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Post-game thread: The End

This, then, was the season of perspective. We thought we had perspective last year; after all, the Giants hadn't won a championship in San Francisco, which means that every season prior to 2010 ended in some manner of heartbreak. That sort of thing builds character, it does. Whining and cynicism are parts of character, right? Sure they are.

But that sort of perspective was applied retroactively. The Giants won the World Series, and then the past seasons made some sort of sense in whatever context you wanted them to. This season was different. It's annoying when people call last season "a fluke" or "lucky," but it certainly was a season in which almost everything went right. It's not like everything went wrong in 2011 -- Vogelsong sticks out, for one -- but a whole heckuva lot more went wrong with the plans for 2011 than went right.

I've brought this up a few times, and if I do this for the next decade, I'll probably bring it up 20 more times: last year, the injuries the Giants had helped the team. I've never seen anything like it, nor will we again. When Mark DeRosa went down, that made it realistic that the Giants would acquire Pat Burrell. When Aaron Rowand was hurt, Andres Torres never let go of his spot. Edgar Renteria decomposed a bit, and Juan Uribe took over, hitting much better than he had a right to. That left Renteria fresh for the last month, when he was sort of important. And, of course, when Jose Guillen went down to his neck injury/performance-maintaining placebo problems, Cody Ross became the starter.

This season? Nah. The only position player who stayed healthy -- literally, the only one from Opening Day who didn't miss at least a month -- was the one player who was blocking a prospect who might have helped with regular playing time. It's not like when Pablo or Sanchez were hurt that there was some hotshot who could take over. There was one hotshot. He played first base. But, look at that, the first baseman was the one guy who stayed healthy (and awful). It's not like it was appropriate to root for an injury to Huff -- come on -- but it just shows how hard it is to repeat the injuries of convenience from last season. Just about every injury this year hurt the team substantially.

And throughout the playoff run, I developed a new respect for Bruce Bochy. Give him a good lineup -- an obvious, unassailable lineup that any person with sense would pencil in -- and I like him a lot as a manager. Remove the busted veterans, and install only good, obvious options, and Bochy has a low-key approach that's sort of welcome in the playoffs.

That was important this year because the Giants lived and died with the veterans. That choice isn't as automatic as us internet dorks like to believe -- a lot of us tend to overrate the unknown, and underrate the familiar -- but it certainly wasn't the right choice. That doesn't mean the Giants would have won the Wild Card or division with Brandons Belt and Crawford in the lineup all season, but we know they didn't win with the vets. The real answer could have been none of the above. Probably would have been. But the one qualification for Bochy not to drive me nuts isn't one that's easy to achieve. There will always be a broken veteran. Those things are like mushrooms.

Maybe it's easier to say that Bochy is only as good as the players Brian Sabean acquires. Makes sense. And, again, Sabean is maddening at times. I can't tear into him for the offseason moves and be honest at the same time -- I made arguments for Huff and Tejada after they were signed -- but I can't fathom what sort of mind thought that Orlando Cabrera would be an upgrade. It was the same mindset that thought Guillen was an upgrade, and I just can't put myself in that place. I can't do the mental ballet that it takes to think, "Well, if they do this ...", in which "this" is defined as anything that isn't what normal people would have expected from Jose Guillen and Orlando Cabrera.

That's what leads to an offseason like this, where I want Sabean to a) retain several of the players that he collected in the first place, but I'm b) scared silly of the players he seems to acquire in about 20% of his transactions.

So it's bittersweet. Obviously. That's the only word for today. It was a day to reflect on what went right last year through the prism of what went wrong this year. Could Sabean/Bochy put together a playoff team next year? Absolutely. But it takes a little bit of pixie dust -- Bonds dandruff? -- to make it magic inside this thing we're in. Maybe there will be Bonds dandruff next year. All I know is that this season made me appreciate that it was there last year. That sort of perspective has a little bit of value, even if making a run at back-to-back championships would have been a heck of a lot cooler.

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Latissmus

just sayin

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Sep 28, 2011 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

MERRY LATISSMUS!

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Sep 28, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

My playoff team is Detroit.

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Sep 28, 2011 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Sharks!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 28, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am probably going to root for the Tigers

But it makes me sad to think about people who are also Red Wings fans being happy

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 28, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that is why I’m pulling for the Brew Crew

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 28, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm. You make a compelling point

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 28, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would root for the brew crew but

I wouldn’t be able to watch Nyjer Morgan dance around celebrating without throwing up.

Matt Cain, Tim Lincecum, and Madison Bumgarner,
L2WIN.
FFFFFFFfff...

by _Jag_ on Sep 28, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the other hand, he is a Sharks fan….

No, still a dick

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 28, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

his butt and his couch?

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Sep 28, 2011 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Sadness

I really hope Pat doesn’t retire

Rally Jerry!
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by greekfro on Sep 28, 2011 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

NO U

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best birthday gift ever.

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Sep 28, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that isn’t my birthday.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 28, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

March 3, 2012

hurry hurry hurry

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

My only friend

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 28, 2011 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kruk

“Speaking of What’s On Tap, I think I’m gonna head to the closest tap I can find.”

/walks two feet from mike

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Sep 28, 2011 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

tl;dr

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

@mccoveychron
McCovey Chronicles
And if you’re not done with baseball yet, I’m doing constant updates on the NL Wild Card chase here: http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/9/28/2456407/braves-losing-streak-nl-wild-card-vs-phillies

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by troymccluresf on Sep 28, 2011 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yea, I'll catch that later.

Thanks, McCoven. It has been fun. Painfully fun.

by Bar None on Sep 28, 2011 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Next year and maybe the year after that will be the most painful.

by Hyoton on Sep 28, 2011 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

/insert Growing Pains pic

Off to Disneyland, in search of that long lost Giants magic that was once inside...

by SoCalGgal on Sep 28, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s potential for a whole lot of hurt in 2014.

by Bar None on Sep 28, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’ll just be the Zito buyout. Well and rewarding the newly minted FA pitchers with mountains of cash…

by Hyoton on Sep 28, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/crosses all fingers

by Bar None on Sep 28, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I predict

Four more years of missing the postseason.

I wonder who will be left from this year’s team on the 2016 squad.

by Every6thDay on Sep 28, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm. Manny Burriss.

by Hyoton on Sep 28, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be around

for anything that happens between now and spring training. I can’t let go.

/sobs

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Sep 28, 2011 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

so

in years past I looked forward to the sign-off, where Jon would reveal the first ST broadcast, and send us all into fall and winter gently. I get a little choked up, another season gone by, looking forward to next year.

I now find it’s not quite as satisfying as the sign-off last year. I never even thought about it until late on November 1, 2010, and I’ll never forget that one. Probably every time I hear one of these year-end sign-offs.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 4:15 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Dear KNBR: Wut?

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by troymccluresf on Sep 28, 2011 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

This song is several verses too long.

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by Natto on Sep 28, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of like KNBR’s commercials.

Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster

by SituationalLefty on Sep 28, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the cutdown version.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 28, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. Thanks, Bixby.

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by troymccluresf on Sep 28, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS +109 :)

Off to Disneyland, in search of that long lost Giants magic that was once inside...

by SoCalGgal on Sep 28, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

For reals.

/hug

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Sep 28, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 28, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a pretty fucked up day for you, Grant. Really sorry.

by Bar None on Sep 28, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for everything, Grant!

When I found this blog half way through last year it immediately made watching the Giants that much more fun. It also made the whole TGWTWS thing that much sweeter.

Thanks for doing what you do!

by fishmicmuffin on Sep 28, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, thanks much Grant. I wish I found this blog earlier.

by City Girl on Sep 28, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am also in this line. Thank’s Grant!

by S. Pickford #25 on Sep 28, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The annual Grant-kissing
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/9/28/2451440/7th-annual-grant-appreciation-day

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 28, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck up.

+1

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

+2

Yay Gant!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Richard Gant?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Bulleit Points made me appreciate life again

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Sep 28, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hear hear! I rarely post but have spent gazillions of hours here, and have been entertained and informed. Thank you so much!

by Amynishiki on Sep 28, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Concur

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 28, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strong work, Grant. It can’t have been easy coming up with new material for this team each day.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Sep 28, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Todd Wellemeyer -> Madison Bumgarner

Never forget.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A: Insanely busy last 24 hours

Who’s starting tomorrow? I hope Tim can even out his record.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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by CalBear949 on Sep 28, 2011 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Dark humored, you are.

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
McC: Its's a blog so they're a bunch of hipsters anyway-my brother

by greekfro on Sep 28, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

To me, one of the biggest aches from this season.

He just deserves better.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Sep 28, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay! for…

Lincecum and Cain!
Bumgarner!
Vogelsong’s amazing story and season!
The Return of the Panda!
Romo!
Getting rid of Rowand!

Boo! for…

Posey’s injury
Injuries
Huff
Injuries
Losing Wheeler
Injuries
Burying Torres on the bench
Treatment of Belt
Bochy

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.

by thehavenot on Sep 28, 2011 4:18 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Losing Wheeler is going to be the one that keeps biting for years to come.

by Daver321 on Sep 28, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its one of those moves that, though I was against it at the time, I couldn't be mad at.

Because there were arguments for both sides.

But in hindsight, as of now, it was pretty much awful.

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.
Occasionally, I tweet.

by TGOH on Sep 28, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was the right move at a high cost.

I accepted it.

But it’s still gonna suck when he’s shutting out the Phillies in his debut at Shea next July.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Sep 28, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that’s still going to be awesome. It’s just going to suck that’s it’s not for us.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would have been great in the 5th spot.

Anyone think Surkamp is going to be any better than Zeets?

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Sep 28, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not super enthused yet. But plenty of great starters began poorly

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 28, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems like

the org valued him more than Wheeler.

So that has to carry some weight considering the track record with pitchers

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Sep 28, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember Sabes going on record saying that they still thought Wheeler would be good, but they needed a bat.

Of course, you take this with a grain of salt, because it’s Sabes, but it still could be that they just thought Beltran would put them over the top.

As Grant has said at some point, the real moral of this story is be very wary of rentals, because one player can only do so much in two months.

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.
Occasionally, I tweet.

by TGOH on Sep 28, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless, of course, we sign Carlos . . .

which I hope we do. (And if we do, it will be partly because he enjoyed playing here this last 6 weeks.

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Sep 28, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think enough fans came to the park with “We Love Carlos” signs.

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by Natto on Sep 28, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘Please, Please! We’re begging here!’

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 28, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The F. Sanchez doctrine

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 28, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran provided 1.4 rWAR for the Giants. It’s very possible that Wheeler never does that for the Mets.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if he doesn’t re-sign here, it was nice having him in the lineup. I looked forward to his at bats.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 28, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

But improbable. Quite improbable.

by wcw on Sep 28, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose Williams got there, but Foppert and Ainsworth never did.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fat Sidney and Randy Winn say hello

by shankbone on Sep 28, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

that

pretty much covers it.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d add Cabrera and Tejada, but yeah.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLRAYS

LOLBRIST

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Yankees! Beat the Red Sox by losing to Tampa!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants playing down here right after my next birthday...

#excuseforaparty

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Sep 28, 2011 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I kind of like it. Why do you hate it?

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 28, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It could be mostly that I'm not used to it.

but I find it distracting and I feel like it also undermines the umpire constantly.

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
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by TGOH on Sep 28, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it depends on your feelings on whether or not umpires can call their own zone, so to speak.

Which I’m ok with, assuming they’re consistent with it.

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
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by TGOH on Sep 28, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like the rulebook explains what the strike zone is, and it’s the umpire’s job to faithfully follow the rules. It isn’t art class.

But maybe that’s just me.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the argument can be made for both.

And I certainly wouldn’t be upset if every umpire adopted the same zone.

I’m just operating under the assumption that they won’t do that, so I try not to get too worked up with guys if their zone is consistent and not ridiculous (strikes six inches off the outside because “he hit the catcher between the knees” and the sort)

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.
Occasionally, I tweet.

by TGOH on Sep 28, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be more forgiving of quirkiness if there was any apparent accountability for umpires. Given that there’s a big gray area where quirky bleeds into ridiculous past a point, I prefer to lean on the rules as written rather than try to draw a distinction from umpire to umpire. The little differences will bleed back in naturally anyway.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Understandable.

For the record, I’m in favor of a replay official reviewing all close plays at the bags, fair foul, and home runs. If there’s gonna be quirkiness, I’d rather it be in the strike zone than on balls in play and the basepaths. Might not be super logical, but players can adjust to a weird zone; they can’t do anything if they get called out incorrectly or robbed of a hit on a blown call down the line.

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.
Occasionally, I tweet.

by TGOH on Sep 28, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

All very true. Stuff like LHB bleed and pitches called balls because they didn’t hit the target annoy me to no end, though. Pitchers’ and hitters’ jobs are hard enough as it is.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The hitting the target thing really gets me too.

I specifically remember a game last year against the Padres where Tim Stauffer was getting strike calls on his cutter that weren’t anywhere close to the plate because it tailed a little bit back to the plate and Torrealba was setting up way outside. So frustrating.

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.
Occasionally, I tweet.

by TGOH on Sep 28, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That game was a living nightmare.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It isn’t physics class either.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 28, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right;

physics is a good deal more complicated than umpiring. No such thing as Crew Chief Heisenberg.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it’s a good thing the games aren’t played on the nano scale.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 28, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loathe it also

It’s distracting

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by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m out for today. Surely see you guys around in the post/off season.

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by troymccluresf on Sep 28, 2011 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL bandwagon

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quiet, you.

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by troymccluresf on Sep 28, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Pokemonz Last Day Thread

Any playoff or 1st Place updates?

Mine:
One Flew Over the Krukow’s Nest – ROTO – 1st Place with a good lead
2 Beard or Not 2 Beard – ROTO – Same
1 other ROTO in 1st
3 H2H in the Championship, with the last day lead.

King Street Champs (AL only) – H2H with a good lead.

In McC leagues…one team out of it (bondslegend is good) one team ahead of Posey’s Posse on the last day.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

you made a good comeback! that was a close finish, era and whip were nearly identical

by Puster Bosey on Sep 29, 2011 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will now hop on the Rays bandwagon

/hope it lasts longer than one day

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by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I just can't.

Some of the postseason matchups will make for interesting watching, but damn it. Even my tears are black and orange.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Sep 28, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Milton Bradley was arrested again.

by Hyoton on Sep 28, 2011 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Did he make another bad board game?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 28, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOO JOHNNY DAMON

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Johnny Damon,

Your 2012 opening day starter in CF and leadoff spot.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Sep 28, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

this season, so different than the old season

after last game of 2010 season-I immediately booked a train ticket to the Bay Area for Nov. 2nd while crying, screaming, laughing and calling everyone I knew

after last game of 2011 season-I checked my mail, paid bills & then left to run errands

I liked post-post season better in 2010 :(

thanks for all the lulz you guys, I’ll pop back in again soon :)
xoxo

Off to Disneyland, in search of that long lost Giants magic that was once inside...

by SoCalGgal on Sep 28, 2011 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

At the end of last season

I was in Pedro’s Cantina spraying beer everywhere and hugging everyone in sight. I then partied all night on the streets of San Francisco while getting multiple champagne showers. I also danced on the roof of a Muni bus.

This season ended with me in class. Tonight I will go home, cook some dinner, maybe watch some TV then go to sleep

/sigh

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran just gave a very classy interview from the clubhouse. I hope there’s a way to bring him back next year if it doesn’t break the bank.

by SFCaliCat on Sep 28, 2011 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

He won’t play LF, I don’t think.

by wcw on Sep 28, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the bank is already “broken” in the ownerships’ minds and is why there was a change in managing partner. I honestly don’t see any big FA signings this offseason. Our only hope is that some of the youngsters do amazing things in AFL and winterball, enough to convince SabesBork to play them. Otherwise it’s another year of a couple of over-the-hill one-year FA signings. I think ownership is probably looking to reduce payroll for 2012 especially since the arb guys will be boosting it up.

I also see the Giants wanting to save money in the draft too. MUST BUILD RAINY-DAY FUND!

I’m going to go cry in a corner now.

by Daver321 on Sep 28, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And what’s really funny is… if they don’t do something before that rainy day comes when it does come… Timmy and Matt are going to remember the lack of offense and look for umbrellas elsewhere.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 28, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

And what's really funnier is

The rainy day fund will be the cause of the drop in profits that will equal more than the amount in the rainy day fund.

(sorry for the fat-finger on the enter key above)

by Daver321 on Sep 28, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is some sick logic right there. Sick, and accurate.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ditto

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Sep 28, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

In other words, the Rainy Day Funds become a self-fullfilling prophecy

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any extra room in said corner?

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Sep 28, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, now they’re talking to Pat (grabs tissue)

by SFCaliCat on Sep 28, 2011 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, what a great guy and a beautiful person. I’m so choked up right now

by SFCaliCat on Sep 28, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

ryaneclowe29 Ryane Clowe
Disappointed SF Giants baseball is over. As a fan very proud of the resilience they showed this year,rocked by injuries but still fought

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Sep 28, 2011 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I <3 you, Ryane

Now go score some goals and pound some heads in their honor!

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 28, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, it was a two-part tweet
ryaneclowe29 Ryane Clowe
to the end. Excited to see what moves will be made this off season. Fielder? Pujols? Rollins? #needaslugger

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Sep 28, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jody Shelley maybe?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 28, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ehhh, he’s suspended right now. Perhaps George Parros? His mustache fits in with the weird facial hair theme.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Sep 28, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I swear you have this place set to twitter you when a hockey post is made. I swear!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just lurk like a boss. I mean, it’s hard to post about a game when all you have access to is gameday, but you’re bored as hell because you’re in class.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Sep 28, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s how I roll (gameday in class). However, it is a lot easier to post about a baseball game when all you have access to is gameday than it is to post about a hockey game when all you have access to is gameday.

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 28, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, for sure. Baseball is a lot easier to post about in general, as well.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Sep 28, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pace of the game lends itself to liveblogging much easier than hockey does.

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 28, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hockey’s best for blogging about 10 minutes into intermission.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 28, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat Falloon

Lots of grit and veteraniness.

art - bluejedi2006.deviantart.com

by Jagersan on Sep 28, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's 60?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too young

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, so this man is essentially perfect for me.

He needs to be brought to my tent stat.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 5:33 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

As opposed to GiantPain’s Stat Tent.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where he conducts horrific experiments in the name of data.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 5:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I’ll talk to his people.

A listener-supported service

by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is he from?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Newfoundland, son of a crabman

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damnit Tampa

Get your shit together

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Price has thrown 45 pitches in 1 1/3 innings? Not a good sign for them.

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Sep 28, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol rays

bases loaded now

"I never stop being amazed by how much people who hate stats because they’re "flawed" quote so much more obviously flawed stats. " -Joe Posnanski

by RichHerreraHomer on Sep 28, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

They Rays got totally mind-fucked by the Sox today when the Red Sox announced they were considering trading for Bruce Chen and starting him in a one-game playoff. Brilliant move!

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Sep 28, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yankees said their best bullpen guys would NOT throw today cuz they might need them for Friday.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 28, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

not gonna matter now

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

full count bases loaded

OMG GRANNY

"I never stop being amazed by how much people who hate stats because they’re "flawed" quote so much more obviously flawed stats. " -Joe Posnanski

by RichHerreraHomer on Sep 28, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

More on Reyesgate

http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_/id/7031134/batting-title-line-new-york-mets-jose-reyes-pulled-hit

"The definition of insanity is startjng Orlando Cabrera over and over again and expecting different results"--Albert Einstein

by Kitspool on Sep 28, 2011 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM PRICE

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Price just gave up a grand slam to teixeira

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I love the MLB.TV mosaic.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

too bad

It’s hard to rely on the Orioles to not suck, but even harder to rely on the Yankees to screw the pooch if they play their A team.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

PUT IT ON THE BOARD
The White Sox have agreed to a four-year contract extension with TV broadcaster Ken Harrelson, who will remain in the booth through the ’15 season (White Sox).

Those poor fools

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

ick.
better them than us.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 28, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

All those Chicagoans are falling on the grenade for the rest of us.

Or, as I like to think of it, their punishment for winning the World Series in 2005 and Stanley Cup in 2010.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Sep 28, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He not gone

Sorry Chicago.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant

Thanks for another entertaining season of reading!

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Sep 28, 2011 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it just me or do players on other teams bitch more mightily when a call doesn’t go their way?

/looks at Michael Bourn

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

come on birds

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

wtfit?

/subject lined

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 28, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

New logo for 2012?

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Sep 28, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

woo Rally Trolloriole!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOO

I guess his name is Dan Uggla

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 28, 2011 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Hardy is good.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Only Tejada would take twice as much money!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they settled on Tejada early in the off season, which pissed me off.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same.

His power numbers probably would’ve dropped off a bit in the NL West (his numbers are almost completely power driven .307 OBP), but he would’ve been so much preferable to the crap we trotted out there daily.

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.
Occasionally, I tweet.

by TGOH on Sep 28, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

OPS+ accounts for park factors.

Check out Catch-28.com, a blog about Buster Posey and the San Francisco Giants.

by EricW on Sep 28, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh come on...

You know why.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Sep 28, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They could have had him from the Twins when he sucked or was hurt . . .

hard to tell that he was going to bounce back — he was that bad.

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Sep 28, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey you and i can agree on something

go back to the previous post game if you want my response to your interpretation of what I said/didn’t say.

Sabean blew it big time rushing into Miggy Tejada once Uribe got signed.

by shankbone on Sep 28, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's something I consider to be weird:

Burrell, Posey and Nate all finished with .756 OPSes. Of the three, Nate had the highest SLG.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Sep 28, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Unsurprising.

Nate had the most home runs. Which in itself is disturbing.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's the weird part

In all the talk about what went wrong this year, all roads seem to lead back to Posey’s injury. Certainly Posey’s injury was a huge blow, particularly given who the backups were, and given that Brian Sabean couldn’t get his brain wrapped around the acquisition of a decent stopgap replacement. But the truth is that Posey wasn’t hitting the way he hit in 2010. And the power was definitely off (.505 in 2010 to .389 this season). True, it was only 162 AB, and it’s not unreasonable to expect that his power numbers would’ve picked up as the season unfolded.

I’m only suggesting here that the Giants’ failure to score runs was not due solely to Posey’s absence.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Sep 28, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also had a nearly .370 OBP. That’s really fucking good regardless of what position you play.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't forget that offense was down this year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won't, I promise

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Sep 28, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

That was meant to be rueful, not snarky.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Sep 28, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey was just getting going

And his presence helps everyone around him. It hurt way beyond numbers.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 29, 2011 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s quite possible that Buster never hits as well as he did in 2010. He can still be a great player despite that.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this is what I think

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you say that?

Check out Catch-28.com, a blog about Buster Posey and the San Francisco Giants.

by EricW on Sep 28, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was really, really good in 2010. He wasn’t supposed to be a big power hitter, but there he was knocking balls out.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you have Directv, you have access to all 4 games on ESPN/ESPN 2.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

good info

thank you sir.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What kind of asshole hits 30 home runs in a season?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 28, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone who doesn’t play on the Giants?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think he is recognized

even here for how good he was this season. He’d be in the MVP conversation if he had played the whole season. His defense was outstanding and he would have been close to 30 HR and a .310 BA, and the Giants would have probably still been in it going into last nights game.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Sep 28, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

his year doesn't look as good as 2009 because of the lower OBP

but in the lower run environment he’s been even better. 154 OPS+ this year compared to 144 in 09.

You’re right, his season really has been underrated.

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.
Occasionally, I tweet.

by TGOH on Sep 28, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Led all 3B in total zon runs “Rtot” at B-R and led all 3B in UZR for most of the season, Polanco passed him since last I checked and he tied with Beltre at 12.3. He’s a GG 3B with a great bat.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Sep 28, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s between him and Zimmerman for the title of best third baseman in the league.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect time to move him to a different spot.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What crappy third baseman will the Giants sign?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

POOHOLES!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 28, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Orlando Cabrera!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's the list from Cots

Third Basemen
Wilson Betemit KC
Casey Blake LAD *
Eric Chavez NYY
Mark DeRosa SF
Greg Dobbs PHI
Edwin Encarnacion TOR *
Wes Helms FLA
Melvin Mora ARI
Aramis Ramirez CHC
Miguel Tejada SF
Omar Vizquel CWS

Way too many crappy-used-to-be-toolsy third basemen on that list.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Sep 28, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eric Chavez it is

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

So...

Panda to 1B, Belt to Fresno, Chavez at 3B.

The scarriest thing is I’d give that a 40% chance of happening.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Sep 28, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget the SS, the one currently playing for the Brewers.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here are the SS

Yuniesky Betancourt MIL *
Ronny Cedeno PIT
Adam Everett CLE
Rafael Furcal LAD
Alex Gonzalez ATL
J.J. Hardy BAL Cesar Izturis BAL
John McDonald TOR
Augie Ojeda ARI
Jose Reyes NYM
Nick Punto STL
Edgar Renteria CIN
Jose Reyes NYM
Jimmy Rollins PHI
Ramon Santiago DET
Marco Scutaro BOS *
Jack Wilson SEA

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Sep 28, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could get Renteria back!

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 28, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where the fuck is our horrible SS? Don’t tell me the Giants have him for one more season.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a 3B.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many games did Cabrera play at 3B?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I was talking about Tejada. Too many bad shortstops. Cabrera is a 2B.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jo-se, jose jose jose

jo-se, jo-se!

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL he's on that list twice.

And that isn’t my error, that’s what Cots shows. Maybe you get two, kind of like the old joke about buying “Buy two, one for the shop and one for the road”

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Sep 28, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

code fail...

should have read…never mind…

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Sep 28, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

One can play while the other takes himself out of the game.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 28, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He fills the “starter who was a member of the 2002 A’s” slot that is vacant now that Tejada has been released and Zito is likely to be a reliever

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 28, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMAR!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s fat, so he has to play first base.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY CRAP!

Just did a little Fangraphs research…

Here is the list of players’ seasons that were better than Pablo’s 2011 measuring by RC+ and UZR.

2011 Pablo Sandoval 141, 12.3
2010 Ryan Zimmerman 147, 17
2004 Scott Rolen 158, 21.2
2004 Adrian Beltre 161, 24.4
2000 Troy Glauss 147, 17
1989 Wad Boggs 141, 19
1982 Doug Decinses 146, 13
1980 Buddy Bell 141, 13

That’s it. A lot of Wad Boggs, George Brett, Paul Molitor, Scott Rolen, Alex Rodriguez seasons not making the cut. No one has done it more than once since 1980 and there was an entire decade that never saw this kind of performance by those measurements.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Sep 28, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I saw that after I posted.

I’d correct it if I had MCC Premium.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Sep 28, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars Boggs his Wad 36 times a day

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 28, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did it twice!

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

just noticed I wrote “Wad” twice.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Sep 28, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there is justice in the world, Pablo will finish in the top ten in MVP voting.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff could have done it

If he didn’t suck balls

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 28, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff don’t go that way.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm rooting for two tiebreaking games tomorrow

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

hopefully

after all four teams lose today! Proof positive we need more wild cards!

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by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit birds

it’s like they’re not a very good ballclub.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe that’s the problem. They’re used to being ignored while they play the Royals.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who says?

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Grant.

I’ve been part of MCC since 2009 and your writing just gets better and better. Please don’t get lazy in the off-season. To all the McCoven, thank you all for the LOLZ, TWSS, all the shopped goodness and the very witty sarcasm. This site is very unique and I’m glad to be a part of it. March, 3, 2012, can’t wait.

Get well Buster Posey

by Crusher on Sep 28, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice job Grant

As always. You can write.

 Bochy’s lineup today – played Burrell (upon request) and DeRosa in what may be the last game for both. Sat Crawford – I suspect cause he got over .200 yesterday. Nice touches.

Well – its gonna be a very interesting off season.

by lexluth7 on Sep 28, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s gonna be a shitty offseason.

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

rosterbatory

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 28, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sign Beltran, find a major league offensive shortstop. . .

second wish not so easy to fulfill with Jose $$$$.

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Sep 28, 2011 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

meant that to be withOUT Jose $$$$

which, of course, owners are already hinting won’t be there.

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Sep 28, 2011 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

OT

IT’S TOO FUCKING HOT OUT TODAY!

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Says the one who lives in San Francisco

Rally Jerry!
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by greekfro on Sep 28, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is pretty hot today. We ain’t built for this shit.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

and it might rain next week

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some Indian summer. I demand a recount.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's brutal here in San Mateo

88 friggin degrees

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was in the 80s. Way too hot for SF.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see

Last year when my family and I went to SF for a couple of days, it was in the 90’s. Not what we expected.

Rally Jerry!
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by greekfro on Sep 28, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where do you live?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sacramento

It’s quite hot here during the summer

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by greekfro on Sep 28, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, so I’ve noticed.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sacramento

Reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G8u1ErQTO0

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY

Rally Jerry!
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McC: Its's a blog so they're a bunch of hipsters anyway-my brother

by greekfro on Sep 28, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember

triple digits almost all summer. People around here whine when it gets above 90 or below 65. Tssssss…..

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Sep 28, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your from Alabama, correct?

If so, I understand the HAHAHA-ing. Being from Sacramento, I had the urge.

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by greekfro on Sep 28, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got it. It’s pretty warm most of the year.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you live in Alabama or Tennessee or one of those backwards states.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh.

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than Arkansas.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Map time

In 1992, Arkansas was the only state in which a candidate for president received a majority of the vote.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure Arkansas is a fine state. Both Cliff Lee and my station’s GM are from there.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only Giant from Arkansas whom I can think of right now is Travis Jackson. Pat Burrell was born there, but that doesn’t really count.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this colors flipped?

R=blue, D=red? I know Clinton carried the state, so I’m guessing he won more than four counties.

by taliesin on Sep 28, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correct colors, yes.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s only recently that red and blue became fixed in their associations to Republicans and Democrats, respectively. Prior to this, I believe, one was used for the incumbent party the other for the challenger.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Sep 28, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna let it slide. Not in the mood tonight.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be happy to play role of surrogate snugglebear if you need a hug after a craptacular day.

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t. Dr Phil says that’s emotional cheating, and it’s just as bad as the real kind.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

But we could be perfectly platonic!

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that the definition?

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 28, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS A TRAP AND I WON’T FALL FOR IT

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S A TARP

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

for use of both “snugglebear” and “craptacular” in the same sentence.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Ok.

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by josematan on Sep 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

I’m joking.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah. I kinda figured.

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by josematan on Sep 28, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eessennet or Amabala?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was cleverer than you assholes are letting on.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was very good!

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, so patronizing.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 28, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was a new poster, GiantPaine.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that like groud?

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Common Sense joke

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait a second. No. I did like the joke.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

SMOOTH BARITONE = INSINCERITY

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess…

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why don’t you show your face on the radio??

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have to answer these questions! I’m calling my attorney.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG he’s gonna kill you.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, no. The violins shall stay safely tucked in their cases.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was nicely warm for my lunchtime stroll to the free area to see the last live baseball I’ll see until next year (I have a late lunch). I actually had to shed layers!

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 28, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yesterday was gorgeous here. And I had the rare opportunity to actually go out and do stuff before I came to the office.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leaves turning yet? I have no idea when that starts down your way.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Later on. I wondered myself, and the sources I checked say the foliage peaks in mid-October. I’m already needling SB about driving up through the mountains to view the colors.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d love to plan a trip around that someday, but stupid nature doesn’t tend to give 6-week notice of peak foliage.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT2

I like lobster.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Sep 28, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

OT2.5

I like turtles.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT3

Scallops are better.

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

OT3

Sam, Dean, Castiel

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Well played.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two potential tiebreaking games tomorrow

Thankfully, MLB got rid of the coin flip.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

The coin flip still exists in 3-way ties, afaik.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if the season series ended in a tie (if AZ and SF had tied for the division).

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but it still exists. They should use Pythag or something in that situation.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it doesn’t exist for the situation that is happening now. No coin flip between Boston and Tampa nor St. Louis and Atlanta.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeehaw

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or just use run differential.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they’re basically the same thing.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, run differential is just simpler.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

True dat.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope this is the 1st and last time I have to root for both the Phillies and Yankees on the same day. Also fuck Pedroia

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by hautecouture on Sep 28, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, why are you rooting for the Yankees?

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh jk nevermind that

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by hautecouture on Sep 28, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkJqKOb0ZhY

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

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rec/flagged

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

Long day at work. Tell me, please tell me that Cabra the goat didn’t play today.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Cabrachupra!

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by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but did that useless wart get an AB today?

I need to know whether to seeth for four months or not.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

*seethe

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so, but I didn’t want to give you false info.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember him playing today.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 5:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Thank God!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would thought Bochy would start him because Bochy thinks people want to him. That or Cabrera is coming back in 2012 so he knows what he gives (or lack thereof).

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manny Boot-is

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

First off Grant,

thanks once again for the fine work here.

Second, it hurts that Wheeler and Neal are gone, but that’s water under the bridge now.

Third, with Surkamp showing he needs time in AAA to be something more than another Tim Alderson, does this mean that they’ll keep Dirty around for the #5 slot for one more year?

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by Al Rosen on Sep 28, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

HINSHAW

Shoulda kept him.

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by josematan on Sep 28, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

did someone actually swoop?

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by Four Point Nine Eight on Sep 28, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s still in the organization

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

x

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by josematan on Sep 28, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inexplicably so.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 28, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHEE

AND I WANT A MOMENT TO BE REAL
WANT TO TOUCH THINGS I DONT FEEL
WANT TO HOLD ON AND FEEL I BELONG

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I'm gonna be mega-bummed if the Cards pull it off but the Rays don't.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
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by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

The OriLOLOLOLes are in their bullpen in the 5th, you might want to save your energy.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as those braves fans suffer sadness and anger, I'm ok.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

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And somehow, I’ll get blamed.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d blame you, if you know what I mean.

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gasp

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what you mean, but it had the cadence of a joke.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/that’s the joke.gif

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a Parks and Rec reference.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

No laugh track, couldn’t tell

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I was supposed to laugh?

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

All up to the Orioles, I guess.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Operation Anarchy was almost successful. :(

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Reynolds is at 3rd base with one out! The TrolLOLrioles aren’t quite dead!

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by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boom.

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

never mind

Reynolds out by 89 feet at home.

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

jeebus

do you people actually listen to these ESPN people when they talk about baseball games they’re watching?

“The Rays are offensively-challenged”… yeah, call Kruk and Kuip.

“If Price loses his win/loss record will be below .500!!!”

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the problem with child labor.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLRIOLES

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

So Reyes...

Gets a bunt hit then asks to get taken out of the game to help secure the batting title.

What a colossal douche move. Not only poor sportsmanship, but what an insult to the fans who came out to see him play possibly his last game as a Met.

I hope this guy isn’t a Giant next season.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 28, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

But he's good!

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you hit .336, you can be as bit of a douche as you want and I still want you on the Giants.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he’s injury-prone!

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about an empty .336 player?

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is there such a thing?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

.336/.336/.336 > Any shortstop the Giants had in 2011, except maybe Fontenot.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgive no slugging

Because he steals. For leadoff in NL, singles+Steal < double only when there is man on first, which should only be when pitcher gets on base, who might not score on double anyways.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 29, 2011 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also it's irrelevant, since Reyes doesn't have an empty BA.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Conor Gillaspie’s inside the park home run got some coverage on ESPN’s Around the Horn and Pardon the Interruption today.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

That was the worst home run ever. Classic.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 28, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about the one where Bengie hit it out and Burriss scored the run?

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by Natto on Sep 28, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weirdest home run ever.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 28, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE BRAVES MIGHT BLOW IT LOLOLOLOL

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Never mind….Dicktorino joined the party.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

not for now

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember him

he’s kinda done.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was a great outfielder for the Giants during the World Series!

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 28, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a geek, not a nerd.

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Sep 28, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Such a nerb thing to say

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geeks are lame.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Freaks?

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greeks are bankrupt

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damnit, Orioles, if you’re ever going to stop being useless, tonight is not it

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 28, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Grant

for providing a space where nerbs can talk about Game of Thrones and Parks and Rec nonstop…and a little about baseball too.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Sep 28, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Breaking Bad

OMG!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 28, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Braves

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

GO PLANET DESTROYING COMETS!!

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 28, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

would this mean we’ll be WS champs forever?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 28, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back and forth forever.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Please join my cult and I will guarantee that the Giants will be the last World Series Champion you will ever remember!

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It comes with free athletic footwear!

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 28, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

stylish

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not many cults can boast of such fine perks for members.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 28, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLD IT

I want to be clear that if you join you will have to bear SOME of the financial responsibility for the athletic footwear. (Blame the never-ending recessions.)

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nike or Adidas? Beause if it’s Adidas, I’m out

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 28, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And in another news

Yahoo Sports has prevented people from posting comments there until further notice.


Damn it….

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 28, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

It is

Others need to follow suit.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never understand why online news articles have comment sections. The comments are almost always reprehensible

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 28, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if we are in the year 2011. Reading some of those comments makes you think it’s 1911.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quite. It makes me sad for humanity

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 28, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but

I am praised a lot by most of the baseball fans there (and that includes the Dodgers fans as well). Rather than talking smack to other baseball fans, I stay classy and do not overreact after the Giants win or lose a game.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 28, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am praised a lot by most of the baseball fans there

I guess you can’t post MLP pics over there?

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he is praised BECAUSE he posts Pony pics there.

Yes! I DO have Nate's number tattoed on my ass. It's a long story.
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by jeremy.lassen on Sep 28, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yahoo everything should do this.

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Sep 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Practically every media place should do this.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

how dare you

CalBearMD949 should have been allowed to report this.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about CalBearMPH415?

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by CalBear949 on Sep 28, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

A nerdboard turns its lonely eyes to you!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

My playoff teams,

TexaslolRangers
Tigers
If the Cardinals make it.

Matt Cain, Tim Lincecum, and Madison Bumgarner,
L2WIN.
FFFFFFFfff...

by _Jag_ on Sep 28, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

John Mayberry, Jr. is a large man.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Geez

The only Ray with a hit is Casey Kotchman.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Aren’t the Rays facing a bunch of minor leaguers?

by jhawx on Sep 28, 2011 6:43 PM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

now entering to pitch for the Yanks

AJ Burnett!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ibanez is showcasing for the Giants.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

God he sucks.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect Giant

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Professional shitter!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

For those complaining about Bochy...

let’s remember that Ibanez is starting over Dominic Brown

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by CalBear949 on Sep 28, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our utter contempt of bochy doesn’t preclude the probability of the existence of other equally stupid managers.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

my point is that most MLB managers are the same.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 28, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he passes

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing you don’t want a tiebreaker

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean on line 1

by rpm164 on Sep 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is good news, guys. He’s not “clutch.”

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you, Grant

Here’s a McCoven hip-hip hooray! to Grant for keeping us interested, inspired, cynical, idealistic and depressed—all at the same time.

Thanks for making this site feel so fresh throughout the season, and for making us laugh again and again and again… no matter who won.

by Bred on Albany Hill on Sep 28, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL IBANEZ

Phillies leave the bases loaded

by jhawx on Sep 28, 2011 6:35 PM PDT via iPhone app reply actions  

LOL

Rain delay in Baltimore.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Live from BAL

rain delay! The excitement continues!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Sox LOLrioles in a rain delay.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Ewwwww.....

http://www.nps.gov/yose/parknews/elcapsar911.htm

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 28, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

dear person from Austria

please remit the cost of your rescue.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah cool

they re-attached it

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 28, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

One can hope for Philly runs in the top of the ninth.

If one is inclined to hope for the failure of a certain team from Asslanta.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

The tiebreaker is in St. Louis and the Cards have dominated the Braves so far.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Key phrase

So far.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want playoffs for both leagues...

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by CalBear949 on Sep 28, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want every team except one to make the playoffs from each league, with post-season play extending into January.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your 2020 MLB season!

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by CalBear949 on Sep 28, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

you better not shout, you better not cry

Santa Bud is comin’ to town..

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cubs should always be the one standing.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 28, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: LOL Mrs. Folly

Who mistakenly and sadly assumed that because the Giants season ended today that my hours in front of my laptop would end today too.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Kimbrel

Now is not a good time for a Brian Wilson impersonation.

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This must feel like a laaaaawwwwng gayyyme for them.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he blows it

/sigh

Where are those cups when you need them?

by jhawx on Sep 28, 2011 6:59 PM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

LOL BRAVES

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 28, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Phillies...

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m guessing you don’t want a tiebreaking game tomorrow.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm I guess that would be cool

I just don’t want the teams that were leading before to win.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only acceptable tiebreakers

are those caused by both eligible teams losing and creating a one game fail-off.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fail forward.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 28, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I’m hoping for

In case you haven't heard, I'm sick and tired of trying.

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 28, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Base loaded 1 out

MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!

by Anonymous1337 on Sep 28, 2011 6:55 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Future Giant Jimmy Rollins just showed way too much patience and skill at the plate to get a walk. Maybe he won’t be signed

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 28, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Did I see somewhere he wants 5 years? I think Sabean will give it to him.

by rpm164 on Sep 28, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He probably won’t as that was the plan under Bow Tie but who knows under our New Democratic Overlords.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 28, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean Bow Tie wouldn’t let Sabean do those kind of deals

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 28, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice shin high strike, ump

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

McCann shaved his beard? Awful.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

/hugs

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you. I feel a strong cognitiive dissonance.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should get to Baltimore

ESPN has a reporter under an umbrella reporting on the weather! “It’s raining here in Baltimore” (really, the first words he uttered).

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’LL BE RIGHT THERE!

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it look more or less strange than Cody Ross sans beard?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, Cody Ross sans beard is awful

He really does look like the evil troll we once accused him of being

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 28, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good question. I’d say Ross looks worse without his, but it’s still part of Brian’s distinctive appearance. It’s odd to see him without it.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOL BRAVES

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

It's simply delicious.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

KIMBRLOL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring in Conrad to pitch!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We Alabamians are a fragile people sometimes.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Braves might be also.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chart

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

CASILLA

and no Lopez

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Sep 28, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too soon

I thought he was dead

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Sep 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I predict that next year Edlefson will throw 109 innings out of the bullpen

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edlefsen, Runzler, and pray for rain

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe we should pray for rain BEFORE they get a chance to pitch.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOO MUCH READIN'

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

We ha a good chance for two games tomorrow

Now, there is a chance for zero.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Denorfia with a diving catch, enjoy.

by mlb22 on Sep 28, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

HERE I AM!

ROCK ME LIKE A HERMAN CAIN!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Sep 28, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

METHAMPHETAMINE!

oh wait right song?

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I SAY NO to another disgusting Atlanta Braves walk-em-off win

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Hinske?

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/relives, clings

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://vimeo.com/17711095

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by jctGamer on Sep 28, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those were some good times

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

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I told you!

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a reason Don didn’t want to go there.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO TO OGILVY

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boy, that took me a minute.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get it now, Connie.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I cheering for the Phillies right now?

/reconsiders life

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Sep 28, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

GO BRAVES

I want a game tomorrow.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

What time would the game be?

If a day game, forget it. If a night game, I see your point.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 PM

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well then, I won't lose sleep if the Braves win, but fuck them anyway.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I say 5, I mean 5 PT.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t hate the Phillies at all.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do. Well, mostly their fans. But it is almost the same thing

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 28, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

me neither

I also would prefer they not win baseball games.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totem pole of dislike (NL)

Dodgers
Good NL West teams
Marlins
Braves
Bad NL West teams
Cardinals
Mets
Teams that have never defeated the Giants in the postseason

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're not rooting for the Phillies,

just against the Braves.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I'll tell myself.

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Sep 28, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

See what the Braves make us DO??

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M SO CONFUSED

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Braves are the problem even when the problem is the Phillies.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sheesh, was that dude playing at the wall??

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

haha
SamMillerOCR Sam Miller
RT @MLMLB You think Wells says “BRB” to the dugout before his AB?

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by jctGamer on Sep 28, 2011 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

05 or 06?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

05.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe that’s six years ago.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

And came very close in 2009 too

He would have won, except that Keith Law and Will Carroll left him completely off their ballots in exchange for pitchers who had thrown more innings (Vasquez and Haren, respectively)

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also,

Tim Lincecum.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember that KLaw was taken to task for that.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Boone Logan just beaned someone to load the bases. No outs in the 8th.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

and

the ball hit Montero who’s now leaving the game.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tied

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Sep 28, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

When did the Braves get Jack Wilson?

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

This feels like Thursday, not Wednesday.

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

SAM FULD

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

SAM FULD JUST FUCKING MONEYBALLED ALL OVER LUIS AYALA'S FACE

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Sep 28, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE LEGEND CONTINUES

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Sep 28, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Add some more lines to that Wikipedia page!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Sep 28, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

HERE COME THE RAYS!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 28, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

COMMENCE OPERATION LAYDOWN

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Sep 28, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY HBP!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much would Sawx fans go crazy

If the Yanks blow a 7-run lead and that keeps them out of the playoffs?

by taliesin on Sep 28, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would go crazy

and I am not even a fan. It would be amazing

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 28, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I could be happier at a baseball related thing that didn’t involve the Giants

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 28, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why baseball is such a beautiful sport

If you’re down 33-7 with 6 min to go in the 4th quarter in football, it’s over.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Sep 28, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLYANKS

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Sep 28, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Sep 28, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Un be fucking lievable

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY COW RAYS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 28, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOL YANKS

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LONGO GOES LONGO

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LONGORIA!

"Tight and tense until the end and then the happy ending." - Jon Miller

by Rook Takes Pawn on Sep 28, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Cap M on Sep 28, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Eric Hinske. A galoot. From Wisconsin. He’s a living dictionary definition.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 28, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

BASEBALL MOTHERFUCKERS

DO YOU DIG IT

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Sep 28, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

OldHossRadbourn Old Hoss Radbourn
The last time I saw the Yankees unravel this quickly we lost Ft. Sumter.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Sep 28, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Hoss at his best.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAH!

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
TL2 will like this

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

YANKEES ARE TRYING TO LOSE ON PURPOSE

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

HOOOOLY CRAP

LOLOL

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Sep 28, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit SB

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh pandora. stop giving me crappy music.

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Sep 28, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Girardi usually use Rivera in this situation?

by kingofthacove on Sep 28, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's go rays!!!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

holy fuck rays

In case you haven't heard, I'm sick and tired of trying.

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 28, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Girardi letting the pitcher still pitch and not bringing in either somebody else or Riveria?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 28, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Because he doesn't give a shit?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

JOE GIRARDI IS A HONEYBADGER?!?

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Sep 28, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going for he sucks but these explanations work too. I wonder if Mo will pitch in the 9th or does he really not give a fuck

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 28, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you throw Mo out there?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there’s some kind of “unwritten rule” about giving an honest effort to win in situations like this.

by kingofthacove on Sep 28, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would personally love to not see Rivera right now

by kingofthacove on Sep 28, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yankees said that they would NOT throw their closer today. They play on Friday and don’t want to burn their bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 28, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

integrity of the game and all that.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 28, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that a yes?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he doesn’t, the chances of the Yankees losing are higher so I’m now in this camp. I just find this whole thing strange

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 28, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he wants to lose?

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 28, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

CURSE OF BABE RUTH OR SOMETHING

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anything to sink the Red Sox.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddamit Johnny

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

F'ing

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

or SS

maybe he can platoon with Pujols.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t it be funny if the Red Sox won the World Series?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Not funny ha-ha.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would actually be pretty funny

Over the Braves!

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, you get it.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be funny like a rattlesnake bite on the penis would be funny.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

On WEED.

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be happy for SFGuy.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks :)

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

it would be cool if the Braves game went until the next day and then there was a walkoff, so they could say “WE’LL SEE YOU TONIGHT”

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by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

If the Braves win, the longer it goes, the happy the Cardinals will be. The tie breaker would be in St. Louis.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

welcome home jp

I hope the BOS-BAL game drags out enough that the team bus goes straight from the airport to the ballpark in Tampa tomorrow.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Current probabilities

Probability that the Red Sox win out tonight: 54.3%
Probability that there is a playoff: 40.3%
Probability that the Rays win out tonight: 5.4%

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Update

Probability that the Red Sox win out tonight: 52.7%
 Probability that there is a playoff: 40.9%
 Probability that the Rays win out tonight: 6.3%

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again

Sox: 52.3%
Playoff: 41.2%
Rays: 6.6%

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dwindling

Sox: 61.2%
Playoffs: 37.3%
Rays: 1.5%

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again

Sox: 52.3%
Playoff: 41.2%
Rays: 6.6%

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope on the first pitch back from the rain delay, Mark Reynolds hits one 500 feet.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Mark Reynolds is in Bawlmer?

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, fair.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be preferable.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woh woh

The Tampa Game is 7-6 now?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

yup yup yup

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup yup yup

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup yup yup

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

walks, HBP

and a grand slam from Longoria

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a grand slam.

There were only 2 runners on.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 28, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Close

3-Run HR

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup yup yup

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO WAI

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Sep 28, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

IKR

Pat Burrell probably retiring, Matt Cain addressing the crowd …

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is any of that material up on the CSN-BA site?

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ur gess is s gud s myn

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woh woh

The Tampa Game is 7-6 now?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEW

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

And that’s whatcha get for doing that stupid chop!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 28, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

YUP YUP YUP

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Larry

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

holy crap.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m guessing most people here would rather have the Cardinals and Rays be in the playoffs as opposed to a couple extra games tomorrow.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I would rather have an extra game in the NL than have the Cardinals win out tonight.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no horse in the race

so I’d rather see them all suffer one more game.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 28, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely would like to see tie breaker games

In case you haven't heard, I'm sick and tired of trying.

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 28, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want maximum chaos.

/chaotic good

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's very elven of you!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Phillies are actually playing for their franchise record in wins in a season iirc

So they have “something to play for”, etc.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

this is the longest 1-2-3 inning ever

by kingofthacove on Sep 28, 2011 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

You've forgotten what non-Giants baseball is like.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

ew 86 wins? That’s the Giants’ final win total? ew.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Worse than 2009. And we’re likely going to have Sabes and Bochy for a few more years.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Complete bullshit, from a complete bullshit network.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHOLLIE
TRY TO WIN CHOLLIE

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG Phillies/Braves tied?

I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS MADNESS

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Sep 28, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

/explodes

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Sep 28, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm recording the replay of the game today

I missed it and really want to see the farewell to Burrell and the end of the game.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 28, 2011 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Rays!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn it foul

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

aw damnit they're not leaving it up to Sam Fuld

that just would’ve been too perfect

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2011 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

why? i’m sure I missed something.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 28, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

His Wikipedia page will now have 1,000 words about this.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I voted for Sam Fuld to be an All-Star.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also voted for Orlando Cabrera. I regret this.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT WAS YOU

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I voted for Ass-dribble, so it seemed right to have Orlando in there, too.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Save the Rays Dan Johnson

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOL YEAH!!!!

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

"I never stop being amazed by how much people who hate stats because they’re "flawed" quote so much more obviously flawed stats. " -Joe Posnanski

by RichHerreraHomer on Sep 28, 2011 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

holy fucking shit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCK!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 28, 2011 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCK!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

jesus christ

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT. WAS. AWESOME!

"Tight and tense until the end and then the happy ending." - Jon Miller

by Rook Takes Pawn on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE BASEBALL YOU GUYS

I LOVE BASEBALL SO MUCH

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

SIMPLY THE BEST!

ALL OTHER SPORTS ARE CHEAP, CRAPPY IMITATIONS!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor grant. His hands are going to fall off from typing.

by Hyoton on Sep 28, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT RAYS HR!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

how can you not love Tampa

by shankbone on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOA

In case you haven't heard, I'm sick and tired of trying.

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

GODLIKE

"I never stop being amazed by how much people who hate stats because they’re "flawed" quote so much more obviously flawed stats. " -Joe Posnanski

by RichHerreraHomer on Sep 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

zz

Rays fan about to show her boobs

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES!!!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

SAN JOSE RAYS!

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Bay Area can totally support three baseball teams!

//not

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 28, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It supports more than one?

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/zing

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Sep 28, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who would the third one be??

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

San Jose Giants!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Marlins

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should move to Montreal.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Follow me on Twitter @MTLJosh

by Montreal Giants Fan on Sep 28, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then you would have a well-run organization to root for instead of the Giants!

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might be better if they were actually in Tampa and not St. Pete.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NITE

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Logan Couture
Hey Red Sox fans @stoolpresidente @SeanSullivan37 Something wrong?

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 28, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

ha

was about to post this

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

dayum cooch

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOOZAHS!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Sep 28, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Sep 28, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

lol dude waiting for a fist bump
then goes “WTF.”

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the actual hell.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at stupid Rick Honeycut sitting there grinning at those morons. I hate the Dodgers.

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Sep 28, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL creepin'

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I checked CSN’s website, and I don’t see any of today’s postgame remarks posted. I did, however, see Amy G’s “X-clusive” with Matt Cain.

I’d just like to reiterate: I love Matt Cain.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

KEEP IT GOING

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Who the crap was that guy?

Oh whatever. End this game now Rays!

by jhawx on Sep 28, 2011 7:50 PM PDT via iPhone app reply actions  

Rays

Hey guys, fucking baseball.

by JSing on Sep 28, 2011 7:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

These guys have heart

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 28, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, and he was in Miami Vice??

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

Blow it completely Proctor

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

@jquintong
James Quintong
Before tonight, Dan Johnson’s last hit in the majors was April 27.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2011 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

More
Ten_Foot_Midget Ten Foot Midget
 by Kevin_Goldstein
Congrats to the #Rays Dan Johnson on reaching the 4 RBI mark. For the season.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Giants sign to a 3 year, $14 million deal

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

woooooooooow

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

zzzzz

I do not know which game to watch…..

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 28, 2011 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

mlb.tv dude

Watch both at the same time! :D

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

All 3 are on ESPN

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey folks

last day is a long one, eh?
but what are the Yankees doing, pretending to try and win? Great comeback by the Rays,though

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 28, 2011 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

yankees tanking on purpose?

by chenster on Sep 28, 2011 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

To screw the Red Sox? I can see it.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

well… they scored seven runs.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 28, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was to throw off the scent!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Sep 28, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

please tell me there wasn’t the wave at the Giant’s game today

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 28, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

nope, no shenanigans to speak of

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

all the bandwagoners stayed home

Great!

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 28, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLEXtRAS EVERWHER

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

EXTRAS IN TAMPA

Is this the most ridiculous day 162 of all time?

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah but days 160 and 161 were torture

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am glad to inhabit the same planet as Dan Johnson.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Onto the 12th in Atlanta.

by Hyoton on Sep 28, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

SBnation really slow for everyone else?

Having trouble posting comments

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

me too

I suspect it might be the Red Sox fans melting down

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 28, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

And my MLB.tv is struggling. Im watching on my phone

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m getting that, too.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i imagine the traffic is huge tonight

thanks to baseball just going completely insane

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it's damn slow

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 28, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like Dan Johnson should be provided some sort of financial compensation for the spike in traffic he provided. Everything was working fine until Dan Johnson reminded everyone that he was still alive.

by JSing on Sep 28, 2011 7:59 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I was checking the Red Sox blog and I got this.

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Sep 28, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

lol

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s SBN, Pinstripe Alley and Over the Monster are messed up too.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same thing happens when I go to Fear the Fin and Battle of California. It’s SBN.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Sep 28, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

too late TL2

BOS-BAL “to re-start at 11PM”

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Hah. They can tell me how it turns out when I wake up tomorrow.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before that at-bat, Dan Johnson was hitting .108/.178/.157

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

He isn’t even a shortstop for the Giants!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the other hand

Joe Maddon is always right.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the other hand

Joe Maddon is always right.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sign him to 5 year deal nao Sabez!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

AL WILD CARD UPDATE

SOX: 32%
PLAYOFF: 50%
RAYS: 18%

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

AL WILD CARD UPDATE

SOX: 32%
PLAYOFF: 50%
RAYS: 18%

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Dan Johnson

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Sep 28, 2011 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

SHE MADE IT TO TAUNT THE RED SOX!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, Posada’s batting stance reminds me of Crawford. Or rather, the other way around haha

Feed the Panda some bamboo

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Sep 28, 2011 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I always thought Crawford's stance looked vaguely like a left handed Werth

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

one pitch from Aceves: Reynolds HBP, reliever up in the BOS bullpen.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

aaaaaand

Aceves hits another batter.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh come on

4 pitch walk to Dickerson

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Dan Johnson's 2010 line

.198/.343/.414 (OPS+ 111)

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

But what about Philip Michael Tomas?

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re thinking of Don Juanson.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ACEVES

Three pitches, two HBPs

by jhawx on Sep 28, 2011 8:02 PM PDT via iPhone app reply actions  

and

apparently he pitched 3 innings yesterday…

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

My uncle is going to be really weirded out by this. (same name)

In case you haven't heard, I'm sick and tired of trying.

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 28, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/baseball town

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

To take out some eastside corner boys.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much would it suck if the Yankees won now?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

That would be stupid. Just leave Proctor out there until he serves it up.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even more if the Sox won too

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Baseball, huh?
Man, am I right?
Preeeeetty sure I’m right.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 28, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd tend to agree.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

SBN is broken :(

was fun while it lasted

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 28, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too many users… not enough bandwidth?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 28, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Sep 28, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

/rimshot

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 28, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

we should all switch over to the IRC channel :)

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 28, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s there…
dalnet
#thecove

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 28, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

then I would have to monitor a fourth window on my laptop. I’m running out of real estate!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 28, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

FARNSWORTH!!!!!

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

recd

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Brooks Conrad. OMG

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD ROMINE

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

c'mon, Conrad

Let’s do a playoff

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m skurred.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

/holds you

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

/returns embrace

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda want Conrad to be the hero here

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

poo

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brooks Conrad!

Hey, where’s his WS ring?

by jhawx on Sep 28, 2011 8:08 PM PDT via iPhone app reply actions  

It’s kinda cool to see the BA guys tweet so much about MLB games rather than MiLB games or players.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 28, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMNIT

simultaneous swinging Ks for Conrad & Andino.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I complain about ESPN because it sucks, but it’s cool that I can watch all the games for free.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

You get what you pay for!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on JJ Hardy

Increase my man love for you

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon, JJ.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Regardless of looking at statistics like WAR and whatnot, I’d like to believe that if Posey and F. Sanchez had stayed healthy and Beltran had still been acquired (and stayed healthy as well), the Giants would be in the playoffs right now. (And Pablo had stayed healthy both early in the year and with the shoulder thing late in the year). I know that getting lucky with injuries is part of what is being argued in the post, but assuming that they stayed healthy, Sabean would have constructed a playoff team for the second year in a row.

I don’t know where I’m going with this, but yea, good season. See you in 2012 boys.

"If you wanna rock 'n' roll, I got the guitar."

by deuce deuce on Sep 28, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

remember

only a game 162 victory avoided that very thing last year. Or rather a Day 163-164 clusterfuck.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 28, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the Giants jacked up the prices of the playoff ticket packages too, which would have been an unwanted, albeit fairly necessary, expense.

"If you wanna rock 'n' roll, I got the guitar."

by deuce deuce on Sep 28, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happened to the Red Sox in September definitely makes me feel better about the Giants. If a team that good can collapse in September, it’s hard to be too upset that a less good, more injury riddled Giants team fell apart in August.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Sep 28, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’ve also missed the playoffs two years in a row so it’s further proof that bad things can happen to good franchises.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 28, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Buster and Freddy had stayed healthy

there is no way Sabean would have given Wheeler away for two months of Beltran.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 28, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering we thought that it was ridiculous that he gave up Wheeler for Beltran with the offense in such miserable shape as it was, I wouldn’t be so certain. One could argue that it was less necessary to trade for Beltran in the Giants then current situation than it would have been if Posey and F. Sanchez had stayed healthy.

"If you wanna rock 'n' roll, I got the guitar."

by deuce deuce on Sep 28, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

U R in the wrong thread.

No Giants talk here…just 2011 WC.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering how close we are to the Wild Card

Without a doubt.

However, you’d still have to deal with not having a leadoff hitter, and the whole Huff/Belt fiasco. Plus, w/o injuries Vogelsong would be selling bats right now.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s true, which brings us back to the whole lucky with injuries thing again, which throws my comment out the window.

"If you wanna rock 'n' roll, I got the guitar."

by deuce deuce on Sep 28, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMNIT

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Originally I was just going to say come. I tried to dampen the TWSS a little

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 28, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U.

failed

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

BBUpton

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

You fucking suck Phillies catcher

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Why are you rooting for the Phillies?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because I hate the Braves

And dont want them to make the playoffs

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Merope and I are in IRC

Come join us and freak out over how cool baseball is.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know what that is.

A listener-supported service

by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

link

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phils out of jam

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 28, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON BARVES

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 28, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

hey guys you know what would make tonight even better

if there were two wild cards per league and all four teams made the playoffs

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

The A’s and Mariners game would be meaningful!!!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think of the races!

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Sep 28, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

RACIS

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

If SBN is wonkified, you can try the IRC channel.
dalnet
#thecove

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 28, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

outside my safety zone

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is your safe word?

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

dodger

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Lobaton:

Get a hit please

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
McC: Its's a blog so they're a bunch of hipsters anyway-my brother

by greekfro on Sep 28, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I should've known

You can’t trust someone with a funny name.

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
McC: Its's a blog so they're a bunch of hipsters anyway-my brother

by greekfro on Sep 28, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beautiful Relay

by hardy to gun scutaro
suck it sox

by shankbone on Sep 28, 2011 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

weeeeeeeeeeeeee

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why oh why

couldn’t we have gotten Hardy instead of Tehaha?

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 28, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

getting worse by the day

six hours… Coletti sign Uribe. Must replace.

Tejada was the biggest ass clown in the world. Just killed the buzz every damn time.

by shankbone on Sep 28, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gary Thorne’s call was awesome too.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

GUNNED!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose LOB-a-ton

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 28, 2011 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

ICWYDT

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Louboutin?

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rays catcher makes fancy shoes!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/not gay

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were all fapping to that.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RED SOX

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 28, 2011 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how there are games in Baltimore, St. Petersburg and Atlanta but the game in Houston is over.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

C;mon Damon

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

oof

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 28, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Goshdarnit

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT DAMON

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
McC: Its's a blog so they're a bunch of hipsters anyway-my brother

by greekfro on Sep 28, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s a poopy pants!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 28, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t have a job and eats pork n beans out of the can while warming himself by a barrel fire and he drinks hooch all day!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vlad just missed that

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott Linebrink?!?

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

1st and 3rd 2 outs for the Phillies

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

SBN Blows

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 28, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

join us on IRC!!!
http://mccoveychronicles.wikispaces.com/McC+on+IRC

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 28, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

BARVES

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Phillies take lead on a bloop single

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

And Hunter Pence’s uniform rips open from the strain.

I say he planned it. it’s one of those Hollywood breakaway unis.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Phils

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 28, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT BRAVES

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

CRAZY MARIONETTE HUNTER PENCE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Pence sends the Phils ahead on a broken bat 3.5 hole looper.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

HA HA BRAVES

SUCK IT, YOU FUCKS!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I agree, but I hate the Cardinals too.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to hear the chop any more this season.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 28, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOON YOU WON'T HAVE TO

AHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

by Cap M on Sep 28, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hoping.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 28, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

dayum

nice play by Wieters.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Phillies!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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GREAT POINT BY HERSHISHER

Why was Freeman holding the runner?

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by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa Ellsbury looked safe

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck, Red Sox fans are pissed

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Sep 28, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha

Wait ’til the Raiders beat the Pats this weekend.

by Bar None on Sep 28, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the Patriots but..

FUCK THE RAIDERS

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really like the Raiders, but I hate those smug asshole Pats more than anything..

by Bar None on Sep 28, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Raiders have the type of fan base where I actually would root for the Cowboys over the Raiders.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies score

Braves got BAPIP’d by Pence. Season is on the line now.

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Headed to Bottom 13

SUCK IT BRAVES

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by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Ramiro Pena

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by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LETS DO THIS RAYS

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

zz

I love Showalter’s face right now.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I loved how he pulled a hair or something off the umpire’s shirt

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by j14 on Sep 28, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only for the Red Sox. Underdogs win the appeal!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Kemp, 1 HR away from 40/40

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by Rook Takes Pawn on Sep 28, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

He's OK

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pedroia swings hard

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by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I will make the promise — right here, right now — that I will comfort both Uggla and McCann, should the Braves not win tonight.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

AT THE SAME TIME???

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Yes.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your steady fellow is a real trooper.

by wcw on Sep 28, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He knows I’m kidding. And that there’s no chance in hell the described scenario would ever happen, anyway.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought you were much more conservative in the sack!

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am. SB and I have had this conversation.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

SAFE

He stole 2nd also

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by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

safe

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

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I DONT KNOW WHAT GAME TO WATCH

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by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I need more TVs

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by j14 on Sep 28, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tablet, phone, TV, computer

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I’m old-fashioned. I like having a bank of TVs in a row, all tuned to different channels. Real newsroom-y.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

A REMOTE CONTROL IS YOUR FRIEND

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

the PbP guy in the yanks/rays game is just awful

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by TimLaser and MattyC on Sep 28, 2011 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Chipper

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by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

Can that banshee please stop screaming at the Boston game

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WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 28, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Plastic now put up in Houston...

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by L-Nova on Sep 28, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

z

ugh why do tasty snack foods have calories???

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

INORITE?!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. Tell me about it.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

just stick to

100 calorie packs. That way you can eat like 10 of them before it’s equal to a normal bag of cookies.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I have a food scale now! “WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT’S ONE SERVING OF POTATO CHIPS???”

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that’s an eye opener.

I keep buying full-fat yogurt by accident. “Wait, why does this have so many calories?”

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by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ACK!!

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Braves sure have a lot of galoots.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

My siren call. Then they dashed my optimism.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh look

The braves rookie 1b

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by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

And that’s why you don’t play a rookie 1b

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by j14 on Sep 28, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is watching and that's exactly what he's thinking.

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by kiririn on Sep 28, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt is better, clap, clap, clap-clap-clap.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Simultaneous TB and ATL walk-offs.

I’m calling it.

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by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 28, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

THROW STRIKES PHILLIES PITCHER

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by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Game over Braves

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"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT BRAVES

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by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Ducks are there

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 28, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

RIP Braves

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by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

CHAMPAGNE IN THE VISITOR'S LOCKER ROOM!

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by L-Nova on Sep 28, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

So quiet tin ATL

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"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BRAVES

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by TimLaser and MattyC on Sep 28, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, they fought it out to the end. No shame there.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW CHOKE

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit. Braves done.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Runner in scoring position in St. Pete.

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Sep 28, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN

No NL tie breaker.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Well duh braves. You can’t use a rookie first baseman in a situation like that.

by Hyoton on Sep 28, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT

BOCHY WUZ RITE!!!!

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP Braves

enjoy being I guess cowards?

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Sep 28, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Braves

and LOL Giants.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

CHOOOOOO-OOOO-OOO-OO-OOOOOKE

CHOOOOOO-OOOO-OO-OO-OOOOOKE

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEET SWEET BRAVES' TEARS

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Runners on 1st and 2nd for the Rays 1 out

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by RichHerreraHomer on Sep 28, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

7-20 errrr 7-21 in September? LOL Braves

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it, Braves

lolololol

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by Murray, Present on Sep 28, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I wanted them to lose tomorrow

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

REC

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, this is delicious.

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by Natto on Sep 28, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

ROOKIE 1B ARE CHOKERS

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by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU REALLY HAVE TO WONDER IF HE REALLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN BROUGHT UP SO SOON

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OHHHHHHH OHHHHHH OHHHHH

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by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Vintage Braves.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Joey Gathright is still getting paid to play baseball?

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by j14 on Sep 28, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

From visions of Braves happiness and glee of Freeman's walk off hit against the Giants

To Freddie Frankenstein’s season ending DP

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

You just cant’ go with the rookie there. Gotta go with…who’s terrible on the braves and could have pinch hit?

Just like Kimbrel. Choke!!!

by Hyoton on Sep 28, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn you and your sweet sweet glove, Eric Chavez

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit, Shawon Rodriguez.

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by rotorueter on Sep 28, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Clutch double play in Baltimore!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT PENNYS BOAT

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by rotorueter on Sep 28, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLE PLAY

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK NO

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL JONAH KERI

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by rotorueter on Sep 28, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit desmond jennings

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by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL AL baseball

takes forever

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RAYS

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamn it Rays

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by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Did the Cardinals season turnaround once they traded Rasmus?

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

DAN

DAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

does he need to be held?

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

POST HASTE

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIT IN YER TRUCK BOY

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIT IN YER TRUCK BOY

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first time seemed suspect. But the second time convinced me.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Jennings

Hasn’t had a hit in like 30 PAs now.

Can’t count on rookies during the stretch run!

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by kiririn on Sep 28, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Im just saying
Sean_McAdam Sean McAdam
 by Buster_ESPN
#RedSox this season when leading after 8 innings: 77-0

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by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL visiting clubhouse in Houston!

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

NL playoff match ups

Arizona at Milwaukee, St. Louis at Philadelphia

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Go asteroid! Smash em all!

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by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The asteroid will split in two?

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe more of a meteor shower then.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are about 5 position players on the Cardinals I wish we had on our team

even some of their bench players would be nice additions

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

BENCH DEPTH

Their utility guy: Allen Craig .313/.362/.544
Our utility guy: Manny Burriss .209/.259/.216

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by kiririn on Sep 28, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the point Kiririn is making

is that there is a reason we aren’t in this thing and the Cards are….the point is there is a reason why we scored the fewest runs in a season since we lost 100 games in 1985. The fact we won 86 games this season is quite amazing. NOW SABES GET FUCKING TO WORK AND SOLVE THIS PROBLEM!!!

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants sign Betencourt, Eric Chavez and re-sign Orlando Cabrera.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The worst part about the Braves losing...

We definitely weren’t out of this a month ago. Damn :(

by BrianIsAwesome on Sep 28, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

So if both the Rays and the Red Sox win, they’re still tied?

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

and a one game playoff tomorrow in Tampa

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup yup yup

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by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brewers-Phillies.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

In the NLCS?

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by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

My preference, yes

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd prefer Cardinals vs Brewers

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by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Tony Plush vs. Chris Carpenter match up would be interesting.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON ORIOLES

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay….no more chop.
chop that Atlanta. see ya

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by luved the stick on Sep 28, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm what would I enjoy more

A one game playoff tomorrow or Papelbon blowing this

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by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Always root against Papelbon.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he win that shave debate, or what?

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping that Boston would finish the complete meltdown

feel pressured to acquire some starting pitching and we could start the Vogie for Jacoby trade rumors. Ellsbury at the top of our order would look nice

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

My cousin Beth, who lives in St. Louis, gave birth to her first child tonight. She and my aunt are huge Cardinal fans.

Must be really good to be them right now.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 28, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Little bird!

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have cousins who live there that are huge fans as well and they must be stoked.

In case you haven't heard, I'm sick and tired of trying.

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 28, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Named the kid LaRussa?

I called my kid Poo Hole for the first several months…and I’m not even a Cards fan

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL JONAH KERI

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Sep 28, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Understatement, Eric
ESurkamp Eric Surkamp

Thank you giants fans on a great season! It was a fun year and i learned a lot. Still a lot to work on!

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LARS HATES YOU ERIC

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s attack him on Twitter!

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH FUCK YOU ERIC

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Sep 28, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito was horribly sensitive. Almost as sensitive as me.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eric, your control sucks and you are not the prospect that Belt is

/according to Lars

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lance Berkman’s face is too damn large.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

anyone got that gif from last years nlds when that woman hit that girl in the face

doing the tomahawk chop with a foam tomahawk

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Sep 28, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Papelbon’s slimmed down. Dancing With The Stars?

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

irish jigs

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Sep 28, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he’s from Louisiana.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6eXGDjbWn8

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Sep 28, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are lots of Irish in Louisiana.

Like my Uncle and his family.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. I thought Mr. Rooter was making a Boston joke.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, the video.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Sep 28, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I GET IT NOW

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted to make sure no one thought I was being racist!!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Sep 28, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUMP AROUND
JUMP AROUND

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

RACIST

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Road rage and anger management camp.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s Chaz Bono size!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Sep 28, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eugenio Velez goes 0-for-the-season

"Tight and tense until the end and then the happy ending." - Jon Miller

by Rook Takes Pawn on Sep 28, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

epic.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boom.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He reminds me of Bucky LaGrange

(youtube that if you don’t know what that means)

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Sep 28, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

x

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Papelbon takes fucking forever between pitches.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m a Sox fan but I hate Papelbon.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

While you were typing that, Papelbon was not throwing the ball.

by non sequitur on Sep 28, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found another! Together, we are stronger…GO SAWX!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does this work? I do not have enough energy to give a flying fuck about any other team than the Giants.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 28, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The cool thing about Papelbon pitching is that I don’t have to wait until the end of the inning to go to the bathroom. I can do it between pitches.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am already pumped for next season...

and because work has kept me MIA for awhile, what do people think about Pill? I am intrigued.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Sep 28, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Why are you talking about the Giants here? It’s all wild card talk tonight.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Atlanta fail, which was awesome...

Rays game is awesome right now.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Sep 28, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh dear

:(

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Sep 28, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see why Yankees and Red Sox games are so long. All their pitchers take an hour between pitches, even when there are no runners on. Throw the ball!

by non sequitur on Sep 28, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

It's not just them, it's everyone in the division.

I was watching Hellickson pitch yesterday. He like, oh, let me pace around the mound for 10 seconds. Then he’ll stand on the rubber and stare at his catcher for another fifteen seconds. Then he’ll come set, and just stand there for five more seconds. Fuck clownball.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 28, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The starting pitcher for the Rockies yesterday was very slow.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Chop

Is monkey-mofucking STOPPED!

by muzak on Sep 28, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

That was my only wish today.

No fucking chop by brain dead, pseudo fans of baseball.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oakland leading Seattle by 2!!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

For the draft position?

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

so was I

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

so this now a canyon

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greencollar baseball!!

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Sep 28, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOVIE

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s mold. Or mildew.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT

1st and 3rd no out for the Yankees

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

game over. Almost, Rays.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

And with that, he ate a lemon iced cookie and went to bed.

See you tomorrow, for the first post-season edition of the Porch.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 28, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

The magic fades, the sun comes up, it’s time he goes
A hand on his shoulder, he turns around, it’s Teri Gross
He takes her hand, and he spins her just so
Holds her close, he will never let go
As the room explodes, they dance like angels…

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Sep 28, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

uh oh

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LONGORIA

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Harold Reynolds

just called the rays the luckiest team in baseball.

as far as longoria’s contract, i’ll agree

by shankbone on Sep 28, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say that Harold Reynolds is lucky to have a job blabbing bullshit.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLson

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck yes

Rays got the runner at 3rd

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit, what stupid baserunning!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Double by Chris Davis!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Slowest non-Molina double I’ve ever seen

by MightySlacker on Sep 28, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good

Cause all the Rays will have left to look at if they lose: The sad sight of Cowboy Joe looking for the late spread in the Yanks clubhouse.

by muzak on Sep 28, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow! Reynolds struck out? That surprises me.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

all or nothing

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't his nickname 'Special K'?

‘cause it’s either special or a K?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

all or nothing and very seldom all

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn't have 200+ Ks this year.

Progress!

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 28, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i didn’t even know chris davis was on the orioles

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

me too

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

traded w/ Tommy Hunter for Uehara

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Sep 28, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

If you fill out a lineup using only the Giants highest performers at each position by OPS (with a little flexibility, though I excluded Pill), it tells an interesting story.

Nate Schierholtz CF
Freddy Sanchez 2B
Carlos Beltran RF
Pablo Sandoval 3B
Buster Posey C
Pat Burrell LF
Brandon Belt 1B
Mike Fontenot SS

That collection of players played an AVERAGE of 77 games this year for the Giants (Note that the average goes down if you put Pill at 1B).

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Sep 28, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

What does this have to do eith the Red Sox?

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your face has to do with the Red Sox.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Sep 28, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well played, Howie.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Beltran will be a Red Sock next year

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, Aaron Rowand had the sixth most PAs for this team.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Sep 28, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Sep 28, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

why does ESPN have jump roping competition on?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

East coast jump roping, no doubt.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong espn
the NL game was on there.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 28, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yankee Cable Contracts?

even mlb network can only dip their beak for like 5 seconds

by shankbone on Sep 28, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turn to ESPN

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
DownGoesBrown Down Goes Brown
Don’t worry Atlanta, at least hockey season starts next week and you can… oh.

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 28, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Flawless Victory

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

cold burn

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, there's basketball....nevermind

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

TrippingOlney Not Buster Olney
HEARD THIS: THE BOXES OF BRAVES 2011 WILD CARD CHAMPIONSHIP MEMORABILIA HAVE BEEN SENT TO WINNIPEG

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Sep 28, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaa

In case you haven't heard, I'm sick and tired of trying.

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 28, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my lord

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOOOOOOL BRAVES!!!!!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 28, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I second this motion.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was amazing! My Braves fan friend and coworker came over to watch…. He began talking shit about how Kimbrel is so much better than Wilson and this happened….

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 28, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rays out the jam

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Reimold!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

boo

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

ORIOLES!!!!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 28, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

lolololol papelbon

by non sequitur on Sep 28, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Papelbitch!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOLOLOL YES!!!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL RED SOX

"Tight and tense until the end and then the happy ending." - Jon Miller

by Rook Takes Pawn on Sep 28, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Reimold!

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Sep 28, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL RED SOX!!!!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 28, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

REIMOOOOOOOLD!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL RED SOX

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

OMG ORIOLES

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Sep 28, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL Giants/Braves

Braves radio “Jack Wilson finishes the season hitting ONLY .243” But not Tejada .239 not Cabrera .238 will challenge for worse.

by muzak on Sep 28, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SOX

In case you haven't heard, I'm sick and tired of trying.

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 28, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

CURSED AGAIN!!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

OME REIMOLD

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Fuck you, Paps

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Sep 28, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

THIS IS ALSO DELICIOUS

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by Natto on Sep 28, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL Sox

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

lol red sox

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Sep 28, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

what channel is the Orioles/sox game on?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s rare for them to get a Red Sox game, but they had to include one with playoff implications.

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by Natto on Sep 28, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The main ESPN

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

733-1 DirecTv

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 28, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy fucking crap this night of baseball.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

It IS awesome; if the Bosox…

by muzak on Sep 28, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

O'S TIE IT!!!

This day is just unbelievable

by jhawx on Sep 28, 2011 9:00 PM PDT via iPhone app reply actions  

one of the ESPN channels

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

The Curse of Being Huge Assholes After Winning a Couple World Series Titles

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow the Rays got out of that in the top of the 12th?

by non sequitur on Sep 28, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

This is awesome.

It’s a shame the Cards game wasn’t as much fun.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 28, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Srsly.

Spoil sports.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

THESE GAMES ARE FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!

EXCEPT FOR THE CARDINALS ONE!!!!!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

ASTROS SHOULDA PLAYED EM TOUGH
ASTROS BEAT THE WORLD CHAMPIONS

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's midnight in both Baltimore and St. Pete

And there is baseball still on.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

So just another usual AL East matchup.

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by Natto on Sep 28, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

RED SOX

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Sep 28, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RED SOX

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 28, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Orioles win!

Adoptive father of Caleb Hous.... hous... housyourdaddy?

by OmahaGiants on Sep 28, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

i

love
baseball.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SOX!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

ORIOLES WIN

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLSOX

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Sep 28, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HAHHAHAHAHA

In case you haven't heard, I'm sick and tired of trying.

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 28, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CRAWFORD!!!!

"Tight and tense until the end and then the happy ending." - Jon Miller

by Rook Takes Pawn on Sep 28, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

AHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Sep 28, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

NO!

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

iawtc

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Carl Crawford is officially a pariah.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU PAPS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Sep 28, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe they can break the Giants’ record for lowest TV audience. (We did get that last year, right?)

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Sep 28, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

2002 or 2010?

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last year.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Sep 28, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe 2002 might have been lower.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I remember talking head talk last year about it, but memory is a funny thing.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Sep 28, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Personally,

that would be my fantasy WS for this year.

From the public’s perspective? ZOMG NOT PHILLIES YANKEES WE RIOT!!!!!!!

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 28, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU RED SOX!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Orange and Black!

"I hate that mountain. I love baseball."

by Four Point Nine Eight on Sep 28, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Sep 28, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

HO. LEE. FUCK.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

UNFUCKIN'BELIEVABLE!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Grizzly Adams did have a beard

by posey yaknowsy on Sep 28, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RED SOX

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Sep 28, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

AGENT CRAWFORD!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

well good thing we didn’t sign carl crawford. jay-sus

by shankbone on Sep 28, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Epic night is epic.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Sep 28, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

The 130 milion dollar man trapped it!

HAHAHAHAHAH!

Adoptive father of Caleb Hous.... hous... housyourdaddy?

by OmahaGiants on Sep 28, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

9/28

the day 2 wild card teams collapsed

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Sep 28, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I will remember this day with relish!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

and ketchup

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 28, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

and kraut

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 28, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

mustard

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

can you imagine in people actaully went to Rays games

when they showed that on the jumbotron

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

They went nuts.

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by Natto on Sep 28, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

All 5 of them went nuts

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

all 15 of them!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Sep 28, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

$142 MiLOLion!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

GO YANKEES

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww, poor lil pedroia
c’mere baby

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

what sort of trade could we work out with the Red Sox for say Vogelsong?

Ellsbury? Pedroia? Crawford (don’t want his contract)?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, swap Bumgarner for Vogelsong if you don’t want to be hung up on immediately.

by MightySlacker on Sep 28, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL - that was funny

I would just call back

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
jonahkeri jonahkeri
Robert Andino is the greatest baseball player who ever lived

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to trade Flem to Baltimore for Gary Thorne please.

Thorn and Miller would be amazing.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

NO!

Flem is the best of our four, IMO

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

excuse you

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

but they can have Greg Papa and Bip

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would trade never having to hear Greg Papa again for another season of Tejada. I am not lying.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Sep 28, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Orlando Cabrera?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait...

you’re trading away no more Papa for mas Tejada?

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 28, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t there someone here who hated Flemming?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOO!!!

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 29, 2011 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

now Red Sox fans have to root for the Yankees!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

What a bizarre night.

by Hyoton on Sep 28, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Y'know what? Good for Orioles fans

They get to feel smug about screwing over the sox.

by Cap M on Sep 28, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

gonna be a mad celebration at Tropicana if the Rays can pull this off

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

sl

"I hate that mountain. I love baseball."

by Four Point Nine Eight on Sep 28, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LONGLORIOUS!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LONGORIA!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS

by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 28, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING HELL!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Sep 28, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LONGO?!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

The Tampa Bay Rays.
Are going.
To the playoffs.

by Hyoton on Sep 28, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

"Tight and tense until the end and then the happy ending." - Jon Miller

by Rook Takes Pawn on Sep 28, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

RAYS

LOL FUCKING RED SOX HAHAHAHA

In case you haven't heard, I'm sick and tired of trying.

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 28, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Sep 28, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha

wow hahaha what a ray

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Sep 28, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW!!!

hahhahaha

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 28, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

GO CRAZY GO CRAZY

RAYS WIN

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD WHAT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG!!!

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Sep 28, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

IT ISN'T HALF BAD!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS NIGHT IS A FUCKING MOVIE SCRIPT.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LONGORIA GOES LONG

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 28, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY LIVING FUCK

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Second most awesome day in baseball…non-Giants edition!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOOOOOOOOOOOL RED SOX

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 28, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

What a fucking day.

I LOVE BASEBALL

by Rdubya on Sep 28, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Neither of my teams are in the playoffs

Oh well. Go Niners….OH SHIT!!

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I'M SO HAPPY FOR THE RAYS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS THIS THIS

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im Happy for them and also LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL BRAVES!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 28, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

Hey, remember a month ago when all the playoff races were boring? Crazy September.

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil

by marcello on Sep 28, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

just think

if we had two wild cards, it would have remained boring.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Please Bud Selig. I know you desire to destroy all that is good in Baseball is strong. But please. No extra wild card.

Yes! I DO have Nate's number tattoed on my ass. It's a long story.
http://www.leftymalo.com/2011/08/the_number_twelve.php

by jeremy.lassen on Sep 28, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the other hand, the Giants would have remained In This Thing for like a day longer.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 OF THE GREATEST COLLAPSES EVER

COULDN’T HAPPEN TO BETTER FRANCHISES!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

SO MUCH THIS!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So much win.

Unless you’re the braves or red sox!

by Cap M on Sep 28, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha

love it

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you Buster Olney!
Sean_McAdam Sean McAdam
 by Buster_ESPN
#RedSox this season when leading after 8 innings: 77-1

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Sep 28, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

oop

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is so great.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Delicious, delicious tears.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Papelbon couldn’t put the Orioles away, and Kimbrel couldn’t put the Phillies away.

by Hyoton on Sep 28, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you saying closers are overated?

by posey yaknowsy on Sep 28, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT BRIAN WILSON IS THE GREATEST CLOSER EVER!!!!!!!

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greatest. Game. Ever. Invented.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. 2011 NWL MVP .

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Sep 28, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

both wildcards?

SO, both wildcards determined on the last day of the season…. both of the leaders stumble down the stretch, and give it up?

Nice.

I never get tired of seeing ATL, or Boston lose.

Yes! I DO have Nate's number tattoed on my ass. It's a long story.
http://www.leftymalo.com/2011/08/the_number_twelve.php

by jeremy.lassen on Sep 28, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

So

can Carl Crawford play in Boston again?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

So

Can we get him for cheap?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can he actually play baseball?

by Bar None on Sep 28, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s actually good. I’m pretty sure…

by Hyoton on Sep 28, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

7.5 fWAR last season.

I’d take a flier on him.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sawx need pitching

Zito+Sanchez for Crawford. Git r dun.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Sep 28, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW! at least the playoffs will have the two hottest teams represented as Wild Cards and not

the bleeding and wounded Red Sox and Braves

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Just think

If this was 2013, this doesn’t happen.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s possible that the Red Sox missing the playoffs will be the last piece of evidence MLB needs to decide once and for all that we need more wild card teams.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Sep 28, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

My sword has an edge, so I touch the other side so I won’t get cut, but that side cuts me. Why?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Sep 28, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaaaabsolutely.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this is 2013, these four teams have a head-to-head play-in game.

Didn’t happen this year!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best part about the Rays going 12 innings is that they don’t have to play tomorrow.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Sep 28, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

THE TWO MOST ANNOYING, PIECE OF SHIT FRANCHISES CHOKE ON THE BIG ONE!

I pretty much love today.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Did the Marlins and Dodgers lose today?

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was like a 316 foot homer

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

it's like poetry

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he dropped the ball and couldn’t make the throw home

by Hyoton on Sep 28, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol Carl Crawford sure must love that money

Because he’s going to need every last cent to protect himself in a giant dome.

by Cap M on Sep 28, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of this quote
Ten years after signing a record $252m contract to play baseball in Texas, third baseman Alex Rodriguez finally delivered for the Rangers by leading the franchise to its first ever World Series.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why they call it the crawford boxes.

by muzak on Sep 28, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL the fence though.

In case you haven't heard, I'm sick and tired of trying.

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 28, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

HA HA

true

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND BASEBALL MARKS THE TIME
THIS FiELD THIS GAME

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL my friend from Michigan
9:08:27 PM Me: dude
9:08:29 PM Me: i gotta root rays
9:08:38 PM Cameron: dude fuck the tiger
9:08:38 PM Cameron: s
9:08:39 PM Cameron: go rays

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

It was quite a day in baseball

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 28, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

out

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 28, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

You know the Red Sox fans hate the Yankees even more now than ever before

for not having Mariano in to close out the 9th with a 1 run lead

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

when they hear about all the shenanigans they will be so pissed!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 28, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh they are always pissed…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 28, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And blowing a 7-0 lead!

by non sequitur on Sep 28, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's odd

that people seem to forget how many crappy pitchers the Yankees actually have in the bullpen. These Proctorlogists will be seen again later this week.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad bullpens make for exciting baseball

"I never stop being amazed by how much people who hate stats because they’re "flawed" quote so much more obviously flawed stats. " -Joe Posnanski

by RichHerreraHomer on Sep 28, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

AND THEIR TEAMS DESERVE WILD CARD BERTHS. ALL OF THEM.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NIEMANN

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Berthiaume isn’t a very good announcer

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by Natto on Sep 28, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Normally Dan Schulman would have done the game but he was out due to the holiday.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE NIGHT IS NOT OVER!

A’s-Mariners still going!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Sep 28, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

With huge implications!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 28, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Draft position

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is karma for Bill Simmons

Him and Scott Van Pelt were talking shit about baseball on his podcast today.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Boston

Fuck your team, and fuck your old team, too.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 28, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Well played.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK so I left a couple of hours to watch the games. Today might have been the greatest non-Giant day of baseball ever.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

GRANT CHANGE THE NAME

It’s McRAY CHRONRAYCLES.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 28, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

In 2009 it was McCarlton Chronicles

Clearly this year it has to be McKazmir Khronicles.

I will attempt to make this name catch on.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

So.......

About time to add in another wild card to each league amitrite!?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

if 1 wild card is good, then 20 wild cards would be 20x as good!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

October Madness!

Just imagine the ratings!

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 28, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is based on math and must therefore be correct!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind two more per league (this year)

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 28, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Papelbon is a Free Agent

does he stay in Boston or land somewhere else?

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

he gawn

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jenks for Paps swap!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He goes. Even though he sucked the past couple months, Bard will be the guy.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

staying anywhere near Boston is probably not an option for him

by Bar None on Sep 28, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So this was his last game with Boston?

Excellent.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that is settled

Go NOT-Phillies and NOT-Yankees.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

exactly

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rangers, Tigers, Rays, Brewers, Cardinals, I don’t care.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

I’m pulling for Brewers-Tigers, myself.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 28, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’d be pretty cool.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tigers or Rays.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure. I feel like the Rangers … but the Brewers are kinda cool … Detroit would love a championship non-hockey … Rays …

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m for the not-Cardinals.

by non sequitur on Sep 28, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s really good.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

AL yes, NL Gibson

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

it will be comical if

the Rays beat the Yankees in the ALCS when the Yankees had the chance of ending the Rays season before Girardi fucked around with his bullpen. Things like this frequently come back to bite you in the ass. I would love to see it.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LOL
Buster_ESPN Buster Olney
In the span of about 20 minutes, we saw the two worst September collapses in baseball history.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

lolol

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He means the best collapses cause it was pretty awesome

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 28, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

9 games

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Sep 28, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

what was the date?

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 28, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure exactly, It was early September

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Sep 28, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 teams…17.5 games

hahah

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 28, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

So recd

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

#LOLREDSOX

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 28, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

frozen yogurt wars!

In case you haven't heard, I'm sick and tired of trying.

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 28, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can fight city hall

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RED SUX

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 28, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Presumably they forgot about the half of the inning where you have to pitch the ball.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I FEEL HAPPY OF MYSELF

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Sep 28, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

whoa.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

they Rays were completely dead. amazing comeback just in this game. Of course, they Yanks didn’t put up much of a fight.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

that rays chart is amazing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like Bart Simpson.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Sep 29, 2011 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Sep 28, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

WHY DIDNT BOSTON JUST RUN OUT THE CLOCK?!?!!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO AWESOME!!!!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 28, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

At one point tonight the Orioles’ win probability was 36.1% and the Rays’ was 0.3%. At that time the probability of the Rays making it without a playoff was 0.1%.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott Van Pelt opening on Sportscenter:

Sports are better than anything else. Always

by Rdubya on Sep 28, 2011 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

That was pretty awesome

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Van Pelt's probably the ESPN caster I can tolerate the best.

I think I marked out for him after he went on his radio show last year and talked about how he prefers the Dodgers-Giants rivalry in several aspects over the Red Sox-Yankees rivalry. Also talked about how amazing AT&T Park was.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 28, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only two I tolerate: Bob Ley and John Saunders. Neither have any schtick.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't hear a lot of Saunders.

Ley’s not bad. Very straight and to the point. Shame that ESPN has pretty much relegated him to OTL.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 28, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither do “BOO-YAH!!!”

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was copyrighted by Stuart Scott.

Official adoptive parent of... well, no one. Too much paperwork, I guess.

by L-Nova on Sep 28, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like him and Kenny Mayne. Or at least I like their Sportscenter commercials.

by non sequitur on Sep 28, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a great opener.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Sep 28, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This might have been the most amazing day of baseball I've seen

Non-November 1, 2010 division.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Agreed.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Sep 28, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stunning, very stunning.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLDGERS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB.COM PUT UP LONGORIA'S HOME RUN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS AN ORDER

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOT DONE SO YET

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR KHALEESI COMMANDS IT.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Sep 28, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red Sox = Aerys II
Orioles = Jaime
Rays = Robert

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s Ned?

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

(The Giants.)

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

“You honorable fool. You should have seized the throne for yourself.”

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
darrenrovell darren rovell
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by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Carl Crawford sends Rays to Wild Card victory

by Hyoton on Sep 28, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

2011 doesn't feel so bad any more

Funny that

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 28, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

The Rays really need to move from St. Pete to Tampa. They deserve better crowds.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

hmm making me think

are niner fans really willing to go from san francisco to santa clara

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Sep 28, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Latest plans I’ve seen make this a real potential disaster.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

For football it’s different.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

10 vs. 80+ games for season ticket-holders

by nofreetime on Sep 28, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the story for why they’re called the Tampa Bay Rays instead of the St. Petersburg Rays, anyway? I somewhat get it in cases where you’re technically in some suburb but want to associate yourself with the bigger city, but is that the case here?

by non sequitur on Sep 28, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re trying to associate themselves with the whole Tampa Bay Area.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silly me. It’s Tampa Bay the body of water, not Tampa the city. lol me yet again.

by non sequitur on Sep 28, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The funny thing is that the bay isn’t actually called Tampa Bay.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, I thought it was, but there’s no city called that.

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a Tampa Bay

They call it the Bay Area, which was weird for me when I was in Tampa in 2008. I kept telling everyone I was from the Bay Area and they assumed I meant Florida. No no no, the real Bay Area. Not the overly humid, bible thumping, can’t get a drink anywhere Bay Area.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I have a grandparent who lives there. Very confusing.

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So the Giants would have been in the Bay Area either way. *shudder*

by non sequitur on Sep 28, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, yeah, that’s right.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad that wasn’t the Giants. We would have had to take up a collection to offset McCoven hospital bills.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 28, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder what McCovey Chronicles would've been like in Oct. 2002.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

El Person would be really underage instead of just kinda.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

But still posting election maps.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw a sad little Red Sox fan at the Orioles game after they lost. It made me very happy.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

I also feel sorry for the little ones who get their hearts broken.

by nofreetime on Sep 28, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

They will grow up to be evil as well.

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

fuck them

I didn’t get to see my team win when I was that age, so neither should they.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit

You shouldn’t have seen the Giants win the Series so young in life. Look at some of us

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was also 8 when 2002 happened. Scarred for life….

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walrusman approves

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

There would be no more internets.

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by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

phone lines spontaneously combusting

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by Merope on Sep 28, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dial-up would be going crazy

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would use up ALL of my Net Zero minutes.

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by Natto on Sep 28, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be tying the phone lines on AOHell

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mom, you picked up the phone!!!!

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Sep 28, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/right in the middle of fapping

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

I hated those days

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Takes 1 hour to download just a few MBs

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Still remember the days of 36 kb/s downloads, zipping baby!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

1.4 MB hi-density floppy disks

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

In those days the porn had to be ASCII porn.

by non sequitur on Sep 28, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least by 2002 we were no longer PAYING BY THE HOUR!

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 28, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Earthlink!

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prodigy!!!

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 28, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pacific Bell!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude I learned how to book a flight on CompuServe — with the text commands!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still remember the dial-up sound or this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANSI graphics for the win.

Yes! I DO have Nate's number tattoed on my ass. It's a long story.
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by jeremy.lassen on Sep 28, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember having ever had dial-up.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

something like this

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

PRETTY!!

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

black and orange

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I BLEED BLACK AND ORANGE I BLEED BLACK AND ORANGE

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

man…there was NO way I thought . down 7 runs

by Hyoton on Sep 28, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Reynolds and Plesac

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Check out what I posted on DRaysBay.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 28, 2011 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, wait

actually, don’t.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 28, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it pony related?

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by Natto on Sep 28, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

that’s why I said “don’t”.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 28, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

You are one weird pony

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 28, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that’s after you said do

In case you haven't heard, I'm sick and tired of trying.

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 28, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

AMBIVALENCE

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 28, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just got banned, didn’t you?

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 28, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOA

Just saw the play to cut Scutaro down at home

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by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

That game was insane.

There was another inning where Sox had 1st and 3rd, nobody out, and Ortiz dribbled one two feet in front of the plate, and then the next batter GIDP’d.

So. Many. Blown. Chances.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very Giants like

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Dan Johnson radio call gave me the chills! Reminds me so much of some scenario I’d set up playing wiffle ball in the backyard as a kid. Just crazy

by Rdubya on Sep 28, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Crawford should have caught that

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by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I was sure he would. AND THEN, LIKE, HE DIDN’T.

by non sequitur on Sep 28, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tampa’s Agent Crawford was a great success.

by nataku on Sep 28, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he was actually right there

by Hyoton on Sep 28, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, defense isn’t that important.

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 29, 2011 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

How I spent my mostly secular jewish new year

A) Got a Raise
B) Cranking the new Mastodon album. It kills.
C) Drinking delicious delicious stone brewery beer
D) Talking to the lady I’m crazy about
E) Eating Honey and Apples
F) Watching the Braves and Red Sox Eat it
G) Watching the Rays kill it.

by Cap M on Sep 28, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

S'all downhill from here guys

Yankees Phillies world series would make me really depressed.

by Cap M on Sep 28, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cranking the new Mastodon album. It kills.

God, I’m so out of touch. I had no idea this existed. I’m going to buy two copies. One for me, and one for delorean.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 28, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't expect Crack the Skye

That one remains my favorite, but the new Mastodon is if they kidnapped Tony Iommi and Josh Homme, forced them to write an album of catchy as hell accessible metal, and still made it however they wanted.

by Cap M on Sep 28, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The part of me that sewed a bunch of Exodus and Kreator patches onto a denim vest really wants to write off Mastodon as post-thrash hipsteria, but the part of me that just likes good music has to admit they’re pretty good.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see that (and I respect your patches)

But this isn’t like most of the post rock bullshit that hipsters say. These are lumbering freaks from Georgia who worship the eff out of Neurosis and make what they want.

I’m a huge metal dork myself, particularly over Devin Townsend stuff, but you know, I try to keep it mellow here. The fact remains that the remaining metal community is such a group of spurned not so cool kids who have to trash things like they’re hipsters themselves. It doesn’t matter, Mastodon knocked it out of the effing park like Evan Longoria (because it’s not quite Crack the Skye but at least as good as Leviathan/Blood Mountain)

by Cap M on Sep 28, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, too true

I’m way less active in the metal community than I used to be, because A) I left SF B) it felt like it was becoming more about what you dislike than what you like.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

And let’s not even get into the million billion subgenres.

by Cap M on Sep 28, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only listen to post-Sentenced Gothenburg melodeath, and ambient goth-core Danish black metal. Danish, I said. Not Norwegian, that shit sucks.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only danish metal bands I can think of

are Mercenary and Mnemic, though I feel like I’m missing something awesome that should be replacing Mnemic in my brain.

by Cap M on Sep 28, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manticora is pretty awesome

If you can deal with prog/power.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

it depends.

My prog tastes aren’t as deep as my Seventh Wonder cranking roommate.

Power does nothing for me post 1991, unless it’s a couple of Running Wild albums from the mid 90s.

by Cap M on Sep 28, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're rather more power than prog, I should say

Fun stuff. I guess comparable to Brainstorm, or Symphony X on a straightforward day.

Also they wrote a concept album about a Dan Simmons novel, which is an easy way to get on my list of Cool Shit.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah okay

Might be good background music for me.

Other than The Hunter, I’ve been pretty much cranking Deconstruction since May.

by Cap M on Sep 28, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, where are you now?

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seattle

So basically San Francisco except my parents don’t live here.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wetter too

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one time I visited Seattle was in the middle of a heat wave kind of like the one SF is in right now.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh that was fucking awful

My friends insisted on playing D&D one day during that. Nine nerds packed into one two-bedroom apartment’s living room on a hundred degree day, arguing about setting rules. I wanted to murder them all.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh ESPN

In between the baseball highlights

MICHAEL VICK BACK AT PRACTICE

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by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT ABOUT TONY ROMO?

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cut em some slack

They can’t lick Favre’s jock anymore

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

also,

Jeter on Global warming

by O R They? on Sep 28, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

AL Matchup

Rays at Rangers, Tigers at Yankees.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

probably

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tigers at Yankees should be a good one

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 28, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Cardinals

beat the fuck out of the Phillies

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Wooooow

Crawford really should have made that play.

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by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

he probably shouldn’t even have needed to slide

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by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

i mean just. wow.

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by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is an illusion caused by the angle of the vid. It looks like it may have been tailing away. It drops pretty quickly.

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 28, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

he still should have caught it

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by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would have been a great play. It was no can of corn.

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 28, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

the ball was pretty much right where his glove was

he’s got a 142 million contract. he’s got to catch that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a way

That was so Fred Lewis

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by jctGamer on Sep 28, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

he should have caught it. But it’s not like he dropped it. The ball dropped really fast. Maybe he misjudged. Maybe it knuckled. That angle doesn’t show enough.

But I’m glad it happened, anyway.

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 28, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yankees admitted they drove up the price

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. That is pretty cool

So cool that I might even rec this

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 28, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

AS if that's not bad enough

The O’s TV guys said that’s into “RIGHT” field

by muzak on Sep 28, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Swear

They must be nippin at the bottle during O’s broadcasts. Guy says: “and that’s into RIGHT field, the ORIOLE is coming to the plate”

by muzak on Sep 28, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of another someone whom should've made the easy play .........

(scratches head)
who was it?

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by GIANT stoner on Sep 28, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wouldn't have been an easy play either.

The pitcher doesn’t get over in time to take the throw, and the same bad knees that prevented Buckner from bending over far enough to field that ball would’ve made a footrace against Mookie Wilson a dicey proposition at best.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 28, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was playing soooo shallow

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 28, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he's Maddon's secret agent.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Sep 28, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I JUST SPIT SPITTLE ALL OVER MY LAPTOP SCREEN

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

AMAZING

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the Rays feed

The angle sucks

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 28, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK!

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG LOL

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by calgiants86 on Sep 28, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boom

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dead

You follow me, I'll follow you

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by ayeyoJERM on Sep 28, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Showoff

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how we both included the fist pump.

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by Natto on Sep 28, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yea

Gotta have that part in :D

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

did it hit off the foul pole into his groin?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's like poetry

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like, destiny and shit

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like rain on your wedding day.

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a word for that. It’s not “ironic”.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Craptacular?

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

… no …

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I give up. What’s the answer!?

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

IM ASKING U!

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO U

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is my favorite GIF of all time.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even more so than Prussian Creole victory gif?

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t combine a great moment in baseball history with someone getting hit in the nuts.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure William Hung got hit in the nuts later that night.

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

I thought this night couldn’t get more awesom

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA HA HA

FUCKING HILARIOUS

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 28, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

as if tonight couldn’t get more epic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

In case you haven't heard, I'm sick and tired of trying.

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 28, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question of the night

Which is worse at catching baseballs: Rays fan’s ball sack or Carl Crawford’s mitt?

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Sep 28, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Answer is obvious to the eyes. We should check the stats though.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Matt Holliday will have his say in the NLDS.

by non sequitur on Sep 28, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Denorfia.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correct.

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

So the Mariners and A’s will open the 2012 season in Japan.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Only if Hideki re-signs

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SOX LOL SOX LOL SOX LOL SOX

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

A'S WIN

MONEYBALL VINDICATED

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

MONEYBALL!!!

WOOT WOOT

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I GOT MY ANDREW BAILY 'SAVE' BADGE!!!!

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ditched work this afternoon and caught the $8 matinee

wife swore she wouldn’t go see it with me because of the Brad/Jennifer controversy going on right now. I said, “me neither, Pitt is an asshole” – that is a good thing to say to defend the woman’s position and won some points with my wife. Of course that just meant I had to go see the movie “under cover” and won’t be able to ever discuss it with anyone in my household.

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

Recorded the game and just finished watching.

Season-end thoughts? Bitter and melancholic. It’s not clear what this team could, with the men available to it, have achieved—certainly, there were terrible losses from what was expected to be the roster, but there was also mismanagement, on the field and in the front office, of a magnitude that pretty well beggars the tongue—but it doesn’t seem impossible that with competent management they mightn’t have brought it off anyway. But that’s the past; it’s another country, and only strangers live there.

(Suppose the Giants had Andrew Friedman as GM and Joe Maddon as field manager: what, then, would 2011 have been like?)

And, from what Larry Baer has said about Bochean, things do not look likely to change any time soon.

It’s going to be a long winter. Go Rays.

See you all in 2012, probably.

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by owlcroft on Sep 28, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Bye Owlcroft. Enjoy the offseason!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 28, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait Giants what

We’ll revisit this tomorrow when everyone’s done freaking out about THE BEST NIGHT OF BASEBALL EVER

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like both will be extended soon.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If not given outright shares in the team. Undying reign is undying.

Fare the well, Bill Neukom.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is how I feel. It’s hard to blame the injuries when you’ve compounded your problems by not playing the best healthy nine you still have on the roster.

The trade for Orlando Cabrera is something I’ll never get over. It goes down as Michael Tucker-level to me because I just know Sabean sat in his office and put value in the fact that Cabrera had made the playoffs in however many straight years.

Add to that Moneyball coming out a couple months later and the contrast has never been sharper between those that “get it” and those that simply do not.

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Sep 29, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE THE RAYS

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by doubleteapot on Sep 28, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

OK

Tonight I gained a new relative, had Scott Linebrink help end the Braves’ season, and had an epic Red Sox faceplant.

Sweet.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 28, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Makes up a little bit for the sad Giants

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

why is it so satisfying watching these collosal meltdowns by Boston and Atlanta?

I don’t like Tampa and kinda have a disdain for the Cardinals since the 1987 NLCS?? Is it like watching a trainwreck? does it in some perverted way, make me not feel so bad about the Giants season of having had to suffer with Tejada, Zito, Cabrera and Rowand? do I secretly wish that no team would win the WS this year, just suspend the season and force the entire country to watch 2010 WS re-runs? does this make me vile, classless?

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

You are a hero.

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREATEST TEAM OF ALL TIME

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by doubleteapot on Sep 28, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why tempt the baseball gods?

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

KABOOM

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems reasonable

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by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

And at the bottom of the article

*unless their starting pitching fucking SUCKS

by fishmicmuffin on Sep 28, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just shit my pants

Peed. Vomited. Ran around my house screaming like a 14 year old girl. I need new underwear and other stuff

by Fila429 on Sep 28, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

TMI

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well let’s not go crazy. It’s not like TGWTWS. Keep your old underwear.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

were these the same underwear you have donned since 11/1/2010...you know, the "lucky ones"?

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the game today

I was pretty pissed that most of the stuff that they were giving away were to people who sat at the View Reserve

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by ayeyoJERM on Sep 28, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

My team lost

But tonight was really fun.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I was rooting for the Braves. Hate the Cards more.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Sep 28, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I rooted for maximum schadenfreude, which meant rooting against the Braves — but I don’t want the Cards to get anywhere in the postseason.

by non sequitur on Sep 28, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

No matter how many championships you win Red Sox

You are still the most EPIC losers off all time

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by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

which we’ll hear about til the end of time over and over and over and over again

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 28, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, Astros, the other seven teams got the memo.

Why not you? Where’s the thrilling conclusion?

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 28, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

To be fair

They are the Astros and they already had their impact on the playoffs by taking the Giants out.

by nofreetime on Sep 28, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

AZ should thank them

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOL

Lol Braves & Red Sox!!! What a wonderful day!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 28, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

this is why i love MCC

from overthemonster

DRaysBay posters, sorry, but even if you don’t mean anything by it, you’re kill-on-sight for now.

I think here at MCC we’ve always been able to deal with posters from other sites, even after an emotional trashing such as this, without having to banhammer everyone
Like when the dbacks fans came over and said we were worthy opponents the mods here didnt just ban them for being dbacks fans

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Sep 28, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re just as bad here, when the going gets rough. It may not have been ban-on-sight, but we’re all human. Today was terrible for Sox fan, and I can understand that. I’ll be gleeful from a distance.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were at least a couple of people who wanted off with his head. And I don’t blame them at all.

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, but of course there were a few dumbasses that would troll after last seasons playoff series’

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 28, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

If the Giants collapsed in that fashion and lost in that way I’d react exactly the same.

Except I would have thrown my laptop through my bedroom window and I live on the 14th floor so I probably wouldnt have been able to respond

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by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you thought of a new name yet? You can’t use DFAZito.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fire Sabochbaerean?

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 28, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be pissed at the giants

but didnt a lot of phillies fans come over here after the nlcs and say congrats
I feel like I would want to congrats the other team if the shoe was on the other foot

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by operation carrot on Sep 28, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

you would not want to be walking in the streets

would be raining TVs, laptops, remote controls and other objects. I can’t feel sorry for either Boston fans (greedy bastards, how many championships do you really expect to win this decade?) or Atlanta fans….just because you are Braves fans, but you do have hot chicks complaining about how laaauuuunnnnngggg the games are. I will miss that.

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol n00b to our wars with Purple Row

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

vile

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 28, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vial

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lions and wolves and fish

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you like Freys with that?

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

are they in a flaky golden crust?

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ask the rat cook!

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that you and the other mods don't take kindly to mccoven who troll other blogs

although if ever there was a blog that deserved it it would be purple row

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by operation carrot on Sep 28, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

most of the blowups started with them coming here

and McCoven reacting badly, often needlessly so.

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

It would be Gaslamp Ball.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except if we trolled, we’d actually take over their blog.

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find it funny how it takes 10 recs to green something there. That’s a majority of their userbase.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, really? That’s LL standards, except they have a huge silent majority.

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawfish Boxes, on the other hand, only requires one rec.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we had that, would be lots of fun here.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of the best threads were the all-green threads of the 2010WS. The Giants win the Series! The Giants win the Series! And they’re going cray-z!

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The all-green thread the day the Giants moved into first place was fun.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Memememememe

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah we get along with anyone as long as they’re not blatant dickbags. Typical whiny Red Sox fan garbage.

I don’t think I can sleep tonight. I’m so jazzed about today’s baseball action. Although I might wear myself out from laughing at the Red Sox.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

If we weren’t both Giants fans, I doubt we’d get along at all.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even being Giants fans doesn’t mean we can’t attack each other viciously!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

UNPACK THIS

/grabs jim’s crotch

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/realizes it’s his own crotch

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by doubleteapot on Sep 28, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re jim?

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

dad?

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by doubleteapot on Sep 28, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sounds like a bad time in the park restrooms.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re George Michael.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enough Arrested Development references!

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

/giggles

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

When does the winter leagues start down there? Get a chance to see Belt actually play.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the AFL. Belt is going to the DR

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/9/21/2440781/giants-finalize-list-of-7-prospects-they-will-send-to-the-az-fall

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

October 14. Do we know which team he’s playing for? Peguero’s playing for los Gigantes de Cibao and Perez is playing for Águilas Cibaeñas. Which is funny because los Gigantes play in San Francisco de Macoris and los Águilas play in Cibao itself.

I don’t even.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs reported it but I don’t remember which team.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only reason I know where Peguero and Perez are going is because I asked Peguero and Perez put up pics of him training in Cibao on Facebook.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a few friends who are Red Sox fans and they can’t stand the bullshit from other Sox fans, either.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ones I can’t stand are the ones who seemingly joined up after 2004. I was going to Red Sox games (in Oakland, no longer, though) since I was able to go by myself to games.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uncle Marty must be pissed!

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by son of ggf on Sep 28, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I don't like OTM

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by doubleteapot on Sep 28, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

most other sbn blogs are kind of lame, boring, or in the case of inlouwetrust straight up cruel even to the users

luckily there are some really good baseball blogs on here
vivaelbirdos, goodphight, and the mets one come to mind

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

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by operation carrot on Sep 28, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Seattle baseball team one isn’t too bad either…

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 28, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

how could I forget lookout landing

theyre much funnier and cleverer and handsomer then mcc from what i hear

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by operation carrot on Sep 28, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’re definitely more argyle

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by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOUBLE

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOUBLE

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOUBLE

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by Badly Browned on Sep 28, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

DRaysBay is pretty loose

Swearing in every thread… it’s like McCovey Chronicles but slightly more extreme

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by doubleteapot on Sep 28, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bradley Woodrum is pretty great.

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by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

After a collapse like that I don't think this is a bad policy for that one thread

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by RichHerreraHomer on Sep 28, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I frankly don’t understand “foreign” posters dropping in on a site to offer their condolences. The players, sure. But the fans? I don’t see what the point is.

by non sequitur on Sep 28, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's an awful lot of trolling

among the three sites, especially between DRays Bay and OTM. OTM and PA do a fair bit of sniping too. It’s kinda icky.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atlanta lost, Boston lost, and the Dodgers still suck. I’m pretty okay with this.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Now let's get the Yankees and Phillies out,

and give the MVP and Cy to Not-Dodgers! Except they’d both probably be Dbacks.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 28, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Cy Young goes to LA. MVP no.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

and once Kershaw wins the award, he needs to send a "thank you" card to Sabes and the Giants

for constructing such a fucked up lineup allowing Kershaw to appear super human and window dressing the stats.

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kennedy isn’t getting a CYA.

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by Natto on Sep 28, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Upton goes the MVP, either.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LePapelbon

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by ayeyoJERM on Sep 28, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

no triple crown

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by positiveuphemism on Sep 28, 2011 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish we could’ve pulled that off haha.

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by Unitard on Sep 28, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

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by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

z
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Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 28, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

There have been several HRs that clinched playoff berths, but not in the final game of the season.

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by Natto on Sep 28, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEAT

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 28, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

we should swap hated former all stars

zito for crawford
get it done savy sabes

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by operation carrot on Sep 28, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would trade Belt and Posey for Crawford.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unholy alliance!

Wait, we actually turned out to BE the West Coast Red Sox

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 28, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Memo to Baer's office: terminate the Red Sox alliance, also

while in town dissolving alliance, stick Ellsbury in the back of the trunk, leave a sack of Rainy Day money on John Henry’s desk.

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I refused to accept this because I knew it would bring our downfall.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN Writers picks for World Series champs before the season started

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/preview/2011/news/story?page=11expertpicks

- LOL at the number of people who picked the Red Sox’s

- Buster Olney was the only one to pick the Giants

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by ayeyoJERM on Sep 28, 2011 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Rockies

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by kiririn on Sep 28, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trending on twitter in SF
Trends: San Francisco · change

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GO SIT IN THE CORNER, Papelbon

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by jponry on Sep 28, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO SIT IN THE CORNER Papelbon #EnoughIsEnough

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by calgiants86 on Sep 28, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a matter of hours Skip Bayless is gonna make LePapelbon a trending topic

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by ayeyoJERM on Sep 28, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love vlad in the third picture

Looks like he just won the damn world series

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by operation carrot on Sep 28, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

aww

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 28, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

its fantastic

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by calgiants86 on Sep 28, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Mark Reynolds care, though?

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reynolds is having HIS celebration

while his ex Bag teammates are experiencing the NLDS. Coincidence? Fuck no, strikeouts and unproductive ABs are killers and the Giants lineup is full of them. Needs to change in 2012. OBP and execution needs to improve.

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

What? I was making fun of a grocer’s apostrophe.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahhhh, got it

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reynolds has more walks than anyone on the DBacks except for Chris Young.

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by Natto on Sep 28, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

They should have kept him and moved him to first base.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 28, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goldschmidt?

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will flame out once he's scouted properly.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt it.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hint: don’t throw anything on the inner half of the plate.

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

teams were pitching him away and he was disciplined enough

to hit the ball the other way. Amazing how a young player can do that when we have a 12 year veteran who couldn’t fucking figure that out. Un fucking believable. The book on Goldschmidt (and some teams not named the Giants have it figured out hence his .250 BA), just feed him breaking pitch after breaking pitch. Dude has a hard time hitting the curve ball. He killed us because we were afraid to challenge him after he beat Timmeh a couple of times. He will come back down to earth in 2012 , maybe in 2011 with the quality of pitching usually seen in the playoffs.

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can buy that. And if you’re crazy enough to challenge him with a 92 mph inside fastball, you deserve exactly what you’re going to get.

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will be interested to see how he does in the playoffs

we clearly did not have a good book on him or we just didn’t execute our pitches. I believe he took Tim deep twice, one pitch was a pretty good pitch down and in and Goldschmidt hit it to dead CF. I think you will see him get a steady diet of off speed pitches and he will struggle in the NLDS and NLCS if the Bags get that far.

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean like

don’t throw fastballs in the strike zone? fucker can’t hit breaking pitches yet we treated him like he was the second coming of Babe Ruth

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s seemed to have adjusted, hitting a lot of outside pitches now.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 28, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep, much success going the other way

not your typical rookie. But this league has a way of exploiting weaknesses. I’m expecting a much different approach to pitching him next year.

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

While you said that, Andres Torres struck out on a curveball.

/whiff

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having Mark Reynold’s for the whole season > Goldschmidt 150 AB’s?

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 28, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, it’s probably about a 1.5 win difference at most. I can see why they wouldn’t want him around.

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are on to something

we could have made the playoffs if they would have made such a move.

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, but

the Bags were a better team with Neck Tat at 3B and adding Hernandez as the 8th inning guy and closer when Putz was out, than they would have been with 200 K man Reynolds

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe there’s a correlation with the last two teams he’s played on

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by son of ggf on Sep 28, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

But not as much as Kent Huskins

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 28, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

VIA Jeff Sullivan. Never forget what land this

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by DFARowand on Sep 28, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

omg

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that he just mirrored the guy, complete with "Oriole" reading backward.

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love baseball

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 28, 2011 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

asher roth'd

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by operation carrot on Sep 28, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welp..

Click for lulz

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by positiveuphemism on Sep 28, 2011 10:10 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Sadly, ours probably looks similar.

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Reyes - Rafael Furcal

similar career arc’s, perhaps? (what with the leg injuries)

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by son of ggf on Sep 28, 2011 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Reyes was and is much better.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

c’mon, you know what I’m sayin

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by son of ggf on Sep 28, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

give the CrawDad a chance

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by son of ggf on Sep 28, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reyes is a better baseball player than Crawford.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that’s putting it VERY mildly.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

that wasn’t the question

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by son of ggf on Sep 28, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I had bought tickets to the Orioles game...

It would have been so awesome to be there…

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by calgiants86 on Sep 28, 2011 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Buck Showalter’s evil grin is the cherry on top of it all.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 28, 2011 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I am sorry to have missed these games!

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 28, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

the best thing about him being the O’s manager is that we don’t have to listen to him on ESPN anymore. Well, at least until he gets fired.

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by son of ggf on Sep 28, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know

That evil grin was purty darn awesome.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 28, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMGSAWXOMG

/in case nobody said that yet

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by son of ggf on Sep 28, 2011 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

how orgasmic

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by son of ggf on Sep 28, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 28, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish they broke it down by inning for the last game. Because they would’ve climbed back up to ~80+% I imagine, only to plummet yet again.

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The human part of me is thinking, it must really hurt to be a Red Sox fan right now……. But then I remember its the Red Sox… SO LOL RED SOX

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by calgiants86 on Sep 28, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll still have to feign sympathy with my neighbor

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by son of ggf on Sep 28, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to feign sympathy when one of my friends (a Braves fan) came over and watched the Braves lose…. that was tough…

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by calgiants86 on Sep 28, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

random thought

I haven’t considered it much, but I’d be totally okay with the Cards winning the Series.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2011 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Better than at half the options out there.

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t know where that stray at came from.

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he doesn’t need his nonsense reinforced.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

But pitcher hitting eighth!

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That might be the only thing he ever did right.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh. He uh. That one time. Yeah I got nothing.

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

oosh, true

I’d still rather have them than the Yanks or AZ, though. And for some reason, I just don’t care about Detroit.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I’d rather have them over the Phillies, and probably the Brewers too.

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LaRussa thinks he invented baseball.

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by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame him for left handed relief specialists and thirty minute innings because he’s gone to the bullpen four times

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 28, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL to all the Rays fans that left the game because they thought it was over ........

as Johnny Rambo said ……

NOTHING IS OVER!!! NOTHING!!!

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by GIANT stoner on Sep 28, 2011 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

This

Idiots. Just means the real fans stayed.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 28, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno

you’re assuming they were ever there.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, Christian strikes out in his final MLB AB

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by son of ggf on Sep 28, 2011 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAAH

Final MLB AB of 2011, you mean.

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, I mean career

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by son of ggf on Sep 28, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think we’re not going to see him in 2012?

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by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a rhetorical question

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by son of ggf on Sep 28, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres was batting around .250 after 40 AB’s in 2009. Not saying Christian is like Torres, but that 40’s AB’s mean nothing.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 28, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, Torres is only about a .260 hitter.

If we insist in talking about batting average. But Torres has considerable power and walks to flesh out that BA.

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by owlcroft on Sep 28, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, very true. He lost a lot of power this season, but I’m hopeful he can bounce back next season. I think switching to lighter bat really messed with his timing and therefore his power. He seems to be in really good shape, so maybe a mental restart is all he needs.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 28, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

c’mon, the guy will be 34 next year, and he’s done pretty much nothing in his entire career, save part of last year. He’s a 4th outfielder, at best.

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by son of ggf on Sep 28, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll get your Andruw Jones in CF, and I hope you enjoy it.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aside from having 1.7 WAR in 111 games…

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by EricW on Sep 28, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh, that’s stellar

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by son of ggf on Sep 28, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s objectively not true.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

really? how do you make something more of this?

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by son of ggf on Sep 28, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure how you ignore 2008, 2009 and 2010 and just go off 2011.

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by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

let’s see; nothing is listed for 2008, so, yes, ignore that.Then, he reappears at the age of 31 in 2009 and garners a whopping 170 PA’s; so, pretty much ignorable. Then, breakout part-year in 2010—much acknowledged and appreciated—and dumps a major load in 2011.

Summary—a part year of good, and the rest—mediocre at best.

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by son of ggf on Sep 28, 2011 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I look at the 110 OPS+ in 3 years in San Francisco and think ‘Hey, that’s pretty acceptable for an extremely good center fielder’.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 29, 2011 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

That makes the second year in a row that Adrian Gonzalez’s team is eliminated on the last day.

by Hyoton on Sep 28, 2011 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

They should trade him to us for Huff. Dude’s a winner.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Sep 28, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

SILVER LINING!

Orlando Cabrera’s stupid streak is over!!!!!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 28, 2011 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Unfortunately

Sabes thinks he could start a new one and re-signs him for 3 years.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have visions of Sox fans watching in dismay as whatshisname gets the walk-off his, switch desperately to the Rays game, have just enough time to think “Oh no, it’s Longoria!”, and then….

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 28, 2011 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

badly written but you get the point

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 28, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

the ones

around Pinstripe Alley seemed to realize that they were hosed if they lost to the O’s.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

That guy is lucky to have Crawford as a decoy.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 28, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he allowed it to be tied.

So the hate might still be stronger for him

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 28, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude I wouldn't want to be either

I bet Youkilis gets a brick through his window just for being injured.

by Cap M on Sep 28, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was chatting with my Red Sox fan friend.

That’s exactly what happened.

me (after Andino’s walk-off): hi
hello

him: stfu gtfo
ok longoria
is at bat
 thats it
 we’re done

Two minutes later:

me: hello
hi
how are you
him: yup

And then he went on a tirade, which I would get banned for posting.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t feel much remorse, even after trolling him for a good half hour.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I just rubbed it in on Facebook where I have about four or five die-hard Sox fans and even if I really like some of them, I’m totally doing it

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 28, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to say that when Longoria hit his first home run in the eighth I jumped up and down and screamed for the first time since maybe June. Maybe earlier. That and the 9th were just incredible

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 28, 2011 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Courtesy of ESPN - Tonight's Timeline

7:10 ATL First pitch
7:10 BAL First pitch
7:11 TB First pitch
7:19 ATL Ryan Howard double gives Phillies lead
7:21 TB Curtis Granderson scores on Ben Zobrist error
7:27 ATL Sac fly by Chipper Jones ties game at 1
7:49 BAL Red Sox take lead on Dustin Pedroia single
7:54 TB Mark Teixeira grand slam gives Yankees 5-0 lead
8:03 ATL Dan Uggla homer puts Braves up 3-1
8:06 BAL Red Sox trail on J.J. Hardy homer
8:06 HOU First pitch
8:20 BAL Alfredo Simon balks home Marco Scutaro to tie game
8:24 HOU Nick Punto singles home fifth run of first inning
8:35 TB Second homer for Teixeira gives Yankees 6-0 lead
8:36 BAL Pedroia homer gives Red Sox 3-2 lead
8:52 TB Andruw Jones homers to give Yankees 7-0 lead
9:07 ATL Jack Wilson error cuts Braves’ lead to 3-2
9:34 BAL Game delayed by rain
9:56 ATL Chase Utley sacrafice fly scores Pete Orr to tie game
10:11 ATL Wilson strikes out to send game to extras
10:17 TB Bases-loaded walk gets Rays on the scoreboard
10:18 HOU Allen Craig homer gives Cardinals final margain of victory
10:23 TB Evan Longoria homer pulls Rays within one of Yankees
10:26 HOU Cardinals win 8-0
10:27 TB Johnny Damon popout ends six-run Rays rally
10:33 ATL Michael Martinez snags deep fly to send game to 11th
10:47 TB Pinch-hitter Dan Johnson ties game at 7 with home run
10:58 BAL Game resumes
11:13 ATL Martin Prado grounds out to end Phillies’ threat in 12th
11:18 BAL Scutaro thrown out at home to preserve one-run game
11:28 ATL Hunter Pence blooper gives Phillies lead in 13th
11:40 ATL Phillies win 4-3
11:59 BAL Nolan Reimold double ties game in bottom of 9th
12:02 BAL Robert Andino game-winning single: Orioles win 4-3
12:05 TB Longoria game-winning homer: Rays win 8-7 in 12

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You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 10:39 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Unforgettable night of baseball. But not as unforgettable as 11/1/2010.

God I’m glad I mortgaged my kid’s college fund and went to Arlington. Sure it drained the advanced education account, but he will learn so much more by working his way through college. It’s the Giants way. Gritty. Scrappy. Character building.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

and study dentistry?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 28, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is great

Makes following this thread so much easier for us late participants.

"It'll break your heart. It's designed to break your heart."
- A. Bartlett Giamatti

by drdata24 on Sep 28, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine we’re getting close to 2000 comments, but I don’t want to go anywhere. This thread smells like victory.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAAHAAH

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAAHAHAHA

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two is better than one?

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Sep 28, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, internet! I knew you’d be on top of it!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 28, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRILLIANT!

BLISTERING BARNACLES!!! ANOTHER BLOWN SAVE!!!

by blkprjkt on Sep 29, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have a rec and not just for Green Man

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 28, 2011 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

How much crap will Girardi get for pulling Yankees players off the field before the eighth and not putting in Rivera in the ninth? He did kind of gift-horse this to the Rays

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 28, 2011 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

As much as I hate the Yankees, Girardi’s only job is what is best for his team.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 28, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

none

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 28, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’ll see how the Boston media and it’s subsidiary in Bristol handle it because it’s a legitimate complaint. You’re supposed to play your best players in a playoff situation, especially today.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 28, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Girardi announced before the game that he was resting his relievers to get ready for the playoffs.

And frankly, I can’t blame him.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Sep 28, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

and

he lost a catcher to injury during the game. I don’t know how serious it was, but it would be stupid to keep risking starters for no gain.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 28, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. Nobody, but NOBODY, expects the Yankees to do anything to help Boston ever.

And even then, the Yankees took a 7-0 lead. That results in the B-team any day of the week, let alone two days before the playoffs start.

The Red Sox can’t blame anyone but themselves, and maybe the architect that designed the Rays’ outfield fence.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Sep 28, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The hypnotist who planted doom within the mind of Carl Crawford.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 28, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/goes to water the Doom plant

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Sep 28, 2011 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. Him taking a 7-0 lead was all part of a diabolical plan to make it look like he wasn’t trying to gift the game to the Rays!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Sep 29, 2011 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Teixeira is a replicant!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 29, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

post from DRaysBay
Had to be at temple tonight for Rosh Hashanah
I thought the Rabbi was spouting his typical Rosh Hashanah spiel when he spoke about walking in temple on the New Year’s eve and walking out in a brand new time and place, but I walked into temple and the Rays were down 7-0, and right when I got home, Dan Johnson hits a game-tying homer, and Longo wins it in extras. A whole new season, (and a stretch of a metaphor) indeed!

I’m gettin’ drunk on Manischewitz!!!!!

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2011 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

that also summarizes why I am not a practicing Jew

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Sep 28, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit is gross

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, Lies—are you gonna be around at Thanksgiving time?

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Sep 28, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

In SF?

Unlikely but possible. Sup?

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 28, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be in Seattle

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Sep 28, 2011 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

no. The sitting in temple in the heat of a pennant race. well, also the Manischewitz

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Sep 28, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what head phones and iPhones are for. As well as a decent excuse to leave Yom Kippur services to “take a nap” (something I’ve done more than enough times as a kid). Also, Yom Kippur usually happens during the playoffs so since you’re supposed to not work/go to school, anyways, that’s a whole day to do nothing but watch baseball.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 28, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, faking it doesn’t seem like such a good alternative, either.

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Sep 28, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s Yom Kippur- you’re atoning for it then so it all equals out. And if not, there’s always next year.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 28, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

you keep affirming my position

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Sep 28, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, faking it doesn’t seem like such a good alternative, either.

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Sep 28, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still laughing.

Has to be the least likely baseball day of all time.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 28, 2011 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

too bad they waste it on the worst of the contenders. But, that’s a rant for another day.

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Sep 28, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey at least...

…Bochy pulled Beltran so he could preserve his .300 average. Because that’s so important for the Giants as a team. Isn’t that .300 hitter the whole reason the Giants are going to tear it up in the post-season…
Yes, I dabble in sarcasm.

BLISTERING BARNACLES!!! ANOTHER BLOWN SAVE!!!

by blkprjkt on Sep 29, 2011 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

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