BEAT SD Thread 2
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BALL DUSTER!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions
NARD KNOCKER
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Nad Nudger
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
why was Matt throwing a 3-0 pitch anywhere close to the strike zone?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
It should have been 2-1 anyway.
But that is neither here nor there
by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 7, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
He was born with a name that could easily be turned into a verb.
The first six innings are overrated.
It's been done.
It’s what happens to my fleece Giant snugglies after I wash them with the heavy flannel.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Is someone kicking Bochy is the nads on the upper deck?
NO WAY
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
That is what this team needs to do
Just go out there and hack!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
And fuck you O-Cab and your range of a garbage compactor
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions
If Matt Cain had allowed 0 runs whatever that is happening poorly wouldn’t be happening!
That is cray-z.
Pilly!
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions
My pain disappears.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
THE MORNING AFTER!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions
This is my preferred nomenclature
because it denotes that we will be regretting it/a bitter pill to swallow.
FourEighty!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
so, is it good or bad
to have The Morning After on the same team as PtB?
ONLY A SINGLE!???!?!?
/disapproving
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
Only a single?
DFA
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions
Just when you tink Cody will start showing some patience, he hacks his way back to the bench
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions
In the sense of “full of dairy calories,” yes.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Cabrera batting?
Has anyone told Bochy he gets a 40-man roster in September if he’d like?
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
here comes the you know what
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions
Why does Pill have to do that kind of shit? It is so much easier to assume that the Giants go down in order here. Don’t get me excited.
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
At ease, Sir.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Fap
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
Drugs can treat that.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
PtB sighting?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
Bye bye Belt
If Pill has a two-hit game today, I’m guessing we won’t see a whole lot of Belt for the rest of the season.
The younger guys were hitting better than Huff.
The day the magic died.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
He's no Guzman
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLZO
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2011 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
LOL RIZZO
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
Is risible.
/points and . . . .
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck you Rizzo!!!
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
SUICIDE SQUEEZE. SQUEEZE IT!!!
Sergio Romo: The Giants welcome wagon.
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...
Bob Dylan isn’t there.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, that isn’t Bob Dylan?
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
No, it is.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
For an organization so pathologically inept at recognizing and developing hitting talent
It’s funny to imagine them having a great hitter rotting in the minors all along, because they just couldn’t see what the big deal was.
are you referring to Guzman?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Brooks Conrad'd
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ??? Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
LOL Jerry Coleman
making excuses for Rizzo, “he started to throw the ball before he caught it”
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
tim flannery: ninja
Sergio Romo: The Giants welcome wagon.
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...
LOL GIANTS
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck this
"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts
Didnt hit the ball far enough
You follow me, I'll follow you
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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ??? Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
Wow pill is slow
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
by Falconer88 on Sep 7, 2011 5:18 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Darren Ford would have scored there. Just saying.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
What exactly are you saying, Kit?
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
/will use this in Zen meditation
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Um,
PtB?
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLBELT
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
by Falconer88 on Sep 7, 2011 5:21 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
PtB, not deep enough
not a problem he is use to
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions
Bork
you would hate to see him waste a player there on a pinch runner with such a short bench
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
attempted sac fly
followed by thrown out at home
Failed sac fly
Burrell hit a fly ball to shallow outfield, pill thrown out at home
Belt or ford is safe on that play
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
by Falconer88 on Sep 7, 2011 5:21 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
OT: anyone else see Eric Byrnes on the commercials for Jay Mohr's Master Debaters on Fuel TV?
first he assaults my delicate ears, and now my eyes as well???
bleach, I need bleach!
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
Like most of Mohr’s career, the answer is ‘sort of’.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
sadly, no
http://www.fuel.tv/masterdebaters/
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
Jay Mohr's face is broken
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m just grateful I don’t get Fuel TV…whatever the hell that is
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
lol
but Spike at least shows Star Wars! Granted they’re the “remixed” version, but it’s still a great time killer watching the entire trilogy back-to-back-to-back :)
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
HAN SHOT FIRST!
But he apologized profusely afterward.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Spike’s tendency to show Star Wars marathons come in handy when a baseball team decides to lose in a painful manner, I must say.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
is this the type of movie marathon where the advertisements get more frequent as the movie progresses. I HATE that!
No one here gets out alive.
you’re confusing SW marathon with LoTRs and Pirates marathons
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
you’ve been trained well to always agree with a girl, whether she’s right or not LOL
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
True enough.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
The Giants are who we thought they were.
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
Catchers are expendable in order to block plate.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Fair enough
I just wouldn’t expect anything out of him.
I don't want to do this anymore...
It gives me a sad.
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
APOLOGIZE TO BASEBALL
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
but it wasn’t my fault
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
/smells like tears . . . banned
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Cain is 8-18 against the Padres? Man.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
TOO BAD WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY FAST PINCH RUNNERS AVAILABLE
oh wait, we did. Ford or Torres might have made it
Ignoring Tim Mccarver since 2002.
Too early for a double switch.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
we have all kinds of guys on the bench
have Ford run then play Belt at 1st base. they’d all only play if this game went like 20 innings so i don’t think you need to worry about burning guys
Ignoring Tim Mccarver since 2002.
with a 40-man roster?
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
it is going to be really frustrating tonight thinking we could have picked up a game
watching the Rockies blow up Saunders
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
This could actually be the game right here.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
6ht inning
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
Jesus Titt-Fucking Christ
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
he is the best one!
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
Come to the Lord.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Judas had man bewbs
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
/banned for obvious crudity . . . >
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
hey look, a fucking hit and run!!!
dammit, fucking Bork had several times he could have done this, but couldn’t pull his head out of his ass.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions
He hit and ran into a DP.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I will be buying at least 2 pairs of these
You follow me, I'll follow you
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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ??? Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
I often think that, as comfortable as they are, my shoes could use a few more lumens.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift-A
Just got home from work. No worries now, DP coming up and then 3 runs in the top of the inning.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
Me too.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 7, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
What is for dinner?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Grit and Gamertude.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 7, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Incorrect.
Blackheads and beer.
With a goiter for dessert.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL and a hearty HI, HO, RECCCCCCC!
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 7, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing quite like a good goiter parfait.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Goiter merengue pie is nice too
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 7, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
The contrast of textures is intriguing.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
No worries – that’s how we roll here!
And also, she does like Jar Jar Binks. I need to punish that out of her.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Huge k
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
Matty!!!
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
Please be seated on the wooden bench, sir!
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
what would have our season looked like if Bartlett would have been our SS from the beginning?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
He's shaped a little like a pear.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 7, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Giraffes and Pandas eat pears for lunch
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 7, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Pandas eat shoots and leaves!
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
MATT CAIN!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions
Who else swore at Kuip for saying
“Cain is going to get out of this inning” before the out was made?
Shift+A
So, did Belt die?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Sure they can!
Oh, you mean TODAY? No, probably not.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Incidentally, if Baggs or Schulman ask Bochy after the game why he didn’t PR for Pill in the 7th, I will bet money that he answers something along the line of “Well, Pill’s been swinging the ball well lately, I didn’t want to take his bat out of the lineup…”
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Sometimes I forget how young some of you folks are
LoganDobson Logan Dobson
Wait, that guys name is NEWT?! #reagandebate
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions
THAT IS WHAT THE RASTAFARIAN SAID!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
SCORE RUNS NOW DAMN IT
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
LOL HUFF
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 5:33 PM PDT reply actions
I don't know if I can take another season with Sabean and Bochy
I can’t stand it. I just can’t stand it.
HuffVROOM
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2011 5:33 PM PDT reply actions
Huff hustled? No way
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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ??? Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
LOL Huff VROOOOOOOOOOOOMING!
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
this is the part of the game where Darren Ford gets thrown out trying to steal
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2011 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
Totally.
Fast. But not smart about stealing.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
I don't control the outcomes
I just see them
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Dont fuck up Torres
You follow me, I'll follow you
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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ??? Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
Worry about Ford, not Torres.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
See!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
But Torres popout on a 2-0 count
You follow me, I'll follow you
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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ??? Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
He figured “Fuck it” and just swung blindly.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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Belt may not be literally dead
But he is now dead in spirit.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
He is wearing them on his penis
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s prehensile!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Like a tapir!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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That is a reprehensile comment.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 7, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GIANTS
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Wow, that was great
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
Fucking idiots
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions
Nah
Christian will K now
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 7, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah nvm
Thought torres subbed for Cain
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 7, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants specialize in these kind of players
/Velez
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
looked safe, however
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
Lead by a guy with a brain smaller than the average gerbil.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 7, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
The brain is smaller than a gerbil’s actual size, or the brain is smaller than the size of a gerbil’s brain.
The distinction is important.
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Yes
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 7, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Every time that I think Matt Cain is getting better...
he has a meltdown like this.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
/not sure if serious.gif
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Yessum.
"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"
"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.
LOL EVERYONE WHO THINKS FORD IS GOOD AT ANYTHING
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Additionally it was a stupid count to run on
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 7, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
but that one time!
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
Inorite?
Bochy is nothing if not good on living on a player’s past glory, no matter how sporadic or remote.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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In all 11 chances!
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I wonder
If there’s any way to quantify exactly how many runs Bochy has cost us this year.
(-) 109
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
Once Christian makes the third out, you know in your heart that Mark DeRosa is coming out to play 1st base in the bottom of the 8th.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
the Giants want Beltran to lead off the 9th
it’s strategy. STRATEGY!
CEILING GRANT
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions
FOR THE SHIRE
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
fucking Bork
you couldn’t leave well enough alone, you had to insert the rally killers just in time
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions
Fontenot works a great at-bat into a base hit
Bringing the best hitter to the plate.
In Bochy’s mind: “Not impressive, he’ll sit tomorrow.”
Need Cabrera to fill the old, over-the-hill quota
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 7, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Heath Bell doing the sprint again lol
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Bork, you are an inning late letting Ford PR
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions
no clue
that commercial is insufferable
by Brannigan's Law on Sep 7, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
all of them are
It’s like a kick in the balls every time. Especially when they do the Snake Watch bit right after.
i kind of like the one with the chick sticking her face in her purse.
by Brannigan's Law on Sep 7, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
"BEEEEEEELLLLLLLLTTTTTTT"
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
"Crussssssssh iiiiiitt!!!!!"
Idk Im guessing
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ??? Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
In a weird way, I respect Bud Black here bringing in Heath Bell for a four-out save in September with the Padres miles out of the playoff race.
"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10
Is there a stat...
That shows what percentage of a team’s baserunners are thrown out on the bases? In other words, any play where a runner is tagged out on base. I suspect the Giants may lead the league in this category.
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
Hey Nolan Ryan, are you still butthurt over TGWTWS?
I really dislike that guy.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
He'll get me in a head lock
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 7, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
/noogies
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
if we bring up Ford because of his ability to steal bases, and he doesn’t steal bases, what exactly is his role on the team
Well that sucked
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
/sigh
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 5:43 PM PDT reply actions
LOL GIANTS
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Why???/ WHHY!!!!!!!
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ??? Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
SL
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 7, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
You know, I think I’d rather see the mini sirloin burgers commercials than these damn hipster McDonald’s commercials. Some locavores they are.
That mini sirloing burger song was catchy. The McDonald commercials just make me want to punch the faux hipster guy.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 7, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
a time so long ago
give me the commercials before they hopped on the “i’m lovin’ it” train. i dont even remember what their slogan was before that, but i do miss it.
by Brannigan's Law on Sep 7, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it was "McDonalds, we have a clown and you don't, except for Jack in the Box which has a better clown and better food".
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 7, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
And not just any clown, but a clown head you can talk into to make your drive thru order (damnit, I miss that clown head – that was cool).
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That commercial is awesome
It features MysteryGuitarMan and Rhett and Link! They’re YouTube sensations, they make great videos.
Nothing “hipster” about it.
Hipster
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I lol’ed.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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they're so last year
I knew about them before the sold out
Just wait until Cabrera's spot gets up against Bell with a man on 2nd and 2 outs
And Belt sits and watches him pop out to 1st.
Well
I suppose it’s time for me to rally-stop-watching. Seriously. I’m 5-0 when I actually go to games this year but I’d ballpark somewhere around a .400 win percentage when I’m watching on TV.
Oh great, my mlb.tv lost all sound
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
so were gunna lose 2-1 huh?
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 7, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions
Against the Padres?!
Unheard of!
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
I hope someone asks Bochy in the PG interview
“did you have any thoughts letting Ford PR for Pill in the 7th?”
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions
Can someone take Cabrera far away from this team?
by Natto on Sep 7, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
High, but with spinach on it.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU, CABRERA
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions
DFACABRERA
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
lulz - If you're going to call for the ball, catch the fucking thing.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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YOU MOTHERFUCKKING ASS!!
GET OFF MY BASEBALL TEAM
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Not having seen that, I’m confident that my grandmother would’ve made that catch. And she’s been dead for 8 years.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
The best part was that he called Panda off. Then missed it.
Ass.
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sandlot style?
just hold up your glove
by Brannigan's Law on Sep 7, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Will a judge sign an order for exhumation to test that theory?
I believe you’re right, but others may need proof.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 7, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Cabrera
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
I HAVE NO SON
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 7, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Yes Bochy, Cabrera is clearly the best choice at SS, IF YOU'RE A FUCKING CRETIN!
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
HOW MUCH IS FUCKING ENOUGH BORK???
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions
ITS ACADMEIC
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 7, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions
I sometimes get awkward boners.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
oh, now it's over
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
SORRY THOMAS NEAL
WE NEEDED ANOTHER SHITTY SHORTSTOP
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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 7, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
They saw his age and grit factor
That was enough.
Made it to the playoffs 4 years in a row! PROVEN WINNAR
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
6 out of the last 7 years
KNOWS HOW TO WIN. GIVES PRE-GAME SEMINARZ.
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
THEY SCOUTED THE FACT THAT THE GUY MAKES THE PLAYOFFS
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
Went to the post season a million times – knows how to win!
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HOW LONG?
HOW LONG MUST WE SING THIS SONG?
HOW LONG??
HOW LOOOOOOOOONG??
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
Pleasant Velez Sunday
Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS
by kettlecorn on Sep 7, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Awesome!
rec’d
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Orlando Cabrera: Testimony to the combined incompetence of Brian Sabean and Bruce Bochy
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
Y'know, Bochy should pull OCab off the field NOW
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
I know guys lose range and arm strength as they get older, but why the heck is Orlando Cabrera unable to catch a simple pop-up? Just brutal.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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Maybe because he fucking sucks
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
When was the last game in which Orlando Cabrera didn’t do something awful? It happens every fucking day.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
by El Person on Sep 7, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
did I hear Jon right? 5 errors in 32 games as a giant?
/facepalm
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
Those are just the ones scored as errors.
There have been plenty of plays that Crawford, or any decent SS, would have made that were scored hits.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
he sits on the bench every once in awhile. probably one of those days
by Brannigan's Law on Sep 7, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not even joking. Literally every single day in the GDT I see “damn it O-Cab” or some variation thereof.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
“Academic” is probably a more fruitful search
by Brannigan's Law on Sep 7, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Does Sabean still have a weekly show with Ralph B? If so, has he asked him why they acquired garbage like Tejada and Cabrera?
im sure that’s funny, but it doesnt answer my question. please and thank you from those of us who dont live in the BA.
Ralph doesn’t ask hard questions. He doesn’t really ask questions at all. I haven’t heard of him asking Sabean anything to this effect.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
He generally launches into rambling disquisitions, after which the guest sits there in stunned silence.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I simply can’t listen any more, and I haven’t for several years. The guest just doesn’t know what to do other than to ramble back. Nothing about it illuminates any issue.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if Bochy's philosophy
Includes some massive component of ageism, where he doesn’t think young kids “deserve” to play until they’ve paid their dues. He thinks they need to spend a few months being shitty bench players, humiliated and looked down on, to build the character and grit required to play in this league.
Or maybe he’s just an idiot.
Remember that he was catching for the Padres when Benito Santiago came up and had that terrific rookie season.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Interesting
So maybe he sees the Belt vs. Huff, Crawford vs. Cabrera situation and empathizes with the washed-up veteran?
He figures Belt and Crawford will have their day, their time to shine, and what’s important is getting these elder statesmen some final tastes of the big leagues.
Shift A
Holy motherfucking shit, Cabrera.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
Hand ALWAYS beats Dicky.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 7, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
And Cabrera's error scores.
Fuck this team
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
Congratulations OCab, you just fucked over the team
AGAIN
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Not Bochy!
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 7, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GIANTS
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
I wish someone would just walk up and punch OH CAB in his rectum face.
He is a rectum face.
Unlike Jose Guillen, I have no reason to dislike him personally
He’s just one of the worst players I’ve ever seen.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
eh
I have no doubt that I would be awful if I were asked to play baseball for a living, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t jump at the opportunity.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
I would too, if I thought I could help the team more than the replacement
If he thinks that, he’s delusional. Or stubborn. Either way fuck him.
I liked him when he was with the Red Sox in 04, and I like how he got cheered every game in Fenway...
But now he is a complete shit taker. GTFO Cabrera!
Flem: "Tim are you enjoying the party?"
Timmy: "That would be a fair assumption."
Now I can't get mlb.tv to work at all
Oh well, I guess it’s just being merciful
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
just fucking great
OCAB, that is on you, you piece of shit!!!
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
WHY IS ORLANDO CABRERA IN THE MAJOR LEAGUES
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
SIMPLE!
Brian Sabean doesn’t belong in the major leagues as a GM. Bochy doesn’t belong in the majors as a manager, thus, Orlando Fucking Cabrera has a starting job.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 7, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
who really thought that O-cab could play shortstop?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
who really thought that O-cab could playshortstop?
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
And I still fully expect Cabrera to start Friday
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Bochy
“…Bruce Bochy’s going to come out, and take the ball away from Jeremy Affeldt…”
I was hoping Miller would say, “and take the glove away from Orlando Cabrera.”
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
The glove isn't the problem
It’s LOFT
Lack of fucking talent
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I was just looking for an equivalent...
He took the ball away from Affeldt. What could he have taken from Cabrera?
Maybe he should’ve taken away his cup.
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
wasn't the line drive hit right at him last week which he jumped and dropped a good indicator that the mother fucker was done???
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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions
at least Timmeh wasn't on the mound when all this happened
several people would have lost their lives
Say it on air
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by Hyoton on Sep 7, 2011 5:56 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I spent at least a day being confused about it, only after which could I truly lament.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Game's over
Watching Storage Wars
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a mother fucking pop up to shortstop
are you kidding me? How can Bork even defend that type of incompetence??
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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
Made by a professional shortstop.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re actually getting paid to leave afterwards.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll listen to your offer, your honor.
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by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
It had some spin on it
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
BS
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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Ball Spin!
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Every pop-up has some spin on it.
Not every SS, however is a piece of shit.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 7, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Because Sabean defends Bochy's incompetence, and Bowtie defends Sabean's incompetence, and Bowtie is incompetent.
Fuck this franchise.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 7, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember when the worst player on the team was Tejada?
Good times.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
by Tortured on Sep 7, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I don't
He’s Cabrera with a bad attitude
And a spotlight
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
so we score 1 in the 9th now right?
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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 7, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions
Score 1 run
Then Cabrera gets to the plate with runners on first and third with 1 out, and hits a game-ending double play.
Fontenot call for it Out
OCABZ calls for it Run scored
Flem: "Tim are you enjoying the party?"
Timmy: "That would be a fair assumption."
I blame the Panda
for not calling off Cabrera. He should know better than to let that fuckhead call a popup.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I always saw Cabrera as the perfect combination of Tejada and Crawford.
Tejada is a stiff stick in the infield, Crawford is an automatic out at the plate, Cabrera’s both.
who in the fuck is scouting players prior to acquisition?
the Indians wouldn’t let O-Cab get fucking close to SS, and remember they let Jhonny Peralta go because he sucked defensively.
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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 5:59 PM PDT reply actions
The contrast between GP and Patton Oswalt’s debate tweets is making me LOL.
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Someone better fucking ask Bochy why he played Cabrera today
and why he left him in in late innings. Stupid fucking Bochy.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
I think Brandon Crawford should walk onto the field right now, head straight for Cabrera, and punch him in the face
that would be....remarkable....
Flem: "Tim are you enjoying the party?"
Timmy: "That would be a fair assumption."
Just testing my new sig.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
referring to the one above it.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 7, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
what was your old one?
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 7, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
They should trade for Don Cherry. At least that would be entertaining.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
His outfits would confuse the opponents
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“Hey all you kids out there, you know why Cabrera isn’t hitting? He’s not a good Canadian boy! You see, a good Canadian boy wouldn’t be playing when he can no longer play the sport, and he wouldn’t wear a visor either. Now, Ron, let me tell you about how I made my suit…”
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
probably has the same BA has CAB
Flem: "Tim are you enjoying the party?"
Timmy: "That would be a fair assumption."
that pitch was a foot outside
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
My hatred for O-Cab has pierced the ceiling and is not healthy
is borderline of my hatred for Bork. I may paper machet a pinata of Bork’s head and throw a party just to relieve some tension.
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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions
I am trying not to jump off a bridge right now.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 7, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Defensive UZRs
Tejada: 3.8
Cabrera: -7.2
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
I just came by to say
fuck you Cabrera
I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson
Crawford should just jog to the SS position every game
Fuck the lineup card
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I was amused by the Padres infield both diving and missing that ball
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
if that is amusing, watch O-cab trying to catch a pop up
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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY WAGGLE!!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions
Cody may get a hit here
not a RISP
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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY____________???
Fill in the blank
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Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 7, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Bullshit zone is bullshit.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
The Giants gave up more than a bag of baseballs for Cabrera
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
He was safe at 1B
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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions
Mad Bochy!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
For all the wrong reasons
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 7, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
DP
So much fun!
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
HORRIBLE FUCKING CALL AT FIRST BASE!
Ump has a plane to catch
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
FUCK THIS SHIT.
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions
Cody looks pretty pissed at the plate
I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson
I am sure that will be the book after this series
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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
He doesn’t look tentative, though, unlike Belt. And I don’t mean tentative as in patience, I mean, Belt does look nervous to swing from time to time but both Pill and Christian looked very confident in their swings and approaches. Maybe Pill can make an adjustment, but he just seems very “one note,” and both home runs were pitches located middle in. Most hitters will have that strength, but as we saw him swinging Rowand-esque at soft stuff away, my guess is he doesn’t have a clue what to do with stuff out there.
Fuck this shit. And FUCK YOU ORLANDO CABRERA!
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
Bochy doesn't know how to orchestrate a sweep
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions
I hate the Giants
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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions
Let's see....I hate bowtie for keeping Sabean, I hate Sabean for being an incompetent fuck, I hate Bochy for being an incompetent, stubborn fuck, I hate Cabra for being a piece of shit. That about covers my Giants hate, but it's a whole bunch.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 7, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
When was Neukom supposed to fire Sabean?
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Now?
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 7, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
It may be possible after this season I suppose…
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess he could have done it prior to 2009 (right when he was first named MGP), but he wanted some sense of organizational continuity, which I can understand. Other than that, they had a good core of young talent, a winning record in 2009 and won the World Series last year. Not exactly a ‘fire the GM’ type of situation.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
exactly, but he's too stupid to know where the blame lies.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 7, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, at least Cabrera's error didn't lose us the game
/cries
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
If you're talking about Cabrera's error
I would have had that
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
/ in the lineup Friday
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
this loss hurts
fuck Bork, fuck Sabes, fuck O-Cab, fuck Ford,
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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
learn to win, Giants pitcher
Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Sep 7, 2011 6:09 PM PDT reply actions
Wow. Cain is 8-19 against the Padres.
I know pitching records are pretty bogus, but if I didn’t watch the Giants every day, I’d think Matt Cain was a fairly overrated, mostly terrible pitcher (a comment on how low I think of the Padres).
Would like to see a breakdown of the final scores of the losses.
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 7, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
SSS
I need 100 more games to come to a conclusion.
/chasm
what I really wanted to say is “FUCK YOU SABES AND BORK AND YOUR LAME ASS DISPLAY DOWN THE STRETCH. O-CAB, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??”
that is all
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
PoorCain[Insert pitcher for the Giants]
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hey guys! the giants won the series tho!
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Crap
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I do
Brian Sabean sucks, Bruce Bochy sucks, our offense sucks, and most of all, ORLANDO MOTHERFUCKING CABRERA SUCKS.
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm living in ths line
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
No
Last year we were good
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
and lucky
but hey who’s got the rings?
Flem: "Tim are you enjoying the party?"
Timmy: "That would be a fair assumption."
We had a 93 wrc+ last year
That’s almost league average.
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Goshdarnit
If only PHi and TEX all hadn’t gotten cold in October the Giants wouldn’t have beat them! I mean, Cliff Lee lost twice? What the hell? Pure luck.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 7, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Also the Braves
Really strange how all the teams that faced the Giants went into mysterious offensive slumps.
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Last year was a solid defensive team.
And while not bringing in a ton of runs, at least had good power.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 7, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift-A
So, I didn’t watch the game, just looked the sad play-by-play. Was this the most Giants game of the year?
Pretty much
Except for that ‘Brett Pill hitting a HR’ part
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, Pill hit a home run?
fuck fuck shit balls
That was basically the only thing you could have said to make this worse.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Yup
No more starts for Belt EVER
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Now we’ll have fucking org filler playing over the best prospect in the organization for all of this year and much of the next.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Probably
But there’s really no reason they couldn’t play both of them for the rest of this year. /knows this will not happen
There's a really good reason
Three words, and they start with BMB in that order.
You get 1 guess.
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Got it in one
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
You didn't hear?
Belt is dead.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 7, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
No, that’s pretty Giants also. It will be used to justify things that actual performance doesn’t.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
It wasn't the worst, though it was classic BS G's baseball
and Cabrera’s error was ABSURD and happened when they really needed to keep SD’s lead at one
Just think we get a day off before we can -
lose to the dodgers, feel sorry for the Giant pitcher LIncecum, loathe many of our players, and curse at bochy.
someone needs to go apeshit in the clubhouse, maybe flip the post-game spread
something to show these miserable fucks that it is not okay to play like shit when you are 6 games back on September 7th
This times 10000000000
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
would be funny if Pill started turning over tables and throwing furniture
“what the fuck is this? we’re in a pennant race and you weakass hitting pieces of shit are not going to fuck this up for me!!!”
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
We're still in a pennant race?
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
No, but don't tell Pill that
it may be the closest thing he ever sniffs of a pennant race.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been saying for a while
that it’s overdue for someone on this team (my odds are on a pitcher, but ::shrugs:: ) to go Keith Moon on everyone’s asses…
NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.
Go Latrell on Bork
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder what Thomas Neal is doing right now...
Flem: "Tim are you enjoying the party?"
Timmy: "That would be a fair assumption."
can make a lot of excuses
but this team was fucked when Posey went down and Sabean did nothing to get a bat.That was the end.I have till the 13th to send in my playoff money.Yeah right
by twiceinmylifetime on Sep 7, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
well I wouldnt say he didnt get a bat
He got a decent outfielder in Beltran, for our best prospect.
and a shitty washed up SS in Cabrera for a potential solid outfield prospect (Neal)
There was no reason whatsoever to trade for cabrera. We had Tejada who was cabera’s twin, Crawford who’s a defensive gem, and Fontenot whos been at least average. Sabean needs to realize he made a mistake, and hope that Neal doesnt become anything special.
Flem: "Tim are you enjoying the party?"
Timmy: "That would be a fair assumption."
The Giants would have lost that trade if they had given up nothing.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Yep
Considering Crawford has had negative value with the Giants (and dropping fast). BR has him at a robust -0.5 oWAR in just 109 PAs.
Just for the lulz I would like to point out that Brian Bocock’s OBP with the Giants was .258. Cabrera’s is .239.
That is historically bad
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
They could have had Cabrera for nothing in September
And I’d still be livid.
Someone needs to call Cabrera out...
It would go something like this…
The players have voted you off the team…Pack your shit, and get the fuck out…
The confidence level of Bowtie and the partners have of Sabes must be at an all time low
after watching Rownads and Tejada get DFA’s, O-Cab kicking baseballs all over the infield and then to watch Brett Pill (SSS and all), come up and generate the only offense.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions
But we won the WS last year!
Things will turn around, right? I mean, Sabean got us to the WS once, he can do it again!
/shoots self
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Counterpoint: Beltran is heating up.
Counterpoint: Keppinger has replaced Freddy Sanchez (offensively) with Freddy Sanchez-esque numbers.
Countercounterpoint:
It no longer matters.
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Point - Counterpoint: And Kepp is safely on the bench today
while we watch fucking O-cab, instead of having Fonte play SS
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I would be ok with this.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Really? Christmas morning in September then
/apologizes to the Jewish and Wiccan McC
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 7, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
/wonders why jewish and wiccan are mentioned in the same context
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
/guessing it’s the lack of Christmas
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be fine
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by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah
$$$
The owners have it. Sabean made the team that brought it to them.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
I think Sabez sold his soul to the devil, and now we all are fucked for the rest of his reign...!
Flem: "Tim are you enjoying the party?"
Timmy: "That would be a fair assumption."
He made me miss Tejada
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 7, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I could have caught that pop fly
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
nothing out of the ordinary
Flem: "Tim are you enjoying the party?"
Timmy: "That would be a fair assumption."
Showed sub-Jeterian range on a 2 out grounder in the hole with a runner on 2nd
Dropped an easy pop fly that scored 2 batters later.
Sucked as the plate per usual.
They wanted the Giants' top 4 or 5 prospects.
Belt
Brown
Wheeler
Surkamp
and probably Neal as a throw-in.
I don't think it was that high
The Phillies got him for Cosart and Singleton which is about equivalent to Brown/Belt and Wheeler (though if it was Brown and not Belt they would have asked for Surkamp, Neal, or Peguero)
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
What did they actually get?
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Jared Cosart and Jonathan Singleton
The Phillies #1 pitching and #1 hitting prospects
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Too expensive
Instead of Wheeler, we probably would have had to give up Wheeler and Brown
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Also this
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
You have the financial resources
to spend a significant amount of your leisure time on following a meaningless sports team and talk with other fans of said sports team on a computer, not to mention put plenty of food on the table every night, and are still (I hope) relatively healthy, and live in a country where people are generally friendly, a lot of our freedoms are guaranteed, and we have a lot of money.
That’s more than most of the world can say.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm
The Giants won the World Series last year
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm actually going to watch the Bochy interview today
because I want to see how he weasles out of taking the blame for that stupid lineup.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Bochy plans to start Pill Friday against Clayton Kershaw, in case you were wondering.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
LOLBELT
but seriously fuck bork for not playing belt
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
okay dialing it back a sec
playing a random rookie who’s hitting dingers to see what he can do against a good pitcher is not ridiculous at this point in the season.
sitting the org’s best prospect for him is. so, uh, Belt in LF? (lol)
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 7, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m fine with that, as long as Belt is also in the lineup…oh right… L-L
Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Sep 7, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know why I read this
On sfgate, in a reply to someone who said Cabrera and Bochy should be released and it got 5 thumbs up to 0 thumbs down:
You’re insane. Bochy is a great manager. He coached two mediocre teams to NL Pennant wins (the ’98 Padres and ’10 Giants), with the latter winning the whole enchilada. Bochy has proven himself to be a master at producing winning teams out of below-average talent
The Giants collapse this year is not because of any missteps on his part. It has been caused by 1) a lack of quality hitters in the lineup (Sabean’s fault) and 2) and endless series of crippling injuries to the team’s best players (nobody’s fault). The fact that the Giants even have a winning record right now when their season aggregate run differential is minus-20 is a testament to Bochy’s managerial savvy in close games.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Also
3 thumbs up and 4 thumbs down for this:
Cabrera is such a disaster. Error in the 8th, insurance run scores. Hitting .217. OBP .232. OK, Crawford wasn’t hitting well, but he could field at least. And I’ve been ranting and raving about bringing Pill up since early August. It might have made a difference. I guess we just have to get Cabrera’s bat and glove untracked. Give the pitchers credit for getting him out all the time. Geez, it’s like groundhog day, how many times do we go through watching him boch up plays at shortstop?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
You really think Bochy is a great manager?
He has some pretty glaring weaknesses. I’d put him squarely in the mediocre category.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Um
You’re insane. Bochy is a great manager
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Had SFGuy used the quote box, things would have been clearer.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
For the record
I HATE Bochy as manager
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I don't think we have a mediocre team. Our pitchers are the best in the league.
The rest of the team is mediocre, but with our pitchers we should be a heck of a lot better than this.
Love the Giants web site-
One side has quality start for Cain talk. the other tough loss for Cain.
We are such a two dimensional team
Cain even got what I call the Giants quality start
7 IP 2 ER
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 7, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
just would like to point out this bit of science
young + hitting = playing time
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