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Every member of the NFL Ryan family looks like they are smuggling people under their shirts.
That is all.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Wilson has a nice rack in this photo.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
MATT CAIN!
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
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I HATE AMICI'S AND YOU CAN UNPACK THAT ALL YOU WANT!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 1:42 PM PDT reply actions
YOU RACIST!!
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 18, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
hankschulman Henry Schulman
If Gs get six HRs, would be first since 8/7/06 at AZ (Feliz 2, Durham, Schmidt, Alou and … Shea Hillenbrand).
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Fuck Shea Hillenbrand
that is all
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Pill kinda reminds me of Shea Hillenbrand. Hillenbrand with without the bottomless well of evil.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 18, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I do not remember Schmidt hitting a HR
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone else monitoring 4 different games?
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
I'm just on the two bay area ones.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
I got to listen to that yesterday. Unfortunately, it was right after lunch, and I was already stuffed. It was a little unpleasant.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Yes and it is difficult as hell.
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 18, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain consoled Fontenot in the dugout
Seriously, he is not from this planet.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 1:44 PM PDT reply actions
Craziest part is that he would do it even if he didn't have a huge lead.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Most humble guy in the universe.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
LOL KRUKOW!
What Cain really said was, “If you EVER do that again I will eviscerate you with Affeldt’s knife”.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
BRANDON!!!!!!!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
BRANDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
CRAWFORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
CRAWFORD!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
LOL CRAWFORD TOO
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
CRAWFISH!!!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 1:44 PM PDT reply actions
BEJEEZUZ!
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
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THE SHORTSTOP IN THE NORTH!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
then who is ramsay?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
wouldn't it make more sense for
owlcroft = roose
giantpain = ramsay?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
heh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
LUCAS DADA!!!!!
Wait did something happen in our game?
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
So creepy
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Sep 18, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
GiantPain didn't see that.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Who will score more runs/points today
The Giants or the Niners?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Your username would be an appropriate comment here.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
I can never watch another game again.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
HEY BOCHY! TAKE THAT WS RING AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS.
Motherfucking Cabrera getting ABs.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
There is no end to Cain's awesomeness
that was so cool him giving Font love after the error
The thong is, it happened.
Alright, homers for everyone today
Already homered: Fontenot, Cain, Panda, Belt, Crawford
Still need Torres, Beltran, Huff and Whiteside
Snakes are threatening.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
In general, snakes are non-confrontational animals.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Crawdad?!
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Sep 18, 2011 1:46 PM PDT reply actions
you need to stop calling people Roose Bolton
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 18, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Especially Michael Bolton
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 18, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
He was great in that Office something movie with Jennifer Aniston
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 18, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA,
RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN’S BREEZE.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
It's a TERRIFIC song
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
A PIRATE’S LIFE IS MEANT FOR ME
TRIM THE SAILS AND ROAM THE SEA
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Man, I'm dying for a new season
That Back to the Future game blew
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Seemed a bit lazy
And yes, very straightforward puzzles. But simply not up to the standard of the most recent MI
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Hey, I kind of like the Lord of the Dreadfort. In that omg he’s so evil kind of way.
I rhyme with freak.
i like his dark sense of humor
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I think part of what makes him so horrible is that if you think about the long-term ramifications of what he’s doing, there’s absolutely no viability for his House beyond his lifetime. So not only is he doing this now, but if everything goes the way he wants it to, he’s setting it up for absolute chaos in the future.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I think he has some, uh, plans for Ramsay. I’m not sure who he intends to succeed him (and obviously it’s not going to go as planned) – maybe whatever sons he can father on Walda Frey?
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 18, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps. I dunno, I really think he’s basically decided, “I’m gonna do whatever the fuck I want while I’m alive and fuck the future, I won’t be there for it.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I like your theory. That would explain why he was all friendly with Theon for a brief period and then went back to acting like Theon doesn’t exist.
Roose would be a nifty POV character.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I prefer not to know what he’s thinking.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Yeah, I do think part of the charm of the series is that for the most part, we aren’t really privy to what the puppetmasters (Varys, Littlefinger, Roose, Tywin, etc.) are thinking.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Yeah, I’d really love to know what makes Varys in particular tick. Most of the others you can figure out. But Varys is a real odd duck.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
FOR THE REALM
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
WHICH REALM
WHICH KING?!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I look on him as populist. He’s all about the small folk. His ideal, I believe, topples the monarchy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Roose doesn’t strike me as a puppet master. He’s just doing his thing.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I would be interested to know when he started deciding that he was going to turncloak. There are hints early on, before it becomes known about the Jeyne W thing.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
My thinking is that he was all about turning cloak from day one. If he throws in against Tywin, there’s still a good chance he loses even if things go perfectly. If he initially throws in against Tywin initially and then turns cloak, the Starks are totally screwed pretty much no matter what. That’s the safest bet. Plus the Boltons don’t even like the Starks.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
initially
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The Boltons are such dicks.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Ruin every party they go to.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Oh god fucking damnit I made eye contact with Ramsay and now he’s walking over. He’s totally going to talk to me about his creepy dogs. Ugh at least I’m not a chick.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 18, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
ROOSE WON’T STOP ASKING ME IF I LIKE LEECHES.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
oh my god is that an actual leech he’s got an actual leech on his neck that is so gross
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
dude he’s acting like nothing is wrong, do you think he just forgot it was there?
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 18, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
that guy with the gloves and the white hair who hangs out with ramsay is the weirdest though. and why is he always whispering weird rhymes to himself?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
LOL
the image of ramsay and reek hanging out at a kegger is hilarious. ramsay all creeping on women and trying to get theon to be his wingman.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 18, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he was playing the odds all along. The Starks had a pretty good shot at things before the Greyjoys entered the war; Roose probably just kept his options open along the way.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 18, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Playing the odds and then LOL OTHERS WHOOPS
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I want to punch Tyrion in the face
when he ignores Alliser Thorne with the hand.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
But,
He tells Theon that he knows in advance that any sons he has with Walda will be murdered by Ramsay. And seems cool with it.
The fact that he doesn’t care about that just supports my interpretation of his character. He doesn’t care if the Bolton house continues after he dies at all.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I wouldn't say he seems "cool with it"
His interactions with Ramsay imply that he’s using his insane bastard for all his dirty work, and doesn’t have any confidence in Ramsay succeeding him. I think he’s planning to dispose of Ramsay when he’s done with him, and just stringing him along with the idea of legitimacy so that Ramsay doesn’t do the same to him.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 18, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Wyman Manderly won't give them the chance
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 18, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
"And their words, Bran?"
“Would you like Freys with that?”
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Which I suppose is another reason he might not be concerned that Ramsay will kill his other kids. Still, I just never get the sense Roose is at all concerned with long-term Bolton viability.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I think he's absolutely invested in the stability of his house
But also realizes that he underestimated his neighbors’ willingness to hold a grudge, and overestimated the stability of the Lannisters. Without their support, House Bolton is fucked; Roose is quietly and calmly grasping for straws now.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 18, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno, he’s not an idiot, he had to know how loyal the rest of the North was to the Starks. I mean, they all pledged their loyalty to a 14 year old boy because they loved the Starks so goddamn much.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Yeah
But none of them want their houses wiped off the face of Westeros either, and everyone knows that that’s what happens to people who go against the Lannisters. With Lannister/Tyrell backing and control of the North’s resources during a long, brutal winter, House Bolton could definitely have come out as Lords Paramount of the North for at least a few generations.
He definitely underestimated Manderly & Glover, but I think if House Lannister hadn’t completely self-destructed Roose would be in a much stronger position.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 18, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps
I am looking forward to Roose in TWOW (i’m assuming he’s not dead yet)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
George likes to fuck with his readers in more visceral, intense ways; I don’t think he’d kill Roose or Ramsay off-screen.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 18, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m at the point where I basically assume that anyone killed off screen isn’t actually dead.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Except Quentyn, I guess he technically died off screen. But that guy is TOAST.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Off the interstate
Isn’t pretty much every freeway in the Bay Area officially an interstate, 880, 980.. etc.
Irrational Conor Gillaspie fanboy.
I don’t think 35 is a freeway at any point except for its concurrency with 280.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
ABOVE THE MENDOZA LINE
Rally Jerry!
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LOL SELFISH BELTRAN DIDNT CARE ABOUT CRAWFORDS HR!!!
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
If they keep this up
I am going to start expecting it.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
MATT CAIN!
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
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Matt Cain!!! Triple Crown and Cy Young Threat!!!!!!
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Strike zone lawls

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
There has also been some terrible pitching today.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
To go along with some terrible umping.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Also, what the hell is up with the red triangle way, way below the zone?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Haha
Yeah I just noticed that one too.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Wait, these are called pitches right?
They don’t include anything swung at, so WTF is that one inbetween 2.0 and 2.5 vertical?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Matt Cain can hit better than Cabrera
Fuck you Bochy
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
I missed the HR. Heard it on the radio. So did he hit is left handed while blindfolded?
but Cain can hit dingerz
by slackersphere17 on Sep 18, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
4 of them!
by calgiants86 on Sep 18, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
In one at bat!
by speckops on Sep 18, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Left Handed!
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Blindfolded!
by Merope on Sep 18, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Pretty close to it
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Cain has gotten the same amount of hits as he has given up
I think he’s square
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
You could drink 20 beers in two hours
Then watch an Eli Whiteside at-bat and be sober enough to perform brain surgery.
The dude just kills buzzes.
Coming to a breathalyzer soon near you.
Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster
by SituationalLefty on Sep 18, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Mets going to the bottom of the 9th.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I said this in game one
I think I understand why the Rockies season has gone to hell.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
They really maximized value on him
CLOLevland
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
I keep hearing Dave's iPhone "bell" sound alert on the radio feed
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 1:49 PM PDT reply actions
I hear it every broadcast, it's like he doesn't know there is a vibrate function.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
When's the last time we hit 7 HRs?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
hankschulman Last 7 HR game was here, 7/2/02 (Shinjo 2, Sanders 2, Minor 2, Bell). Yes, got to Tweet Garko, Hillenbrand, Shinjo today.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
SHINJO!
/lights the jctgamer signal
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
LOL MAN CHILD MINOR
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
If anything, this series serves as one hell of a confidence booster for the Giants offense.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
God Damn it
Manny Acosta, you asshole, end this shit.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Crap, Braves with 2 on one out in the 9th
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I love that Bud commerical with the one guitar chord.
I guess drinking swill will diminish a musicians skills.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
2 out in Atlanta, runners at the corners.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
That play should've been completed
Oh man…
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 18, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Easily play of the year
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 18, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
If anybody has a geology text question regarding the melting point of rocks
I think we found it.
Brian Wilson on Sliders: "I do throw them, but I would never eat a burger that small. That's just plain ridiculous."
by TheresTortureInside on Sep 18, 2011 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
Esmil Rogersic
Brian Wilson on Sliders: "I do throw them, but I would never eat a burger that small. That's just plain ridiculous."
by TheresTortureInside on Sep 18, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy crap
I need to wheel in a TV in my room so I can watch everything, I am running all over the house lol
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Mets Win!
METS WIN! METS WIN!
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
better yet...
ATLANTA LOSES
ATLANTA LOSES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
GO CRAZY, FOLKS
GO CRAZY!
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
LIBERAL USE OF CAPS
Go Friars!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 18, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Cool
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
METS
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
LIBERAL USE OF CAPS
WHERE?
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
LIBERAL USE OF CAPS
I wouldn’t be surprised. They’ve used him and Kimbrel very heavily this season
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 18, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, Boston may be in the throws of a pretty epic meltdown.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
throes?
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Game of Throes
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Started 0-6
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
time it was and what a time it was, it was
a time of innocence
a time of confidences
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
yeah
it would be pretty hilarious if the strawhats going BOSTON IS A BUST THEY WON’T MAKE THE PLAYOFFS turned out to be right.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 18, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Update from Az Snakepit
Holy crap!
Do the Giants really have 11 runs?!?!?!?
by Backin’the’Backs
IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!
And Cain also got a home run
by imstillhungry95
Good thing Bochy didn’t start playing the young guys earlier in the season!
by Husk
Good thing Bochy didn’t start playing the young guys earlier in the season!
EVEN THEY KNOW
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
If the Giants pull off a miracle
will he play Cabrera in the post season?
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
Unless someone ships some HGH to his front door.
Not sayin’, just sayin’
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 18, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
BEEN THERE BEFORE
plus would extend his silly streak.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Maybin got a hit and a steal, advancing to third on a throwing error, and scoring on a ground out
God Friar-ball is hilarious when it occurs to other teams.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Hey Uncle Bochy, can we stay in this Magical Place forever and play with the Rockies all the time?
-D
Giants gonna get to within 2 and choke…
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
So the Braves lost, eh?
the games lost because of Cabrera’s errors are now officially haunting us. we should be tied in the WC
<3 Kanani Madison
I still don't think we have any shot at the postseason
But then again I wear my pessimism like a suit of armor to protect myself from crushing disappointment.
Signed, every Giants fan before 2010
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Last Inning for Cain?
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
probably ought to be
when you have this many baserunners though 5, I hadly care how few pitches. take him out
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
Most likely.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Matt has probably had more hitting WAR than pitching WAR in this game
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
WAR doesn't work like that, which I'm sure you know
WPA is context-dependent, and his home run didn’t really add that much. I think we would have to look at RE24 for that.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
who do you think you are
GiantPain?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
This is funny. I always read El Person’s comments like he is the Toadie from A Christmas Story. The bully being GP.
No offense EP
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, why not? He was almost certainly below replacement level on the mound today but at the plate.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
yeah i don't get why it woudln't work that way
i’m sure he had more added to his offensive war than his pitching war
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
In terms of WPA, at least. WAR for single-game samples isn’t really a thing.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
I don't get what point you're trying to make
after each game, Cain’s WAR changes based on how he performed. I was saying that after this game, he’d probably add more oWAR than pWAR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
With vuvzelas attached to each engine.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
vuvuzelas*
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
LOL
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 18, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
sound like it no?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
omg Matt Cain, do you not know how to pitch with an 8 run lead or something?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
JUST GO MARRY BUMGARNER IF YOU LOVE HIM SO MUCH
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Sep 18, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
When has this ever happened to him?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
You fucker, You could have caught that
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 1:59 PM PDT reply actions
If he were Nate, yes
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 18, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
C'mon Cain
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 18, 2011 1:59 PM PDT reply actions
would be sad if Matt fail to get a W
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Pull him.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Beltran trying to get Cain taken out before he gets through five, so he won't get the win.
#selfishbeltran
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Getting kinda scary now.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Yeah, this game is far from over.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I have faith that if we can get a reliever in there who hasn’t been worked hard all afternoon, we can win this.
but fuck, you gotta take out Cain
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 18, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Bye Matt!
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
Yeah, not even close to being a done deal
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
NOOOOO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Wait
who are these guys playing for the Giants?
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
was anyone even warming up yet??
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Fucking Bochy, just tooling around in the drawer with all the sharp tools, wondering what is what
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 18, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Jon said Edlefsen was warming a few minutes ago
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay it's not his day... pull him
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 18, 2011 2:01 PM PDT reply actions
don't count the decision before it's hatched
Just yank his ass now please
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
That's what all the sycophants say
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 18, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy is trying to get Matt a decision
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
that’s an idiotic way to manage a baseball game
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 18, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
No, it's still idiotic.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
you severely underestimate what this field can do.
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 18, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
So you’re helping his stats out by perhaps getting him a win at the cost of his ERA? I see.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
His ERA is fine. He needs, wants and deserves wins.
Two of the runs against him were unearned anyway.
The runs he was giving up in the fifth were earned.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
it’s mid-September. guys don’t care about wins right now. Long as the team wins, they win.
besides, your logic is flawed. Sure they owe him, but not at the expense of his arm. 140 potential pitches is not okay. letting him give up 8 runs is not okay
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 18, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
in your argument, you stated that they fucking owed him the decision, so whether he only throws 115 or 140 pitches is irrelevant.
they owe him no matter what, so he will throw as many pitches and give up as many runs as is necessary until he completes the 5th inning.
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 18, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I was being sarcastic. Of course he doesn’t care, especially this late in the year
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 18, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
It's even worse than idiotic, it's fucking brain dead
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 18, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Screw that logic
The Giants more or less need to go 15-2 to finish the season if they want a playoff spot and even 17-0 isn’t a guarantee.
Which is less than the 8 run lead they used to have.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
But still a very nice lead. Even at Coors Field.
Besides, the way the Giants are hitting, you protect that lead by scoring more.
Bochy did it right.
you only believe Bork did it right because it worked out.
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 18, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
baseballmarty I’d give Cain two more batters to try to get his 5 innings in..
GETTING A DECISION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN KEEPING THE LEAD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
FINISH HIM
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 18, 2011 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
2
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
TWO!
NOW PULL HIM YOU FUCKING LUMPHEAD
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
2!!
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
TWO!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Good
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 2:03 PM PDT reply actions
TWO!
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 18, 2011 2:03 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy's second middle name, after Fucking
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 18, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Nonsense, the end always justifies the means, especially when you're wearing a straw fucking hat.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 18, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
but I made it out of real straws!!
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 18, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Keep the wood hot, boys
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 2:04 PM PDT reply actions
So Tebow is playing WR for the Broncos.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Bengals game on in your area?
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
...
What?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
LOL what??
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 18, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Where were these runs when the Giants were falling?
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Fucking Clownball bandbox.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 18, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
So....Bochy will put Runzler/Edlefsen/Zito in the bot of the 6th huh?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Who else does he have?
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 18, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
VOLTRON
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Voltron
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 2:08 PM PDT reply actions
Most of the complaints about him aren’t because of his bat
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
So what? I don’t care how much he smiles (although he does have a nice smile).
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
I didn’t say you did. But he’s a lazy asshole with a sense of entitlement
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
I’m not sure how you determined this. But I like what I can see, which is he is a good hitter and very knowledgable about baseball.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
Watch him play RF. Read the things he says to the media.
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
He's got no less hustle than Bonds did when he was 35.
And his comments to the media have seemed extremely cogent to me.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
What the hell does Bonds have to do with what I’m talking about?
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
When Bonds was in the later stages of his career, his defense was not as good. Beltran is 35. That’s all I was saying.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
If you want to use defensive performance to level a charge of laziness or entitlement, you need to be willing to see that applied equally.
Beltran is not lazy. That he is 35 and not the sturdiest of men is a much more reasonable explanation for his work in right field.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Have I given any cause to say I wouldn’t apply it equally? Have I ever heaped praise upon Barry Bonds for his defense and speed? I don’t see where this is coming from.
The dude is still capable of stealing some bases, so obviously he’s capable of running. When you jog to fly balls it pisses me off. He also was very clear from the beginning that part of him waiving his no-trade clause was that he was promised right-field and to bat 3rd, as if he were entitled to it
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
Obviously. Just look at….
Well, I’m sure you have your reasons.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Beltran
More or less told the media that the Giants need to bring in the walls and sign Crisp
(aka address the leadoff hitter situation and do something else)
… And Sabean took it like a bitch. I LOL’d.
He certainly did not more say either of those things.
He didn’t even less say them.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
It certainly is, and I hope they take him seriously.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
It’s funny. I spent so long defending him. Then, I turned into a hater. The second I turned into a hater, Beltran began to kill the ball.
I’m no longer a hater….
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Shouldn’t you continue to be a hater so that he continues to kill the ball?
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
I lose sleep about it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
THAT’S A FAKE RULE AND YOU KNOW IT
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Productive Panda
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
You’ve got to love the idea of a
Beltran
Posey
Sandoval
Belt
middle of the order next year
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I don’t know if Beltran will be back
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 18, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I would bet against it.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 18, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
RAINY DAY FUND
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
AUBREY AUBREY AUBREY
HUFF HUFF HUFF chant going on.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Oh go fuck yourself Joe West
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
touchdown Niners
14-0
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
CLOLRADLOL
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
LOLROCKIES
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 2:11 PM PDT reply actions
LOL THIS IS AMAZING.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
in Breaking News
Jim Harbaugh is a good head coach
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
LOLORADO!!!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 2:11 PM PDT reply actions
LOLOLOLOL ONLY WAY HUFF CAN HIT
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
LOL KUIP
“Aubrey Huff, with a line drive into right field…”
LOL catch
LOL throw
Just LOL
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
I'm torn between which game is more exciting
The Giants being 4 back going into a series with the Dodgers? Fap fap.
Granted, Az gets to feast on the Pirates
I wasn't in the GDT earlier
Did anyone explain wtf Kruk was nattering on about in regard to Belt’s swing? He thinks it’s wack in some way. I don’t get it.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
Suddenly we’re the Yankees!
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 18, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Man
Belt is definitely TTO right now
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
BeLOLt
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 2:13 PM PDT reply actions
That "hit" by Huff was our first run scored without a HR right?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Oh right
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 18, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
that is still an incredible feat.
12 runs, only 2 driven in with non-HRs
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 18, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
and in reality, one of those shouldn’t have even been driven in.
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 18, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
What's up with the Cubs game?
Pena hit a HR and all of a sudden the runs were taken off the board and the game is delayed?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
rain delay
i don’t know about the runs taken off the board though
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Had to put them in tupperware so they would not spoil
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
He has tough at bats every game
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 18, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
They ruled the Huff play an error
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 2:14 PM PDT reply actions
Typically, they won’t give an error if the fielder doesn’t touch the ball.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Replay showed it did not
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh
Fielder never touched it, not even sure he saw it.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Maybe they’ll change it
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Wasn't J.C. Romero in the Phils system?
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on a plane, i believe
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Pony express
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Sorry, got these players mixed up
The one I’m thinking of definitely isn’t 35
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Uh....lol
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Hit him right in the ass
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 18, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
You bastard
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Wow
Us: 12 runs 12 hits 1 error
Them: 5 runs 5 hits 1 error
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
Consistency
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
That should be a balk
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
If the 1B is not covering, you can’t throw over. It should have been a balk.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
right in the bad back
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 18, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT BATTING PRACTICE HE’S MASHING
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Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 18, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Romo SUCKS
Tony Romo that is….
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
What the hell.
Tuck it back in, asshole.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Arizona
1 for the last 19 with RISP
Good riddance, they can keep whatever disease is rotting the NLW.
Who's coming into pitch?
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Scorecenter app is totally on it
Just told me the 49er game started and that Dallas will be receiving the opening kick off.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
ESPN is completely FUCKED today.
The website and the apps.
nfl.com has the game solid.
Yeah, it had all the 1pm games shown as they hadn’t started yet until now
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Thought it hit him in the butt.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Baggs and Shulman agree with me
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Huff gets plunked on the hind cheek with a pickoff throw. You MUST find a replay of this.
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Only Huff. Pitcher attempts pickoff with 1Bman off bag. Huff retreats and the ball hits him on his bum. Looked like he was shot. Only Huff.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
It's just that he was all whiney and wincing and whatnot
I though it aggrivated something. Maybe hes just a baby.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
fastball right in your ass can’t feel too good
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
In my experience, it hurts.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
LOL YOU
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Of course it hurts
but most guys don’t show how much. Which is why I thought it hit him somewhere he already was sore.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
Ricky Romero
Is a Niners fan.
Jays are my AL team.
This is a fun thing to discover.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Really? Sweet!
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 18, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
RickyRo24
Time to watch some football. My niners are looking good.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Good man.
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 18, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it wrong to be rooting for the Rays?
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
I hope not
I totally am
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
Nope
They are like the rebellion to the AL East’s galactic empire.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Reading Jonah Keri's book made me really really like em
It’s refreshing to read about competent management
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
TheFakeESPN The Fake ESPN
When Jerry Jones dies of stress during this game, he can ask God why He’s so pissed at the Cowboys.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
How has Joe West been an umpire for so long?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Tenure.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
the shittier a situation is, the longer it lasts
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
Because he's ridiculously entertaining
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Union
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
Order restored
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Pablo should win both the Gold Glove and the Silver Slugger this year IMO.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I think they should give him the Rookie of the Year, too.
Why? Fuck ‘em, that’s why.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
Longoria?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
NOPE LOOK AT LONGORIAS BATTING AVERAGE
MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!
by Anonymous1337 on Sep 18, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Aramis is only competition for SS
Polanco is the only 3B with similar uZR this year, but we know that means nothing
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Pablo currently leads NL 3B in fWAR by 1.1
despite only playing 107 games this year
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
3rd in the MLB
after Longoria and Beltre
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
He'll get screwed because of playing time right?
How does Zimmerman compare in terms of the SS?
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Zimmerman is at 118 OPS+
Pablo at 144
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Jesus
Damn Pablo’s having a stellar season
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
yeah
and that’s not including today. i feel like a triple and two homers will up that OPS+ a bit
in this offensive context, he’s been better than he was in 2009.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Zimmerman is on the east coast so hes automatically above Pablo
MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!
by Anonymous1337 on Sep 18, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Who's pitching right now?
Yahoo says JC Romero is pitching for the GIants.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 18, 2011 2:26 PM PDT reply actions
Mid inning deal
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
alright, this one looks more or less under control. hopefully.
catch ya’ll later. going for a nice long run.
<3 Kanani Madison
MEGA JINX
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sorry! I repent!
hhaa
<3 Kanani Madison
by giant4life83 on Sep 18, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Cooking black beans and it has my place smelling great
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 2:27 PM PDT reply actions
That isn’t very flattering, coming from you.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
i think i can maybe keep down some mac n cheese
if i’m feeling brave i’ll shred the last of my roast beef into it.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 18, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
My neighbor is smoking meat and the odor is drifting into my window. It is making me hungry.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
Pillage his home, and take his women and his meat. Enjoy both with a large stein of mead.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
Mmmm Amicis
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
UNPACK UNPACK UNPACK
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Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 18, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Frankly, Lars, I’m not sure why the tree hugger from Ohio had to point this out to you. It’s the obvious solution.
A listener-supported service
I am unpacking this answer, and I am deeply offended by its subtext.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
unpacking
I seem to have missed a may may
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
natto hates italians
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
well, I knew that.
and you hate cain and lincecum. meanie
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
we figured out natto hates italians
by unpacking his joke about amici’s
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
no, still there at the beginning of yesterday's GDT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Jesus fucking Christ
And I thought I went out of my way to look for racism on the internet. What the hell, guy.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 18, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
For an incredibly inoffensive comic, that Sabean & Baer really stirred up a lot of controversy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
No, it still should be in yesterday’s thread
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Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 18, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
If I popped my head over the fence and gave a barbaric yalp, he wouldn’t even think twice about it.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
What the hell was that Christian?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
probably giving him his coffee order
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
oh, btw- we face Kershaw Tuesday, but AZ isn’t on track to face him in their final series. If it comes down to the final 3 games, I hope the Dodgers align him to face AZ.
<3 Kanani Madison
F
The San Francisco Giants are the World Champions.
by The Enchanter on Sep 18, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That damn goldshit..
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 18, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift-A, just got home from a school/churchy thing...
and haven’t you guys been busy lil beavers-two game threads!
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
yes, but long game has giants runz in it…so I’m ok with that :)
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
Remember when Pablo's injury was gonna sap his power?
JUST THINK WHAT HE WILL DO WHEN IT’S HEALTHY!!
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
I think we know what he's going to do
.305/.370/.500 with 25 homeruns a year, give or take.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
he's on a 30+ HR in 162 game pace atm
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I'm being pessimistic
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
See reply to Jporny
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Sure, but you picked nice, round numbers for OBP and SLG.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Don't really know...
It was fairly random. Not very scientific. Shrug
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
I DEMAND ANSWERS
UNPACK YOUR ASSUMPTIONS
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Uhhh....get it over the plate RamRam
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Long game is long. I need a nap before Breaking Bad comes on tonight.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
LULZ

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
by scout6 on Sep 18, 2011 2:38 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
Oh my
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
WUT
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Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 18, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
and a thousand slash fics were born
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I bet Ford makes love like he steals bases
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
Or does something else prematurely?
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Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 18, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
We saw him at the left field fence before the 2nd to last Dodgers game
He looked at us and the gf commented that he has “doe eyes”
Ford making all the girls jealous
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 18, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
there it is
hahahaha
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
I can already imagine the fanfiction being written
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Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 18, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY
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by TheLetter2 on Sep 18, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ah, so that’s why your keyboard didn’t short out
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Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 18, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I can only imagine how it shorted out…
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Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 18, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Smokey got this
Turn the lights down low, baby come close
Put your hand in mine, oh please be kind
Let me touch your heart, let the fire start
Oooo so warm, so warm…
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
d’aaww
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 18, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
darren ford seems like the team pet
Remember that story about him staying at Timmy’s place, and Timmy spending all night giving him a pep-talk about his legal troubles and stuff?
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 18, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
What this gif doesn't capture
Is subtle grind happening right below the frame.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't believe in an interventionist God
but I know, darling, that you do
But if I did, I would kneel down and ask him
Not to intervene when it came to you
Not to touch a hair on your head
Leave you as you are
If he felt he had to direct you
Then, direct you into my arms
Into my arms, oh Lord
Into my arms, oh Lord
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
nick cave
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
yes.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
the black crow king
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
You crows.
Har.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
TROLLMUND GIANTSBANE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Schmohog Unpackbane
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
my favorite fanart of all time
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
O’ course even the largest tapestry in all Westeros would understate my manhood. Best not to try.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Into My Arms from the album The Boatman's Call
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
here's the official video of it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73UXRl_ILZ0&feature=related
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Mr. Cave has done some good writing over the years. Also, some excellent and sincere Elvis impersonation.
he even wrote a whole song about Elvis’s birth!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
TUPELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
My first Nick Cave record was The Firstborn Is Dead. My first of his shows was his tour in support.
Whew. Punk rock.
Love that record, though it took awhile to warm.
I started with Murder Ballads, as I expect many did, but it’s my second least favorite.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
MB is?
That I can see; I never loved it. Firstborn I pretty much did immediately, but I was that kind of kid.
yeah MB is only superior to the bland Nocturama for me
Firstborn is around 7th or 8th… Nick Cave has had a pretty ridiculously good career though
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Murder Ballads & Let Love In were the only albums of his I had for a while
So I listen to them much less now, but I think that’s a familiarity thing to an extent – they’re less exciting-sounding. LLI might be my favorite, or at least top 3.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 18, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
my ranking
because I do so love rankings
1. The Boatman’s Call
2. Henry’s Dream
3. Tender Prey
4. The Good Son
5. Your Funeral… My Trial
6. No More Shall We Part
7. The Firstborn is Dead
8. Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!!
9. Let Love In
10. Kicking Against the Pricks
11. Abattoir Blues / The Lyre of Orpheus
12. From Her to Eternity
13. Murder Ballads
14. Nocturama
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Can this ship be called Craw/ford?
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
by El Person on Sep 18, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions
Strikes damn it
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
COME ON ORLANDO HUDSON
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
THROW STRIKES, IDIOT
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 2:43 PM PDT reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hudson GIDP
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
well, this should be interesting
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
Sales for beluga costumes just shot up on Amazon
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 18, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
she’s got a bit of a man body
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
Huh.
Ok.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
lol daily mail
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Seems they made a point to have a lot of pictures
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
Phew
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
Okay there Brandon
You can wake up now
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
LOL CRAWFORD
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
LOL CRAWFORD
Cardiac Arrest.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Did Ianetta run hard the whole way to 1st?
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 2:46 PM PDT reply actions
FONTENOT DON'T BE HURT
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
It looked like he hurt himself
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 2:48 PM PDT reply actions
BeLOLtran
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
No cycle.
Please.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
it really is
i need to bust out an it’s it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
It's got to be at least 80 here in Santa Cruz
and I live near the beach.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
It’s 88 where I am.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
BODY SHOTS FOR EVERYONE AT JIM'S PLACE
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT GOD DAMMIT
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
my brother in law stopped by on his way back to the PHilippines. He’s a 5’5" triathlete with about 8% body fat. i felt so huge.
I rhyme with freak.
ooo! that sounds so good right now!
darn you-I don’t have any of the provisions for those! :(
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
Yeah
I think Shirley Temples require cherries.
/hides
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
:O
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
blech! (>_<) cherries are so gross!
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
wrong
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
when you’re entire childhood was filled with medicine after medicine with “cherry-flavor”, you will forever shun all things cherry
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
those medicines are not truly cherry flavored
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
You guys are ruining my perfectly placed innuendo!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
HATE it when that happens.
Torres IS the magic bean. - Johnny Disaster
by SituationalLefty on Sep 18, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
It was nice to have sunshine for the 5K
but it’s not so welcome now.
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
Gillaspie goes with no batting gloves?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Someone should sit him down and tell him that that's dangerous.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
CONCEITED GUY!!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
c'mon SD, are you gonna stand for that?!
do something useful against AZ plz! don’t be dumb!
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
Wilson TIme
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 2:56 PM PDT reply actions
All these commercials do is make me want to destroy all Android phones before they destroy us.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
fudge
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
Crud
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 18, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL HANK
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Just lightened my bag by throwing away Bill Hall’s bio sheet. I think I’m safe there, no?
8 minutes ago
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
owlcroft is gonna be PISSED
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I'll get the pillows!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
jesus christ that beard is ridiculous
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I do recall that the whole bullpen beard thing originally started with Wilson, Romo & Lopez saying “We’re not shaving till we’re out of this thing.”
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 18, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
OH SO ITS GONNA BE THAT WILSON
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
What manner of sorcery is this that the Giants had four homers in one inning and only two of them were solo shots?
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 18, 2011 2:59 PM PDT reply actions
September is the anti-August
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 18, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
...

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 18, 2011 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
STFD
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 18, 2011 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
Cousin It with a strikeout.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
4.5 BACK OF ATLANTA
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
and there’s also those darned Cardinals too
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 18, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm saying that regardless of the outcome of their game today, the Giants winning
and winning into the indefinite future is the key to keeping the pressure on the Dbags and will help lead to more losses for the Dbags- the sense of inevitability
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
stfd
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 18, 2011 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
why are there so many cowboy fans at the niner game?
proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
those bandwagon fans are everywhere
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 18, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
what's with Kruk's voice?
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 18, 2011 3:02 PM PDT reply actions
Sick or something
but he sounds horrible.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
How else is he gonna sing the blues?
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 18, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM!
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Christian!!!!!!!!!!!!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Has Wilson lost some weight?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
muscle weighs more than fat.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
He looks smaller to me.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
CHRISTIAN HOLY SHIT POOP OMG!!!
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Wow
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
JUSTIN CHRISTIAN, SUPERSTAR!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Holy fuck!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
Christian!!
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 18, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
Awesomely Amazing!!!!
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
LOL WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILSON!
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
MOTORIN'
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
What you're price for flight (into the stands)?
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
ACK! YOUR! :Kjsah;flasdlfskdmf
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
WELCOME BACK, WILSON

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
by scout6 on Sep 18, 2011 3:06 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Torrey Mitchell’s inclusion on this graphic confuses the hell out of me.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
wow, this has been a long game. 4 hours
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
3 hours?
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
/braves women
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Mayor of Smug.
It started at 12.
Sergio Romo: The Giants welcome wagon.
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...
shhhhh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
you shhhhhh
Sergio Romo: The Giants welcome wagon.
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...
lawwwwwwwng
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Everytime I see this
I want to quit school and find her and propose. I don’t know why but she’s absolutely stunning to me.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Laziest effort at a tomahawk chop I've ever seen, though, and that's saying something.
Also, I feel like I can hear her drawl even though there’s no actual sound there. That’s a little fascinating to me.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 18, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha same here
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 18, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
The drawl makes it sexier
for me at least ;)
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
I'm down with that. I like a good Southern drawl myself.
Just saying, it’s fascinating to me that I can ‘hear’ it without actually hearing her.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 18, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, east coast girls are hip
I really dig those styles they wear
And the southern girls, with the way they talk
They knock me out when I’m down there
The midwest farmer’s daughters
Really make you feel all right
And the northern girls, with the way they kiss
They keep their boyfriends warm at night
I wish they all could be California girls
Wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California girls
Don't be. It's a relief not worrying about my part of the state being on fire every summer anymore.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 18, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
“This is a slow game”?
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
lawnnnng game
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
As the others have said, 'lawwwng.'
Look at the position of the tongue on that word. It’s curled up behind the front teeth, which wouldn’t happen on a sibilant.
by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 18, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
in the time this game's been on
i’ve gone from a complete wreck of a human being to merely just nauseous and tired. i even managed to eat a bagel.
i’m gonna credit the DINGERZ.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 18, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Tracy let the pitcher hit
And then replaced him?
This guy really is the worst manager in the game, isn’t he?
I look forward to seeing that play over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again on ESPN
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 3:06 PM PDT reply actions
would get in the way of all the Red Sox/Handegg stories
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 18, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
WHy do you hate Jeter?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought his was where he caught it THEN flew into the crowd?
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
but Jeter did it in the playoffs and for the Yankees while also saving two children from a burning building
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 18, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, Christian had to take that from like 4 fans.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
join the party, eli
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 18, 2011 3:08 PM PDT reply actions
“Fuck this party”
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I came to say I will not let this team suck me back in
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Whatever you say Baggs
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Same here
I’m watching cause I love baseball, but there’s no way they pull this off.
It came too late.
4 BACK OF ATLANTA
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
TOO LATE
You just crossed the event horizon.
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Arizona winning 4-1
Not good. Basically, we need em to lose every day
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Even Santa hates Greg Papa....
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Isn’t there a manager named Roenicke?
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 3:11 PM PDT reply actions
Brewers?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
ron roenicke is his uncle
Sergio Romo: The Giants welcome wagon.
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...
Ah
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Lol pitch #4 was supposed to be a strike.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
Playoff scenario question!
Say the Giants and Dbacks finish the season tied for the division…and also tied with the Braves and Cardinals for the Wild Card.
Basically, the Giants/Dbacks/Braves/Cardinals are tied for 2 playoff spots. How would the playoff picture work out?
I was thinking this: the Giants/Dbacks would play a one game playoff for the division. Should the Giants win, the Dbacks are one out. Then the Cards/Braves play a game, and say the Braves win, so the Cards are one out…But since there was essentially a 4 way tie for the WC/Division, would the Dbacks get another shot against say..the winner of the Cards/Braves?
Sergio Romo: The Giants welcome wagon.
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Two division teams would play each other for division titles
Then the two losers would play each other for wild card.
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But there are 3 teams, not 2.
Giants/Dbacks is for the division, but Braves/Cards is for WC. So if one team loses the division do they get another chance at the WC?
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Ah
I misread your scenario. I would think it’s based on records, so whoever loses the Giants/Dbacks playoff for the West would be out of the running for the WC and theres a playoff between Braves/Cards for WC.
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Yes, the Diamondbacks get another shot. There would have been a three-way tie last year if the Giants had lost Game 162, and it would have worked like that.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
So are you saying
Giants vs. Dbacks: Giants win.
Braves vs. Cardinals: Braves win.
Giants win division, Braves lead wild card.
Cards vs. Dbacks: Dbacks win.
Now would there be a Braves vs. Dbacks to decide the final spot?
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The loser of Giants/Diamondbacks plays in a three-game round robin to decide the wild card.
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Remember when he got 5-6 batters regardless of handedness?
And Romo sat?
Just play a Brandon or two, come on!
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What do you mean whole inning?
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Why hasn’t El Borko Loco been using him?
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by SituationalLefty on Sep 18, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Odds of a 1-2-3 inning anyone?
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"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 18, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Night Train
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
Wha?
No Zito for blowout loser?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Oh heh
I forgot the “c”
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"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 18, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Christian catches that foul ball....
#SELFISHBELTRAN
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Has anyone ever noticed that if Alex Smith were a Giant, he’d be Pedro Feliz?
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
Alex Smith is Shinjo
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Say there is a 3 way tie for the NL Wild Card and 2 way tie for NL West
Is this how it would work out? Obviously this is a hypothetical, so who wins/loses is TBD (this is just for argument’s sake)
Giants vs. Dbacks: Giants win.
Braves vs. Cardinals: Braves win.
Giants win division, Braves lead wild card.
Cards vs. Dbacks: Dbacks win.
Now would there be a Braves vs. Dbacks to decide the final spot? Or would the Dbacks and Cards be out?
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If the Dbacks are on a train heading south at 109 mph
and the Giants are on a train heading north at 100 mph
Who is buried in Pujols tomb?
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I would think Dbacks and Cards are out because of their records.
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One game playoffs at the end of the season do count.
Look at the 2009 Detroit Tigers. Listed 163 games played and a record of 86-77
http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/DET/2009.shtml
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They count in terms of the final record
They don’t count in terms of breaking a tie.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Last year, if the Giants had lost Game 162, the loser of Game 163 would have been 91-72 while the Braves were 91-71. They still would have played a game for the wild card.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
True dat.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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So this is how it would go hypothetically:
Giants vs D-backs: Giants win. (Giants win division)
Braves vs. Cardinals: Braves win (Braves await winner of Cards/Dbacks)
Dbacks vs. Cardinals: Dbacks win.
Dbacks vs. Braves. Braves win, win WC.
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SWEEP!!!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 18, 2011 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
SWEEP AT COORS FIELD

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"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
WINZ
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
4 GAME SWEEP IN COLORADO
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Sweet
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 3:20 PM PDT reply actions
Nightmare fuel
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
wikipedia sez aye
Dinklage married Erica Schmidt, a theatre director, in 2005. As of 2011, they are expecting their first child.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 18, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
sweep
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 18, 2011 3:20 PM PDT reply actions
HA HA
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2010 Giants: World Series Champs
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 18, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
That game was amazing
If only for the two gifs that have come from it
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"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 18, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
JOE WEST, EVERYONE! TAKE A BOW
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
You won't trick me Giants. But nice win!

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GTFO, the Giants did not just sweep the Rockies at Coors with 35 runz for the series! :D
/is wondering who kidnapped the real Giants team
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omg they're interviewing Crawford
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Giants #1 prospect
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 18, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t believe we swept the Rockies at Coors, but couldn’t beat the fucking Astros.
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In fairness
Wow the Rockies look like they are in free fall.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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to be fair
they’re missing their three best players
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so were the Astros
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2010 Giants: World Series Champs
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 18, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah,
and their replacements had some pretty bad moments.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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Your 2011 San Francisco Giants: About a month too late
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 18, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Singletary would've run into the line on that play
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C’mon you stupid Padres… do something.
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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Interesting tidbit:
Giants doubled run scoring total for 2011 with this series
You worry me.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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and in those beer mugs are the collected tears of all 30-something women who grew up playing with MLPs (u_u)
btw, what’s the “human” part from, always wondered what clip that is
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NO WORRIES, NINER FANS
ROMO IS COMING BACK INTO THE GAME
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
didn’t Grant say something about how the Giants had to average 5 runs per game in September not to finish with the fewest runs in Giants history?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
WHAT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
I’m not sure if Grant is back yet or not. He didn’t schedule a PGT for this game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Thanks San Diego…
for NOTHING!
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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
oh, is it over :(
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Oh God Tony Romo
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ConanOBrien Conan O’Brien
I’m going to streak the #Emmys today. Look for my red carpet on the red carpet.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
dodgers 11-1 huh…
bases loaded in the 5
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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
ROMO’S SHOWING A LOT OF GUTS
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LOOK AT THEM SPILLED ALL OVER THE FIELD.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
TheFakeESPN The Fake ESPN
God took Tony Romo’s rib and sent him back out as a woman.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Friggen Giants are such a tease
This thing, we’re still in it! /barf
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
missed most of the game, heard them saying he had a “rough 5 innings”
what was the deal? did the offense send him into shock with all those runs?
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Maybe the dodgers are using up all their runs today.
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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
stoopid SD, thx for nuthin!
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seriously…5-1 now
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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
that’s it, I’m driving down there naow to regulate! beatings will continue until runz occur!
/grabs keys
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you better drive fast…one out in the bottom of the 9th….
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
wish I had known, had to be in Dana Point at 9am today, shoulda just kept on going!
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
rec’d for the Lincecum Shimmy
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
From here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe1EPpgw81k
Lincecum v. Donovan FIFA match
by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 18, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
As a Giants/Galaxy crowd, my family loves this.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Yeah
I also like “did they give you more hair in the game?”
by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 18, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
MLB still doesn't have Cain's dinger?
wth
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"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Worst part of today: I had both starting pitchers from this game on my Pokemonz
I have now lost basically every pitching category
...why the hell did you have Esmil Rogers?
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The reason I got to the finals was by picking up marginal pitchers who would shut out the Giants. Live by the sword, die by the sword I suppose
by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 18, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Sep 18, 2011 3:49 PM PDT reply actions

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