on Jan 27, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

What about plain white cotton underwear?

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Jan 27, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

prison issued

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by James Westfall on Jan 27, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

The best way to avoid any sexual harrassment accusations

Is to be all surly and unapproachable.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

/zips_up

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 27, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes I worry that someone will think it’s harrassment that I have all these pictures of Jon Hamm, Johnny Depp, Daniel Craig and Roger Federer under my blotter.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Under your what?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 27, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I've never been sexually harassed at work

It makes me feel like I’m some sot of failure in that I’m not good enough to be harassed

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

SIT IN MY LAP AND TAKE NOTES!

There, I hope that makes you feel better.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you sure?

It can be subtle. Someone walked in my office within the past hour & asked to use my phone. “There’s no privacy out there and it’s a personal call” Leaning over exposing cleavage. Me: “Sure”

I felt so used.
/takes shower

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by ResDog on Jan 27, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

She then proceeded to have phone sex with her husband right in front of you, right?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 27, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

That would have been nice.

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by ResDog on Jan 27, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

/woman gets offended by your masturbating to her phone sex

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

damn you double standards

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by James Westfall on Jan 27, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

or with her wife

Ride the tiger...You can see his stripes but you know he's clean.

by James Westfall on Jan 27, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe someone checked out your butt without you knowing.

by City Girl on Jan 27, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

If that is considered sexual harassment, I’ve probably sexually harassed Dingoes.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 27, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been harassed and didn’t know about it till later.

by City Girl on Jan 27, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Ironically, my office manager told me. I’m sorta kidding. I wasn’t offended and so wasn’t really harassment.

by City Girl on Jan 27, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone made a comment and the harassment element flew under your radar?

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

“I want to touch you.”

“The work you do here inspires us all.”

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 27, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. It was just a silly comment, but a co-worker overheard it and complained to my manager. Looking back, it’s all so stupid. The guy was later reassigned to another location.

by City Girl on Jan 27, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Not since about 30 pounds or so

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

When I was a junior in HS, I got picked up by a drunk, reasonably attractive, quite horny-seeming middle-aged woman once when I was hitchhiking… she wanted to bring me home with her to drink wine and smoke pot. I saw the ring on her finger and imagined being discovered with her and shot by her jealous husband, so I declined. I have always regretted that decision.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

awesome.

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by rotorueter on Jan 27, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Mel Brooks would have torn you limb from limb.

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by Lunkus on Jan 27, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t believe you didn’t go through with it.

by wcw on Jan 27, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

/still kicking myself

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

My sincerest condolences...

Ryan Theriot is an awful baseball player. It is what it is.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Jan 27, 2012 10:56 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Ever seen Brandon Crawford hit?

by AztecsKillingHim on Jan 27, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I choose not to click that link.

by AztecsKillingHim on Jan 27, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Way ahead of you.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

LMAO at rolling the ball to the second baseman.

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by iammclovin on Jan 27, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

We stick to what we know.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 27, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Our current starting SS wouldn't start for a lot of organization's AA team

What do you want from us

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by DFARowand on Jan 27, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Something better than Theriot...

his last three teams – the Cubs, Dodgers, and Cardinals – have all fired him from the position of SS. I don’t mean to pile on. The Cardinals did this last year. He is so so so bad in the field.

Sign Roy O

by guayzimi on Jan 27, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

To be fair

The Dodgers signed him to be second base, but Rafael Furcal is made of toothpicks.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Funny how Furcal took his position last year.

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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

HEY I REMEMBER YOU!

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I have to admit...

I thought it was a bit rich of you to criticize me for putting forth arguments for Theriot based on nitpicking and small sample size when Crawford’s entire MLB career is comprised of one small sample size. However, if Sabean agrees with me, there is a sense that something is wrong, though Crawford is likely still the starting SS. However, reading the analysis above, I am clearly not the only one around here in whom Bengie Molina created a lust for OBP.The best case scenario is for Crawford to start and hit. There is no convincing evidence, be it any manner of projection system, to say that he’ll have an OBP over .300. And so Theriot’s .344 career line will entice one to furiously rosterbate.

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by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 27, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm not sure you realize what a good OBP looks like.

You were arguing in favor of trading for Brendan Ryan.

Brendan Ryan was the one I was criticizing for nitpicking and small sample size. Ryan Theriot I was criticizing for being a lousy shortstop.

The “something wrong” is Manny Burriss.

Also, there were plenty of logical places in the thread for you to pick up this argument; this was not one of them.

Thanks for playing, though.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure you realize what a good OBP looks like

Of course not—we’re Giants fans.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 27, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I will also point out that that career OBP gets some help from his 2008 season, where he hit .307/.387/.359… with a .339 BABIP. His OBP since that season has gone .343, .321, and .321, with a drop in BABIP every year as he begins 2012 at age 32.

Have fun counting on a .340 OBP.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I did not say .344 was a "good" OBP

Nor did I say that Brendan Ryan would ever put forth anything above a .320. My point was that Brendan Ryan would play adequate shorstop defense and, due to experience and set up, have a greater chance of cracking .300 OBP. It would also give Crawford more time to develop at AAA which would enable him to have a far more successful career in the long run. If you cannot see that there is a huge jump from San Jose (where he spent more of his minor league career) and MLB fine, but don’t put words in my mouth.

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by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 27, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

The two players you are pushing

have combined for 3 total seasons with OBPs above league average, and in all three instances their BABIPs were over .320 and meaningfully above their career average.

Also, if you really meant this:

It would also give Crawford more time to develop at AAA which would enable him to have a far more successful career in the long run.

…Then maybe you should have said it before talking about the myriad reasons why Ryan would post a .320 OBP and we’re supposed to be excited about that.

If you cannot see that there is a huge jump from San Jose (where he spent more of his minor league career) and MLB fine, but don’t put words in my mouth.

I’m well aware of the difference, so you should practice what you preach. The main issue is that you really never really suggested that we should acquire Ryan so Crawford can play in AAA, despite being given ample opportunity to do so. You promoted acquiring Ryan for the sake of having Brendan Ryan, and dickered about how coming back to the NL would magically add 20 point back onto his OBP from the last time he played in the league.

I wouldn’t have to put words in your mouth if you’d just make a reasonable argument, which we’ve finally reached 35 comments in. So, congratulations I guess.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I very clearly suggested that Crawford should be given more time at AAA

Your response was: “I’m fine with giving Crawford more time at AAA, but sign someone who can actually play SS”-referring to Theriot-so that logic, in an augmented state, would be default apply to Ryan, who actually can play SS passably. And no, I never asserted anything regarding magic. I don’t know Merlin personally, though I’ll admit it would be cool if I did. Facing (even if only slightly) weaker pitching could POTENTIALLY (that is a different word from “magically” or “certainly”) add to Ryan’s offensive production, including (and yes, perhaps limited to) OBP. Still would be a worthwhile investment of $1.3m to give Crawford more seasoning and allow them to contend now…especially since $1.25m was just invested in your favourite player and $1.8m was invested in the combo of Theriot and Burriss.

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by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 27, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Shift-A: I predict The Riot

Sorry if anybody already made that joke.

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by Murray, Present on Jan 27, 2012 10:57 AM PST reply actions  

He's Chris Ray with a fake moustache.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Subconsciously, I’ve been expecting Theriot to become a Giant for like three years. This is somehow the most unsurprising move I’ve ever heard.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 11:02 AM PST reply actions  

This is also true.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had my jersey pre-ordered months ago

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Also Grant got a shoutout on 30 Rock last night

The Phillie Phanatic needed to prevent his daughter’s wedding to the Squid Lord. That explains a lot of what transpired the last two years.

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by Murray, Present on Jan 27, 2012 11:05 AM PST reply actions  

I saw that. How long has James Marsden been on the show?

by City Girl on Jan 27, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

The Giants offseason is continuing at a frightening pace.

Take this however you want.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:05 AM PST reply actions  

Guys Ryan Theriot is Freddy Sanchez insurance

Stop pencil him in at SS. Mike Fontenot is the backup SS.

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by jctGamer on Jan 27, 2012 11:06 AM PST reply actions  

like

state farm insurance or
midday TV advertising insurance?

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 11:08 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

More like DISCOUT DOUBLE CHECK

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Like a good neighbor

TIGER IS THERE

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by jctGamer on Jan 27, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

with Kobe

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 11:12 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

and 7 prostitutes.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

CALL 1800 GENERAL NOWWWWW

by AztecsKillingHim on Jan 27, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I am so very afraid.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Ozzie Guillen @OzzieGuillen
Guess who’s back back again. yes eminen reference OzzieGuillen.com

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:08 AM PST reply actions  

I was going to say

Backstreet Boys

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 11:09 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

And today was the day I got to use the words 'moral turpitude' at work.

I prefer Brandon Crawford to Ryan Theriot.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 27, 2012 11:09 AM PST reply actions  

This life boat.

I think I may have fallen in it.

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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t remember the last day I didn’t use the words “moral turpitude” at work.

by Evan on Jan 27, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s pretty common on my desk.

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by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

They were words that I had seen but never personally applied.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 27, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

'turpitude' is a great word

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 27, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

dammit, that’s twice I’ve read it as “turditude”.

by Bar None on Jan 27, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I realize that Crawford’s development path is already hosed, and that many here view him as an irredeemable piece of shit whose development is not worth a second thought, but platooning him seems like a pretty poor method of trying to get him the achieve the level of merely bad hitter (with excellent glove) that I believe he is capable of.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 11:11 AM PST reply actions  

That’s kinda what happens tho when the team wants to win now.

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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

If the team wants to win now they go get Reyes or something that actually improves the team, not Theriot.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

TOO EXPENSIVE TOO RISKY!

/rings bell
/salivates

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

2/26 is too much!

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Playing Theriot over Crawford vs. LHP likely makes the team better this year.

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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps, infinitessimally, and at the expense of player development.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Any move the Giants make automatically costs twice as much as what it would cost any other team making the same exact move. In other words, the Giants are making the moves they can afford, and because they are paying a higher premium than any other team, they should be congratulated for doing so much to improve the team.

by Every6thDay on Jan 27, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahah!

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

As usual

Someone finds a much better way of saying what I am thinking.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

mmm, bacon

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

He has options left

You know what that means. Belt has options left. You know what that means.

Brett Pill and Manny Burriss do not have options left. You know what that means.

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by jctGamer on Jan 27, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Sabean gonna Bocock all over Pill and Burriss.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 27, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Burriss should be cut. Now. That’s what it means. And Pill has all those RBIs, so of course he should play every day.

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by can of corn on Jan 27, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

This.

I really think this turns into: Theriot is the starting SS, platooning with Fontenot. Burriss is there to back up 2B and Crawford spends the year at AAA.

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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

honestly not the worst thing for everyone involved

except the Theriot starting at SS, Platooning with Fontenot and Burriss there to back up 2B part.

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by jctGamer on Jan 27, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

This is my nightmare.
While I think Crawford could use more time, the alternative is pretty horrifying.

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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

While I think Crawford could use more time, the alternative is pretty horrifying.

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by nvsfg on Jan 27, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Sending him to AAA would make much more sense than platooning him (I’m not a big fan of platoons as a means of developing young players).

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree, and would be fine with him getting a full year in Fresno.

I don’t think Theriot and Fontenot combine to make a starting SS, though.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Unfortunately Brandon Crawford is objectively evil and as such you are wrong.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 27, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

HOW DARE BRANDON CRAWFORD EXIST!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

He is the living embodiment of moral turpitude.

by Hyoton on Jan 27, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

As a Crawford booster, I disagree. The kid has a lot of things to learn; there’s no harm in eliminating “how to hit a breaking ball from a lefty” from the list for a while.

by Evan on Jan 27, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he needs to learn that in the minors. Throwing him to the wolves and hoping he can figure it out in the majors is a shitty way to develop someone who could be useful at some point.

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by ResDog on Jan 27, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’d rather see him hit okay at Fresno for at least half a season.

by Evan on Jan 27, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Replacing Crawford with Theriot is insane...

Crawford projects to hit 230/300/330 with a great glove and some upside .
Theriot projects to hit 270/320/330 with the worst glove in baseball and no upside.

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by guayzimi on Jan 27, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

that crawford projection is from ?

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by jctGamer on Jan 27, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

http://makinstuffup.com/

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 27, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

jcb9's ass

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s close to ZIPs

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 11:18 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Actually it is.

225/291/336

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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was more surprised that Crawford's line wasn't made up.

But, I’m willing to bet most of the positives for Theriot are based on hitting against LHP. His career vs. RHP is barely better than Crawford’s line last year (wRC+ of 78 vs. 71). Since Theriot is on the decline, I think it’s pretty safe to assume Crawford should start over Theriot vs. RHP.

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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Does it make up for 30 runs worth?

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

+15 runs for Crawford -15 runs for Theriot??

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

It’s weird how we went from +10 to +13 and now +15 for Crawford in less than 24 hours. This guy’s amazing.

by Every6thDay on Jan 27, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

okay

20 runs

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 11:31 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Crawford in 500 innings = +6 DRS
Theriot in 700 innings = -12 DRS

Extrapolate to 1000 innings, the difference could be as much as 30 runs.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure.

But please slap some error bars on that first.

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the word could implies error bars.

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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s admittedly portraying the difference at the high end, but by DRS I still think it would be a gap of at least 20 over most of a full season.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure. And it could be as high as 100. Error bars at least let you know what’s likely, whereas could is allows for an infinite amount of wiggle room.

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Azmanz is right. “Could be as much as” implied the high side of the projection. Low side would probably be 15.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Ridiculous...

he’ll get on base 15 more times than Crawford per 500 plate appearances with no power at all and he’s -20 run defender over the same time period.

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by guayzimi on Jan 27, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

About 15 runs, I think.

by Evan on Jan 27, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Riot was -14 last year. Crawford was +8.3

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 11:33 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

wut

Are you just extrapolating? You know, from a noisy, unreliable number and multiplying it by a bigger number?

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s pretty much what UZR/150 is.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I know, and that bugs me. But more than that it bugs me when people quote UZR to the tenth of a decimal.

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I am still trying to figure out a responsible way of using UZR/150. I’m okay with it in a case like Pablo’s, where he played MOST of a full season, and you can take the difference between UZR and UZR/150 and say MAYBE SOMEWHERE IN HERE!!!!

But the strict mathematical translation is dicey enough without people who take it as gospel.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s basically what I was going after to begin with. If you only played half or one third of a season, no way do I want to multiply your UZR by 2 or 3.

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s decent for napkin math if you understand that the error bars just get proportionally wider.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

2010: 270/321/312

2011: 270/321/342
2012 zips: 269/324/332
2012 marcel: 265/320/3225

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by guayzimi on Jan 27, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Replacing Crawford with Theriot is insane…

GIANTS BASEBALL!

Also this is the team that cemented Aubrey Huff into the starting lineup last year.

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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

sorry

but that just not true

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 11:19 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Which part?

Aubrey Huff started 132 games last season.

The other part is a quote and a joke.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

And that's out of the 138 he appeared in.

And he started at 1B in 119 of those games.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

the cementing part.

He was the only viable 1b for most of year

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 11:23 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Except he wasn't viable at all

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

healthy?

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Dead =/= healthy

He was able to wear the uniform and be positioned near to where a living, breathing 1B would be.

by Every6thDay on Jan 27, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

?

Between August 1st and September 28th (the end of the season) both Huff and Belt were on the active Roster.

Huff appeared in 45 games, Belt appeared in 34.
Belt was used primarily as a pinch hitter or outfielder (LF to be precise) in most of those games. Only starting at 1B in one game.
Huff was the starting 1B for all but 9 of those games.

I am not sure how that is not being cemented it. And Belt was another viable 1B option, who by the way, needs to be groomed to take that position for the foreseeable future.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Giants had no OFs and Belt played a lot after August 15.

Pill took Huff’s spot…that says a lot

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 11:40 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Giants had no OFs

Healthy and active during this time: Andres Torres, Cody Ross, Carlos Beltran, Nate Schierholtz.

Then in September rosters expand and this argument gets even crazier.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

wait Beltran and Torres were out for a bit in August right?

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 11:47 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Nate too

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 11:48 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

2 weeks for Beltran in the middle of the month.

Nate left when Torres came back.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

so 3 OFs

and Torres not really playing

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 11:52 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

And yet:

Aubrey Huff still started every game without fail until the last week and a half of the season unless he was removed for defensive replacement.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

He also appeared in 150 out of 162 games

Even when he didn’t start Bochy couldn’t resist getting him involved in the game somehow

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by DFARowand on Jan 27, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

that's just not true

Huff lost his spot by early September.

He played in 19 games in Sept. starting 11

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 12:04 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

That still seems like a lot of games…

by Hyoton on Jan 27, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

On a team with an expanded roster.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

who did the giants bring up?

Huff split time with Pill and Belt

OF was Torres, Christian, Belt and Beltran

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 12:08 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

He was not "splitting time" until the last week and half of the season (11 days)

He was the regular starter until September 17th, Having started all but 3 of the games he appeared in up to that point: 12 games, 9 starts.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

You could argue that Bochy thought he was on an upswing

having his second best month of the season hitting in August and was only removed when it looked like he was cratering again.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

STOP STATING FACTS

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by DFARowand on Jan 27, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

THERE ARE NO FACTS ON THE INTERNET

LOOK AT THIS CAT:

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Natto on Jan 27, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha. I just got it.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

In my defense:

I did say just to look at the cat.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Now imagine it's the Giants Ownership.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought Torres was only put on the DL because they refused to DL Beltran?

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

That's what I thought too.

He was ready to play 5-7 days after he was on the DL.

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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Correct, then when Nate got hurt they brought Torres back.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I love Crawford.

But 230/300/330 kinda is the upside.

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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

ZIPs says

.291/.336

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 11:21 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

So, very similar to Ozzie Smith’s season at age 25?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Everyone could hit as poorly as Willie May’s first 19 ABs!

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, that’s exactly what I said, he’s going to be a hall of famer.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

HOORAY!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Or comparable to many scrubs who never amounted to anything in the majors

Wonder why you chose Ozzie Smith over the many other examples

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by DFARowand on Jan 27, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Other than the fact that the two lines are pretty similar, maybe because he was a very good fielder who struggled to hit and then improved with experience? It took him like 7 years to achieve league average hitting.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve recently wondered if, had Ozzie Smith come up today, if he would get a chance to put together a similar career.

He played one year in the minors (at age 22) and put up a .303/.391/.362 line. A bit old for the league. Presumably exceptional defense. He did put up a 10:3 BB:K ratio, which is pretty bitchin’.

by BestHyperboleEver on Jan 27, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

If you bring ands and buts to compensate,

we’ll have ourselves a nice little party.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I blame ARod.

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by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a very healthy first instinct.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Hah. The photo the Giants posted on their facebook page was of Theriot after a strikeout.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:12 AM PST reply actions  

Maybe I just don't understand why you would spend more on the back up on the starter.

This just seems like a move designed to give Crawford time in AAA, which might not be a bad thing.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:12 AM PST reply actions  

back up than on the starter*

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Henry Schulman @hankschulman Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Crawford remains the staring SS going into camp, I’m told. Fontenot, Theriot and Burriss all competing for backup jobs.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Brandon Belt remained the starting 1B going into opening day, I was told

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by jctGamer on Jan 27, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Because of Ross.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

JOHN BOWKER IS THE STARTING RIGHT FIELDER

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

ONE DAY LATER

HE IS NOT IN A PLATOON

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

10 DAYS LATER

HE IS OUT OF THE LINEUP

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

a move designed

That was almost certainly not by design.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I could definitely be wrong.

Thus why I said it “seems a move designed”. I just don’t understand why a team talking about RDF which only has a little wiggle room left on its 130 million budget would us 1.25 million on a back up for the starter that makes the league minimum.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

The incentives tell me that they want to use him as a backup, given that they constitute almost 40% of the value of the contract.

All things considered, it’s the move that makes the most sense at this point, unless they could get a worthwhile RH bench bat for the same price.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Here's hoping I am wrong like usual.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I think they found some spare change in the Burn’s sisters couches.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

6 MONTHS LATER

THE GIANTS WON THE WORLD SERIES

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by jctGamer on Jan 27, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s non guaranteed so no biggie

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 11:13 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Isn’t this almost always going to be the case when your starter is still in his pre-arb years?

I mean, DeRosa/Tejada/Fontenot were all making a lot more than Panda.

by BestHyperboleEver on Jan 27, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Sabean's big board for shortstops

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by operation carrot on Jan 27, 2012 11:17 AM PST reply actions  

Well

That was unexpected.

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by Natto on Jan 27, 2012 11:19 AM PST reply actions  

And yet. . . not unexpected.

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by can of corn on Jan 27, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Thought some of you guys might appreciate this

The 25 best Ron Swanson .gifs on the internet.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 27, 2012 11:20 AM PST reply actions  

That puppy is so cute.

by City Girl on Jan 27, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

ESPN further cementing it's suckitude

NFL Any Era player: Tim Tebow.

Top two comments:

How could you say Tebow could thrive in ANY ERA when he can’t even thrive now???
I think I see their point. In any era he would be able to miss wide open receivers. His skills translate perfectly across any era.

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by marcello on Jan 27, 2012 11:22 AM PST reply actions  

he would be good in the 50s and 60s

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 11:24 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

/leather_helmet

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 27, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Was that before teams starting using defense?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 27, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

And people used to attend the games wearing raccoon skin coats

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

In 1952, one of the greatest quarterbacks in NFL history completed 49.7% of his passes. At the time, this was still well above average for the league.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Everything was in black and white. It had to of been hard to figure which players were yours.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 27, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Actually most everything was white.

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by jctGamer on Jan 27, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

HA!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not exactly being fair to Otto Graham, of course. That was about as bad as he got. It’s within reason that Tebow will look at 49.7% in five years and think, “If only…”

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

"Analysis"
When you talk about guys who could play in any era, he could play in any era.

by GiantPain on Jan 27, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I could play in any era too- I’d just completely and totally suck in all of them

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

skip bayless said he would rather have tebow than luck

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by operation carrot on Jan 27, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I do not understand how he is still employed.

Let alone the Tebow love fest.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Entertainment.

The Jersey Shore cast still have jobs.

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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree with Ray Lewis though

Dude can play in any era, in any sport.

I’m pretty sure he can hit 50 HR. And murder Ty Cobb.
If he hits Wayne Gretzky McSorley would say “Good Job Ray” and walk away.
He’d probably hit Wilt Chamberlain in the mouth and sleep with his 10,000 women.
He would break Tonya Harding’s Legs. Both of them.

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by jctGamer on Jan 27, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Wilt would have torn Ray Lewis into pieces

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

say that to Ray Lewis

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by jctGamer on Jan 27, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I would understand this reply if I said I would tear Ray Lewis into pieces

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah, Ray Lewis would tear you into pieces anyways. Just for funsies.

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Here is Wilt with Ali

Yeah, Ray Lewis would run away screaming like baseballs being hit after being thrown by Barry Zito.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

He's no Kareem

dude fought Bruce Lee

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 11:36 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I was just about to say this.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

And moonlighted as an airline pilot!

by non sequitur on Jan 27, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Fixed
dude fought got his ass royally kicked by Bruce Lee

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jan 27, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Meh. Some softer lighting, and mebbe there would have been a different result.

by non sequitur on Jan 27, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Ray Lewis Sports Science!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=u1CwwsWkQLU#t=86s

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by jctGamer on Jan 27, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Is this the “swat team battering ram or Ray Lewis bullrushing you” one?

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah dude killed that door

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by jctGamer on Jan 27, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Since I can't go to youtube at work

I will consider your reply incorrect.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Hurry up and get off work already.

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Hurry up and get off work already.

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by jctGamer on Jan 27, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

waitress’d

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 11:49 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Speaking of football players

I ran into ex-Cowboy Larry Allen in a coffee shop in Alamo. The dude is a mountain with legs.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

The Mountain That Walks

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

The Barry Bonds of Mountains?

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by jctGamer on Jan 27, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw Steve Mariucci at McDonald’s in Vallejo.

by City Girl on Jan 27, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I really believe that virtually every player today could have played in any past era. Athletes in every sport continue to improve. Not only are the training methods constantly improving, but there are more players than ever playing the game. Thus creating more competition for spots. Naturally this would mean that players at the top level would be better.

by BestHyperboleEver on Jan 27, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you seen the charts how player sizes have changed over the past century? It’s gotten really crazy.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Jesus, look at the average basketball player in the ‘80s versus now. It can’t just be weightlifting.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

One could make a good case for making the standard football field 5-10 yards wider, and the standard basketball hoop 1-2 feet higher. They have respectively clogged and trivialized the dimensions laid out for predecessors a fraction of their size.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Now compound that with the fact that most defensive lineman are as fast as the skill players of the 60s.

Through the 1980s, Mike Webster, one of the greatest offensive linemen of all time, played at 6’1, 255 lbs.
Tim Tebow is 6’4, 245 lbs

This years Pro Bowlers at Webster’s position:
Mangold at 6’4, 307
Ryan Kalil at 6’2. 295

by BestHyperboleEver on Jan 27, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s also compounding the concussion problem. Imagine how many times a lineman gets their bell run every single week.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely. Despite playing football through my youth, HS and very early college, I would advise very strongly against playing football at or above the college level. The physics are just too scary now. The human body can’t handle that kind of impact.

by BestHyperboleEver on Jan 27, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

but baseball is the sport with the steroid problem!

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by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

What's the over/under on Theriot's OPS for 2012 with the AT&T adjustment?

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by Amigo on Jan 27, 2012 11:33 AM PST reply actions  

There’s not much adjustment for a right handed hitter with limited power in ATT.

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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I'd go somewhere around

.645

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 27, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s the same. Dude has Duane Kuiper power.

But being on the Giants equals a drop of. 30

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 11:34 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I meant .030

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 11:35 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

GEAUX

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by jctGamer on Jan 27, 2012 11:34 AM PST reply actions  

Géants

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Jan 27, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Waiting for the other shoe

It will have to drop sometime.

As Baggs correctly pointed out, we now have a full 40 man roster and Mota has yet to sign his contract and be assigned a roster spot. Even if you assume that Mota gets a minor league contract to start spring training (thus leaving him off the 40 man roster) at some point before the start of the regular season, Mota will have to be put on the 40 man roster. When that happens, then at least 1 guy already on the 40 man will have to be DFA’d and clear waivers before hie can be assigned to Fresno. The most likely candidate will be whomever loses out in the backup catcher battle between Whiteside and Stewart. The only way that the Giants can avoid a DFA is if Mota gets beat out for a spot on the Opening Day 25 man roster by a reliever currently on the 40 man roster (specifically, Hector Correa, Edlefsen or Dan Otero).

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by Fla-Giant on Jan 27, 2012 11:35 AM PST reply actions  

Burriss

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

+25

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 11:38 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

isn’t it the idea that either Mota or Hensley?

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 11:38 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I thought Baggs included Hensley and Theriot in the 40-man.

And they are both on non-guaranteed deals.

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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Guys get DFA’d at the end of ST all the time.

They tend to clear waivers because every other team has just done the exact same thing.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Also a 25 man logjam

The other looming decision is for the 25 man Opening Day roster. The Giants had 26 men pencilled for those 25 spots prior to the Hensley and Theriot signings – with the odd man out scheduled to be either Whiteside or Stewart. Now the Giants will also have 2 more decisions to make before the end of spring training:
1. Which 2 of the folowing 3 UT infileder candidates will make the 25 man: Fontenot, Burriss, Theriot
2. Which 2 of the following relievers will make the 25 man: Mota, Runzler, Hensley

For decision #1, it appears to me that Burriss is the odd man out. He’s out of options, so he would have to clear waivers before he could be sent down to Fresno. One thing in Manny’s favor is that both Theriot and Fontenot can not refuse an asssignment to Fresno if they didn’t win a spot on the Opening Day roster, but both guys would have to clear waivers before the Giants could send them to Fresno.

For decison #2, Runzler can still be optioned to Fresno without clearing waivers, so he seems to be the odd man out – unless he has a fantastic spring training. If Mota does sign a minor league contract (as Baggs guesses) then he can also be sent to Fresno without going through waivers, but Hensley would have to clear waivers before he could be assigned to Fresno.

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by Fla-Giant on Jan 27, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I would think it's a slam dunk that Burriss would clear waivers.

And I see Runzler going back to Fresno pretty easily.

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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I would like to see Runzler demonstrate that he can throw to first base before he is given a 25-man spot.

Also, see my above comment about Burriss going on waivers. April DFAs rarely get claimed.

And if he does get claimed, it’s like pouring Sabean’s booze down the sink. Get that shit out of the house.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, doesn’t Crawford have an option? And Belt does, too, of course.

by Every6thDay on Jan 27, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, but Crawford is guaranteed to make the OD roster, unless he gets injured. Although, I’m not predicting that he won’t be sent back down to Fresno at some point during the season.

As for Belt, I think he’ll make the OD roster, unless one of the other guys fighting for the #4 OF spot wows them in spring training. Specifically, that would include:
Gregor Blanco, Justin Christian, Tyler Graham, Gary Brown and Frankie Pegs.

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by Fla-Giant on Jan 27, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I still can't get over Brown's ZiPS

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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Pegs seems like the type of player who could really wow them in ST, just because I feel like that’s when you get hitters just mashing balls without necessarily being exposed as having crappy plate discipline.

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe that he is the type of htter that could wake up one morning and magically have it all together – similar to what happened to Panda. Frankie’s defense is already major league-ready, so if his bat becomes magical he could easily make the jump from Richmond to the SF 25 man roster.

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by Fla-Giant on Jan 27, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s putting up fine numbers now… the issue is the steadfast refusal to ever take a walk. How one hits .300+ and puts up a .318 OBP, I have no idea.

I want to believe he will wake up and know how to take a walk, but…

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Panda doesn’t walk much, nor did Vlad Guererro. The key for Frankie Pegs is going to be can he hit for more power than he has shown so far?

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by Fla-Giant on Jan 27, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Career walk rate and OBP:

Guerrero: 8.1%, .379
Sandoval: 7.2%, .356
Peguero: 3.6%, .344 in the low minors

It’s a matter of degrees.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Sandoval has walked more since he has been in the majors. 4.7% and 3.8% his first two seasons. 2008 was split, but it looks like it was about 5.5%

That’s not too far off from Peguero’s 3.6%

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 27, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Panda did not walk at those rates in the minors, which underscores my point about Pegureo having the possibility of improving;

Panda 2006 (Augusta): BB=4.7% (in 438 ABs)
Panda 2007 (SJ): BB=3.8% (in 401 ABs)

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by Fla-Giant on Jan 27, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, I'll concede that point.

But getting back to my original point is that it’s not as though he isn’t hitting in the minors. The MLEs don’t project fantastically well at this point, but he did come back from surgery and hit .309 in the EL. If there’s something to criticize in his 2011, it’s that he got 5 walks in 71 games.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we’re discussing 2 diferent things. I agree with you that the likelihood that Frankie Pegs ever becomes a good major league hitter is very slim. My original point was just that he could possibly catch fire in ST (as could Blanco, Christian or Graham) and make the SF roster out of ST as a 4th OF. I highly doubt it will happen, but he does make consistent enough solid contact and he does have the defense, arm strength and speed to be a legitiamate major league outfielder.

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by Fla-Giant on Jan 27, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, I see what happened. You were responding to the “Frankie Pegs could go nuts in ST” comment, but I was responding to your assertion “Frankie is the type that could randomly put it all together” without addressing the context.

I think Peguero could be a cheap 4th outfielder in time, but I’m a bit confused as to your view on him. His only real stumbling blocks are 1) a forgettable first foray at August, 2) the walks, and 3) maybe more consistent power, though .440 isn’t anything to sneeze at.

I could see him going to the PCL next year (given that he’ll be 24) and putting up fine numbers again after adjusting for the league. What do you see as his major hurdles other than more pop? Am I giving him too much credit for .312/.344/.436?

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I still think there’s a world of difference between a 3.8% walk rate and a 1.7% walk rate. One is pretty bad; the other has got to be nearly historically bad.

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Or low and historically low.

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The 1.7% figure is exaggerated. It’s only what he did during 8 weeks for Richmond. For the entire 2011 season his BB-rate was 3.2%. He had 68 ABs in SJ in which he put up 9.2% rate to start his season.

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by Fla-Giant on Jan 27, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought Pegs walked even less than he does (hard to imagine), but I guess I was letting last year’s 1.7% cloud my judgment. His BB% is actually pretty comparable to Panda’s.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 27, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

What makes me deeply pessimistic about Peguero is not so much the walks as the strikeouts. Here’s a player who almost never gets to ball four but is still striking out 15% of the time. This suggests that he doesn’t really have any room to improve his approach; if he starts taking some pitches, his strikeouts are going to spike up.

by Evan on Jan 27, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the Giants still really like Belt, and want him to produce like they think they should. That he keeps getting jerked around isn’t really helping, but I think they want to find PAs for him this season.

As I said before, if Belt scuffles and Cabrera and Huff both produce I could see him going to Fresno, but otherwise they’ll probably try to grind it out with him at the big league level.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I thnk that they like him, but you have to remember Bohy’s history with rookies. Given the option, he almost always sits them on the bench. Let’s not forget that he was starting Bengie ahead of Buster in May and June of 2010, and Sabes had to trade Bengie to force Bochy to put Buster in as the starting catcher. I think what’s most likely to happen this year is that Belt will scuffle at the pltate at some point in the first 2 months of the season (even the best hitters scuffle at some point every year) and that Bochy will use that excuse to make Belt ride the bench. Eventually, Sabes will have to send Belt back down to Fresno at some point just to get him regular playing time.

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by Fla-Giant on Jan 27, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Buster and Belt both pushed Huff to the outfield so that they could get PAs.

I know Bochy likes his vets, but Belt is expected to be the everyday 1B in 2013. He’s not going to get there by not “paying his dues.”

I think Belt splits time at LF and 1B, and gets around 400 PAs this year. Especially if Huff doesn’t rebound.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see Huff getting much time in the OF. He’s just not a good defender there anymore. IMO, if Huff is getting regular ABs then it will be at 1B. If Belt isn’t getting regular starts through the first 2 months of the season it will be because he’s not hitting well. In that case, I see no way that Sabes won’t send him down to Fresno to work on his hitting stroke.

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by Fla-Giant on Jan 27, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I think there’s a chance it could happen.

Bochy and Sabean said, “Huff needs to come into camp next year ready to play the outfield.”

To me, this says that they intend to play Belt at 1B at least some of the time. And if Huff wants to stay in the lineup, he’d damn well better look good on both sides of the ball.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

The only problem is

Both of those guys have lied about these things before.

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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

They always say stuff like that before the season starts. Don’t forget that Belt won the starting 1B spot out of ST last year. It didn’t take long for Bochy to bench him after his first hitting slump and it didn’t take long for Huff to show that he can no longer be counted on to be a competent defender in the OF. Do you think that players of Huff’s age all of a sudden become much better defenders once the decline has already begun?

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by Fla-Giant on Jan 27, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the Belt situation is really unique and colored by the success of Posey

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 1:06 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

And that explains what happened to Belt last year? C’mon, if Posey had changed Bochy’s tendencies then Belt wouldn’t have been jerked around by Bochy last year.

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by Fla-Giant on Jan 27, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Not what I meant.

Posey made the FO think that prospects can be starter ASAP.

Belt should have been in AAA

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 1:11 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I see.

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by Fla-Giant on Jan 27, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha

The sad thing is, the biggest reason why Posey and Belt were treated differently is because Posey hit a couple ground-ball singles in his first game.

by GiantPain on Jan 27, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup.

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget that those resulted in some deliciously tasty rib eyes.

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

He was batting over .300 for his first month in the majors.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Only because Cody Ross was on the DL and they wanted Belt to be comfortable. If Cody doesn’t pull up lame in Scottsdale, we probably don’t see Belt until Posey gets injured.

And I think Huff showed up to camp thinking he wouldn’t have to play the outfield and that he had the first base job on lock, and as such was not in good condition to be chasing fly balls.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa

What would happen here is Brown beats out Belt for a roster spot?

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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL BELT

Then we know he’d be done as an SF Giant.

by Every6thDay on Jan 27, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

People would freak out.

Much as it’s unlikely. I mean, remember when people talked about Buster breaking camp with the team? And Brown isn’t a Posey-level prospect.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d be ok with it, if it means Brown is hitting and playing every day in CF. But I’m also not very optimistic that Belt gets to play much, even if he’s on the roster.

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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d be pissed. There is no way Brown should not be in the minors this year.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 27, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Brown only makes the team if he has a truly miraculous spring training and wins the starting CF spot outright. He’s not going to be put on the 25 man OD roster as the #4 outfielder. Essentially, Belt is competing agianst Pill and Huff for a spot on the 25 man roster. If for some reason he can’t solidify his hold on the starting 1B spot during ST, then Belt could back into a spot on the OD roster by taking the 4th OF spot. My point is that there is an outside chance that one of the true minor league outfielders steps up their game enough to win the #4 OF spot outright.

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by Fla-Giant on Jan 27, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Belt is not competing against Pill. Pill is competing against RH bench bats.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Belt is competing against Pill and Huff for the starting 1B spot. Pill would have to have a very bad ST not to win a spot on the bench as a pinch hitter/platoon 1B.

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by Fla-Giant on Jan 27, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Pill is not going to be the starting 1B. My guess is he’ll mostly start against certain lefties and on getaway days.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

If Pill has a fantastic ST and Belt and Huff don’t hit well, I can see Pill getting the 1B nod to start the season. Don’t forget that in the past 4 years under Bochy the following guys have won starting spots on his team out of spring training:
Belt @ 1B, Burriss @ 2B, Bowker @ RF

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by Fla-Giant on Jan 27, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I really, really doubt it. Pill is on the team because Burrell is gone, not for 1B depth.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Where else is Pill going to play, LF or DH? If he’s on the team he’s going to get at least 1 start a week at 1B.

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by Fla-Giant on Jan 27, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Like I said,

certain lefties and getaway days. Most of his appearances will probably come as a bench bat now that Burrell, Ross, and Rowand are all off the roster.

It’s him or Theriot, plus maybe one of Melky or Pagan.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

One other scenario that has a fairly strong possibility of coming up is with Gregor Blanco. Blanco is only on a minor league contract, so if he were to make the OD roster out of spring training, the Giants would have to clear up a spot on the 40 man and the 25 man rosters. I would guess that Justin Christian and Tyler Graham would be the most likely candidates to waived off of the 40 man, while Brandon Belt or Brett Pill will be the likeliest player that is sent to Fresno if Blanco wins a spot on the OD roster. Of course, all this assumes that there is no injury that keeps a 25 man regular off of the OD roster out of spring training.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 27, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps they’re hoping it’ll take the pressure off a bit, knowing that if he does fail the team isn’t left with a Burriss/fontenot MI.

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by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Player hats 2012

Crawford

Fontenot

Theriot

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by bigboneded on Jan 27, 2012 11:40 AM PST reply actions  

I already own that Crab hat.

It’s awesome. Mine is not nearly as clean as that.

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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Crawdads look more like shrimp than crabs, tho.

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by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

small lobsters

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It's a crawfish.

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by bigboneded on Jan 27, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

The most Sabean move that Sabean has ever Sabeaned.

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by rotorueter on Jan 27, 2012 11:42 AM PST reply actions  

that would be yuni

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Our shortstop is a hat

Your argument is invalid.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

would still.have more range than Theriot

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Fontenot, Theriot, the place is buzzin'

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by EliminateMe on Jan 27, 2012 11:47 AM PST reply actions  

Been There :(

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by jctGamer on Jan 27, 2012 12:02 PM PST reply actions  

Solution: both do a 180.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 27, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

win

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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

DO A BARRELL ROLL

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahah, this is exactly what I was going to type!

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

(Minus the misspelling)

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

shh

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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

DO A BURRELL ROLL

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by iammclovin on Jan 27, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Pending what you're into.

Only one person needs to do a 180.

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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

PIGGY BACK!

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

whats level 101?

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by James Westfall on Jan 27, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

More importantly...What’s Level 109 ?

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by nvsfg on Jan 27, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s when she starts changing her… I can’t

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 27, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Level 101 is when she’s holding the other guy’s hand propeller while doing this.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 27, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Talking with her afterward while he’s in the shower.

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by ResDog on Jan 27, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It involves her sharting and him apologizing and cleaning up.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

This signing is absurd.

I’ve crunched the numbers, and currently can project with some certainty that Mssr. Crawford will hit .293/.339/.413 with a ++glove. There’s no way that Theriot will match that level of production. This contract is wasted money on the part of the Giants. The undeniable veteran savvy of Mssr. Theriot will not make up for the combination of offensive potential and fielding excellence that Brandon Crawford brings to the team.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 27, 2012 12:08 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

1) contract is non guaranteed

2) We are talking about him better than Burris

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 12:10 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

This contract is wasted money on the part of the Giants.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 27, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

THEY MIGHT AS WELL BE WIPING THEIR ASSES WITH THAT MONEY!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Buriss gotta go.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahh...nostalgia

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/4/10/830269/burris-gotta-go

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by nvsfg on Jan 27, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

no way

It is a very good deal for a baserunner and stealer. With the loss of Ford and moving Burriss into a 1B slot, you have no pinch runner for late inning relief of Melky. Plus he has great bat control so if you need a bunt, there you go. And he can also play all over the middle infield, whereas Crawford doesn’t have any 2B experience at all.

by Hyoton on Jan 27, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

You guys are good.

by Evan on Jan 27, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Your projections look a little low.

Especially since Crawford is a ++++glove.

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by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Morning Fog

Say goodbye to my view. We’ll be moving offices soon, and I’ll probably be looking at a brick wall. :(

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by City Girl on Jan 27, 2012 12:09 PM PST reply actions  

/squints

Is this on California?

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

For a second I thought you meant the city of

and I was so very confused.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was all WUT!

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 27, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

HOW IS FOG FORMED????

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

When a fog man likes a fog woman in a very special way, he sends her a dirty picture of himself to her through the company email that they work at. They then make out in the storage room and have sex in the bathroom bar at happy hour. 9 months later: new fog.

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by ResDog on Jan 27, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Dear Second Floor Girl

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 27, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a 6 hour plan

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by ResDog on Jan 27, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Pfft

6 hour plan after you get into the bathroom

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

6 YEARS OR YOU AIN'T TRYIN'

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 27, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I do admire your persistence.

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by ResDog on Jan 27, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

You might be in that same plan with 2nd floor girl.

by City Girl on Jan 27, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

My failures are legendary. Saturday is going to be a spectacular explosion of drama. I have foreseen it. I’ve actually lined up several different girls I’m interested in to all compete with one another for most incredible disaster all on the same day. How I do it, I have no idea. But it will certainly be interesting.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 27, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I've found myself in that sort of mess before.

It is always spectacular, if disastrous.

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 27, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you arranged for video documentation?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but there will be plenty of witnesses.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 27, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

So I have to ask viliphied about it?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I like how he jumped in to clarify the story the other night.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 27, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Line them all up and say, “I like you. Would you like to date me?”

And then when they look around trying to figure out which one you’re talking to, just tell them that if their answer is yes, you were talking to them.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 27, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I play Chris Harrison and give you the roses to hand out?

by City Girl on Jan 27, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I read this as Chris Hansen. I was confused.

by S. Pickford #25 on Jan 27, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Persistence

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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by nvsfg on Jan 27, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Number 1 rated movie by stalkers worldwide.

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by ResDog on Jan 27, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I do in fact love that movie.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 27, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

the trenchcoat

such an underrated article of clothing

Ride the tiger...You can see his stripes but you know he's clean.

by James Westfall on Jan 27, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I do in fact love and own that movie.

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by nvsfg on Jan 27, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t sat down & watched that movie from beginning to end in forever. I always end up missing that scene above.

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by ResDog on Jan 27, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, sorry! It’s on Sacramento Street. I’m surprised that pic came out decent. It’s from my phone and it usually takes crappy pics.

by City Girl on Jan 27, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I get ya. My father has said similar things about the move his firm is currently undergoing.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Does he work at a law firm in the City?

by City Girl on Jan 27, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but they’re not on Sacramento.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

i live in sacramento

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 27, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

i work in san francisco on sacramento.

by City Girl on Jan 27, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

City Sammich

In between two slices of San Jose

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

SPRINT TRAINING!

Spring Training, obviously

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought you meant print training.

by non sequitur on Jan 27, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Thar she blows.
The Phillies avoided arbitration with Hunter Pence, agreeing to a one-year, $10.4MM contract for 2012, Jon Heyman of CBSSports.com tweets. Beverly Hills Sports Council represents the right fielder.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 12:15 PM PST reply actions  

That’s MLBTR, by the way. Link

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Man Pence is really popular right now.

He just got casted in the Starship Troopers remake, too.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 27, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

less than carlos beltran....weird

Ride the tiger...You can see his stripes but you know he's clean.

by James Westfall on Jan 27, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

he'll be the starting SS by April 20

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.

by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 27, 2012 12:16 PM PST reply actions  

The Giants hate Fontenot tho

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember the legend of No.3 Hitter Mike Fontenot.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jan 27, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

/pulls up a stump around the campfire

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by rotorueter on Jan 27, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I just needed you to identify this ring…

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 27, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

They also thought OCab was better.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

If I remember, they just don’t think he has the arm strength to play SS. That’s why he (luckily for us) got pulled form playing SS in the 2010 playoffs and replaced by Renteria and why he was never in the Cabrera/Tejada/Crawford Battle of the Suck last year. I’ve never seen any indication that this was true but what do I know— I’m just a fan who watches stuff on TV.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

He didn’t really play SS in 2010.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, 5 games and 29 innings.

For his career, 50 games at SS, 37 of which came in 2011.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

It could be that they like him as a utility guy, as they did with Uribe in 2009/2010. Signing Theriot means he can continue to do it if/when Freddy gets injured.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Theory: Bochy hates short guys guys with regular size heads

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by nvsfg on Jan 27, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

/sigh of relief

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

So I am taking over duties of maintaining a Joomla based site. Man is Joomla a waste of time. I’ve got to take classes and learn how to do a website correctly.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 27, 2012 12:26 PM PST reply actions  

I don’t even think Joomla is a real thing that things are based on.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Well all the content and tables are based in joomla

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 27, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

And I hate it.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 27, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Joomla is just a word you made up while you were thinking about Mario.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

The newest creation from Jack in the Box.

by Hyoton on Jan 27, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think this puts him in a minority among baseball players, mind you. It was just kinda depressing to see it confirmed.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 27, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

frank gore

scored a 6 on his wonderlic test (out of 50…10 is literate) and he is a national treasure

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by James Westfall on Jan 27, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

At one point didn’t the niners have the dumbest and the smartest player in the NFL?

by S. Pickford #25 on Jan 27, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Wonderlic is not really the measure to base this on.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree, but I’m not sure it was based on wonderlic. I’ll have to do some googling.

by S. Pickford #25 on Jan 27, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't believe that we're so bored that there's been over 400 posts over Theriot vs. Fontenot

Should we be deconstructing last night’s P&R or listing more songs or something? I forgot how to talk baseball stuff

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 12:36 PM PST reply actions  

you could be at a

sexual harassment prevention training

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by CalBear949 on Jan 27, 2012 12:40 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Are you learning?

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by ResDog on Jan 27, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea well there is no baseball being played

Throw 2 oz of steak to 2 hungry dogs, is like giving MCC 1 roster addition in late Jan.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 27, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

lol I've seen this used for other cities.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

GOT news!

There’s gonna be a new trailer aired before the premiere of Luck on Sunday night.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 12:42 PM PST reply actions  

I'm psyched.

I’ve been needing a Sunday night show.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Shameless!

It is raunchy and absurd, but so so good.

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"I never argue with people who say baseball is boring because baseball is boring. Except, suddenly, it isn't. And that's what makes it great."
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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 27, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahhh too bad.

Luck intrigues me, I’ll probably give it a shot. I can’t freaking wait for GoT to come back though.

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"I never argue with people who say baseball is boring because baseball is boring. Except, suddenly, it isn't. And that's what makes it great."
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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 27, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I cut showtime

It only had that show. They cut US of Tara, I watched the franchise, and almost nothing else. Weeds I watched on netflix when I had it, but I think I got to season 4 and it got weird.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 27, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t have Showtime, either, but I still watch Shameless (and love it)

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by son of ggf on Jan 27, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Shameless!

It is raunchy and absurd, but so so good.

Just got into this—it’s good. So is House of Lies.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 27, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I watched the pilot, and couldn’t really get into it. I should give it another shot.

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 27, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought the pilot was way too much and not particularly funny. If I had Showtime, I’d stick with it a bit more such is my love of Kristin Bell (and Jean Ralphio!) but the show was trying way too hard

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh

I watch it OnDemand when I need some knitting background. If it was baseball season, I’d give it a miss.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 27, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

oh come on
@hankschulman
Henry Schulman
Next name to watch for Giants: Xavier Nady. There’s some mutual interest, but almost certainly on a minor-league deal + invite.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 27, 2012 12:44 PM PST reply actions  

BAHAHAHAHA

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

asdfasfsdfasdfbdfastg

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 27, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Bay Area Ties

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

..

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Things I remember about Xavier Nady:

  • went directly from college to the pros
  • has had not one, but two Tommy John surgeries (note: Xavier Nady is not a pitcher.)

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 27, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember him having a Jon Bowker type body.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 27, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re pretty similar: Nady is listed at 6’2", 215 lbs., Bowker is 6’1", 205.

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 27, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I once new a guy who arms where so short that he could hardly his arm pits.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 27, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Buh?

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

reach… as in he could barley reach across his chest and touch the opposite shoulder.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 27, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure how much of this is intentional.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

The Yankees traded Tabata +junk for him and Marte

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 27, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

SHE'S A NADY - WHOA, WHOA ,WHOA

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

My dad sings this whenever he hears about Nady.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 27, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Last year it was NADY IN RED

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

OH YES ITS NADYS NIGHT AND THE FEELINS RIGHT

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 27, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES A NADY

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

LAY NADY LAY

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

WHO’S THAT NADY? (WHO’S THAT NADY?)
XAVIER NADY (WHO’S THAT NADY?)

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by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

"Ask GiantPain about my penis" - Billy Beane

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 27, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

ALL THE SINGLE NADY’S

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 27, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

DUDE LOOKS LIKE A NADY

BAH DAH BAH DAH

DUDE LOOKS LIKE A NADY

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by DFARowand on Jan 27, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Xavier Nady is older than me

And 3 years out of his prime. Sounds so Sabean to me.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 27, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

We better hope that RAJ doesn’t beat us to him!

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 27, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Show me what you got Raj Raj

/Discount doublecheck check dance

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 27, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean is really Sabeaning around right now

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jan 27, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean is such a troll.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Nady had a lower OBP than Crawford last year.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Perfect

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jan 27, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I was being optimistic earlier in the thread

I would like to amend my position, please.

Nady is horrible. He’s also a former Padre meaning Boch will play the shit out of him. Holy hell.

by AztecsKillingHim on Jan 27, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

POP?

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by ResDog on Jan 27, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Need more players with "X" in their names.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

GRITTY GAMER OVERLOAD!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

how much Cub can a team take?

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by son of ggf on Jan 27, 2012 1:01 PM PST reply actions  

For cheering up purposes:

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 1:06 PM PST reply actions  

sweet photoshop skills

"When you got 50,000 people telling you that you suck, you must be pretty damn good." -Barry Lamar Bonds

by thefillmore on Jan 27, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You know what game I’d like to watch? The one against Detroit where we scored 17 runs, or something like that. I was out of town and didn’t catch all of it.

by City Girl on Jan 27, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

This entire Colorado series was one of the best series of the year.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember. I miss baseball.

by City Girl on Jan 27, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I went into a movie during the rain delay, and was sure the game was going to get cancelled.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I was walking from the lot to the stadium during the rainstorm. Got soaked, totally worth it.

by maysian on Jan 27, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I was cooking for 20 people. I was so annoyed that I missed one of their two offensive explosions.

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by speckops on Jan 27, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll set the O/U at 40 for the number of times he either leads off or bats second this year.

by boonitez on Jan 27, 2012 1:09 PM PST reply actions  

Font\Theriot\Crawford battle in ST v Belt\Pill\Huff

Can’t wait until Sabean gets some bats with nails, blindfolds, cages and a scorpion.

Gotta see who will win the job!

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 27, 2012 1:15 PM PST reply actions  

I think Keppinger would have been better

Walks more than we strikes out and doesn’t try to steal 20 bases a year to get caught 13 times.

Irrational Conor Gillaspie fanboy.

by Electric on Jan 27, 2012 1:19 PM PST reply actions  

What does someone have to do to be disbarred anyway?

Passing the bar is license to steal. Look at the case on this guy. Dude steals money from people and the most that happens is that he’s moved to inactive enrollment. Out and out steals from people, and he doesn’t even get a fine for it. All he has to do is say ‘I have a drug problem’. Oh, is that all? Sheesh. AND dude took people’s money after being made inactive. /shakes head

Because you all care about legal stuff.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 27, 2012 1:21 PM PST reply actions  

Sexually harass your client.

by City Girl on Jan 27, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

This guy also married a client whose father died under questionable circumstances. The wrongful death became the heart of a lawsuit that was settled later on.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 27, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

What the fuck, Sabean. He's in some weird time warp.

He’s in love with 2008. Theriot and Nady were great in ’08.

by Every6thDay on Jan 27, 2012 1:22 PM PST reply actions  

He is adopting the Cubs winning philosophy.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Or maybe just adopting Cubs.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

So my boss is a long time A’s season ticket holder and I guess has been signaling to them that he’s not going to buy them for 2012 because of the way the team is being handled. Just got a call from the A’s and they’ve set up a one on one telephone call between him and Lew Wolff on Monday morning. I REALLY want to listen in.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 27, 2012 1:22 PM PST reply actions  

Me too!

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 27, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Likewise.

I am putting together a short film and trying to raise funds for it is certainly outside of my skill set and it is slightly humiliating. I cannot imagine what a sales pitch from a millionaire would sound like.

by Every6thDay on Jan 27, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

“Buy my season tickets or I will RUIN you. You and everyone and everything you hold dear.”

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that sounds about right.

by Every6thDay on Jan 27, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Germans. Talk to Germans.

They get a 100% tax write off for sponsoring film.

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-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 27, 2012 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, right?

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 27, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

“This film will be a triumph! Will you please help fund it?”

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 27, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I still do not believe Bochy
Henry Schulman @hankschulman
Just talked to Bochy, who confirms he views Crawford as the starting SS. Theriot would start v some lefties. Craw was 4-for-30 v LHP as rook

But platooning a young player will not help his growth right?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 1:39 PM PST reply actions  

I think that’s the reason behind “some,” rather than an implied “all.” But of course that’s just speculation on my part, with a dash of confirmation bias.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

How can anyone here not at least have this scenario somewhere in their mind:

Crawford and Theriot start in a platoon. Crawford hits like, well Crawford. Theriot goes 4-9 against the lefties he faces or say something like 8-20.

Bochy comes out: “I like the way Theriot is swinging the bat lately, we are gonna get him some more time” and he starts playing against RHP..

Soon there is no platoon.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I can have it somewhere in my mind without deeming it the most likely outcome. It is also predicated on continued good play by Theriot, which I believe is even more unlikely.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Also: 30 AB sample decisions!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s times like this I wish I knew where to look up minors splits.

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by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe Goldfarb knows!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 27, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Its all over people, we don't have a platoon advantage!

"I never stop being amazed by how much people who hate stats because they’re "flawed" quote so much more obviously flawed stats. " -Joe Posnanski

by RichHerreraHomer on Jan 27, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

http://mlsplits.drivelinebaseball.com/mlsplits/playerinfo/543063

No totals tho.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 27, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Bochy pores over statistics before making any decisions.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Like sweating to the oldies?

by Bar None on Jan 28, 2012 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh… never even thought about that homophone.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 29, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

While I get that Crawford ain't great against lefties...

I hate it when people use microsplits as support for their argument. I mean, it’s 30 plate appearances. C’mon now.

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 27, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Bruce Bochy uses microsplits all the time.

I usually forget about this part of his personality (on purpose) but it happens so often this actions adequately replace my need to remember.

by Every6thDay on Jan 27, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, and there is almost always a better reason to do the same thing.

In this instance, “With Theriot, he has a pretty good history of doing pretty well against lefties, so that will allow us to sit Crawford occasionally against some tougher lefties to keep him fresh.” Something like that, perfectly acceptable reasoning, but instead their reasoning for doing it will be that he didn’t do well in 30 plate appearances one season.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 27, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, my guess here is that Bochy said he’ll start against lefties. It’s quite possible that Hank just pulled up the numbers for context.

I certainly wouldn’t put it past Bochy to base it on 30 PAs, but I think that’s not what he said in this instance.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Part of me believes the person was benched for sucking or making jokes about Bochy’s head and Bochy just spews that crap to make it seem like they weren’t benched because of it. Cause he’s a Player’s Manager and all

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I could see a full 2b\ss platoon

Crawford and Font vs RHP and Sanchez Theriot vs LHP

occasionally at least

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 27, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s no way they’d platoon Freddy.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

lol NFL

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Please tell me that when Theriot starts, it won’t be at SS…

by jhawx on Jan 27, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Trivia time

Who is the only player to homer 4 times in a game, and yet have his team lose the game?

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 27, 2012 1:45 PM PST reply actions  

No

Seattle won that game 15-4.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 27, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Although he does get credit for being the only guy with a 4 HR game to only get 4 RBIs.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 27, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Trick Question. There are two.

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by bigboneded on Jan 27, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I can only find one on baseball-reference. Is one of them from before 1919?

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 27, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Ed Delahanty…1896

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by bigboneded on Jan 27, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

OK

That would explain it. BBR’s game finder only goes back to 1919. So, the only one in the live ball era.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 27, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Hint:

He was teammates with Ken Griffey Sr. and Dale Murphy that year.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 27, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

This was a little after his time. Andres Galarraga was on the opposing team.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 27, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Harmen Killabrew

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 27, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

No. He’s a little less well known than that. Good slugger for his day, but never made it into his 30’s. He did win the ROY award in 1978 over Ozzie Smith.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 27, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

What, no one's said Bob Horner yet?

That was the first name I thought of.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jan 27, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup. That’s the guy!

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 27, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Manny Burriss.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I must have a thing for defensive SS.

I know his bat would be a liability, but I would like to see Crawford play at SS. I wish I was smart enough to do an analysis finding where the balance point is with our + pitching combined with + defense = x runs needed on offense. I would think that with our pitching staff, any changes to that side of the equation carry a multiplier compared to averages.

I was also a Jose Uribe fan though too.

UUUU! RIBE!!!

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by fierrpawz on Jan 27, 2012 2:46 PM PST reply actions  

Clearly SBNation is too excited for Ryan Theriot

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jan 27, 2012 2:52 PM PST reply actions  

No

Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
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by ResDog on Jan 27, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

DAMMIT

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS IS BULLSHIT

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I DEMAND A REFUND, FRISBEE!

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 27, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate when I get Jackie Chan looking confused on my computer.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

.... and then I told her, hey, look, almost everyone has a uncurable disease of some sort.

Herpes isn’t fatal and symptoms can usually be suppressed.

Oh, crap, we’re back on the air.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 27, 2012 2:58 PM PST reply actions  

How are you? You look awfully nice tonight. Hmm? Maybe don’t wear a bra next time. No, I was talking to you. No, not her. I don’t know her name. What is it? Lanolin? La-Lanolin? Like sheep’s wool?

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

?

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Jan 27, 2012 3:02 PM PST reply actions  

while we are complaining about sbn

the mobile app pissed me off because you can’t see fanshots. which isn’t a big deal except when we get one as the front page main post and then I can’t see it from the app

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
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by operation carrot on Jan 27, 2012 3:05 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

You should ask Siri about that.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

PSA: job hunters

American River College must be expecting to Golden Handshake a bunch of people after this term. They just posted assistant professorship positions in English, ECE, Anthropology, Physics and Psych.

https://jobs.losrios.edu/applicants/jsp/shared/frameset/Frameset.jsp?time=1327705672504

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 3:10 PM PST reply actions  

I could fake anthropology. I wonder if these are good jobs. No sense leaving my current temp job if a community college’s wouldn’t be any better.

by non sequitur on Jan 27, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

they require a master’s or the equivalent in the subject. They are full time, tenure track positions, at least the ones I looked at, which like NEVER happens anymore. I will apply but being a white female in ECE with little experience teaching adults I’ve got about a snowball’s chance in hell of getting the job.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

The best way in to teaching full-time at a CC is to teach part-time at a CC. Perhaps the same CC.

"Only connect..."
E. M. Forster

by Lunkus on Jan 27, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

As below, good luck!

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by Lunkus on Jan 27, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I know that, but you just can’t get hired unless you have experience. I always get called for the interview, and get put in “sub pool” but never get called for an actual position. Drove all the way to freaking Bakersfield once for an interview, kinda glad I didn’t get the job though after spending the night there.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

When people in Fresno, and rightfully so, make fun of Bakersfield, that’s saying something.

"Only connect..."
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by Lunkus on Jan 27, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

it even smelled bad.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

and not “Stockton” bad. At least in Stockton you know it’s cow p00p, Bakersfield was chemically bad

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Such an armpit.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I tend to use Bakersfield as the punch lines of my California jokes. I feel kinda bad about it because I have only ever driven through there.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 27, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I do it because no one’s ever heard of Tehachapi.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

We all have.

Locke, California, now.. that place is weird.

by wcw on Jan 27, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

ghost town

and home of Al the Wop!

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Jan 27, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Contained within the film ‘Blood Orgy of the Leather Girls’ is footage of a much younger me, with a shaved head, wearing a Santa suit and wielding a machete, that was shot in Locke. So there.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

This will be made into a GIF shortly.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 27, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I would find that to be quasi impressive.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

What is ECE?

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

EME’s half-brother?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Early childhood education.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah.

Thanks.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

early childhood education

my fiancee is majoring in it as we speak

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
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by operation carrot on Jan 27, 2012 3:24 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 27, 2012 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Have the Giants announced that the 't' is now silent?

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by bigboneded on Jan 27, 2012 3:10 PM PST reply actions  

go pablo
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Pablo Sandoval was the third baseman who saved his team the most runs in 2011 with 22 for the @SFGiants. #ThinkBaseball

by Daver321 on Jan 27, 2012 3:15 PM PST reply actions  

His defensive transformation has been stunning.

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 27, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Wendy Sez

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/pablo-sandoval-jack-be-nimble-jack-be-quick/

With the fewest innings played of the four, Sandoval led all third basemen in the three types defensive metrics tracked on FanGraphs. He had the most rPM (runs plus minus saved) and DRS (defensive runs saved) with 20 and 22, respectively. He had the highest RZR (revised zone rating) and excelled at reaching balls outside the average third baseman’s zone (OOZ). He also had the highest UZR/150 at 17.9. And he did all of this on the team with the third-highest ground-ball rate in the majors.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL all you people in 2008 that said he’d never be able to be a decent third baseman!

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 27, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

He is simply an incredible athlete. His reflexes and hand-eye coordination are off the charts.

by BestHyperboleEver on Jan 27, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ve heard the (perhaps apocryphal) story about how he learned to hit back in Venezuela, right?

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I have not. Where can I find it?

by BestHyperboleEver on Jan 27, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

In Praise Of Men Who Swing From The Heels (and Transform Franchises While They’re At It)

The excerpt in question:

Sandoval’s bad-ball skills are a function of his sublime hand-eye coordination, developed in the garage of his boyhood home in Puerto Cabello, Venezuela, where his older brother Michael would pitch him bottle caps, corn kernels and rolls of tape.

It’s a pretty fun article.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

God, Dunston annoys me.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

His kid was cute, though.

by wcw on Jan 27, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

“Sandoball” vs. Moneyball. Cute.

by non sequitur on Jan 27, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I second this, sounds like a story that would be lots of fun to read.

by fishmicmuffin on Jan 27, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

what fun!
Happy Brithday!
or was that Merry Christmas?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, yeah,

I forgot this was my birthday present. I might have to make hubby take me to Lillian’s beforehand.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

What will they be until then?

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

grizzlies

or possibly flying squirrels

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
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by operation carrot on Jan 27, 2012 3:25 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Outside chance of GreenJackets or Volcanoes.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean Xavier Nady and Jerry Hairston?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 27, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a friend who works for the Mariners

of course, I haven’t talked to him in maybe 15 years

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by son of ggf on Jan 27, 2012 3:32 PM PST reply actions  

I mean, FanPost

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by son of ggf on Jan 27, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

shift-A

Been working all day, so let me just say right here: what the actual fuck, Brian Sabean. What the actual fuck.

by wcw on Jan 27, 2012 3:44 PM PST reply actions  

The 2012 slogan!!!

Giants Baseball: WTAF ?!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 27, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

If you have to ask, "What the actual fuck?",

…you haven’t been paying attention.

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Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Jan 27, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Just don’t expect an answer that makes any sense.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Mutter mutter plays the game right mutter rainy day mutter rub some dirt on it.

by wcw on Jan 27, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Not in love with the deal...

But also don’t hate it. Theriot has some value and if Crawford is anything like he was last year at the plate, then Theriot will become a better option at short, even if your giving up some defense. I don’t think he’s nearly as bad a defender as people make him out to be, he’s just not a great defensive player for the small-ball style of player he is. Kind of a better version of Jeff Keppinger if you ask me, and for 1.2 mill, not a bad deal at all!

by trecole696 on Jan 27, 2012 3:59 PM PST reply actions  

Stats of the day:

Player A: Career: Age: 31 .281/.332/.388 .720 92 OPS+ -.08 dWAR
Player B: Career: Age: 32 .282/.344/.353 .697 83 OPS+ -1.0 dWAR

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jan 27, 2012 4:06 PM PST reply actions  

Keppinger & Theriot?

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet they didnt keep Kepp because him and Theriot would just spend all day in the clubhouse doing that thing where they have their hands close up against each other and are moving them at the same time, like they were looking in a mirror.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 27, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Kepp can’t play SS at all and at least Theriot can fake it.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Not that I don’t think Theriot is Miggy2.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Ayup.

That’s it. If Keppinger looked like just a bad second baseman, I’d have preferred him. But he was as bad, if not worse, than Velez. And I’m not taking that back.

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 27, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Also,

wasn’t he most likely going to make north of 2 million?

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 27, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Also: Keppinger hits LHP better too.

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Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jan 27, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

GO, 7-3.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

If The Riot is replacing Manny Burriss, I’m fine with the signing.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
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by SFGuy on Jan 27, 2012 4:22 PM PST reply actions  

Have the Giants signed any more grit while I was commuting?

Because I think this team lacks is some grit. This team needs to be like asphalt. It should give other teams roadrash.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 4:22 PM PST reply actions  

Unless we get steamrolled.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

When people have splintery pieces of wood

They should be able to rub is against a Giants player and make it all smooth.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 27, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Has nobody done a “True Grit” photoshop yet? Get on it, nerbs.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Proven winner – WS ring and everything!

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 27, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

This poster is just begging to be 'shopped.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 27, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Ummm...we had a few on the 2011 Giants, and you saw how THAT turned out.

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Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jan 27, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

They just stocked this in the SF and Scottsdale Clubhouses...

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jan 27, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

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