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Eeyup.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
There better be a Giants win in this thread
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ??? Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
I blame lack of new thread
Clearly with a new thread, that ball would’ve rolled foul
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Maybe we will see Belt bat this inning
LOL ME
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
Now I can finally rejoin. I didn’t want to wait for 1400 comments to load.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
SCORE A RUN YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF ASSHATS
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Byebye Cabrera
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
O-FACE THREAD!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 9, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
OCab made a quick out
Color me surprised
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
LOL NOT EVEN WARNING TRACK POWER
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
One pitch.
One motherfucking pitch.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
Ok Stewie
Get that 2nd career HR right now!!!!!!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
WAY TO TRY AND GET KERSHAW OUT OF THE GAME
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
PINCH RUN NOW!!!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
LOLHIT
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
De Rosa? Really?
PAT THE BAT IS ON THE BENCH
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Ok DeRosa.....
Earn some of that contract right now!!!!!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Kershaw's PIIIISSED
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
Mad Kershaw is mad lol
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
my 3 day old daughter does not understand baseball yet :(
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
Bad daddy.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
I’m going to groom her as a Yankees fan, so she doesn’t suffer ;)
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
I WAS KIDDING
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Ford? The Human "I AM GOING TO STEAL" billboard inbound?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Good thing we don't have speed on our bench
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
WHY IS DEROSA
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
PAT THE BAT IS ON YOUR BENCH AND YOU PINCH HIT MARK FUCKING DEROSA?
WHAT THE FUCK?
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
isn't this a FORD situation?
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
really?
use Sanchez, then.
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Or Torres
Or anyone but fucking Stew
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Stupid Flappy
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Oops, not supposed to be a reply
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
not if you want to see him thrown out
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
jeezy creezy, that swing looked like all the flappy tendons would be springing from his wrist!
(O_O)
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
WHY IS JUSTIN
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
MAN WAIT TILL THE ROSTERS EXPAND SO WE CAN USE PINCH HITTERS
FUCK
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
LOL BAGGS
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 9, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
LOL POSTING HIS WORDS WITH FRIENDS NAME ON THE INTERNET
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Now Stewies out for the season
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
WHY IS STEWART STILL AT 1B?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
not pinch running here is fucking stupid
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
I dunno dude
40 man roster, with your backup catcher leading off on first, after letting lincecum get to 130 pitches
What’s the problem?
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
All we need now is Lexluth to arrive to tell us all what a great manager Bochy is.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 9, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL moar injuries
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
This is absolutely the most Giants game of the season
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
oh for cripes sakes!
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
He's got segmented EYES!!
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 9, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Even Stew knows he shouldn't be running out there
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
OH BOY FORD
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
Giants have made some nice defensive play this game though
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
they have!
It’s almost like watching a different team….. except for the offense
So
Even if (and that’s a big if) we score a run. Whiteside will blow it in the 9th by airmailing it into CF.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
HEY GUYS, YOU THINK FORD WILL TRY TO STEAL?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
BREAKING
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
NO WAI
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
CS. book it
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
I"ll call for a E-2
Ford thrown out trying to score
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
He's shaking off his first baseman
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
I worked 12 hours today, so I just now got home.
But holy hell I’m jealous of whoever’s at that game tonight. I’d love to see a Kershaw/Lincecum matchup in person someday.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 9, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
I was in LA for the now infamous Mattingly game for a Kershaw/Timmy match up! :)
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
See, that just means that when I someday see my Kershaw/Timmy matchup, it has to be in San Francisco.
Just to make things symmetrical.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
it has been writing, so it shall be done
or something :)
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
Just so long as Timmy stays in San Francisco and McBroke doesn't sell Kershaw before I can get out there.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 9, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
better hurry then!
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
Anybody got a DeLorean I can borrow?
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 9, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
might be your best chance :(
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
Maybe I can keep McBroke's parents from getting together and make him fade out of the timestream.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 9, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
ooooo! that would solve so many problems!
doooo eeeet!
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
I'm just wondering what the Dodger equivalent would be of the Hill Valley courthouse turning into Biff's Casino if McCourt never owned the team.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 9, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Chavez Latrine is turned into a park (complete with baseball fields for little leaguers for the irony), Dodgers are bought and move to Oregon
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
I'm not sure that reaches the same level of horror as 'oh my god my father was murdered by the drunken prick who later married my mother and turned the town into a shithole,' though.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 9, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
ok, then the team moves to Salt Lake City!
LOOOOOOOL
also, you could say that the place in which that shithole stadium stands currently could become part of the city dump, but it already is!
Ba-dum-chi! Thank you, tip your waitresses, try the prime rib!
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
THIS GAME NEEDS TO PROGRESS SLOWER
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
VROOOM
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
Now he'll CS for 3rd.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
bout fuckin time
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
WOAH HE MADE IT
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
VVROOOOOOOM INDEED
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
Kinda wondering now
When has Ford not lost his helmet trying to steal? lol
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Now that we got that out of the way
Christian can strike out.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
ha ha
lol
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Everyone here owes me a Coke.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Powder or rock?
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Medicinal blend.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Kruk
“not an easy guy to strike out”
We’ll see about that…
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
inb4 strike out
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Time for the clutch K
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
Let's go Wild Pitch
/clap clap clapclapclap
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Christian has already demonstrated more plate discipline in this at bat than Rowand did in 3+ years
by laying off that pitch 5 feet outside
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
It's funny cause it's true
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
It's tragic because it's true
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Yeah
but it’s funny, too! See?
/cries
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
It's tragic inside
"Swing and a miss! And that's it!" -- Duane Kuiper, 11/1/2010
by Two South Bays on Sep 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Together we're tragic
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
or 5 year deal
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Kershaw looks like Teen Wolf
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Sure, if you don't mind looking like Beavis
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Shut up, fartknocker!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Praise from Jon and Kruk . . .
But JC has made it easy for ClayKer to throw outside the zone.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
Battle of whose arm will fall off first?
Kershaw only at 110 though
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
of course
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
sigh
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ??? Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
why would you do that?
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
Despite the K
Great AB
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
Combative but not selective.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL DOESN'T STRIKEOUT A LOT
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
poor Timmy
Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Sep 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
HE'S ONLY 12-12
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Charlie Manuel was right!
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
I had a feeling that we wouldn’t be able to win this game with only one run.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
SCIENCE
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
ladies and gentlemen, your ML-leading O-swing% San Fraaaaaaancisccccccoooo GIANTS!!
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
*crowd screaming in the background*
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ??? Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
so, Dry Lightning
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
Heard it too
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh...Casilla is in
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
Only guy in the bullpen
who still has an arm and hasn’t cut himself
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
I’ve heard that about Cobb and Williams and Gwynn and others.
And I don’t believe it’s possible.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
if someone could really do this, they would not merely hit 400
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
Yep.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I just turned it on the 7th, did anything awesome happen before that?
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
Some good defense
Not much else
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants winning
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
And here's where the game is lost
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Ballgame
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
stupid Rod
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
hm, where is Romo?
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
Cut his throat while swimming.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Good, I don't think I could stand an extra inning game tonight.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
VeLOLez
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
LOL
Velez is gonna score the winning run on us
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
LOL VELEZ
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
LOL Velez is running...
Poetic
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Oh hi Eugenio!
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
ZORAK
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
So who is going to bring in Casilla home?
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ??? Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
...what?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
It’s a halfway house for incendiary relievers.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
FBAL
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
Velez and OCab are arguing about who sucks worse
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
O-Cab can't compare as far as hitting/fielding
at least Velez can run
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLNOT USING ROMO
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
Bochy's still angry at him for having sex.
"I hate that mountain. I love baseball."
by Four Point Nine Eight on Sep 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it's more like
the season’s over…why mess up his arm.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
if Bork was thinking about that, then he wouldn’t have pushed Timmeh over 125 pitches.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
I'd love it for Velez to pull off a Rivera right now.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
I cannot wait until Velez collides with Cody Ross.
Just for old time’s sake.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
FAILside
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
of course
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
Ballgame
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
LOLGAME
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
this inning is going exactly how I anticipated
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
REACH A CROTCH!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 9, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
Dont even bother throwing home
Just keeping picking off at 3rd until you get Velez
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
LOL VELEZ IS ABOUT TO SCORE THE FUCKING WINNING RUN
LOLSIDE
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
Will be driven in by Uribe
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
there's still a chance Velez will run the wrong way
and not score
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
I wonder if Velez got his ring today.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Good one whitehead
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
Stewart is hurt.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Stewart injured
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
how?
Hats for bats...keep bats warm
by theghostofwilliemcgee on Sep 9, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Not sure
Prolly on his drag bunt when he stepped on 1st
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez is going to crash into Whiteside and flip him over
Just to put the exclamation point on this season
"I hate that mountain. I love baseball."
by Four Point Nine Eight on Sep 9, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
speed kills
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
eugenio velez just scored the game winning run
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
by jponry on Sep 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
just like you plan it
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
Of course.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
-___________-
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ??? Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
Good point.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez scores winning run
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Game over
z
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
LOL OF COURSE
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Aaaaand ballgame
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
LOL OUR MANAGER IS A FUCKING IDIOT
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
by Falconer88 on Sep 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This is Shakespearian.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
To Bork or not to Bork
That is the question
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
by ToddCommish on Sep 9, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Much more complicated than that.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too. The minute Velez was in I laughed and knew the future.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 9, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
DON'T THEY KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE LOSING TO THE DODGERS!
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
8.5 out
lol?
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 9, 2011 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Whiteside trying to kiss Velez
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
You misspelled "FUCK"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
So, why does Casilla keep getting used in high leverage situations when you have Sergio Romo and Javier Vasquez in your bullpen?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
..oh shit.
Why did I say Vasquez?
IT’S BEEN THAT LONG
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
We signed Vasquez???
Dammit, I’m the last to know everything.
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 9, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
They both cut their wrists while dining at Castangola’s.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
This was literally the most Giants game of the season.
It had irony, not hitting, awesome pitching, not hitting, injuries, Eli Whiteside screwing up, not hitting, Bork, not hitting, injuries, and not hitting.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
Shift-A
Ugh, seriously?
Also, had pho for the first time. In the process of doing so, I found out how it was pronounced. Now I cannot stop making the “Pho Mulan” (“Present!”) joke.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
I believe there's a Pho King in the Bay Area somewhere :D
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
/checks off list
“Speaking without permission!”
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
you may look like a bride, but you will never bring your family honor!
;D
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
dang it! sorry!
mushy brain due to inebriation
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
No worries – my friends quote that movie so much I practically have the script memorized.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
I have it on rotation (and AristoCats & Rescuers) every night while I sleep!
can’t tell you how annoying it is to wake up to the end credits with Xtina Aguilera screaming that song….I long for the days when end credits didn’t exist like on the other two movies!
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
Of course, that just meant that you had to suffer through the credits before the movie even started, which is annoying.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
nu-huh! classic movies had like 2 minutes of credits and that was it, no one thanked babies for being born (not that I’m hating on babies, but still) & no psuedo-talented pop singers assaulted my ears for 5 minutes 40-50 yrs ago on a movie
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
oh well. get ‘em tomorrow. it’s not like these games mean anything anymore.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
/outfortheseason
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Was limping after a bunt single
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Zorak scores the go ahead run.
So typical. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ROMO????
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
Too much Dodger blue in the stands
Giants fans selling their tickets to Dodger fans. Ugh
see, now if I were Timmy, I'd just be losing my mind right now
and destroying everything and anything in my path
effin Giants
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
eh, not this time
at least he’s not getting an L. plus he must realize they’re not going to the playoffs. So he can look at it as ‘meh, i did my job. my ERA’s going down. i went eight innings. fuck these fuckers if they can’t score another run…’
by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Sep 9, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I am going to make a bold prediction.
The Giants will not score a run here.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Way to go out on a limb
Nostradamus
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Velez just had to score the game-winning run. There was no other way. That's how this season has worked.
Are we rooting for bottom 15 again?
I keep forgetting
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 9, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
To dream the impossible dream
To fight the unbeatable foe
To bear with unbearable sorrow
To run where the brave dare not go
To right the unrightable wrong
To love pure and chaste from afar
To try when your arms are too weary
To reach the unreachable star
This is my quest
To follow that star
No matter how hopeless
No matter how far
To fight for the right
Without question or pause
To be willing to march into Hell
For a heavenly cause
And I know if I’ll only be true
To this glorious quest
That my heart will lie peaceful and calm
When I’m laid to my rest
And the world will be better for this
That one man, scorned and covered with scars
Still strove with his last ounce of courage
To reach the unreachable star
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
I once saw “The Man of La Mancha” on stage. After it ended, I exclaimed, “No one EXPECTS the Spanish Inquisition!” Nobody in the audience laughed. Is it too much to ask Long Islanders to know their Monty Python?
"Swing and a miss! And that's it!" -- Duane Kuiper, 11/1/2010
by Two South Bays on Sep 9, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Cliche ridden though it is . . .
. . . it’s a song that helped me survive adolescence.
Really.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
So 8.5 games out, even Bork and Sabes have to realize that's too much to overcome right?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
/continues to bench Belt and Crawford and play Cabrera.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 9, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm soooooooo tired of eli whiteside
and bochy’s ridiculous bullpen decisions.
by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Sep 9, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
Whiteside is there out of necessity.
Stewart is hurt.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Rosters expanded...
and we can’t do better than fucking Whiteside?!?!?!?!
WTF are our scouts doing?!?!?!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I'm really just tired of bochy at this point
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
I'm having an internal argument as to whether I really want to watch games that he manages ever again.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 9, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Soooooo.... WTF Bochy...
Also wow Beltrans Catch!!!!
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Anyone who ever sings the praises of Bruce Bochy should be laughed at with contempt, and have every word they utter taken as a buffoon's bluster.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 9, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Hence... WHAT THE FUCK BOCHY
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
I wasn't referring to you, I was supporting your WTF Bochy
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 9, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m so confused.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
What the hell is a Javy Guerra?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Baggs
It would be awesome if Eugenio Velez were wearing a Los Anegles jersey. Alas.
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 9, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
At least they'll make it quick
With no teasing.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Oh, please don't take a pitch there.
Don’t make the pitcher break a sweat or anything.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
This is like a recurring nightmare
how many times have the Giants held a 1-0 lead only to blow it in the 8th?
In 2004
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
In another game
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ??? Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
REALLY?
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SOUND?!
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
Someone is molesting a rubber chicken
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
SELFISH GROUNDOUT
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Proving to me more and more by the day that they Won the World series last year despite their management
I hate this season
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 9, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
Who thinks Pablo will swing at the first pitch?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Only Giant with a hit off this guy...Buster
:(
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Proving to me more and more by the day that they Won the World series last year despite their management
I'm not sure if this game could even be more ironic
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
They're so walking him
and hoping he swings anyways
"I hate that mountain. I love baseball."
by Four Point Nine Eight on Sep 9, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK FUCK FUCK
I FUCKING HATE THIS TEAM
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
LOL KERSHAW GETS THE WIN
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
I totally look forward to watching Crawford and Belt warm the bench tomorrow
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
If you had told me we'd be 8.5 out
At any point this season I wouldn’t have believed you. Now I think I should watch SoA or something.
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 9, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
Indeed it is. We’ve lost 12.5 games in 5 weeks. We’ve lost 7.5 games in 2.
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 9, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Even when the Giants were a game out they seemed dead, but back then we were very much in this thing.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
yet…we’re still in this thing!
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 9, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
if by thing you mean depression, then yeah, sounds about right
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
LOL U
did you pull something stretching for that one?
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
It's pretty weird, right?
The only person who’s had the same season as last with no injury is basically Matt.
Timmy is better this year, but is having less to show for it, and Mad Bum had that freak start to his year. Everyone else has either been injured for a while or the opposite or in Panda’s case, both (but to a positive degree)
I vote we tank for a draft pick
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 9, 2011 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
As bochy stare into the sky, wondering how it could all go this way, not realizing that the main problem lies in the uniform he is wearing.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
I love this team!
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
OH SHIT AND KERSHAW GOT THE WIN TOO?!?!?!
UGHHHHH FUCK THAT MOTHERFUCKER.
by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Sep 9, 2011 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
I like Kershaw, and I have no problem with the Dodgers. It's Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber (Sabean and bochy) that I loathe.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 9, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Not this incarnation of them. I am totally ambivalent, and I would love to see Kershaw here.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 9, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
No problem with the Dodgers?
/flagged
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
My focus is on the REAL problems with this franchise, and it ain't the Dodgers.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 9, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
When Sabean and bochy are gone, I'll have hate left over for the Dodgers
As it is, my hate is tied up in the Giants mis-management
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 9, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't spend a lot of time thinking about terrorists.
That doesn’t mean I don’t have a problem with them.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Good point.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Kershaw currently leads the pitching triple crown categories, and Kemp is within striking distance of 2 of the 3 hitting categories.
I worked all day, it’s late, and I’m brain-dumb as a result, so I’m just going to use your post as an excuse to toss this out there – when is the last time a team has had candidates for both the pitching and hitting triple crowns in the same season?
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Pirates, in ’59.
I actually have no idea.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I know the '34 Yankees are the only ones to ever actually DO it.
I just don’t know how common it is to chase it unsuccessfully.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 9, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
So, without looking, Gehrig and Gomez?
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just pissed off.
I keep saying I’m over it and then I watch another game.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
Hmm. Dysfunctional relationship.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep
There must be some 12 step I can go to. Giants Fans Anonymous.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
And we are completely accredited.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I come to the meetings
even if I’m not willing to admit that I am a Giants fan?
You can have your own, separate meeting.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You're doing it wrong!
You’re all supposed to say “Hi, Tortured!”
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
Hi, Tortured!
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
Hi Tortured
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Home to extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
Chasm?
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Bleah.
I should’ve just re-watched one of last year’s playoff games. Posey/Ishikawa/Uribe/Renteria FTW!
"Swing and a miss! And that's it!" -- Duane Kuiper, 11/1/2010
Yes, and more in keeping with the others listed, Freddy Sanchez.
"Swing and a miss! And that's it!" -- Duane Kuiper, 11/1/2010
by Two South Bays on Sep 9, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
UGH FUCK THIS SHIT
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Proving to me more and more by the day that they Won the World series last year despite their management
That's what the Dodger douchebags are hoping for
Nothing would bring them more satisfaction than finishing the season on top of the Giants.
Seeing all those smug Dodger fans at AT&T makes me ill. We’re going on Sunday and I hope there aren’t too many of them near us. yuck!
Seriously, remember how half the team got sick after their road trip to LA?
Filthy Dodger fans.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Or I can do what I did to the Braves fan sitting next to me earlier this year
chat their ear off and annoy the hell out of ’em
Did you keep the ear as a trophy?
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m calling under .500
and with this pitching staff, that is absolutely incredible. that literally should never happen.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
As tempting as it is to say that, the Giants already have 75 wins. There’s not enough time left to fall below .500.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
they’ve probably been playing 5-13 ball since August, so it’s probably completely doable.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
that’d be what, .375 win pct?
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Since July 28, when they beat the Phillies in Philadelphia to take the series, the Giants have been playing at a .368 clip.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
considering that they are 1. completely out of it, and 2. Bork is benching better players, I have faith they can lose at a .278 clip the rest of the way.
yknow, I know you’ve probably all hashed this one out, but there really is no excuse for Belt being benched, and conversely, no excuse for Cabrera playing.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, obviously, but Bochy and Sabean are idiots
But, seriously, .278 is impossibly bad. The last team to be worse than that was the 2003 Tigers, and they lost 119 games.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
don’t underestimate the worst offense in baseball.
what happens when the pitchers just say ‘fuck it’ and give up pretty soon? 5-13, baby!!
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure it wasn't what Nicole Vogelsong had in mind
but she does keep tweeting #anythingispossible
So… another loss tomorrow.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
If that. LOL Giants
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 9, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
relax, guys. this doesn’t matter at all. we’re getting better draft position by the day, while Bork and Sabean get closer to the hot seat with every 0ER the offense puts up.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
yes, they will. I trust Sabean to completely screw everything up next season, lose another year of this awesome pitching, and get fired.
as for Bork, I trust him to do what he’s always done- bench young players, and he’ll get fired for that. Sure, we may lose Cain or Timmeh to FA, but that’s the price we pay to be rid of Sabean/Bork.
I’ll take that anyday.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
You seem to be unfamilar with the ownership
Sabean survived 2005-2008. He built a team that just won the World Series and sells out every night. Giants stuff is everywhere. The owners are rolling in money. Why would they change anything? They never have. The thought of Sabean being fired is nice, but it’s not going to happen. Bochy won’t be fired either. The last time the Giants fired a manager was in 1985.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Sabean survived ‘05-’08 because they were rebuilding. Unofficially, that is. Now, they are rebuilt and should be in a mode where they are winning 95 games a year.
When that doesn’t happen for 2 straight years after the championship, it becomes very evident that Sabean and Bork are not doing their jobs. Even with all the injuries, this team should be better than this- and that, well, that is Bochys fault.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Obviously they should be fired. Only a few people are disputing that. It’s just that it’s not going to happen.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
From now until the end of the 2012 season, the Giants win everyday in my mind.
The only acceptable ending to the 2012 season is the playoffs, so if that doesn’t happen, their heads will roll. The owners are happy and rolling in dough, you’re right. They also want to keep doing this. And what’s the best way to keep doing this? Hire a competent GM and manager.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
No heads will roll
I’m not sure what else I can say. It’s not happening.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
I didn’t know you were from the future. So you can say that with 110% certainty? You’d bet your life on it? Didn’t think so…
look, it’s simple as this- you can’t be right, and neither can I. But I’m not naive to think that the owners- all smart businessmen, I will add- will stand around and watch failed practices resurrected. Don’t think they aren’t watching this collapse closely.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Obviously I'm not certain
But I’d say that I’m about 90% confident. The Giants don’t do things that way.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Dunno
Dusty wasn’t that far removed from a world series appearance.
Sabean will be there til he dies.
FUCK BOCHY
I used to have a lot of respect for his handling of the pitching staff but no more. THERE IS NO FUCKING REASON THAT SANTIAGO “GAS-CAN” CASILLA SHOULD BE GIVEN ANYTHING OTHER THAN FUCKING MOP-UP WORK, USE SERGIO ROMO IN LEVERAGE SITUATIONS, THERE IS NO REASON TIM HAS TO GO UP TO 130+ PITCHES THIS LATE IN A SEASON WHEN WE ARE CLEARLY ARE NOT GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS….FUCK
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Proving to me more and more by the day that they Won the World series last year despite their management
I agree with this sentiment. Timmeh should not have been pushed that hard for a pointless game.
His arm next year is more important.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember when we thought expanded rosters meant Bochy would overmanage and use six pitchers every game?
Good times.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
because the pitchers get no run support, his plan is to “try and get them a win” by leaving them in for 120+ pitches. except the offense can’t score anyways.
his thinking is circular
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
/he said “expanded roosters.”
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not sure I’d want to stretch you, Gallo. no offense
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
The future belongs to the wide, giant4.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Ray Ratto wide? or just regular oversized?
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Haven’t I warned you about being reasonable?
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there EVER a hot seat with them?
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 9, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
so, what d’yall have to say for yourselves?
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
Fuck the world.
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
How long after elimination does Bochy decide the hell with it and lets Belt start?
"Swing and a miss! And that's it!" -- Duane Kuiper, 11/1/2010
NEVER STARTS BELT NEVER EVER EVER
Tomorrow expect christian in center, huff at first, cabrera at short, whiteside catching (well, he may have to) and fuck it, let’s activate Zito
Giants are trolling at this point
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Sep 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
so will LOLside
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Proving to me more and more by the day that they Won the World series last year despite their management
Um . . .
Whiteside at catcher. Huff at first. Ross in . . . um . . . the outfield.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
The true brilliant lineup of the Giants
CF – Christian
2B – Burriss
RF – Beltran (his selfishness dictates he can’t miss this lineup)
1B – Huff
LF – Ross
3B – DeRosa
SS – Cabrera
C – Whiteside
P – A recently Activated Barry Fuckin’ Zito
Let’s party
/takes pills and medicinal herbs < >
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I call Huff!!
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 9, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Now Fresno is trollin
FresnoGrizzlies Fresno Grizzlies
For the 2nd game in a row, a 2011 Grizzly scores the only run in a #SFGiants loss. Pill Wednesday, Christian tonight
11 minutes ago
A former Grizzly also scores the winning run for the Dodgers
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 9, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Going out on a LOLimb here...
Grizzlies could maybe beat the Giants at hitting….
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Eugenio Velez won, so it's time for victory GIFs
This is the most Eugenio Velez GIF ever:

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Dancing like he did something…
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
This is Eugenio Velez dancing alone in the corner while trying to put on his shirt, only he’s not really dancing and just sort of awkwardly moving his upper body. Eugenio may be awful, but he’ll always be my favorite Dodger.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
by El Person on Sep 9, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Wow Ratto....
RattoCSN Ray Ratto
@hankschulman I have a question too. Can you start a fire and then die in it? I mean, since you’re not working tonight or anything?
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
hankschulman Henry Schulman
I have a question for @RattoCSN. Are you wearing a sweater tonight? And of so, what foodstuffs are embedded therein? Thank you.
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
LOL, I didn't know this beforehand, but I was thinking it must have been a fat joke.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
OH SNAP
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Home to extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
fat vs fat war?
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Do they have a friendly rivalry of some kind?
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
ugh this game
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Proving to me more and more by the day that they Won the World series last year despite their management
don’t you mean “ugh this season”?
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
Yes
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Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Home to extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
But this was a more soul-crushing defeat
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Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Home to extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
ugh this season is right
and it looks like it’s going to continue to be ugh right up to the end. I’m actually looking forward to it being over.
Really?
I’m looking forward to spring training next year :)
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
I'm very, very much looking forward to spring training 2012.
I can’t wait to see Buster back and Freddy Sanchez too, I hope.
get a SSD
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 9, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit, I knew this was coming
NL Cy Young Award contender Clayton Kershaw outdueled two-time winner Tim Lincecum,
FUCK YOU. No, he didn’t.
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 9, 2011 10:26 PM PDT reply actions
technically
Fuck the Dodgers… fuck you Clayton Kershaw… and most importantly fuck you lasorda etc
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Good point.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 9, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
FAILBEARD DID NOT OUTDUEL SHIT TONIGHT AGAINST THIS AA LINEUP
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Home to extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
Kershaw had a better line than Timmy.
Then again, Timmy was actually pitching against an MLB team.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 9, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
NL Cy Young Award contender Clayton Kershaw outdueled two-time winner Tim Lincecum by pitching to little leaguers
fixed
Tipped Grudgingly...
GO BREWERS!!!
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
FUCKING DODGERS
SFGiants San Francisco Giants
#Dodgers have swapped their starters for next 2 games. LHP Dana Eveland (1-0, 1.13) will now throw tomorrow night vs. #SFGiants’ Vogelsong.
1 minute ago
LOLBELT LOLCRAWFORD LOLFONTENOT
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Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Home to extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
Giants about to embarrass themselves against another AAA pitcher.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
DON'T WORRY GAIZ THAT MEANS PILL WILL BE STARTING TOMORROW
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Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Home to extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
Eveland has a career ERA of 5.63
CGSO is all but guaranteed
Depends...
Does he have a nose?
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
ah, so they guarantee Bork putting out our worst hitters by using a LHP.
I like that. the more humiliation the Giants suffer, the more a sense of urgency takes the situation.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh trust me
it takes very little for Bork to bench Belt
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Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Home to extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
sense of urgency = Reyes and re-signing Beltran.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Some CSN announcer said the Giants have a struggling offense.
Can’t we just call it a terrible offense now?
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
“Struggling” does seem to be a bit of an understatement.
Anagram of "SF Giants season" = GAS OF NASTINESS
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 9, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Well it could...
If we had a collection of good hitters. Unfortunately, that is not the case.
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
We do.
They are in the Hall of Fame… OR Barry… or on the DL
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Orlando Cabrera, man who has lived through the month of september before
Should be getting the nod tomorrow, I think.
I've been through 22 septembers in my life CAN I PLAY SHORTSHOP FOR THE GIANTS
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Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Home to extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
not enough gritty veteran savvy-ness.
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
but several of those septembers included working through knee and arm injuries
Doesn’t that up my GRIT factor?
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Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Home to extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
actually it meant I partially tore the MCL in both knees playing football
but nonetheless I’m sure I still have more range than LOLCAB
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Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Home to extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
range didn’t help Stamos at all.
on the other hand, Falconer88 is already associated with an animal…
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
And I'm only a year older than belt...
so it’s the bench for me…but I did break up a no hitter in high school once boy that pitcher was PISSED
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Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Home to extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
my dad called me in the middle of the game and told me that Cabrera’s veteran experience grit willed Miles to make the error.
He’s catching on now.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
LOL
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Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Home to extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
Also since I was not to active on the threads today...I hear congratulations are in order
CONGRATS!!!
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Home to extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
thanks man! I’m actually living on borrowed time right now- mommy is asleep and Kanani hasn’t cried in almost 30 minutes.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
wait when was the baby born!?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
tuesday am.
Kanani Madison, all 6lbs 10oz of her. <3
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to be so sick to my stomach if it's a Phillies vs. Yankees series
The pompous pinstripes vs. the vaunted rotation of Halladay (hey no real rage against him, loved him when he was a Blue Jay, and he can laugh at himself), cyborg Lee, Fratboy Hamels and whatever’s left of Roy Oswalt.
If it were a Phillies-Yankees series...
I’d have to say I would root for the Yankees. I had such a hard time typing that.
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
I would puke, cry, wheeze and maybe drink too much
But I agree with you, absolutely. Better get their one win this decade out of the way now.
I feel the same way,.....
The Phillies just make me maaaaaaaaaaaaaad
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Also,
I think that we would never hear the end of it from Phillies fans.
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
We have this

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
by calgiants86 on Sep 9, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That picture made me happy
Today’s game did not.
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
/mood switches back to unhappy
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
The Yankees would probably get destroyed
They’ve got no pitching compared to the Phillies.
They hit the ball?
I’m not a fan of violence
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Home to extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
An emotionless cyborg would have walked Renteria to get to Rowand.
I’m glad his gigantic ego got the better of him.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
I’d root for Boston or NY over PHI. It’s funny to watch Lee and Halladay not get their rings.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d root for Texas this time ;)
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Sep 9, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too
Totally…we won it before they did :)
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Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Home to extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
I clearly remember Marty Lurie insisting before the AS break that the Dbags
would “fade away” while the Giants pitching staff would surely get them to the playoffs.
Damn you, Lurie!! I believed you!!!
stupid me
Why the fuck are our pitchers throwing 125 pitches a game when the season doesn't even count any more?
Seriously. Fuck.
There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.
who the hell knows? Bochy has lost his mind.
he managed very well in the post season last year, but many of his decisions the past few months have defied all logic and comprehension.
so where’s grant
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
i'm busy
i’ve spent the last 30 min or so laughing at this picture of tormund giantsbane
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
LOL
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: Home to extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
Preventing an asteroid from hitting Earth.
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
PGT is up
WE ARE NOT FORSAKEN!
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
sigh
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

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