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Giants Baseball: There's poop inside

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 20, 2012 9:40 AM PST reply actions  

FOR THE TIKIT SQUIDS

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 20, 2012 9:40 AM PST reply actions  

BUY XFINITY PRODUCTS AND/OR SERVICES!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 20, 2012 9:41 AM PST reply actions  

And remember, kids
Would you say you have a social disease, then?

Be sure to wear a raincoat.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 20, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Is syphilis a social disease?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 20, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I imagine it affects one’s social life, so perhaps.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 20, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

And walk on the sunny side of the street?

Just trying to gruntle my Giants baseball Jones in the least destructive way available.

2010 was just a dream.can I have another please?

by daveinexile on Jan 20, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I have such a passion for them!

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 20, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

So what's for lunch?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 20, 2012 9:42 AM PST reply actions  

seafood bisque and salad

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 20, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

taco truck.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 20, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

wow, tires and all?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 20, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Make sure to kick them first.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 20, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Who knew rotoreuter is actually Michel Lotito.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 20, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

In case nobody gets the reference, Michel Lotito ate a Cessna among many other things..

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 20, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I googled him. Interesting.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 20, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

That sounds like a good idea. I could go for a burrito.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 20, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Arroz con pollo

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Jan 20, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

That makes two of us.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

The usual. Lemon grass chicken + eggplant & tofu + rice from the Vietnamese place.

by non sequitur on Jan 20, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Cincinnati Chili.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jan 20, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

/4000 replies on why this is good and/or why this is bad

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 20, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

FYI: It’s great.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jan 20, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

What makes it Cincinnati?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 20, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

It has real bits of Joey Votto in the chili.

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by xanthan on Jan 20, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Barry Larkin spits into each batch.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 20, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Each pot of chili is sprinkled with toe nail clippings from Marge Schott.

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by xanthan on Jan 20, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

/pukes all over the blog

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 20, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

/pukes all over the dog

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jan 20, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Each pot of chili is sprinkled with toe nail clippings from Marge Schott. parts of what Schottzie use to leave on the Astroturf at Riverfront Stadium.


Schott was the target of frequent criticism for allegedly allowing her infamous St. Bernards, Schottzie and Schottzie 02, near complete free rein of Riverfront Stadium. This apparently included their defecating on the field.2

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jan 20, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Marge Schott: Best Owner Ever? It’s hard to top a chain smoking, dog loving, Nazi sympathizer

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 20, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, usually they are bottoms.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 20, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That would make it easy to top her.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 20, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

SONOFA- I screwed that one up royally.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 20, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s okay. I still appreciated the thought.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 20, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

It contains special ingredients like cinnamon and cocoa, and is used more as a sauce on foods like noodles or hot dogs.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 20, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

disgustingness…
it’s glorified spaghetti sauce
if they’d just call it that and be done with it I’d have no quibble.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 20, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I knew you were going to chime in here. Hater.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 20, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I never knew this was such a contested issue.

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by xanthan on Jan 20, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, some people think cincinnati chili is really gross.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 20, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, those people are silly and I don’t care about their opinions.

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by xanthan on Jan 20, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve only ever seen it on spaghetti, and didn’t enjoy it when I had it (which was in a cafeteria setting). All the same, I’m not optimistic on its true talent level.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

John Bowker of chili?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Something like that.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

You’ve made an enemy today.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jan 20, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I love you, too.
And the Mr. has probably eaten more of that stuff than all you all put together so in the grand scheme of things we just balance out the Cincy-chili eating universe.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 20, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that Skyline Chili?

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, some people call it that.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jan 20, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t it b/c they were the first ones? After looking at their menu online one time, I made just some basic chili and pour it on top of some spaghetti, topped with cheese, and tried it. Pretty good actually

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure, actually. I consider rotorueter the Ohio historian in these parts, maybe he can fill us in. Did you use the recipe with cocoa and cinnamon? That’s what makes it great, IMO.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jan 20, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I didn’t use a Cincinnati chili recipe, but cocoa and cinnamon sound pretty interesting. I’ll have to try that next time.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I always put cocoa in my spicy, regular old, west coast, chili.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 20, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

This is always a good plan. Chilis and chocolate FTW.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jan 20, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah, it wasn’t the first. Tons and tons have come and gone. The dude who started Skyline in the 40’s worked at another one before hand.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 20, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

there’s Skyline and GoldStar and one other…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 20, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Dixie and Empress are two other big ones. Consulting Wikipedia, it looks like Empress was the one where the Skyline guy got his start.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 20, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

How about talking about Graiter’s or Jungle Jim’s or UDF?

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 20, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

hankschulman Henry Schulman

Oh yeah. Gotta try Skyline Chili just once to test fortitude. RT @ak3700: Good place to eat in Cincinnati?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Jan 20, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

lol schulman food tweet lol

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by xanthan on Jan 20, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

chicken soup- non can. salami on toasted wheat w horseradish mustard..

Just trying to gruntle my Giants baseball Jones in the least destructive way available.

2010 was just a dream.can I have another please?

by daveinexile on Jan 20, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Leftover Greek Flatbread from Sierra Nevada Brewery in Chico (where I had lunch yesterday).

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 20, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Homemade guacamole with home made chips.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 20, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Braggart.

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by xanthan on Jan 20, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Braised pork over pasta.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 20, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

PB&J and an apple.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jan 20, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Going out to lunch with some ladies, so I don’t know yet.

And also, it’s still morning.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 20, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Some ladies!

aaaallllright

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 20, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

They are having tea and crumpets

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 20, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Crumpet

aaaaaaaaaaaaalright.

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Jan 20, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

No no no he means strumpets.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 20, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Crumpets

The whole scene will be very Jane Austen.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 20, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Pride and Prejudice or Persuasion?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 20, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Whichever one has a bunch of women wearing silly hats sitting in a parlor.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 20, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Uhhh...All of them ?

I have this strange affinity for movies made from Jane Austen books. Particularly those starring Keira Knightley.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jan 20, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Here we call them ‘english muffins’.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 20, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea where any of these women were born

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 20, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

as long as honey is on the muffin, what does it matter?

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 20, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Either ramen

Or a salami and provolone sandwich on sourdough

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

The second things sounds so much better. Don’t forget a touch of pesto.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 20, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

OMG Ramen is like little pieces of heaven

contained within a broth of slowly cooked deliciousness and savoriness.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I have instant

Sorry to disappoint you.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

well that changes everything

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Shoki’s is the best ramen place in Sacramento, if anyone is wondering.

were you wondering

i wonder

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 20, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Any SoCal McCoven been to Orochan, in Little Tokyo in downtown LA? That place is delicious.

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"I never argue with people who say baseball is boring because baseball is boring. Except, suddenly, it isn't. And that's what makes it great."
-Joe Posnanski

by free f.p. #14 on Jan 20, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I believe I have, though I’m no longer in SoCal

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 20, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Eggs, green onions, a little garlic. Nothing too fancy

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

This!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 20, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Pesto?

That sounds interesting. Unfortunately, I decided that, since I’ve eaten out every meal the past two days, I can only eat what I have at home right now.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

otoh, your gf is significant other is probably happy

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 20, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't have one haha

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Salami with provolone on sourdough, with red and green bell peppers, cherry tomatoes, pickles, and greens on the side. And chips

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank you. I now know what I am having today.

by S. Pickford #25 on Jan 20, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Same thing as every other day, turkey or ham sandwich.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 20, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Del Taco

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jan 20, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it just me

or does everyone else expect that The Ultimate Sports Social Media Job pays minimum wage? If it pays at all.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 20, 2012 9:44 AM PST reply actions  

Just takeing part is reward!!!

/ goes back to painting white picket fence wondering were the other kids went to

Just trying to gruntle my Giants baseball Jones in the least destructive way available.

2010 was just a dream.can I have another please?

by daveinexile on Jan 20, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you then going to paint a 2 foot high ‘D’?

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 20, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I am not so good with letters, ask any arround here. It might end up looking like a misplaced “Q” , Digbat or someting else. We should probable get left handed specialist to do that part.

Just trying to gruntle my Giants baseball Jones in the least destructive way available.

2010 was just a dream.can I have another please?

by daveinexile on Jan 20, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Meaning you didn’t get tickets to the game.

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 20, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Rec'd
I am not so good with letters, ask any arround here.

This is one of the funniest comments so far this year.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jan 20, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Who won that other contest anyway?

by Hyoton on Jan 20, 2012 9:45 AM PST reply actions  

Not sure, but they’ve gotten smarter. They’re telling us to go somewhere else and post something to enter. No more unpaid interns forced to read thousands of comments to gather entries.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 20, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

They are getting valuable experience, college credit and a grade!

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 20, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

What? No deathmatches?

definitely thought there would be more blood and maiming for a SBN job

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Jan 20, 2012 10:03 AM PST via Android app reply actions  

they’re saving that for the 2nd interview

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 20, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Knife fight

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 20, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Crap, it comes down to a vote?

aka a hot girl is gonna win.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 10:13 AM PST reply actions  

Just make a video of you talking while hot girls have a pillow fight.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 20, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

GENIUS

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

If I had the means to make that kind of video,

I wouldn’t need a new job.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jan 20, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, there were some kids over on Fear the Fin that were going to enter but had the same thought.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 20, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

OT:Natomas

Hey, since I know you live in Sac, do you know much about what Natomas is like to live in?

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Jan 20, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Natomas is a nasty flood plain where no decent human being should ever live.
Close to the airport and whatever it’s called now arena

Seriously dude, if we ever have a bad series of storms, that shit’s gonna be floating down the river. Much of it is tract homes put up during the last building boom. With excellent views out your window….of your neighbor’s windows.

It’s like Elk Grove, just in a more precarious spot.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 20, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Alrighty

the future Mrs D just got a job offer and is going to have to decide whether to commute from Folsom or move there.

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Jan 20, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh my. that’s a long commute, but Natomas? ick. Maybe other locals have a different view on it…. kdl, alex or gallo, 49er16 ….

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 20, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

My mom commutes to Natomas from Folsom 3 days a week, and she hates it. She gets to work at, like, 6:30 a.m. so she can avoid the traffic. Is there a happy medium? East Sac or midtown or something?

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by kdl on Jan 20, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, live in Midtown already. Commuting from Folsom is a nightmare. It shouldn’t take you longer than 15 minutes from Midtown. 16th to Northgate to wherever. Or 5 to 80 and into the reverse commute.

Natomas is awful. High crime and unpleasant to look at with the additional spice of not having anything to see or do.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 20, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

And forget about a pedestrian night life. Hunker down behind your fortified structure and wait for the gun fire to die down. If you travel, you will travel in an armored vehicle or not at all.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 20, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't like Natomas.

Better than North Highlands, though.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 20, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I like Elk Grove. Lived there for a bit and still have friends living there. I have no idea about Natomas. Seems okay in some parts, not okay in others?
/shrugs

by chilibean_3 on Jan 20, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey Merope, it looks like my company is looking to hire a Linux systems administrator… is that something Mr. Merope would be interested in? Or is he set now? The drawback is that it’s in the City.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 20, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

but then Merope would have give up

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by CalBear949 on Jan 20, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Going up to SMF

on Monday…going to try that place featured on DDD

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by CalBear949 on Jan 20, 2012 11:07 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

going to try that place featured on DDD

jct’s waitress?

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by speckops on Jan 20, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

you have no idea
DDD

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by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

WHO NEEDS A DRIVER'S LICENSE WHEN YOU HAVE BOOBS!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 20, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

OR VEHICLE REGISTRATION

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by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Well..

If everyone thinks this, maybe no one will try out…

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Or just this (for Natto)

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by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Whoa, this again.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 20, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Not a fan.

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by can of corn on Jan 20, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

different one!

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by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm a fan.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Meh

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 20, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not a handsome, dumb broseph, so I probably wouldn’t win.

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by Natto on Jan 20, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL Newt

I don’t think that’s what he meant when he said he would go down swinging.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 20, 2012 10:20 AM PST reply actions  

LOL

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

SUSAN!!!

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 20, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I cannot believe how much hate there is on the Niners for this game

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Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 20, 2012 10:25 AM PST reply actions  

Vegas doesn't think so.

9ers still favored by 2.5 (on most sites). Betters > MSM

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

but techically

that means Niners are underdogs. Home teams gets 3 points

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by CalBear949 on Jan 20, 2012 10:29 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

No, it means that they think the Giants are slightly better.

But niners are still favored, due to home field.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Will the rain and cold play more to the Giants advantage?

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by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmm.. They rely on big plays through the air, which normally would be a negative in the rain/wind. But a lot of those big plays are 10-15 yard routes (not too hard to complete in rain/wind), that their WR break.

Hmm.. They rely on big plays through the air, which normally would be a negative in the rain/wind. But a lot of those big plays are 10-15 yard routes (not too hard to complete in rain/wind), that their WR break.I can see a pass rush being slowed by wet turf. That would KILL them.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm…

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by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Well that came out weird.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

TWSS!

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see how it could.

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by El Person on Jan 20, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Brent Jones on KNBR this morning was hysterical.

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by Merope on Jan 20, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

How so? I don’t listen to KNBR

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by say hey nation on Jan 20, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe there’s a podcast? It’d be worth listening to if there is. I mean it ain’t pulitzer level but … BMurphy summed it up decently:

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by Merope on Jan 20, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

He was awesome. In a short 10 minute spot he managed to call Phill Simms horrible, Rex Ryan fat, and call out everyone with an east coast bias.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 20, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I can't wait to see the A's clubhouse in spring training

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by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 10:29 AM PST reply actions  

Gomes and Coco?

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=2848893&topic_id=&c_id=mlb&tcid=vpp_copy_2848893&v=3

Sean Casey coming in with a dirty shot to the back of the head of James Shields. Carl Crawford going really dirty on Coco Crisp.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 20, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Notice how the NESN broadcasters make no mention of the Sean Casey hit.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 20, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I refuse to participate until you give me my SII phone from the last qualcommSquidRazor challange.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 20, 2012 10:32 AM PST reply actions  

My favorite dumb media narrative going into the NFC Championship

The Giants are the “hot team”

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Last Niners loss.. Week 14

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by DFARowand on Jan 20, 2012 10:32 AM PST reply actions  

you're hot until you aren't

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by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s because of the complete turnaround in their defense the last 5 games or so.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 20, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Of course

Our redzone offense has also had a complete turnaround.

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by marcello on Jan 20, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

But it doesn’t count because the Niners played crappier teams!

by jhawx on Jan 20, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

THIS

is my most annoying response to hear from people.

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by breadfan7 on Jan 20, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

We all know

NFC East >>>>>>>> NFC West

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by CalBear949 on Jan 20, 2012 11:09 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Normally it's not close, East >

Both were below average this year, but NFC West edged the NFC East out in overall record. NFC East was 3 games below 500, NFC West was 2 below.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder what the East Coast Bias would have said if they were playing the Saints instead.

“Uh, the Giants weren’t a hot team when they got destroyed by the Saints last time. This time it should be really different……Look for the GIants to pull off an upset.”

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 20, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

And Eli hasn’t excatly been lights out during that stretch. He relies a lot on YAC and big plays by his WR’s.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 20, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

The Culliver on Manningham matchup scares me the most

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by DFARowand on Jan 20, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Manningham is great. Maybe if he loses he’ll want to come to SF and play….

And, I know this isn’t completely fair, but if you take away the longest completion from each of his last 4 games (winning streak) his stats look down right horrendous. Most of yardage come from one or two big plays. Like last week, the luck of the draw hail mary to end the 1st 1/2 and the Nicks touchdown where the Packers forgot that they were on defense accounted for two touchdowns and 100+ yards. I know he still threw them, but man Eli’s season reeks of the football equivalent of having a 400 babip season while you have a career babip of 280.

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by say hey nation on Jan 20, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

It's ok. If the Niners win, it will be because of Manning getting the flu this week.

Not because SF is any good.

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by breadfan7 on Jan 20, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

One of the hidden advantages the 49ers had last week was that Brees throws a lot of high risk passes, even relative to those in his skill group. I think Manning is similar that way, so we should have some turnover opportunities.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Very true.

Not sure you can rely on so many fumbles tho (and recovering them all). Although the rain may help there.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Eli had the most completions off of passes of more than 15 yards this season.
SF had the most interceptions on passes of more than 15 yards this season.

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by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

This sounds like a great matchup.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

relative to those in his skill group

Is anyone as accurate as Brees?

I would assume that’s why they take the risk of throwing so many passes over the middle. They also need to force the ball down field because scoring a lot is part of their winning formula.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 20, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think I was short-shrifting Brees there by implying that he takes a lot more risks than guys like Brady and Rodgers. Those are damned good people to be in the company of.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

And people who are clearly skilled enough to make the same kinds of throws that Brees does, except for the fact that they choose not to more often.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, of the three mentioned he is the most interception-prone, despite having the highest completion percentage.

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by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s a quantification of this that Football Outsiders keeps that I’m trying to find my reference for.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Bah, I can’t find it.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

He should’ve had at least two more picks in the game that he broke Marino’s record

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by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I think Manning is similar that way

I think the difference between the two is that Eli tends to have brain farts while Brees is a perfectionist type who thinks he can make throws that he probably shouldn’t try to attempt.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 20, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s the net result I’m more concerned with, though. I don’t really care how these quarterbacks provide us with turnover opportunities, as long as they do.

Where the two are most dissimilar, though, I would argue, is that Drew Brees is much better than Eli Manning.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Make those tackles, you jerks! No more 4th quarter nonsense.
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The Niners’ skill will be tested Sunday against the visiting Giants in the NFC Championship Game. New York’s high-powered passing attack is keyed by a pair of hard-to-corral wideouts in Nicks (1,192 yards) and Victor Cruz (1,536 yards).

Among wide receivers, Cruz ranked second in the NFL in yards after catch (595) and Nicks was 14th (362). Their 957 combined yards after catch was the most of any wide receiver tandem in the NFL.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 20, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

According to Pro Football Focus, the 49ers had the fewest missed tackles (61) in the NFL during the regular season.

Inside linebacker Patrick Willis had two missed tackles. Defensive tackle Justin Smith? He missed one tackle in 16 games.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 20, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I doubt Willis or Smith have many tackle opportunities on Nicks/Cruz tho.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

“Hotness” is a stupid idea for football, anyway. When was the last time you stayed in The Zone for a full week, much less several of them?

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by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Both teams are 4-0.

Giants have won games by 17 – 15 – 22 – 17 with 2 of those being play off teams. The other 2 are 8-8 teams.

Niners have won games by 17 – 2 – 7 – 4 with 2 of those being play off teams, one was 7-9, the other was the Rams.

The Giants ARE hotter, but the Saints were hotter too. Doesn’t really matter.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Huh. Looks like Red Tails isn’t doing so well with reviewers. Kind of what I expected after seeing the trailers but that still sucks.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 20, 2012 10:37 AM PST reply actions  

I’m just waiting for the reporter who comes out with the bad reviews being linked the race of the actors.

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by say hey nation on Jan 20, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I said this on Twitter, but I’ll repeat it here: has George Lucas made a good movie in the past 30 years?

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by xanthan on Jan 20, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

30 years?

STAR TREK FOR LIFE

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by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

American Graffiti is good.

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by rotorueter on Jan 20, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Some people seem to really like 1138. It’s on my list to check out.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 20, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s okay.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

More than 30 years ago.

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by can of corn on Jan 20, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Right, but jctGamer seemed to imply that Lucas has never made a good film.

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by rotorueter on Jan 20, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. It’s a lot more likely distributors didn’t want to pick it up because it looked like a huge flop. His name being on a movie is a negative these days.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 20, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw his interview on the Daily Show and I wanted to like what he was selling, but he didn’t do a very good job talking about the movie. He mostly looked kind of fat and confused.

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by xanthan on Jan 20, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

They withheld it from critics for a long time, so I had a pretty good idea what the eventual temperature of the reviews were going to look like. Their tone, though, appears better than I expected.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Which is to say, I was expecting the tone to be generally “lol World Wars: Episode II, haha Jar Jar” and it’s mostly, “Parts of this are really good, but the Tuskeegee Airmen really deserved better than the stiff and stilted remainder.”

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by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s always a bad sign.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 20, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

’We’re going to make an important movie!’ doesn’t always lend itself to actually producing a good movie.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 20, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

The Rays should be a damn good team next season

http://www.dailycatchsports.com/2012/01/18/projecting-the-2012-rays/

This was posted before the Carlos Pena announcement today.

Maybe next season is the year the good all the way.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 20, 2012 10:41 AM PST reply actions  

or finished 3rd in the AL East

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by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

One of these teams isn't getting in

Yanks
Red Sox
Rays
Angels
Rangers

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by DFARowand on Jan 20, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

To the death………of a fan base.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 20, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

CRAWFORD LAW OF AVERAGES

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Carl Crawford underwent surgery on his left wrist, likely causing him to miss Opening Day

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 20, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh man, that’s two ways that the law of averages needs to work for Crawford

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by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

It kinda was.

Lot of blown saves in September.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Papelbon had a great year last year,

soul-crushing, season-ending blown save excluded.

Bailey is just a lot cheaper.

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by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn't say that.

Just that the pen was one of the problems in September.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure

Was more of an idle thought.

If you asked me to pick the team on that list most likely to miss the playoffs, I’d say the Red Sox.

by GiantPain on Jan 20, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I was about to pick the Rays, then I forgot Theo wasn’t the GM anymore, so I don’t know what kind of moves the Sox will make from here till the deadline. Yeah I guess I’d likely pick the Sox too.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I mean, don't get me wrong

The Red Sox were very good last season.

But they weren’t better than the Rays. Are they now?

by GiantPain on Jan 20, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

No Moar Chikin

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by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Were the Rays a better team than the Red Sox? I ask because I don’t remember.

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by El Person on Jan 20, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

They won 1 more game.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I remember that.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 20, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

From May-August, though, the Red Sox were probably the best team in baseball.

So one must wonder if the distribution is of any relevance, or if the teams are really that close in true talent.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep- they banned fried chicken in the dugout next season

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 20, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

If I believed that was a cause of their poor season, I might be encouraged.

by GiantPain on Jan 20, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Who is your favorite non and never been (ML level) Giant?

Non Active- Kirby Pucket. I wanted his rookie card when it was like $200 as a present. I got Wade Boggs rookie instead.

Active- LoMo- He cracks me up on Twitter. He is a kid and acts a fool, but he definitely has fun.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 20, 2012 10:41 AM PST reply actions  

Ichiro

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by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

this and Pedroia

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 20, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Same

And Pedro

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Active -Verlander or A. Cabrera

Bench

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jan 20, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I would like Ichiro more

If he didn’t win that MVP over Giambi.

/not trying to fan flames

Ichiro is awesome, I am over it. His career is fascinating… and always interesting to think what his career # would have been had he started in the US.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 20, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, he has been one of the better players in the sport for about a decade, so we don’t have to think too hard. He’ll go in the Hall of Fame, possibly as a first ballot. If he gets to 3,000 hits, it’s a slam dunk.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Do I have to have watched that person play?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jan 20, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

no other real restrictions

LIke if you had to buy a non giants jersey, what name would be on your back type of thing.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 20, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Cool story, bro. ;)

Non-Active – Kirby Puckett is a good choice. From what I have read and heard, he was a great guy off the field as well, and lost to us all too soon. Growing up I would have liked to have seen Mike Schmidt as a Giant. No rhyme or reason, but when I first starting collecting baseball cards, he was the first non-Bay Area hero I was interested in.

Active: Pooholes. Because we already HAD Bonds, and Albert’s easily at the top of the current generation of players. I mean, c’mon, dude rides unicorns.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jan 20, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Non Active- Cal Ripken Jr. I really got into “the streak” as a kid. I even wore number 8 the one year that I was on the Orioles in Little League. Biggio was a close second.

Active- McCutchen, with Verlander and Ellsbury in the mix as well.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 20, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Non Active – Michael Jordan (does that count?)

Active – Chase Utley or Brandon Phillips.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Active: Jeter. I idolized him as a kid. Non-Active: Griffey Jr. Great guy. Great athlete.

"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk

by G Men on Jan 20, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Faves

Non-Active: Joe Dimaggio

Active: Torii Hunter

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by DFARowand on Jan 20, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Non-Active: Roberto Clemente is my favorite historical type player who I never saw. In terms of inactive players who I remember watching, I guess McGwire?

Active: Utley.

by GiantPain on Jan 20, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Active: Utley.

ohhhh.good call

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by nvsfg on Jan 20, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Non-Active: Sheffield (Dude threw me a ball in 97)

Active:Halladay

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 20, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Active: Chase Utley
Non-Active: Probably Ken Griffey, Jr.

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by kdl on Jan 20, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I forgot about Ken Griffey Jr.. He was AWESOME!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 20, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I always held a grudge against him because he got on that All Century team over Bonds.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 20, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember this.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 20, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

George Brett
Johnny Bench
more recently
Pedro
Active
I’m thinking, I’m thinking…..

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 20, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Rod Carew

Dude converted to Judaism. And the dude could just flat out hit

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 20, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Jim Thome

I can even forgive him for having been a Dodger because he sucked.

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by El Person on Jan 20, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t remember this.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 20, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

So both Spilborgh and Seth Smith are gone

what’s the Rockies OF Depth like now?

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 10:45 AM PST reply actions  

I am not a believer of Dexter Fowler

Even though he kills us every time.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

UZR hates every outfielder in Coors.

No clue why, but it’s probably unduly harsh on Fowler.

And yes, the OBP is exactly what you’d want out of a leadoff guy.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

He's like the worst runner in baseball history
After being optioned to Triple-A Colorado Springs, Dexter Fowler is back in the minors trying to show the Rockies that he can still help them win baseball games. I honestly have no idea whether he helped or hurt his cause last night. Below is a breakdown of his six plate appearances in their 5-4 extra innings victory over Tacoma:

1st inning: Walk
3rd inning: Walk
5th inning: Walk
7th inning: Walk
11th inning: Walk
13th inning: Line out

By drawing walks in each of his first five plate appearances, Fowler tied the PCL record for most walks in a single game. His OBP for the evening was a stellar .833, even after he got tired of free passes and swung at the first pitch he saw in his final at-bat. Anyone who can get on base five times in a ballgame is helping their team win, right?

Err, maybe not. Here’s what else Fowler did after reaching base last night:

1st inning: Doubled off first base on a fly out to right field.
3rd inning: Thrown out trying to advance to third base on a single to left field.
5th inning: Picked off first base by pitcher.
7th inning: Out at second on a double play groundout.
11th inning: Drama Free!

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

WATCH THE FUCKING GAME NERD

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

It's weird how much the Rockies hate some of their young, cost controlled talent

They did everything in their power to destroy Iannetta before just shipping him off.

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil

by marcello on Jan 20, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL JIM TRACY

Never stop being you.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

O'Dowd and Tracy

can make one appreciate Sabean and Bochy.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I think this was the issue:
His reluctance, if not lack of success stealing bases the past two seasons (25-of-42), has been alarming. Fowler is working with a track coach, driven to improve his first-step quickness.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 20, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Gonzalez, Fowler, Cuddyer, blackmon?

by Hyoton on Jan 20, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

the Okie state receiver!?

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Clearing the way for Ross?

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 20, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t tell whether it’s the Rockies or Padres who are the A’s of the NL West.

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by El Person on Jan 20, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

The Rockies aren’t up to their eyeballs in pitchers. So, I lean Padres.

Plus, the Rockies have a payroll of like $60M.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

LeBron almost trampled Jeffrey Loria courtside last night.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 10:55 AM PST reply actions  

well said
Brandon McCarthy @BMcCarthy32
There’s two types of people in this world: people whose sex tapes I’d pay to see and those who I’d just watch.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 10:55 AM PST reply actions  

SLIDERS!
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
The Giants and Sergio Romo have agreed to a one-year contract, the club says.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jan 20, 2012 10:58 AM PST reply actions  

Hooray

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jan 20, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Smart move considering he appears to be an injury risk.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 20, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Andrew Baggarly @extrabaggs 3m Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
The Giants and Sergio Romo have agreed to a one-year contract, the club says.

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by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 10:58 AM PST reply actions  

guys have you heard
Andrew Baggarly @extrabaggs
The Giants and Sergio Romo have agreed to a one-year contract, the club says.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 11:00 AM PST reply actions  

1 Year $126 Million

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 20, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Indie Rock and Retro Gaming Expo in San Jose

http://rockagesj.tumblr.com/

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 20, 2012 11:00 AM PST reply actions  

This seems like my cup of tea.

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by Natto on Jan 20, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought it might.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 20, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Chiptune can go real bad, real easy.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 20, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

HEY! I’ve seen the Glowing Stars play a couple songs.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 20, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Were you wondering about Romo?
Andrew Baggarly @extrabaggs
The Giants and Sergio Romo have agreed to a one-year contract, the club says.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 11:00 AM PST reply actions  

ANYONE GOT ANY NEWS ABOUT ROMO THANKS!1

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 20, 2012 11:00 AM PST reply actions  

I heard he loves Cincinnati Chili.

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by xanthan on Jan 20, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

THEY BETTER SIGN HIM FOR MORE THAN ONE YEAR WE DON"T WANT HIM LEAVING NEXT YEAR!

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 20, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

OH NOES, HE’S GONNA JOIN CAIN IN PINSTRIPES!

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 20, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I THINK HE’S DATING SOME BLONDE SOUTHERNER WHILE REHABBING FROM HIS INJURY THIS SEASON. THAT’S MY QUARTERBACK MAN

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

BREAKING!

Giants sign this to one-year deal.

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by xanthan on Jan 20, 2012 11:06 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

I guess they figured… “dude’s got a bobble head…. dude’s gotta sign!”

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 20, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

A black bobble head at that…

by capn on Jan 20, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I was there was more internet footage of Sergio Romo

I’d make a video

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

That .gif is great for the following reasons: 1) SLIDER 2) Suck it, Hariston and 3) BANG!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jan 20, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

He should just yell “SLIDER COMIN’ ATCHA” while in his motion. He’s still make people look stupid.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 20, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I figured it out.

Giants won’t use him as a closer while he’s under team control. Then, when he’s a FA, they’ll give him a cheap 3 year deal (gotta be cheap cus he has no closer experience) and use him as their closer.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

No closer mentality.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Jan 20, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s gonna be our Ryan Madson.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 20, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

The ironic thing

Is that he’ll be our Ryan Madson after we sign Ryan Madson to a 5 year/50 million dollar contract.

by GiantPain on Jan 20, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Please, the only that happens is if Wilson gets lost at sea.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 20, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Which could totally happen...

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by nvsfg on Jan 20, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Barnwell prediction
The Prediction
Having picked against the Giants twice, only to see them win both times, it would be easy to continue some sort of reverse jinx play by picking against them a third time. Everyone knows that the Giants can’t keep playing at this high of a level, but the fact that they’ve been able to do it two games in a row has to mean something, right? In addition, the Niners were able to recover five fumbles in the game against the Saints, which went a long way toward establishing the early lead they needed for victory. That sort of fumble recovery rate isn’t likely to happen again. (The Giants, in all fairness, also went 3-for-3 against Green Bay.) But the Niners were the better team during the regular season and outplayed the Giants in this exact matchup! But that was the old Giants! So confused! Fine. New York Giants 17, San Francisco 49ers 13.

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7482001/bill-barnwell-previews-nfc-title-game-new-york-san-francisco

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by DFARowand on Jan 20, 2012 11:10 AM PST reply actions  

I need to get used to this 49ers thing

Their new stadium will be walking distance from my house. It is inevitable that I become a 49er fan at some point after Rodgers is traded or retires.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Just be ready for either 1) not going anywhere or 2) going away for a full day on 8 to 10 Sundays a year.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 20, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

interesting that put in some kind of provision that there will be no Monday Night Football there

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

It really is.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 20, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Coin flip for the only game worth watching this weekend.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Thats great.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 20, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

The team to recover more fumbles will win.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

…but the fact that they’ve been able to do it two games in a row has to mean something, right?

Not really.

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by kdl on Jan 20, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I like how he says that the Giants should be able to win because they’ve been doing it, but the 49ers can’t continue to get turnovers because they’ve been doing it.

Doing things: It allows you to keep or not keep doing them, because of logic.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Heh…. Doing things.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 20, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

They are or are not streaks that we can or cannot keep alive or let die!

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I also like how people forget that while the niners are 26th ranked offense (yards) the also scored the 11th most points and only 14 points less than the giants.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 20, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Like I said, the point differentials tell a lot of the story.

Giants: 394-400
Niners: 380-229

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That paragraph basically says nothing at all.

@legaleagle88
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by kdl on Jan 20, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

We make fun of people when they say dumb things about baseball, but there’s so much more horrendously fallacious football analysis.

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by El Person on Jan 20, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

HE JUST WINS GAMES!

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Smith?

Or Tebow?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 20, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Tebow

Smith at least completes half his passes. Plus, I promised to be nice to him this week.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

VICK

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Or Vince "Dream Team" Young

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Vince Young is so terrible.

Was embarrassing to watch this year. Only started 3 games but somehow underthrew Desean 7 times.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

“He just knows how to win”

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 20, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

"Pitch to the score"

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I do think there is a skill in running a 2 minute offense. With that said, I’d rather just have the better QB.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean the guy who makes it so you don't need a 4th quarter comeback?

Yeah.

Also, generally speaking, those guys are more inclined to be good at a 2-minute drill anyway.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

I think better QB’s perform better in the 2-minute drill. But also, in a 2-minute drill, you generally go for it on 4th down. Some QB’s need that extra down more than others (i.e. low completion %, but high yards/completion) and the ability to run for a first down comes into play more when every play is a passing play.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I keep saying that even people who would normally be clear and level headed and reasonable about baseball analysis are drawn to saying really stupid things about football teams and players because FOOTBALL.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The power of the handegg.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 20, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

lol GiantPain

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by El Person on Jan 20, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Football is statistical noise

There’s really no point in trying to analyze it objectively. People nobly try.

by GiantPain on Jan 20, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Even if we accept that line of thinking, that doesn’t mean that the rules of logic don’t apply.

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by El Person on Jan 20, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't agree.

Offenses run, what 75 plays a game? At 16 games a year, that’s 1200 plays about double someone’s plate appearance in baseball.

If you change that to run/pass plays, you get about the same amount of plays vs. PA’s, you should be able to predict how a team will do against others.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

But there's too much noise in there

How do you isolate the quarterback from the receiver he’s throwing to, from the defender who’s covering that receiver, from the offensive coordinator who called the play, from the defensive coordinator on the side who called the opposing formation?

by GiantPain on Jan 20, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

How do you measure the contributions of an individual offensive linemen?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 20, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve long suspected that with adequate samples you get enough statistical washout to make the adjustments a lot less complicated than we want to believe they are. The receiver who faces a great defender this week will face a terrible one next, and over time it just won’t matter to the numbers. Like PitchFX, pass types and locations are already being tracked. A great receiver can distinguish himself by catching a higher percentage of low-percentage balls or accruing more YAC on poor throws that limit YAC opportunity. A great quarterback can distinguish himself by throwing fewer low-percentage balls, etc.

Individual performance can’t be isolated, and there’s no way to account for every single thing on the field. I suspect that even in baseball, individual performance is isolated quite a bit worse than we imagine it to be. But big numbers fix a lot of things just by being big numbers. And we have the technology to account for a lot of the rest.

The bigger problem with football than interconnectedness, I believe, is really just sample size. Strength of schedule and random variation alone in a 16 game schedule are great big messy factors factoring into a small time frame.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Color commentators and guys on halftime shows are the absolute most idiotic worst. You could write up what they say and perform it as some sort of comedy show and nobody would know if it was real or not

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 20, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I honestly think the author is being a smart ass.

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by say hey nation on Jan 20, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Or, he made up his mind Giants without really considering any of the pro and con arguments and then made up a rationale that he thought made him sound like he was torn and/or had thought about it.

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by kdl on Jan 20, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I love it when my tail wags its dog when I come home from work.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 20, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha

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by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Never heard of it.

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by Natto on Jan 20, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I think of him as the nerdy web comic. Lots of comics related to the sciences and programming. He also does social commentary with a scientific bend.

by Shampo0 on Jan 20, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not familiar with these comic things.

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by Natto on Jan 20, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe I just tripped into the chasm. Totally not my fault.

by Shampo0 on Jan 20, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

QUICK EVERYONE INTO THE LIFEBOATS

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by speckops on Jan 20, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

/ CAPTAIN SHOVES EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY

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by nvsfg on Jan 20, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Lunkus on Jan 20, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmmmmm

Bill James has an article on Grantland about the top 100 pitching duels of last year.

Kershaw vs. Lincecum on July 20th is number 3.

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 20, 2012 11:15 AM PST reply actions  

Kershaw Lincecum is on there like 4 times lol

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Lincecum probably lost that game.

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by Natto on Jan 20, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Lincecum and Kershaw matched up four times in 2011, Kershaw winning all four contests, all four of them tremendous duels. In the four games Lincecum pitched 29 innings with a 1.24 ERA, but an 0-4 record. Kershaw was 4-0, pitched 30.1 innings with a 0.30 ERA.

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 20, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

True..
Kershaw was 4-0, pitched 30.1 innings with a 0.30 ERA.

But that’s a 1.98 ERA against a regular team. You forgot to use the Giants Codex.

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by nvsfg on Jan 20, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants had like 16 of the 100 games

And like 6 in the Top 18

A lot of them were losses

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by DFARowand on Jan 20, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

That probably says something.

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by Natto on Jan 20, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

17 total.

6 wins; 11 losses.

But one the wins was against Mat Latos, so…

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by Ott on Jan 20, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

People seem to forget this game:

May 18, 2011
Kershaw vs Giants: 5IP 7H 4ER

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 20, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Wasn't vs. Timmy.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

No I know. It’s just that there’s this idea that he completely dominated the Giants last season.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 20, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

He did.

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by speckops on Jan 20, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

42 IP, 1.07 ERA. He held the Giants to .191/.230/.217 line last year. 49 strikeouts, 8 walks, almost completely reasonable BABIP of .272. You know you’re being dominated when you BABIP .272 but put up a .191/.230/.217 line.

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by speckops on Jan 20, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

lol .217 SLG

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude didn't dominate the Giants though.

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by speckops on Jan 20, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s like, some guy’s opinion. Probably computer-made.

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by speckops on Jan 20, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Manny last year:

.204/.253/.212

That line is actually a little BETTER than how the Giants hit vs. Kershaw.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow. That puts it in perspective. The Giants were worse than Manny Burriss against Kershaw. My mind is blown.

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by speckops on Jan 20, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope that doesn't continue.

I stopped watching Kershaw v Giants games last year.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate Kershaw so much

I hate his fucking weird windup. I hate his bulky shoulders and upper frame. I hate that douchbag smug grin on his face. He’s quickly approaching Steve Finley status to me.

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by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Burriss career vs. Kershaw: .333/.333/.333.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Some serious OWNAGE

He will start vs. Kershaw next year due to this fact.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

When Manny Burriss hits against Kershaw, he turns into Manny Burriss.

by Hyoton on Jan 20, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, some trivia: Who did Burriss hit his lone major league homerun off?

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by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Bronson Arroyo or Aaron Harang

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by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

That was GABP right?

by Hyoton on Jan 20, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep, and it was when he was hitting lefty. I was just trying to think of RHP’s Cincy had at that time

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by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn, one of those is right. Did you do that off the top of your head?

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by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

I have vivid memories of myself watching that home run over and over again, hoping that this was something that Burriss would build on. LOL ME!

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by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I want footage of such event. Or I don’t believe it happened.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL that video.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahahahah

Of course Manny’s only career home run, they don’t even say a word about it. Too good.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

There was a nice bit about that on The Franchise. It’s good for him that he hit it. It’s not so good that he’ll never do it again.

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by El Person on Jan 20, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

There should be a .gif.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I can't picture him hitting a HR.

Was it in 08?

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I think in September of 2008

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by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

He Kuipered the shit out of that ball.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 20, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Without looking it up, I bet that’s what the Giants slugged all season.

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 20, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, overall he did. I’m just going by a game by game process.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 20, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s just that there’s this idea that he completely dominated the Giants last season.

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by speckops on Jan 20, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

completely

Totally; utterly.

He would have had an L to his record if not for the Dodgers coming back in the game.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 20, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

NO WAY, ONE LOSS?!

Why did we think he pitched well vs. the Giants?

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

He had a bad start against the Giants that game. That was not domination. That was my only point.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 20, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

.191/.230/.217

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps he’s been conditioned to accept this as an ok looking line.

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by speckops on Jan 20, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude

Kershaw treated the Giants like his own personal hand puppet last year. One mediocre start or not

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by DFARowand on Jan 20, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

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by calgiants86 on Jan 20, 2012 11:15 AM PST reply actions  

I wish I could settle for $1.5 million.

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I feel comfortable in saying I’d settle for $1.1 million

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by Lunkus on Jan 20, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

OT: I've almost forgotten what Curry looks like..
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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 11:16 AM PST reply actions  

There you go

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by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

mmmm, katsu

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by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I know what I"m getting for lunch now

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by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Waitress?

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by CalBear949 on Jan 20, 2012 11:24 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

With a side of dentist.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 20, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

nah some of the girls are going topless at that place now for more tips

so I avoid it. Haven’t been there for like 2 months.

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by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

wha?

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by rotorueter on Jan 20, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

It sounded like such a classy joint. I’m shocked, shocked I say!

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by calgiants86 on Jan 20, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I like a nice view and all for lunch

but I don’t like crossing the line at all. No thanks.

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by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait a minute...

What?!?!? What kind of place is this?

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 20, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

NEED MORE INFO…

Like maybe the address?

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by say hey nation on Jan 20, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

San Jose Mercury News did a thing on this

http://www.mercurynews.com/crime-courts/ci_18844268

The store I used to go to is a different place that didn’t use to go topless, but business was getting slow because other places were going topless so some of the girls followed suit. That’s when I stopped going.

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by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I heard about that. It’s kind of weird TBH.

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by say hey nation on Jan 20, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

“kind of” and “weird” are being kind.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, its extremely weird.

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by say hey nation on Jan 20, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Weird?

I passed some strip joints where they advertising free buffet lunches.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 20, 2012 11:36 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

There's a place by my place

Where they have a guy with one of those big advertisement signs that says “Free Lap Dance”

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by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

btw, this place is about 20 minutes from Scottsdale Stadium. Book your Spring Training flights today!

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by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Strip clubs are plenty weird in their own special ways, too.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. Surreal.

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by speckops on Jan 20, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I never understood the appeal of a strip club.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 20, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Boobs. Face. Meet.

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by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Call lady friend. Casual sex. > Strip club

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by calgiants86 on Jan 20, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

“I don’t pay women for sex. I pay them to go away afterwards” — Paraphrasing Charlie Sheen

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by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh I didn’t mean a prostitute. I literally meant a booty call with a female friend.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 20, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

When I was single obviously.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 20, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless you're Newt

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by CalBear949 on Jan 20, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

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by calgiants86 on Jan 20, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

She turned me into a newt.

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by speckops on Jan 20, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Completely agree.

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by speckops on Jan 20, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The ones in Cali w/ alcohol suck.

Not literally. But they are not good.

Gotta go out of state to see some good clubs.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

the only one I have ever been to

was the Crazy Horse II in Vegas…I spent the whole time trying to avoid touching any strippers.

I think a lot of alcohol consumption is necessary.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 20, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Alcohol is necessary.

But in Cali, you get either alcohol, or more nudity. I’ve never been faced with a harder decision in my life.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

drink in the parking lot bro

Man do I have a good story from a California strip club.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 20, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

No real parking lots in SF.

Guess I could paper bag it.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't forget to do that with your bottles as well

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 20, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember to cut eye? holes

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by Lunkus on Jan 20, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Why the name: Crazy Horse? Am I missing something?

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 20, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Crazy Horse

Owned by Angel Pagan.

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by nvsfg on Jan 20, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

literally “His-Horse-Is-Crazy” or “His-Horse-Is-Spirited”

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 20, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Weird as, weirder or less weird than the bottomless cafes?

by Hyoton on Jan 20, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by rotorueter on Jan 20, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaha! +1

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by calgiants86 on Jan 20, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

have a rec

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 20, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Speaking as a woman, other women’s breasts look weird to me.

by Shampo0 on Jan 20, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you show them for comparison’s sake?

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by Natto on Jan 20, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a Doctor so it’s ok.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 20, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s just that boobs can look SOOOOO different. No two alike.

by Shampo0 on Jan 20, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Not so much when the lights are down.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 20, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

No two alike.

Not even on the same person!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 20, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, that’s probably true. They’re like feet. Most people have different sized feet.

by Shampo0 on Jan 20, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

they do

for Rex Ryan

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by CalBear949 on Jan 20, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d hard for Rex

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 20, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you mister toe

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by Lunkus on Jan 20, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha! An expert Lars troll.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Get ready for a Lars Toe pic

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 20, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

toe pic

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by Lunkus on Jan 20, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I was imagining more like a toothpick.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

You know that stuff between your toes?

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 20, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Each is like a special snowflake. With an areola.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 20, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

How does a snowflake feel when you touch it with your tongue?

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by Lunkus on Jan 20, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ll have to ask the snowflake about that.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 20, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Much like the unique snowflake argument, I feel compelled to test the validity of this statement.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 20, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Natural snow/breasts > fake snow/breasst.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 20, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

POSTITS OR GTFO

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by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude never go drinking after you eat stew. Never a good combo.

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by say hey nation on Jan 20, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s Japanese curry.

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by Natto on Jan 20, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

It has stewlike qualities though.

by Hyoton on Jan 20, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Japanese curry

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by calgiants86 on Jan 20, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Which one is Curry? They all look the same.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Curry on top of katsu please

With an egg between the katsu and rice

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by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I had pumpkin curry for lunch yesterday.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 20, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

That sounds great.

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by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

It was awesome.

About a year ago, I found this family run Thai place near work. I’ve gone there at least once a week since then.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 20, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Every meal is begun with a bowl of vegetable and tofu soup made with chicken stock. Best idea ever.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 20, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh mannnnnnn

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by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, what about the Bread and Water approach to beginning a meal?

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 20, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Whereabouts is this place?

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by baetown415 on Jan 20, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

This place. Corner of Douglas and Sierra Gardens Drive. The owner is the nicest person I have ever met.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 20, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice

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by calgiants86 on Jan 20, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Who?

He’s like the ROOGY we never had.

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by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

When did it become socially unacceptable to show up to work visibly hungover?

I don’t think I’m ready for this whole “real life” thing.

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 20, 2012 11:20 AM PST reply actions  

The key is to not SMELL hungover

Just looking it gives u some wiggle room

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by DFARowand on Jan 20, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Gotta learn how to show up invisibly hungover.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Learn to pass it off as a 24 hour bug. Just be careful you can only use this once a year.

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by say hey nation on Jan 20, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I save that one for the truly awful hangovers. This is a run-of-the-mill, headache and a bit of stomach discomfort hangover, so I’ll survive.

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 20, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

You should be able to pull it off twice a year.

Especially if you have kids.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

“flu like symptoms”

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by calgiants86 on Jan 20, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

what ever happened to that guy?

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by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Became an alcoholic, never pitched again.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Real men tough it out and file that damn report and create that damn spread sheet and do that damn consultation and then run to the bathroom after word and vomit in the stealthiest way possible.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 20, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah! I always saw the ability to perform my job while reeling under extreme hangovers made me mas macho. Also the cause of a lot of crappy work

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 20, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

When was it acceptable?

Well at non-union jobs at least

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 20, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHA UNIONS, AMIRITE?

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 20, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I am pro union

But their powers should be up for scrutiny as much as anything else…

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 20, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I do this naturally!

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by speckops on Jan 20, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

I recommend developing a mentally punishing yet completely socially acceptable caffeine addiction.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 20, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Grant is really drunk right now

I mean, totally obliterated.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 20, 2012 11:38 AM PST reply actions  

Sullivan gave him the keys to the liquor cabinet again?

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by calgiants86 on Jan 20, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I think Grant was the first person to make the Kershaw = Beavis comparison

It is the first thing I think about whenever anyone talks about Kershaw. Fuck that guy. Beavis-looking motherfucker….

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 20, 2012 11:45 AM PST reply actions  

???? LOL
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by calgiants86 on Jan 20, 2012 11:46 AM PST reply actions  

Nope, he just says stupid things

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by say hey nation on Jan 20, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I assume I’m not the only one who had forgotten Ochocinco was even still in the league.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I forgot Braylon Edwards played this year.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 20, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

In your defense, “played” is probably a generous description.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 20, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Can we just call him Chad Johnson again? It was amusing when he was good, but now it’s just kind of sad.

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by El Person on Jan 20, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I was actually pretty disappointed that he never followed through with changing his name to Hachi Go. Hachi Go is a pretty damned cool name.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

"Hachi Go, Watch Me Go"

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by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

OT Ozumo SF

Anybody else been to Ozumo?

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by calgiants86 on Jan 20, 2012 12:05 PM PST reply actions  

Kobe's a free man!
Did you know that Kobe Bryant owns three mansions in Newport Beach, alone? No? Let that swirl around for a second, and now learn that Kobe Bryant does not own three mansions in Newport Beach anymore. Those houses, and a princely $75 million sum, have been sent to Kobe’s ex-wife Vanessa in the couple’s divorce settlement.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/kobe-bryant-loses-three-mansions-75-million-divorce-184818486.html

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by CalBear949 on Jan 20, 2012 12:07 PM PST reply actions  

That's fair.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 20, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Why the hell would you have 3 houses in the same city.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 20, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

The dude takes a helicopter to games at the Staple Center.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 20, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

tax shelters

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 20, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Romney’d

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 20, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

cause he can

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by kb2011sfg on Jan 20, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

You can stay in one while the other is being cleaned. The third is just for show.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 20, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

or mistresses

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by CalBear949 on Jan 20, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I HAVE HEARD THIS ABOUT YOU

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 20, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

There once was a stat nerd who lived in a boob

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 20, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

He had so much

He did not know what to do

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 20, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Three’s a crowd

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by Lunkus on Jan 20, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

That shit cray.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 20, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously though

with real estate being down, he was probably just holding on to them.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 20, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok, but there are far better ways to invest your money.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 20, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure

he bought the first one…moved to a second and kept the first one because of the down market. I don’t know about the third one.

http://lansner.ocregister.com/2011/02/02/a-new-home-for-kobe-bryant/

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by CalBear949 on Jan 20, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I never confuse professional basketball player

With guy who uses his mind

/burn

Seriously…. At least buy one in Huntington Beach or Laguna Beach to change it up some.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 20, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

One for furniture, one for a swimming pool and one for the view…

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 20, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Well one is under construction, so I assume they probably owned one, started building a second one, split during the process and bought a third.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 20, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Kobe “Three Mansion” Bryant meet Arthur “Two Sheds” Jackson

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by Lunkus on Jan 20, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

When my grandmother’s not staying with us, I have three bedrooms. I assume it’s the same sort of idea.

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by El Person on Jan 20, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Grant’s article: http://mlb.sbnation.com/2012/1/20/2721541/baseball-best-shape-of-his-life-taxonomy

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 12:15 PM PST reply actions  

To be fair, being alive makes me miss Andres Torres.

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by kdl on Jan 20, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Very true.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

/emo kdl

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 20, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

If you look at the affection for player : time in a Giants uniform ratio, Andres might be my favorite player ever.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 20, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Galarraga is up there too.

by S. Pickford #25 on Jan 20, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

It sure does.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

it still doesn’t help a guy lay off an 0-2 slider.

Gee, I wonder who this could be.

Note my sig.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 20, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I am not in the worst shape of my life.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

First time confirmed?
hankschulman Henry Schulman

Yes & no. $126m for Z not his call. Had little wiggle rm during Bonds yrs but had his share of goofs.RT @sethcorr: BS made own bed since ’97

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by CalBear949 on Jan 20, 2012 12:31 PM PST reply actions  

BONDS WAS AN ALBATROSS

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by rotorueter on Jan 20, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

How much wiggle room needed to kick tires?

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by Lunkus on Jan 20, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

F it

It would have been fun to see a team of Bonds, Vlad and 7 minor leaguers, cuz after the 40 mil those two would get, they would have what… 30 million left?

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 20, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Schmidt!

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

they did have to pay Schmidt ($7 million), Durham ($7 million), Reuter ($6 million!), Alfonso ($6.5 million) Felix Rod ($3 million)

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by CalBear949 on Jan 20, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

.
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Club and league sources have confirmed that Sabean did not take the lead role when the club signed Rowand (2007) and Zito (2006); both contracts were panned at the time and have turned out perhaps even worse than critics predicted.

Zito had a 1.4 WHIP in 2006, and his velocity was declining pretty steadily. No way Sabean’s people didn’t tell him it was a stupid signing.

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The Giants seem to be headed for their worst season in a decade. Their real day of reckoning, however, will probably come shortly after the 2006 season.

That’s when seven years of ticket “price protection” runs out for the holders of 6,800 club-level season tickets, and their ticket prices may rise by about 40 percent. These people help form the backbone of the Giants’ fan base, and the club is banking on their continued support.

Of the Giants’ 28,271 season ticket-holders, 7,715 charter-club seat holders hold protection plans limiting how much their ticket prices could rise each year. The vast majority of them chose seven-year plans, and in another year it will be time for them to fish or cut bait by McCovey Cove.

The charter-club seat holders — and about 8,000 others in less expensive seats — have already invested heavily in the form of charter-seat licenses. They paid up to $7,500 per seat in the late 1990s for the licenses, which guarantee them their same choice seats year after year.

Many tourists, along with visiting business people, obtain tickets that season ticket-holders sell through the so-called secondary ticket market. But as the team has struggled, the market for pre-owned tickets has softened markedly.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 20, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

No doubt the reason for Zito was influenced by Bonds on his way out

And trying to replace the face of a franchise. Barry being from the A’s, sure helped insure people knew him already.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 20, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Peter Magowan: The last time I signed a guy named Barry it worked great!

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by CalBear949 on Jan 20, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I gotta say, the few times that fans at AT&T chanted for Barry – as in the few times he really earned it – it was pretty cool.

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by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the last time was in early 2010.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 20, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Argyle

http://mlb.sbnation.com/2012/1/20/2721655/marvin-benard-vs-brian-giles

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by CalBear949 on Jan 20, 2012 12:37 PM PST reply actions  

I really don't want to like him!
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Best shape of it’s life!

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 20, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I looked at the pic. The “kitten” looks like it has shoes on. Is it good or bad that he’s fixed? And is that why he looks so pathetic?

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 20, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Klaw is the best on ESPN.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

By far. He’s really the only reason I visit the site anymore.

I am a big fan of Grantland, though.

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 20, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven't read much baseball on Grantland yet.

I’ll give it a try next year.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Their baseball coverage

Is basically Jonah Keri with a guest appearance by Rany Jazzerly (sp) every now and then.

The Bill James piece today was cool

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by DFARowand on Jan 20, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You could say that they have Hoshino Aki like coverage when it comes to baseball

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by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I read Jonah Keri anyways.

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by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Their baseball writers actually know what they’re talking about, which is cool.

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by El Person on Jan 20, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly, this isn’t saying much these days.

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by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. But I actually do think he's good.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I like that he actually gives some scouting analysis. More than you’ll see from a lot of more reputable outlets. That said, he’s very firmly set in his opinions, and won’t rehash explanations. So after the first time, you just get a “he sucks” and moves on.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

shift-A

The rain that was supposed to melt the snow in Seattle is just making it slick, icy and dangerous instead.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 20, 2012 12:46 PM PST reply actions  

Sweet!

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 20, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah as a career pedestrian I'm not all that concerned about it

I just hope it doesn’t kill tonight’s drinking plans. Those are important to me.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 20, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Step 1) Snow
Step 2) Temperatures rise above 32 degrees
Step 3) Rain, which turns slow to slush
Step 4) Temperature drops below 32 degrees again
Step 5) Kill yourself on black ice
Step 6) Profit

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, life insurance policies.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 20, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Same storm hit where I am

Now we have around 4 inches of snow under quarter inch of sheet ice, and now another 4-5 inches of wet, heavy snow on top of that. Clearing off the car to run some errands was a pain. It didn’t help that some of the roads weren’t plowed yet, either.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 20, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

The rain here has been pretty disappointing. It’s been a persistent drizzle. I wanted to be lulled to sleep by the rhythmic pit-a-pat of raindrops on my rooftop, damn it!

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 20, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Serious question for you lawyers

Do the San Francisco Giants own the trademark on “The New York Giants”? The baseball Giants were founded in 1885 while the football Giants were founded in 1925. Seems like the owners of the football Giants would have had to pay the owners of the baseball Giants to use the same name. Seeing as the current owners of the New York Giants now reside in San Francisco, it would give me tremendous pleasure to know that every time some teenager from Great Neck buys a Blue and Red Giants Snuggie, more money will go into the RDF.

by capn on Jan 20, 2012 12:55 PM PST reply actions  

No lawyer: But my bet is it’s an NFL licensing issue that was solved long ago.

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 20, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

The key to copyright is

whether you are actually going to confuse one mark for another aka dilution. The easiest argument would be that it would be difficult to confuse the New York football Giants with the New York baseball Giants.

Also this:

To distinguish themselves from the professional baseball team of the same name, the football team was incorporated as the “New York National League Football Company, Inc.” in 1929 and changed to “New York Football Giants, Inc.” in 1937. Although the baseball team moved to San Francisco after the 1957 season, the football team continues to use “New York Football Giants, Inc.” as its legal corporate name

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by CalBear949 on Jan 20, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully I'm not misleading anyone (I'm pretty sure that was the answer)

I believe we have an IP lawyer around here who will more competent at explaining it than I could.

/looks at student loan bill and shakes head.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Jan 20, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s WhatsAMatahari.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

/looks at my student loan bill and my kids student loan bill and shakes head

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 20, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

/looks at what what I paid for my wife’s medical school and shakes head

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 20, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

But being a lawyer is so much more fun and profitable!

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 20, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what my wife says

by capn on Jan 20, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 20, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

HAhaha, profitable

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 20, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The easiest argument would be that it would be difficult to confuse the New York football Giants with the New York baseball Giants.

Tell this to Biden.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 20, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

TBF

Biden may confuse the Yomiuri Giants with the New York football Giants

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Jan 20, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Gotta make this GREEN

by Turf_Toe_ on Jan 20, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually do wonder how this was worked out when the Chicago Cardinals moved to St. Louis.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 20, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

MORE NINERS

This more or less sums up my feelings on the game Sunday:

The San Francisco 49ers play violent defense. They dominate on special teams. They limit turnovers by design and through impeccable decision making. They are good enough on offense to win close games against teams with flawed defenses.

Put it all together and the 49ers are a clear choice to win at home against a less consistent New York Giants team in the NFC Championship Game.

Sure, lots of things can send a football game heading in unexpected directions. Those things are less reliable than the 49ers have been.

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil

by marcello on Jan 20, 2012 12:58 PM PST reply actions  

I just wish it would be Sunday already.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You guys got spoiled last week.

With the early Saturday game. Now you have to wait for the late Sunday game.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 20, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

No wonder that it’s felt like forever that we’ve had to listen to people make their picks.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That Tonkatsu Curry was delicious

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 1:04 PM PST reply actions  

jealous.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 20, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

/fistshake

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Slowey to the Indians
Jon Morosi @jonmorosi
Source: #Indians acquire Kevin Slowey from #Rockies for Zach Putnam.

The Rockies rotation is looking… interesting..

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 20, 2012 1:06 PM PST reply actions  

ABANDON THREAD

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2012/1/20/2721757/on-sergio-romo

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 20, 2012 1:35 PM PST reply actions  

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