The San Diego Padres are a baseball team in the National League. They will not make the playoffs this season. The San Francisco Giants will play three consecutive games against this team. This is known as a "series." It will start today (Monday) and end Wednesday.
These games will be played in Petco Park, which is known for suppressing scoring. The Padres have a good pitching staff. The Giants have their stretches, those rascals, where they don't score so much. While it would be the height of irony to pretend that the two teams will combine for 50 runs in the series, that's just not going to happen.
Hitter to watch:
None of them.
Pitcher to watch:
Eh. They're all pretty much the same.
The next Giants/Padres series will be even less interesting than this one. So, yeah.