Beat LA Thread 2
by Natto on Sep 20, 2011 8:43 PM PDT
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LOL GIA- oh fuck it
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
LIBERAL USE OF CAPS
BRETT PILL, 5 run homer
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Are there any runs in this thread?
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
/looks around
nope
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
LIBERAL USE OF CAPS
AHAHAHAHAHA
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Let's go errors, clap clap clap clap clap
At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree
Idiots are happy most of the time.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 20, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok Pirates
NOW you start winning. I see how it is.
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
LIBERAL USE OF CAPS
Well, they did start around the time we came to town...
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
LOL GIANTS
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
Kershaw is just too good.
and the Giants are just toooooooo bad.
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 20, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
I'm tired of tipping my cap
Any pitcher can be gotten to
At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree
Right you are nostock...
They have had chances and blown it with poor baserunning, lack of hits and a shaky starter. And Kershaws pwns them.
Randy Moffitt's sideburns will be Avenged!
he’s just on another planet right now.
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 20, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
he always is
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
I haven't been around to see why the hell we've had so many pickoffs,
but I think the lineup is far worse than the team, and the fault for that lies in Bochy, if you ask me.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
it is pretty weird that they casted jonah hill as Not Paul DePodesta. He doesn’t look anything like him and apparently the character is only barely like him, either.
that's why they don't call him Paul Depodesta in there
At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree
my only solace is that New Girl starts in 10 minutes
I’m hoping that Zooey Deschanel on the tv will bring good mojo cuz hope is all there is left
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
/has to watch live, due to being lol poor
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
She sounds like a menagerie.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 20, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Zooey... omg
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
THIS! this show better be good, I don’t know how much disappointment I can take tonight
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
To be honest... i dont trust shows on FOX...
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
this is why I worry, I’ve been burned before
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
but it's worth a shot, Zooey is all i need
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
I have Tosh.0 in an hour
Don’t criticize me about this…. as an adolescent I can watch this show without guilt!
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
LIBERAL USE OF CAPS
shhh, don’t tell, but I watch it too…and I’m very not an adolescent
/is ashamed
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
Ooooh Snarky Baggs...
Andrew Baggarly
Says the man with a degree from Hollywood Upstairs Medical College. RT @Zirk214 @flashee. A steroid is a steroid plain and simple
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
the guy in that Giants commercial seemed to be masturbating.
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 20, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
GethimgethimgethimgethimGETHIMGETHIMGETHIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 20, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
exactly
plus he was double fisting it
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 20, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel bad for the people sitting in front of him.
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
LIBERAL USE OF CAPS
Mom!
Someone just spit on my head!
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 20, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Billy is back
If anything, that should be enough mojo to win this thing
At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree
by Amigo on Sep 20, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Was this “Missing Giant fan Billy_____” a big deal in the bay area? I hadn’t heard of it until today
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 20, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
they were showing his picture on the scoreboard for a few games
At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree
STFD C Everett Koopshaw
and shave that nasty facial hair.
if he wanted a W, he should have given up -1 runs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Bochy is a terrible on field manager
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
fixed
Bochy is a terrible on field manager
My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.
But, TGWTWS!!
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 20, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I see Panda with a bat
Can he go and knock some sense into Bochy?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
You have to ask?
Bruce Bochy is a joke, but the punch line isn’t funny at all.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 20, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there any doubt that Bochy tosses out this same shit bird lineup tomorrow
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
Nope
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 20, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
And THAT's how Greg Maddux did it too.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
I am so tired of Bochy playing micro splits and platooning every mother fucker on this team. Put out your 8 best guys you large headed fuck!
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
Bochy is a simpleton, so he covers his ass in order to lay the blame for his inability on the players.
If he doesn’t play the ridiculous splits, he can suffer reproach because “everybody knows” that lefties can’t hit lefties, yadda yadda so why did you do it, etc.
He’s pretty cautious/gutless/brainless when it comes to his lineups for that exact reason, IMO. Also he’s as dumb as the day is long.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 20, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Soooooo..
Are they gonna get another base-runner tonight or just pretty much not?
Randy Moffitt's sideburns will be Avenged!
Yes, and that base runner just got picked off when you typed that.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
thank god pill started this game
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
BUT LEFTIES CAN’T HIT LEFTIES!
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BELT
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
We turned it off. Too frustrating.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Hey, didn't Belt hit a homerun off of someone from the Dodgers?
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
dave just described cabrera’s OPS as “impossibly low” and “pitcher territory”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Flem keepin' it real
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
I'd like to hear what Bork thinks is so great about him?
Slow, can’t field, can’t throw, doesn’t hit, doesn’t hit for power…..Bork?
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 20, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, I remember when the Indians were in town, Kruk and Kuip were talking him up.
“Somebody should pick him up….everywhere he goes, they win…..”
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 20, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
bat control
whatever the fuck that means (if it means “good contact skills” he doesn’t actually have those)
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
orlando cabrera has seen six pitches tonight
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
Just what Bork likes to see in his players
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
I don't see the problem
He just being fearless in the batter’s box borkborkbork
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
LIBERAL USE OF CAPS
Brett Pill doesn’t have a walk in the majors lol
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
to be fair, he is slugging ~.780
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
AGRESSIVE
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
yeah fuck that patient giraffe looking fucker
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
fuck that strike three looking and then pouting at the ump
At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree
Since Bochy loves his microsplits, somebody needs to show him this
Belt against LHP 316/.381/.500
Belt against RHP 185/.273/.379
Doesn't Huff have a reserve split as well?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 20, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
No, don't show him that.
That will only make him sit Belt against righties, too.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
First inning First Thread Game Over comments proving to be crazy prophecy.
It’s like magic or something.
Randy Moffitt's sideburns will be Avenged!
Crap.
Please at least get Tim a ND…that’s how low my bar is now…
NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.
You may need to lower it more.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I so wish we had a competent fucking manager. Or even one close to it.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
They do it every game, no?
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 20, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
What I meant is that I believe that they, the Dodgers, do it every game
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 20, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I just looked at Cabreras career line
For his career he sucks. .707 career OPS. Other than a flukey good year and a couple averagish ones, he’s been awful forever.
I really think this was Sabean’s worst trade.
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
nah
This is far worse than that. The Pierzynski trade had logic behind it, even if you didn’t agree with it.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
exactly. piersynzwahtever was potential for talent
this was potential for someone who was clearly done and given to a manager who can’t recognize a player who is well past his prime.
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
That is saying so much it’s pathetic. I want to bang my head against a wall
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
it was awful at the time
amazingly, it’s turned out even worse than i thought it would
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
It’s hard to adequately describe how awful Orlando Cabrera has been.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
I think the fact that Kershaw has had so many starts against the Giants should eliminate him from Cy Young consideration.
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
This
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
correct.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha, yes
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
OT-5 minutes in and I adore Zooey in New Girl
her “sessy” dance for the cheating bf was hysterical and her character is a teacher!!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
OH GOOD! RUNZLER WILL SAVE US!
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
LOLCHRISTIAN
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
Christian is horrible
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 20, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
If we come back free coke on me. And not coca-cola
Matt Cain is better than you, but apparently not cool enough for Showtime.
by homegrowntalent on Sep 20, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
Those new titanium gloves are amazing!
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
So either Mota or (RUNZ)ler
pick your poison
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
I choose poison
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Everything about the team on the field tonight is a display of why I despise both Bochy and Sabean.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
Except Timmy.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I completely agree with you.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 20, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
timmeh
Matt Cain is better than you, but apparently not cool enough for Showtime.
by homegrowntalent on Sep 20, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
Nice play by Timmy
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Wow Timmy with the play
‘Fuck these guys, I’ll do it myself"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
dont hurt yourself, tim
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 20, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
nice play
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
Have fun with the Red Sox, Timmy.
Thanks for the World Series Trophy
At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree
You forgot Kemp
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Bruce bochy is also an Idiot
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
No Bochy is a big headed fuck of a manager. Is that what idiot means?
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
We need Mattingly to make multiple trips to the mound next inning
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Kemp is a little bitch
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
Kemp is a kunt
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Timmy needs to drill somebody
Kershaw has shown that he’s a cowboy and will drill a terrible hitter for retribution (Rowand).
then we can light up their bullpen
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I'm in this line.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 20, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
This
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
I kinda wonder if that’s why he’s been “buzzing” Kemp. Besides just that it pisses him off.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
he hasn't buzzed him once...
Kemp is a fucking crybaby trying to stir things up. I wish he would have drilled him though.
6 outs to score 2 runs
we can do this. we got panda, belt, vroom on the bench. facepalm…why the fuck woudl bochy not start panda and let him bat left. i still can’t believe he put one of his worst possible lineups out there against one of the best pitchers in the league in a very important game.
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
Bork bork bork, get em’ tomorrow. Grumble grumble injuries, Cabrera. Bork.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't someone put some exlax is Cabrera's cornflakes or something?
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
I tried it, dude has an iron stomach, he showed me the x-rays. We are fucked in that regard.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I was thinking of having some special Veteran Cupcakes delivered.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
oooo! what flavor???
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
mumble grumble...been in september...mumble...professional...bork
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2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
Yes, and his by-the-book platoon offense is getting completely shut-down.
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 20, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Read that as by-the-bork.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Baseball by the Bork?
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 20, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep. He needs to write a bork. But it would end up as all pictures.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Gotta love a joke of a manager covering his ass.
Or not.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 20, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
you gotta put in a couple of lefties just to change up what Kershaw is seeing. Otherwise it is way easier for him to get in a groove. It’s essentially giving him one strike to pitch to rather than two.
bochy!!!!
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember, we're gonna see Runzler/Mota in the 8th
So we need at least 8 runs to be safe
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Great game timmy
Sorry your teammates didn’t show up….
by poopinator on Sep 20, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
fixed
Great game timmy
Sorry yourteammates didn’t show up….Manager is a fucking idiot
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
by Falconer88 on Sep 20, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Where have I heard that before? Oh yeah
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
oh hey look, the dbacks are coming back
@Logan Couture: Heard Charlie Sheen had an interview I missed tonight, damn! He might be the only person in the world thats #winning more than us right now.
Harry Connick jr. on Dancing with the Stars!
Mrs. Folly has control of the remote.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
This inning should be: ph, ph, ph
1 – Burrell,
then depending on what he does
2 – Belt (1 out), Panda (no outs)
3 – whichever of the last two didn’t bat.
asl;fkdjal;skdjf;lasdlf;kja;sljf;lajs;dlfkj
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
Stupid Christian needs to get HBP
and he dodges the first pitch
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
STEW!!!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 20, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
Anyone else notice that Keppinger appears to have abandonned his opposite field approach?
It seems to coincide with his BA plummeting.
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
STEWIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
STEWIE!
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
LIBERAL USE OF CAPS
STEW!!!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
WE SCORED A RUN ON KERSHAW
WE SCORED A RUN ON KERSHAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
STEWIE!
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 20, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
STEWIE
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
Stewie!!!
Why didn’t you do that when Christian was on third? Never mind, I’ll take it.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
Just for that
Bring back Stewart next year to backup Buster
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
PAT LIVES!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
PTB
Make sure you take the bat off of your shoulder.
Holy shit!!
I didn’t expect the HR…but Burrell w/ no outs. Bochy is using his brain?
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
1 out
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 20, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
but how many outs are there?!?!
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
Blind squirrel finds nut.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 20, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Need a Pat dinger
Cause you know if he walks, Ford comes in and get picked off
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
I was gonna say this too...
Might as well let PTB run
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
or scores the game winning run...
quite the mixed bag
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 20, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Who is this guy at bat?
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
That HR was enough to fully convince me that he should be the backup instead of Whitey next season
assuming they don’t get someone better
The thong is, it happened.
DAMN GET THAT MAN A RICOLA.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
PtBB
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Now for CS Ford
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
DUNSTON'D
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 20, 2011 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
PTB OBP!
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
BBURRELL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
Pickoff on the first pitch or the second?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Oh fuck! It's Darren Ford.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
impending pickoff
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
Eff that. can't be afraid of the pickoff
At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree
agree
I sit and await always faithful to the giants
by luved the stick on Sep 20, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
But we don't want to see PTB batting much.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
c'mon, I've been a good boy
well, pretty good, perhaps
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
We can tie this!!
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
Pick off or CS?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
That was a balk
He’s sweeping his leg.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
lol
“That’s a balk right there!”
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
THATS A BALK RIGHT THERE RONNIE!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
can ford be Pinto from now on?
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
"Try" being the key word
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 20, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
nope…just there to get extra pitches out of kershaw
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Where the fuck is Bob Davidson when we need him?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I love Torres, but I am pretty over him
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
He's reverting to his career norm
which isn’t very good
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
aha!
@Logan Couture: Heard Charlie Sheen had an interview I missed tonight, damn! He might be the only person in the world thats #winning more than us right now.
by Brittjames11 on Sep 20, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
/Ford looks at Andres's medicine, throws it out the window
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
strike em out throw em out
@Logan Couture: Heard Charlie Sheen had an interview I missed tonight, damn! He might be the only person in the world thats #winning more than us right now.
Maybe Torres should get a smaller bat and choke up a bit.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
Down the right field line
cmon Andre!
I sit and await always faithful to the giants
by luved the stick on Sep 20, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
Hey
at least the Giants are no longer getting shut out for the year against Kershaw.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
SHIFT A
Just got back from baby classes, and I’d almost rather the wife was in labor.
GRRRRR. You know, if I had a guy hitting like Panda has this week, bad shoulder and everything, I’d, you know, just give him a shot against a lefty anyway. It’s quite possible he’s seeing the ball well lately. But then again, I’m not paid to know anything about baseball, so I could be way off.
AND I SURE AS FUCK WOULDN’T BE STARTING O.CAB AGAINST THE GUY FREQUENTLY MENTIONED IN CY YOUNG DISCUSSIONS!!!!
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
BUT....SEPTEMBER EXPERIENCE
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
CARRIED (AND SUBSEQUENTLY DROPPED) BY SEVERAL TEAMS IN SUCCESSION!
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
now steal 3rd
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
YAY HE WONT GET THROWN OUT ON THAT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
LolTorres!
@Logan Couture: Heard Charlie Sheen had an interview I missed tonight, damn! He might be the only person in the world thats #winning more than us right now.
LOL
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
"He's gonna bounce one"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
i don't think going back to first is a good idea
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
VROOOM?
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
LIBERAL USE OF CAPS
WP
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 20, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Ford needs to learn how to take a walking lead
He’s a fucking idiot
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Run and Hit!
@Logan Couture: Heard Charlie Sheen had an interview I missed tonight, damn! He might be the only person in the world thats #winning more than us right now.
just get on base, Torres.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
so we can ground into a dp?
@Logan Couture: Heard Charlie Sheen had an interview I missed tonight, damn! He might be the only person in the world thats #winning more than us right now.
by Brittjames11 on Sep 20, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
if he walks, they have to double steal on the 1st pitch. get a guy on 3rd w/ less than two out or at least keep a guy on 2nd.
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
Decline the penalty, take the points…
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
This would make sense if Darren Ford were as good at what he does as David Akers is at what he does.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
It’s being aggressive vs. hoping for a hit. I think the odds of scoring are higher if they do the double steal than if they don’t.
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s putting the pressure on the defense vs. hoping one of your best hitters defies the odds and doesn’t make an out.
the odds of the successful steal are higher than the odds of a hit.
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS YOU ASSES
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
ANBBRES!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
i put a BB into it!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
ANDRES!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
Best AB of the year for Torres
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Please Double Steal
it’s the right move in this situation
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
DP situation vs either way a runner in scoring position and one way a guy on 3rd w/ less than 2 outs.
it’s the right move
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
There already is a guy in scoring position.
There are only 5 outs left, don’t give them a free one.
YES LET'S GIVE AWAY AN OUT NOW THAT KERSHAW IS LOSING HIS COMMAND TO FATIGUE
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
So apparently all you need to do is hit a HR against Kershaw to get him a bit rattled. WHY DIDN’T FLAN FLASH THE DINGER SIGN EARLIER?!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 20, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
GTFO!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
The Giants will simply never have a better chance than right the fuck now.
Randy Moffitt's sideburns will be Avenged!
Clutch GIDP incoming
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 20, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
he wont be batting
its panda
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2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
get. timmy. a. win.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
by jponry on Sep 20, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Pinch hit Belt!!
probably stupid idea, but sounds good
Mattingly is much dumber than Bochy
Think about how impressive that is….
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Knocked him out!
Bochy wuz rite!!!!
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
LOL MATTINGLY
I’ll pull him now to pitch to sandoval
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
Fuck you shitty tequila pimp.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
Employ Opposite Field Approach here!
Do not try to pull the ball.
Listen to me.
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
Rally Lightning Lord
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Timmy and Kershaw coming out to have somewhat similar nights
give or take a few control problems
This is what I'm saying
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
Holy shit, this guy is HUGE
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
what the fuck
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
that one woulda wound up in glendale
@Logan Couture: Heard Charlie Sheen had an interview I missed tonight, damn! He might be the only person in the world thats #winning more than us right now.
Curve in the dirt right here...
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Well…better than a DP
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
fuck
@Logan Couture: Heard Charlie Sheen had an interview I missed tonight, damn! He might be the only person in the world thats #winning more than us right now.
Still think the double steal was the right move. put the pressure on the defense.
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
Why the hell would you give up an out when you have Sandoval up and Beltran in the hole?
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Apparently Mattingly is smarter than Bochy.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
I didn't see any cut...
Looks like straight cheese
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
good thing we have deRo providing protection for Mr Selfishpants
@Logan Couture: Heard Charlie Sheen had an interview I missed tonight, damn! He might be the only person in the world thats #winning more than us right now.
I am happy with the non-DP outcome
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
That pitch cannot be a strike.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
Greg Maddux says LOL U
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 20, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t know maddux was still playing cripes.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
The devil
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone I'd like to see in the Giants pen.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 20, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
kenley jansen
converted C, great stuff, wild (but not that wild tonight)
THE FUCK UMP?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
I don't blame him
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
i feel safe in your arms, beltran
dont let me down
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 20, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
c'mon beltran
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
DFA BELTRAN!
@Logan Couture: Heard Charlie Sheen had an interview I missed tonight, damn! He might be the only person in the world thats #winning more than us right now.
...
the FUCK was that Beltran?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
shoulda double stealed
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
He likes that approach in high leverage situations.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 20, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Swing the mother fucking bat shit bird!
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
FUCK
SWING THE FUCKING BAT, YOU FUCKING DOUCHENOZZLE!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BELTRAN
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
So.....uh......
Maybe Pill will dinger?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
SELFISH
Wouldn’t even swing the bat.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
bochy sucks
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
Jon is pissed.
“And the pitch is… RIGHT THERE! STRIKE THREE CALLED!”
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
Take the fucking bat off your shoulder!
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
When it matters most, Carlos freezes to death.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 20, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
that's idiotic
he’s been the offense along with Panda.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Crap
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 20, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
c'mon Beltran...
Right down the middle.
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
LIBERAL USE OF CAPS
Like a man against boys.
Poison my eyes!
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
Shift+A
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STANDING THERE FOR YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT I HOPE YOU GO DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE YOU WORTHLESS SHITRAG
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
FUCK BORK!!!
everything funnels back to Bork
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 20, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
You ABSOLUTELY CANNOT LOOK AT A CALLED STRIKE 3 IN THAT SITUATION YOUR FUCKTARD
Randy Moffitt's sideburns will be Avenged!
The Devil.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think Carlos is interested in winning this game.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
SELFISH
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
LIBERAL USE OF CAPS
He's hoping for a big contract from the DBacks
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
LOL double agent
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
LIBERAL USE OF CAPS
are you people serious?
this is BS.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Keppinger would have saved us
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 20, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
Belt hits for Derosa, Huff hits for Pill next inning right?
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
at least Pit is up 5-1 right now :(
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
I'm a Beltran fan
but wow, looking at a 95 MPH fastball down the middle?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
He basically looked at four fastballs across the plate.
Did not swing once. Dude did not even throw a legitimate ball in two hitters, and Beltran didn’t even swing once.
couldn't hit those pitches if he had swung
Dude’s throwing 95 MPH cutters on the black. Disgusting as fuck
Cam Jansen just struck out our two best hitters
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 20, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
Oh boy
It’s Runzler.
Great.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Can't watch this, literally.
And it’s too damn confusing trying to keep up between here and gameday.
Stay strong, gentlemen (and hypothetical ladies.) See ya in the PGT.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
runzler?
really?
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
Got to keep the game close
/Brings in Runzler
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 20, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
3 outs...1 run
we can still do this
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
Oh boy
It’s Runzler against righties.
I feel much better
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
So my mama made me a salami sandwich nd i lost it where did it go? And tha fckd up part is i jus had it! Nd it was all wrapped up in foil nd it disappeared like houdini. Tha fuck!
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 20, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
Check the dog's breath
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Your salami sandwich is the giants offense my friend.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
This was my friend’s Facebook status
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 20, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
*Facebook friend’s
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 20, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
What is up with the “nd”? Seems pretty silly to be that lazy
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 20, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
She does a lot of drugs
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 20, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
ok, the biggest game of the year so far
BOCHY PUTS IN RUNZLER IN A ONE RUN GAME. FUCK UUUUU
Who are some managers worse than Bochy?
This whole game is ??
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
Jim Tracy.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
The fossil managing the Marlins was pretty terrible
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
by Tim LinCyYoung on Sep 20, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
oh yeah
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Bob Melvin?
Dusty Baker?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Bochy is pretty high on the Terrible Fucking Managers That Make You Want To Kick Puppies list.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Not Romo… not Wilson… nope… what-ever…
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
What the hell is wrong with BORK?
Bringing in Runzler? With a 1 run game? When Romo, Wilson, Castillas et all are there?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
At least Panda swung...
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
and he swung at strikes
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
That's all the guy threw
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
You can always count on that
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
Fucking this
And he Swung at what was a strike on strike three unlike beltran standing there like a fucking idiot
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
Beltran was thinking:
shoulda double stole
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Romo gets his one batter for the game
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
yeah, even the ball was really close. wouldn’t have been surprised if that was called 3.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope Bochy is smart enough to PH Belt for DeRosa in the 9th
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
hahahahahahaha
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
i knew this was you b4 i even saw your name
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Prepare to light yourself on fire my friend.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy...smart?
LOL U
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
aye
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
we are united.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
wow people
sometimes you strike out looking. kenley jansen kinda does that to a lot of guys.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Yah, but when you're the #3 hitter, you don't watch ALL THREE STRIKES
without offering a swing
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
i’m sure he wishes he had a better AB. but acting like he’s a bad person/player or like he did it because he doesn’t care about winning / wants to lose because he had a bad AB is ridiculous
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I didn't say any of that
I just wanted him to FUCKING SWING
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
well other people certainly are
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
It's obvious (even the beat writers have commented on it) that Beltran simply does not care about the Giants.
And he just showed it in the worst way.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
he is hitting better as a giant than he did as a met
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
You have a point.
See, it makes perfect sense.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Yeah just mad he didn't protect with 2 strikes
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
that's fair
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
The biggest in history...apparently
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
because he has a rotten brain?
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 20, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 20, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
STFD
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
Romo Do What Romo Do.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
DeRosa, Pill, and Cabrera will save us!!!!!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
DeRosa – might work a walk
Pill – okay with it
Cabrera – diaf/dfa/just go away
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
FRODO WILL SAVE US
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
1 run
They can definitely do it
We need a feel good comeback win
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's drum up some hope here!
oh wait, Cabrera is coming up.
Randy Moffitt's sideburns will be Avenged!
I can’t wait for Cabrera to make the third out, it’s gonna rule
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Rally pets w/ casts?
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
actions speak louder than words
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 20, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
2-1 again
Fucking 2-1 AGAIN
Anagram of "SF Giants season" = GAS OF NASTINESS
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 20, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
are they diamond certified?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
looks real nice!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
it is interesting that striking out looking is the kind of out that raises the most ire with fans
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
doesn’t bother me when Belt does it.
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
but it does seem to bother many fans
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Rally dramatic victory over LA
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
oh no.
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Mattingly took out Jansen
Yay!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
strike my dick!!!!
@Logan Couture: Heard Charlie Sheen had an interview I missed tonight, damn! He might be the only person in the world thats #winning more than us right now.
ouch.
@Logan Couture: Heard Charlie Sheen had an interview I missed tonight, damn! He might be the only person in the world thats #winning more than us right now.
by Brittjames11 on Sep 20, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
fuuuuuuck
not DeRosa
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
Belt who?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
OMG!!!! yes
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 20, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY CRAP
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
LOLOLOLOL
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
LOLROSA
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
LOL Kemp type hit
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
TRIPLE!!
@Logan Couture: Heard Charlie Sheen had an interview I missed tonight, damn! He might be the only person in the world thats #winning more than us right now.
Get Manny out there on 1st
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 20, 2011 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
TRI-PILL!
@Logan Couture: Heard Charlie Sheen had an interview I missed tonight, damn! He might be the only person in the world thats #winning more than us right now.
Stop Second-Guessing Bochy
He saw the error coming
Belt would have hit it hard and lined out.
Bochy knew that DeRosa grounding out to a pitcher who rarely ever fields the ball was the best chance of getting the leadoff guy on.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Weird fake.....
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 20, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
So belt isn't going to PH is he?
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
Saving him for extras.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
DO SOMETHING GOOD GIANTS!
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
Burriss seems to be a better baserunner than Ford
of course, now he’ll get picked off
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Rally dramtic victory over the bums
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
why would you not ph Belt here.
FUCK YOUR STUPID SELECTIVE PLATOON SPLITS BOCHY
I'll take Huff over shitstain
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
Why is Pill hitting instead of Belt?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
wow brett pill went 0-4 how could that happen?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
LOLBELT
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
Oh god
Here comes the DP
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
TWSS
I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman
by 49ersFootball...Torture! on Sep 20, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Gritty 4-3 coming up
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Oh goody, Huff instead of Belt
BORK really hates young players eh?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Specifically ones named Belt.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
big picture=big mojo
@Logan Couture: Heard Charlie Sheen had an interview I missed tonight, damn! He might be the only person in the world thats #winning more than us right now.
Anyone got that Bonds spin home run gif?
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
I have this
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 20, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff will bounce the ball to Javy for another throwing error to first
At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree
C'MON AUBREY
Become a legend
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 20, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
again.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
no dp!
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
KLaw
keithlaw keithlaw
How do you let Pill face a RHP as the potential winning run with Belt on the bench?
22 seconds ago
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
borka borka borka
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I am ready to have Klaw as our manager haha.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
omg
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 20, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
lolololgiants
@Logan Couture: Heard Charlie Sheen had an interview I missed tonight, damn! He might be the only person in the world thats #winning more than us right now.
LOL
who didnt see that coming?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
WORLD CHAMPIONS
of course
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 20, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
LOLGIANTS
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
OH WOW NO NOE SAW THAT!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
HUCK YOU FUFF!!!!!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
GO FUCK YOURSELF BRUCE BOCHY
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
FUCKBRUCEBOCHY
FUCKBRUCEBOCHYFUCKBRUCEBOCHYFUCKBRUCEBOCHYFUCKBRUCEBOCHYFUCKBRUCEBOCHYFUCKBRUCEBOCHYFUCKBRUCEBOCHYFUCKBRUCEBOCHYFUCKBRUCEBOCHYFUCKBRUCEBOCHYFUCKBRUCEBOCHYFUCKBRUCEBOCHYFUCKBRUCEBOCHYFUCKBRUCEBOCHYFUCKBRUCEBOCHYFUCKBRUCEBOCHYFUCKBRUCEBOCHYFUCKBRUCEBOCHYFUCKBRUCEBOCHY
Fuck you Huff you washed up prick
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
DON'T THEY KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE LOSING TO THE FUCKING DODGERS?
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 20, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
FML
I can haz more alcohol pleez…
NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.
by KatSkahnne on Sep 20, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL
Our manager is a fucking idiot
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
FUCK YOU GIANTS! FUCK YOU BOCHY, YOU MISERABLE FUCK OF A MANAGER!
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
It was a pleasure spending an evening of pain
with all of you. But FUCK THE GIANTS AND HUFF AND BOCHY AND LA.
Randy Moffitt's sideburns will be Avenged!
I would walk down to Bruce Bochys office and fire him right now
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
He had 2 hits tonight
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 20, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
okay, you guys win. Beltran is great and it’s all Bochy’s fault.
Randy Moffitt's sideburns will be Avenged!
Dude, the guy's been hitting like a monster since he got off the DL.
On a team that was struggling to put up a fight with the dregs of the NL for most of August, I’m gonna give the only Giant who went 2-4 tonight a break.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
I think a lot of us would. Fucking dumb fuck. How we won a world series with the two dip shits in charge of the team is a fucking miracle.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
All Huff needed was one single at bat tonight to wreck the Giants chances. Get used to seeing him start all next year…but a year older and a little slower.
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
Probably a lot slower.
Longer offseason = more late-night partying
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Tragic number down to three
They can still win this thing if they win every single game the rest of the way!
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
by El Person on Sep 20, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
in retrospect
It was outright comical to think Huff could accomplish anything at the plate tonight. I was so jaundiced by a night of god-awful hitters than a merely bad one got my hopes up.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKING BORK BORK
CAN’T PLAY BELT BORK, HE’S NOT FUCKING AGGRESSIVE ENOUGH. PLEASE BAER FIRE THIS BIG-HEADED IDIOT
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
I wonder how Kershaw's stats look w/o his Giants starts.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Wasn't that the knock on Timmy?
Saying he shouldn’t have won the Cy young one year because of the quality of teams in the NL west?
2.27 ERA, 20-5 overall.
Against the Giants, 6-0, 1.07, which means against the rest of the league, Subtract the Giants, the record is 14-5, 2.54.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 20, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
WOW
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
what the fUCK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Today was only the second time all season the Giants got an earned run off of him.
Four of the starts, they combined for one unearned run while he was on the mound. A fifth, they dropped four earned runs on him. Then one tonight.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 20, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Giants score 2.54 runs in each of his starts against Lincecum
Subtract four wins
Anagram of "SF Giants season" = GAS OF NASTINESS
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 20, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure what that proves, exactly.
Lincecum’s ERA against the Dodgers is 1.83, but 2.59 as a whole. Subtract LA, and his ERA is 2.73 against everybody else.
If the Dodgers score 2.73 runs in each of his starts against Kershaw, that won/loss record doesn’t change any.
Kershaw and Lincecum both are incredible pitchers, and they have the pleasure of facing execrable offenses 5-7 times a year. It’s just that your offense against Kershaw is slightly more so than ours against Lincecum.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 20, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I stand corrected.
5-0, 1.07 against the Giants. The 4-run game was a no-decision (just as I think it was for Timmy as well).
So 15-5, 2.54 against the league at-large.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 20, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
That says everything about tonight in one fine sentence.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Gee guys just think
It’s a leftie again tomorrow!!!!!!
Oh joy!!!!!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
If dumb large headed fuck trots that same lineup out there, I refuse to watch this fucking bull shit again.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
LET'S DO THE SAME LINEUP!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by busterbarelyevenknowher on Sep 20, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
brett pill has a .280 OBP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
He’s got a Wily Mo line going on, only with a higher batting average.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
like anyone is fun to watch on this team
by bernardking on Sep 20, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
/grabs car keys
I can be there in 8 hours!
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
Kershaw-Lincecum final scores, all losses
2-1, 1-0, 2-1, 2-1
Anagram of "SF Giants season" = GAS OF NASTINESS
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 20, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
Letting Huff bat
seemed like it was Bochy’s version of going down with the ship.
@Every6thDay
Every6thDay
LIVE BY THE HUFF DIE BY THE HUFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GIANTS HAHAHAHA BOCHY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ASSHOLES!
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah
Letting Pill bat over Belt was worse, imo.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 20, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't watch the game
I saw that Orlando Cabrera was in the lineup so I didn’t watch. Did I miss anything?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
if I don't see at least one Brandon in tomorrow's lineup, I'm setting fire to the FO
god damn bork
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
better have FD on speed dial tomorrow!
::sigh:: off to bed, gotta be up at o’too early in the mornin! Good night, I’ll try to pack more hope for tomorrow :(
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
So a guy that has grounded out all year isn’t the best guy to have up with the tying run on first? Huh. I thought it would work.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
Aubrey Huff should do the honorable thing and just quit.
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
I would pay him to just quit
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
We should take up a collection.
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 20, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants playoff odds down to 3.2%
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Sigh of relief
I had us at 3.1!
"He couldn't remember where he was. The thought made him smile."
by thebeliever on Sep 20, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
facing another LHP tomorrow
how much you wanna bet we get the exact same lineup?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Good night guys. One last FUCK YOU BRUCE BOCHY!
Had to get that one out of my system.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
Can we plot a legitimate way to rid Bochy of his job?
Or is this all histrionics
Dead hookers in his trunk?
I am kidding.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
kill him?
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
hurling the WS bricks off of the gound in front of ATT into the clubhouse
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
Yay Tosh.0 is back!
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
LIBERAL USE OF CAPS
Botchy is bad and I’m sick of him….but I’m also askairt of who they might replace him with.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Felipe Alou?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Roger Craig?
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Jim Davenport?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Alvin Dark
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
steve decker
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible, magic-packed amazing years of my life.
Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT
WHY IS CABRERA?!?!
The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense
FRANK ROBINSON
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
LIBERAL USE OF CAPS
let's get danny glover's character from angels in the outfield
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Shift-A
So, I believe I’ve heard it said that when Chris Stewart is your whole offense, Chris Stewart is your whole offense.
seriously you guys, ASOIAF parallel nerdwanking and Pablo are the only things getting me through this season anymore
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
Diamondbacks lose. Whatever.
Why is Orlando Cabrera? Fuck!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Sep 20, 2011 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
AZ’s Magic # is only 3? We’re fucked
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Odds they clinch against the Giants
Very high.
I almost want the Giants to lose both games vs. LA. ALMOST.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Uh, no.
As bad as it would be to watch the Snakes celebrate, getting eliminated by the Dogs would be worse.
That wouldn't guarantee anything and might make it worse.
D-Bags would still have to win at least one against the Pirates.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Aw,
HELL no!!! Fuck their schadenfreude!
"He couldn't remember where he was. The thought made him smile."
by thebeliever on Sep 20, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Dbags just lost. But for Beltran standing there watching 4 fastballs over the plate,
after Panda just struck out on three straight good pitches, the Giants would only be 4 games back of Arizona now.
this seems to operate on the faulty assumption that, had beltran swung, he would have gotten a hit.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Bork would have still figured out a way to insert Huff in there to ruin any rally that would have came from it.
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 20, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I really do think that he should have been swinging at that fourth pitch. Way too close to take.
It doesn’t mean he’s The Problem or even that he single-handedly lost that game. But FUCK is that frustrating.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he should have swung too
but even if it’s a fastball over the plate, it doesn’t mean he would have gotten a hit off of it.
Kenley Jansen kind of has a really good fastball.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
scott boras has planted a bomb inside his brain
it goes off if it detects excessive amounts of clutch or chemistry
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Bruce Bochy?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Orlando Cabrera's numbers as a Giant
.213/.233/.238 for an OPS of .471. If he qualified, he would be dead last .123 points lower than Alex Rios.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
It's not just that he's been horrible
He’s been horrible and completely unnecessary.
Anagram of "SF Giants season" = GAS OF NASTINESS
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 20, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
And guess who starts at SS tomorrow?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
You know, I actually doubt it
Bork has surprised me before with the depth of his vet love, but I honestly don’t think Cabrera’s gonna start any more. He’s been so bad you just can’t put him out there anymore.
A lefty is going. Bochy likes to use righties vs. lefties even if the lefty sucks.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
he also likes to use righties vs. lefties even if the righty hitter sucks
he also likes to use righties vs. righties even if the righty hitter sucks
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Well, we'll see
I took Dave’s extremely negative comments tonight (“impossibly bad”) as a sign that the club is unhappy.
A lot of blame goes to Sabez, obviously. Acquiring him was bad enough, but not cutting him at the same time Tejada and Rowand were let go is arguably worse. Everyone knows the only way to stop Bochy playing vets is to release them.
Dave toes the party line the least of all the announcers
It’s nice to hear unvarnished truth but it’s little reflection on the mindset of the club. Maybe if we hear Kruk trashing Cabrera there’s something there.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
be sure to listen to his interview with M&M tomorrow!!!
though it is notable that Kruk & Kuip rave about Crawford. The best I’ve ever heard them say about Cabrera is, “He’s a veteran. He’s been there.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
It's not like Cabrera has any skills they can rave about.
Even Tejada at least used to be good.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Tejada’s numbers are better this season than Cabrera.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
I seriously can't believe people are saying we'd be better off with Tejada still on the team
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
since I missed the game
What did Cabrera do now? Anything worse than usual or just the standard issues suckage that everybody notices except the one making the lineup
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 20, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
oh fuck yes
he’s just a model of aggression. i think he might have rabies. maybe we should put him down.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
And what did Huff do since his name is being taken in vain all over the place?
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 20, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
He must have just missed that pitch
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 20, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
My memory's hazy
He doesn’t normally hit many ground balls to the right side, does he?
I seem to recall
That on a team of hackers, he’s the hackiest hacker of them all, in terms of P/PA.
The Tribe were going to release Cabrera a couple days after. There would have been zero interest. Giants could have signed him for nothing.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Giants could have signed him for nothing.
And they would have gotten what they paid for!
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Actually significantly less than they paid for
He’s been worth substantially less than nothing.
He has been abominable
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
by Buster-Jangle on Sep 20, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Least favorite game of the year
First one that pissed me off
dammit.
i’m in a crummy mood now
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 10:17 PM PDT reply actions
If it's the first one that pissed you off...
you are very patient. Like, zen-patient. Straight-up Dalai Lama patient. I’ve been irrascible and surly for about a month.
"He couldn't remember where he was. The thought made him smile."
by thebeliever on Sep 20, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
considering your screen name, I find this very funny.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Well
it has nothing to do with the Giants, really. Stole it from a favorite magazine.
"He couldn't remember where he was. The thought made him smile."
by thebeliever on Sep 20, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
wow
Everybody seems to be in a great mood right now
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 20, 2011 10:19 PM PDT reply actions
what? no
bochy should have constructed a better lineup to begin with, not called for hit and runs & steals early in the game against a strikeout pitcher, not batted Pill with the tying run on base and Belt on the bench, not batted Huff when Pill failed, etc.
putting Pablo in against a righty was one of his only good decisions.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
eh
I agree with your first couple of points but, I can’t get on him about Pill. He’s been making good, consistent contact and almost hit one out earlier in the game. Huff/Belt is pretty much awash to me. As for Pablo, I like Keppinger in that spot. He’s a line drive hitter with a short swing, probably a better matchup in that spot, considering all the Giants needed was a single.
Given their relative performances even lately,
I don’t see how you can say Belt and Huff are a wash.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Hold on now
Belt’s hit a couple of homeruns lately but, he has done next to nothing this season. Like it or not he’s been even worse than Huff. Is it necessarily all his fault? Obviously not but, this idea that Brandon Belt is so much better than Huff has yet to be proven at the plate. I would take more issue with not pinch hitting for Derosa than batting Huff over Belt.
If I've benched a guy who has hit SEVERAL homers THIS week,
I sure as hell pinch hit him instead of the guy who was cold even before he was on the bench.
That’s not unreasonable.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
no not unreasonable at all
but, like i said i cant get on melonhead for that one too much… belt hit 3 homers in colorado but, that’s been it. his average actually went down over the weekend, huff has been the better hitter all around
Brandon Belt: .216/.298/.407, .313 wOBA
Aubrey Huff: .248/.308/.374, .297 wOBA
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
i disagree with pretty much every point here but honestly i can’t be arsed anymore after this game
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
agreed
the season was lost when they for reasons only known to them went on way too long with tenada and rowend as well as the jerking around with belt
He was pretty bad
But, for the most part, they didn’t really have anybody better. And that kind of is the problem.
.239/.270/.326 is not "pretty bad"
more like “really bad”
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
That's Chase Utley
Compared to Orlando Cabrera.
so you guys i heard carlos beltran struck out looking lol
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
shoudla double stole
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 20, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Beltran turns teams he is on into losing teams!
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
yeah, it really sucked and he should have swung
He also went 2-4 and has been one of two players carrying this offense over that 8-game winning streak. Beltran is not the problem. The fact that the Giants offense is so shitty that he and Pablo were the only legitimate chances they had to win that game is the problem.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 20, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
well that goes without saying
but, the fact remains that in the biggest at bat of the entire Giant season, Beltran’s bat remained on his shoulder and for what he’s supposed to be, one of the best hitters in the game, leader of the offense, that is unacceptable. Take one, take two but, 4? And fastballs no less? That’s an atrocious job out of him and makes you really wonder about the guy.
by the freak on Sep 20, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And he struck out looking to end the 2006 NLCS too!
I’d never want a guy like him up in a big spot!
he refused to swing because he couldn't bear the thought of the giants winning a game
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
he's shellfish
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
So, the Giants have to win out (including sweeping the Dbags) and the Dbags
also have to lose at least three of the five other games they’re playing.
OT
I read that people have found the Giants fan, Billy, down in LA.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
For real?
He’s OK? That would be a beautiful thing…
NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.
He is supposed to on meds. Seems like he’s off it now. He had a place to stay in SF with an AT&T Park security guard but in LA he’s homeless.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Rough here (LA) for the homeless
Warmer weather, but more spread out, resources for the homeless more stretched, Wish I could help.
NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.
I don't think you have to mark OT on that one
“Loosely related to baseball” is more on-topic than 90% of McC comments.
Do all the auto commercials say the letters MPG instead of, miles per gallon, because people don’t know what MPG stands for?
No one here gets out alive.
Wait
What?
"He couldn't remember where he was. The thought made him smile."
by thebeliever on Sep 20, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
that doesnt make any sense
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Sep 20, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope no one here as a birthday on Thursday. You would be sharing the day with Lasorda.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
hahah, wait . . .
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JK
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Sep 20, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
wow
Lincecum was 0-3, 1.24 ERA in 4 starts vs. Kershaw.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
blue moon time!!!
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Sep 20, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Some day Timmy will learn how to win. I feel sorry for those poor hitters that have to live with the team loss because Timmy can’t win.
when he goes to the red sox.
There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.
Complaining about Beltran not swinging is like bitching about a broken taillight on the car of a drunk driver.
We had a bigger problem tonight, and it was behind the wheel, not at the tail end of the game.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Well the broken tail light is a big problem for the drunk driver
He might get caught because of that!
perfect analogy
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Sep 20, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Where does Huff fit in this extended metaphor?
"He couldn't remember where he was. The thought made him smile."
by thebeliever on Sep 20, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
"He couldn't remember where he was. The thought made him smile."
by thebeliever on Sep 20, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
He's the hooker picked up by the drunk.
Nothing but trouble and disappointment, a result of more bad choices.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Maybe I’ll play Portal during the game tomorrow. I’m up to testchamber 10.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Are you enjoying it yet, or is it still pissing you off?
Or do I have you confused with someone else?
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Fuck it
I have 6 more pages to read in Infinite Jest. This will conclude an evening fraught with tension and disassociation. And bomb home-made chili.
"He couldn't remember where he was. The thought made him smile."
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