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The San Francisco Giants have extended non-roster invitations for Major League Spring Training to the following 25 players, club Senior Vice President and General Manager Brian Sabean announced today: right-handed pitchers Jake Dunning, Justin Fitzgerald, Austin Fleet, Stephen Harrold, Heath Hembree, Andrew Kown, Mitch Lively, Shane Loux, Jean Machi, Seth Rosin and Shawn Sanford; left-handed pitchers Brian Burres, David Quinowski, Wilmin Rodriguez and Matt Yourkin; catchers Tommy Joseph, Andrew Susac and Jackson Williams; infielders Joaquin Arias, Chris Dominguez, Nick Noonan and Joe Panik; and outfielders Gregor Blanco, Gary Brown, and Juan Perez.

Non-roster invitees are here. Getting closer to spring!

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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Jan 18, 2012 4:02 PM PST reply actions  

Make it higher!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh man, I wish I were going to Spring Training

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 4:05 PM PST reply actions  

I’m really considering taking my birthday week off and going because, you know, baseball.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 18, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The way things are shaping up at work, I think I might be able to go, actually.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

As usual, work is the wild card for me. I’m not sure what’s going to be happening on that front come March.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 18, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

hey, you [j14] “hiking” with us on Feb 18th?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a definite possibility.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 18, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

cool…
and for those of you going: huh?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I keep telling myself I’ll go, and then I don’t. I wanted to this year, but got roped into a girls’ weekend in Vegas at the end of the month instead. It would be unseemly to ditch the family for another few days just a month or two after that. Poop.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

My problem is taking all of next week off. They might not let me take any more days.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget: lunch and/or drinks!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t! I sent you a text. :)

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard the phone ping – I ignored it because I was afraid it was my mom again. Heh. /bad daughter

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Lulz

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

My problem is money. I even have a niece who lives in Surprise who could put us up. Just wish the hubby would get a damn job.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Sad.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s extra bummed because he missed it last year. I went with my sisters, it was awesome.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

My work just likes to deny my requests for time off.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 18, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

They suck. Mine is good about it, but this might be too much.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too! We are saving up vacation days for a trip to go diving at the Great Blue Hole, and to visit the in laws in Japan though. :( I will end up going one of these years.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm going.

Had to book it a year in advance to get a place (exchange of my timeshare). I’ll be there in the beginning of March. Still trying to figure out the schedule to go visit most of the ballparks.

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Jan 19, 2012 1:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I understand it’s much easier to do in Arizona than Florida since most of the teams are pretty much centralized.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 19, 2012 1:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Compared to Florida, the parks might as well be connected by moving walkway. The traffic can suck, but you really don’t have to stray far from Phoenix at all anymore.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 1:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Hadn’t really checked out Florida, that’s for another year. But yeah, its about 10 -15 miles is the farthest to go.

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Jan 19, 2012 6:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I should figure that out which stadiums to hit up too

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 19, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Aside from Scottsdale

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 19, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL JAX

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 4:06 PM PST reply actions  

"Wha…?"

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
Golden Gate Beer Bars | Tweetybox

by troymccluresf on Jan 19, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

!!!

!!!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

30 days…

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 18, 2012 4:06 PM PST reply actions  

I cannot wait for the epic

Blanco/Brown Spring training battle!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 18, 2012 4:07 PM PST reply actions  

I dated a girl who told me how ST was best the first week or two

When all the rooks and ML were up trying to get a hit to try to make impression on big club. I would love to go the first week and see some of the names I actually know, up close.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 18, 2012 4:07 PM PST reply actions  

Did that last year.

It was so. much. fun.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like

they made an impression on her, at least

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Jan 18, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Keeper

Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.

by ResDog on Jan 18, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

She flew the coup a decade ago

My new girl loves the Giants too, she is a keeper! And she cooks me food, even better.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 18, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

hook, line and sinker!

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jan 18, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Flew the coup! Like Super Chicken!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 19, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

She will drink her super sauce
And throw Myemail for a loss
CAAAAAALL for Super Chicken!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

/whoosh

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 19, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

mlb.com video

MLB.com’s Hot Stove crew discuss the record arbitration offer Tim Lincecum received from the Giants

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=20061073&topic_id=8878828&c_id=sf&tcid=vpp_copy_20061073&v=3

It’s kind of interesting what Fred McGriff says about Benito Santiago at the end of the video.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 4:07 PM PST reply actions  

Good list

Most of the anticipated prospects. Give them the spring cup of coffee and motivation, and integrate them into the higher system.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Jan 18, 2012 4:08 PM PST reply actions  

Everytime I see the name Heath Hembree my brain reads “Alan Embree” and I start to hyperventilate.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 4:08 PM PST reply actions  

Heath is really good.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I STILL frequently get Jeff and Jarred Weaver mixed up.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 18, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

One of them is super skinny and looks like a surfer. Oh, wait.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Jered

lol parents who can’t spell.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Dirtbag

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jan 18, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

12-6, 5-0 in conference

And beat Pittsburgh when people thought they were good.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t follow

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jan 18, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

your college basketball team

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

We had a basketball team?
/joking

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jan 18, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

And they are not Dirtbags. They are 49ers.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jan 18, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

You went to CSULB? Me too. What years?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 19, 2012 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I read every name. I’m so excited! Prospects, yay!

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Nnnnoonan! Nnnnnoonan!

Be the ball.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Jan 18, 2012 4:09 PM PST reply actions  

Watching Inside the Club with the minor leaguers

Glad to see Bonds involved with the club.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 4:10 PM PST reply actions  

“This is my box.”

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

So good to see Buster and Sanchez on the field

it’s what makes all this offseason crap worth it.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Watch out for Jean Machi. Yeah, he’s old, but he had a great winter league stint out of the pen down in Venezuela. If any relief pitcher falters in ST or during the season I could see Machi being called up and doing his best Mota or RamRam impression.

"There ain’t much to being a ballplayer, if you’re a ballplayer." - Honus Wagner

by Fla-Giant on Jan 18, 2012 4:12 PM PST reply actions  

So, making us all very nervous?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 18, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Aachi Machi

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 18, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

----

“I’m, like, honored and stuff, but you could not have picked a worse time of the year for me, man. Yep, I am in full-on hibernation mode. Yep… lots and lots of weed. I – I should be arrested just for how much weed I’m contemplating right now. You know what I’m saying? That’s crazy, right? So much weed. Just… if you had a bong attached to your ass, I would smoke that gladly — GLADLY. I’m serious! Ass-flavored weed! That’s how fucking obsessed I am with this shit. But you know what? It’s not addictive. Not addictive in the slightest.”

by Every6thDay on Jan 18, 2012 4:14 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I thought he gave it up?

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Jan 18, 2012 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

It’d be cool to see Panik

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 18, 2012 4:14 PM PST reply actions  

You have to come to our San Jose meet up!

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I will try this year!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 18, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like there should be some sort of vaguely worded prophecy concerning him that involves a play on words with his name.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 18, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

And Brown!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

WEEEEEEEEEEEE

One month until “patchers” report.

Anagram of "SF Giants season" = GAS OF NASTINESS

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jan 18, 2012 4:15 PM PST reply actions  

Andrew Kown?

IT IS KOWN

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 18, 2012 4:15 PM PST reply actions  

I was looking at Jamie Moyer's BBRef page last night. Did you know he faced Steve Carlton in his major league debut?

jonmorosi Jon Morosi
Jamie Moyer is indeed coming back. He has signed a minor-league deal with the #Rockies, pending a physical.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 18, 2012 4:17 PM PST reply actions  

#satchelpaige

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jan 18, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Moyer was one of the first players to make the jump to MLB from the negro leagues.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 18, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

i lold

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Come check out the McC Book Club Start Date 1/21

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jan 18, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Lee Smith, Mike Schmidt, and Ryne Sandberg also played in that game.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 18, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

So, Villalona, being on the 40-man will be there, right?

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jan 18, 2012 4:17 PM PST reply actions  

You’d think. I wonder if his VISA is still an issue.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Last I saw, he still hadn’t resolved it. I think that was last week.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope he does and is in AZ all svelte and jail-yoked.

And hits .700 with 12 HR’s so we can all bitch about Huff some more.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jan 18, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Should've used American Express.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

EVERYWHERE YOU WANT TO BE

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 18, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear the holdup is that he thinks it’s going to be like the “tryouts” scene in The Dark Knight.

by Every6thDay on Jan 18, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

LookoutLanding Jeff Sullivan
Jamie Moyer signing with Colorado can only be considered a sign of dementia

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 18, 2012 4:19 PM PST reply actions  

Sullivan

has a crush on the Giants

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Jan 18, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants should be excited about the Rockies’ offseason moves.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.

by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 18, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The Rockies should be excited about the Giants offseason moves.

Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.

by ResDog on Jan 18, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The Rockies moves made no sense of any kind.

by Roger on Jan 19, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

The case I’m working on today is a good example of why I tear out my hair when people get out of criminal activity on TV because the victim “isn’t pressing charges.”

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 4:19 PM PST reply actions  

Going to Spring Training for the 1st time

I’m excited. Nervous. Please be gentle.

If you have any suggestions or tips, please pass them along.

Needing a parka to watch a night game? Welcome to Giants baseball.

by phillas on Jan 18, 2012 4:20 PM PST reply actions  

The first day you get there, stab a man to show you aint no punk.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 18, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That’s how I got the ATC job.

Celebrating 60 years of NBC News Today, January 14, 1952 - January 14, 2012

by TheLetter2 on Jan 18, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

long story short, Garrison Keillor now buys you lunch every day, out of both fear and respect.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 18, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

He knows the score.

Celebrating 60 years of NBC News Today, January 14, 1952 - January 14, 2012

by TheLetter2 on Jan 18, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

If something happens to Matt Lauer I know what happened.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh.

Haha.

BAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Celebrating 60 years of NBC News Today, January 14, 1952 - January 14, 2012

by TheLetter2 on Jan 18, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Hope you're back

Now jim needs to return

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I am, somewhat.

Celebrating 60 years of NBC News Today, January 14, 1952 - January 14, 2012

by TheLetter2 on Jan 18, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh thank god

You’re not a sith lord.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 18, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I miss the maps

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I still make them. They’re just on Tumblr now. I’m toying with the idea of making some special ones for spring training.

Celebrating 60 years of NBC News Today, January 14, 1952 - January 14, 2012

by TheLetter2 on Jan 18, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

How long does each map take you?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Depending on the weather, about half an hour. Days where there are a lot of frontal systems, precip types, or special conditions take longer.

Celebrating 60 years of NBC News Today, January 14, 1952 - January 14, 2012

by TheLetter2 on Jan 18, 2012 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Would you ever want to work in television?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. I still have a back-of-the-mind dream of being a TV weather forecaster.

Celebrating 60 years of NBC News Today, January 14, 1952 - January 14, 2012

by TheLetter2 on Jan 18, 2012 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Your boobs are not big enough.

by capn on Jan 18, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

But he’s got enough badonkadonk.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

He’ll do the weather at 4 AM.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

And that’s why I shouldn’t talk about such around here.

Celebrating 60 years of NBC News Today, January 14, 1952 - January 14, 2012

by TheLetter2 on Jan 18, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Well if you boobs aren't big now

You’d definitely have to get pregnant during your stint as tv weathercaster

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Boy, these jokes just get funnier.

Celebrating 60 years of NBC News Today, January 14, 1952 - January 14, 2012

by TheLetter2 on Jan 18, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks! I hope I didn’t drive you away :}

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Sarcasm. It was sarcasm. Your joke wasn’t funny, nor was its predecessor.

This place really is not good for my blood pressure.

Celebrating 60 years of NBC News Today, January 14, 1952 - January 14, 2012

by TheLetter2 on Jan 19, 2012 5:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Take a breath…relax…take it for what/where it is. I could see you filling Sam Champion’s spot on GMA. I know it’s not the Today Show, but it could be a stepping stone. You might have to buy a couple of new suits though :-)

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jan 19, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad things are adiabatically cool.

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 19, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually most of the Bay Area weatherpeople are men (including former ABC’s Good Morning America’s Spencer Christian).

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I really like Sandhya Patel, Channel 7.

by City Girl on Jan 19, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

She is hawt

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I think you’d do a fine job. You have a marvelous voice and, of course, are incredibly adorable. I’d watch you.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

“He was drugged and robbed” and “He watches TV naked in the privacy of his own home” are ridiculous, possibly actionable, reasons to fire someone.

If a woman told that same story and was fired for it, Jezebel would break out the nuclear launch codes.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 19, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

/bookmarked

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

yup

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m so behind the technology wave with this Tumblr thing. I don’t even understand what it is.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 19, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I too would like a layman's explanation.

And is Flickr just a photo-sharing site like photobucket?

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 19, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Flickr is far more sophisticated than Photobucket, but the general principles are the same.

However, you can select different resolutions for images, and the website’s engine has a built-in model for allowing users to select a Creative Commons license for their work if they so choose, which makes it more of a photo-sharing database, rather than just a place for storage.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you upload photos in a blog format or something. OK, I am behind the times too.

by Hyoton on Jan 19, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s just a user-friendly blog making site.

Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | McImage Directory | Confused? Check the McWiki

by Natto on Jan 19, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Hardcore

I better start filing down a spoon.

Needing a parka to watch a night game? Welcome to Giants baseball.

by phillas on Jan 18, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, this is something that comes up every year… anybody want to spearhead a “how to survive spring training” addition to the McWiki ?

Now that the SBN search function is fubar’d it’s tough to go back and look at what people said in years past.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s been a fanpost about it. That would be a good place to start IF THE SEARCH FUNCTION WORKED.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

#whitepeopleproblems

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jan 18, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha

Totally.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd be willing to do it.

We’re going again this year, second week of March.

by SituationalLefty on Jan 19, 2012 5:02 AM PST up reply actions  

two rec’s for two funny unexpected jokes.

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 18, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Look for a house to rent in the area if you'll be there awhile.

you can usually find a really nice, multi-bedroom with a pool for about a grand and not have to deal with a hotel.

Also, watch out driving…the Phoenix area drivers REALLY suck.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jan 18, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

for about a grand

…for a week.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jan 18, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Phoenix must REALLY suck in July and August.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Don & Charlies. Lotsa memorabilia & head-turning. At least 7 years ago there was.

Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.

by ResDog on Jan 18, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

yah a really cool place to just walk around and check out all of the jerseys, autographed baseballs and photos, plus a lot of the ballplayers, coaches, etc…used to go there.

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 18, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the feedback

You guys/gals/others are the best.

Needing a parka to watch a night game? Welcome to Giants baseball.

by phillas on Jan 18, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Looking at some POKEMONZ stuff, found this:

Lance Berkman had:
90 runs
91 singles
92 walks
93 strike outs
94 RBI
Almost worked with it: .959 OPS.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 18, 2012 4:22 PM PST reply actions  

ROMANS 90:91:92:93:94:959

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

wow
14 of the players on Colorado’s 40-man roster were not yet born when Moyer debuted with the Cubs in June of 1986.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 18, 2012 4:26 PM PST reply actions  

Purple Row
Jamie Moyer

Name: Jamie Moyer
Codename: Mime Joy Era
Relationship Status: Married — Moyer last had an option year before I was born
Street Cred: Crafty lefty, great clubhouse presence, can double as pitching coach
Fatal Flaw: Has vivid memories of the 60s, has allowed the most home-runs in history, might have more MLB service time than everyone else on this list combined
Verdict: I don’t see a place for him on the team…but can you really see Jim Tracy saying no to Jamie Moyer?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

“I’m sorry, guv, it just ain’t in the cards or rockies for that matter”

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Jaimey Moyer faced a 41-year old Steve Carlton in his MLB debut.

Steve Carlton! A 41-year old Davey Lopes hit leadoff for the Cubs in that game.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 18, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

a guy named Jay Baller replaced him

that’s an awesome name

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.

by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 18, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it wrong that I don't know who half of those people are?

I was mainly expecting to see a bunch of Bowkers, FLew’s, and Dustin Hermanson’s there. Not David Quinowski

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 18, 2012 4:44 PM PST reply actions  

I follow most of them on Twitter.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Unsigned Free AgentsUnsigned Free Agents > Non-Roster Invites ?

Cody Ross? Edgar Renteria? Omar Vizquel? Livan “Conditioner” Hernandez?

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Jan 18, 2012 4:45 PM PST reply actions  

Logan Morrison just called a kid a “pussy” on Twitter. To be fair, the kid started it.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 18, 2012 4:50 PM PST reply actions  

Was the kid a kid, or was the kid an adult?

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Jan 18, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

“I called him a failure, he called me a pussy. It’s a thing we had.”

by Every6thDay on Jan 18, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw that. Had mixed feelings on it. And by mixed, I mean mostly bad.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait. I just saw a picture the kid posted of himself with a gun. LoMo is wrong – the kid is a douche.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

And his bio:

I’m so great, I’m jealous of myself.

by Every6thDay on Jan 18, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Not completely true.

It’s just that the ones who are, get the most attention.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 18, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

/not replying til you post a picture of you with a gun

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jan 18, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think I have one.

I’m as bad a marksman as they come.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 18, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

So am I. But that’s what makes it fun.

Celebrating 60 years of NBC News Today, January 14, 1952 - January 14, 2012

by TheLetter2 on Jan 18, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

And exciting for everyone else!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty sure I do somewhere. But in my defense, I come from a Southern military family

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 18, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Shop it, like Lee Harvey Oswald.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jan 18, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m as bad a Photoshopper as they come, too.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 18, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

So was the guy that did Oswald.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jan 18, 2012 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

GUN AND BASEBALL. few years ago though

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Brandon McCarthy would never do such a thing!

::Clings to my favorite baseball player tweeter::

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 18, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s made my day so many times, Its a bummer he’s married.

I has twitters https://twitter.com/#!/APR_studios

by Romosexual42 on Jan 18, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Contemplating whether or not to place a bid on him in the FA portion of my fantasy league.

The offer is currently about $3.5M/yr, but I only have $18M of cap room, I am currently in for about 12 on Granderson, Napoli, and Kendrys, and Matt Cain is still looming and will fetch a good $12M plus.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jan 18, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

not cool

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That represents a step up from his normal discourse.

by Hyoton on Jan 18, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

seems my adopted Giant has retired
Longtime MLB shortstop Orlando Cabrera said on a Colombian radio station that he will retire from baseball, reports ElHeraldo.co. Cabrera spent 15 seasons in the Major Leagues, winning two Gold Gloves and collecting 2,055 hits along the way.

too bad he didn’t retire before last season. then Thomas Neal would still be here or he would have been traded for someone better and I wouldn’t be looking for a new adoptee.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.

by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 18, 2012 5:17 PM PST reply actions  

what a horrible fucking trade. ugh.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.

by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 18, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

i miss Thomas :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 18, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

me, too

/sigh

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.

by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 18, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

he was on the Giants?

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Jan 18, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

thomas neal was in our system, yes

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.

by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 18, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

/was referring to Cabrera

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Jan 18, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

ah

that was my other guess

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.

by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 18, 2012 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

He would've been a perfectly cromulent 4th outfielder, perhaps,

or an option should Pagan go down with injury or Gregor doesn’t pan out or gets hurt. He would’ve provided depth.

by Every6thDay on Jan 18, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

he would've been a all-star had the Giants not messed up his swing!

/still defending

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.

by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 18, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Pfffffft, mine’s dead. Of course he was dead when I adopted him… then again maybe we’re not so different in that.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

My son’s done nothing but get promoted since I adopted him. I take full credit.

Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.

by ResDog on Jan 18, 2012 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

But is he retired in the US?

Or just in Columbia?

It’s all Melvin Mora’s fault…

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jan 18, 2012 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Lulz
MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors 3m Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Orlando Cabrera To Retire bit.ly/AAUsBr #mlb

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 5:23 PM PST reply actions  

technically

looking at his numbers, he retired just as he got traded to us. The Giants have become what Florida is to the Jewish population.

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved solar powered broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on Jan 18, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Del Boca Vista?

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Jan 18, 2012 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear Boca Breeze is a commie rag

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Home of the Jack Klompus astronaut pen?

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Jan 18, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s just an online thing; anyone?

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Jan 18, 2012 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

worked for me.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 18, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

thx

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Jan 18, 2012 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey tweetie people.. did you see this?
http://www.fearthefin.com/2012/1/18/2716818/the-ultimate-sports-social-media-job-contest

GET PAID TO TWEET!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 5:33 PM PST reply actions  

every year they release NRIs

And every year a part of me hopes that they sneak in “outfielder Barry Bonds” somewhere in the middle of the list.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 18, 2012 5:42 PM PST reply actions  

Anyone know how I can find a sorted leaderboard of IP/start for the MLB last year?

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 18, 2012 5:42 PM PST reply actions  

ahh crap it's down

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 18, 2012 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

wait 3 hours

or use some the tricks to access it.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Wikipedia fails me again.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 18, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

hit “ESC”

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasn’t actually trying to use Wikipedia.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 18, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t the black out end at 9 PM our time?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

It stared at 9pm our time, so you’d think so.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Not terribly useful.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Grant seriously thought he was going to be on this list.

by Into the Void on Jan 18, 2012 5:47 PM PST reply actions  

We should have at least one crazy roster invitee per year

aarob boone or something
just some complete head scratcher to keep it interesting
i wonder what jeff fassero is doing

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Come check out the McC Book Club Start Date 1/21

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Jan 18, 2012 5:53 PM PST reply actions  

In other news. . .

I read recaps of all season one Sherlock episodes, to remember what the hell is happening at the pool. Man – I had forgotten pretty much everything.

And even better news: Newcastle obtained and chilling. Yay.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 5:56 PM PST reply actions  

Moriarty is so good.

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by Natto on Jan 18, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Really?

I hate his accent, it’s some weird mix of Northern Irish and mid-Atlantic and I don’t think he’s that good an actor. He’s the only bad thing about that show.

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Jan 19, 2012 4:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I was specifically speaking about his character, but I don’t mind the other stuff. I think his accent is weird too.

Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | McImage Directory | Confused? Check the McWiki

by Natto on Jan 19, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The ending to the season was weeeeeird. Moriarty’s character is cool though.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently zito has been working with a pitching coach this winter, and has worked on increasing his VELOCITY, I won’t believe it till I see it.

I has twitters https://twitter.com/#!/APR_studios

by Romosexual42 on Jan 18, 2012 6:00 PM PST reply actions  

He needs to start throwing canyons again

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Brian and Barry!

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 18, 2012 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

This was one of the best offseasons stories ever.

Like Aaron Rowand working on his swing by riding a bike.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 18, 2012 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

JEEZUS, THAT IMAGE CANNOT BE UNIMAGINED

by Bar None on Jan 18, 2012 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

88 mph now?

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Jan 18, 2012 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

/cues Huey Lewis

Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.

by ResDog on Jan 19, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

P90X2!

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 18, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Pilates!

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jan 18, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Kegels!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Kegel 90X

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

the article was talking about how if zito could pull an alex smith, and shutup haters that have been after him since he started being a disappointment.

I has twitters https://twitter.com/#!/APR_studios

by Romosexual42 on Jan 18, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha

Even Grant isn’t defending Zito.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 18, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s nothing to hate on. He’s been mostly terrible. The problem is that even when he’s been not mostly terrible the gulf between the performance and the contract is too great. He was never going to “succeed” with that deal, and not even coming close to matching the numbers isn’t that big a surprise, either, it’s just disappointing and frustrating for a lot of reasons.

by Every6thDay on Jan 18, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Please allow me to amend.

He’s been mostly forgettable. When he’s been not mostly forgettable, blah blah blah

by Every6thDay on Jan 18, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

lol Urbs all caps

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

This guy?:

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Best velocity of his life!

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 18, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh Biden

http://blog.sfgate.com/nov05election/2012/01/18/bidens-oops-moment-in-sf-giants-on-their-way-to-super-bowl/?tsp=1

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 6:07 PM PST reply actions  

/face palm

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Posey=QB
Pablo=Running back

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

<3 Biden

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 18, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Big Joe is here in town (Reno) tomorrow...

Looks to be a total ClusterF already. He will be at a High School to speak for about 30 minutes, but the prep time for the teachers is about four hours including the SS checks.

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by nvsfg on Jan 18, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The Reno Aces will go to the Superbowl!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

ppl who are honestly offended by this should rethink their priorities in life

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 18, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, and shoot, how many times have you heard “The Giants will beat San Francisco” and had a wtf moment? It has been kinda confusing.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I laughed

I didn’t read the comments but I’m sure there were people offended

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

there are people who are like

GARRRGH HE IS THE DUMBEST PERSON ALIVE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 18, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

or something

TEM DAM LIBERLS

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

SCREW BIDEN HE CANT EVEN SEE RUSSIA FROM HIS PORCH

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I <3 YOU TOO, JPONRY!! HAVE SOME ICE CREAM!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

biden usually hogs it all for himself

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 18, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn double fisting it. Pro!

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Upgrade to Biden today!

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

soft cream bias

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Jan 18, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Blast. Now I want ice cream. I guess it doesn’t take much to trigger that.

by non sequitur on Jan 18, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I always want Ice Cream. It’s a problem.

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by nvsfg on Jan 18, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Eat too much of it and you’ll look it 2 Prince Fielders combined.

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

look like

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

his burn on giuliani was the best

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 18, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude should probably just wear a dunce cap everywhere.
/Biden makes funny face as camera zoom in
/cut to commercial break

by chilibean_3 on Jan 18, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahhh Biden is great haha

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s the best.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yu guys think this is a good deal?
ARLINGTON, Texas — Japanese ace Yu Darvish will be pitching in a Texas Rangers uniform in 2012, agreeing to a six-year deal worth approximately $60 million on Wednesday.

by pdxdublove on Jan 18, 2012 6:26 PM PST reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

No, Hu’s on the Indians now.

by Hyoton on Jan 18, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Horton signs with where?

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Willie Horton?

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Tim Horton

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Have a burger with a donut on the side!

by Bar None on Jan 18, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Watched the interviews on the DVD extras for Moneyball

Billy Beane says he thinks all 30 teams use some sort of metrics (some teams weigh it more than others). I just don’t see the Giants or Phillies using it right now.

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 6:27 PM PST reply actions  

Goldfarb

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

How much does Sabean listen to him? Sabean seems like a complete old school GM.

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Old school GM, old school manager, and they were even marketing the club as such a few years ago. Spirit Warrior, Balls of Fire!, Grittiness!

Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
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by ResDog on Jan 19, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

They ask him what he thinks and then do the opposite.

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Goldfarb is not a stats analyst.

No analyst would ever make decisions including “gut feelings” and an estimate of a player’s “heart”.

Makes me spleeny whenever I think about the guy.

by mrs. owlcroft on Jan 18, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

This seemed to be part of the movie “Moneyball” with the old scouts.

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

“Who’s Fabio?”

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jan 18, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure they do it, they just probably don’t listen to the poor guy a whole lot

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Jan 18, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

By "thinks"

He means “I have no rational understanding why the paradyme shift hasn’t applied to ALL GM’s by now.”

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jan 18, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

.

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=3747450&topic_id=&c_id=mlb&tcid=vpp_copy_3747450&v=3

Scan to the 30:30 mark to hear Neukom discuss it.

Scan to the 16:37 mark to hear Sabean discuss signing Renteria and the method of evaluation. LOL

Bill Neukom in 2009 on Inside the Clubhouse:

Well, Bill James is one source of information for us…but just one. And these guys(Sabean and Bochy) probably blend five and six sources of information about these players. And they have some of their own formulas that create statistics that they think are helpful in judging how these players might contribute as part of our 25 man roster. So the reality of the world is that there is a enormous amount of statistics about baseball, and their accessible to everybody. You don’t have to buy books, it’s on the internet to a large extent. And I think Brian’s guys, Jeremy Shelley, Yeshayah Goldfarb are two of the brightest analysts you could hope to have. Jeremy has been with us for fifteen years. There’s always this talk about the crunching going on across the bay, we’ve been crunching here ever since Jeremy came with us. And the best part of it is, that they’re baseball guys. They’re not just numbers geeks. We heard them for three days say to Bruce and say to Brian, this guys not worth it….
November 4, 2010

He’s(Yeshayah Goldfarb) part of a team that collects scouting reports, statistics, video and other data about many players, some that the Giants might want to acquire. He then performs intense analytics, but as second-year owner Bill Neukom told an MLB.com reporter, "These are not just crunchers who give you some funny numbers. They know the game, love the game and have an opinion, and they stand up to Brian and the scouts."

When Neukom was holding the World Series trophy and giving a victory speech on TV in Arlington, Texas, on Nov. 1, he immediately praised "Brian Sabean and his core of people." That core consists of VP of player personnel Dick Tidrow, VP of baseball operations Bobby Evans, and analysts Jeremy Shelley and Goldfarb.

"They deserve a lot of credit for burning the midnight oil all the way through the midseason," Neukom told MLB.com. "They looked at hundreds of possibilities of ways to reinforce this team. And they obviously found some good ones."

Goldfarb said he and his cohorts focus on taking a mountain of statistics and data and "putting it into a simple, understandable format for people that need the information."

Goldfarb said he usually works more than 60 hours a week, and he travels a lot, too, and that he’s "always on call." Though he usually doesn’t travel to Giants’ road games…

http://www.jweekly.com/article/full/59830/unknown-hero-helps-make-giants-world-series-champions/

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Booo !!!
The new inside the clubhouse isn’t on on demand. p00psicles.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 6:34 PM PST reply actions  

Maybe you have to wait a few more days?

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess so.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa. Cap’s Erskine just got a TRIPLE minor. I haven’t seen that before.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 18, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Watching this too. WTF lol.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

What the hell did he do? High stick, drew blood, and was an as about it?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently he simultaneously elbowed a guy and and drew blood for high-sticking

2:34 John Erskine: 2 Minutes for Elbowing Mathieu Darche
2:34 John Erskine: 4 Minute Double Minor for High sticking Mathieu Darche

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 18, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Watch them tie it up lol

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Neuvirth got rocked

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Did a special door open up or a never-used-before horn sound?

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s on again at 10 tonight.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks, as soon as I can get control of the remote….

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

It looks like also Saturday at 5:30 p.m. and Sunday at 10:30 a.m. In other words, a whole bunch of times. :)

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I stole the remote and set it to record, thanks for the heads up.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

No prob!

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked the small bit where she was impatient because Daniel Craig was so slow operating his Macbook.

by non sequitur on Jan 18, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

i sympathized with her a lot in that scene

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 18, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I also liked this line a lot...
Sometimes he performs cunnilingus. Not often enough, in my opinion.

by capn on Jan 18, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I was amused to see Steven Berkoff play the lawyer, along with his dry, “You were right to leave that out of the report” line. I’ve seen him twice, both times playing Eastern Euro baddies — once in Beverly Hills Cop 25+ years ago, and in one of the Bond films. I half expected him to be revealed as a badguy in this film.

by non sequitur on Jan 18, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

He had that vibe.

by capn on Jan 18, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Where can I get that shirt?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

But why isn’t it in Swedish?

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 18, 2012 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d would get the t-shirt in Swedish.

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Ever been to Europe?

They wear shirts with English nonsense all the time.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Nowhere near as bad as in Asia. Best euro one I’ve seen was underwear that said wealthy student,

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

The most confusing shirt I’ve ever seen in my life was an unassuming asian girl at Cal wearing a brightly colored t-shirt with the words “PEE AFTER SEX” in big bold letters on it. This advice is sound and now absolutely burned into my memory, but what the hell?

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 18, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s just being helpful.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Free birth control advice

by capn on Jan 18, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Helps to avoid urinary tract infections. Nice public service announcement.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh.

Did not know that.

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

The female urethra is quite short.

by capn on Jan 18, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

she probably didn’t either…until after getting an infection

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by son of ggf on Jan 18, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

The most fun is having the Kaiser advice nurse explain what to do after sex, what kind of underwear to wear, etc. Not mortifying at all.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Better than having your mom explain it all, I guess.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess our kids will just read about it on the internet….

by capn on Jan 18, 2012 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Or watch a helpful Korean animation about it.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course, here I am embarrassing myself about it on the internet.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure you were just asking on a friend’s behalf.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course!

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

What kind of underwear should one wear?

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Cotton.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

What other kind is there? Wool?

by capn on Jan 18, 2012 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Silk, satin, etc.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

ahh… i think i have been married for too long. I am also the father of two little girls. My vision of underwear is probably not typical.

by capn on Jan 18, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

PRINCESS UNDEROOS!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

my girls like to wear the days of the week…

by capn on Jan 18, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Each of mine of tried that – it ended up delaying the morning routine as they tried to find the right day’s unders. Heaven forbid they keep in the right order for convenience. And don’t even get me started on the upsets when it would be discovered midday that they were wearing the wrong day.

Little girls are funny.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

My littlest one is 5 and can’t really see too well anyway so when she asks me if she is wearing the right ones, i tell her yes. I’m probably a bad dad…

by capn on Jan 18, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Hell no. You’re a pragmatic dad. I may do the same on occasion.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The good news is that nobody else should be seeing her undies… So if she comes home and tells me that I was wrong, I will know that something is amiss.

by capn on Jan 18, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I so wish my littlest one could get super hero underoos. She’s big into superheros, and it would be cool.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

No WonderWoman undies?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Not that I’ve found! She was so thrilled to find female superhero (WW, Supergirl, etc.) t-shirts at Old Navy – she wears them all the time. They all have ginormous boobs, but the idea is nice, I guess.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

powerpuff girls?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Not sure those are available.

There’s a plethora of princess, Littlest Pet Shop, My Little Pony, Hello Kitty, iCarly, and Dora undies. But no super heros or powerpuff girls.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Hillary Underoos FTW

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by son of ggf on Jan 18, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Men are funny.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Right? Do they think we wear tighty whities?

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I do wear boy-shorts. So kinda. But never white.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

There is nothing worse than white underwear. Ugh!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Not that guys really pay that much attention.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Guys have very little interest in underwear other than getting it off

by capn on Jan 18, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

This is basically what I mean.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

What? Not in my experience.

by City Girl on Jan 19, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 19, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea who that is. Does he have a fetish?

by City Girl on Jan 19, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Herc!

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 19, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think I’d want to eat that soup.

by Hyoton on Jan 19, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s not true.

Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.

by ResDog on Jan 19, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Men, am I right?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 19, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

DID YOU JUST CHECK THE GAME ON YOUR PHONE??

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m such a man. I do that.

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by can of corn on Jan 19, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

While wearing boxers

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn skippy.

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by can of corn on Jan 19, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I did that for the Raiders/Lions game this year. The people at the next table noticed but didn’t say anything. IT WAS A BIG GAME!

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by ResDog on Jan 19, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Where is he hiding the phone?

by City Girl on Jan 19, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

You don’t wanna know.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

buttcheeks

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I was checking the status of my underwear delivery, actually.

In transit.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 19, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Natto just bought new underwear also

Grant must have insisted.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Maternity unders. Gotta stretch!

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by can of corn on Jan 19, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Some of us do! Its all about the fun boxer briefs

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I would add the meager opinion that few things are sexier than a guy in the right pair of briefs or boxer-briefs.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 18, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think I really care what kind of underwear guys wear.

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by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

My Twitter followers care.

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by Natto on Jan 18, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Only because you’re pregnant.

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by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Wha…?

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by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Twitter can explain.

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by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

The first thing I saw was this:

@natt0

@LarsTheWanderer @SeanGothman Grant is the father.

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by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Naturally.

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by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I find few things in the world more puzzling than boxer briefs. It’s not a legitimate compromise.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 19, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Disagree.

Briefs support, but look silly (and can chafe). Boxers don’t work with tightish jeans, and ride.

I love the compromise!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 19, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been content with my briefs, maybe it’s the brand you buy?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe my jeans just aren’t tight enough to make it relevant.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 19, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Who wears tighty whities?!

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Crotchless. You sound like you might need an education on women’s underwear.

by City Girl on Jan 19, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Careful, or people will think you’re volunteering.

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by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Under other circumstances, I’d be happy to.

by City Girl on Jan 19, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Hi, have we met? My name is Other Circumstances.

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

This is exactly the kind of scandal which will derail our administration.

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by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Look, if I wanna Clarence Royce it up, I will!

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Er, I mean, yes sir.

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 19, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not as bad as you think it is.

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

A little worse but not as bad as if you were to type lemon party. THAT was awful.

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the picture looks like a title of a book “Why do men have nipples?”

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

_____

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

My husband brought back some rather awesome English nonsense shirts for me and the kids from Korea.

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by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh man there is this store in the COEX Mall in Seoul. On the sign with the stores name “Bongzi and Bongzi” it says “The place that’s made by Jesus”. In Japan I saw a dude walking around with a cap that says “drunken” which was pretty funny cause he looked hung over

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Anybody seen both the Original and American versions?

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by bigboneded on Jan 18, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. But it has been a while since I saw the Swedish version

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 18, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I skimmed (that’s what I do, sorry) through the 2009 film the other day on Netflix. Noomi Rapace is arresting, though I did like Rooney Mara. I imagine that if I had carefully sat through the original, I would prefer it to the 2011 film. As it is, my initial impression is that the 2009 film was not as slick a cinematic experience as the English-language one with the big budget and big-name director.

by non sequitur on Jan 18, 2012 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked the new one, but I couldn’t get over the fact that Daniel Craig’s character wears thousand dollar three piece suits throughout despite being basically bankrupt.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 18, 2012 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, the guy in the thousand dollar suit can’t solve mysteries? COME ON

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by Natto on Jan 18, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Sherlock’s has a thousand dollar coat, he solves stuff!

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I want that coat.

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by Natto on Jan 18, 2012 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone wants that coat. Did I already give you the link to it?

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 18, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t seen it.

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by Natto on Jan 18, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

The blog Wear Sherlock goes through and finds the source of almost all the costumes/props on the show.

This is the entry for the Sherlock coat:

Belstaff ‘Millford style’ coat.
Worn by Sherlock in series 1 & 2 and wanted by every fangirl/boy in the world.

Pure Irish wool tweed bonded with a sophisticated, ultra-light microporous film, to make it waterproof without altering the natural qualities of comfort and breathability.
£1,350 / $2,188 Available at Belstaff’s Conduit Street store in London.
Not available online.

BONUS FACTS: Belstaff originally discontinued the coat, but after the sucess of Sherlock and the amount of enquiries they had about it they bought it back into production and issued this press release on their website.

As with most of the clothing used in television shows, there are two back-ups of Sherlock’s coat in case one is damaged or lost during filming. That’s £4,050 worth of costume budget gone on just Sherlock’s coat.

The red button hole on the coat was added in by the costume department.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 18, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

Deeeefinitely out of my price range.

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by Natto on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m sure there is probably a cheaper version of it somewhere

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 18, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Natto you might want to try looking at some of the vintage stores in SF. Last time we were there my wife was looking for a vintage handbag and mink shawl, we ended up going to the ones in the Haight, and there is also one near Union square. Anyway I saw a couple of Sherlock-ish coats, probably still going to cost a few hundred dollars though.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I got very sleepy and painfully bored about five minutes into the Swedish version.

It just seemed like a slavish adaption of the book (which I haven’t read), whereas the Fincher version was much more filmic.

by Every6thDay on Jan 18, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t imagine the American version being any better. I went in on the Swedish version with no background, loved them.

by Bar None on Jan 18, 2012 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The ending of the American version strayed from the book, and to me, was anticlimactic and disappointing.

by City Girl on Jan 19, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Flipping channels

I don’t get why SEC and ACC games are shown locally. There is an SEC game on CSN CA.. Action 36 shows ACC games.

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 6:38 PM PST reply actions  

/SDSU v. New Mexico coming up shortly

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by son of ggf on Jan 18, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

This makes more sense.

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Brad Zeigler is selling stuff on eBay for charity

I’m almost tempted, just for the novelty factor:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/280806792453?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

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by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 6:40 PM PST reply actions  

Oh, and that should be (i before e except after c and in words like neighbor and weigh) Ziegler. Sorry.

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by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Price isn’t that high.

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I just want the autographed copy of The Bullpen Gospels.

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by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

He has a few other lots up for sale, too. Including a gameworn WS glove from 2009, or something.

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by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Somebody won it for $93.12. Since this is for charity, I would have put the minimum at $100.

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The Rickey Henderson bobblehead goes for $50 on ebay.

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, that was a fail.

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by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

100% of the proceeds of this auction benefits PASTIME FOR PATRIOTS, an endeavor to support U.S. military troops and their families. PFP was created by Major League Baseball pitcher Brad Ziegler and is a 501©3 non-profit foundation.

All items in this auction were donated by Brad, and he is paying for all domestic shipping costs, as well as all eBay/Paypal fees. In other words, please know that 100% of the money spent by the winning bidder will go directly to supporting U.S. military families.

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a good guy:

Brad Ziegler @bradziegler
$1374.32 more for Pastime For Patriots! Thanks so much to everyone who bid, & congrats to the winning bidders! Your $ will bring happiness!

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by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I still would have put a minimum of a $100. I think he would have gone over that.

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably. But it was also more accessible to some having started lower, I think.

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by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

He does seem like a good guy!

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by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

yah what a badass!!! He’s put some cool stuff on auction in the past. Also, he bought a card of himself!!! So cool!

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 18, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I was wondering WTF that was when I saw it. I guess the greyhound (whippet?) was the tell.

by Bar None on Jan 18, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that made me laugh. Loved Chewie.

by Amynishiki on Jan 18, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

Rob Lowe (yes, that Rob Lowe) is saying Peyton Manning is going to retire.

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 6:47 PM PST reply actions  

…and the captain of the Italian Cruise Ship says he fell into the lifeboat….

Who do you believe more?

by capn on Jan 18, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

Well played.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Meanwhile Archie Manning says “nuh-uh”

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by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Breaking!

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by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

8,000,000 unread posts

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

No problo, Rob Lowe.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

My my, Mike Ty…son.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Jan 18, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice try, Stephen Fry.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
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by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Warriors

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 6:58 PM PST reply actions  

Heh

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by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 6:59 PM PST reply actions  

Is this from that game that nobody watched?

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by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Who knows?

Nobody watched it.

(yes)

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The ball = His NFL career

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by bigboneded on Jan 18, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The Inside the NFL highlights of the game

Are so fucking good right now

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by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 7:07 PM PST reply actions  

Inside the NFL Picks

Collingsworth: Giants
Simms: Giants
Sapp: 49ers

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by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Cris Collinsworth, played for the Bengals, lost 2 Super Bowls to the 49ers. Phil Simms, former QB for the NY Giants.

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Inside the NFL AFC Picks

Sapp: Ravens
Tomlinson: Patriots
Collinsworth: Patriots
Simms: Won’t pick cuz he’s doing the game

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by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Sapp wants a Harbowl

by capn on Jan 18, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently the other quarterback that intrigued Walsh in that draft

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 18, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

He might be biased.

by Hyoton on Jan 18, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t possibly understand why.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 18, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Deitsch and Rovell are in a Twitter war right now

Of course Deitsch is in the right

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by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 7:57 PM PST reply actions  

Can someone answer a question for me?

Who the heck is Darren Rovell?

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 18, 2012 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

wait 56 minutes and look it up?

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by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, I knew someone was going to say that. I asked impulsively, then realized, duh I’ll just Google it.

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 18, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

CNBC’s Sports Business Reporter.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 18, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

formally of ESPN

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh

He seems to make an ass out of himself pretty regularly on Twitter.

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 18, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I followed him for awhile on Twitter

And he was BY FAR the most annoying person I ever followed

Post these dumb twitter polls that he thinks mean something

Trolls for followers by saying outlandish things about major stories (in this current argument Deitsch is making fun of him for saying that Elway was “jealous” of Tebow)

He posted a column titled 112 rules of twitter

In summary, he’s a huge douche nozzle.

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by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

No Giants on Sunday Night Baseball...yet

http://www.espnmediazone3.com/us/2012/01/18/star-studded-schedule-for-espn%E2%80%99s-sunday-night-baseball/

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 8:12 PM PST reply actions  

I'm still hoping for a Ross signing

In different circumstances though, I’d like Blanco to make the team

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 18, 2012 8:20 PM PST reply actions  

OT: Red eye fix reverse

OK, so I was messing around with the red eye removal tool on Windows, and I got carried away and completely messed up a picture. I didn’t make a copy, so does anybody have an idea how to fix this?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jan 18, 2012 8:42 PM PST reply actions  

What was the original source? Is it still in the camera?

by Bar None on Jan 18, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I made a foolish mistake and was editing the copy on the hard drive, and forgot that Microsoft automatically saves upon close. The original is long gone. In short, there are things that are blue now that weren’t blue in the original.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jan 18, 2012 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, your best bet is with Natto…

by Bar None on Jan 18, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

+∞

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by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

revert to saved?

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish

If only things in life were that simple :)

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by KTJ on Jan 18, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s messed up about it?

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by Natto on Jan 18, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't ask how or why

But the lip colors got changed to blue. That’s the most noticeable defect.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jan 18, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

If you want, you can email it to me and I’ll give it a whirl.

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by Natto on Jan 18, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

natto dandy to rescue! go natto dandy no natto dandy

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by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? That'd be great

I really was just exploring the red eye fix effect and what it did, and forgot that Windows saves changes automatically.

I’ll send it right now.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jan 18, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe Natto can add an Alaska background so it just looks like everyone is really hypothermic!
/jk

by Bar None on Jan 18, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm

I’m intrigued. And maybe add a creepy Zito in the background.

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by KTJ on Jan 18, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Natto to the rescue! How did you fix it?

by City Girl on Jan 19, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I adjusted the color and saturation in parts where he wanted in Photoshop.

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by Natto on Jan 19, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Skyrim

Hey ya’ll. Has anyone who plays Skyrim on the other side of the law run into a problem with the fences?

I can’t seem to get the unlocked fences to buy my stolen goods.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 18, 2012 8:56 PM PST reply actions  

Are these the fences unlocked by doing Delvin’s city-specific special quests?

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Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 18, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I haven’t done Devlin’s quests yet but I think I’ve unlocked some other fences. Do I need to do Devlin’s quests?

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 18, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It helps

After doing five of Vex or Delvin’s quests in a specific city, Delvin will give you a special multi-part quest for that city. Finishing it will unlock a fence there – many of them are Khaljit caravans near the various stables.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 18, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooooh it’s 9:03 is wiki back?

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by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 9:03 PM PST reply actions  

Yup

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 18, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

In read-only mode.

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by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

SHANE LOUX!?!??!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:05 PM PST reply actions  

Just wait until Hinshaw makes a surprise entrance.

by Bar None on Jan 18, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

been following this guy on twitter, relief pitcher?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Hembree going to be in AA or AAA to start the season?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

No idea on Hembree, AA I guess…wherever he goes, he’s gonna be working on that second pitch.

Loux is the guy whose twitter asks how good you have to be to be a professional minor leaguer right?

by Hyoton on Jan 18, 2012 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

pretty much, lol

And Hembree looks to be a guy the Giants will see in a year i guess?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Louis D’or?
His arm is golden

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by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

you see this one in Costco?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YevEox4_Qq4

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

i think it used some clips from that in the video i posted

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by jponry on Jan 18, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

watching the video you posted now, it's epic

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s pretty funny….For many reasons

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by Giant among Angels on Jan 18, 2012 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yah, why are you at Costco if you care about the game?

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by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe work?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I watched one of the Giants playoff games at Costco.

by City Girl on Jan 19, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

OH MY GOD THAT IS AWESOME

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by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

i think following Taylor Price is the best thing to happen to my timeline

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

The sound in the How ’bout that video is repeatedly amazing.

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by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

one of the comments was spot on.

Johnny Drama from Entourage, VICTORY!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Incredibly well done.

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I may have cried a li'l during that.

Takes me back to the World Series.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

God how I hate hate hate those dark red unis with the boxy numbers and no stripes on the sleeves

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by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Not that it's in the video

But the related videos brought me to Ted Robinson’s radio call and dang that was a fantastic call.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 18, 2012 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Eric Davis seeing what was going on 3 sec before it does and saying he got him so early.

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by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That is kind of sappy. I cried.

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 18, 2012 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

wow yah that is awesome, some great memories in there, watching the kids react and cheer was the best part, reminded me of growing up

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 19, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

this comment cracks me up for some reason
its like i just watched Armageddon all over again

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jan 19, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

It's gonna be epic

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by son of ggf on Jan 18, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

i feel like the niners only play playoff games vs.

Cowboys, Giants, Packers…

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

it is true

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by son of ggf on Jan 18, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Those are usually the most memorable ones

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by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

probably why

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

However actually looking at it.. Number of playoff games vs opponent since 1970

Giants: 7
Cowboys: 7
Packers: 5
Vikings: 5
Redskins: 4
Bears: 3

Everyone else is twice or once

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by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

And the Giants 7 doesn't count this year's NFC Championship

So on Sunday it will be Giants: 8

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by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

there ya go.

Definitely figured the Skins… Vikings back in the 80s

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn’t have expected the Vikings there. Were any of those games back in the Nolan era?

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by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

the purple people eaters

their defense was legit. Browner?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Breakdown vs. the Vikings

1 in the 70s
3 in the 80s
1 in the 90s

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by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

There was an epic playoff game, I think 1971, played in frigid Minnesota that the Niners won. The Vikings were coming off their first Super Bowl appearance, so it was a considerable feat for San Francisco to go in there and win. I never hear anything about that game.

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by son of ggf on Jan 18, 2012 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I really hope

a) the Vikings don’t leave Minnesota, and
b) the new stadium that keeps them there isn’t a dome.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 19, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

The Giants' backup quarterback is David Carr

rofl

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by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 9:14 PM PST reply actions  

you laugh

but remember this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbZ22j_X8fE

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t understand why that stupid video is so popular on YouTube.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

because it basically sums up the last 6 or 7 years

just… people pissed off at a crap team

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to throwup.

by Every6thDay on Jan 18, 2012 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, the graphics look so dated. I guess it was 10 years ago.

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

chris collinsworth had creepy tiny shark teeth even then

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by jponry on Jan 18, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

wow remember julian peterson

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by jponry on Jan 18, 2012 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

HE was sick

and i still do own a Tai Streets jersey

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

wow remember ahmed plummer

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by jponry on Jan 18, 2012 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

lmao "boy he's got great hair!"

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by jponry on Jan 18, 2012 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

omg tim rattay sighting

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by jponry on Jan 18, 2012 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

He was pretty awesome for a bit

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 18, 2012 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember Strahan? Pointing at the scoreboard?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

i mostly remember shockey being a douche

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by jponry on Jan 18, 2012 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

when isn't he? haha

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

how the heck did TO score on that drive? the first drive.

freak of nature

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

i remember turning this game off, going upstairs, playing PS2 basically until the game was nearly over, and all i heard were cheers outside, people SCREAMING, so i switched it back and Streets literally just scored. Crazy

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

how was that NOT pass interference?

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by jponry on Jan 18, 2012 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

ohhhh

wow it offset with another penalty. lolol.

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by jponry on Jan 18, 2012 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

went from a heart attack to SCREAMING

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Friday at 11 AM “NFL’s Greatest Game”. 90 minutes version of this game.

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

NFL Net

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

You're a savior, DVR again gracias

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Then we went and got destroyed by the Buccaneers

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by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

and everyone lost their job

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Looking at the playoff log really is a trip down memory lane

We win the Super Bowl in 1998 if Hearst’s leg doesn’t explode on like the 2nd play vs. the Falcons

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/sfo/playoffs.htm

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by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

that was pretty gruesome

i definitely remember that, you’re right, as soon as they lost him they lost the game

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

A 7-yard gain, if I recall correctly!

by Every6thDay on Jan 18, 2012 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

awwww :(

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by jponry on Jan 18, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

i dont think there was a lower point last year than that… then Smith getting screamed at on the sideline by Singletary? ugh

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

i don't know if you can get any lower than people wanting david carr

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by jponry on Jan 18, 2012 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

no matter what happens this weekend, Alex definitely got all that crap off his back

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Luckily, I didn’t boo and then immediately call for David Carr…

but I’ve heaped oceans of hate on Alex Smith.

by Every6thDay on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I think tons of people have, and the people that say they haven’t are crazy. At one point in time in his career you had to get irritated

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

He was awesome at Fresno State.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

SO WAS BRANDSTATER

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw Ryan Leaf and Washington State play Cal in the 90’s.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

LOLEAF!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved him when he was a Bulldog.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I totally booed him last year at a Fresno State basketball game.

It was a proud day for me.

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by scout6 on Jan 18, 2012 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

after all he did for Fresno State... why?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Cause he sucks at football, and he was gonna suck for my 49ers.

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by scout6 on Jan 18, 2012 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Loved him at Fresno, last time they were good was when he was there

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I was not there when he was. Respect him for that.

But don’t fuck with my teams man.

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by scout6 on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha, ok, well then i forgive you. That’s on Singletary for that whole fuck up

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he got pretty banged up in Houston, cuz he was pretty damn good coming out of Fresno St.

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by son of ggf on Jan 18, 2012 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

My sister just won a Churchill scholarship to study with Nobel Prize winner John Walker, and she got into every single graduate school she applied to, including a couple that I didn’t get into. Unsure whether to be incredibly happy for her, or incredibly jealous. I guess both.

God dammit.

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 9:22 PM PST reply actions  

Your parents are offering to get you tickets to see the 49ers in the Super Bowl.

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by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

A) Don’t fucking jinx it and b) I’m probably not going to take them up on the offer even if the 9ers get there.

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Basically, your life sucks.

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by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Truthfully, I don’t really begrudge her. At least not totally. She works way more than I do, so there is that.

But I’m really annoyed that she majored in biology, was applying to ostensibly biochemistry departments, and is interested in a bunch of professors that are really hardcore chemistry in nature and that I would want to post-doc for—except I’d never have a shot of post-doc’ing for them unless I do spectacular things in the next couple of years.

Bah.

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

But in the morning, you'll be sober!

…I don’t get it.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Something like that.

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

We lead a charmed life.

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by Natto on Jan 18, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s a total prude. I’d have to explain all the dick jokes. It’d be awful. My own personal version of hell.

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get it.

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

What would happen if Dick Pole and Rusty Kuntz got married? Is it worse to be named Dick Kuntz or Rusty Pole?

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Rusty Kuntz-Pole

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

The hyphenated name was also what I was wondering about.

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember when Doug Fister got traded for Charlie Furbush?

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Proud to be the first person to rec this.

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by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 1:11 AM PST up reply actions  

That looks just like the Hanshin Tigers logo.

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by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Congrats to your sister!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2012 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

You would say that!

I’ll be sure to let her know you said so.

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Thank you =)

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2012 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

And to add that if she doesn’t change her mind and pursue something space related, you’ll kick a puppy into space.

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely

Let her know that a cute puppy’s future rests on her decision.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2012 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Killer space puppies!

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by ResDog on Jan 19, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Be happy for your sister! It’s a great opportunity.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m at least excited that it gives me an excuse to go to Europe; I’ve never been to the UK.

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

NIce! Which cities?

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I’m just saying that in the future I’ll have a chance. Haven’t decided on which, yet. Any suggestions?

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I really enjoyed Cambridge and York.

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by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Since she’ll be at Cambridge, I think that’s a given. I’ll have to keep York in mind.

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

NIce. I applied there! Cal, Oxford, Cambridge, Imperial and St Andrews.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Why’d you choose Cal?

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Because going back to my Great Grandpa on my dad’s side everybody on that side of the family has gone to Cal.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn. Talk about bloodlines.

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

What is it with Americans and St Andrews? I’ve never been able to work out why there are so many of you guys there.

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by Deleuzian on Jan 19, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

My nephew went there for a year on exchange from Tulane.

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Who did you get back?

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by Merope on Jan 19, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

A nephew that was a year older and wiser.

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by Lunkus on Jan 19, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

But it’s a good (but not amazing) university, which is seriously absolutely in the middle of nowhere. All that’s there is golf courses.

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by Deleuzian on Jan 19, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

It totally is in the middle of nowhere. The only reason I applied is the campus is pretty and my parents said I had to apply to at least 5 schools. So I applied with no intention of ever going.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

RAIN

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 19, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Makes corn

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Super jealous.

I loved England. So so so much.

by Cap M on Jan 19, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

NORWICH!!!

Just an hour from Cambridge.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 19, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

What is in Norwich?

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Old stuff.

Kidding. They have this sweet cathedral. This nifty street, which I promise you have seen in quite a few films. The Cow Tower and Dragon Hall. An impressive castle that has unfortunately been turned into a mall. It doesn’t rain there, and the weather is quite pleasant, in contrast to pretty much the rest of England. TONS of wonderful rural scenery. You can ride around on a boat across the Broads.

I dunno. Lots of good pubs and eateries. It’s more that it’s charming and no one gets to see it. I’ve been all over England, and Norwich is probably my favorite place there.

Liverpool is also pretty fun, but you have to be in the mood to party.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 19, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

And the beer.

More pubs then you can shake a stick at.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 19, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

than

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 19, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

i’d feel like i’d be in heaven if that’s the case

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, it’s not like Norwich has more pubs than London or Manchester or another big city, but the pubs it does have are pretty good.

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by Deleuzian on Jan 19, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Never been, but that sounds amazing. Why would you ever leave then? haha

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

British people never leave the pub, it’s why we’re all so drunk.

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by Deleuzian on Jan 19, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Plus, the beer is low proof, so you actually can drink the stuff all day without passing out.

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by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

i have trouble drinking lots of beer

I have to pee all the time

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by jctGamer on Jan 19, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

The brits seem like they usually put the loo in the basement or on the second floor, so you’re always able to burn off a lot of the beer calories by going to the bathroom a lot.

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by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s one advantage of wine. Also if you hold off the first time you pee in a session as long as you can, later urgency isn’t as bad.

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or

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by jctGamer on Jan 19, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

then you'd be spending money like crazy

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

The proper strength for beer is around 4%

And I shan’t have it any other way.

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by Deleuzian on Jan 19, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Rather i would drink 8%… so i definitely would be blowing a ton of money at the bar there. But you’re right, you could literally drink all day

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TWSS?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

But you can drink beer at noon and not feel like crap.

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by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

This is key. Lunchtime IPAs are brutal.

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by j14 on Jan 19, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

That is pretty awesome. I could just keep drinking instead of taking a nap

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll drink my beer whenever I want!

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Then go cider, my good chav, and never look back.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 19, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Mmmmmmmmm cider!!!

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Leave?! There are several dozen football matches in progress and for God’s sake it’s RAINING out there!

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 19, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

bring an umbrella though!!!! wait… that’s dumb

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s bumbershoot to you, Yank.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 19, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

tosser.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Who you callin a yank, pal?

i’d be too drunk to even realize it’s raining

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

just start calling everybody sodding chavs while you are stumbling around. its a great way to make friends

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh really? good info, can’t wait to go to Ireland, since i know my girlfriend will want to go there to check out her heritage

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

She can check out her heritage

And realise why they all left.

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by Deleuzian on Jan 19, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

BOOM! if i told her that, bad things would come

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember being in Ireland and sharing with some locals that I was from California. “California?”, they said. “Why the hell did you come out here?!”

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 19, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Or I think that’s what they said, understanding them was mostly guesswork.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 19, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

where are the Irish in California?

like is there an Irish part of San Francisco?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

The Little Shamrock has a legit history but stopped being Irish a long time ago. There was another place I went to that seemed pretty authentic (as in there were actual Irish people in there), but I don’t recall its name.

As for whether there is an Irish part of San Francisco, I have no idea.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 19, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

There aren’t too many ethnic-centric neighborhoods in San Francisco these days, I don’t think, other than the obvious pockets of East Asian and Asian American influence.

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by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Italian is pretty big there too, North Beach i absolutely love

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’d say North Beach is the obvious exception for people of European ancestry.

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by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Ever been to Mt. Davidson?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope.

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by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Huge cross at the top… basically only thing in the city about my heritage, ha

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Plus it has a nice view of the City. I thought it was a hike to get up there, but only took 10 minutes.

by City Girl on Jan 19, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Definitely is a hike, that is a steep hike up to the top, but you’re right, it does provide a beautiful view

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I love Mount Davidson.

by City Girl on Jan 19, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

/flashes secret sign

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

TOMMASSOS is absolutely awesome there

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I've been there!

Yes, it is awesome.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 19, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh, that’s pretty interesting. What about in the Bay Area? I know from my heritage, being Armenian, they’re spread out, but there are a TON in Fresno

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You should read this book.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 19, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

thank you!

yea, i’ve read a few books about it. My great grandmothers story was pretty crazy

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Here's your answer

It’s raining. Is there a rainbow in SF?

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POT OF GOLD

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There are always rainbows in SF.

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by Natto on Jan 19, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It used to be the Sunset District.

by City Girl on Jan 19, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, Ireland: The land of rolling green, endless traditional music, and completely incomprehensible dialects.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 19, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I think i’d love that more than anything else, since i can get drunk and make no sense, and feel comfortable doing it, since everyone else is the same

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

go to wales you might be even more confused

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

AND they INflect THEIR words in a comPLETELY diffeRENT WAY!

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by Lunkus on Jan 19, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Borderfolk.

Met a quite lovely lass from Durham when I was over in November.

by Cap M on Jan 19, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Durham isn't really the border of anywhere though

But it is where I did my undergrad.
Go Dunelm! [we’re English, we don’t have a mascot]

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by Deleuzian on Jan 19, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

that's true.

I guess I just meant further north.

by Cap M on Jan 19, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

The Geordie accent is pretty incomprehensible to outsiders though

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by Deleuzian on Jan 19, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I refuse to believe this

Everyone tells me that one particular accent from over there is more incomprehensible than whatever other regional accent.

Truth is, unless it’s the Posh accent, I have to concentrate a little bit harder for them anyway, and thus have no problems at all.

by Cap M on Jan 19, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Ever been to Glasgow?

Even I don’t understand that.

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by Deleuzian on Jan 19, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Glaswegians are crazy

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Scots in general are a tad more difficult, but no.

They sound like cartoon characters, but that’s not their fault.

But yeah, one of the guys I hung out with in London was from Glasgow.

by Cap M on Jan 19, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

My girlfriend and I downloaded the Cask Marque iPhone app so that we’d be sure to get good cask pubs. We didn’t know that there were going to be great pubs on literally every block. We didn’t use the App once for the entire time we were in London, Leeds, York, and Cambrdige.

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by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

The English take their drinking very seriously.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 19, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

If you’re ever back I’d suggest the Good Beer Guide app, it’s compiled by CAMRA (Campaign for Real Ale) and is very good.
Mind you, those 4 places are all very good for beer.

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by Deleuzian on Jan 19, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I really like the Adam and Eve

Though it was just one of many fine establishments.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 19, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t remember the name of a single pub I went to. They all had the same animal (the Fox and the Falcon) or historical (Knights Arms) themes.

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by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember Adam and Eve because the location was so choice and because the bloody place was built in the 1200s. I also recall The Shakespeare in Bristol and the Lyceum in London for a variety of reasons.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 19, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

The Shakespeare is the pub you remember in Bristol?

Pah! You should at least have gone to one of the cider places

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by Deleuzian on Jan 19, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

The hamburger there was amazing.

And it was the first English pub I’d ever been to.

Fat Cat in Norwich had some fine cider.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 19, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Middle of bloody nowhere, though.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 19, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Fat Cat in Norwich is amazing

There’s also a brilliant pub of the same name in Sheffield.

Never go to the Apple in Bristol? Cider on a barge!

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by Deleuzian on Jan 19, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I miss English pubs so much.

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by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Me too. Even in shithole London pubs, it’s better than the attitude holes that exist in this city.

by Cap M on Jan 19, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I lived in London for a couple years back in high school, loved it. The rest really depends on what you want to see. Like Rotoreuter said Cambridge and York are nice. I would say its worth a trip up to Edinburgh.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, if I’m going when it’s relatively warm, I’d definitely consider Edinburgh. I knew a bunch of guys who went to the University of Edinburgh from my time in Taiwan; I should see if I can dig up where they are now.

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I actually did the exact same thing this fall. My sister is studying in Leeds, so I used that as an excuse to take an English vacation.

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by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2012 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

As did I. My wife’s sister was at a month long retreat in Nice. I jumped on the opportunity.

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I love the Côte d’Azur. That whole area is awesome.

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Can I visit your sister too?

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by Natto on Jan 19, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Knock yourself out. I bet you’re a huge improvement over the dude she’s currently dating.

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by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Could he knock me out?

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by Natto on Jan 19, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

knock em out with your looks?

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Dude use your Asian martial arts.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, probably. But I doubt he would.

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by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Gentle Giant?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Wuss.

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by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

HA!

….wait… /remembers when i got punched in the face and walked away

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

DON'T YOU KNOW THAT KUNG FU STUFF?

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by scout6 on Jan 19, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

We could cement our alliance with a marriage, you know.

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Fascinating…

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by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

You should be happy for her, he’s a knight!

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 19, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

shift-A

Should I just go to sleep, or should I ask what I missed?

by wcw on Jan 18, 2012 9:44 PM PST reply actions  

sleep

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 18, 2012 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

GET OUT

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

You didn't miss anything.

Now go to sleep in your tighty whiteys.

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm Grantland just changed it's website layout

I think I like it

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by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 9:56 PM PST reply actions  

LOL it looks more like Deadspin now.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

It looks like it

But it didn’t do the whole dumb Top Stories thing which is what drove me crazy about the deadspin layout

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by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not bad, although I preferred the white background.

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by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Every6thDay on Jan 18, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Too busy

The white space was nice

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by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Go Kings.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 10:04 PM PST reply actions  

Warriors lost to the fucking Nets... dont matter though since we want the top pick

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the Warriors can draft....

Uh…. Um….

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

GREG ODOM!

Is he still in the league? Did he ever come back from surgery?

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

he's stil in the league

should be done

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It was great the year they drafted Udoh... specially since the Kings jumped the warriors for the 5 pick

in a 5 player draft

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

And Klay looks good

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

doesn't matter though, since we'll always suck

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

/nodnod

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Did the Kings ever reach a deal to stay in Sacramento?

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Not yet, but there is momentum.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that it will happen, but probably not until the last minute.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

19,000 a night tho, respect it

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I do.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

YAY! :D

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get why the Maloofs don’t try moving to San Jose; there seems to be room for another team in the Bay Area, and it would have an already existing fanbase. Southern California already has two teams.

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by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

No arena?

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

HP… or build one

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I would agree with another NBA team moving to the bay area, people would definitely show up. I think though, if Ellison were to have bought a team like the Hornets, he would definitely move them to San Jose

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

He was pretty clear about his intentions, wasn't he?

It would be interesting to see whether the name of the arena in Oakland would be changed if Ellison owned another team.

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by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I just don’t know if the NBA wants him to own a team… But it would awesome if he did bring another team to the Bay. They wouldn’t need to change the name since the Warriors are soon moving to San Francisco anyway

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't like that at all

The A’s are trying to blackmail the league by not playing to win until they get a chance to move, the Raiders might move to Santa Clara or Los Angeles in a few years, and now the Warriors are trying to move to San Francisco. It’s not right.

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by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Is a 17 year old saying, "get off my lawn?"

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Or at least, “back in my day…”

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

Sometimes I get that way about things that happened before I was born, so this is better than that.

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by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember discovering I had a rooting interest

while studying the Peloponnesian War in sixth grade.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 19, 2012 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

The Athenians were pretty clearly bad guys there.

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by El Person on Jan 19, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 19, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

/Thucydides gives quiet fist pump

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by Ott on Jan 19, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Woa, wait, what? I know the niners are moving to Santa Clara, raiders i had no idea they had any intention to move anywhere. Warriors moving to San Francisco makes sense since they play in the oldest arena in the NBA. In my opinion, i hope they don’t lose the loyal fans that show up in Oakland if they move to SF… but moving in next to ATT would be sweet

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Where would they play in SF?

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

ATT park!!!! YEA!!!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

no worries though, since nothing's been discussed

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

They were talking about building a stadium next to Mays Field.

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by Natto on Jan 18, 2012 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

parking lot

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

What, across the Cove or something? There isn’t a lot of room over there.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

They want to give the area from Parking Lot A south a complete makeover.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

It is a pretty crumby section of town.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

New basketball arena, a Crissy Field-type area, docks, and the commercial/restaurant gold rush that typically comes with these sorts of developments.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

GENTRIFY THAT SHIT

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I GENTRIFY THAT SHIT on everything!

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 18, 2012 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

all preliminary

Lacob talks a big talk, so i don’t expect ANYTHING

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Here’s something in the LA Times from a week ago about the Raiders

I don’t want the Warriors to leave Oakland because Oakland is a real city and it deserves to have pro sports teams. San Francisco already has the 49ers and Giants.

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by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

nobody cares? i kid

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

:’(

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

At least you kept your team in Sac! Especially on the brink of losing it

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that was nerve wracking.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Need to get a new arena

plain and simple

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

.

So sayeth Larry Baer!

And a wondrous place it would be.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

..........wow

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

There are like three news articles a day written about the prospective arena.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Very promising though

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d agree, but two out of three argue against it. And the SN&R basically loathes the idea (between puffs of marijuana). The hipster/liberal community is arrayed against the the plan, but who knows if those people even vote?

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

haha, just get something out there and vote on it, won’t know unless you try

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorta!

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 19, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Some of them do, and a lot of them are against people paying money to build palaces for rich players and owners while things like roads and schools fall apart.

That and…when does an arena ever come in under budget?

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by Merope on Jan 19, 2012 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

stadiums are and have always been huge boondoggle. They always cost more to build, never produce the revenue they’re supposed to bring in, and the city/county always losses millions in the end. The only benefit right now is it provides jobs for a few years (which is a big deal in this economy but still not worth it)

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 19, 2012 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s gonna say SACRA on one screen, MENTO on the other?
Also, is Sacramento Spanish for Sacrament?

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 18, 2012 11:45 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

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by Merope on Jan 19, 2012 7:44 AM PST up reply actions  

At least you kept your team in Sac! Especially on the brink of losing it

That fight is far from over. Like Winston Wolf said…

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 19, 2012 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn't like that, either

But I don’t see how Anaheim makes any sense financially.

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by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

If Anaheim gets the Kings

they’d be the least cared about team in LA, keep them in Sacramento

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It would be the single most aggravating place for the Kings to go. The entire prospect filled me with sadness and rage.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea… i couldn’t even imagine losing one of the teams you love to LOS ANGELES, not only that, but an area nobody cares about in Orange County

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

At least Los Angeles is a city. Orange County is the scrotum of the state.

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by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

If Anaheim made sense for a team, why didn’t the Clippers stay there? I don’t get it.

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by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

BECAUSE THE CLIPPERS ARE THE #1 TEAM IN LA, move over Kobe. They’re kinda pompous

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

It seems to be working now that they’re actually good, but for the longest time I couldn’t understand why they didn’t just move to Orange County or San Diego or Kansas City or St. Louis or somewhere.

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by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Clippers are meh...

they just have attention because of Blake and Paul. KC would be sweet, they used to have the kings, right? Great basketball town

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

STL would be better i would imagine

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

IIRC, the way the stadium deal is structured in Kansas City means that the operators of the stadium are better off if they never get a team. It’s a bad situation, which is sad because they really want one there.

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by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea… the way everything is right now is fine, no need to change around the location of teams

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Clippers were in San Diego up til ‘84 (they were in Buffalo before that) when the wonderful Donald Sterling bought the team and moved it to LA where he lived. He (and the NBA) thought they could make tons more money if he did so. He did. And that’s why they’ll stay

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 19, 2012 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly.

Why would The Worst Human Being In Professional Sports™ (Sepp Blatter being the only real competition for the title) want to move somewhere where he has to produce in the spotlight? As long as the Clippers live in the Lakers’ shadow (and arena), he can rake in cash with a losing team.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 19, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

focused on getting a new stadium

LA’s got one. In my opinion, STL should go to LA, JAX to STL

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Why not just JAX to LA?

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

could happen

The owner of Jacksonville i know has ties to St. Louis though

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

He started his company at the University of Illinois, didn’t he?

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by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

yea

that’s what i thought, it was somewhere in Missouri or Illinois. So that’s what would make the most sense

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. It’s actually headquartered in Urbana. I drove past it once and didn’t even know what it was until he bought the Jags.

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Makes sense then. But this all depends on St. Louis and what they do

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be, what, the third team to pass through St. Louis in the modern era?

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by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea… i mean, haven’t you noticed at their games, nobody shows up?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't ever watch Jaguars games, but I've heard that, yeah

It would be kind of cool to have the Rams back in LA, though. It would certainly make beating them more fun.

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by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

That rivalry would be rekindled

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think that's a fair statement

The A’s have had a fine offseason and are planning for the longterm, which is exactly what they should be doing with the Rangers and the Angels in their division.

by GiantPain on Jan 19, 2012 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

You gotta admit that, while Suck-for-Luck is a logical strategy,

the timing suuuuure is convenient for Lew Wolff’s plans.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 19, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

If they were just gonna suck

There’d be no reason to get Coco or Seth Smith.

by GiantPain on Jan 19, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, the league has yelled at teams before about not signing anyone.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 19, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

They’ve all but said that they won’t be attempting to win until they’re in San Jose.

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by El Person on Jan 19, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Joe Smith!

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by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Todd Fuller

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HANDSOMEST MAN IN THE NBA

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Goddamn replay slows down the NBA.

And it was already bloody slow.

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HOLY SMOKES

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I hope this was in reference to the Mavs-Clips game, because that ending was insanity.

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 19, 2012 1:13 AM PST up reply actions  

It was.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 19, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m gonna miss the black bar on Google.

by Hyoton on Jan 18, 2012 10:23 PM PST reply actions  

CACHE IT

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GO KINGS

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

GOD DAMMIT! NO

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Where the hell is this storm

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:38 PM PST reply actions  

OT: Handegg

Mel Kiper’s first mock draft is up. And while they are so far down the board that it’s very difficult to predict, but he has the Niners taking Alshon Jeffery (WR) out of South Carolina.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 10:48 PM PST reply actions  

TRADE FOR LUCK YOU DUMMIES

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

ALSHON is an absolute STUD

6’4 230, would basically be a Braylon Edwards but just motivated

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s more or less Kiper’s rationale. He’ll be the receiver Edwards wasn’t. He’s a big target who can post up in the red zone, which is obviously an area for improvement for the Niners.

And just for comparison, Vernon Davis is 6’3" 250.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

basically this. I liked what Sando had to say about it though, i have to get that

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

here:
Upgrading at wide receiver makes sense for the 49ers. The team used the 10th pick of the 2009 draft on Michael Crabtree. Otherwise, the 49ers have invested very little draft capital in the position recently. They used sixth-round picks for Ronald Johnson (2011), Kyle Williams (2010) and Josh Morgan (2008). Before that, they used third-rounders for Jason Hill (2007) and Brandon Williams (2006). Those are the only receivers San Francisco has chosen in the last six drafts. Under a best-case scenario, the 49ers would re-sign Morgan, who is out for the season with an injury. They would also upgrade the position through the draft.

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

A better receiving corps would help so much.

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by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Couldn't hurt

Alshon, Crabtree, Williams… SICK trio

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

This is where I would normally make an Alex Smith joke….

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Not quite on the same level, but it’s not unlike the layout the Giants have in Nicks, Manningham, and Cruz.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep… I’m a little worried, but this all depends on the pass rush and getting to Manning, also Culliver has to step up this weekend

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The O-Line also has to put up a good game against their front four.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

EXTREMELY CRITICAL

totally agree

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

Read this tonight: Since 2007, the Giants are 2-25 in games in which they lose the turnover battle and give up at least 20 points, including 0-5 this season.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve got to imagine that screening with those criteria gives an aggregate win percentage of about 20%.

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 11:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Or rather, it wouldn’t surprise me if the winning percentage was about 20%.

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 11:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Luckily for the Niners, they are engineered to do pretty much that. The key will be getting enough out of the offense.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s the 49ers stat?


TaylorPrice49 Taylor Price
The #49ers are 19-1 all-time in the playoffs when winning the turnover battle.

That’s pretty crazy too… But like you said, have to be concerned about the pass blocking against Canty, Osi, Tuck, JPP… got to be ready

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL this chart

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/fp/flashPollResultsState?sportIndex=pollindex&pollId=131541

Think Saints fans are a bit bitter?

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Jussssssssst slightly

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Aaaaand

Delanie Walker was back in practice today. I dunno how ready he is to play, but Walker at 50% is still better than Swain.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

we’ll see! We know it’s up to the doctors on whether he’ll play. He’s definitely better than Swain, plus he’s a HUGE asset as a blocker… anybody remember that block on Suh to spring gore?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:43 PM PST up reply actions  

This poll has turned around quite a bit. I believe a few days ago, the 49ers were only a slight edge.

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

For a while the gambling line had the 49ers as underdogs.

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by El Person on Jan 19, 2012 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

The line opened 49ers – 2 1/2

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by SFGuy on Jan 19, 2012 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

What is it now?

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by bgunn on Jan 19, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

It seems like Utah is always one of the highest states for the 49ers on these polls; for this one, it’s the highest of all. My dad tells me that it was Niners country in the late ’80s, and of course that was even before Steve Young.

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by El Person on Jan 19, 2012 12:14 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL Florida is at exactly 50/50.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 19, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn't go that far

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 19, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

They need to get a receiver or several.

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by El Person on Jan 18, 2012 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm sure you all remember how I've been pursuing one particular girl for six years.

Yeah, we go on our third real date-date on Friday. Shit is getting real. I’m awesome. And on my second whiskey.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 11:00 PM PST reply actions  

NICE!!!! Good luck man!

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You dog.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 18, 2012 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

IS SHE FRENCH?

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

ORLY?!

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, I thought she was French?

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

could you please explain what a fake date is then?

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by giant4life83 on Jan 18, 2012 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, i took my girlfriend out on a date to a sports bar… that was my FIRST date

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

good test, actually.

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by giant4life83 on Jan 18, 2012 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

she loved it! :D

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I went on a date once with a girl who asked me what happened when the ball went over the fence in baseball. Never saw her again

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by giant4life83 on Jan 18, 2012 11:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I have yet to find a girl who has any interest in baseball. Except this one Dodger fan, but she’s kind of a bitch.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 18, 2012 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Dating dodger fans... is that ok?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I could do it as long as the Giants are ahead in the standings.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 18, 2012 11:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Works for me too! haha

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I don’t see why not. Not like they have Dodger cooties… or do they?

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by giant4life83 on Jan 18, 2012 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

....O_O

now you’re scaring me, I HOPE NOT

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:49 PM PST up reply actions  

The Dodger cooties fall off with the clothes. You’ll be ok.

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by giant4life83 on Jan 18, 2012 11:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds amazing then

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

stop cheating on your gf by picturing naked dodger fans

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by giant4life83 on Jan 19, 2012 12:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Alyssa Milano?

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I don’t get that joke.

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by giant4life83 on Jan 19, 2012 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

She's a Dodger fan.

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ew

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by El Person on Jan 19, 2012 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Let me give you some advice

NO!

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by ResDog on Jan 19, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

…..well, my girlfriend at least knows that. She realllllly likes baseball, favorite player is Sizemore, also loved Thome/Belle. Anyway, she doesnt know how football works since nobody really spent time teaching her about it.

She’s a huge hockey fan, LOVE IT

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

eh, hockey doesn’t do much for me. make football her pet project! I liked football but didn’t truly understand it until Britney came along. Now, we both yell at the TV like we know what the better playcall was, haha

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by giant4life83 on Jan 18, 2012 11:49 PM PST up reply actions  

dude

it’d be sweet if i could just at least teach her if she’s up to it, or wants to learn. That’s awesome though, britney did you right! haha, same thing happened with hockey for me… didn’t know about it until i went to a game tho

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When it comes to football, I think she looked at me as if I were a bird with a broken wing and she was just teaching me how to fly

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by giant4life83 on Jan 19, 2012 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

haha, aw man, you should tell her that too

pretty sweet

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

she’d probably tell me not to get all mushy on her, haha.

/writes down that line for future use

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by giant4life83 on Jan 19, 2012 12:09 AM PST up reply actions  

hahaha. DO IT!!!! damn, gonna be emo, miss my girl, haven’t seen her in a month

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 12:10 AM PST up reply actions  

distance makes the heart grow fonder.

or some shit

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by giant4life83 on Jan 19, 2012 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

something like that, haha. Hopefully see her come May, at least maybe… O_O

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s kinda a long time man. 4 moths from now

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by giant4life83 on Jan 19, 2012 12:18 AM PST up reply actions  

It means Armando Zito is pitching!!

by Hyoton on Jan 19, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

We’d be drifting into semantics if I explained that. I guess it is the matter of time together v. actual wooing.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I see. So after Friday, you should see her again in what, 2014?

I kid.

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by giant4life83 on Jan 18, 2012 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s cool, you only crushed all of my self-esteem.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome back.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 18, 2012 11:21 PM PST up reply actions  

YAY!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry, I was just looking for a cheap ego boost

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by giant4life83 on Jan 18, 2012 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, JUST LET ME ENJOY THE MOMENT

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

If your enjoyment exceeds our collective enjoyment of crushing your esteem, I’ll allow it.

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SLOW IT DOWN!

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by ResDog on Jan 19, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow, just read all those comments Ed Reed made in the media about Flacco. Talk about a feeling of entitlement, huh?

Don’t know why Harbaugh doesn’t put the quash on that, if he’s anything like Jim. Yeah, call out your own QB a week before the championship game… smart

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by giant4life83 on Jan 18, 2012 11:07 PM PST reply actions  

doubt it's serious

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but seriously, Flacco has to prove himself

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Hasn’t Flacco already done that? They have won quite a bit since he’s been there. We don’t see Willis calling out Alex Smith or anything- teams should have nothing but support for their man. If you don’t think he’s up to it, you keep it to yourself but don’t tell the whole world

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by giant4life83 on Jan 18, 2012 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That's great, they can win all they want

but start winning in the playoffs man. That’s when it counts. Point is, who knows what Ed Reed REALLY thinks about Flacco, because i doubt they could care what the media says.

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Flacco looked at as a choker? I haven't followed the Ravens at all

and I suppose I just dislike the notion of badmouthing a teammate (or the appearance thereof) and disrespecting the whole team by saying what he said.

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by giant4life83 on Jan 18, 2012 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, he’s good. But in the playoffs he just doesn’t get it done… Dont know if they’ve gotten this far in the playoffs with him actually. But i wonder if Reed’s saying that to pump up his teammate to motivate him, but really, i doubt it’s anything serious

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know what to make of it. Just doesn’t sound kosher, yknow?

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by giant4life83 on Jan 18, 2012 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

oh no doubt

i definitely see it as “why would you even open your mouth about Ed?” But i dont know if Harbaugh’s gonna say anything to the best player on his defense, haha

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Personally, I’d rather have a less talented player than one who doesn’t know what the team in TEAM stands for, especially in a sport like football where emotion swings things

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by giant4life83 on Jan 18, 2012 11:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Vernon Davis prior to the Singletary outburst? Ed Reed is blowing smoke basically

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Vernon is maturing though. Ed Reed has been around awhile. Kinda hold veterans to a higher standard

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by giant4life83 on Jan 18, 2012 11:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Lol, Ed Reed can do/say whatever he wants though, he’s basically a team leader with Ray Lewis.

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

and team leaders don’t diss their QBs, attempted ploys at motivation or not.

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by giant4life83 on Jan 18, 2012 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

THATS MY QUARTERBACK!!!

Maybe Ed Reed was high

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably. Dude lives on the East Coast for chrissake

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by giant4life83 on Jan 18, 2012 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Went to Miami!!!

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people who went to the U call it the U because they can’t pronounce the whole name.

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by giant4life83 on Jan 18, 2012 11:56 PM PST up reply actions  

THUG U BABY!!!

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REP IT REP IT

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by giant4life83 on Jan 19, 2012 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

What?

Flacco is tied with the most road play off wins in HISTORY. And he’s only been playing for 3 years.

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by Azmanz on Jan 19, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

GET to the super bowl

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

plain and simple

he’s pretty MEH in the playoffs

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

THREE YEARS

This is the first time he’s even had a home game! How many QB’s make it to the superbowl within 3 years? Even Aaron Rodgers took 3 years (as a starter) to get to a Superbowl, and he sat out for his first 3 years.

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by Azmanz on Jan 19, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Either way, he’s been eh, in the playoffs thus far, that’s truth. Got to believe some of that is Cam Camerons fault… but he’s pretty mediocre in the playoffs, doesn’t need to be a stud though

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

5-3 in the play offs.

4-3 on the road (meaning he has a winning record when they are underdogs). 2 of his 3 losses came in Pitt, the other in Indi. I’d consider that an impressive resume.

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by Azmanz on Jan 19, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m talking STATS not wins/losses, much of that has to do with the defense.

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Definitely think he’d be better with a more consistent line, better offensive Coordinator, better receivers. Guess the way i’d put it, is that he’s INCONSISTENT

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I guess his career post season QB rating is 66.

Pretty Poor. They’ve only lost to teams that made the superbowl. But I guess that’s what happens when you make it deep in the play offs, so that shouldn’t be a surprise.

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by Azmanz on Jan 19, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

nah, i mean, he can be a GREAT quarterback if he had a better OC, Line, Receivers. He’s just inconsistent, and what you said is pretty typical though, lose against teams that go to the superbowl, basically the best team in the AFC

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

at least a competent line, OC… definitely like Flacco though

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Flacco was supposed to be an Eli Manning type QB, the franchise guy who could carry the offense on his shoulders and he’s never been that. Throws too many bad passes at the wrong time. Also, the Ravens have been good enough since he’s been there that they could have made the Superbowl at any point but didn’t and so it falls on Flacco

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 19, 2012 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Because Flacco should be better?

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 19, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

sick, nfl.com put up sound FX for the niners game

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:11 PM PST reply actions  

LOL

the referee to Will Smith: “DONT DO IT MR. SMITH, DONT DO IT!!!!”

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.nfl.com/videos/san-francisco-49ers/09000d5d8261ec09/Sound-FX-Saints-vs-49ers

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

is that when Snyder was pissed cause Smith was apparently poking him in the eye?

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by giant4life83 on Jan 18, 2012 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

yep, it was

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by giant4life83 on Jan 18, 2012 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I really, really REALLY like Whitner.

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by giant4life83 on Jan 18, 2012 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

took some bad routes... only complaint

and went for the ball instead of the sure tackle… but hey, everything happens for a reason, right?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:21 PM PST up reply actions  

if he takes down Graham, the Niners probably don’t have 1:40 left on the clock. But that’s a whole other thing.

Mostly I just like how he hits people so hard.

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by giant4life83 on Jan 18, 2012 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly, haha, i’m done talking about what ifs from that game, it’s over. haha. Him and Goldson… they just dont even care

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

for sure, they don't care. just knock dudes out

I was kinda thinking the Niners should go with either Goldson or Whitner for next season and let the other go (both FAs, right?).

Find another good safety who goes for the tackle instead of the ball- there’s been quite a few times this year when they give up the big play by going for the ball instead of the tackle

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by giant4life83 on Jan 18, 2012 11:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Gonna cost a bit of money to keep Goldson now i think. Whitner is signed, but one is FS, the other SS… But if they do part with Goldson they should be on the lookout for another Safety, even draft one possibly.

That is an area of concern for the team though man… Goldson/Whitner can be improved

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not familiar with whether converting free to strong safties works or not, but that might be an avenue.

my wish list:
trade Larry Grant for a big-play WR. Its an area of talent surplus
improve the FS or SS
improve the o-line with one addition
maybe get another CB?

other than that, everything is gold.

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by giant4life83 on Jan 18, 2012 11:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t get Larry Grant for much…
That might happen and will
They’ll probably draft somebody for the O-line, check out Kiilgore
Culliver’s been a huge find, look for them to lock up Rogers and find someone in the draft to compliment Tarrell Brown

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll bet Grant is worth a bundle. He filled in really nicely for Willis, and big fast interior linebackers who can tackle are always in demand.

I’d check out Chilo before Kilgore, but I was thinking more of a long-term o-line solution so Snyder doesn’t have to keep moving around.

I like Culliver, he’s mostly a nickel back though which is fine. Rogers will stay, no doubt. I’d be nice to have a faster CB to complement Brown, agreed.

What if Grant was shifted from ILB to OLB so the linebacker corp would be Aldon-Bowman-Willis-Grant? is that doable?

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by giant4life83 on Jan 18, 2012 11:55 PM PST up reply actions  

yea… but you’re basing that off of a few starts, he’s great at spot starting, athletic, definitely someone i’d hold onto, and if you look down a bit the niners could be projected to draft Alshon Jeffery, 6’4 230 WR from South Carolina.

Chilo, plain and simple, just isn’t good, if you go back to the Baltimore game, he gave up a ton of those sacks, they gave up 9? Chilo gave up a load. They could go after a veteran for sure, Snyder could be a backup at C/Guard.

Culliver is the fastest and could be the most physical corner the niners have. Look for him to matchup with Nicks.

Eh, you might be onto something there, not totally sure. Have to see how good he is at pass rushing and coverage. Like i said, he’s a damn good spot starter and can come in on a down or two and there’d be no production fall off from the ILB postion

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Chilo sucks, and may have cost the Niners that Baltimore game with his stupid chop block, not to mention all the Swarms of Suggs™ he let in the house as well.

Jeffery looks good, I just hope he has good hands. Sick of all the drops since Ginn had to become a receiver. and at his size, if he has real good speed I don’t know why he isn’t going higher in the draft.

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by giant4life83 on Jan 19, 2012 12:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea man, just don’t know what he was thinking on that play, he just should never have touched him. Suggs tho, is a flat out BEAST, he’s like Aldon Smith, but a crap load better.

Yea, me too. He looks pretty damn good, just hope he uses that size to his advantage in the NFL. Ginn, you can tell, they don’t really have him do anything but slants and out routes. I think Jeffery isn’t going higher is because of his production? not totally sure, but that’s something to watch as we get closer to the draft

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 12:13 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, Suggs is a beast though. have you ever heard him talk? its ridiculous, I’m thinking like “do you really talk like this all the time?”

Jeffery looks to have the tools to be real good, that’s practically Calvin Johnson size he’s got. May end up a TE to pair with Vernon… oh, how a man can dream

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by giant4life83 on Jan 19, 2012 12:17 AM PST up reply actions  

What I liked most about that play on Thomas? (Since I am assuming Whitner wasn’t trying to go helmet-to-helmet).

He just gets up and walks away, like a boss.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 11:34 PM PST up reply actions  

LIKE A DAMN BOSS!!!! ha, yea, he's like "i'm letting the other guys go after the ball"

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup, Davis got in there and shoved him, Staley was without his helmet

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:21 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL
the referee to Will Smith: "DONT DO IT MR. SMITH, DONT DO IT!!!!"

If only that ref had been around when the remake of The Karate Kid was being planned.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 19, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

WATCH THE BOOTLEG WATCH THE BOOTLEG!!!

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by say hey nation on Jan 19, 2012 6:43 AM PST up reply actions  

i noticed that the 49ers scored in the game in 2003 on a similar play by Garcia

not exactly the same, but similar.

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by jponry on Jan 19, 2012 6:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't know if anybody saw this.

It’s from October: http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=7132639 about Patrick Willis home life.

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 11:14 PM PST reply actions  

yea... on E:60

it was pretty damn good, his life story is incredible

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder how busy the streets in SF will be. First time in the NFC title game since 1998 but it’s Chinese New Year’s eve.

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by SFGuy on Jan 18, 2012 11:31 PM PST reply actions  

Well, this i know for sure, the police department will have their hands full this weekend

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:38 PM PST up reply actions  

This is an arrogant column: http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/7469481/2012-nfl-playoffs-new-york-giants-most-complete-team-nfl-final-four

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by SFGuy on Jan 19, 2012 12:48 AM PST reply actions  

The entire argument seems to be, “They beat the Packers once!”

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by El Person on Jan 19, 2012 12:51 AM PST up reply actions  

So awesome.

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 19, 2012 12:58 AM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

Seriously, I would take the Niners over any non-Packers team.

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by El Person on Jan 19, 2012 1:08 AM PST up reply actions  

nice

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Jan 19, 2012 1:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Self-obsessed crap for a self-obsessed market.

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by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 12:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Stuff like this is when I hope ANYBODY beats them 49-3. If not the 49ers, than either the Pats or Ravens in the Super Bowl.

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by SFGuy on Jan 19, 2012 12:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Patriots-Giants would be the worst possible Super Bowl.

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by El Person on Jan 19, 2012 1:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I think ESPN just came thinking about it though….

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 19, 2012 1:11 AM PST up reply actions  

QED

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by El Person on Jan 19, 2012 1:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Good chance of that happening.

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by SFGuy on Jan 19, 2012 1:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow...I guess ESPNNewYork is looking for an editor...
The Giants are again just two wins from the Super Bowl. Now there’s talk of Vegas taking a bath because of the long odds it set against them, and talk swirling around now that if Coughlin does notch a second career Super Bowl title, he might just join the likes of Bill Parcells and Don Shula in the Hall of Fame someday. Not bad for a guy who heard he might lose his job six weeks ago.

No one in the league - not San Francisco, not the Ravens, not even the 49ers, good as they are - can match everything the Giants do well.

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by say hey nation on Jan 19, 2012 6:14 AM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, the Giants are the only team left with both a good to decent D and a good offense. Also, to be fair, the Giants also have the worst record than anybody else in the playoffs and eeked in mainly because the rest of the NFC East sucked. Everybody seems to forget that about them

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 19, 2012 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Its a ESPN NewYork.com article, I’m not to upset by the bias. I’m just shocked that the editor missed those two errors. They are 1 game from the super bowl, and he mentions SF twice.

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by say hey nation on Jan 19, 2012 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

The Giants scored one more point per game than the 49ers.

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by El Person on Jan 19, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

The only Hall of Fame Coughlin will be inducted into

is the douchebag Hall of Fame.

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by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

"most complete team"

As in 9ers with great 4 man pass rush, fast LB core, awesome secondary, Great kicker\punter\return\coverage on SP, Running game and … a modest passing game. Giants might have most of that, with a better passing game, and weaker running game.

They are hot, give them that, but not 600 yards 3 games in a row hot… wait how did that team lose?

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 19, 2012 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I sometimes think people underestimate the advantage the Niners special teams gives them

The field position differences this year are staggering.

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by jponry on Jan 19, 2012 7:49 AM PST up reply actions  

The offense likely would have scored much fewer points if not for the special teams (and the defense, obviously).

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by jponry on Jan 19, 2012 7:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

The Chargers in 2010 had number 1 offense, number 1 defense, and special teams that gave up clutch TD after clutch TD. They finished the year not making the playoffs. It is overlooked, and it’s importance jumps the better your defense is.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 19, 2012 7:51 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Some fool in the comments section of that article has this pearl of wisdom to share with the world:

kwilhelm970
How does SF have better special teams? Giants punter is better, our kickers are about even, and SF has a better return game. Seems pretty evenly matched to me….
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 19, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

/kicks it to DeSean Jackson

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by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Dummy. NYG is about average.

9ers are awesome. (Will be interesting if it’s Pats v 9ers, both have great special teams)

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by Azmanz on Jan 19, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

link

http://footballoutsiders.com/stats/teameff

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by Azmanz on Jan 19, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Niners running game is vastly overrated.

With that said, their passing game is underrated.

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by Azmanz on Jan 19, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not so sure that the running game is overrated. Frank Gore has lost a step, but Kendall Hunter is awesome.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 19, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

24th best running game, 12th best passing.

Getting 9 yards on a draw when it’s 3rd and 11 isn’t good.

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by Azmanz on Jan 19, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Crap.

Is it the time of year again for indignant complaining about sportswriters being biased against our team?

by GiantPain on Jan 19, 2012 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

The article is great for its random and senseless direction and multiple errors.

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by say hey nation on Jan 19, 2012 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Any media reporting that is related to sports is pretty crappy. Especially sports reporting and sports talk radio. The only ones that are any good are the ones that realize that sports are an entertainment, but unfortunately its a livelihood for the reporters so they end treating it like life or death with no humor and enjoyment.

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by say hey nation on Jan 19, 2012 8:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure which is harder to read, the poor editing, or “complaining about poor editing = indignant complaining about sportswriters being biased”.

by Hyoton on Jan 19, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Meh. I misread the comment tree.

by Hyoton on Jan 19, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Uh

The original comment, which I replied to, said nothing about poor editing, unless “arrogant” has somehow become a synonym for that.

by GiantPain on Jan 19, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Meh

I misread the response, but the point still stands. You are taking a rather cheap sarcastic jab at SFGuy.

by Hyoton on Jan 19, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah

You already conceded that you were talking about the “arrogant” in SFGuy’s comment. But pretending that it is not about him is a fine example of passive aggression.

by Hyoton on Jan 19, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a good thing he has you looking out for him.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 19, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, do you think I am incorrect?

by Hyoton on Jan 19, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

you inferred

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by jctGamer on Jan 19, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

(ostensibly,)

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 19, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, again, do you think I am incorrect?

by Hyoton on Jan 19, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I've crossed swords with the owl on multiple occasions

That doesn’t mean any objection I raise is a condescending jab at the man. So no, I don’t think you can take that stance.

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by jctGamer on Jan 19, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

So you disagree as to the tone?
Crap. Is it the time of year again for indignant complaining about sportswriters being biased against our team?

There’s no question as to the comment it refers to based on the reference of “arrogant” later on. It isn’t general. And I would definitely read that as “condescending jab”, particularly the highlighted sections (“indignant” being read in the tone of “irrational”). Particularly when the only objection initially raised was that it was arrogant and not that it was literally biased. You think differently?

by Hyoton on Jan 19, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

And yeah

Owlcroft is fun to read but his style drives me nuts.

by Hyoton on Jan 19, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, because I also would say the exact same thing as him in this case. The indignant complaining about sportswriters being biased is pretty much an epidemic around the internet these days.

and I have zero angst towards SFguy. So I don’t think you can conclude that he said those things because of any personal bias against him.

unless you also think I have some sort of personal hatred towards SFguy.

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by jctGamer on Jan 19, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I am not extremely enthused by “indignant complaining about sportswriters being biased”; I also
think:

A. Indignant complaining about “indignant complaining about sportswriters being biased” is as irritating as the sources; and

B. Think that perhaps calling something an “arrogant article” isn’t exactly deserving of getting the "STOP COMPLAINING card.

I don’t think there’s a personal bias going on, but that’s the comment the reply was to.

by Hyoton on Jan 19, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I was talking about the arrogant in SFGuy's comment.

Him saying that that article is “arrogant” is the kind of amateur media criticism I dislike.

Is there something unclear about what I’m saying?

by GiantPain on Jan 19, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

What kind of media criticism do you find acceptable?

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by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

NERB!!

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 19, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Media Matters!

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

But it IS an arrogant column,

obviously (and poorly) written to troll readers into commenting.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 19, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

You seize on a good point here.

Trolling for comments is a very common way of moving traffic these days.

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by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

It felt like such a rush job. As I read it, I just kept thinking,

“Her editor clearly woke her up this morning with a demand for x number of words by 10am on why the Giants should win it all.”

If they cared at all about the quality of her point or writing, there’s no way a sentence as clunky as that “giant-killing” business makes it through.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 19, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

ESPN's editors are pretty roundly shitty

The content that gets put on their front page is pretty embarrassing sometimes.

If there’s one thing they’re not, it’s the Worldwide Leader in Proofreading.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

That last part reminds me of this.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 19, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Huh?

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 19, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I think one could be picking the Giants for this game and still find it pretty arrogant.

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by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

On the West Coast….it’s always that time. It’s been kinda funny to listen to the hockey coach Boudreau… he got fired from the Washington team and is now in Anaheim. He has been amazed at what west coast teams put up with:

They travel more than east coast teams and they don’t have as much time to practice. “off days” are generally spent in travel not practice.

His players don’t get the recognition they deserve. His goaltender had some crazy game the other day with like 109 saves in a period and got no love on the highlights.

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by Merope on Jan 19, 2012 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

It wasn’t about being biased toward the 49ers. This idiot also dumps on the Ravens and Patriots. She’s saying as if no team is better than the Giants.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
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by SFGuy on Jan 20, 2012 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

and I’m someone who thinks the Giants are going to win

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
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by SFGuy on Jan 20, 2012 12:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Manning has had the sort of season that’s left people saying he, and not Brady, is now the most clutch quarterback in the league.

No one has said that. No one. And judging by the passive voice here, Ms. Howard doesn’t want to be the first.

And this

The Giants also have Coughlin, their been-there/done-that 65-year-old head coach, who has a proven knack for putting together the sort of giant-killing game plans that always give the Giants a chance to roll into wherever they play and steal out of town with another win.

is just straight-up terrible writing.

LOL “Tom Coughlin’s giant-killing game plans.” Let’s hope so.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 19, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah that giant killing wording really tripped me up. I was like wut? Its detrimental to the giants? Then I realized what he meant.

And yeah, Brady just threw 6 TD’s and broke Marino’s record with 1/2 the weapons the slobber mouth, I mean, Eli has.

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by say hey nation on Jan 19, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

If Tyree doesn’t make that ridiculous catch or Favre doesn’t throw his usual last second interception, that entire section of the story wouldn’t have been written

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 19, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Whoa

I didn’t know Johnnie Morton was the WR coach.

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 19, 2012 6:49 AM PST reply actions  

oh it's a different John Morton

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 19, 2012 6:50 AM PST up reply actions  

This was not the Morton you’re looking for?

by Hyoton on Jan 19, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Giants 2010 vs. Niners 2011-2012 parallels

1) Misfits becoming heroes (Alex Smith, Carlos Rogers, Whitner = Huff, Ross, Burrell)

2) Legitimate stars carrying pitching staff/defense (Willis, Justin Smith, Goldson = Lincecum, Cain, Wilson)

3) Enigmatic player puts it together (Sanchez = Davis)

4) Rookies/Young players emerging as stars (Aldon Smith, Bowman = Posey, Bumgarner)

5) Shitty deals with no impact (Edwards=Guillen)

6) Beat a team from the South in dramatic fashion in the 1st round of the playoffs (Saints=Braves)

7) Hyped East coast team in the division/league championship (Giants=Phillies)

JUST SAYING

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by DFARowand on Jan 19, 2012 7:35 AM PST reply actions  

I've thinking that there were a lot of parallels between the two seasons.

I just don’t know if #2 makes much sense. I also don’t follow you on 5.

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by say hey nation on Jan 19, 2012 7:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Yah the Goldson/WIlson parallel was a bit of a stretch

I think the Edwards/Guillen parallel is pretty self-explanatory. Only difference is that we got Guillen via trade and Edwards was just a signing.

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by DFARowand on Jan 19, 2012 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I meant 3…

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by say hey nation on Jan 19, 2012 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I ’m good with 2.

Also..I forgot that Braylon Edwards and Jose Guillen even played in SF….

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by say hey nation on Jan 19, 2012 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I mean Vernon Davis=Freaddy Sanchez?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 19, 2012 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh wait…you meant Dirty?

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by say hey nation on Jan 19, 2012 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Yah

It’s not perfect but I just thought of it as having all the tools and then putting it together.

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by DFARowand on Jan 19, 2012 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

That works better, I was thinking Freddy Sanchez b/c of what he did in the WS with that grab.

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by say hey nation on Jan 19, 2012 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Long term deal with terrible player = Chilo

by Hyoton on Jan 19, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL JETS

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2012 7:52 AM PST reply actions  

Oh wow. I really don’t like Rex Ryan.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

I still love LT, but glad his team stinks.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 19, 2012 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Rex Ryan really needs to shut up

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Tomlinson's point is definitely valid, and I'll bet Ryan DOES tone down the brash predictions.

But I love Rex Ryan and his refusal to filter his thoughts through the Corporate Doublespeak Bland-U-Lator™. The NFL needs more people like him.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 19, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh yea it definitely is, it’s good to be confident and everything, but that can definitely piss off your team. Good thing is, outside the Pepsi Max commercials, he’s in nothing, the guy just needs to tone it down, like you said just a bit

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

oh my

Have you seen the band of green ready to drop down upon us? I think it might rain today.

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by Merope on Jan 19, 2012 8:19 AM PST reply actions  

Before it's pushed off the front page...

I’m surprised Grant didn’t mention WHICH (witch?) angry wizard he sees in that Offseason Frustration graph.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 19, 2012 8:40 AM PST reply actions  

Well, here comes the storm, FINALLY, just coming on shore here in Santa Cruz

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 8:49 AM PST reply actions  

just no allergies, right?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Not yet, but just give it a couple of days.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 19, 2012 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh Tortured, I don’t know if you our your husband have an Xbox, but they provide complete coverage of all the tennis matches via the ESPN app on there. My wife discovered that last night, it’s pretty cool actually. Waaaay bettter than the ESPN 2 broadcasts lol

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

No, but we have a Wii. Will that work?

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 19, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t have a Wii. If they have an ESPN app for it I’m sure it would.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

The ESPN app for Xbox is pretty great.

There is not one for the Wii, Tortured.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 19, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, I have the ability to watch Rugby and more soccer. It’s awesome.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Live streamed motorsport events where they just let the camera roll all day!

by chilibean_3 on Jan 19, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Unless its WRC or F1 I don’t care.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s endurance racing and Euro-Style Rallycross. You may be interested in the rallycross. It’s not rally but it’s damn entertaining.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 19, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I know what it is. They have the Le Mans series too?

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

DTM is also an acceptable form of racing that I would watch.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

They had the ALMS and a bunch of season on demand. Haven’t checked in a while to see if they are still up.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 19, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice, I automatically and unfairly assumed you were referencing LOLNASCAR.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

i hope there's a downpour! HA! well... just no allergies though

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

good gravy, I don’t. I spent an hour last night moving boxes and books away from our stupid leaky window upstairs. I won’t be home this afternoon either, so I could come home to a big wet surprise later on.

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by Merope on Jan 19, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

We kinda need the rain… so i’m good with tons of it, they’re expecting 6’ in the mountains. Hope that it isn’t TOO bad for you at home though merope

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

hey it can rain. Nothing wrong with a nice steady a few inches every day type thing. It’s when we get downpours with a few inches in a few hours where we’re in trouble. They’ve “fixed” the downspouts every year since we’ve lived here and they’ve not really fixed anything yet. They need to replace the damn things but the owners are too cheap, and it’s not the owner’s door we have to go pounding on at 1 in the morning for help.

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by Merope on Jan 19, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

OH, ok. Doubt there’s going to be a downpour, pretty sure it’ll just be a steady rain. That just sounds stressful as hell trying to get all that fixed, especially when the rainy season is literally just starting to hit this week

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Tortured,
Are you allergic to tree pollen, grass pollen, weed pollen, mold spores, or some combo?

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 19, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Mostly trees and grass.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 19, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

allergic to grass and you live in Santa Cruz?!?!?!
/shows self to the door

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by Merope on Jan 19, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Not that I know anything about anything, I’m just trying to think a tree that would shed pollen so quickly after a rain. Grass yes, mould (fungi) absolutely, that’s their deal. Hope you dodge it this time and/or have a good arsenal of remedies.

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 19, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh god… Ashkon again?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 8:55 AM PST reply actions  

Wait what?

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

did another song for the niners

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

haha you 49er fans have to deal with Ashkon more than usual, suckers!

by chilibean_3 on Jan 19, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

GOT MAH NINERS IN PARIS!!!! Good job sampling Kanye/JayZ song

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

ED LEEEEE 2 LEGIT TO QUIT

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL COWBOYS FAN HAS TO WATCH DIABETES SAM ELLIOT

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by say hey nation on Jan 19, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

haha you like the Cowboys

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by El Person on Jan 19, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

WE'RE DOOMED!!!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Tim Lincecum, right-armed heaver for the San Francisco Giants needs to work on his throwing

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by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Heh
Based on Evans’ declarations, the contract will not be smaller than one year.

I can’t imagine that they would try to sign Timmy to a half-year deal.

by jhawx on Jan 19, 2012 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno. Timmy sometimes isn’t very good in August, I say we don’t pay him for August.

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by Merope on Jan 19, 2012 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I would be for this.

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by El Person on Jan 19, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

That article reads like one of those wire-service game summaries written by a computer program.
The two parties are currently struggling to meet each other halfway. This is, in Evans’ opinion, what negotiations come down to, in the end.

Oh, is that what negotiating means? Huh. I learn something new every day!

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 19, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I get the confusion, though
They know each player is different; therefore, they prefer to look at his past contracts in order to determine where he should be classified. In 2009, Lincecum earned only $650,000, but the recent contracts have raised his income.

by Hyoton on Jan 19, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

/grabs stomach, groans
The salary that the 27-year-old baseball pitcher requested to San Francisco Giants almost equals the record amount sought in arbitration.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 19, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Baseball pitcher?!

I thought he was a water pitcher, dammit! No deal!

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 19, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I demand a sweet tea pitcher.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Shouldn’t it also be “requested from” or “sent his request to”?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 19, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

yea, i remember this was on ESPN a few years ago

hilarious

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m so confused. Did they all think the whistle blew?

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh.

What are the rules on snapping the football?

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

It was totally legal.

The center just has to hand the ball to the guy behind him in any way he cares to do so.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 19, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it was a bad sell on the part of the center. This sort of trick play happens from time to time in the junior levels, with the center or QB usually indicating that something is wrong with the ball. I’ve never seen them just wade through the D-Line like that, though.

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by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait, really?

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, I found myself wondering that during the Stanford-Oregon game when Oregon scored its first touchdown and lined up to go for 1/2. Never did get resolution on that.

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

The only reason between-the-legs is standard is because that lets the center get into fighting position fastest.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 19, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I guess if he did anything but between the legs, he’d usually get clobbered by the nose/defensive tackle.

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the most brilliant thing I’ve ever seen.

by non sequitur on Jan 19, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Well... Fred Lewis to the Indians

i bet my girlfriend is happy

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 9:18 AM PST reply actions  

Tell me it is a minor league deal!

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by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2012 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

It is! Yes!

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by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

yup
The Indians announced that they signed outfielder Fred Lewis to a minor league deal that includes an invitation to MLB Spring Training.

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Your girlfriend is rotorueter?

by Hyoton on Jan 19, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Is this some kind of subtle sarcasm?
We can look at major-league pitchers who have gone to Japan and come back to the majors, but there aren’t many of those guys of consequence; Colby Lewis, of course, is the most recent notable example.

Or has Rob Neyer never heard of Ryan Vogelsong?

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by Tortured on Jan 19, 2012 9:18 AM PST reply actions  

LOL GRANT'S BOSS

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

To be fair

Vogelsong didn’t go to Japan then come back to the majors. He went to Japan, then came back to the minors for a couple years, then the minors with the Giants, then the majors.

by GiantPain on Jan 19, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

He did come back to the majors, just not directly.

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by El Person on Jan 19, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes I feel like Grant is Bochy

Have this great mobile SBN app but elects to use fanposts (which the app can’t display)

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by CalBear949 on Jan 19, 2012 9:38 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

I’m sorry, but TBH your performance just hasn’t been up to par lately. Going to SJ will help you clear your head and get back in your groove.

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by say hey nation on Jan 19, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

hahah!

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Remember, Mundos Cafe in Monterrey!

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

will do!

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by CalBear949 on Jan 19, 2012 9:44 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Wave to me as you drive by downtownish.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 19, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t buy into Vogelslong and Zito/Surkamp, but hey, Saunders and Collmenter!

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by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

2. Los Angeles Angels: Jered Weaver, Dan Haren, C.J. Wilson, Ervin Santana, Jerome Williams.

Well, I’m convinced.

by Evan on Jan 19, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Their 1-3 is pretty awesome though.

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

So is the Giants'.

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by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Haven’t seen Jerome in a while, but is he better than Zito? I always liked that young man.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 19, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

It would be great to see him make a comeback.

by Evan on Jan 19, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I got my picture taken, kdl style, with Jerome about 2 days before he got dealt. And then Noah happened.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 19, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

first start last August

… was very nice. (Highlights.) Had a slider, good changeup, and a nasty 92-mph sinker. Who knows if he’ll be able to sustain this for an extended period of time, of course.

by non sequitur on Jan 19, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Considering their offense

Jerome just needs to be Not-Zito.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Is Santana better than Volgelsong?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 19, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

And he called Surkamp a tosser (this might be a Britishism). So rude.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

YU DARVISH, Who?, Who?, HE PITCHED IN JAPAN TOO!, CLOSER NOW STARTER!

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by say hey nation on Jan 19, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, those Yankees have a delectable pitching staff. I mean, Ivan Nova. AJ Burnett. Then they have Phil Hughes AND Freddy Garcia. Heck, between Garcia and Sabathia alone they could feed an entire African nation, though probably not one of the big ones.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 19, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

They have a greta stff though, CC, Koruda, Pineda, Hughes and Buirnett/Nova/Garcia as your fifth?

Not a bad rotation at all. They belong at 4 or 5, IMHO.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 19, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

The only ones that don’t belong are the rangers and diamond backs.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 19, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, and I can’t wait for Vance Worley to implode. The Vanimal is a giant douchge bag, who is beloved here in Philly.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 19, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

“Yes, the Giants had the second best rotation ERA last season but REASONS!”

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Yea, there it is.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 19, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

The Rangers at 3? Really?

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 19, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

They’ve got a ton of #3 starters.

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

(Maybe that’s why they’re at #3?)

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking about posting that in response.

by Hyoton on Jan 19, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

This list seems to have the same reasoning as the Gold Glove Awards...

all those teams have above average or just great offenses (and that’s still the perception of Philadelphia).

by Every6thDay on Jan 19, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

WINS

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 19, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, from what I hear, "pitching to the score"

might just be a legit path to the Hall of fame.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 19, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Thats the strangest double post ever,.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 19, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I dont know wtf

I started it, went away to a call, finished it, posted it. And… wtf?

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 19, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Yankees get triple extra credit for CC!

That sounds like a credit card offer.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 19, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm gonna rec this so every one looks at it.

Kind of reminds me of those those “rounds” I think they’re called, where one group starts the song, then a couple lines in, the next group starts the song, then the next, etc.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 19, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Some of the folk songs I know are structured A, B, B, C, C, D, D, A with each lyric repeating while the melody changes. Kind of fun.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 19, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

What's the typical folk song you use?

So I can get the sound in my head.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 19, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

There isn’t anything typical about Bulgarian or Georgian folk songs, at least not to Americans. When I’m home, I can try to find an example on youtube (blocked here at work).

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 19, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

kk

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 19, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Several of the kind I mean are Serbian, tho, now that I thin of it. We like Bulgarian and Georgian (my fav!) the best, tho.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 19, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I believe the Yankees get triple credit for CC!

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno

being underestimated has its advantages.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 19, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Yankees.. I think get extra credit for CCRangers, is a joke
Dbacks… Ian and Daniel are decent, but I doubt 5 WAR guys foreverNo way either of those last 2 should be ahead.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 19, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Ok, I will post mine

1. Phillies- long live the team with Roy, Lee and Hammels
2. Angels- Top heavy too
3. Giants
4. Yanks- CC and some guys with good upside and flexibility
5. Marlins- As long as JJ is 100%, that rotation is good and deep

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 19, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

PIKA

we need to discuss if we’re going to see SMC play a game this year, or just end up at a bar watching the game and preying on loose women

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 19, 2012 10:22 AM PST reply actions  

HEY

They’re playing MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH better this year than in years past, there’s something called defense they’re playing. And ha, i think i’m going to the game saturday not sure yet, dad wants to go

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice!

and yeah the defense is MUCH improved, AND the size of the team is going up. They are actually looking like just a small college team instead of a high school team, or a few planets orbiting around Omar Samhan.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 19, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I too am digging the defense.

Let’s hope like hell they can do on the road what they did at home.

Finally a signature worth having:

Fan of the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

by fierrpawz on Jan 19, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Buster Posey has a twitter-ma-dealie now? yippeeee!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 19, 2012 10:29 AM PST reply actions  

It sounds like it's not gonna be him, mostly, tho.

Just “Team Buster”

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 19, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah….looks like a mouthpiece publicity sorta thing. We’ll see, very easy to unfollow.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 19, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Bah

I was looking forward to his wholesome homespun 140-character wisdom!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

First tweet.

I had to smack my wife around today after she asked me to change diapers.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 19, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Spent all day yesterday in the barn constructing puppies and kittens from the dust of the Earth. #NoBigDeal

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. Seems like it’s going to be pretty PR.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 19, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Like Timmy’s facebook page. All adverts.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 19, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

i read that as perverts

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 19, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s a pity too. It’s a lot of fun following the Sharks players and their team shenanigans. I really wish KnK would get a twitter.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 19, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

They would be gold on twitter.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

So my wife gets an smart phone yesterday, the first for either of us, and now ATT is increasing the charges for data plans.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 19, 2012 10:30 AM PST reply actions  

That's some bad luck.

I finally got enough funds to afford a data plan, a month after they stopped offering unlimited.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 19, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty anti data plan/smartphone. Its just useless to me.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 19, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Some people don’t have a lot of use for one. If I’m in a situation where I can use a smart phone…. I’m usually at home anyhow. Can’t use them at the gym or at work, won’t use a phone while driving, so…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 19, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I am so over saturated with internet access the last thing I need is more internet access.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 19, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

HA! My wife and I have the “unlimited” data plan that AT&T offered a few years back. Funny thing is every month we get an email saying that we are in the they are going to charge us for using too much data.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

We don’t even use it that much, besides checking emails and a bit of web surfing. UNLIMITED DATA BUT ITS VERY LIMITED

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Jeeze, that's pretty lame

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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

You know the dude selling us the phone knew too! Its not a huge jump, like 5 bucks more (you also get more data), but the dude should have told us.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 19, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh without a doubt he did. Tried to sucker you into buying it and the plan

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

If you’re unhappy, it’s not too late to return the phone, cancel service, and choose another carrier. I think you have three days to change your mind?

by City Girl on Jan 19, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

We got my 11 year old her first phone for Christmas. 15 days later she dropped it in the toilet. Agh!

by City Girl on Jan 19, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

That moment of pride

Was watching Game 4 of 2010 NLCS on my computer last night. My daughter came over as we watched Freddy and Huff vs Oswalt. Then Posey came up.

“I like him” — said Audrey
“why?” I asked
“I don’t know, I just like him”

A proud Daddy, I am.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 19, 2012 10:35 AM PST reply actions  

hehehe we were listening to that last night on the cd’s.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 19, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Very cute, and perceptive.

by City Girl on Jan 19, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

jct’s daughter or Posey?

Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
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by ResDog on Jan 19, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

FALSE DICHOTOMY

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 19, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

"I like him" — said Aubrey
"why?" Pat asked
"I don’t know, I just like him"

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

IT ALL MAKE SENSE NOW

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 19, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh man, the research group were I work ran the best bait and switch scam ever.

Headline: “MEET STEVE MARTIN, Monthly Research Meeting”

Middle of a paragraph and hidden: Meet Steve Martin, MD, PhD the new head of research…

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 19, 2012 10:39 AM PST reply actions  

One wild and crazy spreadsheet.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 19, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm Currently being mesmerized by what can only be described as the Korean version of Macarena

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 19, 2012 10:49 AM PST reply actions  

Live?

Don’t forget to tuck in a few dollar bills.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

no lol on youtube

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 19, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

This shit is mesmerizing on loop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=hFWj0Jycgk4#t=153s

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 19, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Lunch:

Early today cuz I have a meeting.
tomato soup
grilled cheese
hard boiled egg
raspberries

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 19, 2012 10:55 AM PST reply actions  

oh hell I haven’t had any caffeine yet today… hmmmm

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 19, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

undecided

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 19, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

lunch at 11? already?

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

BREAKFAST FOR LUNCH!?!?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 19, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

that's an interesting concept

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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

breakfast for dinner is very popular around here. Especially since I hoarded extra boxes of TJ’s pumpkin waffle mix this year.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 19, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

yea

breakfast for dinner is awesome, happens alot here too. And oh my god that sounds amazing

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m a firm believer in breakfast anytime.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 19, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

likewise

had eggs benedict the other night for dinner

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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Breakfast is good any time of day!

by City Girl on Jan 19, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

snack?

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

glorious

an egg or two is a great snack

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I will have no access to anything from1145-4pm so…. yeah…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 19, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh well then that makes sense

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

not going anywhere anytime soon?

better grab a snickers

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 19, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

not in front of 15 4 year olds!
half of whom are probably allergic to peanuts.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 19, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a salami and swiss sandwich in the work fridge, plus some chips

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 19, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

gnocchi and salad

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Whatever is good at Mundo’s Cafe

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Jan 19, 2012 11:02 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

the squealing pig, and argentinian triptip sandwiches were my favs.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea what the former is, but the latter sounds delicious.

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Mundos sandwiches

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm sold.

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

sell out

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 19, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Skipping lunch today

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Skipping lunch?

That’s like…. skipping dinner

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 19, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I used to skip lunch all the time, but it’s really not good for you. Better to skip dinner than breakfast or lunch.

by City Girl on Jan 19, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Skipping meals?

That’s like…. not eating food

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 19, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Not eating food?

That’s like….skipping meals.

by City Girl on Jan 19, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

xx

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 19, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Baked Potato, Southwestern Chicken Soup, Tuna Sanwich, Gatorade.

Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.

by ResDog on Jan 19, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

did we already know that F-bal is a NRI for the Cards ?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 19, 2012 11:02 AM PST reply actions  

Discusses briefly.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Er, discussed.

So much for being concise.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

It discusses the topic briefly. It does this whenever it is told.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 19, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

totally OT:

but while looking for jobs, why is it i see a TON of Admin Assistant positions? Looks like a position that doesn’t require much experience, just a college education

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:08 AM PST reply actions  

I suppose an entry level admin assistant doesn’t require much experience. Where do you see these?

by City Girl on Jan 19, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

i’m just browsing linkedin, careerbuilder, and indeed… i just see a ton of Admin Assistant jobs… definitely might consider taking a teller position to get started in the banking industry, pretty much the paths my parents took

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

and probably don’t pay much.
“We can hire 10 of these for the cost of one admin!!”
And everybody knows it’s the secretaries that keep places running.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 19, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

pretty much

that’s all it is, somebody who runs around and does stuff for others… But what i’m looking for is basically a foot in the door

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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

High turnover rate?

Maybe new grads take the position but quit after a short time when they find something that pays more.

by Shampo0 on Jan 19, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

That makes sense

probably is the case

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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Coupled with high demand.

Pretty much every company has phones and schedules.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh for fucks sake Wenger

You’re losing out on players to QPR, now?

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 19, 2012 11:15 AM PST reply actions  

Hahahah who did they lose?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

No one

But they need a fullback and there was some speculation they might pursue Taiwo from AC Milan. Looks as though he’s headed over to the QPR “revolution.”

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 19, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

QPR has some really rich investors most of them involved in F1. Could see them being pretty good soon.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

They are both out. Now Tony Fernandes is in. He owns one of the F1 teams.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Briatore is a fucking wanker. Needs to be said

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, you should bail on Arse-nal

You know you wanna.

#bearbaiting

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 19, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

LOLRSENAL

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Fuck that shit.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 19, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

BECOME A WEST HAM SUPPORTER!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOO THINK OF THE NIPPON HAMS

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 19, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

YOMIURI GIANTS OR BUST

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

YESSSS

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 19, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

my wife’s family are crazy about them

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

why yes

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 19, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

nice!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Manchester City

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

pfffffffffffff

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't mess with me bro, Manchester City is my team

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

TEVEZ

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, I’m going to go ahead and PFFFFFF any city or chelsea supporters i meet unless they can name a few players from their 90’s teams off the top of their heads.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, you got me… :( i can just thank Fifa 10 for all my info :D

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re very up to date, I see.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 19, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

HEY, i've been playing Fifa 10, that's about it

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL i was gonna say.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

So happy he might go to PSG. Longtime distraught PSG fan.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought Inter or Milan was more likely?

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 19, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

He's seriously probably going to AC Milan?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

both are fine. LOL I lived in both cities and have family in both cities. However I’d be really stoked if he went to PSG. Tevez and Kévin Gameiro up front.. OMG

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

No team has NRI’d Cody Ross?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 19, 2012 11:23 AM PST reply actions  

SWOOP SABEZ

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 19, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

SAVVY

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I am sure he has some offers like that out

but is still waiting for a ML contract.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 19, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

And honestly, I would be cool with the Giants trying to get him back on a 1 year 1 million dollar deal if he truly has fallen that far.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 19, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

MOAR OUTFIELDERS!

Can Cody play second base?

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by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t he throw left/bat right?

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

move pablo to 2nd have cody play 3rd

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

SHORTSTOP

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 19, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

One of the only ones in the sport, IIRC. We have a ton of guys like that on the team.

Huff, Nate, Crawford, and Timmy all throw right and bat left.

And Bumgarner throws left and bats right, too, which is doubly weird.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

You know who else throws left and bats right?

LUDWICK!!!

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 19, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Noah.

sigh

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 19, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

RH bat off the bench to play against LHP!

Plus he is such a great guy!

/biased father.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 19, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Being RH is about the best thing he has going for him right now.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

No reason that he and Nate can't both be 4/5 in the OF if that's the case

But in reality, he’ll go sign a one year and play for like… the Orioles or Royals or something

by Cap M on Jan 19, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

We might need the Melky insurance.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 19, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

CODY WANTS A 3 YEAR CONTRACT!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

3 years @ the league minimum each year!

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah. He’s already been paid.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 19, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL
Justin (Chicago, IL)

Have you heard anything about Gavin Floyd being a Blue Jay? I wish there was some kind of website that would let me know.
Klaw (1:08 PM)

I’m still waiting for the mondo press conference where they announce they’ve acquired Felix, Floyd, and Cain, while also winning the auction for Darvish.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 19, 2012 11:26 AM PST reply actions  

OT

Somebody put Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! on Youtube.

I just wasted a half hour skimming through it. It’s one of those so-awful you have to keep watching movies.

However, there were no felines that I saw.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Jan 19, 2012 11:51 AM PST reply actions  

Really. Oddly enough, they’re all good natured. Often that’s a signal of an argument raging.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 19, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

SHUT THE HECK UP

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

R

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11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 19, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

That, or Game of Thrones.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The underwear discussion is about to get nasty.

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by ResDog on Jan 19, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

briefs>underwear

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

NO UNDERWEAR > UNDERWEAR!

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by ResDog on Jan 19, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t say i’ve ever done that

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT???

You gotta live, PIKA! GO COMMANDO!

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 19, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

who has ever done that

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, sometimes your underwear order just hasn’t arrived yet.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 19, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

true!

or youre just lazy as hell

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Or you lost your underwear at some point the night before

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

This… well… fraternity formal was a crazy adventure, let’s just say that

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

This. Good times.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Thereby needing to order replacements.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 19, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Hanes is replacement level underwear.

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Michael Jordan will cut you.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 19, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

And you weren’t in one of those “Hey let’s wear my GF’s underwear” moods…

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by ResDog on Jan 19, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Commando > EVERYTHING?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You guys go at it, I’m off to lunch!

by City Girl on Jan 19, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS before leaving for lunch

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Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Tasty

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Megaupload is dead..

Bad news for pirates.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 19, 2012 12:07 PM PST reply actions  

Argh!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

ICWUDT

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by Azmanz on Jan 19, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you have got to be kidding me

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Naval exercises in the Gulf of Aden are bad news for pirates. This is just bad news for people who download shit.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 19, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

/completely agrees with Johnny Disaster about the Gulf of Aden. CTF-151 and Operation Atalanta are out there making life tough for those guys on a daily basis.
/doesn’t know what megaupload is

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Basically a site that was created so that people could essentially email large files. Turned out to open doors for people to upload copyrighted material for other people to download.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
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by Azmanz on Jan 19, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, those people are called modern day pirates.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 19, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing in this world has ever made more sense.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
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by Azmanz on Jan 19, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

That song was Eiffel 65’s “Blue”.

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by Natto on Jan 19, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Calling the downloading of easily replicated computer files ‘piracy’ is a propaganda technique used by the recording industry to shame people into respecting their outdated business model.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 19, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Take THAT, movie industry!

by Every6thDay on Jan 19, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Boom, roasted.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Reminds me of this

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 19, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

That is way funnier than it should be.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Even if it is just propaganda.

The term stuck.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 19, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

And I clearly have a ways to go before reaching the ‘acceptance’ phase.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 19, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, what is it with these baseball pitcher dudes and their fake names?

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by can of corn on Jan 19, 2012 12:09 PM PST reply actions  

umm... wow
jorgearangure Jorge Arangure
Fairly big news. @YancenPujols reporting that #Indians pitcher Fausto Carmona arrested in DR for using false identity

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 12:13 PM PST reply actions  

I blame Fred Lewis

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Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Fausto Carmona Fred Lewis?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Or is Fred Lewis Fausto Carmona?

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he’s Pedro Feliz.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 19, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

If that's his real name.

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

What if his real name is Leo Nunez?!

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time?

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess you would use a false identity in another country to avoid being targeted for money?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 19, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

This makes sense.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 19, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

HURRY GRANT

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

THREAD NAO

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

AHAHAHA

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by chilibean_3 on Jan 19, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t have half a horse in this race.

by Every6thDay on Jan 19, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

/grabs Natto’s horse

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 19, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 19, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

HELP US OBI WAN KEBRISBEE YOU"RE OUR ONLY HOPE

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by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

OBI WAN KHALEESI IS BETTER

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

SHE IS THE CHOSEN ONE

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 19, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Now I started watching this show, I’ll probably have to read the books too.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 19, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

/blushes
Oh, you didn’t mean crotch. No one was doing that already.

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by ResDog on Jan 19, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Will there be an underwear discussion in the subject?

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by ResDog on Jan 19, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Have to wear briefs

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

IT'S HERE!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 19, 2012 12:36 PM PST reply actions  

YES!!!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

PEACE OUT STUPID THREAD

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 19, 2012 12:37 PM PST reply actions  

Click for rick roll!

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2012/1/19/2719266/the-niners-the-giants-and-shared-custody

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by speckops on Jan 19, 2012 12:38 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

NYANYANYANYANYANYAN

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by Solidarity on Jan 19, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

You even warned me.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 19, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

That is just wrong. Double psyche!
And yeah I got left here.

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