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Post-Game Thread: Cain gets run support; don't forget locusts are a source of protein

Over his career against left-handers, Cody Ross is basically Frank Robinson. It's not something that gets as much play as it should, but in 747 plate appearances against lefties, he has a .284 batting average, a .351 on-base percentage, and a .568 slugging percentage. It's not a huge sample, but those are All-Star numbers, even if only against left-handers.

Carlos Beltran is good. He's not going to make the Hall of Fame unless he has a Jeff Kent-like finish to his career, but he's had a fantastic career. He was having a good season until he walked into the Giants' clubhouse, at which point Aaron Rowand and Miguel Tejada started taking bites of Beltran's sandwich when he wasn't looking. Rowand and Tejada weren't clubhouse cancers -- it was more of a bacterial thing. First guy to isolate the strain will get a Nobel Prize, I'm sure.

Pat Burrell is sleeping with your significant other right now. This has nothing to do with my overall point, but I thought it would be something to note. He's ... well, you probably don't want to know what he's doing. Just keep reading this. Keeeep reading this. If it makes you feel better, you can tell yourself that he's playing a game of Clue with your wife or girlfriend. There's some rope and a candlestick involved, so you wouldn't be that far off. I bring Burrell up because it's good to have him back. I also bring him up because he's sleeping with your significant other right now.

Star-divide

Point is, the Giants aren't as wretched offensively as they've been. They're on a historical pace. This team is over a century old, and this permutation of players is vying to be the worst-hitting team in franchise history. They're better hitters than that. They might not have a good offense, but the lineup features a few players who should be in a major-league lineup. Back when the injuries were comical, and when the lineups were teeming with open-range Rowands and Tejadas, you couldn't always say that.

The Diamondbacks scored a run in the first inning. It was a Matt Cain game. There's cynicism, and then there are Matt Cain games. It's not cynical to assume he's not getting run support; it's practical. It's a mechanism that's wired into our brains. Hundreds of thousands of years ago, there was some evolutionary advantage to watching a bunch of fellow monkeys fail in a way that ruined the efforts of a superior monkey. Now we have that wiring. I don't know why either, but it's why we keep watching Matt Cain games even though there's a pretty good chance we'll hate the result. Great pitcher. Lousy luck.

It wasn't a one-run win on a balk. It wasn't a perfectly pitched game. It was the kind of win that a normal team might get. Good hitting. Good pitching. Yeah, a normal team. Seems so whimsical.

Long road ahead, et cetera. But if something crazy happens after all, let us not forget Matt Williams giving Justin Upton a stop sign when the ball was cut off in the first inning. Let's remember Paul Goldschmidt's strikeout. If that doesn't happen, if the Diamondbacks tack on another couple of runs, it's Gumby shoulders all around. I would have driven up to AT&T Park and carried Matt Cain off the field, Costner/Houston-style.

Good win. Needed win. More please.

Also, just between you and me, I'm starting to think that Bob Davidson might not be a very good umpire.

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by owlcroft on Sep 3, 2011 12:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Hail, Hail Freedonia!!!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 3, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Join the Army and see the Navy!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm defending this woman's honor!

Which is more than she ever did.

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by owlcroft on Sep 3, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

¡ Yva neht nioj !

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Sep 3, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Land of the brave . . .

. . . and the free!

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Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Sep 3, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keppinger's bat is still unstoppable baby!

Oh yeah, Ross and Beltran were good too…

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 3, 2011 12:33 AM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Sep 3, 2011 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

MATT CAIN!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 3, 2011 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

See OGT.

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Sep 3, 2011 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s green. All is right with the galaxy.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 3, 2011 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK, I guess this can run again:

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by owlcroft on Sep 3, 2011 12:34 AM PDT reply actions  

So here's the essay I'm turning in about what I did over the summer, reposted

I think the Giants smelled blood in the water tonight. They had their "power" lineup in and were able to actually scare the Dbags’ pitchers. They have not been able to do that for a long time. When a hitter doesn’t scare a pitcher, the problem for the hitter is not just that the pitcher is able to throw more strikes- it’s that the pitcher doesn’t have to worry that lack of execution will result in getting hurt by immediate runs. Confidence means more precise execution. The power the Giants put in their lineup today put some fear of failure into the opposing pitchers, and it really made a difference.
 
More than that, if the Giants can maintain that bloodlust (as opposed to desperation) they showed tonight at the plate, they’ll keep scoring. They have the talent to back it up, and they’ll keep hitting homeruns. They knew they could hurt the opposing pitchers tonight when they were at the plate, and they acted like it. They have to stay in that mindset.
 
I also think that Pat Burrell’s presence- somehow- is related to the Giants hitting again. I don’t understand the mechanism of it, but the Giants’ complete offensive futility started when it was rumored Pat was getting DFA’d. He’s back on the roster, and even in the lineup, and now they’re hitting again. Maybe it was just that ONE less power hitter.
 
It doesn’t matter why, though. What matters is that Pat Burrell is never allowed to not be on the roster again.
 
The Giants are going up again Ian Kennedy tomorrow. He’s tough, but the Giants can’t think like that. He’s not as good as his 17-4 record. He’s due for a blowup. Further, Timmy has been pitching amazingly well for the past six weeks or so. He’s been making his unpredictability work for him when he’s pitching out of the stretch.
 
If the Giants can take these next two games, they’ll have a real shot at winning the division. As others have mentioned, the Dbags are streaky. The Giants need to get in the Dbags’ heads and put them on a losing streak. Steal their confidence, gain their own momentum, remind them who the REIGNING WORLD CHAMPIONS are. Make them wonder what the hell they were thinking to begin with when they even considered that they could win the West.
 
The Giants showed tonight that they are not finished. The fighter still remains, as Paul Simon would say. But there is no more room for error- none at all. They have used every bit of any cushion they may have had. They absolutely have to win these next two games to stay in the race- but there’s no question that they can do it.

by TortureOpp on Sep 3, 2011 12:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Too bad: it is reasonable and entertaining.

And one has to like the allusion to The Boxer.

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by owlcroft on Sep 3, 2011 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

Just noted it was DR. Oops.

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Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe

by owlcroft on Sep 3, 2011 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I meant it as you read it.

I actually did read it. I just like being the one to dish it out occasionally.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 3, 2011 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

tl;dr

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Sep 3, 2011 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

hafta read this shit again?

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 2:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

At this point

With all the MCC volume, it’s the short ones I often skip over looking for the long ones with more effort.

"Your curses do not compare to those of Houston fans or Detroit fans, and especially not to those of fans from the northside of Chicago. You are not Hamlet. You are Valerie Bertinelli. Your victim act is schlocky, and totally unconvincing. You fancy yourself tormented. You are merely insecure."
-- Scott Burton to Red Sox fans, 6/12/02
http://espn.go.com/magazine/burton_20020612.html

by achiappanza on Sep 3, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

B+

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 3, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 3, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the Burrell thing

Some guys just bring it out of their Team mates. Burrell is one of those guys. When is Bochy going to bench Huff and just let BELT PLAY every day!

by jasperlamarcrabbe on Sep 3, 2011 6:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

They play better knowing knowing Pat is on the field rather than doing their significant other.

Brian Sabean: Sing His Praises To The Heavens!
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game that seems to have resurrected itself in my absence...

by zenbitz on Sep 3, 2011 9:03 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

they player better knowing that if they don’t, Pat will sleep with their wives

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 3, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

They also play better when he is taking 10 or so pitches every time he bats.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Matt Williams: Good Giant

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Sep 3, 2011 12:37 AM PDT reply actions  

MATTHEW THOMAS CAIN ...........

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

2011 Giants Baseball: Together we're bruised, broken, and battered.

by GIANT stoner on Sep 3, 2011 12:37 AM PDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Did Brandon Belt get injured when he struck out?

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Sep 3, 2011 12:38 AM PDT reply actions  

I dunno, but it would make sense

In a “God hates the Giants” kind of way.

by taliesin on Sep 3, 2011 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

The next two games are basically must-wins.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Sep 3, 2011 12:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Win or get DFA'd

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 3, 2011 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's hard to say a series is must sweep

But with only ~20 games left after this series, the difference between 5 games back and 3 games back is, er, jimungous.

by GiantPain on Sep 3, 2011 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is always hope

But yeah, three games is manageable. Five games is not.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Sep 3, 2011 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This would be, like, one of those “Fangraphs.”

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 3, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

I have said, and will reiterate now, that if the Giants sweep this series they’re in the race. If not, not. It’s exceedingly unlikely they catch up if they wind up on Monday five games back.

by taliesin on Sep 3, 2011 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not again!

I hate it when Eye Ore dropps and drags across the floor. Whos i gonna clean that mess up I ask you? WHO?!

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Sep 3, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Olney is tweeting about cows being washed downriver in Vermont

And the Giants scored 6 runs in a Cain start. I’m running to the 24-hour grocery store down the street to stock up on canned goods.

Now playing: Miggy Tejardust and the Spiders from Mars

by Swamp Thing on Sep 3, 2011 12:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Sad, this totally cheered me up. Thanks for the laugh!

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 3, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

They never should have gotten into that Molecular Transport Machine together.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 3, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

...waiting for the exploding Star Wars thing so I can rec it...

PROUD FATHER of a baby totally made during the 2010 World Series.

by Bret1110 on Sep 3, 2011 12:45 AM PDT reply actions  

my ringtone .......

since August of last year.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

2011 Giants Baseball: Together we're bruised, broken, and battered.

by GIANT stoner on Sep 3, 2011 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've been slacking with my commenting

But this game deserved some props. And a change of my sig. GOOD RIDDANCE MICHAEL TEHADER

I've got these tiny hands!
-Guy in BK commercial/Alex Smith

by Swamp Thing on Sep 3, 2011 12:48 AM PDT reply actions  

like anybody around here knows who I am anyway. This place is overrun with fans since last season.

I've got these tiny hands!
-Guy in BK commercial/Alex Smith

by Swamp Thing on Sep 3, 2011 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Finally a post-game thread. I know going to the last thread would slow my computer down to a crawl due to all the dancing gifs.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2011 12:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Snakes hard to reach?

Honey badger don’t give a shit, it just takes what it wants.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 3, 2011 12:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Hmm. Fun facts about the honey badger include:

The honey badger possesses an anal pouch which, unusually among mustelids, is reversible, a trait shared with hyenas. The smell of the pouch is reportedly “suffocating”, and may assist in calming bees when raiding beehives.15

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Sep 3, 2011 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

There was some chasm in there.

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Sep 3, 2011 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even though it's getting stung a thousand times

honey badger don’t give a shit.

Oh, look at it eating larvae. That’s nasty.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 3, 2011 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

The honey badger is our friend. He gives new meaning to the concept of “stinking up the place.”

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Sep 3, 2011 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pro Tip: Fun Facts aren’t fun.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2011 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

10 runs the last two games

The Giants are in trouble tomorrow.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2011 12:51 AM PDT reply actions  

WTF comment of the night

From Bleed Cubbie Blue:

In my dream of dreams

If we could steal a GM put Brian Sabean (sp) first in line.

I also would have loved Bruce Bochy.

Nothing happens unless it’s first a dream

 by puckishcubsfan on Aug 31, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Sep 3, 2011 12:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Take them! Take them!

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2011 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

No offer is too low!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

This explains a lot about the Cubs.

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Sep 3, 2011 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

It says more about Cubs fans.

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

"He's gonna get a big hug, and I'm gonna hang on for a while." -Duane Kuiper

by Juan Primo on Sep 3, 2011 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Cubs fans. They’re so adorable in their pin-striped jerseys and depression.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on Sep 3, 2011 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, corny. It’s been a while.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2011 6:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, being an intern and working 80 hours a week will do that. Holy shit I’m tired.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on Sep 3, 2011 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

My condolences. I work similar hours due to baseball season, but that’s about to end, and even then, I get lots of computer down time before the games.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2011 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, how goes it?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on Sep 3, 2011 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Columbus is going to the playoffs again, so there’s the potential for me to get another ring! Other than that, not much. Just looking forward to getting weekends off again.

How is the doctor thing working out, outside of the long hours?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2011 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Very cool! Hope they do well.

Doctoring is good. Another two months of craziness and then things get better. At this point I’m not feeling completely overwhelmed all the time, so that’s an improvement. Chicago is fantastic. Really enjoying living here, even if I don’t get to enjoy the city too much.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Proud parent of Javier Lopez: southpaw, poltergeist, haunter of dreams.

by cornball on Sep 3, 2011 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLCUBS

I've got these tiny hands!
-Guy in BK commercial/Alex Smith

by Swamp Thing on Sep 3, 2011 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please lord

While you’re at it take O-Cab too

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 3, 2011 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll even throw in a Zito.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Sep 3, 2011 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

With purchase of overpriced gritty veteran of equal or lesser value.

by maysian on Sep 3, 2011 6:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Cubs already have tons of old, crappy overpriced veterans. There wouldn’t be any real work for Sabes and Boch to do.

I've got these tiny hands!
-Guy in BK commercial/Alex Smith

by Swamp Thing on Sep 3, 2011 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cubs fans

You do know that if you do take these two, it means a 4-year contract extension for Alfonso Soriano.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2011 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will trade them to the Cubbies, but I demand that we get Starlin Castro in return. He’s a loafer anyways, so we’d be doing them a favor by taking them off the Cub’s hands.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Sep 3, 2011 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

What a puckish comment!

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 3, 2011 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't it Bleed Cubbie Blue

that had that huge internet battle over intangibles?

I think it is.

If so, this must be one of the people on the “intangibles are awesome” side of the argument.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to tomorrow's game, and I'm starting to feel nervous and upset

This’ll be my first chance to see Timmy live (happy day!) but the circumstances are worrying.

This entire series feels like the 2011 Giants’ Helm’s Deep; they have to hold the Dbags at bay just long enough ‘till they can whack them. I’m excited about the atmosphere tomorrow but if Tim loses 1-0 game I’m going to cry all the way home.

by Gitaroo_Dude on Sep 3, 2011 12:56 AM PDT reply actions  

You’re going, so he’s gonna win it.

You have the most positive attitude on the MCC.

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Sep 3, 2011 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will be there too.

Hope it doesn’t suck.

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by Natto on Sep 3, 2011 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

The sun is rising!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 3, 2011 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you suggesting that an old man will come from the east to save them?

If he existed, I’m sure Sabean would have signed him by now.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 3, 2011 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I was talking it over with my brother tonight

And I decided that Vogelsong on Sunday will be Theoden, sallying forth in a blaze of glory, only to see Wilson return from the DL upon a white horse as the dawn breaks. He brings along a league average offense lead by Beltran who comes up behind him in place of Eomer, and together they ride down and smash the snakes back into their holes.

by Gitaroo_Dude on Sep 3, 2011 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Clearly Gandalf is Pat, who has returned to the land of the living.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Sep 3, 2011 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

LOL HIS STAFF!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2011 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I COME BACK TO YOU NOW AT THE TURN OF THE TIDE

Until my task is done!

/heeyyyyy baybee

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 3, 2011 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I never post here,

but this may be the most epic comment chain i’ve ever read.

For death and glory!!!

by Robert Praetor on Sep 3, 2011 6:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

For Rohan. For your people.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Sep 3, 2011 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

RIDERS OF LOHAN

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Sep 3, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it consists of 3/4 of the population in the Greater Los Angeles area

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Sep 3, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lindsay? At your own risk, dude.

by kaliber on Sep 3, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

/swings at wizard, misses, falls into pit at the roots of the world

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 3, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uruk-Hack

/arises out of muck at Ned Colletti’s hand

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vogelsong is perfect as Theoden ........

when he was picked up by the Giants in the beginning of the season, I believe he said in a press conference, “Dark have been my dreams of late.”

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

2011 Giants Baseball: Together we're bruised, broken, and battered.

by GIANT stoner on Sep 3, 2011 1:28 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

“How did it aver come to this?”

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Sep 3, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to risk life and limb here

and admit that I haven’t missed Brian Wilson at all.

Our bullpen has done a fantastic job (usually) of filling in when he and Romo were out. It would help more if we’d had the lead when we turned it over to them, but generally, I’ve been pleased.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 3, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

They HAVE to win.

There must be tonight-like offense. Truth. Because if I see SadTimmeh after pitching a 1 – 0 loss, someone’s gettin’ a spankin’, and not the fun kind…

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Sep 3, 2011 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I kick puppies into space after games like that. AND NOT THE FUN KIND!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2011 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Giants' Helm's Deep, huh? .......

Sabean: It is an army team bred for a single purpose – to destroy the world of men Giants. They will be here by nightfall.

Bochy: Let them come.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

2011 Giants Baseball: Together we're bruised, broken, and battered.

by GIANT stoner on Sep 3, 2011 1:24 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

a tiny smidgen

Okay, I’ve lurked for years and years, since Waiting for Boof and through Giants Rainman. I reveled in all the wonder and joy last year but still didn’t join in. Finally, I’m here. Just got back from Cooperstown yesterday (my son was playing at Dreams Park), where I saw—and chatted with— a lot of Giants fans. Made me think about the community, or something.

So.. Hey. August is over. We’re, um, sort of kind of not not in this thing?

by ns giant on Sep 3, 2011 1:02 AM PDT via iPhone app reply actions   1 recs

We’re certainly in a thing. It’s not yet certain whether it’s this thing.

Natto will be by with a sparkly GIF shortly.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Sep 3, 2011 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome from out of the shadows!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2011 6:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

The only ER allowed were homers.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2011 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

.169/.225/.277 vs. Kennedy this year.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 3, 2011 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

seems higher than the Giants vs. the rest of the league…

PROUD FATHER of a baby totally made during the 2010 World Series.

by Bret1110 on Sep 3, 2011 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say

At this point that doesn’t sound that bad.

by taliesin on Sep 3, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mat Latos vs. SFG in his first four starts last year:
21 IP
16 H
22 K
3 BB
1 HR
3 R

Mat Latos vs. SFG in September 2010:
10 IP
15 H
8 K
2 BB
1 HR
7 R

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 3, 2011 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sold!

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Sep 3, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I should sneak in a flash.

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by Natto on Sep 3, 2011 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or a flask.

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by Natto on Sep 3, 2011 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can do both.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2011 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

WE'RE GOING STREAKING!!!!!!

PROUD FATHER of a baby totally made during the 2010 World Series.

by Bret1110 on Sep 3, 2011 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

This confused me

I was like, “Oh god, these threads already kill my computer sometimes, and now we’re gonna have flash in them?”

by taliesin on Sep 3, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo is going to swing at a pitch that hits him in the dinger.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2011 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll hit a ball so far it hits the Rockies’ mascot in the face?

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 3, 2011 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they dont blow up until you tell them to. But you are forced to do that when they become unstable. So in summary, trying to launch something that looks like Bengie Molina into space is a bad idea.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2011 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I find this comment highly ironic considering how much time you spent advocating Benjie Molina be launched into space.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well you know, NASA is becoming concerned with all the space crap floating around out there. I’m sure they wouldn’t want Bengie out there in geosynchronous orbit.

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by Merope on Sep 3, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tell him it is food?

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Sep 3, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I wasn’t going to make a joke like this.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

With the remove of Rowand with more then a couple months left on his contract has left me , dare I say it … yes I shall! … Hopeful about this team. And a bit Froggy.

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Sep 3, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

I meant, I WAS going to make a joke like that.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

/ nods

I understood. Just admitting my fitler is not working and occasionaly something funny trips out.

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Sep 3, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand what any of this means, but I’ll rec it.

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by Natto on Sep 3, 2011 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bob Marley reference. “Slave driver, the table is turn (catch a fire) / Catch a fire, gonna get burn.”

Slave Driver

by kaliber on Sep 3, 2011 2:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t mean it makes any sense.

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by cornball on Sep 3, 2011 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Marley smoked a lot of dope

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 3, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t believe you.

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by cornball on Sep 3, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no evidence of that.

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by Natto on Sep 3, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

That could be full of cloves

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by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Filmed on a Hollywood sound stage.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

pfft that’s lenny kravitz

by shaggingflyballs on Sep 3, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It makes perfect sense.

He’s saying that the Diamondbacks need to watch out, because the Giants are playing like it’s 2010 again.

by kaliber on Sep 3, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 3, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in this line.

More comfortable with chicken

by billywitchdoctor.com on Sep 3, 2011 5:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thinking about the lineup for tomorrow against Kennedy, a righty

Bochy will replace Ross with Torres in CF. Stewart will replace Whiteside and Fontenot will replace Cabrera.

Not sure if Burrell, Ross or Belt will be in LF. I’m going to guess Pat, though, despite Cody’s HR today. There’s just something going on with Pat’s influence.

So I see the lineup being this:

Torres CF
Kepp 2B
Beltran RF
Sandoval 3B
Burrell LF
Huff 1B
Fontenot 2B
Stewart C
Lincecum P

Batting Burrell 5th so there’s an RBI chance if/when he walks.

by TortureOpp on Sep 3, 2011 1:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Having two second basemen is an interesting strategy.

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by Natto on Sep 3, 2011 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ross will start over Burrell

Bochy said it after the game

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 3, 2011 5:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would keep Cody's bat in the lineup

could be on one of his streaks, but would have him in CF with PtB in LF. Bork won’t do it, but would go with this lineup:

Cody CF
Kepp 2B
Carlos RF
Pablo 3B
Huff 1B
PtB LF
Fonte SS
Stewart C
Timmeh P

Also, what was up last night after PtB BBd then had Andres pinch running…perfect count to hit and run with the 4-3 Huffmeister and a count of 2-1? Sure enough, Huff hit the weak groundball to the right side and Andres was not running and instead of having a runner in scoring position with one out, we have Huff on 1B with one out and meekly ended the inning. Andres is one of the few who we can use to apply pressure to the defense and yet Bork i picking his ass.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 3, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

*is

clarification: BORK is picking his ass not “I”

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 3, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

if

Huff were named Torres or Belt, he would “need a day”.

As to the running, I don’t think Torres could get much of a read of Saunders’ move. He seemed to be moving back towards the bag on most of the pitches.

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's what I noticed also, but with a hit and run you don't need the same jump as a straight steal

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 3, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

fair enough

I have seen way, way too many strikemout-throwemouts this year, but I suppose Torres has a fair shot of making it when the inevitable happens.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

we are all just gun shy fans expecting the worst with Aubrey at the plate

you are probably right, if it had been a “hit and run” Huff probably clutches up and swings and misses.

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 3, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

tbh there aren’t a ton of guys that I think are a good choice for h&r on this team. And expecting that guy to be at bat when someone who can run is on base, well…

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Crawford

Let the kid start @ SS today against a RHP.

Go Giants

by Gianni on Sep 3, 2011 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s just something going on with Pat’s influence.

Considering Saunders threw like 90 pitches and Burrell saw like 15 of them. It might be a mirrage , or I could remember Giants teams from the past, but i thought I saw a Giants hitter work the pitcher. And it was glorious.

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by daveinexile on Sep 3, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell saw 22 pitches last night, all against Saunders

That’s almost 25% of the pitches Saunders threw.

by taliesin on Sep 3, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Imagine toll it would take if Belt and Burrell were playing at the same time. And wasn’t Crawford seeing a fair amount of pitches when he was playing?

by kaliber on Sep 3, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford does everything well except hit.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Sep 3, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He saw a tick above average amount of pitches per PA

League average is 3.8, Crawford saw 3.9.

Belt’s seen 4.12. Burrell sees 4.24. Torres sees 4.15.

by GiantPain on Sep 3, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair

That’s well above average for the team.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Sep 3, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was more my point.

by kaliber on Sep 3, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol starter out in the 3rd inning

by shaggingflyballs on Sep 3, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's another link to Ross' amazing diving catch

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=18753863

The more you watch it, the more you realize just how difficult that catch was. Truly incredible. I have no idea how he did that.

by TortureOpp on Sep 3, 2011 2:06 AM PDT reply actions  

I was at the game

And off the bat, I thought it was gonna be in the seats in foul territory. Then I saw how hard Cody was running for it. Then I saw the dive itself and thought there was no way he caught that ball, just because of how oddly timed the dive seemed. Then I saw that he did, indeed, catch the ball. Then I cheered. A lot.

watching the video, it’s even more impressive. It almost looks like he willed his head to stay up after he hit the ground to keep tracking the ball, while the rest of his body gets jarred by the ground, his head stays on the ball until it’s all the way in his glove. Amazing catch.

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He's like Grant, but fun size.

by TGOH on Sep 3, 2011 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

If he didn't dive, bad shit would've happened

Would’ve been fair. Would’ve been RBI’s. Would’ve been extra bases. Would’ve been bullshit.

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 3, 2011 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would've been BABIP

Ah, sabermetrics.

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by jctGamer on Sep 3, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Finally caught up on tv shows this week

Breaking Bad – holy shit. awesome.

Doctor Who – WTF?

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Sep 3, 2011 3:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit indeed.

Tomorrow night can’t come fast enough.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Sep 3, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, how about that NA meeting scene. Aaron Paul is a national treasure.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Sep 3, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was a crazy good scene.

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year. .529 OPS this year. Ouch.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that.

by free f.p. #14 on Sep 3, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

Cody has only been worth 0.2WAR this season, not good.

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Sep 3, 2011 4:27 AM PDT reply actions  

nope

but if he manages to ride the Small Sample Size train for a month, that would be pretty damned fantastic.

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

The funny thing is before the ASB he was having his best season ever. Wheels came off big time.

Also, 4:27 AM? Holy crap.

by taliesin on Sep 3, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

He has taken your time zone and replaced it with his own.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

UK

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, makes sense

I was thinking even for East Coast that would be damn early on a Saturday.

by taliesin on Sep 3, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Caution

Ian Kennedy and Daniel Hudson are not Joe Saunders. They’re also righties, and I think the Giants lineup against lefties is better right now. Carlos Beltran has no wrist problems vs lefties, PTB is in the lineup, and Cody Ross kills left handers. Please start Fontenot tonight, please give us something Awful Aubrey, and Panda has to step up.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 3, 2011 5:22 AM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if Cody wakes up with whiplash this morning….

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by Merope on Sep 3, 2011 7:48 AM PDT reply actions  

He probably does feel like he was in a car accident.

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by kdl on Sep 3, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was going to be a Rodeo Clown. I think he is wired like a cat and enjoys that sensation.

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by daveinexile on Sep 3, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good point.

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by Merope on Sep 3, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I STILL BELIEVE

This game, in so many ways, is how so many of our games “should” have gone this season. If we can see a lot more of this, especially this weekend, I would consider us to be very much still in this…

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 3, 2011 7:53 AM PDT reply actions  

WHOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 3, 2011 8:12 AM PDT reply actions  

I think everyone’s still hung over from last night. The porch is vewy, vewy quiet this morning.

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by Merope on Sep 3, 2011 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was so tired yesterday that I went to bed as soon as the game ended.

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 3, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Take care of yourself. It’s easy to catch a cold the first few weeks of school. Crazy schedule, no time to eat right, or exercise, or get enough sleep, the stress….

I miss being with the kids [and the whole making money bit] I don’t miss the rest of it!

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by Merope on Sep 3, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

You are exposed to all sorts of germs. I actually haven’t been sick since my first year teaching. Going on three plus years now. Hooray for immune system strengthening!

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bought the missus

one of those gallon-sized things of hand sanitizer last year to take to work, and I think it made a difference for her. Fewer colds at least.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't even had a stuffy nose since I can remember

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Last year

I only missed one day of school with illness. But, I got horribly sick both the day after first semester finals and the day after I graduated.

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by jponry on Sep 3, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stress is involved a lot, too

That sounds like what happened to you last year.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got the H1N1 during my third year of med school. Started feeling sick the Thursday before a 3-day weekend and then didn’t get out of bed the whole weekend. Missed no work. It was so lame.

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by cornball on Sep 3, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are describing my current weekend, if you sub out a mild cold for the H1N1.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I ended up having to sub during my prep period yesterday at the last minute. The class was fine and I was happy to do it, but I was sooo tired by the end of the day.

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 3, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really think people don't teach

don’t appreciate how tiring the profession is.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

What could be tireing about keeping a group of 3 dozen monkies with out impules control from run amok?

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Sep 3, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol there’s a lot they don’t appreciate.
Whenever I had a bitchy parent I would often suggest that they spend a day in the room with us. Usually after that they didn’t complain so much, and were our #1 advocates for anything we needed from admin.

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by Merope on Sep 3, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT U ONLY WORK 9 MONTHS A YEAR

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by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

That one always, always, ALWAYS, pisses me off

We may only work for 10 months (I only get 2 months during the summer).

But we also only get paid for 10 months.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

and during the summer there are all the workshops, trainings, and inservices to attend…usually on your own time tyvm.

Of course there’s also the …“I get paid for a 30 hour week and work 60, more if it’s report card/conference time.”

And the fact that for 5.45 hours a day you have to be PERFECT. Must not lose temper, swear, pee, fart, belch, raise voice, look annoyed, or misspeak.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Sep 3, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s like the opposite of my job. Long hours, but low stress hours (except during the few games that are hard to score).

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Whenever a parent spent a period in my room, he or she would always tell me that they didn’t envy my job or that I must be a saint or that there is a special place in heaven for me.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

My theoprey is Teachers are like cats and rodeo clowns. Their wired a bit differntly then the rest.

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Sep 3, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

theoprey

That typo gave me a mental image of Theo Epstein stalking ballplayers across a deserted Fenway Park.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

HE CANT HAVE OUR PAT THE BAT. CAN’T!!

/ start smacking things like yoda did R2D2.

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Sep 3, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I recently went back to my HS. I felt so sorry for a few of my favorite teachers. Kids are more of a pain in the ass than I was and the classes just keep getting bigger.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Sep 3, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm teaching in the same district I went to school in

And I know for a fact that it is worse now than when I went to school.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are there any where it’s better?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Sep 3, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the technology…kriminey! When I was in college people were just starting to use pagers. I can’t imagine teaching high school kids and competing with the hormones, the phones and everything else.

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by Merope on Sep 3, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

So your saying schools should be built with a faraday cage then flick the switch to create enough EM intreferance to to dissable the toys?

/ durring prep period can see Merope randomly thrwoing teh switch off & back on.

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Sep 3, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never got a prep period, and my kids were too young for all that hoo-ha. For the most part 3-6 years olds like going to school.

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by Merope on Sep 3, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really wish I could get a cell phone signal scrambler

That would be awesome

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

A guy I work with has one… ordered it from some place in Hong Kong for like 60 bucks. He says it paid for itself in entertainment value within the first week.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a signal blocker. You have to buy them offshore since they’re illegal in the US.

I use it in class daily because the cellphone stuff is so relentless. They’re all sitting there with stuff vibrating between their legs that they’re stroking – and it’s their PHONES, for ^&*’s’s sake.

Anyway, class has gotten easier to manage since I’ve started using it.

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Sep 3, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I had the means I would absolutely do that in a heartbeat.

And I’m dealing with junior high kids, who still have something resembling the fear of God in them.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 3, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

This baby = The Diamondbacks

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 3, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Animals Being Dicks is an amazing site.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

…. shorlty there after little Jimmy started carrying thick switch into sheep pen with him.

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Sep 3, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

good thing

that ram took it easy on him.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t wake the baby.

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by Natto on Sep 3, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

im living in rome at the moment, and it is verrrrrry odd

to wake up in the morning and the giants have only finished playing an hour prior…love to wake up to a win though

by ir1shgiant on Sep 3, 2011 8:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Please tell me ...

Do the Romans do what you do?

/ hope to that find The Most Intresting Man in the World is a McCoven.

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Sep 3, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes. yes i am.

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I finally changed my profile pic to Beltran

and look what happens. I should have done that a long time ago.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2011 8:51 AM PDT reply actions  

There’s a big head in the way.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Sep 3, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

The game last night was the most fun I’ve had watching a Giant’s game since beating the Tigers 15-3 back in early July.

Last night was downright cathartic for all Giant’s fans

by bernardking on Sep 3, 2011 9:07 AM PDT reply actions  

With apologies to Susanna Clarke

Beltran assured the team that the time was propitious, and Beltran knew the world. Beltran knew the rules of the makeshift games the children on overgrown Park & Rec diamonds were playing – games that all other grown-ups have long since forgotten. Beltran knew what KNBR callers stuck in traffic on 101 are thinking of, though no one has asked them in years. Beltran knew what young men see in the curl of the pitch and hear in the crack of the bat that makes them forsake their scholarships and go to the minors – and he knew the half-a-cup-of-coffee and barrelful of misery that await them. Beltran could look at an ace reliever on the mound and tell you what movement he had on his slider. And much that Beltran knew made him smile; and some of what Beltran knew made him laugh out loud; and none of what he knew wrung from him so much as a nickel’s worth of pity.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 3, 2011 9:17 AM PDT reply actions  

this deserves some kind of comment; what, i do not know.

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Jody McDonald ESPN NY radio

Brewers have no chance in the post season because their starters have no post season experience!

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 3, 2011 9:19 AM PDT reply actions  

I bet you somewhere there is Mama cringeing and “messageing her brow”. She must be so “proud”.

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Sep 3, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why the Phillies won it all last season!!!

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by Merope on Sep 3, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I told that to my 11 year old and he said, “what about the Giants last year?” That’s why I only listen to sports radio about 5 minutes a day.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 3, 2011 9:46 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

LOL Mets

Going to play Jason Bay in CF next season!

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 3, 2011 9:20 AM PDT reply actions  

that would be intresting, in a train wreck sort of way.

The Giants are 2010 World Series Champs. … And in other news the forecast calls for a rain of toads, heavy at times, with moderate to strong swarms of locust and a high likelihood of a world quake. Details at 11.

by daveinexile on Sep 3, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

----

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLWUT

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's terrible in left

So obviously he’ll be much better in center. He’s got two guys to help him!

by taliesin on Sep 3, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

Don’t they have Angel Pagan?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Sep 3, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

im thinking of unfollowing buster olney on twitter

but his tweets do make me laugh in a “how can you be so naive” sort of way

by ir1shgiant on Sep 3, 2011 9:21 AM PDT reply actions  

This was probably covered in the GDT but

I’m sure glad we aren’t nursing a loss because Flannery got Huff thrown out at the plate. When he sent him for that first run, he was just damn lucky the relay guy couldn’t catch the ball. Huff would have been out by a mile.

"Your curses do not compare to those of Houston fans or Detroit fans, and especially not to those of fans from the northside of Chicago. You are not Hamlet. You are Valerie Bertinelli. Your victim act is schlocky, and totally unconvincing. You fancy yourself tormented. You are merely insecure."
-- Scott Burton to Red Sox fans, 6/12/02
http://espn.go.com/magazine/burton_20020612.html

by achiappanza on Sep 3, 2011 9:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I meant Ross

"Your curses do not compare to those of Houston fans or Detroit fans, and especially not to those of fans from the northside of Chicago. You are not Hamlet. You are Valerie Bertinelli. Your victim act is schlocky, and totally unconvincing. You fancy yourself tormented. You are merely insecure."
-- Scott Burton to Red Sox fans, 6/12/02
http://espn.go.com/magazine/burton_20020612.html

by achiappanza on Sep 3, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

It was a Ross. If the Snakes had executed he’d have been out, but on the other hand there were two outs. The way the Giants hit (or don’t), it’s probably worth taking those kind of chances. Probably wouldn’t get another hit anyway.

by taliesin on Sep 3, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gibson said the same thing in the post game interview and was pissed

Flannery was right to take that chance. It required two good throws and a clean relay. The Bags didn’t execute and the Giants took advantage of this miscue. On the flipside, Matt Williams DOESN’T send Upton and instead of an early 2 run lead, Cain holds them to 1 run. “Secret agent Matt Williams”?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 3, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Mets II

Planning on reducing payroll to 100 million yet will make huge offer to Jose Reyes
Santana 22 million
Reyes 18 million
Bay 17 million
Wright 16 million
Rest of team 27 million!

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 3, 2011 9:24 AM PDT reply actions  

IF santana has any sort of comeback season

they’d have to trade him, right?

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by jctGamer on Sep 3, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

if they trade him, they’ll have to eat the contract. might as well hold on to him unless they can get a decent prospect…but who would give up a decent prospect for that guy. he’s nearly completely broken.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mets II will include Reyes

but they will dump the rest. They would have liked to have pulled off similar deals for the other “non Reyes” parts as they did in the Wheeler/Beltran deal. It will take some time to re-construct. But Sandy, DePodesta, Ricciardi, they want to put their signature on this team as quickly as they can. With a $100mm combined with Alderson’s experience, I wouldn’t bet against them. It will just require some patience, working off the bad contracts, combining good with luck in the draft, getting guys like Wheeler in trades and control their younger players, with a $100mm budget, they will be back in the mix with the Braves and Phillies within the next three years. By the way, Reyes is the only guy on your list who makes sens for them to pursue. With Citi Field, the Mets have the same problem the Giants have attracting a big bat in the middle of the order in free agency. Citi and AT&T are big ballparks and can turn homers into warning track F8s. With Reyes’ speed, the Mets would be foolish to let him get away. The rest of your list of Mets veterans are all overpaid and not worth retaining in my opinion.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 3, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Facebook friend just talked about her niece

named Abcde.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2011 9:30 AM PDT reply actions  

middle name

Fghijk

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 9:40 AM PDT reply actions  

last name

Reply-Fail

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Terrific opening question by Comcast’s Ray Ratto in the Bruce Bochy post-game press conference: "Could you identify the team in the orange shirts for us, please?"

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2011 9:45 AM PDT reply actions  

OH SICK BURN RATTO

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by Murray, Present on Sep 3, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

F U Ray

Dumbass. You had 2 hours and 38 minutes to develop a question list and that was the best you could do? On the flipside, I have to give credit to one of the Phoenix writers who asked Gibson in the post game interview, after Kepp lined to Roberts at 3rd base leaving runners at 2nd and 3rd with one out and 1st base open and Beltran up “Kirk, any regrets for not walking Beltran and pitching to Sandoval?” of course, Beltran singles and drives in a run right before Panda hits into the DP, Gibson bristled and responded with “look, I don’t need to explain to your our strategy right there, we’ve won 9 in a row, I think that is pretty damn good”. The writer turned around and went into the fetal position.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 3, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

*you our

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 3, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

how dare he try and be funny!

I liked it. Asking questions like that shows grit.

by shaggingflyballs on Sep 3, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate when Steward is in for Baggs

Lots of drivel in his post game blog

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 3, 2011 9:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, it makes me realize how much more in-tune Baggs is with the team. He usually gets pretty good quotes. Steward uses it more as a train-of-thought blog.

I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.

by Tay on Sep 3, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey

Cody Ross? Pat Burrell? I remember those guys! And I remember the right fielder from a game I saw at Citi Field.

That game was fun, and it was nice to walk down the ramp hearing “Let’s Go Giants!” again.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2011 10:02 AM PDT reply actions  

....

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Sep 3, 2011 10:07 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Whoa, nice.

1.08? that picture is oooooolllldd

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Sep 3, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

nice

are u going to play d3?

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Sep 3, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Federer is stroking the ball well today.

I like how much he’s coming in.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Sep 3, 2011 10:55 AM PDT reply actions  

There are so many innuendoes here that I am just gonna leave it alone

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Sep 3, 2011 10:57 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Sport talk is alway innuendo-y, especially if you don’t know the sport. in football they talk about penetration a lot.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Sep 3, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same in hoops

Don’t know if you’re a Kings fan, but last season they had Luther Head and Pooh Jeter in the rotation. Add a pinch of “penetration” (since they are both guards) and you end up with a lot of Beavis and Butthead in the game threads.

by otis29 on Sep 3, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

At this point, the only sports I watch are baseball, tennis, hockey and roller derby.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Sep 3, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

roller derby?

I remember you saying something the other day about going, but I assumed you were skating. Is that in Sac? I remember the commercials for RD at the Memorial Auditorium many, many moons ago.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Santa Cruz

We have a very well supported derby team, always sells out the largest venue in town. Tonight is the A team’s last home bout of the season, so I’m not missing it. We are season ticket holders.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Sep 3, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So did you
♪ ♫ ♪ fall in love with a Roller Derby Queen? Round and round, oh round and round ♫ ♪ ♫

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by Merope on Sep 3, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a Kings fan

and have read (and started) many a “…and Pooh was flying all over the place!” post…

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Sep 3, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAKE IT TO THE HOLE BIG MAN

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Sep 3, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Penetration and tight ends are a great combination in a sport where all the guys wear spandex pants and try to get “downs.”

I wonder if George Carlin ever took up THIS aspect of sports language.

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Sep 3, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm watching a show on the cable channel Planet Green called "Prehistoric."

Each episode is devoted to the fossil record of a different city. Trilobites and meteor impacts under Chicago, sabertooth tigers beneath Dallas, that sort of thing.

Guess who made an appearance in the Denver episode!

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 3, 2011 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

saturday game should be a day game

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 11:34 AM PDT reply actions  

It really isses me off. Im always missing baseball for roller derby.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Sep 3, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like I’m watching the Rangers and Red Sox.

Or going for a walk.
I could go for a walk.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 3, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’ll go to Ameoba.

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by Natto on Sep 3, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i went to amoeba last weekend

it was cool

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by jponry on Sep 3, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're probably gonna head to Black Bear Diner for lunch soon

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Sep 3, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last home game of the Clippers season today! Hello nights and weekends!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does your work entail in the offseason?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Sep 3, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, January-March is decently busy because we ramp up for the season.

October-December is really quiet. We usually get 4 day work weeks. Usually I work on some sort of long-term project, like last year I edited together all of the music clips that they play during the games. I’ll also probably restructure the website in some fashion. And there are usually events at the ballpark in the fall to hype.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amoeba records & tapes? is it a museum now?

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i actually bought two records there

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 3, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

what didja get?

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Star – Radio City
The Velvet Underground – The Velvet Underground & Nico

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 3, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have a record player? usb or regular?

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

it has usb but i don't use it

i have it hooked up to some speakers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 3, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

why vinyl (as opposed to cd)?

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

it sounds better and it’s more fun

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by jponry on Sep 3, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are old school for a young person!

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's the new hip thing these days

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by jponry on Sep 3, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the cool kids are doing it

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Sep 3, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got about a thousand records that I never listen to

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

There may be money in that thar vinyl.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

the really sad part, though, is that most of them are from my dad, so 60’s blues, etc, and then I had a flood here before I could unpack them and the boxes got wet. I cringe at the thought of the day when I’ll open them up.

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re probably science experiments now.

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by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

at the very least, I hope that the vinyl is ok.

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you buy them new? At the Amoeba in Berkeley, I’ve never seen cheap versions of either of them.

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by groug on Sep 3, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, they were both new

Radio City was $12 and TVU&N (the mono version) was ~10!

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by jponry on Sep 3, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

flagged

big one in Berkeley and huge one in the Haight.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

the one in Berkeley bought all my cd’s for $660 in 2003

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

and, Cal game at 4pm?

that’s recockulous

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

EBT?

Eastcoast Bias Time

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Cal Vs Fresno State man…

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by jctGamer on Sep 3, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, yeah, the dog food team

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t stop watching him move his pinky.

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by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is just the way he controls the universe.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dropped Beltran off my pokemonz a couple hours before the game last night. Clearly this is why the Giants won. You’re all welcome.

Shake n bake!!!

by TehGreekStallion on Sep 3, 2011 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn.

That’s a shallow league. Ten teams, shallow bench?

11 01 10
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 3, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody else watch te Utah State/Auburn game?

Utah State did everything right on offense to win that game EXCEPT run the clock more effectively. I couldn’t understand with their offensive domination why they kept snapping the ball with 12-15 seconds left on the play clock. That game extended an extra 10-15 plays because of their lack of clock management which eventually bit them in the ass. Good game by true freshman QB Keenon. Completely diced up Auburn’s D.

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 3, 2011 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I spotted that game in the listings but figured Utah St would get blown out. What was the score?

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

42-38 Auburn

Utah State’s offense dominated Auburn’s defense. USU had a 38-28 lead with 3:38 left, gave up a quick TD then with 2 minutes left converted an on-side kick and scored another TD with 30 seconds left. Didn’t give USU’s offense a chance to respond. USU had 30 first downs to Auburn’s 17, USU ran 84 plays to Auburn’s 53, true freshman QB was 25-34 for 260 yards and ran for 2 TDs. Auburn who held their opponent to under 100 yards average rushing per game yielded 181 today. Great game planning but couldn’t figure out why they weren’t shortening the game by running more clock when they had the chance. Tough lesson learned. Keep an eye on the Aggies, their had coach was the defensive coordinator at Utah previously and looks like he has some nice talent at least on offense.

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 3, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dad went to Utah State, so we were going to watch this game even before we saw the score. Shame they couldn’t hold on, but the future looks bright for the Aggies.

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by El Person on Sep 3, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So... i'm done with Walgreens, and as soon as i got out i got a call about an internship

in Chicago, an Energy Consultant Associate

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2011 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Cool, PiKA! Good luck!

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by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I emailed them telling them i couldn't talk to them yesterday

they emailed me back saying that they reviewed my interview a few times and have been talking about how they want to bring me in for an interview for sure

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a nice little trip to Chicago at the very least.

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by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha, yea, thank you! just hope that's a paid trip and not out of pocket

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

best of luck—paid or unpaid?

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT is what i'm concerned about

and i want them to clear it up during an interview

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's a 20 hour a week internship... plus they'll pay for me to get a LEED certification

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

congrats dude

sounds like something more in line with your training/interests. By which I mean it has something to do with your training and interests.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, exactly, something a little more along the lines of what i want to do, Green building

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

natural resources

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup... exactly what i want to do.

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good luck, PiKA!

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Sep 3, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neat, good luck!

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by Merope on Sep 3, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks guys! we'll see what happens. Have to see if it's paid or not

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if it doesn’t it is still opens more doors than standing behind a cash register.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 3, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a better fit than Walgreens for you… good luck!

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks... yea, retail just... i dont even know

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

you will not look back

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell no, youre right, just gonna continue forward and get something else

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHICAG-YES!

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by cornball on Sep 3, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lineup

Tonight’s #SFGiants lineup: Ross cf, Keppinger 2b, Beltran rf, Sandoval 3b, Burrell lf, Huff 1b, Cabrera ss, Stewart c, Lincecum p

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2011 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BELT!

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by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

guess they wanted Burrell in... Torris in CF and Ross in LF would've been better

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, TORRES

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

say it ain't so, GP!

Maybe he “needs a day”. As usual.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He totally did lie.

He was all like “Torres is going to lead off….Burrell’s going to be managing right next to me.”

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 3, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BELT

At least Burrell is playing.

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by El Person on Sep 3, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, DFAing Tejada is meaningless if you have him play every day anyway.

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by El Person on Sep 3, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

because Cabrera and Tejada are the same player?

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

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by El Person on Sep 3, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BELT

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by jponry on Sep 3, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess he had his chance

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by jponry on Sep 3, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

a pinch hit here, a pinch hit there

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, he swings over the top of every curveball

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOO One pinch-hit in three days

perfect way to keep sharp

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by Falconer88 on Sep 3, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff swings on top of every ball.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Sep 3, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Cabrera, already

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like LOL FONTENOT

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by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cabrera starts the rest of the season... lol

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s like Guillen all over again

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly think I’d rather have Pablo at short.

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by El Person on Sep 3, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

.217/.235/.250

in almost 100 PA with the Giants.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Crawford could put up those numbers now

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

crawford would at least have more OBP than that

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by jponry on Sep 3, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea... and probably much more solid defense

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

and some energy, some life on the field…

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed, youth, energy, and something different

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

undead SS

Orlando Cabrera wants your braiiiiiiiiiiins…

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by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

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by jponry on Sep 3, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's what I thought

when they flashed the number on the scoreboard last night. And each time they went down as the night progressed.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford's at .190/.275/.261 this year.

The Giants traded for a player who’s worse at everything than a player who’s not good enough to be in the majors.

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by groug on Sep 3, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

even after throwing out a shit souffle there’s still a turdburger and a crap sandwich left!

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by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

shoulda fucking DFAd Cabrera too

he’d be useful in a platoon, but if you don’t take Bochy’s toys away from him he’ll never figure it out

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 3, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

He’s awful against both right-handers and left-handers. I don’t see how he’d be useful.

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by El Person on Sep 3, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

.254/.302/.381. Bleh.

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by El Person on Sep 3, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Bochy hate Fontenot?

Or does he just love looking at Cabrera try and play shortstop?

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 3, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just has no idea what skills win ball games.

It’s that simple.

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by owlcroft on Sep 3, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL Belt
LOL Torres
LOL Fontenot

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 3, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck this shit

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 3, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW, LOL NOTRE DAME

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2011 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

This has been the case for many years now.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Sep 3, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe they still broadcast every single game on a major tv network. I thought the Niners have been unwatchable for the last 10 years, but Christ!

by iHateBochy on Sep 3, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

he signalled

a touchdown.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally get to watch something other than baseball on a saturday

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only getting bailed out by the weather right now. Should roll through pretty quickly, though.

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by cornball on Sep 3, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can more easily understand Cody in the lineup today

with his streakiness than I can understand O-Cab instead of Fonte. I just sense some fucked up lack of defense from O-cab today with Timmeh on the mound. Fonte would give us some offense also, but I’m just envisioning some fucked up play that we will all be talking about that Fonte or Stamos easily make.

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 3, 2011 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember that day when we DFA'd a couple of players?

man that brought some good luck. Who could be our next 2 sacrificial DFAs?

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 3, 2011 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

still a long list

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 3, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

bingo

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by Unitard on Sep 3, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Pirates have all but clinched finishing below .500 :(

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 3, 2011 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

The dream is over.

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by Natto on Sep 3, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just realized that Carl Crawford is having a horrible year.

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by Unitard on Sep 3, 2011 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

BREAKING

All that money putting pressure on him to perform, I guess. Boston can be a tough baseball town I would assume.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 3, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say what you will about Werth

He’s been a lot better than Crawford so far.

by GiantPain on Sep 3, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not hard to do

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by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

But Werth has hit above average (admittedly, not by much) with his usual plus defense.

by GiantPain on Sep 3, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait are we talking about the same Werth who’s hitting .233/.333/.394???

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by Unitard on Sep 3, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can't grade everything on an SFG curve

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by slackersphere17 on Sep 3, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hitting is down all around baseball.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 3, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say both are having disastrous years…

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by Unitard on Sep 3, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure he was paid for as a 5 WAR player.

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by Unitard on Sep 3, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well sure

He’s not playing up to his salary. But it’s not like he’s been terrible. He hasn’t even been below average.

by GiantPain on Sep 3, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s having essentially a 2009 Rowand year while getting paid more. Sure he has better plate discipline, but damn, 7 years, really??? I can’t assume he’s going to keep having years like this but if he does, would the term “disastrous” be justified then?

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by Unitard on Sep 3, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats interesting, because thats how I viewed him before the Nationals signed him. Rowand clearly benefited from the Phillies lineup and ballpark. He had his best season there. Commentators were also speculating on the effects Philly had on Werths production. Like Rowand, he strikes out a lot. Like Rowand, he isn’t a natural talent, but is gritty and plays hard.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 3, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Werth is a natural talent, as is anyone who plays professional baseball.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 3, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I mean is that he doesnt seem as naturally gifted at playing baseball as other expensive star players. Like Posey or Gonzalez or whatever.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 3, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 3, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s an unnatural talent.

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by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK I said he’s having a 2009 Rowand-like year. I can’t bring myself to think that he will be Aaron Rowand. Werth simply has a greater approach despite the high K%. His high BB% is a skill that Rowand never had.

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by Unitard on Sep 3, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s not a dumb fuck.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 3, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I viewed both Carl Crawford and Jayson Werth as risky signings because both depend heavily on thier athletic gifts for value. Adrian Gonzales on the other hand is pure hitter, who isn’t known for anything else. I would have traded for him in a heartbeat if I were the GM. I’m not just saying that now, I would done it and not re-signed Huff. The one main problem is that I assume the Padres would have wanted Belt, right?

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 3, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Continuing on with that thinking, I would also sign Carlos Beltran this offseason. The only concern I have is that he will have some kind of sudden career destroying injury. I just have this vision of him being signed to a 2 or 3 year contract, performing well next year, but then going down with a major injury two thirds the way through the season.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 3, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only concern I have is that he will have some kind of sudden career destroying injury.

That’s a concern with anyone who plays sports.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 3, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, thats what I was thinking. But he does have that problem with his knee. His hand got hurt two weeks after joining the Giants. I think its more a concern about his age, and how it increases the possibility of injuries.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 3, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

His age is definitely a concern for both injury and overall decline.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 3, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a terrible sentence.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 3, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen worse, but yes, misplaced modifier.

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by gallo del cielo on Sep 3, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if the Giants do sign him, he better play left field like Barry. He should also be told not to dive for balls and shit, unless its really important.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 3, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that it says much either way, but Pure Hitter Gonzales just pulled an unassisted double play against Texas. It was fun.

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by waelwulf on Sep 3, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why didn't Sabean DFA Cabrera?

Remember that Cabrera in a postgame Q&A said that he lobbied Bochy to put him back in the lineup? Remember, I think it was Baggs who wrote it, that he was essentially taken out by Bochy as an a every day player?

How is this different from Rownads and Tejada?

The only explanation I can think of as to why they werent given the same treatment was because they are viewed as insurance in case others in front of them get hurt. The problem is that Bochy seems to be having Cabrera as his starter. Thats just disturbing on several levels.

Get ’er done Sabez.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 3, 2011 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I ment to put Whiteside as well.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 3, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think they have a problem with Cabrera asking to play, as long as he doesn’t act like an ass when he doesn’t. It’s pretty apparent that they felt that Rowand and Tejeda’s behavior was detrimental to the team while Cabrera’s isn’t.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 3, 2011 2:39 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, Cabrera is just detrimental to the team when he plays shortstop, or anywhere for that matter.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 3, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean won’t DFA him because he just just traded for him barely over a month ago. With Tejada and Rowand, everyone was tired of their act and even casual fans knew that they weren’t good. People still think Cabrera is OK, and he is supposed to be Tejada’s replacement.

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by Tay on Sep 3, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gran Salami, Derrick Lee

Pit 7, Chi 5

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

This

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Sep 3, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sith

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 3, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 3, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm waiting for LOLCAB to boot another DP and see if the pitcher just loses his shit

that one on monday against the cubs was brutal

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by Falconer88 on Sep 3, 2011 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Regarding the lineup, I kind of get it, but still with one exception.

It’s the same lineup as last night except for Stewart (and of course Timmy). This I get- last night’s lineup was a good one. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

However, Kennedy IS a righty, and while I can see leaving in Ross over Torres, what I can’t understand is leaving in Cabrera over Fontenot. Fontenot is better than Cabrera both offensively and defensively. Why wouldn’t a manager jump at the chance to put in the better player, since a righty is pitching? Cabrera seems like he should be the exception, not Fontenot.

Other than that, I’m pretty much on board with this lineup, RHP be damned.

by TortureOpp on Sep 3, 2011 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Sep 3, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

just watched the Moneyball trailer

Looks good, I’m gonna watch it.

I wonder which team gets the next movie, I’m going with the 04 Red Sox.

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Sep 3, 2011 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Brandon McCarthy just became my hero.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Sep 3, 2011 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope Timmy matches his performance tonight.

by TBRMKane on Sep 3, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I picked him up last night for fantasy playoffs simply to get some more Ks. And then he gives me everything.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Sep 3, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yes, I agree a shutout would be nice tonight.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Sep 3, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO BULLDOGS

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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2011 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CAL

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLCAL X2

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see why Tedford likes this Maynard kid

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

looking kinda efficient

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Sep 3, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

still, LOL Cal. 6-7.

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

my bears

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re watching Stanford for some reason.

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by Merope on Sep 3, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Bulldogs!!!

/looks around for Cal fans to fight . : > . . spots ggf . . . sharpens talons v v v

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by gallo del cielo on Sep 3, 2011 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Fresno St Dog Food team!

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I want to trade for Luis Valbuena.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2011 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

@stewardsfolly
Carl Steward
#SFGiants Barry Bonds in the clubhouse, talking to large group of Giants hitters.

by JTsnowmyhero on Sep 3, 2011 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

‘OK guys, you gotta be super aggressive in the zone.’

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 3, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LoL I bet...
Carl Steward
 Belt looks awestruck in Bonds’ presence.

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by Merope on Sep 3, 2011 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

don't get cropped

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

the link

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by son of ggf on Sep 3, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

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