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After spending hundreds and hundreds of hours watching a Giants team that can't score, I feel I've earned the right to throw my arms out and beg the universe to stop the Giants from scoring for one more day.

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It's handegg time!

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 9:09 AM PST reply actions  

LOL 49ERS

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 22, 2012 9:10 AM PST reply actions  

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

http://t.co/ElcYRzVX

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 22, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

YES

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jan 22, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

It was just a matter of time…

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 22, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice Incase case

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 22, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Finally, a jersey from a team that is likable!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 22, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

It looks like a hostage video

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Jan 22, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

In a way, it is.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 22, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

It is a hostage pic. All it needs is the newspaper.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jan 22, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL MIDDLE SCHOOL

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

49ERS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 9:11 AM PST reply actions  

49ERS

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 22, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

BEAT LA

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

So who are you rooting for in the AFC game?

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 9:16 AM PST reply actions  

the russian satellites.

At the rate I’m going I won’t see much of it, I’m glad the 9er game is this afternoon; I still have to go to the store and the gym.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 22, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Ravens

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jan 22, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m in this line for two reasons, fuck the Pats, and it was close against the Ravens last time so I’m confident we can have a chance.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the 49ers would have an easier time against the Pats TBH

but fuck the pats.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jan 22, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

They’re a wildcard so I’m kind of scared.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

In the sense that we haven’t played them, so for all I know Brady could come out and torch us.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah.

Gotcha.

I asked this last week, but… doesn’t it seem like there have been an inordinate number of rematches in this year’s playoffs?

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 22, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Ravens

Ed Reed needs a ring.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 22, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Mike Piazza

At halftime of Knicks game last night when asked “most impressive pitcher he ever caught.” Replied, “Armando Benitez!”

Proud owner of over 20,000 comments. (most of them in the wrong place) Oh yeah, and Buster Posey

by rxmeister on Jan 22, 2012 9:18 AM PST reply actions  

He looks like an oompa loompa now.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

did anybody ask him to define "impressive’?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 22, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Impressive: defined as one doing his job

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Someone should ask him his opinion on Guillermo Mota.

by kaliber on Jan 22, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it me...

Or are NYG fans WAY too overconfident playing us? Every NYG fan seem to think they’re going to run us out of the building…

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 9:31 AM PST reply actions  

I think people still think the 49ers success is some sort of mirage. I like it that way, frankly.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 22, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I like it too. Shock the world.

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

exact. ly.

This has been one of their many weapons this season: public doubt. Vernon said it last week. It was “us against no, us against can’t”, and it still is.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jan 22, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I even think it’s some kind of mirage! Let the mirage continue!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 22, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

The Giants are peaking at the right time. Most people think they have momentum. And as my dickbag fuckface Giants fan friend says, “They’re 4-0 in NFC Championship games.”

by Every6thDay on Jan 22, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

weren’t the saints supposed to be peaking at the right time too?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

The Giants have a more recent history of flopping for 2/3 of the season but then turning it on at the end and making a deep run???

by Every6thDay on Jan 22, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

That one time!

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 22, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Though the funny thing is that the Giants and Niners have won the exact same # of games in a row. So who is really the hottest team? The Giants have just done it in a way that got them more media exposure.

by sycasey on Jan 22, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

"They’re 4-0 in NFC Championship games."

Is not good shit-talk to a franchise that is 5-0 in the next round.

One for the thumb, bitch.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 22, 2012 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

So how’s the weather looking? On doppler I see blobs of green over SF… but then again there is green over Sac and it’s not raining here…. yet.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 22, 2012 9:31 AM PST reply actions  

I’m looking forward to a muddy muddy game, and if we’re lucky lots of snow in NE. I like watching weather games.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 22, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree.

Weather games are the best!

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

At least for football sports…baseball not so much.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 22, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

True.

Watching a muddy game or a rainy game, or a snowy game is great in football.

Baseball is a perfect weather type game. Like a picnic. Needs sunshine to be at its best.

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

When I could play soccer I looked forward to rainy games … makes slide tackling so much more fun.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 22, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Totally.

Here I come, mud puddle!

KERSPLOOSH

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 22, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Larry Krueger just said that it’s raining in SF now.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 22, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

BEAT NY

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 9:33 AM PST reply actions  

House money

If you do lose, just let it not be because of something stupid.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 22, 2012 9:35 AM PST reply actions  

The special 21 page Championship Game section in the Chronicle was like 10 pages of articles and 11 pages of ads. :\

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 9:40 AM PST reply actions  

lol papers

ugh

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jan 22, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

actually, to be more exact

there was one Eli and Alex article that was spread out over 3 half pages.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

NINERS!

/fuck yeah

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by son of ggf on Jan 22, 2012 9:40 AM PST reply actions  

The rain.

Who does it favor?

I say us.

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 9:43 AM PST reply actions  

It does hurt a little more to get laid into when you’re cold and wet.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a feeling that too much is being made of the weather

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by son of ggf on Jan 22, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Probably, I did hear somewhere that Eli apparently has the best QB rating of anyone in rain. SSS I hope.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Disagree. It hurts a lot more when it's dry.

What?

Oh, laid into

Never mind.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 22, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

/golfclap

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by Kestrel76 on Jan 22, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

As soon as I hit post I realized I was probably going to get a TWSS.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

TWSB16S

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that WTAWTAM beat Johnny Disaster to the punch

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by son of ggf on Jan 22, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Well played, sir.

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

JMWMVPSB16

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

WN16

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I stopped reading after the 9th word.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Niners

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 22, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

French Toast and big bacon sure sounds good about now.

and coffee.

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by son of ggf on Jan 22, 2012 9:48 AM PST reply actions  

i had a belgian waffle and bacon.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I had coffee and a pastry from Lunardi's

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 22, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

my fav grocery store

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by son of ggf on Jan 22, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Cereal.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Kashi GoLean with wheat germ, walnuts, and cinnamon

Breakfast of champions. Every morning. Yum.

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Jan 22, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Coffee FTW

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Farmer John Bacon
scrambled eggs (with a touch of cream)
Pancakes
coffee with cream

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jan 22, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

A little slow going this morning – still working my way up to making my latte with raisin cinnamon bread.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Fresh-made spicy lamb sausage and duck eggs. And coffee.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 22, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Every NY writer picked the Giants today. The only one who didn’t is the guy that covers the Jets!

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by rxmeister on Jan 22, 2012 9:49 AM PST reply actions  

An ode to disappointment, for those of us too young to remember the glory days

http://mercniners.blogspot.com/2012/01/heres-to-disappointment.html

read it just because I link to brett favre’s face.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jan 22, 2012 9:53 AM PST reply actions  

RUSH

err, I meant go ’9ers

by Bar None on Jan 22, 2012 9:55 AM PST reply actions  

BYGORE the Raindog!

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Jan 22, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Who's got it better than us?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 22, 2012 9:57 AM PST reply actions  

nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jan 22, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

fine, I'll finish it then

BODYYYYYYYYY

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jan 22, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Get back to me in a few hours.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Who blinded the cyclops?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 22, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Odysseus is better than us?

:(

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jan 22, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude was the definition of epic

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by speckops on Jan 22, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

FUCK

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 22, 2012 9:58 AM PST reply actions  

Wahahahahaa. You can blame RVP!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 22, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

He sort of made up for it, but that was bad.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL WRONG FOOTBALL

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jan 22, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll do anything to kill time this morning. For example, right now I’m doing homework.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

wow

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jan 22, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

He missed a great opportunity, sure.

But he certainly had a brilliant shot when he did score. There are a lot more people to blame than him.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 22, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

The thing that blows my mind and makes me want to kill everything

Arshavin:Wenger::Bochy:Orlando Cabrera

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 22, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

um

if that were the case then bochy is the one playing…

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jan 22, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Whatever

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 22, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

To be fair Bork might be better than Arshavin

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 22, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Very possible. It is mind-numbing how bad Arshavin has been and Wenger continues to play him. It’s only going to get worse since Gervinho left for the African Cup of Nations.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 22, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Freaking Nani could have scored 2 goals. Chamberlain was freaking amazing! Can’t believe Wegner pulled him for Arshavin… LOLWUT?!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 22, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Chamberlain is the best on the team at beating 1-on-1. I’m not quite an experienced soccer fan but if you ask me he’s the best winger on the team. Better than Theo, better than Gervinho. A Roomba would be better than Arshavin. Dude is awful.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 22, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I flipped the fuck out when he made that substitution. So did van Persie.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 22, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

He was by far the best player in that match for Arsenal. Your LB kept getting torn up by Valencia, and the RB by Evra.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 22, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Vermaelen is a great defender, but he’s a CB by nature. So many injuries to our fullbacks have forced him to play out there. Our RB was Yennaris. I don’t think he’s played in more than 1 or 2 EPL games. He’s only 18 or 19. Very inexperienced.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 22, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

The GameCast commentator calls him the OC. (Don’t call him that.)

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jan 22, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

And what you said but for the Spurs. Losing in stoppage time to a hand stomper always sucks

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Pepe?

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jan 22, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, I had a dream about Alex Smith throwing out routes to Vernon Davis for TDs

I think the last time I had a sports-related dream, the Giants were in the WS.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 22, 2012 10:02 AM PST reply actions  

I dreamed the Giants won 55-21.

It was a weird dream in that I woke up a couple of times and when I fell back to sleep the dream was still going on.

by Every6thDay on Jan 22, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahah.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 22, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Last Saturday night I had a dream that the Giants lost right after their game to the Saints and they were done. I was really sad and also confused because football teams don’t play doubleheaders.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 22, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

He can stay out of the NFC West
Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 9m Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Add the Arizona Cardinals to mix of teams that includes Dolphins, Jets and Redskins expected to be interested in Colts QB Peyton Manning.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jan 22, 2012 10:11 AM PST reply actions  

BUT HE RETIRED!

Seriously though, I will cry if the Cards get him.

by jhawx on Jan 22, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

it will be kurt warner all over again

but seriously i dont want him to come back for health reason
especially to the nfc west
if its one of the niners players who aggravated his neck and paralyzed him i dont know if i could take it.

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
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Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jan 22, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Manning could be doomed to having his post-glory years consist of going from one mediocre team to another, like so many great players have had happen before him

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

As I said on Facebook the other day:

To my 9er-fan friends, I have good news and bad news. The good news: Since all the teams I was rooting for have been eliminated from the playoffs, I’m going to root for the 9ers. The bad news: Teams I root for keep getting eliminated from the playoffs.

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 11:12 AM PST reply actions  

I have the same freakish power

So the NYG and Pats are going to the Super Bowl.

Can’t root for the Pats…ever. And I want a 9erds win for my lady.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jan 22, 2012 11:35 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

this is exactly my dilemma

Good luck guyz

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 22, 2012 12:01 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Don't know

But it got me to click on your icon, and I have to know why it looks like the big toe grew a pair of balls.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Watching live on NFL Network – tarp still on the field, currently raining. It’s gonna be a soggy turf.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

MUDBOWL!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 22, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Its raining and going to keep raining

They’re going to take the tarp off shortly. It’s gonna be a mess.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jan 22, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s going to be one hell of a game to watch.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

so my local fox decided not to show the manu versus aresenal game

im now having this image of a station director who hates sports and is going to choose to show infomercials during the niners game as well

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Come check out the McC Book Club Start Date 1/21

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jan 22, 2012 11:38 AM PST reply actions  

I am worried.

the Giants in Candlestick were always pretty good at scoring.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 11:41 AM PST reply actions  

What the hell is wrong with Jim Rome?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 11:41 AM PST reply actions  

He always sounds like he is so afraid someone may interrupt him when he is talking. Slow down and take a breath, dude.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

he’s a bad combination of angry frat bro and coke head

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Mike Pereira @MikePereira
Headed to Candlestick. Traffic a mess. Will miss start of NE/BALT game. Riveron is the ref. Update me once the game starts.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 11:45 AM PST reply actions  

Jaymee Sire and Matt Maiocco are apparently also chilling together in traffic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL Candlestick.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I WISH TO BUILD A STADIUM

HOWEVER I WILL MAKE SURE THAT ANYONE WHO WISHED TO ENTER IT OR EXIT WILL HAVE TO FIGHT THRU THE VERY GATES OF HELL ITSELF!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

last time i went to a game

the only reason it took 2 hours instead of 4 is because someone got out of their car and broke open the alternate gate in the part of the parking lot we were in.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

*to leave

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

ha, i can even pinpoint the exact place we were.

we were in the bigger parking lot behind the main one. trying to get out the front exit was impossible. there was a gate leading to Carroll Ave that someone broke open and we managed to get out through there.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Traffic going to a big night game was also horrendous because you had 101 commuter traffic AND game traffic. I missed the first 3-4 innings of the Barry Bonds dip-see-do home run against the Dodgers in ’97 (the one before the Brian Johnson game) because the traffic to the stadium was so bad.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

thousands of cars enter, thousands less leave

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I had an out-of-towners POV, but i remember hating getting in and out of Candlestick even when the Giants were lucky to draw 12,000. What is it about that place?

Finally a signature worth having:

Fan of the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

by fierrpawz on Jan 22, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

101 is the only way in or out,

the roads off 101 leading to the stadium are stupid and decayed.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Getting out is even worse from what I remember.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I especially like the 2 lane road that you have to take towards the 101 when heading back to the City.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 22, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup, that's what I remember.
I especially like the 2 lane road that you have to take towards the 101 when heading back to the City.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK, WHY IS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IN A PROGRESSIVE COMMERCIAL?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 11:46 AM PST reply actions  

Trying to get some protection for his rings.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 22, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

he needs other ways to make money these days

since he hasn’t put out a good video game in years

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I have heard decent things about Generations.

But yeah, the point remains correct.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I have heard great things about Sonic Generations. It’s also on sale on Steam this weekend for cheap.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 22, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn - what's with the coloring on this dude's face?

Oompa loompa

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 11:50 AM PST reply actions  

Shit, and now the eTrade baby? Going back to NFL Network. CBS blows.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Just start the game already.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I am so pissed. My ESPN App said the game started at 11.

I got everything ready then could only find the last half hour of the shitty Fantastic Four sequal, and the last half hour of this bullshit.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

...The ETrade Baby

Really?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 11:52 AM PST reply actions  

Take THAT, Boomer!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jan 22, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Nothing said there was funny.

Nothing.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Handegg! handegg! handegg!

I’m on the bandwagon.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Jan 22, 2012 11:56 AM PST reply actions  

LOL CANDLESTICK TRAFFIC BY THE AIRPORT

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 11:56 AM PST reply actions  

Criminently

I can see my house from there! … almost.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Jan 22, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Goood Good
Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell Close
RT @judybattista: Pouring now in San Francisco

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jan 22, 2012 11:57 AM PST reply actions  

It's a tarp! Apparently they're taking it off.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 11:58 AM PST reply actions  

muddy and rainy playoff games >>>> playoff games played on sunny warm days

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Playoff games in which the 49ers win >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> others.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeff Sullivan @LookoutLanding
Just realized my favorite David Eckstein memory is actually my favorite Khalil Greene memory. Khalil Greene you guys

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 11:58 AM PST reply actions  

YOU KEEP YOUR PLAYOFF STINK TO YOURSELF!
LeBron James @KingJames 42m Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Good luck to the homies @DonteWhitner & Ted Gin in the NFC Championship today

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jan 22, 2012 11:59 AM PST reply actions  

Ohio connection.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

As in all of them left Ohio as soon as they could.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you Lebon James

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 22, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

work on taking your talents to the 4th quarter

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved solar powered broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Jan 22, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

CBS has the worst announcers. NBC tries, but I think CBS is worse.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:01 PM PST reply actions  

NBC has Michaels, which basically means they win automatically IMO

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 22, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

but gus johnson.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Works for FOX now.

Twitter Blog
"I never argue with people who say baseball is boring because baseball is boring. Except, suddenly, it isn't. And that's what makes it great."
-Joe Posnanski

by free f.p. #14 on Jan 22, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Steven Tyler, really?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:02 PM PST reply actions  

HIDE YO' TEENAGE DAUGHTERS

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

THE NFL KNOWS CURRENT POPULAR MUSIC!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

OH GOD HE'S SO OLD, DO NOT SHOW HIM AGAIN IN HD

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:02 PM PST reply actions  

Dude looks like a lady

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Jan 22, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Like this

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

a laughing rec for you.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh god – and now Steven Tyler for the national anthem.

A LITTLE PITCHY.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:02 PM PST reply actions  

A little?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Steven Tyler looks like an old woman

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jan 22, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, aside, from being unable to sing anymore.

CAUSE HE’S SO OLD

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:03 PM PST reply actions  

Still better than Train.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 12:04 PM PST reply actions  

God no.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

New England deserves to start with negative points on the board

for simply putting this together.

There should be a rule.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:04 PM PST reply actions  

They combined all of their Blue Angels into a fat one.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 12:04 PM PST reply actions  

LOL – no fighter jets for the Patriots!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Nails, meet blackboard

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 12:05 PM PST reply actions  

Anyone know who's singing the national anthem at the 'Stick

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jan 22, 2012 12:05 PM PST reply actions  

OH WTF
It was announced earlier this week that Kristin Chenoweth is the National Anthem singer at Candlestick Park. That would be Kristin Chenoweth, the New York Giants fan.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jan 22, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoever that is.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Broadway star – incredible singing voice (especially coming from a tiny person with a squeaky speaking voice). Love her.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah i love her

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

The chick from Wicked who isn’t Idina Menzel.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 22, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

she was wills love interest on glee for a bit

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Come check out the McC Book Club Start Date 1/21

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jan 22, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

and she was Olive on Pushing Daisies.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved that show. So much.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

me too!!

Chuck was a little annoying at times, but Olive <3 and Emerson Cod <3 and Ned <3

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

and she was on the West Wing.

by kaliber on Jan 22, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

HAN SHOT FIRST

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 22, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Some NY Giants fan

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Kill it with fire

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like she should be on Jeff Duhhams arm.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahah!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 22, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

This pisses me off

Tony Bennett should sing the National Anthem

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jan 22, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

The Fake ESPN @TheFakeESPN
Crueladaville Has A Deeper Voice Than Most Remember #AFC

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:06 PM PST reply actions  

I love this guy
Buster Posey @BusterPosey
Good luck to the 49ers today! -Buster

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 12:08 PM PST reply actions  

I hope Baltimore throws in some new plays

that New England didn’t film them working on during practice.

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Jan 22, 2012 12:08 PM PST reply actions  

Someone needs to tell the intern he is breaking the illusion that Buster is actually writing this:
Buster Posey @BusterPosey
Good luck to the 49ers today! -Buster

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:09 PM PST reply actions  

Looks like the intern just copied it off Buster’s FB page.

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope he and andy lee hang out

talking bout what its like to be the greatests

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by operation carrot on Jan 22, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice opening drive

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 12:09 PM PST reply actions  

More proof of McCarthy's awesomeness
Brandon McCarthy @BMcCarthy32
After the flyover by the cargo plane, this crowd might be too pumped up.

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:10 PM PST reply actions  

That drive will strike some fear into the Patriots' heart.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:10 PM PST reply actions  

those things on the sideline at the 50

what are they

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by operation carrot on Jan 22, 2012 12:12 PM PST reply actions  

Steven Tyler

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve always wondered that. Gilette razors?

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

i thought that too

but those would be some weird ass and painful razors

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by operation carrot on Jan 22, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

made me look it up

Apparently there’s some sort of hideous architectural monstrosity at Gillette field, and that’s a stylize logo representing it.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

3 and outs all around!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:12 PM PST reply actions  

I’m bored with this game already. Let’s just skip ahead to the main event

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 22, 2012 12:13 PM PST reply actions  

This is your three hours of bad foreplay.

Try to enjoy it.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Buster Posey @BusterPosey
Good luck to the 49ers today! -Buster

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Jan 22, 2012 12:15 PM PST reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

buster sure does like to repeat himself

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by operation carrot on Jan 22, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, speaks in the third person.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Which seems strange for a slow talking southern guy.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Just learned that “Giants” and “49ers” are not actually giants and 49ers, but men in costumes. #worldfulloflies

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:16 PM PST reply actions  

I like Steve Martin's twitter.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn't the Patriots defense supposed to be terrible?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:16 PM PST reply actions  

I find the fact that they failed to beat any teams with a record over .500 on the season kind of interesting.

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

but are they more terrible then flacco

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by operation carrot on Jan 22, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Every once in a while they show up and play decent. If I remember right the passing game is their weakness.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Jon Bois @jon_bois
hi guys, i’m from 8 hours in the future. Patriots 24, Ravens 13. 49ers 28, Giants 27. it’s REALLY dark outside.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:19 PM PST reply actions  

You get the idea
Jon Bois @jon_bois
hi guys, i’m from 8 hours in the future. Patriots 24, Ravens 13. 49ers 28, Giants 27. it’s REALLY dark outside.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Do IBM guys really use analog stopwatches?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 12:19 PM PST reply actions  

Why not?

Time’s an illusion anyway.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

lunchtime doubly so

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by operation carrot on Jan 22, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

NOW you tell me!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't worry about it

Because you’re already dead, but also alive, but still dead, and not born yet.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

It's astounding.

Time is fleeting.
Madness…takes it’s toll.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

So time is a bunch of ships?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I REMEMBER DOING THE TIME WARP

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by operation carrot on Jan 22, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

again?

"Only connect..."
E. M. Forster

by Lunkus on Jan 22, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

So that nissan commercial just mentioned they want to build a car that doesnt change gears?

i wonder if you have to pedal backwards to apply the brakes on it

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by operation carrot on Jan 22, 2012 12:20 PM PST reply actions  

The car has optional playing cards attached to the wheels with clothespins.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Drag your foot on the ground to make it stop.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

No.

You just drive your car into something when you want it to stop. IT WILL BE SO INEXPENSIVE YOU CAN AFFORD MULTIPLES!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn't that car already exist?

I swear I saw an add for it by, IIRC, mazda. Had a dude driving his girlfriend and she kept waiting for the gear change to apply her lipstick (which never happened, so he had to fake one).

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Fixie car!

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jan 22, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL BRADY

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:22 PM PST reply actions  

AND LOL BRADY AGAIN

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

That's unfortunate.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:23 PM PST reply actions  

flaccos mustache in gillete stadium

something gotta give

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by operation carrot on Jan 22, 2012 12:25 PM PST reply actions  

I’m cracking up at all the sportwriter tweets about being stuck in traffic trying to get to the Stick. Lots of anxious writers.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:26 PM PST reply actions  

Mike Pereira @MikePereira
Just picked up a Police escort. Making progress.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

pereira gets a police escort

wow

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by operation carrot on Jan 22, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I am assuming it's a joke.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Glad to see my tax dollars going to use like this

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 22, 2012 12:29 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Sounds like an access road is closed and the players are having a hard time getting in, too. Brilliant.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Experienced writers got there last night.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

And slept under the tarp.

"Only connect..."
E. M. Forster

by Lunkus on Jan 22, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

If Welker doesn't stop that's probably a touchdown.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:26 PM PST reply actions  

that baby looked pretty badass

i should not get cable

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by operation carrot on Jan 22, 2012 12:28 PM PST reply actions  

That's right, having cable makes you a horrible parent who cannot control his daughter.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:28 PM PST reply actions  

GRANDSON WITH A DOG COLLAR

Hell, that would be cool.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The electric, invisible kind are best for the kids.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Trust me, I’ve considered it.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Every mom worth her salt has.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't waste your time with toys.

Go strait to the vocal cord cutting surgery.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, for their birthday you can play games

like “move the sensor to an undisclosed location”

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Joe Flacco should change his name to Joe Flaccid and become an adult film star

if football doesn’t work out. He certainly has the ’stache for it.

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Jan 22, 2012 12:30 PM PST reply actions  

Worst porn name ever?

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 22, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It looks like the Ravens are wearing teenage girls' leggings

Why do they look so weird?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:30 PM PST reply actions  

They have a recital after this.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

All they're missing are the Ugg boots.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

So whenever there is a good play, that Browns fan starts yelling at his kitchen?

Granted it doesn’t happen often so he doesn’t know how to respond properly, but the other people are beside him.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:30 PM PST reply actions  

Brilliant return

LOL

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:34 PM PST reply actions  

SNOOZEFEST

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 22, 2012 12:34 PM PST reply actions  

The Ravens offense is playing like a pile of shit on top of a Tannen descendant.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:35 PM PST reply actions  

OT: Mrs. Folly has just now discovered Youtube's collection of the worst performances of the National Anthem.

We’re currently suffering through Sammy Hagar at ATT park.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 12:37 PM PST reply actions  

You two are masochists.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't stop her. Now it's Carl Lewis time.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

A true classic!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

isnt being an sf giants fan by defintion a masochist

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by operation carrot on Jan 22, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I never said it was a bad thing!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t Sammy do that one in an all white suit (think Elvis) and he didn’t stop moving around the whole time?

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 22, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL BRADY!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 12:37 PM PST reply actions  

LOL POUTY BRADY

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:37 PM PST reply actions  

I must admit that I kind of like it. It’s funny.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:38 PM PST reply actions  

well this just turned around in a hurry

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 12:38 PM PST reply actions  

If Flacco makes a better throw, that would have been a TD

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 12:39 PM PST reply actions  

Someone forgot to cover that guy

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 22, 2012 12:39 PM PST reply actions  

That guy had no one on him.

A better throw and that’s a touchdown.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:39 PM PST reply actions  

I can't stop staring at the black leggings the Ravens are wearing

It’s becoming quite the distraction.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:40 PM PST reply actions  

lol

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 22, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT RAVEN'S LEGGINGS

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

CROWS LEGS ARE DELICIOUS

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 22, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not having the same reaction.

But carry on, carry on.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

such a wonderful bit of clothing worn by the right person used for such horrible purposes by not the right people

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

It’s almost on par with the extremely large ladies at Walmart that wear leggings with insufficient shirt coverage.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

There should be a law requiring the purchase of a full length mirror with each pair of leggings.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

80's hairband spandex

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 22, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

More like the Financial District, ad agencies, and the Marina

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Yoga pants

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 22, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Flacco doesn’t seem to be very good at making passes that allow his receivers to do anything after the catch.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 12:43 PM PST reply actions  

So, it's legal to pull a guy down by his hair if it's sticking out of the back of the helmet.

Why doesn’t everyone do this?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:43 PM PST reply actions  

Girl fight!

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

This made me laugh.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Well there goes Marshawn Lynch’s career.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 22, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It seems like it would kind of be poor sportsmanship, even when legal

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Jan 22, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Poor sportsmanship? In football?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

/Suh kicks player he sees in a Starbucks on a Wednesday.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I imagine it would be the easiest way to bring down someone, then hey, they would cut their hair.

Hippies.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Could easily turn into a horsecollar, I guess.
Or if you only get a fingerful and it rips out,
You’re the dude who blew a tackle because you tried to pull a guy’s hair.
I get the feeling it’s just not a good tactic.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jan 22, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Flacco's throws have just looked awful.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:44 PM PST reply actions  

LOL POUTY BRADY, THIS TIME IN GIF FORM

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:45 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Yup, that's the one.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

The forcable arms to the hips and slumped shoulders really sell the pout.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I've seen my 9 year old daughter do this

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

My guess is that she's pretty good at it.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

She is well practiced

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

GO FOR IT!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:47 PM PST reply actions  

It's the Ravens...

Take the 3….

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

ray rice can get a yard

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn't look like it today...

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

CONNECT FOUR

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

exactly

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Ricky Jean is stuck in traffic

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 12:48 PM PST reply actions  

He’s quite a bit away.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 22, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

oh shit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like Super Bowl all over again

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 22, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

er, Super Bowl 16 that is

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 22, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

HE’S JUST A GUY WHO’S
TRAPPED ON THE 101

THE RAIN IS NOT MUCH FUN

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jan 22, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Look at that 2-car gap.

Tighten it up, asshole.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

….eww.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Really?

I think TWHS.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

You have to be a little more careful while you’re taking car pics.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

FAITH

The Best Prescription
The Real “Secret” Of Prayer!

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 22, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The real "secret" of prayer?

That shit don’t work in the playoffs.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Dang.

Going for it would be more exciting.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:48 PM PST reply actions  

Cowards!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 22, 2012 12:48 PM PST reply actions  

If that's the 9ers though...

You want the field goal…

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s hard to be manly courageous men in girly leggings.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

You dont have to tell me!

Wait, did I type that out loud?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 22, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

cbs really has the procedural formula down

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 12:51 PM PST reply actions  

ben-jarvus green-ellis is the most awkward name of all time

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 12:52 PM PST reply actions  

I love his nickname- The Law Firm

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

that's awesome.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

He's always suing people?

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Jan 22, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Do the Niners stay in a team hotel the night before the game?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jan 22, 2012 12:53 PM PST reply actions  

i'm pretty sure i saw an article

saying that they were staying at the same hotel as the giants or something.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok. I have a HS friend on FB that works for the organization. He posted a picture this morning out his room window in the city. Wasn’t sure if they all stayed there or just certain personnel.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jan 22, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure I read that somewhere yesterday.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

They do stay in the hotel my mom works at near the airport.

by nataku on Jan 22, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s got to be kind of terrifying for Green-Ellis…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 12:57 PM PST reply actions  

Steve Young is not impressed

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 22, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL RAVENS DEFENSE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 12:58 PM PST reply actions  

Wait, Baltimore kicked a field goal? I must have fallen asleep with my eyes open

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 22, 2012 12:58 PM PST reply actions  

I'm a Pepper!

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 22, 2012 1:00 PM PST reply actions  

You're a Pepper!

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw several people who were one-of-a-kind.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, that’s a darn good point. Definitely some false advertising there

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

And tastes more Docter-y

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I know

At least Coca-Cola has the decency to taste like cocaine (I assume ;)

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I have always assumed it tastes like cocaine would if you had to chew kola nuts to get it.

by wcw on Jan 22, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Softball questions from the press at the Ford owners press conference.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 1:01 PM PST reply actions  

Where's the hard-hitting journalism? WHERE DAMMIT!

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I love how they always make a big deal of the things I couldn't care less about.

Of course, I’m the luddite who got pissed when he couldn’t get hand-cranked windows on my 2007 model.

Just more expensive electronic shit to break, I say.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm with you, Ned.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

My electronic seat mover already broke

Thankfully, it broke exactly where I want it, so it’s something of a feature instead of a bug.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

A zombie infestation at the game would definitely make it more interesting

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

TEBOW FOR RUNNING BACK

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 22, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

He’d actually make a better RB than a QB

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

He’d probably make a better LB than a QB

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 22, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

But can he play SS?

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 22, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

If Jesus deems it so, he could. Plus, he really knows how to win so that could help him play a position he’s never played before

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Can't.

Baseball law says no lefty SS’s…. not even Jesus-like SS’s named Tebow….

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

This is actually close to the truth.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL PATS DEFENSE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

LOL HE WENT UNDER EVERYONE

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 1:06 PM PST reply actions  

Ray Rice is the same age as Brandon Crawford.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 22, 2012 1:07 PM PST reply actions  

pitta bread

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 1:08 PM PST reply actions  

Uh-huh-huh-huh....

Hey Beavis, he said “It’s hard to get it in there!”

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 1:10 PM PST reply actions  

And yes, sometimes I have the sense of humor of a 13-year-old…

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It always amazes me that Letterman show clips of interviews from the future in his commercials. How does he do that?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 1:11 PM PST reply actions  

Time's an illusion

And his buck teeth bend it.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

He actually retired 8 years ago.

They just CGI him into the shot.

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I wondered the same thing awhile ago. What I figure is he uses a shot of the guest from when they were on before.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 22, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

Tackling.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 1:16 PM PST reply actions  

This is like the same play over and over again.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 1:17 PM PST reply actions  

Hey, guys. Anything interesting going on today?

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by Natto on Jan 22, 2012 1:18 PM PST reply actions  

So far, not really.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh. I downloaded FF7 on my ps3, so I know what I will be doing after the niner game.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I just downloaded the FFXIII-2 demo. Now you can recruit monsters you’ve beaten into your paradigm parties.

by kaliber on Jan 22, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Was thinking about buying 13 cause its 20 bucks now.

But I hear not good things about it.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I had fun with it, but I’m not a super FF fanboy, either. The only thing I didn’t care for was hours of grinding, but that’s par for the course.

by kaliber on Jan 22, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm

Maybe I will check it out. After I replay FF7 and 6 again. Thanks PSN.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

TNWSS

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 22, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe that’s my problem.

by kaliber on Jan 22, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Could be...

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 22, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

This guy are sick.

by Hyoton on Jan 22, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I discovered an ingrown hair in my nose.

Aside from that, nothing.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I had one of those recently, it was awful. (not in the nose)

by Hyoton on Jan 22, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Jennifer Aniston might be pregnant

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, no new Iron Chef.

Fuck you, handegg.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

.

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
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by operation carrot on Jan 22, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

lol

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 22, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, nevermind

I was looking ahead to super bowl week. aka: Worst TV day of the year.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Good blitz pickup there.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 1:22 PM PST reply actions  

He could've underthrown that five yards and still connected.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

wow

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jan 22, 2012 1:23 PM PST reply actions  

www.sadtrombone.com

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 1:23 PM PST reply actions  

Wasn’t Joe Flacco the name of the QB in that football movie The Replacements?

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 22, 2012 1:23 PM PST reply actions  

Falco

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jan 22, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Shane Falco.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Flacco missed another easy TD throw

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 22, 2012 1:23 PM PST reply actions  

Ron Swanson!

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 1:25 PM PST reply actions  

Insofar as every death is sad, I suppose.

by wcw on Jan 22, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

FLOLse Start

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 1:27 PM PST reply actions  

wow, Pats taking a knee with 1 min left and 2 timeouts??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 1:31 PM PST reply actions  

UP BY 3

GIVE BRADY THE GAME BALL

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah i didnt see that coming

brady should be able to get them in fg range
worried about a pick 6 maybe

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
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by operation carrot on Jan 22, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

So they’re not going to let him pass it again?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 22, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Why didn’t Brady just punt???

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jan 22, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

These Xfinity commercials are pretty creepy

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 1:35 PM PST reply actions  

You know what's creepy?

Got the bundle about a month ago, installed the phone, and started getting telemarketing calls before I even knew the number, let alone gave it to anyone. And not random calls, they asked for me by name.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

wow

That’s bullshit

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jan 22, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa

This is why I don’t have a home phone. Comcast tv and internet are fine with me.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

I don’t get telemarketers on my cell, ever, but I’ve changed my land line number 3 times in the last 5 years because of them.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

My friend worked as a telemarketer for a couple months. He said that he felt like the scum of the earth every night he got home.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jan 22, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm less annoyed by panhandlers.

At least they don’t knock on my door at all hours asking for money.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a temp job where did cold calls trying to push support for some economic stimulus package in some midwest state. It sucked, and most of the people the computer hooked me up with were senior citizens. So I always felt really horrible when a weak voice would tell me “Oh, he passed away five yeaaars agooo.”

by kaliber on Jan 22, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I once interviewed for a small company that did telemarketing and the owner actually told me that the best people to talk to are elderly because they’re lonely and are just happy to talk to somebody. That about ended that

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Kinda true.

Damned ungrateful grandchildren.

by kaliber on Jan 22, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Here’s my story from this morning. I got a call from a telemarketer who started off with that annoying chit-chat thing where they don’t tell you what they’re selling. Then she says she’s from the Mercury News.

Me: “I’ve asked you to put my name on your do-not-call list.”
Stoopid Asshat: “You never asked ME. So you can have the Sunday paper. . .”
Me: I don’t want your goddamn paper, so please put me on the do-not-call list."

/files complaint with FCC

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Telemarketers can call cell phones now…

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 22, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope.

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, In CA at least. You can get on the do not call list that is supposed to block them by calling from your cell phone 888 382 1222 (you have to call from your cell phone).

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 22, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

FCC says no, if an automatic dialing system or prerecorded message is used (which is what they all use). But you can certainly register the number anyways. California law does not supersede this.

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh, From the CA AG website it looks like I could have registered my cellphone number all along. “The registry is a list that consumers can join to reduce unwanted telemarketing calls to their home and cellular phone numbers.” — I just did it recently for my cellphone because I recently got a electronic political poll call…

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 22, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly, registering the phone doesn’t eliminate those pesky poll calls. And I hear they’re trying to do more of those, to broaden the polling base. Suck.

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh no, that probably means I’ll get a hundred of them before November.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 22, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

They should really go back to rotary dial phones

I think having to dial each number rotary would kill telemarketing forever. Also, way cooler.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

/dies from carpel tunnel

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jan 22, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

You're doing it wrong.

You dial rotary from the shoulder, not the wrist.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

also

If they made a rotary cell phone, I’d buy it.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate how a computer dials a number, then when someone answers, the call is routed to the telemarketer. That dead-air space is a tell-tale sign of a sales call. I usually stay on the line anyway, to remind the caller that I’m registered on the do-not-call list and to make sure they take me off their list. But I swear, the telemarketers have gotten so surly. I get yelled at often.

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate when you pick up and you hear

“Please wait while your call is being connected” Then it fucking starts to ring.

NO, ASSHOLES, YOU CALLED ME.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Insane. I mean, I get that they’re probably tired of being yelled at themselves, but that’s just inexcusable.

by kaliber on Jan 22, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

That's bad

But the one where the computer dials you and then asks you to wait on hold until a sales rep is available… I’m pretty the jury would let me off if it were possible to reach through a phone and strangle someone.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Like minds, etc.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd do that

But no one worth talking to ever phones my land line. Honestly, I’m not sure why I bother. I think so that I can use it to phone people who I don’t want caller IDing my cell.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Everytime I call Comcast about anything my next bill shows that I bought something new. Therefore, I don’t call them anymore.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 22, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

No human has hair that dark. Who does he think he’s fooling?

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like Brian Wilson.

by kaliber on Jan 22, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

He does it to be funny. I think Brown does because he really thinks it makes him youthful.

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooops…it’s Shannon.

But still, does he say anything that’s not a raging cliche and has no basis in any sort of actual smart commentary?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

“Hang on to the ball”

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 22, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

How would windy weather neutralize the running game more than the passing offense?

This makes little sense to me.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 1:40 PM PST reply actions  

well-aimed lightening

The Giants sacrificed a hecatomb to Zeus before the game.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

halmorrisexperience

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by Natto on Jan 22, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn, I was going to say the Argyled One.

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by speckops on Jan 22, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s give it to Grant

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 22, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s more than a man.

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by Natto on Jan 22, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

I had already forgotten his name.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 22, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Damnatio memoriae

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 22, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Boomer Esaison is just like Logan Couture

“Just play better!”

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 22, 2012 1:42 PM PST reply actions  

Is there any room left on the Niners bandwagon?

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Jan 22, 2012 1:43 PM PST reply actions  

A for effort!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 22, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure. It's too big to fail.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

You can have my spot. I tried to get rid of it on Craigslist but so far no good

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool.

Though I would root Bay Area anyways, so maybe it’s the football bandwagon.

Same thing.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Jan 22, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Any suggestions for a bar for watching the game in SF? I like sitting, eating, not waiting hecka long, seeing the TV.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 22, 2012 1:46 PM PST reply actions  

Your house?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

That really sounds like the best plan given the list of likes.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 22, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah that’s the choice til I remembered Buck+Aikman’d do the game. More ambient noise to drown them out would be nice.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 22, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Hit the SAP button on your TV

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Just mute it and listen to the radio

I'm just a simple Niners fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jan 22, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That crossing route.

How is it still working?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 1:49 PM PST reply actions  

Sergio Romo @SergioRomo54
Making my tailgating rounds! Starting at Q!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 1:50 PM PST reply actions  

That would be incredible.

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I would probably freak out if Sergio Romo showed at my tailgate.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

“DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU WALKED UNINTENTIONALLY LAST YEAR? YOUR K/BB RATIO IS AMAZING!”

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

“WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING! LOOK AT THESE CHARTS SHOWING YOUR K/9! I KEEP A COPY OF YOUR BBREF PAGE IN MY GLOVE BOX! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!”

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

SIGN MY FANGRAPHS PRINT OUT.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Jan 22, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Just saying. It could be 14-16 right now.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

4 red zones, 3 FGs — sounds like?

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 22, 2012 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

(Not) Brian Sabean @SavvySabes
I think coaching down in the winter leagues and another year of AAA under his belt will make Coach Harbaugh worth the praise. BS

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 1:58 PM PST reply actions  

facebook is amusing today.

Either football fans freaking out or non-sports fans bitching about the freaking out.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 22, 2012 2:03 PM PST reply actions  

That 2nd group needs to chill out and let people freak out.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 22, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

MY FARM NEEDS MORE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Tumblr posts and tweets, too.

by kaliber on Jan 22, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

If authoritarianism is a boot stomping on a human face, forever

Then social networking is a boot with some annoying nonsense written on the sole stomping on a human face, forever.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, I don’t whine about their endless rants about love.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING"

-Every athlete ever.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:03 PM PST reply actions  

Let me fix that myself

“I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING”
-every athlete ever, immediately after doing something.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

except if it's a good thing.

They did that.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 22, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

COME ON REF, COME ON

by Hyoton on Jan 22, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

/makes flag throwing motion

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

FLOP
After he pushed him down first

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 22, 2012 2:04 PM PST reply actions  

I wonder if CBS contracts SportVision to do their first down marker graphics. These lines seem to be more solid than on other networks.

by kaliber on Jan 22, 2012 2:04 PM PST reply actions  

Yes.

But it has the be egregious.

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

How was that grounding?

Rice was right there.

I'm just a simple Niners fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jan 22, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Ow.

That was a good hit.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:07 PM PST reply actions  

Oh. Major helmet to helmet there

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, nice play by the Ravens.

by Hyoton on Jan 22, 2012 2:09 PM PST reply actions  

Well, awesome missed tackle by the Patriots, I mean.

by Hyoton on Jan 22, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

DUDE IS FAAAAST

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jan 22, 2012 2:09 PM PST reply actions  

Terrible tackle

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 22, 2012 2:09 PM PST reply actions  

LOL ALL OUT BLITZES

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:09 PM PST reply actions  

Is he allowed to pull the guy behind him along by his facemask?

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:10 PM PST reply actions  

What is the point of that?

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 22, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

SPITE

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, there is no way to make a minivan look cool.

At all.

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:11 PM PST reply actions  

How about if it was driven on the upper deck?

by Hyoton on Jan 22, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I would still never understand why!

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

How is Survivor still a thing?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:11 PM PST reply actions  

Now it’s boys vs. girls!

Although I’m glad they got rid of Redemption Island. That was so stoopid.

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

You could say

/puts on sunglasses

it’s surviving.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAH

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 22, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I still refuse to watch untill it's a bunch of people actually trying to survive on a deserted island.

Can the game show crap, last man standing gets all the dough. Lets see people eat rats and grubs for a year.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Park a fully stocked craft services table on the beach in front of their hovel.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

At least he looked cool with the leap.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:12 PM PST reply actions  

I think he was just barely out with his heel.

On the other hand, I don’t care.

by kaliber on Jan 22, 2012 2:12 PM PST reply actions  

So very much this.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Shift-A

LOL PATRIOTS!

We’re one step closer to a Super HarBowl. C’mon Ravens’ D…

by jhawx on Jan 22, 2012 2:13 PM PST reply actions  

I think I should buy beer before the Niners game starts.

I’m “making” (read: heating up) spanakopita and mini sausages for the game.

by kaliber on Jan 22, 2012 2:14 PM PST reply actions  

Wrath of the Titans looks pretty watchable

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 22, 2012 2:14 PM PST reply actions  

Was that guy just huffing smelling salts?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:15 PM PST reply actions  

They do that.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 22, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Dr fumblefingers, paging dr fumblefingers

by Hyoton on Jan 22, 2012 2:15 PM PST reply actions  

LOL

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:16 PM PST reply actions  

Good strip.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:16 PM PST reply actions  

Peanuts is a good strip.

Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | McImage Directory | Confused? Check the McWiki

by Natto on Jan 22, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

/tosses a few extra dollars

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 22, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

But, what did you think of the play?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 22, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

/makes it rain

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 22, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

OH GOD. THIS PICTURE IS HILARIOUS

LOOK AT THIS PICTURE

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:17 PM PST reply actions  

Wut

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 22, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Was that legal?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 22, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks 'shopped.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 22, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

SEE WHAT I MEAN!?

Why is he holding on to the guy’s mask and pulling him along? Wouldn’t it make sense to make the endzone leap without the anchor?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

WE DO THIS TOGETHER!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like a twisted version of The Defiant Ones.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Because it takes two to tango

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 22, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

THANK YOU

I knew you would probably take this up.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I can see this idea going places.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I love this so much.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

BAHAHAHAHA

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

LEGGINGS

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

A distinction lacking difference

Maybe you could sell me on hose, if they were wearing codpieces.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

No Ginn
#49ers inactives: QB S. Tolzien, WR T. Ginn, CB S. Spencer, FB M. Noran, G D. Kilgore, G M. Person, NT I. Williams

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 22, 2012 2:21 PM PST reply actions  

curses

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Come check out the McC Book Club Start Date 1/21

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jan 22, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Not good.

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

No Tolzien? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

what the shit is with old people putting chedder cheese on apple pie

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Come check out the McC Book Club Start Date 1/21

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jan 22, 2012 2:23 PM PST reply actions  

i dont mean that to be offensive

i mean is it actually good that way?

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
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by operation carrot on Jan 22, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Strangely enough, it is.

It’s kind of a salty/sweet thing. Give it a try.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 22, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I do like slices of apples topped with slices of cheddar cheese. So it could work.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I think so.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 22, 2012 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

There has not been one show CBS has advertised as playing on their network that I have watched

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 2:23 PM PST reply actions  

cbs you dont watch csi ncis or rob!cis

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
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by operation carrot on Jan 22, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAAAAAT?!? But they're America's most-watched network!

They have the Number One comedy, drama, new comedy, new drama, evening news, morning news, dramedy, new comedrama, new reality show, old reality show, new reality show that’s actually an old reality show, and The Masters!

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 22, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, if you put it that way, I’ll start watching

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn't a dramedy a camel?

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Bactrian!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 22, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

That 87 guy is good

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 22, 2012 2:24 PM PST reply actions  

Ouch

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 22, 2012 2:24 PM PST reply actions  

LEGS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:24 PM PST reply actions  

His ankle looks disturbingly floppy as he’s walking off. Ew.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

That looks maybe broken

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 2:25 PM PST reply actions  

That made me sad for Posey

I'm just a simple Niners fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jan 22, 2012 2:25 PM PST reply actions  

Hopefully.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Aw, Brady dropped his muff.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:29 PM PST reply actions  

i thought he was still dating her

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved solar powered broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Jan 22, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to be in Baltimore during Super Bowl weekend and the thought of being surrounded by Ravens fans in Purple and black leggings makes me think about rooting for the Pats

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 2:31 PM PST reply actions  

The only thing I needed to root for the Pats

Was seeing Gronk’s ankle, cold as that sounds.

I'm just a simple Niners fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jan 22, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

You can root against the Ravns but never for the Pats.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a better way of saying. The thought of a thousand guys named Sully screaming “Faaaaaakkkking Welkaahhhh” and a giddy Sports Guy makes me nauseous

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be in Cincinnati surrounded by…Bengals fans?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jan 22, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

AND BRADY KEEPS THE GAME BALL!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:32 PM PST reply actions  

Total Beltran move.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Check the film...not sure he was in

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 2:32 PM PST reply actions  

Ew.

Fat silver dancing Patriot fan was horrifying.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 22, 2012 2:32 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, ick.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 22, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL HE DIDN'T GET IN

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:33 PM PST reply actions  

TWSS!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

/sends picture of penis.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Called it!

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 2:33 PM PST reply actions  

They are actually starting to talk about real things on the radio now

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 22, 2012 2:34 PM PST reply actions  

Leggings

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 22, 2012 2:34 PM PST reply actions  

LOL OUTRAGED PATRIOT FANS

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:34 PM PST reply actions  

Apparently Brady's plan will be to fly like a bird into the end zone.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:35 PM PST reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:35 PM PST reply actions  

Short

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jan 22, 2012 2:35 PM PST reply actions  

That face was hilarious.

by Hyoton on Jan 22, 2012 2:36 PM PST reply actions  

Scorpioned! That's how to hurt your back

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

See Ravens. You can try for one yard on 4th and 1 at the goal line.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:37 PM PST reply actions  

That Audi commercials pretty good

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 22, 2012 2:38 PM PST reply actions  

that looked like it could have seriously hurt brady... damn.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 2:38 PM PST reply actions  

We thought right away he'd be hurt

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks worse on replay.

Ouch

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Does the NFL know something we don’t know by showing Ray Rice in commercials for the Pro Bowl?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 2:39 PM PST reply actions  

Best QB sneaker in the NFL?

Cam Newton has something to say about that.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 2:40 PM PST reply actions  

but he doesn’t know how to win

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Lewis attempted to kill Brady right there.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:40 PM PST reply actions  

wow brady is PUMPED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 2:40 PM PST reply actions  

i got cheerwine

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 2:41 PM PST reply actions  

I got Mt. Dew.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

jponry wins.

Although the Dew is also awesome. Which reminds me, I think I only have one left.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I bought a fresh cube yesterday.

Had to make sure I had some today.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve got some beer chilling. And some Thomas Kemper Orange Cream soda. I guess that will have to do.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Lucky!

I haven’t been to a place to buy some in a while.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

they started selling it at the local non-chain supermarket

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I can find it at a few Nob Hills, and BevMo sometimes.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

What's cheerwine?

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

cherry-ish flavored soda

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

so good

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

non-alcoholic?

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I got a bucket

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 22, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

There's some hittin' goin' on!

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 2:42 PM PST reply actions  

Whoa. He just pushed 2 guys to the first down.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:43 PM PST reply actions  

"Squirting out to the 50"

That’s probably a bad way to describe what is happening on the field.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:43 PM PST reply actions  

50 yards is a pretty solid distance.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

The Ravens' offense comes in spurts

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh oh

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 2:44 PM PST reply actions  

Well.

That was not good.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:45 PM PST reply actions  

4 d-men around the rec.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 22, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

running game is working like a charm. then you let flacco pass and… that happens.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 2:45 PM PST reply actions  

Joe Flaccid

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Jan 22, 2012 2:45 PM PST reply actions  

Joe Fluko

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

He flacced up there

What a flaccon time to do it, too!

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 2:46 PM PST reply actions  

PEYTON MANNING NEEDS WORK.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:46 PM PST reply actions  

unpack unpack

He’s not retiring!

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

has to make money to be able to afford to retire

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy shit

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Jan 22, 2012 2:47 PM PST reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT DID I JUST SEE?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:47 PM PST reply actions  

A friend of mine who has never been a sports fan in his life is now posting photos on Facebook from Candlestick and making a huge deal about being at the game for the second week in a row.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 2:47 PM PST reply actions  

Stealing tickets from good folks like us.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop stealing our women tickets!

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by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

THEY TOOK ER JERBS TICKETS

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 22, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

DERK A DERK!

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by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

holy shit

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by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 2:47 PM PST reply actions  

THAT. WAS. GREAT!

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:47 PM PST reply actions  

What a fucking play.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 2:47 PM PST reply actions  

Yay!

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Jan 22, 2012 2:47 PM PST reply actions  

LOL BRADY

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by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 2:47 PM PST reply actions  

BRADY LOL

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Jan 22, 2012 2:47 PM PST reply actions  

WOW!!!!!

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by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 2:47 PM PST reply actions  

BEAUTIFUL PICK

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 22, 2012 2:47 PM PST reply actions  

TIP DRILL!

That was spectacular.

11 01 10
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 22, 2012 2:48 PM PST reply actions  

Did your gf lol about that??

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Getting the tip in the end zone?

Oh yeah. Looking for dirty double entendres is how she stays sane when I’ve got the game on.

11 01 10
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 22, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

(tip drill)

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Right, right.

The tip drill in the end zone. That’s how tight ends become wide receivers.

11 01 10
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 22, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m never going to be able to think about tight ends the same again,

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

That was incredible

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 22, 2012 2:48 PM PST reply actions  

Wow

I didn’t think he caught that live.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 22, 2012 2:48 PM PST reply actions  

That was the most awesome play

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by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 2:48 PM PST reply actions  

It really was. I’m picturing the guys yelling at the rook: “Get up dumbshit – run the ball back!”

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

It was amazing.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Like the whole thing happened in slow-mo

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 22, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL - PATRIOTS MAD

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:50 PM PST reply actions  

HE CANNOT BE BROUGHT DOWN

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:50 PM PST reply actions  

Yeeesss, yeeeeessss...

BOTH teams get injured.
/steeples fingers

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 22, 2012 2:50 PM PST reply actions  

Refs want the pats to win.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 2:52 PM PST reply actions  

OK, back from the beer run with time to spare.

by kaliber on Jan 22, 2012 2:52 PM PST reply actions  

LOL That didn't work.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:52 PM PST reply actions  

And it broke the twitter.

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

That was pretty bad.

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:52 PM PST reply actions  

The kicker is disgusted.

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Looked like the Niner 2-pt conversion last week...

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by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

What a play call

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 22, 2012 2:53 PM PST reply actions  

If they go for it here, it makes not going for it 4th and 1 on the goal line even more dumb.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:54 PM PST reply actions  

That being said: GO FOR IT! EXCITMENT DAMMIT

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

My thought was the same.

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

If you can’t gain a yard on the worst defense in the NFL, maybe the Super Bowl is not for you.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 22, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

IDIOT

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:56 PM PST reply actions  

LOL OFFENSE

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:56 PM PST reply actions  

Our Harbaugh lets Akers kick that...

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by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 2:56 PM PST reply actions  

akers > cundiff though

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by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Akers>Ravens kicker

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jan 22, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

True statements.

A 50-year FG isn’t as hard as it used to be. Kickers are better now. Checks Pro Football Reference for Cundiff…
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.
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Nevermind. Dudes 5/17 career from 50+ yards.

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by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

/mind blown
A 50-year FG

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

flacco sux

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 2:56 PM PST reply actions  

Have a game, Wilfork!

He’s been dominant today

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by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 2:56 PM PST reply actions  

cam cameron lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 2:57 PM PST reply actions  

Hard to believe there are kickers in the NFL

who can’t be relied on to kick a 50-yard field goal.

Are there REALLY not 30 or so kickers in the world who can kick it that far?

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Jan 22, 2012 2:57 PM PST reply actions  

They should be recruiting MLS players.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought there was also a wind issue.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 22, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

The wind was at their back

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Jan 22, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought the call was just being ballsy. Maybe too ballsy

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL @ Verizon commercial

Poor R2.

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:57 PM PST reply actions  

Requires a starship.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Very expensive.

11 01 10
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 22, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, he's been known to be wrong....from time to time

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by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone who picks a phone over R2-D2 is a fucking moron.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:57 PM PST reply actions  

Pricey starfighter, though.

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

He can fly on his own. And does lots of stuff without a starfighter.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Have we had the "3D Phantom Menace" anticipation sub-thread yet?

Are people thinking it’ll be good?

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by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 2:58 PM PST reply actions  

It's gotta be better than Episode 1.

Remember how shitty that movie was?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s going to be 3D shit.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

is this a serious question?

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by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

did they refilm the whole thing?

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by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

and rewrite the script?

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by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

And recast Anakin?

And get rid of Jar Jar?

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jan 22, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Lucas blames the fans. h8ter

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

the fans made him write that script at gunpoint?

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by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

bastard

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by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a baby:

On the Internet, all those same guys that are complaining I made a change are completely changing the movie," Lucas tells the New York Times in a new profile, referring to YouTube fans who have re-cut his films in retaliation for the small changes he has made. "I’m saying: ‘Fine. But my movie, with my name on it, that says I did it, needs to be the way I want it.’"

Combine that experience with the cool reception the three "Star Wars" prequel films received in the late 90s and early 2000s, and Lucas says he’s done making new films in the canon.

"Why would I make any more," Lucas says, "when everybody yells at you all the time and says what a terrible person you are?

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

That Red Tails thing looks pretty awful too.

Right in the unwatchable spot of corny and saccharine.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

it's gotten awful reviews so far

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by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It tries to be Inglorious Basterds

But ignores the fact that it’s really hard to be Inglorious Basterds.

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jan 22, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly. Like Tarantino had to throw them in because he was afraid to do a movie where people just talked in it

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The problem with that movie

Is that the Basterds get like 90 seconds of character development apiece, so I don’t really give a crap about most of them.

OTOH, some of the scenes (specifically, the ones with Landa, and the one in the bar) are just unbelievably fantastic enough to make the rest of it worthwhile.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

there's a real sort of anti-climax moment

cause the two basterds who get the most development other than brad pitt are probably stiglitz and fassbender’s character (i guess he’s not technically a basterd, but…). then they both get killed in the bar scene.

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by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed on the bar scene, but if the movie was basically only about Shoshanna, it would be a great, great movie

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

i think it really is about Shoshanna

and Landa.

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by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It is, but I can’t help but wonder what the movie would have been like if the Bastard’s were completely dropped and the movie would have been completely about her trying to stay one step ahead of Landa

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be interesting

It would probably have less humor but it might be a better movie.

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jan 22, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

i do agree

i think he set out to make the movie about the Basterds, but at some point Landa and Shoshanna ended up being far more compelling.

Though I would hate to lose the bar scene.

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by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Better, I think.

Just cut out the whole Basterds/Hitler plot altogether and make it a personal revenge film.

But he probably didn’t want to make Kill Bill WWII.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Landa would be a far more compelling villain than Bill

and I thought Bill was pretty darn compelling. But he was absent for most of the movie.

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by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Landa was awesome. One of the great movie villains of all time. Dude had me on the edge of my seat just in asking if Shoshanna would like some struedel

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jan 22, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

werd

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by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, in all honesty, I don’t Think Carradine had the acting chops to carry an extended Tarrentinian monologue. It soured the end of vol II for me.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

It also tricked me in sitting through the original Inglorious Bastards

Which wasn’t quite bad enough to be good camp, nor good enough to be watchable drunk.

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by Bhaakon on Jan 22, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

QT has the most bizarre taste in movies

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by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Well put.

I did not enjoy that film.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 22, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I do too I just think the stuff with Shoshanna was so good that I could have just watched her for the whole movie

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

It ends with them killing Hitler?

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by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Not just talking about the plot

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jan 22, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

SOLUTION

Stop being a terrible person.

I mean, I appreciate his point, but Star Wars is ours now. It transcended his ownership decades ago.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 22, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Lucas was able to go back and fix the things he couldn't do when the films were first released.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

the things he couldn't do...

as in, write dialogue?

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by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

hire a competent child actor?

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Well...

Lucas DID write the dialogue for the prequels… the reasons A New Hope and Empire Strikes Back were so good was that he DIDN’T write them.

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jan 22, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

that was my point

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by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

HAN SHOT FIRST

But he made sure to finish Greedo off anyway.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 22, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Because there’s a gentleman’s heart under that scruffy-looking exterior.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 22, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoooo's scruffy-looking?

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by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Phantom menace is terrible, though...

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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jan 22, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

They haven’t changed the story, so…

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by Natto on Jan 22, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Still there was a little coolness

Namely seeing Jedis in real action for the first time and Darth Maul (badass)

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by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure it will be good visually.

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by Natto on Jan 22, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

And kids love the prequels, and they’re really what matters anyway.

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by Natto on Jan 22, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

As much as I hate on it and Lucas, I saw a preview before “Hugo” and damn if that greedy bastard didn’t have me going “oh….pretty…must see….” by the end of the trailer

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I saw the same trailer last night before "Red Tails"

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by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

How was Red Tails?

I want to see it.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Corny dialogue, but entertaining with an inspirational feel

Not a “great” movie, but an important one

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

It should be better than 2 and 3, for whatever that’s (not) worth.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Jan 22, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course, Liam Neeson.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Jan 22, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

liam neeson's character is such a moron though

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish he were more like his character from Taken.

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by Natto on Jan 22, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

a jedi like that would be awesome

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

“If you harm my padawan, I will find you, and I will kill you.”

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by Natto on Jan 22, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

"I have a special set of very specific skills"

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

"I can make things fly across the room and hit you"

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I kinda like him, despite the fact he’s kind of an idiot. Guilty pleasure.

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Jan 22, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

the whole movie is better

if you spend the whole time assuming he’s just this drunk asshole that the jedi council sends on missions they don’t want to deal with.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha!

What’s Anakin in this version?

Vroom. Walks. Five positions. Justin Christian

I've been fully suckered into the Twitterverse. Oops.

by Ceora on Jan 22, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

a whiny piece of shit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

so, the same.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

can't polish a turd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

NEVER FUMBLED IN HIS NFL CAREER??

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 22, 2012 2:59 PM PST reply actions  

yet

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 22, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I totaled my car, but my coffee is safe!

It’s a good day!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 3:01 PM PST reply actions  

are you ok?

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by son of ggf on Jan 22, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I was mocking the Nationwide insurance commercial

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

ahh, so you’re normal

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by son of ggf on Jan 22, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

That is debatable

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s not be so quick to judge on that.

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by Natto on Jan 22, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

so, if this fluffer handegg game goes OT, will the start of the NIner game be delayed?

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by son of ggf on Jan 22, 2012 3:02 PM PST reply actions  

Terrible throw!!!

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 22, 2012 3:03 PM PST reply actions  

Brady missed not having his #87 guy

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 22, 2012 3:03 PM PST reply actions  

Way to fall down.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 3:04 PM PST reply actions  

The Ravens are putting their faith in Blast Hardcheese.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 3:05 PM PST reply actions  

How about a draw play?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 3:05 PM PST reply actions  

Give to the guy that never fumbles

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 22, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Pick up Gary Anderson, he could do better

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 22, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL PATRIOTS DEFENSE

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 3:07 PM PST reply actions  

Heh

Flacco has to attempt his best Alex Smith impersonation.

by jhawx on Jan 22, 2012 3:07 PM PST reply actions  

Where's the shot of the kicker peeing on the sideline?

I thought that was a new feature of CBS’ coverage.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 3:07 PM PST reply actions  

LEGGINGS WITH AN ESCAPE HATCH

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Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 22, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the one! They could get a sponsor and everything.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Boldin is beasting it right now

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:07 PM PST reply actions  

Hey, that guy hit that other guy in the head.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 22, 2012 3:08 PM PST reply actions  

Right in front of the ref, too.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 22, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

They’ve been doing a lot of that.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

AWWWWWWWWW

Put it in the end zone and shut the fuckers up.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 3:08 PM PST reply actions  

Loser

He dropped the Superbowl

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 22, 2012 3:08 PM PST reply actions  

IN HIS HANDS

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

holy shit!!!!

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 3:08 PM PST reply actions  

I believe so

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Why no run for first down?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 3:09 PM PST reply actions  

yeah with one TO left i might have just gone for it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

OH MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 22, 2012 3:09 PM PST reply actions  

Fucking ravens

why the fuck do you not run a sneak then spike it. Holy shit.

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Thanks to roger
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11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jan 22, 2012 3:09 PM PST reply actions  

Hahahahaha

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 22, 2012 3:09 PM PST reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jan 22, 2012 3:09 PM PST reply actions  

wow

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jan 22, 2012 3:09 PM PST reply actions  

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by kaliber on Jan 22, 2012 3:09 PM PST reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 3:10 PM PST reply actions  

Wow.

Shank.

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 3:10 PM PST reply actions  

WIDE LEFT

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 3:10 PM PST reply actions  

HOLY SHIT.

WOW.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:10 PM PST reply actions  

WTF

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Jan 22, 2012 3:10 PM PST reply actions  

And that's why they didn't have him kick one from 50+ yards out

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 3:10 PM PST reply actions  

The iron collar tightens on the throats of the Ravens

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 3:10 PM PST reply actions  

Idiot

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Jan 22, 2012 3:10 PM PST reply actions  

Huge choke

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Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 22, 2012 3:10 PM PST reply actions  

shoulda taken the delay of game

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by son of ggf on Jan 22, 2012 3:10 PM PST reply actions  

At least Joe will be safe from the press (?)

by Hyoton on Jan 22, 2012 3:10 PM PST reply actions  

he did what he needed to do at the end of the game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

what a choke

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:10 PM PST reply actions  

Not going for it on 4th and 1 at the goal line looks PRETTY FUCKING STUPID RIGHT NOW DOESN'T IT?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 3:11 PM PST reply actions  

You mean going for it on 4th and 6?

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 22, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jan 22, 2012 3:11 PM PST reply actions  

That was hilarious.

But seriously, that was a TD. He caught it, his feet were down, he was stripped. But the play ended when he caught the ball.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 22, 2012 3:11 PM PST reply actions  

Agreed

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Jan 22, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

My thought was at least review it

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 22, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Why wasn't it even reviewed? That's a booth call.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Because the review system is lame and the NFL can’t get it right no matter what they do

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Doubt it. After Tom Brady missed the first TD rush by inches, they spotted it 2 yards away instead of 2 inches away.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 22, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Not true.

At least according to the rules. Has to “finish the act of making a catch.” Remember that Calvin Johnson non-TD last year? Ya.

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope.

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Section 2 Touchdown TOUCHDOWN PLAYS

SUPPLEMENTAL NOTES:

(2) the player is attempting to catch a pass, the ball is not dead, and a touchdown is not scored, until the receiver completes the catch. See Rule 3, Section 2, Article 7.

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

The booth looks at every single TD

they buzz down if they think it should be reviewed. That was obviously not one that needed a review. It was clearly not a TD

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by bondslegend on Jan 22, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Rules are rules...

It was a great play by the CB…. He knocked it out before he really had the ball…

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

not how it works

on a play like that you have to maintain control through the process, which he didn’t. The rule is stupid, but it’s the rule.

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Jan 22, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, didn't see it was already answered

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Thanks to roger
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11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jan 22, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

It's ok BL...

I got your back.

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Gutless in the clutch

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 22, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Or Tom Brady is SO clutch it reduces the other teams clutchness?

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 22, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Report from Cap M's neck of the woods. City sufficiently nuts.

I went up to get a burrito because I’m actually gonna listen to this game. People bumper to bumper honking like crazy. Running into the taqueria to buy salsa.

Also, two different knock off 49ers booths look like they’re about to have a throw down because they’re set up at the same gas station. Hilarious.

by Cap M on Jan 22, 2012 3:11 PM PST reply actions  

/clicks over to FOX

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 3:12 PM PST reply actions  

These pregame guys are way better than the asshats on CBS

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, but shit - here's the motherfucking eTrade babies

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

only baby in the world that I hate

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by son of ggf on Jan 22, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

/starts pacing living room

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 22, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, TOO THE MAIN EVENT!

/go niners

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by son of ggf on Jan 22, 2012 3:13 PM PST reply actions  

/to

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by son of ggf on Jan 22, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

On a couple different occasions.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

i think that missed kick broke twitter

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:15 PM PST reply actions  

Poor Cundiff

A year after the extension.

by Hyoton on Jan 22, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

OH. MY. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 3:18 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

They play hard for the whole game and the tiny guy who plays on about four plays all game and has only one task goes out there and blows it all for them. That’s gotta hurt

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Then...

Don’t let the kicker decide your fate. Play better.

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

EUREKA!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Flacco did rally and they did keep the Pats from killing the clock so they did their job as good as they could

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

poor guy

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 22, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate that guy

so lol

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Thanks to roger
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11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jan 22, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

People are gonna focus on the missed kick, but that would-have-been TD was just as huge.

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 3:19 PM PST reply actions  

not a The Grab

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by son of ggf on Jan 22, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait...

Chelsea and ManU on Fox? Not fox soccer?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 22, 2012 3:21 PM PST reply actions  

I'm kind of nervous right now

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Thanks to roger
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11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jan 22, 2012 3:22 PM PST reply actions  

i can hardly sit still

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Same here.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 22, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, I’m not nervous at all. Uh-oh.

by Hyoton on Jan 22, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

EVEN GEORGE LUCAS THOUGHT THAT ENDING SUCKED!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 22, 2012 3:23 PM PST reply actions  

Needs more midichloreans

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Alex Smith’s success is a result of the special love a coach has for a player. That’s so sweet.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 3:23 PM PST reply actions  

Alex rocking the GIANTS HAT

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jan 22, 2012 3:23 PM PST reply actions  

(SF giants)

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jan 22, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Boy that could have been embarassing.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

awkwaaaaard

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to respect that

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not a Niner fan at all, more of a hater, but I do like Willis and am happy for Harbaugh

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 3:24 PM PST reply actions  

OUT HATER

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jan 22, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Hate the playa, not the hater

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Terry Bradshaw is such and asshole.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 3:25 PM PST reply actions  

AND

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I'VE BEEN THERE! IT'S ALL ABOUT MEEEEEEEE

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jan 22, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

And there’s the famous quote about Bradshaw: He’s so dumb, he couldn’t spell ‘Cat’ if you spotted him the ‘c’ and the ‘a’ "

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 22, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I like him

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I can see not being crazy about him, but I don't get hate

Seems harmless and enjoys himself

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Patrick Willis

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:26 PM PST reply actions  

F YES

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jan 22, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

RAINING HARD AT THE STICK

Gonna be cool.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 3:26 PM PST reply actions  

NOOOO NOT FRANK CALIENDO

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 3:27 PM PST reply actions  

Thank god he picked the Giants...

Have the Caliendo Stink on them…

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

WHY ARE THEY STILL PAYING ATTENTION TO FRANK CALIENDO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:27 PM PST reply actions  

THAT SHOULD BE JEFF DUMHAM

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Man. Spelling today.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

DUMB HAM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

STUPID PIG

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

What…uh…what is this?

by Hyoton on Jan 22, 2012 3:27 PM PST reply actions  

Fuck - now it's Caliendo

Gonna go prepare my snackage.

Guy is a talentless douce.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 3:27 PM PST reply actions  

His Rome and Madden are good

That spot sucked

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

his charles barkley last week was.... awkward

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I cannot believe someone last week approved him doing blackface.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 22, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

As jponry said, it was awkward.

But I differentiate doing blackface to look black (a la Al Jolson) from doing an impression of a specific person.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 22, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, I misspelled douche.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Hello Everyone.

Got my Giants gear on watching a football game. On the road again, so I’d like to thank all of you for joining me and my microwave lasagna for one.

totally made a baby during the 2010 World Series. It's a girl.

I'm in the best shape of my life.

by Bret1110 on Jan 22, 2012 3:28 PM PST reply actions  

Jimmy and Terry pick SF

Frank, Howie and Michael pick NYG

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:29 PM PST reply actions  

NO ONE BELIEVES IN US!

SHOCK THE MUTHAFUCKIN’ WORLD!

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 22, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

If Michael were smart, he'd have picked SF

I'm just a simple Niners fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Jan 22, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

1,000+ posts...should I make an overflow thread?

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 3:29 PM PST reply actions  

Probably

This one is gonna ’splode.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 22, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

we’re going to need a few

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 22, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

new game thread

totally made a baby during the 2010 World Series. It's a girl.

I'm in the best shape of my life.

by Bret1110 on Jan 22, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably a good idea.

I think 1000+ just for the Niner game…

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a +…..

/sadface

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 22, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Cheer up!

It’s a good thing to be wrong about.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 22, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah.

Now that the Ravens-Pats game is over, things will probably get pretty dead around here.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 22, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah and keep iton the front page

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 22, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Overflow Thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2012/1/22/2726145/overflow-thread-the-kickoff

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 22, 2012 3:33 PM PST reply actions  

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