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Panda Cycle!!!
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
by calgiants86 on Sep 15, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
YAY PANDA CYCLE!!!!!!!!!!
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
Is there a cycle in this thread?
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
Pablo <3
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
by jponry on Sep 15, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Panda Cycle
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
by capra on Sep 15, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Belt dinger
MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!
by Anonymous1337 on Sep 15, 2011 7:41 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Cyclone
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
that handshake Pablo has with DeRosa makes me nervous
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
DeRosa's arm will fall off from it
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Makes DeRosa nervous, too
http://veteranandrook.mlblogs.com/2011/09/15/like-little-leaguers-again-mark-derosa/
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Sep 15, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently, the new thread is an invitation to the slower posters to find PandaCycle pics
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Oh hey
They took out Huff not Belt this time
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Ok, this is why we still love the Giants
Pablo and Timmy and Vogelsong and Cain and Romo and fun.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on Sep 15, 2011 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Why is Bochy's head so big and his intellect so tiny?
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 15, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
The pitch limit is 109
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff is out
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Does this thread have cycles in it?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
THROW STRIKES ASSHOLE
Big lead…. one easy way to fuck it up
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
actually, there are a few and we have tried them all this season
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Strikes, Giants pitcher
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
He is done. Take him out
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2011 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
Affeldt!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
/Affeldt appears with a carving knife.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 15, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Perfect time for Mota
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Holy shit Pablo is one fire!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I AM THE PIE THAT GUARDS THE REALMS OF MEN
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
BOOM SHAKA LAKA!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Pandafense!
Gold glove!
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
nope
someone already said it on a thread earlier in the week.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift-A! just got home and 7 RUNZ?!?...in COL???!!!
my fever must be peaking, I’m clearly hallucinating
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
:) thx, I’m clearly on a streak, wake up to wins, come home to wins, come home late to runz
I could get used to this! also, YAY PANDA! Can’t wait for the highlights!
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
You are streaking?
Hawt
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
this would be soooo perfect if I knew/had the patience to learn how to post pics here:
( just a click away!!!) :)
http://www.lickthespoonclean.com/2010/08/18/nude-cupcake-shirt/
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
LICK THE SPOON CLEAN!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I know the groupthink around these parts leans pie rather than cake…
but she’s so danged cute! Cupcakes must feel so cooped up in those wrapper thingys, I shall be more than happy to set a couple free! ;)
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
The bestest part was Panda-man hitting one of each.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
it’s official, my Pawesome Pablo stuffed bear comes out of the “Time-Out Closet” tonight! :D
any word yet from the interview(s)?
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
Nope, nothing. It’s been so long since I’ve job hunted… I’m not sure what that means.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Thanks!
If I don’t get this one, there’s still a few others I’ve applied for out there. They are establishing a pool, and will wait until they have defined their need. Blah blah blah.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
well, at least,
you’re learning the ’language"
I see you subscribe to the same job finding strategy I do…
blanket the county with your resume, til someone hires you! :D
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
Ha! I’m working on 3 counties! There’s really not much out there that I actually want. I don’t have to find something ‘til January but I’m starting to get antsy.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
/bows to your obvious superiority
well done you! nothing worse than a teacher without a classroom, what to do with all this free time?!
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
Well it’s more to do with our geography than any additional chutzpah on my account. Part of Sac, part of Placer, part of Nevada counties.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Observation too important to be confined to the last thread
The last three players to hit for the cycle all came up as catchers.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
stranger than fiction
who was the last Giant and when was it done?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Fred Lewis?
holy shit.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Led Frewis
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Fred Lewis
2007 in Colorado
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh-oh, it's EdLOLefsen
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Obviously Buster is super amazing
But I think I’d rather have Pablo. It’s great that we don’t have to choose.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Hey AAMCO!
Fuck you and all of your pathetic commercials! Assholes!
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
I will never take my car to AAMCO
I hate their fucking commercials. They base their whole marketing campaign on STUPID people who don’t know how cars work
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Exactly
“My idiot light is on. What can that possibly mean?”
“It means you’re a fucking idiot!”
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 15, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It means I'm gonna charge you $900 to change a fucking bulb
Because you’re too stupid to breathe
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Vogelsong wasn't throwing strikes
That’s why we’ll replace him with a guy who clearly does a better job at that
Should've brought in Zeets
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh. I can’t watch.
I’m going out to the patio to help the cat catch moths.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
TWO
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Bruce Bochy showing his brilliant imagination.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
there is some creativity in that oversized skull
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Edlefsen for infielder!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
TWO
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 15, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
3-6-1
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
a rookie 3-some?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
twss
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
let me know what you find, but you may want to refrain from posting pic
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, give Bochy credit for having Belt over there...
Huff can’t make that throw to save his life.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Sing with me
‘Cause you…
You mean the world to me
Oh… I know, I know
I’ve found in you
My Edlefsen
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
OK so Belt is out..
Hector will hit a dinger
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Oh Belt
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
BeLOLT
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2011 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
brandon is making me sad
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
the other brandon can make you happy :)
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
One Brandon makes you happy
And the other makes you sad
And it doesn’t matter which one
They both make Bochy mad.
Go get a veteran. Maybe Ca-brer-a.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 15, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Do you know something we don't, jim?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I concur.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 15, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Gonzalez already had a fractured wrist or something
MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!
by Anonymous1337 on Sep 15, 2011 7:53 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
You guys all realize that Rowand and Tejada were hitting higher than Belt, right?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Goddamn it
Why did we get rid of them!!!!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of them...
Did anyone pick them up? /hope
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Yeah, but they aren’t paying Belt a bizillion dollars.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
no they weren't
coming into the game, Belt had a .304 wOBA
Rowand was at .270
Tejada was at .254
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
If wOBA is so important, why isn't it on the scoreboard?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Curse your advanced stats!
I’m old school. BATTING AVERAGE and RIBEYES!!!!!!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
it isn't the % of failures that have pissed us off
it was the sheer number of failures that made us put Rownads and Tejadas heads on sticks.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
what’s his K% now?
There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.
BRAIN DEAD CREAM OF WHEAT WITH SUGAR AND LOW FAT MILK WITH WHITE TOAST AND BUTTER!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
Mmmm... toast and butter
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Felipe Alou says hi!
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 15, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Moises says
“let me pee on your hands”
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
CRAWFORD
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 15, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
The pretty Brandon is hitting
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
Cue creepy PTB pic
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Reminds me of a camper
He went up to me and said, “Fist me. I love fisting!” He meant fist bump, but that didn’t stop me and my coworker from cracking up.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
I believe the Operating Committee will be sending Kruk and Kuip
to FCC etiquette school in the off season
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
GRAB SOME ENVIRO-SAFE POLYMER SEATING EQUIPMENT, TOFU!
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 15, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
How many cycles? How many no-hitters?
Isn’t cycle the 2nd least common thing behind a perfect game?
Not counting unassisted triple plays and oddities like that.
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 15, 2011 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
Giants getting a hit with RISP in August is pretty rare...
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Wow. I thought those numbers were under 100.
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 15, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet the Giants didn't have more than 272 hits with RISP in August
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
272 HITS in august would actually be a decent number for most teams.
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 15, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Interestingly enough
There have been two postseason no-hitters but no postseason cycles.
Thrill says
“dammit MSU”
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
Need another run for insurance. Then we should be okay. Or another egg on the board.
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 15, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
Barry wants to know if an avocado is acceptable
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
booo
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 15, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
"Let's use Edlefsen, what can go wrong?"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
The Giants will still lose this game.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2011 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
Of course Ianetta
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Take this fucking gas can out
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2011 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
Fucking hell. Fucking Ianetta. Fucking Edlefson. Fucking Bochy for putting in Fucking Edlefson. Fucking hell.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
Oh good
Runzler is warming up
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
The next Wellemeyer
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Gee, his numbers pointed to him being the next Mariano fucking Rivera
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 15, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
why is Bochy so into Edlefsen and Runzler lately?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I think Edlefsen will end up being pretty decent…
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
I don't
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Because Bochy, with his head being so far up his ass, has the ear of his large colon.
And we know what shitty strategists large colons are.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 15, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh good, it's RUNZler coming in
I feel much better
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
we have more relievers...right
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 15, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
Sure
Zito.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
QUICK!!! POUR SOME GASOLINE ON THIS BLAZE!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
Hey, Bochy, hand Edlefsen a ticket to Fresno when you pull him
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
fuck Fresno...how about the Arizona League?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
at least runzler is coming in
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 15, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
do all fans want to slap their manager on a daily basis
or is this us lucky giants fans?
BBzler?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
Runzler and his 7.43 ERA will save us
Right?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
LOL Bochy
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 15, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Coors adjusted
is more like 17.43
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
According to B-R's neutralizer
Adjusted to 2011 Coors Field it’s 9.00. Adjusted to 2000 Coors Field it would be 13.26.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Bonds' 2001 line in Coors always cracked me up. Something like 120 HR.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Only 3 seasons below 1.000 OPS
Year Age G PA AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI SB BB SO HBP SF BA OBP SLG OPS RC Gact
1986 21 113 524 438 106 117 34 4 20 70 46 82 102 2 2 .267 .384 .500 .884 83 113
1987 22 150 654 582 137 175 42 11 31 82 39 65 88 4 3 .301 .373 .570 .943 123 150
1988 23 144 699 595 160 209 41 6 33 96 24 99 82 3 2 .351 .445 .607 1.052 160 144
1989 24 159 764 632 160 196 47 9 26 96 43 127 93 1 4 .310 .424 .536 .960 144 159
1990 25 151 703 570 161 207 42 4 44 177 69 123 83 4 6 .363 .475 .682 1.157 185 151
1991 26 153 718 558 146 197 38 6 33 178 56 142 73 5 13 .353 .479 .620 1.099 167 153
1992 27 140 719 530 177 204 49 6 47 168 54 176 69 6 7 .385 .537 .766 1.303 219 140
1993 28 159 758 588 185 230 48 5 59 177 36 160 79 3 7 .391 .518 .791 1.309 242 159
1994 29 158 745 597 181 218 33 1 66 166 51 133 61 11 4 .365 .486 .755 1.241 218 112
1995 30 162 793 612 173 210 43 10 47 166 44 169 93 8 4 .343 .488 .676 1.164 200 144
1996 31 158 755 558 173 200 34 4 53 181 50 190 76 1 6 .358 .518 .719 1.237 208 158
1997 32 159 763 569 170 192 33 6 49 140 46 179 87 10 5 .337 .499 .675 1.174 191 159
1998 33 156 777 596 171 211 55 9 46 174 35 165 92 10 6 .354 .497 .708 1.205 209 156
1999 34 102 466 372 121 110 23 2 41 109 17 87 62 4 3 .296 .431 .699 1.130 112 102
2000 35 143 665 512 174 179 34 5 59 143 14 142 77 4 7 .350 .489 .781 1.270 197 143
2001 36 153 760 520 184 200 41 3 93 197 17 227 93 11 2 .385 .576 1.012 1.588 300 153
2002 37 143 727 451 173 197 41 3 61 163 12 262 47 12 2 .437 .648 .947 1.595 275 143
2003 38 130 621 422 153 165 28 1 56 123 9 184 58 13 2 .391 .583 .860 1.443 209 130
2004 39 147 705 404 171 166 33 4 55 135 8 286 41 12 3 .411 .658 .921 1.579 245 147
2005 40 14 57 45 12 15 1 0 6 15 0 11 6 0 1 .333 .456 .756 1.212 16 14
2006 41 130 533 385 96 117 27 0 31 100 4 136 51 11 1 .304 .495 .616 1.111 116 130
2007 42 126 521 358 97 112 16 0 34 86 6 157 54 4 2 .313 .524 .642 1.166 120 126
Career 3050 14427 10894 3281 3827 783 99 990 2942 680 3302 1567 139 92 .351 .504 .714 1.218 3939 2986
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
I love the 2001-2004 numbers
2001: .385/.576/1.012
2002: .437/.648/.947
2003: .391/.583/.860
2004: .411/.658/.921
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
And that’s not the stupid minor league OBP/SLG/OPS statline!
And even if it were, those would still be really fucking good numbers!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Yeah, if someone were hitting whatever/.391/.583, that would be thrilling.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Yeah, if Panda ever put up that line, we’d go fucking nuts.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Who else was up in the pen?
I think i saw RamRam (UGH)
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
At least RamRam is inconsistent
Edlefsen and Runzler are consistently bad
Stupid frozen burger patties
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
What this inning needs is a Runzler walk! Great thinking!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
THROW FUCKING STRIKES
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
WHY ARE THERE NO OUTS YET?!
I’m not happy :(
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
HAHAHA
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2011 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
THROW STRIKES ASSHOLE
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THROW A FUCKING STRIKE!!!!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Always appropriate
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
LOL K and K blaming the park.
That fucking park gave up those hits.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
LOL Beltran
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
Fucking rocket shot ran into a glove...
Now he can proceed the walk the entire ballpark
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Runzler should go take the Black and never return..
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
his oath will force him to stop fucking the Giants...
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 15, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa
Runzler has 2 strikes on someone?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Oh good, Runzler has the good fastball
Which means the HR will be even longer.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
Which means the HBP will result in a DL stint
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Yeah. How many more cycles is he expecting Panda to hit?
by wearingmyrallythong on Sep 15, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
But Romo can't face a lefty.
Fucking Bochy. It’s like watching the antics of your drunk, retarded uncle EVERY FUCKING NIGHT!
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 15, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I know I wasn't the only one who called it when someone said
“C’mon Vogie, get through 5 innings so you can get a "W"". to which I replied, “with our bullpen and the way Bork uses them, Ryan you need to try to go 7 or 8”. Well, for shit sakes Ryan, you barely went 5+ so I can’t feel sorry for you. You were victimized by your asshole Manager and your shitty bullpen.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
and his own inability to get someone out last inning
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
He left with one out.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
From Panda's diving stop of a bullet...
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
That was me (the get through 5 innings part). I still have hope!
by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 15, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks for doing business
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Post traumatic stress syndrome
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
and when this season is over
you won’t remember anything from the 162 games either. “Where did Rowand go?”
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh goody
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Ugh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
It is known
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
LOL fuck
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 15, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
screams at the universe
GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How unexpected!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Yes, isn't it?
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 15, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
OH, COME ON!!!
bs bs bs bs bs bs bs bs bs bs bs…I say BS!!!!!
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
BAN STICK!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Form a search party!
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
/Looks around the MCC Dungeon
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
He's gotta be somewhere in your purse!
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
Panda ready to start his 2nd cycle this game...
After all, it’s gonna go 15 innings, right?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Runzler brings out the Id Monster in me
He is a true piece of shit on the mound. Get him the FUCK away from the Giants, please???
"He couldn't remember where he was. The thought made him smile."
Finally!
Now the shitty part of the bullpen is out of the way.
/Zito pitches the 8th
that cheesesteak doesn’t look that good imo
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
How come they have scrub relievers with ERAs of 2.41
when our scrub relievers have ERAs of 7.42?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Let's trade with them
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
BOSS
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
I'm missing an "M"; has anyone seen it?
Oh, there it is. In Escalona’s first name. It’s the last place I would’ve looked.
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
I love edging
Makes the lawn look so crisp and perky!
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
He was out. LOL UMPS
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
Great play at third
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
You know what?
I HATE COORS FIELD!!!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
A great place for the Ringling Brothers headquarters
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM
That’s some nice baserunning by Cody.
Heads up play from Ross
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2011 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
Cody Ross!
He’s no Reuben Rivera!
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
Beltran wants to join the HR party
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
He really wants that insurance run, does he?
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
Our portly third baseman is better than yours Colorado
Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....
FAILTRAN
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 15, 2011 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
overanxious
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d like for him to hit a grand slam in the 9th.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Hitting for the cycle is overrated.
Why not just hit four home runs?
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
Two Yankees did it on the same day once. Gehrig and Rizzuto, I think.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
of course
junior circuit
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Clownball!
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 15, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
agreed
that way you can just stand in the batters box and walk around the bases….Parra style
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Where is that big fat asshole?
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Beltran's at bats have not helped tonight
GIDP blew what could’ve been a big inning. Pop up fails to score Ross from 3rd.
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
will there be anyone left to pitch tomorrow?
bork bork bork….
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
GTFO! Is he “available” again? I thought they put him out to pasture…not good news :(
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
Well, technically he is engaged now....
Oh! You mean to pitch. Yes.
by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 15, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Futures Game on Saturday
Surkamp v. Pomeranz
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I read that as Surkamp v. Pokemon
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Sox lead down to 3
lol, let the freakout begin!!
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
OMG teh Yankees and Red Sox might not be in the playoffs!
WHAT ABOUT THE METS?
Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....
Yankees will make it. They always do.
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 15, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t wait to see Simmons squeal like a girl
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 15, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
get the fire department on stand by
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks Bork
for making this game closer than it needed to be.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
We got Ianetta out!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
PrediKtions for Brandon Belts AB!
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
CHICKEN DINNER
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
You’re magic.
I must touch you.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Cabrera PH for him
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 15, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
DFA before he gets to the plate
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 15, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
single
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
HBP, wrist so can't play winter ball
Probably a strikeout or something.
GasCan in the ninth?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Shift A
So 7-5 at Coors is like what?
2-1.5 at a normal field?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Also
PANDA CYCLES
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
I just keep hearing
“This isn’t good folks…”
over and over again in my stupid brain.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
I guess that's why
no lead is safe in Coors Field or something.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
You know what I miss? The fucking Ashkan update. Where is Amy G. with my Ashkan update!?
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
LOL BELT
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
TOO SOON
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
Always appropriate
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
49ers plan for Tony Romo:
Sit back and watch him implode
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Bring me a pizza
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 15, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Done.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Sep 15, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
BELT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
BELTED!
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
BELT!!!
Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?
by TimLaser and MattyC on Sep 15, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
BELTED
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
BELT!!
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 15, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY CRAP OPPO TACO
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Called it !!!!!!!!! Kind of
MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!
by Anonymous1337 on Sep 15, 2011 8:30 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
FUCK YOU BOCHY!
YEAHHHHH BBELT!
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
Belt BABIP: 0.000
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
BELT YES
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
Hector Sanchez does not look like a major league hitter
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
I like this reserve-jinx you've got going on
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck doubles
doubles in Coors are like singles everywhere else. It’s the new economy.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
LEFTIES CAN'T HIT LEFTIES
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 15, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
LEFTIES CANNOT HIT LEFTIES YOU SAY?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
SANCHEZ
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
HECTORY!
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
LOLFOWLER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
HECTOR
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
HANCHEZ
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 15, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
Nice.
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 15, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift A
What a nice inning to come home to!
"Whatever you do, don't let them hit it to me" - Kuip to Kruk, spring training 1983
LOL U
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 15, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Crawford does not look like a major league hitter
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
This time I was right :(
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 15, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
You're magic fizzled
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
err
your
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
GIANTPAIN DISCIPLE
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
You can hide him in a lineup
Featuring
Sanchez,Beltran,Posey,Sandoval and Belt.
MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!
by Anonymous1337 on Sep 15, 2011 8:35 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
So
I am beginning to understand why the Rockies have had such a shitty year.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
you been reading purple row?
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 15, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
:(
this was pretty funny, i thought.
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 15, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
It's ok
Keep your chin up.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
One more run and we got this probably maybe usually i think. actually 7 more runs should be good
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Sep 15, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
I expected the catcher to sail that throw into the bleachers the way things have been going for the Rockies tonight
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Shift+A
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
by Nivek5150 on Sep 15, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Mark DeRosa is not a major league hitter
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Wow... Fowler had Sanchez's drive in his glove
Collision with wall dislodged ball from glove
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
Who the hell plays matchups against DeRosa
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Le Bighead would
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Dude just hit a game winner the other day
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
He has been randomly clutch in extra innings
by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 15, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy would do it in a heartbeat and you know it.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Flappy has always been able to hit as long as his wrists are duct taped together
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
WTF mark derosa is suddenly hitting .269?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
well
.299 SLG
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
He's had like 75 PAs
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
With 5 BBs
Which is half the number of walks Aarond Rowand had this season in over 330 PAs
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
BUT HE'S NOT HITTING FOR POWER
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Holy crap. His ISO is .030
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Is it the lowest in the majors?
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 15, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Burriss is at 0.008
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Nice to know that the Giants have that market cornered
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 15, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
He has 2 extra base hits
both doubles.
And 1 stolen base.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
DeRosa couldn't get his "Hit it at fielder and fielder clanks it" magic that time
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Wait...Mota and Casilla?
Romo die or something?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
his penis did
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"
by slackersphere17 on Sep 15, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
BOO UCLA
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Kripes, and I thought I was going to get to go to bed early tonight.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Who do we want closing here?
Casilla?
Mota?
Zito?
Activate Wilson, STAT!
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
Going into the last inning with a three-run lead…../shivers. Reminds me of another day the Giants didn’t have a closer.
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
But I want to forget :(
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
FFFFFFFFFF
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Looks similar to a chart of the US dollar/Swiss Franc of late
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 15, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL VELEZ TRIPLE
This is the WPA graph the Fangraphs app uses as a sample on the App store.
So I did not get the app.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
HOLY SHIT RENTERIA HIT A TRIPLE TOO?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Grilled mushroom burger!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Yeah, but that won’t give you hallucinations!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I think that'll just give you runs.
Wait, someone give this shit to the Giants!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I’m so unsurprised by this.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Zito? No! God, No!!
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmy on short rest
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Beltran.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
I would re-sign DeRosa as my righthanded PH for a PtB-like contract if PtB doesn't come back
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
There's a strong sentiment for the Giants to offer him a minor league deal with an ST invite
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I like it. Get it done!
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
once you've seen them
you want to see them again
yes, but
I think PtB has made his money, has his ring and now it’s time to …..(finish the statement)
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
No
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 15, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think he will ever be a threat to hit with any power.
His wrists have pretty much made sure of that.
Great guy, and it’s cool to see him get some good hits, but I dunno if it’s worth it, even for $1 million.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
he said he wants to play next year for someone
he’ll probably have to take a minor league deal to get a camp invite.
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
CONTINUE THE STREAK
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 15, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
It was actually worse than that. He checked his swing, and the pitch was thigh-high, right down the middle.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
At least he’s striking out in style
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 15, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I would call that a terrible slump
but it is Velez
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
real question:
if you were boch would you consider brining in timmy to save a game during one of the last home games? you know, for an ovation and such?
but one inning?
maybe even one batter? i couldnt see that doing any damage. and you know tim would be down.
what damage could one unnecessary inning or batter cause?
/Scott Cousins says “hi” from New Orleans
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
So did LoMo!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
whatever it takes to not use Romo.
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve tried brining in Timmy.
Honestly, kosher salt is better.
But no. No.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
You know how…
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 15, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Wringing out his hair on a warm afternoon in Phoenix.
It’s safe to say we both had to bring our A game that day.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Kruk and Kuip had a better plan
Put him in the starting lineup in like RF, then replace him before the first pitch is thrown, so he gets a long walk and ovation.
Do the same with Cain but in CF.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
They arnt gonna have another home start
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Very simple, just let them PH for another one of our sorry ass hitters
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmy's first career HR walks off the last game of the year.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
They are talking this year, no more home starts for either of them
and in each of their last starts, they were PH for so they did not get an ovation. Not really necessary but a cool gesture I think.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Nah
Start him in RF, and then immediately sub him out
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
STUPID MASCOT BEHIND HOME PLATE
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
Using your mind control powers on the ump
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 15, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
GIDP GIDP GIDP GIDP
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
I’m just going to go hide somewhere.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM THE BORK!
ACCEPT YOUR ASSIMILATION!
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 15, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Get that shitty Barney wannabe outta there...
also barney sucks
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
damn
stop killing Sanchez
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 15, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
Get Casilla the fuck outta there
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
LULZ
Pablo’s four hits gives the Giants a total of five for the season.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
Bixby
http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/9/15/2428458/pablo-sandoval-hits-for-the-cycle-video
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Sep 15, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Fight it? I’d like to kill it with fire.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
You're as cold as ice
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Boch never takes advice!
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 15, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill that dinosaur.
by QuakeFan on Sep 15, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Speaking of boomshakalaka
Princess Boom Shakalaka?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
They released a new trailer today.
@MuppetCentral
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
OOOOOH
I cannot wait for this movie.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
FINNISH HYMN DAMMIT!!!!!!!!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Romo has had plenty of rest right?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
No closer mentality
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
He's been resting the whole darn game
That’s long enough. GET HIM IN THERE BOACH
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
STFD
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
STFD
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 15, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
twss
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
is the Tigers streak over?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
Is our children learning?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
I FUCKING HATE THAT PIECE OF SHIT COCKSUCKER SHITBAG PURPLE FUCKING DINOSAUR
Sergio Romo: The Giants welcome wagon.
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...
by ramin on Sep 15, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Don't smother your feelings. How do you REALLY feel?
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 15, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Now, now, don’t hold back… tell us how you really feel.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Are you guys twins or something?
Sergio Romo: The Giants welcome wagon.
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...
Stomp on Sabean's_Folly's foot to find out.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Goes in the same category as the wave and beach balls.
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
That would work, and it would be fun to watch
I was thinking it’d be fun if we could smuggle in some proton packs. As long as we don’t cross the streams.
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
Seriously. If I was pitching I might stop and tell the ump to boot that fucker
What the fuck kind of cheating bullshit is that, trying to distract the pitcher?
It does that every damn game.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
How can the ump stop the game to get some fan in the outfield to take down a sign,
or to tell some guys with led jackets to turn them off, but allow a goddamn purple dinosaur to stand right behind home plate and fuck with the pitcher?
the NL West mascots are really Fd up
a dinosaur for the Rockies? a bobcat for the Bags? who thinks up this shit, the Jack in the Box toasted marketing department?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
The Rockies stadium was built on an ancient dinosaur burial ground or something.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Don’t forget the damn seal in SF and a fat toad in LA.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
But a Seal makes sense!
It is a tribute to the old Seals team.
by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 15, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
yay
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 15, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
GO FUCK YOURSELF, COLORADO
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Go fuck yourself purple dinosaur.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
Giants Win!
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
by calgiants86 on Sep 15, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Just think of the fucking ovation he’s going to get at the home opener next year. It’s gonna be amazing.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
This is very true
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 15, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
This city's very passionate about Buster.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
BUSTER POSEY IS BLACK?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
I just found my ticket for the May 25th game this year.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
At the Buster Posey bobblehead day
There was a standing ovation for like a minute, when he stuck his head out of the dugout. Gonna be crazy next season.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
That wasn't inside the stirke zone
but we’ll take it!
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
Vicotry!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
WS Game 5 clincher is the best evah!!!
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
yes, has my vote
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Best 6-5-4 putout ever
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Burris too
His reaction at the end always cracks me up.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn’t it 5-6-4?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
You're right
My bad
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah crap
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
PANDA CYCLE
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 15, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
It feels like cake should cause him to fall over somewhere in this GIF.
"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."
Someone should have him slide into a big cake instead of 3rd base!
by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 15, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Was Gonzales drunk or something?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
The young prince will remember that
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Can we photoshop Dinger's head onto the prince's head?
Someone light the Natto Signal!
Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.
7 GB
we are in this thing!!!!
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
Yay!
"But here’s what I like most about the big leagues: the water pressure in the showers. The water pressure is outstanding. You get clean in half the time." - Brandon Belt
by deegreentea on Sep 15, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Wheeeeeee! Giants Win!
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
3 of the last 4 games, the Giants scored 8 runs, amirite?
Lessee, who was pitching that other game…
NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.
Surkamp, MadBum, and Vogelsong all got 8 runs of support
Cain and Timmy got 3
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't want to scare away the n00bs
The vets can handle have little to no run support
by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 15, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, Matt too.
Figures…Good me says their teammates just have that much faith in them. Bad me says their teammates just enjoy tormenting them with lower run support. That said, 3 runs lately seems like a runaway lead anymore, at least with them pitching!
NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.
5 in a row!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
:) nice! I can’t wait for new Castle episodes!
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
perfect, you get her, I’ll take Nathan! Everybody wins! :D
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
that leaves me with the daughter or the mother
…………….. choices, choices
.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 15, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Better
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Sep 15, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Who knew they danced so much in Firefly?
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 15, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
the music in that scene was awesome
it was kind of a weak episode, but that whole sequence was great.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
There was some scene of a fancy old ballroom in one of the episodes too.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Mighty fine shindig
Also from that ep: http://www.kyrina.org/images/animations/Firefly_Mercy.gif
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 15, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
“Mighty fine shindig” is just such a part of my lexicon now that I don’t always remember it’s a Firefly reference.
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Heh.
Me too. There’re a few that slip in.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 15, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Since we're here
$25 for Blu-Ray
http://www.walmart.com/ip/10401172
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 15, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Walmart… shame on you!!!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Never given them a dime, myself.
But it happened to pop up just now on Woot Community.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Sep 15, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't disagree on any particular point
Especially juxtaposed with the killing.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Sep 15, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo talking with dip in his mouth
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Andres Torres is so awesome.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
LOL TORRES
panda : “he told me i was gonna hit it in this at bat”
LOL
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift A
SCHOOLWORK Y U MAKE ME MISS PANDA CYCLE ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 15, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
I love watching Pablo Sandoval play baseball.
"I hate that mountain. I love baseball."
by Four Point Nine Eight on Sep 15, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
I’m watching the last episode of the 3rd season right now!
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 15, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
stupidgifs.com!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
STUPIDGIFS.COM
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
STUPIDGIFS.COM!
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 15, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
STUPIDGIFS.COM
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Sep 15, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
STUPIDGIFS.COM
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 15, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Unusual part about Pablo's cycle
not too many are hit by cleanup hitters. Tulo in ’09, Vlade in ’06 (I believe), surprisingly 4 of the 8 were hit by Giants, Kent in 2003, Maldonado in 1987 and Hac in 1985 – this is in the “live ball” era.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Sep 15, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
wtf
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Sep 15, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
. It was all because an observant production assistant on the set of Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Arse We Go
ahahahahahahaaahaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 15, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm still haven't stopped laughing
I think that makes me a bad person
by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 15, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
We’re all bad people together
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 15, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
It sound exactly how I imagined a British porn company would be named
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 15, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I seriously can’t believe he was EATEN BY BADGERS
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 15, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
The fuck?
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Sep 15, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
This is pretty hilarious.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Sep 15, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
That's almost as good as the 42 Cambodian dwarf wrestlers taking on a lion in front of thousands of
screaming fans,
which, unfortunately, did not happen
No way.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
TroyRenck Troy Renck, Rockies
by extrabaggs
CarGo hurt wrist again. Could be be out a few days
So Helton, Troy, and Carlos all out?
Just need to find a way to knock Ianetta out of the game
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Don't get chopped
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
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