Beat CoLA Thread 2

Whoa, a new thread?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

LOL Couture

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions

That picture is pretty awesome

Also, Beat Cola sounds like a Japanese soft drink.

Wheeeeeeeeeeee.

by urea on Sep 17, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions

unofficial soft drink of the Nippon Ham Fighters!

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Sep 17, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

feral hams are very dangerous

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Jack Kerouac’s soft drink of choice.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 17, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

One of the 53 Matt’s who pitch for the Rockies.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions

PILL

Wheeeeeeeeeeee.

by urea on Sep 17, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Go Sharks!

by Dmitriy on Sep 17, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions

RUNSSSSS

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions

Yay Pill!

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Sep 17, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions

PILL

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions

Pill > Belt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions

PILLAPALOOZA

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions

Does this thread have Pills in it?

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Sep 17, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions

TAKE THE PILL

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions

ONE PILL GIVES YOU RIBBIES......

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions

Belisle has 14 decisions?

Wow.

In addition: PILLAPALOOZA!

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.

by TGOH on Sep 17, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions

PILL!

by Hyoton on Sep 17, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions

NOT BELT

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 17, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YOU CABRA!

EVEN IF HE HOMERS, FUCK HIM

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions

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by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

I see an avant-garde criticism of modern-day society and its addiction to pills

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Too easy

Don’t you see the subversive phallic imagery of the red pill?

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 17, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Kruk needs some Luden’s sore throat drops STAT!

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Sep 17, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions

RICOLA!!!!!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

or better, Pei Pa Koa

I should get me some of that. Robitussin just doesn’t do the job.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Wow, unexpected

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions

That was a Cabreraish swing.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions

TJ’s Carmelized Onion Dip is baaaaaaaaaad news….

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions

Never tried it, but how can it be less than great with caramelized onions in it?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions

That stuff is heavenly

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.

by TGOH on Sep 17, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions

You suck Cabrera. Righty in, where is Fontenot?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions

Not gritty enough

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Cabrera smells like Amici's

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 17, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions

LOLCAB

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

Cabrera is awful

That is all

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

So the Rockies announcers apparently think Rowand is in center, and Renteria is at shortstop …

by MissingLink on Sep 17, 2011 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

thought for a second I was watching MLB classic

by MissingLink on Sep 17, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions

OK, Guillermo – it’s your game to win!

by Tristram on Sep 17, 2011 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

… or lose.

by Tristram on Sep 17, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions

I hate you Orlando Cabrera...

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

Hate the dumb fuck who continues to play him.

I have a contemptuous LOL for anyone stupid enough to give Bochy props for being a good manager. He’s a lucky piece of shit who somehow manages, while being the epitome of incompetence, to keep his job.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

i'm beginning to get the sense you don't like Bruce Bochy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Soooooooo…. you’re saying he has a future in politics?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

That is exactly what I'm saying.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

At least he isn't Miguel Tejada

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes, he is.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 17, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

LITERALLY Miguel Tejada

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

/tears off mask

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

On this note

I can’t believe they’re making another MI

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions

He's fucking WORSE!

BRIAN FUCKING SABEAN DFA’D THE WRONG SS.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

This is why I didn’t rejoice when Tejada was DFA’d. Rowand, yes, but with Tejada it didn’t matter because he’s still playing every day.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 17, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah… He’s worse

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Cabrera is…

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Tejada’s numbers are better Cabrera’s

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

I somehow find him a bit less contemptible

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

You must have missed the dropped pop ups….. and I honestly can’t remember the last time he hit

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions

I wanted Belt to hit for Pill. Shows you how much I know.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 17, 2011 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

I want Belt to hit Cabrera.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

With a Belt?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

i’m sick of this ad

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

OH YEAH?!

It’s sick of you!

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions

That could be a number of ads

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

the one from some Q&A

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

D'backs hearing footsteps?

by russian.tank on Sep 17, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

LOL NO

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Nah, there dog is barking b/c someone is 1 mile down the road.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Sep 17, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions

I know there is a lot of Pill hate….. But I like him…..

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

I wouldn’t mind him platooning with Huff next year.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 17, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Nobody hates him

It’s just that he’s the next Lance Niekro.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 17, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Niekro had a decent year in 2005.. and I got his autograph at a spring training game.

Irrational Conor Gillaspie fanboy.

by Electric on Sep 17, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions

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by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Was Pokemon on Broadway?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 17, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Is there a working “Kruk’ Dictionary”?

by bernardking on Sep 17, 2011 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions

STFD

Wheeeeeeeeeeee.

by urea on Sep 17, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions

STFD

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions

Giants baseball: Even the announcers are unwell.

by Hyoton on Sep 17, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions

What’s a “power hack”

by bernardking on Sep 17, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions

Hector BLOWmez

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions

JINX!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Wrecks Brothers Inc., warming up in the Colorado bullpen

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Sep 17, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions

THAT WAS A STRIKE

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 7:24 PM PDT reply actions

LOL strike zone

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Sep 17, 2011 7:25 PM PDT reply actions

Game is slow

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions

Just wait until Betancourt comes in...

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Yuniesky won’t be a Giant until next year.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 17, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions

LOL GIANTS

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 17, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

Mota’s slider is not as good as Romo’s slider

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

just got home from work this afternoon and took a nap, awoke to watch some of the game… what’d I miss?

also anyone want to tell me WTF is up with this lineup? lefty on the mound?

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

I’m racist.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions

good for you, man! ;)

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Thank God that guy showed up in time to unpack it all for us. We could've gone on in our ignorant bliss, thinking that you were some kind of great guy. No longer!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

go back to sleep

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions

SuRBIkamp

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 17, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions

SurBBamp

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions

holy shit, reading back on the previous thread… so Caberror almost dropped a popup?

Surkamp had the only RBI vs a LHP? LOL

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah. Routine pop up behind second and it almost squirted out of his glove. Ended up just being held in by his little finger

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.

by TGOH on Sep 17, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Surkamp is the new J Sanchez.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Sep 17, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions

not possible with caberror out there. gotta K him

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions

LOL RUNZLER

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 17, 2011 7:29 PM PDT reply actions

FML.

Go Sharks!

by Dmitriy on Sep 17, 2011 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

Great, bases loaded

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

It's okay guys

Runzler will save us!

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

from what?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions

And this is the part where the Giants lose the ballgame

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 17, 2011 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

The Rockies learned how to walk off in the 6th inning

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Meh, I need to go back to studying microbiology anyways

Also it will hopefully snuff out that sliver of hope for the post-season.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions

I’d say they lost the game 6 hours ago when the lineup was probably posted

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm in favor of a literal interpretation of Mota's last name.

MO
T and A.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 7:31 PM PDT reply actions

Is "We're screwed" too strong a statement?

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Sep 17, 2011 7:31 PM PDT reply actions

I am SHICKED by that statement!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 17, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions

And SHOCKED too!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 17, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Well as long as you're not schlocked, I guess...

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Sep 17, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions

FINISH HIM

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 7:32 PM PDT reply actions

Is Runzler wearing a Mota costume?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 7:32 PM PDT reply actions

GUILLERMO

FINISH HIM

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

I'm getting the sinking feeling that Fowler's going to get a triple...

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

cmon

just do this

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 17, 2011 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

Oh cool

Dinger decided to show up. How convenient.

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

As well as weird purple marketing team

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

And...ballgame

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 17, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

Ballgame

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

dammit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

Ballgame.

Go Sharks!

by Dmitriy on Sep 17, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

Wheeeeeeeeee.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 17, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

Fuck. Mota.

by russian.tank on Sep 17, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

At least Fowler is out

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

There goes the season?

by russian.tank on Sep 17, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

poop

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

I don’t like baseball.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

Regular baseball is GREAT!

Bochy ball, not so much.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Well the Rugby World Cup is on in an hour...

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Is that the Argentina game?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Actually pretty uninteresting ones...

Wales v Samoa and England v Georgia

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Also, the Eagles actually won a match!

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

That Don Henley just keeps going!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions

I blame giant4life83 for waking up

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions

Fair

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions

dammit

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions

huff woulda had hat

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 17, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions

covering his eyes

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 17, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions

yah, Pill isn’t exactly a defensive whiz. Huff or Belt probably snag it in the air.

wow, what a year of probablys, maybes, shouldas, etc…

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Its a good thing we have our beat possible lineup out there to score some runs.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 17, 2011 7:35 PM PDT via mobile reply actions

ugh, best

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 17, 2011 7:35 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions

No, you had it right the first time.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions

you were right the first time

this is our ‘get beat’ lineup

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions

You were right the first time.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Sep 17, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions

wow, he had him 1-2, too. protip: don’t throw hittable pitches that far ahead in the count!!

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions

protip: don’t throw hittable pitches ~~that far ahead in the count~~!!

by Lakers1230 on Sep 17, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions

well, solo HR Jeremy Hermida. SD 3 ARI 1 bot 7th. feel better?

by mlb22 on Sep 17, 2011 7:36 PM PDT reply actions

Feels even worse knowing we could have made up some ground

by Lakers1230 on Sep 17, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions

three more innings. lets see if there is any fight left.

by russian.tank on Sep 17, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Only if Bochy pinch hits everybody

which we know won’t happen

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Dude, there are only 10 games left after tonight.

by Every6thDay on Sep 17, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

And have you seen our line-up tonight...

We’re screwed

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions

And no kisses, and no KY. Just dry fucked, hard.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions

dude

by mlb22 on Sep 17, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Seriously, dude. Seriously. Dude.

by Every6thDay on Sep 17, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

i like that

by mlb22 on Sep 17, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

no

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

in this thing. cmon don’t give up folks

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 17, 2011 7:37 PM PDT reply actions

We can still get back in this.....

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 7:37 PM PDT reply actions

High 5

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 17, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions

HA

UFL Football on CSN-CA. I didn’t know the league still existed.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 7:37 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah they do. We were getting a ton of calls from the Mountainlions until I told them their stadium sucks and no we aren’t buying anymore tickets to watch their crappy product.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

heck, no problem

A 1 run deficit is easy to overcome

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 7:37 PM PDT reply actions

Heh

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Good thing we’ve got Christian, Stewart, and the pitcher’s spot due up

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions

double switch coming up

But Cabra will stay in.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Bochy being Bochy

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t get this-

This is literally inexcusable when the season is hanging on by a thread, as to why you would put a lineup out there that didn’t have Huff, Belt and Crawford in it. We cannot afford to lose a game that is winnable.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

BUT INJURIES!!!

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Ow.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions

/gallo on the DL

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions

It’s so sad that the wildcard was still obtainable had Rowand, Tejada, Burriss and Cabrera not gotten 1000 ABs this year.

Hell, it was still winnable if Cabrera had never been traded for.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions

I have no problem with Pill playing… he did knock in that run….. However Cabrera playing at all is inexcusable under any circumstances…

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions

one solo hr...

by russian.tank on Sep 17, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions

That was some fancy dancin' by Giambi.

You know what we do to fancy dancers around here?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2011 7:42 PM PDT reply actions

Ghaa, cleaning out the bench would mean putting ACTUALLY GOOD PLAYERS IN

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by grape on Sep 17, 2011 7:42 PM PDT reply actions

awwwww Pat :(

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 7:43 PM PDT reply actions

Good thing Burrell hasn't seen any real pitching for ages.

FUCK YOU BOCHY!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 7:43 PM PDT reply actions

C'mon

If Burrell was playing more, Bochy would be criticized for not giving guys with a possible future on this team more time

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Sep 17, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Which OF has a potential future on this team?

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Belt?

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by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, he should be at 1B.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions

We got the Hall of Famer Aubrey Huff there.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions

and Ross

(more likely than PtB)

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Sep 17, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Ross is injured.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions

what happened?

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Pulled something in his leg while running last night.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

pulled a hammy yesterday rounding 1st

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

oh, no. That might have been his last AB as a Giant :(

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Again, why not PTB? As long as the Giants are mathematically in it, why not have one of your best OPS guys in the lineup?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions

I want Burrell to play.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

this

Rally Jerry!
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by greekfro on Sep 17, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions

I thought Pat couldn’t be on his feet for extended periods of time.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

If that's true then he obviously can't play all the time, and my rant is moot.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions

OPS?

Bochy doesn’t know what OPS is!

Rally Jerry!
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by greekfro on Sep 17, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions

And isn't that just spectacular?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions

I know right?

I’m serious, though. Sometimes I think he just ignores stats.

Rally Jerry!
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by greekfro on Sep 17, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Stats only matter when they agree with what he thinks. Hence his citing of microsplits.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 17, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

My response was to the complaint that Burrell hasn't been playing

Ross just got hurt last night

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Sep 17, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions

I thought the idea was to field your best team.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Time for your first HR Hector..

nevermind

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions

We're in this thing!!!

I refer to this particular game.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions

Kuip called the Rockies “the Padres.”

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 7:45 PM PDT reply actions

All NL West look a like….

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions

alike….. also they are drunk

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions

wow, is this what Bork calls “giving the team a chance?”

Burrell hasn’t seen live pitching in a long time, Christian still hit (when Belt should have PH) and Cabrera never should have hit after Pill’s triple.

AZ may lose, ATL won. So basically, we must win tonight. This is on Bork if they can’t pull it out.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 7:46 PM PDT reply actions

that was not the inning to use Belt. there will be a better situation, probably in the 9th. of course, no telling if bochy will use him then, but.. that wasn’t it.

by mlb22 on Sep 17, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions

leading off the 7th vs a rookie reliever? sounds like a great time to use Belt. It’s not like Bork will give him a PH AB when the game is on the line later.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions

a tough lefty who’s damn good? nah.

by mlb22 on Sep 17, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions

....because he's never hit a HR off a lefty?

Belt is hitting .324 off LHP with a .540 slg %.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions

LOL your "statistics". We have a strawhat! We laugh at your statistics!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions

but it tells me real things!

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Stop it with the “Snake Watch”

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 7:46 PM PDT reply actions

I WANT PLAYOFFS!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 17, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions

For a Bay Area team? You better be a Sharks fan.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions

He meant for the BCS

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions

All right

Runzler is going to give the game away now

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

Oh good
Runzler.
Did Lopez fall off the face of the earth?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

With Belt and Sandoval?

by Tristram on Sep 17, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions

The Cowboys are televised 15 weeks of the year in Southern California

Except this week. Ugh

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2011 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

NFL has this thing now where you can pay… $40-50 ? for the season and be able to watch all the games – just not live. Usually an hour to 90 minutes after the game ends.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Through Directv? Or online only?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions

The DirecTv thing is waaaaaaaaaaay more expensive and real time. This thingie is internet only…I think. The Mr. got it so he could watch his Bagels, a tree grew in Sacramento and we can no longer get Directv.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, no way would I pay for the Directv thing. Baseball sure, football no.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Also, I do not like online-only things as my Macbook is too small

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

We have a whatchacallit? HDMI cable? So he streams it on his laptop but we watch it on the big tv.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

I guess I could do that

But the wife never would. I use up all my sports-tv-time during the baseball season

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

bummer.
Wait, what would somebody want to watch on tv before 6pm on a Sunday?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Not sports

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Doesn’t she need to visit her mother or something?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions

I guess, but the in-laws live in a bad part of LA full of gangs. I’d prefer her not to go there.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

To me, that would be all of LA, but okay.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

True

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Damn

I started downloading Portal at 5:24 PM and it still has another hour left.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions

1 or 2?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions

1

It’s a free download right now.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Nice, I just played it last year.

Horribly entertaining.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh.

Hi, Andres.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 17, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions

He’d say, “hi” to you too!

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions

You are tearing me apart Beltran!

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Giambi still scares me.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 17, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions

Can someone refresh me on the history of 95.7

It’s now sports radio, it used to be classic rock, and before that?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions

Z 95.7

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Once upon a time it was Z95.7 which played Top 40 hits.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions

I remember a chick in my 5th Grade class winning backstreet boys tickets from them lol… aaaages ago

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions

That's what I was forgetting

Was it country too at one time?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions

I think so.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

We're old.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions

So why was he even in the game....

Give the bullpen more time??

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions

GOD DAMN YOU BRUCE BOCHY!

Incompetent motherfucking dolt.

Fuck, every time I look at this lineup I become enraged. I need to calm down.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 7:50 PM PDT reply actions

Or stop drinking!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Or start drinking!

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Shots shots shots

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions

What kind of advice is THAT!?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Take a few deep breaths

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 17, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions

count to 100

Rally Jerry!
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by greekfro on Sep 17, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions

I GOT THE PS3 TO TURN OFF!!!
IT’S A MIRACLE!!!!!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 7:51 PM PDT reply actions

IT’S A FESTIVUS MIRACLE!

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions

The damn thing will never turn off. I think those buttons on the front are just put there for show. I don’t think it’s a good idea for the cat to be laying on the ps3 when the thing is on.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions

U have to keep you finger on the button for a few seconds…

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

LOL

Merope is /facepalm

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

That doesn’t always work.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions

OT

Ellenberger just destroyed Jake Shields in about 30 seconds

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 7:53 PM PDT reply actions

You should put spoilers for those, people might be planning on watching it later.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions

ohhhh, my bad

thx for telling me

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions

hawt

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 17, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions

I don’t know who either is.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m sad

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 17, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

That delivery looks like it would be so hard to control

spill away to the left

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Sep 17, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions

TOP OF THE ORDER

MOAR RUNZ!

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions

I’ve come to the conclusion that Bruce Bochy hates meaningful baseball, and that is why he put out the worst possible lineup he could.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions

or he actually thinks Orlando Cabrera is a good player.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Either way, he should be fired immediately

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions

You try that, the Executive Committee kicks you off the ownership group.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Hmm

Street for a two inning save.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions

Oh don't worry, we're getting Betancourt for a 30 minute 9th

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Good thing we started our best hitters tonight

by rpm164 on Sep 17, 2011 7:57 PM PDT reply actions

Street.

Houston Street.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2011 7:58 PM PDT reply actions

Hit a dinger Torres!

or alternatively hit Dinger!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 7:59 PM PDT reply actions

HIT A DINGER, THAT ONE OVER THERE!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 17, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Andres!

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 7:59 PM PDT reply actions

RALLY.gif

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 7:59 PM PDT reply actions

cantaloupe!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 7:59 PM PDT reply actions

Oh rah

Andrew Baggarly
Street has a streak of 18 2/3 scoreless innings against the Giants as he takes the hill in the 8th.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions

Streaks are made to be broken and shoved up Street's ass sideways.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions

/crosses fingers

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions

omg image

… hmm. go on.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions

This too will pass…

by Tristram on Sep 17, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Thanks for the jinx Baggs!

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Rally Z95.7

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions

Dental office music!

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpdjeZzWszI

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions

I don’t care who you are…..

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Where you’re from

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Street? 6 out save?

Go Andres! steal 2B buddy!

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions

LOL Street

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions

LOLOLORADO!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions

the rockies

Don’t want to win

Irrational Conor Gillaspie fanboy.

by Electric on Sep 17, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions

YES

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
LIBERAL USE OF CAPS

by greekfro on Sep 17, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions

THANKS STREET

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Sep 17, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions

Still a stupid move by Bochy.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions

Yes it was, but what can one expect from a dolt?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions

haha, stoopid rockies!!

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions

Huston appears to have a problem

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Easy Street!

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Sep 17, 2011 8:02 PM PDT reply actions

Hey, look.

It’s Burriss.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 17, 2011 8:02 PM PDT reply actions

if we have any hope of winning, we need to take the lead.
tie games at coors = no bueno

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:02 PM PDT reply actions

No, no I don’t. With this team… I don’t expect more than the runner at 3rd getting stranded there. For years.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:02 PM PDT reply actions

RE-SIGN HIM

VOLTRON!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:02 PM PDT reply actions

Ok, I could be convinced, but only if he plays left field.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions

I am so afraid his knees are going to explode

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions

BELTEDRAN!

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:02 PM PDT reply actions

BELTRAN!!!

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Sep 17, 2011 8:02 PM PDT reply actions

YAYAYAYAY!

Go Sharks!

by Dmitriy on Sep 17, 2011 8:02 PM PDT reply actions

BELTRAN

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 17, 2011 8:02 PM PDT reply actions

CARLOS BELTRAN!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

SHELLFISH!!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

If burriss is so fast

Why didn’t he attempt to get thrown out?

Irrational Conor Gillaspie fanboy.

by Electric on Sep 17, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

No outs

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Sep 17, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Fuckyeah!

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Sep 17, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

Selfish Beltran. He only drove one in.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

Tie BALLGAME!

Go CRUSTACEANS!!

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

Wait, why doesn't Burriss score from first on a double.

I thought that’s the kind of thing he’s supposed to do.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 17, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

It’s hard to score from first on a double without a 2-out jump.

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Don't want to risk getting thrown out at home with no one out

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Sep 17, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions

With no outs I'm ok with holding him.

Still a lot of ways to get him in.

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.

by TGOH on Sep 17, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions

I see.
Didn’t see that he didn’t have the break for it.
Thanks!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 17, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions

DOUBLE

BELTRANNY!

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
LIBERAL USE OF CAPS

by greekfro on Sep 17, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

PH Panda?

by rpm164 on Sep 17, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

Climb aboard the Beltrain!!!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions

/sounds of lightsabers clinking

take that, LOLORADO

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions

LOL six out save!

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 17, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions

Haha
dueling “let’s go” cheers.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions

OH THANK GOODNESS WE HAVE MARK DEROSA BATTING CLEANUP

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions

Wait a minute. No Sandoval here?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions

keep em fresh DeRosy’s been hitting well bork bork bork

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah Panda is either really sore or it's a bad non-move

although they could turn Panda around with a LHP

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Sep 17, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions

I have a feeling/fear Panda had some issues with his shoulder again.

Irrational Conor Gillaspie fanboy.

by Electric on Sep 17, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Let DeRosa bat with a bench full of lefties

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 17, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions

Is Pablo injured?

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions

BELT?

HUFF?

GOD DAMN DO I HATE BOCHY.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Sore shoulder

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Sep 17, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Rally Z95.7 Music

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

WTF?

GOD DAMN YOU BOCHY, YOU IDIOT FROM HELL.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

Why is DeRosa?

by rpm164 on Sep 17, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

no outs

sac fly

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 17, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

where's Panda?

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 17, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

said he was sore on one side or something

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions

ah

Huff or Belt would still be preferable here

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 17, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions

sore shoulder

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Sep 17, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions

How will they be stranded?

by rpm164 on Sep 17, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

Apparently Bochy thinks that bringing in Sandoval will prompt the Rockies to bring in a lefty. Either that, or he’s being his usual dumbass self.

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions

Is anybody warming up in the Rox bullpen?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Lefty and righty

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 17, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions

So it’s the latter, then!

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh we'll find a way not to score...

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions

What Bochy is thinking right now:

“See, this is why closers should only pitch in the ninth inning.”

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 17, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions

Pill will save us...

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions

Fontenot would have been better there

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 17, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions

who?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Lefties can't hit righties!

Oh wait…

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Good DRO

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 17, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

Gritty K

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 17, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

HORRIBLE AT BAT

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 17, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

At least it took five pitches...

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions

PLEAE, OH PLEASE BOCHY APOLOGISTS, TELL US ALL WHAT A BRILLIANT TACTICIAN HE IS!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

Bombs around the flag.
Game over.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 17, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Strategery and such

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions

he’s only a genius in the playoffs

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 17, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions

come on pill. a fly ball. please. just a fly ball

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Sep 17, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

Streak broken!

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Street has a streak of 18 2/3 scoreless innings against the Giants as he takes the hill in the 8th.
9 minutes ago

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

Belt?

by rpm164 on Sep 17, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

DeRosa 0-8 against Street

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

DeRosa is like a TTO guy who can't hit HRs.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 17, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

Instead of hitting home runs, he hits singles.

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Geez Derosa; run that out and least forace a possible errant throw to 1B

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Sep 17, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

wtf?

if that’s me, Sandoval and Belt are PH right there

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

if its anyone but bochy, its sandoval and belt

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Sep 17, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Even Huff

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Just because it worked right there, doesn’t mean it was a good idea.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions

let Pablo hit so he can get a home run!!! I want that badge!!!!!!!!!!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 17, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions

I think Fontenot should file a lawsuit under the ADA against botchy. I’m getting the feeling he doesn’t play cuz botchy thinks he’s too short.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions

wan’t he our #3 hitter for a bit this season?

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 17, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah

Those were good times.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions

...is being short a disability?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Have you ever tried being 5 feet tall and going grocery shopping?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Possibly when I was 11

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions

We’re a little pissy about the ada thing around here. Our favorite gym has recently had to undergo massive renovation because people in wheelchairs couldn’t get to the last row of eliptical machines and stairclimbers.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Well

it has been law for 19 years

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 17, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Why do people in wheelchairs need to reach the treadmills? there are 3 rows of freaking treadmills and they can’t reach the last row? Boo-hoo! There’s some dude here in Sac that just runs around filing these lawsuits.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions

There are some reasonable things, like movie theaters with stadium seating used to have poor seats for those who were disabled. Though now the designated disabled seating is in a great location for seeing a film

Irrational Conor Gillaspie fanboy.

by Electric on Sep 17, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

One lawyer is doing that in SF and restaurants. A few places had to close because of the needless lawsuits.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m sure there is more to the reason for an upgrade. Just finished a class (Building Inspection) on ADA and it can be sorta tricky.
You know that a partially blind person or partially whatever still needs to be able to access the same things others are able to use.

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 17, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions

So since my arms and legs are too short to be able to use two-thirds of the weight lifting equipment I guess I should file a suit so I too can have equal access to everything.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions

its only about accessibility not ability:(

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 17, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm all for it

But things like paying 750,000 for getting a ramp up to the president of the board of supervisors seat test my allegiance.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

and that stupid ramp was nly so costly bc of the historic BS

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 17, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions

the study alone was thousands of dollars. just build a stupid movable ramp. SF go figure

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 17, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Yup

But lets abide by the no sex in the champaigne room

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions

All these RHH against Street are killing me

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Sep 17, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions

So the lineup is set up for a lefty pitcher, but the fucking troglodyte from hell won't PH lefties to face a righty?

Burn in hell bochy, you pathetic piece of shit.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Ha you!

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Sep 17, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions

DOESN’T MATTER DON’T CARE

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 17, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Always Rec'd for your hatred for Bochy rants

I am so much on this fucking bus

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Do something good, Pill

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions

Lets Go Pill!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions

Belt should hit here.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 17, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions

PSYCHE!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 17, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions

WHOOOOO PILL!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions

BRETT PILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions

woah

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
LIBERAL USE OF CAPS

by greekfro on Sep 17, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions

WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO! GIANTS!

Go Sharks!

by Dmitriy on Sep 17, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions

Brett “Triple” Pill

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions

Bochy is a genius

by rpm164 on Sep 17, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions

PILL!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 17, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions

PILL!!!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 17, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions

Wow.

Pillpillpill
Pillpillppill

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 17, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

SECOND TRIPLE OF THE NIGHT

GO GIANT GO GIANTS GO GIANTS

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

PEEEEEEEEEELLLLL

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

START PILL EVERYDAY

by Lakers1230 on Sep 17, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

Stop making us look dumb Pill!!

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 17, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

bruce bochy is laughing at all of us

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Sep 17, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

guarantee you’ll see more of the stoopid shit we all hate now.
he’s floating over the dugout right now as we speak

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 17, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Thank God! Bochy is a genius!!!

Lucky moron got picked up by Pill.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

Love that loud cheer after the triple.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

Brett Pill

Should be given a legit chance next year. I have a feeling he’s the guy we kept thinking Bowker was two years ago

Irrational Conor Gillaspie fanboy.

by Electric on Sep 17, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

:o
:|

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions

All we thought Bowker would be was a league average player for a few years at a cheap price… nothing huge.

Irrational Conor Gillaspie fanboy.

by Electric on Sep 17, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Only if it's not at the expense of Belt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions

I could live

however

with a Belt in LF and Pill at 1B set up

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions

even though I really don't think Pill will be very good in the longterm

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Huff/Pill platoon?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions

I just posted the same thing. I think Pill would be a great bench player, maybe occasional 1B to spell Huff, with Belt everyday in LF

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions

If Huff blows again...

bring Pill up, keep Belt in LF.

by fishmicmuffin on Sep 17, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions

LOL HUSTON STREET

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

Huston, they have a problem.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions

PILL!

…aw crap, I just realized that he bailed out Bochy. Damn you, Not Belt!

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

PILLED!! PIIIIILLLLLLEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD!

dammit, why is Cabrera hitting?

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

You mean batting.

He’s not going to be hitting anything.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 17, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Now this is ridiculous. Have Panda ph and put Crawdaddy in for defense.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Take two of these and see me tomorrow afternoon

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 17, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

*3!

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 17, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions

---

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

_

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 17, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Dr. Bochy tells Sabean's Folly: here's a Pill for you

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Sep 17, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

Dr. Bochy?

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 17, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions

________________________

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

===

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

dude, that is a dope graphic

where did you get it?

by bernardking on Sep 17, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions

From a friend

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions

from now on...

that’s how I roll

by bernardking on Sep 18, 2011 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions

LOLuck

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Sep 17, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

Man

Those five people who have Pill on their Pokemons must be elated right now

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

Pill continues to prove us wrong

by monsterlxe on Sep 17, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

For today, anyway.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Cheap headline: Rockies find Pill tough to swallow

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Sep 17, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

AUBREY AUBREY AUBREY

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

Huffhuffhuff

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions

I don’t think that will catch on.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions

HUFF HUFF HUFF

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions

HUFF HUFF HUFF

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions

LOL Huff over Panda

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 17, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

startin' to feel like last year

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Sep 17, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

NO, I WILL NOT FLIP MY ICON!

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Sep 17, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

/damnit

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Sep 17, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions

PPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

LOLOL ROCKIES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

O interesting

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

PILLSLIDE!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 17, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

Woohoo!!! That was close :)

Go Sharks!

by Dmitriy on Sep 17, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

Wow

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

What?
Safe?
wow

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

LOL ROCKIES

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Sep 17, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

Woot!!!!

I thought they had him

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Sep 17, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

Dang.
Pill’s got wheels.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 17, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

OUT LOL?!?!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

this game turned around when I decided to put on Japandroids

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

Pill can do no wrong!

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 17, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

LOL

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 17, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions

the catcher didn’t argue, which is weird

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions

how was he safe?

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions

looked like rosario tagged the plate, then took the glove off. then pill slid into the plate without getting tagged

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Sep 17, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions

It was a Jackie Robinson/ Yogi kind of slide. He hit the front of the plate first, did Pill.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Gotcha.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Of course, Yogi went ballistic.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Rookie

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 17, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions

I was thinking the same, since he looked way out to me

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions

his glove was in the middle of the plate

gonna be hard to tag a guy out before he scores wilmin

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Stop calling me wilmin.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

I think wilmin means "One who rants excessively" in some Nordic language.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions

wiLOLin!

Dude needs to learn how to apply a tag

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions

That was not a good attempt by Rosario.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah, you can’t really tag the guy by putting the glove in the middle of the plate.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 17, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions

So....uh..

Belt who?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 17, 2011 8:14 PM PDT via mobile reply actions

He looked out

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
LIBERAL USE OF CAPS

by greekfro on Sep 17, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions

rofl at kuip

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Sep 17, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions

WHEELS FALLING OFF FOR ROX

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions

wow rockies wow

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 17, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions

VROOOM

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
LIBERAL USE OF CAPS

by greekfro on Sep 17, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions

LOL ROCKIES!

Go Sharks!

by Dmitriy on Sep 17, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions

So uhhh....

if the Giants win tonight, does anyone think this “thing” is possible?

by notEdreese on Sep 17, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions

never crossed my mind!

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 17, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions

it’s only close because management decided it wasn’t possible, so they started playing the Baby Giants

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Says a lot about our management.

by notEdreese on Sep 17, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Not just “no” but “hell no.”

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions

VROOM

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 17, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions

LOLORADO

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Sep 17, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions

Krukow and Kuiper making fun of Ford.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions

There's an impLOLsion in Colorado!

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions

LOL Double steal

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 17, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions

Ford stealing vs the Rockies
Good memories

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions

vs the Padres, not so much

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions

PICKOFF VROOM

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Sep 17, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions

damn, this team is white-hot. I wouldn’t mind Brett Pill on the 25-man next year as a backup/bench player.

LOL ROCKIES IMPLOSION.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions

"Let's go Giants" echoing through Coors Field

It consoles me slightly

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions

Oh Rockies

If I didn’t fear that you were going to score 5 in the 9th, I’d start laughing at you right now

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions

this

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions

that

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions

and uh.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 17, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions

the other

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions

those

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.

by TGOH on Sep 17, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions

This is OUR division!!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 17, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions

This is Keppinger

Our division is unstoppable

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Sep 17, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions

OURS IS THE DIVISION

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions

AS HIGH AS LINCECUM

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions

WE DO NOT WALK

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions

HEAR ME BORK

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

UNTAGGED, UNHIT, UNSCORED UPON

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions

THROWING STRONG

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions

OCTOBER IS COMING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions

hee hee the Tullys took me forever

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

HERE WE STAND (LIKE A STATUE IN THE OUTFIELD)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

UMPIRE AND BLOOD

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions

WHEN THE RUN SCORING IS LOWEST

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions

AND WEST BEATS THE EAST

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions

btw this was a nice touch in the show

there’s that added scene with viserys and ser jorah in the tent where viserys is trying to steal the eggs

and they’re like

V: “DOES LOYALTY MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?”
J: “It means everything to me!”
V: “And yet, here you stand.”
J: “And here I stand.”

AND HERE WE STAND ARE THE MORMONT WORDS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions

NERBLOVE

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions

they need to make a mormont shirt

badass ladies + the old bear + ser jorah? YES.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

FAMILY, DUTY, HOMERS

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Don't forget HUBRIS!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Boom.
Make it happen, CSN.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 17, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions

maybe the giants don’t make the playoffs. but it’d be REALLY sweet to sweep the rockies in a 4 game series at coors field

Giants baseball, torture!

by wtfmate on Sep 17, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions

Darn

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:17 PM PDT reply actions

Dagnabbit!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh he learns quickly

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:17 PM PDT reply actions

damn

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 17, 2011 8:17 PM PDT reply actions

Poopenshafter

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:17 PM PDT reply actions

Ford literally cannot find a way to be safe at any base.

shoulda slid in headfirst in a hook slide.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:17 PM PDT reply actions

haha

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Sep 17, 2011 8:18 PM PDT reply actions

LOL Belt

by rpm164 on Sep 17, 2011 8:18 PM PDT reply actions

I come here to say, LOLorado

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:18 PM PDT reply actions

Too soon.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Never

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

You're right. I'm just nervous about Coors field.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

I read that was LOLando, and was about to agree. Notice we were even losing the game before he came out?

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions

HAY GUYSZ

The Giants are at a +3 run differential. The first time it’s been positive in nearly 2 months LOL.

Sergio Romo: The Giants welcome wagon.
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...

by ramin on Sep 17, 2011 8:18 PM PDT reply actions

when they were in first!

not sayin’, just jinxin’

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Sep 17, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

LOLorado

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Ohhhhh! Fontenot IS alive.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:18 PM PDT reply actions

Just for the moment

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions

LOLorado

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions

reply fail

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

For now

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Hey look! Fontenot makes a guest appearance!

…whoops! Make that a cameo appearance.

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:18 PM PDT reply actions

Despite Bochys best efforts

The Giants continue to score runs for the new guys.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 17, 2011 8:18 PM PDT via mobile reply actions

hmmm

Andrew Baggarly
In this series, we saw 1st cycle by a Giant since Fred Lewis. Now first 2-triple game since Lewis. You’d think F-Dot was a Hall of Famer.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:19 PM PDT reply actions

I would never think that.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 17, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions

He had some vroom.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions

/Drops pop up

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions

HE WAS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

/500 comment debate

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

nice, another big inning. We’ve been getting alot of those lately. I’ll have to go back and count how many 3+ run innings over this win streak.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:19 PM PDT reply actions

The New York Yankees have 19 losing seasons in their entire existence.

The Pittsburgh Pirates have 19 losing seasons…in a row.

Sergio Romo: The Giants welcome wagon.
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...

by ramin on Sep 17, 2011 8:19 PM PDT reply actions

Congratulations?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions

CURSE OF BONDS

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions

1960 bitches!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 17, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Efficient!

They were able to do in 19 years what it took the Yankees a hundred to do

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Sep 17, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions

finally, a baseball category where the Yankees aren't number 1!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 17, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Jim, you best apoligize for insinuating me waking up was bad luck. I’ll be waiting ;)

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

admit it

you dozed off during the top of this inning

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

You were asleep 5 minutes ago weren’t you?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Sep 17, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions

I woke up right before Mota gave up those runs. Long shift yesterday/today, almost no sleep

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions

OH! No more broken ankle? That’s awesome…long shifts suck. Especially when they carry over into the next day

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Sep 17, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Back to work AND a baby to watch

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions

yeah, the ankle healed a few months ago, actually, so that’s good. and yep, got the baby to take care of nowadays!

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Which means…NO SLEEP FOR YOU! Just…whatever you do….don’t get the baby a stuffed “Dinger” doll

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Sep 17, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m ready big boy. I ran out of hot dogs.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m just going to assume you meant you had to go get some hot dogs, not that you were…. um yeah.

Whats up buddy? How you doin?

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Same ol same ol.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

book coming along?

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

almost done!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

sweet! got a publisher lined up?

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Publisher?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, those are like auditions. We’ll see.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions

I know wins are useless

But Waldis has a chance at his first major league win here.

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

ROMO!

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

Oh, it’s only the 8th inning.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions

I’m so confused.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Hey Kruk

Romo is capable to close right now for the Giants.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions

Not until he gains the closer mentality.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Fucking strawhat shit from every corner.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Good luck, rookie

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 17, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions

Oh gawd

Burriss at 2nd

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions

I’ll say it. His defense at 2B has been good this year, from what I’ve seen.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

He has decent range

But also some clank in his glove

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions

I like the range. It’s a sight for sore eyes with Kepp out there everyday.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions

He did okay there the other day. Wasn’t it Burriss and Crawford with the dreamy double play?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions

I haven’t watched a full Giants game in a while.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions

STFD!

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions

Nasty.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions

STFD

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 17, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions

LOL rook!

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 17, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions

So who will pitch the 9th?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions

Casilla of course

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

gas can Castilla

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

STFD

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Sep 17, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions

Good luck, other rookie

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 17, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions

Stop with the broadcaster jinxing!!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions

Kruk doing his best to jinx Romo

by rpm164 on Sep 17, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions

SERGIO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions

Romosexual Roll Call

Red 5 Standing By

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions

Surprised it took this long

but…HERE!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Sep 17, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions

here!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Um, likewise!!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Fluke hit

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 17, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions

SERGIO

FINISH HIM

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions

Oh Romo, you're the closer of my dreams

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions

that first pitch to this hitter was wicked. is that his sinker?

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions

I went to Stanford

Sergio Romo: The Giants welcome wagon.
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...

by ramin on Sep 17, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions

I feel like bringing some lemon honey tea to Kruk.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions

Darren Ford would get thrown out going to the bathroom

by bernardking on Sep 17, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

Dammit Romo

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

bloops ffffff

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

Fucking BABIP regression...

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

Ugh, lame hit.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

Coors Field sucks.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

I can’t believe Bochy took out Cabrera

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

his children were kidnapped for Crawford playing-time ransom.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Rockies can no longer win by hitting a popup to SS

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 17, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Big out

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 17, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

OH NOES

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

JUICED BALLZ!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Sep 17, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

Fowler is due to make an out

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions

Er, I mean at the plate...

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions

Fuck yes!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

When do you get your own commercial?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Hers would involve a coffee table….and a score book

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Sep 17, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions

I hid the score book. Haven’t seen it since May… and it probably got packed in a box somewhere during one of our “yes we’re moving” periods.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions

“Yes, we’re moving. Not really”?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Sep 17, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

We were going to move to Auburn in May, put a deposit down on a place and everything… The very next week the Mr’s company gets bought out and he got transferred to Rancho Cordova. Too long a commute, from Auburn so we didn’t move… but since we know we will eventually be moving, I didn’t unpack stuff.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions

That’s a positive spin on things! Now, by “eventually” what do you mean? Eventually like “within the next 12 months” or eventually like “we’re hoping to get out of here sometime in the next decade”? =P

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Sep 17, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions

yes

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions

/nod

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Sep 17, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions

I’d like to be out of here by the new year… but shit just keeps happening so who the hell knows……

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, hopefully your needs and your wants fall perfectly in line

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Sep 17, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Fowler has long legs

MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!

by Anonymous1337 on Sep 17, 2011 8:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions

So does the lunar lander

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions

No documentation

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

LOLorado

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

Oh god fucking Fowler

How do you suck against every other team but you just abuse us!

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

I remember how he got a walk after fouling a ball off his leg in The Game.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

I remember something involving a triple

But I really don’t remember the rest of that night well

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Tell that to every NL West catcher (except Miguel Montero, he’s actually good).

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

he took Hairston juice

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

He hits AZ better.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions

.261/.356/.490 vs. AZ
.254/.377/.384 vs SF

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

But what about his clutchiness stats!

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions

holy shit, he 2010 Torres’d AZ this year

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions

gasp
sigh

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

moan

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

/nap

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Good day!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

repeat daily

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions

ROMO!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

SERGIO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

Pill to the rescue!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 17, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

Don’t scare me, Pill.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

not his fault

O-Shit! was talking to him in the dugout

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

got him

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

And they don’t even score one

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 17, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

Stop listening to Cabrera Pill

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

important poll

what’s the better mattress jingle

SLEEEEPTRAIN YOUR TICKET TO A BETTER NIGHT’S SLEEP!

or

HAVE A GOOD NIGHT’S SLEEP ON US… MATTRESS DISCOUNTERS!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

Why does every radio DJ want to sell me a new mattress? All of them!

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Sep 17, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions

If you unpack those ads, you'll find eroticism at the heart of them all.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Mattress discounters

And I say this with annoyance because occasionally I’ll be driving around and for no apparent reason that song will pop into my head.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

mattress discounters takes the cake.

every time

Sergio Romo: The Giants welcome wagon.
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...

by ramin on Sep 17, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Sleeptrain

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

That’s tough

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 17, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

YOU'RE KILLING ME LARRY!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions

I guess no one here gets this one

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

BY MENNEN!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions

So, pretend we win tonight, are any of you becoming optimistic about this team sneaking in somehow?

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

IT’S KILLING ME!

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Sep 17, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Nope, we were listening to the game in the car and they were talking about how the Phillies had champagne on ice in case the clinched tonight. We decided if the Giants clinch anything all they deserve is warm seltzer water.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Not really

They would still be 5 games out of a playoff spot with 10 games remaining.

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions

No.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Haha, no.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions

LOL

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions

My answer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGRycUpBLS4

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 17, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Nah, but it'll make me feel better about the offseason

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by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions

alright, I wanted to make sure I wasn’t talking to delusional people :) if only Cabrera had never existed…

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by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

LINVING IN A LONELY WORLD

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions

SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Sep 17, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions

JUST A CITY BOY

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 17, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions

BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions

A SINGER IN A SMOKY ROOM

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions

A SMELL OF WINE AND CHEAP PERFUME

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Sep 17, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions

FOR A SMILE THEY CAN SHARE THE NIGHT

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions

IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I want it to happen, but I don’t think I know enough to feel settled on it either way.
Sure, they can make it. I know they can. But beyond that… eh.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 17, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Anyone ever seen Win Win?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

I'm a fan of his other movies

But I really dislike Giamatti

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by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Especially Tyrion - Trainmaster!

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by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions

So you haven’t seen it?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Nope, but based on his history, I'd guess it's relatively solid, if slightly saccharine

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by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions

it has a national song in it

that song is good.

haven’t seen the film though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions

I think I am going rent it tonight. Just wanted some opinions.

Never heard of National. Though I see you got tickets to their show

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions

yes, i am excited

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Also, I need help. Is the movie “Friends with Benefits” tolerable? the wife rented it to watch tonight

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by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

It's not bad.

I saw it with my girl, and we both found it well written and enjoyable, however, a cliche rom-com

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by ramin on Sep 17, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions

found it a* well written and enjoyable, however, cliche rom-com*

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by ramin on Sep 17, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Watched it a few weeks ago. Typical, predictable romantic comedy. blech

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions

I gave it credit for being a bit more well written than your avg shitty rom-com, though.

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by ramin on Sep 17, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions

right on. I hope it’s witty humor, because otherwise I won’t make it.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Tolerable yes but it drags on at the end.

Irrational Conor Gillaspie fanboy.

by Electric on Sep 17, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Is that the Justin Timberlake one?

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions

yeh

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by ramin on Sep 17, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Watch the TV Series instead /ducks

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Sep 17, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions

that’s nasty. I could get rich with a chick-flick TV channel, though.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Not nasty…more like “this is so idiotic it kinda makes sense and is making me laugh”

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Sep 17, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Giants team ERA/BAA/QS in 2010: 3.36/.236/95

Giants team ERA/BAA/QS in 2011: 3.07/.229/99 (so far)

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by ramin on Sep 17, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

Too bad they don’t know how to win

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

the difference an add of volgelsong, subtract zito makes.

+ a full year of madbum

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by ramin on Sep 17, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions

How do you pronounce Edgmer?

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions

like it's spelled

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 17, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Ed

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 17, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Like you’re drunk.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions

edmure

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Scott

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions

The Edge

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions

the g is probably silent

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Cleftjaw? The son of Dagmar?

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

H Sanchez!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions

HECTOR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions

I could see Joaquin taking RamRam's spot in the BP next year.

would Ramirez or Casilla have much trade value?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions

Maybe teams would like the SAVEZ

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions

They won't trade Casilla after this year

They loved him even before he was good

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 17, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions

not to mention he’s been really really good with the periphials (sp?) to back it up.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions

-

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions

would you be comfortable going into 2012 with Hector as the backup catcher to Buster?

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
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"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 17, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions

I would.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions

not unles he improves dramatically defensively

right now I would go Stewart

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Hector > Whiteside/Stewart, so yes

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 17, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Tommy Joseph

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 17, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions

well obviously

But I think he needs a couple more years. LTP baby

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 17, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions

I think he needs more time in the minors

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Benito Santiago

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions

If Posey’s healthy, I’ll be comfortable with the catching position whoever the backup is.

by Tristram on Sep 17, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions

I would.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Torres really needs to lay off those breaking balls

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions

other than his single, how have Torres’ ABs looked tonight? any good contact?

I fear he’s going to be non-tendered.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

Speaking of that,

A termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

what is the bartender’s reply? or is that it? because you could really make it better with another line.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

-

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

That's actually it, and you're right about another line.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

sorry, I’m critical of one-liners. I always try to personalize the jokes. I’m weird, I know

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by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions

what would he get in arb?

could still be a cheap solution as a safety net for the Giants

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions

probably $2MM after this horrific season.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

If I could keep it at $2mm, I think the Giants should

but like you, they may be thinking let’s take Andres’ & Cody’s money and use it to make a run at Beltran

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions

poor Burriss, that’s about as well as he can hit it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

Poor Burriss

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

That’s the most power Burriss has ever shown.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

Burriss hit something out of the infield?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

Best ball Burriss ever hit.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 17, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

Ugh

Cue the Willie Mays comparisons

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

Krukow sounds like Clint Eastwood now.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

Lets go into extras so he'll sound like Tom Waits

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by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions

The announcer has been drinking......

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm sure Kruk is Big in Japan

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by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions

You've probably seen this, but on the off chance you haven't....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_0E7x3Nqys

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Man that's awesome

Also, I’m sure you’ve seen this too, but it really made my day

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by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions

Also, I gotta learn Piano's Been Drinking on the piano

Trying to brush off 10 years of piano and learn Come on Up to the House now

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by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Kruk

Voice ain’t havin it.

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by ramin on Sep 17, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

Hey, just like old times

another hitless night for Burriss

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 8:39 PM PDT reply actions

He's had one at-bat, cut him some slack.

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by ramin on Sep 17, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Not having it

A line drive to deep center in Coors is the same as a weak 4-3 in any other park.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions

?

A 4-3 is a groundout.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

What’s his ISO again?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
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by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

What would Burriss attract in the open market?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 8:39 PM PDT reply actions

Flies?

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by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Unfortunately not the baseball kind.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 17, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions

A few dozen baseballs

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Get it done!

can you brush up a craigslist ad?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

An STD

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 17, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Flies

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

I happen to really like Manny, even though he sucks.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

SELFISH

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

This is a long game.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

It's not especially long...

The game started a bit after 5:40, so it’s been 3 hours.

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by ramin on Sep 17, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions

It started at 5

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

rain delay

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

That’s right. I forgot.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Nope

rain delay

by nofreetime on Sep 17, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

5:10 was scheduled first pitch, but there was a 32 minute rain delay.

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by ramin on Sep 17, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

/halfhearted chop

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

SELFISH BELTRAN

Doesn’t let others hit.

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by Jagersan on Sep 17, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

whippin’ out my clapper

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by son of ggf on Sep 17, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

sounds durty

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by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions

oooh good idea…
though I don’t know where mine’s at… [ahem]

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Is that normal?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions

only after the clap is contracted

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

I miss Nate.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

Dreamy?

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by Jagersan on Sep 17, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Beltran up to .300

Boras fiendishly rubs hands together

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 17, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions

He always does that. Beltran will get overpaid, for sure.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Boras is pissed off Weaver took a smaller deal to stay in Anaheim.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

What are comparable contracts in the last couple years?

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by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Werth, Soriano, Teixeira

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions

All younger though, right?

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by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions

All overpaid. It doesn’t matter.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm not doubting they're overpaid

But it seems to me that teams seem to be not providing more than 2 years for players over 35

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by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Rafael Soriano got 3 years, 35 mil to be a setup man. He also has opt-outs after every year. This is a guy who has been injured and was a risk.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, but that was a retarded Yankees overpay

And he just has to pitch, not field on creaky legs

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Werth has no upside whatsoever. He can only get worse. And when his contract ends, he will be 39 years old, on creaky legs too. He got 7 years/126 million.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

At age 31 though...

Right? I’m not trying to be antagonistic, I’m just wondering what his realistic comparables may be.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Also, why isn’t Romo getting the save?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions

Casilla is the designated backup closer!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

CANT HIT 90 MPH

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Romo doesn’t know how to close.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions

He has to pitch the 8th inning. That’s the role he was given.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Jairo’s got the closer mentality.

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions

What’s the difference who pitches the eighth and who pitches the ninth?

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 17, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Lacks closer mentality

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 17, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Romo pitches the 8th, duh.
Centerfielders bat leadoff
2nd basement bat 2nd
and
Romo pitches the 8th.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Sigh

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions

I don’t trust this pitcher-person.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions

with very good reason

by nofreetime on Sep 17, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

CRAWFORD!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

CRAW

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

CRAWFORD

CAN WE PLEASE NEVER SEE CABRERA AGAIN?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

in this line

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 17, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Jon Miller agrees

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

This please

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Bochy disagrees

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions

There is NO WAY Cabrera gets close to that one.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

BCRAW!!!

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Sep 17, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

No way in hell Cabrera gets that

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

Yup

Are they going to keep playing him at SS until he drops one of those easy pop-ups he keeps snow-coning?

by nofreetime on Sep 17, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions

No

Bochy will keep playing him as long as a lefty is on the mound.

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions

HAVE MERCY

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

He's cute.

Too cute.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions

whoa craw!!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 17, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

CRAWDADDY

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

Wow

The crowd sounds like they are playing in San Diego

by nofreetime on Sep 17, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

BRANDON FUCKING CRAWFORD

ORLANDO CABRERA DOESNT MAKE THAT EVER

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

Only in Bochy's oversized head does Cabrera make that play

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

CRAWDAD

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Sep 17, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

Cabrera makes that pla ROFLOL nah… can’t do it.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

He's like Gambit out there

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

I s D

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Sep 17, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

wth happened there

“I <3 CrawDaddy’s D”

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Sep 17, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions

LSD

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions

SANTIAGO

FINISH HIM

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions

Sorry Beltran, but Reyes pulls his hammy attempting to make that play.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 17, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions

FINISH HIM

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions

Casilla is going to blow this isn't he?

by nofreetime on Sep 17, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions

He hasn’t hit anybody yet…

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions

How happy do you have to be for a guy like Pill?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions

DON'T TELL ME HOW HAPPY I HAVE TO BE

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 17, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Sounds like you haven’t taken yours today.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Very!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions

I have to be none happy.
It’s who I am.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 17, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions

GTFO Dinger

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions

Literally

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

Dammit Casilla

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

DON'T BLOW IT

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 17, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

OH SHIT IS IT SPILBORGHS

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

Oh good. A walk.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

Ballgame..

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

OH NO ITS WORSE ITS MARK ELLIS

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

Please don’t go Spilborghs on our asses…Please don’t go Spilborghs on our asses…

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions

i have a bad feeling about this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

I miss Wilson.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

Your coffee table doesn’t.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

getting kinda cluttered under there actually.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Then this should bring back memories of him.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions

The bases would be loaded…. but we would win

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions

He'd be doing the same thing

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 17, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Well that pitch was close...not

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

That is the very last thing you can do there

You’ve got a 3 run lead, the ball should be right down the middle of the plate. Now the tying run is at the plate for free.

by nofreetime on Sep 17, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

alrite, I need a shower. I can’t watch this.

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

See, this is why I want Romo, a guaranteed strikeout guy, to close

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

I know there's a plate there somewhere.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

somewhere, somewhere

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Romo > Casilla

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

Except in the very tiny mind of Bighead.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Uh oh.

by Tristram on Sep 17, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

GET HIM OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

the epitome of our season

our nuts in Casilla’s hands

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by geef on Sep 17, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

Way to go

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 17, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

FUCKSTICKS!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

FUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

Torture.

by russian.tank on Sep 17, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

F U Casilla

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 17, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

Well crud

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Sep 17, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

WHEELS FALLING OFF WHEELS FALLING OFF

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

face...meet hand.../facepalm

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Sep 17, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions

SOMEBODY FIX THIS

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 17, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions

Aaaack!

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 17, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions

Bring in Notcasilla.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions

Lopez please.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions

why wouldn't you use Casilla in the 8th and Romo in the 9th - Fuck You Bork!!

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions

Does it matter? Do you think Casilla would do better in the 8th?

by Tristram on Sep 17, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions

No this doesn't surprise me

Casilla shouldn’t be the closer.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions

I’m pretty sure it’s against the rules to make a pitcher who doesn’t walk batters the closer.

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions

And now the walkoff HR

you can count on it

by nofreetime on Sep 17, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions

I FUCKING HATE FUCKING COORS FUCKING FIELD!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions

nothing to do with Coors field

though

by nofreetime on Sep 17, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions

__________________________

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions

Ah, I can use this

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions

it is happening again

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Fuck you again Bochy

You fucking child

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions

Insult to children everywhere

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Wilin Rosario == nuevo-Iannetta?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions

Bring in the Anti-Casilla please

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions

Open base!

by rpm164 on Sep 17, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions

GET HIM OUT OF THERE!!!!!!
NOW

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions

Come on!

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 17, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions

I fucking hate Casilla

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions

CRAWFORD WILL SAVE US

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions

Clearly the reason for this is because Gameday offers a badge for a Casilla save. Bochy really wants that badge.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 17, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

i lol'd.

Sergio Romo: The Giants welcome wagon.
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...

by ramin on Sep 17, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Also Bochy doesn’t know that Casilla can’t get the save.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 17, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions

lol

he has all the others

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Sep 17, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions

NEED ONE MORE OUT

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions

BOCHY STOP FUCKING SMILING

by Lakers1230 on Sep 17, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions

Oh, just keep him in there

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 17, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions

Bochy do something get casilla off the mound!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions

Never easy in Colorado

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Sep 17, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions

Except for last night…

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions

But I just don't see where this inning is different in any other ballpark

by nofreetime on Sep 17, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions

I FUCKING HATE THAT PIECE OF SHIT COCKSUCKER SHITBAG PURPLE FUCKING DINOSAUR

Sergio Romo: The Giants welcome wagon.
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...

by ramin on Sep 17, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

I blame the guy who said the Rockies would score 5 in the 9th.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 17, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions

One more out please

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions

NEED 2 MORE STRIKES

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions

He was taking the first pitch all the way

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions

Come on....

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 17, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

Wait, update to my hate list

1) Bork, 2) Cabrera, 3) Casilla, 4) Rowand, 5) Tejada

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

1) Dinger

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Good point.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't hate Casilla, he's being misused by a fucking idiot.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 17, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions

This

You forgot armando Benitez

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions

This

We all know that he’s a wild pitcher, but Bochy thinks that he’s closer material.

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions

He has the closer mentality!

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 17, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Yup

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 17, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions

ONE MORE STRIKE ONE MORE STRIKE ONE MORE STRIKE

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

HIDE THE GATORADE COOLERS

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 17, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

FINISH HIM

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

JAIRO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

FINISH HIM

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 17, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

Fuck you Dinger

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro: One who takes a curiously long time to reply to a comment
LIBERAL USE OF CAPS

by greekfro on Sep 17, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

Don't throw another pitch in the strike zone...

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah, I'm guessing this isn't going to end well...

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

____________________________________

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

how is dinger still allowed to hang out back there

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions

Maybe we could get Jon Miller to make a stink about it… worked for the juiced ball bullshit.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions

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Sergio Romo: The Giants welcome wagon.
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...

by ramin on Sep 17, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions

ew stop splashing lube everywhere

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Fear-sturbating?

Odd…

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions

SANTIAGO

FINISH HIM

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions

You're 0-2 with an open base.

NIBBLE

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 17, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions

here comes the slider getting too much of the plate

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

PHEW

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Sep 17, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

WIIIIIIIIN

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 17, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Sep 17, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

STFD

fuck!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 17, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

Finally. Woot.

Sergio Romo: The Giants welcome wagon.
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...

by ramin on Sep 17, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

STFD STFD STFD STFD STFD STFD

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

x

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

Oh thank god.

"Whatever you do, don't let them hit it to me" - Kuip to Kruk, spring training 1983

by edna ferber on Sep 17, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

STFD!

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

Never in doubt!!

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 17, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

-

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

STFD HEAR ME ROAR!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

ffff

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

x

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

OH GOD

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

isaac hempstead-wright is the cutest kid

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions

BRANFLAKES!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions

A crown for the dbacks

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions

dude natto just started watching!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions

serves him right for being racist!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions

oh yeah…. damnit

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

delete it or watever then

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

I subject-lined it.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Sorry :(

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions

It's cool

I didn’t see anything.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions

We Won!!!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

WIN

First ever adoptee: Steven Michael Decker, our 2012 San Francisco Giants Manager/starting catcher.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Sep 17, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

5 games back

lets be the 2008 rockies

by Mastapeace21 on Sep 17, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

PEW PEW

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Sep 17, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

I still love you, miss pew pew

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Sep 17, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions

pew pew

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Got me . . . again.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Back at ya!

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Sep 17, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions

STFD!!

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 17, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

HOLY CRAP

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Sep 17, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

x

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

yay

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 17, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

=

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH TEH AWESOME!!

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Sep 17, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

/dances

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Sep 17, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

also

didnt casilla used to throw close to 100 mph?

by Mastapeace21 on Sep 17, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

OMG 5 games back

i don’t not believe

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 17, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

dance

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 17, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

THAT

is fucked up. Seriously, we are almost mathematically eliminated yet we have to go thru this shit. FUCK YOU BOCHY!!!

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

lmao

people will complain about anything, huh?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions

lol

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions

heh

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Sep 17, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Hey it s a win, right?

got a different closer in mind?

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 17, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

yes

Casilla in the role he has always occupied (7th & 8th inning setup) and Romo as the closer until Wilson gets healthy which may not be until next season.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions

yeah you are right

dont know why Bochy feels like he has to stop it in the 8th with Romo and then won’t let him finish the game in the 9th.

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 17, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

ROMO

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 17, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Literally anyone else, non-Edlefsen/Runzler division.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 17, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions

And also not Zito, I guess.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 17, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Zito? No, God No!

/insert Michael Scott gif here

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

HA!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Sep 17, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions

x

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 17, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

sl

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 17, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

LOL ROCKIES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

Badgers?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Just in time for Doctor Who.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

Win, baby!

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 17, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

That’s “scuffling.”

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

LOL ME

I was stupid enough to believe that having someone other than Wilson pitch in the 9th would automatically make save situations less stressful.

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

LOL U

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Sweet christmas!

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 17, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions

Just got home

How the fuck long was that game?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 17, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions

rain delay

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

There was a rain delay

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 17, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

I WANNA SEE SOME DANCING CATS DAMNIT

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Sep 17, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions

zzzz

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 17, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions

-

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions

Oh yeah

Waldis Joaquin learned how to win today.

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions

WOOOOO

Time to watch Mayweather/Ortiz!

by monsterlxe on Sep 17, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions

creepin'

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 17, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions

littlefinger = giants

sansa = dbacks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions

I DID WARN U NOT TO TRUST MI TROLOLOL

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

I lol'd IRL

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions

:)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions

This reminds me of Thursday night when my “friends” brought over a stripper with her own lights and music.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions

was that stripper calvin coolidge?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Her name was “Jodi.” During the obligatory host lap dance, I asked her tenderly what she actually likes in a man.

She looked at me like I’m crazy.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 17, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions

-

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HOLY SHIT DUDE!!!

gif OVERLOAD MY COMPUTER IS GONNA DIE

by Mastapeace21 on Sep 17, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Welcome to GDTs.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 17, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions

hey Dinger

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Sep 17, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

suckitdinger

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Sep 17, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

LOL

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Sep 17, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

=

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions

PoseidonsFist The #rockies have now clinched a non-winning season.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions

wow.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions

giants clinched a winning season

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Sucks for them.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions

success

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 17, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

LOLorado

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

lol this team

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 17, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions

Hey, I didn’t get a badge for Casilla’s save

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions

I did.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 17, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Giants run differential tonight

+1 motherfuckers!

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Sep 17, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions

YES!!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

We did it!!!!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

LOLorado

by ecost on Sep 17, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions

-

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions

i can't find the Don't Stop Believing singalong :(

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions

Ctrl+F

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 17, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions

forward slash /small town girl

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions

I knew Casilla had it all the way..... /faints

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 17, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions

yes on this one

by bernardking on Sep 18, 2011 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions

=

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions

I’m too lazy to write anything tonight, so we’ll just go with what Grant had pre-scheduled.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions

:(

I liked fake Grant.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 17, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions

but i'm updating my itunes album art

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

just say "Hodor"

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Make that relevant to this game.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 17, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

He’s camping ALL WEEKEND???

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions

What the hell?

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Sep 17, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I still call shenanigans, there’s no basements in the woods!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

The fresh air alone could be fatal, let alone the raccoons.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

I don’t know, have you seen Criminal Minds? They build some creepy stuff out in the woods.

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Sep 17, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

If he comes back and we are 4 games out, his head will fall off

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 17, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions

and only then will jponry win

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

ALL HAIL OUR NEW LEADER!!

VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!!!

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 17, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Revolución jponrina

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 17, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

=(

But…but….please?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Sep 17, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

You can put the Sabes & Baer comic in it.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

that racist filth???

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

So...does anyone believe?

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 17, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

I can’t say I don’t not believe, unfortunately.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 17, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I don’t not believe

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

Not believe, I don’t

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Sep 17, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

when do we play the dbags?

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Sep 17, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Next weekend.
Remaining, 1 vs. rocks, 3 in LA, 3 in AZ, 3 vs. Rocks at home

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 17, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions

The Arizona Wildcats losing would make me happier than the Arizona Diamondbacks losing.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 17, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions

I live in Arizona and hate them both

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh man

Just say the Crawford play in the 9th, that was awesome.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 17, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions

I just looked back at it on the DVR… bad ass. That kid can pick it. Did you see the Gmag where he’s doing all his tricks? I hope he puts one of those into a game sometime

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Landon Donovan is the Dbacks

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

then

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions

And then

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 17, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Just saw this

So he’s basically Brian Wilson now?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 17, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes. Bad influences, you know.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Imagine if the absurd happens

And we are 1 game back going to AZ….

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 17, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

I would even take 3 GB going into Arizona

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

I’d take that, too.

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 17, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions

oh cool, we ended up winning. My shower was a success! Hey, the 2007 Rockies probably thought it was too little too late as well, and they ended up winning 21 of 22.

I’ve decided to enjoy this winning streak and believe they can make it!

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

if they do finish less than 3 out of the WC or division, I’m blaming OCab (and thus, Bochy)

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Or all those losses against the Braves. 2 games = that one Wilson blown save.

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 17, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

IIRC Cabrera bobbled a ball in the 9th vs the Braves that opened the door to their rally. Instead of 1 out, none on, they got a leadoff baserunner.

then there was the jump for a ball he didn’t have to jump for vs HOU. or the dropped popup in SD that ended up breaking a tie game. or the… Face it, he’s made a million fuckups already.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah. Cabrera pretty much single handedly may have cost us the season..I mean Sabean for trading for Cabrera.

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by positiveuphemism on Sep 17, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

we’ll find out in 1.5 weeks what kind of damage he did. don’t forget that we’re only mentioning his shitty defense, not even getting into his .220 OBP

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by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions

lol…220. wow

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by positiveuphemism on Sep 17, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions

it was .220 last I checked (with SF only, that is).

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by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Me too

I just keep thinking we can sweep in AZ. If we do that we just need to make up 2 games in 7 games. W/ the way the Dbags are slumping, it’s possible.

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by positiveuphemism on Sep 17, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Tomorrow with Saunders going against Harang, very winnabe for the Friars

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions

*winnable

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions

see guys? this really is doable if they stay hot. we got Cain going for us tomorrow, then Timmeh/Bum/Vogelsong in LA. We could easily win another 4 straight.

Do we face Kershaw in LA?

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by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions

A few weeks ago the answer was no. Dunno if their rotation has changed.

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by positiveuphemism on Sep 17, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

knowing the dodgers, they’ll align it just to fuck us

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by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

if the LA series starts Monday, they’d have to pitch him on short rest.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions

I believe they did just that, actually.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 17, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

To be fair

The ‘07 Rockies did have time on their side. The Giants don’t, but it’s still remotely possible.

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, and don’t bet against a streak.

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by positiveuphemism on Sep 17, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions

If we finish on a 17 game run, we will probably win the WC or division and no one will want to face us.

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by positiveuphemism on Sep 17, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

21 of 22 was 13 straight, then Game 162, plus 3 NLDS, 4 NLCS and then no WS wins.

so basically, if the Giants win out, that is already what, 17 straight? ’07 had less time on their side than we do

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by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

So 5 GB in the division AND the WC, right?

fucking Mets, so what is wrong with you weak hitting bitches – can’t you score some runs? do we need to send Hensley and Dunston your direction?

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

Haha we did kind of take their best hitter.

by busterbarelyevenknowher on Sep 17, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

LoL

Andrew Baggarly
Brian Wilson will be activated tomorrow, Bochy said.

hmmmm

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

LOL so we get more of this

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Brian Wilson is the first guy to pat Casilla on the back after that wild, Wilsonian save. Just like the bearded one would’ve done it.

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 17, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Wilson patted him on the back after he lined up a Gatorade jug and a bat in the dugout for safe measure

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Casilla just warming us up for the torture?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 17, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Guess I better move the stacks of resumés and job applications out from under the coffee table huh?

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by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Did Romo even get a save opportunity during Wilson’s absense?

by jhawx on Sep 17, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Maybe one.

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

I hope the thought of getting back into the race isn’t causing them to make any bad decisions re: wilson

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by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

YAY CLUTCHING AT STRAWS

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by shanghaijim on Sep 17, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

The closer we get the more Bochy will go into veteran mode….

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by kb2011sfg on Sep 17, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions

He’d be blind to not see they started winning when the kids got playing time. Hell, this kind of shake-up should have happened back in mid August.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions

He’s blind.
Break out the white canes and guide dogs.

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by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Cabrera started tonight

Bork is already there, tomorrow will be OCab and Huff

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by kb2011sfg on Sep 17, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Day game after a night game so maybe not.
Injury update on Stewart anyone?

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by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions

hopes not…..lets see what these kids can do

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by kb2011sfg on Sep 17, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

TROY TULOWITZKI IS UNCLUTCH, SUCKS

From Purple Row:

Hector Gomez went two for four in his MLB debut (but, much like the shortstop he’s filling in for, he did come up empty with the tying run in scoring position in the bottom of the ninth.)

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 17, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions

from what I’ve read, they’ve been rambling about Tulo being unclutch all year.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Clutch pass interference by Stanford there

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by El Person on Sep 17, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions

“clutch doesn’t exist!”

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by giant4life83 on Sep 17, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Stanfurd……. Ugh… It hurts to say it but… Andrew Luck is a beast…

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by calgiants86 on Sep 17, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions

What is great about baseball and the way the season plays out is that

sure you have to make it to the playoffs, but it is more important how you are playing at the end of the season than winning 100 games and smoking your #2 intra division rival by 10 games. Shit, then you relax, you don’t keep your edge sharp and then you play the team in the NLDS and NLCS that has been in elimination mode at the end of the season and they win the series. Having the Padres push us to Game #162 helped the Giants roll into the playoffs. Suffice to say, it is clearly a long shot, but if we make it, it will be only because we are playing extremely well at the end of the year.
Okay, I will now put down the bong.

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by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions

I don't like this, actually

If the game were run my way there would be no playoffs, only the World Series.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 17, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Remember when we were in our twenties back in the 1930s, shit man, that was the way we use to do it

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Sep 17, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

What Is This Thing?

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by son of ggf on Sep 17, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions

It is a Thing that we are maybe kinda in?

Just putting our toe in, testing the waters

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 17, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions

It Feels Like Some Thing

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by son of ggf on Sep 17, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Our Magic number is 16

We can do it!

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by positiveuphemism on Sep 17, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions

Has Graham been heard or seen from since he set off for college?

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by Merope on Sep 17, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions

I think so, just the other night

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by son of ggf on Sep 17, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions

ok i wrote a PGT

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/9/17/2432520/post-game-thread-when-all-is-darkest

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

I was in the middle of writing one. D:

by Natto on Sep 17, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

you lose

good day sir

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 17, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

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