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If you've been around here for a while, you probably know the official McCovey Chronicles position on Alex Smith. I would like to welcome anyone out there who didn't have the same official position before today. Amazing.

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by scout6 on Jan 14, 2012 5:22 PM PST reply actions  

LET’S GO
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I LOVE EVERYTHING!!!!!

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 14, 2012 5:23 PM PST reply actions  

Do you love Dodger Stadium? Huh? Huh?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Jan 14, 2012 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn this is a hard question to answer right now

… I might. Right now.

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by doubleteapot on Jan 14, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Latrine jokes aside

I like it well enough. It’s got a real sense of place. Sitting in the upper deck as the sun goes down, you can almost see Koufax and Wills and Mays and McCovey.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasn't impressed.

Of course, it probably didn’t help that the Giants lost the times I went.

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by Natto on Jan 14, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

GO NINERS

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by doubleteapot on Jan 14, 2012 5:23 PM PST reply actions  

So how is it that in hand-egg a game falls apart at the end all the time

It’s like they’re not really playing for the first 75%

One of the many hand-eggisms I do not understand

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 5:23 PM PST reply actions  

They're tired?

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
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by Murray, Present on Jan 14, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

This

Also there are plenty of D-Coordinators who just don’t know how to handle late game situations when you’re as concerned about the clock as the score.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 14, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Confirmation bias.

Doesn’t happen as often as you might think.

And when it does, yeah, tiredness is a pretty big factor.

by dregarx on Jan 14, 2012 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Only good ESPN headline ever?

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

amazing

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I have not watched much of the Niner’s this year,or much handegg in general. That was a damn good game.

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by nvsfg on Jan 14, 2012 5:26 PM PST reply actions  

I flipped to the NHL:Network and saw Don Cherry suit, wondering what the hell he is wearing.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait…..Alex Smith came out today? :)

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 5:31 PM PST reply actions  

So rec’d

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by free f.p. #14 on Jan 14, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t see the image. :(

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Right click, open in new tab/window.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not letting me do that, for some reason.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

I mentioned this on the other board..a happy birthday to the GOAT: Muhammad Ali who is 70 today.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 5:32 PM PST reply actions  

Oh and holy shit. It's like I'm in middle school all over again

With the big battle between Green Bay and SF right? I mean, that’s what’s likely to happen anyway. I’m going to go get a candy bar and some sunflower seeds to celebrate… and whiskey.

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 5:36 PM PST reply actions  

ESPN LOVES the potential narrative

Alex Smith vs. Aaron Rodgers

The one that was supposed to be picked vs. the one that was picked.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, it’s actually an interesting narrative.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Imagine if Denver faced the 49ers in the Super Bowl. ESPN will get Urban Meyer to be their analyst for 2 weeks to talk about Alex Smith and Tim Tebow.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I might actually watch that

How did Alex Smith end up going to Utah, anyway? It seems odd for someone from San Diego.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Mormon(?)

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Smith is a common last name among Mormons

Though to be fair it is obviously a common last name in general.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

49ers have 4 on the roster?

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

A plethora of Smiths. Like the Giants were collecting Sanchezes for a while

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

He would have gone to BYU, though.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Not necessarily. Also, there is some measure of where you are recruited.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be super cool

Utah State football has been an embarrassment for a long time.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just happy that they were able to play at Auburn’s level, but that Louisiana Tech game sucked.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. The biggest loss all year was by 10 points to Fresno State.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

No he's not Mormon

Utah was apparently one of just two Div. I programs to recruit him. The other was coached by his uncle.

The weird thing about the Smith narrative is he was basically the underdog throughout his amateur career. Then he did so well that he was the 1st overall pick in the draft and sucked. And now that he’s the underdog again, suddenly he’s decent.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 14, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

His uncle did coach Michigan State. He just got hired somewhere.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Weber State hired him, John L. Smith

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Mormon?

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Jan 15, 2012 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I still remember the mock drafts that came out of the 2005 draft. Mike Mayock of NFL Network said the 49ers will take Alex Smith and, if they do, he had Aaron Rodgers going to Green Bay. No one else did.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Mayock also called the Raiders taking DHB over Crabtree

I love his draft stuff

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

He seems to do better in games when nobody expects him to (like at the end of close games after he’s kind of sucked. Not that he sucked in this game but the offense did in general and I think nobody expected them to score).

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by thehavenot on Jan 14, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Fun Fact

Today’s 49ers 36-32 win was the first 36-32 final score ever.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 5:36 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah

13-8

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

harbaugh is the master of the "huh?" final score

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

A win is a win, but that Bengals game pug fugly. At that time, I never could have imagined where we are now.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

all those early games were ugly. But remember that they literally had like a month together at that point. It was incredible that they were winning games despite that

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

2011 showed what a shitty coach Mike Singletary was.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

yes it really did. They got huge impact from Rogers and Aldon Smith who weren’t here last year, but Harbaugh would have made the playoffs with last year’s team.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean like the preseason game against the Saints?

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You can check any score combo here: http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/game_scores.cgi

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

There has been five, 2-0 games. Last one in 1938.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

3 of the 4 franchises involved in those two games don’t exist anymore.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I said over at NN

but this felt like the 2010 NLDS between Giants/Braves

hopefully the rest of the postseason will be the same.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 14, 2012 5:38 PM PST reply actions  

Oh yeah

Rick Ankel = Graham

Brooks Conrad = 5 TOs

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by CalBear949 on Jan 14, 2012 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

5? HOLY SHIT

hahahaha, no wonder the Niners won

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Continuing the analogy

Brees = Tim Hudson

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by CalBear949 on Jan 14, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t quite decided if Alex Smith is Cody Ross yet…

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by CalBear949 on Jan 14, 2012 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Not enough eye black on Smith.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I said in the other post: Vogelsong

Even if it isn’t a totally apt 2010 comparison, obviously, to the casual observer it looks like, here’s a guy who people were high on but never really quite panned out in the pros, but suddenly you get the right team around him and he may have obvious deficiencies but he’s not quite as bad as expected

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t fit the 2010 WS narrative though

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by CalBear949 on Jan 14, 2012 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I literally did not see it

sorry :)

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by CalBear949 on Jan 14, 2012 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Pierre Thomas

Billy Wagner

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I Agree

Wholeheartedly.

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by Kestrel76 on Jan 14, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

This is on repeat for the rest of the weekend – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB3msseVaPQ

I have lost my voice and my sanity. I’m drinking like there is no tomorrow. What an incredible game.

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by Kestrel76 on Jan 14, 2012 5:39 PM PST reply actions  

Bill Bellichik looks like a homeless man.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 5:44 PM PST reply actions  

Dear Saints

Next time, don’t lose to the Rams. LOL

by jhawx on Jan 14, 2012 5:45 PM PST reply actions  

Dear Saints

Next time, don’t beat the Saints. LOL

I love that that game screwed both teams.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

49ers

are luckily that the ugly loss to the Cardinals didn’t cost them the bye week and home field advantage.

by nofreetime on Jan 15, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

i can’t believe the niners came back not just once but twice

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by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 5:50 PM PST reply actions  

Against record-breaking Brees

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t decide which TD drive was crazier.

by boonitez on Jan 14, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

2nd

they actually went for a TD with 9 seconds left instead of settling for overtime

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by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m so glad. Why pass up an opportunity to win when you’re that close?

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by son of ggf on Jan 14, 2012 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, they still had enough time for one more play before the field goal. No way I’d settle for OT.

by boonitez on Jan 14, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we might have just seen what happens when the Niners finally ditch the conservatism and open up the offense — they can actually score touchdowns!

by sycasey on Jan 14, 2012 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

but only if the game's on the line

because they suuuuuuuucked before that when they tried to throw

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Again, it’s possible that this is due to the fact that on many of those passing plays they only have like 2 options to throw to. Very simplified plays.

If Smith can keep proving he can handle the extra pressure like this, we might see them open it up earlier in the game.

by sycasey on Jan 14, 2012 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a good point

at multiple times when smith was getting sacked by those all-out blitzes I noticed that there wasn’t a single outlet throw for him. There would be 3 options all running 7 step drop routes. I was like “WTF?!”.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I really didn’t get why they were throwing the ball so much.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

well

they threw in a couple runs that got stuffed, so maybe they felt like they could take advantage of the Saints crowding the line. Problem was that they couldn’t beat the blitz with their throws.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

exactly

Saints forced them to throw by crowding the lines.

Unfortunately, much like the Ravens game, the 49ers did not seem to have an answer for the pressure.

I agree with the analysts after the game – the Saints screwed up by staying in man-to-man coverage on that last drive.

by nofreetime on Jan 15, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

yes

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The first was crazier…especially with the Alex Tebow run.

the second was pure sweetness.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 14, 2012 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

in 4 minutes!

you can’t even make an appetizer on Chopped in 4 minutes

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by CalBear949 on Jan 14, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t believe Dress Brees was 40-63.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean

I honestly thought the game was over both times. I didn’t think there was any way Alex could possibly lead a scoring drive.

And then he did it TWICE.

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by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

surprisingly as it may be, that’s like the 5th or 6th 4th quarter comeback this season for Smith and the Niners. Shocks me every time

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by giant4life83 on Jan 14, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

6th

4 were on the road

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Alex in workshirt

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by Natto on Jan 14, 2012 5:54 PM PST reply actions  

Apparently, Andrew Susac was at the game
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by jhawx on Jan 14, 2012 5:56 PM PST reply actions  

I guess he would be a Niners fan, wouldn’t he?

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Little brawl on the field of the Broncos-Pats game

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 5:56 PM PST reply actions  

go away Tebows go away

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 5:57 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Go Pats! Only for this week

I don’t want one more week of ESPN and NFL Network talking about Tim Tebow.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 5:58 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

They've been verbally fellating Brady for nearly ten years now

Tebow is a refreshing change.

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by RDreamer on Jan 14, 2012 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Except

Brady is one of the best QBs in NFL history.

I got so annoyed when analysts start talking about how Tebow had two good throws in the entire game…the guy was 10 for 21!!!

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by CalBear949 on Jan 14, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Thursday night

NFL Network had an hour NFL Year in Review: Tim Tebow. ESPN had, at the same time, Tebow’s life story.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder which one was watched by more people?

NFLN’s vastly smaller viewership aside.

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by RDreamer on Jan 14, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Cablevision doesn’t have NFL Network. I don’t know about Time-Warner.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

have a rec
We’re watching the Sharks game right now though, so root against the Tebows for me.

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL NN’s Post game thread is entirely green

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by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 5:59 PM PST reply actions  

Eco-conscious.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

copy cats!

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Did we green all the playoff series wins?

or just the WS?

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by CalBear949 on Jan 14, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The day the Giants moved into first place for the first time in September the whole first GDT was green.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The gamethread, too.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 14, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

What the hell, that’s exactly what you said.

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by garbanzo24 on Jan 14, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL PANDA
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by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 6:01 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

Eff yeah.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I literally cried at that point

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

he said

“you fucking did this shit” to him too. That was hilarious

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

The catch one is from SI. Love the cover for that.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s pretty cool that Candlestick still looks the same today.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool is one word for it…

by boonitez on Jan 14, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm planning on moving out of the city this year, but wherever I am I will fly back for its demolition

Because, y’know, eff that place. Some great memories, but none of them were because of the stadium

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s not a great place to actually watch a game.

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

the stick is a shithole for sure

but it knows how to handle a big moment. It goes apishyte insane and it’s pretty awesome.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Bad angle on the VD catch

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Jan 14, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the reverse angle is probably going to be more iconic.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

MLB Network has a countdown of the top 40 World Series moments. I bet no SF Giants moments.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

Well, probably not 2010

But sigh maybe some 2002 or 1989 moments

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

#30

Angels comeback in 2002, Troy Glaus

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Announcer: “They weren’t about to hold on to a 5 run lead”

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

TGWTWS

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by troymccluresf on Jan 15, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Bonds at #37 from some World Series in 2002.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe Troy Glaus’s HR!

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by Natto on Jan 14, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

they'll show Kirk freaking Gibson eleventy bajillion times though

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by RDreamer on Jan 14, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

They were listing the top-whatever teams all time

and included the 2002 Angels, despite the fact that their win was a huge upset, followed by the 1969 Orioles, who lost to the Miracle Mets in a huge upset.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

meh

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2012/1/14/2708017/handegg-overflow-thread#88719737

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

f the angels

but they did have the second highest total oWAR (38.5) according to BR of WS winners in the past decade, behind only the 2007 BSox.

by mooksman on Jan 15, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

They also had the best run differential in the majors that year — it wasn’t really a flukey win.

by sycasey on Jan 15, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

#20

The earthquake

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

#9

“The Catch” baseball version.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

No Giants the rest of the way

Number 3 is Don Larson’s perfect game, number 2 is Gibson’s homer vs. Eck

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Don Larsen won a pennant with the Giants, so that’s cool.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh god

The David Freese triple from this year is probably gonna get #1…

by boonitez on Jan 14, 2012 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Maz from 1960

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, the 2011 World Series was objectively great.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

One moment from 2011 was on the countdown. I was surprised to see Barry’s long homer in 2002 ahead of the Red Sox winning the World Series in 2004.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The World Series sucked that year, of course.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It wasn’t the Giants fault they dominated the Rangers so definitively.

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by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

If the Giants had done what the Cardinals did, I might not have survived to the end.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t care about the Rangers and that game 6, I still shake my head.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the best things about 2010 is that I can appreciate outcomes that don’t involve the Giants. Before, I just would have felt envy. Now I feel schadenfreude instead.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s why 2002 doesn’t bother me anymore.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Good for you.

I still have a scar.

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by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

2010 ended that for me. In fact, it made it more satisfying after going through 1987, 1989, 1993, 1997, 2000, 2003.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

as well as 2002. I’m sure the 60s would have done it if I was alive.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, it was satisfying.

I just still get mad when I think about 2002.

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by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Before 2010, I would get pissed when I would see highlights of other teams winning the World Series, thinking to myself “DAMN IT!! WE ALMOST HAD THAT IN 2002!!!!”

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Both losses to the Marlins.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

They didn’t make the playoffs in either 2001 or 2004.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I meant to be adding on, not adding context. Marlins were the DS in ’97 and ’03.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

ah OK

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

2004 might be the worst one of all

I had been a big fan since 2001, but in 2004 I listened to just about every game on the radio; it’s my lasting memory of that summer. Barry Bonds was putting up numbers that will never make sense in any context. In the last days of the season it was all so close to coming together, and then Steve Finley hit it out and it crushed me.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

1998 was pretty tough too

Hey the Cubs always suck, but WHOOPS!

by sycasey on Jan 14, 2012 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I still kind of hate Jeff Kent a little, though.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a douche.

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by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Not in this line.

Well, kinda. I concede that I might not like to spend time with him. But hey, Barry.

Kent was just always one of my favorites. Dude never slacked. I like second basemen (because of Robby Thompson) and mustaches (Carney Lansford) and hardnosed attitudes (Thrill). I also think that Kent’s complimentary bat protecting Barry’s was crucial to the Giants run of success and feel that driving him away was fucking stupid.

I realize this puts me in the distinct minority among Giants fans, like my irrational love of Dusty.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t like Kent’s views on race.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, yes.

Milton Bradley: reliable source.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t him. I heard that way before that from people who worked for the Giants.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Astros Have Nothing Bad To Say About Kent

SAN DIEGO — A coach for the Houston Astros took a long, slow read of Milton Bradley’s observations on Jeff Kent on Tuesday night, folded the paper deliberately and placed it on a table before him.

“Jeff Kent,” he said finally, “is not a racist.”

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

If you want to believe he isn’t, fine but you’re wrong.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, well, if YOU heard so, I guess it must be true!

LOL Pulitzer Prize-winning newspaper!

Dodger players privately dismissed Bradley’s assessment of Kent’s character.
Bagwell said he “never” believed Kent to be a player driven by statistics, another of Bradley’s charges, or a racist.

“You’re not going to find me saying anything at all bad about JK,” he said.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Whatever, dude

I think we went through this before. Many, many people I know who worked for the Giants said this to me. Doesn’t take away from him as a player but he’s a racist. And, btw, few people would say it to the media.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Luke Scott called Felix Pie a “monkey boy” and Pie said Scott wasn’t a racist to the media. Players won’t say it to the media.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, that's a convenient way to invalidate opinions you don't agree with!

Maybe he was only racist in San Francisco!

“I think (for Bradley) to make it a race issue is ridiculous,” Berkman, who is white, told the Houston Chronicle. “Jeff Kent doesn’t discriminate against anybody. He ignores Latinos, blacks and whites equally.” Astros utility man Jose Vizcaino also saw Bradley’s comments. “I just laughed,” he said.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I was told by people who I know wouldn’t lie to me say it was true. They were around the team a lot. But if you want to believe he isn’t a racist, I can’t can’t change your mind. BTW, no need to use that condescending comment you used in the subject line. Seems you are taking it personally.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Who's being condescending here?

I’m giving you quotes that are as vastly more valid as than the hearsay you’re referencing, from sources as close as closer than yours, and you’re dismissing them… because of reasons. Your sources might not lie to you, but they might be wrong.

So I say, “whatever, dude” (<- also condescending!) to you. If you want to believe something that all available evidence says is not true, clearly we’re at an impasse.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

These are people who were around the team every single day (security and what not) and saw it and heard it.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

and I’ll drop it here because we could go all night with this. I won’t change your mind and you won’t change mine.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I would call his teammates and coaches closer sources than a security guard.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Not just A guard

Many.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I would call his teammates and coaches closer sources than a security guards.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Gramma always said you judge a man by the way he treats the people he doesn’t have to be nice to.

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Neither Bonds nor Kent were that nice to people. Bonds was nice to kids but not adults.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Our CEO has a story about that.

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by wcw on Jan 14, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Again, Jeff Kent wasn't nice to anyone, regardless of status.

And hearsay remains hearsay. I’m going to have to hear something a touch more substantive than “some guys said so” to believe something terrible about someone.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

"Kent's views on race"

What, did he publish something?

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by tobias on Jan 15, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I grew up playing second base in little league. Jeff Kent was my favorite player during those years. And I will be happy when I see him go into the Hall of Fame as a Giant.

I don’t agree with his views now that I am a more, uh, conscious individual, but I loved him as a ballplayer. It’s hard to shake that affection.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved his bat

We don’t watch the games because the players are angels.

by wcw on Jan 14, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

BLB

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Career BABIP:

.383

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I do not think he could have been the player he was if he had not been a monster.

by wcw on Jan 14, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t figure out how he ended up living in the Bay Area (some Cobbs still live here).

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess Atherton is nice.

by wcw on Jan 14, 2012 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

He is pretty entertaining when he is on with Ralph & Tom once in a while.

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by Giant among Angels on Jan 15, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I wanted to like Kent, he gave tons of money to girls/womens sports stuff… but man he just gave me the creeps.

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

He fought with Bonds, he trashed the team after he left., he lied about his injury. (“washing his truck” whatever!)

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. I can get past that and root for douches (I can root for any player provided they’re not rapists or whatever), but he was a Dodger, too.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

And that, too.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but

the Giants own the best pennant clinching moment, so there’s that.

by nofreetime on Jan 15, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Niners

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh… thought it was still football we’re talkin bout my bad

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s good for the Giants for the 9ers to be winning… Maybe somebody can take the Giants front office and say “See? See those bandwagon fans? They come from WINNING!”

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 6:03 PM PST reply actions  

If you believe in competition

Then it’s definitely a good thing. I know that if I were living in the Bay Area right now, I’d definitely be more likely to pay for Niners tickets than Giants tickets.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 14, 2012 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Warriors losing

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by CalBear949 on Jan 14, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Sharks! LOL Warriors.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

verklempt

thanks, Vernon, et al. The weight of all those great teams, and the recent long run of crap—released on one play.

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by son of ggf on Jan 14, 2012 6:10 PM PST reply actions  

My housemates and I were joking about the fact that it looked like no one wanted to hug Alex Smith. He hugged the pile awkwardly

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, we noticed that too. "Hey guys!!!! Guys? guys? "

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I threw that ball! Remember me? Your Quarterback?

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

My dad and I had a lot of fun with that. I hope there’s a GIF of it.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Reminds me more of the

“sad Cain sitting alone” picture.

by nofreetime on Jan 15, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Someone should photoshop Dunbar standing awkwardly next to the pile.

by boonitez on Jan 14, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

And Nyjer Morgan

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

can’t get enough

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by son of ggf on Jan 14, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Good catch! I didn’t notice that until now.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

Bye Travis and thanks for 2010! Good luck with the Brewers!

by kennv on Jan 14, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

In the replay it looked like he was yelling at the back judge/ref. I almost wondered if he was going to get flagged.

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by tobias on Jan 15, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Not pictured:

Whatever is left of Roman Harper

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Tim Tebow down by 2 TDs

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Just setting up the comeback

(not really)

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Fist pumping 80s metal song of the day

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by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 6:17 PM PST reply actions  

During the Denver-NE game.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Related to Tim Tebow?

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Awww, Alex

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 6:19 PM PST reply actions  

That other guy looks terrified

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 6:19 PM PST reply actions  

I'm so glad we got him

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

He appears to be perpetually pissed off.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Harbaugh must have bumped the cop hard.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

He didn’t mean to shake his hand so hard!

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

HEARTY HANDSHAKE!

Ron Washington really Britta'd that Series.
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Jan 14, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The thought of Jim Schwartz watching that game and seething with rage makes me all the happier.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jan 14, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Jim Harbaugh is also a coach that you like him if he is coaching your team but you hate him (but would love for him to coach your team) if he coached another team.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

Not to the extent of a Belichick or Schwartz, but Harbaugh’s hyper-competitiveness would definitely be grating if he coached another team.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jan 14, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

eh

He’s not all that loud-mouthed, is he? He’s intense on the field but I don’t get the impression he makes too much of an ass out of himself in press conferences.

by boonitez on Jan 14, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Kind of like the NE coach in that regard.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

All Forty-Nine 3:16 Bible Verses, Ranked By How Likely They Are To Foretell Tim Tebow As The Messiah

6) Revelations: So, because you are lukewarm—neither hot nor cold—I am about to spit you out of my mouth.

5) Ezekiel: At the end of seven days the word of the LORD came to me

4) John: For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

3) Lamentations: He has broken my teeth with gravel; he has trampled me in the dust.

2) Job: Or why was I not hidden away in the ground like a stillborn child, like an infant who never saw the light of day?

1) 1 Timothy: Beyond all question, the mystery from which true godliness springs is great: He appeared in the flesh, was vindicated by the Spirit, was seen by angels, was preached among the nations, was believed on in the world, was taken up in glory.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 6:22 PM PST reply actions  

This is great.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Revelation not Revelations

it aint plural.

In this post-2010 reality, I occupy a resurrection body.

by MrUnderhill on Jan 15, 2012 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL.

Good point. “Get on board the first time, folks! There ain’t no second chance!”

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 15, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Discount Double Check

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Jan 14, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I like this narrative of poor Rodgers always being bullied by / overlooked in favor of Matthews.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I just don't get it.

Aaron Rodgers spends his free time hanging out in an insurance office chatting with the only people in Green Bay who don’t know who he is?

by QuakeFan on Jan 14, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Awful, awful, awful commercials….

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Jan 16, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Aaron Rodgers is going to make so much endorsement money in his career.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably after, too.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

He's a very likeable man

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Jan 14, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I think so. But I’m sure fans of his divisional opponents think he is a dick

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaha!

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 14, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Took me a second.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to hate him

then I see stuff like this

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

He does it every picture, too

http://www.rodgersphotobomb.com/

My personal favorite is actually the one where its one of those huge team photos, and if you look closely you can see that him and Flynn have their hands on each other’s knees instead of their own.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 14, 2012 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

This looks like one of The Onion's worse shop jobs

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

How did I not know this existed until now?

This is hilarious no matter what team you support. :D

I love the one with the waterbottles

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know. But it looks vaguely official.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 15, 2012 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

do football teams do commercials? Maybe it was a running bit in a commercial or series of commercials?

Reminds me of creepy lurker Zito.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 15, 2012 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

okay… according to http://www.rodgersphotobomb.com/tagged/2011

Welcome to RodgersPhotobomb.com, a site dedicated to the photobombing of the weekly team captain photos by Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers!

A tradition since 2006?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 15, 2012 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

A Rodge isn't a captain?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Jan 15, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel like I’m missing something here.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Between 73 and 36.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

54.5

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

If anyone could have gotten it based only on that clue alone, it’s El Person.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Still LOL Warriors

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

This is generally true.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re still in the 2nd period, is Desjardins okay?
Cuz, that just happened.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoops. Sorry for the spoilers.

He doesn’t come back. :(

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

nah, it’s okay….so long as I don’t say anything to the Mr.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Keep watching Merope

there’s some good stuff.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, especially considering his price.

But poor Nitty.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Lets hope Nitty gets traded to a team who will play him every day.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

His last name sounds like a sushi roll.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

mmmmmm, sushi

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

mmmmmm, sushi

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Like the Lightning. I think we could get good stuff from them

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

is Little Tommy Wingels still up? Haven’t heard much from him lately.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. But he was a healthy scratch today.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I doubt Desjardins plays tomorrow.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t see him in this game. Not sure.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Nitty for Stamkos, Lecavalier, and St. Louis!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 14, 2012 7:10 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

The Cardinals, Rams or Blues?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope he’s okay.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

If you are pro Tebow, you don’t like it.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I like QBs who can throw.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Tom Brady, 14 for 20, 188 yards, 4 TDs, 1 INT

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like all of that malarkey's finally over

So, Tebow gets next year a few starts and then g’bye, yeah?

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends on how he plays in the first few games.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty bad

Very lopsided. I know people are happy about Tebow winning but I was hoping that it would at least be entertaining

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Clarification: I also want Tebow to lose. But I am bored by this.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

pretty crappy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, who cares?

The Niners won in stunning fashion.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Niners game was the happiest I've been since November, 2010

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

It was pretty awesome.

My favorite part was Vernon Davis crying like a little girl.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

in Harbaugh's arms

amazing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

So sweet.

I love when big strong jocks cry.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

No reaction from Mike Singletary. He has to check the film.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Moving forward

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 14, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL
Bruce Arthur @bruce_arthur
Jeez, what if Tim Tebow has actually been praying to Tom Brady this entire time?

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay Clowie!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 6:43 PM PST reply actions  

that was a crazy goal.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

So amazing.

Patty had one from the air last week, too. They must be eating their Wheaties.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Can he hit for the Giants?

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

This crossed my mind, too.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

well this is ugly

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 6:44 PM PST reply actions  

Jesus Guzman?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

And lo, because Tom Brady followed the 11th commandment, “Thou shall marry thy hot supermodel girlfriend,” the Lord looked with favor upon him and blessed his every pass.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jan 14, 2012 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, nice save by Greiss, again. 3rd period.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 6:53 PM PST reply actions  

Yep.

He’s good. Let’s keep him.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing beats Don Cherry’s jacket tonight.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

jacket? I thought he had wrapped himself up in my great gramma’s kitchen curtains!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Must have missed that one.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2012/1/14/2708017/handegg-overflow-thread#88709450

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope Craig Sager wasn’t watching so he could top it this week.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

damn, the BJ’s scored.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 7:00 PM PST reply actions  

Choice selections from the prediction thread of the Saints SBN site, Canal Street Chronicles.
Saints 49 – Whiners 24
1. Saints win turnover battle.
2. Brees throws for less than 300
3. Saints out rush Niners

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 7:01 PM PST reply actions  

...
Saints 27, 49ers 34

Bonus: NY beats GB and the handwringing about losing our shot at a home NFCCG is immense…

Oh and as usual I desperately want to be wrong. But I am nervous or I wouldn’t be posting predictions at all. And I would love a blowout in our favor. I want that more than any other potential outcome.

But if we can’t have that, what I want second most is for Drew to pull out a last-second victory, thereby putting a stake through the heart of every 49er fan on the planet so they can finally truly understand exactly how we felt every bloody year back in the 80s and early 90s.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

...
Bonus Prediction
In right around 24 hours, we’ll all be debating or chances in the NFC Championship game.
by Jimbo03 on Jan 13, 2012 4:18 PM PST reply actions

Yessssss
I’ll start now. Piece of cake or, as they say in Japan, asa meishi maie.
by singleblow on Jan 13, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

...
49ers 54, Aints 13
1/ Brees concussion
2/ Alex Smith 4td’s over 9000 yards
3/ Willis 14 tackles, 3 forced fumbles
by drums7890 on Jan 14, 2012 7:54 AM PST reply actions

Your first one should get you blocked. You suck.
by singleblow on Jan 14, 2012 8:26 AM PST up reply actions

My apologies to all for my reaction (and I won’t say overreaction)
And, thanks to Mcwagner for suggesting a way in which I can vote my despise without causing trouble.
I will add that I’m shocked that no one has flagged the statement.
by singleblow on Jan 14, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions

Hmmm, I guess flags don’t show up so strike my last statement
Sigh. Can’t wait until this game is over.
by singleblow on Jan 14, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions

I’ll shut up now.
by singleblow on Jan 14, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions

Good choice, bro
by drums7890 on Jan 14, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Every time I see comments like that I get annoyed that the 49ers commenced sucking right when I started following football.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

me too!

that’s why this year is so special. It’s the only time I’ve ever seen them be successful in real time.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I vaguely remember that game against the Giants, but that was my only positive 49ers-related memory.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

me too!

are we the same person?!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Jed York doesn’t remember “The Catch”. He wasn’t even a year or two old then.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder what’s worse — never seeing them be good, or being a huge fan of the dynasty of the ’80’s and ’90’s, and then having to live through the last 9 years.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 14, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

the first year i really started to follow sports

was 2002/2003

So my first experience with the Niners was them being good. Then awfulness for years and years.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Steve Young was my childhood hero (I also loved Montana). Watching the last few years has been nightmarish. I kind of stopped even paying attention.

/Fair weather fan.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 14, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I think last year was the first year I really just completely checked out

That was partially because Grad School/Student Teaching kept me so busy (and I couldn’t watch the games on my TV).

I mean, I was following them rabidly from Boston while I was there (I remember watching the Draft where they got Vernon and being super excited). This year has brought that back for me.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Me, too!

I got all nostalgic today. I was literally screaming every time they did something good. It was so fun! I’m totally obsessed, and Jim Harbaugh is my new hero. ;-)

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 14, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Jim Harbaugh is a perfect human being.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I love everything about him.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 14, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

A few games into the 2010 season I was just like, fuck this. Part of that was baseball being so much more interesting than football.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I suffered through last year.

I watched nearly EVERY GAME from 2005 to this one. Ugh. God they were terrible.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

After they ruined their chance at Andrew Luck, all the hope was just completely gone.

Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

but I still believed they could make the playoffs. That’s how insane I am.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Only one win away from facing either New England, Baltimore or Houston.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

no

I mean I thought they could make it LAST YEAR.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

oh last year

Thought you were talking this past season.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

This season

I knew they’d make it after the Eagles win

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Never really mattered to me

And my step-family’s from detroit, so those games were always on. They weren’t easy to watch to say the least.

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

boooo ;P

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I watched almost every game this year. I’m wearing a 49er t-shirt today, even!

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by kdl on Jan 14, 2012 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Glad you came back to the bandwagon XP

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Puh-lease! I have been a fan since infancy! ;-)

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by kdl on Jan 14, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

/suspicious gaze

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Steve Young was so awesome.

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by speckops on Jan 15, 2012 12:50 AM PST up reply actions  

So my first experience with the Niners was them being good. Then awfulness for years and years.

My first lasting memory of the Niners was the Catch II.

I was so nervous about the potential outcome of the game that I ran away into another room before the play, and because of that literally missed seeing the play. LOL @ 6 year olds!

by dregarx on Jan 15, 2012 12:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn't get to see all twenty years of awesomeness

But the 12 or so I got to witness was awesome. I’ll take that any time, even if it means 9 years of sucking.

I mean, 5 superbowl wins, playoffs every year, a hall of fame quarterback replaced by a hall of fame quarterback, etc, etc.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.

by thehavenot on Jan 14, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I was almost 13 when the 49ers beat the Cowboys in 1982.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

14, actually

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I was 15

And that game made me a 49ers/Montana fan even though I lived 3000 miles away in a tiny town in NC. It was a thrill to be living in SF when they won the SB in 1995.

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by edna ferber on Jan 14, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

that was my first ever pro football game

I think I went to a couple preseason games after that, but no more.

by wcw on Jan 14, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember the Super Bowl. The streets in SF were nearly deserted. I lived near Geary Blvd where it’s pretty busy and there was no traffic at all during the game.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I went to the parade in 82 with my boyfriend. We must’ve cut class to go.

by City Girl on Jan 14, 2012 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

My mother let me skip school to go.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

My mother didn’t know about the parade or the boyfriend.

by City Girl on Jan 14, 2012 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

That was glorious

I was there too. Went to Detroit the day before, attended the game, and then flew back on the redeye. or flew there on the redeye. Who knows…..no sleep, went to the parade. Crazy times for sure

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Jan 14, 2012 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the 49ers consistently pounded the Saints back in the days they were in the division. That has to make this game hurt even more for them.

by QuakeFan on Jan 14, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Fun Fact

The Saints have never won a playoff game on the road.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember when they had never won a playoff game.

by QuakeFan on Jan 14, 2012 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

That went on for like 30 years or so, didn’t it?

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Founded in 1967, first playoff win in 2000.

by QuakeFan on Jan 14, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

There were years people in New Orleans thought there was a voodoo curse on the team.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Wrong on all 3 counts (4 if you count the score)

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Even if the Saints had won, those three things weren’t going to happen.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

ALEX. MOTHERFUCKING. SMITH.

HOLY SHIT.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 7:02 PM PST reply actions  

There you are!

I broke out the RAGECAPS in your absence.

11 01 10
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

you deserve to gloat a bit

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by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

kind of

but even I didn’t think he was capable of that last throw. If he can do that regularly, then whoa.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

gutsy throw
gutsy catch

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by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

he literally did not make one single throw like that in the red zone all season. He is anti clutch. He can ONLY do anything when EVERYTHING is on the line.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Did he ever make any throw in the red zone all season? I’m pretty sure their plan was to run the ball up the middle and wait for Akers.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

no, he didn't

that’s what I mean. He’d drop back, wait for the windows to close, then roll out and either take a sack or throw it away. He never cut it loose like that.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That throw was as perfect as it could have been. Placed perfectly, with perfect zip on the ball.

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 14, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Today I was struck by his total lack of mistakes. When Drew Brees chucked the ball up, it worked more often than not, but I can’t remember Alex Smith attempting a single ill-advised pass.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

probably the most ill advised pass

was the last one!

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by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

this!

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The fumble before the half could have been a disaster

but this whole season he’s held the ball rather than make a bad pass

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

There were also a couple of batted balls that were lucky not to be picked

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by Goofus on Jan 14, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

one I specifically remember was a high pass that made me think the game was over for sure.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Now it’s a party!

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess the 49ers root for the Giants to get the home game next week.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

yep!

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll have my Giants stuff on tomorrow.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

boo

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t have New York Giants stuff, of course.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

oh

you know what, just punch me in the face. I’m a moron. I’m high on endorphins right now

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

nah, you should be

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

MURRAY SMASH!!!

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 7:06 PM PST reply actions  

He didn't even move.

Dude is a Mack truck.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s what the Mr. just said. “It was like he was out for a Sunday stroll and a gnat got in his way.”

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait

The Yankees got Pineda AND Kuroda? What the every living fuck?!

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 7:06 PM PST reply actions  

Can’t you see that we’re not talking about baseball in this thread?

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

You also have to put OT in the subject line

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of OT… read my shitty fanpost : http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2012/1/14/2707821/ot-wanted-mccoven-walkers-and-hikers

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah seriously

At least some of their stars are getting old. Also I really, really like that move for the Mariners, although I feel like they could’ve brought back more by trading Felix. They might actually be good in a few years.

by boonitez on Jan 14, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Patty Marleau!!!!!!

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 7:11 PM PST reply actions  

And Pavs, too

that was so pretty.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

First NFL game today..good

Second one….not so much

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:13 PM PST reply actions  

Another TD

yawn.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 7:13 PM PST reply actions  

What pisses me off is Tom Brady wanted to play for the 49ers. In fact, when the 49ers passed on him during the draft, his family gave up their season tickets in anger. Brady was in attendance for “The Catch” game.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

It is kind of crazy to think about the fact that 2 of the top 3 quarterbacks in the NFL right now are from NorCal and REALLY wanted to play for the Niners.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL BRONCOS

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by calgiants86 on Jan 14, 2012 7:13 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

Yay Sharks!

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 7:16 PM PST reply actions  

I'm so glad they didn't go to OT.

They woke up there halfway through the third.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, too much sports to catch up on today!
LOL

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you see Couture hit the deck?

That had to hurt.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

no, missed that. maybe that’s a good thing though.

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

He was right in front of the crease,

seemed like he landed right on his hip bone.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

ow!
I don’t like to see the kids get hurt.

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know that he was officially hurt

I think NHL players must have the highest pain threshhold on earth.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Dan Boyle played with a broken foot. Joe Thornton played with a broken finger. Ryane Clowe played with a separated shoulder. They are fucking crazy.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Clowe was wearing this crazy mask today.

Did he break a cheekbone or something?

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

“lower body injury”

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

They aren’t saying officially (hooray for “upper body” injuries). Brodie says that “something is broken” and it isn’t a nose.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember reading that he hit his face on the dasher a couple of games back.

Oh, and the cage that Clowe was wearing is standard in college level hockey – it’s the same thing I wear when I play. Lots more protection, especially considering Clowe doesn’t even wear a shield.

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by mymclife on Jan 14, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s always got black eyes or some contusions somewhere. Thornton, too.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, he and Jumbo seem like they ALWAYS have cuts under their right eye

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

No shields = more facial injuries.

Oh, and you forgot the biggest injury a Shark played through: Joe Thornton played through broken ribs in the playoffs. With the Bruins, but still.

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by mymclife on Jan 14, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I wear a cage too when I play. I can’t believe the NHL hasn’t made shields mandatory for safety reasons.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 14, 2012 7:39 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I remember when helmets were optional.

And no one wore them.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Given that these are hockey players we’re talking about, they pretty much have to make everything mandatory.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, we’re lold… Hockey players when I was a kid had absolutely no front teeth.

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Bobby Orr!

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Bobby Clarke!

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

They also had no helmets.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember that in first or second grade my teacher had a Sharks calendar. One of the pictures was of Mike Ricci, and he had his mouth open.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

GAH!

At least the players with missing teeth now wear bridges or get fakes put in.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Voted the most beautiful man of Denver.

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by mymclife on Jan 14, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s slowly being phased in as more and more players choose to wear them – I’d wager that most of the players wear them. Perhaps with the next CBA, shields will be mandatory for all new players entering the league, so as to grandfather them in.

I mean, there were still players without helmets into the 90s (including current Sharks GM Doug Wilson), so there’s definitely been progress.

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by mymclife on Jan 14, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

On to the Tebows….
annnnnnnnnnd New England’s already scored. That was quick.

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 7:17 PM PST reply actions  

And he’s sacked, fumble, New England’s ball.

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 7:18 PM PST reply actions  

Only 6 TD passes by Brady today.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

So far

but Merope just started watching it.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m playing the ESPN Playoff Gridiron Challenge game (50 million cap to choose 2 QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 TE, 1 K and 1 defense). I traded Drew Brees to take Brady.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

lol Tebow

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by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 7:23 PM PST reply actions  

I still can’t believe we won that game! The best football game I’ve seen in years. GO NINERS!

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by calgiants86 on Jan 14, 2012 7:24 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

What’s your team?

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I adopted the Packers when I moved to Green Bay.

My formative years didn’t have much in the way of a ‘local’ team to root for.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jan 14, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

is that Eric Davis screaming in the background?

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by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure.

It’s amazing.

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by kdl on Jan 14, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

yes it is. God he nailed it.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Eric Davis is amazing

HE’S GOT IT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Falconer88 on Jan 14, 2012 11:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounded like one of those midwestern broadcasters who roots on the air.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

This is one of those times when it’s appropriate, though.

by sycasey on Jan 14, 2012 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Ted Robinson too

“Vernon Davis with the play of his life…Alex Smith with the play of his life”

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by Falconer88 on Jan 14, 2012 11:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I love that he’s yelling before the pass is even really on its way. He saw the play developing and just knew.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a long fly! It’s gonna be… I believe… THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT! THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT! THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT! WOOOOOOO! THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT! WAA-HOOO! BOBBY THOMSON HITS INTO THE LOWER DECK WAAA-HOOOO! OF THE LEFT-FIELD STANDS! WOOOOOOOO! THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT AND THEY’RE GOIN’ CRAZY! THEY’RE GOIN’ CRAZY!

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 15, 2012 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I just got chills.

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 14, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

this

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

WHY IS CABRERA?!?!

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Jan 14, 2012 11:29 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Natto on Jan 14, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

touchdown Brady Bunch!!! 14-0

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 7:25 PM PST reply actions  

LoL wow…nice pass. Dude, bounce passes only work in basketball!

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 7:27 PM PST reply actions  

Did I read that right?

Brady has 6 TDs and Tebow has 3 completions

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by Goofus on Jan 14, 2012 7:28 PM PST reply actions  

Correct

or the rumor says so

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

3 more unsung heroes of that game btw

CJ Spillman
Blake Costanzo
Colin Jones

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by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 7:29 PM PST reply actions  

The 49ers special teams really are special.

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Jan 14, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

They played an incredible game today.

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by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

ruh-roh interception. Tebow’s got the ball.

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 7:29 PM PST reply actions  

Man that #87 dude [for NE] is GI-normous…

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 7:33 PM PST reply actions  

his hands are freakish

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Tebow just got smashed by a NE player

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:37 PM PST reply actions  

LoL hey that just happened here too! and were still in the 2nd quarter.

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

13 sacks so far.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I totally called that the Patriots were going to crush the Broncos.

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by kdl on Jan 14, 2012 7:39 PM PST reply actions  

I thought the line was too high.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Touchdown Branch!

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 7:39 PM PST reply actions  

This Niner team reminds me of the 2010 Giants in some ways.

I don’t think I’m ever going to forget Vernon crying in the arms of Harbaugh. What a special moment for us and our Niners.

What a moment.

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by giant4life83 on Jan 14, 2012 7:40 PM PST reply actions  

7 rec, 180 yards, 2 TD

That’s Calvin Johnson numbers. VD is the most underrated tight end in football

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by giant4life83 on Jan 14, 2012 7:42 PM PST reply actions  

I think VD is the most underrated TE in football because people expect him to have a game like that every game.

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by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

if his QB was Brees or Brady, he would.

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by giant4life83 on Jan 14, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Part of it is Alex, but I think it’s mostly just the offense in general. The OL has trouble with pass protection on deep drops, and there just aren’t that many speedy receivers on the team. Throw in Frank Gore and the defense and special teams and the obvious winning formula involves playing a ball control, grind it out style of offense. That leads to fewer chances for Vernon to shine as a deep threat, where he’s really valuable.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 14, 2012 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they have to look for O-Line help in the draft this year

And try to lure in receivers through free agency. Getting stronger on the right side needs to be top priority.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

agreed on receiver

I don’t know what to think about the OL. I’m hopeful that with more experience they can continue to improve. A. Davis in particular. Dude has a ton of talent and a nasty attitude, and he’s much better this year than last… But still, on the whole, the line definitely isn’t where it needs to be yet.

One of the best things about Harbaugh: if something needs fixing, he’ll fix it. He’s not the kind of coach who will keep playing a guy because of what he was in the past or how much he’s making (he’s the anti-Bochy in this regard).

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 14, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Vernon is a GREAT blocker

he could be a left tackle if he gained 50 lbs. So keeping him in to block isn’t an automatic loss like with, oh, Antonio Gates, Jermicheal Finley, or Jimmy Graham. He’s probably the most complete TE in football outside Tony Gonzalez. Those other guys get hype because of their numbers.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Davis and Gore are both great blockers. I just wish they weren’t needed so often to keep the pocket secure.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

but the Oline actually isn’t that bad outside of RG, and Snyder played pretty well there this year. Staley’s good, Iupati has a chance to be an all-timer, Goodwin was fine, and A. Davis is coming along. Rachal is usually a joke.

Granted, it’s a line geared toward running the ball (thanks, mr singletary!) but that’s what Harbaugh likes to do anyways.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Still

Smith was the most-sacked QB in the sport this year. They never lost this year while keeping Smith on his feet. So, there’s definitely room for improvement, and a good O-Line makes any quarterback better.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

True

they can definitely improve, but they have good pieces in place that will get better. I think the only area of need is RG and maybe RT if Davis doesn’t pan out. Staley and Iupati look legit

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

RG, WR, and pass protection seem like the biggest areas of need for the Niners.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT ABOUT QB

/ducks

They’re also going to need a DB, because I don’t think they can re-sign everyone

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Er, that’s what I meant by pass protection. Pass defense is what I meant, so we’re in agreement there.

And re-signing Smith seems like a foregone conclusion at this point, and I promised not to complain about him until next week, so I’ll just leave that one alone, heh.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I think bringing Smith back is the only option

he’s going to be better after a full offseason, I don’t like any of the FAs, and there aren’t gonna be any QBs worth taking at the end of the 1st.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Flynn?

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

no

no no no. Kevin Kolb/Matt Cassel 2.0. Guy looks good in extremely limited samples in a system and with personnel that fit him perfectly, and suddenly he’s great? WTF? Also, his big money game was against Detroit, who sucks.

Matt Flynn was crap in college. I’m not paying the 50 or 60M it’ll take to sign that guy. Somebody’s gonna be sorry they did.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I might quibble with 'sucks' to describe the Lions' defense.

They gave up just 223 yards/game against quarterbacks not named “Matt Flynn” this year.

In case you’re wondering, that’s about 7 yards/game less than what the 49ers surrendered in the regular season.

Now, that said – Flynn’s in a system he’s had four years to learn, and he’s really only had two looks that weren’t mopup duty – against New England last year and against Detroit this year.

So, yeah, I agree that wherever he goes in the offseason, his 2012-13 season is not going to be what his new team is expecting from him.

But, I mean, c’mon. Before they got torched by Flynn, Detroit faced Aaron Rodgers, Drew Brees, Matt Ryan, Philip Rivers, Tony Romo and Carson Palmer. Also, that Cam Newton fella, who I hear had a pretty solid rookie campaign.

And they were still giving up just 223 yards/game on average, less than the 49ers defense (who gave up pretty much exactly their average against the Rams in week 17).

Whatever valid points you want to use as a benchmark for why Flynn isn’t worth the payday he’s going to get (and I’m not saying you’re wrong), the Detroit pass defense isn’t one of them.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jan 14, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah

the same Detroit defense that gave up 5 straight TD drives to the Saints in their most important game of the season? That one? Yards/game don’t mean shit, sorry. To be fair, they were ranked in the top 10 in DVOA which is better than I thought they were. But if they were that great, they wouldn’t have had such a meltdown against Brees.

The detroit defense was a tacked on reason. There are plenty of other reasons why it’s stupid to pay the guy to be your starter, but a pretty decent one is that his big money making game came against a defense that isn’t that good.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

And before you say that Brees carved up the 49ers defense,

let me point out, again, that yards don’t mean shit. Brees was stopped on 3rd downs against the 49ers, which is what kept them in the game until late, something the Lions couldn’t manage.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

1) Drew Brees has made a lot of defenses look silly over the years. That’s kind of what he does.

2) The Lions hadn’t played a playoff game in how many years? Going on the road to a loud, raucous dome can be a challenge for a team that’s had playoff success. One bedwetting doesn’t take away from the success they had in the rest of the season.

3) They were 5th in the league in INTs, they put up the same number of sacks, defensively, as the 49ers did, they gave up just 5 more first downs than the 49ers did over the entire season. And that was with Detroit’s defense having the 5th most pass attempts against in the league (compared with 10th for the 49ers).

You can make an argument for whether they should have had more INTs/sacks as a result of the extra opportunities, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that if Detroit’s pass defense is all that horrible, of those half-dozen quarterbacks I named earlier, at least half of them should have done the same thing to the Lions in the regular season.

Matt Flynn played out of his mind in week 17. That doesn’t mean his week 17 performance is indicative of what you should expect from him on a regular basis, but his performance in week 17 shouldn’t be dismissed as ‘the Lions defense sucks,’ either.

They had the 4th most prolific passing offense in the league this year, so it’s no surprise that they faced the 5th most pass attempts on defense, and aside from Flynn’s game, their passing defense was basically San Francisco’s equal in the regular season.

I’m not saying they’re the Monsters of the Midway or anything, but I am saying you’re being overly harsh when you say their pass defense “sucks.”

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jan 14, 2012 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, I was

which is why I said they were better than I thought. But they’re still not very good.

Now please stop with the 25 paragraph diatribes. Jesus christ. A decent-to-good pass defense doesn’t get shredded like the lions did last week. Ever. They might have been OK during the season, but their season ended because they couldn’t stop the pass. They weren’t that good.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Wrong.

They lost because they couldn’t run the ball for shit and they couldn’t stop the run (which, they were giving up 5 yards/game in the regular season on the ground, so that’s no surprise).

The 49ers? COULD run the ball and DID stop the run.

Is that succinct enough for you?

The Lions’ passing D was not the OMG greatest of all time. Neither did it suck. The passing defense is not what ended their season early, and the passing defense was not why Flynn lit them up like a 95 pound geek discovering cheap vodka for the first time.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jan 14, 2012 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I can just see it:

Thanks for winning the Super Bowl, Alex! Now GTFO and don’t let the door hit you where the good lord split you!

11 01 10
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

heh

well if that happened, nobody would ever trust a word Jim Harbaugh says from now on, because he’s all but confirmed that they’re re-signing Alex next year.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

As you say,

the combo of Alex’s nuts-on-the-table moment today and the consequent drop in draft position has certainly earned him the chance.

Of course, we said that about Huff’s post-WS contract, too.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

slightly different situations

but yes, it could go wrong. They won’t ask Alex to play DB next year, though. Which they basically did to Huff.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

worst case scenario

You have a back up who knows how to not severely screw up a game right? It’s not like he’s getting Manning money.

(I KNOW NOTHING OF FOOTBALL AND BOURBON IS SPEAKING FOR ME TRA LA LAL ALA)

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

He will not be the backup

and he’s gonna make good starter money. Probably around 10 mil/year for 2 or 3 years. Maybe longer.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU DUMBASS

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

THANKS!

But in all seriousness, the only sport I even pretend to know beyond the basic level is baseball, and even still, I’m way middle of the pack here at best.

You want to talk british heavy metal, or modern prog metal, or nineties strategy role playing games for the sega genesis you got your guy, though.

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

JJULIAN > MEDION > SYNBIOS

THAT’S RIGHT I WENT THERE

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Dantares > Campbell > Donhort

Not that that’s even a contest.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

(I KNOW NOTHING OF FOOTBALL AND BOURBON IS SPEAKING FOR ME TRA LA LAL ALA)

This earned a hearty laugh from me.

11 01 10
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The 49ers will be picking really low: either 29, 30, 31 or 32.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

32!

plenty of good players are picked there. Joe Staley was the 28th pick. So was Ketwan Balmer! Wait…

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Check here: http://www.drafthistory.com/

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless they trade up.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

TRADE THE ENOUGH DRAFT TO INDY FOR THE FIRST PICK

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah

Just trade up far enough for Courtney Upshaw. That’d be enough for me.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 14, 2012 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Vernon is a GREAT blocker
he could be a left tackle if he gained 50 lbs.

Sorry to hate on your comment, because I love Vernon. But no. The necessary left tackle body build would not be acquirable by Vernon simply by bulking up 50 pounds.

by dregarx on Jan 14, 2012 11:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey we’ve made it to the 3rd quarter!

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 7:42 PM PST reply actions  

Shit, NE has had 13 tackles for loss in this game?

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by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 7:42 PM PST reply actions  

good lord

I’m glad I’m watching the niners game again instead.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

NFL Network will probably have Saints-49ers as one of their NFL Replay games this week.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

That is all but guaranteed

Unless tomorrow is the most epic day in the history of NFL football. Hard to imagine there being two better games than that.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 14, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Pats-Broncos won’t be one.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

That's getting very recorded.

I have the original on my dvr too

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Hope you didn’t miss the replay of the Catch game last Tuesday on NFL Network.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I did

but I’ve seen it many places. I love Vin’s call. The whole thing is on youtube

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Still weird hearing Scully do a football game even though he did many back then.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

(mostly Rams games)

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m always super impressed with football and hockey announcers. Not just because things move so quickly, but also because the players’ faces are obscured.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

hockey is the most insane

IDK how that’s even possible

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

When you hear his old calls, you remember that he used to be so good. His description of the ninth inning of Sandy Koufax’s perfect game is incredible.

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Dollar dollar bill y'all

by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

There was a sound byte played from 1956 World Series with Don Larson’s perfect game and you can hear Vin Scully’s voice, a game that happened 55 years ago!

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

He was also in the booth (though not working) for The Shot Heard 'Round The World.

Also working that game:

Ernie Harwell
Red Barber
Russ Hodges
Harry Caray

Great googly-moogly.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

IN B4 WTAWTAM

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah but..

you didn’t mention Harwell, Barber, Hodges or Caray.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Vin Scully was in the radio booth for the Shot Heard ’Round the World.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Not many people can say they saw Mel Ott play. Scully can.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I still think he's good

considering his age, the fact that he calls entire baseball games by himself is pretty goddamn impressive

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It doesn’t help his case that he insists on it because he doesn’t want to share the spotlight. (Or so claims owlcroft, anyway.)

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

owlcroft also says Scully is not a very nice man.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

he probably isn't

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

oh yeah

totally

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

No it's true. he's pretty darn good... begrudgingly

I’m just amazed by anyone doing anything that well into their eighties. Some of the later Vonnegut essays were pretty good for example

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

ha, we’re watching it again in a few minutes too. this is not just because they won, but that was the best football game I’ve seen in years and years.

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by giant4life83 on Jan 14, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

it really was

the last 5 minutes was something out of madden 12

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

it felt like watching 3 games. the crazy 1st quarter, the suckage of offense in Q2 and 3, and then the wild final 5 min

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by giant4life83 on Jan 14, 2012 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a good way to put it

I certainly feel like it took about 9 hours to finally finish

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

We rewatched the 1st and 4th quarter.

by City Girl on Jan 14, 2012 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Tebow …. buried…

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 7:46 PM PST reply actions  

There is a tattoo reality show?

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:49 PM PST reply actions  

dude, there’s an everything reality show.

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Even worse, I think there are five tattoo reality shows. I know for sure there’s at least three.

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by mymclife on Jan 14, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Saw an ad on CBS for one on Spike hosted by Dave Navarro.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you really want people to be competing over something that is permanent on someone else’s body?

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It's depressing. My sister eats that shit up

She came back for Hanukkah with a sleeve, and it wasn’t admittedly terrible, but as someone with tattoos that have a lot of personal meaning, it’s just kinda bleeeeggggh

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

That was mentioned on the ad.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

wow Mr. Ellis just killed Tebow.

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 7:51 PM PST reply actions  

OT

Can’t figure out why this show was even grenn-light’d: http://xfinity.comcast.net/blogs/tv/2012/01/14/work-it-cross-dressing-unemployment-comedy-is-laid-off/

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 7:59 PM PST reply actions  

Apparently men are discriminated against in the workforce, and this warranted a sitcom.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I admit I never saw but the trailers from this show made it look like the worst show ever made.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Cavemen, but yes

I’m still amazed how much the network sitcom has evolved since Malcolm in the Middle basically set the precedent (it did, it was the most revolutionary sitcom in decades even if it failed to keep its quality up for more than a few years). I honestly feel like you get a few execs in a room and they’re aging boomers who have weird nostalgia for the 80s without understanding what the successes of that decade actually were.

I guarantee you the meeting was like “It’s like Bosom Buddies, but for the recession!” and all of the back patters agreed, forced some investors to agree with them, and ultimately created a vacuum of joy.

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Unfortunately, the quality of popular sitcoms ranges from stunningly awful (Two and a Half Men) to persistently mediocre (Modern Family). Often you’ll get universally derided shows like this one, but they’ll still keep making shit because shit is the only thing that sells.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I am quite enjoying your way with words. "Vacuum of joy?" Brilliant.

I’d be interested in hearing more about your theory on MITM. I love Malcolm, and feel that its hit-to-miss ratio was higher than average right through the end, though I’m certainly glad they didn’t try for an eighth season. It had one of the best series finales I can recall.

Hal and Dewey are two of my favorite TV characters of all time. The problem, as with many shows, is the lacuna of the main character (and, to a lesser extent, Lois). As time went on, Malcolm and Lois devolved into whiny and shrieky respectively.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

We lost interest a few seasons in.

by wcw on Jan 14, 2012 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I tried to watch it, but I couldn’t figure out why I would want to watch some shrew yell at her kids for even one minute, let alone half an hour at a time.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Lois can get grating.

But I urge you to give it another chance. It’s really got some of the best ensemble comic acting the sitcom has seen in ages.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll pass.

But glad you enjoy it.

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by Tortured on Jan 14, 2012 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

We never really go into that show either. It had some moments when it started but after the first few years it was more important to go to bed early than to watch it.

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by Merope on Jan 15, 2012 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Was it really?

Wow. I don’t think I realized that. I guess I only watched it in syndication, so the revolutionary-ness of it might’ve been diffused for me.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It absolutely was

I did a term paper on it.

As silly as it is to say I went to SF State for writing for TV, that’s basically what I did. The fact that I learned how to do everything in a studio, and edit was kind of a side bonus. But yeah, no one else was able to gain the numbers it did before MitM. There would be no Arrested Development without Malcolm, and to me, that’s about as much of a tribute a series could hope for;.

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, I went to SF State for Drama!

So I imagine we spent a great deal of time in the same building.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I was part of the year that made the really shitty sitcom

About a girl who was raised by wolves. I wanted to push into a dark direction. No one else agreed except for Rhiannion Barbour who’s at Second City now.

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t watch anything with a laugh track. I don’t really get why they exist.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Heil, honey. You’re home.

by wcw on Jan 14, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw that. It was odd.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

This is how I could tell you are young. 98% of all sitcoms uses a laugh track.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the great sitcoms of all time, I Love Lucy, used it in the 50s.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

They’re a product of their time, and it’s a slow change, as it requires a bit more skill on the writer’s side to appeal to a mass audience and still engage them on multiple levels without telling them how to laugh.

I mean, it kinda depends on how you look at it, right? Larry Sanders and the Simpsons did so earlier, but had different contexts to work with. Malcolm in the Middle kinda forced the issue with a standard family format in a prime time slot.

The fact that I may have related to Malcolm as being his age from a lower income family when the series came out may or may not have influence on this.

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I love how Bryan Cranston's first moment in Breaking Bad

is driving that motorhome in his skivvies. It was a very “Hal” moment, and provided a nice bridge between the two characters for viewers.

I would’ve bet money that that was intentional on the part of the producers, but apparently it was in the script before he was cast, and was (along with a tape of the as-yet-unaired Mad Men pilot) what convinced Cranston to commit to a show on AMC.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Thankfully, the percentage is much lower now.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

And if you weight by viewership?

by wcw on Jan 14, 2012 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Certainly in new sitcoms the growth is in non laugh track

I think The Big Bang Theory was the last successful laugh track comedy, last time I checked, and they’re in what, season 4?

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the great comedies of the 60s didn’t use a laugh track: Get Smart.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Very true!

That was in my paper! But it was a bit higher concept than the average comedy, and it was certainly before the mass proliferation of what would be the standard sitcom, no?

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

and my completely unsorted theory is that animation as a lot to do with it

as much as I think that Seth McFarlane’s comedy is a comedic holocaust (I’M JEWISH), his success is a lot of what is driving the change

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Shouldn’t we really credit The Simpsons here?

by sycasey on Jan 14, 2012 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The same thing occurred to me, but the Simpsons hasn’t been nearly as prolific as McFarlane.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I suppose

But they also never got their show canceled.

by sycasey on Jan 14, 2012 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Fox tried their damndest, though.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, yes.

And I did so earlier in this thread. But the more recent success was what I was going by. South Park too, animation in general.

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you seen the Comedy Central documentary about their process for making an episode from start to finish?

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep!

Had no idea Bill Hader was on their team prior to that

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

46%, counting all network half-hour live-action comedies that have aired or will air this year. Not counting CBS, it’s just 22%.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

wow

Does this mean I can start watching TV again?

by wcw on Jan 14, 2012 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I never lack for things to watch.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never been big on the teevee. Before I had a child, I used to listen to a lot of records instead.

by wcw on Jan 14, 2012 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

But CBS has the #1 comedy, the #1 drama, the #1 this and the #1 that.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Eight out of eight CBS comedies have laugh tracks. Surprisingly, the only network with none is Fox.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Because it’s a cheaper way of telling people how to feel than a soundtrack.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t watch anything with a laugh track. I don’t really get why they exist.

I always figured it was a relic of comedic theatre/vaudeville/radio. All the performers were used to using audiences, and that just transitioned over when the technology to televise it came along. Canning laughter was the first step to realizing it wasn’t necessary. But people don’t like change, so you figure it takes a least a generation for the dominant format to shift.

But that’s just me making assumptions. I’m sure someone with knowledge of the business could give better explanations.

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by Ott on Jan 14, 2012 11:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Loved this show, at least early on

Hal and Francis were both awesome characters.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 14, 2012 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Hal and Dewey are two of my favorite TV characters of all time.

Yup, I absolutely loved Hal on that show. I knew Bryan Cranston was great before everyone else figured it out when he was on [i]Breaking Bad[/i]. It was a brilliant comic performance.

by sycasey on Jan 14, 2012 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

That's because Bryan is a full-on actor

Not just a TV sitcom actor. Even though Malcolm loses steam, where it earns its credit is that every actor on that show could actually act, and was not just a parrot for sitcom one-liners.

I think Reese was the most underrated, to be honest.

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved Reese.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

My most lasting memory of Reese will always be him butchering “Amazing Grace” in the baloon-laden lawn chair.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

YES.

The scene of the series is when they collectively drive the golf cart into the pool as a family, though.

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Other offhand thoughts. The dominoes, Hal takes up modern art, the pool game at the military academy and Reese’s dance with the babysitter set to “Fernando.”

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Er, yeah. Thinking one thing and typing another.

Common problem for me. /sigh

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

That was a series that threw a lot at the wall, and not all of it stuck, but damn, what a ride it was.

I hate Fox so much, but every once in a while they really do break the mold, and have done so over the entirety of its existence.

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Those were great

Also I remember loving the bowling episode that basically bifurcated into two alternate story lines depending on whether Hal or Lois goes with Malcolm. The kind of thing Community would do, and executed wonderfully.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 14, 2012 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

who dat? we dat

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on Jan 14, 2012 8:07 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

Looks like someones heart thing

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy fuck.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

WOW

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

such extreme dips like that’s gotta be harder to do in football than baseball

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by giant4life83 on Jan 14, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think I've ever seen a series of huge plays quite like that before.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Not in the NFL, anyway.

Some college games get that way (LOL Games of the Century I & II).

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

oh yeah

many do

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It can swing back and forth more easily in football, since you have to kick the ball away every time you score.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

Awesome game! My house was so loud, especially the 4th quarter.

by City Girl on Jan 14, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

There was some neighbors of mine who were really loud. I was flipping channels during commercials and forget to switch back. I knew the 49ers did something because the people were really loud.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey neighbor!

You should have come over, we had a lot of food.

by City Girl on Jan 14, 2012 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Scary graph is scary

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 14, 2012 8:18 PM PST reply actions  

YEAH THESE ARE THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS!!!

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 8:18 PM PST reply actions  

Von Miller cheap shotted someone,

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that the guy who just turned and blindsided the jogging Patriot (Matt Light)?

Jeez, guys. You’re already losing 45-10. This won’t help you feel/look better.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

A lot of pro athletes are unrepentant punks. All smiles until shit doesn’t go their way.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It was from behind. The Patriots player wasn’t even facing him.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Coach Fox's winning strategy!

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

That move has pissed me off ever since... who was it... Warren Sapp, I think.

Just DESTROYED some poor Packers O-lineman who was sixty yards behind a pick-six runback. Ruined the dude’s hip and possibly career.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep. The Packer was Chad Clifton

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 14, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Sapp was worse. The coach got on him for that and Sapp challenged him to a fight.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

’roid rage.
No roid problem in the NFL though, only MLB

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, i lost all respect for Sapp after that.

He so clearly just wanted to hurt someone.

My roommate (a former lineman himself) and I went round and round on that, him saying it was technically legal and that Clifton should’ve played to the whistle and me saying there is the letter of the law and the spirit thereof.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Suh is starting to bark up that tree.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Let's not forget

He also destroyed Jerry Rice’s knee on an illegal tackle in ’97. Rice came back and played decently, but he was never quite the same again.

by sycasey on Jan 14, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh I remember that

kind of. But still. Yes, fuck that guy.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Clifton's still playing

Sapp, not so much. So clifton got the better of that exchange. And Clifton just won a SB and could win another. Sapp was such a douche.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm glad to hear that.

Sapp loves to play the big ol’ teddy bear, but I just can’t forget the glee with which he delivered that hit.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

he still defends it too

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

smh

I mean, as my roomie said, by the absolute letter of the law, he’s right. Buuuut….

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

by the law of "not being a total asshat"

he’s wrong

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I try to live by it

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh

Brady just punted

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 8:19 PM PST reply actions  

The team punted, or he himself punted?

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Brady punted

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

and it’s on the stats sheet as 1 for 48 yards.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

At least it wasn't the Tebow punting.

OMG he can do it all!

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 14, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Brady punted on 3rd down. Chaos ensued.

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t know why no one was ejected, either.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, I THOUGHT it was 3rd down when he did that.

Frankly, I’m surprised they didn’t just spend the 2nd half punting on first down and then going “LOL Broncos offense.”

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Jan 14, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a time and place for punting on third down; it can be really effective in the right spot. This game was not that.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

why?

what’s the point of running a play that could hurt your offensive players? Also, it’s a good LOL to the other team.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The time is when you’re facing third and long deep in your own territory, and the place is somewhere other than the NFL. Doing it just because is a pretty major dick move.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

the pats are coached and QB’d by major dicks

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

cheeturz

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

CFL

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Who dat?

We dat, We dat, We dat dare gonna beat them Saints!

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 14, 2012 8:23 PM PST reply actions  

poor Prussian.

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah

they won a Super Bowl like 2 years ago. Fuck em.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

LoL
Yeah but it still sucks to lose like that.

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

WE were about to lose like that!

I still say fuck em

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Good god sniping is fun in Mass Effect 2

I’m not much for 3D shooters, as my favorite one is Mega Man 2, but this has been an eye opener, or it could be just the time travel fuel (Ancient Age Whiskey)

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 8:38 PM PST reply actions  

A friend and I are went halfsies on Killzone 3. So amazing.

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 14, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I seriously dunno what the complaints were about the lack of RPG elements.

The first one was basically a crappy shooter with stats to hide it. This one is a fun as hell game to play. This and Batman have been the first games where I was like, holy hell I’m having as much fun as I did as a kid.

Well that and making a team of characters from one of my creative projects in MLB 2K11.

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, our game before that was actually Batman. I have been very impressed with both games.

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 14, 2012 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Rocksteady is true to their name.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Metroid style games, so to me the Batman ones are the only succesful leap to 3D from that formula

Well, I liked Prime, but I have issues with FPS games (more like my inability to play them)

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Ever play Shadow Complex?

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by Natto on Jan 14, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes! Loved it

But that wasn’t what I really meant. Also the whole Orson Scott Card thing is HILARIOUS.

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I was just going for the Metroid part.

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by Natto on Jan 14, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh for sure

I was just looking at the modern context, with 3D implications, not necessarily a retro revival.

My favorite genres are:

1) Turn based strategy RPGs that do not require grinding but allow it
2) Japanese Role Playing Games up til Final Fantasy 9. Everything after isn’t quite as great (with some exceptions, Lost Odyssey, etc.)
3) Metroidvania games.

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Looking at Belichick’s press conference, you wouldn’t know New England won.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 8:39 PM PST reply actions  

Holy shit,

This cruise ship story.

/tasteless Titanic 3D joke reconsidered and deleted

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 8:42 PM PST reply actions  

Oh the Italy thing

Yeah, it’s pretty sad. You’d think a route as routine as that wouldn’t have any problems

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah that was some crazy shit. and hey, people on the ship were comparing it to the Titanic so…

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Hard not to make the connection. Still, people died.

And I’m sitting safely and dry on my couch.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

No more Tim Tebow until August

And no more this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAIQWzW1MIc

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 8:45 PM PST reply actions  

Obligatory drunken "I LOVE YOU GUYS" post

Without shedding too many details, as I am wont to do, the past two weeks have been VERY difficult, and it’s just nice to have a community like this out there where there is little drama, and just a general levity towards all of the things that are fun but ultimately meaningless in life. I’ve needed it.

I’m very happy to have spent the last year on the fringes of this community, as it’s the only one where I feel comfortable in the sports world, and yeah. You’re all kings and queens as far as I’m concerned. I’m going to start shooting Krogan clones now.

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 8:56 PM PST reply actions  

I hope things get better for you soon.

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by Merope on Jan 14, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

they already are, but thanks

January 1st was the end of it. I’m just dealing with stupid emotions afterwards, sorting through personal belongings, that kinda crap.

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

That doesnt sound good. Sorry to hear that.

by City Girl on Jan 14, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

WELCOME!

I look forward to swearing at you when I get the opportunity.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, the 30th anniversary of The Catch was TODAY?

And people gave the Aints a chance against that mojo?

LOL.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 9:03 PM PST reply actions  

Jan 10th was the date

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah I thought that sounded wrong

still, it was this WEEK

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

That is why the NFL Network did a replay of the game on the 10th.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh hey

more highlights of the game. I’m gonna watch that.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 9:07 PM PST reply actions  

I think I just did homework on a Saturday for the first time in my life.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 14, 2012 9:16 PM PST reply actions  

trust me, it won't be the last.

Dunno how far you are, but I work from home for my second job, and I often find myself doing work on Saturday just not have to work til 10 during the week

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a first-year college student.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 14, 2012 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

lol you

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

If you want to see what the Giants look like in 1980: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGs9BHea-Ok. It’s 2 1/2 hours long. They won that game.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 9:22 PM PST reply actions  

“Jackie Clark, highly underrated..”

by wcw on Jan 14, 2012 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard that too and had a chuckle

eventually clicked out, but that was pretty cool. Kills me that MLB has a problem with things like this. They sure as hell can’t market a nothing game from 1980, so what’s the harm in it?

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a game that never was seen in the Bay Area.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Back then, games were blacked out in the home market.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

For the record, the game in the Bay Area for KRON was Angels-Blue Jays.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

HOLY HANNAH

Have you watched to see who blows the game for the Cubs?

Have you?

by wcw on Jan 14, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Joe Pettini was 4 for 5

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

He didn’t hit that badly in 1980, if I remember.

by wcw on Jan 14, 2012 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

OPS+ of 62

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

OPS+ 46

was -16 for 1981.

He will be the bench coach for the Astros in 2012.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Bench coach is such a strange job

Off the top of my head, I can only name one major league bench coach other than Wotus.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Pettini gets replaced as bench coach with the Cardinals by….Mike Aldrete.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t see it, and at age 9ish I watched every single game I could.

by wcw on Jan 14, 2012 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not ready to be done with that game, so I made a graph

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 9:27 PM PST reply actions  

WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US?

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
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by marcello on Jan 14, 2012 9:36 PM PST reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOBODY

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by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

MIIIIIIIIIIITT ROMNEY

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BOOOODDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
1!!!1
!!1
1!!!!!!!

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I love hearing Vernon Davis talk

He’s so honest. He says exactly what he feels. Today, he felt that he put it upon himself to win the game.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 9:42 PM PST reply actions  

...which he did

he also said “it was a battle of the TEs, and I won”.

Fuck you, Jimmy Graham. Fuck you and your hangman gesture you fucking asshole.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked Jimmy Graham before this game

but now, fuck that guy. Seriously. That fucking pissed me off.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Lol shockey

what a douche.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that guy. He seemed to react like he saved the world every time.

I only saw playoff and superbowl games with him, but he just looks like a shithead

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

wasn’t he the one that pelted some little kid in the stands with ice?

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by Merope on Jan 15, 2012 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I still don’t get why ESPN liked him so much.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

That was in the heyday of me watching ESPN

Even though I didn’t care about anything that wasn’t baseball, and really he was one of the few consistent producers on offense for the position in those years. I think the Chargers got somebody who did it as well shortly after, and then the position had a bit of a renaissance.

Again, I am talking out of my ass, but this i how I remembered it.

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Jimmy Graham is really weird-looking.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

The ginger hair color and the African-American waves/curls is really odd.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Goodnight all

and thank you for dedicating a thread to football, benevolent overlord. That was fun.

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by bondslegend on Jan 14, 2012 9:52 PM PST reply actions  

Your next GIF should be of the next touchdown when everyone is ignoring him.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Alex <3

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Haters gonna hate, indeed.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jan 14, 2012 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

You go Vernon
As Davis said of that final minute: “History was on my mind. It was us against history. Us against ‘No.’ Us against ’Can’t.’ And we pulled it off.”

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 10:01 PM PST reply actions  

When it said NO CHALLENGE on the scoring bug, my dad thought it meant there wasn’t any challenge.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh. I noticed that too. The red background didn’t help, either.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Judging by the rest of these comments, I must be someone’s dad.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently it’s a universal parental reaction.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

My mom thought that too.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 14, 2012 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

my dad thought that too

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I was confused for a second as well.

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by Natto on Jan 14, 2012 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

lawl

Sportscenter leads with Patriots-Tebows. As if there were any other option.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 10:05 PM PST reply actions  

Two of ESPN's favorite subjetc?

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

or subject

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm kind of surprised

i know they love the Patriots but that was definitely a more interesting game. The Pats/Broncos was over before the end of the 1st quarter.

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by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Now they’re doing a segment reviewing Tebow’s season. 3 minutes and counting.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

It's not about the Pats this time, I think

Amazing as it is, Tebow really does move the needle when it comes to non-fans and casual fans.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 14, 2012 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Self-fulfilling prophecy to some degree.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

reported for using the word prophecy while talking about Tebow

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 14, 2012 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Charlatan ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I know who he is and he's not local

So that should be enough. Couldn’t tell you who’s on most of the wild card weekend teams, or anyone beyond the key players of the Pats, Packers etc.

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

ESPN does monthly polls on who the most popular athlete in America is

And right now it’s apparently Tim Tebow. He’s at like Tiger Woods levels of recognizability.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 14, 2012 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

He polled at 3%.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Of around 1,500 random phone calls.

So, about 45 people said Tebow.

I think Brady was next, at 2%.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, Tim Tebow is the most popular athlete in .00005% of the country!

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

NFL Network

They start with Saints-49ers

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Underappreciated awesomeness of the day

Justin Smith manhandling a blocker, pushing him back into Brees, and basically tackling both of them AT THE SAME TIME. I love watching him and Aldon play. Pretty much every single defensive play my eyes are on Aldon, the way he fights to get to the QB is amazing.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 14, 2012 10:05 PM PST reply actions  

There was one three-and-out (early in the fourth quarter, I think) where the pass rushing was absolutely stunning.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that was the same drive where Smith got the (legal) horsecollar play apistat mentioned. Just absolutely ruthless.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, other than maybe the last two Niners TDs, that’s the play I’ll remember the most. J. Smith for DPOY.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 14, 2012 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I just have this feeling

if the last decade was the year of boston

this decade will be the decade of the bay
I see championships in the niners and sharks futures
sorry warriors

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by operation carrot on Jan 14, 2012 10:23 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

I would be ecstatic if the Sharks won it all this year, but I’m not really feeling it like I did in the 08-09 season.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 14, 2012 10:49 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

That’s a good sign, then.

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by mymclife on Jan 14, 2012 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

At least we won the Presidents’ Trophy

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by calgiants86 on Jan 14, 2012 10:54 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Yeah, but we were beat by the Ducks in the first round. THE DUCKS.

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by mymclife on Jan 14, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t bring that up it still hurts /sobs

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by calgiants86 on Jan 14, 2012 11:01 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I was in stunned disbelief about that series until August. Hit me hard when I finally comprehended what happened.

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by mymclife on Jan 14, 2012 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I honestly have no idea

how the Sharks win so many games the way they play hockey.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 15, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

sorry warriors

Not sorry, A’s.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

They might lose 100 games.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but they’ll trade 60 of those losses for 80 prospective losses in July.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 10:42 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

No no no

I did not say they might have 100 fans.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Lawl, Sharks.

Has their been a team consistently as good and disappointing as them for the length of time they have been around doing just exactly that?

Another sport I know nothing of, but I’ve been around their entirety of their existence and short of when they first arrived I can never think of them being truly awful.

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re like the Braves of hockey.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

And it was against the Indians

Total dick move.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 14, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I kinda like the Indians

They seem to try to put together a good team against all odds every now and then, plus I’ve always liked David Justice.

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

OTOH

Jose Mesa

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

OTOH

Omar!

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

OTOH

Albert Belle

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I could counter with Jim Thome but I don’t know how people feel about him.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I would have gone with the Chris Truby joke.

by wcw on Jan 14, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew I screwed it up.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 14, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

HEY GUYS IT'S JIM

JIM THOME

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 14, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Is the JIM THOME Twitter still there?

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Thome is a stud.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he's great.

He’s one of those guys who is consistent, but unless you’re thinking about him you tend to forget about

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Quietest player to 600 homers.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems like a superlatively nice fellow. Plus, he can hit.

by wcw on Jan 14, 2012 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

He's also a great interview.

Got no complaints about Thome. I hope he ends up in the hall, but he’s likely in that Bagwell class

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Thome and Bagwell are lumped with Bonds, Clemens and Sosa.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

No they're not

They’re in some weird inbetween, that’ll get in on their 4th ballot

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Too many idiots use the “Guilty by association” bs.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I know Bagwell causes some red flags

But Thome to me always seemed like he was like Frank Thomas, you know, always big, hurt frequently, and hit the ball like no one’s business. If either of them came around int he 60s-80s they would’ve dominated

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Except Thome was vocally anti-steroids while it was still going on.

I think he takes 3 years to get in, max. 600 HRs puts him in all-time elite company.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with this

Plus, he just seems like a guy who was hurt that the era he was in was tainted.

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

He belongs in there. So do Bonds and Clemens but playing in the that era will hurt. Bonds and Clemens probably won’t make it by the 3rd year. If they don’t I don’t see Thome in.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Which reminds me how much I hate the Bbwaa.

by wcw on Jan 14, 2012 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Say what you want about Bob Costas. Even though he wouldn’t put either Bonds or Clemens in the Hall on the 1st ballot. He puts them in. Others who have votes would never for them.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Like I said… Thome has been propped up as the anti-Bonds and anti-Clemens. He also won’t go on the ballot for at least five more years, so there’s time for the attitude to shift.

I wouldn’t be remotely surprised if he’s a first ballot inductee. He should be.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

He played for 5 teams: Indians, White Sox, Twins, Phillies and Dodgers. I don’t remember him as a Dodger.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It was odd seeing him in a Dodgers uniform.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

He got traded from the White Sox at the deadline in ’09 to be a bench power threat for them going into the playoffs.

Then Matt Stairs happened.

All told, 17 PAs in Dodger Blue. .235/.235/.235.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

450 of which have not landed yet.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 14, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

This is really the best part.

Dude hit .283/.412/.627 with 25 home runs… at age 39. The longest of those homers was 466 feet.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

2002, he had an OPS+ of 197 but finished 7th in the MVP race.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Indians were 74-88. though.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember this one. So awesome.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s cool that other people think about these things, too.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I felt so bad for the Indians in 1995, 1997, and…2007, was it?

But also relieved that one of the few teams with WS droughts longer than the Giants was still there, providing a cushion. Things got pretty hairy there, with the Sox and Sox both winning, and the Cubs and Indians each making strong runs. Not to mention all these young franchises like the Marlins and Diamondbacks winning their first.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The aftermath of 2007 made me really sad.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

That is why, when Yankees fans and the media said it was 9 long years between titles (2000-2009), many fans of other franchises told them to FUCK OFF.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

2009 pissed me off.

I soooo wanted them to go the whole decade without a ring.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 14, 2012 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

To be honest, the Indians scared me

But I had every faith that the Cubs would be awful and fail every time. My maternal grandfather (who I love but is not nearly as close to me as my paternal grandfather who took me to my first Giants game) is a life long cubs fan, who lives just blocks from Wrigley. His best friend that he walks with to the lake to smoke pot with is one of the investors who owns the white sox. It’s a weird friendship.

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never felt like the Cubs would ever come close to winning.

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by Natto on Jan 14, 2012 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Jesus christ.

Stop being in the same line of thinking as me. We need to get beers, pronto.

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

1984 would have been the closest but they never would have beat the Tigers I don’t think they win in 2003..

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s not a perfect analogy.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, besides the first two seasons when they set records for ineptness (wooo 71 losses in an 84 game season), they also sucked in 95-96, 96-97, and 02-03. Of course, those were the only five seasons the Sharks didn’t make the playoffs, but they didn’t make the playoffs by a lot in those seasons.

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by mymclife on Jan 14, 2012 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

02-03 drove me batshit crazy. That team was way better than their record.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 15, 2012 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

OMG HI EVERYBODY

I JUST GOT BACK FROM THE GAME AND I’M SOO HAPPY SOO HAPPY

My first playoff game in any sport and it was basically like the best thing ever!!!!

I know you guys have probably said everything there is to say about the game itself so in case nobody else has said it the atmosphere at the stadium was incredible; I’ve never been at anything like it. Simply electric, and such excitement from the start and at the finish. Niners faithful are awesome.. :DD

Mass euphoria, hugging strangers, so many “game winning” TDs until the one that just had to be it… Man it was awesome.

by dregarx on Jan 14, 2012 10:25 PM PST reply actions  

Nah

We were talking about John Bowker the whole night.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

This is my game summary, fwiw.

ALEX SMITH IS THE BEST
VERNON DAVIS IS THE BEST
DASHON GOLDSON IS THE BEST
CARLOS ROGERS IS THE BEST
BLAKE COSTANZO IS THE BEST
ALDON SMITH IS THE BEST
JUSTIN SMITH IS THE BEST
TARELL BROWN IS THE BEST

drew brees and darren sproles and jimmy graham are pretty good, too, but not good enough!

by dregarx on Jan 14, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

That game blew my mind right in front of my face.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 14, 2012 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The stats are just out of this world.

Drew Brees threw 63 times?!?!?! What in God’s name?

And 4 GO AHEAD TDs IN THE LAST 4 MINUTES?!?!!

A football fan’s wildest dreams.

The last two Saints TDs make the claim look silly, but the Niners were the best defensive unit I’ve ever seen in my life for a game up until then. And that was against those Saints. In the playoffs. At a game I got to see! I’m beside myself.

by dregarx on Jan 14, 2012 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Alex Smith had 42 attempts. Picked up 299 yards.

Still no 300 yard game, LAWL.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 14, 2012 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Why did Smith throw for 299 yards, but the offense only got credit for 264?

We have been trying to figure this out at my house.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what we thought, but couldn’t find the yardage in the numbers.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

It'll be in the play-by-play. I'll find them.
Alex Smith sacked at SF 37 for -10 yards (R.Harper)
Alex Smith sacked at NO 49 for -9 yards (sack split by R.Harper and M.Wilson)
Alex Smith sacked at SF 45 for 0 yards (M.Wilson)
(Shotgun) Alex Smith sacked at SF 21 for -13 yards (M.Jenkins).

by dregarx on Jan 14, 2012 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Still missing 3 yards. Must count the fumble, too.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

God that play pissed me off.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I couldn't see Crabtree as I watched the play.

But if Gore makes a decent throw, doesn’t Smith get either a gimmee or at least a 1-on-1 for Crabtree?

by dregarx on Jan 14, 2012 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to assume there would have been something down the left side, but I never saw downfield.

The throw was a little low from Gore, but still catchable by Smith. That he pretty much just laid down once he recovered the ball was very frustrating at the time.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I couldn't see much of the play.

But I thought it was the right move. Good ol’ safe Smith.

by dregarx on Jan 14, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It was the ultimate how-to-coach A. Smith move: go for the safe and unspectacular result.

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by speckops on Jan 15, 2012 1:04 AM PST up reply actions  

sacks?

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by jponry on Jan 14, 2012 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

BEADS?

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 14, 2012 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I will always love this GIF.

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by Natto on Jan 14, 2012 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

/cues Whitney Houston

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, Conan.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 14, 2012 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Never seen this. laughing.

My drummer roommate just fell down the stairs trying to find out why

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Sacks!

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

He was amazing.

That float-pass to Davis had me in disbelief.

by dregarx on Jan 14, 2012 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Then how are you still typing coherently?

Have we learned nothing from those (pretty awesome) Old Spice commercials?

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jan 14, 2012 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That football game was cool.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 14, 2012 10:26 PM PST reply actions  

LOL WHAT.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 14, 2012 10:43 PM PST reply actions  

Shift A

LOL TEBOW. Did anyone really not see that coming?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 14, 2012 10:51 PM PST reply actions  

I know I should hate him even more for it, but

I think that punt made me dislike Brady a little less. Epic trolling.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 14, 2012 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

48 yard punt better than either punter.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Brady.

Wait what he made a punt?!

Haha what. I have to go find a vid of that.

by dregarx on Jan 14, 2012 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

People forget, he's a local boy

My grandad’s neighbor taught him US History at Serra

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t it at a Celtics game?

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Brady punted on 3rd and 10 with 3 minutes left. Pinned it inside the 20.

I hate that that’s another thing that he’s much better at than I will ever be.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 14, 2012 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't forget banging supermodels!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 14, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe I'm better at that than he is

DONT ACT LIKE U KNO ME

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 14, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

You forgot

/struts

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 14, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33LpYPftfvw

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

The Pats actually did this about 2-3 years ago during the regular season with him. Quick kicked on 3rd and 10ish at midfield during a game with terrible conditions for offense. It worked out then too.

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by speckops on Jan 15, 2012 1:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve long since moved past hating Brady to just admiring his play. There really aren’t many players it’s more fun to watch. And, as far as I know, he hasn’t done anything morally reprehensible.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 15, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Closest thing I can recall is his Costa Rican security guards

shooting out the windows of a photographer’s car during his wedding.

11 01 10
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 15, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

9 completions, sacked 5 times.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 14, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Tim Tebow=9 completions
Tom Brady=6 touchdowns

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Tom Brady had more TDs in the first half than Tebow had completions.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 14, 2012 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yikes.

Well, I can’t say I saw that coming, because I thought he’d do decently.

And I’m sure somebody has thought of this already, but since I came up with it independently, I’ll just say:

Alex Smith is the quarterback Tim Tebow wishes he could be.

by dregarx on Jan 14, 2012 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

He was under constant pressure the entire game, the offensive line disappeared tonight. Combine that with horrible play calling which didn’t adjust to the defense and you get a bad game.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Jan 14, 2012 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Oof.

Well, I guess I get to not feel bad about missing it!

by dregarx on Jan 14, 2012 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The New England defense came out and played better than they have in five years.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 15, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL ESPN
LOL CONVENTIONAL WISDOM
LOL ALEX HATERS

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Jan 14, 2012 11:04 PM PST reply actions  

GAME MANAGER

They were still saying this on national sports radio after the game.

by dregarx on Jan 14, 2012 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope tebow takes this game and realizes he is not meant to play football

and instead follows his true calling
male modeling

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
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Handsome Boy Modeling School worked for me.

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by Natto on Jan 14, 2012 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Milford Academy?

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by calgiants86 on Jan 14, 2012 11:14 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

34.6 COMPLETION PERCENTAGE

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 14, 2012 11:07 PM PST reply actions  

I still cannot believe they had Alex Smith throw 42 times though.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 14, 2012 11:13 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah.

I spent the entire 3rd quarter complaining about how little Gore was getting the ball lol

by dregarx on Jan 14, 2012 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

You and jponry

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That game was just a ridiculous reversal.

For 55 minutes the defense was the best I’d ever seen a defense be and the offense was essentially nothing but fodder for my whining. Because they sucked.

Then in the last 5 the defense fell to pieces and Smith went all Montana on us.

by dregarx on Jan 14, 2012 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I was really surprised they weren’t involving Hunter more.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 15, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I still tense up every single time I see him throw. It’s not something that’s ever going to go away.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 14, 2012 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Smith threw 38 and 37 times during the season.

Both games against the Cardinals. Dunno if that means anything.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

30 times, tied for 6th most this season with 2 other games.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 11:24 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG hahahahahahaha
Anyone who tries to tell me Alex Smith is good can go fuck themselves.
by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 3:15 PM PST

GDT’s are awesome ;-)

by dregarx on Jan 14, 2012 11:24 PM PST up reply actions  

It was an emotional game.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you’re probably still fundamentally right. The talking heads on ESPN radio were like, “this validates him.” Um, no. Unless you mean it tells us he’s basically an average quarterback who can occasionally look really good but occasionally looks pretty awful. Pretty sure the large sample tells us that he’s pretty meh for the most part.

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by speckops on Jan 15, 2012 1:13 AM PST up reply actions  

In any case, I’m going to take the week off from dumping on the guy. He got the final word until next Sunday.

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by Solidarity on Jan 15, 2012 1:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure. I think it’s fine to bask in the glory of the moment, in part because of how unlikely it was that Alex Smith would lead 2 go ahead touchdown drives.

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by speckops on Jan 15, 2012 1:23 AM PST up reply actions  

The GDT was pretty much convinced the game was over when Sproles went in. And then all over again when Graham broke free.

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by Solidarity on Jan 15, 2012 1:25 AM PST up reply actions  

It kind of was.

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by El Person on Jan 15, 2012 1:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I was pretty convinced as well. I was screaming that Smith should’ve slid at the 2 yardline.

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by speckops on Jan 15, 2012 1:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish I trusted this team to score from 1st and goal at the 2.

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by Solidarity on Jan 15, 2012 1:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I would’ve been ok with a field goal if they burned off enough time, since that still would’ve given them the lead.

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by speckops on Jan 15, 2012 1:32 AM PST up reply actions  

They wouldn’t have been able to burn enough time — Saints still had a TO and the 2-minute warning. Scoring the TD was the right move there.

by sycasey on Jan 15, 2012 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Again, no reason that you can’t slide at the one or two yard line and then run the ball three times to go for the TD anyway. Worst case scenario, you can kick the field goal on 4th down.

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by speckops on Jan 15, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I would go for the sure go ahead score

There was too much time left, NO was going to get the ball anyway. I had this same argument on facebook yesterday.

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by Tortured on Jan 15, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s not as cut-and-dry as I thought at the time. I just would’ve felt much better with the Saints not getting the ball back with as much time as they did.

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by speckops on Jan 15, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Right, exactly

You cannot assume you’ll get a TD on the next series (a FG can be assumed, since it’s a 99% chip shot). If you score a TD, you force them to score a TD. Go up by 2 points, and they only have to get into FG range to beat you.

Yes, the Saints scored a TD, but the way the 49ers defense had played most of the game it looked like a tough proposition if you don’t give up a return. You’d only kneel at the 1 if you think you can run out the WHOLE clock (or darn near it) before giving the ball back. With 1 TO and the 2 minute warning still to come, that wasn’t happening. Get the TD.

by sycasey on Jan 15, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, I’m aware that they wouldn’t have been able to burn out the clock completely—but giving them the ball back with the 2 minute warning and a timeout left seemed like it was crazy compared to giving them the ball back with no time outs and ~35-40 seconds left.

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by speckops on Jan 15, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

How do you eat 45 seconds in a goal line stand? Seems optimistic.

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by Tortured on Jan 15, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Smith scored the touchdown with, what, 2:11 to play? If he instead kneels at the 2-5 yard line, the clock runs down to 2:00 setting up first and goal at the 2. First play burns 5 seconds, NO uses its last timeout. 1:55, second and goal. Run another play, clock runs off another ~40-45 seconds before the ball is snapped on third and goal with 1:15 left. On fourth and goal, the ball would be snapped with ~35 seconds left, and NO would have no timeouts left.

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by speckops on Jan 15, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Phillip Rivers says hi.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 15, 2012 9:48 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Yes, well, it almost came back to bite them in the ass anyway.

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by speckops on Jan 15, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, Graham is totally ridiculous.

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by speckops on Jan 15, 2012 1:29 AM PST up reply actions  

The Niners’ offense had been all but completely worthless for the last 40 minutes, though. At the time, it felt pretty hopeless.

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by Solidarity on Jan 15, 2012 1:34 AM PST up reply actions  

On the other hand, that still relies on Alex Smith, no?

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by speckops on Jan 15, 2012 1:35 AM PST up reply actions  

See, the thing is.

In this game, the offense was absolute shit for 55 minutes, as Solidarity said.

But my general impression of Smith was that to that point, he had not had a bad game. Dropped passes, wonky offensive pass interference calls, weird playcalling as far as the run game.

Smith, to me, appeared pretty sharp and on point to that point, quite accurate with the throws he was making, and doing what he does best, throwing the ball away when he didn’t want to make any of the throws.

by dregarx on Jan 15, 2012 1:39 AM PST up reply actions  

A couple problems with hot reads and pressure near the middle of the game.

But even then he was starting to settle down in that department as well; I remember the pass to Miller in the flat being a turning point in that regard.

by dregarx on Jan 15, 2012 1:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Without knowing much about football and only going from first principles, I’m going to go with the larger sample. Smith may have looked good today (and he did play well, it turned out), but the larger sample says he’s still Alex Smith: an averageish quarterback. I would not trust an averageish quarterback to lead a 2 minute drill.

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by speckops on Jan 15, 2012 1:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Going with the larger sample is a good first principle, and I do admire that tendency. But there are cases in which it can be misleading.

Taking a large sample in this case is aggregating player performance and results from any and all circumstances, but here, the larger sample is for the most part composed of results from situations that differ significantly from your so-called 2-minute drill situation by several factors:

(1) 4-down territory: this inherently increases the likelihood of ball retention and ball movement by precluding punting and adding to the number of downs available to the offense. This not only gives the offense an extra “yardage-gaining attempt”, so to speak, but frees the previous downs to more options through the knowledge that said 4th down is available. More check-downs on 3rd down, for instance.

(2) Elimination of the running game, in essence

(3) Some hurry-up and inhibition of defensive replacements in some cases

I am likely missing some factors. What you’re seeing here is that we’re not really playing the same game here anymore. The way offense and defense operate under this situation (the last 2-5 minutes of the half) is quite different from the manner in which they operate during the other ~54 minutes of the game.

One has to take a care, I think, to take such things into account.

by dregarx on Jan 15, 2012 2:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Now, I don’t know how to research such things at all (pro football splits are something I have no experience with), but it is my impression that Smith is better than merely average in such situations.

Moreover, it is my impression that Smith is better under the modifications of this situation than he is during the other “54-min” period, so to speak.

by dregarx on Jan 15, 2012 2:11 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s one of the biggest ways football differs from baseball from an analytical standpoint; high-leverage situations really are different. Unfortunately, I doubt we have a large enough sample size from Alex Smith in those situations to properly evaluate him.

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by El Person on Jan 15, 2012 2:13 AM PST up reply actions  

He's started 66 games.

Assuming he finishes each of those games, there has been the potential for 132 such situations in his career.

Considering that such situations may involve sole possession of the ball by the opposing team, or no deficit such that a desire to score in such situations is necessary, the actual number of such situations encountered is clearly less.

Maybe, let’s say, 50-60 of them?

IMO, that may be enough relative data to at least attempt some kind of a z-score test (as soon as I say that, though, I recognize that since I promptly forgot all the statistics I learned in introductory stat last year, this claim and even the terms I use here may be bupkis :/ ).

by dregarx on Jan 15, 2012 2:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Honestly, I think the urge to split samples is one of the biggest squishy points with football analysis. If football was a 100 game season, and the games were made up of 45 minute quarters, it might work out.

But really, the samples are so small to begin with that I still trust the bigger numbers more than the splits.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 15, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Good lord, then you’d need 109 person rosters.

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by Merope on Jan 15, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I still think the larger numbers are unrepresentative.

It’s not just a little bit different of a play situation. It’s really different!

by dregarx on Jan 15, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough. What really caught my eye in your comment was:

More check-downs on 3rd down, for instance.

I’ve got to wonder if his ability to do well in 4 down territory is because he’s so apt to throw check-downs that usually fall short anyways. With another down, you can throw yet another check-down and pick up the first down.

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by speckops on Jan 15, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

:)

Yeah, this is what I was thinking about Smith, too!

by dregarx on Jan 15, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Well into the third quarter, he was 15-29 with 160 yards and 1 TD.

The remainder of the game, he was 9-13 with 139 yards and 2 TDs.

Yes, throwing the ball away is better than making a bad decision and turning it over, but watching him throw it away again and again and again doesn’t really inspire confidence. Throwing the ball 5 yards on a 3rd and 10 doesn’t inspire confidence. Ball control is spotty at times.

I personally wasn’t seeing a lot that would tell me he’d lead two 80 yard drives (with a little help from Frank Gore) in the last four minutes.

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by Solidarity on Jan 15, 2012 1:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Back it up a second:

Situation is 24-23 with 4 minutes remaining at one’s own 20. Being uninspired relative to the chances of a combined 165 yards of drives is a bad criterion for being convinced the game is “pretty much over”.

by dregarx on Jan 15, 2012 1:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Again, they’d gotten a lot of those points off of pretty awesome field position for the most part, right? Starting at the 20 means having to go 50-55 yards for Akers to be in range—I wasn’t convinced by any means that they’d be able to do that.

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by speckops on Jan 15, 2012 1:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Given what the offense had accomplished the last 2½ quarters, it seemed very unreasonable to me to expect them to get into field goal range.

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by El Person on Jan 15, 2012 1:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Given what the offense had accomplished in the last 17 weeks.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 15, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

dregarx also cites that they had moved into field goal range on their last drive. A drive that consisted pretty much entirely of one Frank Gore rush.

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by Solidarity on Jan 15, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, another jail break by Gore was pretty unlikely, though, and certainly not something to count on. The passing game was still pretty much stalled.

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by Solidarity on Jan 15, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Methinks you are reading a bit too much into this.

The Niners pretty much made 6 big plays all game: There was the Davis TD in the first quarter, which was about 30 YAC, and the Gore run which pitifully resulted in a FG. The other four happened in those last four minutes.

Up to the point that it was 24-23, with the exception of two plays the Niners’ offense sucked on ice. There was plenty of reason to think they would fail; we watched them do it on about 100 separate drives over the course of the season. For them to do it twice in a row is practically unheard of.

I’ll also refer you to the win probability chart. It was pretty much over.

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by Solidarity on Jan 15, 2012 2:05 AM PST up reply actions  

And for clarity’s sake, let’s remember that the win probability is blind to team talent. The first drive seems manageable, but it sure didn’t feel like it given how the offense had been playing. The second drive, yeah. 2% chance, maybe 5%.

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by Solidarity on Jan 15, 2012 2:09 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s important to note, since the Saints’ win probability actually didn’t break 50% at any point in that fourth quarter until their last touchdown. That doesn’t take into account the offensive ineptitude, naturally.

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by El Person on Jan 15, 2012 2:11 AM PST up reply actions  

It jumped to 65-70% after the Sproles touchdown.

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by Solidarity on Jan 15, 2012 2:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the second drive's chance was all bad.

There’s no disputing that that proposition was quite a long shot.

I’ll try and see if I can formulate an argument for the first drive that makes even a little bit of sense.

by dregarx on Jan 15, 2012 2:21 AM PST up reply actions  

They had to get 45 yards in 4 minutes, and run down the clock to get the last word with a field goal. You also have faith in Smith’s 2-minute drill, or whatever you’d like to call it. I’d call it a perfectly reasonable argument.

In the moment, though, it didn’t feel nearly as reasonable. Plus, the moment of Sproles finally cracking the defense is compounded with that. Honestly, the win probability is a pretty accurate reflection of my feelings. 25% chance of a field goal on the first drive. Very small chance on the second.

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by Solidarity on Jan 15, 2012 2:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Here.

I’m going to just drop some points in a list here and maybe somebody can pick up the pieces and come up with something coherent.

These aren’t even points mostly, just data, LOL. I’m pretty bushed.

by dregarx on Jan 15, 2012 2:37 AM PST up reply actions  

- Niners previous drive to the 45-yard needing drive was an, um, 45-yard drive leading to the previous field goal
—-this seems applicable to El Person and speckops’ not being convinced about the ability to get into field goal range

- the previous shitfest drive was by accounts, an odd anomaly involving the OC repeating a play involving some kind of WR pick and getting offensive PI twice in a row? probably not a good indicator of future results

- before that was the hot read to miller in the flat; which I thought was really significant. Saints had been eating Smith alive with the blitz to some degree and this was the turning point. After this Smith hit his quick reads better/Saints stopped blitzing so frequently, which helped

> leading to that 45 yard drive mentioned earlier

- defenses getting tired (clearly this hurt 9ers D as well)

- previously mentioned points about 4 downs increasing drive expectancy

- Niners, IMO improving on offense up till then while making adjustments as necessary to combat the Saints defensive scheme; portended good things going into what appeared to be last drive down 24-23

- all that jazz about Smith good in must-pass situations late-game, which is totally my own personal perceived bias

-i think that’s it

by dregarx on Jan 15, 2012 2:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Ugh I'm being such a lazy ***hole IMO with this comment.

Not even an attempt at sentence/paragraph construction or coherency.

Nite all.

by dregarx on Jan 15, 2012 2:44 AM PST up reply actions  

OT: concerts

Got tickets to Jeff Mangum and Radiohead this weekend, still considering Los Campesinos and Andrew Bird. Totally didnt realize Coachella tickets already went on sale and they sold out before I had a chance. Anyone else going to any of these?

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by apistat on Jan 14, 2012 11:14 PM PST reply actions  

I'm skipping radiohead, mostly because I worked for Virgin when they played outside lands

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by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

huh

I am listening to an old NMH song now. But I don’t leave the house any more.

On the other hand, I bought the Everything Is 7" when it came out, so there.

by wcw on Jan 14, 2012 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think it could possibly live up to my expectations

It feels like one of those once in a lifetime things that’s guaranteed to not be as great as I’ve been imagining it. I just hope he goes through a good amount of On Avery Island stuff. Where You’ll Find Me Now has slowly become one of my favorite songs.

The first six innings are overrated.

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he was good enough at Terrastock way back when

I don’t think he played that, though. But he didn’t strike me as the kind of performer whose live sets were lifechanging.

by wcw on Jan 14, 2012 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

sample setlist from November

http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/jeff-mangum/2011/the-landmark-loews-jersey-theatre-jersey-city-nj-bd19176.html

might be diff in April but you get the idea

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I'm going to Jeff Mangum and Radiohead

Tues and Wed!

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by jponry on Jan 15, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

OT

WTF? Kool and the Gang will be playing on some Van Halen concerts?!?!

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 11:17 PM PST reply actions  

pffft.

I love this. Better them than some shitty radio rock band from now. Nevermind the fact that I rarely go to shows on this magnitude unless it’s Iron Maiden or Judas Priest.

by Cap M on Jan 14, 2012 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t seem to fit but it could work.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously,

I am rooting for the Giants. I want the 49ers to have the NFC championship at home.

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by scout6 on Jan 14, 2012 11:17 PM PST reply actions  

That would be the coolest.

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by El Person on Jan 14, 2012 11:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Some of my family are Giants fans. That would be fun.

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by Natto on Jan 14, 2012 11:21 PM PST up reply actions  

In some ways, I actually think the Niners match up better against the Pack

But yeah, home field advantage would be sweet. So go Giants, I guess.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 14, 2012 11:54 PM PST up reply actions  

The Packers have a really good quarterback, pretty good receivers, no run game, and no defense.

The Giants have a pretty good quarterback, really good receivers, a run game, and a tough defense.

Factor in home vs. road, but if the Giants manage to upend the Packers, I wouldn’t want to face them.

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by Solidarity on Jan 14, 2012 11:56 PM PST up reply actions  

the niners did beat the Giants once though!

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by jponry on Jan 15, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Let’s not overrate the Giants based on one home game in the Wild Card round. They went 9-7. The Packers went 15-1. I think there’s a bit of a difference in quality between the two teams. I would much rather face the Giants.

Also, in the regular season the N.Y. Giants defense ranked 27th in yards allowed and 25th in points allowed. They also ranked dead last in rushing yards. So I’m not sure where you’d get the idea that they have “a run game, and a tough defense.” For most of the season, they really haven’t.

by sycasey on Jan 15, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Their pass rush ain't fuckin' around, though.

And they’ve been firing on all cylinders for several weeks now. The Giants have the M.O. of playing several distinct mini-seasons of vastly differing qualities within any given year.

From last week’s Bill Simmons mailbag:

Q: Do you realize you wrote this in your Black Friday Half-Mailbag?

“I can see it now … after the Giants get slaughtered on Monday night in New Orleans, everyone writes them off and starts saying, ’It’s finally over for Tom Coughlin’ … only just when we’re almost done shoveling dirt on them, they make Mercury Morris’ year by ending Green Bay’s undefeated streak at home in Week 13, then they upset Dallas in Dallas on Sunday night, followed by everyone saying, ‘You can never count out the Giants, when will we learn?’ … only they promptly blow their Week 15 home game against the Redskins as 10-point favorites, everyone jumps off their bandwagon again … and of course, they upset the Jets in a ‘road’ game in Week 16, and suddenly, they’re heading into the final week only needing to beat Dallas at home to (improbably) win the NFC East. The Giants are like Rowdy Roddy Piper: Every time you think you know the answers, they change the questions, right?”

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SG: It wasn’t amazing. The Giants do this every year.

And any team that reaches the NFC Championship Game via a win at Lambeau can’t be taken lightly.

All that said, I’d still rather the 49ers host them than fly to Green Bay.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 15, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

The Giants are really a wild card

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by doubleteapot on Jan 15, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Firing on all cylinders?

Were they firing on all cylinders when they lost to the Washington Redskins in Week 15. They are just an inconsistent team. Certainly the Giants are dangerous, but the Packers are undoubtedly MORE dangerous, so I’d rather play the Giants.

by sycasey on Jan 15, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the Niners match up better against the Giants because the Packers are a much, much better team than the Giants.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 15, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m rooting for the Giants, but some small part of me wants to relive that Niners/Packers rivalry from the ’90s.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 15, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

In case anyone is wondering, regardless if the NFC title game is in Green Bay or San Francisco, the game time is scheduled for 3:30 PM PT.

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by SFGuy on Jan 14, 2012 11:56 PM PST reply actions  

What do you mean?

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by Solidarity on Jan 15, 2012 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

One game at a time, I'd guess

During any round of the playoffs there’s no more than four games to be played.

I’m guessing to maximize ratings they try not to have any of those games overlapping each other on the time schedule, so they have them spread out throughout the weekend…two on Saturday, two on Sunday.

Once we get past the divisional games, though, there are only two games being played…so they’re played on Sunday.

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by short_shifter on Jan 15, 2012 12:20 AM PST up reply actions  

They had two games on Saturday because they can; college football is over, so there’s nothing to pull away ratings. This week, there is one 1-seed game on both days, and an NFC and an AFC game on each day. And the Packers probably have that Sunday night slot because they have the best overall record and are the defending champions; the NFL and the networks want to put them in the feature slot, which is Sunday night. Since the Packers play Sunday, the Niners play on Saturday.

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by Solidarity on Jan 15, 2012 12:25 AM PST up reply actions  

The only way we would see a Saturday championship game is if the Jets and Giants make the conference finals and host.

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by SFGuy on Jan 15, 2012 1:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Leave it up to the Warriors

to be the only Bay Area team who lost today.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 15, 2012 12:26 AM PST reply actions  

Holy shit, 9ers.

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by speckops on Jan 15, 2012 12:44 AM PST reply actions  

Holy shit, indeed.

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by Solidarity on Jan 15, 2012 1:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel like there should be a thought bubble above his head with the word "NOM"

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by speckops on Jan 15, 2012 1:08 AM PST up reply actions  

That's awesome.

It looks like something out of a horror film.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 15, 2012 1:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I love how you can see it dawning on Brees’s expression. He knows what is about to happen to him, and there is nothing he can do about it.

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by Solidarity on Jan 15, 2012 1:14 AM PST up reply actions  

one of the best plays i saw yesterday, relentless pursuit of the QB

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Some seriously drunk posts going on in Saintsville.
it sucks
this team was a super bowl calliber team, just for some reason the 49ners got some lucky breaks tonight, and ther conference was garbage so they got home field . the 49ners suck though, if they win the super bowl i will get a sex change, they have no chance to win again
by Berecki on Jan 15, 2012 12:13 AM PST reply actions

NO CHANCE! Them’s some high stakes s/he’s put out there. I assume that’s supposed to be division, not conference, and to that I point out that a) LOL Bucs and b) some teams know what to do with the Same Ol’ Sorry-Ass Rams, and some don’t.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 15, 2012 12:52 AM PST reply actions  

The best part of that: “ther conference was garbage”.

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by El Person on Jan 15, 2012 12:55 AM PST up reply actions  

49ners is pretty good too.

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by speckops on Jan 15, 2012 1:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess that could make some sense, but I've never seen it spelled that way.

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by speckops on Jan 15, 2012 1:09 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s going to look kind of weird no matter how you spell it, really. We’re just used to 49ers.

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by El Person on Jan 15, 2012 1:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I love how Saints fans are talking trash about the NFC West

When they were the ones who lost to the Rams— the only truly awful team in the division.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 15, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Eagerly awaits

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 15, 2012 1:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Begrudgingly rec'd

because I was hoping for an animated Ocean Bases Loaded demonstration

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Jan 15, 2012 1:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Not this late at night.

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by Natto on Jan 15, 2012 1:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Very nice.

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by Solidarity on Jan 15, 2012 1:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 15, 2012 1:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah.

They never get to feel joy like this. The best they can do is have their expectations met.

So fuck them.

11 01 10
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 15, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

adorable

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by jponry on Jan 15, 2012 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

One of the greatest football games ever

And ESPN is talking abou Tebow

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by DFARowand on Jan 15, 2012 6:47 AM PST reply actions  

So, no matter how bad Tebow is, we’re going to hear about him? Ugh.

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by kdl on Jan 15, 2012 7:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Rachel Nichols

will be conducting an exclusive full interview with Tebows High School football coach later on today. #fakepromo

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by kb2011sfg on Jan 15, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Poll

I want to get a customized Niners shirsey, but I can’t decide who to put on it (I have the option of the entire roster). I have narrowed it down to P. Willis, V. Davis or J. Smith.

Thoughts?

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by kdl on Jan 15, 2012 8:58 AM PST reply actions  

You get the most bang for your buck

with just “Smith.” Like a Giants “Sanchez” jersey, it covers a vast percentage of the team.

Also, I refer you to to that pic of Justin Smith that Solidarity posted a little ways up there.

11 01 10
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 15, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

It has a number, too, though. So, I have to pick an actual guy. And, yeah, that play was one of the main reasons Justin Smith made my list. :)

I actually considered getting an A. Smith one, but that seemed hypocritical. I’ve never been an Alex hater, but I wasn’t all that supportive (until this season) either.

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by kdl on Jan 15, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the first part of my reply was tongue-in-cheek.

Justin Smith gives you the most street cred, though, in that hipster “too cool for the obvious choices” kind of way.

11 01 10
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 15, 2012 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

My mother (who is happily married to my father) has had a picture of Justin Smith as the background of her lock screen on her iPhone for a couple months. She is super hipster.

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by kdl on Jan 15, 2012 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I had an A. Smith jersey

I bought it after the year where they lucked into a 7-9 record under Nolan and Norv Turner, because I thought they were about to turn the corner and everything would be awesome.

Then everything went to shit.

I finally got rid of it before this season.

And what do you know!?

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by jponry on Jan 15, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank you for getting rid of it! ;-)

I remember there being a million of them in every store I went into at some point (probably when he got drafted), including pink women’s ones. I kind of wish I had bought one of them (not a pink one), because they don’t even have Smith ones online now.

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by kdl on Jan 15, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

P. Willis

I want an Aldon Smith jersey though.

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by jponry on Jan 15, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I think Willis, of those three, is the most likely to be a Niner for a very long time.

J. Smith is amazing but he is getting a bit older.

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by jponry on Jan 15, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s a good point. An Aldon Smith jersey would be awesome!

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by kdl on Jan 15, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I want an Aldon Smith jersey too.

Maybe I’ll just get a Smith jersey with the number 19491.

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by Murray, Present on Jan 15, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

My friend and I are in the process of designing an Aldon Smith shirt. I’m pretty excited for it.

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 15, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

really you should get an andy lee jersey

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by operation carrot on Jan 15, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I was definitely considering that. Or Akers.

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by kdl on Jan 15, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

i kinda want a Justin Smith

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I pretty much have kept my Jerry Rice jersey I bought in 1995 and keep wearing it for any big 49ers game. That’s all I need.

by sycasey on Jan 15, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

What kind of sorcery is this

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by jctGamer on Jan 15, 2012 9:02 AM PST reply actions  

It has to follow the narrative, right?

The Packers has to win today, to setup the 2005 First Round draft QB Death Match in the NFC Title game right?

This is the chance for Alex Smith to make right that decision 7 years ago to bypass Rodgers, and in a strange way, the chance for Rodgers to really stick it to the 49ers for passing on him. It has to happen, right?

SO MUCH NARRATIVES OMG

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by jctGamer on Jan 15, 2012 9:14 AM PST reply actions  

I want nothing to do with that narrative

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by DFARowand on Jan 15, 2012 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

OT NL west
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Bartolo Colon informed the #dbacks that he is going another direction, passing on their offer #mlb

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by kb2011sfg on Jan 15, 2012 9:16 AM PST reply actions  

“Going in another direction” sounds kinda funny…like…“I’m going to play arena football instead”

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by Merope on Jan 15, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought he was going to sign with the A’s.

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by Natto on Jan 15, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Why would he rather play for the As than the Dbacks, tho?

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 15, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Two dollar hot dogs on Wednesdays.

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by Natto on Jan 15, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Bay Area >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Phoenix

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Jan 15, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

omg I love this picture too

All of the Saints behind him, completely powerless.

And Staley, on the ground, watching after an absolutely devastating block that made it happen.

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by jponry on Jan 15, 2012 9:42 AM PST reply actions  

LOL

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

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by doubleteapot on Jan 15, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I spent far too much time looking for it.

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by kdl on Jan 15, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Looking for Nyjer Morgan, too.

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by SFGuy on Jan 16, 2012 3:03 AM PST up reply actions  

YES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jan 15, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

AWESOME

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Staley’s block was fantastic.

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by El Person on Jan 15, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

oh my god, yea

It’s insane a tackle can run like that too

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

He looked like Justin Smith getting down there.

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by El Person on Jan 15, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

could that be one of the best Free Agent signings the niners have ever had?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

It has to be up there.

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by El Person on Jan 15, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

The guy defines the position of Defensive End

never gives up

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

He was a TE in college at Central Michigan

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 15, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

CHIPPEWAS!!!!! Yea, he played TE and Tackle, rated one of the best in that draft at Tackle

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Kyle Williams made an awesome block to set it up.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Jan 15, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Dan Marino looks old.

Man, I’m old.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 15, 2012 9:47 AM PST reply actions  

With this playoff win

Are the Niners the top dog in SF again? Or are the Giants still the most popular team?

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by doubleteapot on Jan 15, 2012 9:58 AM PST reply actions  

hard to know

but the Giants will have to remain very good in order to keep the Niners’ popularity at bay longterm imo

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by jponry on Jan 15, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

and hopefully the FO will wake up and smell the championship bandwagoneering

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by Merope on Jan 15, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

And when the new Niners stadium is built in a few years, that will, should only further increase the pressure on them.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 15, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Well... it's been a while since i last picked up my giants hat

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather talk about the 49ers than the Giants, so yeah.

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by El Person on Jan 15, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

+1

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Go Texans

Flacco’s whining was insufferable

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by DFARowand on Jan 15, 2012 10:06 AM PST reply actions  

Rididculous decision.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 15, 2012 10:15 AM PST reply actions  

So was that kick returner that blew that play the same one that ran the first one back 30 yards?

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by Tortured on Jan 15, 2012 10:20 AM PST reply actions  

Never mind

apparently so.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 15, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Different

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by DFARowand on Jan 15, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

So my wedding ring has gone missing.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 15, 2012 10:26 AM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

Oh no! :(

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by kdl on Jan 15, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope you find it

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by doubleteapot on Jan 15, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

uh-oh
get out the tools….take apart the sink!

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by Merope on Jan 15, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

This

be careful with the garbage disposal, if you have one.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 15, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

When I’m not wearing my rings I keep them in my purse. I figure if we have to run out of here in the middle of the night I only have to grab that. Well that and the cat. The Mr. gets the back-up drives.

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by Merope on Jan 15, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Unfortunately, I’ve looked all over our suite. I think it may have come off when I took my gloves off while skiing this morning.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 15, 2012 10:39 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

oh dear.
Were you outside when you took off your gloves?
and uh….how good is your home owner’s / renters insurance?

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by Merope on Jan 15, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha found it! In a pillow case on our bed! Thank gosh the hotel maids hadn’t cleaned yet. My plan was to run to Tiffany’s as soon as we get back to dc and hope my wife didn’t notice!

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by calgiants86 on Jan 15, 2012 10:51 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

WHEW!!!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

YAY!!!!!!

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by Merope on Jan 15, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh wow, hope you find it :(

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Go niners?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 10:36 AM PST reply actions  

oh, and SCREW the Packers

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

it would make sense though, Packers v. Niners, Smith v. Rodgers, remember 1997 NFC title game, Packers Niners

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Ugh

This game is going to suck

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by DFARowand on Jan 15, 2012 10:41 AM PST reply actions  

LOL announcer

“made him do a 180, turn all the way around.”

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 15, 2012 10:44 AM PST reply actions  

I just realized that the Harbaughs could play each other in the superbowl. Duh.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 15, 2012 10:46 AM PST reply actions  

Harbowl Bowl

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by speckops on Jan 15, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

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by DFARowand on Jan 15, 2012 10:50 AM PST reply actions  

football is on until then basically

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I was just going to post this…finally a date!

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by Merope on Jan 15, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea, agreed. Something to look forward to, mark on your calendar in your phone, on your computer, have a countdown clock, final stretch right now

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

It was fun last year when PACR was on Valentine’s Day.

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by Solidarity on Jan 15, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

The Nationals just signed Gio Gonzalez through 2016.

It’s like Jim Bowden never left!

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by Solidarity on Jan 15, 2012 10:52 AM PST reply actions  

Jonathan Sanchez seethes.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 15, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Take note ESPN... Most people prefer good games to media created narratives
The thriller in San Francisco between the 49ers and the Saints was the higher rated of Saturday’s two playoff games, with a 21.7 overnight rating on FOX, according to USA Today. That’s a big number for a Saturday afternoon — and a 4 percent increase from last year’s Saturday afternoon divisional game, which featured the Ravens and Steelers.

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by DFARowand on Jan 15, 2012 10:53 AM PST reply actions  

If the people don’t fit the model….we throw away…………………. the people!

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by Merope on Jan 15, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s impossible!!!!!!!!! SCREW THAT, NOBODY WATCHED TEBOW!?!?!?! LOLPEOPLE

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

They did, until the game was decided 5 minutes into the first quarter.

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by Solidarity on Jan 15, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

i mean that wasn’t even fun to watch… it was just… abysmal

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I started watching in the second half, and it looked like the Broncos didn’t even want to be on the field.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 15, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Somehow I was unable to convince my friends to actually turn off the TV. It was like watching at trainwreck, repeatedly.

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by speckops on Jan 15, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Although there were definitely some awesome stats. Like midway through the fourth quarter when Tebow had as many completions as Brady had TD passes.

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by speckops on Jan 15, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

yea

my friend from Boston wouldn’t stop texting me about it, i turned the game off, played zelda instead

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Know what's sad?

That all the talk on Monday will be Tebow related instead of the AWESOME 49ers/Saints game…

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 15, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure KNBR will be having a 9er-gasm.
Nationally it’s a holiday on Monday so who knows what it will be, whatever the fill-in hosts want to talk about?

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by Merope on Jan 15, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

True.

But I live in Vegas. All I get at national stuff.

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by danieljgrant on Jan 15, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Can definitely stream it from knbr.com if you want

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

True.

But I listened to enough Razr and Mr T. back in the day when I lived in Nor Cal to fill a lifetime. No more KNBR for me…

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by danieljgrant on Jan 15, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha, i hear ya, definitely can get a little irritating, i’ve grown to like that show a bit more, i’m all about Damon Bruce, since it’s not just about sports, Radnich… guy is not good at all now

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Postgame show for the niners was pretty awesome yesterday. KNBR will be on schedule tomorrow, it’s not a holiday for Miami Ohio tho… Only show i care about really is Damon Bruce, he said he’ll be in tomorrow, so i’m pumped

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

We had pre-arranged to watch “Horrible Bosses” at some point that night, so when the Patriots were up 32 points at half we just put the movie on.

Combined score from the two Pats-Broncos game this year: 86-33.

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by Solidarity on Jan 15, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Bad Pats D…

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by danieljgrant on Jan 15, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup...

pats D is pathetic

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Will be interesting to see a Ravens/Pats AFC championship game… assuming the Raven beat this lowly Texans team…

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by danieljgrant on Jan 15, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, this game isn’t over, yea… But it’ll be a fantastic game, i’m more looking forward to the game today, Packers Giants, NOBODY really talked about this week

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

you don’t need to talk about a foregone conclusion! Packers will win.

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by Merope on Jan 15, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

NO

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Girlfriend HATED that movie, she went to bed a quarter of the way through… i didn’t think it was THAT bad though.

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Pfft. I enjoyed it

I hated who ever did the score, since it was too obvious for a Comedy, but otherwise it was funny consistently through, if derivative and a bit dumb

by Cap M on Jan 15, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea, i was laughing a ton throughout, the cast was pretty good. Gotta love Jason bateman, everybody’s got their own type of comedy i guess. Didn’t really pay attention to the score tho

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha, yea, that’s pretty bad, mute it during those scenes, haha

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not for everybody, but I enjoyed the hell out of it.

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by Solidarity on Jan 15, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

yea

i mean, everyone’s got their own brand of comedy they like, HUGE fan of dry humor

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

We watched the Sharks game first. We had the football game on the dvr and just fast forwarded through it, stopping only for scoring plays and sacks.

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by Merope on Jan 15, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Watched the Sharks game

then we watched 2 episodes of Breaking Bad. Husband only has 5 left!

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 15, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

yea… even after the 49ers game i was in shock, couldn’t watch either the warriors or Sharks, did it even last that long?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t realize that game had started until halfway through the first quarter. At no point did I have any desire to watch it.

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by El Person on Jan 15, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

There's a dude whose first name is "Aryan?"

Please tell me he isn’t black.

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by Tortured on Jan 15, 2012 11:09 AM PST reply actions  

Arian Foster?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

if you want to watch, it's an E:60 on him, loved it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfFBrjwUnBU

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

He's cute.

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by Tortured on Jan 15, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Thought it was funny how he goes to schools and says “Don’t listen to your teachers” basically, and when he was asked as a kid what he wanted to be he said “a football player” teachers looked at him and laughed, said he had to be something else like a lawyer or doctor

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

yup

it’s what, like a million to one? to become an NFL player? it’s crazy

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you ever see Hoop Dreams?

Great movie.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 15, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I looked it up on Wikipedia, saved it, thank you!

so i will watch that very soon

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Hope you like it.

It’s kind of depressing, but very well done.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 15, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

It was nominated for an academy award? or won one?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Neither, actually

But it was a big controversy that led to them changing the rules for how documentaries are nominated.

by sycasey on Jan 15, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

woa

did not know that at all

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I forget which.

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by Tortured on Jan 15, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

and he's mexican american

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Huh

Ok, then.

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by Tortured on Jan 15, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Arian White

Most ironic name ever.

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by Murray, Present on Jan 15, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

No.

That would be a black chick named Lily White.

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by danieljgrant on Jan 15, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, Arian White is a real guy, and he was very involved with black politics on the Cal campus. So, I think my example is more ironic. RAWR

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by Murray, Present on Jan 15, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Ok. I grant you more ironic.

Funnier? Lily White.

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by danieljgrant on Jan 15, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Lilly Allen?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a friend named Arian

He’s Persian, though.

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by El Person on Jan 15, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard it pronounced A-ree-an and Ar-eye-an on different broadcasts. I’m not sure which is right.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 15, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Maiocco-face

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by DFARowand on Jan 15, 2012 11:17 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

awesome photo. HA!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s probably the same look everyone on the Saints’ sideline had.

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by kdl on Jan 15, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

another great Alex Smith photo:

him looking like he’s talking smack to Vilma after the Vernon Davis touchdown

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

sorry... "The Grab"

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

omg

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by jponry on Jan 15, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

So...

Even in the afterglow of yesterday, where do you all rank Alex Smith? He’s not in the Brady/Brees/Rodgers/P. Manning level. I don’t think he’s in the Romo/E. Manning/Cutler/Stafford level either.

I think even after yesterday, he’s more Sanchez/Flacco level still. Can win a game for you, got a little clutch in him, but he’s not elite.

Thoughts?

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by danieljgrant on Jan 15, 2012 11:22 AM PST reply actions  

He is better than Sanchez.

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 15, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

IMO...

I wouldn’t want Sanchez over Smith, but Alex isn’t significantly better…

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by danieljgrant on Jan 15, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he's better than Sanchez.

But I think Sanchez sucks. Dunno about Flacco, though; I’m not a fan of him, but other people believe he’s quite good.

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by Solidarity on Jan 15, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Better...

But not significantly. Flacco and Smith are about even, I think.

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by danieljgrant on Jan 15, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Smith's decision making is waaaaay better.

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by Solidarity on Jan 15, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

No one would have said that before this year… And Smith has been in the league 7 years, versus Sanchez just finished his 3rd. Smith SHOULD make better decisions at this point.

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by danieljgrant on Jan 15, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

You have a point. I’ve heard accusations that Ryan can’t coach an offense, and that’s probably true, but Harbuagh/Roman really seem to have drilled that into Smith this year. It’s more the system than the quarterback, though I’d still offer that Smith is better in most respects. He actually knows how to slide, for example.

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by Solidarity on Jan 15, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

only reason why Rodgers is good is because of the system!

nah, i’m joking, but wasn’t that what people were saying a few weeks ago?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I think watching Brett Favre for 3-4 years will teach you a thing or two about decision-making!

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by Solidarity on Jan 15, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Like...

Ooooh…. I REALLY shouldn’t do THAT when I get my shot….

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by danieljgrant on Jan 15, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

“Hm… off-balance throw across my body back over the middle after the play has been running for 8 seconds… bad idea…”
/takes notes

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by Solidarity on Jan 15, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

“Hmmm… do not attempt shovel pass once I am past the LOS… good to know.”

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by jponry on Jan 15, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

“WTF was THAT? Note to self. Don’t throw game crushing INT in NFC Championship game…”

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by danieljgrant on Jan 15, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

HA! Favre’d

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think he’s in the Brady/Brees area, but he can definitely bring it now, when the games on the line. He basically outmatched Brees in the 4th quarter yesterday. He’s just below that 2nd tier of Stafford/Cutler/Manning, he performs when the games on the line

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I've been against Smith since the 49ers drafted him...

And I honestly though they brought him back just to tank the season and get Luck.

That being said, he’s played his best season this year. It’s not saying much, going from horrible to league average. But he’s been a lot better this year.

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by danieljgrant on Jan 15, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh yea, i’ve definitely been pissed at him, unfortunately it’s hard to hate the guy when everythings been against him, the coaching staff, the handling of him, but the fact he took a pay cut to play here, never complained, kept his mouth shut.

Yea, line has performed alright, receivers are working well with Smith, everyone contributes, Walker, Davis, Crabs, Williams, Ginn even… Smith also throws some pretty balls, and i think that hit he took from Rocky Bernard a while back really messed his shoulder up. He earned an extension for a few more years

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

But...

Do you want to sign a long term deal for a league average QB? Look at the Bills when they signed Fitzpatrick to that big deal mid-season. Signed him at peak value. And he’s regressed back to what he was, a league-average at best QB.

Are there better options out there? Not really. I don’t want Orton, or Flynn, or whatever crappy QB’s get cut. BUT, if Peyton Manning is available? I say go for it…

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by danieljgrant on Jan 15, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep, that’s why i’m glad they didn’t sign Smith earlier in the season, i’d sign Smith to a 2 or 3 year deal, because you have a QB in Kaepernick in the waiting, who in my opinion was a fantastic pick and will be pretty alright. Plus if Smith isn’t doing well, he’s content playing backup and being a coach to Colin.

Harbaugh will play the best QB, and i don’t want the niners going after Peyton, especially not after his injury, that’s career threatening, and throwing a ton of money at him, is extremely risky, he takes one hit, he’s done. Look at how many sacks the niners have given up this year, it’s among the most in the league

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

To me, the risk is worth it. Sign Manning to a one-year or two-year deal, and if he’s done, whatever. If he’s still Peyton Manning, it’s Peyton F’ing Manning. Major upgrade over Alex Smith.

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by danieljgrant on Jan 15, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

meh… i dont buy it, he’s done, and i’ll gladly eat crow if he comes out next year and starts and performs well for whatever team he’s on. And it’s uncharacteristic of the niners to go out and do something like that. They like to work from within

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

i know bondslegend is with me when i say that too

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Except with more cussing, and less politeness.

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by Solidarity on Jan 15, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

FUCK EVERYTHING

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

My wife agrees with you guys...

Think’s Manning is done. I don’t. I think it’s worth the risk.

Or just call up the Colts and ask, “How much for Luck?”

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by danieljgrant on Jan 15, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

lol, in my opinion, if it aint broke don’t fix it. No way in heck they give up the #1 pick, and i’m perfectly good with Smith and Kaepernick

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Sanchez is atrocious

I’d put him at league average as long as he continues to not turn the ball over

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by DFARowand on Jan 15, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

How about that rookie QB from Alabama talking about the Jets this last week

About how bad the locker room atmosphere is, someone had to say it

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

mcelroy

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Shows that winning can be a good deodorant…

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by danieljgrant on Jan 15, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

BOOM

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

TOUCH ACTIN’ TINACTIN!

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by danieljgrant on Jan 15, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by Solidarity on Jan 15, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

IMO he’s in the 10-12 range of best QBs, roughly equivalent to Matt Ryan (Ryan is vastly overrated, Smith significantly underrated… Smith is more athletic and maybe better in 2 minute offenses, Ryan probably a slightly better passer overall).

Rodgers
Brady
Brees
Rothlisberger
Eli Manning
Cam Newton
Philip Rivers
Matt Stafford
Matt Schaub

And after that I’m hard pressed to think of a QB I’d definitely rank higher than Smith. Obviously if Peyton returns healthy, he’d be near the top of that list too, though.

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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 15, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s pretty average, still. Had a good fourth quarter there.

That’s better than Sanchez, easily.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 15, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Anquan Boldin... just an absolute BEAST

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:26 AM PST reply actions  

Didn’t he just have knee surgery a couple of weeks ago?

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 15, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

yep, like around Christmas

the guy is TOUGH, i mean, remember when he got crushed against the Jets? Broke his jaw in i dont know how many places, his face too, came back in i think 2 weeks?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember watching that and thinking his career was over.

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 15, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Same. And he’s basically the same player too, fearless, one of my favorite players

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

When he was in tandem with Fitz in Arizona, I wanted them to throw every play.

Even if the Cardinals were a Niners rival, those two were so fun to watch.

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 15, 2012 11:35 AM PST reply actions  

And they had Warner, who was still a beast… unbelievable. It was like watching the Rams, Holt and Bruce

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm snowed in with very little food

I will have to do a real life Chopped to feed myself.

What can one do with pork chops, filet of salmon, some frozen vegetables, a carrot, two small potatoes, various sauces and spices?

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by Murray, Present on Jan 15, 2012 11:37 AM PST reply actions  

sounds like you have some awesome ingredients to a perfect lunch/dinner

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Baby, you got a stew goin’.

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by jponry on Jan 15, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

new post

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2012/1/15/2709254/old-time-family-baseball-charity-blogathon#comments

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by jponry on Jan 15, 2012 11:41 AM PST reply actions  

gracias

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 15, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow Houston

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