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Eeyup.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

There better be a Giants win in this thread

You follow me, I'll follow you

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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ??? Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Sep 9, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame lack of new thread

Clearly with a new thread, that ball would’ve rolled foul

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

stupid mods

uh, I mean, brilliant mods

by ecost on Sep 9, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe we will see Belt bat this inning

LOL ME

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL U indeed

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by Jagersan on Sep 9, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

GetTimARun.com

Exit, pursued by a bear.

by MopsaDorcas on Sep 9, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

My computer is thankful for a new thread

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Now I can finally rejoin. I didn’t want to wait for 1400 comments to load.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Sep 9, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCORE A RUN YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF ASSHATS

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Byebye Cabrera

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

O-FACE THREAD!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 9, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

1 PITCH OUT!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

OCab made a quick out

Color me surprised

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 9, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NOT EVEN WARNING TRACK POWER

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

One pitch.

One motherfucking pitch.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok Stewie

Get that 2nd career HR right now!!!!!!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

DeRosa pinch hitting!

Stewart up next!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

WAY TO TRY AND GET KERSHAW OUT OF THE GAME

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

PINCH RUN NOW!!!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLHIT

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

De Rosa? Really?

PAT THE BAT IS ON THE BENCH

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad wrist >>>>> Bad foot

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok DeRosa.....

Earn some of that contract right now!!!!!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Kershaw's PIIIISSED

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha Kershaw

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

what a dumb play

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Sep 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Should have Bruce Bochy’d that last thread. Just keep dragging it out.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

kershaw is such an awkward looking person

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Mad Kershaw is mad lol

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT JERKFACE

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

my 3 day old daughter does not understand baseball yet :(

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

aww, she’ll get there, you will help learn her the ways of the baseballing world!
also, congrats! :D

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad daddy.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Sep 9, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

How fortunate for her.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to groom her as a Yankees fan, so she doesn’t suffer ;)

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WAS KIDDING

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ford? The Human "I AM GOING TO STEAL" billboard inbound?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Kershaw: Rrrrrabbble!

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by Jagersan on Sep 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing we don't have speed on our bench

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY IS DEROSA

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

STEWART VROOM

"Swing and a miss! And that's it!" -- Duane Kuiper, 11/1/2010

by Two South Bays on Sep 9, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

PAT THE BAT IS ON YOUR BENCH AND YOU PINCH HIT MARK FUCKING DEROSA?

WHAT THE FUCK?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

No worries

Flappy’s got this.

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by Jagersan on Sep 9, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this goes extra I’m not watching. I’ve already watched a whole inning. So you guys better win it now.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

isn't this a FORD situation?

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

really?

use Sanchez, then.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Torres

Or anyone but fucking Stew

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 9, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Flappy

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops, not supposed to be a reply

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

not if you want to see him thrown out

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so glad DeRosa pinch hit there.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

jeezy creezy, that swing looked like all the flappy tendons would be springing from his wrist!

(O_O)

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY IS JUSTIN

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

MAN WAIT TILL THE ROSTERS EXPAND SO WE CAN USE PINCH HITTERS

FUCK

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BAGGS

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 9, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL POSTING HIS WORDS WITH FRIENDS NAME ON THE INTERNET

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he really cared I would imagine he would have a less obvious name.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now Stewies out for the season

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY IS STEWART STILL AT 1B?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

not pinch running here is fucking stupid

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I dunno dude

40 man roster, with your backup catcher leading off on first, after letting lincecum get to 130 pitches

by Cap M on Sep 9, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the problem?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just gotta roll the dice

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

All we need now is Lexluth to arrive to tell us all what a great manager Bochy is.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 9, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL moar injuries

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

This is absolutely the most Giants game of the season

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

oh for cripes sakes!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Muddy mud skipper?

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by Jagersan on Sep 9, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's got segmented EYES!!

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 9, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

mudskipperest!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ren and Stumpy.

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by Jagersan on Sep 9, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol drunk
Stumpy?!?!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Nah, I wish I were.

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by Jagersan on Sep 9, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

how sad for you!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even Stew knows he shouldn't be running out there

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Better in-game manager than Bochy…

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Sep 9, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH BOY FORD

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants have made some nice defensive play this game though

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Sep 9, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

they have!

It’s almost like watching a different team….. except for the offense

by ecost on Sep 9, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

Even if (and that’s a big if) we score a run. Whiteside will blow it in the 9th by airmailing it into CF.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY GUYS, YOU THINK FORD WILL TRY TO STEAL?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

BREAKING

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO WAI

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now even the replacement catcher is injured.

by Hyoton on Sep 9, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

CS. book it

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the caught stealing attempt

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I"ll call for a E-2

Ford thrown out trying to score

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 9, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's shaking off his first baseman

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I worked 12 hours today, so I just now got home.

But holy hell I’m jealous of whoever’s at that game tonight. I’d love to see a Kershaw/Lincecum matchup in person someday.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 9, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I was in LA for the now infamous Mattingly game for a Kershaw/Timmy match up! :)

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

it has been writing, so it shall be done
or something :)

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

better hurry then!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

might be your best chance :(

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooooo! that would solve so many problems!
doooo eeeet!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chavez Latrine is turned into a park (complete with baseball fields for little leaguers for the irony), Dodgers are bought and move to Oregon

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, then the team moves to Salt Lake City!
LOOOOOOOL
also, you could say that the place in which that shithole stadium stands currently could become part of the city dump, but it already is!
Ba-dum-chi! Thank you, tip your waitresses, try the prime rib!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS GAME NEEDS TO PROGRESS SLOWER

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOM

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOOOM

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Now he'll CS for 3rd.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

bout fuckin time

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

safe!

lucky!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, he actually stole it?

by Hyoton on Sep 9, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

WOAH HE MADE IT

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

VVROOOOOOOM INDEED

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 9, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Kinda wondering now

When has Ford not lost his helmet trying to steal? lol

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s how he gets chicks

by ecost on Sep 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that we got that out of the way

Christian can strike out.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

ha ha

lol

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone here owes me a Coke.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Powder or rock?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Sep 9, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Medicinal blend.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Kruk

“not an easy guy to strike out”

We’ll see about that…

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 9, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

inb4 strike out

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not easy to strike out…

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by Jagersan on Sep 9, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for the clutch K

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's go Wild Pitch

/clap clap clapclapclap

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

ClayKer be bouncing them now.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Christian has already demonstrated more plate discipline in this at bat than Rowand did in 3+ years

by laying off that pitch 5 feet outside

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

It's funny cause it's true

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's tragic because it's true

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by CalBear949 on Sep 9, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but it’s funny, too! See?
/cries

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tragic comedy.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's tragic inside

"Swing and a miss! And that's it!" -- Duane Kuiper, 11/1/2010

by Two South Bays on Sep 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Together we're tragic

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

or 5 year deal

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
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"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't watch!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully you didn’t watch that.

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by Jagersan on Sep 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

shoulda kept my eyes closed :(

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kershaw looks like Teen Wolf

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 9, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Has awesome beard.

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by Jagersan on Sep 9, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up, fartknocker!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 9, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Nothing wrong with rocking the wispy beard…

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by Jagersan on Sep 9, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Praise from Jon and Kruk . . .

But JC has made it easy for ClayKer to throw outside the zone.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Battle of whose arm will fall off first?

Kershaw only at 110 though

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NO DECISION FOR LINCECUM

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

of course

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

The battle ends.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

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by ayeyoJERM on Sep 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

why would you do that?

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Despite the K

Great AB

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Combative but not selective.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Argh.

Okay.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DOESN'T STRIKEOUT A LOT

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

To be fair

That was a good AB until the end there

by Josh L on Sep 9, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a good AB until it wasn’t.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Sep 9, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

poor Timmy

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Sep 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

MEDIOCRITY

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

HE'S ONLY 12-12

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charlie Manuel was right!

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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by CalBear949 on Sep 9, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember 2008 when he would get the win all the time even though the Giants sucked?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a feeling that we wouldn’t be able to win this game with only one run.

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by yoshifan on Sep 9, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

SCIENCE

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO WAY

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ladies and gentlemen, your ML-leading O-swing% San Fraaaaaaancisccccccoooo GIANTS!!

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

*crowd screaming in the background*

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by ayeyoJERM on Sep 9, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, Dry Lightning

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Heard it too

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kershaw could have finished him by bouncing 3 straight balls in front of the plate. I barely got a piece of the hanger right down the middle.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 9, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh...Casilla is in

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Only guy in the bullpen

who still has an arm and hasn’t cut himself

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Sep 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Emota G-

Hrm.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 9, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard that about Cobb and Williams and Gwynn and others.

And I don’t believe it’s possible.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

if someone could really do this, they would not merely hit 400

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Sep 9, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just turned it on the 7th, did anything awesome happen before that?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

we got a run.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some good defense

Not much else

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants winning

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Sep 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

And here's where the game is lost

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

stupid Rod

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the one run loss

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

hm, where is Romo?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Cut his throat while swimming.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed. Gallows humor.

by Comrade Conrad on Sep 9, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good, I don't think I could stand an extra inning game tonight.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

VeLOLez

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Velez is gonna score the winning run on us

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants can get Velez on a pickoff throw

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL VELEZ

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Velez is running...

Poetic

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

EUGENIO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh hi Eugenio!

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

ZORAK

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

So who is going to bring in Casilla home?

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by ayeyoJERM on Sep 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

...what?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a halfway house for incendiary relievers.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

FBAL

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez and OCab are arguing about who sucks worse

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by Jagersan on Sep 9, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

O-Cab can't compare as far as hitting/fielding

at least Velez can run

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLNOT USING ROMO

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it's more like

the season’s over…why mess up his arm.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 9, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

if Bork was thinking about that, then he wouldn’t have pushed Timmeh over 125 pitches.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd love it for Velez to pull off a Rivera right now.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

x

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I cannot wait until Velez collides with Cody Ross.

Just for old time’s sake.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT WAS A STRIKE.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 9, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

FAILside

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 9, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

of course

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame.

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by Jagersan on Sep 9, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job Whiteside

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLGAME

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

this inning is going exactly how I anticipated

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside is the big bat catcher.

by Hyoton on Sep 9, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

REACH A CROTCH!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 9, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

twss

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 9, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont even bother throwing home

Just keeping picking off at 3rd until you get Velez

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL VELEZ IS ABOUT TO SCORE THE FUCKING WINNING RUN

LOLSIDE

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Will be driven in by Uribe

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Sep 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

whiteside won’t be back, right?

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Sep 9, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

there's still a chance Velez will run the wrong way

and not score

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if Velez got his ring today.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Good one whitehead

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Stewart is hurt.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steward left limping

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stewart injured

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

how?

Hats for bats...keep bats warm

by theghostofwilliemcgee on Sep 9, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure

Prolly on his drag bunt when he stepped on 1st

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez is going to crash into Whiteside and flip him over

Just to put the exclamation point on this season

"I hate that mountain. I love baseball."

by Four Point Nine Eight on Sep 9, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

speed kills

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

And there's your game-winning score

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

eugenio velez just scored the game winning run

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

just like you plan it

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Sep 9, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Sep 9, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

-___________-

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

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by ayeyoJERM on Sep 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Good point.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez scores winning run

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Game over

z

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by CalBear949 on Sep 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL OF COURSE

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaaaand ballgame

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL OUR MANAGER IS A FUCKING IDIOT

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

This is Shakespearian.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

To Bork or not to Bork

That is the question

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 9, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Much more complicated than that.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. The minute Velez was in I laughed and knew the future.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 9, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Pretty much.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 9, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T THEY KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE LOSING TO THE DODGERS!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Zorak found a way to screw us again

It’s poetry. and the story of the season

by Cap M on Sep 9, 2011 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

8.5 out

lol?

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 9, 2011 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Whiteside trying to kiss Velez

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

[Expletive deleted]

"Swing and a miss! And that's it!" -- Duane Kuiper, 11/1/2010

by Two South Bays on Sep 9, 2011 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

You misspelled "FUCK"

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 9, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, why does Casilla keep getting used in high leverage situations when you have Sergio Romo and Javier Vasquez in your bullpen?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

..oh shit.

Why did I say Vasquez?

IT’S BEEN THAT LONG

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

We signed Vasquez???

Dammit, I’m the last to know everything.

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 9, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

They both cut their wrists while dining at Castangola’s.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was literally the most Giants game of the season.

It had irony, not hitting, awesome pitching, not hitting, injuries, Eli Whiteside screwing up, not hitting, Bork, not hitting, injuries, and not hitting.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A

Ugh, seriously?

Also, had pho for the first time. In the process of doing so, I found out how it was pronounced. Now I cannot stop making the “Pho Mulan” (“Present!”) joke.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Sep 9, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe there's a Pho King in the Bay Area somewhere :D

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/checks off list
“Speaking without permission!”

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

you may look like a bride, but you will never bring your family honor!
;D

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww, you skipped my favorite line: “Who spit in her bean curd?”

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Sep 9, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

dang it! sorry!
mushy brain due to inebriation

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No worries – my friends quote that movie so much I practically have the script memorized.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Sep 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have it on rotation (and AristoCats & Rescuers) every night while I sleep!
can’t tell you how annoying it is to wake up to the end credits with Xtina Aguilera screaming that song….I long for the days when end credits didn’t exist like on the other two movies!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, that just meant that you had to suffer through the credits before the movie even started, which is annoying.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Sep 9, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

nu-huh! classic movies had like 2 minutes of credits and that was it, no one thanked babies for being born (not that I’m hating on babies, but still) & no psuedo-talented pop singers assaulted my ears for 5 minutes 40-50 yrs ago on a movie

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh well. get ‘em tomorrow. it’s not like these games mean anything anymore.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BLASPHEMY!

yeah… you’re right

by ecost on Sep 9, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Stewart comes back....

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 9, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

/outfortheseason

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happened to him?

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 9, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was limping after a bunt single

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zorak scores the go ahead run.

So typical. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ROMO????

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 9, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Too much Dodger blue in the stands

Giants fans selling their tickets to Dodger fans. Ugh

by SFCaliCat on Sep 9, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

see, now if I were Timmy, I'd just be losing my mind right now

and destroying everything and anything in my path
effin Giants

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

eh, not this time

at least he’s not getting an L. plus he must realize they’re not going to the playoffs. So he can look at it as ‘meh, i did my job. my ERA’s going down. i went eight innings. fuck these fuckers if they can’t score another run…’

by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Sep 9, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am going to make a bold prediction.

The Giants will not score a run here.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to go out on a limb

Nostradamus

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 9, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or if they do score

They’ll tie the game and leave two men on base and then lose in the 10th.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we rooting for bottom 15 again?

I keep forgetting

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 9, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

We have been for a while.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s going to happen

by Hyoton on Sep 9, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

To dream the impossible dream
 To fight the unbeatable foe
 To bear with unbearable sorrow
 To run where the brave dare not go

To right the unrightable wrong
 To love pure and chaste from afar
 To try when your arms are too weary
 To reach the unreachable star

This is my quest
 To follow that star
 No matter how hopeless
 No matter how far

To fight for the right
 Without question or pause
 To be willing to march into Hell
 For a heavenly cause

And I know if I’ll only be true
 To this glorious quest
 That my heart will lie peaceful and calm
 When I’m laid to my rest

And the world will be better for this
 That one man, scorned and covered with scars
 Still strove with his last ounce of courage
 To reach the unreachable star

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once saw “The Man of La Mancha” on stage. After it ended, I exclaimed, “No one EXPECTS the Spanish Inquisition!” Nobody in the audience laughed. Is it too much to ask Long Islanders to know their Monty Python?

"Swing and a miss! And that's it!" -- Duane Kuiper, 11/1/2010

by Two South Bays on Sep 9, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cliche ridden though it is . . .

 . . . it’s a song that helped me survive adolescence.

Really.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

So 8.5 games out, even Bork and Sabes have to realize that's too much to overcome right?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

/continues to bench Belt and Crawford and play Cabrera.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

UNSTOPPABLE

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cabrera will be the leadoff guy tomorrow.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 9, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside is there out of necessity.

Stewart is hurt.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rosters expanded...

and we can’t do better than fucking Whiteside?!?!?!?!

WTF are our scouts doing?!?!?!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 9, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm really just tired of bochy at this point

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm having an internal argument as to whether I really want to watch games that he manages ever again.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 9, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soooooo.... WTF Bochy...

Also wow Beltrans Catch!!!!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 9, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone who ever sings the praises of Bruce Bochy should be laughed at with contempt, and have every word they utter taken as a buffoon's bluster.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 9, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hence... WHAT THE FUCK BOCHY

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 9, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't referring to you, I was supporting your WTF Bochy

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 9, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so confused.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs
It would be awesome if Eugenio Velez were wearing a Los Anegles jersey. Alas.

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 9, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I would imagine the cursive makes it hard.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

 well, awesome day

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Sep 9, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

At least they'll make it quick

With no teasing.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOVE DAT ONE PITCH GROUNDOUT TO SS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 9, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

1-PITCH OUT!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

At least they're keeping it quick

we all want to move on with our lives

by Cap M on Sep 9, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Darn those sliders.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 9, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Just go down quietly Giants. Just like this entire 2nd half of the season.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, please don't take a pitch there.

Don’t make the pitcher break a sweat or anything.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Sep 9, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

This is like a recurring nightmare

how many times have the Giants held a 1-0 lead only to blow it in the 8th?

by SFCaliCat on Sep 9, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

109?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 9, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry.

Beltran hits a HR right here.

art - bluejedi2006.deviantart.com

by Jagersan on Sep 9, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

In 2004

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

In another game

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ??? Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Sep 9, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Selfishtran didn’t homer because he doesn’t want the game to go to extras so he can get home to his RENTAL apartment and relax.

Exit, pursued by a bear.

by MopsaDorcas on Sep 9, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

REALLY?

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SOUND?!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

the most annoying horn in the world

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Sep 9, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone is molesting a rubber chicken

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

(O_O)

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

SELFISH GROUNDOUT

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Proving to me more and more by the day that they Won the World series last year despite their management

by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

We're gonna lose to Velez

What the fuck has happened to this season?

by Fila429 on Sep 9, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate this season

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that a vuvuzuela?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 9, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, it’s just as annoying.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 9, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who thinks Pablo will swing at the first pitch?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 9, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

SELFISH 4-3

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 9, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Only Giant with a hit off this guy...Buster

:(

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Proving to me more and more by the day that they Won the World series last year despite their management

by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not sure if this game could even be more ironic

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

pathetic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 9, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK

I FUCKING HATE THIS TEAM

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 9, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL KERSHAW GETS THE WIN

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 9, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I totally look forward to watching Crawford and Belt warm the bench tomorrow

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s ok, let it out

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you had told me we'd be 8.5 out

At any point this season I wouldn’t have believed you. Now I think I should watch SoA or something.

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 9, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

The collapse here is kind of incredible.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed it is. We’ve lost 12.5 games in 5 weeks. We’ve lost 7.5 games in 2.

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 9, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even when the Giants were a game out they seemed dead, but back then we were very much in this thing.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yet…we’re still in this thing!

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 9, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

if by thing you mean depression, then yeah, sounds about right

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U
did you pull something stretching for that one?

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you pull something

heh heh

/just messing with you

by ecost on Sep 9, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

just confirming that I am in fact the “she”!
:D

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they’re after more than just blood

by ecost on Sep 9, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's pretty weird, right?

The only person who’s had the same season as last with no injury is basically Matt.

Timmy is better this year, but is having less to show for it, and Mad Bum had that freak start to his year. Everyone else has either been injured for a while or the opposite or in Panda’s case, both (but to a positive degree)

by Cap M on Sep 9, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I vote we tank for a draft pick

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy's way ahead of you.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Sep 9, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

As bochy stare into the sky, wondering how it could all go this way, not realizing that the main problem lies in the uniform he is wearing.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 9, 2011 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I love this team!

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Sep 9, 2011 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Kershaw, and I have no problem with the Dodgers. It's Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber (Sabean and bochy) that I loathe.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 9, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have no problem with the Dodgers?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not this incarnation of them. I am totally ambivalent, and I would love to see Kershaw here.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 9, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No problem with the Dodgers?

/flagged

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 9, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

My focus is on the REAL problems with this franchise, and it ain't the Dodgers.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 9, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You still need to hate the Dodgers, son.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Sabean and bochy are gone, I'll have hate left over for the Dodgers

As it is, my hate is tied up in the Giants mis-management

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 9, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't spend a lot of time thinking about terrorists.

That doesn’t mean I don’t have a problem with them.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 9, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummmm

Fuck the Dodgers…..

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kershaw currently leads the pitching triple crown categories, and Kemp is within striking distance of 2 of the 3 hitting categories.

I worked all day, it’s late, and I’m brain-dumb as a result, so I’m just going to use your post as an excuse to toss this out there – when is the last time a team has had candidates for both the pitching and hitting triple crowns in the same season?

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pirates, in ’59.

I actually have no idea.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, without looking, Gehrig and Gomez?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

did Pujols and one of the Cards pitchers ‘chase it’?

how should we define chase it? I’d think you’d need to lead in at least one, or be so close in 2nd in like all 3.

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2011 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least the Giants went down fighting.................

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2011 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Casilla is not "fighting."

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 9, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just fell in

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just pissed off.

I keep saying I’m over it and then I watch another game.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 9, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm. Dysfunctional relationship.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

There must be some 12 step I can go to. Giants Fans Anonymous.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 9, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s right here

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Sep 9, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

And we are completely accredited.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

My name is Tortured

and Im a Giants fan.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 9, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I come to the meetings

even if I’m not willing to admit that I am a Giants fan?

by ecost on Sep 9, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can have your own, separate meeting.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're doing it wrong!

You’re all supposed to say “Hi, Tortured!”

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 9, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi, Tortured!

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 9, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi Tortured

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Home to extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chasm?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Sep 9, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bleah.

I should’ve just re-watched one of last year’s playoff games. Posey/Ishikawa/Uribe/Renteria FTW!

"Swing and a miss! And that's it!" -- Duane Kuiper, 11/1/2010

by Two South Bays on Sep 9, 2011 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, and more in keeping with the others listed, Freddy Sanchez.

"Swing and a miss! And that's it!" -- Duane Kuiper, 11/1/2010

by Two South Bays on Sep 9, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zorak.

Jesus.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 9, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH FUCK THIS SHIT

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Proving to me more and more by the day that they Won the World series last year despite their management

by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants going through the motions now

I won’t be surprised if they finish the year in 3rd place.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2011 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

That's what the Dodger douchebags are hoping for

Nothing would bring them more satisfaction than finishing the season on top of the Giants.

by SFCaliCat on Sep 9, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seeing all those smug Dodger fans at AT&T makes me ill. We’re going on Sunday and I hope there aren’t too many of them near us. yuck!

by SFCaliCat on Sep 9, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

bring penecillin

by ecost on Sep 9, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, remember how half the team got sick after their road trip to LA?

Filthy Dodger fans.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 9, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

and cootie spray!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

tolerance :)

Exit, pursued by a bear.

by MopsaDorcas on Sep 9, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you keep the ear as a trophy?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had it for dinner with some fava beans and a nice Chianti

by SFCaliCat on Sep 9, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many games do the Giants win this season?

I’m going with 84.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m calling under .500

and with this pitching staff, that is absolutely incredible. that literally should never happen.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

As tempting as it is to say that, the Giants already have 75 wins. There’s not enough time left to fall below .500.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’ve probably been playing 5-13 ball since August, so it’s probably completely doable.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’d be what, .375 win pct?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

.278

This team is awful, but not that awful.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since July 28, when they beat the Phillies in Philadelphia to take the series, the Giants have been playing at a .368 clip.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

considering that they are 1. completely out of it, and 2. Bork is benching better players, I have faith they can lose at a .278 clip the rest of the way.

yknow, I know you’ve probably all hashed this one out, but there really is no excuse for Belt being benched, and conversely, no excuse for Cabrera playing.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, obviously, but Bochy and Sabean are idiots

But, seriously, .278 is impossibly bad. The last team to be worse than that was the 2003 Tigers, and they lost 119 games.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t underestimate the worst offense in baseball.

what happens when the pitchers just say ‘fuck it’ and give up pretty soon? 5-13, baby!!

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure it wasn't what Nicole Vogelsong had in mind

but she does keep tweeting #anythingispossible

So… another loss tomorrow.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 9, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

wow wow

that’s amazing

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2011 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

No way they win 9 more games

They’ll finish the season right at .500

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that. LOL Giants

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 9, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

relax, guys. this doesn’t matter at all. we’re getting better draft position by the day, while Bork and Sabean get closer to the hot seat with every 0ER the offense puts up.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to spin it!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 9, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol no

Bochy and Sabean are never going to be fired.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, they will. I trust Sabean to completely screw everything up next season, lose another year of this awesome pitching, and get fired.

as for Bork, I trust him to do what he’s always done- bench young players, and he’ll get fired for that. Sure, we may lose Cain or Timmeh to FA, but that’s the price we pay to be rid of Sabean/Bork.

I’ll take that anyday.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You seem to be unfamilar with the ownership

Sabean survived 2005-2008. He built a team that just won the World Series and sells out every night. Giants stuff is everywhere. The owners are rolling in money. Why would they change anything? They never have. The thought of Sabean being fired is nice, but it’s not going to happen. Bochy won’t be fired either. The last time the Giants fired a manager was in 1985.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean survived ‘05-’08 because they were rebuilding. Unofficially, that is. Now, they are rebuilt and should be in a mode where they are winning 95 games a year.

When that doesn’t happen for 2 straight years after the championship, it becomes very evident that Sabean and Bork are not doing their jobs. Even with all the injuries, this team should be better than this- and that, well, that is Bochys fault.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously they should be fired. Only a few people are disputing that. It’s just that it’s not going to happen.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

From now until the end of the 2012 season, the Giants win everyday in my mind.

The only acceptable ending to the 2012 season is the playoffs, so if that doesn’t happen, their heads will roll. The owners are happy and rolling in dough, you’re right. They also want to keep doing this. And what’s the best way to keep doing this? Hire a competent GM and manager.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

No heads will roll

I’m not sure what else I can say. It’s not happening.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know you were from the future. So you can say that with 110% certainty? You’d bet your life on it? Didn’t think so…

look, it’s simple as this- you can’t be right, and neither can I. But I’m not naive to think that the owners- all smart businessmen, I will add- will stand around and watch failed practices resurrected. Don’t think they aren’t watching this collapse closely.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously I'm not certain

But I’d say that I’m about 90% confident. The Giants don’t do things that way.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunno

Dusty wasn’t that far removed from a world series appearance.

Sabean will be there til he dies.

by Cap M on Sep 9, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh…that’s an understatement

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2011 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK BOCHY

I used to have a lot of respect for his handling of the pitching staff but no more. THERE IS NO FUCKING REASON THAT SANTIAGO “GAS-CAN” CASILLA SHOULD BE GIVEN ANYTHING OTHER THAN FUCKING MOP-UP WORK, USE SERGIO ROMO IN LEVERAGE SITUATIONS, THERE IS NO REASON TIM HAS TO GO UP TO 130+ PITCHES THIS LATE IN A SEASON WHEN WE ARE CLEARLY ARE NOT GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS….FUCK

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Proving to me more and more by the day that they Won the World series last year despite their management

by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this sentiment. Timmeh should not have been pushed that hard for a pointless game.

His arm next year is more important.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

because the pitchers get no run support, his plan is to “try and get them a win” by leaving them in for 120+ pitches. except the offense can’t score anyways.

his thinking is circular

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/he said “expanded roosters.”

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure I’d want to stretch you, Gallo. no offense

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The future belongs to the wide, giant4.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray Ratto wide? or just regular oversized?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven’t I warned you about being reasonable?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there EVER a hot seat with them?

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 9, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, what d’yall have to say for yourselves?

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Sep 9, 2011 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck the world.

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We lost?

Iaintevenmad.jpg.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 9, 2011 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

How long after elimination does Bochy decide the hell with it and lets Belt start?

"Swing and a miss! And that's it!" -- Duane Kuiper, 11/1/2010

by Two South Bays on Sep 9, 2011 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

At least a year.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEVER STARTS BELT NEVER EVER EVER

Tomorrow expect christian in center, huff at first, cabrera at short, whiteside catching (well, he may have to) and fuck it, let’s activate Zito

by Cap M on Sep 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st game of winterball. He’s already made that obvious.

by Daver321 on Sep 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's play a game

Predict tomorrow’s lineup.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Cabrera will be there..

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 9, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

so will LOLside

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Proving to me more and more by the day that they Won the World series last year despite their management

by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um . . .

Whiteside at catcher. Huff at first. Ross in . . . um . . . the outfield.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff at catcher, Ross at first, Whiteside in the outfield..

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 9, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Huff doesn’t start any more.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH AT SECOND AND FLAPPY AT THIRD

we’ll have Beltran and the shredded remains of Cody Ross

by Cap M on Sep 9, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The true brilliant lineup of the Giants

CF – Christian
2B – Burriss
RF – Beltran (his selfishness dictates he can’t miss this lineup)
1B – Huff
LF – Ross
3B – DeRosa
SS – Cabrera
C – Whiteside
P – A recently Activated Barry Fuckin’ Zito

Let’s party

by Cap M on Sep 9, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more Pill

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate this incessant ritual

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Sep 9, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I call Huff!!

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 9, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cabrera SS
Burriss 2B
Beltran RF
Sandoval 3B
Huff 1B
Ross LF
Christian CF
Whiteside C
Vogelsong P

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 9, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now Fresno is trollin
FresnoGrizzlies Fresno Grizzlies
For the 2nd game in a row, a 2011 Grizzly scores the only run in a #SFGiants loss. Pill Wednesday, Christian tonight
11 minutes ago

by Daver321 on Sep 9, 2011 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

A former Grizzly also scores the winning run for the Dodgers

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 9, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going out on a LOLimb here...

Grizzlies could maybe beat the Giants at hitting….

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 9, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe?

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 9, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this

And by that, I mean that I hate it.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eugenio Velez won, so it's time for victory GIFs

This is the most Eugenio Velez GIF ever:

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Dancing like he did something…

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 9, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t think anything could make him look even worse until he put on that Dodger uniform

by O R They? on Sep 9, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is Eugenio Velez dancing alone in the corner while trying to put on his shirt, only he’s not really dancing and just sort of awkwardly moving his upper body. Eugenio may be awful, but he’ll always be my favorite Dodger.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Wow Ratto....

RattoCSN Ray Ratto
@hankschulman I have a question too. Can you start a fire and then die in it? I mean, since you’re not working tonight or anything?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 9, 2011 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

BREAKING

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awwwww man,,,,,

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 9, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

what was Schulman’s question?

by O R They? on Sep 9, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

hankschulman Henry Schulman
I have a question for @RattoCSN. Are you wearing a sweater tonight? And of so, what foodstuffs are embedded therein? Thank you.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 9, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SNAP

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Home to extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

fat vs fat war?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

vs fatwā

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 9, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they have a friendly rivalry of some kind?

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 9, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh this game

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Proving to me more and more by the day that they Won the World series last year despite their management

by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

don’t you mean “ugh this season”?

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

But this was a more soul-crushing defeat

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by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first 8 weeks were okay!

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 9, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh this season is right

and it looks like it’s going to continue to be ugh right up to the end. I’m actually looking forward to it being over.

by SFCaliCat on Sep 9, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

I’m looking forward to spring training next year :)

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 9, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm very, very much looking forward to spring training 2012.

I can’t wait to see Buster back and Freddy Sanchez too, I hope.

by SFCaliCat on Sep 9, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

great...thanks Giants

now I have to buy something I don’t need off of New Egg

by O R They? on Sep 9, 2011 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

get a SSD

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 9, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit, I knew this was coming
NL Cy Young Award contender Clayton Kershaw outdueled two-time winner Tim Lincecum,

FUCK YOU. No, he didn’t.

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 9, 2011 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

well…technically…

by O R They? on Sep 9, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

technically

Fuck the Dodgers… fuck you Clayton Kershaw… and most importantly fuck you lasorda etc

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 9, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAILBEARD DID NOT OUTDUEL SHIT TONIGHT AGAINST THIS AA LINEUP

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by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kershaw had a better line than Timmy.

Then again, Timmy was actually pitching against an MLB team.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 9, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

NL Cy Young Award contender Clayton Kershaw outdueled two-time winner Tim Lincecum by pitching to little leaguers

fixed

by ecost on Sep 9, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

nicely done

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both guys left the game each allowing one run that scored mainly due to events out of their control.
I call that a wash.

by jhawx on Sep 9, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tipped Grudgingly...

GO BREWERS!!!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 9, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s disgusting

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 9, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING DODGERS
SFGiants San Francisco Giants
#Dodgers have swapped their starters for next 2 games. LHP Dana Eveland (1-0, 1.13) will now throw tomorrow night vs. #SFGiants’ Vogelsong.
1 minute ago

LOLBELT LOLCRAWFORD LOLFONTENOT

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by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants about to embarrass themselves against another AAA pitcher.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 9, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T WORRY GAIZ THAT MEANS PILL WILL BE STARTING TOMORROW

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by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends...

Does he have a nose?

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 9, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he have at least one functioning limb?

by ecost on Sep 9, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point, I think a pitcher with two broken arms can still beat the Giants.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 9, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, so they guarantee Bork putting out our worst hitters by using a LHP.

I like that. the more humiliation the Giants suffer, the more a sense of urgency takes the situation.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh trust me

it takes very little for Bork to bench Belt

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by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

sense of urgency = Reyes and re-signing Beltran.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some CSN announcer said the Giants have a struggling offense.

Can’t we just call it a terrible offense now?

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 9, 2011 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

“Struggling” does seem to be a bit of an understatement.

Anagram of "SF Giants season" = GAS OF NASTINESS

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 9, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we call it an offense?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 9, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZING

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 9, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Struggling implies that it could be better.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it could...

If we had a collection of good hitters. Unfortunately, that is not the case.

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 9, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

We do.

They are in the Hall of Fame… OR Barry… or on the DL

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 9, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been through 22 septembers in my life CAN I PLAY SHORTSHOP FOR THE GIANTS

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by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy: He’s seen at least 36 Septembers, so clearly he’s the man for the job

by Cap M on Sep 9, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

not enough gritty veteran savvy-ness.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Sep 9, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

but several of those septembers included working through knee and arm injuries

Doesn’t that up my GRIT factor?

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by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually it meant I partially tore the MCL in both knees playing football

but nonetheless I’m sure I still have more range than LOLCAB

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by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

range didn’t help Stamos at all.

on the other hand, Falconer88 is already associated with an animal…

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Sep 9, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I'm only a year older than belt...

so it’s the bench for me…but I did break up a no hitter in high school once boy that pitcher was PISSED

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by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

my dad called me in the middle of the game and told me that Cabrera’s veteran experience grit willed Miles to make the error.

He’s catching on now.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also since I was not to active on the threads today...I hear congratulations are in order

CONGRATS!!!

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by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks man! I’m actually living on borrowed time right now- mommy is asleep and Kanani hasn’t cried in almost 30 minutes.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait when was the baby born!?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 9, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

tuesday am.

Kanani Madison, all 6lbs 10oz of her. <3

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

awwwww

Gratz!

cool name, btw

by ecost on Sep 9, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 9, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce Bochy is your dad?

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 9, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to be so sick to my stomach if it's a Phillies vs. Yankees series

The pompous pinstripes vs. the vaunted rotation of Halladay (hey no real rage against him, loved him when he was a Blue Jay, and he can laugh at himself), cyborg Lee, Fratboy Hamels and whatever’s left of Roy Oswalt.

by Cap M on Sep 9, 2011 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

If it were a Phillies-Yankees series...

I’d have to say I would root for the Yankees. I had such a hard time typing that.

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 9, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would puke, cry, wheeze and maybe drink too much

But I agree with you, absolutely. Better get their one win this decade out of the way now.

by Cap M on Sep 9, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel the same way,.....

The Phillies just make me maaaaaaaaaaaaaad

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 9, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also,

I think that we would never hear the end of it from Phillies fans.

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 9, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have this

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 9, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

True

They don’t get the satisfaction of knocking us out of the playoffs

by Cap M on Sep 9, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That picture made me happy

Today’s game did not.

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 9, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

/mood switches back to unhappy

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 9, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

BE HAPPY

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 9, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Yankees would probably get destroyed

They’ve got no pitching compared to the Phillies.

by jhawx on Sep 9, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

CC goes 3 times

And they string together everything they’ve got to win another.

by Cap M on Sep 9, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

They hit the ball?

I’m not a fan of violence

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by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

neither are the Giants

by ecost on Sep 9, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

true but

Any opportunity I get to pronounce Cliff Lee to be an emotionless cyborg, I’ll take

by Cap M on Sep 9, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

An emotionless cyborg would have walked Renteria to get to Rowand.

I’m glad his gigantic ego got the better of him.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 9, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d root for Boston or NY over PHI. It’s funny to watch Lee and Halladay not get their rings.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

x1,000,000

but honestly, Texas and Detroit are where it’s at this go around.

by Cap M on Sep 9, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d root for Texas this time ;)

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

Totally…we won it before they did :)

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by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right.

I’ve got no ill will towards the Rangers that are currently on that team either.

by Cap M on Sep 9, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I clearly remember Marty Lurie insisting before the AS break that the Dbags

would “fade away” while the Giants pitching staff would surely get them to the playoffs.

Damn you, Lurie!! I believed you!!!

stupid me

by SFCaliCat on Sep 9, 2011 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Why the fuck are our pitchers throwing 125 pitches a game when the season doesn't even count any more?

Seriously. Fuck.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Sep 9, 2011 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

who the hell knows? Bochy has lost his mind.

he managed very well in the post season last year, but many of his decisions the past few months have defied all logic and comprehension.

by SFCaliCat on Sep 9, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

so where’s grant

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 9, 2011 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

i'm busy

i’ve spent the last 30 min or so laughing at this picture of tormund giantsbane

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 9, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lololol

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Sep 10, 2011 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

In a prison cell in The Eyrie.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 9, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Preventing an asteroid from hitting Earth.

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 9, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

PGT is up

WE ARE NOT FORSAKEN!

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 9, 2011 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 9, 2011 11:31 PM PDT reply actions  

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