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Why You Are a Spoiled Brat

And when I write "you" in that headline, I mean "we." More specifically, me.

This could be a one-sentence post. The Giants won the World Series within the past 500 days, so shut your whinepie and return to your life. Don't get your precious little Carlos Beltran back? Deal with it. Here's a Sally Struthers infomercial asking you to support a Royals fan for just five cents a day. Now you feel all guilty.

But referring to the World Series every … single … time something goes right or wrong is kind of tired. Buster Posey injury? But championship. Lack of offensive improvements? But championship. Hand stuck between the stove and the wall for three days as you scream for help, 127 Hours-style? But championship. We get it. And we appreciate it. But it's overkill to keep reminding Giants fans of it.

No, you're a spoiled brat because you got to follow a team that had the best career-resurrection story of the decade, but you probably considered 2011 to be a failure. And when I write "you're" in that sentence, I mean "we are." More specifically, me. Last season was tough to watch. As Andrew Baggarly points out, the Giants had a historically wretched time with runners in scoring position and two outs last year. It's not like one of those statistical quirks that made you think, "Well, I'll be", months after the fact. You could feel it grinding on you in every one of those 162 games last season. It was so obvious, so painful.

As such, it felt like last season was a failure sandwich covered with debacle mayonnaise (or as I like to call it, "mayonnaise"). But with the Ryan Vogelsong contract reminding us of one Ryan Vogelsong, here's hoping that when we look back on the 2011 season, our first thought in a couple of decades is something like "Yeah, that was the Vogelsong season, right?" It was that ridiculous.

If the Giants were Royals -- or, more specifically, the Royals without the up-and-coming young players -- that would be the only way to remember the season. Imagine Jimmy Gobble or Jeff Austin materializing out of the mist to make an All-Star team and keep runs off the board all season. Imagine Scott Elarton doing the same for the Astros. Imagine the Pirates getting that sort of lift from, uh, Ryan Vogelsong. It would be the story of the season. And when it comes to teams that have lost more than they've won over the past two decades, a story like that would have broken up the monotony of losing in the exact same way as the previous ten seasons.

The Giants didn't have a season so bad that Vogelsong was the life preserver, though. They had Pablo Sandoval and Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain and Madison Bumgarner and Sergio Romo and ten pitchers who had more than 50 innings and an ERA+ over 110. They had enough good things happen to them that even with Tejada, Rowand, Orlando Cabrera, and Whiteside making you ill, the team finished with 86 wins, contending for most of the season.

That doesn't mean it's totally gauche to complain about the Giants not paying Carlos Beltran for two seasons, or the Posey injury, or Melky Cabrera serving as a one-man cavalry. Not at all. That's just being a fan. But when it comes to last year, if you're not thinking that there were at least some positives -- especially the renaissance of a guy who was a prospect back when the Giants played in Candlestick -- you're probably a spoiled brat.

And by you, I mean me. It's a little easy for me to go into Beltran Cynical Overdrive as I roll on down the highway, and every once in a while, I need a Vogelsongian kick in the ass to remind me that there were some special things that happened to Giants fans last year. A redemption story like Vogelsong's -- the possibility of such a bizarre and beautiful thing -- is why I keep coming back to baseball in the first place.

And don't look, but it happened the year before, under slightly difference circumstances, with Andres Torres. You know, when the Giants did that thing.

Baseball's cool. Some times. Most of the time. Even if I'd prefer to like it for the 2010 reasons rather than the 2011 reasons.

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by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jan 12, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

abusive overlord!

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by giant4life83 on Jan 12, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

what’s the point of being an overlord if you’re not abusive.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

deli sandwich discounts

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by giant4life83 on Jan 12, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh dear, not this again.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

HOW IS BABBY OVERLORD FORMED?

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by can of corn on Jan 12, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

This line.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

This

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 12, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Have a rec

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the correct response

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 12, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Mustard and mayonnaise, please.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

mayo is icky, and full of soy and hydrogenated ya-ya’s!
Guacamole instead!!

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I like mayo, but homemade guacamole on sandwiches is great!

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I use guac for tuna or chicken salad instead of mayo. I dunno what would happen if you tried it in macaroni or potato salad though, that might not work.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Great on grilled chicken sandwiches too

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I like mayo too

But mustard is the diet soda of condiments. It’s got, like, no calories. Might as well put it on there.

by GiantPain on Jan 12, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Except mustard doesn’t turn to formaldehyde in your body.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 12, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

neither does homemade mayo.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s formaldehyde before it enters your body.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s why you shouldn’t use Guy Fieri’s recipes.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Fun fact: he doesn’t use any hair products. That’s the mayonnaise rotting him from the inside.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I will say kraft and other brands they sell in stores are nasty, but homemade stuff is good.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

/doesn’t have sandwiches on a regular basis.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

which actually uses a good deal of mustard!

by Roger on Jan 12, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

yup!

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I was referring to diet soda.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 12, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I adore mustard (especially German sempf), just not on my sandwiches

The mustard/ketchup ratio on my hot dogs is 80/20.

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by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jan 12, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

moutarde à l’ancienne is the best..

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

No.

You can’t just say something like that!

by chilibean_3 on Jan 12, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Wut

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Mustard:mayo::pie:cake

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

True

Mustard>Mayo & Pie>Cake

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 12, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Too many variables in the first one.

Assertion #2 is flat-out, unequivocally, incorrect.

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by bigboneded on Jan 12, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

SHIT

I read it wrong. My bad. PIE > CAKE is right.

Dammit.

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by bigboneded on Jan 12, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I was beginning to question whether you had to go on my list.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. I like all four, but there is a clear hierarchy.

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by rotorueter on Jan 12, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 12, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Eww, mayo pie?

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by Natto on Jan 12, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Still better than cake

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 12, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Um, no.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

No. Pie and cake is worth arguing over. Mayo over mustard is just wrong.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 12, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

GTFO

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 12, 2012 1:07 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

why can’t they both be on one sandwich in harmony?

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by UnleashTheGore on Jan 12, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Greasethier.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Have a rec

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by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jan 12, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Gross and hilarious.

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by rotorueter on Jan 12, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

/said in Jon Miller's Vin Scully voice

“Say, fellas, who doesn’t like to have a classic Armor Hotdog smothered in pungent Ethier grease? Mmmmm-MM!”

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 12, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Mayonnaise is objectively superior to mustard.

Don’t know about all this “for Dodger fans” stuff, however!

by dregarx on Jan 12, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL CAL

Do they teach you to make homemade mayonnaise there?

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Only in rugby! /toots horn

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL U! Ladies love guys who can cook.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I can cook pretty well. Homemade mayo is something I’ve shied away from because of the raw egg.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I can cook meat. and oatmeal.

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by giant4life83 on Jan 12, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds like a terrible recipe.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 12, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I call it OatMeat.

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by giant4life83 on Jan 12, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

and I am completely not serious

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by giant4life83 on Jan 12, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Two great tastes that taste great together!

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by can of corn on Jan 12, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

“You got your oatmeal in my meat!”
“You got your meat in my oatmeal!”

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds illegal.

by City Girl on Jan 12, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

teehee

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 12, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

How does one get oatmeal inside meat? Are there syringes and lab coats and sterile environments involved or something?

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by quincy0191 on Jan 12, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually those crazy Ohio people eat something called goetta which is basically oatmeal and meat.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Ask a Scotsman.

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by EliminateMe on Jan 12, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Cooked oatmeal? Because I imagine regular oatmeal would be pretty incompatible with most syringes.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

bœuf bourguignon oatmeal

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

If only I’d gone to Cal, I could’ve been your Chem TA and your cooking instructor.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

My previous semester ochem professor runs the chemistry of cooking decal.

by dregarx on Jan 12, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Chemistry of cooking decal?

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ve heard as much. His research is so-so, but he’s supposed to be an amazing teacher.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds about right.

by dregarx on Jan 12, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

DeCal had some pretty fun “courses”

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Ever had steak tartare?

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Missing out!

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll stick to having my seafood raw and my chocolate cakes molten.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

in that case if you are ever in France you need to have Moelleux au chocolat.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

SL

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The result of Xanthan and KFC

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 12, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

THAT

is better than the Big O. I could savor that for several, several minutes.

by City Girl on Jan 12, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had that before, but never in France.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

And yeah, it’s really damn good.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Fairly easy to cook at home too. Just need to figure out the right amount of time in the your oven.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. Even when you fuck it up and overcook it, it still turns out fine—it’s just not molten.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I enjoy both

So… yeah.

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by ResDog on Jan 12, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Although I tried last night to persuade my son into putting some mustard on his corn dog. He’s 10 and still only puts ketchup on his hot dogs and corn dogs. I don’t know where I failed him. I even showed him some pictures of a mustard plant. “See, aren’t they pretty?”

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by ResDog on Jan 12, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably cause other kids don’t put mustard on their hot dogs or corn dogs. My kids don’t like mustard cause I don’t like mustard.

by City Girl on Jan 12, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

What do you put on a corn dog?

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by ResDog on Jan 12, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

A 3 piece suit

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 12, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

When I imagine this coming out of Tommy Lasorda’s disgusting pie hole it actually makes sense.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 12, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Neither?

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by Sgt. Dingleberry on Jan 12, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I really don’t want to know what a condom mint is.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

For long lasting breath freshness!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 12, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s what you find on the pillow when you check into a by-the-hour hotel.

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by EliminateMe on Jan 12, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a mint. For your condom. You see, when a man has a special feeling for a lady….

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by ResDog on Jan 12, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

WRONG WRONG WRONG

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jan 12, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

U R 5

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by bigboneded on Jan 12, 2012 1:01 PM PST reply actions  

Amen.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

weird

I swear last offseason you said TGWTWS was good for about 5 years.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 12, 2012 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

TGWTWS died

When Beltran went on the DL and the Giants careened into 2nd in August, after pretty much willing themselves in 1st all year with barely 1 good hitter on the field ever at once and lots of crappy Tejada, Rowand and Huff.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 12, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It was like at the end of the two towers

Instead Gandalf the Grey decides to go home after checking out the orc horde.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 12, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It died when this happened:

One Mistake Costs Lincecum, SF Giants in 1-0 loss

http://articles.sfgate.com/2011-08-19/sports/29903904_1_brian-sabean-nate-schierholtz-tim-lincecum

Pretty sure Rowand, Tejada, Cabrera, Huff, Burriss and Whiteside all started that game.

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by giant4life83 on Jan 12, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I was bitching about that stoopid TGWTWS rejoinder to any criticism long ago. You owe me a royalty or something.

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by can of corn on Jan 12, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

/Hipster can of corn

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 12, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I sure hope so! Been a while since I’ve had good gunting.

/doesn’t even know what a gunt is

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by can of corn on Jan 12, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 12, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

“You do now”

Grant is awesome.

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by can of corn on Jan 12, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I had to go look at your warning...LOL

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by Goofus on Jan 12, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

It felt that way.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 12, 2012 1:08 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Sabes said the best thing about TGWTWS is that "SF is now a baseball town"

Being a baseball town means you get to be a fanbase of whiny little spoiled brats (much like we were back when we were a football town — oh how I’ve missed being whiny and spoiled!).

Unexpected consequences are a bitch, Mr. Baer. Deal with it.

by Roger on Jan 12, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we’re back to being a football town.

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by Natto on Jan 12, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

As long as we get to be whiny little spoiled brats about it, I’m good. Or we could just go all NY about it and be whiny spoiled brats for both seasons.

by Roger on Jan 12, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

lol Knicks

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Most Bay Area residents

are fans of whatever team is winning.

I remember it being a basketball area when the Warriors were winning, hockey area when the Sharks get into the playoffs…

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t this true everywhere?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

There is some bandwagoning everywhere

but there are a lot of cities who are loyal to their team regardless of record.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

The Bay Area is pretty loyal to the Warriors regardless of record.

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by Natto on Jan 12, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s true.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

#roaracle

Brandon Crawford: Better than overpaying for Jimmy Rollins.

by Azmanz on Jan 12, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants too, since the new ballpark era anyway

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by Goofus on Jan 12, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much this

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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

WOW!

ten pitchers who had more than 50 innings and an ERA+ over 110.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Jan 12, 2012 1:04 PM PST reply actions  

The key to Vogelsong's success last season was command

http://www.baseballanalytics.org/baseball-analytics-blog/2011/8/15/ryan-vogelsongs-command.html

This translated into lower BB/9, lower opposition SLG, and more IP/GS.

I remember Mike Krukow saying on the air during the series in St. Louis that opposing batters were telling him about how Vogelsong’s pitches had late movement. That would obviously make it harder for batters to square up on his pitches.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 12, 2012 1:06 PM PST reply actions  

But what the stats!!!!

That’s what is important!

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

what about the stats

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Those pictures are graphical forms of stats.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I was actually mocking Fangraph

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I am not sure what this means.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

From 2003 to 2006, his fastball averaged 92.0 MPH. Last year, it was 91.4. Previously, opposing batters made contact with 82.7% of the pitches he threw. Last year, they made contact 83.4% of the time. He didn’t add any new pitches, didn’t make batters miss bats with any more regularity, and didn’t find the ability to pound the zone with strikes like never before. He basically threw the same stuff he threw before he went to Japan, only this time, it got him outs.

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/giants-extend-vogelsong/

The author was pretty selective and narrow at the stats he chose.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I tend to ignore most stuff on FG not written by Wendy.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

You make xanthan cry.

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by can of corn on Jan 12, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I read BCB and follow him on twitter.

But the presence of “Chris Cwik” on FG makes me fear that a battle of dopplegangers is forthcoming.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Begun the hidden penis war has

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 12, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

OK, this made me bust out laughing at work.

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by rotorueter on Jan 12, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s kind of weird. I think I have to hate Chris Cwik on principal alone.

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by xanthan on Jan 12, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

loltypo

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by xanthan on Jan 12, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

/starts sharpening the long knives

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 12, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. I meant the articles, rather.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I liked them a lot more when they weren’t publishing 10 articles a day. I’ve basically stopped reading them entirely and only do so when someone links something that might be interesting.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much.

I learn more about baseball here than I do from articles on FG, honestly.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The book blog is usually good. Baseballanalysts used to have some really good stuff, but they’ve basically gone dark.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the book blog is generally interesting, but I really wish they would update to a layout that doesn’t suck. I feel like Tango has to know someone whou could touch up their website pro bono.

Until then, though, I find it supremely difficult to read and follow.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

If Lichtman isn’t throwing a fit that day at least…

by Hyoton on Jan 12, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be one of the reasons why it’s “usually” good rather than “always.”

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

If he were ever the corresponding author on a publication, hilarity would ensue.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

If he were ever the corresponding author on a publication, hilarity would ensue.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

This

It’s a lot more to read, which is nice, but most of the time I prefer the comments — the good and the bad.

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by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jan 12, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

I just read Cameron and any article that grabs my interest from the title.

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by marcello on Jan 12, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

Most of their writers are pretty arrogant and awful. Dave Cameron’s alright though.

by boonitez on Jan 12, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

DrB had a pretty good response

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by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jan 12, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I seem to recall that being a habit of his.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Da cuttah.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Found this from June 15th(He pitched against the Cardinals at the end of May)

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=14248

The cutter has been Vogelsong’s least-used pitch, and probably for good reason. He has not displayed the outstanding command of this pitch that is evident with his other fastballs

He has spotted his sinker in on the hands of right-handed batters to great effect. Though 34 percent of sinkers have been put in play by right-handers, 58 percent of those have been on the ground, and another 15 percent were popped up. Only 22 percent of sinkers to righties have been taken for balls. His command of this pitch has been outstanding.

Vogelsong says that he learned a lot from being able to study major-league games while he was pitching in Japan, since games were broadcast in the morning due to the time difference across the Pacific. One of the most important things he learned during that time was the importance of pitching inside. Vogelsong observed, "All the best pitchers seem to be able to get up underneath the hitters’ hands, and I knew that if I got the chance to get back to the majors that I had to pitch inside to be successful." We can see that philosophy successfully put into action this season with his sinker, which bores in on righties.

Against left-handed batters, Vogelsong has aimed the sinker away. He has gotten a lot of called strikes to lefties, and they have managed only six hits on 28 balls in play off the sinker.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 12, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Stay away from the middle of the plate against RHH, orange blob!

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 12, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

So

He was awful for a decade and then all of a sudden discovered this latent talent? After putting up a 4.81 AAA ERA in 2010?

I don’t dispute that’s how he did it. But I don’t think he can do it again.

by GiantPain on Jan 12, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t it kind of hard to fake command? I legitimately don’t know, but it doesn’t seem as insta-fluky as low HR rates, say.

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 12, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. Feel free to criticize his HR/FB or his LOB% or his BABIP, but it’s hard to luck your way into a model trend over 3000 pitches.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

increased GB rate, completely different mix/use of pitches,

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

If there’s one skill that can improve in old age for a pitcher, it’s command.

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Jan 12, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Latent talent or he just got older and wiser.

by Every6thDay on Jan 12, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, totally.

I think he will very likely be a walk machine next season, but I’m thinking that literally getting older and being less excitable might actually give him a bit more focus and take a little bit of wildness out of his arm. As in, he literally calmed down and it was like clearing brush. His path to success was easier for him to find. That’s, of course, completely without scientific merit, but that was my stray thought on the matter.

by Every6thDay on Jan 12, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I think this was discussed on the Franchise. He used to get pretty emotional on the mound but now he tries to stay calm.

I also fear that he’ll be a walk machine next season.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 12, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Matt Cain, Randy Johnson and, I’m sure, countless others disagree.

by BestHyperboleEver on Jan 12, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

And countless more agree with his assertion. You just never heard of them again for the most part because they continued to suck in obscurity.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

This is silly

There are a lot of pitchers who walked more guys as they got older. Oliver Perez! Jonathan Sanchez!

by GiantPain on Jan 12, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Equally silly is to suggest it doesn’t happen.

Of course there are many that didn’t improve as they got older. Shit, every successful MLB player bucked the odds.

Sure, the smart money says last year was a bit of a fluke. But the smart money doesn’t win all the time in single samples. It doesn’t allow for the exceptional. The smart money never bets on a Randy Johnson turning into Randy Johnson. Or Barry Bonds. Or Albert Pujols. Hell, the smart money doesn’t even bet on players turning into Joe Blanton. But they exist nonetheless. What would the smart money say about Jose Bautista circa 2008?

And at the end of the day, Vogelsong doesn’t have to be Randy Johnson to provide value. At $4MM/season he just has to be better than Jeff Karstens. Personally, I’m pretty comfortable he can achieve that.

by BestHyperboleEver on Jan 12, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

/img Karstens_face.jpb

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by xanthan on Jan 12, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

btw, jpb is a new file extension just for Jeff Karsten’s face.

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by xanthan on Jan 12, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I like to know what the smart money says only so I can appreciate when it fails miserably. Does this make me an optimist or a pessimist?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

an optometrist

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

that is incorrect

walks usually decrease as a pitcher gets older until the mid-thirties

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Jan 12, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree Vogey has risk

We were going to give him 2-2.5 next year anyways. So we gave him 3 mil. The 5 and 7 year option give us shot at getting 2 good years at great price, or 1 bad year at bad price.

It is not horrible, and has good possible upside.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 12, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Getting wiser might.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 12, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Or Rags said, “no, like this, so you throw it where you want it.”

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 12, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Cliff Lee

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by giant4life83 on Jan 12, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s a losing argument for me. Because there are way more people who didn’t sustain that excellence or flamed out.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

but Lee is a reminder that it can happen, proof if you will, that Vogelsong is real. I choose to believe

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by giant4life83 on Jan 12, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Lee is proof that it can happen and that Vogelsong’s performance could be sustainable. The relatively large number of pitchers that it didn’t work out for are suggestive that Vogelsong is not real. Only time will tell.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d say that they suggest that it is unlikely in a general sense, but I do see differences in Vogelsong’s case that are reason to believe that improvement is at least plausible.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

between hoping that Freddy doesn’t get injured, Buster turns out ok, Burriss doesn’t play everyday, Huff maybe bounces back, Belt gets playing time, Burriss doesn’t play too much, Melky doesn’t crater, I mean we have so many things that happened in 2011 which we hope don’t happen in 2012.

So Vogelsong continuing to be awesome is something I can hope does happen.

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by giant4life83 on Jan 12, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d hazard a guess that no one has bothered to look at those other guys to see if their command + control improved in their one “wonder year,” so it’d be hard to know if that distinguishes Vogelsong from them. Are you referring to something else?

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Mostly that pitchers are often viewed as static entities, and that we’ve seen in the past how outside factors can affect performance, just like changing swing mechanics can help a pitcher. I’m willing to put some measure of faith in the large number of unknowns having an influence rather than assuming that it’s all just noise.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve ever been in a thread when a new one was posted.

Boy it got quiet fast back there. you Lemmings!

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by giant4life83 on Jan 12, 2012 1:06 PM PST reply actions  

Did you see Chop back there?

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 12, 2012 1:10 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

haha no, but I can see why it was so funny when she’d spend hours left behind in an old thread

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by giant4life83 on Jan 12, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I love this post.

Trust me, when baseball’s the only sport you care about, being a lifelong Giants fan was and is interesting.

I love baseball, it’s basically hardwired in my DNA for familial reasons, and I will never part with it.

The frustrations one has with the game are… kinda fun? They’re part of it. I like the misery of watching a Aubrey Huff saunter up to the plate like 70s Elvis, and cringing.

It’s just part of being a baseball fan. I honestly don’t know how Yankees fans cope.

by Cap M on Jan 12, 2012 1:07 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Love the Huff/Elvis comp.

Hilarious.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought of it last year

I remember seeing one swing in one of the Padres series’ where he just looked like he was saying “I’m a hunk of burning love” but in the least sexy, most unconvincing way possible. Like, the sycophants still eat it up, but everyone who looked at Elvis objectively was like “Man, this guy looks bloated, luded out and like he’s going to drop at any moment… and yet he’s still there” Til one day he isn’t. Roll on 2013.

by Cap M on Jan 12, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

well, that’s certainly a description of Huff from last season…

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by giant4life83 on Jan 12, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

That said

I still thinks rumors of his demise are greatly exaggerated.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

/claps

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

“Now Batting, Sebastian Haff”

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 12, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I just went to Graceland

I am ready for some ’68 comeback special Elvis from Huff.

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-- Scott Burton to Red Sox fans, 6/12/02
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by achiappanza on Jan 12, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

and black leather!

that’s alright, mama

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by Goofus on Jan 12, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m starting to think I’m a bad fan, because I don’t get pissed off at everything.

@legaleagle88
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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Your comment angers me.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 12, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That makes you a good fan of me, then, I guess!

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

RABBLE!

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 12, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

No, it just means you’re a good person.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 12, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks! :)

@legaleagle88
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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It's not actual rage

Not by any stretch. I’m Jewish, and the eye roll “oy” is and will always be my go-to phrase for a baseball game.

by Cap M on Jan 12, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I didn’t mean to characterize it as rage. I was just explaining my ’tude. :)

@legaleagle88
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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Occasional mild irritation can also qualify you as a good fan.

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by can of corn on Jan 12, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

If irritation lasts longer than 10 years, consult your doctor.

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by EliminateMe on Jan 12, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get mad anymore because there’s no point. The Giants aren’t going to suddenly make smart moves or address real problems with the team.

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by giant4life83 on Jan 12, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

So you’re bitter instead?

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t say bitter. I’ve just accepted it. I’m not mad. But I also have to remember that baseball should be fun.

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by giant4life83 on Jan 12, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I enjoy the season even if they are crappy, so I can’t freak out too much if the off season is lame. (That sounds smug, but it’s not meant to be.)

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Smug Baseball Fan!! ;)

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by giant4life83 on Jan 12, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s so much to enjoy about actual games of baseball. I mean, yeah, it’s nice to win, but I watched every game in 2007 and I don’t regret it.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, I watch a lot of single A baseball, and sometimes it’s downright terrible. I love every second of it, anyway.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to go to a Baby Giants game this year. But I’m afraid of getting attached to those ephemeral prospects.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

We can all go together! It’s okay to get attached – they’re so adorable.

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by can of corn on Jan 12, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be so fun. McCoven Girls Club.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes!

I don’t know if it’s a Giants organization thing, or what, but almost every one of the guys I have interacted with in San Jose has been unbelievably nice, friendly, charming, funny and accommodating. Plus, most of them play their hearts out and so obviously love the game. So, yes, you do get attached (I MISS YOU ZACK!), but it’s so fun to get to know them.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

they’re just trying to be good soldiers.

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by giant4life83 on Jan 12, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s more a reflection of my good looks, charm and personality. They obviously want to be on my good side.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

We could do a test and see if they’re as nice to an old lady like me.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

You're not old!

But, they’d be nice. The real answer is that I’m pretty sure they’re nice to me because they’re nice to everyone.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Clearly, your safest bet is to get attached to the bad ones.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

I believe I have been pwnd.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Luckily for you, the Giants keep these types in stock.

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by giant4life83 on Jan 12, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

TWS- ah, forget it.

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by giant4life83 on Jan 12, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I fight this by discussing baseball with my husband, who wouldn’t go near the McCoven if you offered him Ziot’s contract.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

TGWTWS

My rage has died down to a simmer.

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by ResDog on Jan 12, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s because you are so mellow.

by Hyoton on Jan 12, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Baggs is more than welcome to smoke my pole

You know who hits better with RISP and 2 outs? Better hitters.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 12, 2012 1:07 PM PST reply actions  

I sincerely doubt that batting .173 w/ RISP was purely a function of insufficient talent.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Shitty hitters. But unbelievably shitty luck.

I’ll pass the pole-smoking along since I had a Firefox extension written for him that blocks you here too.

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 12, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Wut

Take your logic elsewhere please.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait

but are the ideas of clutch hitting, hitting with RISP/with two out, and RBIs largely debunked by sabermetrics as nonsense?

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Right

the argument is that it is largely a function of luck, like BABIP

The fact that the Giants failed to do it well last year shows that they were very unlucky and that they should have scored a lot more runs.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Agree completely.

Giants got very unlucky this year.

That roster was as likely to overperform in those situations as underperform.

This is why I don’t like looking at raw runs scored and Pythag as a barometer for next season, because the Giants should have by all rights scored more runs than they did, based on how good there triple-slash lines were.

by dregarx on Jan 12, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Statistical analysis shows us that teams tend to hit better with RISP, particularly with the bases loaded. This runs exactly counter to that trend.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

the jury is still out

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Jan 12, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice to say those things

But if you look at ZiPS last year, it should have been a decent offense. Also, that number was so historically low, it would be near impossible to repeat.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 12, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Joe Biden is like 1/4 mile from my office right now

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 12, 2012 1:15 PM PST reply actions  

jponry is freaking the fuck out.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jan 12, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

She should be!

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 12, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, that made me realize jponry is like our Joe Biden.

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by giant4life83 on Jan 12, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Joe Biden is plotting a revolution with llamas?

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s more like Hillary Clinton. Strong and somewhat unappreciated. Howie is more like Biden, with his goofy gaffes.

"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 12, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

And his beardplugs.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jan 12, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

!!!!

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Jan 12, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

MAYONNAISE WILL BE THE TOOL OF MANKIND'S EVENTUAL DESTRUCTION

It has no redeeming qualities.

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by can of corn on Jan 12, 2012 1:21 PM PST reply actions  

Does deliciousness count as a redeeming quality?

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by xanthan on Jan 12, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I would use the label

selectively useful.

Good in some sandwiches and a key ingredient for egg/chicken salad.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, in that case

GOOOOO MAYONNAISE!!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 12, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I give select aiolis a pass.

That’s it.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, as much as I’m incapable of putting mayo on a sandwich and then eating said sandwich, I still really like potato salad.

I can’t figure me out sometimes.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jan 12, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Groug, you are one zany son of a bitch.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Jan 12, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

You Are Blinded By Your Anti Mayonnaise Bias

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jan 12, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

This joke never gets old for me.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Me neither

But seriously, the mayophobes here are out of control.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jan 12, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

To be fair, I also shun most mustards. Gulden’s spicy brown mustard is good on hot dogs at the ball park and on brats, but otherwise the only condiment I keep on hand regularly is ketchup. And also, relish is of the devil.

I eat sandwiches either plain or with avocado and/or cream cheese.

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by can of corn on Jan 12, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I have some Jack Daniels mustard in my cupboard. That shit is amazing.

For me, it basically comes down to the fact that mustard can be good by itself, whereas mayo needs to be gussied up (aioli) or further processed in order to be palatable.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

It makes an excellent industrial lubricant.

by Hyoton on Jan 12, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

We talked about this yet?
Dennis (San Diego)

KLaw: asked this on Twitter last night: I know it’s not a super-consequential move, but thoughts on Vogelsong for 2/$8.3M?

Klaw (3:05 PM)

Not a big fan of guaranteeing two years to an older player who’s had half that many productive seasons. But the Giants’ logic probably includes Vogelsong’s imminent free agency, so the second year of the deal was much higher in value (on the market, at least) than the first. I’m just seeing far more chance this goes sour right away than that it succeeds for the Giants, even though the money isn’t all that huge, because Vogelsong’s pre-2011 track record is so dim.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 1:30 PM PST reply actions  

Whoa WTH is this
Jason (Illinois)

If you were the commissioner, what is the first thing that you would do?

Klaw (3:14 PM)

There’s a long list, but ending interleague play, adding two teams, imposing the DH on both leagues, increasing umpire accountability, expanding use of instant replay, enforcing the obstruction/interference rules on plays at the plate, and working to boost the sport’s audience overseas would all be high on it.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

If you are going to make both leagues use the DH what the hell does it matter about interleague play?

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 12, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, wtf?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Grrr

I could have been such a better take if he said “Killing the DH once and for all.”

"Your curses do not compare to those of Houston fans or Detroit fans, and especially not to those of fans from the northside of Chicago. You are not Hamlet. You are Valerie Bertinelli. Your victim act is schlocky, and totally unconvincing. You fancy yourself tormented. You are merely insecure."
-- Scott Burton to Red Sox fans, 6/12/02
http://espn.go.com/magazine/burton_20020612.html

by achiappanza on Jan 12, 2012 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn’t that just be one league?

by Hyoton on Jan 12, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

They could do that now

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by ResDog on Jan 12, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s nearly impossible to balance schedule with interleague play.

Brandon Crawford: Better than overpaying for Jimmy Rollins.

by Azmanz on Jan 12, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Found it! This should be changed a bit with the Astros moving to the AL West, but you get the gist

The ResDog Plan This is how I would re-align the current teams:

AL WEST
Arizona DBacks
LA Angels
Oakland A’s
Seattle Mariners
Texas Rangers

AL CENTRAL
Same

AL EAST
Same

NL WEST
Colorado Rockies
Houston Astros
LA Dodgers
San Diego Padres
San Francisco Giants

NL CENTRAL
Chicago Cubs
Cincinnati Reds
Milwaukee Brewers
Pittsburgh Pirates
St Louis Cardinals

NL EAST
Same

Note: This would mean there would be an interleague series going on all the time. It’ll make sense when you see the schedule.

Schedule
You play your 4 division opponents 4 times. One 4 game series at home & away, One 3 game series at home & away. Total: 16 series, 56 Games

You play your other 10 league opponents 2 times (1 home/1 away). Two 3-game series. Total: 20 series, 60 Games

You play your interleague cross-town rival (Oak-SF, NYY-NYM, Tex-Hou) once, but in a 4 game series with 2 games at each stadium. I would love for this to start on the Sunday before the normal home Opening Day. Opening Day should be on Sunday for all teams. It’s one of the best days of the season and half of us can’t watch it. Total: 1* series, 4 games.

You play the 14 other league’s teams once (alternating home games every other year). 3-Game Series. Meaning every city will see every team once every two years. Total: 14 Series, 42 games.

Total: 51 series (25 1/2 weeks + All star game), 162 games, 81 at home, 81 on the road.

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by ResDog on Jan 12, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting. So about 1/4 of the games are interleague.

Brandon Crawford: Better than overpaying for Jimmy Rollins.

by Azmanz on Jan 12, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I really like interleague play as an idea. Getting cities to see every team & player every two years is a good idea. What fanbase didn’t want to cheer/boo for Barry Bonds? Currently the way it’s set up, the Giants have only been to Arlington once in 7 seasons. And that was for the World Series.

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by ResDog on Jan 12, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d like to see the Red Sox at AT&T

by City Girl on Jan 12, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

The last time I saw the Red Sox in Oakland, three fights broke out, and that was just on our side of the stadium.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Year before.

The Giants lost the series, but the Red Sox lost 3 key players, if I recall correctly.

Also, the only game the Giants won was a wild Jonathan Sanchez game. #cantpredictbaseball

by Every6thDay on Jan 12, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I would ditch the “cross town rivalries”. Some of those are totally made up. And it creates inherent inequities in the schedule.

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by can of corn on Jan 12, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

WEST COAST EXTREME RIVALRY!

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 12, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The first game to be a 1-0 perfect game vs. no hitter

Chone Figgins bobbles a ball in the dirt in the 12th to score the runner at third who was walked, and advanced on a passed ball and another walk.

by Cap M on Jan 12, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

So why Houston to the NLWest instead of AL?

Is it because of a legacy of something that used to exist nearly 20 years ago? I realize Arizona’s the new kid on the block, but they’re not THAT new anymore. They’ve won division titles and a world series. The Rockies on the other hand cough

by Cap M on Jan 12, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked having the Texas teams in separate divisions.

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by ResDog on Jan 12, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, well I could see that

I like your plan either way, I was just curious.

by Cap M on Jan 12, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

This was always my feeling as well, even though California has 3 teams in the same division.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. I just mean that it’s an odd standard to have given the fact about the California teams. Texas is a big goddamn state.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Very cool. You have my nom to replace Selig!

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Jan 12, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

/lets McCourt keep the Dodgers

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by ResDog on Jan 12, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Clearly a shill for the MLBPA.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

My stomach turned when I read that.
Just the thought of it.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jan 12, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

And here I thought you were talking about mayo.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoops, reply fail.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Jan 12, 2012 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Why don’t second-basemen, as a historical player group, age well?

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by giant4life83 on Jan 12, 2012 1:31 PM PST reply actions  

Double-play takeouts?

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by rotorueter on Jan 12, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

They get frustrated only getting to 2nd base?

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

+1

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

By this logic Tim Tebow should be aging really fast.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Why do you think he can’t throw -—>hair on palms

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 12, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

They are generally the players who weren’t initially athletic enough to play SS.

Brandon Crawford: Better than overpaying for Jimmy Rollins.

by Azmanz on Jan 12, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think there’s a universally agreed upon answer, but, as Azman already mentioned, there’s a selection bias that makes them 2nd basemen, also, getting taken out to break up a double play has been talked about.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 12, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

The middle infield positions in general are high impact. Lots of wear and tear.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Lots of joint rotation?

by Hyoton on Jan 12, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

puff, puff, pass

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.

by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 12, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

all of the above, plus nowhere to go when the defense starts to deteriorate.

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Jan 12, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Kinda home we don't think of 2011 as "the Vogelsong year"

Would likely mean he reverted back to vintage-AAA-washout Vogelsong.

Here’s hoping we think of the 20-teens as “the Lincecum/Cain/Bumgarner/Vogelsong decade.”

by BobSacamano on Jan 12, 2012 1:31 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Uhh, kinda HOPE, that is

by BobSacamano on Jan 12, 2012 1:33 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I want another WS Championship

/holds breath

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by ResDog on Jan 12, 2012 1:38 PM PST reply actions  

I hope you look good in blue.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like the Orioles are going to use Mark Reynolds at 3B and Chris Davis at 1B. They could combine for 400+ strikeouts between them. I was weirdly infatuated with Chris Davis at one point.

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by xanthan on Jan 12, 2012 1:38 PM PST reply actions  

Did he like you back?

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Jan 12, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Aw Shucks. You two would have been so good together

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Jan 12, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

+2

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 12, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

For some reason

I read Chris Davis as Chili Davis.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

When the Rangers were in town for the interleague series in 2009, Chris Davis put on one of the most impressive BP performances I had ever seen. Then the games started.

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 12, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

in 2009 I advocated trading Matt Cain for Chris Davis

I was wrong.

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by jctGamer on Jan 12, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

That may have been wrong in 2009

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 12, 2012 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Championship!

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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

he did have that very nice half season

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
Flags Fly Forever

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.

by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 12, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION

I have just put reading glasses on. For the first time. Ever. Welcome to my elder years!

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by can of corn on Jan 12, 2012 1:39 PM PST reply actions  

It’s just a stepping stone to “computer glasses.”

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL GRANNY!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 12, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I KNOW!

I just gotta find my support hose and Depends now and I’ll be all set. Oh, and I need to start going to Marie Callendar’s at 4:30 for dinner with all the other old white people.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 12, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s weird, I get unsolicited mail from AARP and American Baby Magazine. I don’t know why. I’ll probably have to start wearing reading glasses soon. I’m blind as a bat without my contacts.

by City Girl on Jan 12, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

/37 year-old removes self from your lawn

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Jan 12, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Greetings. Hurry — I hear they are giving away free tote bags with new AARP memberships.

by non sequitur on Jan 12, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I need someone to macrame a rope to hang them around my neck on

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Jan 12, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Sexy!

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Al Davis probably isn't using that chain anymore

Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP

by Goofus on Jan 12, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

TOO SOON!

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by ResDog on Jan 12, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

/removes self from lawn

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 12, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome to old people land

Restaurant credit card receipts are the worst. I think it’s the combination of tiny print and dim lighting. Maybe that’s why all the other old folks are at Marie Callendar’s so early, they want daylight to sign by…

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jan 12, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Your walk up music is now the theme from the Golden Girls

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 12, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Your heart is true, your a pal and a confidant

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by ResDog on Jan 12, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

That will be stuck in my head the rest of the day.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Back in St. Olaf’s…

by Every6thDay on Jan 12, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

mistell

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 12, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

rofl

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

this is what happens when I triple task on a conference call

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 12, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 12, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s true, he is.

by Hyoton on Jan 12, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

He is?

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 12, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know whether to inform your mrs or your waitress.

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by ResDog on Jan 12, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t seen the waitress in at least a month haha.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 12, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

And your gyno is not too shabby either.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 12, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like a soft-core set up.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope he takes advantage of you while your on the gas.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 12, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

recd

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by rotorueter on Jan 12, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Your love is complete.

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by EliminateMe on Jan 12, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Waitress by day, dentist at night.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait

I thought he meant that the waitress’ dentist is hot.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I flagged and rec’d it.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

/rec

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 12, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, couldn't resist.

One of my favorite memories of my first days here was when someone ( I forget who) was having some strange, drunken/nonsensical conversation that we couldn’t decipher from bad pick up lines and communication meant for us. It was awesome.

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by breadfan7 on Jan 12, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be cray-z

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I think so, yeah.

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by breadfan7 on Jan 12, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember that.

Staged, but funny.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 12, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Screw you. I don’t need to answer to you. In fact, you’re the worst poster here. You add nothing. I’ll do what I want, and you can go fuck yourself. It’s the little pukes like you who make me sick of this site. Go away, and don’t come back.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 12, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

____

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s cool – that meme’’s been around awhile.

by Bar None on Jan 12, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Definitely serious.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 12, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

wow thats alot of hate

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by Romosexual42 on Jan 12, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Melvin Mora news

From SI:

"I’m only retired in Venezuela," Mora explained today to the Baltimore Sun. "It’s too far from my family. That’s what I was saying there. When I got back here, my wife is like, ‘Are you retired? They say in the paper you are retired. I’m like, ‘Noooo.’ I didn’t talk to anyone in the U.S. I am not retired here."

No word yet as to whether or not he is retired in Mexico, France, or Antigua and Barbuda.

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by EliminateMe on Jan 12, 2012 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

Are we soon going to see a Best Shape of His Life article on Mora as well?

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 12, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s one of those guys who has long seemed fated to be a Giant one day. Might be running out of time, though.

by Evan on Jan 12, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently ESPN dedicated an entire episode of SC to Tebow today

I don’t hate the guy like some do, but WTF the guy has literally done nothing in his career.

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 12, 2012 2:11 PM PST reply actions  

i noticed that today...

i just turned off the TV and listened to the radio instead, WHYYYYYYYYY

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

What if they somehow win the Super Bowl?

Will ESPN turn into a 24/7 shrine of the guy?

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 12, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea what Skip would do if that were to happen. YES ESPN will do turn into Tebow all day everyday

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I love it when they beat a story to death & then the next story is “Why are people still talking about this story?”

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by ResDog on Jan 12, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Literally done nothing.

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by ResDog on Jan 12, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Skip Bayless would like a word with you

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

HE JUST WINS FOOTBALL GAMES

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

He is Bartleby the Scrivener

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 12, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d prefer not

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 12, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Chance the Gardener?

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 12, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I still like him.

But that’s probably ‘cause I don’t have cable so I watch essentially no TV,

by dregarx on Jan 12, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Untrue. He’s made lots of Steelers fans cry.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

oh my god, i saw this in person

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

In my imagination, he made Rapistburger cry, too.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

If by literaly you mean win a college national championship

And a playoff game his first year starting, then I agree with you

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 12, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok I'll give you all that

But you can’t seriously tell me that’s worth devoting an entire hour of TV to the guy.

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 12, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve got to wonder how people would feel if he were Muslim, but that’s probably straying into the champagne room.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

There was a think piece in Salon today on that subject, but I didn’t read it.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

HE SHOULDN’T EVEN BE ALLOWED TO STRAP ON HIS CLEATS

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 12, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT IF TIM TEBOW WERE WHITE?

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by EliminateMe on Jan 12, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice “A Time to Kill” reference.

Boston’s WEEI this morning had a nice rhetorical poll running:
“Whose life would you rather have: Brady or Tebow?”

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
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by drdata24 on Jan 12, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not what it was a reference to.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Jan 12, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

If you substitued the word Tebow for religion

All sentences would still make sense, in regards to whoever said them. Or Christianity, Jesus, whatever.

His outspokenness to God and born again stuff polarizes him.

But that aside, he is fun to watch when he doesn’t play my team.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 12, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like him because he’s not very good at being a QB. I find it annoying that some people with nationwide platforms keep trying to tell me that he is good at being a QB.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 12, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

This is where I am. Numbers, people!

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

17! 109! 4,328!

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by EliminateMe on Jan 12, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha!

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I like him because he’s winning & will likely stay the starting QB for the Broncos next year because of it.

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by ResDog on Jan 12, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

So you like him because you don’t like the Broncos, eh?

by chilibean_3 on Jan 12, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep. Torn between rooting against the Broncos or the Steelers I chose the Broncos.

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by ResDog on Jan 12, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe on a evangelical TV program at 2 in the morning, but not at a sports show that is supposed to be “comprehensive”.

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 12, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

He is one of the most popular sports figures alive

Because of it. You can’t just ignore religious influence on his fans.

And besides that, I like watching him play. Tom Brady I know he is going to throw to Welker short, and TDs to Grabowski… yada yada, pick the defense apart. When Tebow snaps it, I have no idea WTF will happen. It is exciting.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 12, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

You can’t just ignore religious influence on his fans.

I sure as hell can think it has nothing do with whether he is a good quarterback or not.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

This is exactly what I was attempting to say. You said it so much more eloquently.

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 12, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

My best friend likes him because her pastor talked about him in a sermon. She’s never even watched him play. She better not try to tell me he’s good at football.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

That is fairly ridiculous.

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 12, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s all wanting to buy Broncos gear and stuff. I just shook my head. The Broncos are laughing all the way to the bank, meanwhile.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

At this point, Christianity is just branding.

by Every6thDay on Jan 12, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Can I quote you?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That is definitely quotable.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Go for it. Pisses my gf off something fierce, but I was taught — by nuns! — to be suspicious of the person in the front of the church who shouts her/his prayers for all to hear. Now, with Teebs, he’s the child of missionaries, so, it makes a bit more sense, but it seems like a lot of people are just caught up in “OH MY GRACE HE’S CHRISTIAN LIKE ME WHEN I THOUGHT IT WAS UNCOOL TO SAY SO” and that’s… distressing.

by Every6thDay on Jan 12, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome point.

I’m a fairly religious person and I wear a cross to show that. I don’t flaunt it though, it is always tucked inside my shirt.

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 12, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, i mean, i don’t consider myself extremely Christian, i wear a cross, mom got it for me specially made from the old country in Armenia, but that’s about it, i don’t go to church or anything

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

A Christian who flouts his faith is truly a contradiction in terms.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It's also strange the way even the sports media who know better are treating him like he's the only Christian athlete EVER.

There are tons of other football players, not to mention other pro athletes who are at the top of their game and happen to be Xians. Why is that not a big deal, in the media OR the pulpit? ( I know the answer to the latter, but still…)

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by breadfan7 on Jan 12, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

deus ex machina

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I sure as hell can think it has nothing do with whether he is a good quarterback or not.

Sure, but tv pays their bills selling advertising. They get money by viewers. Having a popular sports figure gets viewers. You can yell at the wind if you want to, but Tebow is going to be around as long as he is barely good enough to be on the field.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 12, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to go ahead and keep my opinion about Tebow. I’m not sure how I’m “yelling at the wind” (boy, did that sound condescending), but I’m going to go ahead and keep ignoring the 24/7 coverage of him if that’s all right with you.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

My appologies, it not how I meant it

Tebow just rises above just a normal sport figure, and there is little any of us can do about it.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 12, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Why, here of all places,

are we okay with attributing wins and losses to the QB? It is as absurd, if not moreso, than attributing wins and losses to a pitcher. It’s a team sport.

Florida won the “National Championship.”
The Broncos won the playoff game.

by BestHyperboleEver on Jan 12, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t really mind Tebow, but like everyone, sick of ESPN all over him

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I found a way to fix that

Stop watching ESPN.

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by EliminateMe on Jan 12, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Starting to watch NBC network? that new sports show? i think that’s what it is

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formerly VS

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

How is that channel so far? I’ve thought about making the switch from ESPN

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 12, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

They employ Bob Costas, so I’m dubious. I watched the Sharks game on there the other night and it wasn’t horrible, although it also wasn’t Randy & Drew.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Watched it last night for the first time, wasn’t bad. Kinda felt like watching Sunda Night Football, but covered every sport, better analysts in my opinion

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

The only time I watch ESPN is when I’m in a bar that is showing ESPN.

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by Natto on Jan 12, 2012 2:30 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

ESPN Zone at Downtown Disney. Food kinda sucks, though.

by City Girl on Jan 12, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Never been.

I’ve heard it is overpriced as well, though

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 12, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I was there the last time the Angels played the Yankees in the ALCS. Wearing Yankee gear. Lots of the Angel swag looked awfully new.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

They used to be Dodger fans.

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by ResDog on Jan 12, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

No wonder they were douchebags!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems about equal with everywhere else in Downtown Disney and everywhere else in LA area that’s a brand.

by Every6thDay on Jan 12, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It's okay

it serves TGIF like food. The set up is pretty good but it’s packed on weekends/sporting event.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Basically an overpriced Applebees.

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by scout6 on Jan 12, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

TGI Fridays?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Pay for the atmosphere.

And beer.

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by Azmanz on Jan 12, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

would never pay for beer!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t trust the beer supply, only drinking whiskey.

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by ResDog on Jan 12, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

so,

Cheesecake Factory?

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Jan 12, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Good breakfast burritos.

And mini burgers.

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by Azmanz on Jan 12, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

The one by Staples is where I had my most embarrassing athlete/fan interaction ever.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh?

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I hugged Evan Lysacek. It was awkward and uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

That makes it definitive; he doesn’t like girls.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You must be thinking of Johnny Weir.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Evan’s suspect, too, though he dated Tanith Belbin for a long time and she is gorgeous. He has always been relatively standoffish, but he had just won the World Championships and I was excited and the excitement turned into a hug. He was not expecting it, and was like, “Oh!” He was pretty sweet about it, but I was so embarrassed.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I find it very hard to believe he’s straight.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I always laughed at Johnny because he was always like, “US Figure Skating hates me because I’m not super masculine, but they give Evan all the props and attention because he’s their masculine manly man.” I was like, “have you MET Evan?”

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I think Johnny was being ironic there. The skating federation wants the gay ones to pretend, and he’s just a sparkly boy. Why in the world Figure Skating officials want to be homophobes is completely bizarre to me.

At the same time, Johnny did lose his mojo and that’s why he started losing.

I think the “tie” was bullshit, tho. Johnny should have won that year.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t get the sense that he was being ironic. His legion of fans certainly wasn’t. Also, having been around skaters a lot, the idea that USFSA has it in for gay people is ABSURD. They wouldn’t have any men’s competitors left, and they’d lose half their ice dance and pair teams.

Johnny did a lot of things that did not endear him to USFSA, and the judges probably were harsher on him for that, which is not fair. I agree. But, it’s one of those things where you need to learn to play the game, and Evan did. (Aside from being kind of crazy, Johnny refused to include enough difficult content in his programs.) I happen to like Evan’s style better than Johnny’s anyway, so I don’t think it’s totally unfair, either way.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I don’t think we disagree that much, except that I love Johnny’s lyrical style more than Evan’s more athletic one. Well, and I do think the USFSA does not want their male skaters using so much sparkle and fur.

I do understand Johnny being pissed at Evan’s lame attempts at bearding, tho. Then again, Johnny didn’t officially come out until he stopped competing so pot/black.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Johnny didn’t officially come out until he stopped competing so pot/black.

This is so true!

I saw Evan and Johnny interviewed together at Nationals in Spokane, and I think they actually like each other. They were both being snarky bitches, but in a fun, good natured way, and it was hilarious.

For whatever it’s worth, I don’t think Johnny’s fur and sequins were the problem. Things like wearing a Russian athlete jacket and similar things were what pissed USFSA off. Also, he won Nationals more times than Evan, and beat Evan in a bunch of other competitions, so I’m not sure he got the short end of the stick.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

All true. Except I really think it was more the stupid off-the-cuff criticisms of the USFSA that Johnny felt compelled to spew that did him in. Ultimately, he did learn – he comported himself well in 2010.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

He skated beautifully at the 2010 Olympics, but he just did not have the difficulty in his program to get him the high scores. It was too bad, really, because I much prefer him to Plushenko.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

He not only skated beautifully, he did a great press conference when those (French?) announcers were saying homophobic stuff about him.

Yeah, Plushenko is only a jumper. How Johnny ended up out of the medals I’ll never know.

I loved that Japanese guy, too. But he fell. They all did, really.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Daisuke is an amazing skater. Seeing him live is unbelievable! But, yeah, the Olympics is occasionally a splatfest. Like when Sasha Cohen won the silver in 2006 only because everyone else fell more than she did.

I’ve said this before, but I will reiterate: In person, Johnny is delightful!

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

And I love his skating. I don’t give a rats ass if he can land a triple axel.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

My mom loves his skating, too. Evan gets me out of my seat, though. That’s why I love the sport — something for everyone! :)

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Everything is relative.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 12, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but USFSA does not have a problem with gay people. I promise. Johnny used that as an excuse instead of taking responsibility for his role in it.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

USFSA might not have a problem with gay people, but the audience they are marketing to does.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

In other words, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if they were actively promoting Lysacek over Weir because he’s more marketable.

Not that it’s fair or justified, but that’s how things often tend to go.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t understand why people are always so interested if somebody famous is LGBT. Who cares. Sexual preference doesn’t change what a person has accomplished.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s hard not to deal with the issue when it’s the famous person himself who is bringing it up.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I personally admire the shit out of Freddie Mercury and Rob Halford

Even if the latter didn’t come out til the 90s, to just be that powerful on stage, and just open about who you are, is one of the coolest things to me, and I’m straight.

It takes some doing since there are places in the world where they’d be killed just for being who they are.

But that’s just me.

by Cap M on Jan 12, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Like I said above, Johnny won Nationals more times than Evan, so it’s not like USFSA was unfairly judging Johnny.

If they were promoting Evan, my theory was that it was because they knew he was more likely to win shit. Everyone around skating knew that Evan trained harder, and had more difficult programs which were set up to get the most points possible.

Mostly, they were promoting the rivalry between them. Once Evan won the World Championships in 2009, Johnny kind of fell by the wayside, but that had less to do with Johnny’s sexual orientation than with Evan’s success.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

This is it. They were promoting the controversy, and Johnny played his part to perfection, as did Evan.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the better debate is over the judging system, which one could argue rewards gathering up points over beautiful skating.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That too. I’ve lost interest since they just made it about tricks. Then again, I’m old school enough to remember when they actually had to do figures.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The one thing I do like is that spins, spirals and other more artistic things are valued pretty highly.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

But no one is really that good at spins anymore. its’ not enough to get you points. You have to hit those quads.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Alissa Czisny would beg to differ! ;-)

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Girl!

Totally different.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Gotcha.

I was addressing all of them. Patrick Chan, Daisuke, Takahiko Kozuka and some others still do great spins. One of the problems is that, to get the higher levels, you have to do a ton of rotations and some guys end up looking like they’re spinning in molasses by that last rotation. Ugly.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

But the position should also count just as much. You can’t do as many revolutions if you’re doing some kickass layback or changing 3 or 4 times.

Daisuke, that’s his name. He’s amazing.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Alissa can! But, yeah, it does make it a lot harder.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Skating should be judged by how many goosebumps I get.

If I cry, you get the gold.

If I cheer, you get the silver.

If I clap, you get the bronze.

If I laugh, you are DQ’d regardless of the stage in the competition.

If you fall, I laugh.

If you have a good butt, I cheer, sooo…that tells you what you need to know.

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by bigboneded on Jan 12, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha!

I love it.

Skating does make me cry sometimes. That’s the good stuff.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Happened more between 92 and 2004 than since.

I miss Michelle Kwan.

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by bigboneded on Jan 12, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

She was the best.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

As is usually the case with judging of this sort.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s true. Skating is so political, and no judging system could save it from that.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I just mean with the points vs. quality of routine thing. A lot of performance competition has gotten boiled down in this respect, though yes, politics is a huge problem in skating.

/eyes the French and Russian judges

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish there were a perfect system that could show the judges work, so to speak, but also not make something end up being just a big calculation. Watching programs from the 6.0 era shows how much more artistic skating used to be, but it was impossible to really know what the criteria was for judging.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

left an apostrophe off the first “judges.”

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

“And this, judges, is what work looks like!”
“Ooooooooh….”

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

You can’t graph artistry.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet xanthan could!

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

/lights the xanathan signal

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 12, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, just saying that Evan is the relatively butch one. Apparently Johnny is the whinier of the two.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 12, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d say he’s just louder.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Tanith Belbin? Of The Shire, right?

by Every6thDay on Jan 12, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know what that means. Do a GIS of her. You won’t be sorry.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Just sounded like a hobbit’s name.

by Every6thDay on Jan 12, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, she’s originally from Canada.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

You are right in that she’s extremely gorgeous.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I have an old picture of myself with her, and I will not post it here, because next to her I look like… well, a hobbit.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Post it!

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the Rickey Henderson picture constitutes the lowest point for me around here. I don’t want to go lower.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

She's pretty.

However, my favorite Canadian lass will forever be Robin Scherbatsky.

by Every6thDay on Jan 12, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

She is definitely gorgeous.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Totally my girl crush, even if they did ruin her hair this season.

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by can of corn on Jan 12, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

They ruined the whole show this season. Gah.

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by ResDog on Jan 12, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

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by Lunkus on Jan 12, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t ever cry in front of her. Four times.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 12, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jan 12, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I was Z’ing quickly through this and thought this referred to our Evan.

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by Natto on Jan 12, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha! Whoops!

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Me, too!

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by rotorueter on Jan 12, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Tell

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by ResDog on Jan 12, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't deal with ESPN

Even in the 2010 playoffs, I would flip to MLB Network post game. Now I just read the content I want. I don’t need to watch Tennis and Golf highlights, or listen to a days worth of hyping things above what they probably need to be.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 12, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Their fans better hope so
The Rangers are increasingly optimistic about their chances of reaching a deal with Yu Darvish by next week’s deadline, Jon Paul Morosi of FOX Sports reports.

Their rotation would be awful without Darvish…it’s barely serviceable with him penciled in.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 2:33 PM PST reply actions  

Depends on Ogando and Feliz, really.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, absolutely.

I thought their rotation was going to be atrocious without Cliff Lee last year and they did a pretty darned good job of being better than decent.

by Every6thDay on Jan 12, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t think their rotation would be atrocious without Lee since they still had Wilson and Lewis.

Harrison and Ogando were very good last year but without Wilson or Darvish, that rotation will be severely thin

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Chasm?

It’s not spectacular, but they’re like 8 deep in serviceable #2-#4 guys.

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Jan 12, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d say 3-4 guys. When you’re a team expecting to contend for a world championship, the bar is a bit higher when it comes to guys like Derek Holland.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s #3-#4, not 3-4 deep.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

If you want to run a championship level 3-4 team

you need a monster nose tackle that can stuff the run by himself. I am not sure the Rangers have that.

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by jctGamer on Jan 12, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Should've resigned Molina

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah this

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe you think they're for some regression

but both Harrison and Holland were in the top 50 starting pitchers last year, even before you adjust for park.

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Jan 12, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Ogando too

though I think he’s the most likely to end up back in the bullpen.

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by oldjacket on Jan 12, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

They really do need to sign Darvish...

and probably find another starter-type/swingliever on the cheap, but, yeah, with the talent they currently have, they’re in much better shape than I assumed.

by Every6thDay on Jan 12, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Holland put up an ERA of 3.95 on 2011, and 4.08 the year before. In the current league, a 4 ERA doesn’t really cut it for a #2 on a playoff contender. Harrison pitched well and more to the tune of a true #2. I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see him regress this year because of HR/FB numbers, but his shift in K/BB is promising. Ogando is good, but he was clearly toast at the end of the season last year. He’ll need to show some longevity this year.

Harrison is the only one I would consider a real #2 at this point.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

That said, I think installing Darvish as the #1 right out of the gate is a bad idea for the Rangers. Their pitching is seriously untested, and it could turn out to be an ugly, ugly year for them if things don’t click.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s true. they’ve got a diverse portfolio of volatile assets.

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Jan 12, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Derek Holland is likely better than I think he is

But all I can think of is WALK. WALK. WALK. WALK… etc

by Cap M on Jan 12, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

heh

my favorite inning ever.

I had picked my wife up in downtown Berkeley, and made it to all the way to Albany without the Rangers recording an out.

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Jan 12, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad it didn’t ruin the kid’s career.

Mark DeRosa , he had his moments.

by oldjacket on Jan 12, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

He will always be cool for having a Twitter handle that includes the term “dutch oven.”

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I had flashbacks during Game 2 of this year's ALCS.

2.2 IP, 4 H, 3R, 3 ER, 4 BB , 0 SO, 1 HR, 1 HBP

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I really hope they don’t sign him.

Just so, in the off chance the Giants decide to trade Lincecum for one reason or another, they (and their deep farm system) remain is good potential trade partner.

by BestHyperboleEver on Jan 12, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

BBQ?

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 12, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Original to get me back in the groove.

I started to really like Spitz cracked pepper flavor last year.

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by Azmanz on Jan 12, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I have had those before. Acquired taste, but a nice change of pace for a seed.

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 12, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

what about Garlic?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I got a sample of some bacon flavored ones, but I don’t know what I did with it.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

oh wow, that sounds amazing. Didn’t even know they made such a flavor for sunflower seeds

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s relatively new.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Well i will have to be on the lookout for some

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I have friends who swear by dill pickle flavored sunflower seeds.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t even know if that’s a flavor of sunflower seeds or what.

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Factory applied flavor powder is the Devil.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 12, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

37 days

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

God I love sunflower seeds.

those who don’t just don’t get life’s simple pleasures.

by Cap M on Jan 12, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Unsalted, shelled only for me.

by Every6thDay on Jan 12, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate how they SOAK them in brine. Unsalted is the only way.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Pfttt

Salt’s my vice. Don’t care for sweet. Bring on the brine.

by Cap M on Jan 12, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

FOR PARAKEETS

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 12, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

pistachios trump sunflower seeds

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by UnleashTheGore on Jan 12, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

This man gets it.

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by ResDog on Jan 12, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

TBH

I saw that picture, and that’s what made me go to the market and pick up seeds.

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by Azmanz on Jan 12, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: As a huge heavy metal nerd

I just picked up the most recent (2005) Bruce Dickinson solo album, Tyranny of Souls. I wish more of this kind existed. Old school heavy metal with a harder edge without nearly as much cheese as the power metal bands that attempt to emulate (and ultimately fail trying).

Good stuff.

by Cap M on Jan 12, 2012 2:58 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

This is why I like Wolfmother and the Sword…

Nice, dirge-y chops, with pompous vocals.

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by bigboneded on Jan 12, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Bruce's last 3 solo albums are some of the most amazing straight-up heavy metal of the past couple decades

He needs to get back to that shit. Maiden’s had some good stuff with him back in the band, but Accident of Birth, Chemical Wedding, and the aforementioned Tyranny blow most of Maiden’s 21st century catalog away.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Jan 12, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Brave New World is amazing

I actually prefer 21st century maiden to a lot of it. But yes, I love all of those albums. I also really like Skunkworks, but that’s something completely different.

by Cap M on Jan 12, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Kwame Brown out for 3 months with a torn pectoral.

The Warriors’ tradition of broken centers lives on.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 2:59 PM PST reply actions  

Seriously? He was helping the defense a lot.

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by LincecumFTK on Jan 12, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

If it’s anything over #7 it’s off to Utah

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s the stipulated terms on this? I can’t say I’m up to speed on this deal.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m almost positive they shipped that pick to New Jersey, and it is a protected pick. It was for Marcus Williams, then New Jersey sent that pick to Utah i think for the Deron Williams trade… a great trade by the warriors, MORONS

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m still a bit in the dark here, if it is picks 1-7 they get to keep it, but if it is 8 or beyond it goes to the Jazz? What a weird fucking stipulation.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Basically, if it’s 1-6 we keep it, 7 and above goes to Utah.

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

and it was a dumb trade

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Here:
Traded Deron Williams to Nets for Devin Harris, Derrick Favors, 2011 first round pick (#3-Enes Kanter), 2012 first round pick (protected top 7 in 2012-13, top 6 in 2014, else 2014 second round pick, 2016 second round pick) (?-?), cash considerations on 2011-02-23

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

oops
Nets traded Marcus Williams to Warriors for 2011 first round pick (protected top 14 in 2011, top 11 in 2012, top 10 in 2013, else 2013 second round pick and 2015 second round pick) (?-?) on 2008-07-22

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

yea... either way, you're right, we get the 7th

but our luck we’ll get 8-16

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Clearly we need to send a blind Iraq veteran with lockjaw to the draft.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

it was pretty bad

the guy did NOTHING at all. That was Larry Riley, right? Either way, they need to blow the team up, can’t win with Steph AND Monta with no presence down low and no defense

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the reason why I would have been cool with Curry+else for 1 year of Paul (or I guess Dwight).

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by Azmanz on Jan 12, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably would’ve been Curry+Thompson+Udoh+2nd rounder+a few others for Paul… Dwight is out of the question really

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I woulda been cool with that.

At least this year woulda been exciting.

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by Azmanz on Jan 12, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha, well either way, i just want them to tank the season. Get a high pick in the draft, and use it on one of the better drafts in recent years

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It's kind of sad how bad we've been,

and all we have to show for it are Udoh and Klay Thompson. Color me uninspired.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s what happens when you’re bad but not terrible.

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by Azmanz on Jan 12, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

exactly

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s because they’re always just good enough not to be a top 5 pick, and just bad enough not to make the playoffs… there’s always nobody there towards the end of the lottery

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re talking about the Kings, right?

Oh! the Warriors, too…interesting.

THIS is why I hate the NBA.

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by bigboneded on Jan 12, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

The NBA is EASILY the worst sport out of the major 3,

when it comes to parity. With the win by the Mavs last year, it ups the total to 8 teams/franchises to win a championship in the last 31 years.

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by Azmanz on Jan 12, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

A lot of basketball trades for picks are like that.

Most are either top 3 protected or top 14 tho. 7 is kind of odd.

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by Azmanz on Jan 12, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

What sucks is the terms don't match what was originally reported.

If you look at articles from 2007, this years pick was supposed to be top 11 protected. But somehow it’s only top 7.

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by Azmanz on Jan 12, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea… it’s so damn confusing, and what’s great is that the warriors do the most head scratching trades imaginable

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

What I predict: they finish 6th or 7th worst, but some how get the 8th pick due to teams under them winning the lottery, and they lose the pick.

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by Azmanz on Jan 12, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

We will forever be in that state… it’s pathetic

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea

this really sucks… May have been a laughable signing at first, guy was putting up 6 points and 6 rebounds per game. Plus he hurt himself doing something that nobody else on the team really does, giving a hard foul

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Siri failed me today

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by jctGamer on Jan 12, 2012 3:00 PM PST reply actions  

You failed. Siri did what you asked.

That’s why I have an Android phone.

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by bigboneded on Jan 12, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

(left out)

It NEVER does what I ask.

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by bigboneded on Jan 12, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Just imagine if your friends were named Whitt and Tex

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by Lunkus on Jan 12, 2012 3:02 PM PST reply actions  

/shift-A

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jan 12, 2012 3:58 PM PST reply actions  

Just get here from the last thread?

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

The thread from about a month ago, it seems.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jan 12, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

we missed you

Or so I hear. I’ve been tending a vomiting four-year-old.

by wcw on Jan 12, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, then.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jan 12, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Quite the chop there.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 12, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

They didn’t name the meme after me for nothing.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jan 12, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

same

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by jponry on Jan 12, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

All I got out of this was a mustard/mayo debate.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jan 12, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

mustard mayo
tebow
ice skating

baseball needs to start soon.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Sharks need to play more plz

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

tonight at 530
though I told the Mr. I’d wait til he got home to watch… so more like 630 for me

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

oh sweet! though i dont know how much i’ll be able to watch… since SMC is on vs. Gonzaga, warriors vs. Magic… that’ll be a 20 point game for sure

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

dude it’s going to be like -10˚ in Winnipeg tonight, it’ll be worth it just to hear the broadcasters gripe about the weather.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I love all the player tweets about the cold. They have become spoiled by our weather

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 12, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah it was “only 17” or something last night…but with 20mph winds.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Winnipeg is the coldest city in the world with a population of over 600,000 […] A normal year will see temperatures below −20 °C (−4 °F) 58 times a year and temperatures below −30 °C (−22 °F) 14 times each year. Average highs of 0 °C (32 °F) or less occur from November 13 to March 20.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 12, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

We were talking about the cold last night after Burns’ tweet.

Burnzie88 Brent Burns
hanging out the peg! city loves their jets, great to see their support, old fashioned canadian hockey weather #nostrilsstucktogether

Mr. was saying that nostrils stuck together is annoying, but when it gets so cold you can feel your eyes starting to freeze up? That’s terrifying.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

the players were tweeting about the weather last night, when it wasn’t quite as cold.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

haha, oh man, i can’t wait, good thing it’s on at 5:30 then, fits perfectly with the other events that are on

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You heard about the crazy nice treatment two Sharks fans got in Winnipeg?

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 12, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure. I saw a headline about something somewhere but didn’t stop to actually read the story.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently two cousins make it a point to travel to a different city every year to see the Sharks play. They asked for advice where to get tickets on a Jets blog. They were given free center ice seats by a Jets fan, picked up from the airport by a Jets fan for free, and were told where to meet Sharks players.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 12, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

wow, that’s super cool. Or… I guess in Winnipeg, mighty frosty.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Tonight, tonight won’t be just any night….

//Sharks v. Jets

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 12, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I've got the West Side Story soundtrack ready for this.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jan 12, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had that stupid Jets song stuck in my head for days. Well, that and that damn Muppet song.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way….

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 12, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is there no Shark song? WHY?

We’re supposed to be happy with “Puerrrrrto Rico… you lovely island..” ?

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I like to be in America, okay by me in America, everything free in America….

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 12, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially those Jets tickets, apparently.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Sharks are on in half an hour.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

oooh the NHL allstar game is coming up. One of the best parts is when they choose up teams.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

YAY LOGAN!!!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

i've come to appreciate mustard more of late

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by jponry on Jan 12, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I love mustard on sandwiches.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jan 12, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you tried moutarde à l’ancienne?

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

It sounds like a good ol’ fashioned stone ground mustard.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to HATE both.

I have come around to liking mayo. I blame aioli and BLTs

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 12, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t mind mayo, until I had to start reading ingredient labels… modern mayo is not good for me.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Best Foods is not that scary a label.

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by EliminateMe on Jan 12, 2012 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not supposed to eat soy, so it’s scary enough.
Mayo with soybean oil, just like gramma used to make!

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

A BLT without mayo is just… insane.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 12, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

aioli > mayo

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

This is true, but I still think I might rate mustard above aioli.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

depends on the mustard for me

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Obviously. Shitty French’s mustard is an abomination.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

The amount of small minded, wrongheaded, condiment-related bigotry in this thread was already astounding, but this takes the pie.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 12, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

ICWUDT

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

not really a fan of either

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

NICE

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

o_O

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jan 12, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

O_O

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

sup?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Gas.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jan 12, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t be embarrassed. It’s natural.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 12, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Petroleum

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jan 12, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

wimmins don’t haz gas

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by son of ggf on Jan 13, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

So LA Noire is pretty bad ass.

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I loves me some <a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=sf%20noir&source=web&cd=8&ved=0CE4QFjAH&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.noircity.com%2F&ei=8ocPT9DIFcShiALb_rHWDQ&usg=AFQjCNFyYg0GkNWUw_EwKuoM6XdmOuT5Qw" target="new">noir

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

damned google

Noir City

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Applying to grad school in the coming weeks

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 5:04 PM PST reply actions  

Yep, looking at University of Illinois Chicago, Environmental Sciences

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

at this point, i'm pretty determined to make something happen

and it’s going to be either there or Northwestern, i’m applying to both, HOPING i get in.

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

do you know what field these programs will set you up for?

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, what i’m looking for are Environmental Technicians, Environmental Scientists, Geologist, Urban Planning, Environmental Consultant, Soil Scientist, Surveyor, Cartographer, Regional Planner. Lot of these jobs you have to have a masters to even get an internship

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Corn field, soybean field, whatever field.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

there's tons of those in the Chicago area

so i’m good with that really, anything besides a desk job. But if it comes to that, so be it

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

are you ok with working for land developers?

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Most definitely

That’s something i’ve been looking at for the last month, and i’d definitely be ok with something like that

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

even real estate

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

by the time you’re done, hopefully the economy will be better. if so, you should be in good shape.

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

e-con-o-my?
We have an e-con-o-my?

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

haha, i hope so!

plus i’ll be able to live with my girl i hope, shes going to be finishing up school in may, so we will see

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

/shift whatever

my dog is in bad shape

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 5:18 PM PST reply actions  

well that stinks.
older dog?

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

just about 13

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s tough when you have had them in your lives for so long.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

haven’t had to go through the pet end-of-life thing before.

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It sucks. No two ways about it. I’m sorry.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry to hear that.

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I’m hoping that acupuncture will help him recover somewhat

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Sending good thoughts. It’s rough when doggies are sick. :(

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, maybe it’s the cold weather? The days have been okay, but it gets downright chilly at night.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

well, he has a degenerative disk condition in his low back, so the cold doesn’t help, I’m sure. especially since he prefers to sleep on the floor. I prefer that too. for him, that is.

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

the groomer called him a "hair machine"

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

what a cutie

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by jponry on Jan 12, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that YOUR dog? So cute.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

really. i don’t deserve him:)

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s well read, as well.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

An owlcroft enthusiast!

by dregarx on Jan 12, 2012 11:45 PM PST up reply actions  

very cool!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Cuuute

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

aw, i’m very sorry to hear that :(

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

my sisters dog has a similar problem and then started pooping in the house, so she just keeps him outside like a piece of furniture. I just can’t see that for my pooch’s future; he’s been an indoor dog his whole adult life.

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope that doesn’t happen to your dog. Regardless give him love and affection, like you’ve been doing. I hope he feels better! :)

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Bummer

I only get to watch the Sharks game until about 7 because it’s my knitting group night.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 5:36 PM PST reply actions  

They can’t knit1 shoot2 ?

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

None of my friends like hockey. Or baseball, for that matter.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

sheeesh, we love you too.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Awww….they need me, tho, they are learning how to knit and I am their Mistress.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

coinstar update

… because I know you’ve been waiting for this report. The local Coinstar machine is now 5726 pennies heavier. I feel as if the shelf space in my apartment just doubled.

by non sequitur on Jan 12, 2012 5:41 PM PST reply actions  

Holy crap. I went to the Coinstar the other day and got $19.86 worth of Amazon credit. I am not even close to in your league! :)

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I will gladly repay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 12, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

hamburgers sound good, that never happens, I must really be sick.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

My treat. The only stipulation is that you have to buy the burger from Amazon.

by non sequitur on Jan 12, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been craving In ’n Out lately, but I am too lazy to wait in line or the drive through for that long.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

They are supposedly putting one of those in here by us. Where the Macaroni Grill is/was? I haven’t been by there lately, but that’s the rumor.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting. It seems like it would cause traffic flow problems, but so do most In ’n Outs, I guess.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I work next to one in Roseville. Course, Wendy’s is better anyways.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 12, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

AND YOU’VE GOT ONE OF THOSE ON WATT, MEROPE, JUST SAYING

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 12, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

But you are not sayin’?

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

If we have burgers it’s usually from Willie’s.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s on, what, Fair Oaks?

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 12, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I live right next to the one on Broadway.

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by Alex_Lewis on Jan 12, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

and Arden… I think?

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That was supposed to be a reply to Merope. I don’t think you can buy In ’n Out from Amazon.

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 12, 2012 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

If the USPS wants to stay in business, they can take In ’n Out orders and deliver them.

by non sequitur on Jan 12, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That would certainly address my laziness problem!

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by kdl on Jan 12, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

too brilliant

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

That reminds me, I need to make a coinstar run soon

Is it February 19 yet?

by j14 on Jan 12, 2012 5:45 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Hmm, I should cash in the mountain of pennies I have.

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by Natto on Jan 12, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

our penny jar is about overflowing too. dimes and nickels not so much, and nobody touches the quarters!!!!!!!

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, gotta keep the quarters for laundry. /apartmentlife

by non sequitur on Jan 12, 2012 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Hubby is telling me a story

that some numbnuts stole some coins in a burglary, didn’t know they were valuable, and put them through a machine. Luckily, the Coinstar employee was kind enough to see what they were, and they were returned to the collector.

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by Tortured on Jan 12, 2012 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I suppose winter is finally here. Looks like this snow is finally going to stick around.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 6:03 PM PST reply actions  

it's only a month late

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. December was bizarrely warm.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Been like that everywhere… cept Alaska…

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Snow in Palo Alto?

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I graduated Stanford ’09 and now am doing a PhD at the University of Illinois.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Undergrad?

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Stanford?

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Stafford?

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

GO LIONS

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Aye.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Hyoton apparently was also chemistry, but ’05, so I never met him IRL.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t realize, I thought you had been at Stanford earlier than that, to be honest.

’09 seems to have a big presence on McC, all things considered.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Do I really come off as being in my 30s?

‘09 having a big presence doesn’t surprise me all that much. They were good enough to be “in this thing”™ in ’09 and won it all in ’10. College kids tend to have a fair amount of down time relative to everyone else.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

YOURE IN YOUR 30S?!?!?!??!?!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG I KNO RIGHT

(not rly)

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, i certainly act like that on occasion tho

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

’08! Between rugby, classes, friends, homework, work and lady friends, clubbing, and Giants games. I was pretty damn busy. Oh wait most of that was extracurricular. /nevermind

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I hear you. Between archery and research, I didn’t have much extra time. But I probably have less now, despite my frequent posting on McC.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh, I have time when I’m in the US, especially now that we have the little one. When I’m abroad, dear god I’m working like 18 hours a day. The wife on the other hand LOL RESIDENCY

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, your wife is doing residency and you can be abroad at times? How the heck do you have a little kid?

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

He was kinda sort of an accident. (LOL PILL) We planned on having kids anyway, I have a very significant source of secondary income, and she is a surgical resident (not as busy) so we decided to just go ahead and have him. Full time nanny helps a lot.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you work for the State Dept? What exactly do you do, if you feel comfortable saying?

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

stuff and things in dangerous for our wonderful country.

Secondarily I’ve taken over running (from afar) the small company that manages a couple office buildings owned by my family.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahah, the latter seems like a safer bet, long term.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

*dangerous places. Yeah I could just retire and relax have a luxurious life without really doing much, but that’s not for me. At least not for a while. I’m sure at some point down the road I will go to law school and follow in my parents foot steps.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

My buddies in the State Dept and Marines seem to be loving their life, so I’m familiar with the feeling even if I can’t fully understand it.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

More like too level-headed to be a twentysomething.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahahaha. Me? Level headed? The guy who’s always snarky and wants to get his Steelers friend a Tebow jersey for her birthday to troll her? (Btw, Operation Troll Harder has been put into effect.)

I appreciate it, but that’s something I’ve rarely been accused of.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, I suppose immaturity may not be totally exclusive from levelheadedness, but still.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS?

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahah. Touché.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

that's a dig at me, huh!

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by jponry on Jan 12, 2012 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I graduated in 09 too!!

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by jponry on Jan 12, 2012 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

As did I.

Is Howie too, or am I just making that up?

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too!

From Cal though

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 12, 2012 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I graduated from Boston College.

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by jponry on Jan 12, 2012 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Just making sure that we weren’t talking specifically about Stanford ’09ers

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 12, 2012 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Get off my ’08 lawn!

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Oberlin, lulz.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Smoke on the Water is ‘08. I’m the only ’09er.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a friend who went to BC. He had tons of fun.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

at least someone did!

I kid, it was fine.

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by jponry on Jan 12, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Me three!

But from high school.

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by mymclife on Jan 12, 2012 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

LAWN

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

loln

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Howie's older than that, I'm pretty sure

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by jponry on Jan 12, 2012 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

OTOH could be the beard

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean the molestache?

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was more like a failbeard

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

molestache + failbeard = sexual assaultburns?

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

= Hooker + Burnside?

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

2007 for me.

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by scout6 on Jan 12, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, thats quite a bit of alumni.

by Hyoton on Jan 12, 2012 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Snoooooow in San Anselmo

My waitress
my waitress
my waitress said it was coming down
Said it hadn’t happened in over thirty years
But it was laying on the ground

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by jponry on Jan 12, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh. So “Snow in San Anselmo” is what jctgamer calls it.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Said it hadn’t happened in over thirty years

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

hahhaha

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by jponry on Jan 12, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

ha

everytime I hear “waitress” now, I think of the ’gamer

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

double entendre’s abound

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. There’s quite a lot of it out there now, isn’t there? And we should get some more tomorrow and Saturday…

by mameluke on Jan 12, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Why Not
The Marlins are prepared to make a strong run for Yoenis Cespedes once he gains his Dominican residency and Major League Baseball declares him a free agent, Marlins president David Samson said in his weekly appearance on 790 The Ticket (transcribed by Juan C. Rodriguez of the Sun-Sentinel).

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 6:07 PM PST reply actions  

Marlins Baseball: Why Not

by Hyoton on Jan 12, 2012 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Marlins Baseball: Won’t You Please Have a Helicopter?

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Marlins Baseball: Until Our FO Gets Arraigned

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Marlins Baseball: Remember Us?

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 13, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

OT: Warriors
gswscribe Marcus Thompson
Larry Riley said the Warriors will need to add a big man

WOW, really? insane

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 6:19 PM PST reply actions  

they need a new coach, too

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I like Jackson.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 6:25 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

he reminds me too much of Singletary and Jackson

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Lots of talk, no action.

Thing is, it’s way too soon to grade him, but so far i don’t mind him. With this team, there’s only so much you can do

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

He strikes me as a lot more thoughtful and a lot less angry than Singletary or Hue. I don’t see the comp, myself.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus a little bit more motivating and SMART.

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually liked Hue Jackson. The fact that their offense evolved to a capable unit was definitely fueled by having QBs who could throw (Campbell & Palmer), but I think Hue deserves credit for that as well. Apparently, the defensive coordinator wasn’t his choice, which I think was more of a problem unit.

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by Tay on Jan 13, 2012 1:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait are you serious

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by jctGamer on Jan 12, 2012 6:45 PM PST reply actions  

LOL.... wait...

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

A fellow Cal alum director at my company asked me today if I am interested in taking a road trip this year

to THE OHIO STATE University

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by jctGamer on Jan 12, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Ballsy move to schedule OSU at OSU.

OTOH, you can say hi to rueter.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, Big Game in October. WTF?

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ve run out of Luck.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh. Still got a what, 10 game lead?

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

WE HAVE THE GHOST OF RODGAHS

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It took me a couple of parsings to figure out what that meant.

I was actually bummed when Cal didn’t make it to the Rose Bowl in 2004/5.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

FUCK USC…

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I remember listening to that game on the radio in the theatre while working on the set for the fall play. Was real bummed when they lost.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Nobody really cares outside the Bay Area though. Ask anyone in the Midwest about it, they don’t care. The Michigan Ohio State game is much more of a big deal nationwide, and all these other games

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh. I DGAF about the Michigan OSU game even though I understand that it almost certainly has bigger implications than the Cal/Stanford game.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea… overall though, much bigger deal than Cal/Stanford… Regardless, it still doesn’t make sense why they changed the date

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

$$$

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

there ya go

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Having to make room for the Pac-12 Championship game in the schedule is kind of what screwed them over. It’s annoying.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It's not like they have enough time to schedule that in December

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

God i hate that school

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I have an irrational dislike of them too.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Being a Michigan fan since 7 years old... lots of hate

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Fingers crossed…Cal is in on a lot of more 5 star guys.

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

One of my FB friends just posted this at the Gaels-Zags game.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 12, 2012 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

CAN NOT WAIT FOR THIS GAME

GO GAELS!!!!!!!!

DAVID B FLEMMING

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hoops is his best sport

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

COUTURE!!!!!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 6:56 PM PST reply actions  

That was a sweet goal. So glad I was able to see it before my stupid friends came over.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 13, 2012 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I need to rewatch AD.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec'd

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Gob is easily my favorite. Franklin is second.

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by ResDog on Jan 12, 2012 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

My favorite thing about the Vogelsong signing was having something to talk/read about.

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by waelwulf on Jan 12, 2012 7:29 PM PST reply actions  

How about love?

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

On one condition….

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by waelwulf on Jan 12, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Ain't talkin' 'bout love

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by Goofus on Jan 13, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember that time 25 minutes we thought we’d put in a bid for that Japanese shortstop? Yeah. That was awesome.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Stored safely in the Weird Repository of Momentary Thrills, right next to That Time I Thought My Comp Lit Professor Was Into Me and Found An Almost Winning Scratcher In The Ground Floor Restroom.

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by waelwulf on Jan 12, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Teeth!!!!!!!!!
yes, we are that far behind…

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 7:34 PM PST reply actions  

MEROPE! UR MISSIN IT!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re almost at the end of 2nd period.
We’ve had some grown-up stuff to take care of.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

i dont wanna grow up!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a toys’r’us kid

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

3rd period.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

and Winchester scored…

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

It gets annoying. It’s a good thing we can’t have kids cuz they would end up pretty spoiled. We’ve both started working before we were out of high school … too soon. You really do have your whole life to work.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

for some reason I thought you had children.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to work with little children, but no, we don’t have kids.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Your grown up, told what to do
I refuse to be like you

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by ResDog on Jan 12, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Niners - Saints

Do we actually have a chance to win?

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 8:14 PM PST reply actions  

No

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 8:14 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Seriously

I think Niners have a good chance. I say 20-17 Niners

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by CalBear949 on Jan 12, 2012 8:18 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm goin' with Niners 30, Ditka 28

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Niners 33 (ALL FIELD GOALS) – Steelers 24

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Steelers Saints

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 12, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Which reminds me, I've never felt so much anger from something on the back of a vehicle.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 12, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously

Bill Watterson most certainly did NOT authorize that decal.

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by Natto on Jan 12, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Infuriating.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 12, 2012 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Calvin and Hobbes is awesome.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The thing to remember is that anyone who has any sort of Calvin peeing on something sticker affixed to their vehicle is an utter, irredeemable jackhole, irregardless of team loyalties.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 12, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The worst, and most inexplicable, peeing Calvin decal I ever saw was Calvin in a Coke hat peeing on a Pepsi logo. It’s bad enough used in sports rivalries, but really? Your loyalty to one brand of soda pop and disdain for another brand, this is the message you want to send to the passing world?

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by EliminateMe on Jan 13, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

So, he is peeing on SF and Dallas but he places SF above Dallas so Dallas catches all the pee runoff. I see.

by Daver321 on Jan 12, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh.

Did this person also have Truck-Nuts™?

by chilibean_3 on Jan 13, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

Defense usually trumps offense.

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by scout6 on Jan 12, 2012 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Home game.

Defense.

Might — MIGHT — be enough. I’m cautiously optimistic. So, actually, scratch that. They have no chance.

by Every6thDay on Jan 13, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

David B. Flemming?

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Alice B. Toklas

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 12, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Gonzaga fanboy.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 12, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

NO

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

great to see Omar Samhan there

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

STEVE HOLT

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

STEVE HOLT AGAIN

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

New Parks and Rec just started.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 12, 2012 8:30 PM PST reply actions  

I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to watch. :(

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by Natto on Jan 12, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah me too. I prefer to watch on HULU. no dvr,etc.

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by luved the stick on Jan 12, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s a good one.

by mameluke on Jan 12, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

major cuteness points for Champion

by mameluke on Jan 12, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

really?
We watched 5 minutes and turned it off.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm still behind

i fail

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by jponry on Jan 12, 2012 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Watching Rammbock

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 12, 2012 8:48 PM PST reply actions  

Can always tell there's a Sharks win when they play but there's no Sharks angst.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 9:03 PM PST reply actions  

SHAHHHHKS!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Easy not to be angsty when they put up a shutout on the road.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I can angst about anything

Ex.: Why is there only one Shark in the ASG?!

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 12, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Only one got this endorsement.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 12, 2012 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

So who is that? And is this why I’m seeing all kinds of gang membery looking teenagers walking around wearing Sharks gear?

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Stevie Johnson, Bills WR randomly wearing a Teeth jersey.

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 12, 2012 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh I thought maybe he was one of those hippity hoppy people. It’s very strange to see the young toughs, all tatted up, pants around their knees, boxers hanging out, wearing all kindsa bling, and sporting Sharks gear.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently Logan is “his boy.”

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by Soulbrother16 on Jan 12, 2012 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they follow each other on the twitter-ma-dealie.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember reading a while back that Couture met with a Bills player – possibly Stevie Johnson – and talked to him about putting in the work necessary to make it to the playoffs and win once you’re there.

That, and Couture is a huge Bills fan to go along with his Blue Jays fandom.

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by mymclife on Jan 12, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Hippity Hoppy — sounds like bunnies

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 12, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

It is just weird, our neighborhood has gotten a lot rougher in recent years and we’ve seen an increase in gang related tagging and what not. The park across the street isn’t safe anymore, our yard people went over there to eat lunch and got mugged. So when confronted with, what looks like a young punk, rocking the Sharks gear, I’m not sure how to respond. The old Mexican guy in the Giants t-shirt at the hardware store….I might start up a conversation with…. I’m just not sure what’s going on with the Sharks stuff.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Reminds me of our least favorite Brewers player

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 12, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe some of the others just want the time off?

Pickles though, man what a snub…

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

The Dark Knight Rises

WTF the Steelers are going to be in the movie.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 9:06 PM PST reply actions  

Heinz Field gets blown up; I’d call that a pretty fair trade.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

A ton of it was filmed in the PPG building in downtown Pittsburgh. Pretty sweet building, actually.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Primanti Bros is just a few blocks from that building.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

A few blocks might be understating it. I remember walking for a fairly long time.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

/was driving

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

ever drive up to Mt. Washington?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

in KY? No. We were driving from DC to Pitt, not from CA.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

In pittsburgh. Mt. Washington is in pittsburgh

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

OOOH! ok the one with the tram and the view. I forgot what it was called. Yeah we went there.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

yup! yea, definitely a scenic spot

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

When I googled “mt washington” some crap city in KY came up

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I took the tram thing. Pretty sweet view. I enjoyed the city much more than I thought I would.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, totally agree

had easter brunch at Lamont i think?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. Really pleasantly surprised by Pittsburgh. They even had a decent shopping area downtown which made my wife happy. That trams were the oldest in the world if I remember correctly.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that’s right. They’ve been in continuous use since I think the 1870’s or so.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

At least the original one, which is in the Strip District. There may be a closer one.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Looked it up, must have been the one on market square.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

That is a pretty awesome part in the trailer though. The PPG building in downtown Pitt, i agree, it’s awesome, the Cathedral of Learning is also pretty neat

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Basically downtown Pitt has some sweet architecture

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

and those bridges are cool

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

totally agree with this

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

It really does. I drove up there a few years ago with my wife, my Stanfurd buddy coworker, and a few other people to see the Giants. Was really surprised how pretty Pittsburgh is.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, PNC looks beautiful, if ATT is number 1 in terms of most beautiful ballparks, PNC has to be number 2 or top 5, the view of downtown and the Roberto Clemente bridge

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there’s a town near there called Johnstown, famous for a hella flood. I want to check that place out, too.

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

never heard about it. that is pretty insane

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Really?
you never Johnstown flood?!?!?!
sheeeeeeeesh, what’re they teaching you kids these days?

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

from der wiki
The Johnstown Flood (or Great Flood of 1889 as it became known locally) occurred on May 31, 1889. It was the result of the catastrophic failure of the South Fork Dam situated 14 miles (23 km) upstream of the town of Johnstown, Pennsylvania, USA, made worse by several days of extremely heavy rainfall. The dam’s failure unleashed a torrent of 20 million tons of water (4.8 billion U.S. gallons; 18.2 million cubic meters; 18.2 billion litres). The flood killed over 2,200 people1 and caused US$17 million of damage…..

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

wow… 4.8 billion gallons, 2,200 people dead, WOW

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

major disaster…

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

i know

and that’s not good at all since i took a natural hazards class

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

dude, read that book; you won’t be able to put it down

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

about the johnstown flood?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Johnstown Flood by David McCullough

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

thank you!

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

if you land a hard back, like from the library? there are a couple of killer maps inside each cover. not sure about the paperback

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

sick, i'll check it out for sure

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

map by Palacious

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

we’re getting squeezed

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember reading a book about in elementary school.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re horrible, mrs. I didn’t hear about it until I was 40, so there

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

When I was a kid I read everything I could get my hands in. If a teacher had it in her classroom library it was read before Christmas.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

quite a book on the topic was written by David McCullough

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup. And they love shooting off fireworks from the river/bridges/top of the PPG building.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s on my places to go when I drive cross country

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

which way you doing the drive?

just asking since i’ve done the drive so many times

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t know, really. I drove from LA to Houston once, and then through Kansas and Pueblo on the way back (with some other places along the way…like Detroit)

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice, Pittsburgh is one of the nicer spots in the rust belt, is that part of the rust belt?

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

i think so. Steelers looked pretty rusty.

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by son of ggf on Jan 12, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Tebowed

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I need to make it over to Pitt’s campus next time I’m in the area.

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

haha!

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by speckops on Jan 12, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Shift Meh.

Being sick is no fun.

How is everyone else? I miss anything exciting over the last few days round here?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Jan 12, 2012 9:28 PM PST reply actions  

You missed Grant gunting people, and the sensible side of McC taking over and choosing mustard over mayo.

I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.

by Tay on Jan 13, 2012 1:49 AM PST up reply actions  

That is a false dichotomy. Mustardayonnaise is the king of condiments.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 13, 2012 7:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I was gunted!

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by can of corn on Jan 13, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

True dat.

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by can of corn on Jan 13, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Supposedly the Sharks are shopping Nitty.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 12, 2012 9:31 PM PST reply actions  

You would think they’d want to get him some ice time. Soon. Everybody knows they aren’t going to want to keep 3 goaltenders on the roster forever.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

The Islanders somehow went from 3 goalies to .75 goalies.

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 12, 2012 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s pretty standard for them, though. All Islanders goalies get bitten by the Rick DiPietro injury bug.

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by mymclife on Jan 12, 2012 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t he have a huge long term contract too?

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yes. Signed through 2021 4.5 million a year

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 12, 2012 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

15 years. Which is why I laugh at all the long term contracts being signed right now.

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by mymclife on Jan 12, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Nitty for Stamkos!

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Dear lord, yes please.

I can dream…..

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 12, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Or Gaborik or Chara

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, the Rangers and the Bruins don’t need a goaltender (understatement)

The Lightning seem like they do this year, so it is marginally less of a pipe dream

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 12, 2012 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

All unrealistic OMFG IF THIS HAPPENS I WILL DANCE FOR 72 HOURS type trades. Maybe we could make a trade for St Louis OR USE MAGIC and get Tavares from the Islanders

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Those would still be a “What voodoo did you use this time Doug Wilson?!” type trade.

Doug Wilson is making his phone calls, Doug Wilson is biding his time ….

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 12, 2012 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I know! I just want something big dammit to happen.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

What's the trade deadline for

the NHL?

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Yup, February 27. 41 days to go until hockey christmas!

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by mymclife on Jan 12, 2012 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

and the Sharks always do something!

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Most likely traded players?

I’m thinking Nitty and Torry Mitchell

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 12, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

They didn’t do anything on deadline day last season, IIRC. Eager, Wellwood, and White were all pre-deadline.

And they haven’t exactly had success with deadline deals (ex: Bill Guerin, Brian Campbell, Kent Huskins, Niclas Wallin)

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by mymclife on Jan 12, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I didn’t mean exactly on the day….just that something always happens.

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by Merope on Jan 12, 2012 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s either Nitty or Greiss, and Greiss is the one signed for $587K through next year. Plus, the Sharks are to goalies what Giants are to catchers: they have a bunch of them that look to be major league ready in a couple of years.

And with so many starting goalies sucking/getting injured this season, I could see a pretty good market for Nitty. And by pretty good, I mean a fourth round pick.

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by mymclife on Jan 12, 2012 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

SMC is killing Gonzaga! OVER-RATED!

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 12, 2012 9:59 PM PST reply actions  

BOOM

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

So it seems like Burma is going to start releasing more political prisoners.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 12, 2012 10:02 PM PST reply actions  

Ugh. Stars-Kings is going to OT. I hate it when in-division games are 3 point games

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 12, 2012 10:10 PM PST reply actions  

GREAT GAME BY THE DUBS! One step closer to the #1 pick

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 10:27 PM PST reply actions  

pathetic by Jackson to basically go out and tell the team to play Hack a Dwight

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

The Warriors: Disrespecting Wilt’s legacy, one game at a time.

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by Solidarity on Jan 12, 2012 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Without a doubt… that was such a pathetic gameplan… basically saying “we cant win vs. Dwight playing straight up, so let’s foul”

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

It was the right move tho.

Even tho it sends a terrible message. Aside from Bieds, no one could keep Dwight from getting that 4-7 foot hook shot. Udoh vs. Dwight was a joke. The only thing I would have done differently, was give Jeremy Tyler more than 2 minutes of PT to see if he could at least put up a fight.

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by Azmanz on Jan 13, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Also,

I wouldn’t have fouled him when he didn’t have the ball, I’d let them run their offense, and if Dwight got within 6 feet of the hoop and the ball, then I’d foul.

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by Azmanz on Jan 13, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Basically

the warriors are a running team, and they never ran because they just kept fouling Dwight.. went away from the gameplan that won against Miami, unbelievable

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by PiKAgiant on Jan 12, 2012 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Detroit playing the Leafs in the Winter Classic next year apparently

by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 12, 2012 11:28 PM PST reply actions  

Happy friday the 13th!

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 13, 2012 12:01 AM PST reply actions  

And only one day and three hours away from the 49er playoff exit!

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by speckops on Jan 13, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Another 3 day weekend to look forward to

Couple of days of handegg and an extra day to chill.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 13, 2012 7:52 AM PST reply actions  

Is this where I come to gush about the Today 60th anniversary special this morning? I, like, seriously can’t breathe. It was great.

Celebrating 60 years of NBC News Today, January 14, 1952 - January 14, 2012

by TheLetter2 on Jan 13, 2012 8:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey you!

I saw your tweet yesterday mentioning this. I am glad it was everything you were hoping for!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 13, 2012 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

...

I wanted to live-tweet it, but my internet is out at the house. So I had to wait to get to the office to tweet-spam everyone I know. It was wonderful. All the surviving hosts, from Hugh Downs to Meredith Vieira, came back for today’s show. Some of the Today girls and many of the former news anchors came back as well.

But the moment that astounded me was a re-creation of the 1952 RCA Exhibition Hall set, with a producer playing Dave Garroway.

I wanna go to New York and visit that re-creation. I hope I can.

Celebrating 60 years of NBC News Today, January 14, 1952 - January 14, 2012

by TheLetter2 on Jan 13, 2012 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t see Gene Shalit. Was he there?

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by calgiants86 on Jan 13, 2012 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

He couldn’t make it. Nor could Joe Garagiola.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 13, 2012 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

It was almost Proustian seeing all of the anchors I grew up watching and some that came well before my time. Very cool.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 13, 2012 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Does one need internet for twitter? /noob

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by speckops on Jan 13, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

hey TL2!

/nice to see ya

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by son of ggf on Jan 13, 2012 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey.

Celebrating 60 years of NBC News Today, January 14, 1952 - January 14, 2012

by TheLetter2 on Jan 13, 2012 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

We miss you around here.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 13, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Seconded.

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by can of corn on Jan 13, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Thirded.

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by Solidarity on Jan 13, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Fourthed

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 13, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Hi!!!!

I saw Charlie Rose on CBS and wondered what you thought

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by CalBear949 on Jan 13, 2012 8:32 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I like CBS This Morning. I switched to CBS back in October after Today decided to become the Colgate-Casey Anthony Variety Hour. There are some things I’d change about the new CBS format, but it’s better than the other two.

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by TheLetter2 on Jan 13, 2012 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Fanboi

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by speckops on Jan 13, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

OT for the Star Wars fanboys

(shop)

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 13, 2012 8:53 AM PST reply actions  

Wut the.

Oh my.

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by speckops on Jan 13, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s awesome

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by ResDog on Jan 13, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Welcome to Disney’s Haunted Star Wars Mansion

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by Lunkus on Jan 13, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh shit
Chip_Kelly Not Chip Kelly
I can’t believe @coachSark is gonna steal Tosh Lupoi from #Cal , What will Tedford do?

Recruiting tactics, or Cal in trouble?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jan 13, 2012 9:12 AM PST reply actions  

GG not a real account.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Jan 13, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking Bud might take 2 more years to do it (now that he’s re-upped).

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Jan 13, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Just got a call from the 202 area code

And the person hung up as soon as I said hello. Someone tell GiantPain to stop prank calling me.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 13, 2012 9:28 AM PST reply actions  

he's not prank calling you for the hell of it

he’s trying to finish. The sooner you start breathing heavy in the receiver the faster this will all end for 45 minutes.

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by Giant Voodoo on Jan 13, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

My cell phone is 925, also. I’ve had it for 12 years, and have moved in and out of that area code. I don’t live there now, but will never change it.

@legaleagle88
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

by kdl on Jan 13, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

703 for work and home. I don’t think I will ever change the 415 on my cell phone though.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 13, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Biden was drunk dialing you

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 13, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, that Biden. Drunk lunch dialing again. He’s a character!

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 13, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

one of those late night calls by Nixon

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by CalBear949 on Jan 13, 2012 10:23 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

A few years ago, I sent a text to a friend on New Years Eve, and after a few texts, I realized it wasn’t my friend, but someone else who had his old number. We joked around a bit, and now every year at midnight NYE, he texts me to say happy new year. I don’t know his real name but I call him Jason.

by City Girl on Jan 13, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I got a series of offensive, mean-spirited texts from a woman to her son. I tried to ignore it, until she started calling and leaving nasty messages, too. At that point I just answered the next time she called and tried to make her feel as awkward as possible.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 13, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

The Russian Phobos-Grunt spacecraft will fall out of the sky either Sunday or Monday.

I believe the latest estimates have any surviving pieces fall into the Atlantic.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 13, 2012 9:37 AM PST reply actions  

I initially read that as Russian Phobos-Gunt spacecraft.

Damn you, Grant.

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by speckops on Jan 13, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

+1

Although, I’m not sure I know what a gunt is.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 13, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Wondering about the gunt? That’s a gunting.

by Every6thDay on Jan 13, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Opining about gunts? Gunting.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 13, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Grant has a very educational picture re: the gunt

You should ask him to show it to you.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 13, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, no, I think I’ll pass.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 13, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

WHAT ABOUT THE FISHYS?!!

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 13, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

There were some cold war leftover Russian generals who were trying to shift blame on this probe’s failure to the United States. They were trying to claim that the HAARP auroral research station in Alaska actually caused this craft to malfunction.

Clearly, these are the same type of folks as that TELEMETRY!!! guy who was here awhile ago.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 13, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Until I see the telemetry with my own eyes, I think it’s obvious that it is all Alaska’s fault.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 13, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Still around, you mean…

by Hyoton on Jan 13, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL STANFORD

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by speckops on Jan 13, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

SWOOP SABES
Buster_ESPN Buster Olney
The asking prices have come down significantly for veteran FA starters: Oswalt (said to be at $8m), Kuroda (10-11m), Edwin Jackson.

by GiantPain on Jan 13, 2012 9:58 AM PST reply actions  

The Yankees should just buy all three of them.

by Every6thDay on Jan 13, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

They really should, though. I would take Oswalt, Kuroda, and Jackson over Burnett, Hughes, and whoever else.

Sabathia, Kuroda, Jackson, Oswalt, Nova would be absolutely ridiculous with their offense.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 13, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. That’s why I think they should just buy all three of those guys.

by Every6thDay on Jan 13, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Given that Oswalt can be had for one year, and you can probably get Kuroda for 2-3… it’s a relatively low-risk way to SERIOUSLY boost your chances of winning a championship. And it’s the Yankees, so it’s not like it’s crazy talk for them to expand payroll $30M on a win (even if it’s pretty much $60M due to luxury tax and revenue sharing).

That team could 120 games.

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by Solidarity on Jan 13, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Although

I just got linked to this article by Jayson Stark breaking down the new luxury tax rules. I didn’t realize previously, but rather than just hiking the disincentives for being over the limit (higher rates, repeat offender penalties), they’ve also added incentives for being under the cap (reset buttons on track record, refunds to prior offenders for continued compliance).

So, it’ll never happen, but the new model certainly adds a whole new layer of issues to consider when setting the top payrolls.

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by Solidarity on Jan 13, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

MY WHITE WHALE!!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 13, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Russia is going to kill white wales with their Phobo-Gunt too!

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 13, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

They don’t pay their debts?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 13, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I read this last week, I guess

I found it quite intersesting
Wikipedia Walha

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 13, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

THAT’S RACIST!

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by speckops on Jan 13, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Hard to believe the Red Sox wouldn't swoop in at least one of the three

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Jan 13, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Aren’t they pretty close to the luxury tax threshold?

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by speckops on Jan 13, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Not that it's possible

But I think id rather have oswalt for one year 8 mil than Vogelsong for two years 8 mil especially with Wheeler in the sys.. Oh, nevermind

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by DFARowand on Jan 13, 2012 10:14 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

That’s a waste. Our pitchers are the paragon of perfect pitching health.

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by speckops on Jan 13, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I suppose that’s redundant. No matter.

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by speckops on Jan 13, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Marry Poppins wears a strawhat

Practically perfect pitching health

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 13, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Zito takes the mound singing

Supercalifragilisticmyfastballsjustatrocious

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 13, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Calm down everybody he means Patton Oswalt.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 13, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Sabes was more excited when he thought it was George Patton

Grit factor OFF THE SCALE!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 13, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

SLAPS BAD SOLDIERS!

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by speckops on Jan 13, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Haha!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 13, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

WATCH OUT BELT!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 13, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Sign RO to the RJ contract with the Maddux Money!

by Every6thDay on Jan 13, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Kevin Mitchell says

“yes it’s by birthday! the fuck you think, I’m gonna party”

Happy birthday to my favorite Giant of the 80’s.

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Jan 13, 2012 10:20 AM PST reply actions  

BUST

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 13, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t he catch a ball in LF with his bare hands?

by City Girl on Jan 13, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

A single, bare hand, yes. Didn’t even sting.

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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 13, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

he then ate the ball

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Jan 13, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Too bad we can’t post a link to the play so we can all watch it again.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Jan 13, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

When I was searching for the link (found it on mlb inside the clubhouse), I found Evan Longoria’s barehanded catch on youtube. Check it out, it’s great.

by City Girl on Jan 13, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

/fixed
he then ate snorted the ball

GIANTS BASEBALL: HOPE LIKE HELL!

by Cody_ransom on Jan 13, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That’s one of my first Giants memories. I was watching that game with my dad, and we were freaking out.

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by kdl on Jan 13, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Have you heard Kruk talk about Mitchell’s reaction afterward? It was something like they all got back to the dugout and everyone was asking him, “do you realize what you just did?” And his response was something along the lines of, “Oh, well, you know.”

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 13, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve heard Kruk talk about it, but that sounds about right.

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by kdl on Jan 13, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Im pretty sure

Kevin has the libido of Pat Burell, the power of Pablo Sandoval, the cockiness of Jeff Kent, the temper of Albert Belle, and the experimental curiosities of Darryl Strawberry.

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Jan 13, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

So does the hat. It probably is because he was traded from the Padres mid-season and the card was produced by Topps in 1987. It looks like they used the matte painting technique.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 13, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

What if Kenny Powers were black?

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by Natto on Jan 13, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I never heard that

The bands this year look awesome. Well, at least the 5 I heard of.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 13, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of music...

I watched ACL’s New Years eve concert with Coldplay on my Apple TV the other night (which is awesome all by itself). I was reminded how Coldplay used to be pretty awesome, then became my guilty pleasure, then faded away into nothing.

Anyway I decided to give Mylo Xyloto a chance. They are back to guilty pleasure status with me. Some irresistable pop music they make.

I see them on a poor man’s U2 career arc.

GIANTS BASEBALL: HOPE LIKE HELL!

by Cody_ransom on Jan 13, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I dont know who that is

I will say the band my girl really likes that I found out I love is Peter Bjorn and John. I never understood Arcade Fire.

Blerg

by Myemail21479 on Jan 13, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Some further details about the Giants proposed development in China Basin

Elsewhere south of Market: On Monday at MoMo’s, Giants CEO Larry Baer addressed the lunchtime current-affairs salon the Monday Group. Listeners introducing themselves made gospel-like declarations of love for the Giants. Baer talked about Giants history and the Giants’ future, specifically the plan to develop “a mini-city” on a 27-acre parcel of bayfront property south of China Basin.

A 99-year agreement with the Port Authority would include two piers, with room for a park (“a Crissy Field for the south side of town”), and mixed residential, office and retail space, including parking structures and a 20,000-seat arena, perhaps for the Warriors (who could possibly leave Oakland as early as 2017), family shows (like “Disney on Ice”) and concerts.

“We want to create the Sydney Opera House effect,” said Baer, showing rough sketches of the complex, and citing growing numbers of Silicon Valley workers who want to live here and need housing. If the Warriors don’t come, “we’ll do the project, with or without the arena,” he said.

Right now, Baer is optimistic. “We believe we don’t have a controversial project.” Brave words in San Francisco.

RDF

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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 13, 2012 10:58 AM PST reply actions  

Huff's Thong Emporium?

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 13, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s so crazy that it might just work.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 13, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Now we know the true purpose of the RDF

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by speckops on Jan 13, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, if they can make it happen,

More power to them. Make my city awesome, financial nerbs.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 13, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I really hope this happens.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 13, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I want them to hold the figure skating world championships in that 20,000-seat arena.

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by kdl on Jan 13, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

BELOLT

I was looking for scouting reports, and came across this in a draft review at MLB Bonus Baby from July 2009:

5. Brandon Belt, 1B, Texas, #147 overall, 6’5’’/210: This was a surprising overdraft to me, as I loved what the Giants had done with their first four picks. However, Belt, despite blessed with exceptional size and good natural power, lacks the performance numbers or tools to be drafted this high. Since being drafted in the 11th round in both 2006 and 2007 (Red Sox and Braves), Belt has been a huge disappointment, with relatively weak hitting, making him going this high a big surprise. He’s got good tools at first, and with mechanical adjustments, he might become a more powerful hitter, but it’s just not likely. He hasn’t signed yet. DOB: 4/20/88.

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by kdl on Jan 13, 2012 10:58 AM PST reply actions  

Mechanical adjustments!

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 13, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

lol 4/20

Brandon Crawford: Yeah, but check out that Defense!

by Azmanz on Jan 13, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL POT JOKES

GIANTS BASEBALL: HOPE LIKE HELL!

by Cody_ransom on Jan 13, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL male enhancement sub-text

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006

by Lunkus on Jan 13, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait the fucking minute
good natural power
lacks the…tools
He’s got good tools at first, and with mechanical adjustments, he might become a more powerful hitter

Doesn’t this seem like a contradiction? It’s almost like the person is unsure and is hedging.

As for tools, we know that Belt has a great arm being that he’s a former pitcher. He has a nice glove a first base. He’s a good base runner. His eye at the plate is top of the line. After a “mechanical adjustment” in his swing, he now has a fast and compact stroke. The only issue was power, but those concerns have been put to rest.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 13, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Obviously, the person was wrong. It was from 2009. My point was just how inexact scouting is.

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by kdl on Jan 13, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Summary: He has a great build for a first baseman, and is a good defender at the position. His build also gives him natural power potential, but whether he can hit for power or for average is in question. Polished as a defender, raw as a hitter. The article doesn’t make mention of his eye or patience, but that’s unsurprising since they seem low on him as a hitter overall. I do recall seeing other draft scouting reports after the fact that spoke favorably of his approach.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 13, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Polished as a defender

I remember seeing a spring training video of Belt practicing a new technique of picking the ball out of the dirt that Will Clark taught him. It discussed Belt refining his play at first. I think his transition from pitcher to first base at Texas was done in a crude fashion.

Aubrey Huff: "My body is ripped."

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Jan 13, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s pretty much always been regarded as a plus defender. You can do worse than taking tips from Will Clark; pro instruction is almost always going to be superior to high school or collegiate instruction.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 13, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Am I crazy or has Logan Morrison gone from a dillweed to a champion of kids with cancer?

And am I being unreasonable by thinking that this change began under false pretenses ( as in a marketing ploy)?

by Every6thDay on Jan 13, 2012 11:01 AM PST reply actions  

You can be a champion for a good cause, and still be a dillweed. It just means you have more moral capital when you proceed to demonstrate your dillweedosity.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 13, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Barry Bonds' Big Stick?

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 13, 2012 11:08 AM PST reply actions  

Whoops.

Reply fail. Doh.

Watching the Giants play baseball is like buying tickets 162 times a year to have Mike Tyson pretend your testicles are a speed bag.

by danieljgrant on Jan 13, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

FREE RYAN VOGELSONG

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 13, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Hrmmmm
Jayson Stark @jaysonst 10m Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
The #Diamondbacks, who still have an opening for a 5th starter, are showing interest in Bartolo Colon.
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@jaysonst at this stage of his career, I think it’s fair to say he is a semi-Colon.

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong

by Solidarity on Jan 13, 2012 11:38 AM PST reply actions  

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