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Lessons learned from this game:

Star-divide

  • Brett Pill is probably the answer. I looked up the total number of home runs the Giants have had at Petco Park since it opened, and it turns out that Pill has half of them. He stays, probably as the right-handed part of a Huff/Belt platooney thing.
  • No, that's not serious, but no matter how cynical you might be about the 26-year-old first baseman, it was pretty cool to watch him rope a home run in his first major-league at-bat. My only regret is that Brian Dallimore's name wasn't brought up every half-inning.
  • Eric Surkamp isn't not the non-un-Barry Zito. It's true, look it up. While there's nothing you can definitively take away from a two game sample, it's hard for a discerning Giants to think of him in the same light as a Madison Bumgarner, say. This is mostly because Surkamp is 18 years older than Bumgarner. But for the first time in a while, the Giants have brought up a prospect who is a) interesting, and b) limited. It's not a binary set. 

    He's not in the Brian Cooper class, where you know he's a tourist, but he's not going to be a Lincecum, Cain, or Bumgarner. We can't even dream of him in the same way that we dreamed about Sanchez before we stopped before we started again before we stopped. Surkamp will be the perfect fourth or fifth starter, which is what Zito was when you didn't have to think about his contract, which was usually when you were on horse tranquilizers. You know, Tuesdays.

    A fourth or fifth starter isn't an epithet -- it's a good thing. Zito was a good thing, kind of, without the contract, before he was extra-special horrible this season. Surkamp can be the same, just without the baggage. Maybe! I mean, I'm no scout. Please, use TiqIQ for your ticket needs, and don't forget about the good folks at Head and Shoulders.
  • Santiago Casilla might not be a magical closer-in-waiting. We're talking about two- or three-game samples, and for the last few games, Casilla has been as untouchable as any reliever in the league. Loved that the fastball was back to 2010 levels, and loved that the slider was getting swing-throughs. Tonight, he was certainly touchable.

    But he's only slightly less reliable than the name-brand reliever the Giants would sign to a three-year deal in the offseason. Casilla's somewhat cheap relative to his expected production. In the Offseason of Budgetary Constraints, you sort of have to hope for players like that to succeed. The alternative is going to be a little weird, either in terms of money or expectations.
  • Obviously, this will be a topic of the offseason, but it's hard to imagine a player who fits the Giants' needs and organizational situation better than Carlos Beltran. Outfield prospects to block? Uh, there's one, but he's a center fielder. There was that other guy, but they traded him for a defensive replacement who starts a bunch of games for some reason. Long-term deals? Maybe something for a year longer than you're comfortable with, but nothing outlandish, most likely. Is he good for the short-term? Yeah, he's good for the next couple of years, when the Giants are hoping to be good at the same time.

    It's a good fit. I just hope there isn't going to be an idiot team willing to give him four or five years. He's made out of graham crackers, people! Three years is insane! Let the Giants be the idiot team that gives him three years! Don't out-idiot the Giants! You have families to think of!

I suppose the Giants made up a game tonight. Six games out, eh? It's a lot better than eight games out, so I'll keep the ember of reluctant and disgruntled hope going. It might be time to dust off the "I don't not unbelieve" mantra again. It would fit with the not non-un-Barry Zito theme. Giants baseball: where you can string so many negatives together, it makes a positive statement. That's about right.

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Grant sucks.

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by Natto on Sep 6, 2011 11:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Nononono

Don’t give up that easily Natto!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Sep 6, 2011 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Bloom County

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 6, 2011 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two PGT

What to use? What to use?

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 6, 2011 11:44 PM PDT reply actions  

MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Sep 6, 2011 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is “Archer” back on?

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Sep 6, 2011 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s post-game, post-game. Gotta get down in post-game.

Wheeeeeeeeeeee.

by urea on Sep 6, 2011 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants stopped being good when we stopped quoting Friday all the time.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 6, 2011 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is correct.

Wheeeeeeeeeeee.

by urea on Sep 7, 2011 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m willing to risk it.

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by timmeh on Sep 7, 2011 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Totally worth it.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta get down on Friday

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by speckops on Sep 7, 2011 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Friday isn’t bad for everyone.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Sep 7, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Love the shoutout

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 6, 2011 11:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not big on the Natto revolution, so I’ll come over here.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 6, 2011 11:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I wouldn’t want to cross Grant and jponry. I mean, that’s just asking to be first against the wall.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Sep 6, 2011 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like siding with Stannis.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

/adds to “To execute” list

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by Natto on Sep 6, 2011 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a mutinity! We even have a guy named Christian now!

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 7, 2011 4:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wayyyy too selfish

He didnt even try hard on that slide into home.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 6, 2011 11:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Well sure, he tried

But just so people wouldn’t think he was selfish.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Sep 6, 2011 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

and lazy too

only used his finger tips to tag HP.

by SFCaliCat on Sep 6, 2011 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didnt want to risk getting a scratch.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 6, 2011 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

or a callus god forbid

by SFCaliCat on Sep 6, 2011 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I felt so stupid for sending money for the playoffs

Still do but the last two wins are fun.

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by SFGuy on Sep 6, 2011 11:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Look at it this way, next year is already paid for.

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by timmeh on Sep 7, 2011 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

No wifi on BART?

Anonymous should protest this massive infringement of free speech modern convenience.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Sep 6, 2011 11:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Nick Hundley

The dude has 3 or 4 of his 7 homers this season off the Giants. Stupid dick!

Also, he’s good.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 6, 2011 11:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Unfortunately, I can’t say that I don’t not believe. Maybe before the weekend. Not now.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 6, 2011 11:52 PM PDT reply actions  

sooo what you're saying is....

Just a small town girl
livin’ in a lonely world
took the midnight train
goin’ any where

by SFCaliCat on Sep 6, 2011 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

shell-fish

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 7, 2011 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will always read this kind of sentence in an Irish brogue.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

/heard it in a Scots accent

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

hankschulman Henry Schulman
Bochy said he’ll use his gut to pick lineups. I said he’ll win more if he uses MY gut. He didn’t laugh. Still had Casilla on his mind

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Sep 6, 2011 11:59 PM PDT reply actions  

/looks into lineup’s soul

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine all the wins

in Ratto’s gut.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Sep 7, 2011 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

GiantPain’s opus has 16 notes on tumblr.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 7, 2011 12:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Brett Pill is for real

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Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on Sep 7, 2011 12:02 AM PDT reply actions  

This is probably just me being an armchair sports psychologist and whatnot, but...

watching this game, it really felt like the Giants were playing looser than they have in quite some time. It got a little tense when Casilla ran gascan.exe, but otherwise, this team looked like they were feeling a significantly smaller amount of pressure than they have the past few weeks. The logical part of me says the idea that the idea that almost all of the fans (and probably most of the team) have realized that their playoffs hopes are slim to none would lift a weight and allow the team to play looser doesn’t actually make sense. But that’s what it felt like, watching this game. I’d much prefer to watch a baseball team that looked like they were having fun out there for the last three weeks of the season, playoffs or no, rather than what we were subject to for the past couple weeks.

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by TGOH on Sep 7, 2011 12:08 AM PDT reply actions  

even in the dugout the players seemed happier and more lighthearted

by SFCaliCat on Sep 7, 2011 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Listening to the midnight re-broadcast

this is the most god-awful national anthem in a very long time.

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by DJ Tofu on Sep 7, 2011 12:08 AM PDT reply actions  

It was very shrill.

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by Natto on Sep 7, 2011 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well I won’t be in the GDT for awhile, my puppy chewed the power cord to the computer. Not sure why he didn’t get fried but he’s living up to his name “Magic”.

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by timmeh on Sep 7, 2011 12:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Eh, house current isn’t so bad.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you're saying you won't be online because there's Magic Inside?

Fascinating…

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 7, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

totally plan on doing this.

PROUD FATHER of a baby totally made during the 2010 World Series.

by Bret1110 on Sep 7, 2011 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Worked for me too.

/toilet flushes
Little jhiat00: By by Dodgers!

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never get tired of these stories. Well done.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 7, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't get to watch the game

But heard that Matt Leblanc pitched for San Diego tonight, which I think is a great career move.

by schmohog on Sep 7, 2011 12:38 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Oh he lost tonight? I guess no one told him it was gonna be this way clap-clap-clap-clap-clap.

by schmohog on Sep 7, 2011 12:41 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Apparently they are showing Friends on Nick at Nite now

Or so my good buddy, A’s pitcher McCarthy tells me.

BMcCarthy32 Brandon McCarthy
Friends is on Nick@Nite now, so 4 PM reservations at Sizzler here I come.

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 7, 2011 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now I feel old. I don’t know, it might just not be my day, my month or even my year.

by schmohog on Sep 7, 2011 12:51 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Are you for reals friends with him? If so did you go with him to Sizzler? If so what did you order and how was it?

by schmohog on Sep 7, 2011 12:56 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

LOL no. Just another Twitter stalker.

I wish I was friends with him. He makes awesome geeky Star Trek references and trash talks Dallas Braden. Seems like he might be One Of Us.

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 7, 2011 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

A nerd who lives down in his mother’s basement?

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by SFGuy on Sep 7, 2011 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are there even basements in California?

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by Bhaakon on Sep 7, 2011 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not really. Some people have them, but most just have “crawl spaces.” Or the rich ones have wine cellars

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 7, 2011 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some places

First place we lived in Sacramento was a townhouse with a fully finished basement. Not a huge seismic risk area, though – I rarely see a basement along the coast.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Sep 7, 2011 2:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

But also happens to pitch for a Major League team every 5th day.

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 7, 2011 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

When he signs his first big contract

He’ll buy his mom a nicer home with a nicer basement

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Sep 7, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah his tweets are pretty funny. I liked the one about his wife telling him not to put his laptop on his junk.

by schmohog on Sep 7, 2011 1:13 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Where's the pokemonz guy?

could really use his help coming up with some animal apparell nicknames

by big logs Johnson on Sep 7, 2011 12:56 AM PDT reply actions  

id say we are going to actively try to resign him

sabean wont want it to appear we gave up a highly rated prospect for maybe a month of beltran….the years and money that he gets might make you cringe though…

by ir1shgiant on Sep 7, 2011 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

In before Delorean!

re-sign and resign are not the same thing

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Sep 7, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

One might say we are resigned to re-signing Beltran, if one was a cynic.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 7, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

A cynic? On McC?
Nooooooooooooooooooo!

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m re-signed to the cynicism.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

LIFETIME CONTRACT

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can't we all just use context clues?

Or are we going to repeat the great hyphenic debates of twenty ten?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 7, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can't we all just use words properly?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 7, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, you can

But, correct me if I’m wrong, the primary function of language is to convey meaning. If you see that I want to resign Beltran, you know what I mean, don’t you?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 7, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 7, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

What?

Timmy’s trapped in a well?

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Sep 7, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably. But I’d have to re-read the sentence, and consider for a split second if you actually meant “cut” or “designate,” whereas using the correct word that conveys the meaning you’re trying to convey will… y’know… convey the meaning you’re trying to convey.

I’m not necessarily one of those people who refuses to believe that language can evolve, but “justifying a typo” is not one of the ways it should be happening.

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by troymccluresf on Sep 7, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Typo or alternate spelling? It’s not as black and white as you’d like. Agree that “re-sign” is clearer, but that’s doesn’t make “resign” wrong.

Giants baseball: Together We're Crippled

by TheAntiBork on Sep 7, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re essentially antonyms!

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 7, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes and “cleave” is an antonym of “cleave.” Language is messy. Deal with it.

Giants baseball: Together We're Crippled

by TheAntiBork on Sep 7, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Language is messy.

But in this case, it’s only messy because people are using it messily.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 7, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can be confused:  re-sign, resign.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 7, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

so?

re-sign
   /riˈsaɪn/ Show Spelled[ree-sahyn] Show IPA
verb (used with object), verb (used without object)
1.
to sign again.
2.
to renew or extend a contract.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 7, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

bah, I didn’t actually copy the word itself, spelled resign.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 7, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

nevermind, they use a dot to separate syllables. Ignore everything I’ve said

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 7, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Always have.

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by Natto on Sep 7, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not true

You totally gave me a sparkling angel in a golden shower welcome when I joined!

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 7, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ceiling Grant is watching you mods pee on n00bs.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, “resign” is wrong. It’s important because the words are close to being opposites.

by QuakeFan on Sep 7, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

No they aren't opposites

One of them means something in this context, and the other means nothing.

If I say I want to resign Carlos Beltran, that doesn’t make any sense taken at correct word usage. Makes absolutely no sense at all. They’re not opposites. For the purpose of their use in these contexts, they’re synonyms.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 7, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

..

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 7, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

who’s going to be at 11am?

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 7, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would if I could.

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

11am might be the only time of day I don’t want to go to bed.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 7, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even so, it’s a good post time for bed you’ve got there, Whitey.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m finding the spectacle of GP complaining about someone else parsing language too closely highly amusing.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

The “D-backs” use hyphens incorrectly.

You don’t want to be a D-Back, do you?

Do you?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 7, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

They should call themselves “D’Backs” and make their mascot a guy from a fantasy novel with spiky armor and a big sword.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 7, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Conan the Librarian

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by Natto on Sep 7, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I hope they do re-sign him.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Surkamp will be the perfect fourth or fifth starter, which is what Zito was when you didn’t have to think about his contract, which was usually when you were on horse tranquilizers. You know, Tuesdays.

This made me laugh, Then I realized it corresponded exactly with my life and threw myself off a building.

/I kid

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by Kestrel76 on Sep 7, 2011 1:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh so now people who take horse tranquilizers have to be the butt of jokes? I’m getting everyone in the Post Traumatic Zito Contract ward together; we don’t have to take this. First the contract, now this?

by schmohog on Sep 7, 2011 1:46 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I still believe

Screw negativity.

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Sep 7, 2011 3:15 AM PDT reply actions  

No to Beltran

absolutely not.

In this post-2010 reality, I occupy a resurrection body.

by MrUnderhill on Sep 7, 2011 4:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Yes to Beltran

Absolutely un-not.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 7, 2011 4:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Best hitter this team has had since Barry Bonds. I sentence you to a lifetime of watching Eli Whiteside hit.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 7, 2011 6:36 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

This

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by Bret1110 on Sep 7, 2011 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fell asleep, but it sounds like it was a never-a-doubt ninth for the bullpen.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 7, 2011 6:37 AM PDT reply actions  

No to Beltran, Yes to Youth

Hi Guys, This is my first post on McCovey Chronicles. I love the site and I really enjoy Grant’s pieces. I am a diehard baseball fan. I was a huge Expos fan, since I am from Montreal, till they got murdered by Loria and Selig. I am a former San Franciscan too and now I love the Giants. I want to address the Beltran parallax: NOWAYJOSE NOWAYJOSENOWAYJOSE!
That is just my scientific opinion. Over here on the east coast I have been watching him for many years and here are my conclusions: He is brittle, He does not hustle, He is not a clutch player, and the Giants have not been the same since they acquired him (read: awful). So I pray, literally pray, Sabean lets him walk. We need youth. We need to invest in Belt, Pill, and Crawford. The team plays better with them and there seems to be more spark and fun and less pressure with the young guys in the line up.

by greekgiant on Sep 7, 2011 6:38 AM PDT reply actions  

welcome

and still sorry you lost your ballclub.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I went to an Expos game, and it was a lot of fun.

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by rotorueter on Sep 7, 2011 6:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

“he is not a clutch player”
RISP slash line:: .304 /.390/.528
Career clutch score on Fangraphs 3.05

“he does not hustle”
He has a career 30 baserunning runs above average and +60 UZR, when is he not hustling?

“Giants have not been the same since they acquired him”
Correlation is not causation. He didn’t wander around screwing with everyone’s swings and twisting starting pitchers ankles.

“We need youth. We need to invest in Belt, Pill, and Crawford.”
One of these is not like the other. Brett Pill is not ‘youth’ as he’s 26 or, his minor league line would indicate, going to be a good MLB 1B for the future.

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by Deleuzian on Sep 7, 2011 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

He has a career 30 baserunning runs above average and +60 UZR, when is he not hustling?

Imagine how good he could be if he actually hustled!

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by speckops on Sep 7, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

He needs to be shorter, more utility-y and whiter to do that.

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by Deleuzian on Sep 7, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

needs less melanin

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by slapsy on Sep 7, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw him in the clubs in the 70s

The man can definitely do the hustle!

Do do do do, do-do-do do do…

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by Goofus on Sep 7, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

performance_enhancers.exe

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 7, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see much “hustle” on him playing in the outfield. Maybe he’s old and slow, maybe he doesn’t want to risk injury, maybe I’m too used to watching Nate and Torres… His outfield play does not impress me. He’s seemed okay running the bases.

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like a left fielder out there.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

man

you are bringing the truth today!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think there's a difference between not hustling and not being able to move super well

When I look at Beltran, I don’t get the impression that even if he wanted to he could move much faster. And I think he looks like an averagish defender – routes seem fine. I agree he’d probably be better suited for left at AT&T, but I think that difference can be overestimated.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 7, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he’s adopting the BLB approach to staying healthy: only exert yourself in the batter’s box.

by Evan on Sep 7, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've no problem with that

That’s exactly what I’d want him to do if we signed him to a 2-3 year deal.

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by GiantPain on Sep 7, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

From a optimization point of view, that’s probably the best way to get the most out of him.

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by speckops on Sep 7, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, thinking of it in that way makes me more inclined to try to re-sign him.

by Evan on Sep 7, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

/glares at pitcher
/takes super-intense five-pitch walk

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 7, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s fine with me, when he also moves to left field.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 7, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish they would just put him in LF.

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by scout6 on Sep 7, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Signing Beltran would not really affect Belt, Pill or Crawford.

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by jponry on Sep 7, 2011 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

The selfishness might rub off.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

And the after shave.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Belt?

It could conceivably affect Belt. You’d have four guys (Belt, Beltran, Nate and Huff) competing for three positions (RF, LF, 1B)

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Sep 7, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

So let it affect Huff.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bork

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by Tortured on Sep 7, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

So let it affect Bork. Belt can player/manager every 5th day or so.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome

Made it for someone else, but you might enjoy this:

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe to Beltran

Absolutely if the price is right.

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by Badly Browned on Sep 7, 2011 6:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Beltran is now hitting .337/.371/.533 as a Giant.

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 7, 2011 6:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Yep

It almost seems that if you have more at-bats, it’s a more proper reflection of a hitter’s actual talent. Who knew??

by otis29 on Sep 7, 2011 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

This concept intrigues me

Please, go on

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by Goofus on Sep 7, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Orlando Cabrera is now hitting 223/239/252 as a Giant

by Hyoton on Sep 7, 2011 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

lirl

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by jponry on Sep 7, 2011 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

srsly

They’re not going to get Neal back if he plays, I don’t understand running him out there every day. Torres is benched for much less.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Slash lines never show you "productive outs"

I am sure that has a number somewhere. He puts the ball in play where he needs to when he has chances for productive outs.

I would still like to give Crawford some starts vs RHP, or at least more Fontenot

by Myemail21479 on Sep 7, 2011 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am not a statistician

but I strongly prefer productive hits. It’s the kind of thing that leads to multiple-run innings.

And incidentally, 3 SF in 109 PA. 2 GIDP.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

And it’s something this team is absolutely awful at and God only knows how many runs could have been scored if anybody knew how to hit a sac fly or to a hit a ball behind the runner

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 7, 2011 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's true

but improving the slash lines of most of these characters would do a lot more for that than strategic groundouts.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Having a hole at SS and losing Posey

Means a very weak 7-8-9 spot all year in lineup. Cabrera is the least of all evils there. Maybe next year we have solution.. or another Renteria\Tejada\Cabrera to Spackle over the hole.

Honestly if he has RBI shot by making out, he might as well take it. Puts pressure to have very productive 1-6 in order to have reasonable offense.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 7, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot is a much better option

Hell, the way Cabrera’s hitting now I think Crawford’s a better option.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 7, 2011 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

RBI single last night! Then again, so did Crawford on Monday. I’d go for 23 rather than 38, but that’s not “the Giants’ way.”

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by Tortured on Sep 7, 2011 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think

it’s still a more effective strategy to find a 7 hitter that’s 10% more likely not to make an out when at the plate in the first place.

It’s precisely that hole you mention that doomed this offense. They could withstand a Crawford-type average in the 8 hole, with the occasional lucky basehit or walk leading to a pitcher bunt. Having Cabrera make an out, Stewart try to bunt his way to first, and the pitcher make an out is deathtacular.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

How is he the least of all evils?

He’s terrible at everything! At least Crawford can field and Frodo can kinda-sorta hit.

by taliesin on Sep 7, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think

crawford can get the .239 OBP.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

actually

this team is pretty good at “productive outs” as they are a subset of their specialty: outs.

Above the NL average in both sacrifice hits and advancing the runner with an out.

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by oldjacket on Sep 7, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

In play!

LOL PHI
LOL ATL
LOL ARI

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sac flies

This has come up before. Everyone thinks their team can’t hit a sac fly to save their life and everyone thinks other teams are much better at it. Turns out it’s one of those things that’s harder to do than it appears and you don’t realize it watching just one team day in day out.

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by Goofus on Sep 7, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yet the squeeze is so rare. It boggles my mind.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 7, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, but to be fair, the squeeze can’t be called just any old time there’s a guy on 3rd w <2 outs. You get one chance, one pitch to get it right, and you’re almost surely not going to get anything else out of it. Generally only makes sense when the hitter bunts well, has specific count leverage (2-0, 2-1, 3-1), and hits in front of someone good enough that the pitcher won’t be tempted to nibble-walk him.

Sac fly can come on any count, as long as the hitter can stay alive, and has potential upside of a ball dropping in for a hit. Plus if you don’t get something to hit, you can take your base and let the next guy try.

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by TheAntiBork on Sep 7, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s not exactly easy to execute.

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by oldjacket on Sep 7, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

The grand point about the squeeze, though, is that it is often a surprise and, if executed even crudely, it is undefendable.

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by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

A .255 wOBA don’t lie.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

0_o.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2011 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

If he’s so capable of putting the ball where he needs to, why doesn’t he put it where it won’t be an out?

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by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's rocketing up the negative WAR charts

Now at -1.2, a tenth, um, ahead of Huff! No chance to catch Adam Dunn, but Raul Ibanez is right there for the taking.

by taliesin on Sep 7, 2011 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran

If we let just one of either Cody or Andres walk, as painful as it is, this actually makes a ton of sense.

Pat’s probably not coming back either, so we have an outfield of what SHOULD be (but won’t happen) Beltran, Torres/Ross, Schierholtz with Brandon Belt at 1B, taking the occasional day in left to give everyone a rest, and Huff’s ground to second ass up at 1st.

by Cap M on Sep 7, 2011 6:47 AM PDT reply actions  

We'll have whatever player we've saved before he's made into glue as a 5th outfielder

Or even Ford, if just have vroom on the bases. As long as they yell at him until he learns how to do so properly.

by Cap M on Sep 7, 2011 6:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

And to keep my chain of talking to myself going

I’d be also willing to let Nate learn how to play Center. He’s good enough, smart enough and doggone it, I like him.

by Cap M on Sep 7, 2011 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure Cody will get a decent offer elsewhere next year.

by Bar None on Sep 7, 2011 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would offer Cody 2/18 to stay, he might want to stay on winning team, but you never know who else might offer what.

I would not mind an OF of Belt- LF, Nate- CF, Beltran- RF

With Ross as a 4th guy, you can get a good rotation of all 4, and Beltran will need days off now and then, he will be 34-35.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 7, 2011 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he said last year that he wanted to stay with the Giants.

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too much money for Cody Ross. I’d offer 2 years 12 million, and that’s only if they envision an every day job for him. If they can re-sign Beltran, I bid Cody adieu.

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by rxmeister on Sep 7, 2011 8:04 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Honestly... this

Because even though we share the same first name, and I love the rodeo clown dearly, he’s not had that great of a year to warrant anything too ridiculous. If Beltran’s around and he has to play right field, we need someone who can play center with him, and that’s Andres til Gary Brown’s shuttle crashes from Krypton and/or he discovers the Speed Force

by Cap M on Sep 7, 2011 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is making 6.3 a year now

I would think 2/14-16 is realistic, and I would give him a couple more to stay for short term.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 7, 2011 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Free agency does weird things

You are bidding vs 0-29 other teams, so who knows if someone else will add 1-4 mil a year, or add a year, to land him.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 7, 2011 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I anticipate increasing payroll

I would not be surprised to see him get 2 years for less than 20. 20 or more is too much for me. I would also not mind an Uribe like deal of 3/21.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 7, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cody isn't worth 3/21

Uribe wasn’t worth 3/21 either and now the Dodgers are stuck with him.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Especially if his job is to play in a platoon or as a backup.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not even close

fangraphs has him at 0.3 WAR. That’s worth like $1.5M. But if you think he’s likely to get back to his career average and be an average (.330 wOBA) hitter, he’s probably a 2-win player and would be worth that deal. Frankly he’s probably a pretty good buy-low candidate and likely could be had for roughly what he’s making now.

The thing is the Giants wouldn’t really have a huge need for him if they bring Beltran back. They’d have Torres, Schierholtz, Beltran, and probably Belt would get most of his time in the OF, with Huff still in the mix. If Schierholtz could be trading for a decent SS, that would be ideal, but I don’t really think Nate would fetch very much.

by taliesin on Sep 7, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

That seems high at this point. He’ll be 31 next year, his fielding has declined sharply, and as a hitter he has always been Aaron Rowand redux. I don’t really want to take the chance that he will adjust to declining skills with the same panache Rowand did.

by Evan on Sep 7, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s absolutely zero reason to let Andres Torres walk. He’s under control.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s absolutely zero reason to let Andres Torres walk.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2011 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Just breathe into this paper bag. The feeling will pass.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alrighty

Then you have Andres/Nate/Cody battling to be your starting CF/4th guy. Looks like in most scenarios Cody Ross ends up being the dude who loses out.

by Cap M on Sep 7, 2011 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

this

I think is the strongest reason that they won’t re-sign him. Whether he wants to stay or not I imagine a chance to play every day (or at least understand whether/why you will play) for more/same money will be attractive.

I’m not rooting for him to go away at all, I just also think the Giants won’t want to pay to keep him.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like Cody and everything, but I suspect he won’t be back. I’m OK with it.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants will not be the only team interested in Beltran

If they do re-sign him, it will be for too much money.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 7:32 AM PDT reply actions  

and

for too many years.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

5/80

You know it in your heart….

by revdmv on Sep 7, 2011 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

What worries me is Boras waiting to the last minute for the highest possible offer as he has a penchant for doing. The Giants can be held up the whole winter waiting on his answer, and when he signs elsewhere, nobody is left.

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by rxmeister on Sep 7, 2011 8:08 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah

It’s not like the Giants can go 3/45! and it happens.

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by scout6 on Sep 7, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a rainy morning out on the porch today. In fact, it’s the fourth consecutive day of rain here. Rain typically puts me in a low-key mood. Even so, I decided to wear the first sweater vest of the fall season today. And everyone at the office agrees it’s very autumnal.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 7:32 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s going to be 100 here today. Ugh.

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by kdl on Sep 7, 2011 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Weather Service is calling for 68 today. Which would be great if it were sunny. The cooler weather is definitely an aberration. We’ll be back up in the 80s by next week.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

The mornings are getting cooler. Next is brisk and then cold :(

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like brisk weather

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. Especially the mornings because then it warms up to a nice day. It’s the trending towards bitter ass cold that give me a sad.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with that.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do not look forward to brisk and cold. That’s why fall always feels like a gyp at the end. If autumn were followed by more summer, I’d be the happiest man on Earth.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really like the changing seasons. Actually I don’t even mind the winter too much. Just those really cold snaps we get in January and February.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never been there, but the Pacific NW seems like perfect weather. You get the change of seasons, but without the extremes of the plains/midwest.

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by rotorueter on Sep 7, 2011 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would love to live in the NW or NorCal.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

warm days, cool evenings—it’s the best

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by son of ggf on Sep 7, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here in Nor Cal

summer doesn’t come til September anyway. It’s so nice of God to screw with the tourists like that.

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by Tortured on Sep 7, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

CURSES!

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

Watching the tourists in their shorts and t-shirts freezing their asses off is kind of a sport in this part of the country. The hole in the wall places in the city that sell sweatshirts make a killing of those folks.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I used to work at a record store downtown

I particularly loved the confused Italians. It is like, tropical, no?

by Cap M on Sep 7, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate that the hottest part of the year corresponds in football season. It makes practice very much not fun, although I suppose it’s better than rain or snow.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 7, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

try

the Sacramento Valley. LOL 5 PM START TIME IN COLUSA

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather not.

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by El Person on Sep 7, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two-a-days always sucked.

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Fall feels Romany.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gypsy?

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by El Person on Sep 7, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lewis and Clark don't even seem concerned that there is a dinosaur to their right

In fact, they are pointing at something else!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 7:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Caption

“They’re moving in herds. They do move in herds.”

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by rotorueter on Sep 7, 2011 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

“That cloud looks kind of like Otis Nixon, doesn’t it?”

“Clark, Otis Nixon won’t be born for another hundred and fifty years. Hoe could you possibly know what he looks like?”

“Good point.”

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

“How could you possibly know…”

Damn it.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read somewhere that Lewis often called Clark a hoe.

Hitting 74 on the radar gun but hitting my spots.

by VidaWantsYourCar on Sep 7, 2011 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re thinking of Sachoejawea.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

6 games out sucks

Looking at standings, AZ is 8-2 last 10, but ATL is 4-6 last 10 and only 1 game ahead of AZ.

If the Giants can win 2/3 remaining games, maybe one of those two will fall hard enough to make it interesting.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 7, 2011 8:10 AM PDT reply actions  

And maybe just maybe the boy who wishes it could happen

will have a moment where he bonds with his favorite player, or friendly mythical Giants only he can see possess the players in the batter’s box and hit a ton of balls out of the park, or a young rookie with a heart of gold gets the team of veterans to rally, or…

by Cap M on Sep 7, 2011 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather have Reyes

But hey, get both!

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by GiantPain on Sep 7, 2011 8:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Do it!

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

You may not be aware of this, but did you know that Reyes has a spotty health history? I probably just blew your mind.

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by rotorueter on Sep 7, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Many consider him to be a very skilled player, however.

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by Tortured on Sep 7, 2011 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some have opined that he is a luxury item.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

But he is one of great value.

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by El Person on Sep 7, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It sounds more and more like the Mets are taking an aggressive run at re-signing Reyes. I really don’t want the Giants to get into a bidding war for him.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 7, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

On the other hand

Sandy Alderson’s not dumb. We is.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 7, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is an argument against pursuing Reyes, no?

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--

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by rotorueter on Sep 7, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's an argument against the idea that we won't get him.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 7, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

The ‘Alderson is going to take Brian Sabean out to the negotiations boathouse and have his way with him’ part.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Savvy Sabes: Sandy, I'm going to offer 10 million more than anything you offer!

Nerdy Sandy: Jose, I offer you eleventy bajillion dollars.

Savvy Sabes: Plus ten!

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 7, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

No one wants to overpay Reyes. No one wants to overpay anyone. We all just have different ideas of what “overpaying” is.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 7, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you see salaries continuing to climb higher? I figure revenues are going to be disappointing for at least a couple of years.

by Evan on Sep 7, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I do

MLB attendance has actually been pretty good this year, and the sport itself with licensing and marketing is becoming more valuable all the time. I think there will be a lot more money flowing around in owner’s coffers, and with no salary cap, that means a lot of it will get spent on players.

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by GiantPain on Sep 7, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

I’m still in the “no more than 6 years OR 100 million total” camp, and I think the Mets will go higher than that.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 7, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm close to there

But I’d go as high as the cursed Zito/Werth/Wellsnumber.

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by GiantPain on Sep 7, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

nnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooo

HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING FROM HISTORY

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 7, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

"WE" have

but GP, apparently, has not.

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by Tortured on Sep 7, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zito and Reyes aren’t really comparable

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 7, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Reyes would never eat avocado and eggs.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 7, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe with lots of hot sauce?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 7, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

He needs more peaches and broccoli for his thyroid.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 7, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll trade him… he can be hypo for awhile and I’ll be hyper.

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't care about the years

All the matters is the total value of the contract (assuming he’s going to get at least four years, which I think is a lock). The most likely scenario is that he’ll be worth 3-4 wins on average for the first four years, and hardly anything after that. At that rate, $100M is a high but plausible price. More than that and I think the contract has very little chance of working out. But of course if he has just one spectactular season and leads your team to a championship, you probably don’t care that he’ll be crippling the team financially in the last years of his deal.

by taliesin on Sep 7, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Don’t test me, Sandy. You don’t want to know how stupid I can be.”
“Jeez, okay, Brian. Just… please get down off my desk.”

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by waelwulf on Sep 7, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like this part of baseball. It seems like contracts are always a crap shoot. I’ll just root for the Giants to get good players and then complain loudly if they don’t pan out.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Highly doubtful that they even make a realistic offer to him. That dude that was investing 200 M in the tema has backed out and now the Wilpons are going door to door in Manhattan looking for people to buy smaller and smaller shares.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Sep 7, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

That said

There’s certainly room for Beltran. Let Cody walk, and you could come into the season with 5 outfielders – Belt, Torres, Beltran as your starters, with Schierholtz and Christian (??) as your backups seems like a solid set, with good defenders on the bench. Schierholtz and Christian also have the benefit of being one lefty / one righty, so they’d be nice pinch hitters to have around.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
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by GiantPain on Sep 7, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like starting I mean.

I’d love that defensive spread with Beltran in left, Andres in Center, and Nate in right. Put BBelt at first, and let Huff start at 1st two days a week with some BBelt in Left giving some folks days off and I am sooo happy.

by Cap M on Sep 7, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

This time of year is like spring training for you rosterbatory types

I can already imagine you getting in shape for the offseason.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Best rosterbation shape of his life!

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the outfield roster I was hoping for. Rotate Schierholtz in regularly to rest Torres, Beltran & Huff (with Belt moving to first); use Christian as a defensive replacement/spot starter.

I like Cody but he’s gonna cost too much.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 7, 2011 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

You really want Huff in the OF?

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Sep 7, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, 1B. Belt moves to 1B to rest Huff as needed, with Schierholtz playing LF (or RF if Beltran plays left.)

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 7, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Keeping Huff at 1B shows Your Love for The Outfield defense.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

this would be excellent

so long as Beltran isn’t signed for 5 years.

They also will need to find a better Fresno-ready OF for next year. I guess they’ll have Ford down there.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

But at least he entitles you to watch Cabrera start every game in September!

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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can I ask you something entirely seriously?

Isn’t your assertion that the “solid set” of outfielders you describe works only if Bochy uses the players in the manner you’d use them? Schierholtz and Christian might be nice pinch hitters, indeed, but there’s no reason to believe he’d use them in that way.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is probably no roster permutation that is entirely immune to being BORKED, but at least Christian’s not a gritty vet so he probably wouldn’t eat up a ton of extra playtime.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 7, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

Bochy would play Beltran every day, that I’m sure of.

And yeah, I think that he’d do unnecessary futzing with Belt and Torres and play Schierholtz and Christian probably more than I’d like, but he’s going to do that with any set of starters/bench players you provide him with.

The set is solid no matter how it’s used. It’s not optimized if you’re not using it correctly, but that’s not the set’s fault.

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by GiantPain on Sep 7, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

and at least

there aren’t any Rowand-y types available to “get into the mix” and “ride the hot hand”.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, basically

The best you can do to Bork-proof a roster is get rid of shitty guys with lots of major league experience and weird Velezian types.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 7, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone in their 30’s who is still effective in all aspects of the game is pretty much exactly what this team needs.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Sep 7, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Sabes’ formula as well. Although, he’s willing to settle for:
Someone in their 30’s who is still effective in all aspects of the game

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 7, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hard-hitting questions from your Western correspondent!

Unlike the Giants, who don’t hit anything hard.

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by speckops on Sep 7, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's about time an intrepid journalist held GP's feet to the fire

He can’t hide behind song parody forever!

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by GiantPain on Sep 7, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or Paypal as an excuse. :p

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by speckops on Sep 7, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, that's right.

Bill Neukom has a secret plan to fight inflated contract prices. Good job.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 7, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Are you telling me that not only did you invent a secret plan to fight inflation, but now you don’t support it?”

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Acne is a sign of steroid use.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

‘backne’

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty skeptical too

And bringing Christian up makes me much more skeptical.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's so incredibly stupid

it worries me that they’ll do it

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 7, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope they give him another year of ARB

Depends on what Ross\Beltran do. Between the 3, I think only 1 will stay, possibly 2, unless one of them is willing to sign for just 1-2 mil for a year, or Beltran is relatively cheap.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 7, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think you might overvalue Cody Ross.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Ross’ wRC+ has been declining for 5 years now, and while his versatility is nice, it’s not like he’s providing tons of defensive value.

I say you let him cash in on his postseason success with someone else, and give him a standing ovation whenever he plays at AT&T.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 7, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

This.

He has infinite beers and/or root beers on me.

by Cap M on Sep 7, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to see what is available in the market

Sabean always looks for deals.

I prefer to slight overpay Ross just because I know what I can expect, but I would be happy with a better deal.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 7, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean always looks for deals.

Man, I’m laughing so hard.

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by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Salesman “500 pounds of elephant food for only 50¢!!!”
Sabean “What a deal I’ll take a million dollars worth!!!”
Susan “but sir, you don’t have an ele….”
Sabean “BUT IT’S SUCH A GREAT DEAL !!!”

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

My mom once bought a bag of 2,5000 straws from Costco because it was something stupid like $10. She didn’t like that we had a straw countdown (I don’t think we ever made it below 2,300) nor when we pointed out that it would take her 7+ years of using one per day to exhaust them all.

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by speckops on Sep 7, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

We had a box like that too

I remember when I was 7 or so I used the straws to make a bridge across my room for all my action figures.

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Think of it as having paid $10 for lifelong straw certainty.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

You could build a hat, and get some ribeyes.

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Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 7, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

This gives me an idea for next year’s meet up…..

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

I like it already!

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by troymccluresf on Sep 7, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

In defense of this statement

Sabean’s success lately has been with dumpster diving, Cabrera notwithstanding.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 7, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude gets MVPs on the cheap.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

And on the decline.

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by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

/waits on Groupon for a shortstop offer

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by Natto on Sep 7, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know what to expect?

Based on his track record, you would know to expect decline…

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 7, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd take your money

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by GiantPain on Sep 7, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I'll take yours.

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by speckops on Sep 7, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Better: Start Schierholtz, put Belt at first, and keep Huff on the bench.

by Evan on Sep 7, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

You could do that

I’m not sure the difference between Huff and Schierholtz in 2012 will be that much, but that means that I wouldn’t be upset either way.

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by GiantPain on Sep 7, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also it won’t happen.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, there is that. But I do expect the change by midseason.

by Evan on Sep 7, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

It would be nice if maybe Huff could hit again, as well.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have hopes

that Huff might adapt to a PH role well, given what he’s said about DHing in the past.

/starts 100 straight games to open 2012

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PtB

All this rosterbation about outfielders past and future and no one can spare a thought for Pat.

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by TheAntiBork on Sep 7, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought even Pat kinda said he’s done.

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I'm working under the assumption that he's done after this year

Woulda loved to see him back but that foot thing seems pretty brutal.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 7, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

His foot hurt too much last night to play. He’s done.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Sep 7, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be willing if he'd be willing

to accept a cheap contract for pinch hitting only.

by Cap M on Sep 7, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would rather..

chase a real middle infielder and go after someone like Kubel.

If we’re going to throw too much money purely at a bat, I would say Fielder.

(not 100% realistic I know)

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by Bret1110 on Sep 7, 2011 8:50 AM PDT reply actions  

I meant, make the priority a MI, and if we need an OF than someone like Kubel….

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by Bret1110 on Sep 7, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Correct

Huff is going to make 11 million next year. The Giants are not going to sign another 1B and they are not going to play Huff in the OF. Fielder will not be a Giant.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

le sigh

And if Pill hits for the next 3 weeks, it’s Brandon Belt to the white courtesy phone. Again.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

and Zito's

I’d have Huff rotate in to rest Belt/other 1B. Bochy would still have his veteran grittiness.

Also why I said not 100%

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by Bret1110 on Sep 7, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really, the SS market this year looks like this:

Jose Reyes
Jimmy Rollins
The withered mummy of Rafael Furcal
A bunch of guys, the best of whom are probably Omar Infante & Jamey Carroll

Have you seen my son's velocity?

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by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 7, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Geoff Blum signs $6M contract

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sabes: “We saw what he can do at Cal, we feel like he’ll play more relaxed being back in the Bay Area.”

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by Kitspool on Sep 7, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

“He had a big hit against us just the other night!”

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/regrets posting the Jamey Carroll jpeg earlier

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

<3 Jamey

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 7, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should always regret that

He’s a pretty good player, but you should never make people look at him.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 7, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oppositional defiance disorder:

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lars, did you cover the release of the new LRO images?

The new set of images NASA released on Tuesday show the Apollo landing sites in incredible detail. Equipment such as the LM descent stage, ALSEP experiments and the lunar rovers are visible, as are finer details including astronauts’ footpaths.

LRO’s press release, including images from Apollos 12, 14 and 17

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 8:54 AM PDT reply actions  

I was going to do that this morning but I got distracted by work! In fact, I have a conference call at 9 and another at 10.

Bah, talk to you folks in the afternoon. =/

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

But what about...

…APOLLO 18?!

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by GiantPain on Sep 7, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bleh.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I recently finished ‘Packing For Mars’ and it was really an interesting read.

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Love Mary, but I’ve not yet gotten to that one.

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by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Astronauts have to put up with a lot of bullshit.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is really cool.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love looking at the footpaths.

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by calgiants86 on Sep 7, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love looking at how litter-prone we are as a species.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

also you saw the new NASA space toy?

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eyes on the Solar System

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

KNOXVILLE, TN (AP) – Work will not be done today, as NASA announces a new way for the public to explore to solar system on their computer.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, one of those. Well, I’ll just go ahead and write you off.

There we go.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is funny

Is that you consider it “logical thinking” to assume that it is fake.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, theres plausible evidence that no human has ever touched the surface of the moon.

First, and this isn’t really evidence, but we haven’t been there since 1972, we haven’t even been 400 miles out towards space since 1972.

Second, the Van Allen Radiation belt during 1968-72 had a massive solar cycle that would utterly destroy a little aluminium shielded craft.

Third, 14,000 reels of telemetry data just went up and missing, if not the safety of the astronauts, the reels would be the most important piece of information to come from the lunar missions.

Those are all true, so i’ll just leave it at that.

Man has never been on the moon, But I do believe that we have successfully sent numerous unmanned probes.

by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re one of those wacko conspiracy theorists, aren’t you?

Heh…

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not really a conspiracy since everything I just wrote is true.

Man has never been on the moon, But I do believe that we have successfully sent numerous unmanned probes.

by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

They faked the whole thing. And the Russians just decided to be in on the whole thing in spite of the fact they were in direct competitiion to get there.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was obviously a race to see who could fake it first. That’s why they gave up after we faked it.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 7, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like this theory.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

They were already sending unmanned probes before us

And you can’t fake telemetry data, those reels that they so conveniently lost contained the precise exact numerical data of the Modules path too and from the moon.

Man has never been on the moon, But I do believe that we have successfully sent numerous unmanned probes.

by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which means absolutely nothing. Now try answering why they decided to play along.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

/pulls up a chair…
this could get interesting

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

is this seat taken?

I thought this was just run of the mill trolling…

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

popcorn?

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Orville Redenbacher doesn’t exist.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not any more.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 7, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just shape changed into Bill Neukom.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Microwave Popcorn was faked by NASA!!

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by calgiants86 on Sep 7, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spray painted gray, it looks just like moon rocks!

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa buddy, that means everything lol!

And by play along what do you mean? I doubt Russia was in position to do anything leverage wise at that point.

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by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are still not answering my question

The Russians could have definitely said one way or the other that the US had sent people to the moon. They have a deep space network just like we do.

The fact that JAXA (The Japanese Space Agency) and the Indian Space agency also sent orbitors around the moon that detected the landers and other evidence that men were on the moon means nothing to you, right?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about the reflector?

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by Tortured on Sep 7, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Conspiracy Theory Answer:

It was placed there by robotic probe.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

They have an answer for everything.

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by Tortured on Sep 7, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's because

everyone is against them!

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

God put it there to test your faith.

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey now. Religious people insist that something is there when it doesn't appear to be.

Not the other way around.

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by breadfan7 on Sep 7, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Made by Khrushchev working in collusion with James Webb.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’re through the looking-glass here, people.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hold me.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would do that, but I’m afraid that you are radioactive, and I only have this thin aluminum covering.

by Hyoton on Sep 7, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like the river Jordan

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by Natto on Sep 7, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing about conspiracy theories like this one, is that the government is in no way this organized. And the sheer number of people they would have to keep quiet.

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by Tortured on Sep 7, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

indeed

they all become a lot less interesting once you realize this.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not really theory.

Everything I listed way above is true.

Man has never been on the moon, But I do believe that we have successfully sent numerous unmanned probes.

by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

So based on the things you listed your theory is that the moon landings never happened?

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its possible.

Losing 14,000 reels of telemetry data?

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by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

But..its not a theory?

Its true lol.

Man has never been on the moon, But I do believe that we have successfully sent numerous unmanned probes.

by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your contention is that the government is incapable of actually losing something?

by Evan on Sep 7, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I work for the Gov...

I’ve lost my keys before is this a conspiracy?

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by calgiants86 on Sep 7, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not disputing our entire space program

We have definitely sent probes and unmanned drones to the Moon.

And from the looks of it the Russians did not dispute anything, but yeah if their deep space net covered that vast distance outwards they could have detected all “6” missions.

Man has never been on the moon, But I do believe that we have successfully sent numerous unmanned probes.

by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

And from the looks of it the Russians did not dispute anything, but yeah if their deep space net covered that vast distance outwards they could have detected all "6" missions.

Right. So then why didn’t they say anything?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, Hugh Downs. The Apollo missions took place during his tenure on Today.

What about Hugh Downs?

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOT TO BE TRUSTED

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Variety of reasons

Leverage, accountability the fact that they possibly just got completely dominated in the space race.

This one glaring factor however does not dispute any of my points above.

Man has never been on the moon, But I do believe that we have successfully sent numerous unmanned probes.

by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Think about it

if I get all these people calling me insane, imagine Russia saying that they don’t think we really landed on the Moon. Lose all credibility.

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by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Russia isn’t some internet nerb spewing nonsense. They could have proved that we did not go.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, the missing tapes also contain high quality footage of the moonwalks. They would probably be very helpful in disproving the Fakerist theories.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is plenty of video of the moonwalks.

I recommend that anyone (believers or not) interested visit the Apollo Surface Journal website.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

The ALSJ is magnificent.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its one thing to question something while its in the present, and another to question it in the past.

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by say hey nation on Sep 7, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leverage, accountability the fact that they possibly just got completely dominated in the space race.

You are maybe a young person and don’t realize this, but Nikita K. would have done anything to discredit the United States. This is the same person that said they would bury us.

If they knew it was faked, it would have been released the second they found out.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

History/Politics aren't my focus

I’m just going to assume denying the Landings would seriously jeopardize the accountability of Russia.

Man has never been on the moon, But I do believe that we have successfully sent numerous unmanned probes.

by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, lets just ignore anything that counters whatever point you are trying to make.

That’s fair.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not ignoring it at all

It jut doesn’t really affect the points that I made.

Don’t be a hypocrite.

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by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not. And you still haven’t answered my question.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've tried to answer it like three times lol

You ask why Russia didn’t start whistle blowing:

I think they didn’t want to lose global credibility by looking like morons after the world “witnessed” the landing themselves firsthand.

Man has never been on the moon, But I do believe that we have successfully sent numerous unmanned probes.

by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

How would they lose credibility if they had solid proof?

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by Natto on Sep 7, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

How would you disprove "live" footage viewed by millions

Like trying to disprove to you guys the TGWTWS, we all saw it, it would be an uphill battle.

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by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

/furrows brow

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by Natto on Sep 7, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

The Soviet Union shot down a passenger aircraft that strayed into their airspace. They were not in the least concerned about their “credibility”.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

I’m sure if they could shoot into space they would have tried right?

Man has never been on the moon, But I do believe that we have successfully sent numerous unmanned probes.

by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLWUT

What does that even mean?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

failed joke?

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by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/googles

Holy fuck. I just want to say that I DID study history and I had no fucking idea that this happened.

A sitting US congressman was killed. WTF?!?!

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by rotorueter on Sep 7, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit I didn't know that either.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is fascinating
President Ronald Reagan ordered the U.S. military to make the developing Global Positioning System (GPS) available for civilian use so that navigational errors like that of KAL 007 could be averted in the future./blockquote>

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by rotorueter on Sep 7, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I can google ‘gas stations’ and get GPS directions to the closest Quick Trip. Thanks Russia!

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hate it when people right something and add an LOL.

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So if I lost my homework once, do you automatically I never went to school?

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assume

Needs and assume in there

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Ahahaha! That was easily the most entertaining response you could have given. Thank you.

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by Ott on Sep 7, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

well

it’s seriously damaging your credibility

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Jameson is going to get a workout.

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Well, theres plausible evidence that no human has ever touched the surface of the moon.

Because they were wearing gloves and boots, right?

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by troymccluresf on Sep 7, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

quick

Troymccluresf is one of them! After him!

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Aaaaaaaaah-yup.

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know right

you guys are so above me

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True or false

You believe the 9/11 attacks were staged by the US Government.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

This isn’t the dude who wants to trade Timmy, is it?

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by Tortured on Sep 7, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that is someone different.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was boyesspring or something.

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And she's a girl

purportedly.

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Smells like flowers?

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I'm not a 9/11 government inside job junky

No solid proof of anything.

Althought building 7 collapse was interesting.

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by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

And no, keep Timmy

thats insane lol

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by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I try to say this without causing offense -

How bad an idea is trading Tim Lincecum? The guy arguing that we faked the moon landing says it’s insane.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

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This is a Giants blog ….there is no offense.

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO, the offense was hitting like Tim Lincecum.

Totally different.

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by breadfan7 on Sep 7, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure Lincecum is still with the Giants? Maybe he’s been traded but no one is telling.

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Nasa Faked Tim Lincecum

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by calgiants86 on Sep 7, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as “Naked Tim Lincecum”

That would have been more interesting that most of the stuff in this subthread.

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Hear, hear!

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hear what?

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I hear them too! I think it’s black helicopters! From NASA!

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY ARE COMING TO FAKE WEDNESDAY!!

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by calgiants86 on Sep 7, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Odin didn’t really exist, therefore Wednesday doesn’t exist either.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 7, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/scrambles to find tin foil hat
//disappointed to find only aluminum foil that won’t protect me from the Van Allen radiation belt
///wonders why Belt isn’t starting

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by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Botchy’s afraid of the radiation?

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were you bored by the rest of it?

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by troymccluresf on Sep 7, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Show me the moon’s long form birth certificate

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 7, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL green cheese isn't issued birth certificates

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, the rest of these dolts are below me too.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha

For the longest time I thought you hated me specifically. Now I see you hate everyone.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whenever I try to be nice to a n00b they end up being crazy or bad-tempered

Although I’ve always avoided Anonymous, because anarchists scare me.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 7, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

you were nice to me. What does this mean?

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by Tortured on Sep 7, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. /eyes SC paralegals warily

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by shanghaijim on Sep 7, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Paralegals aren’t the crazy ones, that’s the lawyers.

Seriously, one of the local attorneys who works for the city attorney was likely murdered over the weekend in Maui. Either that or suicide. Very sad.

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by Tortured on Sep 7, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my God. I just looked the story up, and I know her. She was in my law school class. She was such a nice person. Wow. So sad.

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by kdl on Sep 7, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s on the front page of SFGate, domestic violence is what they are reporting.

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I read. So terrible. We were just acquaintances, and I had classes with her. She was smart and funny, and dedicated to public service. Such a tragedy.

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by kdl on Sep 7, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry to all of you guys

a coworker died in a dom vio murder/suicide a couple of years ago, terrible. And terrible on top of the hell in the years leading up to the incident.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. It’s not even that I kept in touch with her or anything. It just seems like such a terrible waste of such a young, promising life.

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by kdl on Sep 7, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I worked with her a few times when she was assigned to appeals cases and it is indeed a tragedy. A lovely, smart young woman.

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by Tortured on Sep 7, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Anonymous was mostly about transparency but I don’t know much about them.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

SHHH

they’re watching

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by shanghaijim on Sep 7, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think they support transparency as far as online anonymity is concerned.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had an "anarchist" classmate in my master's program

He was so anarchist that he’s currently studying at a public university, the University of Minnesota, TA-ship included. SOOO anarchist!

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by baetown415 on Sep 7, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even IF all those things are true, they have nothing to do with whether astronauts landed on the moon.

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by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are true

and how does it not?

Man has never been on the moon, But I do believe that we have successfully sent numerous unmanned probes.

by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

“We haven’t been back, so we never went.” Really?

The Van Allen radiation belt info is some bullshit made up by non-scientist conspiracy theorists. Any exposure was quick and minimized.

“Data is missing, so that proves we never went.” Really?

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by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

First of all

James Van Allen is not a bullshit conspiracy theorist.

And yeah, missing telemetry data is pretty inconvenient especially since the Lunar Landings were the greatest technological achievements of our time.

Man has never been on the moon, But I do believe that we have successfully sent numerous unmanned probes.

by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate to argue with you but Mortal Kombat II is the greatest technological achievement of our time.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, anything video game related I'd have to agree with.

Except superman 64

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by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Inconvenient, yes
Proof of incompetency, sure
Proof of some sort of cover up, possibly
Proof that we never went to the moon, more than just a bit of a stretch.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 7, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

The belt exists. The claimed effects prohibiting the astronauts from reaching the moon do not exist as you have asserted.

Van Allen himself says so.

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by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is where it gets divided

Van Allen claimed the belt to be 65,000 miles wide while NASA claimed it to be only 24,000 miles wide.

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by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Van Allen Radiation Belt is not a spherical entity. It has varying depths / thicknesses, primarily related to latitude.

by Bar None on Sep 7, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys took a completely entertaining conspiracy thread and made it all nerby.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Attn: Mr. The Wanderer

Video proof of Hugh Downs lying to America about Apollo 15.

I love it when I can use these old videos for stuff.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hugh Downs once served as the marshall of my old hometown’s famous Memorial Day parade. True story!

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by Ott on Sep 7, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to work with a guy who did PR for the Navy back in the mid-60s and got to have drinks with Hugh when he flew in for a report on military activity in Europe. I never got tired of hearing that story.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yours is more interesting than mine.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 7, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it takes the form of a loosely drawn V

But its cycle peaked during 68-72 which would have made any Solar Flare especially with the proximity to the moon, deadly.

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by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were there any?

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Possibly but I don't have the X table anywhere

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by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course not.

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by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I could just say yes but I'd rather be sure

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by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d rather be sure? What makes this time any different?

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by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

“The claim that radiation exposure during the Apollo missions would have been fatal to the astronauts is only one example of such nonsense.” — Dr. James Van Allen

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by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE WAS IN ON IT!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did admit that one great value of space exploration was that it allowed him to make a living. MERCENARY!

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by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you see, man? They all were! LBJ! Nixon! Hoover! Downs! The Tang Corporation! The Gizmonic Institute!

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

“But his bosses didn’t like him so they faked a video of them shooting him into spaaaaaace…”

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by rotorueter on Sep 7, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anybody else remember those chocolate space food sticks? Those were a staple of family road trips when I was a kid.

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by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, jeeeez, yes… those things were horrid!!! Maybe they’re the cause of all my health problems, who knows what kind of processed crap was in those things!

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. I liked them. Quite a bit. In fact, I just found an online vendor, and might buy some.

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by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

scroll down to the commercial!
http://theyalwayscomeback.blogspot.com/2008/01/space-food-sticks.html

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Protecting his credibility.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 7, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ding Ding Ding. We haz a winner!

by Bar None on Sep 7, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm putting on my tinfoil hat

and saying Van Allen was payed to say that lol

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by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

And....scene!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am though

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by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt it will do much good, but I did find this from NASA’s own press kit for Apollo 8, dated December 6, 1968:

Any solar flare occurring during the mission will be monitored by Solar Particle Alert Network (SPAN) stations around the world. Solar radiation and radiatlon ln the Van Allen belt around the Earth present no hazard to the crew of Apollo 8 in the thick-skinned command module. The anticipated dosages are lees than one rad per man, well below that of a thorough chest X-ray series.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shiz I got class in 13 mins

this was fun though

tinfoil hatz for life

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by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

My telemetry argument still stands!

Man has never been on the moon, But I do believe that we have successfully sent numerous unmanned probes.

by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your argument is essentially, “THEY LOST STUFF!”

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not an argument. Lack of certain evidence is not evidence to the contrary.

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by waelwulf on Sep 7, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I didn’t lie about a single thing man jeez

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by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 12:21 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

haha

he was serious every time he posted “TORRES SUCKS” too, and now I’m even more glad I ignored those.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres does suck this year, though

Which isn’t far from the truth

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by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 12:23 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m immune to your Trolli mind tricks.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Class? Maybe you can learn something.

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by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s not get crazy now.

by Hyoton on Sep 7, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLUS

Apollo is the god of the sun, not the moon. If the missions really were to the moon, why weren’t they named after Artemis, HUH?

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by Ott on Sep 7, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

WAVING FLAGS

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flag on the moon.

How’d it get there?

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by Tortured on Sep 7, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Carrier pigeon.

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t carrier pigeons only fly back to their nests? Moon pigeons!

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 7, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moon pigeons, 238900 miles
Keep your pigeon piles away

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beast of Yucca Flats is in my top ten MST3K episodes. Coleman Francis’ films made such good hay for the SOL crew.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmm

this is good coffee

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by Tortured on Sep 7, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always with the coffee in those movies. Why was Francis so obsessed with coffee as a plot device?

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t explain that.

by Hyoton on Sep 7, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sync “Dark Side of the Moon” with Apollo 13. It’ll blow your mind.

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by Natto on Sep 7, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Six games back...

It’s nights like last night that make me take a look at a certain shortstop’s .267/.307/.494 line from this season and wonder WHAT IF?

I swear, this team is going to pull me back in. Okay, I’m in. But this time, we do it my way.

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by Kitspool on Sep 7, 2011 8:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Hardy's OBP has really tanked since the last time I checked it.

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by GiantPain on Sep 7, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s called “having the putrid stench of the Orioles franchise finally rub off on you before the end of your first season with the team.”

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by Kitspool on Sep 7, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Reynolds is having himself a nice year

So’s Hardy, of course.

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by GiantPain on Sep 7, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

But SLG!

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Sep 7, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my...
A Russian jet carrying a top ice hockey team crashed into a river bank while taking off Wednesday, killing at least 43 people and leaving two others critically injured….

Hockey’s had a bad summer… 2011 sucks.

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 9:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Sharks prospect Daniil Sobchenko was on the plane

Also, the lone player survivor of the crash – Alexander Galimov – has passed away at the hospital after suffering burns on 90% of his body. No word yet on the crew member who survived.

My thoughts go out to the families and friends of Lokomotiv Yaroslavl.

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by mymclife on Sep 7, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just terrible.

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

More hockey OT

Rumors on the innertubes say Crosby may be going to announce his retirement / not playing this season in a few minutes.

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can guarantee he won’t retire. Maybe take a year off so he can work on fully getting over his concussion, but there’s no way he’s going to outright retire.

I mean, Marc Savard’s career is effectively over – even the Bruins have stated that they don’t expect him to ever play again – but he’s not retiring so he can continue to get paid (once a player retires, he forfeits the rest of his contract).

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by mymclife on Sep 7, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

It sounds like he’s going to be out for awhile still. Why would you even want to come boack from that though? Won’t people like Sean Avery just be gunning for him?

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re really cracking down on headshots, so the environment will likely be safer. And he’s a young, competitive guy who only knows hockey – of course he’s going to want to keep playing.

And yeah, players might be gunning for him, but I bet the league will be paying extra attention and crack down hard on those who do.

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by mymclife on Sep 7, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda weird that on the same day the Winnipeg Jets unveiled their new unis at an RCAF base, with planes flying overhead.

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by Kitspool on Sep 7, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do they have any players named "Bennie"?

Because I’ve got a hell of a marketing idea.

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by GiantPain on Sep 7, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

They should have that Tongan family that had a few hits in the 80s perform at their first home game.

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by Kitspool on Sep 7, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly can't wait until they play the Sharks

Because I hope when there’s a fight, the players drop their gloves and start snapping at each other.

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by mymclife on Sep 7, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s funny that every Canadian team has to emphasize how Canadian they are in their uniforms.

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by El Person on Sep 7, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or, at least, every team in Anglo Canada.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 7, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

Can’t believe I watched that whole game. But then again, Brett Pill made me do it.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Sep 7, 2011 9:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Crap, we gotta face K-shaw this week.
I’m not down with that.

by bernardking on Sep 7, 2011 9:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Dodgers now have a positive run differential for the season.

the may, in fact, be the better team.

Ouch.

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by igjarjuk on Sep 7, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

*they

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by igjarjuk on Sep 7, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

K-shaw could throw underhand and strike out 20 G’s

by bernardking on Sep 7, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Los Angeles Dodgers are pleased to announce that for the first time this season, the team’s run differential exceeds the front office’s account balance!

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by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 7, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Dodgers are now out of the red!

In run differential.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

or are they?

/Chinese government buys team

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by igjarjuk on Sep 7, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

What a terrible nickname

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 7, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

When he plays for a team that isn’t evil he can have a better one.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s because he rarely gives up an ER!

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by Natto on Sep 7, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I laughed

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BOOYA! WITH AUTHORITY!

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/in before Lars

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully Belt and Crawford get in there toay

by bernardking on Sep 7, 2011 9:30 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by calgiants86 on Sep 7, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

this Beltran guy can hit. that’s all.

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by son of ggf on Sep 7, 2011 9:37 AM PDT reply actions  

SSS alert: Beltran OPS in last 4 games = 1.941

Giants baseball: Together We're Crippled

by TheAntiBork on Sep 7, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT RANT

I am so irritated every time a former co-worker hawks her Avon business on Facebook. Which is often. I hate to hide her, but good lord, thi

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by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 9:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh dear. Premature post.

Whatevs.

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by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

You didn’t try thinking of baseball, did you?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Sep 7, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Funny, I’m almost always thinking of baseball.

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by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry, have a Zoloft….

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unfriend.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Sep 7, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. I’m getting there.

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by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hide people with the quickness.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

You hate to hide her? Damn, you’re a nice person. I’d un-friend her.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 7, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have one, too, but with Mary Kay. So annoying.

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by kdl on Sep 7, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUY MY CRAPPY AVON!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't make Solomon Torres come out of retirement Grant!
Surkamp will be the perfect fourth or fifth starter

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Sep 7, 2011 9:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Argh..

Scott Sanderson was rested and available!

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Sep 7, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT - What have Aurilia and Roberts done for us lately?

Made us wine:

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One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 7, 2011 10:15 AM PDT reply actions  

There’s so many good options in the $75.00/750ml range. I’m not against novelty when it comes to baseball collectables, but we passed on the 07.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 7, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s with the weird start time today?

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by Natto on Sep 7, 2011 10:43 AM PDT reply actions  

De-signed.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

3:35? pooey.. I was thinking 1:something
blergh…

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

My british friend Steph

Has been trying to follow, but she keeps falling asleep.

by Cap M on Sep 7, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

They didn’t want me to miss anything while I’m at my crappy all-hands meeting listening to the CEO blather on.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not that I saw. Maybe they’re cake lovers in SD.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Sep 7, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad; I miss Freddy.

by City Girl on Sep 7, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me, too, for so many reasons.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Sep 7, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

A word of caution on Pill: Crawford hit a GS in his first at bat, and slowly simmered down from there.

I’m personally pleased with Pill’s performance last night, but he won’t sufficiently answer the bigger questions we have/will have with position players and big bats.

And good Lord, I’d love to be wrong about him and watch him go all apeshit for the next six years or something.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 7, 2011 11:14 AM PDT reply actions  

I really doubt anyone expects anything from Pill in the longterm.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I expect him to keep me from getting pregnant. I’ve heard he works with over 99% success.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 7, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Yeah, Right.

How do I even know you’re taking it?

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Sep 7, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

If only we can get him to change his uniform number to RU-486.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

He also helps clears up your acne. Unfortunately, you can also gain 5 pounds.

by City Girl on Sep 7, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

But you can burn that off with increased…. activity.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 7, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

LEAVE PILLY ALONE!

/mascara tears

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t expect much from Crawford even after he hit that GS. I feel the same way with Pill.

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by Natto on Sep 7, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Words of caution on Pill

~5% minor league walk rate, 107 wRC+ as 26 year old 1B repeating the PCL

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Sep 7, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOYT WILHELM

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

so...

like a suppository?

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by slapsy on Sep 7, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

So for the other dolts out there like myself

who either don’t have the time or attention span to actually read books, iTunes has the unabridged Moneyball audiobook by Michael Lewis for $5.99.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Sep 7, 2011 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Is it read by Brad Pitt?

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 7, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. But I think you'll like the narrator.

I was LOLing at the homoerotic tones that Lewis used to describe the scouts lust for guys like Darnell Coles.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Sep 7, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jonah Whatsisname.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Forward read by The Whale!

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it still Matt Cain-free?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 7, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch out for that endtable.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I BROKE MY HIP

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 7, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Giants sign Jim to 5 year contract

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs sez Pill’s in the lineup… though he didn’t actually post the lineup….yet.

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

LOLBELT
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Brett Pill is in the Giants lineup today.
1 minute ago

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Sep 7, 2011 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

LOLBELT
CF Christian
2B Fontenot
RF Beltran
3B Sandoval
LF Ross
1B Pill
SS Cabrera
C Whiteside
P Cain

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Sep 7, 2011 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL WHITESIDE

Why is Whiteside?

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by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, why can’t Pill play catcher? I heard he was a utility guy.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 7, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

critical

to keep the 7-9 automatic out lineup intact!

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

if Bruce Bochy takes a shit at 5:09am and the Giants win that night, I’ll give you one guess where you can find him the next morning at 5:09

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Brandons!

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Sep 7, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL (not really) Cabrera. Another lefty today?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 7, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

needed the vets

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

needs to up that 1-4 average he had yesterday

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not even sure what to say.
This is just weird to me for some reason.
Yay Pablo, yay Fontenot.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 7, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Why not play Ross in center and Belt in left?
I just don’t get it.

by Rocko711 on Sep 7, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a fucking joke.

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cabrera’s a joke

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s all a joke

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're scamming us

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want my money back

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

my high school football coach... his favorite word

would always say that we were scamming him

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have no idea, probably

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

after I went to medical school, i realized all the really weird people I knew in high school and college were not just really weird. there was a woman who lived on my hall when I was a freshman in college and she carried around a bucket of bleach and wore yellow dishwashing gloves. She would clean anything and everything before she touched it. We all thought she was really weird.

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE FUCK, just a crazy clean freak? I dont think i’ve ever dealt with someone like that. Freshman year… well… we pretty much reeked havoc in the hall

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

she did not like us.

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clog the toilets, break ceiling tiles.

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait

which moon landing are we talking about here?

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apollo 18

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am going to pretend that his wrist is still sore or something. Oh man, I hope Belt feels better by the end of the year.

by Hyoton on Sep 7, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only thing broken on Belt is is spirit

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

whatever

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by j14 on Sep 7, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ladies and gentlemen, your San Francisco B-sides!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 7, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

This is almost as funny as the Apollo subthread.

by Bar None on Sep 7, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

BELT HAD HIS CHANCE, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Cabrera is the one I take most exception with.

"Pablo Sandoval, coming around third like a runaway beer truck." - Kruk

by G Men on Sep 7, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Orlando Cabrera fascination is a little disturbing.

by Hyoton on Sep 7, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would rather it be the Asdrubal Cabrera fascination

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

“And A-Cab bats fourth!”
“Bruce, for the last time, he’s not on our team. You’ll hav— Bruce, what are you doing. No, don’t hold your breath. The doctor says you can’t keep doing that, it’s bad for your brain. Bruce!”

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by waelwulf on Sep 7, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA, YOURE SENILE BOCH!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is he like the oldest dude that’s not broken or something?
Crawford’s luscious locks have Botchy all jealous or something?
What?
What is it damn it?!?!?

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford does have pretty hair.

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by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mrs. Bork must’ve commented on Crawford’s dreaminess.

by Bar None on Sep 7, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This looks like the ending to Ayashi no Ceres. Well, more disturbing. But still.

by Hyoton on Sep 7, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy LOVES the numbers... playing Cabrera over Crawford

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, “Ca” does come before “Cr” in the phone book.

by Bar None on Sep 7, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLATOON!

Sit Keppinger for a lefty. Play Cabrera. Simple platoony-toon adventures.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's official

We’re back in the race. We all wanted to stay out of it and let the young guys play, but that isn’t happening now.

by jhawx on Sep 7, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Righties can't hit righties!

Except Cabrera. Also, Pill and Christian can play for no reason.

by jhawx on Sep 7, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

how hard would it have been to put Fonty at SS and Keppy at 2B? Or maybe Belt at 1B and Pill in the box?

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

They all got hits yesterday! WHAT DID BELT DO!?!?! NOTHING, exactly, i rest my case

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck that was so easy

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

bochylogic

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keppinger has significant platoon splits.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

FONTENOT IS A BEAST, WHY YOU TRIPPIN

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So sit Cabrera.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

SORRY, THAT SHIT AINT HAPPENIN

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Repost from last night's GDT

His eyes are hollow and cold
His K’s no real surprise
His bat is always slow
He’s got Orlando Cabrera eyes

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 7, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah man

I missed someone talking about how they think the moon landings were fake?

Fuck, I really need to just quit my job and devote more time to this site.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Sep 7, 2011 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Just to clarify, you mean the dominican dandy?

by Hyoton on Sep 7, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agent Zero
The Black Mamba
AK47
King James

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by Natto on Sep 7, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Ben
Prime Time
The Refrigerator
Joe Cool

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by Natto on Sep 7, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see Death to Flying Things in your list.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 7, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because other sports have nothing nearly as good as that one.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 7, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL - you never know what will get a response

I’ve been trying to buy a limited edition print for my niece for her birthday, which required sending an email to the artist, and after no response to the first two inquiries, I sent one that said “I want to give you money.” I got a quick response along with an appreciative LOL (and instructions on how to pay for the print).

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by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 12:15 PM PDT reply actions  

i have had many similar experiences… very frustrating

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear poor and broke artists,

I am willing to pay a months rent for your art work.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Sep 7, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deal. PayPal me.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 7, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

before i leave

LOL BELT

LOL CRAW

Man has never been on the moon, But I do believe that we have successfully sent numerous unmanned probes.

by Anonymous1337 on Sep 7, 2011 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m assuming Bochy just lost their baseball cards, and therefore assumes they never existed.

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by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Cain successfully bounced a laser beam off a mirror left on Belt’s surface.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A:

So we should have been chanting for Free Pill all this time…

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by CalBear949 on Sep 7, 2011 12:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Why? SSS?

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by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You took me seriously

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by CalBear949 on Sep 7, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry – I’ve spent too much time on twitter, where the sentiment is real.

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by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to go off the pill…

Pull the goalie…

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, never heard that metaphor before!

But (excuse me for severely overthinking this), doesn’t that imply you’re desperate to score?

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you’ve never heard “pull the goalie”. It is yuppy for going off the birth control pill.. i.e. we are going to try to have a baby.

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find the mental image of an actual goalie trying to block a billion shots at the same time to be very amusing.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

you could mix metaphors and say something about the goalie and a donut (don’t like where this is going)….

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

THROUGH THE 5-HOLE!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don’t need goalies in the 2-hole

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard, “Slipped one past the goalie.”

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Graph of US pot prices.

Some of the highest prices in the country are found in an L-shaped swath running through the Dakotas and into southern Minnesota. The reasons for that are uncertain, but the DEA has seized or eradicated fewer cannabis plants here than almost anywhere else in the country. Either the agency is soft on cowboy cartels or, more likely, folks just don’t grow a lot of weed up here. The prospect of a year’s hard time for lighting up in South Dakota could be a factor.

Jerks

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I would think that the climate isn’t really good for quality weed. Although, I suppose they could just grow it indoors. However, the increased amount of electricity for an indoor grow would be a dead giveaway.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Solar.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 7, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure climate is alot of it. They are dicks around here though even for possession for even the smallest amount.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think if the factor was climate you would see a more uniform pattern than that.

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by say hey nation on Sep 7, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

verlander gives up four runs and gets the win. 22 wins to be exact. crap. i hate our scoring

lincecum leads with 12 and is at the very bottom in support. not far behind is cain and mad bum.
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by boyessprings on Sep 7, 2011 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I've finally figured it out

Cabrera vs Harang: 3 for 5
Crawford vs Harang: 0 for 2, 1 BB

Should’ve fucking known

by jhawx on Sep 7, 2011 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sure they are both very small.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both of you at the same time? Oh my.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 7, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other than the fact that he hit a home run last night

Is there any possible explanation for why Pill is starting over Belt?

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 12:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Veteran

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Older age, or something

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lefties can't hit-

Oh wait. Never mind, I’ve got nothing.

by jhawx on Sep 7, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I FOUND THE ANSWER

this was on baggs blog

the dif between belt and pill is…pill payed his dues, he wasnt overhyped…he didnt run through the system like a bat out of hell

PILL PAYED HIS DUES AND DIDN’T TEAR THROUGH THE MINORS

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by Falconer88 on Sep 7, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah people are fucking idiots

yeah never mind that belt dominated the AAA level 3 years younger and didn’t repeat

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by Falconer88 on Sep 7, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like listening to some of the callers on KNBR calling for Timmy to be traded, idiots

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, fuck it, trade Cain too, package him and timmy

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAIN 4 FIELDER

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by Falconer88 on Sep 7, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain for Asdrubal, package Timmy for Santana

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHAMPIONSHIP

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m getting angry again…. can’t take too much more of this. If the team is going to suck and lose the division to a team that lost 97 games last year, at least let me watch the players who are worth watching

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, they're gonna continue to scam you

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t enjoy this

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is why i’ve only been to one game this season

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

can i please have last September and October back

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol! i’m just sayin, i haven’t been to a game really because A) expensive, B) the drive from Santa Cruz, and C) Work

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

i went to like 20 games a few years ago, in 2009.. that was pretty fun. how many games you been to this year?

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably 15, but that is way down from years past…

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea... tough to get to a game with the fact it's been

pretty crowded… really miss going to games tho

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have two more this year… I will try to enjoy them. it is a treat and I often take it for granted

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s awesome tho, the fact we witness some of the best pitchers in the majors almost every game… that’s something i take for granted when i go to a game

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

Good thing you said something, otherwise I would’ve assumed it was Carl Steward.

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by Ott on Sep 7, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that this is saying that one positive of Pill is that he wasn’t as good.

by BestHyperboleEver on Sep 7, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

So true. “You should play this guy who was stuck in the minors for much longer, and who the Giants dropped from the 40 man last year, but kept because no one else wanted him. That guy has PAID HIS DUES.”

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by kdl on Sep 7, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/pours out yet another 40 for Ishikawa

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

that Buster Posey was so overhyped and run the system like bat out of hell…look at where he is now!

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by CalBear949 on Sep 7, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet this is exactly the thinking

Damn the better player for playing better! It’s not fair.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 7, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude

it’s pre-spring training season, gotta see what these guys can do.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i already know what Pill can do... he can hit homers

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

woo

WE’RE READY FOR THE CACTUS LEAGUE NOW BIOTCHES

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE HIT A HOME RUN THO!!! AND HE LED THE GRIZZLIES IN RIBEYEZ!!!!! WHAT NOW DUDE!?!?!?

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SNAP

tbh I am fine with them throwing him out there instead of Huff to see what happens, I just read all this sudden interest in Justin Christian and Pill by GIANTS BRASS as evidence that they have given up on the year.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, i really hope you think i’m being sarcastic here. The fascination with Huff is just unbelievable, and i still think they’re living off last year, which is just unbelievable. Would rather Ross in center, Beltran in Right and Belt in left

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt at first would be awesome

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pill with more September ABs than Belt

Who wants to take that bet?

Cabrera over Crawford for the parlay.

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by marcello on Sep 7, 2011 12:35 PM PDT reply actions  

that is not even close to a fair bet

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

I wouldn’t even know where to place the odds.

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by marcello on Sep 7, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would venture to say that DeRosa will get more AB’s than Belt.

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by say hey nation on Sep 7, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt will barely play at first

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt will barely play at first

by Rocko711 on Sep 7, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/PILL HITS 4 HOMERS TODAY...

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Bochy sits him for Huff the rest of the year

by Rocko711 on Sep 7, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/HUFF PLAYS LEFT, BELT DEMOTED TO DFA

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last Straw - Bochy's worst decision EVER

Starting Pill over Belt at 1B against a RH pitcher should be an offense that comes with a pink slip. Belt can’t get chances against LHPs (or any pitcher for that matter) yet the great Pill has done some much for this organization that he immediately gets to start against a RHP.

They need to just trade Belt right now and get good value for him for a guy that this organization is willing to play. I’m sure they could get quite a decent older guy that Bochy will play and it would help the team.

by Daver321 on Sep 7, 2011 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Really

this is the worst decision ever? You really think that Belt won’t be on the 25 man roster next year and the Giants starting 1B in 2014?

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by CalBear949 on Sep 7, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right…2013…

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by CalBear949 on Sep 7, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was the starting 1B in 2011.

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by Tortured on Sep 7, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh?

Yes, I think he will be on the 25 man roster. I think he will be on the bench until 2014 and I think he will start in 2014. For all these reasons this is the worst handling of a top prospect ever.

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by Daver321 on Sep 7, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant 2013…Huff will likely play in the beginning of last year due to his contract but there is a good chance that Belt will surpass him next year.

Belt hasn’t exactly helped his cause with his current line.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 7, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go look at Freddie Freeman if you want to see how a top prospect should be handled

You can also see how it pays off for the team.

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by marcello on Sep 7, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This isn’t even a crappy gritty veteran starting over a top prospect decision. This is a Sept callup starting over Belt going against the platoon logic. Belt must seriously be in the lowest level of dog houses now.

Bochy – “Let’s see. I think the top question we need to answer in this organization is if Pill can now hit RHP well”

I can understand the Pill start against a LHP yesterday but…ARRGGGGG!

I seriously can’t think of a worst decision Bochy has made. There have been worst Sabes player decisions but this is the worst Bochy lineup decision ever.

by Daver321 on Sep 7, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe how much I’m fuming over this. I think the Giants just broke me. I’m going to grab some scissors and start running down the street.

by Daver321 on Sep 7, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should look up who won the world series last year.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 7, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually I think Japan won last year

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by CalBear949 on Sep 7, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think you are correct.

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry the video footage you have been looking for is lost. There was no World Series in 2010.

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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was 2002.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 7, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's sad but I'm actually contemplating this

Might as well get some middle-aged to gritty vet for belt while he has some worth, left

sigh/

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by Falconer88 on Sep 7, 2011 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS NASA FAKED LIFE ON EARTH

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by calgiants86 on Sep 7, 2011 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I knew it was too good to be true.

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by Ott on Sep 7, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m starting to believe that someone faked Bochy’s brilliant run through the postseason last year.

by Evan on Sep 7, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well…if Sabez didn’t trade away Molina, Posey warms the bench and we don’t make the post-season.

by Rocko711 on Sep 7, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have that picture open in another tab as we speak. I love it.

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by free f.p. #14 on Sep 7, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY
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by Merope on Sep 7, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Picking the right pirate hat is hard

And it’s stupid to have to pick a halloween costume in the beginning of September.

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by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Niblets the sexy pirate!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pirate, yes.

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by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should dress as a Pittsburgh Pirate

From the late 70’s with those funky caps they used to wear.

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I know. People always let me know at the last minute, and I have to scramble to make an interesting costume.

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I am currently in the planning phases for a extra chunky skippy peanut butter costume for an extremely overweight Pitbull living with me.

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by say hey nation on Sep 7, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winner.

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by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

Kent Tekulve made that hat look extra awesome.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I see you said the same thing above. I had a picture, though.

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by El Person on Sep 7, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do Somalians have a particular hat?

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Pill guy

makes searching for my name in these threads a lot more tedious.

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by Bret1110 on Sep 7, 2011 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Search for 1110.

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by El Person on Sep 7, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

My binary response is going to piss him off.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 7, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like this for 2012

Reyes ss
Brown cf
Sanchez 2b
Panda 3b
Posey c
Huff 1b
Belt lf
Nate rf

by Omeihero on Sep 7, 2011 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL U

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by Falconer88 on Sep 7, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAKE IT HAPPEN MAN!

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is Huff doing there? Having a tanning session at 1B?

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by calgiants86 on Sep 7, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, he looks good with a tan. They are going to let him play in shorts and no show socks next year to he can really take advantage of the sun.

by Omeihero on Sep 7, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Brandon Belt

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

So does he.

So does he.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 7, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guess he'd be better off somewhere else

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 7, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just wish they had left him in AAA all season. I know he is a professional athlete and should be able to handle stuff like this, but what they have done to him this year is shocking.

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

He started the season and struggled…was sent down…brought up again…got injured…got sent down and the brought up…hasn’t play particular well since that time

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by CalBear949 on Sep 7, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure a large part of that is because he knows if he doesn’t have a good game he’ll sit on the bench for a while. That’s a shit ton of pressure.

by Rocko711 on Sep 7, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet through all that struggling and not playing well he still has a higher wOBA than Huff, and I don’t think anyone would say that he isn’t better defensively as well.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 7, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

 he never got consistent playing time. You had to know that a kid with one year of MiLB experience would have moments… he started for 14 of the first 17 games and was sent down. He was up for 2 games before getting hurt. When he got back in july he started 2 games and then sat and then 2 more in the end of july and was sent down. When he came back in mid-aug, he started 16 of 17 games and had 57 ABs. In that time he hit .211/.286/.404. He is totally spooked

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

just what part

of “he had his chance” do you not understand?

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t call the start of the year “struggling” since he wasn’t given a chance. SSS and all that.

The injury I can see as a reason to spend time in Fresno again. Otherwise he should have been on the big boys’ team all season. With playing time.

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by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

or once they sent him down they should have just left him there….

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know that you can definitively state that he belonged in the bigs coming out of ST… but wherever it was decided he should be, playing every day was clearly the best policy.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll concede that point – but once he was thrown out there, he should have been given a proper chance.

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by can of corn on Sep 7, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. The team should have been more committed to his development than they have been.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 7, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

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Brandon needs to own up and just hit the frickin’ ball. Can’t Blame Bochy or Ross or Huff or Burrell or DeRosa or Pill. If you hit, they’ll find as place to play you…… If it’s hard to hit every three days or with inconsistent ABs… "Suck it up, kid, welcome to the Big Leagues….."

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by Falconer88 on Sep 7, 2011 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

We all know Huff isn’t going anywhere.

by Omeihero on Sep 7, 2011 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

He lost his Muni pass.

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he tried to board on the back door

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my…

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's allowed now

or will be soon.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s about time! but then MUNI will find something else to blame

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought

that was supposed to be the big revolutionary fix MUNI idea like 8 years ago or something, and they abandoned it after a year.

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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Sep 7, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they just realized that everyone is doing it anyway. It will not fix MUNI. MUNI is unfixable with the current labor situation and that is not fixable- ergo MUNI is not fixable

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nonsense

There’s a lot that could be done to improve MUNI that doesn’t require any labor concessions. Reduce the number of stops. Ban left turns at some intersections. Ticket people for double-parking. Actually use the signal-override technology that they have. Etc.

by taliesin on Sep 7, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is fair. I have lived here for nearly 15 years and don’t see much in the way of improvement…

by capn on Sep 7, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants are going to leave him in San Diego?!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 7, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of hope Texas falls back a bit. There has to be at least one playoff race that goes to the wire.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2011 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Hay guyz!

I figured it out. We have 20 games and we could win every single one. If that happens we finish 3 games out. OMG!

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 7, 2011 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually...more serious

Has anyone else voiced the very real possibility that the Dbacks are going to clinch against us in AZ?

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 7, 2011 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

I would not like that. It does look plausible, though: if they match W-L between now and then, Giants will arrive 6 back with 6 to play, so Dbacks could clinch with just one win. Ditto even if Giants pick up a game by then.

Given recent history though, it looks more likely that the Dbacks extend their lead and clinch beforehand. If it has to happen, maybe it would be better that way.

Giants baseball: Together We're Crippled

by TheAntiBork on Sep 7, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's with the weird starting time?

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by CalBear949 on Sep 7, 2011 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

The cops should throw cheetos in a manhole and get the anonymous fat fucks trapped trying to get their staple diet food.

Irrational Conor Gillaspie fanboy.

by Electric on Sep 7, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

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