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Post-game thread: Giants explode for run against Kershaw, but Lincecum shelled for two runs

Two earned runs? This isn't Coors Field, hippie! Booooooooo! Booooooooooooooooo!  Jack Morris would have glared Sands back to the batter box, and the umpires would have let it happen because, hey, Jack Morris.

There really isn't any rhyme or reason to this Kershaw/Lincecum thing. Kershaw has been better than Lincecum this year, but it's not like the difference between Justin Verlander and Brad Penny. They've both been fantastic. Kershaw has an ERA just over 1.00 against the Giants this year; Lincecum's is just under 2.00 against the Dodgers.

The Giants couldn't beat Kershaw this year. Doing so would have triggered some Doc Brown nonsense where your mother never met your father. When Lincecum faced Kershaw, it was Lincecum who would allow the solo home run or two-out hit at the wrong time. Kershaw would do nothing of the sort, and he'll probably win the Cy Young because of it. Almost 20% of his starts this season came against the Giants. Against the teams that aren't the Giants, his ERA is 2.54. Lincecum's season ERA is 2.59.

The difference between Lincecum and Kershaw this season is that Lincecum didn't get to face the Giants. 

Oh, there's more to it than that, I know. But the numerical symmetry is just too laughable to ignore. It was great that the Giants exploded for all of those runs in Colorado -- really, that was fun. But they're still on place to be a historically awful offense. They're on pace for 570 runs this year. Fewer than any non-strike year since moving to San Francisco. Fewer than the 1885 Giants, who played 112 games, and fewer than the 1985 Giants, the only team in franchise history to lose 100 games.e

That's the reason the team will go home in October, hopefully to sit in a corner and think about what they did. That's the reason Clayton Kershaw will win the Cy Young. That's the reason Tim Lincecum might finish under .500 for the season. 

This game was another eye-opener. In a world in which Cody Ross, Pat Burrell, Pablo Sandoval, Buster Posey, and Freddy Sanchez are all injured, this was the Giants' lineup. Remember: last year, the Giants crushed lefties, mostly because of those names up there. About 350 days later, and you have Mark DeRosa hitting cleanup and Brett Pill hitting fifth. I'd complain about Justin Christian and Chris Stewart, but they combined for two-thirds of the Giants' hits tonight.

This was a keep-Cody game. It's not like he's the difference in this game, but he's a hitter who can crush lefties. The Giants are light on those, and it's so danged obvious when Ross isn't in the lineup. Kershaw probably won't be traded for some T-bonds in the offseason, so the Giants should probably think about how they can hit lefties next year. They'll get players back from injury, sure, but it wouldn't hurt for them to be a little proactive on this front.

Also, the Giants should think about getting some better hitters.

There are discouraging games, and there are Dodger wins that seriously harm the chances for the Giants to make the playoffs. Can't get that stink out with a little Lava soap. Not at all.

I hear Scottsdale is lovely in March.

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Poor Timmy

I feel so bad for the guy…

by TBRMKane on Sep 20, 2011 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I've been wearing grooves in the floor

standing in this line.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Sep 20, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

same here

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Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

WHY IS CABRERA?!?!

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by Falconer88 on Sep 20, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Timmy

That shot of him looking away from the field after the Giants’ 8th inning rally died was just too sad.

"Your curses do not compare to those of Houston fans or Detroit fans, and especially not to those of fans from the northside of Chicago. You are not Hamlet. You are Valerie Bertinelli. Your victim act is schlocky, and totally unconvincing. You fancy yourself tormented. You are merely insecure."
-- Scott Burton to Red Sox fans, 6/12/02
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by achiappanza on Sep 21, 2011 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

nah

He’s one of the best players in the universe. He gets paid a lot of money. And he’s just about at the point where he can buttonhole Cain and Bumgarner and have a little meeting with Sabean.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cy Young
Cy Young
WS MVP
-

Down year

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by ResDog on Sep 21, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rent was WS MVP.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy won some kind of playoffs MVP thingy.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

We are all WS MVP

by capn on Sep 21, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

From numerous wikis … he won the Babe Ruth award last year:

The Babe Ruth Award is an annual award given to the Major League Baseball player with the best performance in the World Series, similar to the World Series MVP Award.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Babe Ruth Award is this thing recognizing the best/most valuable player over the whole postseason, which I think Timmy definitely deserved.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BELT

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 20, 2011 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

it’s so depressing to see the lineup an hour before the game and KNOW that we are going to lose despite tim being on the mound…but BORK

also LOLBELT

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Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

WHY IS CABRERA?!?!

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 20, 2011 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

and STILL watch the game knowing you are wasting the evening.

by Daver321 on Sep 20, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Saw that lineup and thought...

No way they can score a run, not with 5 automatic outs. But they DID, and the run producer was Chris Stewart. Never woulda thunk it.

fred71510

by fred71510 on Sep 21, 2011 5:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

DFA OCab

Giants baseball: Together We're Crippled

by TheAntiBork on Sep 20, 2011 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

It would almost make me mad at this point

Like, you’re doing this now? Something about barn doors and horses….

by taliesin on Sep 20, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can lead a horse to a barn door but you cant make him eat it.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can lead a horticulture

but you can’t make her think

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Sep 21, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that's

the Rowand Principle.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean loves his experience

/Giants sign to a 2 year, $22 million extension.

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by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see you know your Sabean.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 20, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is this where we can continue argueing that Tejada is better than OCab?

Because, you know, it’s one of the more important debates around here.

by Daver321 on Sep 20, 2011 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Rush does suck. Although, I did enjoy Geddy Lee singing on Bob and Doug McKenzie’s “Take Off”.

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by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are so many things wrong with this statement. Well, ok, there are 2 things wrong with this statement.

by Daver321 on Sep 20, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked SCTV back in the day.

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by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob and Doug

The McKenzie Brothers were brillliantly stupid. That’s an art, but it did go on too long.

"Your curses do not compare to those of Houston fans or Detroit fans, and especially not to those of fans from the northside of Chicago. You are not Hamlet. You are Valerie Bertinelli. Your victim act is schlocky, and totally unconvincing. You fancy yourself tormented. You are merely insecure."
-- Scott Burton to Red Sox fans, 6/12/02
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by achiappanza on Sep 21, 2011 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tom Sawyer would like to disagree with you

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 20, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean Tom Soyee?

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Geddy Lee's voice drives me crazy,

but Neal Peart is one of the most talented drummers of his generation.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 21, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, he was right. Peart is incredibly talented.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

And while his professional like has been very successful, his personal life was pretty crappy for a while.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is there any argument about this? It’s obviously true.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 20, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy Sanchez career vs. LHP: .342/.383/.489

He’s basically Tony Gwynn against lefties. Jesus. I miss that guy.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Not really

I think he’s rated. People over-value his high batting average, but probably don’t give him enough credit for his D.

by taliesin on Sep 20, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Wynn was totally unrated, though.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 20, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He really was

Kudos for getting the spelling right there.

by taliesin on Sep 20, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t have remembered on my own, but someone brought it up and linked to the original thread a few days ago.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 20, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

so you think he's overrated offensively, underrated defensively?

how quickly we forget what everybody thought of the giant lineup last season

by the freak on Sep 20, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, FORMER BATTING CHAMP FREDDY SANCHEZ is pretty lolz

But I think a lot of people undervalue his platoon split. I knew he hit lefties, but Grant’s mention made me look him up. Damn. That’s pretty numbers for a +D 2B.

I’m really hoping for some arrangement next year that gives Freddy regular days off without the Jeff Keppinger Singles Parade being the only alternative.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frodo would be good for that role

But I’m pretty sure he’s gone, so….

Also I think you’re getting ahead of yourself assuming that Freddy’s going to need days off. This feels like the DeRosa situation all over again.

by taliesin on Sep 20, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I'm not sure what you mean by the DeRosa comparison

Do you mean to say Freddy’s going to be pretty much a non-entity next year and they need a full-time 2B?

Oh, and Frodo would be perfect for the utility/platoon role, assuming a righty bat can be acquired this offseason. I hope they’re smart enough to keep him.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's my fear

It wouldn’t be that surprising if he’s just done. When a guy starts getting multiple surgeries on the same body part, it’s not good.

by taliesin on Sep 20, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to make a joke earlier where I said Sanchez will be back on opening day and be on the DL April 24th.

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by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just made it!

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by Natto on Sep 20, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this was his OTHER shoulder, right?

I mean, yeah, hopefully someone is on the roster who can pass for a major league second baseman if Freddy is done. I’m just assuming for the purposes of this Freddy Sanchez subthread that Freddy Sanchez can play baseball. :D

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he'd had injuries to BOTH shoulders before

Maybe he’d never had surgery on this one though. It’s a research project.

by taliesin on Sep 20, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone have a tool for this?

I found a Baggs article from last off-season talking about surgery on his left shoulder, but it also says that his right shoulder was injured, but was healing fine. (Or was it?) But I don’t know an easy way to find out if he might have had any injuries to that shoulder prior to joining the Giants.

by taliesin on Sep 20, 2011 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn't this the other shoulder?

i thought the first surgery was on his non throwing shoulder?

by the freak on Sep 20, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering why

Brian Sabean signed Freddy to another extension after only one game this season, when he had only played in 110 games the previous two years. Clearly he could have waited until the end of the season and got him for about the same price, maybe less? But hey, Sabean

by EricRitz on Sep 21, 2011 2:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Jeff Keppinger Singles Parade would be a pretty damn good backup though.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Sep 20, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good folk-rock band too.

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by Natto on Sep 20, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just avoided that joke! I was so proud.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Sep 20, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH YOU THINK YOU’RE SOO MUCH BETTER THAN ME?

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by Natto on Sep 20, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't get me started on my art prowess

I can draw a hell of a stick figure.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Sep 20, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure

But he can’t really play any other positions and off the bench he’s basically the same lefty-masher as Freddy with much weaker numbers against righties. Not much of a utility-man.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but

He actually kinda sucks against righties. The Fontenot-Sanchez platoon has been a dream of mine for many moons.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

eh career .309 wOBA against righties

He’s not a black hole. Obviously Fontenot hits righties better, but if you wanted to keep Freddy’s defense out there or play Fontenot at short it wouldn’t be a huge problem.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

I can’t stand Kepp anymore.

by boonitez on Sep 21, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh?

Kepp’s fine. He’ll be useful off the bench next year I think. Maybe in ST they can figure out if he can play any other positions.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s range-less and obscenely slow on the basepaths. He also hits for no power. I think I’m mostly just irritated that he’s always batting 2nd. I do realize he’s above replacement level; he’s just not Freddy.

by boonitez on Sep 21, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keeping things in perspective

-Kershaw’s a great pitcher so it’s not a known that playing the Brandon’s would have made things different

-The Giants weren’t going to go 17-0 and were bound to lose at least once

-If Pablo is indeed really hurt and not at his full strength, this whole crazy idea of a run is over anyways as the team’s not going anywhere if he’s not at full strength. It’s over. It’s yet another sign that this season wasn’t meant to be.

-Community and Parks & Rec start on Thursday.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 20, 2011 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

agree with most of that

but I do believe that belt makes a difference in the 9th inning instead of old 4-3 huff

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Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

WHY IS CABRERA?!?!

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 20, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Pill staying in against a righty

by Daver321 on Sep 20, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

this too

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

WHY IS CABRERA?!?!

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 20, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing some won’t be watching the Giants on Thursday.

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by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

-I don’t like this kind of reasoning. We knew that Orlando Cabrera and Brett Pill and Justin Christian were not going to be good. Playing them is indefensible.

-Of course. They don’t have juiced balls.

-If this is how Pablo is when he’s hurt, then give me more injured Pablo.

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"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 20, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo’s fine hitting lefty, but his shoulder acts up hitting righty. It’s a weird situation and the kind of thing that’d really kill him in the playoffs.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have him bat left-handed, then.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 20, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LEFTIES CANT HIT LEFTIES

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by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

discussed a bit down-thread
It’s ironic that a switch hitter becomes so limited (instead of versatile) when an injury hampers one side. A straight left handed hitter can still bat against a LHP but I guess it’s too weird for a switch hitter to try it when they have spent their whole life not doing it. Still, I can’t help but think Pablo batting left handed tonight and playing defense is better than DeRosa.
He’s batted lefty against a lefty a few times this year since he got injured. He just can’t do anything with a breaking ball.

So it wouldn’t rule out Pablo batting against LHP, but it’d make the lineup even more vulnerable to lefty starters and loogies than it already is. Witness what Javier did to the Phillies last year.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

and if you’re in a situation when you basically have to close out by winning every game, it’s very, very, dicey. The Giants have no margin for error and that’s a huge error right there.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 21, 2011 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not asking Pablo Sandoval to make a fool of himself by trying to do something incredibly difficult which he has virtually no experience doing (hitting a lefty from the left side of the plate) is a huge error?

Perhaps Bochy should have played him at shortstop as well.

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by Bhaakon on Sep 21, 2011 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

that

would have been an improvement.

Also, no one seems to be giving any props to Bochy for using a cleanup hitter who admits he can’t hit anything but singles. The one good RH bat they have was used as a pinch-hitter.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Half the team can’t do anything with a breaking ball…

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh come now dood

1. watch them
2. wave at them
3. get hit by them, then wave at them

Well, I guess that’s it.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

but my tv won't turn on

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by jponry on Sep 21, 2011 6:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

While I don't disagree with this,

what bothers me is that a manager who has drawn fire from time to time for “playing the hot hand” sat some hot hands against a pitcher who’s up for the CYA.

Playing the Brandons wouldn’t have been a guaranteed improvement, but it was worth the risk, especially with AZ falling to the Pirates.

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by breadfan7 on Sep 21, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

When Justin Christian and Chris Stewart are your offensive stars of the evening, you know it’s not a good game.

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by Natto on Sep 20, 2011 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

or

Batting 6th, Orlando Cabrera.

And the cleanup hitter who can’t hit a fly ball. Maybe that would be a good name for a Duane Decker book.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait so what is the status on Pablo?

Is he done for rest of the season? Or is he finishing off the season?

by Giants49war on Sep 20, 2011 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

He's still playing

But he apparently can’t bat right-handed. So he’ll most likely be sitting again tomorrow.

by taliesin on Sep 20, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing Wade Miley isn’t pitching vs. the Giants. He’s a lefty.

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by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s ironic that a switch hitter becomes so limited (instead of versatile) when an injury hampers one side. A straight left handed hitter can still bat against a LHP but I guess it’s too weird for a switch hitter to try it when they have spent their whole life not doing it. Still, I can’t help but think Pablo batting left handed tonight and playing defense is better than DeRosa.

by Daver321 on Sep 20, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s batted lefty against a lefty a few times this year since he got injured. He just can’t do anything with a breaking ball.

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by groug on Sep 20, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well then fuck the playoffs.

He’ll be sitting for Hamels & Lee anyway.

by younghutch on Sep 21, 2011 5:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, and he might need surgery on his shoulder or something (KNBR yesterday)

by Hyoton on Sep 21, 2011 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because of teh gays, amirite?

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he just really likes Kershaw’s fashion sense.

by Hyoton on Sep 21, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

They were dressed by the Giants but conquered/saved by him. As you can tell from the photo, they are happy to be under his protection. He trully is the son of Krypton.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 20, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not for me

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 21, 2011 4:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

See? This is why I can’t hate him. I really can’t.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you put in the effort though?

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I completely, honestly did. And I really did hate him for a while. But then I learned of his work in Africa, and I began to respect him.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO EXCUSES!

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry! I’ll try harder next time.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I find it hard to hate people, anyway.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't feel the need to hate him

I think I’ll come around when he’s playing on the next good Dodgers team, though.

by boonitez on Sep 21, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran statue

Every time he’s up in a clutch situation, I think of him in game 7 of the NLCS staring at strike 3.

by faust10 on Sep 20, 2011 11:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I think of him destroying NL pitching in the ’04 playoffs.

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by Natto on Sep 20, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think of nachos.

I really like nachos.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can destroy a bowl of nachos.

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by Natto on Sep 20, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

When it really counts, Carlos Beltran can’t finish his nachos. He just leaves them on the table.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

fuck

I should have said “He just leaves them right out on the plate.”

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re really letting us down, you choker.

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by groug on Sep 20, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly you don’t care about the Giants community here.

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by groug on Sep 20, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you just can’t play defense against these accusations.

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by groug on Sep 20, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re so selfish.

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by groug on Sep 20, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

We gave up a heck of a prospect for you, and you’re not taking this blog to the next level.

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by groug on Sep 20, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, if you really want me to produce with jokes, someone has to set the table.

I can’t put this blog on my back. Someone has to post a setup ahead of me so I can bring it home.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I want to pronounce your name LIES and perfidy even though it’s apparently lies and PERFIDY. I take this personally.

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by groug on Sep 20, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, you smell like the Mets.

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by groug on Sep 20, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I don’t think I have any more.

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by groug on Sep 20, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you sure?

I can wait around for a bit.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh!

You refused to play defense on the other side of the blog to accommodate Every6thDay.

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by groug on Sep 20, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

Well, yeah, I did that. Fuck that guy.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I appreciated this whole sub thread.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

But he’s selfish, so he just throws them away later.

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by Natto on Sep 20, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell no

he asks for a doggy bag, then walks past homeless guys holding it just out of their reach saying “MINE! MINE!”. Then he throws them away when he gets home- in a plastic trash bag.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

My right shoulder hurts so I can only eat them left-handed.

If they’re served to me by a lefty waiter then DeRosa has to eat them for me.

by younghutch on Sep 21, 2011 5:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think about the fact that he's the best hitter on this team.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

I remember that. And then the endless panning to crying middle-aged Mets fans.

by boonitez on Sep 21, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also bunt singles.

Nothing in between, though.

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

"He's gonna get a big hug, and I'm gonna hang on for a while." -Duane Kuiper

by Juan Primo on Sep 20, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has power and speed!

Quick, someone spin this to another GM so we can get something for him.

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 20, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

His little "hot" streak to end the season

Has really closed the gap with Whiteside. .254 wOBA vs .263 for Eli. At this point I think it’s over for poor Eli.

by taliesin on Sep 20, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eli has played himself out of a job.

But at least we will always have him catching Sanchez’s no hitter. And his bunny hop fighting style.

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 20, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

him getting an opportunity to have a career for himself is the one good thing that came out of the posey injury

by the freak on Sep 20, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

except it would have been better if it it was allowed to happen before Eli stopped catching balls

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 20, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

With his off the field work, he’s hard to hate. He’s the complete opposite of Mat Latos.

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by SFGuy on Sep 20, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

Plus, he is better looking and spells his name correctly.

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 20, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

kid is a stud, cant stand him

by the freak on Sep 20, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate his Dodgerness.

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by Natto on Sep 20, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Can’t he just demand a trade to, I don’t know, somebody in the AL Central or something?

by taliesin on Sep 20, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just not the Tigers.

A rotation containing him and Verlander would be insane. Kinda like the Phillies.

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 20, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Brad Penny!

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by Natto on Sep 20, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should go to Cleveland

The Indians really don’t have a whole lot going for them at the moment.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 20, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't realize

Justin Masterson has actually been really good this year. WTF?

by boonitez on Sep 21, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same.

He’s also BFFs with Matthew Stafford, which is annoyingly cool.

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

"He's gonna get a big hug, and I'm gonna hang on for a while." -Duane Kuiper

by Juan Primo on Sep 20, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe. But no asthetic value whatsoever.

He has an ugly motion that I find displeasing. Especially when it acts as some form of Indian snake charmer on the Giants lineup.

by younghutch on Sep 21, 2011 5:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looking Towards Next Season

So many question marks, you really have no idea who’s gonna be on this team. I hope they keep the bullpen together, manage somehow to sign Beltran, I would like Ross back but, who knows.

by the freak on Sep 20, 2011 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

who will be on the team

Justin Christian.
Brett Pill.
Yuniesky Betancourt.
Aaron Rowand.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

So Kershaw’s got our numbers.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 20, 2011 11:20 PM PDT reply actions  

“How about if I wait six weeks to call. I could tell her I found her number while I was cleaning out my wallet, I can’t remember where we met. I’ll ask her what she looks like and then I’ll ask her if we fucked. How about that? Would that be money? "

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 6:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

With Bork’s lineups, the Giants will always be at his mercy.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 20, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was as if Beltran was saying, "screw this, I don’t want look bad swinging through those fastballs."

Yes. That is exactly what Beltran was saying.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 20, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool! I just guessed, but that’s awesome that I got it exactly right.

Boo

by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on Sep 20, 2011 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he said it in Spanish, but that was the exact translation.

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by groug on Sep 20, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the idiom is a little tricky, but that’s pretty much it.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Literally translated, he said “The pen of my uncle is on the table.”

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Sep 21, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

As some old-time umpire . . .

. . . famed for this sort of thing, once chanted to a struck-out batter:

Young man, you will learn before you get much older
that you cannot get a hit with the bat upon your shoulder.

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by owlcroft on Sep 21, 2011 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie swung at that comment.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand swung at it and missed.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

That comment hit Nate as he swung at it.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

But you have to admit, the game would be more fun if the umpires routinely rapped to struck-out batters as they trudged back to the dugout.

by Evan on Sep 21, 2011 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

What are you, Ted Williams or something?

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Until you get to 2 strikes, of course

At which point you no longer have the luxury of swinging only at pitches you like. I’m totally fine with the first 3 pitches of that AB. Two painted mid-90’s strikes — tough to do anything with them, better just wait — followed by an apparently sharp-eyed take. It’s pitch #4 where I’m like WTF. The guys just threw six straight fastballs, five for strikes, and the last three of them at YOUR knees. As this one comes in looking very much like another fastball right down the middle at the knees, are you really sitting on something off-speed and surprised that, oh shit, it’s another fastball?!?

I love CB, but that was not a lovable moment.

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by TheAntiBork on Sep 21, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unless it’s a full count, says elcroata. Then it’s usually better to take the borderline pitch.

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

He fucked up in that at-bat

He’s still one of the only guys on that team I’d trust in the future in an important at-bat, because he’s one of the only upper echelon hitters on the team.

by otis29 on Sep 21, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!!!!

FINALLY SOMEONE IS PUTTING BELTRAN IN HIS PLACE

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by Natto on Sep 20, 2011 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sandoval should have started.

Batting left vs. a left handed pitcher he would have still done better than oh I don’t know, Mark De Rosa?

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by _Jag_ on Sep 20, 2011 11:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Every time I hear about Derek Holland being good this year, I can’t think of anything but 12 balls in 13 pitches.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 20, 2011 11:42 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants can do no wrong tonight!

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by Natto on Sep 20, 2011 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IS UP WITH THAT SHIT

WE NEED MORE AGGRESSIVE BATTERS LIKE O-CAB WHO CAN MAKE 3 OUTS ON 6 PITCHES

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by kiririn on Sep 20, 2011 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ball 4! Ball 8!

Low and away and he’s walked the bases loaded on 12 straight pitches! I don’t know how they can lay off pitches that close!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, I read that wrong at first.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy

Asked if he appreciated the great matchups between him and Kershaw, Lincecum said, "A lot, just because he’s fun to watch. You obvously don’t try to get caught up in that. I’d rather see my offense doing a lot better against him than what’s been going on. There’s no boring moment in the game. He tends to keep the games close all the time now, it seems."

I asked him if he was already looking forward a shot to beat Kershaw in 2012, and he said, "For sure. Another thing is trying not to have double-digit-loss seasons like I’ve had back-to-back seasons now .That’ll be another goal of mine. I think it will be easy for me to reassess what my goals are in the offseason and make a pretty good chart, because I’m averaging a ton of pitches per game and a lot of walks. There are other things I’d like to get better at. With that, hopefully it will help all the other numbers."

http://t.co/DO8ERQyC

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"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 20, 2011 11:43 PM PDT reply actions  

OFFSEASON GOALS

1) Learn how to win.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 20, 2011 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he fails every year.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Sep 20, 2011 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had one of the best winning percentages in baseball in 2009, oddly enough.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 20, 2011 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tactic to reach goal:

1) Sign with Yankees.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Sep 20, 2011 11:53 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

At least he recognizes it.

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by Natto on Sep 20, 2011 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

PROBLEM: High walk rate.
SOLUTION: Play for a team where he can pitch against the Giants.

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by kiririn on Sep 20, 2011 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooh! He's gonna make charts!

I hope there is a power point presentation to go with them

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 20, 2011 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was a gracious way of saying that Clayton Kershaw is 1,000 times better than him.

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2011 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe more of a gracious way to say his offense sucks

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 21, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

What a coincidence

I’d also rather see the offense doing a lot better.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Sep 21, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Game sucked

I was not in a friendly place but it would have been cool if they scored another run. I was very pissed Cabrera was playing and tbh I am sooooooo happy Bochy didn’t use Belt, it was super smart of him to keep Belt on the bench and use Huff, why use one of the better hitters on the team with the game possibly in reach?

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Sep 20, 2011 11:45 PM PDT reply actions  

When I see Bochy's lineups

Matt Cain, Tim Lincecum, and Madison Bumgarner,
L2WIN.

by _Jag_ on Sep 20, 2011 11:55 PM PDT reply actions  

that

Seems like something only the Brewers, DBacks, or Phillies fans can do.

by boonitez on Sep 21, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The real Alley Oop:

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by owlcroft on Sep 21, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The next person who blames CARLOS FUCKING BELTRAN is gettin stabbed in the eye.

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Sep 21, 2011 12:19 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

It was fun being World Champions

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Sep 21, 2011 12:23 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I’m sorry, i just can’t agree with blaming injuries to Burrel and Sanchez for the failure of this team. Losing Posey hurt a lot sure. But, this is squarely on Sabean and Bochy.

Just as I predicted at the beginning of the season, " Bochy will dicker away enough games to keep the Giants out of the playoffs this season. We can’t count on the Rockies and Dodgers being bad again and having that make up for Bochy’s poor regular season management."

Okay well, I was wrong about the Dodgers and Rockies. But I don’t watch them 150 games a year like I do the team that Bochy manages.

Over

by cybermaldonado on Sep 21, 2011 12:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, honestly.

Its not hard to imagine Bochy being personally responsible for the amount of wins we will inevitably be short off.

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Sep 21, 2011 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

of*

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Sep 21, 2011 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well that settles it. At least we won't have to have this discussion all winter...
via Andrew Baggerly
“Heard this: Ain’t no way Jose Reyes will consider signing with the Giants this winter.”

by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Sep 21, 2011 12:45 AM PDT reply actions  

uhhhhh

from who?
reasons?

Also if this is true. DOUCHE

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Sep 21, 2011 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Poor GiantPain

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 21, 2011 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll only fantasize even harder.

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

If we take Omar Infante and Jamey Carroll and squish them together with a pinch of Furcal...

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds like a hideous mashup

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

OBP AND DEFENSE AND VETERAN GRIT

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing I scotch-guarded my iPad after last time.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

After reading that it kind of occurred to me that while we hear a bunch about how the park discourages hitters from signing here

this season it could actually be the fact that our offense is perpetually terrible and they know they would be shouldering an entire offense of the non-Pablo/non-Buster players.

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by TGOH on Sep 21, 2011 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please, Jose?

RIP Bowtie: 2009 - 2011. Thanks for the World Series.

by jordanovich on Sep 21, 2011 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 21, 2011 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Sep 21, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m imagining GP rending his own face in grief-stricken agony.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

well

Maybe we can afford both Beltran and Rollins? That’d be cool.

by boonitez on Sep 21, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rany Day Fund

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Day Fund? Winn, Johnson. Who’s next?

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by Tay on Sep 21, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jackson!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Messenger!

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Sep 21, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rollins and Beltran would be an OK change

Torres CF
Sanchez 2B
Sandoval 3B
Beltran LF
Posey C
Belt RF
Rollins SS
Huff 1B

Isn’t bad. Rollins still has a little pop in the bat, and he’s a good hitter for a shortstop period. And he’s a plus defender.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wouldn't be ideal

But it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world either.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

well it’d beat the fuck out of Justin Christian

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It kind of sickens me that this offense, in addition to being historically terrible

is also going to basically be the reason that a Dodger wins the Cy.

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He's like Grant, but fun size.

by TGOH on Sep 21, 2011 12:45 AM PDT reply actions  

The baserunning

in this game was pretty poor. Getting picked off a few times really makes it difficult to score runs, especially going against a pitcher as good as Kershaw. It may not have mattered, but it definitely didn’t help.

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by Tay on Sep 21, 2011 1:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Well . . .

. . . if your manager is enamored of small-ball tactics, like the hit-and-run with no outs, these things will happen.

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by owlcroft on Sep 21, 2011 2:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

That hit and run was called on a 1-1 pitch. Why the hell is Bochy so confident that Kepp will get something to hit at 1-1? As it turns out, it was not even close to hittable.

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by TheAntiBork on Sep 21, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone keep hit-and-run statistics?

It seems like the Giants have been very unsuccessful with it this year – even more than you’d expect from a generally weak offense.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 21, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team seems to be lousy at base running (as they are in situational hitting or even basic baseball fundamentals). Even the Vroooommmm guys aren’t very good at it.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 21, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which is why . . .

. . . they keep trying it. Einstein’s famous definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. Well, Bochy seems, by that standard, to be insane. Whoulda thunk it?

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by owlcroft on Sep 21, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do the Giants still do the Fan Appreciation Day

On the last game of the year? I remember them giving away a bunch of shit all throughout the games.

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2011 6:18 AM PDT reply actions  

next Wed.

oddly a day game. I mean, not odd for a Wed. but for the last game of the season. I think I’m going to try to take the day off and go.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

This year they’re giving out trips to the DL

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 21, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Steak knives?

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flappy tendons

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Third prize is you’re fired! Hit the bricks pal!

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about coffee? I just want some coffee…

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN!

Such a great scene.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

COFFEE IS ONLY FOR BRIAN WILSON!!!

/Romo puts cup down…

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait... what?

Running right handed batters against a lefty Cy Young candidate smelled a lot like Dusty ball last night. Fuzzy math small ball. Real baseball logic dictates: send your hottest bats up there and fight to the death, regardless of what some mathematical stat on lefty vs lefty says. Would much rather have seen Sandoval take left-handed hacks against Kershaw last night along with other guys who sat on the bench, than the parade of 0-fors like DeRosa that Bochy ran out there last night. Cabrera? Glue factory. Why in the hell is this guy EVER in the lineup? Beltran? 2 for 4 amounted to nothing. Anybody who bought his jersey should be thinking about grabbing the gas can and a book of matches. He wants the Giants to “improve their offense”. Show him the door and that will surely happen. Most crucial series in a do-or-die scenario and somehow these slobs are on the field? A slumping Andres Torres would be used best as a pinch runner instead of Darren “deer in the headlights” Ford. And so on. And so on.

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Am I bitter? Yeah, just a little bit.
Justin Christian and Chris Stewart both went 2 for 3 last night. That’s the highlight.

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by blkprjkt on Sep 21, 2011 6:25 AM PDT reply actions  

I too would have liked to see Pablo at 3rd hitting lefty against Kershaw…. I do not think any of the Beat writers asked that question.

If Torres would be better used as a PR, then who would you rather be starting in CF?

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by Giant among Angels on Sep 21, 2011 6:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

ANYBODY in CF with a livelier piece of hickory. Obviously the roster is slim pickings, but hoping a guy will suddenly break out of a long slump in a crucial game? Hmmm… Belt? He plays everywhere. Left to Center I’m sure he could handle it as long as nobody hit any deep deep gappers.

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by blkprjkt on Sep 21, 2011 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to be so angry if Cabrera is in the lineup tonight.

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by jponry on Sep 21, 2011 6:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

uh oh

run wakethedragon.exe

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

/wraps all household breakables in bubble wrap.

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

/walks around Merope’s house popping all the bubbles

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

With propelloring action?

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was fuming at the game last night, I kept telling my dad there was no reason for him to be in the lineup, If I had to watch a shortstop not hit, I’d rather it be Crawford at this point.

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by sanfrankid on Sep 21, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really don't understand

How anyone can justify him being in the lineup ever. It’s sad that a 50-something year old man who gets paid probably somewhere in the ballpark of a million dollars a year to assemble a team didn’t know he was a shitty player when somehow all of us, casual baseball fans that are for the most part younger and less experienced than him, did.

by boonitez on Sep 21, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

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Clayton Kershaw (.227) has a higher wOBA than Orlando Cabrera (.205) with the Giants.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was academic.

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You had me until Beltran.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 6:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. Didn’t like him watching strike 3 in the 8th, but implying he shouldn’t have been in the lineup is just silly.

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by TheAntiBork on Sep 21, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

this morning

I was reading a book on Portugal’s earliest history. Remember those bastards that invented 0? It’s their fault.

The Giants would have scored at least 1 run in every game if not for those math-bastards.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, I thought that 0 was an Arabic invention?

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well sure. That’s who was in Portugal!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Got it. Was a little confused about when earliest history was. So this was during the Moorish reign of Iberia?

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

That be it. I didn’t mean to imply otherwise.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought India beat them to that.

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by oldjacket on Sep 21, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

[…]
Oh Baghdad
Center of the world
City of ashes
With its great mosques
Erupting from the mouth of god
Rising from the ashes like
a speckled bird
Splayed against the mosaic sky
Oh, clouds around
We created the zero
But we mean nothing to you

You would believe
That we are just some mystical tale
We are just a swollen belly
That gave birth to Sinbad, Scheherazade
We gave birth
Oh, oh, to the zero
The perfect number
We invented the zero
And we mean nothing to you

Our children run through
the streets
And you sent your flames
Your shooting stars
Shock and awe
Shock and awe
Like some, some
Imagined warrior production
Twenty-first century
No chivalry involved
No Bushido

  —Patti Smith Radio Baghdad

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 21, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

you know how numbers work, right?

Yes, but hitting for average and hitting when it counts are two totally different things. Sitting on a called third strike in the 8th last night pretty much negates his 2 hits in the game from a pure baseball perspective. The object of the game is to win. Aside from a few sparks in the 8-0 run the Giants had, Beltran wasn’t that much of a contributor. It’s just food for thought. He’s expensive, he’s old, and unfortunately Sabean bought into the sportswriters’ hype before the trade deadline and took a bad gamble. He doesn’t fit.

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by blkprjkt on Sep 21, 2011 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is by far the best offensive player on the Giants. I believe your analysis of this situation suffers from a bit of confirmation bias.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps it’s just a misunderstanding. Maybe Beltran drives an automatic rather than a stick and has heard of this thing called a clutch? ;)

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by blkprjkt on Sep 21, 2011 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran has a .913 OPS this year.

When hitting with runners in scoring position, he has a .957 OPS.

When hitting with runners in scoring position and two outs, he has a .945 OPS

All hitters hit better with runners in scoring position. But you shape your idea of “clutch” to be whatever situation the player you don’t like failed to get a hit in.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT WHAT'S HIS OPS WITH RUNNER IN SCORING POSITION IN THE LAST 5 GAMES THAT HE'S STRUCK OUT SMART GAI?

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

This was awesome.

It is rancid, rotten food that no one should eat, and it would make the team worse if you ate it.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

…but not before breakfast.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 21, 2011 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think

he’s talking about natto.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bacalhau!

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lutefisk!

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by EliminateMe on Sep 21, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lutefisk solo!!!

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

flagged

Norwegians eat bacalao too! In fact it was my favorite dish in Norway!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

But there they just call it salt cod.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

But rises again harder and stronger

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely applies to salt cod

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

wat

It’s bacalao on the menus. You can spot it in the restaurants because it’s the only thing cooked in tomato sauce that contains spices other than salt.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT. what is this. I blame European integration.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should

but in this case it’s Hanseatic League integration!

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit. Get the Spanish out of the Low Countries.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone should have the username Balut.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baluto

And they should talk like Popeye’s nemesis.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baleet would be appropriate for 2011

by capn on Sep 21, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Valid points. All I’m saying is don’t bring dude back in 2012. I’ve been to suffer camp with the Giants going back to 1965. Seen just about everything that can come down the pike in SF. In the Sabean era alone, how many aging vets has he brought in that turned out to be more of a salary liability than a potent force on the team? Too many to count. The Giants won it last year on heart, guts, fight, outstanding pitching and clutch play. They certainly didn’t win it on stellar batting averages as we all know. Beltran’s personal numbers are really good. Good for him.

But beyond all that, let’s just all agree we should do away with Orange Fridays and have Black Fridays instead. Black jerseys! Black jerseys!

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by blkprjkt on Sep 21, 2011 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

No one thinks we should overpay Beltran

But saying that the offense will be better if he’s gone… that just doesn’t add up. He’s too good, and the rest of the team is too bad.

Also, selfish Beltran:

Beltran’s personal numbers are really good. Good for him.

No. Personal numbers are not just good for him. They’re good for the team, too.

The Giants won last year on fantastic pitching and OK hitting. They don’t have OK hitting any more, and getting rid of one of the only guys who’s hitting well isn’t going to help them get back to hitting well enough to win a title.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Reminder that there’s no “getting rid” of Beltran for 2012 as he’s no obligation to be in SF. The only decision is the $$$ and years to attract him to the team.

by Bar None on Sep 21, 2011 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course.

And with fans who obviously appreciate the significant value he brings with his hitting ability, why wouldn’t he want to stay?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Bootran

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. I mis-spoke, still trying to forget the SJ Merc article. I meant to say don’t offer him a new deal.

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by blkprjkt on Sep 21, 2011 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

So true, OK hitting went out the window. That said, one guy ie; Beltran isn’t going to make the difference. Maybe my biggest beef is the long-running trend in SF to pay big big money to guys in the middle to twilight of their careers, guys with a history of injuries, guys who were once great but don’t have a full tank anymore. I hate to use perennial whipping boy Barry Zito as the example, but yeah. The Oakland years of Hudson, Mulder, and Zito? Incredible! But that was then, this is now.

For the whopping amount that Beltran and Boras will likely ask for, wouldn’t it be better to get 2 or maybe even 3 players with above average hitting, and work deeper into the farm system? I think we can agree that we all want a winning franchise, a yearly contender, and some semblance of roster longevity if possible. The last time the Giants built around one guy (Barry) it failed to produce a championship. I blame that on Dusty mostly, but while Barry was piling up the HR record and using funny hand lotion, the Giants were off and on competitive, but hardly dominant. I guess that’s why it’s called a team sport.

We’re still in this for today right!
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by blkprjkt on Sep 21, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

For the whopping amount that Beltran and Boras will likely ask for, wouldn’t it be better to get 2 or maybe even 3 players

Otherwise known as the Guerrero Rationale.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Instead of getting one good player, let’s get a bunch of not-good ones.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously part duh

Aw shoot, I didn’t realize Carlos Beltran was the ONLY good player in baseball at the moment. My bad. I should have never quit playing fantasy baseball, because I don’t grasp the fine points of the real game anymore.

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by blkprjkt on Sep 21, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who do you want instead?

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/03/2012-mlb-free-agents.html

There’s a list of available free agents.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s not a good list, and particularly not a lot of nice buy low guys at positions of need.

Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention. Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention. Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention.
Mark DeRosa is more than the sum of his tendons.

by oldjacket on Sep 21, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Reyes really isn't an option

I’d like a Rollins, Infante, Carroll or Furcal for shortstop, and a Beltran for the outfield. If you can’t get a Beltran, I’d like a Willingham, Cuddyer, or Kubel.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really don't like Willingham

in the microsamples I have run through my Unreliableyeometer, he looks pretty bad in OF. Like Burrell, but without the cagey positioning that makes him look like he’s just reaching a ball out of his range.

But mostly I have an irrational belief that the one they sign will become Garko just because he puts on a black and orange cap. I’ll keep this to myself as often as I can during rosterbation season.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

But he’s from Alabama, and we need more Alabamians on the team.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

You had Mays and McCovey. They equate to eleventy billion normal Alabamian ballplayers.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve got a point. Reading that list was like reading the obituary page. Not much in there that is attractive and/or affordable at the same time. Still, not feeling Beltran as a Giant… almost feels like it might end up a little bit like Manny/Dodgers “Lite”, without the roids?

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by blkprjkt on Sep 21, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Manny was really good for the Dodgers, though.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha! Yes he was!

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by blkprjkt on Sep 21, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Manny Mota?

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Manny Sanguillen?

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

sign all of them

to big contracts, and DFA whoever is terrible!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

So that would be what? Anybody under the age of 33? 35?

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone! Just keep signing them!

by Hyoton on Sep 21, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's it!

The players’ union can’t stand up to this kind of forced application of Rainy Day Funds!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

IMO Beltran isn't a "good" player for what the Giants need

I believe he is accident prone, has a poor attitude, is aging… The tired Sabean-Bochy concept of getting a veteran slugger to carry the team ended with the steroid era, which he might have been a part of, which would explain his propensity for injury.

by ExPFCWintergreen on Sep 21, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh

The Giants need good players. Beltran is a good player.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree they do need good offensive players

But if they are going to spend big money on a 3-5 year contract, I would submit that it would be better spent on a younger player who plays in most of the games in any given year.

by ExPFCWintergreen on Sep 21, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good. Who?

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST TAKE YOUR PICK YOU CAN BUY WHOEVER YOU WANT REALITY IS IRRELEVANT

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would rather they pass altogether

than sign someone just because he is here and might possibly appear in >80 games. For starters I would re-sign Ross, and perhaps play Belt for a change. Beyond that I am not sure, but maybe you are.

by ExPFCWintergreen on Sep 21, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who plays at shortstop?

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

quit asking me questions I don't have answers to

I want Crawford to play there. I know he isn’t a proven hitter, but I think the Giants can afford to develop their own talent at SS. I think he can hit if given the EVERYDAY job at SS.

by ExPFCWintergreen on Sep 21, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford is very much a proven hitter

It’s just that the thing that he’s proven is that he’s terrible.

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Why I heard Krukow say...

just the other day, that Crawford has some pop. In reality, however, I think that he might become a .250 hitter. Not exactly tearing it up, but I think the future goes to teams that can play up-tempo hustle baseball.

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Krukow works for the Giants

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what did he say about Crawford’s BPs? That’s the true indicator of on-field performance.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather him get the everyday job than have them sign Tejada 2.0. That being said there are a few SSs that would be worth going after.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

People I'd rather see play SS every day for the Giants next year than Brandon Crawford:

Jose Reyes, Jimmy Rollins, Omar Infante, Jamey Carroll, Rafael Furcal, Mike Fontenot.

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also lots of trade targets.

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting...

Like who?

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, you never know who might be available

But Lowrie or Scutaro from the Sox, maybe. Ian Desmond perhaps. Cliff Pennington if he’s available. Jason Bartlett perhaps.

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know nothing about any of those guys except how much JPonry loves Bartlett.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford's batting average IS .250...

… in AA.

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do believe that Crawford’s BA would improve if given sufficient regular ABs

by ExPFCWintergreen on Sep 21, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't.

He got regular playing time in the minors. Didn’t make him any better.

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That usually works for a good hitter in AAA making the transition to the bigs. Not a poor hitter in AA/AAA making the transition.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You may be right

During his time in Fresno I mostly blamed Bochy without really looking at what he did there objectively

by ExPFCWintergreen on Sep 21, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it's gone down . . .

. . . with every level of play he’s gone up.

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by owlcroft on Sep 21, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, cause nobody who struggled in their first 200 PAs ever amounted to anything.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 21, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford has struggled in thousands of at bats.

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

he doesn’t even have 1000 minor league at-bats.

He struggled in AA in 2009. He was much bettter the next season although still not great. Then this season he’s inexplicably been poromoted to the big leagues.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 21, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That said, I don’t want him as the starting SS next year in SF.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 21, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not many of them have struggled in the minors and the majors to his extent

And amounted to anything.

I’m rooting for Crawford as well, because I love watching his defense. But deep down I know the reality.

by otis29 on Sep 21, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can certainly understand being gun shy on costly vets but this offense needs something new. The thing about the crappy vets they have signed is that those were obviously bad contracts even at the time.

I would like to see them at least take a chance on a big bat. If they sign Beltran, Fielder, etc… to a big contract at least they went for the better bats out there, even if it doesn’t work out.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who do you have in mind?

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/03/2012-mlb-free-agents.html

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rick Ankiel is only 32? Wow.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a whole lotta old.

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by ResDog on Sep 21, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

jesus christ

You know what the Beltran argument needs? Unsubstantiated accusations of steroid use! That’ll really elevate the discourse around here!

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by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He really IS accident prone though. Just yesterday, he dropped his bat while walking from the dugout to the on-deck circle, and he knocked over Ford’s glass of milk.

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by Tay on Sep 21, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear he’s being played by Chevy Chase in the movie.

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by Ott on Sep 21, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is beyond stupid

Beltran is a good player. He’s the best hitter on this team. You not liking it does not change that.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 21, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't add a second guy until you add the first amirite?
That said, one guy ie; Beltran isn’t going to make the difference.

by otis29 on Sep 21, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

One guy is never going to make a difference, so never get any good players.

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

You have to sign two players at the same time!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

while Barry was piling up the HR record and using funny hand lotion, the Giants were off and on competitive, but hardly dominant.

…Noooooooo….

by boonitez on Sep 21, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really like the sportswriters' hype bit

Since, generally, sportswriters have shit on Beltran ever since he left Houston.

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by marcello on Sep 21, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, don't keep Cody

Outfield right-handed platoon bats actually aren’t that hard to find.

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 6:49 AM PDT reply actions  

But he’s our right-handed platoon bat!

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

"But he’s our right-handed platoon bat!"

Not after the season. Then the Giants are just another in the queue.

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by owlcroft on Sep 21, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

RRRRRRAAAAAAAGE

Don’t keep any platoon bats at all!

Have you run out of rum again? We’re going to have to keep you drunk all offseason, sailor.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

run Ssory Doc.exe

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ssory Doc.exe run time fail
Hammie not found

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

This version of Ssory Doc is not able to run dingerz.exe. Would you like to revert to previous version?

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s a pretty interesting interview with a Parks and Rec writer’s assistant.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 7:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Heard this: Ain’t no way Jose Reyes will consider signing with the Giants this winter.

/pours one out

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Why is the rum gone?

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was unpacked.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Win

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

/wipes away the tears

I can learn to love Jimmy Rollins.

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

You will appreciate your Furcal and not another word about it!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it's the Furcal who's showed up with the Cardinals for the past few months

I’m down.

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seems like a good, cheap patch, assuming Fontenot and Crawford are still around for the inevitable DL spells.

by Evan on Sep 21, 2011 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

My only concern is that the Giants have been patching SS since Aurillia moved off the position. One of these years, we should probably fix the issue.

Oh, Jose.

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

His performance in San Jose has been encouraging

I’ll be following him closely next year.

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stalker

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Vizquel had a few good years.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

SS is such a tough position to find

Castro and Cabrera are the only two very good ones I can think off.

Reyes and Rollins are good but injury prone

Ramirez is sliding into average

I though Andrus was going to be good but he has struggled mightily.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oops

forgot about Tulo

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Drew.

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like Drew

but he actually did not play well this year…wRC+ of 89 and a wOBA of .311….252/.317/.396

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Before the injury, he was on pace for a 3-4 WAR season. I’m not sure what your definition of playing well is.

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

more like mid 2s but all his stats were on par with his 2009 season when he had a 1.5 oWAR…

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I keep forgetting that you dig up everything from BBref.

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should explain this to the DBags so he can play for the Giants.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Trust me

I would love to have Drew in 2014. All I am saying is that he has not been the all-world player that a lot of people were expecting him to become.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

You seem to often assume that if a poster here expresses a preference for a particular player based on his ability (real or anticipated) to play better than current players, said poster is asserting the player will be “all-world” or some such. Sometimes people really just think that the particular player will be better, without regard for whether that player would be the very best ever.

You would probably be better served to not jump to the extreme, since it severely weakens your position and damages your credibility.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

We stopped listening to him when he changed his name.

by younghutch on Sep 21, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

tee hee
damages your credibility

by otis29 on Sep 21, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying to be nice!

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

not anymore!

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is because you like cake.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Subtle cakeism is the hardest to fight.

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

You rebel scum!

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by ResDog on Sep 21, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

He certainly came with high expectations but he’s been around for a while so I think they have been tampered for a few years now. Even so, he has had some damn good seasons (’08 and ’10).

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read this comment as talking about CalBear949. I find it a more interesting comment that way, so I’m not considering any other possibilities.

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by Ott on Sep 21, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m the Aubrey Huff of McC

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

CALLY CALLY CALLY
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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 21, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Correction

just checked fangraph

Erick Aybar and Escobar have been pretty darn good

Andrus has not been struggling as badly as I though but still wRC+ of 98

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

a wRC+ of 98 from a young SS is awesome.

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agree but not superstar level like I though he would be.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

A) He turned 23 less than a month ago. That’s still really young. B) He’s been worth >4 fWAR this year. You have some really odd definitions.

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I may been wrong about Andrus

I think he had a bad 1st half and that affected my view of him…2.8 oWAR and a plus defender is definite quite good.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I may been wrong

I stopped there. :p

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Andrus hasn't struggled at all.

He’s been fantastic.

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

And you get to have the same arguments you have about Reyes

Just have to throw in an “He’s old” and a “he’s better than any of the other options” lines.

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

that “better than any of the other options” line leads to the slippery slope of Tejada. “Look at all these crappy SS! Let’s pay this one $6M!”

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

But Tejada wasn’t even a SS last year

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

He played more SS last year than he did this year

by Hyoton on Sep 21, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so. Baltimore played him pretty much exclusively as a 3B, so only about 1/3 of his playing time was at SS last year. This year it was closer to 1/2 of his total playing time.

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

But real inningswise he got ~500 with the Padres; this year he made it to 300 before getting the boot.

by Hyoton on Sep 21, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure what your point is. If your point is that he appeared in more games last year than this year, well, yeah, the stint on the DL + the DFA explain that. But I feel that saying that he played more SS last year than this year is a little misleading.

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

But Tejada wasn’t even a SS last year

Now who’s misleading who eh!

I certainly didn’t mean to be misleading, but he somehow played non humiliatingly as SS while on the padres and was hardly used as a 3B while there (for obvious reasonsr ). It was farfetched to think he could keep it up, but the hope seems to have been for merely sub-par D.

by Hyoton on Sep 21, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahah, fair enough.

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate to bring up Bay Area ties

But he was an Alameda kid and he is towards the end of his career. Maybe he wouldn’t be overly expensive?

by boonitez on Sep 21, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was an A’s fan though.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is stirring the pot

by capn on Sep 21, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is the soup ready?

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

No soup for you!

by capn on Sep 21, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

cough . . .

I’d take Furcal over Rollins, if it would mean we could get a COF who could really hit.

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by oldjacket on Sep 21, 2011 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

COF?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Corner OF. OK

I want both.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

furcal is renteria 3.0

2 steps down, can’t stay healthy, severely diminished arm. huge mistake to want Furcal – and he’ll get at least 9MM which won’t fit in any budget anyways. Furcal of the braves is done. Furcal of the Bums is done. He can’t leg out hits and he can’t go deep in the hole. He is terrible, and should be shunned.

by shankbone on Sep 21, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, wow!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy let Pill bat against a righty in the 9th with Belt on the bench.

Lefties can’t hit lefties, but apparently, righties can hit righties.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 7:04 AM PDT reply actions  

This has long been Bochy's thoughts on the issue

It’s why Freddy is allowed to play against everyone despite the fact that his stats vs righties are actually pretty terrible and he’d be better off in a platoon with Fontenot.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 7:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

This whole thing makes me angry

Bochy is one of those stupid asses who looks at splits only when it can back up his bullshit. SSS and all be damned, if you are going to use those numbers, use them all the time, not just when it’s convenient for your sorry excuse for a managerial style. It wasn’t just Pill. Huff has a tendency to pull a large amount of pitches, Belt uses the whole field, so who would you use against a guy that lives on the outside at the knees? The pull hitter? WTF?!? I don’t wNt to hear about how he doesn’t have options. That is fucking bullshit. Him and Sabean are the ones responsable for the position the giants are in, not the injuries.

Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
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by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 21, 2011 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

After reading that, angry iPad typing is hard haha

Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely

by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 21, 2011 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Bochy's thoughts"

Textbook oxymoron.

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by owlcroft on Sep 21, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

other great moments in not pinch-hitting

every time Cabrera went to the plate.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHY IS CABRERA?!?

Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely

by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 21, 2011 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, small thread is small.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 21, 2011 7:16 AM PDT reply actions  

It was in the pool

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

It shrinks?

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

As it warms up today, it will get bigger. It’s at 200-ish right now. By this afternoon, it will be closer to 1000.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAWT!

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Umm wow...

From the Sharks: some guy made this?
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Ryane Clowe
This guy spent 250 hours making this! Unreal!

Looks real comfortable too… ahem…

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 7:26 AM PDT reply actions  

That guy looks like Vizquel with long hair.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, he does!

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Embarrassing
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by DFARowand on Sep 21, 2011 7:28 AM PDT reply actions  

He’s got Cain’s disease.

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know that all of the starters try never to blame anyone but themselves

That is definitely Matt Cain’s influence on them. However, I wish that one of them would go off on Bochy, Sabean and the offense to the press just once.

“Yeah, I really tried my best out there today. I struggled with my command a bit but managed to keep the team in the game but this fucking offense sucks ass. I mean, what was I supposed to do?”

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

/glances imperiously over the offense

/gives sabes the thumbs up

/sock another 10 million in the rainy day fund

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why don't pitchers realize their goal is not to win the game but to limit the opposing team to as few runs as possible?

There’s no reason for hate. Everyone knows the offense is why the team isn’t making the playoffs.

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by RichHerreraHomer on Sep 21, 2011 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no reason for hate. Everyone knows the offense is why the team isn’t making the playoffs.

And yet, Cabrera will be in the lineup again this evening.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody likes losing.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Big day for the Rays

Shields vs Hughes then Hellickson vs Sabathia.

First one should be easier. Prolly gotta win both.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 7:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Fucking embarrassing work from Baggs

Not a single mention in his game story or the postgame notes of Huff’s DP or not pinch hitting Belt. It was all OMG KERSHAW

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by DFARowand on Sep 21, 2011 7:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Dude straps on the kneepads for the postgame interview. I am not surprised.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the writers are as obsessed with Belt as we are and I’m also guessing there’s no point in asking because they already know the answer. Both Schulman and Baggs have at some point said that the Giants have really botched the handling of Belt this season and have criticized Bochy for Cabrera. Jenkins even criticized last night’s lineup in his column today so there is some awareness with the beat writers that everything is a little screwy.

Still… I wish they’d spill some beans about what is going on in the clubhouse because it’s obvious they know stuff they’re not saying and that stuff could explain a lot off what’s going on

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 21, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think sometimes fans forget

that this is a workplace for the players and coaches. Are we really entitled to the dirty laundry of the ebb and flow of personal interactions, beefs, etc. while they are happening? I’m pretty sure we’re not. I mean, would you like to see in the press every day some writer’s interpretation of what a third party thinks of a disagreement you had with your boss or coworker?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 21, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think you can apply the normal rules of a workplace to that of a professional sports team

I mean, I see your point. But the press is part of the deal with these guys. I’d hazard all this stuff (and more) would be aired out in most cities east of the Mississippi.

by otis29 on Sep 21, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or they’d just make some stuff up.

by Hyoton on Sep 21, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

The press is part of the deal, but there have to be understandings about what is off-limits and what can go on the record. As much dirty laundry that does get aired, there must be a ton of stuff that’s not.

by non sequitur on Sep 21, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that questioning why a player like Belt is sitting in favor of another player that is clearly inferior is very much in bounds. I believe wanting to know why a player like Cabrera who has contributed nothing at all during his time as a Giant continues to play is exactly why reporting agencies have beat reporters in the first place.

I mean, I am not asking the beat guys to video into bedroom windows or anything. I just want to know why the manager of my favorite team is such a ficking idiot?

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

because

Bighead’s mental powers are too much for the beat reporters to overcome.

by non sequitur on Sep 21, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

That looks a lot like Ian McDiarmid.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

/rec'd

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'd agree with that

I know these guys work hard to maintain decent relationships with the people they report on.

However, not inquiring about Belt is pretty weak.

by otis29 on Sep 21, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

If (in some alternate reality where what I do for a living is considered entertaining), then yes.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, true. I just mean there’s a lot of curious things that have gone on this season and the reporters still say that Bochy’s been doing a great job all things considering this season so I’m wondering if there’s more to comments about gritty vets and experience than there is. Like is Bochy doing something in the clubhouse to make everyone from falling into a pit of despair or if the pitchers staged a mutiny once and Bochy negotiated between them to get Cabrera out of the locker they locked him into

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 21, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I was mildly surprised at that…actually no…not surprised at all. No way that Bochy was going to have Belt bat in the situation. He’s going down with his veteran…

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m more impressed that in the first inning they ran into two outs on the basepaths and then ran into a third one. That was a full inning right there.

by Hyoton on Sep 21, 2011 7:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Just read through the thread and heard bad baserunning mentioned a couple of times but no details. I missed the 1st 3 or so innings, can anyone update me?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 21, 2011 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

There were several wasted baserunners.
Torres out on what looked like a hit and run
Christian picked off
Beltran made a baserunning out
and I think there may have been one other, we weren’t paying close attention, and actually didn’t even watch much past the 5th inning.

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran got picked off

That was his baserunning out

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by DFARowand on Sep 21, 2011 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

easy

this was just answering the “who’s who” of baserunning blunders last night.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was kinda my point.

I was hoping the all caps would be a giveaway that I was gently mocking the haters.

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by breadfan7 on Sep 21, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran doesn't make mistakes around here

Especially pretty serious ones, like not swinging even once when a guy has thrown nothing but fastballs for strikes with two out, two on, down 1 in the 8th.

by TortureOpp on Sep 21, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is clearly the problem with the offense.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He clearly did the best thing possible when he took 4 straight

fastballs over the plate in such a critical situation against a guy throwing strikes.

I can play the strawman game too!

by TortureOpp on Sep 21, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a bad at-bat

And bad timing at that. The team’s still damn lucky to have him on the roster.

by otis29 on Sep 21, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as you acknowledge that he is the best hitter on the Giants we are ok.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had a bad at bat. /shrug

His stats indicate that he will succeed in that situation at a greater rate than any other Giant; and most other baseball players on any team.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran fails all the time

The best hitters in baseball fail 6 out of 10 times.

Beltran just fails a hell of a lot less often than anyone else.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we just have different definitions of fuck up

Why is it worse that Beltran struck out looking than Pablo striking out swinging?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, both of you.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 21, 2011 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

also

Christian stole third, and would have been out by 10 feet had Barajas not dropped the ball.

Ford got on base and never got any kind of jump at all off Kershaw.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ford was able to take 2nd on a ball in the dirt. He’s not that good at stealing bases and he did make a good decision to move to 2nd on a ball that didn’t go too far away from Barajas. I expected him to be caught stealing in that situation on a pickoff.

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by Tay on Sep 21, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

fair enough

he also seems to have finally learned not to look back at the C when running, at least the last couple times I’ve seen him.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ford sucks at basestealing

All vroom, no sense

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by TheAntiBork on Sep 21, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I posted this the other day
The closer we get the more Bochy will go into veteran mode….

Huff to pinch hit over Belt? Cabrera starting over Crawford? DeRosa hitting clean up? C’mon Bochy.

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Sep 21, 2011 7:41 AM PDT reply actions  

We were so close….

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Sep 21, 2011 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

We were so a little close?

by Hyoton on Sep 21, 2011 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually thought both Huff and Belt should have pinch hit

One for Pill and one for Cabrera. Apparently Pill is so great that he gets to PH against a righty.

Fuck. Fontenot would have been a better option than Pill at that point.

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by DFARowand on Sep 21, 2011 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, Is Fontenot still on the team?

by Bar None on Sep 21, 2011 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’d be a good sideline reporter.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll need a box or something. Or maybe they can excavate along the sideline so the teams will stand in an Alan Ladd-type hole.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Either way is going to be cute as heck.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

indeed

I’d find my post from a few days ago but I’m lazy. We’re in this thing as long as we’re out of it, because once we get back into it the old guys will play again and we’ll be out of it.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

this is fantastically true. have a rec.

by Bar None on Sep 21, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

The revolving door of this thing.

by Hyoton on Sep 21, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH JOEY!

Clippers win back to back Triple-A National Championships. This time, on the back of a strong pitching performance by Joe Martinez!

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by rotorueter on Sep 21, 2011 7:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Congratulations!

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

z

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 21, 2011 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yeah!

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

JT Snow company man

Earlier on KNBR said that considering the injuries this year, Bochy did a great job, blah blah. That is going to start coming out of everybody’s mouth from Nukom, beat writers, KNBR, Sabez, to Bochy himself.

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Sep 21, 2011 7:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Meh, I don’t pay much attention to what they say. This is the group that said Velez was a cornerstone player in the organization, what? 3 months? before they let him go elsewhere.

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s gonna be a long cold winter. In fairness, Posey’s injury was the tipping point.

by Bar None on Sep 21, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

And then Freddy’s injury brought nails to the coffin, all the players going down in August brought in more nails, and then Beltran’s injury brought in some more nails and Pablo’s shoulder injury is going to close the coffin shut

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 21, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

That fucking Neukom guy is starting to get on my nerves.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, the Giants should think about getting some better hitters.

The FO may believe that they can just wait around for 2010 to happen again instead.

Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention. Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention. Jonathan Sanchez isn’t likely to be traded unless the Giants fall out of contention.
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by oldjacket on Sep 21, 2011 8:02 AM PDT reply actions  

I have a sinking feeling this is Plan A.

by Bar None on Sep 21, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

This definitely fits in with the Rainy Day Fund concept.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

A new coat of paint and some pergo flooring, and these foreclosed shotgun shacks will be ready for sale in 2012!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

The "$1000 Hammer" for the new millenium
“We found the Department (of Justice) spent $16 on each of the 250 muffins served at an August 2009 legal conference in Washington,” said a DOJ Office of Inspector General report released on Tuesday.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 8:17 AM PDT reply actions  

You’d think the DoJ could afford a Costco membership.

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

but the muffins had to be engineered to withstand cat 5 hurricanes.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well it wasn’t the muffins themselves so much as the special plates that they had to be served on.

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's gotta be where all the black ops money comes from.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ruth Ginsburg: Secret Assassin!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Caviar and truffle muffins!

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

In a related story, NPR reporters are now being forced to ride unicycles to get to field interviews.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a pretty nice prize if true though.

by Hyoton on Sep 21, 2011 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

WTF. Pirates culture?

by Bar None on Sep 21, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty messed up. Of course, stupid people will focus on that and assume it is the norm for Muslims.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woah. It isn’t?

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, usually it’s Desert Eagles.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, carry on then.

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or we could make him live here next to my chain smoking neighbors…

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you live next door to me?
I guess we should be thankful that they aren’t NOISY on top of everything else, but sheeesh. I walked out the front door this morning to water plants —> pot smoke.

Went out to water plants on the patio —→ cigarette smoke

Oh well.

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Same deal.

We have a corner bottom apartment adjacent to an alleyway and a walkway between our building and the one next to it. Car traffic, people traffic, all kinds of smoke, rowdy screaming kids above us.

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I keep saying I’m going to eat a ton of cabbage and go fart in their windows, but I’m guessing their sense of smell is so messed up they wouldn’t even notice.

“Duuuuude you reek of pot!!”
“Nuh-uh.”

The Mr. said that at his previous place of employment he walked past somebody who was reeking like that, he said the smell was overpowering, 5 minutes later he saw the same guy getting in an elevator with a boss-person-man….

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Richard Branson accepts the job!

Virgin Galactic just completed a construction facility in the Mojave Desert that will build spacecraft for the space tourism industry. This facility will employ 200 people.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt he’ll survive an unshielded trip through the atmosphere, but I’m for it at this point.

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2011 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy’s head is shaped a lot like Bezos’ latest rocket, maybe we can bundle them.

by Bar None on Sep 21, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Will the employees commute there via Virgin Galactic spaceship?

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

They always need a guinea pig to test out the dubiously successful first launches. Maybe we could fill out and submit an application in his name!

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is someone going to make him watch terrible movies or something?

by Hyoton on Sep 21, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

MOVIE SIGN!

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

The worst we can find. (la la la)

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Sep 21, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brian would construct his robot friends to be creaky and old.

Robot Roll Call:
Gritty!
Gamer!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Washed Up!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOLd!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 21, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giant Love to all

Brian Johnson game was good, was there and there for all I remember best,,
best on the radio,, Will Clark in Houston in his first at bat
same job, caught the Dolphins knock off the Bears in ‘85
I remember the Morgan game with sweet eff the Fodgers joy,, good seats with my uncle not too many rows back of the 3B dugout, still my favorite moment,,, told him about it many years later and asked about that team, he said they were broken up in no small part because the GM, Tom Haller, didn’t much like the racial make up of the roster, shockingly honest was Joe Morgan in a few private moments with him,, I remember that team with love man for sure
one of the earliest memories was on older McCovey pinch hitting into a DP to end a game,,, maybe my favorite memories is a little later, McCovey’s last year? ending a game in the 14th when my uncle had said we were leaving if it didn’t end with a two run shot into the football bleachers as the fog got really cold
so much and many more
one flap down
Marshall spanking Garrelts one night and shaking his fist and pointing out at the mound, next batter ducked under the one over his head and Garrelts tossed his glove, Guerro and the Had Man came out of the dugouts and it was ON
all washed away in a sea of a Championship
and now
all I can say is, last chance Sabes, get it done before all this pitching goes away, this pitching staff deserves a couple more post season runs because they are epic
love Giant fans,, big love

by GoGigantos on Sep 21, 2011 8:38 AM PDT reply actions  

yikes

Hac Man,, that dude was one bad mofo,, many many memories of him on and off the field, ran into him in the stragest places, not all of them seemed appropriate,, he was the coolest of cool without a doubt

by GoGigantos on Sep 21, 2011 8:43 AM PDT reply actions  

it is so hard to be positive about the future of this team right now

If it’s true that Jose Reyes wouldn’t even consider signing in SF, it really makes you wonder what the team’s reputation is among MLB players.

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2011 8:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Beltran did waive his NTC to come to SF.

by Hyoton on Sep 21, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

and then he texted Reyes about how terrible it is in SF and how he couldn’t wait to get the hell out of here….

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't that, like, the exact opposite of what he did?

Since he’s been saying that the Giants should get Reyes?

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all subterfuge. Secrets and Lies….this whole team is built on a tissue of lies and gritty gamertude.

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

he has a reverse texting plan

he gets paid when he sends a text.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or maybe it’s like ye olde WW2 code…if it’s in pencil black font it means the opposite!

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

People are going to point to the park as a reason, but they shouldn’t. The park didn’t put together this ridiculously bad lineup. The Giants had no problem scoring runs when they had good hitters.

If someone like Reyes (who plays in the Grand Canyon) looks at AT&T and says, “No way I play in that yard”, well then, that doesn’t make him a very smart person.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

if he were older

he’d look forward to a Giants contract like the annuity plan it seems to be.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

You’d think a guy approaching 30 would realise that his job here will be safe for a decade and no rookie will steal it from him.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 21, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants FA contracts

are like pension-spiking. Dave Roberts: one year as Deputy Chief Strikeout Producer, a lifetime of benefits!

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Reyes isn't even a power hitter to begin with, and the park has

a lot of room for the ball to roll around in while he trots into 3rd standing up.

by TortureOpp on Sep 21, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait what?

The Giants just won a WS.

They have arguably the best pitching staff in the league.

They have two of the best young players at 3B and C in the league and a potential superstar at 1B/OF.

The fanbase is extremely supportive and the press is much easier on players than the East Coast.

Reyes may not considering signing in SF because he knows they won’t give him the huge long-term contract he’s looking for.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fanbase hasn't been supportive of the best hitter on the team.

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran? but he’s selfish! Honestly, I think most of the fanbase are supportive of him…just some of the gripers who complain.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

he was getting booed pretty loudly at one point. That was pretty much the low point of the season though.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 21, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

If that’s true…it’s ridiculous…I would love to have him back in the lineup next year.

CF
Sanchez
Panda
Posey
Beltran

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

We should hold an McC drive and buy a full page in the SF Chronicle apologizing on behalf of all Giants fans and asking him to stay.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Make sure it doesn’t run on the same day as the full-page apology that the offense will give to the pitching staff.

by younghutch on Sep 21, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

We are going to need a lot of McC drives.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, at least nobody’s spit on his wife

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 21, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol Belt

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Sep 21, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

and yet, they still can't manage to build a capable offense

That’s why it’s hard to be positive. With all these things in the team’s favor, here they are in second place in an eminently winnable division, with most of their hopes for improvement next year pinned on players returning from injury.

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Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's a little unfair

At the beginning of the year…the Giants offense was looking pretty good.

Torres CF
Sanchez 2B
Panda
Posey
Huff
Ross
Nate
Tejada/SS
P.

with a bench of Rowand, DeRosa, Fontenot, and Whiteside

That’s a good lineup based upon what happened last year. No one could have expected 1) Sanchez and Posey being out for most of the year, 2) Huff, Ross, and Torres being so awful, 3) Tejada being historically awful, and 4) Panda and Nate out/injured for a significant number of games.

Not to mention Romo and Wilson being out for a significant period of time…despite that this team is still 12 over .500.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are correct about number 1.
You are less correct about number 2.
You are absolutely wrong about number 3.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would say that no one expected for Huff to drop 4 oWAR, for Torres to drop 2.5 oWAR. Ross was more difficult to assess since he was only here for a few months…

Tejada was going to be bad but .596 OPS bad. I mean he had a .670 OPS in Baltimore last year.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would say that no one expected for Huff to drop 4 oWAR,

And I would say that you’re wrong.

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

really

you expected Huff to drop from a 4.5 oWAR to a 0.4 oWAR? I would expect a drop of 2-3 max but 4?

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right, I didn’t expect much out of him last year, so I figured he drop off a bit this year, but by “drop off” I didn’t think he’d go all Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

or “Thelma and Louise”

by Hyoton on Sep 21, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was kinda thinking Pat was Sundance and Aubrey was Butch… hehehehe Aubrey was butch…

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Two points: First, if you expected him to drop from his .388 wOBA (2010) to a little bit better than league average at .340 wOBA in 2011, that’d be a 4 WAR swing right there (assuming similar scoring environments, etc). That may have been a pessimistic change, but perhaps not unreasonably so. Huff’s career wOBA is .345.

Second, you said no one. I’m sure there was someone out there who was willing to bet that Huff would hit right at his career average.

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you expected career averages

Huff averages: .280/.342/.467, an OPS+ of 114, wOBA of .345, wRC+ of 110 and a 1.74 oWAR,

The guy is hitting .247/.308/.374, OPS+ of 92, wOBA of .296, wRC+ of 83, and a 0.4 oWAR this year….no one expected this.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

1.5 for 3 is a good batting average!

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

ahem point no. 4?

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lars only graded you on 3 points, which is fine in my opinion because points 1 and 4 are basically the same. I’m actually not sure why you didn’t lump them together, since they’re basically just “injuries.”

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

probably true…but the injury thing has been such a key issue this year. I totally forgot about Burrell.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy Sanchez missing significant time wasn’t exactly a shocker.

by Evan on Sep 21, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross's 2011 OPS+ is 105

Cody Ross’s career OPS+ is also 105.

Other than time lost to injury, Ross’s season is pretty much exactly as expected.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 21, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s just doing it in a very un-Cody way.

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, he did it a little unusually

Took more walks, hit for less power. But in terms of being a productive member of this team, yeah, if he’d stayed healthier he’d be spot on.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bigger problem is that the management has no creativity. They are not only slavishly devoted to baseball cliches

but conventional wisdom. They are intellectually incapable of evolving, meaning they won’t look to improve by any means necessary, but simply take what’s available to them (as they see it).

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Say what?

What the heck is innovation? Who exactly is so innovative about the Phillies, Braves, Brewers, St. Louis, Yankee, Tigers, Rangers, or Dbacks?

Were the Giants more innovative last year when they won the WS?

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

As is most teams who win the World Series

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

But last year they were an average offense. And they lucked into that.

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants had one of the best offenses in the 2nd half of the season after Buster started hitting.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

This team traded for Jose Guillen and intended to start him every day including the playoffs, but only because of a legality did he not play.

I’m talking about process. The Giants have a terrible process. You’re talking about one half of one year in the last six.

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey…Guillen was nearly league average while playing terrible outfield D…that would have fit nicely at 1B

by Hyoton on Sep 21, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

No…the team traded for Guillen as a right handed power bat…Bochy decided he wanted to play him everyday.

Also, the Giants were incredibly successful at finding pitchers and now two high-caliber position players at 3B and C. They also have a potential star with Belt and another potential star in Brown.

Will the Giants become “innovative” if the entire roster consist of players from their minor league system?

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is Bruce Bochy “innovative” for not playing his best players? We’ll never know if Belt has star potential because he simply won’t play.

I will allow that the Giants do have a knack for finding pitchers. Certainly, there was some creativity involved in drafting Tim Lincecum, whose delivery is unconventional.

But, otherwise, the Giants prefer people with long track records of success, but in the same way that movie studios look to Pacino and De Niro as hot, bankable stars.

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is like 85% of the managers out there, he sticks with veterans and history (good or bad).

And you also talking about most teams in the MLB….the Rays and Twins are “innovative” but mostly because of budget issues. For every Rays/Twin, you have the Astros, the A’s, and the Padres.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

did not know that…but they were mostly in the 60 million range until the last two years.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

New park

They should consistently be in the same payroll range as, say, the Cardinals for the next decade-plus.

by taliesin on Sep 21, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

and what they do see, they see with blinders on. No ability to think outside the box here, or if they do, the logic behind it is messed up.
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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here's what I keep seeing when I think about the Giants and offense.

… Last year’s World Series title was partially the byproduct of a league average offense; the 2010 team’s wRC+ of 93 ranked them 8th in the NL and combined with stellar pitching it was enough to get the job done.

http://www.baycityball.com/2011/09/06/can-brian-sabean-build-an-offense/

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agree

but most teams have a gap between pitching and hitting.

I mean look at the playoff contenders:

Yankees and Red Sox, great hitting but pretty bad pitching
Tiger pretty good hitting and one dominant pitcher
St. Louis: Pretty good hitting and two above average pitchers
ATL: average lineup and good pitching for most of the year
D-backs: Average lineup and two very good pitchers
Brewers: Very good lineup and two-three above average pitchers.

Phillies is probably the most balanced team with great pitching and average offense.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Forgot about

Texas: Very good hitting and inconsistent pitching.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is something rather unusual about rarely being able to field an average offense when you have the resources of the San Francisco Giants. And that “rarely” I have to put there just because they lucked into one last season.

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

The Giants payroll averaged about $80 million between 2000 and 2011…I’m assuming a majority of that went to one BLB…granted BLB was worth way more than his contract but the Giants were pretty in the middle of the pack for payroll.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I should not assume that you mean the San Francisco Giants are a low revenue team, correct?

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

no

an average payroll team…

Also, the Giants payroll since 2008 has been slightly affected by the contracts of Zito, Rowand, Renteria, and Randy Winn…

Seriously, 2009 Giants had a $82 milllion payroll, $18 m to Zito, 9.6 M to Rowand, 9.25 M to Winn, and 8 m to Edgar (another $8 m to Johnson)

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Players the Giants organization identified as being good and worth those contracts. This, I believe, is the point of my argument. Even if we ignore the Zito contract and don’t put that on Sabean, the rest remain and are the result of a flawed, typical process lacking innovation.

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Compromise

Sabean has made some terrible FA decisions in the past but I think his approach is much different now…there is a stronger focus on developing young talent rather than signing FA to longterm contracts.

Now, how much of this was a challenge in ownership between Neukom and Magowan I don’t know but I have a sense that it definitely had an effect.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure what sense of the word you’re using majority, but it’s not the literal one.

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah…correction: A significant portion…

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

I was surprised when I looked up the stats that Phillies offense was better than the Brewers offense.

Also, the D-backs is fourth in runs scored/G with in the NL.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

And the league-average offense was largely driven by what now look like fluke years from two guys (Huff and Torres) who should not, by any reasonable standard, have been expected to produce at nearly the level that they did.

by taliesin on Sep 21, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

but it was also hindered

by a poor year by Panda and the suckiness of Molina.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

but it was helped

by the unexpected awesomeness of a rookie catcher who spent the first month and a half in Fresno

by capn on Sep 21, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A: Last night's game was the season in a microcosm

Timmy pitches well…the team gets two men on bases with one out and one run deficit.

An injured Panda and Beltran Ks to end the inning.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 9:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Huff softly grounding out our postseason hopes.

by IRONxMIKE on Sep 21, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I foolishly thought that Huff was going to drive one for either a double or HR. It was total blind optimism, based on my sense that Javy Guerra doesn’t strike me as that impressive and that Huff could maybe contribute something in this season. I was horribly mistaken.

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by Tay on Sep 21, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heard this: Ain’t no way Jose Reyes will consider signing with the Giants this winter.

So maybe spring? Summer? In time for Fall?

by IRONxMIKE on Sep 21, 2011 9:16 AM PDT reply actions  

He already made up his mind that he WILL sign with them in the fall!

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by Tay on Sep 21, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone see this? LOL BENGIE
I Was Framed
Catchers play a central role in the game of baseball through their involvement with every pitch that their pitchers throw. One of their key tasks is receiving borderline pitches without discouraging the umpire from calling strikes.

Dan Turkenkopf was one of the first analysts to investigate this phenomenon using detailed pitch location data. He found that catchers differed significantly in their performance at getting strike calls from umpires. Matthew Carruth and Bill Letson followed up with additional research and similar conclusions. The size of the effect that Dan and Bill found was so large as to be almost unbelievable.

Earlier this year, I observed that where the catcher set the target relative to the edge of the strike zone and whether the pitcher hit the target had a large impact on the likelihood of a strike call. Some pitchers, such as Tom Glavine and Livan Hernandez, were consistently able to expand the edges of the strike zone by several inches. The fact that catchers are paired with a limited number of pitchers in a season affects our ability to properly assign credit for extra strike calls to catchers. Adjusting for pitcher-catcher pairing reduces the apparent size of the catcher responsibility for the effect to more reasonable levels.

When I reported this observation, I applied a pitcher adjustment to Bill Letson’s catcher receiving numbers from 2008-2009. Now, having added catcher defensive information to my own pitch database, I am in position to report my own measurements of catcher performance at getting extra strikes for their pitchers.

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=15093

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by DFARowand on Sep 21, 2011 9:17 AM PDT reply actions  

BochyWuzRight

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also you can click on the raw data under the chart

It has Buster’s numbers too.

If you projected Buster’s numbers across 5 seasons he would easily be in the Top 10 in this metric

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by DFARowand on Sep 21, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also this is crazy
For the borderline pitches I reviewed where the catcher had otherwise quiet and stable mechanics, the presence or absence of the catcher head drop predicted the umpire’s strike call 31 of 32 times.

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by DFARowand on Sep 21, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

A mood lightener

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by calgiants86 on Sep 21, 2011 9:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Say what you will about his moral and ethics, but the man has a nice body.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dat ass.

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by kiririn on Sep 21, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess Bochy doesn’t look that bad for his age.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ahaha! Ya got me!

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

PtB is one of the guys I feel worst for on the team.

Imagine having to sit here and watch this crap, knowing you could help, but injuries not letting you.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Sep 21, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Taking that walk last night was a great example of patient, smart hitting.

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by Tay on Sep 21, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sitting waiting to be called to a courtroom for jury duty.

Everyone in here is either coughing or sneezing. I should have worn one of those masks.

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by kdl on Sep 21, 2011 9:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Why is everyone at the DMV or court perpetually sick?

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by DFARowand on Sep 21, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t you like a person they wouldn’t want on jury anyway?

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

and I just mean in that “law enforcement” “law professional” sort of way.

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

That used to be the case, but I don’t think they care that much anymore. I’m going to try to claim hardship, because my firm will only pay for 5 days of jury duty. (This is a new policy that is the result of an associate who once had to serve on a three week trial.)

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by kdl on Sep 21, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think

they figured out that lawyers have licenses that might be encumbered by bench warrants.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Merope is talking about the sort of universal theory that other lawyers don’t want lawyers on their juries, because of our legal background.

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by kdl on Sep 21, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that. Shame on you being able to think with a modicum of logic and knowledge of law-stuff.
My brother-in-law is a cop, he always gets excused from jury duty.

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think sworn officers are exempt from being summoned.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is true. But, I would think any law enforcement types (retired, even) would be rejected by most criminal defense attorneys.

A criminal defense attorney probably wouldn’t care that I’m a lawyer, since I don’t do criminal law. A plaintiff’s attorney on a civil employment case would get rid of me immediately.

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by kdl on Sep 21, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've heard

that in SF (and especially heard in NY) that this sort of analysis breaks down somewhat because the jury pool is… well, not like pools in Real America, in a variety of ways.

I knew several lawyers in NY that had been impaneled. I know one in CA now. Not that this means anything, really, just that it does happen.

You’re also plagued with a pleasant disposition and personality! People like you! You’ll make it for sure!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks <3

I’m pretty mild mannered. There’s nothing interesting enough about me for anyone to want to use up a challenge on me. But, I seriously wouldn’t want me on a jury if I were a plaintiff’s attorney in an employment matter. I am biased. I’ve seen too much.

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by kdl on Sep 21, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used to think they did not want doctors on juries before I served on two of them.

by capn on Sep 21, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

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by kdl on Sep 21, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

You should have told them you couldn’t serve because there would be no one steering the ship while you were gone.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I even showed up wearing my uniform (the one that Brian Wilson stole and wore on George Lopez).

by capn on Sep 21, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Arrrr! I be keelhaulin’ that swab on my ship!”

/excused

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Tie the scurvy dog to the yardarm!”

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 21, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which category do you fall into?

by Hyoton on Sep 21, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m the only one who’s not doing either. For now, anyway.

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by kdl on Sep 21, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Time to phone it home?

I was chatting with my buddies all night that the Giants would only score a lone run for Timmy. He promptly told me to shut up but it was too late. Stewie his his Solo shot and the rest was history. Be as it may, I love the Giants but Bochy and Sabean have to go. This offense needs an overhaul and Timmy should be allowed to kick each of his batter’s in the Nuts for failing to give him the ND in the 8th.

Oh well, there’s always next year or another 50 to get another WS. Go Giants!

by 420Sharksfan on Sep 21, 2011 9:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Pretty much...

last night was a golden opportunity to get to 4 games behind D-backs…heck with some luck the Giants could have been within 3 by the weekend but it was not to be. I would still wait until the D-Back series to be sure.

The offense gets a lot better with Panda, Posey, and Belt playing the whole year. Sanchez will be good offensively and very good defensively. It looks like Nate could be trending up and his defense is very good.

The glaring holes are at SS and CF. I would rather the Giants go out and sign a CF/leadoff guy and let Andres be a defensive/running backup. Crawford can play SS just because of his defense.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like that Nuts is capitalized.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Modesto Nuts

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it's official:

Orlando Cabrera has become my Most Hated Giant Ever. More hated than Armando Benitez. More hated than A.J. Pierzynski. More hated than Edgardo Alfonso. More hated than Sir Fatty Fat himself, Sidney Ponson. More hated than Jose Guillen.

And this has nothing to do with personality—hell, I’m sure DeathCab is a great guy in the clubhouse, and he doesn’t really seem to play with a chip on his shoulder. No, the reason I hate him is because HE’S FUCKING TERRIBLE. He saw six pitches last night in THREE PLATE APPEARANCES. And yet BRUCE BOCHY CONTINUES TO GIVE HIM PLAYING TIME OVER FONTENOT AND CRAWFORD. (I’m about to break my caps lock key.) As I posted yesterday, the Giants record when Crawford starts is something like 32-20; when Cabrera starts it’s 16-22. How much more evidence does Bochy need that this guy is awful?

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by Kitspool on Sep 21, 2011 9:40 AM PDT reply actions  

No way

AJ
Benitez
Guillen
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Ponson

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

oops

forgot about Rowand

AJ
Benitez
Rowand
Guillen
.
.
.
Ponson
Zito
Cabrera

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

DFA ORLANDO CABRERA

He is up there with my most hated Giants as well… Benitez Rownads AJ etc

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by calgiants86 on Sep 21, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh this is fun. My Top 10.

Shinjo
Benitez
Cody Ransom
AJ
Guillen
Neifi Perez
Cabrera
Tejada
Rowand
Dave Roberts

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by DFARowand on Sep 21, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh shinjo

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by calgiants86 on Sep 21, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shinjo? Who could dislike a man with orange armguards!

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

list is not complete without....

Johnnie LeHackster

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by son of ggf on Sep 21, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Considering I wasn't born when he played

He can’t be on my list

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by DFARowand on Sep 21, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

aw, Shinjo

It wasn’t his fault that Dusty couldn’t figure out how to use a weak-hitting CF.

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Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Designated Hitter!!!!

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I remember correctly, Shinjo was also fast as hell and got to everything hit into the OF (like Torres) and also had a cannon for an arm so he wasn’t completely useless. I also think he was big in Japan and didn’t hit as well as expected because he wasn’t quite good enough to make the leap to MLB.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 21, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

The thing is:

As useless as many of those players were, for the most part they were plausible signings, even if we disagreed with them. Cabrera was unnecessary, he cost the Giants a prospect when he could have been had for free days later, and all of his numbers pointed to him being a bust. Oh, did I mention he’s below-average defensively?

It continues to blow my mind that despite all his suckage, Bochy continues to play him. That decision alone has single-handedly destroyed the goodwill I felt towards our manager after last season.

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by Kitspool on Sep 21, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I cannot dislike Cabera that much because it’s only a half of a season…granted it’s been a horrible half season but still no long term reprecussions and he seems like an okay guy in the clubhouse.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

and he seems like an okay guy in the clubhouse.

When I am allowed to go into the clubhouse to see how he interacts with the rest of his teammates, I will stop dismissing this type of comment out of hand.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough…I just haven’t heard anything specific complaints about him…unlike AJ or Benitez. I mean we’re talking all time most hated here.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure he and PtB would have a lengthy discussion about how to propeller properly.

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

And then, decadees later during a Giants reunion of some kind,

Still active Giants’ first baseman Aubrey Huff shouts from across the room, “LARS! Is that you? I can’t see too good. Hell, get over here you propellering sonuva bitch!”

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or a particularly sensuous type of songbird.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

MEL GIBSON IS MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT THEM

I’m sure he’s gonna have loving closeups of tongue-pulling and whatnot.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

For the half an hour it lasted before he got 86ed.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t really hate on Cabrera. He’s not a douchechill like Benitez and Pierzynski. I really hate Bochy for playing him though.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

As I said, it’s my own personal reaction to him playing. He’s clearly not a douche, but that almost makes it worse. It’s like he’s worked extra hard to earn my hatred.

Although you’re right that I should probably just blame Bochy.

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by Kitspool on Sep 21, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Playoff drought’s a-coming.
     Playoff drought’s a-coming.
          In September they’ll go home.

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Green it

Harping on a single Beltran AB after the tremendous fail in the rest of the lineup (both last night and most of last month) is the ultimate in not being able to see the forest for the trees.

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by Kitspool on Sep 21, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking embarrassing from both of our beat writers

Neither Schulman or Baggs mention in any of their postgame stories the decision to not pinch hit Belt.

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by DFARowand on Sep 21, 2011 10:24 AM PDT reply actions  

I think they still would have lost.

by Hyoton on Sep 21, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably

Not really the point though.

by otis29 on Sep 21, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

if that’s not the point, then what is the point?

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by son of ggf on Sep 21, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Consistently playing the best players so when they play non-Kershaws the Giants can win.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playing your best players gives you the best chance to win

I’d take “probably” over “definitely”, wouldn’t you?

by otis29 on Sep 21, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Y’know, I just really don’t like Mad Men all that much.”

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

“Shit. I forgot to DVR The Playboy Club last night.”

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

“I fucking should have accepted the invitation to be on Dancing with the Stars

by capn on Sep 21, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bighead trying to waltz would be hysterical.

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would pay money.

by capn on Sep 21, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

He would demand to dance with someone like Ginger Rogers.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Producer: Mr. Bochy sir, Ms. Rogers has been dead for 16 years

by capn on Sep 21, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

And…?

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still waiting for his response too

by capn on Sep 21, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

How ‘bout Carol Channing? She’s a gritty veteran gamer.

by Bar None on Sep 21, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

BAY AREA TIES!

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy would have matched up well with Divine.

by capn on Sep 21, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The mouse on the running wheel paused briefly and then started running in the other direction.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

The BBC Two watermark amuses me.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

The British equivalent of the old “FILE PHOTO” gag.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know what bugs me in a funny way?

The local news here always uses old stock footage whenever they talk about Apple, which, being the Bay Area, happens more often than not. They’re talking about the iPhone 5 or Apple’s share and you see G4 iMacs and 2nd generation iPods in the video.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I notice stuff like that, too. There was one local newscast — and I don’t remember what the story was — in which the B-roll was obviously shot in the ‘90s. The video quality didn’t match any other shot in the piece.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

The HD revolution definitely makes things show.

The Giants clips from the early 2000s or earlier always make me marvel. “Hey, I WATCHED THAT on tv live. How come I didn’t notice how crappy it was?” Then I remember tube TV resolutions.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right, yes! I saw a piece on last night’s NBC Nightly News about the demise of DADT. It utilized footage from President Clinton’s original announcement of the policy in early 1993. And man, did that footage look like something out of the Stone Age. Yikes.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

did you see that adorable cutie who came out to his dad right after the deadline passed? ugh.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. And I cried a little. I can admit that.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not completely unrelated. I liked this story.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least it had an uplifting ending. It reminds me how much I detest hazing in any form.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I swear, hey, I know I went to a private Jesuit college, but how come nothing homoerotic ever happened to me? Yeah I had sex a couple of times but that was with actual gay guys. The closest thing I ever got to homoerotic was when the Dons baseball team dragged me into a crowded dorm room while they were in various states of undress and made me try chewing tobacco.

oh. well i guess that counts. I still love you Joe Nelson.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

i mean you’d think with all those Jesuits on every floor with their wine and their urbanity there would be MORE barely sublimated gay.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

wait

did you have actual seminarians or priests on every floor of the dorm?

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

A priest on every boys’ floor. You’d think this would cut down on the carousing. nope. jesuits.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I <3 jesuits.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I worked the kitchen at the residence on campus once. SO MUCH DRINKING. SO MUCH GAY. very enjoyable.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I joined the church through a jesuit RCIA program. Man, I miss that church :(

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS WHY

THEY GET EXPELLED FROM EVERY COUNTRY

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it wasn’t for plotting to assassinate Elizabeth I, that’s for sure. (USF has a fantastic collection of English anti-Catholic books and essays.)

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's funny

I wrote a paper about that for a seminar my senior year! But I wrote about anti-catholic imagery in colonial US. You’ll be shocked that I discovered most of the stories were recycled from the Reformation :)

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

A few of them got recycled from antisemitic stories from Medieval Christendom, which in turn were anti-Christian stories from late antiquity, and so on and so on back to the Neanderthal genocide.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

stupid history

why won’t it stay in the past?!?!?!

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOCIAL PRIMATES ARE EVIL

except for bonobos

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had the occasional homoeroticism in the campus radio station and the newsroom. But that was just guys being guys.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

One day I will own an HD tv.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have one in the bedroom, and it’s pretty cool when you get HD channels. The others, though, look rougher and less clear.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Since I don’t get to watch much HD I always marvel at it when at others’ places.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

o m g.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get it. What?

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

It should be noted that this picture is from June this year.

by Hyoton on Sep 21, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

AND?!

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was a news report about Sega’s online service getting hacked earlier this year. The picture they used is of a Sega Genesis, which was discontinued in 1995.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Natto calls CBS Office of Chyron Production

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by Kitspool on Sep 21, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah! Thank you. I didn’t know that.

Also, the anchor is CBS’ Russ Mitchell. He is super cool.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

ALL SAME 2 CBS

(Full proper English translation for TBLA lurkers: “Ha! CBS, popularly construed as pandering to an elderly or unsophisticated audience, does not know the difference between a game console discontinued more than fifteen years ago, and the company that exists today. How shockingly amusing!”)

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Ford Recalls Several 2009 Models Due to Faulty Airbags"

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Sep 21, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

HAHA!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

They hadn’t woken him up yet

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by j14 on Sep 21, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Soylent Green…is..made..of…delicious!”

by Hyoton on Sep 21, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

/snuggles Matty

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

After yesterday’s win, the Padres are 67-88. The Rockies are 70-84. They have one more game against each other, and they finish up with Dodgers/Cubs and Astros/Giants respectively. So the Pads are probably doomed to last place in the West, but it’ll be close.

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Wow, 10:30 and 82˚ outside already.

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

You need to move.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 21, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

To beautiful Tennessee!

/accepts check from tourism department

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

ewwww humidity.
If I had my way we’d move back to the Bay Area… but “that’s not financially responsible” blah blah blah…

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. Let me think…

You like bluegrass? We got that. RC Cola, too.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t particularly like bluegrass… one or two songs every 6 months and I’m good…. I don’t drink soda. I R impossible.

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR DEFENSES ARE IMPENETRABLE!

Say, Every6thDay, you like mountains? Beautiful fall foliage, kdl! What’s that, natto? Looking for the Doillywood experience?

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

And of course, I make a reference to a theme park built around the lace things that go under teapots. Great.

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Do you have skinny hillbilly boys who are secretly stargazing readers longing for a hefty brown foreign man to cuddle at night?

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

If ever I find your Lark, you’ll be the first to know.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes please text me immediately

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man that’s some skill to make doilies out of wood.
We’ve driven past Dollyworld on our way to Gatlinburg, went hiking in the
Smokies.

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think you missed much.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love Gatlinburg. I drove through there a long, long time ago and that and Pigeon Vorge were really cute. Sadly, my friend and I went there to go to Dollywood only to discover it was closed that day (d’oh!) but we enjoyed the rest of our time there.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 21, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anecdotally, the people I have known from Tennessee insisted Dollywood was actually a pretty fun place to go. They acknowledged that my laughter upon learning that Dollywood was an actual place was not unreasonable.

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by Ott on Sep 21, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

People I know love it. I just don’t enjoy theme parks in general.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t disagree with that view. I still will end up going to theme parks because I have kids. But if they go, by golly, they are going when there aren’t any crowds.

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by Ott on Sep 21, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

We went to whatever that one is in Anaheim on Thanksgiving once. It was awesome. We only waited like 10 – 15 minutes in each line.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s my kinda tactic.

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by Ott on Sep 21, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

We went early November, which seems like the best time to go. Short lines, and they have all the holiday decorations up; and the Halloween haunted house is still there too.

by City Girl on Sep 21, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oohh I like haunted houses!

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’re going next week – should have short lines.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think they have many other recreational choices. We were shocked to visit a National Park there with paddle boats, soda machines ALONG THE TRAIL, and trashcans with ash tray dealies …. also ALONG THE TRAIL. Near the trail heads, after you got out .5 of a mile it was more ummm “normal”.

They do things different over there….
/pictures paddle boats on Mirror lake.

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. They didn’t mention anything about national parks, but the folks I know would have strongly disapproved. They liked their outdoors very outdoorsy.

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by Ott on Sep 21, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I wouldn’t go to a national park that ,em>didn’t have vending machines. And maybe moving walkways instead of trails.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to invite you to backpack in the Grand Canyon but you would just take the helicopter out.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

AHA! I know you’re lying! The Grand Canyon is in Arizona!

I move for an immediate mistrial!

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I move that we relocate the venue to the bottom of the Grand Canyon!

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

They should build a ball park on the side of it. Homeruns into the canyon!!!!

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

This has promise.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

/6,000 foot homerun

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

And the announcers can describe the trajectory of those home runs using the career paths of Sabean’s vet signings!

“And that homer sailed all the way down to Tejadaville!”

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

wasting away again in Miguel Tejadaville
looking for a good shortstop to call…

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Some people claim that Bochy’s to blame
But I know… It’s all Sabes fault

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Renteriaville works pretty well

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 21, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRLLOL

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you live near the Grand Canyon? I was thinking of taking a day trip from Vegas. Do you recommend?

by City Girl on Sep 21, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used to live in Phoenix. If you have never been to the Grand Canyon I recommend you check it out.

If you have time and are a little adventurous I recommend some hiking too. Just remember it is much harder to get back up once you hike down!

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not with that new escalator I’m lobbying for.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

The tribe that owns the Skywalk might take you up on that.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

“How I Made My First Million.”

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

You have to drive way the hell to the other side of the canyon for that. Then drive down a dirt road. And then pay a zillion dollars.

We didn’t do that.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just ride the burros.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

eh I’m going with my kids who complain after walking one block. So Grand Canyon is do-able from Vegas in one day?

by City Girl on Sep 21, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW Google maps says it’s a 5 hour drive.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now why didn’t I think of that? ;) Thanks.

by City Girl on Sep 21, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bluegrass is awesome!

by capn on Sep 21, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Crap. Um…Moon Pies? Cas Walker? Cormac McCarthy? Vols football? The Sunsphere?

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bart Simpson and Co. knocked the sun sphere down… I saw that on tv once.

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

30TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE 1982 KNOXVILLE WORLD’S FAIR COMING UP!

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by Kitspool on Sep 21, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, that’s right. Wonder if the city’s doing something about it.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was really hot last night in Oakland

I had trouble sleeping. Listening to the game really pissed me off, which I knew it would.

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by Kitspool on Sep 21, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, Reyes doesn't want to come here?

I’m guessing it has more to do with personal reasons than the park, but that’s entirely speculative. It seems like Reyes would actually do very well in this park – his speed and extra base power makes me think he’d hit a ton of triples.

But, if he doesn’t want to come to the West coast then I’ll resign myself to watching the Giants chase Jimmy Rollins. I don’t actually like the idea of Rollins, mostly because he’ll be looking to get paid like a former MVP (which he didn’t really deserve, in my opinion), instead of the slightly above average shortstop he now is. Plus, I bet if the Giants do get him they’ll talk even more about things like “swagger.” Hey, maybe Rollins can be the one to make premature claims of future victories if Jonathan Sanchez isn’t around next season.

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by Ott on Sep 21, 2011 10:39 AM PDT reply actions  

After watching the parade of suck at shortstop this year

I’d take “slightly above average” in a heartbeat.

by otis29 on Sep 21, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s going to get paid like Michael Young, and he’s probably going to be less valuable (because of the hitting, obviously). Furcal has almost as much upside (just more of an injury risk), and would be way cheaper.

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by Ott on Sep 21, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

It will be interesting to see the market for him

Don’t disagree with you though. If we sign either of those guys, probably a good idea to have an adequate backup.

by otis29 on Sep 21, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. It’s hard enough to get one shortstop these days. Crawford should learn to hit before next season. That would solve a lot of problems.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 21, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants won’t be signing Rollins. Rainy Day Fund and all that.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

If Reyes actually doesn’t “want” to come here, as it, for no amount of money, then it has to be something about him wanting to stay on the east coast or something. The park thing wouldn’t make sense since he’s played in a giant park for his whole career anyway.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow...Colby Rasmus

has been pretty awful after going to Toronto.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 10:41 AM PDT reply actions  

LaRussa wuz right!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well the Cardinals clearly won that trade!

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by DFARowand on Sep 21, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am not saying that

just surprised at how bad he had been …100+ PAs so moderate SSS.

The guy is 24 so he’s got plenty of time and he had a great season last year so there is every indication that he will be good.

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Tech OT: Hate the new interface for facebook

Thinking about going to Google plus…any thoughts?

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 10:42 AM PDT reply actions  

I love the new interface

Well, not really. But I do enjoy the endless, angry bitching on my news feed every time they change something around.

Facebook is serious business!

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I’m always amused by the outrage whenever FB changes.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Google+ is ok. Nobody I know is using it yet though.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

That seems like the problem

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, i got on Google+ early

Just not many people on there yet. Otherwise I like it.

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You know people?!

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know people who know people.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

G+ is awesome...i hope people start converting...hangouts are soooo sick now

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Read this. It is good.

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/Moneyball-theory-still-relevant-to-mlb-8-years-later-but-debate-has-shifted-092011

I don’t always agree with Ken Rosenthal, but this was a well crafted article.

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Also it contains a Goldfarb shoutout, which is an easy way to get people on this blog to like something.

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Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

GiantPain just ruined his third pair of briefs this week.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

He always struck me as more of the pinstriped boxers type.

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Fair enough. We’ll amend the record to reflect the change in the joke.

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The record has been amended.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I might quibble a bit with that. What’s your reasoning?

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boxers are not restrictive like briefs.

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Okay, so boxer-briefs. Moderates?

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Low rise trunk briefs = people who work in non-profit media?

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh you guise.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

What if the aspects of his personality that are suppressed due to conservatism are channeled into going commando?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 21, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then Lord help us all.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

COMMANDO RAMPAGE

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

PINSTRIPED boxers.

Although you KNOW Kantor wears a thong.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a boxer guy.

But no particular design.

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I wore boxers, I liked plaid.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boxers

from Banana Republic

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably silk boxers that cost hundreds of hard working taxpayer’s dollars. And you talk about fiscal responsibility. You hypocrite!

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cost hundreds of hard working taxpayer’s dollars.

Of course not. These were made in Vietnam!

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

by children

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gasp!

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

But his boxers can withstand a category 5 hurricane!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll see about that.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gasp!

So saucy today!

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what’s gotten into me. I think it’s this gray, drab weather.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Must be. You were the same way the night of the game. The fog lets out the beast in you.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s got to be it.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Briefs

I don’t like all that floppin’ around down there

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by son of ggf on Sep 21, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. I’ve been quite satisfied since my switch.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer the floppin. I’m not big on constraints.

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by ResDog on Sep 21, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, constriction bothers me.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

And an undergarments debate breaks out.

This is such an MCC thing to do.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one is in tears or engaging in ad hominem attacks yet!

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s keep it that way.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCREW YOU YOU FLIP FLOPPER

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRIEFS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR TERRORISM

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

POOPYHEAD

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

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by rotorueter on Sep 21, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE A BAD PERSOLN BECAUSE YOU LIKE TO FLOP AROUND!

/throws out the ceremonial first attack

Actually, it totally depends on what I am wearing. If I am in dress pants, I prefer briefs because those pants tend to fit loosely and flopping around doesn’t really fit in a business environment. Wearing jeans, I will more likely wear boxers or just go commando.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Bomer of White Collar once gave this fashion advice: the key to wearing black tie is to go commando.

I fainted.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Glass of water for Mr. Grainger!”

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG I love this reference. Yes. I am Mr. Grainger and you are John Inman.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ring

“MEN’S WEAR…”

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, now that’s a dvd collection we do go back to and watch over and over again. AYBS, Simpsons, and Frasier.

I think if we had MASH that would get watched a lot too.

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you just gave me a great idea for Christmas. I’d love to have some M*A*S*H seasons on DVD.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what else I’d love to have.. but last time we looked it was ridiculously expensive, the old Carol Burnett shows.

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

she was funny

She still is funny!

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by son of ggf on Sep 21, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhhh Amazon has the complete MASH series on sale for $100 something, but there’s only ONE left in stock!!!!!!

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved MASH. The writing was excellent.

by City Girl on Sep 21, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hallmark channel used to have MASH on every afternoon, when we had a reliable dvr we dvr’d it.

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember watching those. Before Hallmark, they ran every afternoon on FX. That was awesome sauce.

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Due to limited space, and the fact that I read a LOT, I don’t keep a book if I don’t think I’ll ever reread it, or in the case of professional type books refer to it again.

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s it. I want AYBS on DVD for my birthday. MAKE IT HAPPEN MOM

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re just happy you’re wearing pants again.

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by ResDog on Sep 21, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going commando with jeans seems dangerous. Be careful when you’re zipping up.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 21, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That happened to one of my cousins once. ZZZZIPPPP

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t that happen in American Pie?

by City Girl on Sep 21, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s Something About Mary

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Beans above the frank.

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Can the ladies play along?

I wear boy short style unders, because they are more comfy and feel less constricting.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m waiting for one of the guys to say they go commando.

by City Girl on Sep 21, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m waiting for one of the girls to say they go commando.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 21, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

in a skirt amirite

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think that's commando

I think that’s “Britney Spears”.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a city girl.

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too, generally when I’m wearing shorts around the house or something.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

/faints

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good answer.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never nude!

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/looks frantically for TL2’s pic in his Giants gym shorts

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

jfc. i forgot how comical this was.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it didn’t work. :^(

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

whaddya mean?

it is hilarious

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by son of ggf on Sep 21, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a rally thing, and the Giants didn’t rally. They decided it would be funnier to lose.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Note: NSFW

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Degenerates, both of you.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

i cannot deny this

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well now I have to check it out.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to go ahead and recommend this link.

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and green

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAHOO!

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sub Topic

Who wears underwear under their PJs? I never understood that.

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by ResDog on Sep 21, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Underwear is my PJs.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ayup.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

but not briefs

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by son of ggf on Sep 21, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who the hell wears pjs? R U 5 ?

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I R 5.

Or rather, my kids are 6 and 9. We have too many visitors at night to sleep in our altogethers.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strangely though I do find a fit man wearing pajama bottoms to be stunningly hot.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

PJ bottoms & sometimes an old t-shirt.

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by ResDog on Sep 21, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothin' like flannels on a cool winter eve

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by son of ggf on Sep 21, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sleep nekkid

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

wat

“Those brown marks on my pajamas? That’s a design!”

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your PJs are designed with Hershey Squirts?

by City Girl on Sep 21, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only go commando at MCC meetups.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP MAKING ME FAINT

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ctrl + b should take care of that

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

O_O

How can we keep this from the missus?

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHE WAS IN ON IT THE WHOLE TIME!

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet, you randy bastard!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew she was cool. I knew it.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone who goes by Mrs. Disaster has to be

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by son of ggf on Sep 21, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I certainly welcome participation from all corners.

This is how I feel about my trunks. They’re comfortable without being overtly tight.

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BY ALL MEANS, PLAY ALONG!!

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by son of ggf on Sep 21, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

/commando_flame_war

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by bgunn on Sep 21, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billy Beane looks so much more like Billy Bob Thornton than he does like Brad Pitt.

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by kdl on Sep 21, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jonah Hill looks more like Jeremy Giambi than Paul DePodesta!

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Hill was on Today this morning to promote Moneyball, and he wasn’t nearly as irritating and unfunny as I thought he’d be.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jonah Hill the actor may be a suave, debonaire fellow, but the Peter Brand character is obviously meant to be a schlub. I’m guessing the screenplay had to jettison the real Paul DePodesta (who’s a good-looking man) for a character which economically communicated the oddity of the Moneyball idea to audiences.

by non sequitur on Sep 21, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

DePodesta requested that they remove any mention of him from the film. That pretty much gave the writers the freedom to make up any kind of character they wanted.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of related: an author friend of mine told me that the dead have no rights. So if they’re dead I can basically characterize them any way I want to and not be legally liable.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've wondered about this for baseball fiction purposes

and have been too lazy to figure it out. That seems like an overstatement, but I suppose the plaintiff would have to be alive to file a libel suit.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he came across it interviewing the families of the vets dramatized in Band of Brothers and the Pacific, and basically the lawyers told them they really can’t sue because the injured party is dead.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

But there are other cases where people are really famous and there’s an “Estate” haven’t there been suits brought by like the Estate of Elvis Presley?

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

again IONO

a lot of those estate things are about use of copyrighted matter like songs or whatnot.

But I think you’re right about Elvis, didn’t they go after Elvis impersonators at one point?

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea. I just remember hearing something once and thinking “wait a sec, dude’s dead.” Then realizing that family members are still probably being supported by his estate and any damage done to his name could damage the income of the estate which would lower the income of the relations etc etc…
and this is the house that elvis built.

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

My understanding is that DePodesta looked at an early draft (Soderbergh’s version, I’m guessing, not the rewrite) and made the decision to pull his name then. I’m wondering what he saw in that draft — whether it was “wrong” or whether it was okay and he’s just, as news pieces say, a reticent person.

by non sequitur on Sep 21, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet he was the one who hooked up with the waitress

at Chili’s and didn’t like that they changed it to Beane.

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I wish they had used Demetri Martin. He’s still kind of nerdy but not quite as stereotypical.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

boy, I sure feel bad for fans of whatever team this guy is talking about, and all their good soldiers
"You can smell a bad deal more quickly than before," New York Yankees GM Brian Cashman says. "The old-school guys used to say, ‘This guy looks good in a uniform.’ You don’t hear that anymore. Owners should feel good about why they’re spending money other than, ‘He looks good in a uniform.’

"This is a business. It’s more than just, ‘I like this guy, he’s a warrior.’ You can define what a warrior is. Everything can be measured. And if not, we should strive to do so and get to higher ground."

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHO COULD THIS BE REFERRING TOO

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

If that came from anyone but Brian Cashman, I’d think it interesting. Nice deal on the Captain and Burnett and ARod and about half your team.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 21, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

none of those people

were signed because they were “gritty warriors”.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah the use of that exact phrase when Sabes and Bochy used it is the obvious reference

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

But what people don't realize is Sabean DID play moneyball in 2010

Moneyball is about exploiting market inefficiencies. What was the market inefficiency in 2010? It is not OBP. That ship has sailed a long time ago. That’s now overvalued. Adam Dunn is the prime example.

It is not UZR. Holy shit Carl Crawford.

No, the new moneyball in 2010 was high slugging low UZR over 30 veterans. Nobody wanted them but they have obvious value. Huff. Burrell. Uribe. That WAS the new market inefficiency.

Now, I don’t think Sabean saw it that way. It was more because Sabean refused to give into the OBP / UZR theory, and was left alone in the circle and thus unintentionally exploited market inefficiency. But no matter the reason, he DID exploit it.

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by jctGamer on Sep 21, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

Looking at the FA market in the last few years…most teams already locked up young talented players and even average young players. Thus all is left is underachieving veterans.

St. Louis lucked out with Berkman while the WS struck out with Dunn
Yankees lucked out with Colon and Garcia
DBacks got career years out of Kennedy and JJ Putz

Phillies and Brewers are slightly different but they picked up very good FA pitchers to bolster their team.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Someone hooked Curtis Granderson up to the juvenation machine this year.

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So he's the blind squirrel that found a nut?

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They’re all pretty much blind squirrels when it comes to finding undervalued veterans.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

pretty well stated

but I still think Cashman was zinging Sabean.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first half of the very first sentence grabs my attention.

by non sequitur on Sep 21, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where the hell did Kenley Jansen come from

BBRef says he was signed as an amateur FA in 2004, but he has no minor league stats pre-2009. He is filthy. You have to assume he will be the closer next year and beyond.

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He used to be a catcher in their system and played there for Netherlands in the WBC. He should be the closer for them this season. He is better than Javy Guerra.

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by Tay on Sep 21, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would have been more interesting if it happened 10 years ago.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

yup.
My first reaction: Today? They were still a thing? Who knew?

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Although, I will say that Fables of the Reconstructing is still one of my favorite albums.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

They were still together?

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

doot doot doot doo…
no, not them.

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That's them in the corner

That’s them in the spotlight

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by jctGamer on Sep 21, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Losing their relevance.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re still around?

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently they were…

by capn on Sep 21, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I loved loved loved Chronic Town, Murmur, Reckoning (for my money, the best sophomore record of all time) and Fables of the Reconstruction. I was so-so on Life’s Rich Pageant , Document and Green. Liked Out of Time and Automatic for the People. Bailed out after Monster.

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by Kitspool on Sep 21, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

You skipped New Adventures in Hi-Fi? That was a good one.

by Evan on Sep 21, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the one I go back to when I listen to REM.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 21, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird

I think Document is their best album, although Fables is right up there.

by taliesin on Sep 21, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fables and Reckoning have both dimmed for me to the point of being nearly unlistenable; when I want wispy, strummy REM, I turn to Murmur. The rockist albums that followed are spottier but more interesting nowadays.

by Evan on Sep 21, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

I don’t consider Document spotty, but that definitely applies to Green, Monster, etc.

by taliesin on Sep 21, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a similar trajectory but with a steeper decline…loved up through LRP, liked Document, was meh on Green and bailed out after Out of Time.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 21, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

A birdie in the hand

for life’s rich demand!

I think that was the peak: an intersection of intelligible singing, great music, and accessible songs.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

And whatever’s left of Guns n’ Roses is touring and Pearl Jam’s working on another album of half-baked songs that’ll make everyone just put on a copy of “Ten”

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 21, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now when they reunite in five years, we’ll be interested.

by Evan on Sep 21, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rainy Day Fundraisers!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

jponry’s khalasar

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Opera simulcast is this weekend. Not sure if they’re doing an “event” surrounding that.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 21, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, Turandot. Il mio mysterio chiuso’n me, il nome mio nessun sapra, no no

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know it’s cliche, but I do love that aria.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I tried to be cutting edge and listen to a Philip Glass opera, but dammit, I’m just not that smart.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry about it. I doubt even Glass listens to his own work.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/netflix

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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by jctGamer on Sep 21, 2011 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

I should cancel. I always end up keeping DVDs for too long, and I hardly watch streaming because the Wii is upstairs and the TV is smaller.

by City Girl on Sep 21, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Streaming from the Wii is painful – no HD when it’s available through Netflix.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m keeping Netflix. All I subscribe to is streaming and it’s the only way I can watch my MonsterQuest without buying.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m keeping until I have a streaming alternative. If Amazon instant streaming makes its way to the PS3, then I’ll probably kill off the streaming. If Vudu can make its prices more reasonable, that’s another possibility that would allow me to kill of the DVD part.

These other companies are stupid if they don’t capitalize on Netflix customers’ discontent.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am really shocked at the unanimity about this.

My wife understood the strategy here, and she has no business education at all and never reads business writing. I am really slackjawed that everyone everywhere thinks this is the end of the world or at least the end of Netflix.

A few things everyone needs to know:

1. Netflix is trying to postion themselves to lead the streaming market.
2. In five or six years almost no one will want to have DVDs mailed to them. It will be like reading a newspaper rather than getting onlinefor your daily information.
3. Qwikster is a brand that was born to die. So it doesn’t matter all that much how crappy the name/logo/website is.
4. Now is the time for Netflix to position itself as the streaming leader. Apple could be a competitor that would be too big to overtake if Netflix loses market leadership in streaming to them. This move will drive more revenue into streaming, giving Netflix better leverage to get more titles more quickly into the streaming catalog.
5. Transfering the Netflix brand equity from DVD Delivery, the dying platform to streaming, the emerging one is a stroke of brilliance.
6. 1 million customers about 4.5% is a very small price to pay for a position of leadership in an emerging market.

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by Cody_ransom on Sep 21, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I’m disagreeing with you. But the point is, the service has become severely less convenient and appealing UNTIL the streaming content is improved. It’s like I’m being sold a house without a roof, with the promise that maybe the roof will be installed in 5 to 6 years.

IF the streaming content is expanded to match the DVD content, then I’m all good with this. But for now, it is not. And either I pay more for less, or I find an alternative. Which may spur those alternatives to improve.

The business model needs to consider the current needs of the consumer while planning for the future needs. Netflix is only doing half of this now. And if they lose their customer base while trying to get to the future, that’s not going to be good for anybody.

But I’m glad your wife with no business education is smarter than everyone here. That must make you feel good.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I would delete that if I had MCC premium...
My wife understood the strategy here, and she has no business education at all and never reads business writing.

Stupid by me.

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by Cody_ransom on Sep 21, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should add that I came here and posted that after

being on another blog where commentors are kind of like KNBR callers. I think that statement was more driven by where I came here from than the posters here. Honestly, MCC posters are very intelligent. One thing I really like about this place.

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by Cody_ransom on Sep 21, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No worries. It’s kind of funny how worked up everyone is though.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, we can’t drive down to LA and slap botchy around so… you lash out at the closest thing… YOU BIG DUMB DOOFY IDIOT!!!!

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could but then I have to drive up 5 freeway…it would probably take you guys just as much time to get down here.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

And also, reasonable minds can differ, regardless of one’s business degree. This move by Netflix is not a guaranteed path to success. They already seemed surprised at the loss of subscribers following their price hike; I imagine that this new plan could also go horribly wrong.

So it’s a bit pompous to say “It’s obvious even to my uneducated wife!”

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

I’m not sure Mrs. Cody_ransom would appreciate the comment

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

That was the biggest reason for wanting to delete it. That and the general sexism it implies.

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by Cody_ransom on Sep 21, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have wished for a delete key many times. Curse you SBN.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's educated.

But yeah…

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by Cody_ransom on Sep 21, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Problems with this theory

1) Netflix has a crappy streaming catalog and is only saved content wise by their mail catalog. So while I may not like the streaming options, I can still get what I want with DVDs. With the split, no such save.

2) Too many competitor exist now for Netflix to “dominate”. Amazon Stream, HBO Go, Itunes, Hulu Plus, and each of the studios/networks own streaming sites.

3) Netflix’s problem developed a few year ago when it failed to become the “leader” in streaming and work out deals with the studio when streaming was in its infancy.

4) The issue isn’t just the loss of customers, it’s the lack of future of netflix that is the problem. As they become less and less competitive, their content catalog will decrease. It will be a bad spiral downward…similar to what happened to myspace (and maybe facebook)

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

PETS.COM! WEBVAN!

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used WebVan all the time when it first came about.

Safeway.com is my go-to grocery delivery service now.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved webvan. I didn’t have a car back then.

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. There are many people who couple streaming with Redbox. I am sure that Netflix was aware that their DVD business had already been disrupted by Redbox and this was a reaction to that.

2. Netflix still has more users than any of those services. Not sure how that splices out for streaming though. But since 24% of all US webtraffic is Netflix streaming, I’m guessing they are the market leader.

3. Can’t argue that.

4. I don’t think it is a foregone conclusion that they become less competitive. Why do you think they will? Hulu is ripe for the picking, they could acquire them and add to their catalog. I recently read an article about Blockbuster/Dish making a mve to buy Hulu.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Sep 21, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe the strategy is sound, but the delivery is lacking

Not sure I’ve ever read an email from the head of a conglomerate as passive and apologetic as Reed Hastings’ the other day.

They done screwed something up and they know it.

by otis29 on Sep 21, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Netflix will get crushed

too many, like Google/Amazon/Apple, will push them out of the way soon enough.

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by son of ggf on Sep 21, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apple will do as it pleases with the video streaming market. This was just the best that Netflix could do IMO. If Apple wants it, it’s theirs to take. More people use their devices, they have almost 6 times the subscribers netflix has (though many are just buying music, their habits could easily be swayed) and they make more money for studios than anyone else.

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by Cody_ransom on Sep 21, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's crazy to think

but Apple stock might still be a good buy.

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by Cody_ransom on Sep 21, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly whatever.....

Its only like $15 now for everything…. and we can watch it in any of the bedrooms or the 2 living rooms……… It does seem like a stupid price hike when it is a tough economic time for a lot of people.

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by calgiants86 on Sep 21, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Completely nonsensical

In what way is streaming movies and mailing DVDs the same product? They’re completely different services, other than the fact that they involve movies.

A more apt metaphor would be if you ran an ice cream and steak shop. They’re both food, sure, but it’s difficult to handle the logistics of ice cream and steak at the same time. So you decide you’re going to open up a steak shop and an ice cream shop separately. And then everyone is mad at you because they liked having ice cream and steak together, even though the only reason they liked that was because you were the one who came up with that crazy idea in the first place.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Bacon flavored ice cream!

by City Girl on Sep 21, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

You left out the part where the Steak and Ice Cream shop decided to raise their prices.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that not allowed?

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by marcello on Sep 21, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, it's allowed

But to act surprised when customers flip out about it is more than a little ingenuine.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

And yes, I get to make up words now whenever I want!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Poet.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Consider it bargoffled.

A listener-supported service

by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the level of flipping out was over the top

My first exposure to it was everyone losing their minds. So, I figured NetflixQuickster had done something crazy stupid. Then, I read about what they did and all I could think was, “Really? That’s it?”

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by marcello on Sep 21, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I agree with this comment.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Generally when someone raises prices it isn’t 60% or whatever Netflix did.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

stating it in percentage terms is kind've disingenuous

Prices went up, what, 5 bucks?

I have a streaming-only package. My price went up 0.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s disingenuous at all.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Disingenuous is the wrong word

I was just trying to say it’s not a large increase in absolute terms.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It depends on what you used the service for.

My wife and I tried Netflix about a year ago and was frustrated by 1) the lack of streaming content and 2) the need to rely upon the mail service which means you only get one to two DVD a week (which was usually about 1-2 hours of entertainment).

When Netflix split the services, a user would be forced to 1) rely solely on the streaming service with severely limited choices, 2) rely on a slow serving mail service that restricted viewing schedules or 3) pay extra for the same service they had previously.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind the price increase on the streaming part if it meant more selection.

But as of now, it means less selection.

So that sucks.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, the sense of entitlement is unbelievable. The reason you can’t get unlimited whatever you want for a measly $8/month is because the studios don’t want you to. Everyone screams at Netflix but this is all about content owners controlling the release windows to maximize profit, and playing distributors like Netflix and cable on-demand against each other to prevent monopsony power like Amazon has for books and iTunes for music. Blame them.

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by TheAntiBork on Sep 21, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry if I mis-interpreted. It just sounded like a different version of the comments I see elsewhere which sound like “Why can’t I get all the content I want on streaming? Netflix sux!!” My point is that content choices are not about Netflix per se.

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by TheAntiBork on Sep 21, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know that. The studios want more money.

Netflix could raise the streaming price. Would my paying an extra two dollars a month give Netflix enough money to pay for the licensing fees that studios want to charge for more content? That’s all I meant.

Of course, the studios will raise prices exponentially and there is no “fair value” they would assign to their catalogs.

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

this sounds the argument that people made about why streaming music would not work…yet Pandora/iTunes are doing pretty darn well.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s getting easier for us to rip and transfer full movies, but part of the reason why music pirating is so pervasive is just the smaller file sizes.

When movies are as easy to upload/download as .mp3s, then, yes, the situation will be exactly as you describe it.

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure

but technology is catching up. It took a technological improvement in the ipod to get digital music off the ground.

With more and more powerful portable device (i.e. smartphones and ipads), streaming video will be dominant form of visual media.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

With more and more powerful portable device (i.e. smartphones and ipads), streaming video will be dominant form of visual media.

This is what bugs me so much about caps on usage.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet another way of old media companies failing to grasp the future…

It annoys me that the the average broadband speed in the US is 4.8 mps while it’s 61 mbps in Japan and 46 mbps in SK.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t feel bad about being a little slower but shit man it’s not even close.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then this is going to make you feel happy
The Korea Communications Commission is working on plans that will boost broadband speeds in that country tenfold by the end of 2012. That means Koreans will access 1 Gbps service by 2012. That’s 200 times as fast as your typical 5 Mbps DSL connection sold in the U.S. At present, Koreans can get speeds of up to 100 Mbps from their broadband providers. Availability of such high-speed connections has allowed Korea to emerge as a leader in the MMO and online gaming industries. Even higher broadband speeds are going to unveil many new usage scenarios, which can lead to new company creation.

Oh yeah:

The efforts are part of giving Korean IT infrastructure a boost, according to KCC. The plan is going to cost about $24.6 billion and will create 120,000 jobs.

http://gigaom.com/2009/02/01/by-2012-koreans-will-get-a-gigabit-per-second-broadband-connection/

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have slow access here because of capitalism, right? So… fuck Korea.

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

They just download really slowly.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think South Korea is an oligarchy.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

it’s pretty much ran by the chaebols but it still works out okay…

Heck, Singapore is pretty much a dictatorship.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

My parents always envied Singapore’s authoritarianism.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I have no idea what’s going on in that clip show. whatever, good song.)

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

With more and more powerful portable device (i.e. smartphones and ipads), streaming video will be dominant form of visual media.

This.

So let’s see…I can either get a DVD through mail which takes at least a day, which I can watch on my TV, or I could stream it and watch it anywhere instantly.

Tough one.

RIP 2011 Giants Post Season

by Cody_ransom on Sep 21, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

iTunes isn’t streaming. Yet.

(Won’t actually be “streaming”, more like an on-the-fly locker service.)

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sense of entitlement?

So I should spend my 8 bucks even if there’s very little I want to watch on streaming?

Seems there is a sense of entitlement from some people telling others how to valuate their spending.

If it’s worth it, more power to you. But they are offering less and charging more (or in some cases, the same). The consumer has every right to vote with his pocketbook – not sure how that’s a “sense of entitlement”.

by otis29 on Sep 21, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously – I can only watch Hobo with a Shotgun so many times! I need more choices!

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ordered that movie thinking it would be something very different (better) than what it was.

by Hyoton on Sep 21, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s actually just in my queue – I’m expecting it to be horrible crap. Delightful horrible crap.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was bad crap. YMMV though.

by Hyoton on Sep 21, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

So vote.

Cancel your subscription and go find your content elsewhere (good luck!!). But really, just stop complaining about how it’s all Netflix’s fault. You’re blaming the wrong party.

Giants baseball: Together We're Crippled

by TheAntiBork on Sep 21, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

But really, just stop complaining about how it’s all Netflix’s fault. You’re blaming the wrong party.

Didn’t realize I was doing that, but ok.

by otis29 on Sep 21, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

But they are offering less and charging more

The “they” here being Netflix. If you’re blaming someone else, I have to admit it’s very subtle.

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by TheAntiBork on Sep 21, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not blame, that's fact

I’m not denying there are outside reasons behind their decision making.

Tell me this though, why should I (as a consumer) care about anything other than the cursory “their product isn’t as valuable as it used to be, but it costs more”? Do I owe Netflix some sort of loyalty? I’ve paid the monthly fee they’ve asked over time and have received a fair value. Now it appears that may be changing.

Full disclaimer: I don’t plan on getting rid of Netflix yet. I downgraded my mailing package to “two at a time” which costs pretty much the same as my previous package. But if they are looking to phase out the physical side over time, then their streaming needs to improve, bottom line.

by otis29 on Sep 21, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I worry about old movies. I’d bet nobody is streaming “Harvey” if dvd’s go away… what happens to all the old movies?

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what happens with every tech advancement.

We lost some movies on VHS to DVD, DVD to Blu Ray to streaming.

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the thing — if physical objects disappear and everything goes streaming, how will the re-release stuff in shiny, expensive new formats every ten years?

by Evan on Sep 21, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly why the studios are so anal about getting full $$ for streaming rights. Physical media sales have provided the majority of studio profits for decades, and format refreshes always goosed sales for a while. But now the format refresh gravy train has run off the rails, and physical media are going to die a slow death.

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by TheAntiBork on Sep 21, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

see music industry.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You may be surprised. We watched Chitty Chitty Bang Bang on HBO GO recently.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll remake it, and it’ll be better!

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by rotorueter on Sep 21, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, when has that happened?

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't kid yourself

Netflix is not a social movement, it’s a business like every other business. It needs to provide a service at a price that people thinks is reasonable.

It is Netflix’s job to maintain a balance between content and price. It has done poorly at that.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

bravo corn

I think that’s the epicfail aspect of the whole thing.

You’re supposed to raise the prices, then wait a few months, then cut the services.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

wouldn’t mind the price increase on the streaming part if it meant more selection.

This is the whole point.

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by Cody_ransom on Sep 21, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And?

All I see is content shrinking. Starz walked away AFTER the price increase.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if Starbucks raised their price for coffee ‘only’ 5 bucks? It makes me much less likely to buy it and if I’m a person who regularly bought their coffee it would certainly put me off.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they raised their prices 5 dollars a month, it wouldn't be that big of a deal.

Netflix raised prices 15 cents a day. The horror!

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was it per day before the price change?

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you buy coffee more than once a month?

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I make it at home.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it fair trade coffee sourced from a coop?

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

co-op*

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Civet coffee!

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ewwwww chicken coop-poop coffee. Yech.

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they have large talons?

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No but our church started selling those. Once we run out I’m going to try it.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

But that’s half truez? The price of the ice cream stayed the same, but they raised the price of steak because it was getting more an more expensive to get licensing rights and pay shipping costs for the cows.

Or something.

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

It would be more analogous to having a drive through window or a walk-in restaurant. Netflix is in the business of delivery movie/tv/entertainment content…the difference between mail and streaming is the method of delivery, not the content itself.

Netflix used to be a restaurant that had both a walk-in section and a drive through, now it has split off into two restaurants, one with only a drive thru and the other with only a walk-in section.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

You left out the part where the food distributors are angry that they were selling food cheaply and robbing them of profits.

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by Ott on Sep 21, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I understand the dilemma Netflix is in

the studio are squeezing out the margins and raising prices but this is no different than what happened in music. All of the studios were resistant to streaming/download media until they had no choice.

Movie/tv studios are far behind on the curve but eventually they will see that third party distributors like Netflix is the way to go.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, well, I want my TV shows now. Eventually isn’t fast enough!

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by Ott on Sep 21, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right

but it’s up to Netflix to convince the studios of that early on in the process. Instead, Netflix relied on their old model of just buying a DVD and distributing it.

They got into the streaming game and did not know what to do with it.

Netflix scooped the traditional video stores by delivering the DVDs to you rather than you having to go to the store…but now it is getting scooped by online media like Amazon and Itunes.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

With different menus. That you can’t compare at the same time. You have to go from one restaurant to the other to find out what you can get at each.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, no

Because the way that you prepare the food, the logistics behind the product, are the same whether you serve it on a plate in the restaurant or out the window of the drive through.

The logistics behind delivering the product online or via mail are completely separate – separate contract negotiations, separate costs structures, separate everything. It’s two different restaurants with two menus and two supply chains being run out of one building for no reason other than the fact that they always have – except now it doesn’t make sense to.

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

he logistics behind the product, are the same whether you serve it on a plate in the restaurant or out the window of the drive through.

This is patently untrue.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The food is prepared the same, at least.

The delivery is different. But when you’re streaming vs mailing, both the preparation and the delivery are different.

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This oversimplifies the situation. To be fair, I can live with having the services separated. One of my issues is that right now I can search for something on the Netflix site, and if it’s available to stream, I can add it to that queue. If it’s not, I can add it to my DVD queue. With two different websites, I’ll have to double my efforts to track down a movie. Also, I do admit using the recommendations on occasion to find new things. With two websites, my recommendations will be limited based on what I can find to stream vs. what I have to get by DVD.

It’s taken much of the convenience and pleasant aspects of Netflix and spit on them, and tells me that they really just don’t give a crap.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shorter version: Netflix took all the utlility and convenience of the internet and crapped all over it.

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by Kitspool on Sep 21, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The lack of integration is a frustrating aspect

But everyone acting like mailing movies to people and streaming movies over the internet go hand in hand is a little nuts – it’s a completely different business model on both ends. Trying to run a company with two separate corporate strategies is crazy.

My hunch is that eventually they’ll figure out some way to link the sites.

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, either that or physical media will finally die off

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by marcello on Sep 21, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's at least five years away, I think.

But since the economy is going to crater and it will just be servants and masters, it won’t really matter.

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Jobs wants to make it reality now!

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s the implication – Netflix either wants to let it die (that’s why Netflix kept the name for streaming, and gave the DVD part a dumb name) or it wants to sell it. Either way, it’s not long for this world.

Which would be fine with me and EVERYTHING could be streamed. The streaming selection continues to shrink (and will take a big hit in February). But it feels too much like they want to make us all stream, but aren’t giving us any significant value in doing so.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This...

Netflix never fully understood that streaming was the future until now. Instead, it kept talking about how great their mail collection is. Netflix failed to jump from a mail DVD service supplemented by a streaming service to a streaming service supplemental by a mailing catalog.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I look at it very cavemanish, although I see the business reasons for Netflix' decision

“I want movie, Netflix no want to send movies anymore”
“Netflix want me watch shows online”
“Netflix not have what I want online”
“Me not pay anymore. Me club Bruce Bochy”

I may have digressed on that last part.

by otis29 on Sep 21, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's always relevant.

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chulk smash!

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

My hunch is that eventually they’ll figure out some way to link the sites.

Wait…they already have this…it was called Netflix circa 2010.

Many other sites have done this well and without problems. Amazon can ship a DVD to you, sell the DVD electronically, and provide you with a streaming service.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazon doesn't rent DVDs.

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they went hand-in-hand for a certain company called Netflix

Now, they don’t. What was once convenient now becomes less convenient.

by otis29 on Sep 21, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

And it’s less convenient for my hypothetical customers to get their ice cream and steak in two separate stores.

But that doesn’t mean it isn’t a good business decision divide and conquer if the logistics of the two aspects of your business are incompatible.

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It appears there was a pretty significant population that enjoyed ice cream and steak

Someone ought to try to corner that market.

Except either ice cream or steak is going to disappear from the face of the earth in another decade or so.

Now I’m confused.

by otis29 on Sep 21, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is it incompatible?

Companies can successfully integrate a streaming video service with traditional merchant services but it’s impossible to integrate a streaming video service with a mail order rental service?

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it possible? Maybe

But Netflix obviously decided it wasn’t cost effective. They would be the ones to know, right?

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

or maybe

they screwed it up and now it’s not cost-effective.

The other issue is that Netflix put too much emphasis on movies…I for one would be fine with getting movie via mail but I generally like watching several episodes of TV in one sitting. This is only really possible with streaming.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Netflix could provide you with all the content you wanted, they would.

I don’t get why people blame Netflix for the intransigence of rights-holders.

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think "blame" is the wrong word

I don’t “blame” them so much as it just affects the value of their service for me. Maybe they are just a business model that can’t hold up in the future?

by otis29 on Sep 21, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see many people acknowledging that. In the end though, people don’t give a shit.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re missing the point. If such limitations exist, don’t increase the cost and then split off the limited business. I had no complaints two months ago when I paid my $10 or $11 a month for DVDs and whatever streaming they could offer.

But you charge me the full $7.99 for streaming and then reduce what’s available? Then I have a problem.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose

But I still think that 8 dollars for what they have online is cheap. It’s 25 cents a day.

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem is (and I use the word “problem” loosely), people now feel entitled to a certain service at a certain price.

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by marcello on Sep 21, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Netflix has the buffet model…it’s not about the price for the individual…but rather to meet a collective threshold. The more audience/subscriber that Netflix say, the more clout it has to negotiate with the studios.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was the opposite. Why would the studio want you to use Netflix? Wouldn’t they prefer to sell you the DVD?

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure

but no one is buying the DVDs…most people now a days watch the content and forget about it. It’s about the now and what I can talk about with my friend.

I mean seriously, how many people really go back and watch their DVD collections?

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

But I think the studios don’t like that and refuse to acknowledge nobody wants their crappy dvds.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

see music industry circa 2005.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is where you’re wrong. They still sell plenty of DVDs. And on-demand viewings at $4-8. That’s where they make their money. Netflix only offers pennies per view, so they want to make damn sure content is not available there until the people who are willing to pay more for it have done so.

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by TheAntiBork on Sep 21, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm too lazy to look it up

but DVD sales have plummeted in the past 3-4 years with the raise in online/instant viewing.

On-demand and Netflix are slightly different models…On Demand would be your high-end restaurant while Netflix would be your buffet restaurants. No one expects netflix to have every show immediately but it is not unreasonable to think that Netflix should get shows from past seasons.

personal example, my wife liked the Real Housewives shows…so we subscribed to Netflix…and it had season one of the RH of OC available online…the rest were DVD only…

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, DVD sales are heading down, but they still bring in far more revenue than any other source. Studios know the transition is underway. No sense in putting up the white flag now, though. If they can still get you to buy the Real Housewives Season 1-76 Box Set for your wife’s birthday present, precisely because that’s the only way she can get all the shows, they’re damn well not going to release it all to Netflix.

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by TheAntiBork on Sep 21, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

except that’s just not true. Because the vast majority of people will never buy DVDs of the RH…but many of those people would watch it if it was available on Netflix.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

I never said Netflix was dumb…just short-sighted.

They drove all the video stores out of business but failed to grasp the streaming video concept.

They could have been Hulu (which was the studio’s answer to Netflix) and convinced the studios to work them on providing content. Instead, they sat on their lead and allowed the studios and other companies to step in.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

One thing they could have done

was to have a tiered system where one pays more for select content (i.e. Showtime/HBO).

In short, I think Netflix just never grasped the concept that streaming was the future and kept talking about how extensive their mail DVD catalog was…

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

HBO Go has been in the cards for a while,

so, they were never going to do that. And Starz has been very inconsistent with Netflix, but I think they’re finally pulling out altogether.

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure

but Netflix could have offer a good deal as a partnership rather than having HBO maintain a stream on its own. It’s pretty much the music model for iTunes…

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think HBO wants to partner with anybody.

HBO Go is their first step in trying to work around the cable companies altogether, actually.

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems pretty smart and I love HBO GO so far.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe

but it seems like added service for people already subscribing to HBO…not an independent service

I mean, HBO Go would not entice me to subscribe to HBO but if HBO offered its show on Netflix, I may pay more to watch the shows.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that the same thing? Either way you pay more for HBO shows.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

HBO Go is free to HBO subscribers.

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I really wish I could pay 20 bucks a month or something for online-only access to that.

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that the Franchise is over (in so many ways) I think I’ll quit Showtime and go back to HBO. Is Game of Thrones still on demand?

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can HBO Go it.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 21, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time Warner charges me for dropping subscriptions. It’s annoying. $3 to lose Starz might be worth it, though.

I’m keeping Showtime for Dexter (once more unto the breach) and Homeland, which looks promising.

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I'm saying.

If I didn’t have cable and I wanted to watch everything HBO has ever made, I would pay $15-$20/month for access.

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely. Or just use my sister's login :D

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is HBO more than that, tho?

I guess it depends on your service. I don’t think I"m paying much more, maybe 30 bucks. Worth it.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 21, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have HBO + Showtime for $15 total for the year… and I think HBO is just $12-$15 on its own.

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

most cable company make you buy their elevate tier service and the cable box to get HBO…

I mean I would be more receptive to getting HBO if it meant I could keep my $20 tv service plus whatever HBO charges.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is our problem

We’d have to sign up for a new basic programming package because they don’t offer the one we have any more.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you have to subscribe in order to get it.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

HBO Go isn’t offered through Time Warner Cable-LA.

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was responding to this:

I mean, HBO Go would not entice me to subscribe to HBO but if HBO offered its show on Netflix, I may pay more to watch the shows.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn't seem like -- it is.

But HBO is more than willing to offer HBO Go as an app/subscription that anyone can download and use regardless of their cable subscription, but the cable companies would burn Time Warner to the ground.

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

HBO will never offer their big-name miniseries and movies for download the way they do their series.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

Not sure how you come to the conclusion that they failed to grasp streaming. They have way more streaming customers than any other service. Netflix has understood that the future was streaming all along, but it has only recently become technically viable to do streaming as an independent business. They’re having a rough time transitioning, in no small part due to their own goofs, but this is not a new idea for them.

Also Netflix was poised to buy Hulu but the studios vetoed it because they need to keep Netflix from being too dominant.

So really, once again, we come back to the content owners.

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by TheAntiBork on Sep 21, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Les Moonves has hinted that anyone who buys Hulu

is being setup, as the companies that contribute content might not once it’s sold. In other words, content might not be a part of a Hulu sale.

by Every6thDay on Sep 21, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The numbers I saw

Netflix lost ~4% of their customer base. I think they raised prices by a bit more than that. It sounds like they might know what they’re doing.

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by marcello on Sep 21, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’d need to see who kept both streaming and DVD, and who opted for just one. Because those subscribers are now paying less than before. And if there are fewer of them, that’s not a recipe for win.

Plus the stock has been hammered. That’s not good for investors or the company. Also a problem.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I'm sure that the profit margins on streaming customers are higher.

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question

Have more pixels been killed on the internet discussing Netflix or Brandon Belt?

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by Kitspool on Sep 21, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Netflix

By like 109 Million %

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by TheAntiBork on Sep 21, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until the studios gouge Netflix for licensing fees. Or pull their content.

One of the supporting reasons for the higher streaming fees was the increased cost of providing content. So perhaps the profit margins won’t be all that much more.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez NHL wastes no time with cuts. Training camp, or whatever they call it, opened Saturday and already they’re dropping like flies.

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Mike Modano

really disliked the guy for playing on the Stars but loved him on the USA hockey team.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

he's also like 85 years old

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by jctGamer on Sep 21, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Listen, if he wants to make it work in a heterosexual marriage, I’m not going to stop him.

BUT WIFE SWAP WTF.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, that was weird.

Anyway, this BS has to stop. It’s an average/fair park. The only place it really hurts anything is the right field alley. Oh no’s…a few fly balls a year get caught or are triples.

Why does the media and the team itself continue to lie about the park. It doesn’t help the team in any way.

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by positiveuphemism on Sep 21, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

we just need some hitlers to watch

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by son of ggf on Sep 21, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

some big bats to mussolini the ball out of here

by Hyoton on Sep 21, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tojo Mama!

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

anybody drink rakija before?

Ive just had 2 shots of it and its fucking gross

by ir1shgiant on Sep 21, 2011 12:02 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

If it’s so gross, why did you have the second shot?

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL true.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

my thought as well

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by Bret1110 on Sep 21, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

win

Maybe you have to drink through the disgusting candy shell to get to the gum in the center!

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

innerestin.
Rakia (also Rakija or Raki or Rachiu) is an alcoholic beverage that is produced by distillation of fermented fruit; it is a popular beverage throughout the Balkans. Its alcohol content is normally 40% ABV, but home-produced rakia can be stronger (typically 50% to 60%). Prepečenica is double-distilled rakia which has an alcohol content that may exceed 60%.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

Sup.

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by Bret1110 on Sep 21, 2011 12:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Steak and ice cream: yes or no?

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I about to jump into Normandy?

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahah! I’d forgotten about that.

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by speckops on Sep 21, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Kila monster has been DFA'd

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Dude was a HOFer for me in Baseball Mogul.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by DFARowand on Sep 21, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've got TV repairman over right now

First, they’re two older white guys (yes, older than me, even). Not what I expected.

Second, they seem to have no frakkin’ clue as to what they’re doing. My HD TV is in pieces on my family room floor, and they keep looking at a manual one of them printed out before they came. I keep hearing things like “Do you think we need to take this part out” answered by a long look at the new part and the TV and “Yeah, I thinks so.”

I’m not confident right now.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Porno plot!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can imagine what happens next.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

They are not attractive men. At all. Not a bit.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

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by ResDog on Sep 21, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only ever see attractive men on mine …

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a Big Lebowski reference.

The response I was looking for was, “He fixes the cable?”

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay!

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congratulations!

It sounds like you won’t be able to watch Dana Eveland shut out the Giants tonight.

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by Kitspool on Sep 21, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t sound good.
Maybe they were expecting olde tyme tv’s with dials and tubes and such

Ooooh I know! Sick the lizard on them!!!

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That reminds me – I need to see if it’s still alive.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatcha gunna check it with? A blowtorch?

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is my kid’s pet lizard – she has been seeming lethargic of late. She seems okay for now.

I also had to feed my other kid’s betta fish its lunch.

It’s like a damn zoo here.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you feeding it, and is it warm enough?
I’m actually wanting to get a lizard … keeps the cat occupied. She chases them around the tank, from the outside.
Found out the other day that skinks like the one in our back patio, is available at a pet store near you for $125-175 !!!

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re feeding it some anode food – looks like little flies.

I’m less certain about the keeping it warm part – I put her in a nice warm spot in the morning, and she seems to like that. But when the sun is no longer shining in my kid’s room, she seems sad.

So I’m looking for a heater for her today.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It also might like meal worms.
We’ve had good luck with frogs, toads, and skinks eating mealworms.

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA. I had my power supply replaced in a jiffy by this old Filipino guy who said he’d been fixing TVs forever. “Dees new flatscreen, is so easy,” he scoffed. “You just take out di power supply. That’s it.”

The power supply he gave me was also from the defective Samsung batch. The next day my warranty ended.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love James Sheilds' goofy pre-pitch motion.

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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Hay guise. Anyone have any opinions on the recent Netflix news??

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by rotorueter on Sep 21, 2011 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a team company! Only streams when it doesn’t count! Raises prices in the clutch!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brittle!

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Homespun loincloths! Just like Gandhi used to make!

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks shopped.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Definitely.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t we IN the Milky Way, though?

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by rotorueter on Sep 21, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correct. On the edge of it. Which is why the rest of it is visible to us.

We like in the boonies of the galaxy.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. Interesting.

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by rotorueter on Sep 21, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s like an isolated spur of an arm. Everybody else (assuming there are every bodies who care) sees a whole lot more crowded crap.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know that.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, yes. The Orion Arm — is that right, J and Lars?

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to today’s edits of Wiki, it’s http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orion–Cygnus_Arm

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh, so there are only two arms.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t notice the two littler ones.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goofus took a picture with him once.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Non-believer.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 21, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

shuuuuuuuunnn

shuuun the nonbeliever

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Used to see him every day when I worked downtown, like 8-9 years ago, so I actually get nostalgic when I go to a game and he’s rocking Willie Mays Plaza.

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by TheAntiBork on Sep 21, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh heh heh

seminaries

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bully for you Mr. ImNattoAndIKnowEverythingBecauseImMrSmartModAndIDrawGood.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

His middle name is NicestGuyOnTheFaceOfTheEarth

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

His parents were incredibly hopeful about his future.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually it’s in Chinese. It just happens to look line an English sentence in romanization.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love learning about culture.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what would your name be like as a symbol?

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever. You’re still racist.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only against Italians

They stole noodles from my people.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/fry squint

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can see the other arms

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmm....

Milky Way

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by ResDog on Sep 21, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Western Spiral Arm
Zed Zed Nine Plural Zed Alpha

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

1123 6536 5321

/All Along the Watchtower

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pictures or it didn't happen.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Ben Zobrist

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by DFARowand on Sep 21, 2011 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

He thinks of you as a friend.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better he know now than down the road.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he was honest. You have to give him credit for that.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ben Zobrist: “Look, DFARowand, you knew we were just having fun, right?”

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA Rowand’s shoulder slumped. Zobrist’s expression changed as the realization sank in.

“Oh, man,” he said. “I thought you…”

DFARowand waved a hand dismissively. “Nah, I shoulda known. Don’t worry about it.”

He waited until he got back in his car, and Zobrist had walked out of sight, to unleash his tears.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weak

He had Natto tell him. Couldnt even pick up the phone. It’s almost as bad as a text.

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by ResDog on Sep 21, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANSWER THE PHONE, you heartless classless bastard

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by shanghaijim on Sep 21, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He actually told me via email.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking fucks

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
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by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

but teh Yankees have no pitcherz

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bandbox'd

I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.

by Tay on Sep 21, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yo Joe Maddon come be the manager of the Giants and you won't have to play the Yankees and Boston every week and I'll love you forever and you'll play Brandon Belt right?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

McC's courtship process:

1. Bochy: Will you please play Brandon Belt? “No.”
2. Reyes: Will you please come play in SF? “No.”
3. Beltran: Will you please stay here? It’s a vocal minority that blames you. “No.”
4. Maddon: Will you come take over the team? …

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by Tay on Sep 21, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

AZ's up 3-0 in the bottom of the first

LOL PIRATES
LOL GIANTS
LOL 2011

My boy's got CLOSER MENTALITY!

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 21, 2011 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL U

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Sep 21, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

/not laughing

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by son of ggf on Sep 21, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/not paying attention.

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by Merope on Sep 21, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yankees take the lead

Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. Go Brewers.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Sadly
Unless the Rays take these next two and the Yankees handle the Red Sox this weekend. It's unlikely but not impossible.

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by Tay on Sep 21, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least they won’t have to face Rivera in tonight’s game!

I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.

by Tay on Sep 21, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

AL playoff is going to be a crapshot

you can make an argument that the Tigers have a legit chance of winning the AL pennant with Verlander going 3 times in a series.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe if the Tigers make the World Series again, this time their pitchers will know how to play defense.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 21, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where's

Billy Chapel when you need him?

For some reason, I liked Doyle Alexander as a player when I was a kid.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yessir!

I loves me some Prince.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was funny

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

nor did I

and that’s when I stopped associating the Brewers with Robin Yount and started associating them with Tony Plush and Prince “Run the Catcher” Fielder.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

Still at jury duty, and haven’t been called to a courtroom yet. They gave us a two hour lunch. I bought some stuff at Victoria’s Secret, and almost ran into a policeman on horseback walking through the outdoor mall.

What’s up with everyone?

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by kdl on Sep 21, 2011 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Talkin’ bout underwear.

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by Natto on Sep 21, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not much. Just talking about underwear and Netflix.

You know – the usual.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds about right. It’s funny that I was buying underwear while you guys were talking about it. Anything interesting I missed in that conversation?

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by kdl on Sep 21, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I have a list of all the guys who go commando.

by City Girl on Sep 21, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars goes commando in jeans. TL2 may or may not like to dangle.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

That is… Far more information than I expected to get.

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by kdl on Sep 21, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You did ask.

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by can of corn on Sep 21, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Occasionally. It does get humid down here.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 21, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gestures towards crotch

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

which courthouse are you in?

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Downtown Sacramento.

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by kdl on Sep 21, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been there a few times…except they sent me to the annex building which was weird…

I like the airport in sacramento.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 21, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the airport, too. It’s nice, and remodeled. And not very crowded.

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by kdl on Sep 21, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last time I had jury duty I went to Target during lunch, went back, and the judge dismissed us.

by City Girl on Sep 21, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think something like that is likely to happen here. I am pretty sure they could have dismissed us before lunch, thus saving me the trouble of wasting 2 hours. That said, I’d rather be going out to lunch and walking around downtown Sac than at work, so they can keep us all day, as far as I’m concerned.

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by kdl on Sep 21, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

last time

I sat in the room like all day, and then got sent to a courtroom on Polk Street, where we filled out questionnaires for a case I could never, ever, ever be impaneled for. Waste of time.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 21, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEW THREAD

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 21, 2011 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT WHAT IF I WANT TO KEEP TALKING ABOUT UNDERWEAR?

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Sep 21, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if you insist.

by Hyoton on Sep 21, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys seen this?

It’s kind of burried on ESPN’s front page.

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=7000379&categoryid=2378529

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by Cody_ransom on Sep 21, 2011 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I know that woman’s brother. She has been 86’d many, many times. She is insane, but not in a good way.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, they are stealing the bleachers’ ’he’s a bum!’ chant.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s got cray-z eyes.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am hesitant to even link him to this due to the embarrassment he will experience.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 21, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s probably better he know about it than be blindsided later.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 21, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

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