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Poor Matt Cain

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 13, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MATT CAIN

THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GET A WIN THERE, DIDN’T YOU?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Why didn't he use Affeldt?

Oh…..yea….

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOT – and you’re there!

by iHateBochy on Sep 13, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Do I like this story?

This story sucks!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

when Mota is the reliever you call upon in the biggest moment of the game, well….

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 13, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

This is accurate

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

he should only be trusted when we have a 6+ run lead or he’s coming in in the third or fourth for Zito or Sanchez after they’ve been lit up for 5 or 6.

by NVTorture on Sep 13, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Cain

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

The bullpen has sucked lately!

How many late inning leads have they blown in the last couple of months? I

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 13, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

all of them

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 13, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Matty.

Can we send him flowers or something?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

PtB can send him some girls

by ecost on Sep 13, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, where do you suppose Cain will sign?

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 13, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Yankees

8 years, $200 Million

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the bottom line.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greg Lukerson sighting!

Runs aplenty upcoming!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

New thread

So many possibilities!

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 13, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Yet no runs

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I have terrible gas. Close.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet it feels like we’re just starting over again.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greg Lukerson in!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Baby Giants losing now. 3-2 in the bottom of the 8th.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

When it rains...

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain needs to learn to economize his pitches so he can go deeper in games.

Leaving it up to this crap bullpen to hold a 2 run lead for 8 outs is asking for disaster.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Sep 13, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

The truth that dare not speak its name!!

Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | McImage Directory | Confused? Check the McWiki

by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or as I like to put it,

The bullshit that shouldn’t be written.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enough already

The “Tune in; turn on; repeat” commercial is just adding insult to injury at this point,

by Darkrose on Sep 13, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK UC DAVIS

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

University of California, Davis

a wholly owned subsidiary of the Monsanto Corporation.

by haemaker on Sep 13, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t get us started, farm boy/girl/bot.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Girl. And I’m just curious; I’m not a student, so I don’t have any particular attachment to the place.

by Darkrose on Sep 13, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do we need reasons to lash out due to our anger regarding the Giants failure and the hopelessness of our own lives?

Hmmmm?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

gives gallo a hug

/realizes he’s hugging a rooster, backs slowly away

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 13, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/wraps massive wings around breadfan < ^ >/

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps it’s our own inability to use possessive apostrophes correctly.

Yes, you are curious. You should direct further questions to greekfro. He/she knows everything.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Possessive apostrophes?

Ma brain hurts. He. /doesn’t know how to type in italics here

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 13, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

She is curious, yellow.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose you don’t. I’m just surprised. I didn’t realize UC Davis was interesting enough to hate.

by Darkrose on Sep 13, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suspect my deep seated hatred began when a UC Davis person posed him/herself as representing a better sort of academic than we Fresno State persons.

The fact that he/she was correct is irrelevant.

Gallo has sharpened his talons on this post ever since that day in 1976. The post is now scarred and wilt.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/channels Christopher Hitchens . . ./

Veterinarians and farmers? Self-serving liberalites who hide behind an avatar of caring for animals or the food supply. Theirs is a position of privilege propped up by appeal to the cheapest of emotions

/struts away > > > : >/

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

well played

for a Fresno grad :P

by ecost on Sep 13, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You too might be a crank.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah you get off my aggs bro

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sends warrior gallinas to hunt down Falconer while he/she sleeps > > >/

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey just because I can't get into Cal you're gonna kill me?

totally dick move bro

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/smacks falconer88 on the back of the head

show the rooster respect!

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 13, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Pulls Breadfan7 back

The rooster fights his own battles.

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 13, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just kidding bro lol :p

AGGIE PRIDE

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pride is a wonderful thing, Falconer, but it ain’t the only thing.

I couldn’t get into Cal either.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

FU Davis!?!?!

“On the evening of Tuesday, September 13, thousands of girls will arrive at the UC Davis Pavilion, tights intentionally ripped and bodies drenched in glitter.”

by ecost on Sep 13, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh?

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

was curious about the "F Davis"

checked the news, and that’s what I found

by ecost on Sep 13, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was paying attention to the girls part of your statement

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Confused, I am

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 13, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can one be drenched in glitter?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ke$ha certainly manages it.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Sep 13, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might be a symbolic thing having to do with the show lighting.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIRM!

Just cuz’

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

HR mark it down

If you don’t mark it down, it won’t happen. QUICKLY, YOU FOOLS!

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 13, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Nobody marked it down.

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 13, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was busy.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

excuses excuses

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 13, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Predictable

Opposing team ties the game and then the Giants respond with a 1…..2……..3 inning.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 13, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

About time for a selfish homer

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

oh NOW you put in Romo!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

“Backdoor’d him”
-just like they did to Cain

by iHateBochy on Sep 13, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltran Padre'ing the Padres tonight

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Preparing for the possible possibility . . .

  . . . of a situational situation.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLPADRES LOLGIANTS

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Sep 13, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucker didn't want to run, so he got an infield hit.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Sandoval has been awful lately

by Hyoton on Sep 13, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Especially last night

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone hates 3-run homeruns I guess

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

aside from that whole home run thing

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE'S TERRIBLE

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awful line drive there

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He stinks
Send him back to AA !!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

If by “lately” you mean his last AB, then yeah, he’s been terrible.

by jhawx on Sep 13, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait are you serious?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was an awful single, and an awful 3-4.

He is just a piece of shit.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was trying a reverse-jinx

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 13, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

SELFISH HIT

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Shellfish infield single

by iHateBochy on Sep 13, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

/scuttles to first, then turn sideways ^ > . . . /

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

A hit to triple's ally would be swell

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Luke...

Pablo is your daddy

/darth vader voice

by NVTorture on Sep 13, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff will save us.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff has been awful lately

by Hyoton on Sep 13, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

aside from that whole home run thing

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

ICWUDT

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

Oooooohhhhhhhhh!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

/As the 4 watt lightbulb faintly glows over Sabean’s Folly’s head…….

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda is good.

Oh, Huff.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good, it's Huff

Clutch 4-3 upcoming

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HUFF

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Rec'd.

Every time.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 13, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

this makes me laugh every time

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Sep 13, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t stop looking at the dog, then Huff.

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 13, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You fool, you should look at Huff, then the dog!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now Earth's axis is tilted!

WHAT DO I DO?

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 13, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s too late! I can’t stop!

by Hyoton on Sep 13, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL every damn time

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 13, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

D'oh

Foiled by that meddling Bork!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here comes Margaret.

Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | McImage Directory | Confused? Check the McWiki

by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Cho?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's a switch hitter, y'know

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keith LOL
keithlaw keithlaw
Wow. Moneyball is terrible.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

also water is wet

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

There weren’t even any ballz.

by Hyoton on Sep 13, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

zomg cute puppies!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 13, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

SAVE US DEROSA

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s a situational hitter. And this wasn’t his situation.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 13, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmmmmmmm, Crawdad

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

GritOsa

MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!

by Anonymous1337 on Sep 13, 2011 9:34 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL FLAPPY WRISTS PINCH HITTING

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

but he's clutch, yo.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 13, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

clutching a hitless bat, that is.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 13, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but can this guy fix my roof?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

This is going to turn out well

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 13, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

It depends on what you mean by “well.”

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that was anti-climactic

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

it rhymes with “grit”

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 13, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Terrific job Wrists

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Blech.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Great job, Flappy...

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 13, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLROSA

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

oh brother

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 13, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

more grit than skill

MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!

by Anonymous1337 on Sep 13, 2011 9:35 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Not only does DeRosa have a shitty AB

but they follow it up with that stupid fucking 1800 ad

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

They should have just let Pill hit.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing like a commercial that makes fun of it's target audience in an attempt to make them feel insecure so they will buy your product.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

That's most commercials, innit?

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Sep 13, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

see ‘marketing to females’

/ducks and runs

by ecost on Sep 13, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/runs to phone . . . . .> > > >/

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

MDR has been awf….dammit!

by Hyoton on Sep 13, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

too late!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 13, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/headwall

I’m saving the rest of my headbanging for the rest of the game…

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Sep 13, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, I have a really great pair of aquamarine capri pants, and a salmon cap.

I guess I’m forbidden from drinking some swill tequila. so sad.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds funny to say, but

at least we have the 49ers

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta wait three more weeks for them

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn preseason games aren’t on tv either. Poopheads.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last game of the rookie tournament is online tomorrow! You can watch that!

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Sep 13, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

pffffffffft rookies….

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The goalies (Thomas Heemskerk, JP Anderson, and Harri Sateri) are awesome. As is Taylor Doherty, Konrad Abeltshauser, and – my personal favorite – CAPTAIN MICHAEL SGARBOSSA.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Sep 13, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I saw that name the other night. SugarBoss

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has sick hands. People project him to be a less douchebaggy Steve Ott with more skill, but from what I’ve seen, he’s probably going to be a top six forward.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Sep 13, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

they need to be more lucky. or less. or something

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 13, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever Botchy, whatever…..
whole bench full of players…
but what the fuck ever

And the Baby Giants are now down 4-2 in the bottom of the 8th.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 13, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're due for an OCab error that leads to a run

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just thinking this.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remind me to beat both of you senseless if when it happens.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I fear for my life on every ground ball

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

"he's as surprised as anybody that he can't seem to catch a pop-up, or get to a ground ball."

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's all what is left tonight.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy: "What could go wrong?"

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

For Danville!!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WAIT

MOTA IS STILL THERE?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I shouldn't have watched tonight's game

The Giants do better when I’m not watching.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh
AlexPavlovic Alex Pavlovic
by SFGiantsFans
Matt Cain has a 2.39 ERA in 12 starts since the All-Star Game. And just three wins. #StoryOfHisCareer

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO WIN

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It could be no wins

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 13, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain's gonna finish the season under .500 isn't he?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

this team fucking sucks. what, Pavlovic is surprised?

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 13, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't know how to win

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Kruk, not at nearly 1900 bucks an ounce. He may be worth the weight of his shoelace in gold, but not his body weight.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a bad feeling this is gonna end up a train wreck, so we’re going to watch a movie.

nite folks

<3 Kanani Madison

by giant4life83 on Sep 13, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I am really thinking about turning on Xmen 1st Class

But I won’t do it.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fell asleep in the theater. But my GF liked it.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 13, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, it was after midnight, and I drank a pitcher.

Anchorage has this cool movie theater that sells food and beer. The taps are IN the screen room, and they bring food to your seats.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 13, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very cool. They don’t do that in Davis.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

fixed

I fell asleep in the theater in bed. But my GF liked it.

by ecost on Sep 13, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 13, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I rented it and was planning on watching after this debacle

by iHateBochy on Sep 13, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch "Silver Streak"

It ends the same way as this game

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

So where was this last inning?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota needs to put more Skill Points into his Composure.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

hiding here in this inning

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 13, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for Kettlecorn guy!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

That bit is as tired as Wilson’s beard.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is this Mota guy? He’s awesome.

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Sep 13, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously not the same guy that was pitching in the 7th.

by jhawx on Sep 13, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tuned in in the 8th. All I see is awesome. Sry.

Here's to the Dodgers and their bucket of suck.

by Woody Wins on Sep 13, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's all right

Wish you could’ve gotten here sooner, though.

by jhawx on Sep 13, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wanted to pop in and say

LOL GIANTS

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

All of them.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS LAST INNING?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota wants to vulture the win

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY'D BETTER PINCH HIT FOR WHITESIDE

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, where was htis MOTA LAST INNING

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 13, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

So will we see belt this game

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Who?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know kinda awkward

…looks like a giraffe

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain not a winner
mccoveychron McCovey Chronicles
Pitchers with a better career winning percentage than Matt Cain: Brett Tomko, Scott Karl, Hideki Irabu

by The Franchise on Sep 13, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

QUEST FOR THE WEST!!!
Don’t stop believing!

by iHateBochy on Sep 13, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on you idiots!

Do something!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Over/under

9 pitch inning

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CABRERA STILL PLAYING

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Superman: faster than a speeding bullet!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y'know, Superman would kill Lois with the force of his superejaculate

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That could be a conversation between Pat and one of his many… acquaintances.

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 13, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s from “The Stranger.”

Thanks, Natto. I’ll show it to my senior tomorrow. They start reading it.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow KLaw hated moneyball
keithlaw keithlaw
Bad as in I wanted to walk out. RT @sixteendays: @keithlaw bad as in bad baseball film? Or bad as in bad full stop?
46 seconds ago

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

cabrera is at .239

seems lower

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 13, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I think that includes his time with the Indians

by jhawx on Sep 13, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that's his OPS

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap – that pitch almost hit him
/lands off the outside corner

by iHateBochy on Sep 13, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

A walk?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait… a walk?

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by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, it's Darren "CS" Ford!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for Ford to get caught stealing!

Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | McImage Directory | Confused? Check the McWiki

by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for the clutch CS

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the CS attempt by Ford

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

whatever.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLCAB

LOLVROOM

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

great ford?

Just don’t run kid until it’s hit!

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 13, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

O-Cab overcame his inner Tejaja

by The Franchise on Sep 13, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm…I’m guessing Ford may try to steal here.

by Darkrose on Sep 13, 2011 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for the usual question:

Will Ford get picked off 1st or CS at 2nd?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 9:48 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

There’s your answer.

Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | McImage Directory | Confused? Check the McWiki

by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Picked off

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first one!

Wheeeeeeeeeeee.

by urea on Sep 13, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Answer is: PICKED OFF

Asshat.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

would have guessed wrong.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Sep 13, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The former

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

FLOLRD

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Now Ford doesn't need to attempt the steal

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLFORD LOLGIANTS

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by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG LOLOLOL

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 13, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Well… at least Ford is fast, right?

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by j14 on Sep 13, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for playing, now go fuck yourself Ford.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

idiot

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Sep 13, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Play the kids

LOL

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 13, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

He keeps getting picked off

and Bochy keeps on running him out there.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Because he’s fast! Skill is irrelevant!

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by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

darren ford is so bad

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by jponry on Sep 13, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

So is Justin Christian

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by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Whiteside

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 13, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce Bochy, genius manager. A big round of applause for Bruce Bochy, ladies and gentlemen.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't put that on Bochy... the kid fucked up...

and it got OCab out of the game

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the kid usually fucks up

That’s why it’s on Bochy – he should be aware of Ford’s poor baserunning skills. Speed alone is useless.

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by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy keeps putting him in those situations and he keeps getting picked off. In a nutshell, Ford is useless, and so is Bochy.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

but no more OCab

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If all he can do it run, but he doesn't know how, what good is he?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Little to none.

I don’t understand why he’s ever on the roster.

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by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda think Manny might be a better pinch runner option....

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait LOLME

That’s right, Torres isn’t dead….right?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not Sanchez?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s not gonna let a rookie catcher catch in a close ballgame!

by jhawx on Sep 13, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ChristiaLOLn

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Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol – swings at fastball in the dirt

by iHateBochy on Sep 13, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe that will kill the KNBR audience’s desire to give Ford playing time.

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by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

Instead they’ll demand more Burriss

by jhawx on Sep 13, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

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2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL fucking whiteside sucks so bad

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you strategically cut off the picture that shows what Ernie was doing to him?

by iHateBochy on Sep 13, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that crank.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

amateur crank!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ford is terrible at the two things he is here to do:

1) Steal bases
2) not get picked off

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Career game for Whitey

by iHateBochy on Sep 13, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL we've hit the same spot three times this game

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Eli “Big Bat” Whiteside

by Hyoton on Sep 13, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

PINCH RUN FOR WHITESIDE!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn't get a strike the entire AB

Still gets on base

Silly Eli.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

so that’s now 6 SB and 6 CS on the year for Ford, huh

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by jponry on Sep 13, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

50%!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speed kills

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLSIDE

of FUCKING COURSE he is 2-2 after he didn’t get a hit with RISP

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Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

cmon pat...

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 13, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

bomb one, Pat

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 13, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Ford

A great asset if:
!. we’re behind and we need to score a run
2’ The teams is hitting the hell out of the ball.
neither was the case.
Boch you think with your ass

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 13, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

...LOL

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. That’s the problem.

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Sep 13, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it Pat

Not right at him!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

darn

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 13, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING FUCK

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 13, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Near as I can tell, Mike Cameron's "detrimental conduct" seems to be just being an old guy

Anybody heard anything on this?

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by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Prolly told the young players to ’turn that damn radio down"!!!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have the police arrived?

/pulls back curtain, again/

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

@jonmorosi Jon Morosi
Source: #Marlins released Mike Cameron because they intend to play their young OFs more, and Cameron wants to spend more time with his kids.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but how is that conduct detrimental to the team? I’m pretty sure Cameron could have waited 2 1/2 weeks to hang with his kids.

Seems weird.

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by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

PR fail

spend more time with his kids = detrimental conduct

by ecost on Sep 13, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack McKeon is their manager! No way they’d hold that against Cameron!

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2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 13, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wants to spend more time guarding his front lawn.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

True story: the other day my 6 year old was making a joke about old people, so she did an old man voice and said “Get off my lawn.” I laughed for a good 5 minutes. I don’t know where she picked it up. Well, maybe I do.

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by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is she reading over your shoulder?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's my fear.

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by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has she come out with any F-bombs?

If not, she’s not reading MCC.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh. Not so far. Although there was a kid in her kindergarten class last year who dropped f-bombs all over. Total douchebag kid. What us parent volunteers called a “bucket drowner”. You know, if we had a bucket. Also stuck a crayon in his mouth and said it “tastes like pubes.”

But I digress.

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by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is hilarious

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 13, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

His parents must be swell

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Crayola had stopped making flavored crayons.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that’s an automatic CPS referral.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

How would the child know what pubes tasted like?

by haemaker on Sep 13, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or even what that would mean?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although I did have a kid who drank from a carton of apple juice one day [turns out the stuff had gone bad] and said “teacher!!!!! My juice tastes like BEER!!!”

Luckily I knew the family really well.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made sure a teacher was aware. But yeah, that kid was messed up. He was super small but still beat up on all the other kids. Even hit mine. When I put in my parent input for this year’s class placement I told the principal I did not want him in my kid’s class for her own safety. And he’s not. So being a bitchy parent works!

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by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 13, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This proves it!

For whatever reason, the team plays better when two guys named Brandon who can’t hit are in the lineup.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Who?

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya know, that one dude from Full House and the other giraffe lookin’ one.

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 13, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU MEAN THE ONE WHO MAKES CABRERA LOOK BAD

AND THAT TROUT-LIPPED NON-AGGRESSIVE FUCKER

FUCK THOSE GUYS

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford = Wins

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, after that bit of stupidity, my shiny new headache demands I retire early

night McCoven, sure hope this ends well…

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 13, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

who cares about Mariano and 600 saves

by The Franchise on Sep 13, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo!

Crawdad!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

birds!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 13, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Sooo... loss on a balk?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 13, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLTORRES

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I was refering to torres not being in the game

like when huff or pill looks absolutely lost at the plate and I say LOLBELT because he is on the bench

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s laughing cause it wasn’t Torres and it probably should have been.. ya know.

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 13, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing we don't have a good CF on the bench...

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

yes?

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Sep 13, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And so it began.....

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Hudson’s gonna score.

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by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres woulda had that!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres gets that.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm out of the closet for ya, Romo.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

despite good speed

Let the kids play
on the freeway!

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 13, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

MMMMmmm.... McNuggets....

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I heart Romo.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo reminds me of Rivera

You know what he’s gonna throw and you can’t hit it!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah but

Romo’s sliders look like whiffle balls coming out of his hand

by NVTorture on Sep 13, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 13, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meteor

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by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Natural disaster

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mutually assured destruction

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 13, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Malaria

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 13, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

syphillis

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

island

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 13, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not the D-backs

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

D'Backs

Because the Giants aren’t catching them anyway

by jhawx on Sep 13, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Root for the Dbacks to lose.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeezus, Kruk

STFU about the no-dot slider

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

2 runs

13 hits

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 13, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

are you surprised?

by ecost on Sep 13, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

How long has it been since we had an overflow thread?

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 13, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I meant before this

Wait a second… your messing with me! You cold-hearted bastard!

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 13, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You didn't have to be so mean!

/cries

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 13, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

He called him/her Francis/Frances

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

A male, I am!

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 13, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get it!

Please explain

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 13, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heard of that movie

never seen it. I probably should.

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 13, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/writes watching Stripes on to-do list

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 13, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

try...

/adding Stripes to Netflix queue.

by haemaker on Sep 13, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

My family doesn't get Netflix

Although I believe my parents have it on DVD.

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 13, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ROMO CURVE

He better not be hurt.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Perfect.....

Thank you fucking ump

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Hyoton on Sep 13, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol

MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!

by Anonymous1337 on Sep 13, 2011 10:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Slider in the dirt!

RIGHT NOW!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 13, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 13, 2011 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD! NOW SCORE A RUN YOU STUPID GIANTS

by Hyoton on Sep 13, 2011 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd very much like a walk-off dinger right here

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Padres:

Thanks for giving a free out to the guy who has a K/BB ratio over 10.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo is good.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for a selfish walkoff

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Doesn't have a closer mentality

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 13, 2011 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Always so calm, cool and collected…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo just doesn't have the closer mentality

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

NO 95+ FASTBALL

Loser

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on Sep 13, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do we see Belt now...?

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Go look in the dresser.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

BASShole pitching!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Depends.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Sep 13, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

baddabing!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

If they can get a lead, they won’t even need to hold it.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 13, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, piddlesticks.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 13, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dampers irritate my inner thighs.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That’s the number one reason for doing so.

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by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Haha! Yes.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 13, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Those would be helpful to wear in that situation.

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by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

There is alot of rec's around here

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 13, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch Bochy pinch run for Cody right here...

dumbfuck

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew...

Groundout removed a chance for a dumb move

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Mike Krukow:

I think I may actually have a bit more patience with you than the average McCoven, but for the love of all that is holy can you please stop talking about the various hairs that are in player’s noses?

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 13, 2011 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah. itsnot right.

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk has seemed way more annoying lately, but I think we are all just cranky.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cycling together!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

She said “cranky.”

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

cranking together?

proud son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, fuck.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

of course

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 13, 2011 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

ADUIFHawudfhawdfhjgfwaef

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 13, 2011 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLGIANTS

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

CRAPSTICKS!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait

I thought the game was supposed to be over by now

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 13, 2011 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

The game isn’t over until shanghai Jim chimes in.

That’s actually fairly poetic.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

just end it, Bellytran

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 13, 2011 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

CALLING IT...

WALK-OFF RIGHT NOW INTO THE COVE

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

SELFISH GROUNDOUT

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

when Panda bats, that is

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIAR!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

NINE INNINGS CANNOT CONTAIN THESE TWO POWERHOUSES!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL'd

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 13, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The power is palpable.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

All right

Casilla’s gonna give us an easy inning

by jhawx on Sep 13, 2011 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Good one

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget Edlefsen!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Aff...erm, ZITO!!!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 13, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh HELL no!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit

That’s right

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shirley, you jest.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he’s serious, and don’t call him Shirley.

by haemaker on Sep 13, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a sorry life you must lead.

Do you live in Davis?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

With these two offenses, we should just skip extra innings and go straight to penalty kicks

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Sep 13, 2011 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF is Darren Ford’s major malfunction??

by bernardking on Sep 13, 2011 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

needs to be recalled

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

why is he on the fucking team??

by bernardking on Sep 13, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

give him some damn adderall for fuck’s sake

by bernardking on Sep 13, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

short circuit between the ears

or Bochy

by ecost on Sep 13, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Breaks into song, “Conjunction junction, what’s your malfunction?”

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 13, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't. Stop. Watching.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t go to this pornography. And contribute to help scout6 find a program to help him/her stop watching too.

Send money to Gallo del Cielo.edu.com.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fast, but not good.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla

sigh

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FONTEGRANT

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Hobbit!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I would hve prefered Romo.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

i have complete signal loss on the CSN channel goddamn trees

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 13, 2011 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Why the stanford hate?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t get us started.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 13, 2011 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope this game goes 30 innings

We haven’t had a fun game in a long time.

by PIZZAGUY on Sep 13, 2011 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That’d be a lawwwwwng game.

Wheeeeeeeeeeee.

by urea on Sep 13, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t spell “30 Innings” without B-A-R-R-Y-Z-I-T-O.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 13, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

at 30 innings

There would be some visiting prospects playing…

by haemaker on Sep 13, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now pitching…Kyle Crick!

by Hyoton on Sep 13, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 13, 2011 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That was not a fair pitch.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 13, 2011 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Life is like a box of Casilla

You never know what you’re gonna get.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:16 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

recommended

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 13, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

But we already stepped in a pile of Mota

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ew

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t unsee..

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 13, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Precious and eternal.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hurry up, Giants

I have school tomorrow. WIN DAMMIT

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 13, 2011 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL U

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Panda!

Just end this thing.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

SAVE US PABLO

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Help us Obi-Panda-Kenobi you’re our only hope!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

There better be.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LouSeal’s going to bat?
We’re screwed.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone’s got to get into the booze locker.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTsssssssssssssssssssss

by iHateBochy on Sep 13, 2011 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA ITS ALL UP TO YOU

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH THEM, PANDA

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 13, 2011 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL REPEAT SIGN

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 13, 2011 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I for one am really happy that in the bart comercial that they got like 20 giants fans in there

and the entire fanbase that attends Oakland A’s games…really happy for them

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

My Panda hat is in the other room.

So I’m wearing my giraffe ears.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s best to just admit these things.

Most people can’t admit that their denorfias itch.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Half Moon Bay joke again...

Gee, it just NEVER gets old

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

what joke is that?

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

These people are scaring me.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 13, 2011 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL we're going 20 innings aren't we

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Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't watch. . .

Instead we’re watching the end of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

Same outcome as the game, I’m sure.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Bolivian gunfire?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa will save us!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLBELT

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2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on, MDR!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt?....

MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!

by Anonymous1337 on Sep 13, 2011 10:21 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL U

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

DERLOLSA

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 13, 2011 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it just me?

or is Panda coming out of his uniform?

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 13, 2011 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

/looks away . .> > > : ^

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot will save us!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's go Frodo!!!!!

For the Shire!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

this guy would be an all-star if he could only play enough

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

hehe

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh We'd ALL like christian to hit

can he is the real question

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2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

They're going extra innings in LA as well

but I’m not sure if anyone cares, though.

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by yoshifan on Sep 13, 2011 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

i do care, although I’m not happy about it

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope it goes 30 innings.

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by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doubt it. Guerra can’t find the strike zone.

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by kiririn on Sep 13, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

let's go Frodo

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

place your bets,

edelfsen or runs-ler give it up in the next 2 innings

by BustyPoser on Sep 13, 2011 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

or Zito

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

RamRam

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

HORRIBLE SWING

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 13, 2011 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, what a horrible swing

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

well...poop

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

This totally sucks rocks.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

The killer rocks at the end of Apollo 18 take exception to that.

by iHateBochy on Sep 13, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fake, fake, fake.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT WAS REAL!!! It said so in the movie!

by iHateBochy on Sep 13, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend went to see that yesterday for some reason. He said it sucked as much as you might expect.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why you always look at reviews before forking out a ton of cash to spend 2 hours of misery.

by iHateBochy on Sep 13, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost never go to the movies anymore. People suck and my tv is big and shiny and clear.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea,

I add movies to my netflix queue even when they just came out. They stay saved until the DVD is released.

by haemaker on Sep 13, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snoozer

MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!

by Anonymous1337 on Sep 13, 2011 10:26 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

It’s been so long since he’s played he’s probably forgotten what he’s ’poseda do.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL U

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry

we’ll be doing this ’til early morning

/stamina

by ecost on Sep 13, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 13, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lifes optional.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s a “vet student?”

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Veternarian

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kept thinking “veteran” but she was too young. and hot.

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah.

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’s learning ta be aminal doctors!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy's ideal ballplayer.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 13, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

la sux

ten balls in a row. I hate rooting for the Dodgezzzzzzzzzzzz

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 13, 2011 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Here it goes

Game over

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Have faith!

Christian
Whiteside
Tejada

by iHateBochy on Sep 13, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yawnskers

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

GIVE HER SOMETHING TO DO

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

TELL HER WE COULD ALL USE A SANDWICH AND MAYBE SHE CAN MAKE US SOME

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAN OF CORN GETS IT

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

her respone to this shocked me

“im very good at making sandwiches” KEEPER

by BustyPoser on Sep 13, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol’ed.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

next meetup:

my place. sandwiches for all.

by BustyPoser on Sep 13, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmm . . .

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bass line

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turkey, rye, mayo, swiss, pickles, thanks

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 13, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

If she means you're the sandwich between her and a blonde coed

KEEPER

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude/Dudette/!!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should see where this goes.

Find out what kind of sandwiches.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

rofl’ing, here

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HOPE I GET A SANDWICH

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t doubt it.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE KEY WORD BEING "BORE" IF YOU CATCH OUR OVERALL DRIFTS

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

/that’s when it’s time to get out

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

/dreamer

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/unlikely

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

Tell her, “What a coincidence! I’m sportin’ wood!”

by haemaker on Sep 13, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? Our demise begins with a single by a guy who looks like an old Brawny ad?

We deserve whatever we get tonight.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 13, 2011 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Javy Guerra turned into 2010 WS Derek Holland.

13 straight balls.

D-Backs are the luckiest team in the universe.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 13, 2011 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

one out of seven Mormons have one ball?

by ecost on Sep 13, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You so don’t get it.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE'll take it!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

stfd

No energy for caps

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 13, 2011 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol

Horrible call

MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!

by Anonymous1337 on Sep 13, 2011 10:32 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Wait, what was that?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

You can thank Mota

and Lopez

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing the offense was it’s usual sterling self after a pretty good first couple of innings

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 13, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of hits

not so many runs. Beltran & Panda were good.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOODLE ARM

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2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha

They switch to a different camera right when they pan out and show all the empty seats behind home plate.

MOON LANDING? BEAR GRYLLS!

by Anonymous1337 on Sep 13, 2011 10:36 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

DAMMIT

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good, a walk.

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by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Three-run bomb coming up

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD! (the run didn’t score)

by Hyoton on Sep 13, 2011 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

SCORE A RUN, YOU USELESS PRICKS.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Somebody’s bitter.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's cause I was not aged properly.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

When Jairo is good, he’s pretty good.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 13, 2011 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, took a hanger

TY blankety Blanks

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Deadly curveball

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 13, 2011 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Needs more Keanu sitting on the stairs

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's funny to me about this

is the guy on the right. He’s thinking Wilson is ridiculous, and he’d be right, but his own suit fits terribly and looks off the rack.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

A cod piece woud have definitely helped.

by iHateBochy on Sep 13, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be the civilized thing to do.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ol’ “Twig n’ berries” look went out in the 80’s

by iHateBochy on Sep 13, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

And NOW...Christian, Whiteside, and Crawford...

…to SAVE THE DAY!!!!!!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 13, 2011 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Gillaspie?

For reals?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLBELT

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, man. so clutch

can’t believe Castilla has rebounded from that 2-HB episode. HATS OFF

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Padres hitters take hanging breaking balls

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 13, 2011 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS YOU ASSES

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

GILLASPIE OVER BELT

Wow, Bochy really hates him.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

WELL HE SUCKS

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 13, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not aggressive enough, hole in his swing, etc.

by jhawx on Sep 13, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT AGGRESSIVE ENUFF

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Gillaspie is SO much better than Christian

why didn’t he start?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I forgot Gillaspie.

by QuakeFan on Sep 13, 2011 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Sept 1.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The other day.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLBELT

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 13, 2011 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Is he wearing ratto’s jeans? too big

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 13, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Crawford always gives pitchers tough at bats

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 13, 2011 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

BOCHY IS JUST PLAYING MATCHUPS

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 13, 2011 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Why does he mis-spell his name?

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good, Whiteside

Too bad we don’t have a powerhitting switch-hitter that can catch

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I cannot believe we just saw Connor Gillaspie

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s “first round draft pick Conor Gillaspie” to us

by Hyoton on Sep 13, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speak for yourself, I blinked.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Sep 13, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

RamRam. I have a bad feeling.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

This
is
the
game that never ends
it just goes on and on my friends
The Giants started playing it not knowing what it was
And they’ll continue playing it for-ever
Just because….
this
is
 the game that never ends….

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Whiteside

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 13, 2011 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WHITESIDE SWING

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Bruce Bochy is a fucking moron...

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 13, 2011 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

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by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t be so tough on him

by iHateBochy on Sep 13, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s had a rough day

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 13, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eli is fucking horrible

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 13, 2011 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

the Whiteside Wave

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

If there was a game that could go 25 innings because both teams could not score, this would be it

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 13, 2011 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

1) PH Gillaspie over Belt
2) Letting Whiteside continue to have ABs

Bochy does not want to win this game at all.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Gives him more time to evaluate the youngsters

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy does not want to win this game at all.

This, I said in the 7th, and when I saw the lineup.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 13, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Grant…people on the twitters just don’t get him.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I see lots of people falling in…those poor fools.

by jhawx on Sep 13, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

has this been posted here already?

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 13, 2011 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

i think its more shocking how skinny he was in april vs. how bug he is now

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by sadison bummedgarner on Sep 13, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He be buggin’.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He may have gotten fatter, but he’s still hitting

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 13, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot to congradulate Pablo on the birth of his child.

by iHateBochy on Sep 13, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside strikes out, of course

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 13, 2011 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

What else did you expect

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

On a pitch in the zone, unsurprisingly

by jhawx on Sep 13, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawdad

The crowd loves him!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

His show was based in the city.

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by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Orlando Cabrera does do that to you

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 13, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Brandon forces pitchers to throw pitches

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 13, 2011 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

BENCHED!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then he 4-3s softly.

I love him, but a bit more bat would really help.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be taking batting tips from Huff.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 13, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

more baseball...

…FOR FREE!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 13, 2011 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

It's not real baseball

It’s Giants v. Padres

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

only game in town

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 13, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ba Muy Ba beer best beer in Vietnam!
Ba Muy Ba beer only beer in Vietnam.

by haemaker on Sep 13, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fairly unclear.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gamecast says “On deck Gillaspie”

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Sep 13, 2011 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit.

This kid Crawford is gonna hit—I’m betting my life on it.

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

and when he does, he’s gonna fill triples alley with line drives

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooooohhhh…..tell me more

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 13, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll be the new . . . um . . . well, I can’t think of that lefty shortstop with his stroke and skills, but that might be because I’ve drunk too much and thought too much.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

kchuckle

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Free baseball yay!!!!

by Hyoton on Sep 13, 2011 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Ooooh! I picked RamRam in the fuckup pool!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Crawford would be a good guy to go against good pitchers, because he battles

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 13, 2011 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

20 innings, baby

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

WaaaaaaaHoooooooooo!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BEARD

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

wow if only they’d brought in Sergio Romo in that situation instead of Guillermo Mota

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 13, 2011 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

it would destroy the whole space time continuum

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 13, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who would pitch the 8th?

These conundrums cannot be risked!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent point made moderately well.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No it wasn’t. Are you an idiot?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have I suggested that you fuck off?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

who are you two talking to?

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you just tell yourself to F-off?

by ecost on Sep 13, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would I do that?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was a little early

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course, it wasn’t really a Mota spot either

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe that's what happens

WHEN YOU STAB YOURSELF IN THE FUCKING HAND!

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder when the position players will start warming up

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 13, 2011 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

After Zito.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 13, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

why don’t you think Belt hasn’t batted yet?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 13, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummm. Has he? How about Stew? And, you know, that other guy?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m fairly confused at this point.

If you make fun of that, I’ll send the flaming gallinas to bomb your sleeping points.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Rownads!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If ever fans deserved a Croix de AT&T Park...

it’s tonight.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 13, 2011 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Dunno . . .

No bonechilling cold, fog, or swirling trash to be seen . . . yet.

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Sep 13, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

does watching Cabrera and Whiteside count?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 13, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

it does

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sighs and claps . . ./

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go for quick outs, RamRam

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 13, 2011 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

or whatever

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 13, 2011 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

KROOOOOOOOOOON will pitch a perfect 30th and earn the W!

by haemaker on Sep 13, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 13, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many “K” spots do they have availible on the RF wall?
I’m curious to see what they do after we use them all up in the 20th inning

by iHateBochy on Sep 13, 2011 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Another question . . .

Do the lucky fans get TWO packages of Johnsonville Brats if they strike out 26???

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on Sep 13, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. Hell, no.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ll use napkins.

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by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on you dorks!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Still a good amount of people at the park.

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by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

unemployment is high around here

by ecost on Sep 13, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lots of hobos in SF

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 13, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

“peoples”

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brad Brach?

They’re just making up names now.

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by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

/had to laugh

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s real, but not solid.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome K numbers in minors

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 13, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Cody!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

What?

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Sep 13, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

As in, this is a real thing?

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Sep 13, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

and it is delicious

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I will take your word for it

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Sep 13, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not real until it moves.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That gave me runz last thread

by iHateBochy on Sep 13, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

runz.exe?

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gross

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 13, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Disturbing in color and probably texture

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA - AOL headline

“A TV weatherman who woke up next to a naked dead man wearing a dog collar in a hot tub resigns amid the scandal.”

by iHateBochy on Sep 13, 2011 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 13, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a real story?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 13, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he showed up at a friend’s house with some stranger.
The three of them did a bunch of drugs and then that happened in the morning.
The guy ran out of the bathroom and threw up in the living room.
It’s like, “Dude. You were already in the tub. Throw up there. He’s going to have to bleach that thing anyway.”

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 13, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This makes me wonder about our own local meterologist

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 13, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alexandrines. Twelve syllable lines.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next time, a villanelle.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 13, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

A sort of a sonnet.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL his last name is “Cummins”

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 13, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This keeps getting better

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 13, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Padres are such noble folk.

Hanging on until Bochy is forced to play Belt.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 13, 2011 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

They are men of the cloth, after all.

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by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody did something pleasing.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay!

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 13, 2011 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that Donnie Darko?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's awesome.

I liked that movie. It’s been a while since I saw it.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

#likeaboss

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Sep 13, 2011 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

So Bochy

really does not like Belt or Crawford

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Sep 13, 2011 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 13, 2011 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLDRES

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'll take it!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

gifts are niice

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 13, 2011 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like the Giants will walk off

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 13, 2011 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

walk off balk?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Sep 13, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants offense

14 hits, 1 error, 1 BB = 2 runs…sounds about right

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Sep 13, 2011 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss those Torres line drives

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

DFADD

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 13, 2011 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, is that what they call it now?

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 13, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Andres

NON-productive = FUCKING USELESS

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Selfish IBB

Just like BLB

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Bochy didn’t call bunt there?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 13, 2011 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Pop-up, cause no use bunting the guy to 3rd.

Fucking Bochy.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 13, 2011 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the GIDP

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Sep 13, 2011 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Curses!!! Foiled.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 13, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

An IBB to Bletran?

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 13, 2011 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Oops. Typo.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 13, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIDP

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Sep 13, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

clutch GIDP

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 13, 2011 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t like the implications here.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

yer a rooster?

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Precisely.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, Torres and Fontenot… never to be seen again, again.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this a T. S. Elliot poem?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it gets past pablo

do they PH with belt

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by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIRAFFE

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I must be tired. That giraffe was hilarious

by Hyoton on Sep 13, 2011 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk's about to talk about a wild hair in Brach's nose

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know if it’s because of lack of sleep, but I am laughing so hard at that giraffe wearing the rally cap

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 13, 2011 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

No DP at least

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Brach cannot throw a strike

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
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by doubleteapot on Sep 13, 2011 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

But boy can he fill some tubs with his candy.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 13, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa?!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for a walkoff WP

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Almost

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take it.

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by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants are going to the 24th inning

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by CalBear949 on Sep 13, 2011 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd rather Huff....

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes DeRosa

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, now we really need a hit or a wild pitch

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
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by doubleteapot on Sep 13, 2011 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Balk

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by CalBear949 on Sep 13, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Failrosa coming up

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 13, 2011 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

LOLBELT

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what?

/dives under the coffee table
buh-bye

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

wild pitch, please

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 13, 2011 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

DeRosa has been clutch for the Giants, so I guess Bochy’s going to throw him and his wrist out there

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 13, 2011 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Really?

With a left handed 1st baseman on the bench, your going to fucking go with limp wrist derosa? FML

by NVTorture on Sep 13, 2011 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Balk, please.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 13, 2011 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

DEORSA!!!!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally DeRosa

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 13, 2011 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Clear and cool.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woot!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 13, 2011 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 13, 2011 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

WE WIN!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 13, 2011 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

DEROSA!!!

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by CalBear949 on Sep 13, 2011 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Ooooooooooyea

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Baby. Oh, baby.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do I not remember this scene?

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Sep 13, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEROSA!!!!!!!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 13, 2011 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING FINALLY

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

WALK OFF

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 13, 2011 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WHAT

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 13, 2011 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

MDR!!!!!!

I have mixed feelings about this.

by Hyoton on Sep 13, 2011 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

You should talk to a professional

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by CalBear949 on Sep 13, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAHOOOOOOO!!!!!

ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!!!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

whoa we won again!!!!!!!!!!

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Of course

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 13, 2011 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Clutchy clutch!

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 13, 2011 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!

This!!!

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 13, 2011 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I like to shop.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was nice.

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13

by thirteen on Sep 13, 2011 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FlapFlapFlapFlap

Adopted Giant - Carlos Willoughby, 2011 Sally League All Star

by j14 on Sep 13, 2011 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Can I exhale now?

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Sep 13, 2011 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

IT'S PEW PEW TIME!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Want a hot Asian

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Sep 13, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We missed you...

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 13, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Falls to floor after being smitten.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another shot of the same girl

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

fantasy generator

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet, sweet victory!

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 13, 2011 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 13, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We Won!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 13, 2011 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully this does not convince Sabean to re-sign DeRosa

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Sep 13, 2011 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

THREE IN A ROW!

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Sep 13, 2011 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I remain disturbed by this, as by all Anime.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

DANCING CATS!!

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Sep 13, 2011 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

DeRosa had it all the way

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

what changed in the 12th is we got timely hits

stupid Amy G

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 13, 2011 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo!

"But here’s what I like most about the big leagues: the water pressure in the showers. The water pressure is outstanding. You get clean in half the time." - Brandon Belt

by deegreentea on Sep 13, 2011 11:07 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

HAHAH

I was just saying to hubby “hit it over ODogs head” and he did!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Clever, though not genius.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

SL

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain

still can’t win…

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by CalBear949 on Sep 13, 2011 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I like watching DeRosa succeed.

Also, nice AmyG glasses. Never noticed those before.

"I hate that mountain. I love baseball."

by Four Point Nine Eight on Sep 13, 2011 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Here Here!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 13, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

a locker room’s broken out in the MCC

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

/snaps towel at others

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 13, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Extra PewPew shot

was for Gallo

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Sep 13, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shoots back/

Pew!!

Pew!!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Flicks jockstrap like a rubberband

by iHateBochy on Sep 13, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Locks Cabrera in a locker.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 13, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what if he escapes and runs to Bochey?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll all point at Belt – “HE did it!”

by iHateBochy on Sep 13, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weld it shut.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 13, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do they always show the morons behind the podium? It’s pathetic, really

by iHateBochy on Sep 13, 2011 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I think O-Dawg was contemplating his Giants Contract next year while he was lying on the ground after missing that ball.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 11:15 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s a good player, though, made of glass, as well

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BORK

“Derosa took the World’s Greatest Athlete title away from Huff.” What the fucking fuck?!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 13, 2011 11:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that was obvious. Anyone could see that

by iHateBochy on Sep 13, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I don’t even.

by Hyoton on Sep 13, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure that’s a joke.

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by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shirley…

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 13, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s actually like the title to a car. Now DeRosa can just sell it to anyone he wants. Huff’s loss.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Sep 14, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark DeRosa – “Professional hitter”

by iHateBochy on Sep 13, 2011 11:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Points and laughs at Mark DeRosa and at Aubrey Huff.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa

Post-ASB OBP = .467

Giants baseball: Together We're Crippled

by TheAntiBork on Sep 13, 2011 11:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Shellfish complacency

by iHateBochy on Sep 13, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shovelfootish implacability.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 13, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just realized

Beltran is not kosher

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by CalBear949 on Sep 14, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm playing Vanilla WoW

bizarre

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Sep 13, 2011 11:46 PM PDT reply actions  

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