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In the grand tradition of halftime entertainment, the Clippers promotional staff roped one random fan out of the stands to see if he could do the unlikely, sink a shot from half court in one, and only one, try. Oh, and just to make things interesting, a prize would be offered. A nice prize—a new car.

As it happens, that lucky random fan was (Randy) Winn.

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I’m surprised he wasn’t ruled ineligible. Maybe his unrated status made it okay?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 8:08 AM PST reply actions  

I had never heard this story before. Hilarious. I was at a Kings game where a guy made one of those shots and won a car. It was one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.

@legaleagle88
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by kdl on Jan 18, 2012 8:10 AM PST reply actions  

unrated

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 18, 2012 8:11 AM PST reply actions  

He doesn’t seem like your kind of guy.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 18, 2012 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

And bad on the only good team, which is sad. Not that it’s his fault that they waited for him to get old.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Like so many players

Bruce Bochy’s stubborn insistence to play him his last year with us really soured me on him.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

As bat as he hit in 09

he still put up 3 WAR. Dude could field.

by AztecsKillingHim on Jan 18, 2012 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow: 3.1 dWAR

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I know!

I just assume he had a game where he turned nine unassisted triple plays. Which is hard to do from right.

by AztecsKillingHim on Jan 18, 2012 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

On those last couple, he was just goofing!

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

His overall fWAR was 1.9

But you’re right that was all because of his defense. His wRC+ was 82

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Torres'd.

2011 Edition, of course.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Splendiferous

McClass

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I do remember him using a lighter bat than Torres

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

He gave the car to his mom.

Such class.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 8:14 AM PST reply actions  

Randy Winn took 90 extra bases than an average runner from 2005-2009

This Does not include stolen base. This is first to third on a single or going home from second. One of the best baserunner in baseball.

The worst? Are you surprised?

http://www.billjamesonline.com/stats241/

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 18, 2012 8:23 AM PST reply actions  

LOL

The entire worst list is not a surprise.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jan 18, 2012 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Mike Lowell

Mike LOL

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 18, 2012 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Chase Utley is so fucking good at everything.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

What, no Ruben Rivera?

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 18, 2012 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

One could argue that he took about 6 extra bases

But that depends on if you count round trips.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 18, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

In the wrong order

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Took the extra base, put it back, took it again, put it back…

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jan 18, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s so McCoven that a post about someone who was one of the best at something contains a link to the list of who’s worst.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I should say, the comments are all about who’s worst. LOL, Letter’s bff!

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, it was a link to both the best and the worst.

by kaliber on Jan 18, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome

I can’t wait for Gary Brown.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 18, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I like the "best teams" list.

how much during that time did we hear that the team had to get better at “fundamentals” like base running, instead of fundamentals like getting on base and just hitting the damn ball.

I guess it’s the classy Winn effect, but on a team with Molina, and Speedy McFuckup I’m impressed by the Giants placing.

Bye Travis and thanks for 2010! Good luck with the Brewers!

by kennv on Jan 18, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Then the next video is Finley. Gawd.

Bye Travis and thanks for 2010! Good luck with the Brewers!

by kennv on Jan 18, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I was so happy when we got Winn. I had liked that dude for a long time.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 18, 2012 8:31 AM PST reply actions  

Keep a clear head, Bud!
Bud Selig To Determine Cubs’ Compensation For Theo Epstein Hire

& with the A’s to San Jose decision also coming up
I hope I don’t hear “As compensation, the Giants will be awarded two Cubs picks and the Red Sox will be given 1/4 of the A’s revenues for the next 10 years”

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 AM PST reply actions  

I still don’t get this. As a gentlemen’s rule, ballclubs usually let the guy out of his contract if he receives an offer for an escalated position.

Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.

by ResDog on Jan 18, 2012 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Gentlemen also usually don’t leak details of each others personal tribulations to the media.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

BUT PICRCY!

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

WELL MAYBE HE’S A PICRC!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

OH NOOOOS!

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

The last time I contacted a member of congress was about the FISA thing in 2007/2008. I got a canned response letter saying, blah blah blah.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Doesn't matter. Do not take anyting laying down

You need to earn democracy, or it’s not freely given as your voice isn’t represented!

by Cap M on Jan 18, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I agree. My voice isn’t represented.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Although I could certainly do more to change that.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

The last time I contacted congress, [senate specifically] I got put on some damn mailing list and got “OOOOOOh PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE SEND US MONEY” letters from any organization on the planet that could be even remotely affiliated with the democrats. I’m still trying to get my name removed from some of those lists.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I wrote Barbara Boxer a letter when I was 13. An intern sent me a very considerate form letter back.

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 18, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I find twitter to be an exceptional way to let my representatives know how I feel about certain issues in general or about them specifically.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

That is a good idea.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Just twittered

Boxer. Feinstein does not have a twitter (her website is down).

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2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

In support of internet blackout day!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

If this is true it is awesome.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I doubt it

I think her site is hacked…she is listed as a supporter of PIPA

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't normally support Anonymous' shenanigans.

But this is about as close to going after them as the government will ever manage to do, so I hope they get after some fools.

Proactive individuals (mostly from Reddit) have already started digging for infringements by leading supporters of the bill.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Meh.

I don’t like this. It just paints the internet even more so as a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Jan 18, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t support the fucking shit up for its own sake. But the “oh hey we looked through your computer and you have this account in the Cayman Islands siphoning taxpayer money what is that about” stuff, I’m willing to turn a blind eye to the means.

I’d rather some hackers screw a few crooked politicians than a few crooked politicians screw everybody.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah.

I should have been more clear as to what I’m talking about. I’m all for exposure of wrongdoing. But (apparently) taking down http://www.feinstein.senate.gov because she’s a meanie is likely to do more harm than good.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
Golden Gate Beer Bars | Tweetybox

by troymccluresf on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I think I’m for both.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I find twitter to be an exceptional way to let my representatives beat writers know how I feel about certain issues in general or about them specifically.

Dearest, Susan – The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 18, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Surprisingly, politicians are better sports about being tweaked than beat writers.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

lol Weiner

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Senator Whinergirl

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Always loves being tweaked.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 18, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Next up, the Senate and PIPA

Next week the senate votes on the Protect IP Act (S. 968). This is the companion bill to the House’s Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA). The list of people that support the bill is astounding—including both of CA’s senators.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

List of business that support SOPA is quite interesting as well
Major League Baseball – 212-485-3444

https://sites.google.com/site/boycottsopasponsors/home/list-of-supporters-and-sponsors

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2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, that’s not surprising, given their video policy.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

my thoughts eggzactly

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Here’s the thing though, is it really piracy if no one is selling it?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 18, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank you!
I run into that problem with out of print children’s books. “You can’t photocopy that book!!!” “Why the fuck not? I can’t BUY it anywhere!”

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Copyright really is out of control.

by wcw on Jan 18, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

25 years was plenty.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

28, I thought — 14 automatically, with a possible 14-year extension.

by wcw on Jan 18, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s up to 75 years plus life of the author now.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I believe the current term is ‘forever’. Whenever Disney needs a new law, it gets one.

by wcw on Jan 18, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Basically.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much. Good thing for them the Brothers Grimm didn’t have perpetual copyrights.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Grimm v. Disney would be a case for the ages.

by wcw on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Someone should write a book, but they couldn’t use the name Disney.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

http://articles.latimes.com/1999/jun/14/local/me-46381

Locals say that means they’re essentially cut out of the action because they can’t even print bumper stickers boasting “Tarzana, Home of Tarzan” without running the risk of getting sued.

“We’d love to use more of Tarzan, especially now, but our hands are tied,” said Sue Broadwater, corporate secretary of the Tarzana Chamber of Commerce. “I guess we’ll just keep selling T-shirts,” she added, referring to the one piece of Tarzan kitsch the chamber can sell, thanks to an agreement struck with Burroughs in the 1930s.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
Golden Gate Beer Bars | Tweetybox

by troymccluresf on Jan 18, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

How make to cartoon hamburgers

By Disney McDonald

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Grimm v Disney would never have happened in this scenario

because Disney would’ve been squashed after its first three movies.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Ding ding ding.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah it looks the most opposition is coming from the right.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I can see why the California senators are for it due to the entertainment industry.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Tech is rumored to be big here as well.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 18, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Civil war!

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d argue that the big tech companies protesting is doing more to stop it than anything. Kinda sad that is what it takes.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

‎"The average age of Senators at the beginning of the 112 Congress was 62.2 years" – Great, so our parents want to run the internet. How could anything go wrong?

Old people know movies & TV. They still don’t understand the internet.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Jan 18, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

My mom is in her 80’s and she loves the internet and is horrified by SOPA/PIPA. Not all old people are alike, strangely enough.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

and almost being an old people I take offense to that remark!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

This line is where I belong

C’mon Troy..respect your elders

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jan 18, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely true.

Nor do many young people have a grasp on it.

But in general, the next generation of technology is going to be embraced, studied, and understood by the next generation of people. And in this case, the older people who hold the power have demonstrated as a whole that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Jan 18, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, and all the idiots that run around committing crimes and posting the videos on youtube? Hello? Moran? ANYBODY CAN SEE THAT YOU KNOW!?!?!?
(Apparently those kids that beat up the other kid got caught.)

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Al Franken is a bit of a surprise.

by non sequitur on Jan 18, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t really heard a peep about him since he got elected.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

The Pat Tillman depositions were pretty interesting.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, and Sen. Patrick Leahy. What kind of deadhead is against torrent sites?!

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 18, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree.

I equally hate both parties. I just found it interesting is all.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

This

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

And good for them. I’m not going to play the partisan game as most of the time both sides suck anyway are the same

Is that what you meant ?

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Jan 18, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Somewhere I came across a list of california politicos and their stance on the bills….AND a break down of where their campaign $$ came from. I got bored with it after awhile but it sure looked like many politicians who received $$ from, say, tech companies were against sopa/pipa and those that received $$ from entertainment type companies were for it … hmmmmmmmmm……..

[Your results may vary]

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Shocking!

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

The dumbest thing about this is that

it is really the result of an industry that failed to live in the 21st century. Record companies were screaming about piracy because they want to sell CDs. Itunes changed the marketplace and views completely. Most people will pay a little bit to get what they want.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

In the format they want and in the time frame they want, preferably instantly.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno

Haven’t total sales continually decreased, even with the addition of itunes?

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Jan 18, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Failure to adjust to the current era or address it properly is no fault of the consumer.

Piracy is a problem but not as big of a problem as people would have you believe.

by Cap M on Jan 18, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

The record companies are crying poor, but there’s little evidence to suggest that they’ve seen any downturn in overall revenue. And they’re already screwing the artists anyway.

Studies have suggested that the losses from piracy are almost entirely offset by the exposure resultant from the free spread of information. And that’s even while the big corporate dinosaurs are too stupid to establish a model that actually takes advantage of the modern infrastructure.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

That said

The indie labels really need to evolve beyond iTunes to a platform of their own. Guys who are trying to make it get tragically poor returns from album sales on iTunes, even with the broadened exposure. I try to buy albums in person from them when I can help it, or go through their website.

Coldplay though? Yeah, no qualms about your 30 cents on the dollar.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

360 Deals, mainly

Which is harsh, and that’s why many artists now sign distribution deals, own the material and the march themselves, and let the management company, rather than the label take the brunt of it.

by Cap M on Jan 18, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. Last show I went to for my indie artist of choice (Tony Lucca, currently touring under Rock Ridge Music’s TFDI amalgamation), they were running all their transactions over the table, and were taking credit card payments via SquareUp. The technology has really caught up with the darker corners of the industry, but exposure remains the biggest hurdle. Unless you want to degrade yourself on “American Idol.”

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

MySpace music was doing good things.

Despite the abysmal degree of UI abuse. But now, Tom is on Google+! LOL MYSPACE

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

i’ve BARELY used Google+ anybody else really use it?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I keep a profile, but mostly to follow updates on my friend’s post-apocalyptic web-based graphic novel.

Oh, and get cat pictures linked to me.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

huh

so it’s kinda useful? Unfortunately not many of my friends really use it, and Cap M, agreed, hangouts look pretty sweet, but nobody ever uses it out of my friends

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I like it, but many of my friends are nerds.

by wcw on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

the more friends you have on it, the more fun

so yea, that’s probably why i’m not on it really

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I really like it a lot, though admittedly a good chunk of that is the not-Facebook aspect. That said, as much as I like G+’s layout and infrastructure, as a social network, it’s only as good as the amount of people on it, and almost none of my friends are.

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by troymccluresf on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep. I gave up trying to get them to change.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I am hoping Diaspora will get people out from under Facebook.

Zuckerberg is getting pretty seedy.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I finally got an invite and… well, it won’t be taking any business from anyone, the way it was laid out. I’ll check again tomorrow (it’s blacked out today, too).

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by troymccluresf on Jan 18, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

That is disappointing to hear, as I’m big a big supporter of open-source projects and alternatives.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. I was really looking forward to it. But it seemed to move SOOOOOOO slow, and G+ beat them to market, which couldn’t have helped.

I actually don’t remember what, specifically, bothered me so much. Just that I was massively disappointed.

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by troymccluresf on Jan 18, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

exactly

if there were more of my friends on it, i’d like it a little bit more and i would start to hangout on it more. But for me it’s all Facebook and that’s it

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s pretty sweet. Definitely feel i’d do the same thing if more of my friends were on it

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Bandcamp has some nice stuff on it.

by wcw on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup. There’s where I got my Marian Call stuff. I like how it allows indie artists to make a bit off their stuff.

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by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I think my friend may write for Bandcamp.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

i'm gonna have to check out bandcamp

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

it's what I and my buddies use. Plus Kickstarter and all kinds of other great things

There’s no one size fits all solution anymore, but using everything together, you can do some tremendous stuff.

by Cap M on Jan 18, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

you can preview songs there too, right? or is that what it is basically

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

You can, you can also set up full downloads for full songs

sell your album there entirely, etc.

Not trying to advertise, but this is literally my roommate’s band’s last release to give you an idea. Be forewarned, loud angry people yelling at you ahead.

ontogeny.bandcamp.com

by Cap M on Jan 18, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

create your own design and background, and all that too, preview the songs, buy the songs, it’s like itunes basically?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Now that is pretty sweet

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I sure think so.

I also like the option to pick whatever file format is your choosing as well as having a place where you can sell physical copies if that’s your thing.

I’m making some fringe musical projects to go with a video project, and it’s just nice to have a place to have a home base for these.

by Cap M on Jan 18, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

File format? like what you mean?

Definitely like these sites to just share your passion and hobby, i mean, just get your music out there and see if others like it and enjoy it. And yea, it’s pretty damn encouraging it sounds

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, you can do MP3s

Or some people like nigh-lossless perfect audio files like WAVs or FLACs

by Cap M on Jan 18, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

got ya. that's sweet

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

You could pick MP3, or you could other formats that have better quality if they are uploaded as such.

It’s like choosing to watch a YouTube video in 360p, 480p, 720p, or 1080p, but more sophisticated and it’s downloaded rather than streamed.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Here's some saccharine music

if scary angry men are scary and angry. I personally feel like it sounds like music that’s trying to get laid but will fail miserably, but hey, less offensive to the ears for some.


ifdeadstarsfell.com

by Cap M on Jan 18, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never actually ever watched a youtube video in 1080, lol

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Delorean’s band was taking credit cards at the merch table when I saw them last. Not sure what technology they were using, but it was the 1st time I had seen it.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

/delorean linked to pick-pocketing

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by ResDog on Jan 18, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

It's a model issue

Record companies made a lot of money selling albums…resulting in the buyer getting one or two good songs and 10 crappy ones.

People don’t want 12 songs, they just want the one that they like

Also, record companies got cut out because they were too late to innovate. Apple takes a bulk of the profits from itunes.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

The same kind of shit is happening with books, which I can’t fathom because anybody can read stuff for free from the library.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Remember that the copyright moguls

have, before this, tried to shut down DVR, VCR, CD-burning, mixtapes, and the photocopier.

Every time they have claimed it would destroy the industry. And every time they still have wads of money coming out their ass ten years down the road.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

To invest wisely

on blow, satin jackets and hookers.

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by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I read this

as Satan jackets.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that the Dodgers jackets in the music video they did?

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by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the biggest fear that studios have is that people can bypass them completely. This is really not as much issue for movies as it is for music though.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

And to that I say, people who sold horse pulled carriages lost a lot of business too. If you want to stay in business, keep providing a service that people want/need. You shouldn’t be able to pass laws to make you needed.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 18, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

You might want to reacquaint yourself with the occupation of ‘lawyer’.

by wcw on Jan 18, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Change is now against the law!

Hope up next!

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Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 18, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

ha ha not in Sacramento.
You want a current book? You must RENT it.
Or at least you used to…they pissed me off one time too many and I don’t go there anymore.

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by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

WTF?

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

They also have a great money making strategy of LOSING EVERY BOOK YOU EVER BORROW FROM THEM AND CHARGING YOU FOR IT. Even after you repeatedly drag the librarian to the shelf and SHOW HER THE FUCKING BOOK SITTING RIGHT THERE ON THE FUCKING SHELF!!
“Oh we’ll take care of that right away, I’m so sorry.”
Yeah… two weeks later another bill for the same freaking book.
I think you may have to pay to renew your library card too.

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by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

That happened to us after an earthquake. You’d think MAYBE something got lost in the shuffle and the card holder who NEVER lost a book or received a fine before might be believed, but NO.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s a library?

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by ResDog on Jan 18, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess people go there to read literature?

from things called BOOKS? WHAT IS THIS NOISE

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

A government supported “entitlement” that provides books and information that may be subversive. People could learn. If “those” people want books they should get a job. This culture of entitlement needs to stop !!

Seriously though, Stop fucking with the libraries.

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by nvsfg on Jan 18, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

Save that for the librarians.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Freedom isn’t free!

by Every6thDay on Jan 18, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

And a Gentleman?

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by Kestrel76 on Jan 18, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Not everybody listens to albums where only one or two songs of 12 are good.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 18, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think I understand what you’re saying.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 18, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I mean "the album" as an idea, not any one in particular.

CB’s implication was that the album only exists to force people to buy 10 bad songs to get two good ones, when there are obviously zillions of examples otherwise.

But you are correct that the albums where that IS the case do not get a lot of spins.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 18, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Gotcha. Thanks for the clarification.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 18, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

But it is more about choice

if someone puts out a great album (concept or not), people will buy it. The problem is that most albums (especially pop albums) are about having that one or two megahits.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s because most popular music sucks, tho.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Not always true. I think I could see myself listening to Foster the People more than a few years down the line.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Bold prediction: Most pop fans will not be listening to Foster the People six months from now.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Bold Prediction: I may kill somebody if I hear another LMFAO song in the next 5 minutes.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

EVERYDAY I'M SMOTHERIN'

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

BOLD PREDICTION

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Easy solution: avoid those “artists” until they write/perform 10 more good songs. Unless their 15 minutes is up first, in which case avoid them altogether.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 18, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

well they might overdose on things first

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by jctGamer on Jan 18, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

On the other hand

..there is nothing so delicious as a one-hit wonder.

by wcw on Jan 18, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Oneders!

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 18, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Or someone like the Zombies, with a great career overshadowed by two massive, bookend hits.

Man, the Zombies were good.

by wcw on Jan 18, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

So I’ve finally gotten around to Odessey and Oracle and I’m not digging it. At all. What’s the allure?

by Evan on Jan 18, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

huh

Er.. um.. er.. it’s a dandy little ’60s orchestral pop record. I could listen to it all day long.

Er.. um.. er.. it’s a dandy little ’60s orchestral pop record. I could listen to it all day long.Is that just not your genre? If the Left banke gives you hives, I could see disliking it.

by wcw on Jan 18, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Never listened to the Left Banke either!

’60s orchestral pop records are definitely not my bag. That said, I like Sgt Pepper and Pet Sounds just fine and I was expecting something on that level.

by Evan on Jan 18, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

O&O definitely has a little music-school baroque hangover the other two lack. Me, I dig that stuff the most, but I can see it putting you off. Still, if you’re open to SP and especially PS, put this one away maybe and come back to it another day. It’s a good record.

by wcw on Jan 18, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I recall Grant writing about this recording a few years ago. Not sure if I’m up to being frustrated by SBN’s worth search functionality though…

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 18, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Here it is:

The Zombies – Odessey and Oracle

When I was really, really serious about my pop — when I could bore a first date with Elephant 6 factoids like few other nerds could — this album was an import-only dealie, which usually ran around $30. Since I was a broke college student before the days of Napster, I could never pull the trigger on this CD. It was supposed to be the bestest pop album ever, but it was the same price as three used CDs.

I forgot about it until this year, for some reason. Downloaded it from eMusic, and my mind has been blown ever since. It’s just as complete and well-crafted as Pet Sounds and Sgt. Pepper’s.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 18, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

So Grant has started dictating my thoughts. That’s cool.

by Evan on Jan 18, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Of that era (although not of that style), my favorite "forgotten album " so far is
Love – Forever Changes.

Although The Zombies – Odessey and Oracle is pretty good (and very skilled)

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by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I would hardly call Forever Changes ‘forgotten’ — it’s a touchstone. ‘Forgotten’ is hard to do with good ’60s records. Anything decent from that era has become a totem to someone.

Good LP, and not among the big names, that’s true. But jeepers, even the 50 Foot Hose record is considered seminal these days, and that one sold so poorly that nearly every copy I have seen is a promo copy.

by wcw on Jan 18, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Et tu, Big Star

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by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

What about “A Giant Crab Comes Forth”?

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jan 18, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Or, for that matter, “Snowflakes Falling on the International Date Line”?

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by EliminateMe on Jan 18, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

i saw That Thing You Do there

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by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I only listen to complete albums.

by Countificus on Jan 18, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Truth.

I tend to like albums that are more of a concept as a whole. But if basically “singles” exist in the form that they do now, why not just abandon the concept of an album altogether if it doesn’t fit your outlook? Include like 3 bonus tracks with your single, and get into a different mindset about what to charge.

iTunes needs to however, get the eff out of the business of charging $0.99 for interstitials and intros.

by Cap M on Jan 18, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Word.

I think EPs are kind of under-utilized, tbh. Microtransactions and bundled microtransactions will make bank.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I like this.

Then, maybe put together your 3 EPs that you did in the year as an album at a lower price at the end of the year. Pull out the greatest hits excuse, and include a bonus track for free if you buy the whole thing, or sell that as a single itself.

The problem is people just are risk averse and not creative in the least when it comes to selling things.

by Cap M on Jan 18, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Look at what the game industry – the most profitable entertainment industry in the country – is doing with DLC, pre-order bonuses, and cosmetic bonuses and crap like that. They’re making bank, that’s what they’re doing.

Jason Mraz actually did something interesting for his last album, “We Sing. We Dance. We Steal Things.” On iTunes in advance of its release, he released three EPs – predictably titled “We Sing,” “We Dance,” and “We Steal Things.” These included alternate studio versions of tracks from the album, and their purchase worked towards reducing the total cost of the album when it came out. All the albums had coordinated cover art as well, so they were effectively parts of a complete set. They also gave advance promotion of the final product that was much more comprehensive than “HERE IS MY FIRST SINGLE, UNWASHED MASSES! BEHOLD MY DOMINATION OF VH1!”

After the album’s release, he also marketed the ever-loving crap out of “I’m Yours,” including a full album of covers available through iTunes. The album itself was almost tertiary to the marketing strategy. It was pretty awesome.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I vaguely remember this.

It’s not unheard of, and certainly smaller acts tend to get more creative with this kinda stuff. Devin Townsend included half of an upcoming album with a preorder of two that were released on the same day (dude needs to slow the eff down) and will have the second half included with the one due this year. Then a physical copy from his store for the nerds like me that need to be completionists.

by Cap M on Jan 18, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

And then there’s Radiohead and SOAD and dudes like that who are on another planet.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to always buy singles on tape. I distinctly remember picking up Last Dance With Mary Jane and Gin and Juice at the same time.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

My last 10 physical CD purchases

were for my Kareoke machine

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by jctGamer on Jan 18, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

BUY MOAR ALBUMS AND HELP MY FRIEND, SATYRICRASH!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

VCRs = DOOOOOM!

Cassette tapes = DOOOOOM!
CD-Rs = DOOOOOM!
Internet = DOOOOOM!

America’s entertainment industry: Fighting yesterday’s battles today!

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, and photocopiers.

And if you go back far enough, the gramophone was bitched about, too. Folks hate change!

(IN AFTR SOLIDARITY)

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 18, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

/hi5

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

78s sound the best.
Now get off that area that will be a lawn after grass is invented

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by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

even if i called, nobody would care

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

i'm gonna sit outside, enjoy the sunshine, sip on some coffee... screw it all

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm sorry to be harsh

But I’m tired of cynicism and apathy. It accomplishes nothing, and even if what I’ve done today ultimately accomplishes nothing, at least I tried.

by Cap M on Jan 18, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Trying>nothing to be honest

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

better to act than to do absolutely nothing in general

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

no love lost

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn, Seattle is legit snowy today

I mean, it’s not a blizzard or anything, but considering how unprepared this city is for snow it might as well be.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 18, 2012 8:41 AM PST reply actions  

I was seeing that they “downgraded” the projected snow fall amount a little.

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by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

All I know is that the Sierra Nevadas need to get some serious snow and catch up otherwise my family in the Washoe Valley are gonna be thirsty this summer.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 18, 2012 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL Phillies
Cole Hamels now owns the second-largest salary in arbitration history ($15MM), and he’s not stopping there. Agent John Boggs expects his client to be compensated as an “elite pitcher,” and he doesn’t consider Jered Weaver’s team-friendly five-year, $85MM deal a factor. Explained Boggs to Jim Salisbury of CSNPhilly.com:

“I don’t think it’s a parallel. That contract is great for Jered. I understand it. But he took a different path and left a lot of money on the table. He came up through the Angels system and grew up in their backyard. He’s pitching where he grew up. That situation appeals to him. It’s a similar situation to when I had Tony Gwynn. Without getting into specifics of what we’re looking for, the Weaver situation is unique to Weaver.”

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 8:49 AM PST reply actions  

SELFISH! DOESN"T MATTER THEY HAVE BLANTON COMING BACK AND HE WAS AN ACE BEFORE!!!!!

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 18, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe Hamels can continue in a proud tradition of sucking for the Yankees.

Pool of dicks.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I was reading The Argyle Wonder's piece

about the Timmeh situation and thinking, “gee, Sullivan sure has written about the Giants a lot lately. I wonder if Grant will start doing in-depth coverage of the Mariners.”

And then I got to the comments.

LOL

Well played, overlord.

I wanted to note my amusement over there, but adding additional comments to that chain would be like trampling through the beauty a pristine field of new-fallen snow.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 18, 2012 8:51 AM PST reply actions   2 recs

Amazing.

We could rec them all.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Let's go!

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

So it is rec'ned.

So shall it be done.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 18, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

You cant…oh wait, you meant rec Grant’s posts.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 18, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap, Chone Figgins. I had no idea how bad he was.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 18, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow, they also have almost 200 PAs to somebody with a 21 OPS+.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 18, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Done.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Done

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by nvsfg on Jan 18, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s odd how the “Oh God” comment has 3 recs more than the others.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 18, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Sullivan is good at making Grant say “Oh God”.
/awaits gunt

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It's just Sullivan's way

preparing when Lincecum signs with the Mariners.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s kind of messed up how Sullivan stole it from Grant. Grant really has no interesting Mariner news to steal from Sullivan.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Prince Fielder alert!

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Are we watching a blogging sword wagging or did someone lose a bet to someone?

Sullivan in the last few weeks wrote on Bonds, Timmy and Timmy.
Grant wrote on Pineda.

What next? Grant writes on how Edgar should be in the Hall on BtB ?

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by fierrpawz on Jan 18, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s already done that.

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Debating using /chasm or that was the joke here. Unsure of the best use case.

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by fierrpawz on Jan 18, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Remind me why he's not Jason Christian again?
Giants executive Bobby Evans told John Shea of The San Francisco Chronicle that the team’s five starters are in place (Twitter link). Evans also mentioned Gregor Blanco as possible outfield depth.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 8:52 AM PST reply actions  

I really think Belt is going to be at 1B and Huff in the OF.

Melky, Pagan, Huff, Nate, 5th OF

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

You are a really funny guy.

by Bar None on Jan 18, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Funny?

Funny how? What’s funny about it?

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

DAT'S IT

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

/faceglassed

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 18, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, you are kind of a humorous sort, but I think the odds of Belt at first over Huff are laughably low.

by Bar None on Jan 18, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Why

The Giants already said they want Belt to play 1B.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah

As I said, Bochy was also the one who sat Rowand for most of the 2nd half of 2010.

Also, Sabean will force Bochy’s hand.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t blame some people for being in a “I’ll believe it when I see it” mindset, but yeah, there’s some measure of selection bias going on in the face of insistence by the FO that Huff must be ready to play the OF in 2012.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Bochy was also the guy who unrelentingly played Huff over all other alternatives in 2011. I’m thinking Bochy considers that first base is Huff’s job to lose… to Brett Pill.

by Bar None on Jan 18, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Huff played a lot because he was the only viable alternative at 1B for a while.

Belt played a lot after mid-August.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Huff played a lot because he was the only viable alternative at 1B for a while.

The month of June. That’s it.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 18, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

And May.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

and

most of July.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

He was off the DL July 8th. You’d have to give him 7 days of rehab assignments in Fresno to hit half of July.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 18, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

2011 HR factor for Busch Stadium

0.774

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t speak to lefty/right splits, but yeah. Busch is a hitter’s park in the same fashion that AT&T is: spacious outfield.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

June 2nd.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Posey went down on May 25th. Belt got called up on May 26th. I believe he broke his wrist on May 28th. Huff hit the three HRs on June 2nd.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

God, last year sucked. 2012 can only be an improvement, right?

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Fontenot also pulled up lame during the Posey game. And Ford sprained his ankle in the walk-off against Oakland like a week earlier.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Law of averages

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by EricW on Jan 18, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

He was injured May 31st. So, I guess, for a few hours in May.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 18, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

He was in Fresno until Posey was injured.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

But didn’t he get called up for something else? Because I remember him walking in to the clubhouse with his luggage as Posey went by on a cart.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

He got called up because a shit-ton of roster spots opened up owing to DL moves.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

If you look at the season

Huff had two good months:

June: .291/.327/.466
August: .255 /.324/.426

He was awful in April (while Belt was still around) and July (with Belt being recalled on 7/19). Beginning in mid-August, Belt was playing a lot and Huff played very little in September.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

And we had no other first basemen on the roster for half the season.

Thus there being no viable alternatives.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

You can’t say that Belt raking in AAA isn’t a viable alternative.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 18, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I can respect an argument that he should have had Ford’s roster spot, but it’s a 25-man roster.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Or Burriss'. Whichever.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

MI

Freaking Bill Hall got hurt.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought we picked up Bill Hall after Freddy got injured. Which was after Belt broke his wrist.

All the same, I can respect doubts about roster constructions. I just think it’s important to recognize that you have to give something to get something, which was in fact in issue in Belt’s case because he wasn’t on the 25-man roster.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Giants picked up Bill Hall because Fontenot and Tejada went down.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

You realize that Belt realistically lost only 100 PAs to Huff, right? He was in Fresno for a month, and on the DL for six weeks.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Not really my point, but, sure. I’m not arguing that Belt won’t play, I just think it’s a major uphill battle against Bochy for him to log a majority of his time at 1B.

by Bar None on Jan 18, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

TBF

They were out of OF by the end of the year.

Pill could only play 1B.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Whoever hits will play. It’s a dumb way of running things, but if people believe Huff is finished, then they should Belt will get his playing time presuming he isn’t a bust.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

If Huff and Belt are both doing well

Nate will be the odd person out.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup.

It’s hard to believe he was a second-round pick.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

My hunch is that the outfield will wind up being Huff/Belt-Pagan-Nate with the one not playing LF fixed at first base.

But the way people feel about Huff, I feel about Melky.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

If Huff is in 2012 form and Belt is hitting, I’d be happy with that outfield, too. The Melky factor really screws with it though – if Bochy decides Belt is “Not aggressive at the plate™”, bye-bye Brandon

by Bar None on Jan 18, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not about aggressiveness…it’s about passivity. Yes, there is a difference.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Just something IIRC Bochy saying about Belt at the plate….

by Bar None on Jan 18, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Bork on Belt

from Baggs April 18, 2011

That tells you he hasn’t been quite aggressive enough."

by Bar None on Jan 18, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

aggressive

antonyms: passive

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I should clarify

Belt locked up a lot at the plate. He would watch a lot of close pitches and be down in the count.

He also locked up on inside pitches. I think he got a lot better at season’s end.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s not being cruel to say that he needed to make adjustments. He was getting a lot of called strike threes, and whiffing over a lot of change-ups. In time he’ll get a bit more benefit of the doubt with umpires, but in the short term I think it would help him to at least protect a bit more with two strikes. He’s a good enough hitter that he shouldn’t need to count on walks to be productive.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry that this is stating the obvious, but:

With less than two strikes he should be watching close pitches. The willingness to let close pitches go early in the count is how you get into advantageous counts.

Passivity only becomes a problem when you are letting drivable pitches go by or have two strikes.

by BestHyperboleEver on Jan 18, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

but that’s what happened. Belt was always looking for the perfect pitch.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait, weren’t you the one contradicting me yesterday when I mentioned that they did say that Belt would play first?

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Definitely not me. I totally believe Belt will play 1B and play a lot.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry. I hope you’re right about Belt, but I’m dubious.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Bochy, last week, said that Nate is the defacto starter in rightfield

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Yeah.

NOW GO GET YOUR FUCKIN’ SHINE BOX!

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by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

GREGOR IS WHITE!?

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by jctGamer on Jan 18, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I like Blanco Chili.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Feeling better?

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah

chicken noodle soup for lunch.

Thanks for asking.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

You recovered quickly! Back at work?

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup...courtcall

It was bad for about 2-3 hours…pretty much recovered by bedtime.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Drink a lot today. And get your electrolytes, too.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Drink a lot today

/500 post subthread on what CB# should order to drink

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 18, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

pompomegranate juice

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

VRBB

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Vodka Red Bull

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

That is nasty disgusting awful shit.

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by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I like it. Redbull and Jager is good too.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm 30 years old!

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by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Lawn, OFF!

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

It was popular when I was in high school. I wouldn’t touch it now.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Awwwww. Poor Lars. :P

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Drink the water & electrolytes with sugar; it helps your body absorb them.

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by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

EmergenC is the best.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Drink Brando, its got electrolytes

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by j14 on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Marlon Brando?

That’s a lot to drink.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Sly Water and Trump Ice are also great/

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

that's good!

much better than last night

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by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Because he's Justin Christian.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

When did cots go baseball prospectous on us?

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by say hey nation on Jan 18, 2012 8:53 AM PST reply actions  

I found myself wondering that question about 3 or 4 weeks ago. So at least 3 or 4 weeks ago.

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Winn was good friends with Steve Nash, no?

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by ResDog on Jan 18, 2012 9:00 AM PST reply actions  

Yeah

They were teammates at Santa Clara

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

/Vin Scully’d

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Farmer John's! Mmm-mmm, good.

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

All white people look the same.

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by ResDog on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

No, all Steves look same

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 18, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Counter

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by ResDog on Jan 18, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Love the reference.

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by ResDog on Jan 18, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

John Shea: Arbitration - Charlie Finley's fears realized

Link

Summary: “With all these high arbitration salaries, how will baseball owners make a profit!?”

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 9:00 AM PST reply actions  

It's probably why

the values of baseball franchises keep plummeting.

by AztecsKillingHim on Jan 18, 2012 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, though, inflation of salaries is pretty out of control right now.

Like I said last week, in 1998 Barry Bonds was the highest-paid player in the sport at just under $9M a year. I’m all for raising the league minimum, but the numbers pacing the top end are frankly ridiculous.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but I’d rather the players get paid than the FO. They’re the one who’ll have bad knees or whatever the rest of their lives.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather that the best guys make $15M and the worst guys make $1M than the best guys make $25M and the worst guys make $500K.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather the owners profit share, then.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I just found this:
The Dollar’s Purchasing Power Has Dropped 27% Since 1998

From an article last year.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Given that Pujols is geting $24M AAV, at the premium end in baseball the purchasing power has dropped 66%.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

This too:
Based on financial information provided by Major League Baseball, gross revenues have grown from $1.4 billion in 1995 to $7 billion in 2010, or a 400% increase. When accounting for inflation, the league still sees phenomenal growth at a 254% increase.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I would wonder how that scales relative to ticket prices, though I am guessing that much of it has to do with television deals.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s going to take some time to read!

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Tickets in real terms cost 40% more in 2002 than they had in 1995.

by wcw on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

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Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Peter from family guy tried that

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Last time I was at my parents' house

I grabbed Vol 1 of my old Carl Barks Library. Gonna re-read it, since I haven’t since I was like 9.

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by troymccluresf on Jan 18, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I love this quote
The moves were described as an “abuse of power” by one of the highest profile supporters of the anti-piracy bills.

“Some technology business interests are resorting to stunts that punish their users or turn them into their corporate pawns, rather than coming to the table to find solutions to a problem that all now seem to agree is very real and damaging,” said former Senator Chris Dodd, the chairman of the Motion Picture Association of America.

The hypocrisy is quite delicious.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-16612628

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Woah, Dodd is now head of the MPAA?

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Here’s a good piece on Dodd.

"No lobbying, no lobbying," Dodd said in a recent interview. That Dodd would forgo a trip through Washington’s "revolving door," using his policy and political expertise–and a thick Rolodex–to launch a new career in the influence industry, may come as a surprise.

He then did the exact opposite of that.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but he now gets escorted through the Oscars with as many hollywood hotties as he wants.

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by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

and the swag bags!

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Pool. Of. Dicks.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I loved Randy Winn.

At the ASG Fan Fest, I tried on his batting gloves. They fit! Bonds’ were gigantic, tho.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 9:08 AM PST reply actions  

oh boy….what you said…

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by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Best jersey i ever bought, a Randy Winn jersey

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:29 AM PST reply actions  

Did anyone watch Inside the Clubhouse last night?

OMG, Susac’s pretty is worth at least 5 Crawfords with maybe a Burriss thrown in.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 9:33 AM PST reply actions  

all the rookies on there>>>>>>>Burriss+Crawford

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I was just talking about his eyes, but yeah, probably that, too.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

haha, OH!

whoops

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Anyone know if this can be viewed online? Perhaps without infringing on any copyrights?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 18, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

They usually do post them online eventually.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Not sure how you get TV content delivered to your home

But Comcast will usually have these On Demand after they air live.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I do have comcast. What channel did it air on originally?

(Thanks)

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 18, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

CSNBA

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Which also means it will probably re-air at least once this week, if not twelve more times.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s hard to find on OnDemand, tho. I think you have to drill down into Sports & Fitness.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

These are restricted to US viewers only, right?

I seriously need something baseball-related to look at.

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by Last Place Finnish on Jan 18, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

it is dvr’d for later, I hope.

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by Merope on Jan 18, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Triple play day

1) I watched Randy Winn play basket ball for SC while at SMC. So that came to mind before reading down and seeing it in the article.

2) I could not remember what years Winn played, so I went to wiki it… and got SOPAd. DOH!

3) That was 3 threads ago as I finally caught up with now. Of course it is now time to go swim, so I am sure when I get back I will be 2000 comments behind again.

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by fierrpawz on Jan 18, 2012 9:41 AM PST reply actions  

Totally forgot he played basketball for Santa Clara. Wow…

oh and the guy that sold us our place here in Santa Cruz caught his grand slam against the Dodgers, over in the arcade

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he played hoops 92-93 and 93-94, then junior year just baseball.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jan 18, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Holy cow that would be awesome

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by GiantPain on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 AM PST reply actions  

My favor segment

Esa es nuestra Handley!

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by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I think they're dropping the Mermaids and Manatees, actually.

Which is sad, because who doesn’t like foxy cheerleaders / fat guys doing dance routines between innings?

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 18, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t this get mentioned last week? Not ragging on you if it’s news to you, I’m just trying to remember.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

i'd be excited about this

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

The Marlins would be entertaining. And maybe there’s an injury curse on any team that becomes the subject of The Franchise.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

yea definitely

Logan Morrison, Ozzie Guillen… some good characters, Zambrano? haha, yea, that’s probably exactly what might happen

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Every scene ends in a LoMo-Guillen soap opera style staredown. If not that, the home run celebration thingamabob spinning can be used as a fade. TV history will be made. Seizures will be had.

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by Last Place Finnish on Jan 18, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a gator loose in the tub room!

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by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

49ers, Jerry Rice:
evansilva Evan Silva
Jerry Rice on Brandon Jacobs: “He’s a little bit soft. … This guy is 265 and it upsets me when I see him get tackled by a guy who’s 190.”

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 AM PST reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

No Bulletin Board material please.

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by Kestrel76 on Jan 18, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Giants have thrown around a ton more bulletin board material tho

haven’t seen anything from the 49ers outside of this

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

isn’t that what Rolle was talking about? Asking about Vernon “praying” for the Giants to win?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep.
When 49ers tight end Vernon Davis was watching the Giants-Packers game on Sunday, he admitted he “prayed” for the Giants to win, so the NFC championship game would be played in San Francisco.

His prayers were obviously answered. Whether or not that’s a good thing for the Niners remains to be seen.

“They better be careful what they ask for,” said safety Antrel Rolle. “Because their wish has been granted.”

Rolle, during his weekly, paid spot on WFAN, said “I can only hope he was saying that because they wanted to get a home game,” and that did appear to be the case. He wasn’t the only one praying over the weekend either. On Monday, Giants receiver Victor Cruz admitted that San Francisco’s win over the New Orleans Saints “definitely works out in our favor a little bit.”

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 18, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I mean… i dont know if that’s cocky, arrogant or what… but whatever, i reallllly don’t see the 49ers caring about what the other players have to say

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I think they are content for people to blab about New York all week. They know what they need to do.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Well… didn’t we all kinda figure, including the team that they would be talking? it’s New York, i know quite a few people from NYC and Long Island, and all they do is talk/blab

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Folks out here seem pretty clear-eyed about the challenge the Giants are facing.

I mean, they should feel confident. They’re playing great football at just the right time. But it’s impossible to ignore the fact that they already lost at Candlestick this year (or the beastliness of the Niners’ D).

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 18, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty concerned, to be honest. They’re facing an unbelievable defensive front with Tuck, Osi, JPP, Canty, Rocky Bernard?? the guy who messed up Smiths shoulder?

Also Eli had an OK game against the niners, who had one sack, and hit 3 times, basically they don’t need to blitz really, keep your Dbacks in coverage.

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

ITS GONNA RAIN!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

KTVU this morning said they didn’t think it would rain on Sunday but it would be windy. They did say it would rain Friday and Saturday though.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Jan 18, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Well… considering if the storm on saturday moves through, and there’s another system coming in sunday night, in between storms yea, it’ll be pretty windy and chilly depending on where the storms are coming from

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

keep your Dbacks in coverage.

LOL no Arizona on Sunday Night Baseball.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Upton man, he’ll be good in coverage for sure

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

NYG needs to hurry the fuck up and lose.

So I can stop being confused when listening to KNBR and ESPN.

/IQ dropping

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to be so enraged if the Niners lose on Sunday.

I don’t even want to think about the NY Giants celebrating and taunting the Niners and it’s fans.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I would have been pleasantly surprised if they had a winning record this season.

I’d love to see them win it all, but making it this far is a bit distanced from shameful.

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by breadfan7 on Jan 18, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

They are playing with house money now. Just don’t lose because of something stupid.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

that reminds me

/12 men in the huddle
/smith to gore to smith

by Hyoton on Jan 18, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

WHAT?

They are in the NFC Championship Game. THE SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS, a previously moribund franchise run by inbreds and coached by blustery douchefucks has somehow turned it around in one season and are in the NFC Championship Game. This is a miracle. Be happy with what you got, which is more than anybody could reasonably expect.

Now, on the other hand, if they get to the Super Bowl and lose I’m going to riot.

by Every6thDay on Jan 18, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I certainly hope they do, but if they don't

I’m probably going to think they’ll win it all next year because full offseason, Morgan will be back, OL depth will be better, more speed in defensive backfield. that great 2012 draft…

I thought to myself when the Yorks took over years ago and showed themselves to be idiots “No one on this team now, on the field or in the FO will be around when they next make it close to the superbowl” So they are a little ahead of schedule.

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by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Mine’s far more base and irrational: THE 49ERS DO NOT LOSE SUPER BOWLS.

by Every6thDay on Jan 18, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s true, they never ever ever ever have, not since the beginning of time.

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by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

But they do know how to lose NFC Championship games: 5-7 :( .

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by fierrpawz on Jan 18, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I love it.

Let’s have the Giants bullheadedly charge into the teeth of the 49ers run defense! That’ll show that mean ol’ Jerry Rice!

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

well that is interesting then

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I really don’t think that the Giants are engaging in that much trash talk. Most of what they’ve said has been reasonable, and the only slight that I saw was the quote from two months ago where Tuck said the 49ers try to keep Smith from winning the game.

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by Tay on Jan 18, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

“WE ARE FROM NEW YORK. WE ARE SUPERIOR. THE ONLY PLACE WHERE I SHIT DOES STINK IS IN OUR CITY.”

by Every6thDay on Jan 18, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

at 265 pounds, you should be doing that all the time

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

600K
TUESDAY, 9:30pm: The Astros have agreed to sign Jack Cust, Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports tweets. It’s a one-year deal with a club option for 2013, Zachary Levine of the Houston Chronicle tweets. TWC Sports represents the corner outfielder/DH.

Cust, 33, averaged 28 homers and 103 walks with the A’s from 2007-09, but his power numbers have since fallen off. If he regains his form in Houston, he could DH for the Astros in 2013, when the team moves to the American League West. Cust, who has a career UZR/150 of -22.4 as an outfielder, figures to pinch hit and play left and right in 2012.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 9:56 AM PST reply actions  

When I hear about Cust playing the OF, all I can think about is Schierholtz’s inside the park HR.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

a younger Matt Stairs

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by son of ggf on Jan 18, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Jon Morosi @jonmorosi Close
Source: #Rangers, Yu Darvish now “close” to reaching deal.

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 9:58 AM PST reply actions  

80 million

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

7 years $126 Million

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Pffft. Who would offer a pitcher a deal that stupid?

by AztecsKillingHim on Jan 18, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

sl

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by RDreamer on Jan 18, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

/thatsthejoke.jpg

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

REFERRAL DENIED

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by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Huh.

It showed up for me until I refreshed the page.

Anyway, here.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 18, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Barry Zito gave himself the contract!

It all makes sense now. I mean, no way Brian Sabean and Peter Magowan were dumb.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

His face looks sad

It is like he is thought-apologizing to the baseball as he throws it. “I’m sorry, baseball! You are about to get hit really hard!”

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

6 years 100 million. Heavily back loaded with an opt out clause for each side after 3 or 4 years.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 18, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

NO WAY

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Story about Candlestick on SI.com, i did not know this
In 1960, the first pitch of the first Giants’ game there was thrown out by Richard Nixon.

Read more: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/writers/steve_rushin/01/18/candlestick/index.html#ixzz1jppSqz4P

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 AM PST reply actions  

Have we marveled yet at Randy Winn's greatest season as a Giant?

I.e. his first two month stint with the team where he put up 3.9 bWAR in 58 games? .359/.391/.680 with 14 HR, 22 2B, 5 3B. 41 of 83 hits for extra bases. In 247 PA.

He’s my “best case scenario” for any deadline deal. Obviously, if Beltran had just Winn’ed it up after we got him, the Giants would’ve done what it took to keep him. It’s his own fault, really.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 AM PST reply actions  

yeah, well, look what that 2-month Winn stint did for us (subsequently)

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by son of ggf on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Gave us an awesome two months of baseball, and then helped keep a fun player around for several years? Yeah, that was lame.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 18, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

taking another look, he did do better than I recalled, but not starter material unless the team is lousy. which they were.

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by son of ggf on Jan 18, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

if there were productive players around him during that time

could’ve been awesome. He went on a roll towards the end of that season

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Imagine if the team had managed to regularly put out a lineup of Winn, Vizquel, Bonds, Alou, Durham, Snow, Feliz, and Matheny. It wouldn’t have been dominant, but it would have been surprisingly unhorrible.

It’s weird how palatable JT’s .275/.343./.365 line is now. .343 OBP from first base? Heck yeah!

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 18, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

It would've been acceptable

Have a good pitching staff and this lineup would’ve basically kept you in it every game, it’s a productive offense

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Plus, Noah Lowry: Staff Ace! I had forgotten he outperformed everybody else on the staff that year. 172 K in 204 IP!

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 18, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

That changeup was nifty until his arm started to fall off.

by wcw on Jan 18, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

god dammit, Noah :(

I remember one game he threw a complete game against the Reds? I was in Detroit, keeping up on the game, gonna look that up now

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

That was his first major league win and complete game. Barry hit two homers in that game, and the second was part of back-to-back-back HRs by Snow, Bonds, and Feliz. I was there!

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by Natto on Jan 18, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

yep, that's it!

here it is: http://articles.sfgate.com/2004-08-04/sports/17438530_1_big-league-two-doubles-hit

Must’ve been a pretty awesome game to be at, and i didn’t know that was his first win ever

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Leave it to Randy Winn

to leave the Giants after 2009, sign with the Cardinals in 2010, get picked up by the Yankees, and still fail to make it to the playoffs.

Poor guy.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 AM PST reply actions  

He’s the anti Kenny Lofton!

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s the anti Kenny Lofton Orlando Cabrera!!

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 18, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Jason Marquis, too!

/brokenleg.gif

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, that one is now defunct.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

“I can’t import a file” is not an adequate report of an application problem. Why can’t you? What happens when you try? Are there error messages associated with not being able to? ARE HUGE FUCKING RAVENS PECKING AT YOUR EYEBALLS WHENVER YOU TRY TO IMPORT THE FILE?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 10:51 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Your file contains porn

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 18, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe you lost the telemetry.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Has your file passed through the Van Allen Radiation Belt recently?

by Bar None on Jan 18, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I try to import file

I cannot import file.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, well that explains it.

I am just going to assume that the ravens explanation was the correct one and tell you to find a big net.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

/rec'd

worthless users are worthless

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by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

The one I love is, “The system is down.”

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by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Due to laziness/incompetence, I cannot import a file. Please fix me/it.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 18, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I got an IM yesterday: “Are you running reports?”

Well, I am the Director of Reporting. So no, no I’m not. I’m baking cakes over here. Might want to check with someone else about “reports”.

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by ResDog on Jan 18, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Try loving it to a different drive.

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by ResDog on Jan 18, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Resolution:

Not entering the incorrect name in the search field. One of my nerdlings is about to rampage.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

It looks like the outrage is having some impact
Three co-sponsors of the SOPA and PIPA antipiracy bills have publicly withdrawn their support as Wikipedia and thousands of other websites blacked out their pages Wednesday to protest the legislation.

link

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 10:57 AM PST reply actions  

NEED MOAR

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

GOOD
hankschulman Henry Schulman
ESPN has scheduled 10 of its Sunday Night games for ’12. Yankees on 3 times, Red Sox, champion Cards & Pujolses twice, your SF Giants nonce.

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 10:59 AM PST reply actions  

Good. Baseball should be played in the day (read: Fuck you Fox Saturday).

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 18, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

LOLGIANTS

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 18, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Why doesn’t ESPN just go have sex with the east coast!?

/not sure if they already have

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Good.

I hate ESPN.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

This

Kruk+Kuip> any national broadcast

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 18, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Best thing Schulman ever wrote

nonce

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Jan 18, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Whoa, looks like stained glass.

Is Randy Winn a saint?

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Saint Behind the Glass (new)

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 18, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

NYPD Wants to Stop and Frisk from a Distance

Point/Counterpoint:
The NYCLU says what you’d expect.
vs
The retired NYPD detective says:

If one believes that detecting a weapon or even a possible weapon on someone from a distance is an invasion of their freedoms or civil liberties, too bad. In this case as in many, the ends justify the means.

In other words, Snowball says some animals are more equal than others.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 18, 2012 11:06 AM PST reply actions  

DO WHATEVER YOU WANT JUST GUARANTEE ME MY SAFETY

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by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

The anti-TSA

HELLO, MR. NYPD! PLEASE TOUCH MY JUNK!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Let’s just give them the right to shoot people.

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Jan 18, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Appearance in Monterey tomorrow

lunch suggestion?

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 11:10 AM PST reply actions  

Local squid.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 18, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Haven’t been there in ages.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Me either. I haven’t gone down to our house in Carmel since back in college. :( Couple easy places in Carmel, are the Little Swiss Cafe, and Piatti’s, Carmel Bakery. That’s what I can think of off of the top of my head. For Monterrey Mundo’s Cafe is all I can think of right now.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

My lunch

Had my tooth pulled today. Have to eat cold, soft things. Carrot cake & ice cream.

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by ResDog on Jan 18, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Day off of work, laughing gas, carrot cake, and now butted pecan ice cream. This day is awesome!

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by ResDog on Jan 18, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

what kind of pee-can?

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

What kind of food do you want?

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be driving down from San Jose so something quick.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Mundo’s Cafe

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

thanks

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I think they’re are protected.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

mmmm abalone

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Live off the fatta da land!

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jan 18, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Fred Lewis
Aaron Rowand
Randy Winn

by djfivenine on Jan 18, 2012 11:18 AM PST reply actions  

Clanky
Crashy
Classy

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 18, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Lanky
Rashy
Lassy

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jan 18, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

GOOOD GOOD
Albert Breer @AlbertBreer 51m
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FavoritedFavorite · Close Open Details My understanding is that Eli Manning has been sent home for the day, which makes sense, given how those things can spread.

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FavoritedFavorite · Close Open Details Coughlin said Eli started but didn’t finish. Hoping it’s just a 24-hour stomach bug. #nyg

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by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 11:29 AM PST reply actions  

Counterpoint:

Jordan’s 63 at the Garden.

Counterpoint to my counterpoint:
LOL! Eli Manning is hardly Michael fucking Jordan, you jackass.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 18, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

DIdn’t Stan the Man hit 3 home runs one day sick as a dog

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

The pale mare!

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Jan 18, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I had a dream last night that I was gliding down a river on an inner tube, located within a resort in China. I was given an address and told that Bruce Bochy lived there and he wanted to talk to me. The river was lined with resorty apartments.

I accidentally rode the inner tube too long and almost got swept out to sea.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 18, 2012 11:31 AM PST reply actions  

Now we will never know what Bochy had to say.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Roto was getting sent down. Didn’t perform well in a SSS

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by ResDog on Jan 18, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

/sent down to the Akron Aeros

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 18, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Gotta pay your dues

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Sit on the beach and get pick up some grit.

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

You were actually Belt in your dream

And you were about to be swept out to Fresno.

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Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

No wonder I kept crying and people kept offering me cans of beer.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 18, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe Belt didn’t acccept the beer because he has standards and wasn’t about to drink a crappy can of Bud.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

That elitists BS would never fly with Boch.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

He prefers a bourbon-barrel aged stout brewed with lactobacillus bacteria and cocoa nibs.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 18, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Now I am thirsty.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

A brewery an hour or so from here brews a stout with that civet-shit coffee. It is rich and delicious.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 18, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Have you tried anything from Heretic Brewing? Also civet-shit?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope, it’s not available on this side of the country. I’d love to try it.

It’s that coffee in which civets (a weasel like animal) eat the beans and then poop them out, and the digestive enzymes make the coffee really delicious. It’s, like, the most expensive coffee in the world, and these folks make a coffee stout out of it.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 18, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Even though it is made with shit, it still sounds really good.
Have you tired Dogfish Head Chicory stout?
Heretic’s Evil twin is sooo good. I buy it whenever I get back to the Bay Area.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Chicory stout is just decent, IMO. I find the burnt flavor to a be a bit off-putting, so it’s not one of my ultimate faves. I prefer a smoother stout.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 18, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll shave for you next time, baby.

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Our relationship must stop, for the good of Smug.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 18, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Mind blown.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jan 18, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

My VPN monitor says that’s Porn.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 18, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

B/C vice has a NSFW section. I can assure you its not

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 18, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Rule 34'd

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jan 18, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Well I wasn’t going to click it before

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by ResDog on Jan 18, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, that’s his first post.

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by Natto on Jan 18, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

He writes? I thought he just did impressions.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

He doesn’t really write much.

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by Natto on Jan 18, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of Winn, the Counsell stance on the left (least wacky) resembles Dwight’s stance.

by non sequitur on Jan 18, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

He is outside of the batter’s box.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Are the puns killing Yu guys yet?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jan 18, 2012 11:54 AM PST reply actions  

Holy shit Adam Rubin laid the smackdown the Mets medical team
One person begged me not to write Ike may have fracture as 2nd test approached. Turned out cartilage damage, not fracture, was missed.
• Doctors advised J.J. Putz to have bone chips removed from elbow, which would’ve cost 6 weeks. Mets said shoot him w/ cortisone. He tore UCL.
• Ryan Church says to Brian Schneider, ‘Your knee looks swollen. Go see trainer.’ Schneider to Church: ‘They don’t want to hear it.’
• Mets exec calling Billy Wagner a wimp for complaining of elbow discomfort during sim game in Pittsburgh. Wagner needed Tommy John surgery.
• Still haven’t figured out rocket scientist behind having Jose Reyes bat righty vs. RHP after oblique injury. Injury lingered whole 2nd half.
• Thanks for reminding me about Ryan Church flying from Atlanta to Colorado with concussion. He said he felt like boater bobbing on Bering Sea
• Found oldie: Early in Reyes career, Mets wanted him tougher. They had Art Howe tell him “spit on it” to injury. Had undiagnosed fibula break

This was all put out there because of an Alderson quote about Davis injury

http://deadspin.com/5877176/the-mets-colossally-inept-medical-staff-exposed-in-a-beat-writers-twitter-rant

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by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 11:58 AM PST reply actions  

Sounds like a bad place for Andres to get his meds sorted out.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 18, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey Roto in your dream did feel like

Ryan Church flying from Atlanta to Colorado with concussion. He said he felt like boater bobbing on Bering Sea

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

People kept telling me to rub some dirt in it.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 18, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

MOAR GRIT

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Good alliteration

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by Natto on Jan 18, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Reminds me of a fantastic young Giants stud whose career was cut short by an inept training staff, but I have trouble recalling his name...

NOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jan 18, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

The Mets were in a class of their own.

by Hyoton on Jan 18, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

WHYYYYYYYYY.

He was my favorite non-Cain Giant…

by Cap M on Jan 18, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Had breakfast with him and his family in Boston in 2007

Dad: Super Cool
Sister: Super Cool
Noah: Super Cool

I come from Lowrys…his Dad and my Dad talked for awhile and we’re probably related. I loveded him.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jan 18, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow. Better hope they have good malpractice insurance.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, this has been going on for a while.

by Hyoton on Jan 18, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It doesn’t even include the Wright misadventures.

by Hyoton on Jan 18, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Or Santana, although I’m not sure where that is on “poor diagnosis” vs “hoping like hell”

by Hyoton on Jan 18, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Randy Winn was a good egg.

"If you wanna rock 'n' roll, I got the guitar."

by deuce deuce on Jan 18, 2012 12:16 PM PST reply actions  

i heard wikipedia is down because of some sofa

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by Natto on Jan 18, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I assume this is parody
SYSTEM1992 Kirastin Spence
by herpderpedia
if this SOFA bill past we cant use Wikipedia, I passed some high school papers with wikipedia.
3 hours ago

by Hyoton on Jan 18, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

READ THE GOD DAMN STATEMENT ON THE GODDAMN SITE THAT IS DOWN!

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 18, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I DNT COMPREHIND UR WRDS

by chilibean_3 on Jan 18, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

From these things you would almost have expected to find a blank screen when you went to wiki.

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by say hey nation on Jan 18, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

HOW ELSE AM I GOING TO FINISH THIS PAPER LAST MINUTE WITHOUT HAVING PAID ATTENTION IN CLASS

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by Natto on Jan 18, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m assuming most are fake, but some have to be real. And I don’t understand going to a page, seeing an explanation as to why it is down, and then going on to the twitter for said page and asking.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 18, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m assuming some are fake and most are real but hey.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 18, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I know exactly what it is. They go to the site see the page they want get covered and freakout.

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by say hey nation on Jan 18, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Makes an interesting point about the reading comprehension of the internet generation.

Teaching to tests, scattered sources of information, and people not thinking for themselves.

Spooky as shit. Ronnie James Dio would be sad.

by Cap M on Jan 18, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

SianJenkins2 Sian Jenkins
oh fuck off wikipedia, i had shit to look up. Fuck you and your shitey protest

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 18, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

OT LOLZ
I didn’t even have a life jacket because I had given it to one of the passengers. I was trying to get people to get into the boats in an orderly fashion. Suddenly, since the ship was at a 60- 70-degree angle, I tripped and I ended up in one of the boats. That’s how I found myself in the lifeboat.

http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/18/captain-offers-barely-plausible-excuse-for-leaving-ship/?tsp=1

by Shampo0 on Jan 18, 2012 12:30 PM PST reply actions  

This man should write for the porn industry.

by wcw on Jan 18, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

This is pretty funny
The captain did admit grounding the ship while trying to impress residents of an island off the coast of Tuscany with his luxurious $450 million vessel. The Guardian reported that the ship veered off course in order to give "a salute to a retired captain" who lives on the isle. But Schettino maintained that hitting the reef so close to shore saved lives.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

‘Dude, if I had @#$%!d up like this in the open ocean, we’d all be dead.’

by wcw on Jan 18, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope “I tripped and fell into a lifeboat” becomes a thing.

by Hyoton on Jan 18, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I tripped and fell into a lifeboat.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 18, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

“I fell into a lifeboat while tripping” is more like it.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 18, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to be a captain, until I took an arrow to the knee and feel into a lifeboat.

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Then somebody stole my sweet roll.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

"I could have single-handedly won the war on terrorism if I hadn't tripped and fell into a lifeboat"

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by Goofus on Jan 18, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

But its dark!

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by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

De Falco:

“YOU FELL OFF OF THE SHIP? YOU FELL OFF OF THE FUCKING SHIP?!?”

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

VELEZ WATCH
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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 18, 2012 12:30 PM PST reply actions  

I look forward to seeing his first hit of the 2011-12 seasons

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by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously? Peyton is done?

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

LITERALLY
Rob Lowe @RobLowe
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by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Rob Lowe is my favorite Colts Insider.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 18, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

If he was an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Ribbed for her pleasure. Ewwwwww.

by Every6thDay on Jan 18, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn't seem like he's trying to be an asshole
Rob Lowe RobLowe 24mricheisen My people are saying Manning will retire today. What do you hear? #NFL
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by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Who are his people? Urbz?

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s good friends with the owner right?

by Hyoton on Jan 18, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Forget 7 degrees of Kevin Bacon
It’s one degree of Rob Lowe

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by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

A graceful exit……unlike Favre.

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

How hilarious would it be if he broke it first?

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by scout6 on Jan 18, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

wut

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Rob Lowe?

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Lulz
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by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 12:47 PM PST reply actions  

Hey, was P&R on this week?

I always forget what night it airs cause I always watch it On Demand.

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by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice! I had forgotten about that show. I’ll have to head to their website tonight.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Even if this is wrong all the amusing tweets were well worth it
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Today, Rob Lowe announced Peyton Manning’s retirement and Mark Wahlberg announced he could have stopped 9/11. Your move, Liam Neeson.

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by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 12:50 PM PST reply actions  

/Waits for outcry over 9-11 joke

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by say hey nation on Jan 18, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Mark Wahlberg really said he could've stopped 9/11 today

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by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Context?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 18, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Just read it. IF I WAS ON THAT PLANE YADA YADA YADA

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by say hey nation on Jan 18, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

In a new interview with Men’s Journal, Wahlberg says that world history would have been different had he not made a fortuitous decision to fly to Toronto a week early and thus avoid boarding one of the planes out of Boston that crashed into the World Trade Center on September 11th.

“If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did,” he tells the magazine. “There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.’”

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by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

what

no

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

He also added this..
“I don’t get down with jerking off, dude. Look. I don’t believe in everything that the church says. I try to do the right thing. I lead a clean and pure life. I’m a married guy. I have a beautiful wife. Sex is not the most important thing to me, being horny all the time, spanking the — I mean, it’s not against the law. You can do whatever you want. And it’s not like, ‘I shouldn’t do it because of my faith. I’m just not really that into it that much anyway.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/18/mark-wahlberg-on-911-plane_n_1213029.html?ref=entertainment

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by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT?!

NO!

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Married to a beautiful woman and doesn’t like sex that much. SHIT DOESNT ADD UP

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU"RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 18, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

He's probably not good in the sack.

You might say that her expectations are quite Lowe.

/YEAAAAAAAAAAAH

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I know the church says sex is a sin, and even in marriage it’s just a business transaction, but I forget how the real world views it. Mostly disgusting and oppressive, right? I don’t know where he’s coming from here.

by Every6thDay on Jan 18, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Marky Mark is officially the loudest mook on the planet

Like he’s the dude with the most average intellect with the biggest loudspeaker to express his incredibly “FROM MY PERPSECTIVE” opinions. I like him a lot, but I just find stuff like this hilarious

by Cap M on Jan 18, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t take issue with it really.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 18, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

If I were at Pearl Harbor, I would have just caught all those bombs and thrown them back at the Japanese. And I’m not talking about the planes. I would have thrown those bombs out to the friggin’ carrier group. No carrier, no place to land. Planes crash into the sea. You didn’t think of that, did you? That’s because you’re not a movie star. QED.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s weak. I would have thrown them shits all the way back to Osaka.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I would’ve thrown them all the way to Berlin. Fuck you, Axis.

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

That's just ludicrous.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

No one could possibly throw a bomb that far, not even a movie star. Not even Clark Gable himself!!

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Charlie Chaplin would've done it without making a single sound.

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

While someone played a piano to his movements.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

At least Clark Kent would have.

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by fierrpawz on Jan 18, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

No never did. Superman does not wear glasses. Superman could not fly around like that if he needed glasses. Besides, Clark would look ridiculous in tights and a cape.

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by fierrpawz on Jan 18, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t get him started on the hat.

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Basically saying he is braver and tougher then all the people who were on the plane?

Yeah I take a little offense to that.

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by scout6 on Jan 18, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL OK. IM A MOVIE STAR SO I KNOW HOW TO FIGHT IN REAL LIFE, BRO!

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

At age 16, he was convicted of assault against two Vietnamese men after he had tried to rob them.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 18, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, because fighting two Vietnamese dudes is exactly the same as fighting people willing fly a plane into a building.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, they’re Asian. They know that kung fu stuff.

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by Natto on Jan 18, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah I forgot all asians are ninjas. /remembers never to piss wife off.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

WAT! VIETNAM IS IN ASIA?!?!? YOUR YOUR LUKY THAT WIKPEDIA IS DOWN FOR SOFA OTERWISED I WOLD IMBARASS YOU!

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by say hey nation on Jan 18, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

THOSE CATS WERE FAST AS LIGHTING

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by rotorueter on Jan 18, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

What were they doing?

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just saying it’s not like he has always been some pretty boy hollywood star.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 18, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

He used to be a drug dealer and violent criminal. And now he’s bigger. Passengers on one plane did it; I won’t doubt Marky Mark’s ability to instigate a similar reaction.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 18, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

He'd trip over his droopy pants

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I forgot about that.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s kinda teeny.

by Evan on Jan 18, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s very likely that he has had fight training for at least one or two of his movies.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The Fighter!

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by Natto on Jan 18, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh, maybe.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure that Marky Mark knows how to fight. After all he grew up on the streets of Dorchester, Boston! Whose tougher than those dudes?

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by say hey nation on Jan 18, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh. My brother in law grew up with them, and yeah, he’s pretty tough.

by City Girl on Jan 18, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I have family from Dorchester (now in southie) and the are pretty rough and tumble group.

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by say hey nation on Jan 18, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Massholes

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

They really are. My wife is one too, but its weird. Calling her one during a fight doesn’t seem to lighten the mood…

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by say hey nation on Jan 18, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

He was kind of a delinquent, really.

by Hyoton on Jan 18, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

it’s not just about fighting…it’s about the idea of people flying a plane into a building.

There was an article about how people just did not understand this level of evil. United 93 happened because the people on the plane found out about the earlier attacks.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly, prior to this most hijackings were seeking ransom money or to draw attention to a political cause. Air France Flight 8969 was hijacked and they wanted to fly it into the Eiffel Tower, this never materialized. Wahlberg presuming all this bullshit is hilarious.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s the part where he mentions his kids that makes me not have an issue with it. I’m not saying I believe he’d be successful necessarily, but some people on one flight were, once they knew what was really going on.

I can see him as the type to fly off the handle immediately if someone put his family in a threatening position.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 18, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

How is that really different than anyone else?

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly. Plus the MO in the majority of hijackings is to keep everybody in their seats or move them to a specific section of a plane. Then kill people who disobey or threaten loved ones. So more than likely he would follow instructions. On top of this assuming some former bruiser movie star from Boston is going to react like a soldier with tons of training and GI joe ninja skills, is ludicrous. You also have to keep in mind that when they forced the plane down in PA, this is one of the few times command of an airplane has been taken away from hijackers by passengers.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok,so clearly LOL HE’S A MOVIE STAR is a better way to look at it.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 18, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s armchair quarterbacking at its worst.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m still not going to laugh at the thought of the ex- violent con, ex-drug dealer, Dorchester native attacking people who threaten his children, just because he’s been in movies.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 18, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not even laughing at it for that reason. I’m laughing at the statement because it is stupid. There is nothing that sets him apart from the average person on those planes. Look at the long list of hijackings in the 70’s and 80’s. Don’t you think that on at least one of those planes was a combat veteran who stood by and did nothing because he didn’t want to get shot or stabbed. The point is if he tried something he would be dead and nothing would have changed.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly. The other passengers just assumed it was a “standard” hijacking. Flight 93 fought back to avoid causing further death and destruction, not to save themselves.

Dammit. I hate talking about this. A coworker was on that plane. To have Marky Mark delude himself publicly is quite distressing.

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by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Porcelain knives? I’VE GOT BONE FISTS, BRO!

by Every6thDay on Jan 18, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

He learned to fight sarcastically, to make fun of other people who knew how to fight.

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by iammclovin on Jan 18, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

To repeat

Vercotti: Doug (takes a drink) Well, I was terrified. Everyone was terrified of Doug. I’ve seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug. Even Dinsdale was frightened of Doug.

2nd Interviewer: What did he do?

Vercotti: He used… sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and… satire. He was vicious.

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by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

“STAND IN!”

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by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure many dudes have said that.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha

He looks like a kid who can’t lie very well.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I am guessing he does not realize there would not have been 27 takes to get it right and that the 200 people around him would not have been there to make sure he does?

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by fierrpawz on Jan 18, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Little known fact

Al Queda translates to “the funky bunch” in arabic.

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by apistat on Jan 18, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get the Liam Neeson reference and that is still hilarious.

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by iammclovin on Jan 18, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I just assume it is because he kicks ass in his movies.

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by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I just IMDB.com’d him…he played a lot more ass-kickers than I remembered.

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by iammclovin on Jan 18, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Aren’t all of his characters kick ass?

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by say hey nation on Jan 18, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Shindler’s List?

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d say that was kick ass dude.

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by say hey nation on Jan 18, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I never saw “Kinsey” or “Chloe” or a few others.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jan 18, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Konsey is pretty darn good.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

KONSEY

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked Kinsey.

How about Darkman?

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s one of the ones I did recollect from an ass-kicking standpoint.
Rob Roy was first.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Jan 18, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

They left the part out of "Kinsey" where after each interview he kicked their ass?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 18, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

The movie Taken was awesome. His new movie The Grey looks fun.

I just pretend Clash of the Titans never happened.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Clash of the titans was one of the worst movies I've ever seen

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Jan 18, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re releasing a sequel!

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

No way.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Wrath of the Titans.

Neeson will be in it.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck that.

Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Jan 18, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Wrath of the Titans: When Football Teams Attack!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
Azmanz Bet: 1st HoF: Clemens > Bonds

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 18, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Paraphrasing Bill Maher:

New Rule: From now on, all Liam Neeson movies have to be called “If you fuck with me, I’ll hunt you down and kill you.”

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 18, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

With roman numeral after them I hope.

I wouldn’t want to get them confused.

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Pearl Harbor was bombed by the Germans on this day in 1936.

/world without wikipedia

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 18, 2012 12:52 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Pretty sure that is the world without education.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 18, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Re-education.

Amirite?

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 18, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Today marks the anniversary of Hitler killing Jewish people in showers in Hawaii, causing the United States to drop a big bomb on Japan.

by Every6thDay on Jan 18, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

WHY DID THE JAPIPANESS BOMB US WITH SOFAS?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 18, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT WE DIDN'T GIVE UP!!!!

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by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Abe Lincoln was born in a cabin he built with his own hands

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Using wood from the cherry tree washington chopped down.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 18, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Another great argument for pie.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 18, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Liz Lemon would approve.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
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by jhiat00 on Jan 18, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate to think what this is filling with.

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Froggish things

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

is it a frog?

I thought it was Jabba the Hut

by Countificus on Jan 18, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That was what Jabba ate.

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by Natto on Jan 18, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

That scene was very confusing to me as a kid.

by Hyoton on Jan 18, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Now that I think of it:
Tiny brass bras and panties

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

This baker is my kind of scum. Fearless and inventive.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 18, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Hot Cookie in the Castro!

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by speckops on Jan 18, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Damnit. Just ruined my copy of Modern Warfare 3. Bumped the Xbox and it burned a ring around the edge of the disc.

by kaliber on Jan 18, 2012 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

What the hell?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 18, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a known issue. I just had to move my Xbox today for a while. I accidentally bumped it while playing because I wasn’t used to it being under my desk.

by kaliber on Jan 18, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Does your xbox house an active forge?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 18, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

kaliber is actually Eorlund Greymane.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m the Dragonborn, actually!

by kaliber on Jan 18, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I am as well...and the Thane of Windhelm.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jan 18, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I'M CAPTAIN BASCH VON RONSENBERG OF DALMASCA!

/don’tcrossthememes

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 18, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m the thane of a billion places now. It no longer seems special. I just keep getting stoopid swords.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 18, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

/throws axe on the ground right in front of the stupid Jarl that gave it to me

by chilibean_3 on Jan 18, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

THERS A MILLION HOLDS IN SKYRIM O_o

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jan 18, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

*BILLIONS

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jan 18, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

40 minutes until the Yu deadline

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Jan 18, 2012 1:18 PM PST reply actions  

http://mlb.sbnation.com/2012/1/18/2716824/tim-lincecum-visualized

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Jan 18, 2012 1:23 PM PST reply actions  

Looks like a fair assessment of their relative worth.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 18, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Cust ain’t worth Timmy’s smile!

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I trust Rob Lowe over this "Archie" Manning.
Chris Mortensen
@mortreport: Archie Manning laughed when he heard @RobLowe said Peyton will retire, “Noooo…he ain’t retiring. I think he would’ve told me.” #NFL32

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 18, 2012 1:27 PM PST reply actions  

What?

Peyton didn’t even tell Archie that he was retiring?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Jan 18, 2012 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

What a terrible son.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 18, 2012 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Peyton is a jerk.

by Hyoton on Jan 18, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Rob Lowe knew and didn’t Archie first!?!?

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

How about Archie Bunker?

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by Natto on Jan 18, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

He's better than Manning.

Worse than the comics.

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!
Lars Bet: 1st HoF: Bonds > Clemens

by Azmanz on Jan 18, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

*tell

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 18, 2012 1:35 PM PST reply actions  

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