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A risk that paid off

The Giants aren't an organization that likes taking risks. They'll do things like acquire and play Orlando Cabrera because they think he's proven. No surprises. In one way, they're right -- is anyone surprised that Cabrera didn't go Joe Carter for the Giants? -- but it can be frustrating at times.

This is Orlando Cabrera mention #134 out of a remaining total of 53,593. Collect them all. I've found my muse! My new Jose Castillo!

But this article is to praise the Giants for a wacky, risky decision that actually did work out. And how. It was moderately insane. I still can't believe that members of the current Giants organization got together, discussed it, and said, sure, why not? They're not a bunch that likes to think outside the box because they know that outside the box there are tigers and dragons who eat people who think outside the box. There's cable and salumi platters inside the box. Why would they leave?

Star-divide

Seeking more ways to get Pablo Sandoval's bat in the lineup, manager Bruce Bochy gave the 22-year-old switch-hitter his first Major League start at third base in Friday night's series opener against the San Diego Padres.(MLB.com)

Sandoval was a 21-year-old catcher. He was blocked by Bengie Molina. Sandoval also had experience at first base, but he was blocked there by ... man, I have no idea. Travis Ishikawa? Rich Aurilia? Those are the reasons the Giants went mad scientist with their best hitting prospect? 

It worked. Man, how it worked. It's been a joy to watch Sandoval play third base. He doesn't have great range, but I feel comfortable describing it as good range. He has a strong, accurate arm, and he charges balls well. In another organization -- say, the Giants about 99% of the time -- Sandoval would have been moved to first base.

This kid's a little pudgy, and we already have a catcher. Let's think about what to do for about five seconds okay I'm done here's a first-baseman's mitt, kid. Limber up.

Instead the Giants looked the strong arm and the surprising agility of Sandoval, and thought -- hey, maybe this could work. Maybe they had an encouraging report from Steve Decker, who managed the Volcanoes when Sandoval played 70 games at third as an 18-year old. Whatever the reason, it worked. 

Back when the experiment was announced, over 2/3rds of the poll respondents thought he could stick. The other third was filled with secret Dodger fans and haters. You know who you are. I wrote this:

If it does work, though, the Giants have filled a round organizational hole with an exceptionally round peg. The player by which Sandoval should be measured is Garrett Atkins. If Sandoval can’t even approximate Atkins’s defense – and it should be noted that Atkins got his glove stuck in his own zipper as I was writing this – then the experiment is never going to work. Do not pass go, etc.... And to be fair to Sandoval, even though he’s surprisingly agile, this experiment has about a 25% chance of working.

That was the hope. That Sandoval would be acceptably awful. And I was thrilled that he was going to get that chance. Now, three seasons later, Sandoval leads the world in just about every defensive stat for third basemen. He's been amazing. 


 You can hear Krukow in that clip say something about "legitimate Gold Glove candidate" -- and that's not hyperbole. The experiment worked better than anyone could have expected, a testament to risk-taking, good coaching, luck, and hard work from Sandoval.

And to think, if one of them stat nerds were in charge, they would have thought Bengie Molina was a bad hitter, kept Sandoval a catcher, and then drafted Gordon Beckham instead of Posey. That would have been a disaster. Stupid stat nerds. Instead, the Giants thought Molina was a valuable offensive player, so they moved a young catcher to third base. That way, they won a World Series, and they're still reaping the benefits now.

Science!

Beautiful science. Except for the ignoring-the-science part, that's how you run a team. I can't believe the Giants took the gamble; I can't believe it worked out so well. Here's to Pablo staying at third base for the next decade.

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Great idea!

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I’m Charles Osgood.

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I’m Morely Safer

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m Ed Bradley

by capn on Sep 19, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m Chevy Chase

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 19, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you’re not.

by da5id on Sep 19, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You ignorant slut.

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m Generalissimo Francisco Franco.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Sep 19, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are all Pedro Feliz.

"...more often than not, it’s factually based."

by KrazyKrabMeat on Sep 19, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah. Now I’m visualizing an older, heavily-commented thread as a trashed dorm room.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

/mouse crawls out of empty pringles can

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

/dozens of baby spiders

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus, no. MI, right there.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve unpacked this and decided that your love of spiders shows that you are racist against insects

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY’RE TAKING ALL OUR JOBS AND CORRUPTING OUR CHILDREN

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys should start a comedy troupe because this, this is funny stuff.

by schmohog on Sep 19, 2011 5:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I have unpacked this statement and discovered that there is latent loathing in it.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your analytical skills are lacking. The correct answer is indifferent amusement.

by schmohog on Sep 19, 2011 5:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I must practice unpacking more.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha you said unpack. That gets me everytime. Because it has multiple meanings, and since I don’t really understand how it used in this context I have no choice but try to mock it!

by schmohog on Sep 19, 2011 5:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I have unpacked this comment and you’re racist against contexts….or something.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve unpacked this comment and you’re still pathetic and not funny.

by schmohog on Sep 19, 2011 6:04 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

That’s not very nice.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m crying on the inside.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chill out, peeps.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not find peeps to be delicious.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do! Crunchy sugar. . . . mmmmmmmm.

Unpack that!

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re fun to microwave though.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

They objectively are not delicious.

If you unpack this comment, you’ll find latent anti-Easter and anti-Christian tendencies.

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must be a Mormon!

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back to Rome again.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

/taps his nose

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

AMICIS IS AN ETHNIC RESTAURANT

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

AMICIS IS AN ETHICAL RESTAURANT

THEY RECYCLE AND SHIT

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just don’t shit where you eat

by schmohog on Sep 19, 2011 6:02 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

/criticizes this comment, but refrains from actually explaining why in a coherent fashion
//says “unpack” a lot

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you really want me to explain in more detail, when I’m less busy, why I was offended, I can. But I’m kind of over it, and so wouldn’t want to do it on this forum, where apparently most of the community is still not over it.

by schmohog on Sep 19, 2011 6:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, still hilarious.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have a great sense of humor then!

by schmohog on Sep 19, 2011 7:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

He does!

(And it is)

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Internet friend, to the rescue!

by schmohog on Sep 19, 2011 7:11 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

All unpacked and ready to go!

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

So curious, do any of you know each other in real life? How did you all cultivate this allegiance to one another and this hive mentality?

by schmohog on Sep 19, 2011 7:29 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

We all think whatever jponry thinks.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOR THE SWARM

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as she has dragons, anyway.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 19, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

dracarys

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by jponry on Sep 19, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Busterion, Sandovalerion and Cainon.

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by jponry on Sep 19, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Belton?

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

it didn't sound exciting enough

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by jponry on Sep 19, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltron?

Oh wait, he’s already playing in the OF!

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Cainon the cream one that’s just a big puppy?

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good

Another one of these people.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.

by thehavenot on Sep 19, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like did Natto and jponry know Grant before posting on here?

by schmohog on Sep 19, 2011 7:42 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

No

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by jponry on Sep 19, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Radical

by schmohog on Sep 19, 2011 8:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Tubular

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 19, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the record, I was sleeping with him.

That’s why howtheyscored hates me so much.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Sep 19, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the grougthink.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got knocked up by SOMEBODY here and I’m just trying to get paid.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 19, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

JPONRY THERE I SAID IT

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by waelwulf on Sep 19, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude. You misread the joke. It’s not the end of the world.

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by jponry on Sep 19, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

EVERYBODY IS AGAINST ME!!!!

I CAN’T POSSIBLY BE WRONG SO IT MUST EVERYBODY ELSE WHO IS GANGING UP ON ME BECAUSE OF GROUPTHINK MENTALITY!!!!!

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

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by thehavenot on Sep 19, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never understood this. Of course I shit where I eat—I also sleep in my apartment. By the same token, I’m not going to shit in my pots and pans or my oven.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn’t it be “racist against arachnids”?

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

PHYLUMIST

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I realized right after I typed “speciesist” I probably had the wrong category, but I was too lazy to look it up. :(

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 19, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

As was I. Any accuracy is strictly coincidental.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually they share a phylum (Arthropoda), but differ in Class. Uh oh, that means it’s

CLASS WARFARE!

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by TheAntiBork on Sep 19, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he loves arachnids. The killer of insects.

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

love of spiders

So no. Not that loving one thing means you hate another somewhat related thing.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 19, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, hell. You’re right. I misread Woody’s original comment. That one’s on me.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES IT DOES

I UNPACKED IT THAT WAY

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean that everything was unpacked?

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody can make eye contact with Natto after his drunken rant about Italians.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 19, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by jhiat00 on Sep 19, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then I walk in, pocket protector in hand, asking if you lazy assholes have gotten a job yet. AND WHO IS DRINKING MY SWEET TEA? MY NAME IS ON THE JUG! AND QUIT PUTTING YOUR DAMN SOCKS IN MY BASS CLARINET!

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were you ever concerned why the socks you pulled out of the clarinet were crunchy?

by capn on Sep 19, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew I should’ve used smooth peanut butter on them.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I chose not to ask questions. I feared the answers.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That explains why you were wearing purple dishwashing gloves

by capn on Sep 19, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then I stand my double B-flat contrabass clarinet up next to yours and giggle myself silly. And wonder who put all that vodka in my cupboard.

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sign on the cupboard that says, “NIBLET’S VODKA” written in sharpie may be a giveaway.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I often feel like the "ridiculous party dorm room" gags about college living are overplayed

Then I remember “Hey, wait, that’s exactly what my college experience was like! Handles of JD and socks on the door and naked people passed out on the floor and day-old hamburgers for every meal! It’s not overstated at all!”

And then I think to myself “Gee, maybe that’s why you dropped out.”

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 19, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

My days at DeVry were nothing like this.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 19, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I graduated from Bovine University.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

We didn’t all go to Gudger College.

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U!

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pshhh. At least DeVry is an accredited university.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 19, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither were my days at BYU.

Except when I went to the football players’ parties. Then it was a lot like that.

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

/pulls up a chair

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Coolio begins to rap

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone.

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a man of the land
I’m into discipline

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got a bible in my hand

and a beard on my chin

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by scout6 on Sep 19, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This reminds me of one of the weirder awards speeches I've seen

Coolio randomly bringing up Weird Al parodying his song without permission.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.

by thehavenot on Sep 19, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

They tolerated that even among the football players?

by capn on Sep 19, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially among the football players.

The year Ty Detmer won the Heisman, the team totally lost to Hawaii because they were playing drunk. Nobody really minded. Because, you know, Heisman trophy.

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kids are kids everywhere. Stuff happens.

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kids are kids, but what good are the LDS if they can’t keep ’em from suiting up drunk?

by wcw on Sep 19, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone loves a winner!

At least they weren’t trading stuff for tats.

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have found myself to be sort of an LDS defender. All Judeo-Christian religions are full of wacky stuff, but dammit, the LDS is AMERICAN! It’s our wacky stuff, not Rome’s or the Middle East’s.

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The LDS are hardly the Unitarians.

by wcw on Sep 19, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unitarians are kind of wishy washy, though. I don’t think it’s a true religion unless it is somewhat dogmatic.

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, this is going to offend the hell out of someone. I am really sorry.

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if you are right, then it wouldn't really offend them would it?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Sep 19, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIVE FROM SMUGVILLE

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew coming into this that I’d get one of those replies. :)

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must have missed the original comment. I was fighting with a fellow poor person for the last box of MSG at Wal-Mart.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am defending religious folk!

/shatters your preconceptions

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figured I would oblige! :D

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife argues that my atheism makes me religious.

by wcw on Sep 19, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a school of thought that agrees with her.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I attend that school

by capn on Sep 19, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

A wrong school of thought

One defining characteristic of religion is a belief in supernatural beings. Another is some kind of organization. Atheism lacks these.

You could say atheism is a belief system or worldview, but a religion it is not.

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Counterpoint: Atheism was the state religion of the Soviet Union.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it?

I know that it was the state religion of Albania, but I thought that the Soviet Union was merely officially secular.

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by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wikipedia says yes… too lazy to do real research into the topic, but yes, the brutal suppression of all religion and the replacement of it with official atheism was the policy of the USSR.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just in general, and from my perspective Douglas Adams said it best… I think in Salmon of Doubt [I’m busy with other things and won’t go hunting for the exact quote but…..]

When it comes to the existence of God I am agnostic, there is just no way to know one way or the other… When it comes to the existence of the gods that we have created for ourselves (especially those in America [and there’s a llllooong old passage on that]) I am an atheist.

Hopefully that’s right, tough to correct things when it gets down to this little teeny window, and the screen keeps jumping!!!!

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this. I went looking for it, but found something rather different in this Douglas Adams interview:

AMERICAN ATHEISTS: Mr. Adams, you have been described as a "radical Atheist." Is this accurate?
DNA: Yes. I think I use the term radical rather loosely, just for emphasis. If you describe yourself as "Atheist," some people will say, "Don’t you mean ‘Agnostic’?" I have to reply that I really do mean Atheist. I really do not believe that there is a god – in fact I am convinced that there is not a god (a subtle difference). I see not a shred of evidence to suggest that there is one. It’s easier to say that I am a radical Atheist, just to signal that I really mean it, have thought about it a great deal, and that it’s an opinion I hold seriously.

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by TheAntiBork on Sep 19, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It all comes back to the faith element. Ya have to look out on to nature and come away convinced that, yes, there’s something grand about it all, grander than what we can measure and record. Personally, I like to believe that there is. But more in a ‘Why can’t nature itself be God?’ instead of any specific deity (particularly one that looks like an old, unkempt human).

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That, in a nutshell is “pantheism” …again…depending on semantics

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always liked the George Carlin idea of just worshiping the sun.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

My cat belongs to that cult!

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

or joe pesci

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Sep 19, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I recall the Egyptians did a cool thing in the Temple of Ra where their offering was simply fresh water spilled onto an altar within the temple bathed a dagger of desert sunlight from a small distant aperture in the ceiling.

I love rituals like that.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ODIN
LOL SATURN
LOL BRAHMA

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am pretty sure there are atheism organizations.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I suppose

But most atheists have never joined one or been to any of their meetings. If I told you I was Catholic but had never been in a Catholic church you’d think I was a little daft.

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really. Catholic churches are full of people who never attend.

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by Ott on Sep 19, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol yes

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That place is so crowded, no one goes there anymore.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just because someone calls it a religion doesn’t make it so.

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by troymccluresf on Sep 19, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it’s a belief system that relies on faith and purports to explain the nature of reality, it is religious in nature. In atheism’s case, the faith is a faith in the ultimate reality of the Natural Universe.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

relies on faith

What now?

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by troymccluresf on Sep 19, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bishop Berkeley on line 2.

by wcw on Sep 19, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

But this is still not religion

It manifests as preventing people from going to any church, not forcing them to attend a certain one.

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife’s argument, as I understand it, is that my atheism — the belief that, because the evidence points that way that there is no god — takes the abstract form of a church as surely as Dick Nixon’s purported Quakerism.

by wcw on Sep 19, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Religion != going to a church. People were forced to at least publicly profess atheism.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think religion does require going to church

At least some of the time. It is a public, social institution.

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

And in the Soviet Union, that public, social institution was the government.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi, I’m Bob, and I’m an Atheist.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi. It’s cool if I drink here, right?

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by bgunn on Sep 19, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Without having any examples, or even doing any research for that matter, I’m going to guarantee that yes, people were forced to go to meetings and profess their support for the official state philosophy.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

There’s still no supernatural aspect, which I regard as defining. But even if we posit that Soviet Communism was some kind of religion with atheism as one of its tenets, it’s still not the case that any current atheists are adherents to said “religion.”

I would say that those very few atheists who join the organizations and proselytize and such are at least relious-ish.

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suspect we simply disagree on definitions. And that I’m being needlessly argumentative.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

there are a slew of definitions pertaining to atheism: strong, weak, rebel, positive, blah blah blah.

For some Buddhists are considered atheist, it’s one of those semantic battles you just can’t win.

On the surface the atheism= a + theism: without a belief in God or gods seems simple but it goes way beyond that.

http://commonsenseatheism.com/?p=6487

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, once the Germans invaded, Stalin officially made up with the Russian Orthodox church. You couldn’t be a member of the Communist Party if you were a churchgoer but if you didn’t have ambitions to be a mover or shaker, you could go to church without many problems. After all, Stalin recognized himself in the church: obey the big guy without question, don’t rock the boat etc etc.

by Comrade Conrad on Sep 19, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another is some kind of organization.

I never got the organization part of this. If we restrict “religion” to organized ones you’ll end up with Christianity, Iranian Shi’a, and Tibetan Buddhism. I think it’s a cover for anti-authority beliefs and gives a free reign to “hip” spirituality like Native American animism and Wicca and Reform Judaism.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wiccans, Reform Jews, and (I presume) animists all have some kind of meetings where they get together, right? That’s an organization. It doesn’t need to be a big centralized organization like the Roman Catholic Church; if five Wiccans get together to worship the Goddess or whatever it is they do, that’s a religious organization.

But it does need to be some kind of social grouping. One person’s worldview or belief system does not constitute a religion; it must be shared.

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, and if this is in fact what people mean when they mean organized religion, then I’m glad they’re thinking it through.

In practice though the phrase always ends up talking about the Christian Church, and not even which one. Some generic Christian church like the one in the Simpsons.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey now

They’re not generic!!! They’re Presbylutherans!!!

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a non-religious person, I don’t know what to make of that.

All I am saying is that I get kind of annoyed when Christian folks attack Mitt Romney for not being a real Christian. Mormonism is America’s religion, for any faults it has.

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t necessarily mean he’s isn’t a fake Christian, of course.

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by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he could be a “fake mormon”, of course. I just don’t like it when Mormonism gets singled out as being especially weird.

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Being indigenous does make it special.

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by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The stories are no more or less weird than those of Jesus. The difference is that they happened a couple less than 200 years ago when we had a pretty good and accurate accounting of history. People can dismiss Jesus walking on water because it happened so long ago.

by capn on Sep 19, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did walk on water because he’s God and decided to. :D

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this where I get to posit that Mormons are not Christian?

I mean, the essential assertions about the nature of the divine, about Jesus, and the existence of the Book of Mormon, puts it in the same relation to Christianity, as Islam, if not further away.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It feels really distant from mainstream Christianity from me, but if they want to call themselves Christians, more power to them.

On the other hand, the Ahmadiyya are most certainly not Muslims. I’m not intellectually consistent about these matters.

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by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This seems like a pretty simple problem, to me

Mormons believe in the divinity of Jesus Christ. Mormons believe that Jesus is the son of God. Mormons believe in the atonement of Christ saving all of mankind from their sins.

Seems Christian to me.

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by thehavenot on Sep 19, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It depends on what you mean by divinity, son of, God, atonement, mankind, and sin. ;)

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Divinity – Jesus is the God of the Old Testament. Jesus is divine.

son of – he is the literal son of God (I hope you don’t assert that the trinity is the only Christian viewpoint on the nature of the godhead.)

God is God. The God of Abraham. The One who created all of us.

atonement – why do I need to clarify this?

mankind – people

sin – when we break God’s laws.

I’m not sure why you needed all of these semantics. :)

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by thehavenot on Sep 19, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I hope you don’t assert that the trinity is the only Christian viewpoint on the nature of the godhead.)

Ha ha! This is almost literally what every Mormon who has come to my door has said.

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by Ott on Sep 19, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am actually ignorant as to whether every other Christian thinks believes in the trinity

I used to think not. Then I realized that I don’t actually know for sure. I just assumed that was the case because of the fact that so many Christian sects disagree on so many things and because the trinity is a ridiculous concept.

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by thehavenot on Sep 19, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOA THERE

The triune nature of God is the key concept to beholding the divine. Otherwise it’s all just the stereotypical old guy in a chair thing quoted by Alex_Lewis.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

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by thehavenot on Sep 19, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It establishes the nature of God as relational and reveals the economy of divine love as the reason for existence. The Father is the Father because he has a Son. The Son is the Son because he has a Father. The Spirit is the exchange of self between the two, and since the self is the fullness of the single divine being, it itself is that being as well. In constant exchange and interchange, this perpetual self-giving and openness to receiving fulfills the perfection of God and is the source of the nonerotic, that is, non-wanting, love that undergirds the action of existence.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see how a non-trinity view can't come to the same conclusion

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by thehavenot on Sep 19, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It probably can, but since I’ve never not been non-trinitarian, I’ve never studied how.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, fair enough

Sorry to call your belief in the trinity ridiculous. That was kind of rude.

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by thehavenot on Sep 19, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially since many of the things I believe are, admittedly, kind of ridiculous.

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by thehavenot on Sep 19, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

To put it simply, they have to be at least co-equal, if not mutually identifiable.

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by waelwulf on Sep 19, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funnily enough, it is one of the main things that the three main branches do agree on. They disagree over how exactly it works (Roman Catholic vs. Eastern Orthodox is an interesting debate), but the Trinity was well established by the first few ecumenical councils, which all three branches accept. There are branches of Protestantism which veer very much into the “In all the world there is not one true Christian but me and thee, and I’m not too sure about thee” kind of isolationism, but overall the Trinity is pretty standard theology for the big groups.

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by Ott on Sep 19, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry. I was educated by Jesuists. Semantics and casuistry are my life. I didn’t realize you were LDS.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

'Tis okay :)

I didn’t realize you were Christian until up-thread.

I don’t usually have a beef with people over religion unless they try to tell me that I’m not Christian.

(Not saying I have a beef with you).

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by thehavenot on Sep 19, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I try to hide because it riles people up. I pretend I’m a swingin queen.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool

Gay Christians strike a chord with me because so many of their brothers and sisters have open hostility to them.

If I ever have the money, I want to do a documentary with a friend of mine about gay mormons.

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by thehavenot on Sep 19, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I’m not devoid of erotic desire. Especially when it comes to the pairs of freshly-scrubbed boys you all keep sending my way. oh lord.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying you are or should be devoid of desire

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by thehavenot on Sep 19, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, no. That would be me.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That depends on what sort of atheism it is, doesn’t it?

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by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine is quiet. It baffles me that there are atheists who proselytize.

Her argument is that merely by adopting the belief structure, I have a religion.

by wcw on Sep 19, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

My belief structure is science.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Science is what gets you to belief there is no god.

by wcw on Sep 19, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get why it has to be one or the other.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 19, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Einstein had it right, imo
“My position concerning God is that of an agnostic. I am convinced that a vivid consciousness of the primary importance of moral principles for the betterment and ennoblement of life does not need the idea of a law-giver, especially a law-giver who works on the basis of reward and punishment.”

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Einstein didn't like quantum mechanics

I am not sure I follow him past general relativity.

by wcw on Sep 19, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Einstein wuz wrong!

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude thought something like dark matter existed in the universe and then doubted himself before he shitcanned the idea.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh. I didn’t realize that about dark matter.

Dude was definitely brilliant, but the whole “God doesn’t play dice” was pretty darn wrong.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s some sort of famous misquote, but I don’t remember the specifics of how it is incorrect.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looks basically like the oft-quoted quip.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I don’t like is on one side there are those who think that science has somehow disproven a God exists. On the other side there are those who can’t even confront the fact that dinosaurs exists.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 19, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do people say that?

I don’t think I’ve heard people say that science has proved God does not exist. If so, they’re incorrect, because it’s not falsifiable. Certainly we can say that some of the events depicted in religious texts did not occur as described. (Methusaleh did not live to be 1000, the world is not 5740 years old, etc.) But that certainly does not disprove the existence of any supernatural entity.

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

not falsifiable

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by wcw on Sep 19, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

So does that put the science folks at agnostic then?

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by jhiat00 on Sep 19, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The scientific position is agnosticism

IMO at least. As I said earlier, science can clearly reject many of the stories told in the various religious texts, but since there’s no way to prove the non-existence of some sort of supernatural being, you could have a belief that there are no gods, and there are various arguments that people have cooked up to support that belief, but ultimately it is not a testable hypothesis.

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prove that my invisible pink unicorn either does… or does not… exist…

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

TL2’s snugglebear says it does!

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, because your invisible pink unicorn has touched and moved millions of lives across the centuries.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must have a vision of God vastly different from atheist’s assumption of my vision of God.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It baffles me that there are atheists who proselytize.

Religion is why gay people can’t get married and why the Twin Towers were brought down, among many many many many other things.

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by troymccluresf on Sep 19, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

eeek. We’re taking this a bit far. It might be my fault.

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve ruined everything.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blamed Rome earlier. That had to endear you a little, right?

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roman Americans?

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amici's!

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LEAVE ME ALONE

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shakes head sadly

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not mad. Just disappointed.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
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by jhiat00 on Sep 19, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unpack!

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is all of this ‘unpack’ jibber jabber?

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by jhiat00 on Sep 19, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

search for “schmohog”

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always knew you hated italians.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 19, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know you were a Japanese dish.

by City Girl on Sep 19, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y’all might want to step out of the champagne room soon.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put the Giants at greater than 5% chance of the playoffs and we’ll talk.

by wcw on Sep 19, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this what we’d call sex in the champagne room?

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, though,

On behalf of the Roman Catholic Church of which I am a member, I ask your forgiveness for all the things we have done.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly...

I liked you more when you spoke in Latin and had all the cool incense.

Nothing personal, of course.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone does. Oh don’t get anyone started on the Tridentine Mass and the V2 liturgy and the imminent change to the English Missal. omg.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Took the ‘spirit’ right outta the ceremony. No one was playing Sudoku pre-V2!!!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard it was to get people to participate more. LOLOLOLOL.

But what can I say? It’s really nice in Africa and the Philippines. It’s just the white people who’ve stopped caring. It must be “progress”.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL – Participation. Yeah, FAIL.

I don’t think the shrinking numbers of Roman Catholics and the growing numbers of Evangelicals is necessarily just a coincidence.

RCs eliminated the pomp and spirit of their ceremonies and if you’ve ever been to a Born-Again Evangelical service….it’s got all that and then some.

Turns out ‘vanilla’ might not have been the way to energize the church.

While we’re in this sex room, please pour me another goblet of champers, kind sir.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really think there’s a socioeconomic element to this. Marx was an astute observer (insert: communism is great in theory) and you have to admit the wealthier and more leisurely a nation the less religious it grows. Except America. But then I’ve become convinced American religion is actually politics. Open a conservative’s bible and you’ll find the Constitution with all but the Second Amendment deleted from the Bill of Rights.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And science is why we have the nuclear bomb

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.

by thehavenot on Sep 19, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like to think of all the reasons and excuses human beings have given for inflicting harm upon one another and wondered how it would be if we eliminated all of it from our culture. I came up with the likelihood we’d make new things to be cruel about. Because cruelty and violence is our inheritance from the rest of the social primates. Only the bonobos buck the trend.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the other hand, I suppose you could try.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

fictionally speaking

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, the most essential element of violence is testosterone. In a world of women, all you’d get is infinite webs of simmering resentments.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

O hai there Cersei

(kidding)

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOVE IS A POISON DURRR
OMG THE VALONQAR

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Religion didn’t lead to the Crusades or any other religious-themed violence.

People led to those things.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.

by thehavenot on Sep 19, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, I’ve forgotten what was so bad about the Crusades as compared to other wars of the era.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing really

Aside from Christians acting decidedly un-Christian.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.

by thehavenot on Sep 19, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s basically it, I guess. It’s not the violence, it’s the hypocrisy.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

800 years later...

It directly led to Kevin Costner in Robin Hood with the theme song by Bryan Adams.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 19, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should have seen the latest BBC miniseries. Woohoo! The first season they were still trying. The second they stopped trying altogether.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some are, some aren't

The one truth to have when you’re having more than one.

by NearestNorwich on Sep 20, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is my understanding that Cal is scheduling a football game against BYU next year; but only if they show up drunk.

MARAUDING MORMONS!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

CRUSADING CHRISTIANS!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

PARADING PAGANS

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOBBLING WICCANS

by wcw on Sep 19, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ENRAGED EPISCOPALIANS

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Sep 19, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZIPPING ZORASTRIANS!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHAKING SHAKERS!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUNDERING DEISTS

by wcw on Sep 19, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn me for being a Lutheran then.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Sep 19, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if you deride the Mormons as cultists.

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t deride anyone who has a set of core beliefs.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Sep 19, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then we’re cool.

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very interesting. I will find it a lot easier to root for BYU from now on. Thanks.

by capn on Sep 19, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Temper that with the times they kick minority kids off the team when they get white girls pregnant.

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The most recent one was the basketball team, to be fair (not the football team this time around).

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

did you finish there, or did you transfer? You are not the most ardent BYU alum I’ve ever encountered.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 years – two degrees.

I had some issues with the day to day running of the place (and it’s worse now), but the education was a good one.

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

You’d think they’d have a combined program for your sort!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

How often do they ask you for money?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 19, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

All.The.Time.

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t get her pregnant. They just slept together and he’s beein reinstated on the team.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 19, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

as if that makes it all better

Giants baseball: Together We're Crippled

by TheAntiBork on Sep 19, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

So are there documented cases of white players sleeping with girls and not getting punished?

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.

by thehavenot on Sep 19, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone recently wrote an article on this somewhere on the interwebs. It’s obviously hard to quantify, since honor code violations and actions are not typically discussed publicly. But what is known would seem to indicate an uneven application. I’d be happy to see that proven wrong, but with confidentiality issues, we’d likely never be certain.

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

So how come we know about this guy?

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.

by thehavenot on Sep 19, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure it’s because people wondered why one of the star players was no longer on the team. I don’t remember all the details, but he seems to have confirmed what people suspected. I dunno for sure.

This is illustrative, if not definitive:
http://deadspin.com/5791461/the-truth-about-race-religion-and-the-honor-code-at-byu

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mormon athletes can turn to bishops and church leaders from their own homogeneous communities — people who look like them and might even be related to them — to “repent” and avoid official punishment. Black athletes, who are typically non-Mormon, rarely have this option.

I think this is the problem, more than anything. I’m not saying the church doesn’t have occasional problems with racism. But in this day and age, the church is not institutionally racist I believe.

People like this author are very willing to find racism. But that’s a very large charge with very little to back it up.

Also, all of the evidence comes from obviously bitter former athletes.

I’m not saying that all of that article is B.S. I can believe, for instance, that the honor code wasn’t emphasized in recruiting trips. But to say they are deceived is silly.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.

by thehavenot on Sep 19, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The co-author may have a good background from which to look at the issue – he is an African American who was an adjunct professor at BYU for a number of years. He was a golden boy (until he wrote a book that was not well received by the university about race issues in the church).

At any rate, it’s a thought-provoking issue.

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is a thought provoking issue

I agree with that. I am also interested in this book.

I’ve never gone to BYU, nor do I ever plan to. I am well-versed in the church and its culture. There are things that annoy the ever-living crap out of me, so I’m hardly a Molly Mormon.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.

by thehavenot on Sep 19, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. And of course, one must take care to separate the actions of individuals from what the institution itself (be it BYU or the church) stands for.

Although my 7 years spent at BYU were a while ago, at the time the school was probably a good 25 years behind on gender issues; race issues were even further behind. It will take some time to catch up, and some concerted efforts.

But that’s just my opinion. I’m not to terribly worked up about it.

Now go save your kid from any more balut!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

“too” – dammit, I typed “too.”

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wanted to eat it!

He even said it tasted good. What a child.

As for being behind the times, that has to do with the culture of the church. Mormons pride themselves with being against what is trending in the “world”

There are times when I’m pretty darn close to the big No-No of criticizing church leaders. Some blots on the church are the priesthood ban for blacks, the public stand against the Equal Rights Amendment, and the public backing of Prop 8.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.

by thehavenot on Sep 19, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap the BYU football team is year after year some of the worst partiers in the nation

Just gets swept under the rug

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Sep 19, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dad lived next to some football players at Utah State. He tells very vague stories about their parties (which he makes clear to me he did not attend).

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not attend football parties in college, either. Why would I? We threw better parties.

by wcw on Sep 19, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

My college did not have a football team

by capn on Sep 19, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you went to every party they ever had.

by wcw on Sep 19, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not figure it out until the Fall of my senior year

by capn on Sep 19, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

My only accomplishment in college was throwing three or four of the most awesome parties ever held by the UC Riverside student body. Mind you, the bar was not all that high…. But still.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throwing an awesome party is a satisfying accomplishment. But the cleanup can be a bear.

by wcw on Sep 19, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what makes eviction parties so much fun.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Only been to one, but it was awesome.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

An eviction party is where I found out that broom handles and cheesy-poofs have the same diameter.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ASSCANNON

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t even take full credit for the insult. I heard it from a British flatmate I had in Taiwan.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not even sure what to make of this.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oy. I attended a few parties at UCR (presumably not yours). That’s where I first made Skittlebrau.

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by troymccluresf on Sep 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that awesome does not necessarily mean good in the most definite sense. They were swirling maelstroms. Awesome in the way that a supernova is awesome.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Epic bungle on the first sentence.

They were big, impressive parties; not necessarily good parties.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is as hard to throw a really good party that is very large as it is one that is very small.

by wcw on Sep 19, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harder I’d say. The massive parties tend to get crashed by undesirables. We had a rumble, once, when a group of dudes attempted to steal our keg. Another when booting out some frat guys. One time a dude showed up with a gun…. Etc, etc.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re just two guys, and we’re having a good time.

by wcw on Sep 19, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

having a good time

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by troymccluresf on Sep 19, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you went to the parties in question sometime between 2004-2007….

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh UCR…You should see the place now

Feed the Panda some bamboo

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Sep 19, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s got some sort of bowling alley now, doesn’t it?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it now? I haven’t seen it. We have a new engineering building and a new track, but the student body has gotten a little more apathetic each year

Feed the Panda some bamboo

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Sep 19, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only problem with Riverside is that it’s awful, sprawling, devoid of culture, and is surrounded on all sides by either desert or San Bernadino.

I really think that people would hate it far less if the University weren’t so distinctly in the middle of nowhere. It’s like a fifteen minute drive to anything vaguely fun.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was SO happy when my friends graduated, so I never had to go back there.

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by troymccluresf on Sep 19, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t bothered to go back.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unlikely; my friends were there 2000-2005. If you did theater, we mighta crossed paths, though; that’s what all my friends did.

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by troymccluresf on Sep 19, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure you didn’t dream it?

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no football in UC Santa Cruz.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I NEVER SAW ANYBODY NEKKID
WHY DOES NO ONE INCLUDE ME IN THE ORGIES

oh that’s right i’m not just gay i’m a snob

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

/looks up from Price is Right.

“Huh?”

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to study!

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Haha, dude totally made a bad bid on that Barcalounger! One dollar under, bro!”

/burbling sound

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pass that over here. Twilight Zone is about to start.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greensville.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 19, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

So known of us missed much?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Sep 19, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

having woken up with Sharpie on my face before, I can endorse this as a real phenom.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is pretty accurate

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 19, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

somebody should stop spilling bong water everywhere

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 19, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, i’m sure someone has mentioned this before, but Sandoval’s OPS+ this year is even higher than his 09 season. Makes me sad…

Feed the Panda some bamboo

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Sep 19, 2011 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, Panda4Prez!!!

Feed the Panda some bamboo

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Sep 19, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

By rWAR he would be looking at a 9-win season if he had been healthy all year.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we should get Jose Reyes

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 19, 2011 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t believe you

by capn on Sep 19, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCH AMAZING CLEAVAGE

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what are your thoughts on JoJo Reyes

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by DFARowand on Sep 19, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Close enough!

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 19, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reyes sucks.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 19, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well this one is new

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 19, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

chasm btw

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 19, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suspected

Was just a twist on the normal Reyes-themed debates.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he stays healthy though

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Sep 19, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 19, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breaking News: Reyes breaks wrist trying to sign contract with the Giants.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Sep 19, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then he wouldnt be able to complete the signing of the contract right?!

Feed the Panda some bamboo

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Sep 19, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Switch hitter.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 19, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, ambidextrous handwriting?

Feed the Panda some bamboo

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Sep 19, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ambidextrous people would write really good ransom notes, because they could switch hands for each word and the police would never be able to trace who wrote it.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Hank, it could be that ambidextrous guy.”

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick!!! Write up the script!! Call the CSI people!!!!

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

They could probably recognize that fact.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was part of the plot of that zodiac movie.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 19, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reyes signs contract with Giants

Immediately trips over shoes laces and breaks his wrist.

extrabaggs
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by Badly Browned on Sep 19, 2011 2:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Actually

I read he hurt it putting the pen down, after signing it.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 19, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Headed to the Bottom of the Ninth in Boston

Orioles up 6-5.

Aviles, Mcdonald, Ellsbury coming up for the SAAAAWWWWXXX

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by DFARowand on Sep 19, 2011 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

thread situation is seriously out of control

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by son of ggf on Sep 19, 2011 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Darn.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yarn…

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants aren’t an organization that likes taking risks.

I’ve been saying this for years.

Well, I said it that one time, a few years ago.

Anyway, I think that statement captures the essence of the Giants’ front office better than any other I’ve seen. Every flow chart in the Giants’ front office (which they use for every decision) ends in one of two boxes; one that says “Too risky, don’t do it!” and the other says “Too risky not to do it!”

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 19, 2011 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SOX!

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by DFARowand on Sep 19, 2011 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I totally called it!

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep collapsing Red Sox

It really brings me joy

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by DFARowand on Sep 19, 2011 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Rays now 1.5 back...

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 19, 2011 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SAWX!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

suck it New England chowdah

Manhattan chowder FTW!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve only had the NE stuff.

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never hear the Sawks SBN site mentioned here. Anyone spend any time there? They must be sweating a bit.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 19, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's pretty boring the times I've read

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 19, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is very disappointing. Is that because they are all drunk and in bars without internet access?

by capn on Sep 19, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re all on hold waiting to scream their thoughts in 10-30 second soundbites in between commercials for auto body places, and pizza parlors on the newfangled wonder of AM radio!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

AL blogs (non-West division) are all boring.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like their baseball!

by kaliber on Sep 19, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

good for them

I wonder what BOS would do in the offseason if the Legion of Doom roster they built is not enough.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine the frozen head of Ted Williams will be a part of the solution

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Sep 19, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably more like Lackey’s head put on a pole to the entrance of Fenway

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 19, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

…add Zito.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 19, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rays sounds like Reyes

The Rays are good. Jose Reyes is good. Coincidence?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Devil Reyes!

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 19, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Rays!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Sep 19, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your poll link doesn’t go anywhere, Grant.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2011 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

GRANT'S POLL ISN'T ALLOWED TO GO ANYWHERE

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not until it brings those grades up, at least.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know it was possible to link to nothing like that.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Sep 19, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Pablo MF Sandoval,

Please do not fall into a Huffian pattern of every-other-year productivity.

Many thanks.

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Sep 19, 2011 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Last year doesn’t look so bad if we accept that as a floor year. Much better than a down year by Huff.

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Personally, I’d say it was a huge loss of confidence that killed him last year due to weight and personal problems.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sophomore slump

That’s what I’m going with

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

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by thehavenot on Sep 19, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Concur.

I think it will be a good while yet before we ever discover how large to him were the issues Pablo was working through last year. It’s not like I have any secret insight or knowledge; just a sense that it was awfully daunting.

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by owlcroft on Sep 19, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

what i want to see happen with the al wild card

Yankees play 3 against the rays this week. I would LOVE to see them just say “LOL FUCK YOU BOSTON” and justrhrow them all. That’s how I want bitter rivalries to work.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Sep 19, 2011 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodgers play Arizona this week.

Be careful what you wish for.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers have been lining up Kershaw to face the Giants every time they meet, but haven’t been doing the same against AZ.

so fuck the dodgers

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

AZ has faced Kershaw 3 times, SF 6 times.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

about to be 7 times, while AZ won’t see him again this year.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

Well, considering Lincecum is going tomorrow

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

but then the ice age would come and what’s the point of playing baseball?

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

your stupid Dodgers making us face Kershaw and the existence of Orlando Cabrera could cost us this division!!

/shakes fist at dodger fan

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

the ice age is coming

The sun’s zooming in

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Sep 19, 2011 5:04 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Meltdown expected..

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants and The Clash, they go good together.

by Omeihero on Sep 19, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another reference in this very thread.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 19, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WANT A RIOT OF MY OWN

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
To put tonight’s Lackey start in perspective, we waived him from my AL-only fantasy team 3 weeks ago. Nobody claimed him.

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by DFARowand on Sep 19, 2011 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

OTOH

The guy he’s going up against has a 9+ ERA. So, uhh.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 19, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the entire Orioles team has a 9 ERA

by capn on Sep 19, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I posted in the other thread

BAL: Matusz (1-7, 9.84 ERA)
BOS: Lackey (12-12, 6.19 ERA)

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen, this late in the season, a matchup of two pitchers with ERAs that high.

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least not in a game that counts

Giants baseball: Together We're Crippled

by TheAntiBork on Sep 19, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL JUNIOR CIRCUIT

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by son of ggf on Sep 19, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’d both be Cy Young winners in the NL.

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best division in baseball!

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought this said HOTO

I was about to ask you what %

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by jctGamer on Sep 19, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh the panic feels so good when it is happening to someone else.

by capn on Sep 19, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Bill’s pokemonz are totally relevant to tonight’s Lackey start.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should reply to him, saying “YOUR POKEMONS! STOP SHOWING THEM TO US”

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a sick bastard

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should

I haven’t been blocked by a media person in a while.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. I like you too much to do that.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I recently invited Sarah Silverman to crash on my couch when she locked herself out of her apartment. She ignored me. =(

On a positive note, I made local newsperson Pam Cook laugh by telling her a stupid joke about bike tires and deodorant.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try to remember the victories instead of the failures.

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we give them Jonathan Sanchez?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's who I'd seek out as a trading partner

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 19, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez and Hembree for Lowrie was the proposal last time this was brought up.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd offer that to start

Then if they pushed, I’d start tossing in Pegs and ToJo etc as necessary.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 19, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can have Thomas Neal

by capn on Sep 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can’t want that much for Lowrie, can they? He hasn’t really done much as a major leaguer.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the rest of the league views the Giants as a joke and, so, will ask for the moon from them and then move on when they don’t get what they want or get a better offer elsewhere (as the Giants are easily topped in most cases — TWSS).

by Every6thDay on Sep 19, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Sabean made good trades with Dick Littlefield and Ed Wade!

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave Littlefield, I mean. Dick Littlefield was the guy the Giants traded for Jackie Robinson.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did the Giants play a doubleheader at some point this year?

I can’t remember. I feel like we did, and that we lost both.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 19, 2011 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

no, that game was just really long

so it felt like one

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by jponry on Sep 19, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

As is so often the case

I couldn’t have been more wrong.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 19, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Cincinnati series felt like they lost two doubleheaders.

by Every6thDay on Sep 19, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like that was the beginning of the end.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 19, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the prodrome. The lesions were already showing, but it was still mild.

by capn on Sep 19, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking back now it was obvious that they were zombies. At the time it just looked like their eyes were a little red.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 19, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s why I kept on hearing them yell “brains….brains….” during the game

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 19, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, I was wrong, but almost right

by capn on Sep 19, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the day game. It was pretty odd to see them hammering the crap out of the ball. LOL DOUG DAVIS

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

From that day on Vogelsong was merely good rather than amazing.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

swept the doubleheader, they did.

but the final 2 games of that series were heartbreakers.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicago

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Sep 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: The Sky is Falling!!

Okay… UARS is falling.

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Sklyab-themed party at my place!

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we dock later tonight?

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mind your manners, sir. I’m a committed man now.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just because there’s already a shuttle doesn’t mean you can’t dock.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t think my snugglebear won’t hear about this.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cuddleferret!

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thomas Neal continues to be entertaining
TTdaddyNeal Thomas Neal
Had Harry Buffalo for lunch #SuperGood
4 minutes ago

by capn on Sep 19, 2011 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

dude needs to get out of the suburbs.

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not even sure I want to know what or who Harry Buffalo is

by capn on Sep 19, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like a pubbier version of Ted’s Montana Grille.

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Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-in-3,200 chance that UARS debris could hit a person, though NASA considers that scenario extremely remote.

That actually doesn’t sound that remote.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 19, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

EVEN MONEY NERBS!

I kid, I kid.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's like

The odds of having the winning seat at a minor league baseball game prize giveaway. Sure, it’s not a big chance, but would you really be surprised that it happened?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
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by GiantPain on Sep 19, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won a Randy Johnson bobblehead at a fall league game once.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 19, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I would.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you were at an A’s game, maybe. 1-3,200?

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that’s a 1 in 3200 chance for each of the 26 pieces they figure will be big enough to survive re-entry?

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least there are no toilet seats on a satellite.

by kaliber on Sep 19, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hadn't heard this
The Great America theme park is being sold for $70M to S.F. real estate firm JMA Ventures, which says that the move “will be a boon for the future relationship with the 49ers football stadium and end a lawsuit that the current owners filed against the team and the city.” Santa Clara Mayor Jamie Matthews said that the York family, which owns the team, “is investing in the purchase,” but he did not disclose the amount. Great America’s owner, Cedar Fair, did not support Santa Clara’s stadium-building measure.

http://www.contracostatimes.com/news/ci_18928013?source=rss

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by DFARowand on Sep 19, 2011 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

That's actually a huge deal

GA was the big hurdle..

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That place gets sold more than /some lame prostitute joke I’m not willing to put the time into.

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The naming rights to the A’s stadium?

by Hyoton on Sep 19, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOM

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is one way to go about it, but there is still the small matter of raising another $750MM

by capn on Sep 19, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

For 10 days/year. You’re gonna need a lot of tractor pulls to fill out that schedule.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 19, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

never understood how there’s any value to football only stadiums.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 19, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe if you put two teams in one

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by TheAntiBork on Sep 19, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

49ers are raping my childhood

Great America was awesome. Top Gun, the Vortex, Drop Zone, the Revolution…

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by Murray, Present on Sep 19, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went a couple years ago. It wasn't named Top Gun anymore!

I guess because it wasn’t “Paramount’s Great America” anymore

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 19, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, it’s Flight Deck now. The only things different are the name signage and the lack of audio clips from the movie.

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by mymclife on Sep 19, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chill, dude, they just want the parking lot.

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by TheAntiBork on Sep 19, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh

Having grown up in the South Bay, I’ve been to Great America a bunch of times. I don’t really associate it with anything special.

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by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could continue working my MSJ

or slack off…not sure what to do.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I am having that same internal dialogue now. I had promised myself that my 6 week slack period needed to end this week.

by capn on Sep 19, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FAT
If it does work, though, the Giants have filled a round organizational hole with an exceptionally round peg

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by scout6 on Sep 19, 2011 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I like classic Grant. his new stuff is lame, he’s such a sellout.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s so mainstream now.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 19, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

just like Green Day!

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like them

Though I am totally willing to admit that they are mainstream now

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 19, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Now?"

They always seemed like a punk version of the Monkees.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 19, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's pretty good

although I’d actually rather listen to the Monkees

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 19, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say Billy’s voice is roughly equivalent to Mickey’s.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 19, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, what is mainstream has evolved.

Back in the early nineties (around the Kerplunk era), they were loved by the East Bay punk community and snotty indie radio stations. Dookie came out with basically the same sound and brought the pop-punk genre to the mainstream.

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 19, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to like him better when he did “Waiting For Boof Bonser”

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 19, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

New favorite word: grandeloquence

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s so grand. And eloquent.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn't it grandiloquence?

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by jctGamer on Sep 19, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, shit. Now I hate the word.

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither grand NOR eloquent!

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the 400 pound iloquent in the room.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I admit I laughed at that one.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why we can't have nice things.

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by scout6 on Sep 19, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can still have Grandildoquence

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by jctGamer on Sep 19, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You attending any twilight release party this weekend?

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by scout6 on Sep 19, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking about it but I should spend time with the family

especially since I am playing Friday Night Magic already. I just found out that one of the guy I play with is on AN. lol.

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by jctGamer on Sep 19, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

riparian is my latest fave

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

San Francisco Geants!

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by jctGamer on Sep 19, 2011 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

reply fucking fail

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by jctGamer on Sep 19, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least THOSE guys aren’t losing.

by Hyoton on Sep 19, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

San Francisco Gents!

Feed the Panda some bamboo

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Sep 19, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet...

People are still calling for Pablo to move back to catcher, at least part time.

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by kdl on Sep 19, 2011 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I just want him to play

by capn on Sep 19, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

This doesn’t make much sense to me. Keep him where he’s best. Don’t tire those legs out squatting for a couple games a week.

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I’m saying. Grant’s post is just more evidence of why it shouldn’t.

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by kdl on Sep 19, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said that too, over —→ there in that other thread…
The boy’s not made of silly putty!

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

me three. Pablo needs to play 158 games a year

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rivera is going for the saves record right now

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by DFARowand on Sep 19, 2011 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I desperately want to care about this more than I do now which is not at all

by capn on Sep 19, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The greatest reliever ever probably should have this record

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by DFARowand on Sep 19, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK i care a little…

by capn on Sep 19, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty cool scene

Teammates all came out and congratulated him.

Then they all backed off and pushed him out to the mound to get a standing O from the crowd. And he took off his hat and tipped it to the crowd

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by DFARowand on Sep 19, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then he flew off into the sunset and used nothing but flatulence to skywright his thanks to family and teammates.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it's a requirement to around here to be snarky about anything Yankees related

But I thought it was pretty cool.

The save is a flawed stat no doubt, but if it takes Rivera setting that record to have moments like this to honor him I’m cool with it. It clearly meant a lot to him.

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by DFARowand on Sep 19, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I just get unpacked?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

like a boss

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by fjm on Sep 19, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate saves.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think saves are bunk too but Rivera pretty much deserves whatever accolade and record they want to throw at him

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 19, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s special. Also he doesn’t make me cringe like all his teammates.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

in this case, Rivera is clearly the best at what he does, saves being a flawed stat or not.

I find it incredibly funny that the biggest save of his career was the ’01 Series, Game 7, and he blew it.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I pointed that out to a bunch of Yankees fans who were talking trash about Hoffman a few years ago.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 19, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus Saves

You hate Jesus

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by jctGamer on Sep 19, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rivera does it! Happy for the guy

/ignores any ESPN network or website the rest of the day.

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by DFARowand on Sep 19, 2011 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Panama's Pride

Marvin Barrios, come on I'll show you your bedroom. Don't stay on the phone too long to Panama, please.

by foothillsfan on Sep 19, 2011 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

/bruce chen shakes his head sadly

by non sequitur on Sep 19, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/worst base running of all time.gif

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't give the Giants credit for moving Panda to third, Grant.

You must always make fun of the Giants personnel decisions.

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by 49er16 on Sep 19, 2011 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m referring to the part of the post about keeping Sandoval at catcher and then drafting Beckham instead of Posey. Doesn’t work with the timeline.

by QuakeFan on Sep 19, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but to know that Grant would have had to actually think about what he was writing.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURN!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you guys have done it. I’m not going to think at all now. Just to prove a point.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 19, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

does this mean post quality will improve?

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll never be able to tell.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 19, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chart by Beyond the Box Score
Below is a chart showing the Volatility of the top 20 starters in baseball this year sorted by their FIP. The vertical bar in the middle represents the pitchers’ seasonal FIP, while the length of the bars represent the pitcher’s FIP range in 68% of their starts.

It turns out that Matt Cain is consistent. Shocking, I know.

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by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

My, but Mr. Cain is a tidy one. Very nice.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol greinke

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. Poor guy.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The playoffs will be really interesting. I hope he does well.

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Justin Verlander punches Greinke in the mouth, walks away laughing

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd starter at best.

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by 49er16 on Sep 19, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haloladay

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Sep 19, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

salami vs salum

Cool post Grant but I just like saying “salami” more than “salumi” which sounds a bit pretentious and overly pseudo-italian, like people who pronounce “mozarella” as “mozarellllll” thinking they are more authentic when in fact they are just wrong and annoying. I wonder if Panda likes salami. There is a town in Greece called “Salamis” no relation. Here is an interesting note on the two words I found:

“Like Eskimos with “snow,” the Italians have many words to describe cured meats. As a matter of definition, salame is a cured sausage made from finely ground meat (usually pork); salami is the plural. Salumi is a category of cured meats that includes salami but also other products such as coppacolla and soppressata."

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by greekgiant on Sep 19, 2011 1:48 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Mortadella with nougat was a futurist food. It sounds disgusting.

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by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto hates all this Italian-related information.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 19, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Salumi is a category of cured meats that includes salami but also other products such as coppacolla and soppressata.

That’s what I was thinking of. Coppa and stuff on the plate. So it wouldn’t be a salami platter. There’d be coppa.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 19, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that certainly proved you weren’t just being pretentious and pseudo-italian.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Sep 19, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he was making Giants brass sound pretentious and pseudo-Italian. Wouldn’t have worked with “salami”.

(Don’t listen to those mean boys, Grant! You just keep writing.)

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by TheAntiBork on Sep 19, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Provolone is pronounced 'pro-vo-lonay', FWIW.

Nobody says it right in Amurrika.

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? Man, I been saying it wrong this whole time.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s how we pronounce it in downtown Smug.

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/firebombs your Trader Joe’s

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that's a Trader Joe's I could potentially stop at!

Pick a different one, pleeeease?

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

None of them are close to the city core, though. I almost never make it out to them for that reason—-all in the suburbs.

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well two thoughts about this: 1) If you’re driving 10 hours, a 30 minute detour is not really much. 2) I ended up stopping at one in Indy, since a 20 minute detour is less than a 30 minute detour.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That reminds me: SB is all on board with my Indiana road trip idea. GET READY, HOOSIERS!

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why Indiana? Is there some sort of Aerospace or Meterological-based attraction that you are looking forward to visiting?

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. I’ve never been, and I like flat land.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. At least there are people that you know in other states. Indy though?

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s always the healing waters of French Lick!

by Bar None on Sep 19, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I know anyone who currently lives there.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that’s my point!

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I offered to visit you this summer, and you waved me off, telling me there was nothing to be done in your neck of the woods.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s also true. It was also a really busy time for me, work-wise. :( I’m firmly committed to road-tripping to a ballpark if you want to. You can ever bring your SB if you so desire.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, are you going to be in Columbus tomorrow night perchance? Some friends and I are going to a bar to watch the Clippers vs. Omaha in the Triple-A National Championship—-join if you want!

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No sir. (Un)fortunately I’m back at Illinois. I really wish I could’ve stuck around in Columbus longer, but there was a send-off party for a post-doc in my lab, and I wanted to be there. But thanks for the invite, and if I’m in your neck of the woods any time during baseball season, I’ll try to make it to a Clippers game.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll talk to him about that at some point. I think he started researching baseball because of me.

/dreamy sigh

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The good ones do that.

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

TheNumberThree should be his screen name.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve already warned him to stay away from here.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re not good enough! /sobs

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s more that I don’t want him polluting all of you. He’s an MLP fan.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Oh goodness. I’m so sorry.

Really? You’re pulling my leg here, aren’t you?

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not big into it, but I am not lying.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

As in…. My Little Pony? If that’s the worry, I think you can rest easy; we are already saturated.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

And since when did My Little Pony have a renaissance?! Who let that happen?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That a person named Faust led the creative team tells me all that I need to know.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do not rest

Eternal vigilance is required

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by TheAntiBork on Sep 19, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

TheLetter2.0

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 19, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come and see South Dakota! I’ll take you to Wall Drug!

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by jhiat00 on Sep 19, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be another option. I remember really wanting to visit Mt. Rushmore when I was younger.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s Pawnee.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, wait, no, that’s fictional. You can still take a vacation to Muncie like Jerry.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

There really aren't any silent letters in Italian

If they put that “e” on the end of a word, they intend for you to say it.

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that about Italian.

And Spanish and German, for that matter. Spell word, pronounce word. And generally vice versa.

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by TheAntiBork on Sep 19, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Italian’s better about that than either German or Spanish, although consonant voicing has to be inferred from context and the letter c is all weird.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

G is a little squirrelly too, but at least they’re consistent once you learn the rule.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 19, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Things change depending on the region…

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND GRAZIE DOESN’T RHYME WITH NAZI

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

and it doesn't have to have tomatoes on it.

It’s just bread rubbed with garlic.

Also: I hate the word ‘chipolte’, or more precisely, that people think it’s a word.

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

that bothers me as well

worse because it’s usually used in reference to the restaurant.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who orders bruschetta anyway? It should be free, like chips.

by City Girl on Sep 19, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

They make a great one at L'ottavo on Sutter St.

Of course, everything they make is good. My favorite Italian Restaurant ever.

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is the tiramisu?

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by jhiat00 on Sep 19, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The tiramisu is good. Very coffe-y, and not overly sweet.

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

*coffee-y

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is exactly how I like it. Can you email me some?

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by jhiat00 on Sep 19, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish. I would email it to me too.

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is nothing at L'ottavo I wouldn't reccomend.

From the service, the price, the homemade pasta, location, ambience, the Osso Bucco…10/10.

TGWTWS of restaurants.

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noted.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’ve been there. Does it have an elevator really close to the front entrance? One you have to use in order to get to the bathroom?

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No elevator. It’s on the North side of Sutter, by Taylor, about a block toward Union Square from Fleur De Lys. Teensy place. Found it randomly to get out of the rain and it’s been a go to spot since 1996.

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The place I’m referring to was definitely not teensy.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I lived in Sac, I would routinely drive there for dinner. The 3 hours of driving was worth it.

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe this weekend.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s my birthday on Wednesday! Why not treat myself?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

An early Happy Birthday, then!

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll wait til Wednesday.

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have also added this to the dossier.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’ve been there. Do they have a chinese belly dancer there?

by City Girl on Sep 19, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

WUT?

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh it must be another touristy restaurant in the area. I’ll have to try L’Ottavo next time.

by City Girl on Sep 19, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, L'Ottavo is definitely a neighborhood place and not touristy. They've never even had a website.

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANTI ITALIAN BIAS

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to go there when Mrs. Disaster was stil la free agent and lived at Sutter/Leavenworth… it’s a real nice place. I would probably rather go to Sociale given a choice between the two, but then I’m a sucker for fried, cheese-stuffed mortadella.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHEREAS I HATE THE STUFF

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You had me at 'cheese-stuffed.'

Sociale is now at the top of my to-do list. Right after Incanto.

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, I went to a Leg of Beast dinner there… so, so good. Like, ‘holy shit, that is fucking good’ kind of good.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT'S why I want to go. And I am a fan of good offal dishes.

Plus, I like to go to Boccalone when I go to Giants games. Usually there, sometimes Molinari, but Boccalone is more more.

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only drawback about Chipotle is that they don’t give chips with their burritos…but the burritos are so much better (and cheaper) than the other chain-burrito places.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, being part of McDonald's isn't a drawback?

Noted.

/full bore on a Big-Mac

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not owned by McDonalds anymore...
Chipotle is one of the first chains of fast casual dining establishments. From 1998 to 2006, McDonald’s Corporation owned a majority interest in Chipotle, which it fully divested in 2006.

Also publicly traded under the symbol CMG

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool. I can go there again.

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which

is trading at $336.14 a share!

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t need anything else from there. Those burritos are massive.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 19, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

but sometime I like the crunch of chips with my burrito..

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burritos should come with chips!

by City Girl on Sep 19, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like to put my burrito ON my chips…nachos!

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

how much carb’s does a person need?! (for chrissakes—→appropriate for today)

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by son of ggf on Sep 19, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol, without the tortilla.

Thanks for lookin out though!

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Only"?

Aside from having to use Chioptle-away?

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

sorry lost me…

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

South Park episode. Hilarious, and true.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh

still don’t get it but I don’t really watch South Park.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

believe it or else

Goat Hill Pizza makes very nice bruschetta, whether or not they bother to write it on the menu that day. PS Don’t go tonight, it’s Monday.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about

Ka-nife?

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a restaurant called Salumi in Seattle

run by Mario Batali’s parents. It’s pretty awesome if you like cured meats.

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by Murray, Present on Sep 19, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda is NL player of the week.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 19, 2011 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

He was incredible this weekend.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Sep 19, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

his heart has been extra full of napalm of late

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Sep 19, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he gets a watch!

by City Girl on Sep 19, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so happy for Pablo!!!
In recognition of his National League Player of the Week Award, Pablo Sandoval will be awarded a watch courtesy of Game Time, the leader in licensed sports watches, available at MLB.com.

Seriously “Game Time”…. that’s pretty terrible He deserves at least a Tag Heuer, Cartier or Rolex

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by calgiants86 on Sep 19, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was really hoping for back-to-back cycles. This will have to do, I suppose

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Selfish Panda steals award from teammate
Other noteworthy performances last week included Sandoval’s Giants teammate, Carlos Beltran (.467, 3 HR, 6 RBI, 14 H, 7 R, .900 SLG);

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by DJ Tofu on Sep 19, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will say

After last year, I did not expect his defense to be as good as it is today. In fact, past me would laugh at present me if I told past me about Sandoval’s defense right now.

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"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 19, 2011 2:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Whoa...I go away to work

and a blog war regarding non-religion breaks out…does a discussion about non-religion constitute sex in the champagne room?

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Good seats still available at the Indians game today

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by DFARowand on Sep 19, 2011 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know about Cleveland, but it’s been pouring all day in Columbus.

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was listening to this game on the radio...

…Mariner’s announcer said “I’m going to let the sound of the crowd wash over you.”

I lol’d.

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a hecklers paradise

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Mike Fontenot gets 3 hits in the first game of the Reds series instead of an 0-5 with 5000 LOB, then Sabean doesn’t panic and get Orlando Cabrera the next day. This leads to the Giants having multiple more wins than they currently have.

I guess a Hobbit can’t do it all :(

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

and disappearing for the rest of the season.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 19, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

PSA for people with kids...

and people who like to act like kids

Muppet Central
Tuesday morning don’t miss the Sesame Street Muppets “take over” Good Morning America at 7 am eastern, 8 am central.

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

The Henson folks created Muppet lookalikes of Matt Lauer, Meredith Vieira, Ann Curry and Al Roker for Today a couple of years ago. The premise of the sketch was that the Muppet dopplegangers locked the actual anchors out of the studio and hosted the show themselves.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always knew they were a front for leftist revolutionaries

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by TheAntiBork on Sep 19, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved that episode.

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by kdl on Sep 19, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Doctor! I need a doctor! Is there a Gepetto in the house?!?!"

Yes, definitely a highlight from the final season, if not the series.

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by breadfan7 on Sep 19, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Found this

http://videogum.com/35341/the_muppets_insanity_take_over/tv/awkward-live-tv/

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the headline on that article.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

this winning streak is what happens when Beltran and Sandoval get hot at the same time.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Which, unfortunately, is a non-zero number of games.

by Monsanto on Sep 19, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

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by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Liar

You didn’t actually rec it.

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by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man...I go to lunch, and come back and find out I've missed the longest religion sub-thread in the history of religion.

Boo.

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What I’ve learned is that it’s apparently impossible to not be religious.

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by kdl on Sep 19, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least you learned something. I was left cold and alone.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELL I OFFERED

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not like that, wisecracker.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Isn’t it wiseacre? Was this humor? Is this the real life?)

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a racial slur against white people. Natto’s gotten to him, too.

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just making sure.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve never heard the phrase wisecracker.

We’re nothing but a collection of idiot savants around here.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joke’s still on you!

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see how. “Cracker” in this context refers not to a white person, but to one who cracks a joke.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. I see. /straightens glasses

Carry on.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m only half white. So the joke’s on you!

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

White enough.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the better half’s not white.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is it?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Off-white.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cantonese, to be specific.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does yellow and white make? Light yellow?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ivory!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s true. My horn has been sought after by many poachers. Thankfully, I’ve been able to run away so they can’t catch me.

But yeah, I just look white except to those who are adept at spotting such things. Which are usually other halflings.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I go to school among Asians. Periannath are easy to find.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the Bay it’s not hard to do. I think there were 3-4 others in my high school class of 55. Move away from the west and it becomes rarer.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

High school class of 55? Where was this?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crystal Springs

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU CAN BE MY CRYSTAL SPRINGS
BLUE GREEN COLORS FLASHING

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So...is that your new religion?

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so.

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by kdl on Sep 19, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball is my religion . . .

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine too. It gives me something to believe in.

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does that mean the money you spend on tickets and parking is tax deductible?

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget our time spent on message boards.

by City Girl on Sep 19, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget to tithe at least 10% of the garlic fries…

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

no Giants game today?

damn you, Larry Baer

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by son of ggf on Sep 19, 2011 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I see lots of champagne in the sex room today.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

It's a discussion about non-religion...

does that count?

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really. the “grandiloquence” issue got straightened out pretty quickly.

Oh, you mean the religion thing.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s referring to the Muppets appearing on GMA

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, yeah. That hocked me off, too.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 19, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty badass from Romo
AdamSchefter Adam Schefter
RT @espnnfl: Tony Romo has cracked rib, punctured lung es.pn/qK7llP

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by DFARowand on Sep 19, 2011 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I was impressed with that.

Surprised the 49ers just sat back in coverage…

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

romophobics better recognize

i am so high

by Larry Bamar on Sep 19, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s why it was a dumb thing for him to play. We can call him “gritty” and “clutch” all we want, but ten, twenty years from now, Romo’s going to be feeling the results of that performance.

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by doubleteapot on Sep 19, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other than head, neck, and back injuries

I think it should be completely up to players what injuries they want to play with if it’s possible for them to play

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by DFARowand on Sep 19, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m assuming his season (or a large majority of that season) is done…if not, I see a lot of blitzing in the future.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

He’s probably going to play on Sunday

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by DFARowand on Sep 19, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure he is

but I doubt he is going to be playing for long…especially with that bad Dallas O-line

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

flak jacket for the win.

I broke a rib once… I was back playing soccer in 14 days.
How that translates who knows… I didn’t have any lung issues, I was older than Romo, and in worse shape I also however have Kaiser, so I’m going to assume he’ll get better medical care.

The worst was the first 3-4 days when it hurt to do anything. Laugh, breath, cough, take care of uh… bodily functions… yeah, no fun. Mine happened over spring break so I just stayed home and vegged for a week.

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their bye week is week 5
It would make sense to rest him weeks 3-5 but … ya know…

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, you did not face the prospect of getting hit and landed on by 300+ lb linemen.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, I’m just saying those things heal up pretty quickly IF you go about it the right way, which pro athletes don’t tend to do… better to miss 2 weeks now and return after the bye week than to play this Sunday, get leveled and be out for the entire season… but what do I know?

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I broke a couple of ribs which punctured my lung. Spent a week in the hospital and then had a minor procedure (chest tube) to pump up the deflated lung.

No biggie, though I was only 16 going on 17.

I did stop smoking cigarettes at that time.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and still shredded the Niners secondary.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you gonna sue?

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you exchange insurance information?

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, my cart hit his GF/wife’s at the end of the aisle. I was like know who you are…Go Beavers! He thought that was funny.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Sep 19, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Restraining order!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s go Pittsburgh, clap clap clap-clap-clap

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: LOL Senators

The Ottawa Senators are choosing their goal song for next season through a Facebook poll, which is open to anyone who likes their page. Two of the choices are Nickelback and Britney Spears. Leafs fans found out. Nickelback is now leading the poll.

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by mymclife on Sep 19, 2011 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s hilarious.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. This is simliar to when everyone

Rick Roll’ed the Mets. Awesome.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Sep 19, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to ask you if you were going to white and teal tomorrow and then I remembered… duh.

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoy the fact that Nickelback has been determined to be worse than Britney Spears.

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by kdl on Sep 19, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

And with similar levels of personal grooming.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get all those nickel things confused…isn’t there a Nickelcreek or a CreekyNichol or some such too?

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nickelcreek is better than Nickleback

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by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nickelodeon is better than both

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like iCarly.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Sep 19, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Nickelcreek wishes they had a different name

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by DFARowand on Sep 19, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Nickel Creek (two words)

and they disbanded about 4 years ago, so they probably don’t worry too much about the name.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Sep 19, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Thile fronts the Punch Brothers, Sara is on her own and guests on a lot of other discs, and Sean does Fiction Family with Jon Foreman.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

I had no idea you were into any of these people!

We saw the Punch Bros. when they were at GAMH a few months back. I still miss Nickel Creek though.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved their first album and bought the next one and the next one. I still follow Theeley (sic) on Twitter even though his intricate bluegrass-jazz-classical fusion evokes more aesthetic admiration than emotional enjoyment in me these days.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re kind of boring, we really like the classical-type “Lighthouse’s Tale” kind of stuff more than the edgy stuff. But it does make for a fun show, I must admit.

I think they’re going to the bluegrass festival again. MARK YOUR CALENDAR TO FLEE FOR SAFETY

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I like HSB. I’d go except Old Crow is on “hiatus”.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Joe Nichols.

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by kdl on Sep 19, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until I figured that out, I was confused. I always figured they were just insignificant, not Britney-level bad and inappropriate.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 19, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which song is it?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
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by doubleteapot on Sep 19, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The choices are:
Howling for You – Black Keys
Seven Nation Army – White Stripes
The Whip – Locksley
Til The World Ends – Britney Spears
Burn it to the Ground – Nickelback

I personally find the symbolism of Til The World Ends hilarious (every time the Senators score, the world is ending), but the inclusion of Nickelback is amusing.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Sep 19, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 'Yotes already use Howling for You

and it works great for them.

I hope the Sens don’t rip them off

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 19, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know none of these songs…. maybe if I heard them I’d recognize them.

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the song they did on the Simpsons?
/runs off to youtube

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, they did Hardest Button to Button on the Simpsons. Seven Nation Army is the song that every college marching band plays.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Sep 19, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm, well, not having much exposure to college marching bands these days [read ever] (that and being LoLd) must be why I’ve never heard it.

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a hard one to avoid. I believe the main riff from the song is banned in many music stores too. Did you listen to the song and still not recognize it?

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 19, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I went to youtube and it didn’t mean a thing to me. Then again I managed to avoid both the Macarena and that Achy breaky thing when they were popular, granted I could recognize the tune … but I’ve never heard either song all the way through.

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m kind of devastated to hear Seven Nation Army is now overused. I use that song as the Day of Days song in my Band of Brothers fan mix.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, wow, I’ve heard this tune hella times.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. That’s what that song is?!

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nickelback is Canadian.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Sep 19, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I have no fucking clue who Locksley is. But after listening to the first minute of the song, it’s fairly obvious why they chose it – there is a sing-along part like Chelsea Dagger by the Fratellis, which is Chicago’s goal song. Teams are starting to go with those type of songs due to the psychological damage done by Chelsea Dagger on Vancouver’s Roberto Luongo and the Canucks as a whole (which is hilarious).

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Sep 19, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be

Although I feel like the evolution is no goal song —> jock jams/anthem songs —> the year after Gary Glitter got convicted of pedophilia when all the teams switched their songs —> screw that rock n roll pt 2 is an awesome song —> LOL Canucks are haunted by Chelsea Dagger, let’s try to copy that

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Sep 19, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

So Canada has given us both Rush and Nickelback? I’m not sure Neil Young, Arcade Fire, and Leonard Cohen are sufficient to compensate for that.

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure […]

You should be.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 19, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

Arcade Fire… isn’t that the band composed of Terrence and Philip?

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

I guess that sounds familiar about Loverboy. Didn’t know about Triumph.

HAHAHA:

[Drummer Gil] Moore once described Triumph as a cross between Emerson, Lake & Palmer and The Who.

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

back in my younger days I thought Triumph kind of rocked and even had couple of their “cassettes.” Gotta love a band with lyrics like these:

Allied Forces in every nation
Allied Forces gonna take control
Allied Forces of my generations
Allied Forces of rock ‘n’ roll

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 19, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even worse

Rush, Nickelback, and Bryan Adams.

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by EliminateMe on Sep 19, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blue Rodeo.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 19, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Avril Lavigne.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Sep 19, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rush!

Nothing says hockey anthem like “The Temples of Syrinx”

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 19, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE ARE THE PRIESTS

/cue religion subthread part II

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit where is that LOLCAT

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Epic FAIL

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

guesses for tomorrow's LOLINEUP?

CF Torres
2B Keppinger
3B Panda
RF Beltran
1B Pill
C Sanchez
SS Cabrera
LF Belt
P Timmy

This is what I would like to see… being reasonable and knowing that Bochy is going to put Cabrera out there no matter how much we kick and scream. I’m worried about two things:
1) will panda even be able to play? he didn’t start against Pomeranz the lefty… please let him be ok to face kershaw otherwise we will get De Rosa at 3B
2) Belt PLEASE! This is the part I am most uncertain of from a Bork perspective. Belt hits lefties better than righties. though bork doesn’t know this. and with kershaw, we need as much pop potential in the lineup as possible since the prospect of getting a bunch of hits in a row seems kinda slim. Though the rational part of my brain tells me that it will be Christian in left field over belt which will make me sad.
3) also, i think sanchez didn’t enough in the last start to be able to catch timmy again and we’ll need all the offense possible.

by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Sep 19, 2011 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Sickels reviews the "Moneyball" draft. My counterpoint...Matt Cain.

A’s Giants
Swisher Matt Cain
Blanton Frederick D. Lewis
Teahen Correia
John Baker Jesse English
Ziegler Clay Hensley
J.R. Towles Ishi
Papelbon Hinshaw
                                               Matt Palmer

Did the Straw Hats win?

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFail.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

How bout this: (players of note)

A’s
Nick Swisher
Joe Blanton
Mark Teahen
John Baker
Brad Ziegler (not signed)
J.R. Towles (not signed)
Jonathan Papelbon (not signed)

Giants
Matt Cain
Frederick D. Lewis
Kevin Correia
Jesse English
Clay Hensley
Travis Ishikawa
Alex Hinshaw
Matt Palmer

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, you missed the most (in)famous one

Jeremy “Badge®” Brown, He Who Does Not Sell Jeans.

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by Murray, Present on Sep 19, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying to just show who made MLB.

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeremy Brown

Did play in the majors, albeit briefly. 11 PAs in 2006. Probably a September callup?

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

U R rite! My bad.

He had 10 PA’s apparently, then retired inexplicably. Weird. Drugs? Does he know Ackley?

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back injury, I believe.

Jose Flores: Well, at least he tried hard.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that. He also tried hard.

by free f.p. #14 on Sep 19, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Personal reasons he did not disclose” seems to be the reason in the Chronicle story.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

It was pretty mysterious. “Not that good, unlikely to be a major league regular” possibly mixed with “has a family to support”?

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

His last season in AAA, he hit .276/.364/.469

His minor league line total was .268/.370/.439.

I’ll go to my grave believing that Jeremy Brown was good enough to be a major league catcher. At least based on what he actually accomplished.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 19, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no reason that he shouldn’t have at least been a back-up catcher at the major league level.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was 27 and repeating AAA after spending three seasons in AA. Then again, Eli Whiteside.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 19, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was good when he was younger too, though

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 19, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also that line is better than anything Whiteside has ever put up.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was just third on the depth chart at the time, too.

The A’s wanted him back – left the door open. He just never walked back through.

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've had this argument with people before

But Billy Beane was right about Brown. Go look at his stat lines in the minors – he was very good. Brown chose to leave the game rather than stick it out. He could have been an all right major league player if he didn’t choose to retire. The fact that Beane saw that in a play no one else wanted was a good accomplishment.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 19, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

Positively Whitesideian.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's close

Collectively, I’m guessing the A’s guys provided more overall value, even though Matt Cain is the best player out of all of them. (Swisher is almost as good as Cain, and nobody on the Giants list comes close to matching Blanton.

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain on the A's

If the A’s would have drafted Matt Cain he would have been traded already for every younger prospects in Billy Beane’s ever increasing desire to fill out a team made up of 21 yr old players and a few bets.

It’s like Logan’s Run over there

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 19, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

F-Lew > Joe Blanton !

Srsly though…I thought Beane’s strategy was to exploit market valuation so he could sign guys, thus he was looking at college guys with more of a statistical history, and he took Swisher AND Blanton before Cain was drafted. He whiffed twice.

Obviously, they were good (better?) talent evaluators considering Teahen, Ziegler, and Papelbon have been better thab any of the Giants but MATT CAIN.

Also: I didn’t add Ortmeier to this list.

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, the A's whiffed on MANY more First and Supp picks.

Ben Fritz?
Steve Obenchain?
John McCurdy?

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course

the best guy on the A’s list is the one everyone in the world wanted to draft.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evidently not

He dropped to like 15th. Admittedly, it was considered a surprise that he dropped that far.

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

not for

lack of strawhats.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda my point.

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY I GOT YOUR POINT

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did the Giants get for Lewis from Toronto again? $50K, a bag of balls, and a fungo? or was it more money than that?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 19, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC

$75k

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by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone have the mlb.tv?

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by son of ggf on Sep 19, 2011 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Premium

Yup…

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by calgiants86 on Sep 19, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

why is it so cheap?

$14.99/yr
I paid more just for audio (19.99)

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by son of ggf on Sep 19, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

End of the season sale-a-bration?

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah this is probably why…. I bought the yearly subscription at the beginning of the season.. live out of market (DC) and I work abroad often so its very very worth it for me….

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by calgiants86 on Sep 19, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

you only get it for the rest of the 2011 season.

so your paying for a little over a month vs. 6 months at the beginning of the year

by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Sep 19, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello. What are we talking about today? All I saw was something about naked boys in a dorm room.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Religion.

And correctly pronouncing Italian food words.

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like everything I love all tied in a pretty rope.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

kink.com!

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I wonder what really goes on there beyond Church and Duboce. I’ve only been in the Castro twice in my life and didn’t feel good.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. I’ve been in the Castro more than you have?

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, I have too.

Also: probably been to Folsom St. Fair more than jim too.

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t feel welcome there.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

Too big a fashion-show? Or too many older folk?

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by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m chubby and a Christian. That’s like, two strikes in the eyes of the gay community.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are lots of christian churches in the castro with large gay congregations.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 19, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe so, but I keep being scared of running into Troymcclure and have to apologize for all the evil in the world.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most Holy Redeemer?

It’s a nice church but I feel weird in really wealthy congregations, and that seems to be one.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went looking for MHR one time and got completely lost.

Maybe I should count the times I used to go to Eros for anonymous sex for the fat and ugly like me.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's weird

although I suppose if you’ve been to Castro like twice I can understand.

You should give it a go, it’s pretty welcoming all around although maybe too much of a journey for you every Sunday (especially in the morning).

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I’m just projecting my innate hostility. I just have never liked other gays or the gay “culture” as it were. Or at least the one featured in the Castro. I joke about Kink.com but that’s mostly for the shock/ew value to the straights here, or what I like to imagine is the shock value.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand that

I think the bar scene is kinda depressing, gay or straight, and that seems to be a lot of what is left in the Castro for the under-50 crowd.

Anyway, MHR seemed pretty welcoming and has some interesting outreach ministry type things. Not particularly ethnically diverse, and as I say economically of the upper strata. But in this diocese, there’s not a lot too choose from IMO.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

I can tell you one way to never get hit on there: wear your Giants hat/jersey after a game. I felt like a leper.

Hockey jerseys seem to go over better.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that’s just WRONG. MORALLY WRONG.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

whatevs

Mind this was before TGWTWS so there weren’t a ton of Giants hats to be seen on a regular day, even.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ran into my first true bandwagoner last week! Stopped a guy in the halls of Penn State’s chemistry building because he was wearing a Giants hat, and I asked him if he was from SF. Told him I was a Giants fan, and he said something to the effect of, “yeah, last year was the first time they’d won it in a while. 10 years, right?” facepalm

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIKE THE YANKEES!

It’s been so long ago!

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair

The Giants were in the Super Bowl like ten years ago.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

also to be fair, Tom Brady was in it

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serra High School: Best school ever for athletes? BLB and Brady are both alumni.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY PAYED THEIR ATHLETES

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow... shut up

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

PAID

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the Drowned God myself.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

R'hllor has a pretty high OPS

Northern and southron gods seem pretty weak, while everything the red priests do has been successful.

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by Murray, Present on Sep 19, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I expect a good amount of regression from R’hllor.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cymbals

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but I get the feeling the red priests don’t actually know what they’re tapping when they do their thing. The rise of fire-based magic is directly tied to the birth of Dany’s dragons.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Melisandre

Melisandre is getting tapped.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 19, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What? You can’t do that! She has summoning sickness!

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

But did the dragons cause the magic or vice versa?

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by Murray, Present on Sep 19, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm.

The dragons were brought to life by bloodmagic, but I think their life creates the fire magic. It’s a global phenomenon in that all fire-based magic systems become vastly more potent after the birth of the dragons.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vaffanculo!

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by calgiants86 on Sep 19, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

.......glad i didn't read up thread

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLackey

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by DFARowand on Sep 19, 2011 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLBOSTON

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should I stay or should I go now...
The Giants are still in it, ARE YOU?

This is to remind you that, as a Giants Season Ticketholder, you still have the opportunity to reserve your seats for the 2011 Postseason but you must act quickly. Payments must be received no later than THIS Wednesday, September 21st at 12:00 Noon PT.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 19, 2011 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

My Dad went to Hawaii instead.

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, $7K would go a long way to building an outbuilding here.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 19, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not gambling...

Zero. Even make 2% interest if you apply it to 2012 tickets.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 19, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

then yea i'd do it

don’t really see the downside if you’ve got the money

by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Sep 19, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL - Moving the Goalposts?

Wasn’t the deadline last Weds?

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deadlines are meant to be broken.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 19, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF THE LIFE DONT SEEM TA SUIT YA
HOW BOUT A CHANGE OF SCENE
FAR FROM THE LOUSY HEADLINES
AND THE DEADLINES IN BETWEEEEEEN

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another Douglas Adams quote

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m tempted to get season tickets if I have money, but then I think I’ll be behooved to go to every home game and sit in the same seat all the time.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Albert PuLOLs for lead-off and SS!
Take the proceeds from your sold-out 2011 season and drop the two-hundred-million or so on Albert Pujols. Then see if you can get Carlos ("I might sign with you if…’) Beltran for a moderate sum for a couple of years. Not easy, but maybe easier than if you didn’t have Pujols locked in.

link

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

and why not get Reyes and Fielder too while they’re at it and then trade Sanchez for Curtis Granderson too. And we’ll still have money leftover for the Rain Day Fund too.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 19, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Yankees would NEVER do that!

/pretends everything else is reasonable

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silly

If the Giants are going to sign big expensive free agent (and I’m not convinced that they should), then that had better be Jose Reyes.

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that will block Brett Pill!

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by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind Pujols for 200 million tbh

But I’d rather have Reyes.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 19, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna know...

have you ever seen the rain? Comin’ down, over Albert?

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by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT - YAY CHOOCH

2-1 Cards

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 19, 2011 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s so weird having finished a project after years and now having to find some other thing to occupy my mind.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

MORE WRITING!!

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This time, poetry.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

EFTSOONS THE ROSE DROPPETH LONGINGLY THE THORN

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know! I’ll dig up that old baseball novel and now write an ending where the San Francisco Giants win the World Series!

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop sucking Matusz

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by DFARowand on Sep 19, 2011 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Halladay, can you not?

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay! Only Ibanez can save us!

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

this is a laaaaaawwwng daaaaaay

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

/half-hearted chop

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fo real

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 19, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

and it’s only 5ish.
A long long day….

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’m going to hide this whole thread.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAIT THIS IS MY CHANCE TO GET BACK AT TROY FOR THE WHOLE SAN JOSE THING

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I do not miss that.
Night classes
P
U

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

My only real night class in college was the psychology course to fulfill the GED requirement. two hours wednesday night. We had a break halfway through and most of the class didn’t come back. Not to mention, our professor was a shrink moonlighting as a lecturer and really had no interest teaching anything other than the basic history of psychology and psychiatry and otherwise spent the night bringing up a topic and listening to us talk to each other about it.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a marriage and family class. Sociology. Summer session. One night a week for 4 hours a night.

I don’t remember anything from that class except that the instructor had been divorced twice.

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

We did have one really intense discussion. It was the day Columbine happened. I don’t remember exactly where it led but I do remember feeling very sorry for the shooters because I had always fantasized about doing something similar in high school.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, THIS

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

what a crappy day

is it over yet?

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by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Stanton is incredible

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

so who are we rooting for in this game? Phillies?

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

at least he got through an inning

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

cwyers Colin Wyers
The Red Sox ought to vote Matusz a playoff share.

Jose Flores: Well, at least he tried hard.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that. He also tried hard.

by free f.p. #14 on Sep 19, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did we ever give his share to Brooks Conrad?

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think someone should've mentioned his name at the parade

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s very overrated.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s just say I’m glad the 4th and 5th picks in 2008 weren’t switched.

by Hyoton on Sep 19, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Orioles weren’t going to pick Posey. They had Wieters.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Future-Hall-of-Famer-Matt Wieters to you.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

JOE MAUER BUT MORE POWER

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Matt Wieters

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

Mayor of Smug.

by rotorueter on Sep 19, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I realize that I haven't been paying attention for a few weeks.

But that link of UZR/DRS/OOZ gave me the biggest


OMG WTF !!!!!!!!!

moment for ages.

I was dumbfounded for about a minute there.

by dregarx on Sep 19, 2011 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

small plate molecular gastronomy?

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

TBLA sees this and sniffs

“MOST GIANTS FANS APPEAR TO BE ILLITERATE!”

LOL STUCK UP AND UNABLE TO APPRECIATE NETSPEAK

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too hipster for me…

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I noticed

does it seem like the game watch goes sooooo slow?

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 19, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's a cushion again

4 1 Marlins
do you think the Braves can keep sinking?

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 19, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just wondering the same thing. Then I realized as a Giants fan I knew they could…until the Giants are 1.5 back… then no more sink.

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m having a salad and something else … not sure what the something else is though.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're having pork chops and apple/raisin stuffing

I guess.

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spetsofai!

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You made that word up.

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

hot dogs

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by Murray, Present on Sep 19, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm. this is intriguing.

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by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

PREDICTABLE!

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GAY

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by Murray, Present on Sep 19, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just had some Hawaiian pulled pork, fried rice, and some lumpia

My son voluntarily ate some balut. My six year old son…

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.

by thehavenot on Sep 19, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

/calls Child Protective Services

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's good for you!

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.

by thehavenot on Sep 19, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

we went to Old Jerusalem

fun and tasty.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking Matsutz and the Orioles pen.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Anybody want to coach high school baseball? Highlands High…Twin Rivers Unified School District, McClellan – I’m guessing you wouldn’t have to worry about any spoiled rich kids being on the team.

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Where is that?

Not that I’m even remotely qualified

by TortureOpp on Sep 19, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure exactly…I’m guessing North Highlandsy area?
Here’s the link
http://www.edjoin.org/viewPosting.aspx?postingID=395461&countyID=34

If you go to EdJoin.org and type in “baseball coach” seems like quite a few showed up.
[sorry boneded, California only]

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is in North Highlands, Don Julio off of Elkhorn. Pretty shitty area, crappy school, terrible sports programs.

Among the reasons I left.

North Sac is no place for a Davis Boy.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

or any boy, really.
Once the military left, well okay it was never that great to begin with, but it got worse.

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by Merope on Sep 19, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never a more wretched hive of White Trash and Wannabe-Gangsta-Chic.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just moved away from that neighborhood.

My son went to the school across the street from Highlands.

I want to coach High School Ball, and had I known of the opportunity, I wouldn’t have moved to Alaska.

SHIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Cardinals

will go 3 back of ATL…thanks but no thanks Phillies.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

correction

2.5 back…Giants 3.5 back.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's do-able

I still think it’s going to take 8-1 to get in. Do that and they only need Braves to go .500 for the tie. 7-2 for the Giants, 6-3 for Cards, 3-5 for Atlanta and it’s a three-way tie!

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope there’s a 4-way tie between the Giants, Arizona, St. Louis, and Atlanta. That would be insane.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

hot

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Death Match

Four teams enter, two team leave

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 19, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am intrigued by this proposition.

Habst du eine rundschreiben?

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

In French . . .

. . . the verb is “tutoyer” (to use the second-person familiar to someone). Is there a corresponding verb in German?

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by owlcroft on Sep 19, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I’m thinking that the Giants and Arizona would play first in San Francisco, and then the loser would enter into a three way round robin thing with the winner advancing, unless, of course, each team wins one and loses one. Then I have no idea what would happen.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it’s a three way 1-1 tie, the Yankees automatically win.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I can’t believe I didn’t know that. I watch ESPN 24/7; I should be able to figure that out.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I forgot. It becomes the ABC system, where one team will get the unenviable choice of having to win two at home or one on the road.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why on earth would you ever pick the two-at-home?

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Managers like Bochy put a lot of stock in home cooking. I disagree, but many people do think that way.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it takes one multiplication to figure out that even a huge winning percentage difference (say .600 vs .400) still favors the one game at home. That doesn’t even require regression or some shit that we often mock them for!

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, your example is somewhat poor, considering that a .600 – .400 split yields a 36% chance of winning both at home and a 40% chance of winning one on the road. However, the split is normally much closer for the better teams, increasing their chance of just winning the road game.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that’s my point. Even with a hugely unreasonable home field advantage, it’s still a better idea to pick the one game.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I didn’t read your reply properly. Fair enough.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, I just reread it and miswrote "one game at home" when that should've been "one game on the road."

So this one’s on me too.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay! Friends forever!

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d crack open a beer for you, but you’re underage aren’t you?

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still can’t even vote

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I suppose I’ll just have to drink your beer as well.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, the sacrifices you make for me.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually I have one bottle of Virgil’s Root Beer that I picked up when I stopped in Smugville. You can have that if you’d like while I drink your beer.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if you open the door for me, TL2 might sneak in behind me and take your Mass Spectrometer (and I still don’t know what that is, but I don’t want to look it up…).

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It measures the mass to charge ratio of a molecule, which is one of the best diagnostic fingerprints of any given molecule.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got you mass to charge ratio right here!

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/grabs mass spec

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to join the Yankee collapse bandwagon

Is there one yet?

If the Yankees lose EVERY game they have remaining (all to Tampa and Boston), Tampa will guarantee at least a tie and the Red Sox would only need to win one more game against the Orioles after tonight’s to also catch the Yankees. Seriously, all it takes is an epic 10 game losing streak by the Yankees. Can you imagine the Yankee fans freaking out on missing the playoffs in the year Jeter got 3,000 and Rivera set the saves record?

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 19, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

This would be fun.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Texas Ranglers & Ron Washington FTW

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Sep 19, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ron Washington is not amused...

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 19, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Lando was hopped up on coke when Vader showed up?

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lando = Walter White…. Vader = Tuco

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 19, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He lives in a city floating in the clouds, for pete’s sake.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course by me commenting on the Braves

they threaten to go ahead in the 7th.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is the MATTER with you.

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by waelwulf on Sep 19, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whassa matter CalBear?

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a bum?

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rude.

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by waelwulf on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just asking.

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

StanfurdTree949

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 19, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think we need to stop talking about this shit

i’ve been trying to ignore it all day and it’s been working

by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Sep 19, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Webb

just walked in the tying run.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Four pitch walk, too!

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

the strikezone is awful.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t look awful on Gameday

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not great

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Gameday and Brooks really disagree about ball 4.

Still, you come in with the bases loaded and you’re down 3-0 on a hitter, if you don’t fucking throw the ball right in the middle of the zone, you basically get what you deserve.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that ball 3 was the “non-strike”..ball 4 was the borderline pitch.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we talking about the 4 pitch walk to Prado? Because that's this zone:

None of which is particularly close.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh...

…I guess not…

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, you’re acting like the zone is terribad, when there’s one call which was quasiborderline in both x and y dimensions.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MARLINS

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

The Marlins want to destroy the Giants.

It’s a C-O-N-spiracy.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Sep 19, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn that teal pond scum

ruining baseball with every action.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT RYAN WEBB WHAT THE FUCK

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not actually that angry, but the Giants don’t walk in the tying run with the bases loaded too often.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

There goes the season.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait...now?

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I should have started Lohse in Pokemanz...

sonovabench! I figured, Phillies in Philly…

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by bigboneded on Sep 19, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOA. Mind=blown. The Marlins just got their comeuppance for two terrible trades. Webb shits the bed (LOL Maybin) and then so does Infante (UgLOL).

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously Florida will stop at nothing to maximize Arizona’s schadenfreude.

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by waelwulf on Sep 19, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Odds that Kimbrel will screw it up again?

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Who the heck is

Eric O’Flaherty?

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hardly know herty!

by NeifiPerezz on Sep 19, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

If both the Braves and Cards win today, that means the Dbags lose tonight

Right?

I’ve got my hopes more pinned on winning the division than the wild card, anyway, since it’s only one team and the Giants have some control, playing them three games.

by TortureOpp on Sep 19, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Unpin your hopes, friend.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 19, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

SAYYY YOU LOVE ME AGAAAAAAINNNNN

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by waelwulf on Sep 19, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes Emilio!

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Waiting for Omar to completely screw the Giants...

GIDP time…

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow...

The Braves really don’t want this thing.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon Stanton!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 19, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 19, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought we agreed that you would cease and desist posting about this matter?

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have not been given the appropriate notice…

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

and no more...

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Send him back to New Orleans!

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you should go back to posting OT articles verbatim. When did you stop doing that? I feel that the Giants were winning more when you were doing that.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Productive out!

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by CalBear949 on Sep 19, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

God damnit LoMo

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 19, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid useless Marlins

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 19, 2011 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

In true Phightin’ form!

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leadoff double

Heading to the bathroom to puke myself again

by TortureOpp on Sep 19, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agent Moss sent the crush the souls of Giants fans

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 19, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably those moss ranchers. It’s a niche thing.

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by waelwulf on Sep 19, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I picture a man looking over a low-lying, swampy patch of land on a grey foggy day. He stoops to the ground, scoops up a handful of rich, loamy earth covered in verdant, fuzzy growth and mutters, “Damn. That’s good moss.”

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 19, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yesssss

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by waelwulf on Sep 19, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know the other Moss

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's up with Howard?

Why haven’t they used him in this game?

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still hungover

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLLINS!

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Rectum F.....

/gag /gag /barf

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 19, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t the Red Sox/Orioles game start at the same time as the Cardinals/Phillies game?

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

A lot more scoring and pitching changes in addition to the Sawx just being the Sawx.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, maybe I’ll watch this Radiohead concert. Maybe I can understand it this time.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve seen parts of this. It’s what the last album would have sounded if they didn’t decide to make it suck

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 19, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think i have issues with not understanding lyrics. i understand a lot of people don’t actually care what the lyrics are or if they can understand them. not just radio head’s, but any song’s.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. I thought that was just me!

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Arthur Rhodes?

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

On epic collapses

I was doing a little reading trying to figure out how rare it is to come back from, let’s say 4 games back with 9 left, and I came across this, which I suppose should bring a smile to the faces of those who, like me, were not around to witness it:

9. 1962 Los Angeles Dodgers
Eleven years after the Giants caught the Dodgers, it happened again. This time the Dodgers blew a four-game lead in the final seven games as they lost 10 of their final 13 and the last four games, then lost in a best-of-three playoffs when a burned-out bullpen blew a 4-2 lead after seven innings in the deciding game. Don Drysdale had won 25 games that season and was available, but manager Walter Alston tried to save him for a World Series Game 1 that never happened.

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

That 1962 team was really good

Even Jimmy Davenport was an All-Star that year.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cards win

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 19, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

clay hensley’s gameday picture looks like he just told me he banged my sister.

by NeifiPerezz on Sep 19, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

You bought a weather balloon with points!

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, not a single team I wanted to win today has won.

BOS, ATL, STL and AZ all won or will win. sigh. I suppose we’ll get ’em next year.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t Boston also lose?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’re winning 11-8

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

They lost earlier, though.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Troof.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd BOS game

Is only in the 6th. They are leading in that one 11-8, but they already lost once today.

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Facing the Orioles at Fenway, that’s about the most you could expect.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, good call. I didn’t notice that.

why do they say “by the loss column?” I always figured you should go by the win column, because say two teams are in a race, their records are 85-60 and 83-60… now, they are tied in the loss column, yes, but the leading team has won the two extra games they have played, thus, a higher winning percentage.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can always win more games. You can never take losses off the board.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t take wins off the board either.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nor field goals.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you’re up, wins are more important. When you’re back, losses are.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

why, though? if a team ahead of you has played and won 2 more games than you have, then you can’t count the GB as 1 game, because they’ve won the extra games played.

am I making sense?

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s better to be two wins back than two losses back, as losses behind are a more accurate representation of one’s deficit.

Games behind, as shown in the standings everywhere, is an idea of a slightly different ilk. I think we’re talking at cross purposes.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. I just choose to look at it by wins, because it’s harder to win those potential extra game or two than it is to lose them.

usually, the loss column makes me think we’re closer to a team than we really are, too.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're in this thing!

BTW, don’t search for “puppy in garbage”. Very sad :(

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 19, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Karstens imploding already

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 19, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

AND THAT WAS A SURPRISE?????!?!?!?!

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's up with Bear Grylls on the screen

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

AdBlock!

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I SHOULD REALLY BUY THAT DEODORANT

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unbelievable

Marlins allow the Braves to score just enough runs in the 7th to take the lead and eventually, with their awesome bullpen, win.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 19, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

meh. I’m resigned to the fact that the Giants will miss the playoffs by exactly the amount of games Cabrera has single-handedly blown with clankmitterey

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

as in, the Giants should be 0.5 games back of ATL right now in the win column

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

KARSTENS GOT OUT OF IT

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 19, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he did not. Are you watching the same game we are?

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

but he did just bang your sister

by NeifiPerezz on Sep 19, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was John Baker hitting. Calm down.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. I just ment fuck Jack McKeon, not the other part. LOL

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 19, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ok on board with that then

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

...what

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Infante HR

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 19, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

that took so long to load, my damn gameday widget

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's fitting

Since he had blown the game with the error in the 7th.

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY EFFFFFFFFFF

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 19, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY FUCK

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

woohoo

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by luved the stick on Sep 19, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

THERE’S MORE CELEBRATING HERE THAN THE MARLINS’ BLOG!!!1

YAAAAAAAAAAY

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

ahahaha

I looked at that yesterday. Poor bastards.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

"That one's on me."- Madison Bumgarner

by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuckkkkkk yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!

by bernardking on Sep 19, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

INFANTE THE SAVIOR

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I take it

The “infield single to 3rd” was a play that should have been made?

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a very tough call.

I didn’t see it, but mrs owlcroft did, and apparently even the Atlanta broadcasters conceded that the stadium’s football-oriented lighting was a real problem for baseball. As the old saying goes, you can’t catch what you can’t see. The feeling is that it was a tough play at best, and no real fault for not making it. It was scored an error, but not many people outside the Scorer’s immediate family are likely to agree.

Sidebar: why has Official Scoring suddenly (relatively) gotten so horrid the last year or two?

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by owlcroft on Sep 19, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Magic Inside

LOL Me

I’m a reverse jinx. Everyone take note.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 19, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

AND HIS NAME IS OMAR INFANTE!

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously, i would be pleased if the Giants signed Omar Infante to a two-deal deal

Put him at short until they see if Crawford is ready, then flop him around wherever needed.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

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by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 19, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean... it's ok, Arizona will most likely win

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Omar Infante, I love you bro, like, for real

by bernardking on Sep 19, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS THING THAT WE"RE IN, STILL IN IT!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 19, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

DID THAT JUST HAPPEN!!!!

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

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by Kestrel76 on Sep 19, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you Marlins!

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by kb2011sfg on Sep 19, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

“And that only moments after a groundball was lost in the lights”—Braves radio feed

How do you lose a groundball in the lights?

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Chipper was lying prone on the ground, heart racing. He had only one chance. The ball danced in front of him, bobbing and weaving through the green forest before him. He reached out, chest pounding, as the ball eclipsed the bright lights engulfing him, and the ball skipped away, off to claim its next Brooks Conrad.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

or this. definitely this.

Super Rodgers Bros.

#20

by cloudydays on Sep 19, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw in Uggla somehow, and I'll light the TL2 signal.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

A thick-necked monster leaned over him. “Are you all right?”, he asked. Larry froze. He wasn’t sure if the monster was going to eat him or hug him.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

bonifacio hit a high chopper

Super Rodgers Bros.

#20

by cloudydays on Sep 19, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Danke.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very high chopper bounce.

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by owlcroft on Sep 19, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift A

ATLOLANTA

RIP Bowtie: 2009 - 2011. Thanks for the World Series.

by jordanovich on Sep 19, 2011 6:59 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

What the fuck is going on in this world?

First Greece, now Atlanta?

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by kb2011sfg on Sep 19, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

The Greece thing you could see coming

The Atlanta thing? Well not saying anything, lets just keep our mouths shut.

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by Kestrel76 on Sep 19, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

good idea

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by kb2011sfg on Sep 19, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to thank Fredi Gonzalez

For running his relievers into the ground

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by DFARowand on Sep 19, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Dusty Baker is calling

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait was that off Kimbrell????

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by kb2011sfg on Sep 19, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

yep

after a 2-out error by Chipper Jones (though it might have been changed to a hit, but either way, bad play.)

it’s so delicious.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 19, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yessiree

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 19, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what happens when Kimbrel and Venters pitch 180 innings a year and climbing

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beautiful

This has the double win of Braves losing and jcb9’s fantasy team being hurt.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.

by thehavenot on Sep 19, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

3.5 BACK OF ATLANTA

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

who does St.Louis play the rest of the way?

by bernardking on Sep 19, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Mets, Cubs, and Astros....

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 19, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

jesus

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

those are the teams they couldn’t beat last year… and this year, too

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who knows, everyday is a new day

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and all of Arizona’s remaining games are at home.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 19, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

talk about a miracle

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 out in the win column from ATL! Cabrera has officially made his mark on our season.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

thought it was 3.5 but I could be well wrong

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 out in the loss column by I go by the win column because a game you haven’t played yet is a game you haven’t won yet, but at most could lose.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

so 3.5!

good. I’m so rarely correct when it comes to numbers.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i swear i thought it was 3.5

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should I start watching the West Wing or Breaking Bad?

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

BB

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 19, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breaking Bad is better.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one with the dad from Malcolm in the Middle.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guys its ok

We’re still not in this. Everyone go back to what you were doing. Keep ignoring it. We’re not in this.

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by Kestrel76 on Sep 19, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

That braves game was fucking PERFECT for my pokemonz.

Championship week

I have Infante: 2 hits/HR/2 RBI
I have Venters: hold
I have O’Flaherty: hold

He has Kimbrel: LOL

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by ramin on Sep 19, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

i had kimbrel... :(

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too. but I gave up my fantasy when the Giants fell apart in August

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i barely even checked my team, hahaha.

same thing!!!

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, last thing you want to do is think about more baseball.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have Kimbrel, but it was totally worth it. I don’t give a fuck about a 3rd place game.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm playing for 1st

and I couldn’t give less of a fuck either.

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by Kestrel76 on Sep 19, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah same

I’m in the championship game in both of my leagues…And I have Pedroia, Ellsbury and Scutaro…They have 13 hits in 2 games lolll.

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by ramin on Sep 19, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Such a relief to know that.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFUUUUUU

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by ramin on Sep 19, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soooo

This Woman’s Work – Maxwell. Poignant song.

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by Kestrel76 on Sep 19, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this going to be a new thing?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

I like it better than the ponies.

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like neither.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Sep 19, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tinkerbelt

have at it

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

TINKERPILL!

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 19, 2011 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

How are you doin?

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

solid

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 19, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

pumped for the premiers of Parks and Rec?

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 19, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Tom still working there?

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i heard he's starting a media conglomerate or something

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 19, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello Ms. Onry!

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.

by thehavenot on Sep 19, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your Grace

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by Murray, Present on Sep 19, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Khaleesi

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking Karstens about to walk Ian Kennedy

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 19, 2011 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 19, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we beat Kershaw tomorrow, I’ll really believe.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL you

Doesn’t know their history.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 19, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won't believe

Because we’ll clearly have gone down the rabbit hole to Imagination Land.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 19, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

while I appreciate the sarcasm,

you forget the Giants tagged Kershaw for 4ER in 5IP earlier this year.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great show on Netflix Streaming

Intelligence from 2006-2007
2 seasons, 25 episodes
Canadian drama set in Vancouver
Somewhat similar to The Wire but not as gritty or violent

Story revolves around how the Canadian Organized Crime Unit and members of Organized Crime work together to achieve common goals.

Solid 5 star rating
Thank me later

by bernardking on Sep 19, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Netflix has been telling me to watch it

Might have to look into it.

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by Kestrel76 on Sep 19, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gritty Bunk veteran gamer

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Sep 19, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Bunk

Strictly a Suit and Tie motherfucker.

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by Kestrel76 on Sep 19, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what they call a man who knows that much about clothes, right?

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 19, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK NETFLIX STREAMING

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by Murray, Present on Sep 19, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

similar to The Wire but not as gritty or violent

This translates to ‘just watch The Wire’.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 19, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely need to watch a highlight of this homer by Infante

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

yep. he got all of it.

by NeifiPerezz on Sep 19, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, look at that, kennedy is pitching a no hitter

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

You were saying,,,

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by Kestrel76 on Sep 19, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not anymore, he ain’t!

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by waelwulf on Sep 19, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the way, that Infante homer, incredible. Kimbrel just put that one right over the plate

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

yup

i was watching the ninth just cause… i dunno why really. and when he hit it, my jaw hit the floor. i couldn’t believe it. can’t imagine how the braves felt.

by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Sep 19, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kimbrel’s burned out

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

keithlaw keithlaw
Can’t prove it, but I think we might be. RT @therealmatolson: We seeing the affects of Fredi running Kimbrel/Venters into the ground?

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by DFARowand on Sep 19, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

without a doubt that's true. i just don't understand why they don't use Venters more

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh? He's pitched 84 innings this year.

Which is more than last year. And with a week to go.

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by kiririn on Sep 19, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

well fuck. use em all more

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's abused Venters just as bad

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by DFARowand on Sep 19, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh... well shit, they should probably... just have more depth in the bullpen

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know how Bork always goes to diff guys in the ’pen?

the Braves don’t do it like that.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy has the luxury of having more than two (or three, with O’Flaherty) good guys out of the bullpen.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course, but he still COULD solely use Affeldt, Romo, and Wilson every night.

that may be his only upside as a manager.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Bochy takes it to the other extreme, which can be just as bad.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

what, using shitty pitchers over good ones? I’m starting to believe that Romo really was compromised this season and that was part of the reason he didn’t pitch much

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, I’m coming to that same conclusion. At the same time, Santiago Casilla was the closer for most of a month.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t have a problem with it. Who else was going to close?

Casilla, while having BB issues- same as Wilson does, was throwing 98 again with a very low ERA (I know ERA for relievers isn’t a great stat, but it gives you an idea how good he’d been)

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ramon Ramirez, Javier Lopez, Jeremy Affeldt before he lost his common sense and tried to separate patties with a knife, and Romo after he came off the DL

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 19, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ramirez gives up runs left and right, Lopez is a LOOGY with terrible splits, Romo was on the DL.

One could make a case Afflak should have closed, but between Casilla and Afflak, I didn’t have a problem with it.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right and left.

His ERA, for what that may be worth, is 2.77; more revealing, his QoP is 2.94. Those are not the data of a pitcher “giving up runs right and left”. He is an outstanding reliever.

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by owlcroft on Sep 19, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, I meant recently. His year was going real well up until 3 weeks ago when he went through that terrible stretch- right around the time they had to settle on a closer.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Life is like that:

. . . little ups and downs. Yes, he did have a patch there; whether it had a cause (“tired arm”) or was just the chance concatenation of a few poor outings (something every pitcher has some of) is probably unknowable.

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by owlcroft on Sep 19, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best way I can describe that pitch is that it’s the pitch that Juan Uribe is thinking about every time he swings.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 19, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember that Dodger game last year?

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One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez pops his head up, slowly hides again

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Sep 19, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeezum crow.
JanieMcCAP
by JaymeeSireCSN

Agent Scott Boras says Carlos Beltran happy w/#Giants and could return in 2012. Boras, Beltran lunching Tuesday in L.A. to discuss future.

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by waelwulf on Sep 19, 2011 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

LOL, SHUT UP BORAS

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I don't trust shit Boras says

Mind you, I don’t disregard the possibility that Beltran could come back next year. But it sure as fuck isn’t cause Scott Boras said so.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 19, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it sounds a lot like something to make other buyers feel like they’re at a disadvantage.
Still, I like hearing it.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 19, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not going to say “Beltran is miserable and will be ecstatic to get out and find a team that scores runs.”

by Hyoton on Sep 19, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 19, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

What’s he schemin’?

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 19, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

using Giants to jack up contract money from other teams

typical Scott…I wonder if the Giants ever really had any interest in Manny Ramirez back when he was on the market.

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Sep 19, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neukom said the Giants having “significant reserves” and Baer has already stated that payroll will go up…

maybe they are realizing they’ll need 2 premium hitters

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can stop after . . .

. . . Scott Boras says; the rest is immaterial.

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by owlcroft on Sep 19, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The “Jeezum crow” was in response to just that.
Like, “Oh. Here we go.”

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by waelwulf on Sep 19, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

There’s a rule about known liars. You don’t discount what they say by some fraction, you don’t try to figure out which parts could be true, you don’t try to read between the lines — you just ignore what they say completely.

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can eat eggvocado at Zito’s place.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and roll in bags of money!!

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

[roll, roll, roll]
[crinkle, crinkle]
Zito: “Hey does your money ever hug you back?”
Beltran: [whimper]
Zito: “Hate is just frustrated love.”

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 19, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

/pulls guitar out of pocket
Zito: That reminds me of a song I wrote.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott Boras = Littlefinger

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by jponry on Sep 19, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I LOLed

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 19, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran lunching Tuesday with Jaymee Sire in L.A. to discuss future.

Get ’er done.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 19, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This man is the greatest agent because he puts his client’s good above everything else, including the immediate success or the long-term viability of a team.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

run 30yearcontract.exe

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 19, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWS... nevermind

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

was waiting for it lol

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by kb2011sfg on Sep 19, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was quite possibly the lamest home plate celebration ever

by BrianIsAwesome on Sep 19, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Stanton’s second HR must have been a 450-footer.

by non sequitur on Sep 19, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOf

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 19, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad Luebke’s thrown so many pitches.

by Hyoton on Sep 19, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

NEWSFLASH: THE NFC WEST BLOWS

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

the reason I don’t think we catch ATL is because they play PHI in the last series, and we all know if Philly has a chance to fuck us over and make sure we don’t get in, they will.

They don’t want to face SF pitching.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

And instead they’d rather let a divisional rival that’s probably a better team in?

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, in the playoffs, offense doesn’t really matter too much. it’s so SSS, that pitching and timely hitting win series.

so you want to avoid the better-pitching teams at all costs.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, in the playoffs, offense doesn’t really matter too much. it’s so SSS, that pitching and timely hitting win series.

so you want to avoid the better-pitching teams at all costs.

Do you have any shred of evidence whatsoever to support this assertion?

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

the best pitching teams win a short series almost every time.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't really have a stake in this argument

But that’s not evidence. That’s another assertion.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.

by thehavenot on Sep 19, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

giants fans should know this better than anyone. I’m not going to look up every playoff series in the last 20 years, but I can say that every team that advances is because they pitched better- or they wouldn’t have advanced. good pitching beats good hitting every time.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you believe this? You really don’t think that one team has managed to overcome its own crappy pitching by simply outslugging another team in the playoffs?

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

personally, no, I don’t think teams overcome crappy pitching by out-slugging another team.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

and even if they did, the odds of them doing that for 3 consecutive playoffs series are so slim that I’d bet on the pitching every time.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks for the links. I suppose I have the ‘good pitching beats good hitting’ extremist point of view.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Technically . . .

. . . there is an advantage to pitching over hitting, because the value of any one run depends on the “run environment”, which is the run scoring of the two opponents combined. But in practice, that advantage is very small, because run environments rarely differ by very much, especially with teams as typically similar as those that make post-season.

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by owlcroft on Sep 19, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

My main point was that it’s a bromide to say “good pitching always beats good hitting.”

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anything can happen in a short series.

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by Natto on Sep 19, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anything can happen when two folks share a cell, cuz.

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 19, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if this is true

The best pitchers don’t always pitch the best. The Cardinals won the World Series with Jeff Suppan as their ace.

by taliesin on Sep 19, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it’s not really true.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is actually proven.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I see. Carry on, then!

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say the Cardinals win it.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 19, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

PIRATES

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

then again

maybe they want to face us so they can prove theyre a better team this year. You know we were just the hot/lucky team last, not the better team….

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Sep 19, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’d be nice… after all, we were just lucky last year ;)

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by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

from SF gate

This was too funny.Sunday sept 18.

1961

Sept. 19: Joy in Mudville. The best story of 1961 took place Sunday at Candlestick. As part of Fan Appreciation Day, two Cadillacs were raffled off, with seat stubs as tickets, and the first number called was Box 2C, Seat 2, Section 5. No response. Another ticket was drawn, and out of one of the buck- and-a-half seats happily clambered a slightly lame Negro, the father of six children, named Wellington Parker. The holder of the first winning ticket, who wasn’t there to claim it, was Bobby Magowan, president of Safeway Stores. He had left in the seventh inning to avoid the traffic – which included the glittering Cadillac driven in a dreamy daze by Parker.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/09/15/PKJD1KQUDR.DTL#ixzz1YSJhHvls

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by luved the stick on Sep 19, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

This is somehow a metaphor for Magowan’s tenure as owner.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 19, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ludwick can't do anything right

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Grand slam and an inside the parker in the same inning. Wonder when the last time that happened.

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by speckops on Sep 19, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Lackey actually struck out three people in this game. I’m not sure how. Maybe Vladdy is on acid and thought he was Madison Bumgarner.

Meanwhile, Brian Matusz is making a tremendous case for the mercy rule.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 19, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Definitely a fan of Anthony Bourdain

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

are you also a Zimmer"man"

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 19, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's definitely got an interesting show. Love the travel channel tho

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

who’s the blue one, a Kree overlord?

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

very minor character on doctor who

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Sep 19, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Im old! I'm fat! I'm blue!"

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by owlcroft on Sep 19, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little known fact..

Varys is also the barber on the Enterprise

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 19, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

<3 Varys

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 19, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I adore you too. please don’t come back before cersei fucks up the realm completely.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 19, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

to go west, i must go east, etc

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 19, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So many of these discussions go over my head

I really must re-read this series. And read Dance with Dragons, too.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.

by thehavenot on Sep 19, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

I got to the part in ASOS today where we meet OMG DAARIO!!!!! and ugh, could George have made him sound any less appealing???

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 19, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

the description is really funny too
Prendahl na Ghezn was a thickset Ghiscari with a broad face and dark hair going grey; Sallor the Bald had a twisting scar across his pale Qartheen cheek; and Daario Naharis was flamboyant even for a Tyroshi. His beard was cut into three prongs and dyed blue, the same color as his eyes and the curly hair that fell to his collar. His pointed mustachios were painted gold. His clothes were all shades of yellow; a foam of Myrish lace the color of butter spilled from his collar and cuffs, his doublet was sewn with brass medallions in the shape of dandelions, and ornamental goldwork crawled up his high leather boots to his thighs. Gloves of soft yellow suede were tucked into a belt of gilded rings, and his fingernails were enameled blue.

Yeah, those first two guys, whatever OMG DAARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 19, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG HIS MUSTACHE IS GOLD. AAAAAAH.

WHYYYY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 19, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

douchiest of the bags

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 19, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of love imagining Daario. Specifically, imagining Barristan the Bold looking on as Dany gets all moon-eyed and then facepalming himself so hard that he topples over anime style.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 19, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The NFC West is hilarious

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 19, 2011 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

only hit by the Primates—by their pitcher

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Sep 19, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ian Kennedy definitely pitching like a CY young contender tonight

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s what it’s going to take for us to beat him. looks like Lincecum will face off against Kennedy on Sat if they align it so Cain starts Fri.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 19, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, the SD-COL game might end before the BAL-BOS one

despite starting an hour-and-a-half later.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 19, 2011 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

apparently the Pirates offense is the worst in baseball

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Score some runs PIrates

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 19, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Justin Upton.... wow

Proud adoptive father of the fastest guy in the Giants system, Jarrett Parker

One of the best moments in Giants history, 11/1/2010

by PiKAgiant on Sep 19, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

BNightengale Bob Nightengale
#mlb #Dbacks Justin Upton just homered while shattering his bat. Really.

by mlb22 on Sep 19, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Arizona wins 1-0. Pirates come so cose in the 9th.

by asongscout on Sep 19, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

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