A risk that paid off
The Giants aren't an organization that likes taking risks. They'll do things like acquire and play Orlando Cabrera because they think he's proven. No surprises. In one way, they're right -- is anyone surprised that Cabrera didn't go Joe Carter for the Giants? -- but it can be frustrating at times.
This is Orlando Cabrera mention #134 out of a remaining total of 53,593. Collect them all. I've found my muse! My new Jose Castillo!
But this article is to praise the Giants for a wacky, risky decision that actually did work out. And how. It was moderately insane. I still can't believe that members of the current Giants organization got together, discussed it, and said, sure, why not? They're not a bunch that likes to think outside the box because they know that outside the box there are tigers and dragons who eat people who think outside the box. There's cable and salumi platters inside the box. Why would they leave?
Seeking more ways to get Pablo Sandoval's bat in the lineup, manager Bruce Bochy gave the 22-year-old switch-hitter his first Major League start at third base in Friday night's series opener against the San Diego Padres.(MLB.com)
Sandoval was a 21-year-old catcher. He was blocked by Bengie Molina. Sandoval also had experience at first base, but he was blocked there by ... man, I have no idea. Travis Ishikawa? Rich Aurilia? Those are the reasons the Giants went mad scientist with their best hitting prospect?
It worked. Man, how it worked. It's been a joy to watch Sandoval play third base. He doesn't have great range, but I feel comfortable describing it as good range. He has a strong, accurate arm, and he charges balls well. In another organization -- say, the Giants about 99% of the time -- Sandoval would have been moved to first base.
This kid's a little pudgy, and we already have a catcher. Let's think about what to do for about five seconds okay I'm done here's a first-baseman's mitt, kid. Limber up.
Instead the Giants looked the strong arm and the surprising agility of Sandoval, and thought -- hey, maybe this could work. Maybe they had an encouraging report from Steve Decker, who managed the Volcanoes when Sandoval played 70 games at third as an 18-year old. Whatever the reason, it worked.
Back when the experiment was announced, over 2/3rds of the poll respondents thought he could stick. The other third was filled with secret Dodger fans and haters. You know who you are. I wrote this:
If it does work, though, the Giants have filled a round organizational hole with an exceptionally round peg. The player by which Sandoval should be measured is Garrett Atkins. If Sandoval can’t even approximate Atkins’s defense – and it should be noted that Atkins got his glove stuck in his own zipper as I was writing this – then the experiment is never going to work. Do not pass go, etc.... And to be fair to Sandoval, even though he’s surprisingly agile, this experiment has about a 25% chance of working.
That was the hope. That Sandoval would be acceptably awful. And I was thrilled that he was going to get that chance. Now, three seasons later, Sandoval leads the world in just about every defensive stat for third basemen. He's been amazing.
You can hear Krukow in that clip say something about "legitimate Gold Glove candidate" -- and that's not hyperbole. The experiment worked better than anyone could have expected, a testament to risk-taking, good coaching, luck, and hard work from Sandoval.
And to think, if one of them stat nerds were in charge, they would have thought Bengie Molina was a bad hitter, kept Sandoval a catcher, and then drafted Gordon Beckham instead of Posey. That would have been a disaster. Stupid stat nerds. Instead, the Giants thought Molina was a valuable offensive player, so they moved a young catcher to third base. That way, they won a World Series, and they're still reaping the benefits now.
Science!
Beautiful science. Except for the ignoring-the-science part, that's how you run a team. I can't believe the Giants took the gamble; I can't believe it worked out so well. Here's to Pablo staying at third base for the next decade.
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Traffic and weather together every 10 minutes! New threads and boob jokes every 20 minutes!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
You ignorant slut.
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We are all Pedro Feliz.
"...more often than not, it’s factually based."
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Hah. Now I’m visualizing an older, heavily-commented thread as a trashed dorm room.
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I’ve unpacked this and decided that your love of spiders shows that you are racist against insects
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You guys should start a comedy troupe because this, this is funny stuff.
by schmohog on Sep 19, 2011 5:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I have unpacked this statement and discovered that there is latent loathing in it.
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Your analytical skills are lacking. The correct answer is indifferent amusement.
by schmohog on Sep 19, 2011 5:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I must practice unpacking more.
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Haha you said unpack. That gets me everytime. Because it has multiple meanings, and since I don’t really understand how it used in this context I have no choice but try to mock it!
by schmohog on Sep 19, 2011 5:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I have unpacked this comment and you’re racist against contexts….or something.
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I’ve unpacked this comment and you’re still pathetic and not funny.
by schmohog on Sep 19, 2011 6:04 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
That’s not very nice.
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I do not find peeps to be delicious.
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I do! Crunchy sugar. . . . mmmmmmmm.
Unpack that!
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They objectively are not delicious.
If you unpack this comment, you’ll find latent anti-Easter and anti-Christian tendencies.
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You must be a Mormon!
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AMICIS IS AN ETHNIC RESTAURANT
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AMICIS IS AN ETHICAL RESTAURANT
THEY RECYCLE AND SHIT
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/criticizes this comment, but refrains from actually explaining why in a coherent fashion
//says “unpack” a lot
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If you really want me to explain in more detail, when I’m less busy, why I was offended, I can. But I’m kind of over it, and so wouldn’t want to do it on this forum, where apparently most of the community is still not over it.
by schmohog on Sep 19, 2011 6:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, still hilarious.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
You have a great sense of humor then!
by schmohog on Sep 19, 2011 7:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
He does!
(And it is)
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All unpacked and ready to go!
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So curious, do any of you know each other in real life? How did you all cultivate this allegiance to one another and this hive mentality?
by schmohog on Sep 19, 2011 7:29 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
We all think whatever jponry thinks.
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FOR THE SWARM
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dracarys
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Busterion, Sandovalerion and Cainon.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
it didn't sound exciting enough
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Oh good
Another one of these people.
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.
Like did Natto and jponry know Grant before posting on here?
by schmohog on Sep 19, 2011 7:42 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
No
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Tubular
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 19, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I got knocked up by SOMEBODY here and I’m just trying to get paid.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Dude. You misread the joke. It’s not the end of the world.
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EVERYBODY IS AGAINST ME!!!!
I CAN’T POSSIBLY BE WRONG SO IT MUST EVERYBODY ELSE WHO IS GANGING UP ON ME BECAUSE OF GROUPTHINK MENTALITY!!!!!
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
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PHYLUMIST
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I realized right after I typed “speciesist” I probably had the wrong category, but I was too lazy to look it up. :(
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 19, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
As was I. Any accuracy is strictly coincidental.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
love of spiders
So no. Not that loving one thing means you hate another somewhat related thing.
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
YES IT DOES
I UNPACKED IT THAT WAY
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Five drafts of GiantPain’s essay on Jose Reyes scattered on the floor. Jim’s porn stash peeking out from under the bed. Giants4life83 snoring peacefully on the floor, LARS WUZ HERE written in sharpie on his face.
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You mean that everything was unpacked?
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Nobody can make eye contact with Natto after his drunken rant about Italians.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 19, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Then I walk in, pocket protector in hand, asking if you lazy assholes have gotten a job yet. AND WHO IS DRINKING MY SWEET TEA? MY NAME IS ON THE JUG! AND QUIT PUTTING YOUR DAMN SOCKS IN MY BASS CLARINET!
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Then I stand my double B-flat contrabass clarinet up next to yours and giggle myself silly. And wonder who put all that vodka in my cupboard.
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The sign on the cupboard that says, “NIBLET’S VODKA” written in sharpie may be a giveaway.
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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I often feel like the "ridiculous party dorm room" gags about college living are overplayed
Then I remember “Hey, wait, that’s exactly what my college experience was like! Handles of JD and socks on the door and naked people passed out on the floor and day-old hamburgers for every meal! It’s not overstated at all!”
And then I think to myself “Gee, maybe that’s why you dropped out.”
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 19, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
My days at DeVry were nothing like this.
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Pshhh. At least DeVry is an accredited university.
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Neither were my days at BYU.
Except when I went to the football players’ parties. Then it was a lot like that.
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/pulls up a chair
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Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone.
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Got a bible in my hand
and a beard on my chin
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This reminds me of one of the weirder awards speeches I've seen
Coolio randomly bringing up Weird Al parodying his song without permission.
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
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Especially among the football players.
The year Ty Detmer won the Heisman, the team totally lost to Hawaii because they were playing drunk. Nobody really minded. Because, you know, Heisman trophy.
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you did say 'BYU', right?
Another illusion shattered.
Kids are kids everywhere. Stuff happens.
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Everyone loves a winner!
At least they weren’t trading stuff for tats.
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I have found myself to be sort of an LDS defender. All Judeo-Christian religions are full of wacky stuff, but dammit, the LDS is AMERICAN! It’s our wacky stuff, not Rome’s or the Middle East’s.
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Unitarians are kind of wishy washy, though. I don’t think it’s a true religion unless it is somewhat dogmatic.
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Man, this is going to offend the hell out of someone. I am really sorry.
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Well, if you are right, then it wouldn't really offend them would it?
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I knew coming into this that I’d get one of those replies. :)
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I must have missed the original comment. I was fighting with a fellow poor person for the last box of MSG at Wal-Mart.
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A wrong school of thought
One defining characteristic of religion is a belief in supernatural beings. Another is some kind of organization. Atheism lacks these.
You could say atheism is a belief system or worldview, but a religion it is not.
Counterpoint: Atheism was the state religion of the Soviet Union.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Was it?
I know that it was the state religion of Albania, but I thought that the Soviet Union was merely officially secular.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Wikipedia says yes… too lazy to do real research into the topic, but yes, the brutal suppression of all religion and the replacement of it with official atheism was the policy of the USSR.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Just in general, and from my perspective Douglas Adams said it best… I think in Salmon of Doubt [I’m busy with other things and won’t go hunting for the exact quote but…..]
When it comes to the existence of God I am agnostic, there is just no way to know one way or the other… When it comes to the existence of the gods that we have created for ourselves (especially those in America [and there’s a llllooong old passage on that]) I am an atheist.
Hopefully that’s right, tough to correct things when it gets down to this little teeny window, and the screen keeps jumping!!!!
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I like this. I went looking for it, but found something rather different in this Douglas Adams interview:
AMERICAN ATHEISTS: Mr. Adams, you have been described as a "radical Atheist." Is this accurate?
DNA: Yes. I think I use the term radical rather loosely, just for emphasis. If you describe yourself as "Atheist," some people will say, "Don’t you mean ‘Agnostic’?" I have to reply that I really do mean Atheist. I really do not believe that there is a god – in fact I am convinced that there is not a god (a subtle difference). I see not a shred of evidence to suggest that there is one. It’s easier to say that I am a radical Atheist, just to signal that I really mean it, have thought about it a great deal, and that it’s an opinion I hold seriously.
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It all comes back to the faith element. Ya have to look out on to nature and come away convinced that, yes, there’s something grand about it all, grander than what we can measure and record. Personally, I like to believe that there is. But more in a ‘Why can’t nature itself be God?’ instead of any specific deity (particularly one that looks like an old, unkempt human).
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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That, in a nutshell is “pantheism” …again…depending on semantics
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I’ve always liked the George Carlin idea of just worshiping the sun.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Sep 19, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I am pretty sure there are atheism organizations.
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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, I suppose
But most atheists have never joined one or been to any of their meetings. If I told you I was Catholic but had never been in a Catholic church you’d think I was a little daft.
Just because someone calls it a religion doesn’t make it so.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 19, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
L. Ron Hubbard disagrees!
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If it’s a belief system that relies on faith and purports to explain the nature of reality, it is religious in nature. In atheism’s case, the faith is a faith in the ultimate reality of the Natural Universe.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
relies on faith
What now?
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by troymccluresf on Sep 19, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
But this is still not religion
It manifests as preventing people from going to any church, not forcing them to attend a certain one.
Religion != going to a church. People were forced to at least publicly profess atheism.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I think religion does require going to church
At least some of the time. It is a public, social institution.
And in the Soviet Union, that public, social institution was the government.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
But did people have to attend meetings
Where they talked about atheism?
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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Without having any examples, or even doing any research for that matter, I’m going to guarantee that yes, people were forced to go to meetings and profess their support for the official state philosophy.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
OK
There’s still no supernatural aspect, which I regard as defining. But even if we posit that Soviet Communism was some kind of religion with atheism as one of its tenets, it’s still not the case that any current atheists are adherents to said “religion.”
I would say that those very few atheists who join the organizations and proselytize and such are at least relious-ish.
I suspect we simply disagree on definitions. And that I’m being needlessly argumentative.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
there are a slew of definitions pertaining to atheism: strong, weak, rebel, positive, blah blah blah.
For some Buddhists are considered atheist, it’s one of those semantic battles you just can’t win.
On the surface the atheism= a + theism: without a belief in God or gods seems simple but it goes way beyond that.
http://commonsenseatheism.com/?p=6487
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Actually, once the Germans invaded, Stalin officially made up with the Russian Orthodox church. You couldn’t be a member of the Communist Party if you were a churchgoer but if you didn’t have ambitions to be a mover or shaker, you could go to church without many problems. After all, Stalin recognized himself in the church: obey the big guy without question, don’t rock the boat etc etc.
by Comrade Conrad on Sep 19, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Another is some kind of organization.
I never got the organization part of this. If we restrict “religion” to organized ones you’ll end up with Christianity, Iranian Shi’a, and Tibetan Buddhism. I think it’s a cover for anti-authority beliefs and gives a free reign to “hip” spirituality like Native American animism and Wicca and Reform Judaism.
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Wiccans, Reform Jews, and (I presume) animists all have some kind of meetings where they get together, right? That’s an organization. It doesn’t need to be a big centralized organization like the Roman Catholic Church; if five Wiccans get together to worship the Goddess or whatever it is they do, that’s a religious organization.
But it does need to be some kind of social grouping. One person’s worldview or belief system does not constitute a religion; it must be shared.
Yes, and if this is in fact what people mean when they mean organized religion, then I’m glad they’re thinking it through.
In practice though the phrase always ends up talking about the Christian Church, and not even which one. Some generic Christian church like the one in the Simpsons.
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As a non-religious person, I don’t know what to make of that.
All I am saying is that I get kind of annoyed when Christian folks attack Mitt Romney for not being a real Christian. Mormonism is America’s religion, for any faults it has.
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That doesn’t necessarily mean he’s isn’t a fake Christian, of course.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
No, he could be a “fake mormon”, of course. I just don’t like it when Mormonism gets singled out as being especially weird.
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The stories are no more or less weird than those of Jesus. The difference is that they happened a couple less than 200 years ago when we had a pretty good and accurate accounting of history. People can dismiss Jesus walking on water because it happened so long ago.
Is this where I get to posit that Mormons are not Christian?
I mean, the essential assertions about the nature of the divine, about Jesus, and the existence of the Book of Mormon, puts it in the same relation to Christianity, as Islam, if not further away.
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It feels really distant from mainstream Christianity from me, but if they want to call themselves Christians, more power to them.
On the other hand, the Ahmadiyya are most certainly not Muslims. I’m not intellectually consistent about these matters.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
This seems like a pretty simple problem, to me
Mormons believe in the divinity of Jesus Christ. Mormons believe that Jesus is the son of God. Mormons believe in the atonement of Christ saving all of mankind from their sins.
Seems Christian to me.
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It depends on what you mean by divinity, son of, God, atonement, mankind, and sin. ;)
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Divinity – Jesus is the God of the Old Testament. Jesus is divine.
son of – he is the literal son of God (I hope you don’t assert that the trinity is the only Christian viewpoint on the nature of the godhead.)
God is God. The God of Abraham. The One who created all of us.
atonement – why do I need to clarify this?
mankind – people
sin – when we break God’s laws.
I’m not sure why you needed all of these semantics. :)
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(I hope you don’t assert that the trinity is the only Christian viewpoint on the nature of the godhead.)
Ha ha! This is almost literally what every Mormon who has come to my door has said.
I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?
I am actually ignorant as to whether every other Christian thinks believes in the trinity
I used to think not. Then I realized that I don’t actually know for sure. I just assumed that was the case because of the fact that so many Christian sects disagree on so many things and because the trinity is a ridiculous concept.
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.
WHOA THERE
The triune nature of God is the key concept to beholding the divine. Otherwise it’s all just the stereotypical old guy in a chair thing quoted by Alex_Lewis.
I rhyme with freak.
Why?
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.
It establishes the nature of God as relational and reveals the economy of divine love as the reason for existence. The Father is the Father because he has a Son. The Son is the Son because he has a Father. The Spirit is the exchange of self between the two, and since the self is the fullness of the single divine being, it itself is that being as well. In constant exchange and interchange, this perpetual self-giving and openness to receiving fulfills the perfection of God and is the source of the nonerotic, that is, non-wanting, love that undergirds the action of existence.
I rhyme with freak.
I don't see how a non-trinity view can't come to the same conclusion
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.
It probably can, but since I’ve never not been non-trinitarian, I’ve never studied how.
I rhyme with freak.
Okay, fair enough
Sorry to call your belief in the trinity ridiculous. That was kind of rude.
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.
Especially since many of the things I believe are, admittedly, kind of ridiculous.
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.
To put it simply, they have to be at least co-equal, if not mutually identifiable.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Funnily enough, it is one of the main things that the three main branches do agree on. They disagree over how exactly it works (Roman Catholic vs. Eastern Orthodox is an interesting debate), but the Trinity was well established by the first few ecumenical councils, which all three branches accept. There are branches of Protestantism which veer very much into the “In all the world there is not one true Christian but me and thee, and I’m not too sure about thee” kind of isolationism, but overall the Trinity is pretty standard theology for the big groups.
I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?
Sorry. I was educated by Jesuists. Semantics and casuistry are my life. I didn’t realize you were LDS.
I rhyme with freak.
'Tis okay :)
I didn’t realize you were Christian until up-thread.
I don’t usually have a beef with people over religion unless they try to tell me that I’m not Christian.
(Not saying I have a beef with you).
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.
Cool
Gay Christians strike a chord with me because so many of their brothers and sisters have open hostility to them.
If I ever have the money, I want to do a documentary with a friend of mine about gay mormons.
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.
Well, I’m not devoid of erotic desire. Especially when it comes to the pairs of freshly-scrubbed boys you all keep sending my way. oh lord.
I rhyme with freak.
I'm not saying you are or should be devoid of desire
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.
Mine is quiet. It baffles me that there are atheists who proselytize.
Her argument is that merely by adopting the belief structure, I have a religion.
My belief structure is science.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t get why it has to be one or the other.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Einstein had it right, imo
“My position concerning God is that of an agnostic. I am convinced that a vivid consciousness of the primary importance of moral principles for the betterment and ennoblement of life does not need the idea of a law-giver, especially a law-giver who works on the basis of reward and punishment.”
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Einstein didn't like quantum mechanics
I am not sure I follow him past general relativity.
Einstein wuz wrong!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Dude thought something like dark matter existed in the universe and then doubted himself before he shitcanned the idea.
LOL HIM!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh. I didn’t realize that about dark matter.
Dude was definitely brilliant, but the whole “God doesn’t play dice” was pretty darn wrong.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I think that’s some sort of famous misquote, but I don’t remember the specifics of how it is incorrect.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
it's a little more subtle than that, but not much
What I don’t like is on one side there are those who think that science has somehow disproven a God exists. On the other side there are those who can’t even confront the fact that dinosaurs exists.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Do people say that?
I don’t think I’ve heard people say that science has proved God does not exist. If so, they’re incorrect, because it’s not falsifiable. Certainly we can say that some of the events depicted in religious texts did not occur as described. (Methusaleh did not live to be 1000, the world is not 5740 years old, etc.) But that certainly does not disprove the existence of any supernatural entity.
So does that put the science folks at agnostic then?
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
The scientific position is agnosticism
IMO at least. As I said earlier, science can clearly reject many of the stories told in the various religious texts, but since there’s no way to prove the non-existence of some sort of supernatural being, you could have a belief that there are no gods, and there are various arguments that people have cooked up to support that belief, but ultimately it is not a testable hypothesis.
Prove that my invisible pink unicorn either does… or does not… exist…
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
It baffles me that there are atheists who proselytize.
Religion is why gay people can’t get married and why the Twin Towers were brought down, among many many many many other things.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 19, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
eeek. We’re taking this a bit far. It might be my fault.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
I blamed Rome earlier. That had to endear you a little, right?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
Amici's!
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LEAVE ME ALONE
Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not mad. Just disappointed.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
What is all of this ‘unpack’ jibber jabber?
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
is this what we’d call sex in the champagne room?
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, though,
On behalf of the Roman Catholic Church of which I am a member, I ask your forgiveness for all the things we have done.
I rhyme with freak.
Honestly...
I liked you more when you spoke in Latin and had all the cool incense.
Nothing personal, of course.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Everyone does. Oh don’t get anyone started on the Tridentine Mass and the V2 liturgy and the imminent change to the English Missal. omg.
I rhyme with freak.
Took the ‘spirit’ right outta the ceremony. No one was playing Sudoku pre-V2!!!
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard it was to get people to participate more. LOLOLOLOL.
But what can I say? It’s really nice in Africa and the Philippines. It’s just the white people who’ve stopped caring. It must be “progress”.
I rhyme with freak.
LOL – Participation. Yeah, FAIL.
I don’t think the shrinking numbers of Roman Catholics and the growing numbers of Evangelicals is necessarily just a coincidence.
RCs eliminated the pomp and spirit of their ceremonies and if you’ve ever been to a Born-Again Evangelical service….it’s got all that and then some.
Turns out ‘vanilla’ might not have been the way to energize the church.
While we’re in this sex room, please pour me another goblet of champers, kind sir.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I really think there’s a socioeconomic element to this. Marx was an astute observer (insert: communism is great in theory) and you have to admit the wealthier and more leisurely a nation the less religious it grows. Except America. But then I’ve become convinced American religion is actually politics. Open a conservative’s bible and you’ll find the Constitution with all but the Second Amendment deleted from the Bill of Rights.
I rhyme with freak.
And science is why we have the nuclear bomb
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.
I like to think of all the reasons and excuses human beings have given for inflicting harm upon one another and wondered how it would be if we eliminated all of it from our culture. I came up with the likelihood we’d make new things to be cruel about. Because cruelty and violence is our inheritance from the rest of the social primates. Only the bonobos buck the trend.
I rhyme with freak.
You know, the most essential element of violence is testosterone. In a world of women, all you’d get is infinite webs of simmering resentments.
I rhyme with freak.
O hai there Cersei
(kidding)
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Yes
Religion didn’t lead to the Crusades or any other religious-themed violence.
People led to those things.
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.
You know, I’ve forgotten what was so bad about the Crusades as compared to other wars of the era.
I rhyme with freak.
Nothing really
Aside from Christians acting decidedly un-Christian.
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.
800 years later...
It directly led to Kevin Costner in Robin Hood with the theme song by Bryan Adams.
WWRWD?
Some are, some aren't
The one truth to have when you’re having more than one.
by NearestNorwich on Sep 20, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
It is my understanding that Cal is scheduling a football game against BYU next year; but only if they show up drunk.
MARAUDING MORMONS!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
CRUSADING CHRISTIANS!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
PARADING PAGANS
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
ENRAGED EPISCOPALIANS
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
ZIPPING ZORASTRIANS!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
SHAKING SHAKERS!
Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Only if you deride the Mormons as cultists.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
Temper that with the times they kick minority kids off the team when they get white girls pregnant.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
ugh
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
The most recent one was the basketball team, to be fair (not the football team this time around).
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wow
did you finish there, or did you transfer? You are not the most ardent BYU alum I’ve ever encountered.
Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
7 years – two degrees.
I had some issues with the day to day running of the place (and it’s worse now), but the education was a good one.
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wow
You’d think they’d have a combined program for your sort!
Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
All.The.Time.
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So are there documented cases of white players sleeping with girls and not getting punished?
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.
Someone recently wrote an article on this somewhere on the interwebs. It’s obviously hard to quantify, since honor code violations and actions are not typically discussed publicly. But what is known would seem to indicate an uneven application. I’d be happy to see that proven wrong, but with confidentiality issues, we’d likely never be certain.
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So how come we know about this guy?
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.
I’m sure it’s because people wondered why one of the star players was no longer on the team. I don’t remember all the details, but he seems to have confirmed what people suspected. I dunno for sure.
This is illustrative, if not definitive:
http://deadspin.com/5791461/the-truth-about-race-religion-and-the-honor-code-at-byu
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Mormon athletes can turn to bishops and church leaders from their own homogeneous communities — people who look like them and might even be related to them — to “repent” and avoid official punishment. Black athletes, who are typically non-Mormon, rarely have this option.
I think this is the problem, more than anything. I’m not saying the church doesn’t have occasional problems with racism. But in this day and age, the church is not institutionally racist I believe.
People like this author are very willing to find racism. But that’s a very large charge with very little to back it up.
Also, all of the evidence comes from obviously bitter former athletes.
I’m not saying that all of that article is B.S. I can believe, for instance, that the honor code wasn’t emphasized in recruiting trips. But to say they are deceived is silly.
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.
The co-author may have a good background from which to look at the issue – he is an African American who was an adjunct professor at BYU for a number of years. He was a golden boy (until he wrote a book that was not well received by the university about race issues in the church).
At any rate, it’s a thought-provoking issue.
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It is a thought provoking issue
I agree with that. I am also interested in this book.
I’ve never gone to BYU, nor do I ever plan to. I am well-versed in the church and its culture. There are things that annoy the ever-living crap out of me, so I’m hardly a Molly Mormon.
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.
I know. And of course, one must take care to separate the actions of individuals from what the institution itself (be it BYU or the church) stands for.
Although my 7 years spent at BYU were a while ago, at the time the school was probably a good 25 years behind on gender issues; race issues were even further behind. It will take some time to catch up, and some concerted efforts.
But that’s just my opinion. I’m not to terribly worked up about it.
Now go save your kid from any more balut!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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“too” – dammit, I typed “too.”
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He wanted to eat it!
He even said it tasted good. What a child.
As for being behind the times, that has to do with the culture of the church. Mormons pride themselves with being against what is trending in the “world”
There are times when I’m pretty darn close to the big No-No of criticizing church leaders. Some blots on the church are the priesthood ban for blacks, the public stand against the Equal Rights Amendment, and the public backing of Prop 8.
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.
Holy crap the BYU football team is year after year some of the worst partiers in the nation
Just gets swept under the rug
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
My dad lived next to some football players at Utah State. He tells very vague stories about their parties (which he makes clear to me he did not attend).
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
My only accomplishment in college was throwing three or four of the most awesome parties ever held by the UC Riverside student body. Mind you, the bar was not all that high…. But still.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This is what makes eviction parties so much fun.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
Only been to one, but it was awesome.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
An eviction party is where I found out that broom handles and cheesy-poofs have the same diameter.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
ASSCANNON
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Oy. I attended a few parties at UCR (presumably not yours). That’s where I first made Skittlebrau.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Not that awesome does not necessarily mean good in the most definite sense. They were swirling maelstroms. Awesome in the way that a supernova is awesome.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Wow. Epic bungle on the first sentence.
They were big, impressive parties; not necessarily good parties.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Harder I’d say. The massive parties tend to get crashed by undesirables. We had a rumble, once, when a group of dudes attempted to steal our keg. Another when booting out some frat guys. One time a dude showed up with a gun…. Etc, etc.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
having a good time
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 19, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
If you went to the parties in question sometime between 2004-2007….
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Oh UCR…You should see the place now
Feed the Panda some bamboo
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Sep 19, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s got some sort of bowling alley now, doesn’t it?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Does it now? I haven’t seen it. We have a new engineering building and a new track, but the student body has gotten a little more apathetic each year
Feed the Panda some bamboo
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Sep 19, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
The only problem with Riverside is that it’s awful, sprawling, devoid of culture, and is surrounded on all sides by either desert or San Bernadino.
I really think that people would hate it far less if the University weren’t so distinctly in the middle of nowhere. It’s like a fifteen minute drive to anything vaguely fun.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I was SO happy when my friends graduated, so I never had to go back there.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 19, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven’t bothered to go back.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Unlikely; my friends were there 2000-2005. If you did theater, we mighta crossed paths, though; that’s what all my friends did.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 19, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
/looks up from Price is Right.
“Huh?”
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
“Haha, dude totally made a bad bid on that Barcalounger! One dollar under, bro!”
/burbling sound
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Pass that over here. Twilight Zone is about to start.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
having woken up with Sharpie on my face before, I can endorse this as a real phenom.
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
This is pretty accurate
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 19, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
somebody should stop spilling bong water everywhere
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 19, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
So, i’m sure someone has mentioned this before, but Sandoval’s OPS+ this year is even higher than his 09 season. Makes me sad…
Feed the Panda some bamboo
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Sep 19, 2011 12:50 PM PDT reply actions
he's also almost reached the same amount of fWAR
in playing almost 40 less games…
by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Sep 19, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, Panda4Prez!!!
Feed the Panda some bamboo
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Sep 19, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we should get Jose Reyes
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
SUCH AMAZING CLEAVAGE
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
But what are your thoughts on JoJo Reyes
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Close enough!
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
RAINY DAY FUND!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Are those clouds forming on the horizon?
QUICK, SPEND IT!
I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson
Well this one is new
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
I suspected
Was just a twist on the normal Reyes-themed debates.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Then he wouldnt be able to complete the signing of the contract right?!
Feed the Panda some bamboo
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Sep 19, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, ambidextrous handwriting?
Feed the Panda some bamboo
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Sep 19, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
ambidextrous people would write really good ransom notes, because they could switch hands for each word and the police would never be able to trace who wrote it.
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Reyes signs contract with Giants
Immediately trips over shoes laces and breaks his wrist.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 19, 2011 2:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Actually
I read he hurt it putting the pen down, after signing it.
by Myemail21479 on Sep 19, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Headed to the Bottom of the Ninth in Boston
Orioles up 6-5.
Aviles, Mcdonald, Ellsbury coming up for the SAAAAWWWWXXX
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
thread situation is seriously out of control
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
Darn.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants aren’t an organization that likes taking risks.
I’ve been saying this for years.
Well, I said it that one time, a few years ago.
Anyway, I think that statement captures the essence of the Giants’ front office better than any other I’ve seen. Every flow chart in the Giants’ front office (which they use for every decision) ends in one of two boxes; one that says “Too risky, don’t do it!” and the other says “Too risky not to do it!”
I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?
LOL SOX!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I totally called it!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 12:57 PM PDT reply actions
Keep collapsing Red Sox
It really brings me joy
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Rays now 1.5 back...
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
LOL SAWX!
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL CHOWDER!
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
suck it New England chowdah
Manhattan chowder FTW!
Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I never hear the Sawks SBN site mentioned here. Anyone spend any time there? They must be sweating a bit.
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
It's pretty boring the times I've read
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
They’re all on hold waiting to scream their thoughts in 10-30 second soundbites in between commercials for auto body places, and pizza parlors on the newfangled wonder of AM radio!
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
good for them
I wonder what BOS would do in the offseason if the Legion of Doom roster they built is not enough.
Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I imagine the frozen head of Ted Williams will be a part of the solution
I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson
Probably more like Lackey’s head put on a pole to the entrance of Fenway
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 19, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Rays sounds like Reyes
The Rays are good. Jose Reyes is good. Coincidence?
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
GRANT'S POLL ISN'T ALLOWED TO GO ANYWHERE
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear Pablo MF Sandoval,
Please do not fall into a Huffian pattern of every-other-year productivity.
Many thanks.
I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson
Last year doesn’t look so bad if we accept that as a floor year. Much better than a down year by Huff.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
Personally, I’d say it was a huge loss of confidence that killed him last year due to weight and personal problems.
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Sophomore slump
That’s what I’m going with
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.
Concur.
I think it will be a good while yet before we ever discover how large to him were the issues Pablo was working through last year. It’s not like I have any secret insight or knowledge; just a sense that it was awfully daunting.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
what i want to see happen with the al wild card
Yankees play 3 against the rays this week. I would LOVE to see them just say “LOL FUCK YOU BOSTON” and justrhrow them all. That’s how I want bitter rivalries to work.
The first six innings are overrated.
Dodgers play Arizona this week.
Be careful what you wish for.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
So what are you saying? Sweep the Giants, whatever the Padres, roll over for Arizona?
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 19, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, that's what it sounded like!
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 19, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Dodgers have been lining up Kershaw to face the Giants every time they meet, but haven’t been doing the same against AZ.
so fuck the dodgers
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
AZ has faced Kershaw 3 times, SF 6 times.
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
about to be 7 times, while AZ won’t see him again this year.
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure if Bochy's willing to move Lincecum back to tomorrow, Mattingly will oblige and push Kershaw back a day. Then both of you can face him.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 19, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
?
Well, considering Lincecum is going tomorrow
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
I forgot today was an offday. Push them both back to the day AFTER tomorrow.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 19, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
but then the ice age would come and what’s the point of playing baseball?
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
If the Ice Age comes, the Diamondbacks can't win the division.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 19, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
your stupid Dodgers making us face Kershaw and the existence of Orlando Cabrera could cost us this division!!
/shakes fist at dodger fan
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
the ice age is coming
The sun’s zooming in
The thong is, it happened.
by Goofus on Sep 19, 2011 5:04 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Meltdown expected..
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I WANT A RIOT OF MY OWN
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Engines stop running and the wheat is growing thin
by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 19, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
To put tonight’s Lackey start in perspective, we waived him from my AL-only fantasy team 3 weeks ago. Nobody claimed him.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
OTOH
The guy he’s going up against has a 9+ ERA. So, uhh.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
I posted in the other thread
BAL: Matusz (1-7, 9.84 ERA)
BOS: Lackey (12-12, 6.19 ERA)
I’m not sure I’ve ever seen, this late in the season, a matchup of two pitchers with ERAs that high.
I thought this said HOTO
I was about to ask you what %
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Because Bill’s pokemonz are totally relevant to tonight’s Lackey start.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
you should reply to him, saying “YOUR POKEMONS! STOP SHOWING THEM TO US”
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
I should
I haven’t been blocked by a media person in a while.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I recently invited Sarah Silverman to crash on my couch when she locked herself out of her apartment. She ignored me. =(
On a positive note, I made local newsperson Pam Cook laugh by telling her a stupid joke about bike tires and deodorant.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
That's who I'd seek out as a trading partner
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
Sanchez and Hembree for Lowrie was the proposal last time this was brought up.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
I'd offer that to start
Then if they pushed, I’d start tossing in Pegs and ToJo etc as necessary.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
They can’t want that much for Lowrie, can they? He hasn’t really done much as a major leaguer.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
I think the rest of the league views the Giants as a joke and, so, will ask for the moon from them and then move on when they don’t get what they want or get a better offer elsewhere (as the Giants are easily topped in most cases — TWSS).
Did the Giants play a doubleheader at some point this year?
I can’t remember. I feel like we did, and that we lost both.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
no, that game was just really long
so it felt like one
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
As is so often the case
I couldn’t have been more wrong.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
I feel like that was the beginning of the end.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Looking back now it was obvious that they were zombies. At the time it just looked like their eyes were a little red.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
that’s why I kept on hearing them yell “brains….brains….” during the game
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 19, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I was at the day game. It was pretty odd to see them hammering the crap out of the ball. LOL DOUG DAVIS
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
swept the doubleheader, they did.
but the final 2 games of that series were heartbreakers.
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: The Sky is Falling!!
Can we dock later tonight?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Just because there’s already a shuttle doesn’t mean you can’t dock.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Thomas Neal continues to be entertaining
TTdaddyNeal Thomas Neal
Had Harry Buffalo for lunch #SuperGood
4 minutes ago
dude needs to get out of the suburbs.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
1-in-3,200 chance that UARS debris could hit a person, though NASA considers that scenario extremely remote.
That actually doesn’t sound that remote.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
EVEN MONEY NERBS!
I kid, I kid.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
That's like
The odds of having the winning seat at a minor league baseball game prize giveaway. Sure, it’s not a big chance, but would you really be surprised that it happened?
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
If you were at an A’s game, maybe. 1-3,200?
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Hadn't heard this
The Great America theme park is being sold for $70M to S.F. real estate firm JMA Ventures, which says that the move “will be a boon for the future relationship with the 49ers football stadium and end a lawsuit that the current owners filed against the team and the city.” Santa Clara Mayor Jamie Matthews said that the York family, which owns the team, “is investing in the purchase,” but he did not disclose the amount. Great America’s owner, Cedar Fair, did not support Santa Clara’s stadium-building measure.
http://www.contracostatimes.com/news/ci_18928013?source=rss
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
That's actually a huge deal
GA was the big hurdle..
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
That place gets sold more than /some lame prostitute joke I’m not willing to put the time into.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
BOOM
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
For 10 days/year. You’re gonna need a lot of tractor pulls to fill out that schedule.
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
never understood how there’s any value to football only stadiums.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 19, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
49ers are raping my childhood
Great America was awesome. Top Gun, the Vortex, Drop Zone, the Revolution…
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Sep 19, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I went a couple years ago. It wasn't named Top Gun anymore!
I guess because it wasn’t “Paramount’s Great America” anymore
by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 19, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup, it’s Flight Deck now. The only things different are the name signage and the lack of audio clips from the movie.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
I could continue working my MSJ
or slack off…not sure what to do.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
LOL FAT
If it does work, though, the Giants have filled a round organizational hole with an exceptionally round peg
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
I like classic Grant. his new stuff is lame, he’s such a sellout.
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s so mainstream now.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
don't worry about green day
they’ll be just fine
i am so high
I like them
Though I am totally willing to admit that they are mainstream now
by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 19, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
That's pretty good
although I’d actually rather listen to the Monkees
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 19, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, what is mainstream has evolved.
Back in the early nineties (around the Kerplunk era), they were loved by the East Bay punk community and snotty indie radio stations. Dookie came out with basically the same sound and brought the pop-punk genre to the mainstream.
by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 19, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to like him better when he did “Waiting For Boof Bonser”
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 19, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
New favorite word: grandeloquence
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
isn't it grandiloquence?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Well, shit. Now I hate the word.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
That’s the 400 pound iloquent in the room.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
This is why we can't have nice things.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
You can still have Grandildoquence
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
You attending any twilight release party this weekend?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
I was thinking about it but I should spend time with the family
especially since I am playing Friday Night Magic already. I just found out that one of the guy I play with is on AN. lol.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
riparian is my latest fave
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
San Francisco Geants!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
San Francisco Gents!
Feed the Panda some bamboo
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Sep 19, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Yet...
People are still calling for Pablo to move back to catcher, at least part time.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
This doesn’t make much sense to me. Keep him where he’s best. Don’t tire those legs out squatting for a couple games a week.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
me three. Pablo needs to play 158 games a year
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Rivera is going for the saves record right now
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
The greatest reliever ever probably should have this record
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Pretty cool scene
Teammates all came out and congratulated him.
Then they all backed off and pushed him out to the mound to get a standing O from the crowd. And he took off his hat and tipped it to the crowd
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
And then he flew off into the sunset and used nothing but flatulence to skywright his thanks to family and teammates.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess it's a requirement to around here to be snarky about anything Yankees related
But I thought it was pretty cool.
The save is a flawed stat no doubt, but if it takes Rivera setting that record to have moments like this to honor him I’m cool with it. It clearly meant a lot to him.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Did I just get unpacked?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I think saves are bunk too but Rivera pretty much deserves whatever accolade and record they want to throw at him
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 19, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, he’s special. Also he doesn’t make me cringe like all his teammates.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
in this case, Rivera is clearly the best at what he does, saves being a flawed stat or not.
I find it incredibly funny that the biggest save of his career was the ’01 Series, Game 7, and he blew it.
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus Saves
You hate Jesus
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Rivera does it! Happy for the guy
/ignores any ESPN network or website the rest of the day.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Panama's Pride
Marvin Barrios, come on I'll show you your bedroom. Don't stay on the phone too long to Panama, please.
/worst base running of all time.gif
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
You can't give the Giants credit for moving Panda to third, Grant.
You must always make fun of the Giants personnel decisions.
Yes, but you don't make personnel decisions based on a guy just drafted.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
I’m referring to the part of the post about keeping Sandoval at catcher and then drafting Beckham instead of Posey. Doesn’t work with the timeline.
Yeah, but to know that Grant would have had to actually think about what he was writing.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
BURN!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Now you guys have done it. I’m not going to think at all now. Just to prove a point.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 19, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
does this mean post quality will improve?
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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Chart by Beyond the Box Score
Below is a chart showing the Volatility of the top 20 starters in baseball this year sorted by their FIP. The vertical bar in the middle represents the pitchers’ seasonal FIP, while the length of the bars represent the pitcher’s FIP range in 68% of their starts.

It turns out that Matt Cain is consistent. Shocking, I know.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
lol greinke
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Haloladay
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by Smoke on the Water on Sep 19, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
salami vs salum
Cool post Grant but I just like saying “salami” more than “salumi” which sounds a bit pretentious and overly pseudo-italian, like people who pronounce “mozarella” as “mozarellllll” thinking they are more authentic when in fact they are just wrong and annoying. I wonder if Panda likes salami. There is a town in Greece called “Salamis” no relation. Here is an interesting note on the two words I found:
“Like Eskimos with “snow,” the Italians have many words to describe cured meats. As a matter of definition, salame is a cured sausage made from finely ground meat (usually pork); salami is the plural. Salumi is a category of cured meats that includes salami but also other products such as coppacolla and soppressata."
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by greekgiant on Sep 19, 2011 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Natto hates all this Italian-related information.
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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Salumi is a category of cured meats that includes salami but also other products such as coppacolla and soppressata.
That’s what I was thinking of. Coppa and stuff on the plate. So it wouldn’t be a salami platter. There’d be coppa.
by Grant Brisbee on Sep 19, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, that certainly proved you weren’t just being pretentious and pseudo-italian.
The first six innings are overrated.
Provolone is pronounced 'pro-vo-lonay', FWIW.
Nobody says it right in Amurrika.
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It’s how we pronounce it in downtown Smug.
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But that's a Trader Joe's I could potentially stop at!
Pick a different one, pleeeease?
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None of them are close to the city core, though. I almost never make it out to them for that reason—-all in the suburbs.
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Well two thoughts about this: 1) If you’re driving 10 hours, a 30 minute detour is not really much. 2) I ended up stopping at one in Indy, since a 20 minute detour is less than a 30 minute detour.
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That reminds me: SB is all on board with my Indiana road trip idea. GET READY, HOOSIERS!
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Why Indiana? Is there some sort of Aerospace or Meterological-based attraction that you are looking forward to visiting?
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Ugh. At least there are people that you know in other states. Indy though?
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But that’s my point!
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Hey, I offered to visit you this summer, and you waved me off, telling me there was nothing to be done in your neck of the woods.
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Yeah, that’s also true. It was also a really busy time for me, work-wise. :( I’m firmly committed to road-tripping to a ballpark if you want to. You can ever bring your SB if you so desire.
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Hey, are you going to be in Columbus tomorrow night perchance? Some friends and I are going to a bar to watch the Clippers vs. Omaha in the Triple-A National Championship—-join if you want!
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Mayor of Smug.
No sir. (Un)fortunately I’m back at Illinois. I really wish I could’ve stuck around in Columbus longer, but there was a send-off party for a post-doc in my lab, and I wanted to be there. But thanks for the invite, and if I’m in your neck of the woods any time during baseball season, I’ll try to make it to a Clippers game.
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I’ll talk to him about that at some point. I think he started researching baseball because of me.
/dreamy sigh
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TheNumberThree should be his screen name.
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We’re not good enough! /sobs
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Oh. Oh goodness. I’m so sorry.
Really? You’re pulling my leg here, aren’t you?
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As in…. My Little Pony? If that’s the worry, I think you can rest easy; we are already saturated.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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And since when did My Little Pony have a renaissance?! Who let that happen?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/06/bronies-my-little-ponys/
Let’s not speak any further about this.
That a person named Faust led the creative team tells me all that I need to know.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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There really aren't any silent letters in Italian
If they put that “e” on the end of a word, they intend for you to say it.
I love that about Italian.
And Spanish and German, for that matter. Spell word, pronounce word. And generally vice versa.
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Italian’s better about that than either German or Spanish, although consonant voicing has to be inferred from context and the letter c is all weird.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Things change depending on the region…
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
AND GRAZIE DOESN’T RHYME WITH NAZI
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
and it doesn't have to have tomatoes on it.
It’s just bread rubbed with garlic.
Also: I hate the word ‘chipolte’, or more precisely, that people think it’s a word.
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that bothers me as well
worse because it’s usually used in reference to the restaurant.
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by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
They make a great one at L'ottavo on Sutter St.
Of course, everything they make is good. My favorite Italian Restaurant ever.
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How is the tiramisu?
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The tiramisu is good. Very coffe-y, and not overly sweet.
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*coffee-y
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That is exactly how I like it. Can you email me some?
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I wish. I would email it to me too.
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There is nothing at L'ottavo I wouldn't reccomend.
From the service, the price, the homemade pasta, location, ambience, the Osso Bucco…10/10.
TGWTWS of restaurants.
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Noted.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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I think I’ve been there. Does it have an elevator really close to the front entrance? One you have to use in order to get to the bathroom?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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No elevator. It’s on the North side of Sutter, by Taylor, about a block toward Union Square from Fleur De Lys. Teensy place. Found it randomly to get out of the rain and it’s been a go to spot since 1996.
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The place I’m referring to was definitely not teensy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
When I lived in Sac, I would routinely drive there for dinner. The 3 hours of driving was worth it.
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Maybe this weekend.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It’s my birthday on Wednesday! Why not treat myself?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
An early Happy Birthday, then!
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I'll wait til Wednesday.
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I have also added this to the dossier.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
WUT?
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Yeah, L'Ottavo is definitely a neighborhood place and not touristy. They've never even had a website.
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ANTI ITALIAN BIAS
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to go there when Mrs. Disaster was stil la free agent and lived at Sutter/Leavenworth… it’s a real nice place. I would probably rather go to Sociale given a choice between the two, but then I’m a sucker for fried, cheese-stuffed mortadella.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
WHEREAS I HATE THE STUFF
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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You had me at 'cheese-stuffed.'
Sociale is now at the top of my to-do list. Right after Incanto.
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Oh man, I went to a Leg of Beast dinner there… so, so good. Like, ‘holy shit, that is fucking good’ kind of good.
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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT'S why I want to go. And I am a fan of good offal dishes.
Plus, I like to go to Boccalone when I go to Giants games. Usually there, sometimes Molinari, but Boccalone is more more.
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Only drawback about Chipotle is that they don’t give chips with their burritos…but the burritos are so much better (and cheaper) than the other chain-burrito places.
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So, being part of McDonald's isn't a drawback?
Noted.
/full bore on a Big-Mac
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Not owned by McDonalds anymore...
Chipotle is one of the first chains of fast casual dining establishments. From 1998 to 2006, McDonald’s Corporation owned a majority interest in Chipotle, which it fully divested in 2006.
’
Also publicly traded under the symbol CMG
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Cool. I can go there again.
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Which
is trading at $336.14 a share!
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You don’t need anything else from there. Those burritos are massive.
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true
but sometime I like the crunch of chips with my burrito..
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I like to put my burrito ON my chips…nachos!
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how much carb’s does a person need?! (for chrissakes—→appropriate for today)
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"Only"?
Aside from having to use Chioptle-away?
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?
sorry lost me…
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South Park episode. Hilarious, and true.
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Ahh
still don’t get it but I don’t really watch South Park.
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believe it or else
Goat Hill Pizza makes very nice bruschetta, whether or not they bother to write it on the menu that day. PS Don’t go tonight, it’s Monday.
Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
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by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
What about
Ka-nife?
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No.
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There's a restaurant called Salumi in Seattle
run by Mario Batali’s parents. It’s pretty awesome if you like cured meats.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Sep 19, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda is NL player of the week.
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his heart has been extra full of napalm of late
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by Smoke on the Water on Sep 19, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm so happy for Pablo!!!
In recognition of his National League Player of the Week Award, Pablo Sandoval will be awarded a watch courtesy of Game Time, the leader in licensed sports watches, available at MLB.com.
Seriously “Game Time”…. that’s pretty terrible He deserves at least a Tag Heuer, Cartier or Rolex
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I was really hoping for back-to-back cycles. This will have to do, I suppose
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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Selfish Panda steals award from teammate
Other noteworthy performances last week included Sandoval’s Giants teammate, Carlos Beltran (.467, 3 HR, 6 RBI, 14 H, 7 R, .900 SLG);
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I will say
After last year, I did not expect his defense to be as good as it is today. In fact, past me would laugh at present me if I told past me about Sandoval’s defense right now.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 19, 2011 2:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Whoa...I go away to work
and a blog war regarding non-religion breaks out…does a discussion about non-religion constitute sex in the champagne room?
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Good seats still available at the Indians game today
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I was listening to this game on the radio...
…Mariner’s announcer said “I’m going to let the sound of the crowd wash over you.”
I lol’d.
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that’s a hecklers paradise
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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
If Mike Fontenot gets 3 hits in the first game of the Reds series instead of an 0-5 with 5000 LOB, then Sabean doesn’t panic and get Orlando Cabrera the next day. This leads to the Giants having multiple more wins than they currently have.
I guess a Hobbit can’t do it all :(
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and disappearing for the rest of the season.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 19, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
PSA for people with kids...
and people who like to act like kids
Muppet Central
Tuesday morning don’t miss the Sesame Street Muppets “take over” Good Morning America at 7 am eastern, 8 am central.
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The Henson folks created Muppet lookalikes of Matt Lauer, Meredith Vieira, Ann Curry and Al Roker for Today a couple of years ago. The premise of the sketch was that the Muppet dopplegangers locked the actual anchors out of the studio and hosted the show themselves.
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I loved that episode.
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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
"Doctor! I need a doctor! Is there a Gepetto in the house?!?!"
Yes, definitely a highlight from the final season, if not the series.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Found this
http://videogum.com/35341/the_muppets_insanity_take_over/tv/awkward-live-tv/
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this winning streak is what happens when Beltran and Sandoval get hot at the same time.
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And when you play Orlando Cabrera as little as possible.
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by calgiants86 on Sep 19, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
rec'd
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by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Man...I go to lunch, and come back and find out I've missed the longest religion sub-thread in the history of religion.
Boo.
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What I’ve learned is that it’s apparently impossible to not be religious.
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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
WELL I OFFERED
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(Isn’t it wiseacre? Was this humor? Is this the real life?)
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It was a racial slur against white people. Natto’s gotten to him, too.
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You’ve never heard the phrase wisecracker.
We’re nothing but a collection of idiot savants around here.
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Joke’s still on you!
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I’m only half white. So the joke’s on you!
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But the better half’s not white.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Off-white.
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Cantonese, to be specific.
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It’s true. My horn has been sought after by many poachers. Thankfully, I’ve been able to run away so they can’t catch me.
But yeah, I just look white except to those who are adept at spotting such things. Which are usually other halflings.
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In the Bay it’s not hard to do. I think there were 3-4 others in my high school class of 55. Move away from the west and it becomes rarer.
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Crystal Springs
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So...is that your new religion?
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I think so.
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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
Baseball is my religion . . .
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Mine too. It gives me something to believe in.
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Does that mean the money you spend on tickets and parking is tax deductible?
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Don’t forget to tithe at least 10% of the garlic fries…
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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
no Giants game today?
damn you, Larry Baer
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It's a discussion about non-religion...
does that count?
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Not really. the “grandiloquence” issue got straightened out pretty quickly.
Oh, you mean the religion thing.
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Pretty badass from Romo
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RT @espnnfl: Tony Romo has cracked rib, punctured lung es.pn/qK7llP
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Yeah
I was impressed with that.
Surprised the 49ers just sat back in coverage…
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Yeah, that’s why it was a dumb thing for him to play. We can call him “gritty” and “clutch” all we want, but ten, twenty years from now, Romo’s going to be feeling the results of that performance.
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
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by doubleteapot on Sep 19, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Other than head, neck, and back injuries
I think it should be completely up to players what injuries they want to play with if it’s possible for them to play
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I’m assuming his season (or a large majority of that season) is done…if not, I see a lot of blitzing in the future.
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2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
...
He’s probably going to play on Sunday
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I'm sure he is
but I doubt he is going to be playing for long…especially with that bad Dallas O-line
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
flak jacket for the win.
I broke a rib once… I was back playing soccer in 14 days.
How that translates who knows… I didn’t have any lung issues, I was older than Romo, and in worse shape I also however have Kaiser, so I’m going to assume he’ll get better medical care.
The worst was the first 3-4 days when it hurt to do anything. Laugh, breath, cough, take care of uh… bodily functions… yeah, no fun. Mine happened over spring break so I just stayed home and vegged for a week.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Also, you did not face the prospect of getting hit and landed on by 300+ lb linemen.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Right, I’m just saying those things heal up pretty quickly IF you go about it the right way, which pro athletes don’t tend to do… better to miss 2 weeks now and return after the bye week than to play this Sunday, get leveled and be out for the entire season… but what do I know?
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I broke a couple of ribs which punctured my lung. Spent a week in the hospital and then had a minor procedure (chest tube) to pump up the deflated lung.
No biggie, though I was only 16 going on 17.
I did stop smoking cigarettes at that time.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
…and still shredded the Niners secondary.
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you gonna sue?
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
Did you exchange insurance information?
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Nah, my cart hit his GF/wife’s at the end of the aisle. I was like know who you are…Go Beavers! He thought that was funny.
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Sep 19, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: LOL Senators
The Ottawa Senators are choosing their goal song for next season through a Facebook poll, which is open to anyone who likes their page. Two of the choices are Nickelback and Britney Spears. Leafs fans found out. Nickelback is now leading the poll.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
LOL. This is simliar to when everyone
Rick Roll’ed the Mets. Awesome.
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I didn't choose to be a Giants fan, I was born into it. November 1, 2010 World Champions.
Proud Adoptive Parent of one of the best Five Tool Players, The Machine.
I was going to ask you if you were going to white and teal tomorrow and then I remembered… duh.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Ugh. I want to go.
Stupid Grad School.
by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 19, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I enjoy the fact that Nickelback has been determined to be worse than Britney Spears.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
And with similar levels of personal grooming.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I get all those nickel things confused…isn’t there a Nickelcreek or a CreekyNichol or some such too?
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Nickelcreek is better than Nickleback
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
Nickelodeon is better than both
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
I like iCarly.
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I didn't choose to be a Giants fan, I was born into it. November 1, 2010 World Champions.
Proud Adoptive Parent of one of the best Five Tool Players, The Machine.
I wonder if Nickelcreek wishes they had a different name
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
It's Nickel Creek (two words)
and they disbanded about 4 years ago, so they probably don’t worry too much about the name.
"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain
Chris Thile fronts the Punch Brothers, Sara is on her own and guests on a lot of other discs, and Sean does Fiction Family with Jon Foreman.
I rhyme with freak.
really?
I had no idea you were into any of these people!
We saw the Punch Bros. when they were at GAMH a few months back. I still miss Nickel Creek though.
Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I loved their first album and bought the next one and the next one. I still follow Theeley (sic) on Twitter even though his intricate bluegrass-jazz-classical fusion evokes more aesthetic admiration than emotional enjoyment in me these days.
I rhyme with freak.
We’re kind of boring, we really like the classical-type “Lighthouse’s Tale” kind of stuff more than the edgy stuff. But it does make for a fun show, I must admit.
I think they’re going to the bluegrass festival again. MARK YOUR CALENDAR TO FLEE FOR SAFETY
Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Which song is it?
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 19, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
The choices are:
Howling for You – Black Keys
Seven Nation Army – White Stripes
The Whip – Locksley
Til The World Ends – Britney Spears
Burn it to the Ground – Nickelback
I personally find the symbolism of Til The World Ends hilarious (every time the Senators score, the world is ending), but the inclusion of Nickelback is amusing.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
The 'Yotes already use Howling for You
and it works great for them.
I hope the Sens don’t rip them off
by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 19, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I know none of these songs…. maybe if I heard them I’d recognize them.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
You probably know Seven Nation Army
It has been everywhere for like 8 years
by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 19, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that the song they did on the Simpsons?
/runs off to youtube
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Nah, they did Hardest Button to Button on the Simpsons. Seven Nation Army is the song that every college marching band plays.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
hmmm, well, not having much exposure to college marching bands these days [read ever] (that and being LoLd) must be why I’ve never heard it.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
It’s a hard one to avoid. I believe the main riff from the song is banned in many music stores too. Did you listen to the song and still not recognize it?
WWRWD?
Yeah I went to youtube and it didn’t mean a thing to me. Then again I managed to avoid both the Macarena and that Achy breaky thing when they were popular, granted I could recognize the tune … but I’ve never heard either song all the way through.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
And I have no fucking clue who Locksley is. But after listening to the first minute of the song, it’s fairly obvious why they chose it – there is a sing-along part like Chelsea Dagger by the Fratellis, which is Chicago’s goal song. Teams are starting to go with those type of songs due to the psychological damage done by Chelsea Dagger on Vancouver’s Roberto Luongo and the Canucks as a whole (which is hilarious).
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
The evolution of the goal song would be a really interesting article
by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 19, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be
Although I feel like the evolution is no goal song —> jock jams/anthem songs —> the year after Gary Glitter got convicted of pedophilia when all the teams switched their songs —> screw that rock n roll pt 2 is an awesome song —> LOL Canucks are haunted by Chelsea Dagger, let’s try to copy that
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
Was Chelsea Dagger the first sing-along goal song?
by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 19, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait
So Canada has given us both Rush and Nickelback? I’m not sure Neil Young, Arcade Fire, and Leonard Cohen are sufficient to compensate for that.
lulz
Arcade Fire… isn’t that the band composed of Terrence and Philip?
Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
I guess that sounds familiar about Loverboy. Didn’t know about Triumph.
[Drummer Gil] Moore once described Triumph as a cross between Emerson, Lake & Palmer and The Who.
back in my younger days I thought Triumph kind of rocked and even had couple of their “cassettes.” Gotta love a band with lyrics like these:
Allied Forces in every nation
Allied Forces gonna take control
Allied Forces of my generations
Allied Forces of rock ‘n’ roll
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 19, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Feist and most of New Pornographers
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Sep 19, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
BUFFY SAINT MARIE
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Even worse
Rush, Nickelback, and Bryan Adams.
"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain
Rush!
Nothing says hockey anthem like “The Temples of Syrinx”
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 19, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
WE ARE THE PRIESTS
/cue religion subthread part II
Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
guesses for tomorrow's LOLINEUP?
CF Torres
2B Keppinger
3B Panda
RF Beltran
1B Pill
C Sanchez
SS Cabrera
LF Belt
P Timmy
This is what I would like to see… being reasonable and knowing that Bochy is going to put Cabrera out there no matter how much we kick and scream. I’m worried about two things:
1) will panda even be able to play? he didn’t start against Pomeranz the lefty… please let him be ok to face kershaw otherwise we will get De Rosa at 3B
2) Belt PLEASE! This is the part I am most uncertain of from a Bork perspective. Belt hits lefties better than righties. though bork doesn’t know this. and with kershaw, we need as much pop potential in the lineup as possible since the prospect of getting a bunch of hits in a row seems kinda slim. Though the rational part of my brain tells me that it will be Christian in left field over belt which will make me sad.
3) also, i think sanchez didn’t enough in the last start to be able to catch timmy again and we’ll need all the offense possible.
by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Sep 19, 2011 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
OT: Sickels reviews the "Moneyball" draft. My counterpoint...Matt Cain.
A’s Giants
Swisher Matt Cain
Blanton Frederick D. Lewis
Teahen Correia
John Baker Jesse English
Ziegler Clay Hensley
J.R. Towles Ishi
Papelbon Hinshaw
Matt Palmer
Did the Straw Hats win?
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
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Job 1:14-15
FFFFFFFFFFFFail.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
How bout this: (players of note)
A’s
Nick Swisher
Joe Blanton
Mark Teahen
John Baker
Brad Ziegler (not signed)
J.R. Towles (not signed)
Jonathan Papelbon (not signed)
Giants
Matt Cain
Frederick D. Lewis
Kevin Correia
Jesse English
Clay Hensley
Travis Ishikawa
Alex Hinshaw
Matt Palmer
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
Wait, you missed the most (in)famous one
Jeremy “Badge®” Brown, He Who Does Not Sell Jeans.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Sep 19, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I was trying to just show who made MLB.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
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Job 1:14-15
Jeremy Brown
Did play in the majors, albeit briefly. 11 PAs in 2006. Probably a September callup?
U R rite! My bad.
He had 10 PA’s apparently, then retired inexplicably. Weird. Drugs? Does he know Ackley?
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
Back injury, I believe.
Jose Flores: Well, at least he tried hard.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that. He also tried hard.
by free f.p. #14 on Sep 19, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
“Personal reasons he did not disclose” seems to be the reason in the Chronicle story.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Yeah
It was pretty mysterious. “Not that good, unlikely to be a major league regular” possibly mixed with “has a family to support”?
His last season in AAA, he hit .276/.364/.469
His minor league line total was .268/.370/.439.
I’ll go to my grave believing that Jeremy Brown was good enough to be a major league catcher. At least based on what he actually accomplished.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
He was good when he was younger too, though
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
Well then why did he retire?
He must not have believed that.
I think he was just third on the depth chart at the time, too.
The A’s wanted him back – left the door open. He just never walked back through.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
I've had this argument with people before
But Billy Beane was right about Brown. Go look at his stat lines in the minors – he was very good. Brown chose to leave the game rather than stick it out. He could have been an all right major league player if he didn’t choose to retire. The fact that Beane saw that in a play no one else wanted was a good accomplishment.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
meh
Positively Whitesideian.
Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It's close
Collectively, I’m guessing the A’s guys provided more overall value, even though Matt Cain is the best player out of all of them. (Swisher is almost as good as Cain, and nobody on the Giants list comes close to matching Blanton.
Cain on the A's
If the A’s would have drafted Matt Cain he would have been traded already for every younger prospects in Billy Beane’s ever increasing desire to fill out a team made up of 21 yr old players and a few bets.
It’s like Logan’s Run over there
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 19, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
F-Lew > Joe Blanton !
Srsly though…I thought Beane’s strategy was to exploit market valuation so he could sign guys, thus he was looking at college guys with more of a statistical history, and he took Swisher AND Blanton before Cain was drafted. He whiffed twice.
Obviously, they were good (better?) talent evaluators considering Teahen, Ziegler, and Papelbon have been better thab any of the Giants but MATT CAIN.
Also: I didn’t add Ortmeier to this list.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
Also, the A's whiffed on MANY more First and Supp picks.
Ben Fritz?
Steve Obenchain?
John McCurdy?
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
of course
the best guy on the A’s list is the one everyone in the world wanted to draft.
Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Evidently not
He dropped to like 15th. Admittedly, it was considered a surprise that he dropped that far.
not for
lack of strawhats.
Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Kinda my point.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
What did the Giants get for Lewis from Toronto again? $50K, a bag of balls, and a fungo? or was it more money than that?
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 19, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
IIRC
$75k
Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
why is it so cheap?
$14.99/yr
I paid more just for audio (19.99)
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
End of the season sale-a-bration?
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
you only get it for the rest of the 2011 season.
so your paying for a little over a month vs. 6 months at the beginning of the year
by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Sep 19, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Hello. What are we talking about today? All I saw was something about naked boys in a dorm room.
I rhyme with freak.
Religion.
And correctly pronouncing Italian food words.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
I am not shocked to find the religion discussion stemmed from the thread involving naked boys in a dorm room.
I rhyme with freak.
kink.com!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Sometimes I wonder what really goes on there beyond Church and Duboce. I’ve only been in the Castro twice in my life and didn’t feel good.
I rhyme with freak.
Wow. I’ve been in the Castro more than you have?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Apparently, I have too.
Also: probably been to Folsom St. Fair more than jim too.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
really?
Too big a fashion-show? Or too many older folk?
Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m chubby and a Christian. That’s like, two strikes in the eyes of the gay community.
I rhyme with freak.
There are lots of christian churches in the castro with large gay congregations.
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
Maybe so, but I keep being scared of running into Troymcclure and have to apologize for all the evil in the world.
I rhyme with freak.
Most Holy Redeemer?
It’s a nice church but I feel weird in really wealthy congregations, and that seems to be one.
Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I went looking for MHR one time and got completely lost.
Maybe I should count the times I used to go to Eros for anonymous sex for the fat and ugly like me.
I rhyme with freak.
that's weird
although I suppose if you’ve been to Castro like twice I can understand.
You should give it a go, it’s pretty welcoming all around although maybe too much of a journey for you every Sunday (especially in the morning).
Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe I’m just projecting my innate hostility. I just have never liked other gays or the gay “culture” as it were. Or at least the one featured in the Castro. I joke about Kink.com but that’s mostly for the shock/ew value to the straights here, or what I like to imagine is the shock value.
I rhyme with freak.
I understand that
I think the bar scene is kinda depressing, gay or straight, and that seems to be a lot of what is left in the Castro for the under-50 crowd.
Anyway, MHR seemed pretty welcoming and has some interesting outreach ministry type things. Not particularly ethnically diverse, and as I say economically of the upper strata. But in this diocese, there’s not a lot too choose from IMO.
Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
haha
I can tell you one way to never get hit on there: wear your Giants hat/jersey after a game. I felt like a leper.
Hockey jerseys seem to go over better.
Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
whatevs
Mind this was before TGWTWS so there weren’t a ton of Giants hats to be seen on a regular day, even.
Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I ran into my first true bandwagoner last week! Stopped a guy in the halls of Penn State’s chemistry building because he was wearing a Giants hat, and I asked him if he was from SF. Told him I was a Giants fan, and he said something to the effect of, “yeah, last year was the first time they’d won it in a while. 10 years, right?” facepalm
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
also to be fair, Tom Brady was in it
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Serra High School: Best school ever for athletes? BLB and Brady are both alumni.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
THEY PAYED THEIR ATHLETES
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
wow... shut up
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
The only thing better would if we threw in R'hllor, the Seven, and weirwood trees in there
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Sep 19, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
R'hllor has a pretty high OPS
Northern and southron gods seem pretty weak, while everything the red priests do has been successful.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Sep 19, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I expect a good amount of regression from R’hllor.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
you could say he's on a real hot streak right now!
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 19, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah but I get the feeling the red priests don’t actually know what they’re tapping when they do their thing. The rise of fire-based magic is directly tied to the birth of Dany’s dragons.
I rhyme with freak.
But did the dragons cause the magic or vice versa?
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by Murray, Present on Sep 19, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm.
The dragons were brought to life by bloodmagic, but I think their life creates the fire magic. It’s a global phenomenon in that all fire-based magic systems become vastly more potent after the birth of the dragons.
I rhyme with freak.
.......glad i didn't read up thread
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
it's just the first inning...
you really don’t think the phillies can score off of kyle lohse???
by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Sep 19, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLackey
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Should I stay or should I go now...
The Giants are still in it, ARE YOU?
This is to remind you that, as a Giants Season Ticketholder, you still have the opportunity to reserve your seats for the 2011 Postseason but you must act quickly. Payments must be received no later than THIS Wednesday, September 21st at 12:00 Noon PT.
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
My Dad went to Hawaii instead.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
how much money will you lose if they don't make it?
by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Sep 19, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not gambling...
Zero. Even make 2% interest if you apply it to 2012 tickets.
One way or another, this darkness got to give.
then yea i'd do it
don’t really see the downside if you’ve got the money
by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Sep 19, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL - Moving the Goalposts?
Wasn’t the deadline last Weds?
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Albert PuLOLs for lead-off and SS!
Take the proceeds from your sold-out 2011 season and drop the two-hundred-million or so on Albert Pujols. Then see if you can get Carlos ("I might sign with you if…’) Beltran for a moderate sum for a couple of years. Not easy, but maybe easier than if you didn’t have Pujols locked in.
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 4:32 PM PDT reply actions
and why not get Reyes and Fielder too while they’re at it and then trade Sanchez for Curtis Granderson too. And we’ll still have money leftover for the Rain Day Fund too.
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 19, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The Yankees would NEVER do that!
/pretends everything else is reasonable
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
that will block Brett Pill!
Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn't mind Pujols for 200 million tbh
But I’d rather have Reyes.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
I wanna know...
have you ever seen the rain? Comin’ down, over Albert?
Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
OT - YAY CHOOCH
2-1 Cards
Where have you gone John Johnstone?
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 4:33 PM PDT reply actions
it’s so weird having finished a project after years and now having to find some other thing to occupy my mind.
I rhyme with freak.
MORE WRITING!!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This time, poetry.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Stop sucking Matusz
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Fo real
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 19, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, I do not miss that.
Night classes
P
U
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
My only real night class in college was the psychology course to fulfill the GED requirement. two hours wednesday night. We had a break halfway through and most of the class didn’t come back. Not to mention, our professor was a shrink moonlighting as a lecturer and really had no interest teaching anything other than the basic history of psychology and psychiatry and otherwise spent the night bringing up a topic and listening to us talk to each other about it.
I rhyme with freak.
I had a marriage and family class. Sociology. Summer session. One night a week for 4 hours a night.
I don’t remember anything from that class except that the instructor had been divorced twice.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I have class from 3:30-9:05 PM on Mon, Tues, Wed
Ah, last year of grad school
by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 19, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
what a crappy day
is it over yet?
Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Mike Stanton is incredible
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
at least he got through an inning
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
cwyers Colin Wyers
The Red Sox ought to vote Matusz a playoff share.
Jose Flores: Well, at least he tried hard.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that. He also tried hard.
by free f.p. #14 on Sep 19, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
i think someone should've mentioned his name at the parade
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
That’s Future-Hall-of-Famer-Matt Wieters to you.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I realize that I haven't been paying attention for a few weeks.
But that link of UZR/DRS/OOZ gave me the biggest
OMG WTF !!!!!!!!!
moment for ages.
I was dumbfounded for about a minute there.
TBLA sees this and sniffs
“MOST GIANTS FANS APPEAR TO BE ILLITERATE!”
LOL STUCK UP AND UNABLE TO APPRECIATE NETSPEAK
I rhyme with freak.
yeah I noticed
does it seem like the game watch goes sooooo slow?
I sit and await always faithful to the giants
by luved the stick on Sep 19, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
there's a cushion again
4 1 Marlins
do you think the Braves can keep sinking?
I sit and await always faithful to the giants
by luved the stick on Sep 19, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
We're having pork chops and apple/raisin stuffing
I guess.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Spetsofai!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
You made that word up.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
hot dogs
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Sep 19, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
PREDICTABLE!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
LOL GAY
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Sep 19, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I just had some Hawaiian pulled pork, fried rice, and some lumpia
My son voluntarily ate some balut. My six year old son…
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.
/calls Child Protective Services
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It's good for you!
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.
we went to Old Jerusalem
fun and tasty.
Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking Matsutz and the Orioles pen.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Anybody want to coach high school baseball? Highlands High…Twin Rivers Unified School District, McClellan – I’m guessing you wouldn’t have to worry about any spoiled rich kids being on the team.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Not sure exactly…I’m guessing North Highlandsy area?
Here’s the link
http://www.edjoin.org/viewPosting.aspx?postingID=395461&countyID=34
If you go to EdJoin.org and type in “baseball coach” seems like quite a few showed up.
[sorry boneded, California only]
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
It is in North Highlands, Don Julio off of Elkhorn. Pretty shitty area, crappy school, terrible sports programs.
Among the reasons I left.
North Sac is no place for a Davis Boy.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
or any boy, really.
Once the military left, well okay it was never that great to begin with, but it got worse.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Never a more wretched hive of White Trash and Wannabe-Gangsta-Chic.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
I just moved away from that neighborhood.
My son went to the school across the street from Highlands.
I want to coach High School Ball, and had I known of the opportunity, I wouldn’t have moved to Alaska.
SHIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
So Cardinals
will go 3 back of ATL…thanks but no thanks Phillies.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
correction
2.5 back…Giants 3.5 back.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
It's do-able
I still think it’s going to take 8-1 to get in. Do that and they only need Braves to go .500 for the tie. 7-2 for the Giants, 6-3 for Cards, 3-5 for Atlanta and it’s a three-way tie!
I hope there’s a 4-way tie between the Giants, Arizona, St. Louis, and Atlanta. That would be insane.
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
Death Match
Four teams enter, two team leave
by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 19, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I am intrigued by this proposition.
Habst du eine rundschreiben?
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
In French . . .
. . . the verb is “tutoyer” (to use the second-person familiar to someone). Is there a corresponding verb in German?
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
So I’m thinking that the Giants and Arizona would play first in San Francisco, and then the loser would enter into a three way round robin thing with the winner advancing, unless, of course, each team wins one and loses one. Then I have no idea what would happen.
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
If it’s a three way 1-1 tie, the Yankees automatically win.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Oh, I forgot. It becomes the ABC system, where one team will get the unenviable choice of having to win two at home or one on the road.
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
Why on earth would you ever pick the two-at-home?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Managers like Bochy put a lot of stock in home cooking. I disagree, but many people do think that way.
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
But it takes one multiplication to figure out that even a huge winning percentage difference (say .600 vs .400) still favors the one game at home. That doesn’t even require regression or some shit that we often mock them for!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Well, your example is somewhat poor, considering that a .600 – .400 split yields a 36% chance of winning both at home and a 40% chance of winning one on the road. However, the split is normally much closer for the better teams, increasing their chance of just winning the road game.
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
But that’s my point. Even with a hugely unreasonable home field advantage, it’s still a better idea to pick the one game.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
To be fair, I just reread it and miswrote "one game at home" when that should've been "one game on the road."
So this one’s on me too.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I’d crack open a beer for you, but you’re underage aren’t you?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Well, I suppose I’ll just have to drink your beer as well.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Actually I have one bottle of Virgil’s Root Beer that I picked up when I stopped in Smugville. You can have that if you’d like while I drink your beer.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Well, if you open the door for me, TL2 might sneak in behind me and take your Mass Spectrometer (and I still don’t know what that is, but I don’t want to look it up…).
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
It measures the mass to charge ratio of a molecule, which is one of the best diagnostic fingerprints of any given molecule.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I got you mass to charge ratio right here!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
/grabs mass spec
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I want to join the Yankee collapse bandwagon
Is there one yet?
If the Yankees lose EVERY game they have remaining (all to Tampa and Boston), Tampa will guarantee at least a tie and the Red Sox would only need to win one more game against the Orioles after tonight’s to also catch the Yankees. Seriously, all it takes is an epic 10 game losing streak by the Yankees. Can you imagine the Yankee fans freaking out on missing the playoffs in the year Jeter got 3,000 and Rivera set the saves record?
I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?
I would love this
but it won’t happen.
by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 19, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Ron Washington is not amused...

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
So Lando was hopped up on coke when Vader showed up?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Of course by me commenting on the Braves
they threaten to go ahead in the 7th.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Crap
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Whassa matter CalBear?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
He's a bum?
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Just asking.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
i think we need to stop talking about this shit
i’ve been trying to ignore it all day and it’s been working
by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Sep 19, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Webb
just walked in the tying run.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Four pitch walk, too!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
the strikezone is awful.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Didn’t look awful on Gameday
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Not great

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Wow, Gameday and Brooks really disagree about ball 4.
Still, you come in with the bases loaded and you’re down 3-0 on a hitter, if you don’t fucking throw the ball right in the middle of the zone, you basically get what you deserve.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I think that ball 3 was the “non-strike”..ball 4 was the borderline pitch.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Are we talking about the 4 pitch walk to Prado? Because that's this zone:
None of which is particularly close.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
oh...
…I guess not…
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
LOL MARLINS
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
The Marlins want to destroy the Giants.
It’s a C-O-N-spiracy.
NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.
damn that teal pond scum
ruining baseball with every action.
Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
There goes the season.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Wait...now?
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
Maybe I should have started Lohse in Pokemanz...
sonovabench! I figured, Phillies in Philly…
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
Obviously Florida will stop at nothing to maximize Arizona’s schadenfreude.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Odds that Kimbrel will screw it up again?
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Who the heck is
Eric O’Flaherty?
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
If both the Braves and Cards win today, that means the Dbags lose tonight
Right?
I’ve got my hopes more pinned on winning the division than the wild card, anyway, since it’s only one team and the Giants have some control, playing them three games.
Unpin your hopes, friend.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!
SAYYY YOU LOVE ME AGAAAAAAINNNNN
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Yes Emilio!
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Waiting for Omar to completely screw the Giants...
GIDP time…
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Wow...
The Braves really don’t want this thing.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
C'mon Stanton!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 19, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 19, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought we agreed that you would cease and desist posting about this matter?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I have not been given the appropriate notice…
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
and no more...
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Productive out!
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
God damnit LoMo
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Stupid useless Marlins
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
In true Phightin’ form!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Agent Moss sent the crush the souls of Giants fans
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 19, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably those moss ranchers. It’s a niche thing.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
I picture a man looking over a low-lying, swampy patch of land on a grey foggy day. He stoops to the ground, scoops up a handful of rich, loamy earth covered in verdant, fuzzy growth and mutters, “Damn. That’s good moss.”
I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?
I know the other Moss
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
What's up with Howard?
Why haven’t they used him in this game?
Go Rectum F.....
/gag /gag /barf
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Didn’t the Red Sox/Orioles game start at the same time as the Cardinals/Phillies game?
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
Hmm, maybe I’ll watch this Radiohead concert. Maybe I can understand it this time.
I rhyme with freak.
I’ve seen parts of this. It’s what the last album would have sounded if they didn’t decide to make it suck
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 19, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
i think i have issues with not understanding lyrics. i understand a lot of people don’t actually care what the lyrics are or if they can understand them. not just radio head’s, but any song’s.
I rhyme with freak.
Wow. I thought that was just me!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
On epic collapses
I was doing a little reading trying to figure out how rare it is to come back from, let’s say 4 games back with 9 left, and I came across this, which I suppose should bring a smile to the faces of those who, like me, were not around to witness it:
9. 1962 Los Angeles Dodgers
Eleven years after the Giants caught the Dodgers, it happened again. This time the Dodgers blew a four-game lead in the final seven games as they lost 10 of their final 13 and the last four games, then lost in a best-of-three playoffs when a burned-out bullpen blew a 4-2 lead after seven innings in the deciding game. Don Drysdale had won 25 games that season and was available, but manager Walter Alston tried to save him for a World Series Game 1 that never happened.
That 1962 team was really good
Even Jimmy Davenport was an All-Star that year.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Cards win
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
wow, not a single team I wanted to win today has won.
BOS, ATL, STL and AZ all won or will win. sigh. I suppose we’ll get ’em next year.
<3 Kanani Madison
2nd BOS game
Is only in the 6th. They are leading in that one 11-8, but they already lost once today.
oh, good call. I didn’t notice that.
why do they say “by the loss column?” I always figured you should go by the win column, because say two teams are in a race, their records are 85-60 and 83-60… now, they are tied in the loss column, yes, but the leading team has won the two extra games they have played, thus, a higher winning percentage.
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
You can always win more games. You can never take losses off the board.
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
You can’t take wins off the board either.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
When you’re up, wins are more important. When you’re back, losses are.
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
why, though? if a team ahead of you has played and won 2 more games than you have, then you can’t count the GB as 1 game, because they’ve won the extra games played.
am I making sense?
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, it’s better to be two wins back than two losses back, as losses behind are a more accurate representation of one’s deficit.
Games behind, as shown in the standings everywhere, is an idea of a slightly different ilk. I think we’re talking at cross purposes.
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
yep. I just choose to look at it by wins, because it’s harder to win those potential extra game or two than it is to lose them.
usually, the loss column makes me think we’re closer to a team than we really are, too.
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Karstens imploding already
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
AND THAT WAS A SURPRISE?????!?!?!?!
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
What's up with Bear Grylls on the screen
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
I SHOULD REALLY BUY THAT DEODORANT
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Unbelievable
Marlins allow the Braves to score just enough runs in the 7th to take the lead and eventually, with their awesome bullpen, win.
meh. I’m resigned to the fact that the Giants will miss the playoffs by exactly the amount of games Cabrera has single-handedly blown with clankmitterey
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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
as in, the Giants should be 0.5 games back of ATL right now in the win column
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
KARSTENS GOT OUT OF IT
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Woo!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 19, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
"- C. Hensley grounded out to shortstop "
I blame Yahoo
No. I just ment fuck Jack McKeon, not the other part. LOL
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 19, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
NO FUCKING WAY
MARLINS WALK OFF WIN!!!
by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Sep 19, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
...what
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that took so long to load, my damn gameday widget
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
It's fitting
Since he had blown the game with the error in the 7th.
HOLY EFFFFFFFFFF
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 19, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY FUCK
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woohoo
I sit and await always faithful to the giants
by luved the stick on Sep 19, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
THERE’S MORE CELEBRATING HERE THAN THE MARLINS’ BLOG!!!1
YAAAAAAAAAAY
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
ahahaha
I looked at that yesterday. Poor bastards.
Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
INFANTE THE SAVIOR
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I take it
The “infield single to 3rd” was a play that should have been made?
That's a very tough call.
I didn’t see it, but mrs owlcroft did, and apparently even the Atlanta broadcasters conceded that the stadium’s football-oriented lighting was a real problem for baseball. As the old saying goes, you can’t catch what you can’t see. The feeling is that it was a tough play at best, and no real fault for not making it. It was scored an error, but not many people outside the Scorer’s immediate family are likely to agree.
Sidebar: why has Official Scoring suddenly (relatively) gotten so horrid the last year or two?
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
AND HIS NAME IS OMAR INFANTE!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
seriously, i would be pleased if the Giants signed Omar Infante to a two-deal deal
Put him at short until they see if Crawford is ready, then flop him around wherever needed.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 19, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
I mean... it's ok, Arizona will most likely win
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THIS THING THAT WE"RE IN, STILL IN IT!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
DID THAT JUST HAPPEN!!!!
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
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“And that only moments after a groundball was lost in the lights”—Braves radio feed
How do you lose a groundball in the lights?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Chipper was lying prone on the ground, heart racing. He had only one chance. The ball danced in front of him, bobbing and weaving through the green forest before him. He reached out, chest pounding, as the ball eclipsed the bright lights engulfing him, and the ball skipped away, off to claim its next Brooks Conrad.
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
Throw in Uggla somehow, and I'll light the TL2 signal.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
A thick-necked monster leaned over him. “Are you all right?”, he asked. Larry froze. He wasn’t sure if the monster was going to eat him or hug him.
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Very high chopper bounce.
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Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
Shift A
ATLOLANTA
RIP Bowtie: 2009 - 2011. Thanks for the World Series.
by jordanovich on Sep 19, 2011 6:59 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
What the fuck is going on in this world?
First Greece, now Atlanta?
Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....
The Greece thing you could see coming
The Atlanta thing? Well not saying anything, lets just keep our mouths shut.
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I'd like to thank Fredi Gonzalez
For running his relievers into the ground
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Dusty Baker is calling
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
yep
after a 2-out error by Chipper Jones (though it might have been changed to a hit, but either way, bad play.)
it’s so delicious.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 19, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Yessiree
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 19, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s what happens when Kimbrel and Venters pitch 180 innings a year and climbing
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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Beautiful
This has the double win of Braves losing and jcb9’s fantasy team being hurt.
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.
3.5 BACK OF ATLANTA
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Mets, Cubs, and Astros....
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 19, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
jesus
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those are the teams they couldn’t beat last year… and this year, too
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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Who knows, everyday is a new day
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I'M THANKFUL FOR EVERY BREATH THAT I TAKE
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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, and all of Arizona’s remaining games are at home.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 19, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
talk about a miracle
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4 out in the win column from ATL! Cabrera has officially made his mark on our season.
<3 Kanani Madison
thought it was 3.5 but I could be well wrong
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
3 out in the loss column by I go by the win column because a game you haven’t played yet is a game you haven’t won yet, but at most could lose.
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
so 3.5!
good. I’m so rarely correct when it comes to numbers.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
i swear i thought it was 3.5
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Should I start watching the West Wing or Breaking Bad?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
BB
I sit and await always faithful to the giants
by luved the stick on Sep 19, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Breaking Bad is better.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Guys its ok
We’re still not in this. Everyone go back to what you were doing. Keep ignoring it. We’re not in this.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
That braves game was fucking PERFECT for my pokemonz.
Championship week
I have Infante: 2 hits/HR/2 RBI
I have Venters: hold
I have O’Flaherty: hold
He has Kimbrel: LOL
Sergio Romo: The Giants welcome wagon.
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...
i had kimbrel... :(
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
me too. but I gave up my fantasy when the Giants fell apart in August
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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
i barely even checked my team, hahaha.
same thing!!!
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yeah, last thing you want to do is think about more baseball.
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I have Kimbrel, but it was totally worth it. I don’t give a fuck about a 3rd place game.
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
I'm playing for 1st
and I couldn’t give less of a fuck either.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Yeah same
I’m in the championship game in both of my leagues…And I have Pedroia, Ellsbury and Scutaro…They have 13 hits in 2 games lolll.
Sergio Romo: The Giants welcome wagon.
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...
Such a relief to know that.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
FFFFUUUUUU
Sergio Romo: The Giants welcome wagon.
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...
Soooo
This Woman’s Work – Maxwell. Poignant song.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
If you believe the Giants will make the playoffs, all you have to do is clap your hands

Please lose St. Louis, DBacks, and Sawx
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 19, 2011 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
Is this going to be a new thing?
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
I like neither.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Tinkerbelt
have at it
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
TINKERPILL!
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Yo
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
How are you doin?
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
solid
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
pumped for the premiers of Parks and Rec?
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
yeah!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Is Tom still working there?
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
i heard he's starting a media conglomerate or something
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Hello Ms. Onry!
Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.
Your Grace
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Sep 19, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking Karstens about to walk Ian Kennedy
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Woo!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 19, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
I won't believe
Because we’ll clearly have gone down the rabbit hole to Imagination Land.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 19, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
while I appreciate the sarcasm,
you forget the Giants tagged Kershaw for 4ER in 5IP earlier this year.
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Great show on Netflix Streaming
Intelligence from 2006-2007
2 seasons, 25 episodes
Canadian drama set in Vancouver
Somewhat similar to The Wire but not as gritty or violent
Story revolves around how the Canadian Organized Crime Unit and members of Organized Crime work together to achieve common goals.
Solid 5 star rating
Thank me later
Netflix has been telling me to watch it
Might have to look into it.
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The Bunk
Strictly a Suit and Tie motherfucker.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
You know what they call a man who knows that much about clothes, right?
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 19, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK NETFLIX STREAMING
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Sep 19, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
similar to The Wire but not as gritty or violent
This translates to ‘just watch The Wire’.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Definitely need to watch a highlight of this homer by Infante
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oh, look at that, kennedy is pitching a no hitter
Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker
One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
You were saying,,,
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
By the way, that Infante homer, incredible. Kimbrel just put that one right over the plate
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
yup
i was watching the ninth just cause… i dunno why really. and when he hit it, my jaw hit the floor. i couldn’t believe it. can’t imagine how the braves felt.
by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Sep 19, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Kimbrel’s burned out
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keithlaw keithlaw
Can’t prove it, but I think we might be. RT @therealmatolson: We seeing the affects of Fredi running Kimbrel/Venters into the ground?
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
without a doubt that's true. i just don't understand why they don't use Venters more
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Huh? He's pitched 84 innings this year.
Which is more than last year. And with a week to go.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
well fuck. use em all more
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
He's abused Venters just as bad
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Oh... well shit, they should probably... just have more depth in the bullpen
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
you know how Bork always goes to diff guys in the ’pen?
the Braves don’t do it like that.
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy has the luxury of having more than two (or three, with O’Flaherty) good guys out of the bullpen.
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
of course, but he still COULD solely use Affeldt, Romo, and Wilson every night.
that may be his only upside as a manager.
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Bochy takes it to the other extreme, which can be just as bad.
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
what, using shitty pitchers over good ones? I’m starting to believe that Romo really was compromised this season and that was part of the reason he didn’t pitch much
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure, I’m coming to that same conclusion. At the same time, Santiago Casilla was the closer for most of a month.
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
I didn’t have a problem with it. Who else was going to close?
Casilla, while having BB issues- same as Wilson does, was throwing 98 again with a very low ERA (I know ERA for relievers isn’t a great stat, but it gives you an idea how good he’d been)
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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Ramon Ramirez, Javier Lopez, Jeremy Affeldt before he lost his common sense and tried to separate patties with a knife, and Romo after he came off the DL
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
Ramirez gives up runs left and right, Lopez is a LOOGY with terrible splits, Romo was on the DL.
One could make a case Afflak should have closed, but between Casilla and Afflak, I didn’t have a problem with it.
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Right and left.
His ERA, for what that may be worth, is 2.77; more revealing, his QoP is 2.94. Those are not the data of a pitcher “giving up runs right and left”. He is an outstanding reliever.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
sorry, I meant recently. His year was going real well up until 3 weeks ago when he went through that terrible stretch- right around the time they had to settle on a closer.
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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Life is like that:
. . . little ups and downs. Yes, he did have a patch there; whether it had a cause (“tired arm”) or was just the chance concatenation of a few poor outings (something every pitcher has some of) is probably unknowable.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
The best way I can describe that pitch is that it’s the pitch that Juan Uribe is thinking about every time he swings.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 19, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember that Dodger game last year?
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
Velez pops his head up, slowly hides again
Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....
Jeezum crow.
JanieMcCAP
by JaymeeSireCSN
Agent Scott Boras says Carlos Beltran happy w/#Giants and could return in 2012. Boras, Beltran lunching Tuesday in L.A. to discuss future.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
by waelwulf on Sep 19, 2011 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
LOL, SHUT UP BORAS
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Yeah I don't trust shit Boras says
Mind you, I don’t disregard the possibility that Beltran could come back next year. But it sure as fuck isn’t cause Scott Boras said so.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 19, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, it sounds a lot like something to make other buyers feel like they’re at a disadvantage.
Still, I like hearing it.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
using Giants to jack up contract money from other teams
typical Scott…I wonder if the Giants ever really had any interest in Manny Ramirez back when he was on the market.
Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....
Neukom said the Giants having “significant reserves” and Baer has already stated that payroll will go up…
maybe they are realizing they’ll need 2 premium hitters
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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
You can stop after . . .
. . . Scott Boras says; the rest is immaterial.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Wir sind gewohnt, daß die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehn.—Goethe
The “Jeezum crow” was in response to just that.
Like, “Oh. Here we go.”
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
…and roll in bags of money!!
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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
[roll, roll, roll]
[crinkle, crinkle]
Zito: “Hey does your money ever hug you back?”
Beltran: [whimper]
Zito: “Hate is just frustrated love.”
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Scott Boras = Littlefinger
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
by jponry on Sep 19, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Beltran lunching Tuesday with Jaymee Sire in L.A. to discuss future.
Get ’er done.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 19, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
run 30yearcontract.exe
Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner
by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Highlight up, damn thats a long link....
Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....
TWS... nevermind
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that was quite possibly the lamest home plate celebration ever
by BrianIsAwesome on Sep 19, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. Stanton’s second HR must have been a 450-footer.
by non sequitur on Sep 19, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
OOf
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 19, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
NEWSFLASH: THE NFC WEST BLOWS
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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010
the reason I don’t think we catch ATL is because they play PHI in the last series, and we all know if Philly has a chance to fuck us over and make sure we don’t get in, they will.
They don’t want to face SF pitching.
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And instead they’d rather let a divisional rival that’s probably a better team in?
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well, in the playoffs, offense doesn’t really matter too much. it’s so SSS, that pitching and timely hitting win series.
so you want to avoid the better-pitching teams at all costs.
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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
well, in the playoffs, offense doesn’t really matter too much. it’s so SSS, that pitching and timely hitting win series.
so you want to avoid the better-pitching teams at all costs.
Do you have any shred of evidence whatsoever to support this assertion?
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the best pitching teams win a short series almost every time.
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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't really have a stake in this argument
But that’s not evidence. That’s another assertion.
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giants fans should know this better than anyone. I’m not going to look up every playoff series in the last 20 years, but I can say that every team that advances is because they pitched better- or they wouldn’t have advanced. good pitching beats good hitting every time.
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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
How do you believe this? You really don’t think that one team has managed to overcome its own crappy pitching by simply outslugging another team in the playoffs?
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personally, no, I don’t think teams overcome crappy pitching by out-slugging another team.
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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
and even if they did, the odds of them doing that for 3 consecutive playoffs series are so slim that I’d bet on the pitching every time.
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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Those who have investigated . . .
. . . seem to come to mixed conclusions. A few quick Google hits:
http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/article/does-good-pitching-beat-good-hitting-in-october/
http://www.philbirnbaum.com/btn1994-06.pdf
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thanks for the links. I suppose I have the ‘good pitching beats good hitting’ extremist point of view.
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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Technically . . .
. . . there is an advantage to pitching over hitting, because the value of any one run depends on the “run environment”, which is the run scoring of the two opponents combined. But in practice, that advantage is very small, because run environments rarely differ by very much, especially with teams as typically similar as those that make post-season.
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Even if this is true
The best pitchers don’t always pitch the best. The Cardinals won the World Series with Jeff Suppan as their ace.
then again
maybe they want to face us so they can prove theyre a better team this year. You know we were just the hot/lucky team last, not the better team….
Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....
that’d be nice… after all, we were just lucky last year ;)
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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
from SF gate
This was too funny.Sunday sept 18.
1961
Sept. 19: Joy in Mudville. The best story of 1961 took place Sunday at Candlestick. As part of Fan Appreciation Day, two Cadillacs were raffled off, with seat stubs as tickets, and the first number called was Box 2C, Seat 2, Section 5. No response. Another ticket was drawn, and out of one of the buck- and-a-half seats happily clambered a slightly lame Negro, the father of six children, named Wellington Parker. The holder of the first winning ticket, who wasn’t there to claim it, was Bobby Magowan, president of Safeway Stores. He had left in the seventh inning to avoid the traffic – which included the glittering Cadillac driven in a dreamy daze by Parker.
Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/09/15/PKJD1KQUDR.DTL#ixzz1YSJhHvls
I sit and await always faithful to the giants
by luved the stick on Sep 19, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
Ludwick can't do anything right
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John Lackey actually struck out three people in this game. I’m not sure how. Maybe Vladdy is on acid and thought he was Madison Bumgarner.
Meanwhile, Brian Matusz is making a tremendous case for the mercy rule.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 19, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
One of the K's was of Vlad. But it wasn't an out
Vlad make it to first safely on the wild pitch.
by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 19, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
It is truly insane how terrible the pitchers are in this game.
And how many ridiculous things have happened
by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 19, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Definitely a fan of Anthony Bourdain
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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
are you also a Zimmer"man"
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 19, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
he's definitely got an interesting show. Love the travel channel tho
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I will always think of these people when I see him


The first six innings are overrated.
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Little known fact..
Varys is also the barber on the Enterprise

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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I adore you too. please don’t come back before cersei fucks up the realm completely.
I rhyme with freak.
to go west, i must go east, etc
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
So many of these discussions go over my head
I really must re-read this series. And read Dance with Dragons, too.
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Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.
also
I got to the part in ASOS today where we meet OMG DAARIO!!!!! and ugh, could George have made him sound any less appealing???
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
he could give him a sign offering mustache rides
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 19, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
the description is really funny too
Prendahl na Ghezn was a thickset Ghiscari with a broad face and dark hair going grey; Sallor the Bald had a twisting scar across his pale Qartheen cheek; and Daario Naharis was flamboyant even for a Tyroshi. His beard was cut into three prongs and dyed blue, the same color as his eyes and the curly hair that fell to his collar. His pointed mustachios were painted gold. His clothes were all shades of yellow; a foam of Myrish lace the color of butter spilled from his collar and cuffs, his doublet was sewn with brass medallions in the shape of dandelions, and ornamental goldwork crawled up his high leather boots to his thighs. Gloves of soft yellow suede were tucked into a belt of gilded rings, and his fingernails were enameled blue.
Yeah, those first two guys, whatever OMG DAARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
OMG HIS MUSTACHE IS GOLD. AAAAAAH.
WHYYYY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I imagine that his shirt says "∆KE" or some such and that his yellow suede gloves are gripping a Natty Ice.
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douchiest of the bags
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
jesus christ he's like a parody of a snoop dogg video
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 19, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I kind of love imagining Daario. Specifically, imagining Barristan the Bold looking on as Dany gets all moon-eyed and then facepalming himself so hard that he topples over anime style.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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The NFC West is hilarious
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Ian Kennedy definitely pitching like a CY young contender tonight
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that’s what it’s going to take for us to beat him. looks like Lincecum will face off against Kennedy on Sat if they align it so Cain starts Fri.
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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, the SD-COL game might end before the BAL-BOS one
despite starting an hour-and-a-half later.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Well, the SD-Col game is going to have to play a bottom of the 9th
The Red Sox won’t.
by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 19, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
apparently the Pirates offense is the worst in baseball
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Score some runs PIrates
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Justin Upton.... wow
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