Buster Posey Is Running; Hector Sanchez is Cool
The news is good:
Following the schedule the Giants prescribed, catcher Buster Posey has added running to his workout regimen as he continues efforts to heal his left leg in time for the 2012 season.
As swell as it is to think about the return of a full-strength Buster Posey, it's not like he's recovering from a hangnail. I was, and still am, afeared that he's going to return as Busters Posey, and one of his legs will be two inches shorter than the other. Though I guess in this analogy, the Giants would sign one of the best players in history to replace him, so it wouldn't be all bad. But I remember following the Kendry(s) Morales saga last year, and it was beyond depressing.
And as I was typing that -- literally! -- this headline came across the Twitter tape: Kendrys Morales cleared "to begin running on his own power". Synchronicity! Horrible, terrifying synchronicity!
But the news has been uniformly positive on the Posey front, for the most part. Well, other than the "Giants expect Posey to solve everything" news from this offseason. That isn't a small consolation prize. We can moan and grouse and grumble about all sorts of things, but it's not like the walls are caving in from all sides. It's not nearly that bad. It's more like someone isn't fixing that loose step on the front porch that Pappy done busted his knee on.
The good Posey news -- the absence of bad news is the same thing -- also gives me a chance to review the badassery of one of my favorite prospects in the Giants system. Hector Sanchez had a stellar offseason in the Venezuelan Winter League, and he is likely to win the league's equivalent of the Rookie of the Year award.
Sanchez has been the Official Underrated Prospect of McCovey Chronicles for years, dating back to the days when he was just a kid in rookie ball putting up great OBPs. He started in San Jose after not even making Baseball America's top-30 list before the 2011 season. He's the #10 prospect in the system now according to BA, which still qualifies him for OUPMCC eligibility.
Consider:
- Sanchez just turned 22
- He's a switch-hitter
- His defensive reputation is sound (and he looked good in a small trial with the Giants)
- His extra-base power started to show up in San Jose
A great prospect? A reason to move Posey to third (with Sandoval moving to left, and Belt to center, of course)? Nah. But the big knock on Sanchez is the lack of patience he showed in San Jose, with a 49/11 K/BB ratio in 212 at-bats. Yet when you look at his minor league history, that great bat control and walk rate is right there, dang it. So tantalizingly close.
He has only had 1200 professional at-bats, too. Without looking, that's what I'd guess Miguel Tejada had last year. And his performance is all over the map. He hits for average until he doesn't, he works the count until he doesn't, and his secondary average is lacking until it isn't. He's sort of a Rorschach prospect, and right now I'm looking at the ink blot and seeing something like Gregg Zaun, but with a higher batting average.
Which would be awesome. So awesome. Maybe a touch optimistic. But still awesome.
The point of the Sanchez feting isn't to hint that it's good that the Giants have another catcher around because of that whole Posey thing, but rather to express admiration for one of my favorite prospects, who happens to complement Posey very well.
When Posey comes back, he can't possibly start more than 120 games behind the plate. Hector Sanchez might be ready. When Posey needs a day off, and a tough right-hander is scheduled, or if he just needs to give his knees a break, Hector Sanchez could be there. Hector Sanchez is a sensible low-carb solution, and he'll get rid of your tennis elbow. Hector Sanchez.
But more importantly: Buster Posey. Between the two (and Tommy Joseph and Andrew Susac), I'd be disappointed if the Giants weren't catching-hoarding fools that the rest of the league envied for the next decade.
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Kendrys was running on someone else's power before yesterday.
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 10, 2012 12:30 PM PST reply actions
Hector Sanchez
Yet another prospect completely mismanaged by the Giants.
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Single A! Triple A! Majors!
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that was the lincecum path, right?
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"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 10, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions
Jump from A ball to the majors
he also apparently forgot how to walk on the way up the organization.
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As I recall, the team had some pressing needs at the time.
And he caught Tim Lincecum better than Whiteside.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
Yeah
I don’t know if I fully agree with the harm issue. Just the thought process.
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Belt, OTOH, does seem harmed.
i was just listening to his interview with Lurie from last week. I wanted to make him some soup and get him a blankie.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
Maybe
but I am not sure it wouldn’t have been anything that he wouldn’t have gone through had he been brought up this year. He mashed AAA so the lack of success and eventual benching would have hurt just as much.
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This is a kid with a shit ton of talent.
Usually jocks that good err on the side of arrogance. Belt sounded like he needs a sports therapist pronto
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
Agreed
but being able to handle adversity is something to be learned. I love Belt but I think that he was very bright-eyed this year. The combination of the struggles at the plate and the benching definitely shook him.
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Armchair psychology is my least favorite part of the sporting world.
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
It’s just how he sounded to me. Total BS speculation on my part, you’re right.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
I don’t mind speculation that he was troubled by his season. I think that is clear. But trying to talk about what that meant for his performance seems like pure folly to me.
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
Don’t settle for diluted folly.
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by iammclovin on Jan 10, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Hold out for Sabean’s Folly.
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That’s just how I read Calbear’s comment chain. I could be wrong.
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions
My point
was that if the up and down thing really did affect him, it’s something that he would have likely had to gone through at some point.
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So let's make sure he goes through it!
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Not necessarily. They could have left him in Fresno until Sept 2012, then have him start on the Giants when Huff’s contract was up. That was probably the plan until Huff came into camp underprepared.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
I agree with you on the plan.
I guess the question is whether he would have struggled like he did in 2011 had he went through a year of AAA.
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If the hypothetical evaluatory period in this scenario would be equivalent to the 60 plate appearances he logged before the team started upping and downing him in 2011, then literally anything could happen, regardless of his skill or preparedness.
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions
Done
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I’m not sure that’s the reason. Huff mashed in ST last year (1.084 OPS).
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haha
I can’t wait for people to overrate ST stats again this year.
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions
“Where was this Tyler Graham fella last year when we needed him? Kid can really mash!”
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions
“And so fast!”
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions
Did I say "I can't wait"
I meant to say “I will murder people when”
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I'm not overrating them
I’m just saying that it’s unlikely anyone said “Holy crap Huff is toast! We need Belt!” based on how he came into camp.
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I’m not sure I’m reading this correctly.
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
Belt seems to be the sensitive sort, the kind who doesn’t handle being praised by management at one point and a month later being sent down because management doesn’t think he can hit.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 10, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
But he needs to learn how to handle that at some point.
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good thing he played winter league to toughen him up
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 10, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
Buuuuut he got married. So it cancels out.
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They had no choice to bring up Sanchez considering I think Eli was injured at the time and they needed back up. Or vice versa. Regardless, one of those things that happen when you’re whole team goes down with injuries
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 10, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
Well, there was a pretty obvious choice
They should have traded for a competent catcher and not run Eli or Stewart or Hector out there every day after Posey was hurt.
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Competent catcher, eh?
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I mean, shit
Only the Giants could have a team with gaping holes at shortstop and catcher, take a step back, asses, and then give up their best prospect for an outfielder.
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Asses!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 10, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions
GAPING HOLES! ASSES!
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THAT'S NO MOON!
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OH YES IT IS
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Just one S, man.
So close.
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Ases?
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He was the most famous guy available though.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 10, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions
Also the best and the best chance they had of picking up somebody who could win
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 10, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions
And the winner is: Beltran!
Had they repaired the catcher position when Posey went down, I’m pretty sure the new catcher could have provided more value than Beltran could provide in 2 months, even if he didn’t get injured, even though Beltran would be the better player.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 10, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions
Except
no one was available.
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I don’t really see how picking up a mediocre catcher (as much as one was needed and one was) would be a better pickup than getting Beltran.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 10, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions
I am kinda of glad that the Reds didn't offer to trade Hernandez
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My understanding is that they did, but wanted a king’s ransom for him.
I’m glad the Giants didn’t bite.
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More like a starting pitcher, or one of the high-demand prospects. Peguero at the very least.
The fact that Hernandez didn’t get traded suggests to me that pretty much everyone balked at their asking price for two months of a catcher.
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Only a fool would give up a top prospect for a rental.
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
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by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 10, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions
MENDOZAAAAAAAAAA
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In some ways
the worst thing that happened to the Giants in 2011 after Buster went down was that they stayed competitive.
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Yeah, I think we came to this conclusion on a thread elsewhere, how the team’s stubborn ability to still win 2-1 games after both he and Freddy went down made people think the team was much better than it was when it was really just a bad, injury riddled, disaster.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 10, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions
It doesn’t seem that strange after the fact, but that’s still crazy talk. They were in first place halfway through August. The Cardinals won the World Series after losing a more valuable player for more time; it could have easily been the Giants.
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But that’s my point. If they just collapsed after Freddy and Buster went down, people would have a different attitude this off-season. And the Cardinals lost their pitcher, but the list of Giants who went down for long period of times is pretty lengthy and actually pretty amazing when you look back at it.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 10, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions
The promotion last year was goofy, but I’m going to need some evidence that it has done him some harm before believing that he’s been completely mismanged.
Poorly managed
If you want to get semantic about it. It was a shitty job on their part, Sanchez had no business being in AAA or the majors.
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Again see injuries to the other catchers
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 10, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Sanchez still shouldn't have been the choice
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and your backup catcher would be?
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 10, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
Max Ramirez would have made more sense
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Or anyone other than a real prospect who had been painfully, obviously rushed
Or, I guess you just rush him some more, because that makes sense…
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by Giant among Angels on Jan 10, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions
Injuries should influence how you handle developing players.
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Jan 10, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
But Will Clark!
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by troymccluresf on Jan 10, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
We seem to only promote prospects when its an emergency. Theres no plan
The offense sucks! Bring up Posey to play 1b!
Molina sucks! Posey is read to catch now!
Ross is hurt! Start Belt at 1b!
All our catchers are hurt or suck! Bring up Hector Sanchez!
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We can't/won't sign a SS
Brandon Crawford is ready!
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What
this makes no sense.
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Prospects should be brought up based on a plan/based on their performance
Not because there are fires that need to be put out on the Major League squad
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He was the most MLB ready catcher they had in the system.
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not named Sandoval
Pablo could have strapped on the gear.
Nope
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“Should be” isn’t always doable.
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This is why most teams stock AAA with MLB journeymen types
So they don’t have to dip into the A+ actual prospect pool.
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What
AAA journeymen catchers are there?
Also, catching is a premium for the Giants considering the pitching.
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The pitcher whispering argument
Good times
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You just don’t understand catcher-fu!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 10, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
MAX RAMIREZ
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He's ignoring the very obvious because it completely ruins his point
That’s just Law 101.
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Actually I didn't know much about Max Ramirez
but isn’t his defense a big problem?
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He's definitely not a good defensive catcher
But then, neither is Whitey.
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Sure
but Whitey has been on the MLB roster for the giants a couple of years and familiarity with the pitching staff. I don’t think Ramirez has the same leeway.
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Nevermind
This is a waste of my time.
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It usually is
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Instead maybe you can just ask him about Affeldt/Lopez.
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That’s just Law 101.
I know he irritates you guys, but this is total bullshit.
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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
I know exactly what you are talking about, and I had to step away from the thread before I got banned for what my response would have been. Totally pissed.
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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
I don’t want to get into it here any more than I wanted to get into it then.
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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
My curiosity is piqued. . .
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As is mine
I feel like the crazy uncle that comes around every so often and then is totally lost when the family discusses events that happened on past family outings.
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t see anything in that subthread.
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions
Disagree
It’s a pretty fair point, and a maneuver he uses constantly.
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???
That’s just Law 101.
How is that a fair point? Do you have some sort of issue with lawyers?
It’s not fair. It’s painting an entire profession with the things that someone who happens to be in that profession does personally.
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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
Also, it’s not even what lawyers do.
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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
That’s just Law 101.
Objection, incompetent.
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Lawyers should never admit their profession on blogs, it’s just asking for trouble. Prejudices are stubborn things.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
Because you make more money than most of us ever will and we use bitterness to cover up our jealousy.
Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 10, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions
Because you make more money than most of us ever will
Ha! If only this were true!
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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
Yeah. My depending on what you do, this really isn’t the case.
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I think it doesn't help
that most politicians are or were also lawyers. People don’t trust ’em. Ditto guys who own sports franchises.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
yeah this is just wrong. unless you are at the top you aren’t going to be making loads of money
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Also, the good lawyers tend to work their asses off.
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This my parents were sooo damn busy all the time
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My parents turned 60 this year, and are still working 50-70 hours a week, with retirement nowhere in sight.
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My parents are getting up there too, they keep working though even though they have many secondary sources of income. They just love what they do.
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You should probably look at my student loans
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by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 10, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions
What kind of law do you guys practice anyway?
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Education.
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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
interesting, for a school district?
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Yep, several of them.
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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
LOL
Yeah, kdl isn’t raking it in. The “fighting the good fight” branches of law are generally the most criminally underpaid.
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@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
Hehehe.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Civil Litigation
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Maybe you need to learn to let it roll off your back. It’s not gonna change any time soon.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
I can take it 99% of the time. But, I felt that that particular comment was over the top. Plus, there are certain people I expect to be able to argue a baseball point without going to an ad hominem attack like that. marcello is a victim of his own intelligence and eloquence.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
Unfortunately, my temper means I'm always up for ad hominem attacks
Victim of an Italian household: If you did something wrong, you didn’t fail, you’re just an idiot.
P.S. That “you” is a general “you”, I’m not referring to you specifically.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil
WHAT, ARE YOU SAYING WE ARE ALL ALIKE?
/fisticuffs
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
UNPACK UNPACK UNPACK
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
we are all pedro feliz
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GO GET A NICE DINNER AT AMICI'S
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
BECAUSE NATTO HATES ITALIANS
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
I WANT PIZZA!!!! PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA!!!!
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Maybe I’m too sensitive. I don’t know.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
Nope. Smearing all lawyers trying to insult one guy isn’t cool.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Thanks, corn. <3 you.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
Only because I’m a stinky lawyer, too, no doubt!
(And back atcha)
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
LOL
My father was an attorney, and still suffer with a prejudice against attorney’s
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
I feel left out because I’m not a lawyer nor play one on TV
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 10, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions
Just play Phoenix Wright, instead.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Yikes
You took, an admittedly mean spirited, joke too seriously. Besides, 101 would imply incredibly elementary. I wouldn’t expect that tactic to be used by real lawyers.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil
101
implies fundamental.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
That’s how I read it.
I mean, say whatever you want, but if you make a joke that you know is mean spirited, you can likely expect someone to not like it.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
Well then my mistake for denigrating the lawyer profession
It wasn’t my intention to be mean spirited towards lawyers.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil
Just to me :)
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Law 101:
GENERATE AN IMMENSE AMOUNT OF PAPER WORK. REPEAT.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I lol'd.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Don’t forget: BILL THE SHIT OUT OF THE IMMENSE AMOUNT OF PAPERWORK
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
I probably would have reconsidered being a lawyer had I been advised of the true nature of billing.
Every freaking 6 minutes!!!!
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Yeah, sometimes I just want to get a government job.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
Working in-house for software companies was awesome. No billing.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
I really love working for the court. It’s sooooooooo much better than working for lawyers or corporations.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
And that’s only during the months when the state actually has a budget.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
So far, no IOUs. I’ve always gotten a paycheck. Judiciary is its own universe.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
My mom worked for the county as appointed counsel for years, and now works in appellate and does pro tempore work in Alameda County.
It is a good thing for my family that she is not the principle earner.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
I bill in 15 minute increments. Because I’m my own damn boss.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Do you bill your clients for time spent on McC?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
“I BILL YOU FOR 180 HOURS THIS WEEK.”
“But…. There are only 168 hours in a week!”
“SHUT THE FUCK UP.”
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Right. But the AAA journeymen were already up and getting hurt.
Stewart and Whiteside have no business on MLB rosters, and the cost for Sabean to get an MLB catcher temporarily was too much.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .
Job 1:14-15
Again, Max Ramirez
And Sanchez had no business being on an MLB roster.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil
We do not fundamentally disagree
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .
Job 1:14-15
Points for litotes
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Jan 10, 2012 1:48 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
That always make me think
2nd Interviewer: What did he do?
Vercotti: He used… sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and… satire. He was vicious.
Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006
The guy who used to call soccer games on FSC is a catcher?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 10, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions
And he can even hit a little!
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil
Fun fact: Sanchez’s major league OPS+ last year was 84. Max Ramirez’s career major league OPS+ is 85. Very SSS, granted, but nothing in Ramirez’s minor league stats convinces me he’d exceed that.
"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain
He doesn’t have to. The fact that you aren’t dicking with a prospect more than makes up for getting the same production.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 10, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions
Ding Ding
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
That’d be more compelling if I believed that Sanchez’s development had been negatively affected by the callup.
"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain
SCOREBOARD
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Also this
There were options and the Giants chose the wrong one.
Hell, Sanchez’s time at A+ wasn’t that great and had some definite red flags. At best, he should have been promoted to AA.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil
I agree that Sanchez was a poor choice from the perspective of helping the big league team. But as far as his development — are players really damaged by giving them a quick taste of a higher level? Might not some players respond well to that?
I mean, here’s a story about Sanchez’s development last year, completely made-up but in line with his stats. He starts out in the California League, hit a few quick home runs, and suddenly thinks he’s Reggie Jackson — starts swinging at everything and trying to hit it out of the park. Results are good but approach is in the toilet. So the Giants yank him up to a level where they know he won’t be able to get away with that. And it works! Walk rate goes back up, strikeout rate goes back down, line-drive rate improves, despite a two-level jump. Looks like a developmental success story to me.
I think they were hoping for a Sandoval-like stroke of lightning
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 10, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
Except that Sanchez was terrible in AAA
58 wRC+, so your narrative (which you admittedly said is made-up) doesn’t actually match reality.
Anyways, it’s hard to really know whether it helped or hurt him. But, promoting someone well past their level of capability sure sounds like a bad idea to me. Especially when there are alternative options.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil
Results are irrelevant to a prospect. Learning is what matters, and it seems obvious from his stats that he was a much smarter hitter in AAA than in A.
My only real annoyance with prospects
Is I never can understand why they would be better off sitting on a bench (even in the majors) than playing baseball.
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.
Then who’s going to play those positions? If anybody who can play shortstop is hurt and Crawford’s the guy at the highest level, there’s only one way to go. This isn’t something only the Giants do, it’s something that every team has to deal with
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 10, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
Luckily this season we have Freddy Sanchez.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
WHERE THE HELL IS NICK NOONAN WHEN YOU NEED HIM???
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
HURRY UP AND PROMOTE AND JOE PANIK!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
WHY ARE THEY HOLDING BROWN BACK???
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jan 10, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
They’re waiting for the laxative.
Blerg
by Myemail21479 on Jan 10, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions
What can Brown dew?
Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006
I miss Brock Bond
<3 OBP
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Me, too. I like(d) him.
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
Mayor of Smug.
His 2009 made me so irrationally excited about him
.333/.429/.409
Then his 2010 was just OK, then he got hurt, then GP make sad face.
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Have you heard anything about him? He spent all year last year recovering (or trying to) from a concussion.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
Nope, I haven't heard anything.
Might be worth an email to baggs or schulman or something.
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
My favorite story about Brock Bond is that, when I got his autograph at a game in Sacramento, he had a stain on his uniform (shirt and pants) that we decided was grape jelly.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
Just for kdl
The story behind this pic is great. When Ken Joyce was the hitting coach for the Grizzlies, we struck up a pretty good relationship. He was very nice guy and loved to talk baseball. At one of the Grizzlies series in 2010, I was taking pictures of the warm-ups as I always do, and Ken walked and asked if could borrow the camera. He proceeded to take some of the worst pictures I have ever seen. This is about the only useable one. I present Brock Bond stretching out…well his face anyway.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
BROCCOLI BOND. True american hero.
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Jan 10, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
'Crash has been live tweeting all of the James Bond movies
It is the best thing ever.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 10, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions
Sorry
I tend to ruin my adoptees (LOL AARON KING!)
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
/sent back to Arizona Fall League
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Tough Call
Hector as backup catcher or Hector in AAA getting needed PAs. Also do we really need to replace every Sanchez we lose with another?
No one here gets out alive.
I will be sad that we will never get a Sanchez to Sanchez to Sanchez strike em out throw em out.
by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 10, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
I heard Anibal Sanchez is available for the right price
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Or maybe Surkamp could be convinced to change his name.
"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain
by EliminateMe on Jan 10, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
LOL HECTOR SANCHEZ
Dude doesn’t have gray hair. Needs to stay in the minors until he develops some.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 10, 2012 12:36 PM PST reply actions
'The Catch' game is on NFL network tonight for the 30th anniversary.
Seeing as how I wasn’t born yet, I’ll get to watch it for the first time!
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
I was at that game
My first-ever professional football game at age 11. I haven’t been to one since. Why bother?
Have you ever eaten a really good meal and thought the same thing?
Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006
My 6 year old brother got to see the Giants beat SD to clinch the playoffs last year, he probably thinks every game is that exciting.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jan 10, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
Shoot, you got me.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jan 10, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions
Wait
are you booing for the age reference or you’re a Cowgirl fan?
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Ew
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil
Lasorda gunt!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 10, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
You’re too kind.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jan 10, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
The bad one.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jan 10, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
Ew.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jan 10, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
I disagree, but my prospect crush on Tommy knows no bounds.
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
I feel the same way, except about Susac. Blame it on Fla-Giant.
by free f.p. #14 on Jan 10, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
That I really don't get
He thinks Susac is clearly better than Joseph right now.
But the crazy thing is, even though it feels like he’s been in the system forever, is that Joseph is actually younger than Susac is.
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
That’s my feeling. I could be completely wrong, but you have to come with one hell of a pedigree to be able to trump someone who is younger AND has more experience.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 10, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions
I am going to give the guy who has a whole year in professional ball the nod, especially since I thought he played very well last season (and I saw him a lot). The fact that he’s younger is a big bonus.
GP, are you going to go to some Richmond games and hold up a sign that says, “My Prospect Crush on Tommy Joseph Knows No Bounds”?
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Jan 10, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
!!!
If I weren’t such a coward, I would.
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Tommy would probably laugh his ass off.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
I do want to try to get to some Richmond games this year
Any DC/VA MCC’ers welcome to get in touch.
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
I was considering a trip out there. Roger and I were discussing hitting up a game and dragging you and xanthan along.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
That would be an absolute delight.
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
I warned them that I would probably be totally embarrassing, fangirling about and such. Can you handle it?
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
Handle? I'd revel.
I’ll let you do all the hard work and then be able to reach out and touch real live prospects.
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
You rule.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
It’s a trap! He would only go to drain the prospect of all their life force and leave them as husks of their former selves.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Not Tommy Joseph!
(GP, you know you probably shouldn’t actually touch them, right?)
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
"Our bleachers can't handle analysis of that magnitude!"

"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
xanthan’s sign would be some sort of graph, obviously.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
Depressed xanthan

The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
So, why did they sign Whiteside?
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
None of the catchers in the minors are ready
Sanchez is probably the closest and he struggled in AAA.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
I love this
/spends 1st half of thread talking up Sanchez
/spends 2nd half denigrating him
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I didn't talk him up
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Two of your comments discussing Sanchez
He was the most MLB ready catcher they had in the system.
None of the catchers in the minors are ready
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I don’t see how results in me talking him up.
Those two comments are not mutually exclusive. Sanchez is the most MLB ready catcher they had but none of them are ready.
That’s of course excluding context of the injuries at the MLB level at the time Sanchez was brought up and the current situation in which Posey is likely to be healthy and there is no need to bring Sanchez up.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
not defending anybody, but those aren’t necessarily contradictory statements.
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Of course they are not directly contradictory
Just pointing out how in one argument he defends Sanchez then in a later one he points out a flaw.
Funny enough in both instances it is in defense of a Giants front office decision and counter to what somebody just posted.
Thats my point.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
As long as his argument is consistent, then who cares?
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
Mayor of Smug.
If they hadn't signed Whiteside
And announced plans to have Hector Sanchez be the primary backup he’d defend that too.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I don’t always agree with Calbear, but the constant dissing he inspires doesn’t seem warranted.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
me too.
totally made a baby during the 2010 World Series. It's a girl.
I'm in the best shape of my life.
I'm always in this line
I was in it all the way back for Giants Rain Man.
And THAT guy was annoying.
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.
Probably not…considering his slide in AAA. Also, Stewart would be my choice for backup C for the Giants.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Looks more like your point was to take a swing at him
…and you missed
The need to denigrate people you don’t agree with is beyond me.
Bold Prediction: Pablo Sandoval finishes 1st or 2nd in 2012 NL MVP voting. I'm Twittering now (well maybe not literally now): @GoofusMcP
This has nothing to do with you
But thanks for getting involved CEO Goofus!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
And, Goofus can rest his case.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
LAWYER TALK! LAW 101!
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
Mayor of Smug.
They don't teach you that in law school! /grabs crotch
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
You don't get the reference
The CEO reference is to a previous discussion about the Giants business when he was pontificating about his business knowledge and denigrating my business knowledge or lack thereof in his opinion
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
pontificating?
Is he pope of his own company or something?
Definition of pontificating
2. : to speak or express opinions in a pompous or dogmatic way
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
LOL
sorry
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
It's always one or the other
Way to kill my pope joke, dude
or
That’s a sweet pope joke, dude
Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006
So, in other words, you’re rubber and he’s glue?
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
circle circle dot dot
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
You know what
You are absolutely right. I’ve backslid.
Hyoton, can you be my not argue with CalBear sponsor?
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Nope
If you see me respond to any CalBear comment just tell me to stop. It does me no good because it’s a waste of time and causes Goofus to throw his Mod powers around at me.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Actually, it does
Since “no personal attacks” is one of the rules we’re supposed to ensure is followed.
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Is saying I think someone takes an opinion
To be a contrarian or to simply defend the Giant FO a personal attack?
If it is I’ll stop.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Disagreeing with opinions is fine
Insulting people for the sake of insulting them or trying to “score points” is not. If this was the first time with you, I wouldn’t have said anything, but you’re tendancy to cross the line is something you’ve already been warned about.
If we treat this place like we’re all guests at Grant’s party and treat other guests as such, it really shouldn’t be that hard.
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You bastard.
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Goofus uses mod powers.
It’s not very effective.
Grant uses Hitler dick.
It’s super effective!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
/should not have been drinking tea whilst reading “hitler dick”
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
The gif had me laughing for about 2 minutes straight.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I don’t know what this gif is, and I don’t want to.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
I’ve been warned a couple of times (once, I dared to say that jponry was funnier than Grant) but, fortunately, I have escaped that one.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
I've still never been warned
Not even during the Great Warning Frenzy of 2010. Or was it last year? I don’t know any more.
That’s a really, really good thing.
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.
Heh.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions
Solidarity is about to find out, I think.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
Ffffff
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Yeah, unbelievably NSFW or anywhere, for that matter.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
That means its safe for McC right?
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
No, definitely not.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I have it looping in a USB picture frame.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jan 10, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions
I see Goofus wearing a pristine white bishop’s mitre with “SF” embroidered on it. And I’m stopping there.
Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006
Grant’s favorite party game is “Get Drunk and Yell at Everyone”. I have to admit, it’s pretty fun.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions
Grant is the master at leaving you unsure as to whether he just insulted your whole family or made a killer Red Dawn reference. He always wins.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions
If it's anything like I imagine

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 10, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions
I’m too busy winning awards in the Army to throw parties. The seal is for marksmanship and the gorilla is for sand racing.
by Grant Brisbee on Jan 10, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
“the” Army?
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
Golden Gate Beer Bars | Tweetybox
by troymccluresf on Jan 10, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah but over Stewart? At least he could block balls throw more than 0.00001% of baserunners out.
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
by calgiants86 on Jan 10, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions
BOWKERMANIA!
mlbtraderumors MLB Trade Rumors
Phillies Release John Bowker bit.ly/ydKJjq #mlb
I look forward to him hitting 40 HRs in Japan next season.
the Giants should totally sign him
Just because.
because Vogelsong!
/shamelessly stolen from Grant
/taste of your own medicine
by free f.p. #14 on Jan 10, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions
He should just play goalie for the Sharks.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Almost all of the goalies are good in NHL 12.
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
by calgiants86 on Jan 10, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
Debatable. Roloson is pretty bad this year.
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
by calgiants86 on Jan 10, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
Garon too.
Both of the Tampa goalies have kept the front of the goal pretty clean of pucks by swooping them in. Of course this is can also be attributed to the still-last-season-revered 1-3-1 and defensive personnel. But still, there’s a reason these guys have seemingly been wearing all of the teams’ jerseys during their careers.
Also, Jonas Hiller has been horrible.
Also, my first comment here in a loooooooooong time, and I talk about the goalies of the ever-important Tampa Bay Lightning. That’s a lot of fail right there.
Giants' unofficial & unwanted nordic outpost since 2010.
by Last Place Finnish on Jan 10, 2012 5:33 PM PST up reply actions
My buddy always plays as the Blackhawks, and their goalie sucks. Crawford I think his name is.
by free f.p. #14 on Jan 10, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
I think I actually remember Crawford being terrible. Still the vast majority of goalies are darn good.
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
by calgiants86 on Jan 10, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
T-Rex unity.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jan 10, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
He should contact Todd Linden to see if there is a spot in the North American League
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 10, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
Giants obviously screwed up his development by trading him
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The manager of the Yomiuri Giants is Takahashi Bochi. Has nobody remarked on this yet?
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
That was a twitter joke
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
Mayor of Smug.
Dammit. I fell in.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
It’s ok. I had to google to make sure.
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
Mayor of Smug.
I would like Kendrys Morales to be in the French vanilla.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .
Job 1:14-15
A curious question popped up in my head yesterday
Assuming that they are all good, which team you currently root for would you give up?
My rooting interest level
1) Giants-Longest history and went through thick and thin.
2) Niners-Second longest history and went through thick and thin
3) Warriors-I am a masochist
4) Sharks-shorter history and harder to follow.
I would have to give up the Sharks.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Gave up the 49ers after they won that first Stupid Bowl in their ’80s glory years, since all that winning was boringgave up the Warriors after they shipped out Sprewell and become really boring, never did learn to like hockey.
F Sprewell
Anyone who punches the coach should be kicked to the curb. I was more upset Webber left.
I haven’t really followed them in about 20 years.
Blerg
by Myemail21479 on Jan 10, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
Didn't he also threaten to shoot Al Harrington too?
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I don't know if this is true
but it totally reminded me of the scene in White Men Can’t Jump when the guy went to his car to get a gun after getting hustled.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
I was playing basketball at a park one time when a guy left the game, went to his car, and grabbed a machete because he thought somebody else was making eyes at his girlfriend.
This is why you don’t give 16-year-olds cars or machetes or girlfriends.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions
He yelled and stomped around a bit and waved the thing around and his face got really red and then walked back to his car because he wasn’t going to do anything because he was a dumbass, snivelling 16-year-old. The story is more badass if I stop before that part.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions
I kind of wish I didn’t write that his face walked back to his car.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions
It's funnier though
He wasn’t waving his car around?
Howie saw Ugueth Urbina playing basketball
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 10, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions
You left out the part where while he was stomping around...
…you left with his girlfriend
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After their first? Did you give up the Giants in 2010?
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jan 10, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions
that's my point, thanks
I like baseball in a way I never liked other sports.
Regarding 49ers being boring: I wasn’t quite bored enough. I wish they had won more SBs.
Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006
I’ll be giving up the Kings when they leave.
by chilibean_3 on Jan 10, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
My rooting interests:
1) Giants
2) NFL Fantasy Players
3) Non NL West MLB for fantasy player
4) NBA Fantasy Player.
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Jan 10, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
My 5 Tiers
1) Manchester United / Giants / Sharks
2) Niners / Cal
3) Barca / Milan Teams / PSG / Ferrari F1 / Citroën WRC / Peugeot Le Mans
4) Stade Français / Racing Levallois 92 / London Wasps / Harlequins FC
5) Bulls / Lakers
Give up the NBA
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Sounds like you're living in a fantasy world
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Why would I give one up?
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
It's a hypothetical question
you don’t have to participate.
BTW: You should go read Easterbrook column for his love of the Niners. Here is a quote:
As for the Saints, their offense continues to be near perfect. In blocking, receiving, rushing, quarterbacking, play design, the Saints have the package. We’ll see how this team fares at Green Bay, away from their dome noise and house-party atmospherics. New Orleans is 9-0 at home and so far is 5-3 on the road.
http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/story/_/id/7443700/children-spread-offense-taken-hold-football-know-it
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
San Jose Sabercats.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jan 10, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
They still exist in my heart.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jan 10, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
I saw them play in Memphis. It was awesome to see Pawlawski.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .
Job 1:14-15
After the XFL, I could never listen to the song Jumper without laughing.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
I guess I'd have to give up the Giants
since they’re the only team for which I have more than the most casual fan interest.
"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain
1) Giants
2) Texas Longhorns
3) Niners
4) Warriors
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
o/˜
One of these things is not like the other…
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
lol
Yea, but having gone to school there, I feel a little obligated to root for them – even if they are somewhat like the Red Sox of College Sports.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
1. Giants
2. Roger Federer
3. Sharks
I’m still not sure whether I care about the Sharks, to be honest. They need to skate a little better and pass better, too.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
Your Roger Federer entry is interesting. This goes back to that convo we were having with, I think, El Person about, “how do you pick one person to root for?” I think that my list would be something like:
1.a. Giants (inlcuding minor leagues)
1.b. Figure Skating
2. 49ers
3. Sac Kings
If I had to pick one skater (or pair or ice dance team), though, instead of ice skating as a whole, I don’t think I could.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
I’ve been mesmerized by Federer since he beat Pete in the 2nd round of the US Open a million years ago. He’s the best I’ve ever seen. Well, maybe Laver, but he’s at the very least the 2nd best.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
I fell in love with Patrick Rafter after his epic match with Andre Agassi. It’s totally irrational, and he wasn’t even that good. You just get caught up in the moment.
I love boxing, too. Mickey Ward, Marvin Hagler, JMM, all those guys. Can’t stand Mayweather, but I’m hardly alone in that. Wish they knew how to market that sport.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
polite aussie
A friend of mine and I got a kick out of the way he would apologize when he would begin a serve but then bail out of his toss. He’d say, “Sorry, mate” to his opponent.
by non sequitur on Jan 10, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions
Et tu, Grant? A doubter?

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jan 10, 2012 12:53 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
That's not Tebow
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Tebow is more of a John the Baptist.
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Oh Boy! Even a bigger ESPN savior is coming?!?
Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006
(((((((((o))))))))))
and right now I’m looking at the ink blot and seeing something like Gregg Zaun
Z-Tunes still playing the Rush on infinite repeat.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.
by bgunn on Jan 10, 2012 12:59 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Has this been discussed?
Floyd Mayweather @FloydMayweather
Manny Pacquiao I’m calling you out let’s fight May 5th and give the world what they want to see.
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Floyd Mayweather: Totally willing to figh Manny Pacquiao under conditions that he has personally assured cannot occur.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions
Floyd Mayweather: Willing to punch his own wife before Manny Pacquiao.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Well, if it will keep him from having to fight Manny Pacquiao, yeah.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions
They’re both irrelevant to me, because I have basic cable and to hell with Pay Per View.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
that is where MMA is innovating. The heavyweight fight in November on Fox (Junior Dos Santos d. Cain Velasquez) is going to be the first of 4 or 5 on free TV over the next year.
Ultra-projectable
I feel like I want to rage. Right now.
The powers that be in boxing should throw Dana White 200 million dollars and beg him to save boxing.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This would be great. If it happens. I’m typically not one to doubt 2nd-hand twitter, but I doubt Floyd wants to risk his shinny perfect record.
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
I think he would sell it for 150 mil
Since he is going to get 50 mil, and should he lose, there will be rematches.
Blerg
by Myemail21479 on Jan 10, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions
I'LL FIGHT YOU ON THE INSIDE DAWG PRISON RULEZ!!!
Soft Filipino kid doesn’t know what tough is….
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You can never have too many catching prospects
The graveyard is filled with highly regarded, early round catchers who do not pan out. The league is also filled with semi-powered, low OBP catchers who draw a 7 figure salary because their knees are holding up.
The more, the merrier. Catchers can always play other positions. Not the other way around. Plus I dream of the day when we can start 3 catchers in the infield.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Dream Big!
How many catchers in the outfield?
Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006
I dream in Molinas
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
A gapper! It’s rolling to the wall! Molina goes after it!
We have time for a brief message from our sponsor.
Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006
by Lunkus on Jan 10, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
CF Pagan
2B Fontenot
3B Sandoval
P Posey
RF M. Cabrera
LF Huff
1B H. Sanchez
SS Crawford
C Whiteside
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions
What is Posey’s pitch repertoire?
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
mid 90s fastball
or “faster than Barry Zito”
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Ol’ #1, and anytime the catcher puts down #2, he just shakes his head and says, “I ain’t having it.”
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 10, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions
He throws the awesomeball.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions
i hear that pitch is really good for your WHIP
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
We don’t really know, because the only stat they keep for it is AWESOME.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions
He throws an "all-american fastball"
and his off-speed pitch is a “gee-whiz, sorry for making you look foolish ball”
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Silly
Posey would be playing SS.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Pretty sure we’ve already done that. Posey has played a fair amount of first, Pablo had to have been at third for at least one of those games.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Jan 10, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions
I mean regularly starting. Or better yet
1B Joseph
3B Sandoval
C Sanchez
SS Posey
2B Susac?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
The Giants can re-sign Pedro Feliz for their All Catcher lineup.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 10, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions
The Featured Stories section of this site
Has a link to Grant’s fake moneyball sequel. Re-reading that thread was pretty funny.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 10, 2012 1:31 PM PST reply actions
Did y'all read Sullivan's piece about Fielder?
That was some funny shit right there.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
My brain somehow scrambled that to say funny piece of shit Fielder
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
It was awesome, as usual. Perhaps even funnier than what Grant's done lately.
I still can’t fathom the stupidity of people regarding clearly satirical pieces. The tweet Sullivan referred to made me sad. Of course the dude could have been trolling Sullivan back, but I doubt it after reading just some of his former tweets (SSS?).
Giants' unofficial & unwanted nordic outpost since 2010.
by Last Place Finnish on Jan 10, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions
Reminds me of when the Padres had both Santiago and Sandy Alomar in their system
I’d be disappointed if the Giants weren’t catching-hoarding fools that the rest of the league envied for the next decade.
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The Bums clearly do not subscribe to this philosophy.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
how dare you forget bruce bochy
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
I think the Rangers are the most recent example of catching hoarders
Saltalablahblah, Teagarden, Ramirez
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 10, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions
Funny how Salty eventually panned out
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
/throws ball into 3rd base seats
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Jan 10, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions
Reds
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
This was one of the weirdest sequences of events at the trading deadline last year
The Reds have placed catcher Ramon Hernandez on waivers, according to Danny Knobler of CBSSports.com (via Twitter). Tim Dierkes listed Hernandez as one of his August trade candidates at the top of the month.
In late July, there was talk that the Reds were listening on offers for Hernandez, but GM Walt Jocketty said that the veteran would be staying put just prior to the deadline. In 286 plate appearances for the Reds this year, the 35-year-old is hitting .292/.350/.465 with eleven homeruns.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
When the Padres had Alomar and Santiago in the minors...
…Terry Kennedy was their starter on the big team. Not too shabby.
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This was a pretty crappy trade
Alomar was a highly regarded catcher in the San Diego organization after being named Baseball America Minor League Player of the Year in both 1988 and 1989, but he was stuck behind Benito Santiago at the Major League level. After two short call-ups with the Padres, he finally got his chance at an everyday job after being traded to Cleveland after the 1989 season along with Carlos Baerga and Chris James, in exchange for power-hitter Joe Carter
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Even worse
Carter had one year between 1986-1994 in which he had a OPS+ of below 104…guess the year.
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
I was a PAdre fan at the time and wanted them to trade Benito, not Alomar
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Looking at his stats
Benito was very good his first two year but had dropped off pretty significantly in 1988 and 1989. Why they made trade is a lot confusing to me.
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His first year was only 62 PAs, so it was really only his first full year before the numbers fell off
When he was at the top of his game, he (along with Pudge) was the best I ever saw at throwing out would-be base stealers. He regularly threw out runnrs from his knees; it was nothing short of amazing.
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Obviously I wasn’t around to see it, but I’ve always figured he was kind of like Buster Posey when he was young. Is there any truth to that idea?
Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all
Dude was good for the Giants
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Less offense, more defense
Posey is a guy who has adapted to playing catcher remarkably well. Santiago looked like he was born to play it. He and Tony Pena brought athleticism to the position where it previously wasn’t seen. Back in those days, catchers looked like Bench, Munson, Kennedy, Scioscia, etc; big butt-thick leg guys.
Santiago and Pena were like cats back there
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If only he could learn to block a ball in the dirt.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yeah
his defensive ability was pretty amazing. I also overestimated SAJ’s career. Benito had a more consistent and better offensive career than SAJ.
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
From his knees
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Some good Giants..
Game Winning HR in the NLCS Game 4

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
not a bad trio
and not a bad closer
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Andres Gallaraga, i miss him
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Kent, Burks, Lofton…
That was a great era of Giants baseball. Sigh.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
LS...LS...LS...LS
/totally agree
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Lofton, yes
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
I loved all those guys, too. But the pitching was only ok, except for Nen & Schmidty. I like the current team better.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
Yep, Nen and Schmidt were basically the stars, with Ortiz doing ok, Hernandez, Woody… some good role players
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Woody was the J.T. Snow of pitchers.
Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all
Woody was the J.T. Snow of pitchers.
C’mon though, who didn’t like Woody ?
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Who didn’t like J.T.?
Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all
Concur
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
I loved them both so haters gonna watch Livian Hernandez
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 10, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions
It’s so weird how he’s still around.
Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all
He’s the type who’ll be pitching while in his 50’s. And still absolutely maddening to watch
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 10, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions
That era of Giants was a lot like this year’s Cardinals, frankly.
Except our closer was better.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Yup, i actually agree with that. Nobody dominant at pitching other than 1 starter and a dominant closer, with a powerful offense
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
but all the pitching was capable of winning on any given day. It’s always nice to wake up and now the Giants have a chance to win because of the pitching as opposed to going “Oh, crap- it’s Zito”
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 10, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions
Exactly
every pitcher was capable of giving the giants a chance every game. agreed
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Enjoy it now!!!
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Loved Lofton. I always wore the same cleats that he wore while in Cleveland
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Jan 10, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions
I think SAJ was still the better guy to trade
Santiago would have brought more back as an established MLBer and Alomar would have given them more time on the service clock.
SAJ was done in by injuries, but there was no way to foresee that
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Okay, so, after z-ing through this thread lemme see if I’ve got this right…
so far today: lawyers suck, people who say lawyers suck – suck, Sanchez sucks, the front office sucks, and injuries suck….?
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
SUCKING SUCKS!
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
Mayor of Smug.
I BEG TO DIFFER
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions
Kendrys has recently been plugged into the grid
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 10, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions
Hey GP I think this is our fault
Whiskey Caucus @WhiskeyCaucus 1h Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
whistles RT @washingtonian: DC has one of the country’s highest binge-drinking rates: bit.ly/wdxZO9
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Not mine, sir.
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
I like Hector
If nothing else, he could end up being the tastiest trade bait of all. Switch Hitting catcher. Aren’t there like, 7 of these ever? (I AM EXAGGERATING)
We have two now!
I believe Susac is a switch hitter as well
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lol 1B logjam
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Not really
I mean, if the organization was run properly, there is no logjam at all.
I’d be totally fine with Pill as the 25th man, and obviously Huff’s done, and Belt should either be playing 1B or LF and stick with it, at least until they figure out whatever’s going on. (Probably LF, honestly, so Mr. Posey has somewhere to go someday)
Villalona? Oropesa?
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Villalona is probably a huge tub of goo
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 10, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions
Terry Forester and David Letterman say Hi, Lars & Angel!
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As I typed I wondered about spelling
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career OPS+, 145
That fat tub of goo really could hit.
It seems that they can barely figure out who is going to play 1B at San Jose next year.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
Or in San Francisco
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Posey and Sandoval have also been speculated as needing to be moved there sooner or later, and do play there on occasion.
The depth-chart on the 25-man alone is 6 players deep.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
It’s sad that people are still talking about moving Sandoval to first.
Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all
I think this argument is at least partially born of ignorance on national scale. I still come across arguments that Sandoval will “eat his way out of the sport.” If he does, that probably won’t be until his early 30s, but he seems to have shaken off a lot of the doubts with his play last year, at least locally.
If he makes another All-Star team or contends for a batting title again or something equally high profile this coming season, he might kill that speculation… Much as he’ll always be capable of filling in at 1B in a pinch.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
It's a fail-safe, not the way it should be
Sandoval and Posey are both wasted at first, as their defense is amazing.
This and this and this. Pablo’s turned into a really good 3B and that’s nothing to sneeze at. Unless you’re sick, of course.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 10, 2012 2:30 PM PST up reply actions
Well, it remains to be seen how well Posey will perform as a catcher. I agree that the Giants should keep him behind the dish as long as they are able, but there’s no guarantee he’ll be able to stay there. In the long run, if Posey has to change positions his best shot is as a 3B or maybe a 2B.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
If Posey is eventually going to have to end up at 1B...
…I’d rather play him at C and let him walk as FA
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Wait
and obviously Huff’s done
You’re giving him no chance of bouncing back? I think his OPS+ will be a lot closer to his career 114 than last season’s 90. ZiPS has him at 103
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Ah, done with the Giants after this season
I misread that
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Pablo was one too
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Sanchez should grab a 1B mitt, too
If his bat reaches MLB levels, he’d assure himself more PT as a backup C/1B
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Switch-hitting 1B would be pretty sweet, if his platoon splits are reasonable (I have no clue if they are).
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
what about Belt?
who?
I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.
-GOB Bluth
OT: I still listen to an obscene amount of Judas Priest in the year 2012
I have no shame about this. Something is clearly very wrong(right) with me.
I'm that way with Van Halen's first couple of albums
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the first VH is gold.
I’m not a fan of really anything else.
That said, Running with the Devil is one of the best songs ever made.
I heard their latest release on the radio this morning
It was called “Tattoo”. It sucked.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 10, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions
The original version, “Penis Tattoo”, was better.
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions
/really meant ‘felt it’
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jan 10, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions
It has an unending stiff beat.
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The extended 12" single is amazing
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My only complaint is that it gets a little soft in the middle.
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions
Good god I love the drum tone on most of Priest's albums
You know, that empty stadium sound of the 80s, but with some grit to it without sounding totally artificial like Def Leppard and the like.
I just made this comment to my friend which she rightfully mocked me with a "First World Problems" comment
ugh i have to go to the mac store again cuz my stupid charger wire has frayed AGAIN
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I have been having the same problem. I am solving said problem with an assload of electrical tape.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
This will be like my 7th charger in 2 1/2 years
They always give me a new one for free. It’s just annoying
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Anything Apple related always gets this tag
Also, no one ever properly wraps their cables of any kind. As a studio production person, I cringe every time I see the average person wrap a cable. THEY’RE NOT MADE OF RUBBER
They told me to use the prongs
I used the prongs and it still happened. Advice?
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Gracias
I’m guessing that was my problem this time around.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
it's not a problem.
I never try to spam my work, because I think it’s in poor taste, but we did a short how-to video a couple months ago on this.
I see black and orange nail polish!
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Step 1) Acquire a short length of double-sided velcro.
Step 2) Don’t use the adapter to coil. Coil by hand, letting the cable loop naturally.
Step 3) Velcro the looping.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Like I said, my introduction to cabling was with mangled, kinked 100 ft. extensions for 550w ellipsoidals, with tape adhesive melted to the insulation.
It also taught me a lot about how the ancient Greeks envisioned Hell.
Never again.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
The Studios here are run clearly by film students who excelled at concepts and failed at the fundamentals
I had to fix a lighting rig that was clearly going to kill us all a couple months ago.
I studied theater in college, and you couldn’t major unless you took 3 semesters of classes on design and production, and worked four stage crews for departmental theater or dance shows, especially for us directing students.
Those, plus art history, were probably the most useful classes I took in my four years.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
My degree was entirely in studio production
Even if my emphasis was in writing and project management, all of that studio time was essential (and also allowed me to get a job straight out of school, unlike the barista population of Los Angeles… no offense)
Yeah. I was hoping to get an AD internship, or as an AME somewhere in San Francisco, Portland, or Seattle, but anything that actually pays has like a sub-1% acceptance rate these days.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Don't get me wrong
It IS tough out there.
I had to live on a couch for a year.
I just basically had to get a swiss army knife education so I could throw darts in every direction and hope it stuck somewhere. I’m making hourly below the entry level for my skillset and have been so for a year, but at least it’s a relevant job.
Yeah.
I’m back to mulling over going to law school, though I don’t necessarily have a good idea of what I’d do with a JD. Maybe IP or copyright law, or try to get into the talent rep game.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Well, you definitely know your stuff in that arena
I’ve considered it myself, at least IP law, but ultimately I think it’s more helpful for my independent productions to just have a general knowledge of the way things work, at least to be able to negotiate with folks who do have fancy law titles after their name.
Best case scenario (AKA it will never happen): Scholarship to Stanford Law, become Lawrence Lessig’s bitch, work for Creative Commons as a billables jockey after I graduate.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Lessig is awesome.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
As my mother put it, “That guy’s credentials are completely out of control.”
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
I was annoyed when Harvard poached him.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Oh fuck, he’s at Harvard now?
Way to crush my vague, uncommitted dreams, speckops. :(
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
I thought the “become Lessig’s bitch” followed the scholarship to SLS. I think he moved in 2009.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
December 2008.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Hard to become Lessig’s bitch if he’s at Harvard.
New dream: Go to McGeorge, become a mole inside Scott Boras’ firm, bring him down from the inside.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Hahahaha, getting a job out of McGeorge!
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
(Boras went to McGeorge.)
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
(I know)
But back then you could actually get a job out of McGeorge.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Step three, pay on your student loans until you’re dead.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I have these: http://www.amazon.com/Velcro-Reusable-Self-Gripping-Inches-91140/dp/B001E1Y5O6
So danged useful.
The Raider press conference is pretty hilarious
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
What is happening? People keep mentioning it on twitter.
by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 10, 2012 2:30 PM PST up reply actions
Coach got fired… I know that…
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Shocking, I know.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I kind of enjoy the Raiders in the same way one enjoys a really bad movie. They’re like the Point Break of football teams
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 10, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions
Raiders football is another one of those things that leaves me feeling very conflicted. We rooted for the Raiders all through the mid 70’s early 80’s, but I never forgave Davis for moving the team. Then again Davis did a lot of good stuff, but he did a lot really annoying stuff too, and he hung on too long. I still watch them out of the corner of my eye, but I kinda lost interest in football anyway.
Great memories though.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I think it was Mike Silver the other morning (on Murph & Mac) who was going off about how dysfunctional the Raiders are, and that Al — legend that he was — created a culture that was totally detrimental to the team. He just went off.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
It’s sad. Davis did a lot to advance the roles of “people of color” and “women” in professional football, pity he was such a p00pypants about other things.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
The GM just stated that he would have to work the waiver wire and unsigned FA markets to improve the team because they have no draft picks and are up against the salary cap.
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But did he mention “the glory of the Raiduh’s?”
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 10, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions
that is a well-conceived plan
but there is great risk
Ultra-projectable
I feel like I want to rage. Right now.
TPM reference!
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Truly, Painfully Mediocre?
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The Phantom Menace
My only nerdom expertise
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Who needs draft picks
When you have a 30 something year old QB?
Blerg
by Myemail21479 on Jan 10, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
I lol'd
That was an interesting move.
by McCutchenIsTheTruth on Jan 10, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions
They [KNBR talking heads] were speculating today that that move might be what caused the coach’s ouster.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Yeah, but Jackson didn’t approve that deal. The GM did.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Isn't the thought that Hue was the driving force behind that deal?
and the GM that approved the deal is no longer there right?
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
http://www.profootballweekly.com/2011/12/30/raiders-gm-search-teams-first-priority-of-new-year
Since Al Davis passed away in October, head coach Hue Jackson has been the de facto pro personnel director, orchestrating deals for OLB Aaron Curry and QB Carson Palmer prior to the trade deadline. However, according to a team insider, the pressure of both coaching and being GM are too much for Jackson, and the organization will look for someone outside of the organization to take the GM role.
Al Davis WAS the GM.
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions
lulz
and the organization will look for someone outside of the organization to take the GM role
…whose first move will be to fire Jackson
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Harbaugh for Carson Palmer!
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Same reason Smart got the shove. The GM wants “their guy” to rebuild the franchise.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
yup
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What GM?
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions
Davis’ next of kin or whatever okayed the deal, since Jackson wasn’t writing the checks.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Oh, I guess that would be Mark (?) Davis.
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions
If you google Raiders GM
You get 0 results
Blerg
by Myemail21479 on Jan 10, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions
Right after
they had used a 3rd rounder to pick up Pryor.
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
They could have taken a similar chance for less cost on Donovan McNabb, who probably wouldn’t have been a whole lot different than Jason Campbell in that system at this point.
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions
LOL They just lost lights.
What is up with the Bay Area and power outages?
by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 10, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions
It's never too early!
30. San Francisco 49ers — Kendall Wright, WR, Baylor
The explosive receiver deserves a lot of credit for Griffin’s Heisman. His ability to make plays after the catch would be a huge addition to the Niners’ ho-hum offense.
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
ICWYDT
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
I wish the niners could trade up to pick Justin Blackmon from OSU
A big physical receiver that can give us more weapons on offense
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
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He can run explosively back to the huddle after Alex Smith overthrows him by 5 yards!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 10, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions
LOL
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
It's amazing to me
that NE yet again has two draft picks in the first round this year. (28 and 31)
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Cincinnati is set up pretty well too
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Watched him in a half a dozen games this season
He’s legit. Really fast, burned some good corners, was constantly RGIII’s first option, did an incredible job making a lot of 20+ yard catches. Ceiling is Steve Smith (Carolina version). Floor is a semi-productive slot receiver.
I’d be surprised if he was still around in the late first round. There are concerns about his size, so maybe.
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A lot of really good defensive players and O-linemen in the first round. Less so with receivers; he might be the best on the board after Blackmon, though I can’t remember off the top of my head.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
How high is Blackmon going to go? He was really impressive in the BeatStanfordBowl.
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
I think he’s listed around 5th on the board, though where he actually goes again depends on what the teams are looking for. We might see some preliminary mocks, now that the first 24 slots are set, but I would be surprised to see him fall past the 10th pick.
Come to think if it Alshon Jeffries (sp?) from South Carolina is another projected first rounder, probably higher than Wright.
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Anywhere from 2 to 5. I think that Rams end up taking him, whether its at 2 or a trade down with Washington.
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A trade down is possible, but I could easily see the Rams taking Kalil at #2 to give Bradford some extra protection.
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That seems like their best move to me.
by free f.p. #14 on Jan 11, 2012 2:18 AM PST up reply actions
I am not a big fan of picking up receivers early on. I rather they spend it on the OL or the secondary.
I’m okay with Crabtree, Morgan, and Williams and maybe a veteran guy next year.
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I am not a big fan of picking up receivers early on
Jerry Rice
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
lol.
Isn’t this basically like citing Mike Piazza as an example that you can always find value in the late rounds of the draft?
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yeah, i was just busting chops
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
What's the most sure-fire position to draft in the 1st round?
RB?
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My hunch is linemen, but I’m not up to speed on the conventional wisdom.
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I think first round offensive lineman have the lowest bust rate, but I’m not 100% sure about that.
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 8:11 PM PST up reply actions
Robert Gallery says hi.
/he isn’t even that bad anymore
/I’m clearly trolling
by free f.p. #14 on Jan 11, 2012 2:19 AM PST up reply actions
Tony Mandarich is probably the biggest non-QB bust in NFL history
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Not sure
But recently, taking a RB in the first round is thought of as a waste, because late round picks and undrafted guys can make just as much of a contribution as First Round guys (Reggie Bush v. Fred Jackson etc.)
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D-line maybe?
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
This isn't exactly what you asked
But this is a useful article to the debate.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?page=NextLevel4
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Even better
http://www.scoresreport.com/2009/04/17/which-position-is-the-safest-bet-in-the-first-round/
Centers and guards, kickers (lol), safeties, defensive tackles and linebackers, defensive ends, offensive tackles, in that order… If you put faith in the study and methods used.
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It used to be to wait on drafting in the secondary until the late rounds but the now the number of receivers is way up and the top ones may be too often prima donnas to be of real value.
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I think a veteran receiver (who still has some legs: more like the Jets picking up Santonio Holmes) is a better choice than drafting a new one.
Yeah, the O-Line could use some help, but we’ve already burned a lot of picks there in the last few years. I’d like to see them beef up the pass defense if they can.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
You can get good playmakers late if you know what to look for
But the 6’7 350 LB manmeat who can lift a million pounds, goes fast.
Blerg
by Myemail21479 on Jan 10, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions
Isn't one of Crabtree's abilities to make plays after the catch?
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.
One of my students proclaimed that he isn't a Raiders fan any more because they fired the coach
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.
From Steven Soderbergh's Wiki...
Around the same time, he planned a 3-D live-action rock musical film based on Cleopatra’s life entitled “Cleo”, with Catherine Zeta-Jones in talks to play Cleopatra, and with music by the band Guided by Voices.
How did this Grant comment get missed and not greened?
It’s a conspiracy.
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Jan 10, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions
Busy Buster Posey Fapping
I like clicking on the Rank number 1 next to Florida State. He was miles ahead of everyone.
Blerg
What's up
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Ooooh I know!!!!
THE SKY!!!!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Man, vintage Pokémon was awesome.
/152-651 can get off my lawn.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
This line.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 10, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions
649, my bad.
But seriously, look at this shit.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
On Garbodor
but deep within its impossibly gooey body is a used-condom heart of disappointment
I haven’t played pokemon since l like 6th grade and found this hilarious.
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
I submit to you that there were some that were awesome later on, but overall I agree.
That said, this hippo who wallows in his own sand filth is awesome.
It takes work to get a really good Hippowdon, though. Egg moves are a pain.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 8:13 PM PST up reply actions
I hated how the only Ghost Pokemon in the first games just happened to have a Poison type to completely nullify the resistance to Psychic.
And their only weakness was what, Bug? Which had an arsenal of moves that ranged from Blow to Suck. Oh, and of course only one Special stat.
I think Ice too
or maybe that was Psychic
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
Articuno > All
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Nah
Blastoise > All (b/c he could learn Ice moves)
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
nothing
Feeling lethargic now. I hate that feeling. It’s not even being tired. If I was tired, I could just take a nap. This is more annoying.
by non sequitur on Jan 10, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions
Just got back from Vegas last night… feel the same way… But i feel absolutely awesome right now. One reason why i love my girlfriend, she basically told me what’s up in terms of getting back to the old me, “positive, motivated, etc.”
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A girlfriend and a trip to Vegas, eh. Well, I’m one for two.
by non sequitur on Jan 10, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions
NO girlfriend on the trip
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I think it was Scout that was giving me tips the other night on where to go in Vegas… Tao i think was one of the clubs he mentioned… well we didn’t go there, we went to Marquee… $55 cover, got in free, but drinks were like $35 bucks
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I just ordered my first pair of reading glasses. And it made me feel, well, old.
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well... i already need glasses, and i'm blind without em...
you didn’t need glasses before did you?
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I wear contacts. But sometimes words are very tiny. And I don’t want to keep squinting – I have enough crinkles at the corners.
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I’ve been putting off the inevitable—the DMV will make sure I don’t pass another eye test though.
Getting my eyes checked is on my 2012 To Do list though.
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
I cheated last time I took the eye test (basically memorized it while standing in line) because my eyes are just about ready for reading glasses
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 10, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions
I cheated on the eye exam when I was applying for the FBI. Passed!
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I’ll remember that next time I need the FBI’s help (which I always do)
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 10, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions
I passed the DMV eye test without any corrective lenses, and I have optic nerve damage. You should be fine.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions
I've been wearing glasses for as long as I can remember
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 10, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions
So, since breakfast?
/ducks
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
I’ve had glasses or contacts since I was 14. But now I have reading glasses. Like old people wear.
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i think i've worn glasses since... i was 10 or something
don’t remember much.
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There’s no way I could insert and remove contacts. I can barely drop liquid doses in my eye.
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
Yea... took me awhile to get over that
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Contacts are the best thing that ever happened to me.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
hi five! same
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I really want lasik, but need to pay off some other stuff first.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
How old you have to be for lasik? 25? or something? But yea, that’d be nice, mom had it but she had to use glasses anyway for night driving and reading
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I didn’t know there was an age limit. Huh. I’m old enough, whatever it is.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
well yea...
but i thought there was an age limit…
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I’ve been told it’s risky for people over forty. Some consider it risky at any age.
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
I wish I could get it, but the doc says it’s not for me. I can’t wear contacts anymore, either.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
How about reading glasses?
Should I get a chain to wear them around my neck?
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I just bought a whole bunch of cheap ones and leave them lying around. And then of course when wearing them peer over the top to see long distances. ooooh la la.
Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006
You probably shouldn’t get corrective surgery on your eyes until your body is fully developed, I imagine.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions
I loved my contacts, but they made me hate air conditioned rooms. I also love glasses, and I also love air conditioned rooms, so the contacts had to go.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions
You were still hallucinating the next day?
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 10, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, I got mine when I was 9.
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I can’t wait for the day I need correction for both distance and reading.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
Yes you can! I’m not looking forward to it, and it will be in two days for me.
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I may have been being sarcastic. ;-)
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
It's a pain in the ass.
I have different glasses for everything. I have 5 pairs in various places around the house.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
I know. I was reinforcing my pathetic state of vision with my response. Because it’s really sucky. Reading glasses. Shit.
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Eli Whiteside>Hector Sanchez
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oh... my...
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Chocolate Cake!
Ordinarily, I’m a pie person, but this cake is awesome. Not from a box, either.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
Chocolate Bumpy Cake is the best
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never been a huge fan of fruit in cake… It’s not supposed to have anything healthy!!! JUST SUGAR DAMMIT!
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Rasberry works well with Chocolate
The tart bounces off the sweet so well. A sweeter fruit would be not as good, like apples.
Blerg
by Myemail21479 on Jan 10, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
yum
I am the Giants' Traveling Secretary for all their trips to France ... not.
by I live in Paris and you don't on Jan 10, 2012 3:10 PM PST via Android app reply actions
hey, my brother lives in Paris, too
tell him to get a job
not sure, he's moved a couple times recently
He used to be in the Jewish Quarter where things were open on Sunday, but I guess those pleasures paled and he moved on.
We’re going to try to visit this spring. I should book us a flight.
hmmmmmm
true that things can be a little dull on Sundays, but nothing beats a good French challah
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by I live in Paris and you don't on Jan 10, 2012 3:20 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
The Marais ain't so bad either.
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by I live in Paris and you don't on Jan 10, 2012 3:21 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Isn’t the Marais the same thing? Anyhow, that’s where he used to be.
Fun town, Paris. People were very nice to us.
Are you kidding? The marais is the place to be right now. So many great stores, restaurants etc.
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
My parents own a place on Place des Vosges, which is just a few blocks away from where your brother used to live. I lived there for three years back in the day. It was soooo nice having a few things open on Sunday.
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
my brother never lived here
to my knowledge. Place de Vosges is very nice if you’re rich
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(if you click the “up” link on his post, you’ll see he replied to wcw)
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
ah. I’m still getting the hang of this.
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by I live in Paris and you don't on Jan 10, 2012 3:26 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Congratulations!
Oh… nevermind.
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Jan 10, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions
I will, when I see him
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me? the 5th
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Over 700 comments in 3.5 hours…
Must be a slow afternoon around here.
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No giants baseball
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Because it's been a whole day since we talked about Tebow
The guy who wrote and performed “St. Elmo’s Fire” redid the song as a tribute to our Lord and Football Savior
http://deadspin.com/5874861/john-parr-updates-his-1985-hit-st-elmos-fire-for-tim-tebow
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I always thought John Parr looked like Ricardo Montablan.
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Shift-A
Still working on my grant, but saw this tweet come across my feed and thought it might be comforting to some folks around here. I am also proud of my institution!
SFGate.com @SFGate 10m Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Pot smoking not so harmful to the lungs, study finds sfg.ly/yRgW7s
p.s., it is almost 4:20.
We’ve been working on Grant all day.
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Is that how you get McC Premium?
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Totally OT, and possibly NSFW
The best line from this story: “the 21-year-old Iranian man found himself between a rock and a hard place”.
Go read for yourself.
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If only this was the first time this had been posted.
If only.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
You are reading my mind.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
Dammit. I haven’t been around lately. SO SUE ME. =)
I did like this article on it better, though.
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/seriously but not so seriously begins looking into this
Oh, sure. Women would have the corner on that market.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The unforgettable

Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006
And to think that we now have the reality show Gigolos.
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on Jan 10, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions
I think I was the first one to post this here. If there is a genital reference to be made, I am usually good for it. I am still trying to figure out if this guy is lucky or cursed.
Lucky, I guess, until it falls off.
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That’s what the deep pockets in men’s jeans are for!
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It sounds hideous. And embarrassing. And, of course, painful.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I'm not willing to find out -->
what was the man’s attitude during the procedure?
Though it is clearly well-informed, we find his argument unconvincing; however, the possibility that we are too stupid to comprehend it deserves serious consideration. Germane Literature: The Cutting Edge 13:2, 4/2006
I suppose the artist would want to smooth the paper, so to speak, before starting the inscription, don’t you think?
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Yay
I actually get to watch the Sharks tonight
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Me, too. Let’s hope they don’t suck. They looked better the other night.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
Aren’t they playing like …… soon?
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
okay….. like NOW.
/sets dvr
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
On Vs. or NBC Sports Skynet, or whatever they're calling it.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
yeah, I was going to wait for the Mr. to get home from work.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Does CSN California only do their evening games?
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Central!
(Subject to Fucking East Coast™ scheduling.)
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
NBC [aka Versus] usually has 10 or so Sharks games a season. Looks like the next “not Randy & Drew” is February 15th.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
then they are on NBC on the 19th and that looks like it. But that’s some real small print on that schedule, so I could be wrong.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Can you access radio through sjsharks.com? or through kfox?
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Setoguchi a healthy scratch?
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Seto?
noooooooooo….
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
OT: Cal
I was looking at some recruiting rankings, and Cal has a strong incoming class. Seems like the program is on the upswing.
Do Cal fans follow recruiting closely?
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Cal got a great class this year (tentatively)
They had a pretty good year last year especially on the defensive side and with Allen.
They recruited very well in Tedford’s first few years but the recruiting went down as the team struggled. The recruiting is definitely on an upswing.
Of course, without signed NOIs, it’s not a done deal yet.
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
They’ve consistently recruited well on defense under Tedford.
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 8:21 PM PST up reply actions
OT: Tickets for Saturday's 9er game
interesting, kinda
http://blog.sfgate.com/49ers/2012/01/10/ticket-prices-soar-in-advance-of-49ers-playoff-game/?tsp=1
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
shift-A
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
hahahahahahahahah
the raiders fired Jackson?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I know quite a few Raiders fans who aren't happy
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
and haven’t been for a good 20-25 years now.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I just want the coaching carousel to end.
I wanted Bill Polian as the new GM.
But whoever they hire, let him coach for 5 years. This resetting and rebuilding every frickin year or two is worse to watch than the losing…
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .
Job 1:14-15
What, you want continuity and stability or something crazy like that?
Psh
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
Ironically, this is NOT what I want with the Giants
I want upheaval.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .
Job 1:14-15
Wait til opening day and you look at the starting lineup.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I am not watching Opening Day
Vomiting is not fun.
Neither is laughing til you piss blood.
Or throwing yourself down stairs.
All are realistic outcomes.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .
Job 1:14-15
Personally, I can’t freaking wait and the only bodily fluids I expect to expell are tears when I see Buster playing.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
you might want to see a doctor
about that
The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
by CalBear949 on Jan 10, 2012 5:41 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Would whomever’s running the Raiders know even go outside the Raider circle? Would they consider somebody who believes in a West Coast offense or that drafting really fast WRs even if they’re not known for their ability to catch the ball is not necessarily a good idea? Or will they just bring out a ouija board everytime they need to make a decision?
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 10, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions
WHAT?
I haven’t gotten one text.
Giants Baseball: Hope like hell™
Proud father of the man in charge of taking your hard-earned cash.
ssssshhhhhh!!!
We’re still in the first period!
i’m doing my best to ketchup!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
People who aren’t up do date should maybe not be reading along on the internet.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
This game is kinda meh.
We’re almost at the end of the 1st period, and there’s just no ooomph!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I think the Sharks look better lately, tho. More energy in general.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
They just need to stay close [in the standings] and get hot at the right time.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
It seems like there are a lot less commercials on this broadcast than there usually are on CSN
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Desjardens almost had that
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
and that just happened
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
well there should be more energy
They have had a pretty relaxed schedule so far, 5 games in hand compared for example to the Kings. In January only they still have 10 games, 8 of them away. For the Kings 7 and 3, respectively. It’s gonna be exciting.
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by Last Place Finnish on Jan 10, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions
hold on
It’s Willie Mac’s 74th birthday. Happy birthday, McC.
Looking through the McC FB page, I noticed this: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=548368005695&set=o.214487544278&type=3
BUSTER APPROVED!!! JUST GOT MY BUSTER SHIRT FROM WWW.GRIMYINK.COM SIGNED TODAY!!! HE LIKED THE SHIRT ALOT! THEY ARE STARTING TO TAKE OVER AT&T PARK GET YOURS NOW!I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone wearing one of those shirts.
I have a friend who owns this shirt.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Dammit Sharks
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
God Damnit
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
What time is the football game on?
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
WARRIORS!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
9pm? ugh
too late
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
But Sharks
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
sharks are on now and will be over soon.
NFL network is replaying “the catch” game tonight, but it doesn’t start til 9
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
ohhh, my bad...
wow, they’re replaying the game? that’s sweet, probably gonna watch that when the warriors go down by like 20
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Yeeeeeah, I won’t be sad to miss watching them get blown out by the Heat.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
i just don’t care anymore, this team should just play Klay Thompson and Jenkins the rest of the way as much as possible. Get the top 5 pick, because anything higher than 7 and it’s gone to Utah
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Udoh plz
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
that too
i mean, he’s looked OK so far, not great. I’m sick of Lee though, turnover machine, and no defense
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
He’s undersized, but has had some great plays on defense. If you’re going to put the kids out there, you might as well include Udoh and give him a chance to improve. Smart barely gave him minutes last year, it felt like.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Totally agree. And I like how Jackson is using everybody, so many different rotations. Udoh should be playing like, 25 mins a game, maybe 30. Best low presence, but also can bring some offense like you said
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Plus I’m coming to terms with the fact that the Warriors are always going to be undersized.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
we’re all sick here, even the cat has been sneezing, so we won’t be staying up too late.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Yeah it’s absolutely reeedickulous. He’s been sick since Thanksgiving. It’s one of those where you say “Oh I think I’m better, I’ll go back to living life now” and the virus says “That’s what you think, dumbass, here have a fever!”
So I guess eventually it’ll go away.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
He’s been on 3 different antibiotics since dec.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
so if it is…that angle’s been covered.
He had bronchitis, and pneumonia…I’ve just got a head cold.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
football... what football game
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
GOAL
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Time to slaughter the geth whilst listening to angry norwegian black metal jazz, complete with baritone sax
I’m also playing Mass Effect these days. I suckered myself into playing two Shepards, so I could do the Paragon and Renegade tracks.
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions
Yep, Paragon lady, douchey male.
And then after I play through 3, I’m going to go back and make an engineer with almost everything going wrong.
Same for me with the paragon female, renegade male. I’m bad at being a renegade, though. I regret not slaughtering the colonists.
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions
I wanted to make him Russian-ey for some reason. My version of that doesn’t match his voice, though, and it just came off seeming weird. I like the woman’s voice acting better.
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions
I'm also bad at being a renegade
I didn’t like Mass Effect, the first time I played it.
Now, ME3 is my most looked-forward to game.
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.
tbh I had watched my roomie play 2 and had purchased 1 when I bought my xbox
I suck at 3D shooters, but I’m kinda enjoying the hell out of the beastly armor, shot gun approach.
I played this 2 years ago but only got through recruiting Liara. Now I’m crazy far in, loving it
With my dude I’m a pistol/sniper player. With the woman, I’m assault rifling e’rrything.
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions
Dude's all biotics, he wouldn't want to even make the effort to learn how to shoot like a filthy commoner
Girl’s pure soldier grit. And then my last playthrough will likely be a male engineer with a heart of gold and charlie brown luck
I’m really bad at using my biotic skills. I’m only just getting used to the idea of using them, in fact.
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions
err. whoops.
Sorry if you don’t know anything about that. Game’s 5 years old, I tend to forget that there are still spoilers
Yeah, this is my first playthrough. I’m kind of okay with that, though. Ashley’s a racist bitch.
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions
Kostya.
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions
But yeah, someone bought me 2
I was holding out for a GotY edition, because it was a game that was actually Game of the Year, but whatevs. Bought some of the DLC when it was on sale a while back, so I just bought the rest of it instead since I didn’t have to buy the game this time. The Dragon Age DLC was actually pretty good, and if you can spare it, the 1 dollar DLC for 1 is also pretty good. I also heard most of the Mass Effect 2 DLC is amazing
The Shadow Broker DLC is a must buy
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.
I have all of it.
Honestly I heard one of the DLC’s is like a heist at a hotel, so I was sold on that.
Yeah, that one is fun too
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.
I almost always play with pistols and sniper rifles
Except the sniper rifle sucked in ME1.
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.
ASSASSINATION
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions
I think ME has some annoying things, like random planets that are impossible to drive the damn Mako on, and neverending dialogue wheels about whatever, but it’s still video game crack for me. I can’t wait to finish both campaigns and then load my characters into ME2.
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, one of the exciting things about getting to ME2 later is I know they got rid of most of the annoying stuff.
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by howtheyscored on Jan 10, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions
and added planet scanning
which blows… but I can drink whiskey, listen to judas priest and not really pay attention while I do it
driving over them is half the fun
So long as you survive being 19, that is.
When I was 19 I drove from SF to Denver alone without stopping through a storm system.
I have no idea why I am not dead.
I had one crazy drive around that age over Highway 17 through one our worst storms in years
Scary as hell. Was speeding listening to Somewhere in Time by Iron Maiden. In retrospect, it was amazing
When I say, I have no idea why I am not dead, I do not exaggerate. After being on the road for twenty hours I was passing people in tire chains who had a clue over Berthoud Pass.
I think I hit a deer.
I was in a 1982 Rabbit with bald tires.
There is no reason why I should be alive right now.
I once drove from SF to LA
and drafted semis the whole way. Man, was I stupid when I was young.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
Another memory I have that's similar to this
Is around 2002 or so, my family rented an RV to go up to Vancouver, Washington (basically Portland, OR) and drove through what was apparently the worst blizzard in about ten years, we were sliding on the road, trees were falling on the side of the road, and roadblocks were being imposed about 15 minutes after we’d pass through towns. I was mostly sleeping in the back
I have driven into storms, I completely understand stormchasers. And I have no other thrill seeking tendencies.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
Oh, no, my stepdad's a practical dude, we weren't going through it on purpose
My mom was flipping out the entire time. We were going to see my aunt get married.
But the coolest part, was staying in Yreka
and it was beautiful powder all around us the next morning
Drove to Utah in winter one time
Driving 65 with snow blowing across the freeway, seeing cars on their roofs on the side of the road was an interesting experience.
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.
I once drove from LA to Sacramento in five hours. Do the math.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Thats about 2 hours faster than it should be, at least.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 10, 2012 10:49 PM PST up reply actions
So, echoing the theme of ‘There is no good reason why I’m still alive’.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yeesh
I’ve gotten my car up to about 108 on 680 at night. It sounded like it was going to start disintegrating any minute.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 10, 2012 10:52 PM PST up reply actions
Holy fuck. What the hell were you driving? How were you not redlining?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
he is actually Dominic Toretto
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
by CalBear949 on Jan 10, 2012 10:57 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
1990 Acura Legend! That sucker could move.
Though to be honest I think that the speedometer was a bit hot. I did get from LA to Sacramento in 5 hours, though, so I was going pretty dman fast.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
A little research shows that my memory might actually be accurate.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
did SF to SD in under 6 once
Around the same age as the Denver drive.
Man, I was stupid.
6 hours on 101?
That’s some scary stuff lol
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Jan 10, 2012 11:04 PM PST up reply actions
101 would have been suicide
5, mostly. I mean, that’s an average of 85.
Average.
I hit LA at commute time, too.
Did I mention, stupid?
I did that from Urbana to Chicago O’Hare. 2:10, Google Earth says 2:55 projected driving time. Included in the 2:10 was a 10 minute detour for gas.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I have no driving stories.
Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all
You can’t drive, right?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Correct
My parents want me to, but I have nowhere to drive and I don’t want to go through all the steps when I can wait until I’m 18 and get it a lot easier.
Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all
Plus it is sooooooooo expensive
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 10, 2012 11:58 PM PST up reply actions
Then wait until college, that’s usually when the driving stories happen
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 10, 2012 11:15 PM PST up reply actions
I was once on a ride with a couple of fellow drunk freshmen
Our driver, of course, was 100% sober, but the rest of us smelled like booze, so we certainly would have aroused suspicion.
Anyway, long story short is we do get pulled over. Nothing was actually wrong, the officer noticed an expired tag, but it was a rented car (ZipCar), so we didn’t mind.
But anyway, as the officer is approaching the car, one of my drunk friends in the back seat freaks out about how we all smell like booze. He comes up with a brilliant solution:
My friend, who has been wearing boat shoes with no socks all day, will take off his shoes, and thus fill the car with gross foot stench to cover up the smell of the alcohol.
The most shocking thing about this plan is that it worked. The officer came over to the car and assumed the customary position, with his face right in the window, shining his light at us. But when that window opened and the full blast of gross feet smell hit him, he literally took two steps back, and proceeded to give us our warning and send us on our way.
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
I once drove from one place to another place in a perfectly reasonable amount of time!
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by howtheyscored on Jan 11, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions
I’m no speed demon [having several firefighter / paramedic relatives got that urge scared out of me at a very young age] but I did go over 100 on 80 one night out there in between Fairfield and Vacaville and probably only for 30 seconds. I was passing a semi.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I think 92-ish was as fast as I’ve gone and been aware of it, and that was at my boldest and teenageriest.
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by howtheyscored on Jan 11, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions
This is why I like cruise control, though. It’s easy to start going really fast on a straight road if you’re just using your foot the whole time.
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by howtheyscored on Jan 11, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions
SF to LA I get, but how did you get to San Diego so fast?
Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all
That last stretch of freeway seems like it would be impossibly difficult.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That shit is difficult at 55, let alone 85.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
5 makes that real easy. Ditto 152 once you get east of Los Banos.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
A real driver could do it faster. The joke is, I was a dumb 19-year-old who — at 2 AM — remembered he had told his 18yo brother he’d pick him up in San Diego the same morning.
Hahahah.
Woops.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Maybe this is the reason your brother moved to Paris, where there’s public transportation aplenty.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Isn’t it though?
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 11, 2012 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
Smoooth lol
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Jan 10, 2012 11:16 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t think I’ve ever been on 152 east of Los Banos. What’s over there?
Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all
Nothing. I mean, Fresno, eventually once you cut down on 99.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I did that this past xmas, too. Though I left at 4:15 AM, stopped once for gas (10 mins), and got to Anaheim just before 9:30. However, I started in Santa Clara.
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Jan 11, 2012 7:08 AM PST up reply actions
I was probably 17 or 18 when I drove through a storm in the mountains just this side of Reno. I couldn’t even see the road. I was quite literally following the dim lights of the car in front of me. I was in a pickup truck completely filled with rafting gear. It was scary.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 10, 2012 9:58 PM PST up reply actions
I had that in Colorado a couple of times. Just followed the brake lights in front of me and hoped for the best.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
On the drive back from Denver — this time, happily, not alone — we did that on highway 50 with no other cars on the road over a couple squirrely passes.
The patrolman who pulled us over afterwards told us that they had closed that road.
I’m trying desperately to remember the gnarliest road I ever drove on in Colorado…. Not Wolf Creek…. The one between Durango and…. Aw, crap.
But that’s far from the gnarliest I’ve ever drove. Huntington Lake to Mono Hot Springs. Jeepers. And then you’ve got Mono Hot Springs to Bear Creek. Now those are nasty roads.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Mountain drives are. Among my favorite memories is watching my father pass macho, stuck 4×4 guys on gravel and dirt roads in the mountains in our 1969 VW camper bus.
Red Mountain Pass. Now that’s a nasty one, particularly in cold weather. Lots of ice. Beautiful, but nerve wracking.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The fact that all your decisions matter in the scope of the trilogy
is the best thing I’ve ever experienced in a video game.
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.
SHINING FORCE 3, NERBS
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
The elevators were the worst.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jan 10, 2012 9:29 PM PST up reply actions
Never even thought about that.
My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper
by Soulbrother16 on Jan 10, 2012 9:30 PM PST up reply actions
It doesn't fix them entirely
But it makes most of the loading better. Obviously wasn’t an option upon release
Oh what the hell
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
LOLWHAT
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
We’re going to catch up in the Sharks game just in time for it to be over!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
That was awful from Braun
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
That a good goal?
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Flying tackles at Niemi seem to be working pretty well for them.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Yay!!!
All tied up!!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
nice way to piss away a lead.
I love allowing odd-man rushes in the last minutes almost straight off a faceoff.
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by Last Place Finnish on Jan 10, 2012 7:10 PM PST reply actions
Oh god damnit I changed the channel
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Keep it changed!
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Alrighty then….note to self: in the future use the toilet before using the vapo-rub.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
It's like when I had contacts
you can’t eat something salty and then clean your contact in your mouth.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
Awesome, and well-deserved.
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Big congratulations to SI’s Joe Posnanski on being named the national sportswriter of the year.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
by Solidarity on Jan 10, 2012 7:25 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Oh, god, don’t say that at Baseball Think Factory.
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They don’t like him over there?
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Go away, Poz. I don’t want to hear from you anymore, I don’t want to read you anymore, I don’t give a flying f**k what you think anymore. Finish up writing your Paterno hagiography, collect your 30 pieces of silver, and go to hell.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You can’t post something like that without explaining how it happene.
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Some people got really bent out of shape about Poz choosing to wait on condemning Joe Paterno.
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I wonder what crawled up this guy's ass and died.
From the looks of it, a Catholic priest.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
That is HARSH.
Explanations pretty please.
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by Last Place Finnish on Jan 10, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions
How is he not just named this every year?
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he's like the only mainstream national writer who knows how to do it...
Only guy I’ve ever seen combine statistical analysis with the mythic status of the game and do so well.
He’s really awesome. I’m not sure I’ve ever read a single piece where I found myself disagreeing with him.
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I won’t say I’ve never disagreed with him.
I will say that I’ve never come away without feeling like I have a new understanding of some greatness.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
that's a sick save by the Wild goalie
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Wild owning the shootout
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Sick move by Koivu
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I just decided to scroll down
so I could comment that lawyer subthreads aren’t nearly as awesome as teacher subthreads.
But, then, I’m biased.
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.
ONLY WORK 9 MONTHS A YEAR
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
Mayor of Smug.
OFF WORK AT 3 AND THEN IMMEDIATELY BEGIN PUNCHING TAX PAYERS
Andre Ethier: Gross-o-Matic 5000
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yessssss
It’s our secret plan. Yep. Totally secret plan.
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.
The Sharks had all the momentum.
Figures that they’d get murdered in the shootout.
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they still get points for that, right?
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yeah… but shootout points don’t count for something or other in determining playoff seedings or ties or something.
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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
OT/SO wins = 2 pts, OT/SO losses 1 pt.
Count as normal points in the standings.
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by Last Place Finnish on Jan 10, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions
yeah but there’s some other funky-doo-da thing that goes on with those points.
Where’s mymclife or whatsamatahari
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Hi!
If there is a tie in points they look only at points earned in Regulation and OT not in the SO.
by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 10, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions
If teams are tied in points at the end of the season they go to a tiebreaker.
1) Wins: Most total wins among the tied teams, excluding games won in the shootout.
2) Head-to-Head Record: Most points in games against each other among the tied teams.
3) Goal Differential: Using the total goals scored during the regular season, the greater positive differential between goals for and against among the tied teams.
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
OH right tiebreakers
totally misread your first post, sorry! :)
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by Last Place Finnish on Jan 10, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions
Can we just all agree the shootout is the worst?
ARG.
by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 10, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions
OVERTIME TO THE DEATH I SAY!
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
They did that already… 2008 I think it was…
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
YES!
But seriously, 5-10 min of 4 on 4 followed by 5-10 min of 3 on 3 … what are the odds that someone doesn’t score?
by WhatsAMataHari on Jan 10, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions
So after 1 on 1 and no goals… Goalie vs Goalie? Then coach vs coach?
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Goalie vs Goalie fights.
I love me some Hextall-Potvin-style greatness.
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by Last Place Finnish on Jan 10, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions
At least they get the loser point?
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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
that's what i'm saying, they still get the point
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I love how Mikko only has that one classic forehand-backhand move and still is absolute murder with it.
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by Last Place Finnish on Jan 10, 2012 7:29 PM PST reply actions
oh and sorry for all ya sharks fans.
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by Last Place Finnish on Jan 10, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions
Not trying to "fish for points"
Just acknowledging the forum where I’m writing to.
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by Last Place Finnish on Jan 10, 2012 7:36 PM PST up reply actions
LA Kings fan? Kind of random, isn’t it?
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And a Giants fan on the baseball front.
I was just lurking here and watching the game, decided to comment. It was a wise decision to go out for coffee at midnight. Somehow that makes you lose your sleep. What a world we live in!
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by Last Place Finnish on Jan 10, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions
How did that happen, anyhow?
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Assuming you’re a native Finn, hockey makes sense, but what cause you to get into American sports?
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Our sports suck.
Really, they blow and suck at the same time. Lots of old school cross-country skiing and track & field in the summer. Not my thing. And because of the size of the market, the product and talent even in the good ones, like hockey is so diluted, it’s hard to watch.
Baseball (and handegg, too) was just so completely different than anything we have, it was on its own exciting. Now, having learned at least some intricacies (?) in it, it has become even more enjoyable.
I still suck at pitch recognition when able to watch, and that should be my focus this coming year.
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by Last Place Finnish on Jan 10, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions
I’ve been playing baseball for a decade and I still can’t recognize pitches unless I’m standing in the batter’s box, so there’s nothing to feel bad about with regard to that.
I always thought Finnish baseball looked interesting. What’s it like?
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Speedy and pretty tactical.
The “pitcher” throws vertically over home plate, so contact is certain, but the batter has to control his power and direction according to what the defense gives you. A catch only clears the bases, which are aligned in a strange Z-like manner. Home runs are like triples in baseball, and there is a back boundary, but it doesn’t amount to anything than a foul ball.
All in all, it’s a very strange game for an American. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pes%C3%A4pallo , if you really want to check it out :D
From that article, “Thanks to the continuous communication, decision making and seamless co-operation on the field pesis is a demanding and interesting team sport, suitable for the modern information era.” LOLWUT
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by Last Place Finnish on Jan 10, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions
What are your thoughts on Mika Hakkinen?
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
hahah, what about him? It was pretty sweet when he won after almost dying a few years earlier and against that douche Schumacher. Local guy too, btw has the saddest landmark in the world in his name.
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by Last Place Finnish on Jan 10, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions
Hakkinen is freaking amazing.
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
heikki kovalainen on the other hand is terrible
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Yeah, that dude has had some bad cars under him but he really isn’t the great future hope he was first anointed. Haven’t really watched F1 since Kimi left and the race broadcasts were scooped up by a pay channel.
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by Last Place Finnish on Jan 10, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions
Kimi is doing WRC now right?
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
He tried it for awhile, yeah, but now he’s coming back to F1 on Lotus I guess. Also drove a few races in NASCAR, if I remember correctly. He just seems complacent with his accomplishments and earnings and loves to try out new, expensive things just for the fucking fun of it. I think it’s pretty cool.
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by Last Place Finnish on Jan 10, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions
WARRIORS BOUT TO LOSE BY 30, right?
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lol, this game is awesome
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Seriously have to play this Jenkins guy more
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
KEEP EKPE IN THE GAME
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MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors 1m Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Reds To Sign Ryan Madson bit.ly/xksO06 #mlb
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wut
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I’m going to guess 1 year, $10 MM, hoping that he can hit FA next year again?
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Francisco Cordero deal?
4/$40m… oh mannnnn
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
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hearing, madson deal is for 1 year. good deal for #reds. and gives madson chance to rack up saves for very good team.
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It’s a good deal if it’s less than $3 million. I’m willing to bet it’s not good.
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Even at $6 MM, it’d probably be an ok deal. But it’s going to be way more than that.
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I mean, he wouldn’t be getting more than three million if he weren’t a proven closer.
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Madson guaranteed only one year by #Reds in excess of $10 mill #mlb
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And still a fraction of what he almost re-signed for with the Phillies.
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Yeah. I feel a little bad for Madson. He’s definitely the biggest loser this offseason.
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It could work out for him
If he feasts on weak NL central opponents there will be certain baseball superpowers looking for someone like him soon COUGH THE YANKEES COUGH
This figure is now being report as one year, $8.5M.
Keith Law is calling it “the deal of the winter.”
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
That figure is as reported by Jerry Crasnick, just to be clear with that.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
That’s actually pretty reasonable given what “proven closers” are paid.
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It’s what Brian Wilson is making this year, though he still has one arb year to go.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Also, it looks great next to the Bell’s 3/27 and Papelbon’s 4/50.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Yup. Given the option, I’d totally take Madson over Wilson next year.
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Wilson’s ceiling is probably higher, but Madson is probably the safer bet.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Wilson’s wonky arm terrifies me. As does the thought that there’s no way they’re going to replace him even if his K/9 and BB/9 stay the same as last year as long as he’s racking up the saves.
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It's kind of a necessity for the Reds though
Like, they have no pitching, and if they can spare the money for it, it’s a good enough move if it’s 1 year.
Basically the time to strike is now. The Cardinals are still better than them, but the Brewers are certainly weaker, the Cubs blow, the Astros…, and the Pirates are on their way but probably in one more year.
Arbitration number exchange date
is coming up on 1/18.
Should see a bunch of signings in the next week.
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by CalBear949 on Jan 10, 2012 9:34 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
I can hardly stand it.
It’s the longest off season in the history of off seasons.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
totaly
Its in a way felt like it since May.
Blerg
by Myemail21479 on Jan 10, 2012 10:21 PM PST up reply actions
So just finished watching Beauty and the Beast (Disney) with the family
Chip seems to be less than ten years old. One of the characters said they’d been cursed for ten years.
So was Chip born as a teacup?
Also, being cursed means that the Prince was cursed to his fate when he was 10. That’s harsh.
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Fare thee well, Carlos. We don't need you apparently.
I think the staff are at the age they were when the curse struck. In other words, Chip was ten when the curse was given
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by CalBear949 on Jan 10, 2012 9:36 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
I guess no ones watching
Warriors down by 6
440 to go
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by luved the stick on Jan 10, 2012 9:49 PM PST reply actions
i still root for them. at least the death is quick not like baseball
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by luved the stick on Jan 10, 2012 9:53 PM PST reply actions
Yeah, watching the Warriors lose can still be fun. Watching the Giants lose, not so much.
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That's because people still score points in bounceball
If someone’s shut out, I’m pretty sure that makes history. Also, they’re not really expected to do all that much, right?
shutout? confused
all I know is they have just tied it up!
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by luved the stick on Jan 10, 2012 9:58 PM PST reply actions
What, really? I’ll turn on the TV, then.
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you would be smart to turn it on Right NOW!
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by luved the stick on Jan 10, 2012 10:03 PM PST up reply actions
yep
I sit and await always faithful to the giants
by luved the stick on Jan 10, 2012 10:39 PM PST up reply actions
A RDF in Philly?
The Phils are only signing Hamels to a one-year deal?
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Yeah, I’d believe that interpretation, except he struck out on both the team and the player.
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Oh My God
Go sell that to some producers out there because you know some schlub will throw millions at the idea of doing a version of Cats starring only dogs. Maybe you’ll even get Bono and the Edge to write some songs for it
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 10, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions
CSNPhilly.com reported tonight that the Phils
confirmed that they won’t be able to get a multi-year deal done with Hamels this offseason, and that they’re now focusing on just a one-year deal for 2012 to address his final arb year. They’re gambling that they can get something long-term done during the season. But after watching them toss the long term money at Papelbon, Lee, and Doc, he’s now being told that there isn’t long term money for him quite yet.
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The Phils owners have a mayan calendar
They’re not paying attention to how badly they are screwed as a franchise as the years go on unless they just start doing the yankees/red sox approach of buying anyone that comes around
Thanks for the correction.
I do think Amaro now has a problem. Hamels knows the Yanks are waiting with bags of cash, and now he sees that Amaro doesn’t have the love quite yet.
Sabean can twist the knife by signing Cain to a long term deal.
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It's not just Cole
Cole is actually one of their bright spots. The Phils have been gutting their minors with trade after trade in “Win Now” mode for a few years. Ryan Howard’s going to be a Philly for a LONG time, and his albatross is at Zito levels. Jimmy Rollins is getting older, as is just about every other piece of that team. They have the pitching, but Cliff Lee and Roy Halladay are not young men anymore. Sure they’ve got at least a couple great years left in them, but their offense is going to start looking pretty scary, because unlike our crapfest, they’re STUCK with theirs, with not much cash to really seek external help.
I agree; they've got to win it all in 2012,
because it’ll go downhill quickly after that, especially if Hamels leaves (which I think is certain now).
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what's great
is that their best chance to win was probably 2010.
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by CalBear949 on Jan 10, 2012 10:43 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Actually, I was correct the first time.
2012 is Hamels’ final arb year.
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Eh, true, but I guess I look at team control of a sure to be signed player as basically another year, just with a wobbly amount of money to be signed for
Him and Cain will look great together in pinstripes.
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Whoa Warriors win?
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by CalBear949 on Jan 10, 2012 10:28 PM PST via Android app reply actions
This is a laaaawwwwwwng offseason.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
WOW
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Thank God the NBA is back
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RicBucher Ric Bucher
At the risk of homerism (being a Bay Area resident), it’s hard to imagine a team with GSW’s talent coming back like this in any other arena.
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It looked like it would have been so much fun to be there.
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Definitely tons of atmosphere there, and it doesn’t even matter what their record is
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It’s nice when they’re awful; I can’t imagine how it would be if they were actually good.
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2006/2007 season!!!!
serious that’s all I got
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by CalBear949 on Jan 10, 2012 10:37 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
that was a fun year
2007/2008 was pretty fun too though, they won 50 games
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2007 We Believe and 2008 (though they barely missed the playoffs)
They were only like semi-good then and it was amazing.
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"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Jan 10, 2012 10:52 PM PST up reply actions
Warriors fans are either some of the most passionate and loyal fans in sports or the stupidest*. Considering how bad the franchise has been and all the reasons why, I don’t know why anybody would show up.
*Raiders fans are up there too. I know will run from all the rotten vegetables thrown in my direction
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 10, 2012 10:53 PM PST up reply actions
The Bay Area is a huge market.
The Warriors actually made the most money last year, easily beating the NY/LA/BOS market etc.
by Anonymous1337 on Jan 10, 2012 11:06 PM PST up reply actions
The stats don’t surprise me but the fact that people still give a crap does. Under Cohan, the team was lucky to have a few hundred people to show up, let alone a sell out crowd
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 10, 2012 11:09 PM PST up reply actions
04-05 was actually the last time they were in the bottom half of the league in attendance.
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So the year right after the Gary St. Jean era?
Yeah….that era was depressing.
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by Badly Browned on Jan 10, 2012 11:23 PM PST up reply actions
in high school
i made a video about warriors fans and how loyal/passionate they are despite the crappy team. and that was before the baron davis stuff!!!
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I've been to a few Warriors games
I’ve never much cared for the sport, but I do like going, just like any sport that isn’t baseball. The Warriors atmosphere is great, and honestly does the city of Oakland proud, unlike the Raiders. They have this spirit of fire, engagement and competitiveness without overt aggresiveness that kinda reminds me of the Orioles.
Kind of an “Oh sure, we’ll get em next time!” attitude. Hell, their histories are even kinda similar. Pretty decent past with a championship in the 70s (not far from the Orioles terrific run). Relevance, but not quite greatness as a team in the 90s, mediocrity and semi-obscurity in the present, but with diehard fans that are pretty cool.
I really like basketball
because I can actually play the game okay enough to have fun. Football and baseball take too much planning to play on a regular basis.
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by CalBear949 on Jan 10, 2012 10:54 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
I’m the opposite- it’s the only sport I have no clue how to play.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 10, 2012 10:56 PM PST up reply actions
Is there anything to learn? It’s really simple.
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It’s not learning how to play as much as being able to play- like being able to know whether to pass or shoot when somebody’s guarding me and everybody’s running around and I’m shorter than other people and can’t jump and am not very fast.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 10, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions
I suppose a lot of it is instinctual if you’ve played a lot. I’ve played enough basketball that I don’t embarrass myself when I try, although I’ve never been very good at shooting. My dad’s a lot better than me, even though he’s 5’4" and almost 50. I don’t know how he does it.
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I turn into the proverbial deer in the headlights real fast playing basketball— just too much going on in a small, confined space (unlike soccer, which I totally love playing)
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Jan 10, 2012 11:14 PM PST up reply actions
I think basketball is harder for me in terms of scheming for some reason. Maybe just because all ten guys are so close together. In football, I know what everyone is based on where they are. The quarterback is that guy behind the center. Wide receivers are on the sides. Same with baseball, soccer, to some extent hockey. And I know more or less what their roles are. Receivers receive. Forwards don’t really play defense. Etc.
In basketball, everyone is so close together, and offense and defense are so fluid that I have a hard time processing it in the same way. I know there are roles to be had – playing the post, sitting behind the arc, etc. – but I struggle to identify them on the court itself.
I assume that 95% of this just has to do with the fact that I don’t watch enough basketball. Watch more basketball, and things will get more defined just by default.
But I can totally see how it would be harder to, I guess, figure out just by watching it a few times.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Jan 11, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions
Yo Sacramento...
I got shut out on the Warriors game last night in Grass Valley. Direct TV told me I didnt get the game, but it was on CSNBA. I know the Sacramentians (?) complained in the past of getting blacked out of Warriors games when the Kings were on. Is that what happened to me? The Kings were on another CSN-channel.
I was watching the pregame, but then it blacked out at 7:30. Sounds like they played well.
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
If you are in the Kings “broadcast zone” or whatever the fuck they call it. You don’t get to see the Warriors, ever. Well, unless they have a nationally televised game, or are playing the Kings. NO HOOP FOR YOU!!!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Wow. I guess the game I did see was xMas day national broadcast. That sucks/explains it. I guess I need to get the Kings out of here—shouldn’t be too hard.
(Thanks for the explanation)
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
This is the biggest reason I am against the A’s moving to Sacramento. Oh, I’m sure they wouldn’t change it right away… but eventually buh-bye Giants games.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I’ve heard you (and other Sac residents) mentioning this, but until it impacted selfish me, it didn’t make as much sense.
Luckily, getting rid of the A’s shouldn’t be much harder than getting rid of the Kings.
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
Baseball doesn’t really work like that, though. Its rules are different.
Cash rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the money
Dollar dollar bill y'all
and equally stupid in their own right.
There are places in Nevada, where they can only get dodger games, Giants are blacked out.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I had a friend stationed in the midwest somewhere…Iowa? Northern Illinois? Geographically, the closest team to him was the Cards, but he was in the Brewers market. Cards were always blacked out.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Iowa is a mess. I think something like 5 teams lay claim to it: Cubs, Sox, Brewers ,Royals, and Cards.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Oh, 6. forgot about the Twinkies.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Blackout territories
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Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
awesome

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
will proceed to lose the next 5
always does this. Totally dominates the Knicks and then go on a losing streak. Then goes out and beat the Heat
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
by CalBear949 on Jan 10, 2012 10:52 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Yup
They can beat anyone at home. And will then lost to the Wizards on the road.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Jan 10, 2012 10:53 PM PST up reply actions
err
lost = lose
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Jan 10, 2012 10:53 PM PST up reply actions
yup
It’s the owner
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Jan 10, 2012 10:53 PM PST up reply actions
lolololol Joe Lacob
I knew one of his kids, this reaction is really unsurprising to me.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
Dear Mark Jackson,
Congratulations on the win, but you need to figure your shit out when the game is on the line and everyone knows the ball is going to Ellis. It ain’t working.
Sincerely,
A concerned fan
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
You really think that Akers is going to kick 10 field goals?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
by speckops on Jan 11, 2012 12:29 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Gotta show up that punk from Alabama.
"I see these guys walking around with rings on, and I want one. That's what it's all about." -Ryan Vogelsong
i see it more like aldon/justin smith cause 15 safties
Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half
by operation carrot on Jan 11, 2012 6:46 AM PST up reply actions
Welp
My 8 AM class should be fun tomorrow.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Jan 11, 2012 2:42 AM PST reply actions
I wonder if the Giants put in a claim for Fernando Martinez
Probably not, but that’d be cool.
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
I hope we get some sort of erroneous report that the Giants claimed him, so that we can relive the Nakajima experience.
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
Mayor of Smug.
I miss those halcyon minutes.
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
“halcyon” is a cool word. I often use it to refer to the “halcyon days of USENET.”
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
Busters Posey...Kendrys Morales...
This explains why Edwards Guzman never worked out.
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
by tobias on Jan 11, 2012 7:12 AM PST via mobile reply actions
Brandons Belt just sounds like some guys belt.
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Some guy named Brandon.
"Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out." -Ty Cobb
Mayor of Smug.
Specifically.
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
If that Hamels story is true
At least the Phillies GM won’t be able to set the market for Cain.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 11, 2012 7:27 AM PST reply actions
It would help the Giants if Hamels became an FA.
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Yep
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 11, 2012 7:45 AM PST up reply actions
I suppose
But re-signing Cain now would help more.
Blerg
by Myemail21479 on Jan 11, 2012 8:18 AM PST up reply actions
Uh...
Maybe? Maybe not?
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
I mean
If you could sign Cain now to a deal for less money than he’d get as an FA, that’d be good for the Giants.
Or you could sign Cain to a long deal and then he could break his arm the first time he pitches. That would be bad.
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Yea
My heart could take that beating easier than it could him leaving next year. Maybe I should say.
re-signing Cain now would ME help more.
Blerg
by Myemail21479 on Jan 11, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions
So now Mark Davis is making noises about wanting a new stadium
It would be pretty sad if Oakland lost it’s baseball and football teams.
“Los Angeles is a possibility,” Davis said Tuesday. “Wherever’s a possibility. We need a stadium.”
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 11, 2012 7:34 AM PST reply actions
LA tRaiders redux!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jan 11, 2012 7:36 AM PST up reply actions
bah, I haven’t forgiven them yet for the last time they moved to LA !!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Don’t worry, they are probably just using the LA threat in an extortionary manner.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Jan 11, 2012 7:55 AM PST up reply actions
David Akers might be my new favorite 49er.
No idea he went through all this. He’s been one of their most consistently solid players this year.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
Unlike the rest of the 49ers, he has steadfastly resisted the urge to sublimate.
Consistently solid.
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
That was my sarcastic comment
My serious one is that that was a good piece, and good for Akers. I’ll be rooting for him as he leads the Niners to victory with 15 field goals.
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Alex Smith shifts states of matter constantly!
It’s why he’s so bad.
The most delightful ecumenical contradiction in nomenclature.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
The article says she was 100% cancer free as of last summer, so hopefully that still holds…
That’s one hell of a story.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
hmmmmm
A Delaware bankruptcy judge has approved a settlement between the Los Angeles Dodgers and Fox Sports that clears the way for a sale of the team.
Maybe we could all pitch in a nickel or two.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Let’s just take Kemp off their hands and call it a deal.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jan 11, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions
that Kershaw guy too
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
by CalBear949 on Jan 11, 2012 8:47 AM PST via Android app up reply actions

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