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Cody Ross: America's Greatest Hero

Say, you know what kind of stinks about this offseason? The constant stream of farewell posts. We just swept up the ticker tape, and we're already that much closer to being balding, paunchy nostalgia-fetishists waiting in line for a "20th Anniversary 2010 World Champions Hover-Bobblehead." The hover part is because it will be the future, stupid.

But where there was once a starting outfield for a World Series-winning team, there's now a bunch of farewell posts. Fare thee well, Pat. Don't forget to take your penicillin. Best wishes, Andres. You'll be missed. And now Cody Ross goes gentle into that obnoxious night, signing with the Boston Red Sox. Maybe it's not disappointment we're feeling this offseason; maybe it's melancholy.

Well, maybe a little disappointment too. But there's some melancholy.

Without the prism of nostalgia, here's what Cody Ross represents: a time when the Giants were willing to say, sure, we'll take that player. We'll eat the money. Not sure just where we'll use him if we get the guy, but whatever. Should help us win the division either way. We just want to win.

Without the benefit of 100 different things towards the end of 2010 -- I'll just pick the Cubs winning two different 1-0 games against the Padres to make a point -- here's what Cody Ross represents: the curious piece of trivia in which the last two people in the world who thought Jose Guillen had anything left as a baseball player happened to work for the same company. And to think, one of them wasn't Jose Guillen.

Knowing what we know now, here's what Cody Ross represents: the unlikeliness of it all; baseball; cheering; hugging someone you don't know at some urine-misted sports bar; that moment when you start thinking "maybe, just maybe"; an invincible pitcher whipping his head around on two separate occasions to watch the flight of a pitch he wish he had back; people descending the 1% grade that leads from the upper concourse at AT&T Park and screaming exultations about what they just saw and what they could see; annoyed Phillies fans. It's all there.

Cody Ross is the line drive that got over Bobby Richardson, the Bobby Bonds sac fly in the sixth inning of the NLCS, the sliding catch from Candy Maldonado, the nasty slider that Scott Speizio couldn't touch, and Jose Cruz, Jr. squeezing the glove. Cody Ross, folks. One of the greatest players to ever play baseball, so long as your definitions are clear.

Here's another thing Cody Ross represents: a pretty danged useful player. I'd rather have him in center with Andres Torres, giving Brandon Belt and Nate Schierholtz time off against tough lefties, than the current alignment. The extra savings would go toward ... heck, something. A free Marco Scutaro with proof of purchase, at least. I think there was a way for Ross to make the 2012 Giants better.

I don't blame the Giants for this one. I think if Ross and his agent knew that he'd be getting a time-sharing gig for a year and $3 million, the Giants might have been interested. Instead, we heard about three-year fantasies and starting gigs. It was pretty clear that he wasn't going to get a huge deal even before the season ended. Sure wish things would have worked out differently.

If I'm reading this thing right, it sort of looks like the new Cody Ross is Brett Pill, who can barely play left, much less center. I guess either Justin Christian or Gregor Blanco might make the roster. I'd probably prefer Ross, even if it's in that I'm-expecting-him-to-drink-straight-from-the-carton-so-it-isn't-so-bad kind of way. Familiarity counts for something.

But look at us, living in the present, crying about the recent past at the expense of the less-recent past. Cody Ross isn't about the 2012 Giants. He's about the 2010 Giants, the 1993 Giants, the 1986 Giants, the 1962 Giants, and all points in between. The Giants opened 2010 with Mark DeRosa in left, Aaron Rowand in center, and John Bowker in right. The 2012 outfield is totally different. And by some stroke of providence, so was the outfield in October of 2010. Ross on another team makes everything seem that much more distant.

Just thinking about Cody Ross, though, makes it seem anything but distant. That's why he'll never have to buy a drink in San Francisco again. That's why he'll never have to buy one in Philadelphia, either, but only because it'll get poured on him. Anyone can write a 10,000-word essay on the 2010 season, but they could also just write "Cody Ross", drop the mic, and let you write the essay in your own head.

Cody Ross.

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He's so going to have a big hit for the Red Sox

And then get some obnoxious nickname like Big Shot Cody or something

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 12:02 PM PST reply actions  

LASER SHOW 2.0

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

If so

There will be old highlights. And my heart will swell.

Winter. Time to eat fat and watch hockey. -- Margaret Atwood

by Timorous Me on Jan 25, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Wicked Rossah

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Take Halladay deep...

AND bust a bronc, now we have Melky:(

by Billy Swift on Jan 25, 2012 1:28 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

So what did they say...

They said your Mother looks worse than Hazel.

by Billy Swift on Jan 25, 2012 1:39 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I’m confused.

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by Natto on Jan 25, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know what’s going on here, but I’m rec’ing it anyway.

by Evan on Jan 25, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Cody and Javy...

U and Larry David, the man.

by Billy Swift on Jan 25, 2012 2:45 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Crawfish pie

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 25, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Filé gumbo

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jan 25, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

like a BOSS

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.

by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 25, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

You made me read your stupid blog

“at the expense at the less-recent past.”

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 25, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Gregor

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jan 25, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Cody Ross is named Gregor Ross?

by capn on Jan 25, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the typo is on Mr. & Mrs. Blanco.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jan 25, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

When he hit, he mashed, and when he didn’t hit, he walked. Nice guy, quirky and fun, left an indelible mark on the franchise’s history.

He was a Good Giant™. I’m gonna miss the little guy.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 12:02 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

all the usual joking aside, this was an excellent post.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 25, 2012 12:06 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

Agreed.

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by troymccluresf on Jan 25, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

LOved his eye black

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 25, 2012 12:07 PM PST reply actions  

That’s when he still had hair

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 25, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I see a little bald spot appearing on the front of his head, no?

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 25, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I see that, but it also looks like he has the makings of a jew-fro too…

by capn on Jan 25, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet he was doing the “comb over” by Senior year.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 25, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

He looks related to Ryan Doumit in this photo.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

His eyes are possessed by a far less powerful demon.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

awwwww

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 25, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like something from an Aphex Twin video.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jan 25, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Was going to highlight this myself

Poetry. Bravo, Grant.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jan 25, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Fare thee well, rodeo clown.

by non sequitur on Jan 25, 2012 12:09 PM PST reply actions  

Ear worm!

Sweepin’ the floors/Openin’ the doors
Turn on the lights/Gettin’ ready for the night

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 25, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I still remember the August 30 game against the Rockies in August when Cargo tripled to RF

The reaction to his route on that ball was not good. He made up for it. Farewell Cody!

by capn on Jan 25, 2012 12:12 PM PST reply actions  

I never blamed him for that

…it was the weirdest hit ball I’ve ever seen. The bat broke, but the ball carried twice as far as it looked like it should have.

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 25, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't often post

But when I do…

Hell, I got nothin’.

Awesome write-up. I miss the little bugger already.

by GumshoeJim on Jan 25, 2012 12:13 PM PST reply actions  

This is also a good point.

He was a definite everyman sort of player.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

He seems like an actual nice guy.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree. He has a very authentic smile.

by capn on Jan 25, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

can’t fake that joy!

by capn on Jan 25, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I love him.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Cody was one of my favourites.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 25, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey a capn and a Cap M post in a row!

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 25, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

What happened to capnK?

by capn on Jan 25, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I feel awkward about that

Had no idea that there was a capn when I registered.

by Cap M on Jan 25, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

The more the better. There is actually a regular Turf Toe out there somewhere.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 25, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't feel too bad.

I think we had two different Nuschler Faces active at the same point last year.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I found that Johnny Dangerously guy to be confusing.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

There was also the period where Ceora, Mdizzle, and I all had different variations of the same userpic. That was not a fun time for me.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I still don't know how people confuse myself with jcb9

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, a lot of people will refer to you as just “jct.” That doesn’t help.

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by troymccluresf on Jan 25, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT I AM A GAMER

AND HE IS JUST NINE

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

U R 9

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 25, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Your ass isn't the cornucopia of random stuff like jcb9

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 25, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

All J people look alike.

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by ResDog on Jan 25, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

jp onry

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

LOLTHEM

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by jhiat00 on Jan 25, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to get you & jct confused.

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by ResDog on Jan 25, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone once said they thought my name was jihad something or another.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jan 25, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I can see that.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s how I pronounce it when I read your posts.

by Shampo0 on Jan 25, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s pronounced “freedom fighter” you fucks.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 25, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

now that's funny

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 25, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

and I can’t remember if it’s you or ResDog that has the imaginary relationship with the 2nd fl girl.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 25, 2012 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

ResDog

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 25, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

WTH? I thought this was just one person. Actually at one time I considered making a new account. I just used some old login I had for something else at the time. I never meant to be around this long.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 25, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ve mulled rolling over onto a new username. Didn’t really have a sense of the culture here when I registered with SBN.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The underscore has become a part of my persona. I cannot leave it behind.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 25, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You have a good username. Clear and easy to type out and no numbers.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Long handles,

starting with ’W’s,
correct capitalization,
historical figures,
plays on words,
black-and-white profile (in both senses of the word) pics…

I think I know how this will play out….

11 01 10
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 25, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Solidarity forever

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Who?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh shit, you’re not Ceora?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

She hasn’t been around in a while, has she?

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 25, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

She comes back periodically and briefly.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 25, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think she is largely occupied by school work these days.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

neither has Prussion Creole

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

But she has occasional cameos in the William Hung video

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

At least one is capitalized and one is not. This is apparently confusing to me, because I actually get you, Solidarity, mixed up with SituationalLefty.

by non sequitur on Jan 25, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, I’ve gotten you mixed up with WhatsAMataHari.

by City Girl on Jan 25, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

I have to look at the length to tell the difference (TWSS)

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

The B&W photos could make it confusing at a glance, I guess.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I have done this as well

Twitter Blog
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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 25, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re a special little snowflake, just like everyone else.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

…do you mean the snowflake doesn’t have boobs?

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

That snowflake will have a tough time talking itself out of a ticket.

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by ResDog on Jan 25, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Only female snowflakes

Or Steven Tyler snowflakes

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 25, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Fool!

I am the only unique one!

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 25, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Bah, I know that I'm the unique one.

I picked my random ass handle because I got POed that all the other ones I used were taken on popular sites and I didn’t want to add numbers. Hasn’t been a problem since.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 25, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Really?

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by NuschlerFace on Jan 25, 2012 2:06 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

O'm just glad you didn't chose "Goof us"

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by Goofus on Jan 25, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

You are such an asshole!

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 25, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Along similar lines,

I loved how in the early episodes of the Franchise he was sharing his reactions to NLCS MVP and how people would greet him on the street. He seemed visibly awkward about it, saying something along the lines of “I’m just a regular guy, anyone who’s read the back of my baseball card knows that…”

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jan 26, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Turns out the Bruins themselves think Tim Thomas is a moron
For several months, Bruins personnel ranging from owner Jeremy Jacobs to the rank-and-file players knew that Tim Thomas wasn’t planning to attend Monday’s ceremony at the White House. None was surprised that Thomas, one of two Americans on last year’s Stanley Cup-winning roster, would be the lone dissident.

"[Expletive] selfish [expletive],’’ one team source said.

http://www.boston.com/sports/hockey/bruins/articles/2012/01/25/tim_thomass_white_house_snub_no_surprise_to_bruins/?page=full

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by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 12:16 PM PST reply actions  

Oh hey we are back to this

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Additional information to the story

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I appreciated it. Tim Thomas can emigrate to Mexico if he pleases.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jan 25, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

He can GEET OUT?

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by jhiat00 on Jan 25, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

he can certainly ándale

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jan 25, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Fucking selfish whores

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 25, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, thinks he’s Barry Bonds!

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 25, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I went with

“Fucking selfish Bitch”

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by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

“Stinky selfish poopoohead”

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by iammclovin on Jan 25, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

When Belt Pinch Runs for Beltran,

Belt Ran for Beltran!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Good Giant

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 12:19 PM PST reply actions  

Thanks for That!

I know you’re the funny guy, but this choked me up:

Cody Ross is the line drive that got over Bobby Richardson, the Bobby Bonds sac fly in the sixth inning of the NLCS, the sliding catch from Candy Maldonado, the nasty slider that Scott Speizio couldn’t touch, and Jose Cruz, Jr. squeezing the glove. Cody Ross, folks. One of the greatest players to ever play baseball, so long as your definitions are clear.

That & your farewell post to Andres Torres. Thanks for doing what you do.

by leftydana on Jan 25, 2012 12:20 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I will always like Cody Ross.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Jan 25, 2012 12:20 PM PST reply actions  

That smile...

Thanks, Cody.

Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot,
But he’ll remember with advantages
What feats he did that day: then shall our names.
Familiar in his mouth as household words
Bochy the king, Burrell and Exetorres,
Cain and Timmy, Romo and Lopez,
Be in their flowing cups freshly remember’d.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And November First shall ne’er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember’d;
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in San Francisco now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Rossin’s day.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 25, 2012 12:22 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

With the new movie coming out, maybe the next player to leave SF for the Dodgers will get some Coriolanus references.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 25, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Shane Victoranus

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I will miss Cody Ross

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 12:26 PM PST reply actions  

OT: Park Factors

Can anyone help me out a bit with this? How are park factors extricated from the home team in that park? It seems like somewhat of a chicken-egg question, though I imagine that analysis over several years can control this somewhat but not completely.

I am expecting “regression analysis” to be the general reply, but any detail beyond that would be appreciated.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 12:27 PM PST reply actions  

I have now; thanks for that.

Outside of the run scoring environment in aggregate, are outcomes and handedness splits calculated in the same fashion?

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean, like, the park factor for triples for left-handed hitters, that sort of thing? It can be done, but BB-ref doesn’t. The Bill James stat book used to list some of those.

by Evan on Jan 25, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

StatCorner does that: http://statcorner.com/team.php?team=SFN&year=2011&leag=N_L

131 PF for LHB at AT&T when it comes to triples.

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by xanthan on Jan 25, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

The ground-ball numbers are interesting.

by Evan on Jan 25, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Some of the PFs on StatCorner make me scratch my head. The D-Backs stadium has a 170 something rating for triples. That seems … impossibly high.

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by xanthan on Jan 25, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Small-sample fluke? Triples would lend themselves to that. But ground-balls, not so much. How can the ground-ball rate be high and the infield hit-rate be low?

by Evan on Jan 25, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I was going to say, with triples numbers being so much lower than doubles numbers, any fluctuation – which by its very nature comes in chunks – is going to produce a more wild swing.

The triples factor in Chavez Latrine is 57/49.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, a triples rating of 170 is like the average park having 4 triples and Arizona having 7.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 25, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

The doubles factor in Fenway is over 1.5 because of the monster, and those are way more common than triples. So it’s actually pretty reasonable.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Before you became my overlord I thought about starting a stats blog called “WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT TRIPLES?!”

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Jan 25, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

What is thy bidding, my master?

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

There are always two nerbs

A master, and an apprentice.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, that is what I mean. I am not looking to calculate, merely better understand. Reading Wendy Thurm’s article on Adam Dunn and Cellular Field being a strikeout prone park got me thinking about it. Namely, how much of that is the park and how much of that is roster construction.

My assumption would be that it extricates and neutralizes such factors somehow, but I cannot wrap my head around how one would finagle that.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Point of clarification: the discussion of CWS’s home field is a secondary consideration to the main subject, which is of course that Adam Dunn sucked last year and we’re not sure why.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The basic maneuver is simply to compare how much Adam Dunn et al. struck out at home as opposed to being on the road. But then you have to jump through a lot of hoops in an attempt to weed out other variables.

by Evan on Jan 25, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. The pitchers they faced, etc. etc.

And there are some obvious impacts on strikeouts. Arizona and Colorado have the lowest strikeout park factors, no doubt because of the altitude and dry air flattening out pitches as discussed in Carlos Gonzalez: God on a Mountain.

I just wish I was math-y enough to get a good grasp of this, as I have a FanPost brewing in my head but I would feel unqualified to remark on them with any measure of authority.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

no doubt because of the altitude and dry air flattening out pitches as discussed in Carlos Gonzalez: God on a Mountain.

/weeps

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I seem to recall that you could email him if you wanted to look at it.

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by El Person on Jan 25, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

That reminds me!

Three new posts about his trip to Antarctica! Time to go read.

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 25, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

And his running of the bulls in Pamplona. I have a serious mancrush on him.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

but I would feel unqualified to remark on them with any measure of authority.

Fake it. I do that all the time.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

/obligatory

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS!

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

like a baowss

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by rotorueter on Jan 25, 2012 12:27 PM PST reply actions  

This was a really good article, Grant.

Very well written. Nice job!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 25, 2012 12:28 PM PST reply actions  

It’s crevasse, if you know what I mean.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

and I think i do…

by capn on Jan 25, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I am not above complimenting Grant every once in a while

Even if he does poop in my pizza.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 25, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It is the SBN equivalent of a tip

by capn on Jan 25, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Just someone that wants an A this Semester.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 25, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Its like Bill Conlin praise. You like the words he saying to you, but you aren’t so sure his hands are supposed to where they are.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 25, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh dear.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a pit in my basement with your name on it, young man

The pit contains a television that plays neverending loops of 70’s era Quinn Martin productions.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 25, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh Nooooo

Streets of San Francisco was a Quinn Martin production

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 25, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Fondest of memories. My grandchildren are going to hear about this man.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jan 25, 2012 12:31 PM PST reply actions  

Oh man, the Jon Miller call of his NLDS HR was incredible, probably one of the best calls ever.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 25, 2012 12:33 PM PST reply actions  

I loved watching Ross help my Giants win, but I would listen to Jon Miller announce a grade-school whiffleball game.

I’d probably pay a few bucks, too.

by wcw on Jan 25, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd listen to Jon Miller at a Monster Truck Rally

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by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Nicely done Grant

Cody Ross will always get a free drink and a standing ovation from me.

by djfivenine on Jan 25, 2012 12:36 PM PST reply actions  

Cody Ross is the line drive that got over Bobby Richardson, the Bobby Bonds sac fly in the sixth inning of the NLCS, the sliding catch from Candy Maldonado, the nasty slider that Scott Speizio couldn’t touch, and Jose Cruz, Jr. squeezing the glove. Cody Ross, folks. One of the greatest players to ever play baseball, so long as your definitions are clear.

Fucking A Right. Well, well said.

by shankbone on Jan 25, 2012 12:39 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

Can Cody Ross be the Punt Return for a touchdown by Kyle Williams?

by capn on Jan 25, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

No, because the Niners have the catch that Dwight Clark made, the scramble that Steve Young ran, and many many routes that Jerry Rice ran and passes that Joe Montana threw…what made Cody is that he brought us our first…

by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 25, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

So what you are saying is that Cody was special because he deflowered us?

by capn on Jan 25, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

You never forget your first.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 25, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t it true that if you do not have sex for like 7 years, you are technically a virgin again?

by capn on Jan 25, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

HAPPY RE-VIRGINITY, HOWIE!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 25, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

What if it's been 14 years?

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends, have you been performing maintenance during the 14 years?

by City Girl on Jan 25, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Only in the Bullpen

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 25, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Suicide booth

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by calgiants86 on Jan 25, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Seek a professional.

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by ResDog on Jan 25, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

and don’t forget to tip.

by City Girl on Jan 25, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

14 years?

That’s all he’ll be giving…

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by ResDog on Jan 25, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Gah, I hope it’s more than that.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 25, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I was asking on behalf of Howie.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It really creeps people out when you say, “It’s this body’s first time.”

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 25, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

/panics

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Hah. Oops. Third repeat is a winner though! Obviously I’m not alone in saying that was some kick ass writing.

by shankbone on Jan 25, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

rec'd again

because it’s just that good.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 25, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember the day...

On the day Cody Ross was acquired, The post-game recap was “Don’t worry, Cody Ross will fix everything”. Grant, of course, was being perfectly serious, and entirely clairvoyant. It was easy to see after the Giants lost 9-0 that day with Jaime Garcia throwing a complete game shutout on 89 pitches to a team with Aaron “the slider crusher” Rowand in the leadoff spot. It’s great to be really wrong sometimes.

by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 25, 2012 12:39 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Yes.

I legitimately love being wrong about this team.

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 25, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I like when it’s GP, but you’ll do.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 25, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 25, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

The best ever

was Evan(?) making a prediction that the Giants would make some lame moves at the deadline like picking up Javier Lopez. I can’t remember it exactly, but it was disturbingly prescient.

Too bad I can’t get the bloody search function to work.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t find the actual link, but it went like this:

They’ll hang around about where they are now, not really in this thing but close enough that Sabean trades for Cody Ross or Javier Lopez or some other nonentity. Team finishes within a few games of .500, reloads with more vets in the off-season, repeat ad infinitum.

by Evan on Jul 5, 2010 9:00 AM PDT reply actions

So right and yet so wrong.

by Evan on Jan 25, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

So, so, so brilliant in hindsight.

I tip my cap to you.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap.

You predicted both Ross and Lopez?

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

As I recall, my thought process was something like this:

1. We know they’re looking for a right fielder and a lefty reliever
2. We know Sabean likes defense from his right fielders but doesn’t care much about OBP
3. We know Sabean is likely to be impressed by a pitcher having a great year even if the peripherals don’t support the ERA
4. We know the most likely trade partners are the bad/thrifty teams like the Pirates & Royals & Marlins.

by Evan on Jan 25, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn.

That’s a pretty impressive string of logic.

I suppose it’s probably not going to work for today’s lottery numbers?

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42.

by Evan on Jan 25, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Hey, wait a second.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Cursed numbers

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by calgiants86 on Jan 25, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you tell me the truth behind Alcatraz closing?

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by say hey nation on Jan 25, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Where’s the telemetry data?

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 25, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s the frequency, Kenneth?

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by EliminateMe on Jan 25, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought the conventional wisdom was they only got Ross to block the Padres, tho.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 25, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

“Dad Blockers”

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 25, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Sabean has blocked a pick-up from appearing on your roster. If you’d like to view it, click on the remote in your living room to watch the playoffs.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 25, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean's said on-record that it wasn't a pure block, and had felt Ross was a player the Giants could also use.

It comes down to whether or not you want to believe Sabean on that one.

Remember when Cody’s first HR as a giant got robbed by Ryan Braun?

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

That was ridiculous. Dude is a bit of a clankmitt, and he does that? Dammit.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh shit,

I remember that. I had a seat right down there; and you can totally see me.

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100919&content_id=14867866&vkey=news_mlb&c_id=mlb

I’m sitting in the last row on the left, and I walk over to the aisle. The last replay show me better.

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by troymccluresf on Jan 25, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow.

SBN ate my post, and Facebook ate the still I took from the video.
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100919&content_id=14867866&vkey=news_mlb&c_id=mlb
The internet does not like it when you anger Cody Ross.

tl;dr I’m in the shot; Giants hat, brown shirt, jeans, in the aisle.

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by troymccluresf on Jan 25, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I can see the post. And I think I saw you.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa. that's weird.

I saw two posts by me that were just the “Oh shit,” headline and nothing else; now I see my original post.

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by troymccluresf on Jan 25, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I get that error every so often. See below.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the missing post is an error on your end. We can see it just fine.

Once everything is z’d through, refresh the browser and you should see it.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean’s said on-record that it wasn’t a pure block, and had felt Ross was a player the Giants could also use.

Well, that’s kind of the only option when you do get him.

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by troymccluresf on Jan 25, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but my point is that he claimed they liked Ross, rather than just getting stuck with him.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

The greatest waiver-wire cockblock in the history of sport!

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

"Sabean likes defense from his right fielders"

Ahem. Jose Guillen.

Imagine. Lincecum still hitting 99-101 with the gun. Greatest pitcher of modern time??

by Vaccaro on Jan 25, 2012 11:31 PM PST up reply actions  

References to that post are almost as fun to recall as poor Dr. B throwing himself down the stairs.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 25, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll miss Cody.
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by danieljgrant on Jan 25, 2012 12:39 PM PST reply actions  

him playing on the Red Sox is enough for me to make them my AL team for the year

and that’s saying something, because ordinarily the only teams I’d like less in the AL would be New York, Anaheim, and Oakland.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 25, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I am so starved for baseball that I watched a commercial for MLB The Show

and I don’t play video games. “Buster’s” in it, tho.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 25, 2012 12:48 PM PST reply actions  

I’ve been convulsing over who I should keep in my fantasy league.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 25, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Silly question…are their leagues where you play every year, keep your team, draft and all that?

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by iammclovin on Jan 25, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. That’s what I am doing now. Even though the draft isn’t until March.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 25, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

An idea...

Try watching Game 2 of the 2010 WS. I must warn you, its hard not to watch Matt Cain walking off the mound without having…feelings…

by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 25, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Does he tip his cap or something?

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 25, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I really need to buy those. The retrospectives just dont’ do it.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 25, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: LOL San Francisco Entertainment Commission
A Jack in the Box in the Richmond district can resume late-night operations after the Entertainment Commission approved its permit request late Tuesday night despite opposition from the community.

Residents who live near the restaurant at Geary Boulevard and 10th Avenue have said late-night operations create problems with noise, loitering and violence.

But Entertainment Commissioner Audrey Joseph said Tuesday such food businesses are needed.

"It’s very important that we have food [available late at night]; it helps people not be as drunk," she said.

Read more at the San Francisco Examiner: http://www.sfexaminer.com/local/crime/2012/01/jack#ixzz1kVOIYtU8

by capn on Jan 25, 2012 12:51 PM PST reply actions  

nothing said about the munches

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 25, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

That reminds me of when I was out partying with friends, we drove to that Jack in the Box late at night, and ordered a bunch of stuff at the drive in. We waited and waited and waited, and after a while, we drove around to the front, and only then did we realize the place was closed, and all the lights were out. LOL We thought for sure that clown was talking back to us.

by City Girl on Jan 25, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish Jack in the Box would come to the UK...

You don’t know how lucky you are to have SF cuisine on your doorstep…

by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 25, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I would hardly consider JITB to be SF cuisine.

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by Natto on Jan 25, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Jack in the Box (NASDAQ: JACK) is an American fast-food restaurant founded by Robert O. Peterson in 1951 in San Diego, California, where it is still headquartered today.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Jan 25, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

gross

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by rotorueter on Jan 25, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

“James in the Bin”?

by Hyoton on Jan 25, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Burger King in Australia is Hungry Jack’s

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by calgiants86 on Jan 25, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Carl Jr is Hardees east of the Mississippi

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by say hey nation on Jan 25, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

So so weird.

It confused me so much.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

is the big carl

the big hardee out east?

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by operation carrot on Jan 25, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

take this rec

its too dangerous to go alone

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by operation carrot on Jan 25, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I seriously laughed way too hard at that!

Well done

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by NuschlerFace on Jan 25, 2012 2:12 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Burger King could overthrow the current regime

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by Goofus on Jan 25, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

?!

Technically we have Chipotle in the UK.

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Jan 25, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

i know it's not authentic and expensive and corporate

But honestly, you h aven’t seen how bad the rest of the mexican food is.

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by Deleuzian on Jan 25, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Chipotle is American food, man.

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by El Person on Jan 25, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Chipotle gives you the shits, man

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Chipotle is perfectly fine, and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees.

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by rotorueter on Jan 25, 2012 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like rice.

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by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It seems to me that they use an inordinate amount of salt in their rice, but I feel like I’m pretty sensitive to salt.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

All i know about Chipotle is that they put a shit ton of salt in everything

but i absolutely love that place, took them forever to get one in Oxford, place is always a zoo

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

and lime

everything is limed

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by operation carrot on Jan 25, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

love the brown rice alternative though

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s fine for what it is, which is cheap burritos. Especially east of the Rockies I can understand why that would be a big deal. But people who obsess over it just make me scratch my head.

It’s not bad. But it’s not that good, either.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

A veggie burrito, black beans instead of rice, mix of salsa fresca y caliente.

and hey, could you throw a little more guac on there? Thanks.

It’s cheap and nom nom nom.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 25, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

cheaper, I should say.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 25, 2012 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

When there are better options (Arepazo!), I’d prefer to go elsewhere.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

it was without a doubt the best mexican style food available in boston!

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

/makes note not to go to Boston

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

yup pretty much a wasteland as far as mexican food goes

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I went to school in rural Ohio, but we were hippy-laden so we had an organic burrito bar/tequilaria. And God bless is, or I wouldn’t have made it through four years.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Screw boston

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

i can picture cody ross now

alone in the streets of boston
looking for mexican food

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by operation carrot on Jan 25, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmmm when do those sox play the A’s?

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by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

poor guy, should come back here to SF

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

it must be weird to live outside of california

and not have amazing taco trucks to go to

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by operation carrot on Jan 25, 2012 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it sucks.

I guess I’ve seen one or two, but I’ve never been adventurous enough to actually order from one here.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

They use local ingredients.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 25, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel your pain

But I’d rather have a Wendy’s or American bacon over here

by G-Radical on Jan 26, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, it’s important to provide a place where drunk drivers can stop and get some ‘food’.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Anybody ever pull a walk-through?

Servers at Wendy’s always obliged me & my friends walking through the drive through late at night.

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by ResDog on Jan 25, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope. I’ve had to ask people in cars to get an order for us.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

They get so angry for some reason.

Me and my friends walked to McDonalds pretty drunk, and the only thing that was open was the Drive-Thru. We weren’t trying to be funny, we just wanted food. We had to argue with the window guy to get them to serve us. I don’t see why it matters.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 25, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

One time they asked us all to stop moving our feet so the sensors didn’t start the clock.

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by ResDog on Jan 25, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn’t want you sullying their reputation.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 25, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

A taco bell manager explained it to me and my friends once when we tried the same thing

Apparently it has something to do with the insurance and or legal liability of serving people where cars normally are.

by GiantPain on Jan 25, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

This

do not want to encourage the behavior.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Only a matter of time until someone gets run over, and the franchise would be liable.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus, someone on foot could fairly easily reach in and grab the worker or whatever else is nearby. Having to reach through a car window a foot or two away from the window severely limits a potential bad person’s nimbility.

That’s right. Nimbility.

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by troymccluresf on Jan 25, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Liar!

There are no drive throughs in San Luis Obispo!

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 25, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

This was at home.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 25, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Translation: The owner made a “campaign donation” to me. So fuck all y’all.

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by say hey nation on Jan 25, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn, that’s a good post.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 12:51 PM PST reply actions  

makes you have feelings…

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 25, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

…in your loins

by capn on Jan 25, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, you kidder.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice wood

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 25, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

"I GOT ˚U˚ right here!"

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this what you showed your lady friend?

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by jhiat00 on Jan 25, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

what makes this post so…good?

by O R They? on Jan 25, 2012 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

LOLS
the curious piece of trivia in which the last two people in the world who thought Jose Guillen had anything left as a baseball player happened to work for the same company. And to think, one of them wasn’t Jose Guillen.

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by ResDog on Jan 25, 2012 12:51 PM PST reply actions  

When is the tribute article coming for Jose Guillen's HGH dealer?

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by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 12:54 PM PST reply actions  

All these good bye articles are depressing

what about some welcome back articles for javier lopez and jeremy affeldt

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by operation carrot on Jan 25, 2012 12:59 PM PST reply actions  

I wish those guys were getting farewell articles instead of 11 million dollars

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by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll certainly be less annoyed next year when Affeldt's gone and Lopez isn't making too much

as long as he stays about where he’s been the last couple years with maybe a slight decline.

by Cap M on Jan 25, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Basically

The Red Sox gave away nothing for Scutaro to shed salary.

Affeldt = Scutaro dollarwise.

I’d rather have Scutaro over Crawford and Affeldt by a mile. Not to mention all the Beltran permeatations.

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by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

*Red Sox got nothing

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

permutations*

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Damnit

I always do that and never notice

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by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

How about...

Joe Paterson and Marco Scutaro? How dare one aim so high…

by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 25, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I just stepped into The Situation Room

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 25, 2012 1:01 PM PST reply actions  

Midterm time.

GrahamCrakalaka,

signing off.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 25, 2012 1:01 PM PST reply actions  

break a leg

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by rotorueter on Jan 25, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Good luck!

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by calgiants86 on Jan 25, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not trying to be mean or anything

But I don’t think Al Yellon’s my favorite Baseball Nation writer.

by Cap M on Jan 25, 2012 1:02 PM PST reply actions  

Its ok, he’s down right horrible.

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by say hey nation on Jan 25, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Ostensibly,

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by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

He gets sooooo many front page posts

He’d be fine, say as the #5 guy, but I just don’t get why he’s on seemingly everything.

by Cap M on Jan 25, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

have you seen this

http://firealyellon.wordpress.com/

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by operation carrot on Jan 25, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah but that's a bit much

I just don’t understand the work distribution. I mean, I get it, he gets more of the news pieces, but they’re… just not that fun to read.

by Cap M on Jan 25, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

You might like this site.

http://firealyellon.wordpress.com/

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by jhiat00 on Jan 25, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 25, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

One day Jeff and Grant will have their epic baseball bat fight ontop of a tower in neutral territory

The winner will emerge bloodied and victorious, only to find that everyone was logging on to Baseball Nation to read Rob Neyer anyway.

by Cap M on Jan 25, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

only to find that everyone was logging on to Baseball Nation to read Rob Neyer Jon Bois anyway.

Just fixed that up for you.

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by Ott on Jan 25, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

only to find that everyone was logging on to Baseball Nation to read Rob Neyer Jon Bois Wendy Thrum anyway.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 25, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Thrum, baby

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I like her articles. Very informative.

by non sequitur on Jan 25, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 25, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

There can be only one

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 25, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

rec'd for accuracy

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

OH SHIT

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by jhiat00 on Jan 25, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I only read Grant. If I’ve read a Sullivan piece it’s because Brisbee told me to.

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by ResDog on Jan 25, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

suck up

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 25, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

So bad you can taste it.

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by rotorueter on Jan 25, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I wait until after his breakfast bourbon to compliment him so he doesn’t remember it.

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by ResDog on Jan 25, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

It's like poetry

“people descending the 1% grade that leads from the upper concourse at AT&T Park and screaming exultations about what they just saw and what they could see”

best feeling in the world, and exactly what I did after witnessing Game 2 of the WS

by hankmoody on Jan 25, 2012 1:07 PM PST reply actions  

1% Grade

So fucking true

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by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

it really is. but the atmosphere is intoxicating

by hankmoody on Jan 25, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec'd, rec,'d, a million times rec'd.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

It is….. gooOOooone!!!!!

by fishmicmuffin on Jan 25, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

G----o-----a-----L!!!!!

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 25, 2012 1:11 PM PST reply actions  

cody ross is tim flannery

in 20 years, cody will be the third base coach for the giants, arms wheeling around like a propeller.
but seriously… journeyman player of midling talent who JUST LOVES THE GAME? yeah, flannery and ross. two peas in a pod. except ross got his ring as a player. :)

im wondering, though. if cody ross is third base coach, which 2010 giant will be the manager? buster? with matt cain as the pitching coach, and romo as the bullpen coach?

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I've heard Kruk say Derosa would be a good manager

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by Goofus on Jan 25, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought all managers had to be backup catchers?

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

I know you’re not serious, but this is a funny remark when you look at the managers in our division.

Bochy ©, Black (SP), Mattingly (1B), Gibson (RF), and Tracy (bench).

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

I was thinking of Torre, Scioscia, Decker, Girardi

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

La Russa, Geren

Yeah, I know what you were going for.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Bob Melvin

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by jcb9 on Jan 25, 2012 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh, wasn’t Torre a really darn good player?

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap. 70 fWAR. I bet if he hit .300 instead of .297 he would’ve made it in as a player.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

The Hall of Fame is so dumb sometimes.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, no.

Sometimes?

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Usually.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh. I was going for more often than that.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Ours is the only copyrighted manager.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 25, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Who is going to be the last Giants player standing from the World Series team?

I’m hoping it will be Matt Cain. I fear that it will be Emmanuel Burriss.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 25, 2012 1:13 PM PST reply actions  

Technically, Zito was not on the WS roster.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 25, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Burriss wasn’t either.

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by Natto on Jan 25, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I just meant played for the team that year.

Zito having a Moyer-like second career would be so amazing.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 25, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, and he still got the Young Blonde Model, go figure?

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 25, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it’s, I dunno, the sex appeal and the paycheck.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 25, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Or his gitar plain’

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 25, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

He actually seems like a nice guy, too.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 25, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

His kisses are probably soft too

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 25, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

And is an unselfish lover

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 25, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

He calls your mother on her birthday

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by ResDog on Jan 25, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Unlike Beltran

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 25, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

He also acts like your his first but fucks like you aren’t.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 25, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Buster Posey, Madison Bumgarner, and Pablo Sandoval

all seem like even odds.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Given that Buster is a catcher and Madison is a pitcher, I’d put my money on Pablo. But if they all retired from their HOF careers as Giants in like 2026 on the same day, I wouldn’t complain.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 25, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, obviously Pablo is the best bet on overall longevity. I just call it even odds because predicting how long they stay Giants is pretty much hopeless this early in their careers.

If all three were career Giants I’d pick Pablo, but there are so few one-franchise players these days.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

True, I hadn’t considered it from that angle.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 25, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Does it count if the player leaves and then returns?

If so, I’m going with Ronads.

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by D4P on Jan 25, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Eugenio!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 25, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Bengie!

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by D4P on Jan 25, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't like Man City's new plan

Of scoring and then immediately conceding

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 1:25 PM PST reply actions  

I’m all for it!

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 25, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Jesse Sanchez @JesseSanchezMLB
Let the games begin. Yoenis Cespedes is officially a free agent. http://mlb.mlblogs.com/

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by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 1:26 PM PST reply actions  

I woke up this morning feeling really bad for Jonathan Sanchez.

LOOGYs far older get fat paychecks, guys he came up through the minors with get front-page-news contracts, and he gets traded to the Royals for a mediocre OF.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 25, 2012 1:28 PM PST reply actions  

Who did he come up with that got a fat pay check?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 25, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

at least you didn't wake up this morning and think "Hey I want to be a paralegal!"

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by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s because I am one already.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 25, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

-------

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by rotorueter on Jan 25, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope you got grandfathered in pay grades. My friend just failed the BAR and is now a paralegal. Not looking so hot out there.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, I'm far dumber.

I used to work for a corporation, but I got (literally) sick of working so hard, so now I work for the court. No money, but no stress.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 25, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

A friend just quit his lawyer job and took a 50% paycheck to go work for Zynga

“Being a lawyer is a pie eating contest where the reward for winning is more pie” is how he described it.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

50% pay cut*

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m far happier now, although if I were still in the private sector, I could support my husband on my own. As it is, he needs to get a damn job already.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 25, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Easier said that done.

Apparently, a master’s degree isn’t enough for even a crappy retail job these days.

There must be some sort of farming season coming up, maybe I’ll go put some illegals out of work.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 25, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw an ad for farm workers the other day!
General Farm Laborer/Farmworkers wanted February 15, 2012 to November 30, 2012 for Circle Bar N Ranch, LLC in Yerington, Nevada
http://www.goldcountryclassifieds.com/classifieds/employment-oportunity-general-farm-0

I’m not that desperate yet.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

mmm pie

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 25, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Jesus

Zynga seems like a comparably benign employer?

That place is run like the Ottoman empire.

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Jan 25, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Ottoman Zynga? Got stories? (If they’re discreet enough.)

/curious about tech workplaces

by non sequitur on Jan 25, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmph. Now I remember why Zynga piqued my interest. I read that NYT blog piece and wrote a page of notes about it when it came out.

by non sequitur on Jan 25, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Aren't they the bastards who are making employees give back their stock options or be fired?

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by Goofus on Jan 25, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

yarr lol

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by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Expanding into the poker market, too. I figure they’ll get shut down in no more than 3 years.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re the bastards who strung me along and didn’t give me a full-time position.

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by Natto on Jan 25, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Light the pitchforks!!! Sharpen the torches!!!

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by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh, that was two years ago.

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by Natto on Jan 25, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Happy Tree Friends them!

by non sequitur on Jan 25, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, then it seems like the pitchforks might really need sharpening.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

More proof they’re huge douchebags:
http://www.gamesbrief.com/2012/01/zyngas-cloning-protection-racket/

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 25, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

CA BAR I’m assuming?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 25, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

yarr

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard its one of the toughest ones.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 25, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Then why are there so damn many lawyers?

And so many dumb ones. The stories I could tell!

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 25, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

This is how Science Bowl nerbs always mocked us Academic Decathlon nerbs.

And for some reason, I’m picturing one of the Krelboynes on Malcom in the Middle saying it to Lisa Simpson.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 25, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

with a fat paycheck

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 25, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t feel bad for a pitcher who can’t throw strikes who makes millions and is inexplicably found attractive even though his hair is super thin and his mouth creeps me out.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 25, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude got drafted in the 27th round.

Most players in the 27th round don’t stick in baseball, much less win a ring.

Also, Jonathan Sanchez’s best season by fWAR was 2008, with 2.8.
Melky Cabrera is two years younger and put up 4 wins last year. Their salaries this 2012 are comparable, and both are making more than any LOOGY in the sport.

Melky will probably suck as a Giant, but he got traded for a “breakout” major leaguer. Bengie Molina got traded for a Michael Main and Chris Ray.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I was looking at it from his perspective. I mean, who would want to go to KC?

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 25, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

People who like fountains

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 25, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess the correct answer would be Wilbert Harrison, most famously at least.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 25, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

They got some crazy little women there

And Jonathan’s gonna get him some.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 25, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I did hear that everything’s up to date.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 25, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes crazy is good, sometime crazy is not so good.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 25, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Crazy is always good. Nuts or bonkers gotta go.

Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
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by ResDog on Jan 25, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

fuck this

Honey we are going back to the store to get some walcrazy instead

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Besides have you dated in SF lately?

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 25, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Well he might take a train
He might take a plane
But if he has to walk
He’s going just the same

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 25, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone know if Kansas City wine is any good?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 25, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

It was one big god damn deal when Costco first got there I can tell you.

"Only connect..."
E. M. Forster

by Lunkus on Jan 25, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

They got some crazy little women there
And Jonathan’s gonna get him some.

Didn’t we just establish a thread or two ago that Jonathan was the crazy little hottie?

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Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 25, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

you nailed it. Also, Negro Leagues HOF

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s better than Fresno, which is where he was right before throwing a no-hitter in 2009. All things considered, he’s had a pretty good run.

He’s probably pretty mopey about it, but… well, that probably has something to do with why he’s in KC anyway.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Most definitely.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 25, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

"Only connect..."
E. M. Forster

by Lunkus on Jan 25, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

As of now I have 2 hours and 20 minutes to get to the airport and check in. I’ll be in a conference call for the next 30 minutes or so. Will I make it?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 25, 2012 1:28 PM PST reply actions  

You can't check in online?

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I can for the AA flight to Dallas, I’m not sure about the Qantas flight though. Check in and board I should say. Luckily my wife is already there and checked our luggage. I just have to pick up the ticket and run.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 25, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Ask yourself, what would Cody Ross do?

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 25, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Take the high & inside all the way downtown, hopping along the way.

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by ResDog on Jan 25, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by calgiants86 on Jan 25, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Which airport

how far are you away and what airline?

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

AA, and presumably Dulles or Reagan.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea about DC airports. Had a layover in DC.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Washington National (Reagan) is the best. Closest and best. Baltimore (BWI) is better than Dulles, which is totally awful.

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by rotorueter on Jan 25, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Bestest

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Gooder

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

And you’ll have plenty of time to eat it when you miss your flight after being stuck for hours in weird trams.

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by rotorueter on Jan 25, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

lol!

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking something along these lines, but you expressed it soooo much better.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

UNION STATION FOOD COURT

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 25, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Dulles – AA and Qantas.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 25, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

girl watching is always fun at the airport, if you’re so inclined

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

This seems like a good place to put this

The Legend of Ross

Never Forget.

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by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 1:43 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Cody Ross in the postseason: .294/.390/.686

Cody Ross in the NLCS: .350/.435/.950

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Cody Ross NLCS OPS : 1.380

Barry Bonds 2004 OPS : 1.422
Barry Bonds 2002 OPS : 1.381

Barry Bonds was Cody Ross in NLCS, BUT EVERY GAME.

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by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Barry Bonds: pretty good

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Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 25, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

He was ok.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Falls apart in the playoffs.

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by Natto on Jan 25, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Shift-A: What's up?

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 1:43 PM PST reply actions  

All the posts you Shift-Ad through

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 25, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

th sky

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by operation carrot on Jan 25, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

what about Skyrim?

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Not the prices on a Ross SF Jersey

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 25, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

now limited edition

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Had my Galaxy Nexus a week or so. It’s awesome.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 25, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

boooo Samsung

BOOOOOOOO

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by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s my first Samsung. My last phone was an HTC and I liked that a lot.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 25, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this just about Samung

or a Korean thing.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Samsung

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I like my S2 and the Impression before that.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I had an HTC Hero.

Worst phone I’ve ever experienced. Just awful. I have a Galaxy S II now and it’s amazing.

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 25, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

All that tickesquid money

is coming in.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Taiwanese Hater

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by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Mainlander spy

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You probably took the one that was supposed to be mine from the QualcommTicketRazor challange.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 25, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

probably?

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I was supposed to win a panorama of AT&T once too but he made it so I read the instructions wrong and I sent the answers to the wrong overlord email account.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 25, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s wrong with Samsung?

by Shampo0 on Jan 25, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

They don't play fair at all

I"m not going to go into the details, but basically they copy designs and give to local vendors to produce for cheap. When we try to sue the local vendor, they have the police (which they pretty much own in Korea) and barge into our company’s branch and take away all the confidential data, accuse us of stealing their company secrets, and force us to drop the lawsuit.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Sad face here

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you seen those Vertu phones?

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by calgiants86 on Jan 25, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

But they hire such hot spokeswomen!

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer the Intel ones!

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting that SNSD

will be on Letterman and Live with Kelly.

Still don’t think girl/boy bands will make it in the US.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the cultural sensibilities are too different.

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by Natto on Jan 25, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I couldn’t believe that NPR did a story on KPop recently.

Yeah, groups don’t do well in America. It would be better for a solo artist.

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by Murray, Present on Jan 25, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too

Although I think they totally missed a big reason why SNSD is popular: middle age men interested in young girls.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

So did Wonder Girls.

Horrible strategy. They needed to affiliate themselves with established American artists. Heck even Bieber took awhile to break into US.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I was referring to this
It would be better for a solo artist.

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by Natto on Jan 25, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

LOLAIN

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

BoA is like an old dried-up crone in KPop years, though.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Jan 25, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Assuming the people I know are a representative sample, they already have.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
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by El Person on Jan 25, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Unfortunately technology is dirty
Apple executives say that going overseas, at this point, is their only option. One former executive described how the company relied upon a Chinese factory to revamp iPhone manufacturing just weeks before the device was due on shelves. Apple had redesigned the iPhone’s screen at the last minute, forcing an assembly line overhaul. New screens began arriving at the plant near midnight.

A foreman immediately roused 8,000 workers inside the company’s dormitories, according to the executive. Each employee was given a biscuit and a cup of tea, guided to a workstation and within half an hour started a 12-hour shift fitting glass screens into beveled frames. Within 96 hours, the plant was producing over 10,000 iPhones a day.

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/22/business/apple-america-and-a-squeezed-middle-class.html?_r=3&hp

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Also
The Harvard Business Review’s Umair Haque discovered that a Made-in-USA, "fair labor" iPod would cost only 23% more than its Made in China counterpart

http://www.businesspundit.com/how-much-would-a-fair-trade-ipod-cost/

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

That's manufacturing. Totally different

Samsung uses dirty business TACTICS and bribe government officials to get away with their tactics.

http://www.fastcompany.com/1627411/former-samsung-prosecutors-expose-accuses-samsung-of-massive-corruption

I should note that both my sister and her husband work FOR Samsung at the moment. So I kinda know what’s going on inside and from the outside (they are also our customer).

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by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I get that

but Samsung is basically a monopoly in SK.

I would be afraid to see what Chinese manufacturers can do.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Companies are now moving to southeast Asia because China is getting too expensive.

by Shampo0 on Jan 25, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

workers want rights and wages and stuff like that.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Psh.

This wouldn’t be a problem if we just gave them some bootstraps to pull themselves up by.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Too expensive to make in China now.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

India is the new China!

by Shampo0 on Jan 25, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Sean Penn suggested Haiti be a new small China

"Only connect..."
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by Lunkus on Jan 25, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw that article. Very nice. The accompanying video touches on a few points not covered by the text, too.

by non sequitur on Jan 25, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I looked at a non-working model at Target yesterday

didn’t realize that it was a 4.6 inch screen…I get the curve glass thing.

The Razr looked nice but I heard horrible things about Motorola.

I cannot wait to get ICS on my S2. I just upgraded to 2.3.6 and it’s been working great (despite some very scary posts about the upgrade on the intertubes).

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Mostly its the ICS I love. I don’t really even notice the curved glass. The screen is almost an inch bigger than my last phone so I’m really enjoying that.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 25, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

OT Work Phones

Has anybody ever gotten one they like?

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by calgiants86 on Jan 25, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

What do you mean by work phones?

Like for e-mails and stuff?

My S2 works great. Blackberry has the best security though.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

No as in a phone provided to you by your work.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 25, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

They gave me a blackberry

It is meh. Good enough.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 25, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL RIM

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by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had Blackberry, Sectera, the absolute worst was a Windows Mobil POS I had one time.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 25, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a BBerry Storm 2

It’s ok,

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by Goofus on Jan 25, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

My work gives me 35 bucks a month, plus a discount

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 25, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I have the BB Torch. It’s meh and 1/2. I told them just to turn it in to IT and I’ll get my work emails through my personal phone.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 25, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Love my iphone 3, but hoping it breaks soon so work can upgrade me. Almost there. I have to squeeze the upper right corner to lock it. Vibrate button is useless now.

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by ResDog on Jan 25, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

4S is sooo good.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 25, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Just wait for the 5.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 25, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

A buddy of mine and I are going to eat Yak burgers and kill a growler of Weasel Boy’s Bourbol Barrell Anastasia Russian Imperial Stout. Should be a good evening.

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by rotorueter on Jan 25, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

/jealous

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re welcome to join!

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by rotorueter on Jan 25, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I joinz too?

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by calgiants86 on Jan 25, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course, but Mr. speks actually sorta lives driving distance from me.

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by rotorueter on Jan 25, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be there in late March for a wedding!

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, let me know if you get any free time while you’re here.

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by rotorueter on Jan 25, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I totally will. It’ll be the weekend of 3/24. It would be cool to meet up.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

You get to go somewhere better!

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, now you’re not invited anymore!

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by rotorueter on Jan 25, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by calgiants86 on Jan 25, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, he is going to Melbourne. I’m not a huge fan of wintry weather.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh. I guess I’d rather go to Melbourne. And the friend I am hanging with studied abroad there, so he’d probably know cool places to go.

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by rotorueter on Jan 25, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

SEE?! SEE?!

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

HE'S NOT A MACHINE! HE'S A MAN!

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by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

IF I CAN MAKE THE FREAKING FLIGHT! Where did he study in Melbourne?

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by calgiants86 on Jan 25, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea. If I remember, I’ll ask him.

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by rotorueter on Jan 25, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

My cousin who is getting married did a masters at University of Melbourne.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 25, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I figure this is like the SOTU address, where someone always has to be bunkered down. Just in case the rabble rousers take over.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

You haven’t lived until you’ve killed a growler.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 25, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Where I come from a growler is a particularly large example of what irresponsible dog owners leave on the sidewalk.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Good god.

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by troymccluresf on Jan 25, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It was delicious!

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by rotorueter on Jan 25, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yak burgers are actually made of yak, yes?

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

(Also, preemptive lol smug)

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

yup

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by rotorueter on Jan 25, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

How do they compare to normal burgers? More distinct flavor?

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Good lord is that a name for a beer. I can feel my chest hairifying from here.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 25, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll take this years OF over last years [sans Beltran] any day.

neither Ross nor Torres demonstrated that they could hit the proverbial barn broadside last year whatsoever.

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 1:53 PM PST reply actions  

oh, they're gonna hate you.

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by UnleashTheGore on Jan 25, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I still like Cody. TGWTWS!!

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to miss him way more than anyone else that’s left since ‘10. Maybe it’s the way he almost singlehandedly won the Phillies series in ‘10. Maybe it’s the unbridled joy with which he played. Heck, maybe it’s just the hops. I don’t know exactly why, but he’s one of my favorite Giants of all time.

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by UnleashTheGore on Jan 25, 2012 1:57 PM PST reply actions  

I'm glad that the Cardinals were able to find him
The Cardinals avoided arbitration with Jason Motte, agreeing to a one-year deal, Jon Heyman of CBSSports.com tweets. Motte, an ACES client, will earn a base salary of $1.95MM in 2012 and could earn $75K more in incentives.

I hope they don’t put Lance Lynn’s name on the contract

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 2:00 PM PST reply actions  

Just in case you were wondering
How much does the Earth weigh?
Alternatively, you could discuss the Earth’s mass — a property that is independent of where an object is in the universe, or what it is doing. Earth has a mass of 5.97 × 10^24 kilograms — the equivalent of one hundred million billion Titanics.

http://news.yahoo.com/easy-answers-kids-most-burning-questions-133804573.html

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 2:11 PM PST reply actions  

Sorry for being late here

I was busy taking the latest Canadian polling results and modeling results based on a uniform swing by region. Look! Pretty chart!

That took me three hours to make.

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by El Person on Jan 25, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think planes spew fuel backwards. That sounds like it would be very messy.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That reminds me of the argument in the … New York Times? In the early 1900s, laughing at Goddard about how space travel was impossible.

by Hyoton on Jan 25, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Can one even determine the weight of the Earth, considering that its mass is the primary determinant of weight?

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

No

Weight is based upon gravity. Mass is constant.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Mass is constant.

Well, to get technical about it, mass is only conserved for non-nukular processes.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Ray Ratto’s mass is never constant

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by calgiants86 on Jan 25, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Always increasing like a black hole

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by Lunkus on Jan 25, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

No. They actually say that its weight is meaningless.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I assume that’s discussed in the space between the block quotes? I didn’t follow the link.

Obviously weight is meaningless, but my impression was the quotes was that they were just sidestepping that issue for whatever reason.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It is actually said in the article. But the article is basically crap.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I was trying to minimize the block quoting.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Not criticizing, I guess it’s my fault for assuming that it wasn’t clarified in between.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

hundred million billion

That is not a number

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 25, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Man. These Barca-Madrid games are always brutal.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 25, 2012 2:15 PM PST reply actions  

I don’t know. You can watch it on espn3.com though.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 25, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

You have no idea how fun they are to attend though. Who is winning?

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by calgiants86 on Jan 25, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I might study abroad in Spain. 2-0 Barca right now, as usual.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 25, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG You will love it. Where?

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by calgiants86 on Jan 25, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't you have a plane to catch?

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

YES LOL WORK

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by calgiants86 on Jan 25, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

And now I’m outta here…
…hopefully.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 25, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Not sure. It would depend on what program I went through.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 25, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Stick to the coast you will have loads more fun.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 25, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Barcelona, baby.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

So I’ve heard. I’ve also heard to avoid Madrid. The town I might do is on the southern coast. Cordoba, I think.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 25, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Man..

I just remember seeing Ross in the background of every celebration video jumping up and down so excitedly. I don’t think anyone has a bigger smile.

I think Grant got it right, Cody Ransom will always be synonomus with choking away the playoffs , while Cody Ross will always be synonomous with winning the 2010 NLCS and World Series.

by Ice Watter In His Veins! on Jan 25, 2012 2:17 PM PST reply actions  

yoenis cespedes

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by kb2011sfg on Jan 25, 2012 2:27 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

nuff said

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by camwoody on Jan 25, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Yo anus!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Jan 25, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Gesundheit

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Goooooooooal

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 25, 2012 2:29 PM PST reply actions  

Holy shit Benzema

Tie game. 2 apiece.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 25, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 25, 2012 2:39 PM PST reply actions  

I’ll miss that guy.

by Hyoton on Jan 25, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Theriot running out of suitors...

Fielding Percentage of .974 at SS-not great, but acceptable. Add that to a .321 OBP, and he’s a SS I’d kill for on the Giants.

by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 25, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

We could have the cajun twins!

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

UZR rates him as pretty lolawful at SS in the last two seasons (token SSS warning). Dunno if he’s really worth it for .278/.338/.344.

I’d only be interested if he’s making about $1M to keep Emmanuel Burriss in Fresno.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

He's also RH

Which would help balance out the line-up.

by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 25, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Burris is a SH.

We need RHH, but Theriot isn’t exactly the sort of guy I want pinch hitting.

I’d also feel better about Theriot at 2B is Freddy goes down to injury again. He fares far better there defensively.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

shitty hitter?

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

If Theriot is cheap, I would want the depth charts to look like this:

2B: Sanchez, Fontenot, Theriot, Burriss
SS: Crawford, Fontenot, Theriot, LeMaster, zombie Honus Wagner, Burriss

Adjust based on platoon match-ups and whether Honus is due for a feeding.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You're going to hate me...

But I’d have Theriot over Crawford. Crawford swings a baseball bat slower than a retired man in Miami rakes leaves out of his backtard pool.

by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 25, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

How to put this...?

Despite having more than twice as many PAs as Crawford, he was only slightly more valuable, a difference of two tenths of a win. Which, mind you, was helped by the fact that Tony LaRussa acquired Rafael Furcal so Theriot wouldn’t have to play SS anymore.

Theriot is as bad as or worse than Miguel Tejada or Orlando Cabrera at SS.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd like to think Crawford will crack .275 OBP this season...

but he won’t. Furthermore, not being at Triple A (where he should be) will stifle his development. At least sign Theriot to allow Crawford my time in AAA, then replace him in July…

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by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 25, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

He topped that last year with a .228 BABIP.

If you want to give Crawford time to develop in Fresno that’s fine, but it would be a more effective strategy to replace him with somebody who’s actually a shortstop.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

As opposed to...

Not having 8 Major League level hitters to fill out a line-up. It’s both deeply saddening and darkly humourous that that has become so acceptable to Giants fans. Mind you, given Crawford’s bat speed, his BABIP may well be around that mark for his career unless his hip rotation is much improved, which won’t happen without more time in AAA.

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by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 25, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

?

Why would Crawford continue to have a BABIP of .228? His xBABIP last year was around .310.

ZIPs has him at .225/.291/.336
James has him at .232/.297/.340 with a .282 BABIP
Fangraph has him at .241/.317/.338 with a .281 BABIP

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Johnnie LeMaster had a career BABIP of .262.

While putting up Crawford’s line from last season. It’s really, really hard to sustain a BABIP that bad when you are not a galootey slugger like Carlos Quentin.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

WHY ARE OBP's OF UNDER .300

OK? Look, I wanted the Giants to trade a minor league relief prospect (Stephen Harrold? Dan Runzler? Maybe even Francisco Peguero (no plate patience)) for Brendan Ryan. It’s not like the Mariners are about to win the AL West. However, given the situation…

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by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 25, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

You want to trade a high-minors marginal prospect for a 30-year old Brandon Crawford?

Does not compute.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Clearly that is an OBP over .300.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

In the NL...

He has a shot at a .315-.320 OBP…

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by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 25, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

?

Apparently Theriot played in the other NL last year.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I WAS TALKING ABOUT BRENDAN RYAN

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by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 25, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

My bad

As Solidarity said, Brandon Ryan at 30 is what Crawford is at 22.

Ryan basically hit his peak, Crawford still has an upside.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

2008 with the Cardinals:.244/.307/.289
2010 with the Cardinals: .223/.279/.294

He has put up a OBP over .320 twice: once in a 200 PA sample in 2006, and 2009 when he had a BABIP 40 points over his career average.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

And last year it was...

.313

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by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 25, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Still debunks the move-to-NL-boost theory pretty cleanly. Also, Ryan is 30 now and therefore projects to decline.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

You tactfully leave out

His .340 OBP in 2009

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by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 25, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

He has put up a OBP over .320 twice: once in a 200 PA sample in 2006, and 2009 when he had a BABIP 40 points over his career average.

I’m not holding my breath for it to happen again.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It may not...

But he’s almost certainly going to be at .310-.315 in the NL, and it is worth the investment of approx $1.3m more (Ryan makes $1.75m this year) to find out, and give Crawford more minors seasoning. You cannot deny he’s been rushed. And Pequero will get eaten alive in the majors. Besides, no one here has yet put forth any convincing evidence that Crawford will crack .300 OBP…

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by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 25, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

.10-.15 is not worth a prospect and $1.3 million

You are totally ignoring the slugging.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

The wOBA projections are very similar.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

True-when it comes to SS...

slugging percentage should not be the first thing one looks at, particularly when it comes at the expense, even minorly, of OBP.

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by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 25, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I imagine Peguero's toolsiness

can net the Giants something better than a last-gasp player like Brendan Ryan.

Given that we already have Crawford, Ryan isn’t worth an ST invite, much less a trade chip.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd like to think you're right

about Pequero. However, the only two GMs who have to put up with worse OBP problems than the Giants are Mariners and White Sox. I’m not sure Peguero will intrigue GMs as much as we all hope…

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by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 25, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone’s concerned about the walks, but scouts rave enough about his tools that just about anybody would accept him as a capper on a package of players in a trade deal.

His name’s been tossed around in trade rumors pretty often.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get Peguero. I seriously doubt even any hackers at the major level had a walk rate anywhere near his walk rate in the minors.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Ryan

K/BB rate of 2:1 (Crawford was 1:1)
Has an ISO lower than Crawford

James projection for Ryan: .244/.305/ .322
Fangraph: .254/.313/.322

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

because

his K/BB ratio was not that good as a minor leaguer. He had a 1:1 K/BB ratio last year in the majors.

Also, only ZIPs has him under .291.

If he has a OPS of .650 or above, he would be like Cliff Pennington/Ian Desmond. Totally acceptable especially with his defense.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

You're still missing the point.

Whatever you think of Crawford, Ryan Theriot is not – or to use Sabean’s parlance, N-O-T – an acceptable solution at shortstop. If we’re going to clamor for a warm body clankmitt to fill the spot, we might as well clamor for someone who is an obvious upgrade from Crawford. You could have Brett Pill play the middle of the infield and stand a fair chance of getting the same results.

For all your bemoaning Crawford’s bat speed, I have to wonder where the disconnect is that makes you see Ryan Theriot as some sort of bargain.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Bargain?

No no no no. Theriot is the least-cringeworthy of a very poor situation. It’s possible to win with Lance Berkman in an RF. It’s possible to win with Delmon Young in LF. It’s possible to win with Theriot at short. And he’ll be able to have an OBP of .320. Yes, I have an OBP fetish, which develops when you watch Bengie Molina hit cleanup.

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by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 25, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Not true

Theriot is awful defensively at SS and is about the same offensively. He is also older and would cost more.

Crawford’s OBP will also go up by hitting 8th a lot more (he hit 7th mostly last year).

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Will it? Will it really?

I foresee him bunting the runner over for the pitchers to drive in.

/half-joking

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by Bhaakon on Jan 25, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

When Cain is pitching.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice theory, except

He won’t see pitches out of the strike zone to take. He’ll get blown away by 90 mph two-seamers with minimal movement.

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by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 25, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Crawford managed a 10+% walk rate last year.

And the sample size was large enough for both it and his diminished K-rate to be considered stable.

He’ll be fine batting 8th.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Except his swing through rate was 8% last season

which is pretty darn good.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Many of which were...

Fastballs away that were fouled into the stands along the third base line, putting him behind in the count. For all the bally-hooing of Crawford, a .291 (an optimistic projection) from any outfield player makes it hard to win any division.

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by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 25, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, he’s going to play outfield?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

No...

Starting players besides the pitcher…sorry if that was unclear…

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by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 25, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Again

facts:

In 220 PAs, Crawford was

ahead in the count in 88 PAs
even in the count in 75 PAs
behind in 57 PAs.

He also saw about 3.82 pitches per PAs, which is upper level in the NL.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

When pitchers did not have

scouting reports on him, so they went with conventional logic and threw the rookie breaking balls. No need now

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by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 25, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Except

he hit .256/.333/.419 in Sept/Oct as compared to his .480 OPS in July and August.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

When facing

September call-ups!

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by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 25, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Looking at his vs. Pitcher

There doesn’t appear to be a strong correlation between caliber of pitcher and his performance. The sample size is too small, and most of the “September call-ups” he faced would be relievers accounting for a very small number of his overall PAs.

It’s not a very good excuse.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

When added to

the fact that Crawford was played against back-end of the rotation starters to make sure he wasn’t “overwhelmed” at the plate (in favour of Orlando Cabrera, which I think we can both agree was laughable), it has credence.

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by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 25, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re going to have to substantiate this.

At the top of his list of most PAs seen: Chacin (2-9), Collmenter (2-6), Moseley (0-6), Marcum (2-5), Stauffer (2-5), Kennedy (1-5), White (1-5), Harang (0-5), Kuroda (0-5) Leake (0-5), Rogers (2-4), Dickey (0-4).

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Let's see...

Harang, Rogers, White & Moseley substantiate the argument as pitchers who are not exactly top of Cy Young ballots yet who he still struggled against (that’s without mentioning the start against Rodrigo Lopez), Marcum, Collmenter, Stauffer, Dickey, Chacin and Kuroda dominated him, as expected, and they would, in all likelihood, dominate Theriot and Ryan as well. Look, I very much hope Crawford turns into one of the surprises of the 2012 season, because the Giants front office appears to wholeheartedly agree with you. We will just have to see. However, it’s 1 am where I am in the world and I’m going to sleep. This really has been fun-goodnight, and, in recognition of something we can all agree on-GO GIANTS!

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by tellthestorysfgiants on Jan 25, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

This is exactly why your argument doesn't hold water.

It is ludicrously nitpicky and dependent on microsplits, when you aren’t straw-hatting it or misrepresenting stats outright. 2-6 against Collmenter is getting dominated? 2-5 against Marcum and Stauffer?

If you want to believe Crawford will be bad, there is plenty of factual evidence to support that hypothesis. This ain’t it.

That said, we’ve seen what the upside is for Ryan and Theriot, and it’s all downhill from here. Crawford will likely be just as bad, but he’s cheap and under team control. Picking up non-entities like Ryan and Theriot is just throwing spaghetti at the wall at the cost of roster spots and prospects, not to mention wins.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

If true, they did a poor job of it.

Crawford’s quality of pitcher’s faced was just about league average.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 25, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Huzzah.

Expressed much more succinctly than I could manage.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course, I wouldn't be surprise if they were tyring to baby him.

Much like I’m sure they were trying to platoon Lopez.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 25, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

He also saw about 3.82 pitches per PAs, which is upper level in the NL.

It is?

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

If Crawford had enough PAs to qualify, he would have been tied for 75th out of 146. And there doesn’t appear to be a huge sample bias, as he’s in the middle in the pack for pretty much any PA threshold. So it’s average.

In case anyone is wondering, Brandon Belt’s 4.12 was good for 35th out of 355 batters with at least 200 PAs.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was wondering about that. I thought that 3.7ish was just about average. The distribution really isn’t all that wide.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Top 5: Curtis Granderson (4.44), Adam Dunn (4.40), Mike Napoli (4.37), Jayson Werth (4.37), Bobby Abreu (4.36)

Bottom 5: Corey Patterson (3.28), Orlando Cabrera (3.26), Vladimir Guerrero (3.22), Yuniesky Betancourt (3.16), Jose Altuve (3.11)

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Granderson is a little surprising to me, but otherwise, no one really surprising in either list.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Good thing Crawford is a shorstop.

Obviously you want more offense when you can get it, but Theriot’s marginally better bat is washed out by his woefully bad glove.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

He definitely sturggled mightily with fastball last season

-8.9 runs total, -1.64 per hundred fastballs seen.

But solid against breaking balls. He’s like the anti-Rowand.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 25, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

The difference between Lance Berkman, Delmon Young, and Ryan Theriot is that that Berkman actually outweigh his clank with some measure of offensive upside. Ditto for Adam Dunn.

Theriot is only useful at second base, and only marginally so. I’d feel better off re-signing Renteria at this point than handing the reins to The Riot.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That too.

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Fielding percentage!

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Woot!

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at first I thought that was a stripey cat

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LOL

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You’d think they could put a deal together for him. Won’t someone pick him up?

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The Lightning will probably claim him. But I can’t believe they couldn’t get anything for him. Not even some random 3rd rounder?

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/thought that was a cat reference, too

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I suppose goaltenders are kind of like cats. They pounce on pucks like cats pounce on balls of yarn.

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Is the Miggy to 3B news breaking?

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I thought you have a husband

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Trying to wash that skink?

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Hank with some coaching updates.
Former Gs pitcher Steve Kline has been promoted from pitching coach at Augusta to San Jose, whose clubbies now should be very afraid.
Steve Decker, who has been Fresno manager, is switching jobs with minor-league hitting coordinator Bob Mariano.

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From manager to hitting coordinator huh? Sounds like a step back.

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This was my thought, given that he was heir apparent for Bochy’s job before TGWTWS.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

This was mentioned before.

The official reason is because he wants more time for family/personal reasons. But it’s also been said his managing style is a problem.

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Extra Baggs December 7th, 2011:

The Giants are making a few changes in the minor league coaching ranks. Steve Decker, long seen as major league managerial material, will become the organizational hitting coordinator. He switches spots with Bob Mariano, who will manage Triple-A Fresno.

The move was made for a few reasons. Decker is very involved with his children and his daughter, who is on a volleyball scholarship at Nebraska. With a more flexible schedule, he can see more of her matches. More importantly, Decker runs a hitting camp in Oregon over the winter and club officials like the work he’s done with their players. They think he can be a big asset while coordinating instruction on all levels.

There is one other component: At the Triple-A level, you’re often dealing with players who have big league service time and might be disillusioned to be back in the minors trying to prove themselves again. It can be a frustrating environment for any manager — especially one like Decker, a fair but demanding skipper who doesn’t believe in coddling players or soothing egos. It stands to reason that Mariano’s softer touch could be a good change of pace.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 25, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I still think part of it is

Bochy not wanting to look over his shoulder at another former big league catcher who’s a manager-in-waiting.

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If Bochy is concerned about his job security, it feels like he is the only one.

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So Belt felt jerked around by Decker? Oh, please.

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From reading up on Decker, he seems to be the complete opposite of Bochy. This isn’t an exaggeration.

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Isn’t “his managing style is a problem” a euphemism for “he is a complete and total asshole”?

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From what I’ve read, he seems like a cool guy.

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Cool guys, or "cool guy."

I find assholery and popularity aren’t mutually exclusive in some circles.

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They needed a scapegoat for Belt.

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Bochy is mild and plodding.

Decker is more of a “rile ’em up” kinda guy, which probably goes hand-in-hand with the “asshole” label.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

He may just not be too keen on coddling AAA org filler, having been one himself.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Also the Fresno roster was pretty horrible

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by Deleuzian on Jan 25, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Terrible.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I watched Loux start a game in Reno.

The reason of course being that the Grizzlies gave up over 10 runs. Edgar Gonzalez was probably the best hitter on the team at that point; maybe Tyler Graham.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Based on what I can tell

He wasn’t a good fit for the Fresno position. That is not to say he wasn’t aware of what he was getting into:

Statesman Journal December 11, 2009:
The move to Fresno means a slight change in philosophy. With players moving directly between Decker’s club and the Giants, player development — the focus of most minor league work — has to be balanced with keeping older players ready for the majors.
“Some guys are family guys, some guys got two or three kids, other guys are young and in Triple-A for the first time, so it’s a little bit of a different gig,” Decker said. “I played a lot of Triple-A baseball. I’ve coached at the Triple-A level, and I look forward to the challenge of managing there.”

He was deserving of a promotion and Fresno was the next logical destination.

He apparently is a really good hitting instructor.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 25, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Going back to the original post . . .

I’ve seen Cody as being portrayed as having a poor 2011 season. Considering his injuries, I think 14 HRs wasn’t bad. And he’s consistently capable of hitting high double digits in HRs while playing above average defense, and generally hitting .265-.275. I’d like to have seen him stick around. This plus the fact that I don’t think Nate will ever hit better than last year. He isn’t going to give us double digits in HRs. I hope I’m wrong.

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by wcovington on Jan 25, 2012 3:03 PM PST reply actions  

14 homers and 13 rbi’s is nothing to crow about

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

14 HRs and 13 RBIs?

by Hyoton on Jan 25, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

/bengie homers, burriss does the HR trot

by non sequitur on Jan 25, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

guys who hack, hit a lot of solo homers and strikeout a lot

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

But where did the other RBI go?

by Hyoton on Jan 25, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

And it’s their fault that they’re hitting solo home runs! They should strike out with no one on and hit home runs with people on!

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Nate is younger, less likely for decline, and was worth 1.4 fWAR last season in 360 PAs. Cody was worth 0.9 fWAR in 460 PAs. Both were injured last year.

Nate also had an odd down year with his glove. Hard to say yet whether that is just bad sample size or if something else was going on.

I’m happy keeping Nate at half the price, much as we are in need of RHH.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Like 80-90?
high double digits in HRs

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by troymccluresf on Jan 25, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

This thread is fucked

It takes forever to scan all the comments for a few pearls of actual baseball news.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 25, 2012 3:10 PM PST reply actions  

Needs more block quoting...

I kid

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

And this is different than every thread for the past 4 weeks how?

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh, sometimes there is a lot to report and talk about, and sometimes it’s like this.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 25, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

All the Giants are signed, unless you count the Cain extension. Not going to be much to talk about until P&C report, in all likelihood.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s your cue to contribute, friend…

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

He ain't your friend, Partner...

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by bigboneded on Jan 25, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Who are you calling a partner, pal.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

you ain’t his pal, missy.

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by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

/readies some blockquotes

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 25, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

Nothing like Girl going to law school to make 4 pages of comments. It’s the damn offseason. The only thing between now and spring I look forward to is hearing that Matt Cain signed for a million years.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 25, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

MLB The Show 2012: PS Move controlled pitching and hitting?

In-game? Not just HR Derby?

BAD. ASS.

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by bigboneded on Jan 25, 2012 3:14 PM PST reply actions  

I played a demo of that game but the 2011 version (cuz the demo had Giants v. Rangers)…the controls seem overly complicated to me.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

The HR Derby with the Move control when you swing was awesome, and this year they added pitching…shouldn’t be TOO complicated: hold trigger, pitch, release..(trigger, not controller).

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by bigboneded on Jan 25, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a tank of Nitrous at my bachelor party...

http://gawker.com/5879347/the-drug-that-hospitalized-demi-moore-whip+its

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by bigboneded on Jan 25, 2012 3:25 PM PST reply actions  

Whip-its??? Those are so high school.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought those were those weird looking dogs.

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by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

The miniature greyhound looking ones?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Whippets.

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by troymccluresf on Jan 25, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

But then I was straight edge in HS and part of College so I was a late bloomer

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I like to think that if I had gone to college I would have had a NO tank in my dorm.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a friend who got a tank from a dentist for NYE 99/00. He stayed in a room all night with it. His personality changed around the same time, but it was probably the other drugs too.

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 25, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That and brain cell die-off from the lack of oxygen.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean

If you’re a rich Hollywood actress and you’re doing whip its, then you’re not doing it right

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by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 3:34 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I guess I picked the wrong week to quit whipits!

I was trying to merge with this, but I’m a graphics failure.

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by Lunkus on Jan 25, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Must have something to do with her new rapper boyfriend.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 25, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never done them. Seems like a waste of a way to kill brain cells.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 25, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

o_O

With a cast boasting the acting chops of Hugh Grant, Jeremy Piven, David Tennant and Salma Hayek, the movie’s trailer has caused an issue with leprosy campaigning groups.

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/aardman-animation-to-change-scene-featuring-leper-boat-in-%E2%80%98the-pirates—band-of-misfits%E2%80%99.html

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by bigboneded on Jan 25, 2012 4:17 PM PST reply actions  

I saw the headline, but surely did not guess that it had anything to do with leprosy. BAN LIFE OF BRIAN!

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 25, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

THEY ARE SICK OF BEING TREATED LIKE LEPERS!

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved those novels

they incredibly silly.

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by Tortured on Jan 25, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap, leperosy is still a thing?!

I thought that was cured, like, before my parents were born.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 25, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s treatment now, but the bacteria not extinct.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe

But that’s true of many diseases that don’t have a lobbying body concerned about public image. You’d think that people would stop caring about it once it became curable.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 25, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!

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by Murray, Present on Jan 25, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Given the nanny state in Britain, I am not surprised. Interestingly, according to wikipedia, 9-banded armadillos are are among the primary sources of new cases of leprosy in Americans. Armadillos!

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Cletus, you give that armadillo a lick and tell me if it’ll be good eatin’. I’d do it, but this is my last plug and the store nearest the farm don’t open until Tuesday.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 25, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

If you're going to eat roadkill, cook it through.

Really, if you’re going to eat any meat that you didn’t raise by hand and butcher yourself (and even then).

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by Bhaakon on Jan 25, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

So wait...

…they’re making a movie subtitled “Band of Misfits” featuring an extravagantly bearded main character…and it’s not about the Giants? What a disappointment.

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by EliminateMe on Jan 25, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I just complimented my co-worker for her syntax

and I made her day. Grammar nerd powers used for good!

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by Tortured on Jan 25, 2012 4:23 PM PST reply actions  

Sin tax?!

What’ll those boys in Congress think up next??

by Every6thDay on Jan 25, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't laugh

This country was founded on taxing alcoholics.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 25, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

rubbing up against it more likely

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by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Sweet

Pants off time.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 25, 2012 4:27 PM PST reply actions  

My pants are ALWAYS off

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by Murray, Present on Jan 25, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I had Haggis today, better with mustard.

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Jan 25, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

No, Mayo!

//trolling to restart the Mustard v. Mayo debate

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

It looks like there is a nacho-type thing happening in the middle there too.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

And there’s mayo on the pizza, and ketchup on the hot dogs. It’s like they’re giving the middle finger to the US and Italy at the same time.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 25, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

The Japanese do not understand how pizza is supposed to work.

I had a mayo pizza with octopus and broccoli on it. It was all kinds of wrong.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

This reminds me of this tumblr:

This Is Why You’re Fat

(Safe for work)

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah.

I wouldn’t be fat if that was what I had to eat.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 25, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Somebody submitted "peepshi".

I made that with my kid for easter. It was fun. AND delicious.

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by bigboneded on Jan 25, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Dear Lord
The Bacon Mug

A giant mug made out of bacon filled with cheddar cheese.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 25, 2012 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I know! But I do like the way they braided the bacon on the handle.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Well it’s artsy, but it also made me want to puke.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 25, 2012 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I know people who would tell you that there is a market for artsy puke.

Link

(News article with an accompanying photo. Not drastically graphic, but full disclaimer anyway.)

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL
However, Goodman chose not to participate in this particular project though he noted that that didn’t mean he was indicting it. He said, "To tell you the truth, it didn’t appeal to me at first. I didn’t look forward to actually doing it, to actually sticking my finger in my mouth and vomiting; plus add on to that there were conflicts with my schedule."

“Aw, thanks for the invite, guys, but… oooh, would you look at the time.”

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 25, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I will note as a post-script that Kalan has since been seen on The Daily Show (at the G20 protests), The Colbert Report (Occupy Wall Street), and the cover of New York Magazine (also OWS).

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

The Cheddar Pour

Two burger paddies topped with an oversized layer of cheddar cheese.

What don’t you just get strait to the fucking point!

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 25, 2012 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

triple bypass surgery?

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by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh. Dear.

Meta Meat Cake
Four types of sausage, bratwurst, chorizo, ground beef, ground pork, diced ham, Canadian bacon, pepperoni, hickory smoked bacon, hot cappy, queso blanco, provolone and sharp cheddar, wrapped in sausage, bacon and cheese ball dough and baked. Then decorated with American, cheddar squeeze cheese and bacon strips.

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by bigboneded on Jan 25, 2012 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s disgusting

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by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

And mislabeled.
wrapped in sausage, bacon and cheese ball dough and baked

That makes it pie.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 25, 2012 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing bad ever came of meat pies.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

4 and 20 black birds wasn’t good.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 25, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

No wonder why it sucks

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

its got nothing on the turbaconepic

a cornish game hen wrapped in a pheasant wrapped in a chicken wrapped in a duck wrapped in a goose wrapped in a pig draped in bacon

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by operation carrot on Jan 25, 2012 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh
I have had many conversations with Decker about hitting. I’m guessing that one reason the Giants made this move is Decker’s philosophy of being aggressive at the plate, particularly for middle-order hitters with power. That’s not the same as "hacking." It means knowing when to pounce.

"If I guy is physically supposed to drive the ball," he said, "we need to attempt to build a middle-of-the-lineup guy who attacks the front side, gets ready to hit the fastball and drive it, more of a predator type hitter, aggressive in nature. You know my philosophy. We don’t left weights to baby the ball. We lift weights to attack the ball. I don’t mean over everybody’s head. Just hit it hard somewhere.

link
"If it’s a leadoff or top-of-the-lineup guy who works the count, sees more pitches, sees the whole field and gets the hitting started, you’re going to have a different kind of philosophy than your plan for the other guy."

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 25, 2012 4:54 PM PST reply actions  

bah...block quote fail

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 25, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, Giant hitters being more aggressive should improve things. #rollseyes

Just trade Belt right now so he can have a decent career somewhere else. Maybe we can get a good starting pitcher for him.

by Daver321 on Jan 25, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it is just me

But shouldn’t ALL hitters work the count, see more pitches and use the whole field?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 25, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, Prince Fielder should do that.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, that’s a shitty example. Looks like he uses the whole field.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

LOOKS LIKE HE ATE THE WHOLE FIELD AMIRITE

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 25, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Only if you want pitchers to throw more strikes to you in the future.

by Daver321 on Jan 25, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

lol Rowand spending all day trying to bounce it over third base

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

hitting is a lot harder than it looks to a spectator

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I would guess he would clarify it as ‘aggressive in the strike zone’ if pressed on the issue, but I’m pulling that out of jcb9’s ass.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Eric Byrnes said on MLB’s Clubhouse Confidential today that when he first reported to the minor leagues, Billy Beane had a rule that you can not swing the bat until there was 1 strike or 2 balls in the count or you get fined/benched/whatever. I’m guessing this will not be Decker’s minor league hitting philosophy.

by Daver321 on Jan 25, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I’m not a Beaniac, so whatever. I do really value plate discipline (I usually took a strike myself, especially the first time through the order or if a pitcher didn’t have great control) but I also believe in having a plan and swinging at the pitch you are looking for, regardless of the count, unless the situation dictates otherwise.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t mean to directly reply to your post (nor did I disagree with it). I was just adding to the topic with what I heard about Oakland’s minor league hitting philosophy.

by Daver321 on Jan 25, 2012 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, it just boggles my mind that an organization that thrived around Barry Bonds for so many years learned next to nothing from him about what makes a great hitter. It seems like the hitting philosophy for the organization is directly opposed to that of Bonds’s

by Daver321 on Jan 25, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s a philosophy?

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by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

CF = leadoff
oh yeah…..

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by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Catcher bats fourth!

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they would be better if they just put the highest 2 OBP guys at 2B and CF, no matter what their defensive skills are, and let them at least bat 1st and 2nd.

by Daver321 on Jan 25, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

it takes a lot more than just a sound philosophy to execute as a hitter

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

It certainly does point up the difference in organizational philosophy.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

If you caught that CC, can you tell me if

Mr. Owlcroft was even mentioned? We don’t watch a lot of TV outside of the season (except for Doctor Who, of course), so didn’t know it was on.

by mrs. owlcroft on Jan 25, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t catch that he was. In what context would he have been (sorry, I don’t know much about him other than his insightful posts)?

It is replayed about 4 more times during the middle of the night, I could record it again if you like and check it out.

by Daver321 on Jan 25, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

As the author of the infamous white paper authored at the behest of Sandy Alderson, extolling the virtues of OBP to convince Beane of its import. IIRC, anyway.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

The Byrnes interview was the last few minutes and all he mentioned was Beane by name. They didn’t go that in depth into it. They were basically getting his perspective as a player during the Moneyball movie’s time period. Things like if the organization tried to get the players to understand the statistics behind what they were teaching or if they were just doing as they were told and players don’t understand why OBP is important. This is when Beane mentioned the minor league rule and how he had to learn what OBP even meant.

by Daver321 on Jan 25, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Let me also point out that I just learned that CC was even a show on MLB Network and I love it. I set the DVR to record it every day.

Also, the Top Ten Right Now series going on is by this same guy and it ranks players per statistics, not reputation, etc. It’s also a good show to watch. For relief pitchers it had a couple of set-up men on the list and didn’t have Brian Wilson on it for example. I can imagine Mitch Williams and other MLB TV employees in a picket line behind the camera protesting the show.

by Daver321 on Jan 25, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, I got a season pass for it too.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, got it.

I can record it myself if it’s being repeated. Thanks, both of you; I like to keep tabs on what’s being said about that era of the A’s since so much of it is untrue. (Mr. O did stats analysis for the Giants and then for the A’s way back then, before anyone had heard of Bill James. It was all very secret and not even the managers knew about him in the beginning.)

by mrs. owlcroft on Jan 25, 2012 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

You will want to record it. Most of the show had the guy that was the A’s assistant GM (forgot his name, the guy Jonah Hill’s character was based on) on the show. He’s with the Mets now doing statistical analysis.

by Daver321 on Jan 25, 2012 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The meme about my ass began in the offseason between 2008 and 2009. Nice to see it’s still a thing.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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by jcb9 on Jan 25, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Shift A

So… I’m never going in a sports bar again.

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by kdl on Jan 25, 2012 5:03 PM PST reply actions  

She went to a sports bar. Enough said.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

From the post...
hugging someone you don’t know at some urine-misted sports bar

@legaleagle88
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by kdl on Jan 25, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah. Fortunately my local is pretty freaking classy.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

In Berkeley? Which one?

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 25, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Henry’s

Expensive but I like it.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, that was my guess. I ended up watching the last big game there after we found out Raleighs burned down and Bears Lair became some wings fiesta branded monstrosity.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 25, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL yeah. I don’t know what happened to Bear’s Lair

It is only like 3 blocks from my house and they show lots of Sharks games. Plus the food is decent (but expensive)

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I've been there!

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 25, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s where my dad said he used to hang out back in the day

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

speak of the devil

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

The NHL does a fantasy draft for their All Star game?

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 5:16 PM PST reply actions  

Yup. They just added it last year. It is hilarious.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I was flipping channels and some Shark was drafted by “Team Staal”

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Boyle. The only Shark in the ASG.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

last year?
cuz Teeth is the only shark in the ASG this year.
It used to be fun to watch Nabby in the ASG.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. I was talking about last year. The ASG draft hasn’t happened yet this year I think

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s right now. Unfortunately I just caught the very end of it, I hope they replay it. Got to see Logan.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

NHL Network
Seems weird cuz aren’t there games tonight?

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

The website says it is tomorrow, Jan 26, 8 PM EST

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe this is last years- I hope so I’m still running around finishing up the laundry and making dinner, so hopefully I missed something.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, Staal isn’t a captain this year (it is Chara and Alfredsson now)

So it sounds like this is last year’s

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

yay!
I was confused when I saw that there were also teams playing tonight. Ahem “playing” I’m looking at you Detroit…losing 6-0? Really? wow

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay to both! And they can’t blame Conklin for this. Howard gave up 4 goals and only made 8 saves.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

poor guy

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I missed that it was last year’s draft. Why in the hell would they show last year’s? Better to show some classic NHL game.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

he best parts of the All Star game is the team selection where two dudes are captains and they literally pick the teams

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

was it last year? the last guy picked got a car.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Phil Kessel. Ovechkin laughed and took pictures of him sitting all by himself.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

best line from last years draft

cam ward on being the first person taken

“I guess I was the best player available from what was remaining”

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by operation carrot on Jan 25, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Aw poor T.O.

silly pro athletes

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 5:16 PM PST reply actions  

What doesn’t he just become a model?

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 25, 2012 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Why not “what”

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 25, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess he’s playing that indoor football thing now.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh. I went to a San Jose Sabercats game one time just to check it out.

NEVER AGAIN

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

that bad?
We went to a Sacramento Mountain Lions game…. aside from getting to play catch with the qb coach it was pretty meh.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

They fire a cannon after EVERY home score. INSIDE.

Plus I just felt kinda bad for the players.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I always wanted to go to that basketball thing where there were trampolines in the floor… that looked interesting.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahahaha

You mean SLAMBALL!?

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

This ranks dead last on the list of things I would have ever guessed you might enjoy or be interested in.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 25, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow
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Torii Hunter Jr., is considering playing football and baseball at Stanford. es.pn/wkHM2q

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by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 5:28 PM PST reply actions  

Man, Torii Sr. is getting old.

Born in 1975.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t Barry Sanders’ kid going to Stanford?

by non sequitur on Jan 25, 2012 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

And Ken Griffey, Jr.’s kid is going to Arizona State!

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 25, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

WE IZ OLD

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

He's actually going to U of A

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Jan 25, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

University of Alabama! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

The fake U of A, in Arizona.

So close

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Jan 25, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Drat.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll be damned. You go to the University of Arizona?
Yeah, so?
Good football team. (LOL!)
Yeah? I guess so. I wouldn’t know.
Arizona Wildcats.
Right…
He can see you.
What?
He can see you. Just keep looking straight ahead. He called you a Wildcat before. I didn’t even pick up on it. Bastard’s got a camera right in your face. He can see the whole bus. He’s been playing me from minute one.

/Worst plot point ever? Worst plot point ever.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 25, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I do not. I go to Sacramento State.

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Jan 25, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought you meant University of Phoenix

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 25, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s “bearing down” not “rolling tide”

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a sad day for my three-year old daughter

Her favorite Giant is “Timmy,” who she talks about non-stop and has said is her favorite person. However, her second favorite is “Cody Woss.” When she sees him, she always say, “Oh Cody Woss!” She was very sad when I broke the news this morning.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Jan 25, 2012 5:29 PM PST reply actions  

Cuteness.... Overload....

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 25, 2012 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Update on the thing

Still slated for the 5, 7, 9 and 11 a.m. Eastern Time hours of Morning Edition.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 5:31 PM PST reply actions  

Hopefully I’ll be able to catch the 11:00 am EST broadcast on my drive to work.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 25, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be the handsome one.

It’s a radio joke! You can’t see anyone!

That kills at conventions.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Any "spilled milk" jokes?

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

YAY! I will see the 5 AM one. Because I will not have gone to bed yet.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

2:35 a.m. Pacific. It’s Overnight Edition!

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The Letter 2, reporting from Tennessee

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I gotta say, it’ll be nice to hear my outcue on this one.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

coffee, newspaper, morning edition, and now TL2—my morning routine

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

all of them are archived on the NPR site

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Audio should be available shortly after noon Eastern.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

yay

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 25, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!

I just turned on the television and was horrified to find Are You There Chelsea blaring back at me.

Turnitoffturnitoffturnitoff!!!

11 01 10
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 25, 2012 5:35 PM PST reply actions  

Ahhh... Futurama reruns... much better.
Mayor Poopenmayer: bzzzt bzzzt bzzzt Is this clown on? Where are those daring crime-stoppers?
Leela: Oh! Uhh… I completely forgot! I left my apartment on fire! flees
Bender: AhhhAs for me, I’m late for my LSATs! also flees
Fry: And I just can’t take life any more! defenestrates self
enter New Justice Team
Mayor Poopenmayer: Captain Yesterday! Clobberella! My liege! You’re just in time! We’ve received a tip that the Museum of Natural History will be robbed tomorrow at exactly 9:00 am! The target: a priceless quantum gemerald!
Captain Yesterday: Who’s the perp?
Mayor Poopenmayer: A dangerous villain known as The Zookeeper, who commits crimes aided by a pack of highly-trained animals!
Captain Yesterday: Pack of highly. Got it.
Mayor Poopenmayer: His crew includes a badger with troubled past and nothing left to lose! An elephant who never forgets… to kill! And a seldom-used crab named Lucky, AKA… Citizen Snips!
Clobberella: You can count on us, Mr. Mayor! Justice… away!
Super King: wheeze Hold the elevator!

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 25, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Just wanted to say
Cody Ross is the line drive that got over Bobby Richardson, the Bobby Bonds sac fly in the sixth inning of the NLCS, the sliding catch from Candy Maldonado, the nasty slider that Scott Speizio couldn’t touch, and Jose Cruz, Jr. squeezing the glove

Wow. Great writing. Made me take a second to collect myself.

That is all.

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by Kestrel76 on Jan 25, 2012 5:40 PM PST reply actions  

“…and the entire 1989 World Series, because holy shit, that was bad.”

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Jan 25, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

and the pinch runner for JT Snow

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Why did i see TMZ and then still click? On the bright side, I now know more about the Miley Cyrus penis cake.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I am going to miss my son.

/sobs

/pours one out.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 5:55 PM PST reply actions  

I never thought I’d get so attached to him.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

That smile, man. That smile.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I do love his smile.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I made this GIF

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Jan 25, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Such a handsome boy.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 6:03 PM PST reply actions  

breaking

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 25, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

This would be the type of guy I'd want to buy the Dodgers
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by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 6:09 PM PST reply actions  

Oh fuck no. I would be so split.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 25, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 6:13 PM PST reply actions  

KILL IT WITH FIRE

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

And yet, he is haunted by the fond memories of the SF logo.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

BOOOOOOO

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Because you’ve never been sexually assaulted and don’t know what it feels like?

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah..

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
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by operation carrot on Jan 25, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

That one hurts.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 25, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Flagged

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn.

Damn.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

ugh

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by Kestrel76 on Jan 25, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

At least they moved him to the correct team roster.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

This would be my answer :(

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 25, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Guys remember the Red Sox are the Giants’ AL allies! This is perfect.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jan 25, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

just about

every time a read a Grant post
am reminded what a great great writer he is.

drop the mic

Grant.

by flatbread on Jan 25, 2012 6:18 PM PST reply actions  

I'll actually miss these displays too

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by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 6:21 PM PST reply actions  

Got the bat-toss silver medal in Beijing!

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Grant had a post on Baseball Nation, or whatever the hell that other place is called, about those. Cody Ross owners manual or something.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Where do you think i got the GIF?!

http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/8/19/2371487/jose-constanza-licking-delmon-young-bat-video

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by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

If Cody Ross had ever gotten a hold of one of Keppinger's unstoppable bats, thousands would die.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean just now?

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by Natto on Jan 25, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

A 3.4, thank goodness.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

3.4 centered in Aromas

I felt it, but I thought it was just a truck.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 25, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Are the Giants selling these next season?

Because if not, they should. I’d buy one.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 25, 2012 6:32 PM PST reply actions  

The guy in front of the head looks like a shaved Brian Wilson.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Guy to his left (viewer’s right) is clearly Fredi Gonzalez.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

The guy to his right apears to be Mr. Miyagi.

haha! Bearded azns look alike to white guys.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

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the girl on the bottom left

is mila kunis

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by operation carrot on Jan 25, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Bottom Right

Man, Joe Rogan really let himself go.

by Cap M on Jan 25, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

They serve the dual function of also acting as a bag over your head when you are embarrassed after the Giants lose yet another 1-0 game to Henry Sosa.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Go Kvitiva!!!

I hate Shriekopova.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 25, 2012 6:37 PM PST reply actions  

I read that piece earlier today. And I agree.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

A lot of my friends on Facebook and elsewhere have been posting their own opinions about how Paterno should be remembered

Mostly positive ones, because I think a lot of the people who think less of him are biting their tongues out of respect for the dead.

But what came to mind, for me, is that 99% of the time, people get remembered for what they deserve to be remembered for.

by GiantPain on Jan 25, 2012 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

One common theme I keep hearing in news coverage of Paterno’s death is how the rape scandal would affect his reputation/public perception. Really. Really? His reputation was the victim? That’s what we’re wringing out hands about?

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

exactly

ugh.

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

“How will Paterno be Remembered” is the headline of every story.

It’s pretty horrifying, and as someone who works in one of the largest youth serving organizations in the country it makes me sick.

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by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Wanna hear a bad idea?

I spent part of the day preaching to the already-converted one-way-or-the-other on the ESPN message boards of this Tim Keown column.

I’m bluemax, if anyone cares (and you shouldn’t).

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 25, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

They've been doing solid work calling BS.
The massive, ever-changing mural “Inspiration,” located near the student book store in downtown State College, has a new addition today: a halo appearing above the head of grandfatherly Joe Paterno. This is the same mural that was altered by its artist to remove Jerry Sandusky after the sex abuse scandal broke. If the landmark artwork can be said to reflect the Penn State community’s thoughts and feelings, it’s quite telling that Paterno is a saint and Sandusky doesn’t exist.

As have their commenters:

I’m going to be serious for a moment, and pull back on the snark:

I just hope whichever you way you fall on this very touchy subject, you remain respectful to Paterno, Penn St., and of course the victims.

Some things are going to be said, and some people will be offended. Let’s remember we all come to Deadspin for a good time, and it’s a privilege to be able to comment here. Try not to say anything that will get you banned.

But if you do say something reprehensible and get banned, don’t forget you can just change your username, read all the articles, comment, and basically still have the same access you had before.

JoePa would have wanted it that way.

WashingtonForeskins Sun 22 Jan 2012 11:56 AM

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 25, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh. I must’ve never noticed Paterno’s presence on that mural.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Pos

But he’s so so so wrong on this

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by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s in a pretty unenviable spot.
Though he might have done better just to restrain himself rather than leaping to a quasi-defense.

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by waelwulf on Jan 25, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

wowowowowow mahor abc news BURN

50 most searched women on the internet

NUMBER 7

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by operation carrot on Jan 25, 2012 6:47 PM PST reply actions  

I hate the LOL OMG BIEBER IS A GIRL!!! bs

i can’t tell if it’s more homophobic or misogynistic

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

DIY unpacking.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

GO BACK TO UNPACKISTAN.

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by waelwulf on Jan 25, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

UNPACK

Well, that was easy.

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by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

No unpacking necessary.

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by Natto on Jan 25, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

what was that about stool softener?

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I think its jealousy

guys don’t understand why girls like someone who doesn’t fit into their mainstream views of what girls should like

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by operation carrot on Jan 25, 2012 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s also a very juvenile attitude for a very juvenile demographic. Girls are taught to overreact, and boys remain diametrically opposed. Bieber, Twilight, Jonas Brothers, whatever. The more those things are pushed on teen and ‘tween girls, the more boys will in turn flock to the opposing camp. It’s thrust on them so forcefully that it’s hard to be ambivalent about it.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

That said, I still have my Tiger Beat with Will Clark on the cover.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

that being said

twilight sucks

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by operation carrot on Jan 25, 2012 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Twilight is horrible

but at the same time, people who hate it mostly because girls like it (rather than because it presents some pretty unhealthy and oppressive relationships and ideals) bother me.

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

rather than because it presents some pretty unhealthy and oppressive relationships and ideals

Compounded with the fact that it is marketed both teen and pre-teen girls.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoops, meant for that to be a blockquote.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, definitely.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Haters gonna hate.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually liked it until the last book

Also the guys who read it and went to the midnight premier were the smart ones
They literally had girls falling over them

How do you feel about bronies? Men who instead of hating a thing for preteen girls, instead choose to love it

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by operation carrot on Jan 25, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

This could be personal bias speaking, but I intensely dislike guys like that.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Guys who read Twilight, or guys who (perhaps) misrepresent their interests to chase tail?

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Good question. I’m talking about guys who exhibit a genuine, fanatic-level interest in those subjects.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That's perfectly valid, too.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

as long as they aren't douchey about the actual target audience, i dont care

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I have nothing against bronies but am annoyed with those who zealously feel like they need to defend themselves.

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by Natto on Jan 25, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

my problem with bronies is that they let it infiltrate everypart of their lifes

case in point every gif that ilikeyoshis posted was a my little pony gif

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by operation carrot on Jan 25, 2012 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s the same with internet gamers, stoners, and atheists:
Let’s take the least interesting part about you
And make it your entire social/online presence.

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by waelwulf on Jan 25, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

There are some who complained that baseball wasn’t being discussed recently and they were serious.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

If Brandon Crawford vs Brendan Ryan vs Ryan Theriot

isn’t scraping the bottom of the on-topic barrel, I’d hate to find out what results in splinters.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 25, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It was stop talking about football or hockey or Parks and Rec and only discuss Matt Cain. If we did that, it would make this pretty boring.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

what about pie/cake, Rush, The Hobbit and StarWars?

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by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

ONLY MATT CAIN, CODY ROSS AND TIM LINCECUM

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Tebow.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

He the new Giants SS? (One poster here would say “Better than Crawford”)

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to admit, he would be so cute in that vanilla uni.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Lefty.

Can’t be a SS :(

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

What position would he play?

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Catcher.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll allow it.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

If he actually played, I bet he was a pitcher.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Judging by his NFL performance,

I’m guessing he had command issues.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 25, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Matt Cain is apple pie
Cody Ross is Gimli
and
Tim Lincecum is a Cinderella Man
??

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by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Right? Even we can’t sustain an ongoing conversation without wandering to other subjects.

Which I guess would raise the question as to why we hang around when we haven’t got anything basebally to say but for me it’s because you guys are awesome.

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by waelwulf on Jan 25, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn't you hear?

Having a feeling of community makes us sad-sack scum of the earth.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Better than sad sack-scum! Hey, optimism!

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by waelwulf on Jan 25, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

there's not much to talk about right now

how many times can you argue about whether or not tim/matt deserve extensions or that the giants should have signed carlos beltran?

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

MLB Network spent an hour talking about the Prince Fielder deal!

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by Natto on Jan 25, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

MY LOCAL SPORTS TEAM IS BETTER THAN YOUR LOCAL SPORTS TEAM

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU?

PRODUCE EVIDENCE, PREFERABLY IN CHART FORM.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

HAVE AT YOU

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

En Garde

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Etc.

http://www.bash.org/?23396

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

one of my all time favorites.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess so.
I don’t routinely inject sports into conversation with people who have no interest.

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by waelwulf on Jan 25, 2012 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

[taps nose]

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jan 25, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

rec'd times a million

I mean, I’m an atheist who plays World of Warcraft and smokes pot, but I like to think that none of those things define me as a person. Sadly that is not true of some of my peers.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 25, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but what if they let Trolls be warlocks?

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

(That was a joke, by the way. WTB sarcasm font.)

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

i figured

So outta touch with the game these days, anyhow

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 25, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

If I understand correctly, you're not missing much.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

That reminds me — I did some calculations, and it turns out Deborah Norville was the shortest-serving Today host, at 410 days (January 8, 1990 – February 22, 1991). John Chancellor came in second, at 417 days (July 17, 1961 – September 7, 1962). I knew it was close, but I didn’t just how close.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you do those in your head?

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by Natto on Jan 25, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Only partially. I used a date calculator to get the exact figures. But the start and end dates I pulled from memory and checked against a reference list I have.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m always bad about calculating dates in my head.

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by Natto on Jan 25, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I can remember dates eerily accurately. But calculating them eludes me.

On the other hand, I can calculate hour-minute time quite well because of the way my job relies on it.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s online calcumalator dealies for that. [probably apps too] such as http://www.curriculumassociates.com/products/BRIGANCE_Age_Calculator.htm?Type=SCH&CustId=1011090923208192107093

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by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I just want to step outside of it for a moment and tell you how much I treasure this about you.

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by waelwulf on Jan 25, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Aw, heck. Thank you.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Iv’e been thinking about this, but I think my opinion wouldn’t be printable here.

by Hyoton on Jan 25, 2012 11:49 PM PST up reply actions  

thankyou for the subject line.

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by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

At least he has the right hat

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

His hair is slowly digesting the hat.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 25, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not a fan of the guy’s music, but I don’t think he deserves the amount of crap he gets. He at least seems to have some degree of self-awareness about his image.

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by Natto on Jan 25, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

And hey, this is his town and all.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Or simply stupidity. A guy named “Casey” was elected our 8th grade homecoming queen because his name ended up on the ballot by accident. Humans are terrible people.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Humans are terrible people.

This this a thousand times this.

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by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

You had a homecoming queen in 8th grade?

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Mm…I may have forgotten the original terminology. The class’ representative to the homecoming court. Who would be female. Whatever that would be called, yes.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

No, i don’t doubt the terminology was right. I’m just questioning have a homecoming in 8th grade. I always thought it was a high school thing.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh! Yes, I see now. I didn’t explain. Our high school was 8th through 12th grade.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh. So middle school was just 6th and 7th grade?

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

4th through 7th.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I am striking out left and right. Kindergarten was still right before first grade, right?!

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes!

I should point out the construction of those grades was a jury-rigged solution to house students as the district’s population boomed. When a new high school was built, everyone got some breathing room. The high school housed 9th through 12th, the junior high 6th, 7th and 8th, and the elementary school went K through 5th. Mine was the first graduating class from that new high school in 2003.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

So were other schools not in that school district the “regular” way?

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

…I think so. But I wasn’t an expert on our county’s school systems. I was a prisoner of them.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Human beings are terrible people, it’s true. But I do really feel like the over-the-top hatred for Bieber, especially the stuff that makes fun of him for looking like a girl or w/e is rooted in those kinds of attitudes. He doesn’t look like how a “man” is supposed to look, he’s more effeminate, therefore he is bad.

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

BIEBER BAD CAVEMAN GOOD

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

FIVE WOMAN!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think those kinds of people would like Japan.

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by Natto on Jan 25, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

omg bishies ^_^

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I've seen my asian friends try to grow beards.

It’s not like they’ve got many alternatives.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 25, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The thing about Bieber. I think he needs to eat more. He is so thin looking.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

i have no idea how much he eats so i can't comment

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

He just looks really, really thin

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Please, please do not tell Jim.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I don’t have a problem with Tim gaining weight. But others have a different stance on the matter.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. It was contentious for a while

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Yeah, I knew who you really meant. And I appreciate that stance! Us rail-thin guys need to get scoped out too, dammit.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 25, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The national bias is atrocious.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 25, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously. Though I’m told I’d be “devoured” at a local watering hole for committed bachelors. I’ve yet to find out.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You would. Some of us ain’t so lucky.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants rep lost the Baseball IQ game show on MLB Network to the Dodgers rep.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 6:59 PM PST reply actions  

Thanks.

I had DVRd it to watch later.

:(

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by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

SPOILER ALERT

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Think about how much time you just saved!

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry

Didn’t think anyone watches that show or the network.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I will probably survive.

Maybe.

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by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

it was cool to see he had one of the employee WS rings. And he was a Russian Red Devil!

by O R They? on Jan 25, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Henry Schulman @hankschulman
And now he can spread his jolly cheer in the other Bay Area. RT @jcrasnick: Jeff Keppinger agreed to a one-year big league deal with Rays.

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by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 7:02 PM PST reply actions  

Top 50 Prospects

A Giant is on the list early.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:04 PM PST reply actions  

SPOILERZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 25, 2012 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not saying

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

WHEELER!

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Cannot wait to see where Wheeler is.

Also, it’s very disturbing the young pitching that the Dbacks have on that list.

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by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

tinstapp

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

He’s there…somewhere

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn't DVR this, so don't worry about hurting me.

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by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully they trade them to the A’s.

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by Natto on Jan 25, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

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by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

So, Belt is no longer a prospect?

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by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Once you play in MLB probably not

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder what determines it. Belt had 209 PA vs. Anthony Rizzo’s 153 and Rizzo is on the list.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Was Trout on there?

Harper number 1?

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by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

They haven’t reached number 1 yet.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Trout is number 3.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

So, I am confused as to why Belt is not on the list then.

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by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe 200 PA is the cut off?

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Harper #1

Who’s #2?

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yu

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, fuck those lame ass rules.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d take Trout or Harper over Yu.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

me too

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't...

Don’t Yu want me…

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Matt Moore

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

wtf

I would almost certainly take Trout and Harper over Moore.

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Harper won’t be on the opening day roster for WSH. Will Trout be for LAA? I wonder if that has something to do with it. Matt Moore will be on the TB opening day roster.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Harper won't be on the opening day roster

but he’ll be pretty darn close

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Trout may not be either. Bourjos, Wells, Hunter.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

lol Wells

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

iknorite?

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

MLB.com acts like he'll break camp with the team.

They also think Brown will be with the Giants before the end of next season.

Hype machine, etc. etc.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

he really shouldn't

dude is 19 and he had a .720 OPS in AA last year.

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

If they signed Fielder I could see them pulling that stunt to sell tickets, but the kid needs more time.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

plus

i don’t think you want him hitting FA at 25 after you wasted two of his cheap years on mediocre performance at 19/20

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Also a very good point.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Harper’s main issue is his maturity. He can’t be blowing kisses if he homers vs. Roy Halladay.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I was at the game where Lastings Milledge tied the game

in the 9th vs the Giants with his first ML homer in the 9th and high-fived fans on the way out to the field for the tenth. I thought it was cute (though he got blasted for it), but it’s a one-time deal. You can’t be doing that for HRs 2-whatever.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 25, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Harper is number 2.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Hector sanchez

number 1

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by operation carrot on Jan 25, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

DAMAGED GOODS

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

30 teams, 100 prospects, two Giants

at the bottom of their respective halves of the list.

Awesome.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 25, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a snapshot in time

The snapshot comes right after graduating 3 former top 10 prospects in 2 years. (Posey, Belt, Bumgarner).

Nothing to be ashamed of, really.

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by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I suppose that's true.

he admitted grudgingly.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 25, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

wut

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Almost just one!

Though jctGamer makes a fair point.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 25, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

HOLY CRAP
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Dustin Richardson has been suspended 50 games for testing positive for five different PEDs. The Hall of Fame has already asked for his liver

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by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 7:09 PM PST reply actions  

I thought it was a great punchline.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

If any of you have friends who have season tickets

and paid early, tickets are on sale for opening day tomorrow morning. You can try and get a pair.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:13 PM PST reply actions  

well played

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants must think the Wilson gnome game will be in high demand:

By meeting the Early Bird payment deadline, you have the chance to purchase up to a maximum of two (2) tickets, in any combination for either Opening Day, Friday, April 13th or Sunday, May 20th versus Oakland with the much-talked-about Brian Wilson Gnome as the giveaway at the gate that day!* *(Quantities for this gate promotion are limited to the first 20,000 fans. You are not guaranteed to receive the item.)

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Seattle

so, I’m willing to do some of the leg work on this, but I’d like suggestions on how to pull it together. Or, we can all just randomly be there or not.

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 7:26 PM PST reply actions  

yeah, I'm sorry, I need to get on that

I think our best bet is to pick one of the three games as an official “Hey Seattleites, go here” day, and then maybe set up a dinner for folks in town otherwise. Then we can see about ticket packages?

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 25, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t Seattle one of the places that the Giants usually have one of their group travel packaged trip dealies?

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by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

the tickets is the part I’m not sure about how to arrange. I looked on the M’s site, and they have the typical 25 minimum. Not sure how to get the funds paid even if they would accommodate us.

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

If you get 25 people who confirm, you can set up a Pay Pal account and use that to pay off the tickets on your credit card. But getting 25 people to confirm is the issue.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

or just do this
http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/sf/ticketing/vacations.jsp#tab2

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by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s for some deep pockets

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

25 people sounds like too much to expect. Plus, I’m not willing to be in the $$ loop for that much money. Ideally, if we got enough seriously interested people (or, nerbs), maybe they would hold a block for people to call in and pay for individually?

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds like a fanpost/shot is needed

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

how many tickets do they even sell, I mean are they selling out games? what if you just arbitrarily pick, say, left field bleachers section xxx and tell everybody to buy tickets in that section?

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by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

guess that could be a backup plan

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

which do I do—fanpost or fanshot?

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

do a fanpost, nobody reads fanshots. Fanshots only appearing on the main page kinda lowers their readership.

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by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d fanpost it, since I feel like fanshots don’t get read.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

In after Merope.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

ok

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

where is this “section xxx”?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah well with this group… it’s either code for hootch, or hootchy-kootchy

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by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

now that is very good to know

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

ask TL2

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

My nephew is getting married in Portland on that Saturday (the 15th), so I’ll be in the area(ish), but obviously won’t be going on that day. I am planning on trying to get up there on Friday or Sunday for a game though.

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Oops, the 16th.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 25, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh here we go
Henry Schulman @hankschulman Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
LY in majors, hitters were .225/.265/.341 (.606 OPS) after 0-1 count, .272/.383/.438 (.821 OPS) after 1-0. Seeing pitches is important….

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… but laying off a hitable, first-pitch strike in the name of seeing pitches seems counterproductive. G’s try to teach that.

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by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 7:29 PM PST reply actions  

BAHAHAHA

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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Henry Schulman @hankschulman Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
FACTS….

Henry Schulman @hankschulman Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
… but feelings! G’s try to teach that.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 25, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Henry Schulman @hankschulman Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
First-pitch swing OPS = .859, compared to .606 after 0-1 count. RT @liesandperfidy: you’d have to compare 0-1 to first-pitch swinging

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by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

second half of my tweet:
@hankschulman and even that wouldn’t be a correct comparison; I guess you’d have to factor in the odds of a first pitch strike.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 25, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

DId you guys get my tweets?

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by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

yarp

Well, I did. Can’t speak for Hank.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 25, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I assume Hank means First-Pitch PUT IN PLAY

which is very different from first pitch swing. First pitch swing includes foul and whiff. Both of which contributes to the 0-1 count and subsequent .606.

If including that .606 a majority of the time still leads to OPS of .859, then hitters should ALWAYS swing at the first pitch. Your result can only be worse after that!

Which I don’t think is correct.

So to recap, if you have the ability to put the ball in play 100% of the time, yes, first pitch swinging is cool.

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by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, there’s a huge selection bias here because hitters usually don’t swing on the first pitch unless it’s something they think that they can absolutely crush.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Glad to see someone covered this before I got back from dinner.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I was actually timing it very close. I saw you finish and hastened to type my response.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Ceiling cat, is that you?

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: I'm watching The Big Bang Theory for the first time

I haven’t even cracked a smile yet. How is it so popular?

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 25, 2012 7:37 PM PST reply actions  

It's CBS

You could ask that question about every single one of their shows

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by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we have a fan of 60 Minutes here.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS GUY

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

No, that's SFGuy

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I meant scripted shows

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by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

CSI isn’t bad.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

But it's definitely gone downhill.

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by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Their shelf life is probably near the end.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it has been like 12 years

And the guy who plays Nick is like the only cast member who has been a regular cast member the whole way through and lasted

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

This is what is killing it for me,

The original cast all being gone and them trying to replace them. Ted Danson is not doing it for me.

Plus the reasons they leave are pretty stupid.

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by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll admit. I haven’t seen one this season.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

It's been meh.

And Catherine leaving is making it more meh. Although Eckley’s daughter is proving to be a good character.

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by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

No more Marg Helgenberger? Time to schettino.

by non sequitur on Jan 25, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess it's a matter of taste

I don’t like that show, either But I also didn’t find Parks and Rec funny or interesting the two times I watched it.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Were they from Season 1?

Because that season wasn’t that funny.

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by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

kinkur

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Recently

Like a couple episodes the past 2-3 months. I didn’t think it was funny and thought the acting was pretty bad.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

now you’re just stirring up trouble

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Really

i don’t give a shit. I don’t like it and I don’t have to like it.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

down and give us 20

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m closer to this line than the other one.

by Hyoton on Jan 25, 2012 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a fan. It feels like it was written for people to laugh at nerds, as opposed to other shows (like Community for example) where nerdy writers make jokes for nerds to laugh at

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s terrible how they deliver their lines

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the acting is pretty bad.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

If you think CSI isn't bad

And you criticize the acting on Parks and Rec, then we have a very different definition of what good acting is

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by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I just think Parks and Rec is overacting.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

BTW, I am not talking about CSI Miami, either.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

All CSIs are awful

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by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

The original is good.

In it’s heyday it was probably one of the best shows on.

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by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Procedural network shows don't do it for me

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by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

i think the last episode i watched regularly

was the quentin tarantino one where nick got buried alive

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

i mean the last one i watched when i watched regularly

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

anyone watch Southland?

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I do. I really like it.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

ben mckenzie!

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

And how.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t watch it, but the caps of him in the cop uniform are enough to make me want to!

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, he is hot. His partner (played my Michael Cudlitz) is, too.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

That should read “played by.” Weird Freudian slip, there.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

On AfterElton they call them Officer Twink and CuddlyBear, respectively

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha! That’s awesome.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Cudlitz seems galoot-y.

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

He is. The crusty-but-lovable cop who’s seen it all.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I like Regina

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

soft, but hard, all at the same time.

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly, I like all of the leads. It’s just a damn good show.

Too bad I can’t watch this season because I canceled my cable. Alas.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

protip—download episodes from filestube. syntax to zero in is like this:
Southland s01e01 720p
where s01 is season 1, and e01 is episode 1. Of course, how you end up watching it depends on your gear.
(Since you’re in the media, maybe you have issues with pirating, perhaps?)

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Not really. It’s how I get my adult documentaries.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

“Documentaries”?

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

The term my friends and I use.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Home Runs and the Western Suns!

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Awww. The tale of PtB and Huff.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes I think about them up there in their house in Marin. And I know the world is gonna be okay.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you read the no wives AU one with Vogelsong and Stewart? Surprisingly awesome

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. Spectacular. I wasn’t sold on the pairing when he first mentioned it, but the story turned out to be great.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I still love that Vogelsong/Schierholtz one-shot from a while back.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much everything that author does is great.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

“Adult?”

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Det. Lydia Adams is her character, actually

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

And that guy who was on Band of Brothers!

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

same here.

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

David Caruso is awful. I guess the Miami one.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

In your opinion

In mine, Parks and Rec is awful

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Can't deny that CSI was/is a highly rated CBS show

Honestly, Parks and Rec is really the only network show I watch these days.

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by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Person of Interest sounds interesting but aren’t they canceling that?

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

i thought person of interest was the #1 new drama or something

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number one new drama on cbs starring former LOST cast members

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by operation carrot on Jan 25, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

and Jesus

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

They claim they have the #1 everything.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

They are more like a #2 AMIRITE

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by Natto on Jan 25, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

POI is decent. Weird, but interesting at the same time.

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 25, 2012 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

my parents watch it

but CBS is kind of a “my parents watch it” network

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

i watched NCIS last night

lol

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Simmons has been joking recently

About how when he watches games on CBS he laughs to himself during the promos for their crappy shows because he imagines his dad happily DVRing it.

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by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I just think networks are really limited in what they can do

They’re trying to appeal to as broad a fanbase as possible.

This just leads to bland, formulaic shows and even ones with potential are noted to death by execs.

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by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

weird

i can’t say i’ve ever had an issue with anyone’s acting on the show other than aziz ansari a few times.

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess it’s just not my taste at all.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

The gf and I

are not big fans of Rashida Jones’s work on that show.

More to the point, though, is that the idea of comparing performances in a broad comedy with those of a police procedural on a 1-to-1 basis is as silly as ignoring park factors while comparing, say, Coors Field stats and Petco stats.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 25, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

She is so beautiful, though.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 25, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Cute as a button up shirt!

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 25, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

had no idea she was on The Office until this week

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, for like 2 or so seasons, Jim’s love interest

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

who’s love interest is she not:)

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

ANN PERKINS!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Aziz Ansari makes this face all the time :D

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 25, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed!

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 25, 2012 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

haha i love it when he makes this face

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s because it reverses.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The movement of his eyes tipped me off. Not much that can be done about that, though.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

HIZ EYEZ!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a show about nerds with nerds by people who have never met nerds

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by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it depends on the nerds. We like BBT. Some episodes are good some are pretty meh. The more the female characters are involved the less funny it seems to be. The Mr. went to school, and works with people who are like Sheldon and Leonard. So… it might depend on what nerds you associate with and how old they are.

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by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

This has been my philosophy for the show and it's helped me enjoy it more

Though sometimes it does border on insulting.

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by scout6 on Jan 25, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard it once referred to as that “Nerd Minstrel Show” which seemed way overly harsh to me, but I agree with the general idea.

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I thought that the point with nerds is that they are un-meetable

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

exactly

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

For people who have never met nerds.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I LOL'd

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no idea, not a big fan

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nerdsploitation

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C.R.E.A.M.
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I think ive found my dream job

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ROFL’ing

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Those grant meetings must be a riot.

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ROAD TRIP BBQ

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Oddly, a friend and I will be in Cairo next Saturday. I doubt it’s an epicenter of the barbecue world.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

omg Cairo

wait, i just realized you probably don’t mean Cairo, Egypt.
or do you!?

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I HAD BOILED PEANUTS FOR BREAKFAST FROM CAIRO, GEORGIA

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Even better! Cairo, Illinois!

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

that was my second guess

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Sure isn’t Miguel Cairo.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

wow, on assignment?

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

No. It’s an extension of a road trip we planned so we could visit a map and globe store in West Tennessee.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

cool.

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

what’s the name of the store?

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Murray Hudson Antiquarian Books, Maps, Prints and Globes in beautiful downtown Halls, Tennessee.

Celebrating 60 years of NBC News Today, January 14, 1952 - January 14, 2012

by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

are you familiar with David Rumsey’s site?

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasn’t. But it looks interesting.

Celebrating 60 years of NBC News Today, January 14, 1952 - January 14, 2012

by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s easy to get lost on there.

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

What you did there, I saw it.

Celebrating 60 years of NBC News Today, January 14, 1952 - January 14, 2012

by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

whatever I did is lost on me!

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s easy to get lost on a map website.

Celebrating 60 years of NBC News Today, January 14, 1952 - January 14, 2012

by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

/pats self on back

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I do love me some maps.
The Road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the Road has gone,
And I must follow, if I can,
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger way
Where many paths and errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 25, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a difficult time even getting rid of AAA maps

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Currently framed and adorning my living room walls

I have
a 1954 pre-interstate National Geographic map of California covered in little factoids with inset close-ups of The Bay, SF, LA, SD, and Yosemite
a map of the Chicago Loop from a very strange forced perspective
and
a 3′×5′ building-by-building map of Manhattan below 68th Street.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 25, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

We have a framed map of Yosemite. I used to have a middle earth one, I wonder what happened to it….

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by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve got a poster of Band of Brothers, one of the Pacific, a map of the world, and a map of the Iberian peninsula. No pictures aside from me and my maternal grandmother.

My place must’ve looked really odd with absolutely nothing adorning it for the first year I was here.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

well most of the downstairs is giants stuff from 2010. one of Natto’s prints, and then we took the orange and black signs they passed out during the playoffs and framed them with our tickets, so there’s a “Fear the beard” a “K” and a “Beat Texas” on the walls.

Most of the other stuff we have up are enlarged to poster size pictures from hiking trips we’ve taken.

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by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I still have the sports pages from the playoff run. I really ought to find a frame store in town.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

In my living room...

A 1927 map of the Eastern and Western Hemispheres

A five-foot-long physical map of Tennessee

An aeronautical chart of the Pacific Coast

A large U.S. map I made, broken into the four contiguous time zones, in a color scheme that compliments the room

And there are a ton more in the other rooms.

Celebrating 60 years of NBC News Today, January 14, 1952 - January 14, 2012

by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I made a map once

13.4mb PDF

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice. Wish I knew how to work fancy computer-type maps. The ones I make are always paper.

Celebrating 60 years of NBC News Today, January 14, 1952 - January 14, 2012

by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s data from GIS fed into an illustrator program called MapPublisher. All that takes a helluva lot of time to learn, for sure. I’m a little intimidated for when I pick it back up because it’s been so long.

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I really need to consider getting my GIS certificate

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

It sounds like something that might be moderately useful in my next big project: plotting the signal footprints of all of Tennessee’s public radio stations on a 1:500,000-scale.

Celebrating 60 years of NBC News Today, January 14, 1952 - January 14, 2012

by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

oh... my... god...

that is fucking sweet

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I use that U.S. map (and the clocks above it) as the background for Skype conversations. Makes it look all newsy.

Celebrating 60 years of NBC News Today, January 14, 1952 - January 14, 2012

by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Very interesting, and clever. The maps you mentioned is they exact way i kinda want my apartment to be like…. along with whatever my girlfriend wants with pictures and stuff..

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Heehee.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Period documentaries!

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Genius.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 25, 2012 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s just amazing what people have put to print over the years

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a framed map of 1898 San Francisco

No bridges! Ferries everywhere!

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus 1500/1600s era maps of the United States, California, Florida, and the Caribbean

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not big on very old maps, but I can understand the aesthetic value. The appreciation for those older maps grows as I get older.

Celebrating 60 years of NBC News Today, January 14, 1952 - January 14, 2012

by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

My parents collect really old maps so most of those are gifts from them.

The one of 1898 SF was one I bought myself so it is the one I am most proud of though it is by far the least valuable.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I decoupaged an ugly Ikea end table

with a souvenir faux-aged pirate map of the Caribbean.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 25, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s a map on p2-4 that people seemed to like; more of a delineation overlay than a map, perhaps. Of course, I have a special fondness for that area because of the ’stick
4.6mb PDF

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Whatcha doing there?

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never been to Illinois, so we’re going to go.

Celebrating 60 years of NBC News Today, January 14, 1952 - January 14, 2012

by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, what is it?

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Jan 25, 2012 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL. Red Wings Coach response to losing 7-2 tonight, right before the All-Star break
Ansar Khan @AnsarKhanMLive
Wings’ Babcock: "I’m not going to look at the video of this at all, I’m going to go out and drink, actually, is what I’m going to do.’

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 7:43 PM PST reply actions  

MLB Network shows an update with a report of Jeff Keppinger reportedly signing with the Rays. I think they showed Keppinger’s only hit as a Giant.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 8:01 PM PST reply actions  

But not our fantastic promo?

Celebrating 60 years of NBC News Today, January 14, 1952 - January 14, 2012

by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

That was burned by CSN

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm sorry, but this is just fantastic

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 8:02 PM PST reply actions  

Literally hit home

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

how do you guys find this stuff?

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I am the internet

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Gary Brown
Chris Haft / MLB.com

“This guy’s a true shutdown center fielder,” (Andy)Skeels[manager of SJ Giants] said. “One thing that he does better than anybody I’ve ever seen in center field is charge the ball and get rid of it in a hurry. And it’s not just getting it back into the infield. This kid can throw. He throws head-high darts, and right on the bag. He’s incredibly accurate. He’s a true weapon defensively, and especially throwing the ball. There aren’t a whole lot of center fielders who have that ability.”

Playing his first full professional season after San Francisco drafted him in the first round (24th overall) of the 2010 First-Year Player Draft, Brown batted .336 and captured the California League’s Rookie of the Year honors. He led the league with 188 hits and 13 triples while finishing second with 53 stolen bases.

Brown compiled these numbers despite enduring a prolonged midseason slump.

“The one thing that really encouraged me, and I’m sure it encouraged a lot of other people in our organization, is to see him get challenged and get beat — to make the adjustment coming out of that series of games that we had for about three weeks, and then to just dominate the second half the way he did,” Skeels said.

A right-handed batter, Brown finally slowed down during the offseason, as exhaustion and a respiratory infection limited him to 11 games and a .220 batting average for Scottsdale in the Arizona Fall League. He’ll be among the 25 non-roster invitees to big league Spring Training camp next month.

Link

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 25, 2012 8:08 PM PST reply actions  

Oh, a really long block quote.

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Jan 25, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a loooooonngggg quote

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

the Pirates Braves game... just a guess

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Where were you during that time?

This GIF has been posted a ton of times.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 25, 2012 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, i’ve been absent since basically last March, i’ve been around here and there

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, I did not know this.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 25, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

all good. trying to slowly get myself back into thangs

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

like crystal meth and unprotected sex.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 25, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

What do you think of the new #20 ranking?

think we keep that after road games at BYU and Gonzaga?

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 25, 2012 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Biggest test in the last few years, in my opinion

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

how bout you?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

/go Aztecs

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

that's fine and everything, but WCC>Mountain West

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

well, sure, you stole BYU from us

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, you should probably get some more competition :D

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Mountain Mehst now

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 25, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

i think it's going to rough to keep that ranking

If they can go out on the road and take 1 of 2 I think they stay around #24-25 with the winner leap frogging to 21.

If they take both games, not only will I be impressed, but the team is going to be ranked in the high teens. I really don’t like the Gaels ability (or inability) to focus on weaker opponents and get it done. They scared me against Santa Clara, but delighted me againt Gonzaga.

They just need to focus on just assassinating with cold efficiency and not let bad teams hang out for so long.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 25, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

i’ll be definitely happy with 1 of 2, they absolutely dominated both teams at home which is making me feel pretty comfortable.

No doubt, if they take both games, they go up in the rankings to like, #15. They play to the level of competition, and i was at that Santa Clara game, it was just nobody was taking advantage, the game was there for the taking.

Yup, that’s the nasty habit they have to get over

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

That habit is the difference between going to the dance and actually getting to the sweet 16 again. This team is so much more balanced than it used to be when it was Samhan and a bunch of Aussies orbiting around Samhan. This is the 1st time I’ve seen them as not being a one trick pony type of a team, which (for most years) was a perimeter shoothing 3 point team.

Then again, that same 3 point perimeter team beat Gonzaga at home when Turiaf was beasting the WCC while I was a student. So I guess I’m kind of used to them just not showing up to some games, and getting on crazy rolls in others.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 25, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

SO much more balanced, they’re playing better defense than they’ve ever played. They’re more than a perimeter team now which is definitely encouraging.

Yea, now all the sudden they’re showing up in most games, and if not the whole game, when it counts.

I saw Delly’s parents at that game too

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

oh yeah

they have been here for awhile now! What huge game he had in front of them against Gonzaga at home. Huge.

You saw them? sat next to them? Delly’s sister (i think?) looked incredible. Damn Aussies.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 25, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

The guy is just money, so under control, might be the best PG in the conference, makes great passes, shoots. He’s a slower/less athletic version of Patty Mills, with better passing skills.

Yea, i saw them leaving the Leavey center, i MUST look up Delly’s sister

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I do like Foster

he’s pretty damn decent.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 25, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

suspended indefinitely

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

what happened to him?

grades? drugs? played justin bieber in the locker room?

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 25, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

drinking and driving

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

it's in Santa Clara

where could you possible be going?

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 25, 2012 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly! Plus, GET A FUCKING TAXI

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

you are the biggest star at Santa Clara. Get one of your groupies to be the DD.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 25, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

for real!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

taller than Mills so doesn’t need to be AS quick. Patty Mills was insane at the fastbreak pressure though. Although some of that pressure seems to just be Randy’s system.

Yes, you need to. CSNCA had some pictures of all of them. I really hope she’s at least 18 so I feel like less of a perv.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 25, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup, that’s what made Patty special, plus he had incredible touch on his shot. Delly’s a ton more durable.

I’ll do that right now!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

wanna know a crazy stat?

9th in the country in Assists, 28th in defense pts per game

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

that's insane

the defense pts mainly, they have always had a nutty selflessness with the ball. Teams that play them HAVE to play loose defense to keep them in check.

It may become a problem in the tourney when teams start getting big AND athletic.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

And the only team to have done that really is Baylor. Who are a very good defensive team.

But we don’t got to worry about the tourney yet, who knows how Waldow will do

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

forward thinking

but after that loss in the sweet 16 I’ve been spoiled to thinking they are a dark horse elite 8 team.

They need a new stadium. McKeon is just too small.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 25, 2012 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

This year though, they got away from their game plan on offense because of Baylors defense.

ha, BUILD UP, it’s one of the oldest gyms in the conference i believe

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

they have to do something

whats the capacity? 3500? Either build a new one with a parking structure on campus or build one in walnut creek and play there with buses for students.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 25, 2012 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

yup

Wonder how much money they got to work with, plus i highly doubt Moraga wants something like that, haha, can you imagine wanting a place that could seat, up to 7,8,9,10 thousand? wouldn’t fit in Moraga.

WC would be nice, but seriously, that is one of the best basketball experiences in the bay

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

haha yeah

Moraga would require a lot of greasing the local government, almost to a point of not being worth it. Hell they barely let us have a 3 story science building. We had to go buy them a new fire truck that had a long enough ladder.

Moraga is just too much of a bottleneck for more people. It SUCKS driving in there for any event unless you know the few back ways the locals know.

Walnut creek i think they could do. There is space, the community is Gael country with bars and nightclubs and enough police to handle the extra problems. Also, it’s right at 24 and 680 so traffic is dispersed so much more easily.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 25, 2012 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

you sure that's his sister?

and plus she looks YOUNG

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Is she blonde?

If so then maybe? She posed with the whole family so I’d imagine so.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 25, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

YUP, she is

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

got a link?

I’m curious how much of a pedo I am

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 25, 2012 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.smcgaels.com/ViewArticle.dbml?SPSID=101619&SPID=12536&DB_LANG=C&ATCLID=205367423&DB_OEM_ID=21400

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

she's more brunette

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

she does look young, not crazy young, but young. I don’t feel as bad now because she is damn pretty. Curse those aussie accents too.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 25, 2012 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Aha. That’s why you’d never seen my weather maps before. Gotcha.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

pretty much! Very new to me, and loved it

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Then you need this.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Colorado is ‘H.’

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 25, 2012 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

/bookmarked

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

You gonna watch the Warriors screw up again tonight?

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

yea, i'm watching

bench unit>Starters I’d rather see Jeremy Tyler than Biedrins

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Biedrins

has to be one of the most worthless bigs I have seen in awhile. He just seems like a shell of a player out there.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 25, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Are the warriors the only team that would have him on a roster?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Who did the Warriors use their amnesty on?

why was it not Biedrins? And yes, I’d say so. He just looks mechanical out there, gets rattled easily, no killer instinct.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 25, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Charlie Bell

Should’ve done it with Biedrins of course, but, it’s the warriors so i expect nothing less

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Clowns of the bay area

seriously, didn’t Bell have one more year left or something? I can understand maybe from a PR standpoint as Bell is a gigantic idiot (who shows up DRUNK to their own DUI court case? Seriously?) but I dont see why they could amnesty Biedrins and cut Bell.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 25, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

They're just idiots basically

yes, that is Charlie Bell. Because they felt they had something left in Beans

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

should have seen it coming

a guy nicknamed beans stinks mightily.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 25, 2012 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve posted a lot longer ones.

Some people don’t like to click on the links, so I try to post what I think is the most important information.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 25, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Namely, all of it.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s cute, but it’s more like a 1/4th.

You seem to have a strong problem with me doing it. I wonder why that is. I mean, if they are an eyesore, you can just click on the subject line and make it go away.

I guess I could stop doing it from now on.

I like coming here and reading news that other people post on the Giants. I like to in turn contribute to that.

Please tell me why you have problem with it.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 25, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, no point in rehashing an old debate.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

What debate?

All you’ve done is insult me on this issue. Not once did you explain yourself.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 25, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, ok then.

In this case, I was mostly joking.

That said, you do seem to have a habit of posting huge blocks of block quoted text. People linking to outside articles is awesome, because it provides a topic of conversation. But if you’re going to post more than a few judicious, choice selections, it might be better to provide just the link.

Posting a huge wall of text isn’t necessarily helpful for inspiring dialogue, because it’s basically like highlighting an entire page. (It always amused me when people would do this in middle school—literally the entire page minus one or two sentences would be highlighted.) What exactly am I supposed to focus on?

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I due post more block quotes than the average user, but never have I posted complete articles. I also have posted very large block quotes before, but rarely have I ever done that.

I prefer using blockquotes because it’s an efficient of conveying information. I think it’s a great way to start a discussion.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 25, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

efficient way

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 25, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I like them.

Just my 2 cents

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Again, I have no problem with key bits or pieces being highlighted. If I’m intrigued enough to read the full article, I’m more than happy to click through (and give page hits to the original author!). The ol’ hit ’em over the head with the block of text tactic is off-putting though.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially when they are chain-posted.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The ol’ hit ’em over the head with the block of text tactic is off-putting though

What the heck are you talking about?

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 25, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Walls of text.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I also have posted very large block quotes before, but rarely have I ever done that.

I don’t know about that.

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by Natto on Jan 25, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember only a couple times posting very large block quotes. The Barry Bonds Jeff Kent fight being one, and a couple of the “greenies” ones.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 25, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, you have known compatibility issues. And you’re not Grant.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

/flashes secret signal

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

/flashes secret sign

Hey, wait a second.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s better than all the annoying animated gif’s

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Counterpoint

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 10:18 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I bet the dude in front ripped a long fart right in the middle of this.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Hah!

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Im not sure why people hate your block quotes

I actually appreciate it
Its stuff i wouldn’t have read other wise and its there for me without having to click the link

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by operation carrot on Jan 25, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

:(
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by DFARowand on Jan 25, 2012 8:10 PM PST reply actions  

Brown's rated what? 50 something?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The article I just linked to says 48th.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 25, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

literally just read it about a half hour ago

/short term

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 25, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Great news.

/sarcasm

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 25, 2012 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

it really does hit home

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jan 25, 2012 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

/news van bursts into living room

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this gonna become a thing?

I kinda hope it’s a thing.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 25, 2012 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

When they say “breaking news” they aren’t kidding!

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by Merope on Jan 25, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to say, it’s a winner in my book.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re writing a book, too?

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by son of ggf on Jan 25, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Informally. But it’s a biography of Dave Garroway. I guess I need to start working on that pretty soon.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

He isn’t going anywhere any time soon.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m more worried about the loss of first-person sources.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 25, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah. That would be a problem.

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by speckops on Jan 25, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

MAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYMAYYYYYYYYYY

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 25, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not so worried

I think Todrow sees something that he didn’t like.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 25, 2012 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

the year lincecum leaves

will be the year wheeler begins to dominate the majors

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by operation carrot on Jan 25, 2012 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t make me feel depressed.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 25, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I like how

my local supermarket raises the MSRP and “lowers” the prices that are 5 to 10% higher than the old prices

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 9:49 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

also

the kids juice that has 50% less sugar because it’s diluted with water.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 9:52 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Holy shit

I might actually go to sleep before midnight tonight.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 25, 2012 9:51 PM PST reply actions  

I need to study for this Bio mid-term, but I’m dying.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 25, 2012 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Really makes me realizes how much I didn’t take high school seriously at all.

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"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 25, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Quitter.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I am still in a meeting. That started at 6 PM.

DYING

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Good thing

the Sharks aren’t playing

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by CalBear949 on Jan 25, 2012 9:59 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

wtf bro

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I know. I need way more caffeine for this.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 25, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

If I were you

I’d keep 5-hours in my desk drawer.

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I just got myself a 20 ounce Latte with an extra shot. LEHSSSSGO!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 25, 2012 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

lol 30 minutes after pronouncing imminent bedtime

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by Solidarity on Jan 25, 2012 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

If I study more tonight I can play volleyball tomorrow.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 25, 2012 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Gallo is much improved, and I am delighted

So delighted that I made him food for the next three days of work, as well as dinner for tonight. First time I can remember doing that in quite some time. My prospective date has texted me quite a bit over the course of the evening, buoying my spirits on that front even as I took delight in dicing vegetables and simmering odds and ends. Good day, all told. I also squared one up at work and basically turned a guy’s life around.

And then there was the fine conversation of this thread and the previous. It is so rare to have perfect days; y’all were a part of this one. My good feelings are shared.

And, hey, that Grant fellow writes a mean article or two about baseball.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 25, 2012 10:59 PM PST reply actions  

Awesome to hear!!

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by jponry on Jan 25, 2012 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Good

Tell him we’re all thinking about him and praying for him.

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by SFGuy on Jan 25, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

so cool

I hope we can go to a game this summer.

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by son of ggf on Jan 26, 2012 12:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Fucked around

Got a triple-double.

11 01 10
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 26, 2012 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Bueno

Good to hear this about Gallo.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 26, 2012 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I love that I have to get up tomorrow at 6

and havn’t been able to fall asleep yet

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by operation carrot on Jan 26, 2012 1:38 AM PST reply actions  

what the fuck

my neighbor is fucking stumbling around his back yard with one of those 1,000,000 candle flashlight things

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by operation carrot on Jan 26, 2012 1:48 AM PST up reply actions  

This has been a weird night

my other neighbors fought all night
my dogs wont stop barking
and now this shit
he keeps shining the light at the ground and searching all around
I think he is looking for something

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by operation carrot on Jan 26, 2012 1:51 AM PST up reply actions  

oh man

I think he saw me

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by operation carrot on Jan 26, 2012 1:51 AM PST up reply actions  

NOT ANY MORE

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 26, 2012 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

so that's where everyone went

Open Music Thread

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by son of ggf on Jan 26, 2012 8:36 AM PST reply actions  

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