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Post-game thread: In a 193-game season, this team would start making some noise

You know, a Diamondbacks-Giants NLCS would be pretty funny.

It could happen:

Star-divide

 

  • Every single member of the Braves could catch malaria on a trip to Mosquito Island
  • Mosquito Island would need to be a real place
  • Probably with mosquitos
  • That have malaria
  • And it needs to have a reason for people to visit. Specifically, a professional baseball team in the middle of their season. As in, "Yeah, the mosquitos. But the casino! And free sno-cones!"
  • Then the Braves would catch malaria.
  • Except for Derek Lowe, who would catch syphilis
  • Then the Giants would win the Wild Card. Also, in this scenario, the Cardinals have caught malaria of the syphilis.
  • Then they beat the Phillies in the NLDS because CODY M'F'N ROSS OWNS ROY HALLIDAY lol
  • Also, we ain't scared of Cliff Lee! Posey owns him!
  • So then the Giants are in the NLCS with the Diamondbacks. Or the Brewers, but the Diamondbacks would be funnier.

 

If the Giants made up a 6.5 deficit on two teams, they'd do it by winning. So it wouldn't be completely offensive and heinous that the Giants were in the playoffs because we'd remember the furious winning streak of the last two weeks.

But it would be funny to show up in the NLCS just to annoy the Diamondbacks. "Remember all that winning you guys did, and the winning that we didn't really do? Welp, looks like it's all down to a best-of-seven series now. Also, we're the team that won it last year, and most of us gave up two weeks ago, so this is pretty much borrowed money. Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

That isn't especially likely. But it would be funny! Think about how amusing that would be!

Keep thinking.

Okay, back to reality. This game was the kind of game that annoys me. It was a win, which is great. The offense was a lively bunch, which is swell. But the Giants are still on pace to be one of the worst offenses in team history. And when there's a game like this, it's annoying. Here's why:

2011 Giants

Good
Beltran
Pablo

Not bad
Ross
Torres
Huff
Belt
Keppinger

Bad
Not Posey
Anyone at shortstop

Now, that takes some liberties. Huff, Belt, and Torres have been bad this year. They haven't been "not bad" -- they've been pretty awful in 2011. But I don't think they're that bad overall. The same players in 2012 will have better seasons, if only because I say so.

Long story short: this shouldn't be a historically awful offense. A good offense? An average offense? Not sure if I can go that far. But I'm pretty sure that they aren't historically awful. And a game like that reminds you that it shouldn't be impossible for this team to score runs. But it's probably too late. Whoooops. The lineup that they threw out there tonight, combined with a historically fantastic pitching staff, should have been enough to make the Diamondbacks uncomfortable on September 12th, at least. And a game like tonight's, where a functional offense did hyper-functional things, makes you wonder what could have been.

Instead, c'mon malaria! Come on, you beautiful infectious disease!

Oh well. It's all about the little victories. Surkamp continues to look like a pitcher who can be a Zito with a longer leash from the fans. That's good. Hector Sanchez is impressive for a kid just out of his teens, and Pablo Sandoval decimated a ball to the opposite field, which is always fun to see. Aubrey Huff looks like something in between 2010 and 2011 -- as in, they guy we probably should have expected before both seasons.

Still, what could have been. What could have been ...

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I would like 1 sno-cone please

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by DrStankus on Sep 12, 2011 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Make mine lime, thanks.

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by timmeh on Sep 12, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry.

Your choices are “malaria” and “syphillis”

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by SnowLeopard on Sep 12, 2011 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

sno cones? Well I have to say the variety has certainly changed over time.

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by timmeh on Sep 12, 2011 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a, ummm, short-term special

won’t be going on for lawwwwnng

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by SnowLeopard on Sep 13, 2011 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aww, no “Schweddy Balls”?

Wheeeeeeeeeeee.

by urea on Sep 13, 2011 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

So where do I buy my 2011 NL champs hat?

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by Scooter Ellis on Sep 12, 2011 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

From the Brewers team store.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 6:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

BANNEDon Belt

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by jponry on Sep 12, 2011 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Once again . . .

. . . there is this super-SSS suggestion that maybe the offense just needed to stop pressing so badly (in several senses of that word).

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by owlcroft on Sep 12, 2011 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, there's something to be said for psychological effects on any sample.

Or maybe they just needed to face a couple pitchers who didn’t realize that all they needed to do was throw pitches in the vicinity of Keppinger to get him to swing. Walking a guy with Dunstonian numbers twice is ridiculous.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 12, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the game

And I believe I lost major style points with my girlfriend because I kept talking about how it was impossible to walk Keppinger. So not only did the Pads walk him once, but they did the impossible and walked him twice. Considering those were his 10th and 11th walks of the season, I believe that has to be a first.

by taliesin on Sep 12, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also should have had a walk in an earlier AB, but he swung at ball 4.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 12, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

And it should have been a double play but Cody was running on the pitch.

by taliesin on Sep 12, 2011 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just loooove those intangibles, don't you, owlcroft!

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by bigboneded on Sep 12, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

If there’s one thing I associate with owlcroft, it’s belief in intangibles. Next he’ll be talking about hot streaks!

by taliesin on Sep 12, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It makes sense that the Giants would be producing more at the plate right now. Arms tend to be tired at this point of the season. Harang’s pitches were up in the zone all game. His slider didn’t have the sharp bite that it normally does. His change-up didn’t show up at all. I don’t think he likes pitching in the cold as he choose to play for Cincinnati and San Diego. Teams out of contention are more interested in padding their numbers than doing what it takes to win ball games, especially on the road. Losing teams look to emphasize giving more time young unproven talent and sub par veterans just looking to make an impression.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 12, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You really think Aaron Harang’s arm is that much more tired than it was in his last start, when he held the Giants to 1 run over 7 innings?

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by EliminateMe on Sep 13, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Intangibles are tangible.
“It’s been a lot looser in here the past five or six days,” said Ross. “Everybody’s not so uptight and tense and trying too hard, and maybe that is the key. We’re definitely doing something right.”

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by kiririn on Sep 13, 2011 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yet didn’t they say “being there before” was a major advantage in the pennant race against the inexperienced Dbacks? Cut the excuses, guys. You just stink.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 13, 2011 5:07 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

The issue was not the other teams: it was the loss of Posey.

Most “streaks” and “slumps” are statistical fluctuations, but that doesn’t mean that there are never any real reasons for a slump: and changing one’s whole approach to batting—in this case, by trying to do more than one can do—is an assuredly real reason. And it just gets worse when the man in the slump starts trying yet other “fixes” to get out of it.

I don’t assert that this is certainly what happened to the Giants, but I think it at least plausible.

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by owlcroft on Sep 13, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that's tangible how?

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by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it does sort of sound as if they’re all giving each other massages or something.

by Evan on Sep 13, 2011 6:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Happy ending rates are off the charts!

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 6:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

HEY! Watch where you’re pointing that thing. You got it all over my chart!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 13, 2011 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

LET ME SHOW YOU MY SHART CHART

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

If only Bochy could have found a way to make the team believe they were out of contention in June so that way our offense would have woken up and we’d now be making plans for Atlanta and Philly

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 12, 2011 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

And Kepp drew two of them.

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by waelwulf on Sep 12, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keppinger can stay.

He was the most Sabean move of all. The whatever guy who turned out to be not terrible.

by Every6thDay on Sep 12, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s on the dvr. Sneaky good. The turn was just.. fast. Real darn fast.

by wcw on Sep 12, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was amazed that he even tried to get the lead guy at second. much less that they’d turn two

fantastic all around

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by DrStankus on Sep 12, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought for sure they would get none, and instead they got two!

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by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I brought a guest to the game

He could not believe how quickly it was turned. The backend of the play at 1B was not even a bang bang play. It was not close. That’s how good that turn was.

My guest is 59 years old, and kept telling me how good this guy he watched in the minor league was. I had to look it up when I got home. That guy’s name was Rico Carty and yes, the year he watched him play in the minors he had an OPS of over 1.000.

I have never heard of Rico Carty until now, but there is nothing to be ashamed of a 132 OPS+ career. Dude could hit.

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by jctGamer on Sep 13, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rico Carty!

1970 batting champ! I think I have a baseball card from when I was a kid that was a leaderboard for something and Carty was ahead of McCovey.

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by achiappanza on Sep 13, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now I think my memory is just bad

It was probably just this one, from my first year buying cards.

"Your curses do not compare to those of Houston fans or Detroit fans, and especially not to those of fans from the northside of Chicago. You are not Hamlet. You are Valerie Bertinelli. Your victim act is schlocky, and totally unconvincing. You fancy yourself tormented. You are merely insecure."
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by achiappanza on Sep 13, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

I had one when he was on the Indians playing with Kuip. And from that year he was one of 1,000 different guys to play for the A’s.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 13, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too! I wish they would put it up on MLB.com.

Wheeeeeeeeeeee.

by urea on Sep 12, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Candy Mountain Cave.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 6:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Candy Apple Island? What do they have there?”

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by rotorueter on Sep 13, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

It took entirely too long for someone to give this response. I am disappoint.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Sep 13, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

You hush your mouth Grant!

A malarial syphilis scourge ravaging the Braves and Cardinals, thus vaunting the Giants into the Wild Card is just plausible enough to get the newbs riled.

And we don’t need that right now.

Let us just proceed hopelessly, and fade into rosterbationblivion without any of your manufactured optimism.

This is not Giant-ember, and there will be no San Francisco-ctober.

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by bigboneded on Sep 12, 2011 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

To the tune of ‘Victoria’?

by wcw on Sep 12, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Works for me – can never do any better than the Kinks

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 12, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really need to pick up all their LPs.

by wcw on Sep 12, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, thanks for sending me to youtube. A scooby doobie doo.

by wcw on Sep 12, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sonic Youth

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by SnowLeopard on Sep 13, 2011 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer the version by The Fall.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 13, 2011 5:09 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Huh, so I see there a Sonic Youth cover of Rowche Rumble. Which has some nice high-tension guitar riffs but still makes me instantly click over to the original.

by Evan on Sep 13, 2011 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Welllllllll I'm sure this has been said somewhere before, but...

if Hector pans out, and turns into a legit catcher, would the organization possibly consider testing Posey at shortstop next spring (his position for most of high school and college), thus fixing our two biggest problems from this year (a hitting catcher and a hitting shortstop)? I think that this could be a legit option, though I’d much rather Posey handling the staff. Maybe he can teach Sanchez his tricks, and we can have a super awesome lineup. Maybe by next September?

by sirhcrocks on Sep 12, 2011 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, lets make our shortstop the catcher who just suffered a devastating ankle injury

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Sep 12, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you think this is a legit option because you wish it to be a legit option

when it is not, in fact, a legit option. If Buster Posey was even an average shortstop (defensively), he would play shortstop, because his bat is great for the position. But he is not. That is why he played first base and catcher last year. Those are the two positions that work best for him. Those are the only two positions where he’ll play, in all likelihood, for the remainder of his career.

by Every6thDay on Sep 12, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with the headline, but not the logic behind it.

his bat compared to most shortstops isn’t as good as his bat compared to most catchers. It is much harder to find a good hitting catcher then a good hitting shortstop. He would also probably end up in left field instead of 1st later in his career, cause we’ll (hopefully) have Belt in the way there.

by sirhcrocks on Sep 12, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

I can envision various scenarios where he might play third base. But, you’re right, he will never play shortstop. He was moved off SS in college because he didn’t have the lateral quickness for it. I somehow doubt that after gaining 20 pounds and sustaining a serious ankle injury that his lateral quickness has improved.

by taliesin on Sep 12, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not quite

He moved because they had extra shortstops, but nobody to play catcher.

by sirhcrocks on Sep 12, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Incorrect

They did have a hot recruit at SS, but obviously if Posey had been good there he wouldn’t have been the one to move.

From this 2006 article:

"I’ve thought about it as soon as I saw Buster when we recruited him," Martin Jr. said. "He’s got a catcher’s body. He’s got great hands and arm strength and obviously he can hit. I’ve always thought he would be very valuable to a major league club as a catcher/third baseman. I think everybody sees he’s not a major league shortstop because of foot speed and range. That’s not demeaning to him at all; that’s just the way he is. But his body is very sturdy and it’s very conducive to catching and playing third base."

I do think he might potentially be able to make the Biggio move to second base, but even that might be a reach, depending on how well he’s able to move when he comes back.

by taliesin on Sep 12, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He probably could, but he’s blocked by a rather large individual.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 12, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

could he play third better than pablo? and wither belt? doomed to play a position he doesn’t excel at?

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by DrStankus on Sep 12, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt is more valuable in left than at first, but Pablo moving to first wouldn’t be a great idea.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 12, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt in left, Posey at first, Ramon Hernandez and someone better than Whiteside/Stewart catching. Pablo stays at third.

by Every6thDay on Sep 12, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would much rather have Posey catching and Huff at first if that ever came up. If Posey isn’t catching, he’s barely above average, if that, at first.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 12, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, personally, I’m sick of Huff and don’t want to see him play anymore (even in a bench role), but your point is valid. But, above average even if just barely, is still pretty damned remarkable on this Giants roster (and next year’s, I’m guessing).

by Every6thDay on Sep 12, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not all that remarkable when you consider that he’s going from the best player at his position in the league to above average at best.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 12, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frankly, I want Posey transitioned to the right field because that is where the arm does the most good and it is well proved that a mobile CF, such as Torres, can protect the grounds left unguarded by a slow-footed fielder. Belt shall roam the left like an alley cat, firing venom at every intruder.

On the infield, Schierholtz shall man third, he of the powerful arm. Pablo will stand stalwart at first, receiving throws from Mr. B Crawford and Mr. J. Keppinger. And who shall catch? Don’t be silly. Pedro Feliz. He catches for us all.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 13, 2011 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, alley cat venom is nasty.

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 13, 2011 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Once you try it you’ll never go back to regular housecat venom.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 13, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is pretty radical, man

In both meanings of the word

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by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 13, 2011 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he could, but first and catcher are optimal. And, I don’t think the Giants would ever put him there, even for spring training. And not just because of Panda.

by Every6thDay on Sep 12, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey at first

Hard to see this as optimal when you compare him to the great sticks at 1B in baseball. If it came to that, I would rather see the Giants explore the trade market just to see what they could get for him from someone who thinks of him as a catcher.

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http://espn.go.com/magazine/burton_20020612.html

by achiappanza on Sep 13, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

PREVENTED ME FROM READING THE REST OF YOUR POST

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

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by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Posey is NOT A FUCKING SHORTSTOP

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 13, 2011 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Galootstop!

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by rotorueter on Sep 13, 2011 6:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

HUMPING 2ND BASEMAN?

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by ResDog on Sep 13, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he has a legitimate shot to stick in center field.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 13, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure the Diamondbacks won't even remember the Giants the next time they meet.
“And you are…?”

“San Francisco Giants. We’re the team right behind you in the standings. We’ve battled for the division title for most of the season?”

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by Every6thDay on Sep 12, 2011 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

"right behind you"

LOL

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 12, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea mon.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Sep 13, 2011 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Goddammit. I clicked the play button and nothing happened. What a tease.

by non sequitur on Sep 13, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here's the link mon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzSpPaCIG0g&feature=related

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by ch3zyp00fs on Sep 13, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Annoying

nothing worse than your team starting to score runs when they’re out of it

thanks for scoring run’s when it counts….

bitter…

by bernardking on Sep 12, 2011 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody’s career OPS+: 104
OPS + before this game: 99

He’s pretty well within his normal range this season. Expecting much more is a case of orange tinted glasses.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 12, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Ross was well above his career average at the end of June

He’s been just terrible in the second half. Now you can call that reverting to the mean if you want, but it really isn’t.

by taliesin on Sep 12, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, that would be a gambler’s fallacy. However, taking his stats on the whole without cherry picking leads to fairly normal results.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 12, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s just doing it in a weird way. Way more walks, way less power.

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 6:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

They really need to work on their situational winning.

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by waelwulf on Sep 12, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Annyong.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Sep 12, 2011 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked it better when he just said Annyong.

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by urea on Sep 12, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know… continuing to not score at all would be pretty bad.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 13, 2011 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran

I missed the last couple of games but saw tonight’s. I have to say that the guy looks dead inside. Baggs mentioned that Beltran seems cold and detached, and I agree that he does seem that way. But I think its a combination of how he naturally looks on the outside and a result of him trying to be emotionally under control, as he has said he tries to be. Its just that the reality of having to play out the rest of the season with a team out of contention has made him depressed. So he just seems more cold and detached than usual. There’s no question that he would rather be playing for a playoff bound team right now, and probably the Phillies in particular. But who, that wasn’t a part of last seasons team, wouldn’t like to be playing on a club like the Phillies right now? Beltran joined the Giants with anticipation that he’d be playing meaningful games in September, but things have gone horribly wrong.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 12, 2011 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

He was so detached and uncaring when he hit that home run and when he ranged into foul territory to get that fly ball…..

He’s just a cool customer. He’s a departure from the rest of the team, but a talented and focused player nonetheless.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 12, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is just silly

Barry Bonds was as cold and detached as any player ever. Beltran is playing well for the Giants, and I don’t give a crap about trying to read his mind while he’s doing it.

by taliesin on Sep 12, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran can hit. Not like BLB, but he can hit.

by wcw on Sep 12, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had a terrible slump at the exact wrong time, and it didn’t help that the rest of the roster was basically inert at the same time.

by Every6thDay on Sep 12, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

As we all know, slumps are voluntary and contagious.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

When he’s the catalyst for postseason hopes, he’s a “professional hitter”.
When he’s coolly producing at the end of the season, he’s “dead inside.”

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by waelwulf on Sep 12, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it had been established that the “professional hitter” label was applied only to mostly terrible hitters?

by Every6thDay on Sep 12, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It all moves to quickly for me. I thought professional hitters were effective guys who visibly lack esprit de corps.

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by waelwulf on Sep 12, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

“too”.

No, you know what?
I’m going to stand by that.
Sometimes I move to quickly.
I move to order. I move to quickly. I move to end this.

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by waelwulf on Sep 12, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been thinking about moving to slowly.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 13, 2011 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Professional hitters can get you ribeyes and know how to move the runners over. I think. Also, they often have calm eyes.

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by Murray, Present on Sep 12, 2011 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You do realize that I’m defending Beltan and not criticizing him, right? I’m saying that its easy to observe that he’s cold and detached, but that its just the way he looks on the outside. Everything is a grind right now with the Giants just playing out the rest of the season. I’ve read and seen so many players, including many on the Giants right now, talk about how it can be tough to play these type of games.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 12, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be honest, it’s not very clear at all what your point is.

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by waelwulf on Sep 12, 2011 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran is selfish.

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by Natto on Sep 12, 2011 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's a big fat phony!

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 12, 2011 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE'S A SELFISH ZOMBIE!!!

Dead on the outside too. In fact he probably ate Bochy’s brain, which is why he continues to play Huff and Cabrera.

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by rxmeister on Sep 13, 2011 5:16 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

To second waelwulf

Five people responded to your post, and not one apparently interpreted it that way. But in any case, I stand by my point, which is that I don’t care if a guy is “dead inside” if he can hit. And I also don’t care if he’s a bundle of joy if he’s Orlando Cabrera.

by taliesin on Sep 12, 2011 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, I’m dead inside, but that doesn’t affect my posting ability in any way.

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by Natto on Sep 12, 2011 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m dead on the outside. Insides are filled with kittens & extra juicy bubblegum.

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by ResDog on Sep 13, 2011 5:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'M DEAD INSIDE

i wanna cut myself just to feel something x.emo.x

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by Murray, Present on Sep 12, 2011 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish my lawn was emo

so it would cut itself

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by SnowLeopard on Sep 13, 2011 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

This is so funny. When I came on here a couple of days ago, all I saw were people attacking the idea of Beltan being retained by Giants for next season. Now it almost seems like people are endorsing the idea. Whatever. I would like him to stay as a Giant. Of course, the terms of the contract are a huge factor.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 12, 2011 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen both.

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by Natto on Sep 12, 2011 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reading through the threads, it seemed that there was more negativity directed towards him than positivity. I could be wrong, but I partook in discussions about him at the time and found myself having to defend him against several people. RXmeister is the only one that seemed to be aligned with me.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 12, 2011 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marcello, GiantPain, and I are among people who’ve been behind Beltran. There are more if you actually read the posts.

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by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I told you I read them and I did see Marcello and GiantPain get behind Beltran, but not during the time I was posting. RX was the only one at the time.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 13, 2011 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Merope wouldnt let up on Beltran, both when I was posting and when I wasnt.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 13, 2011 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Merope = several people and/or the majority?

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by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK

So there was one time where people didn’t reply to your post supporting Beltran.

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by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

marcello and GiantPain get behind Beltran

HAWT

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 6:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

I guess at least I finally get included in the slashfic?

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by marcello on Sep 13, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

*sniffles*

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by Darkrose on Sep 13, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Home Runs and Western Suns has your name alllll over it.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 13, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have been residing in Beltran-ville as well.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 6:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t often pitch in on those things, but I feel Beltran would be at least as good as anyone we’re likely to bring in as a free agent next year. I don’t know if the cost would be worth it, but I would enjoy seeing him in SF for a couple more years.

Baggs’ comments pretty much killed any hope that he’d want to come back, though, so I’m holding out for some burst of genius to fix shortstop. I’m thinking cyborgs aren’t specifically prohibited, so maybe there’s some progress to be made there.

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by Ott on Sep 13, 2011 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Beltran so much that I love the fact that I hate him right around to the fact that I admit that he is a good hitter and I was wrong about him and he’s good so I like him he’s a great Giant let’s just all tip our hats and be done.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 13, 2011 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

He does kind of look like a cyborg, but....

Dude roasted Barlett or whomever when breaking up that double play tonight.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 13, 2011 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny, but reading all the posts on Beltran I’ve gotten the opposite impression. It’s always a couple of anti-Beltran comments followed by a dozen pro-Beltran comments. I always take the “selfish” meme as something that comes from the pro-Beltran crowd poking fun at the few posters who dislike him.

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by rxmeister on Sep 13, 2011 5:20 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

It’s almost as if there are differing opinions and not a hive-mind.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 13, 2011 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree!

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by natteringnabob on Sep 13, 2011 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

FOR THE SWARM!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 13, 2011 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Re-sign Beltran plz.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 6:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

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by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 6:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

We're in this thing

I don’t not believe

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by positiveuphemism on Sep 12, 2011 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

It's a cute movie

I watched Breaking Bad.

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by Murray, Present on Sep 12, 2011 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i've probably only seen like one episode of that show

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 12, 2011 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford...

is a shitty hitter. It’s not just what he’s done with the Giants, but also what he’s done in Fresno. He also doesn’t seem to make the plays at shortstop that would give him an advantage over someone like Fontenot. Let us not mention him again.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 12, 2011 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

He cannot hit

He’s also a much better defensive shortstop than Fontenot. I do think if there’s a major league SS in the system right now, it’s probably Ehire, but I haven’t completely given up on the idea that Crawford could be a big league SS with a .650 OPS and a plus glove.

by taliesin on Sep 12, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

No don’t that Crawford has the potential to be a plus defender, it’s just I’ve observed him being sloppy with the Giants. That’s all part of getting used to playing in the big leagues, I assume.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 12, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO, DON'T!!!!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 13, 2011 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Give up!

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
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by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 6:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Never!

No, actually I give him another year. He needs to go all Brett Pill on the PCL next year.

by taliesin on Sep 13, 2011 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds fair to me.

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by rotorueter on Sep 13, 2011 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHY CAN'T THE GIANTS GET A FLASHY SS WHO CAN ALSO HIT

just enough to get you nerbs off his back? I would love to see similar plays to that DP on a regular basis.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not on his back. I am really rooting for him!

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by rotorueter on Sep 13, 2011 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone loves messing with Grant.

Wheeeeeeeeeeee.

by urea on Sep 12, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christensen? Or whatever his name is?

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 13, 2011 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet that I would tease Fontenot if I were on the Giants.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 13, 2011 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I seem to recall Torres giving Fonty a few exuberant high fives.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 13, 2011 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

/rookie walks into locker room after being called up
Huff: Welcome to the club rook. Here wash this for me
/tosses rookie dirty thong
Fontenot: Hey [rookie’s name], welcome to the team. Let me know if you need any-
Rookie: Shut up Frodo.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 6:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

That looks like Burriss.

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by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 6:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

that is burriss, right?

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by jponry on Sep 13, 2011 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was my first thought too.

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 7:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

The weird hat angle threw me.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 13, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not MOTORIN’.

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by rotorueter on Sep 13, 2011 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to see him do that to Beltre.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Sep 13, 2011 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awww, Fonty.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 13, 2011 7:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

If this were a 193 game season, the Giants would be playing Huff and Cabrera everyday because the team needs their veteran presence. Especially since they’ve been there before.

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by JRPhillips on Sep 12, 2011 11:38 PM PDT reply actions  

exactly

now that they have dumped Rowand and Tejada and started playing others, because they are out of it, they might be in it.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 13, 2011 6:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

and we’d probably see Cabrera leading off and Huff batting 5th if they made the playoffs

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 13, 2011 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants win, i'm pretty happy

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 12, 2011 11:39 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: So i think i might plan a trip out to Cincinnati, Chicago, Detroit, Cleveland

This will probably happen near the end of the month next month… then i’ll drive back beginning of december. Get to see my girlfriend, some friends, family, all the while i’ll be applying for jobs as well, gives me something to do… but definitely not for sure about this yet, something to ponder

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 12, 2011 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ma thinking Europe somehow.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 13, 2011 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

fuck that shit

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 13, 2011 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

but food

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 13, 2011 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Got family and friends who can cook food, hell i can go buy stuff and cook food

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 13, 2011 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Butt food

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 13, 2011 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Makes sense. You’re starting to run out of stories about your French friend.

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by rotorueter on Sep 13, 2011 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

you mean

“Freedom friend”.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 13, 2011 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

impossible

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 13, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to be in England during that time. Enjoy my area of the country!

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by rotorueter on Sep 13, 2011 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man... dead tonight? or what?

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 12, 2011 11:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LIKE BELTRAN’S INSIDES

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by Natto on Sep 12, 2011 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate it when I get into a guy’s insides and it’s just… ugh. Dead.
Why couldn’t I find some life in you.
Why is there no joie de vivre in your cavity.

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by waelwulf on Sep 12, 2011 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEAD describes the 49ers offense

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 12, 2011 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt

He had another one of those games where he had multiple strike outs. His main issue seems to be mechanical in nature, as I’ve theorized before. Bochy has hinted at a lack of aggression as Belts main issue. Baggs and others have mentioned that he has been having problems hitting curve balls, especially the big loopy kind. I think both are wrong. I observed tonight, and in other games, that he’ll get plenty of hard stuff over the middle of the plate that he fails to square up on and just foul off. Harang tried to throw some off-speed pitches to him but he either fouled them off or spat on the them when they weren’t strikes. What he’ll do is he’ll continue to foul pitches off until he strikeouts or walks. On days when his swing isn’t right, he’ll seem to battle himself more than the pitcher. When he does put the ball in play, it’ll either be a weak ground ball or a very high pop up. I wonder if his transition from being a primary pitcher to being a hitter and positional hitter is a factor. Muscle memory is essential to being a successful hitter, and that is built through taking thousands and thousands of swings.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 12, 2011 11:46 PM PDT reply actions  

BACK IN IT

TO WIN IT

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by baetown415 on Sep 12, 2011 11:55 PM PDT reply actions  

6.5 back!!!!!!!! OH BABY!

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 12, 2011 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my

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by timmeh on Sep 12, 2011 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ATL and STL need to keep losing.

by TBRMKane on Sep 12, 2011 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

doesnt ATL play Philly?

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 12, 2011 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT'S BASEBALL

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by baetown415 on Sep 12, 2011 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

last series of the year...

LOL, i dont even care. Go niners

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 13, 2011 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re schedule is a bit more difficult than the Giants’.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 13, 2011 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Niners play the AFC North, of course it will be

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 13, 2011 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

their

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 13, 2011 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

okay, time for bed

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 13, 2011 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

/notices i missed grammar mistake too... im out

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by PiKAgiant on Sep 13, 2011 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

/cue “We’re in this Thing” dumpster pic

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 13, 2011 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

We're in this thing

and it’s spinning around and around and going up and down over speed bumps (sorry, Sacramentans – undulations) and pitching back and for…

BWLEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH…..

Huh?

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I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Sep 13, 2011 12:40 AM PDT reply actions  

I less than three undulations

7 years in Sacramento, and those signs never fail to amuse me. “All right, everyone: UNDULATE!”

by Darkrose on Sep 13, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen those being replaced with …what the hell is it? car tables? or something….

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by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

13 of 15

Not, you know out of the realm of possibility. Of course Atlanta (and I guess St. Louis) would have to go 6 of 14. And then we’d be tied. But you know Brooks Conrad et al.

(Sorry. Just soooo bored right now.)

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by Kestrel76 on Sep 13, 2011 12:54 AM PDT reply actions  

if there were

some head-to-head games there’d be more of a chance. Whatever chance there is, though, would be totally nonexistent had they lost the last two games.

Let’s see if they can catch STL. Then if the Braves have continued their 4-game losing streak, we can trot out the Dumb and Dumber gif with “you’re telling me there’s a chance”.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 13, 2011 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe we’ll get some karmic payback for ’93

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 13, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

The main Giants-related question now for me have to do with 2012

1. After Tim, MadBum, and Cain, who from among Vogue, Dirty, Zito, Surkamp, etc will start and be effective

2. Can this lineup be expected to score close to league average:

CF Somebody
2B Mole
C Posey
3B Panda
1B Huff
RF Nate
LF Belt
SS Somebody

(I doubt it)

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by SnowLeopard on Sep 13, 2011 1:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Crazy collapses have happened before.

I AM JUST SAYING.

Although the Braves are a good team and it would have to be a crazy collapse. And sadly, of all the recent crazy collapses, save last year’s Padres, Beltran has been part of that team (LOL METS).

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by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 1:26 AM PDT reply actions  

If that happens, then the Cardinals make it.

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by El Person on Sep 13, 2011 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY

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by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

cray-z

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by SFGuy on Sep 13, 2011 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

CARDINALS ALSO LOST LAST NIGHT

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 13, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

crazy Red Sox collapse seems more likely this year

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by jponry on Sep 13, 2011 6:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

This would also be enjoyable.

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by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think the Rays would slip into #2 on my playoff rooting list if that happened

But I think the Crew still takes top billing.

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by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why root for the Seligs?

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like their players (Greinke <3), I like their goofy organizational philosophy (fuck defense!), and I like to see teams go all in when they’ve got a shot. And they’re in the NL, so that’s the tiebreaker over the Rays.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

That bowling pin crap is preventing me from supporting the Brewers. I usually end up picking a team to support after the playoff starts.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 13, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love watching teams that have fun

So I really dug the bowling pin thing. Thought it was awesome.

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by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was funny.

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by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, i can't get angry about that

It was obnoxious but if Pablo did it we’d all be laughing. I think Fielder’s a loveable goof.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 13, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's a big ol' fat vegetarian who swings from his heels and has an awesome-looking backswing after he hits a moonshot

He’s the galootiest galoot who ever galooted.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Something like this?

I'm as tall as Mel. Why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Sep 13, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prince Fielder fact:

He decided to become vegetarian after he read Skinny Bitch.

Which is, like, the funniest thing.

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by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

That still gets to me too. I’ll be rooting for a Brewers/DBacks NLCS and not care who wins.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure I can root for a team with Nyjer Morgan on it.

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is a serious drawback for me as well

But I want the Chigloos to go to the world series.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 13, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

The team itself is pretty likeable.

And a WS win would probably make the Brewers go nuts to keep Fielder, meaning Sabes won’t have a chance to offer some crazy 10 year contract to him.

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by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know, Prince really isn't that old

A 6 year deal, maybe…

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by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, if Sabes' only concern is making the offense better

Giving Prince something like 6/110 or something wouldn’t be the craziest thing in the world.

And man, it’d be cool to see someone sock dingers again.

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by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo socks dingers. He even went oppo taco last night.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, but I don't see Pablo as having much above 30-HR power, max

Fielder has 50-HR potential.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you prorate Pablo’s 2011 pace out to 600 AB, he’d be at 30 HR.

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

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Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even playing half his games at AT&T?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not, no

But he has more power than Sandoval. Is that even up for debate?

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by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just looking for an oppo-tunity to say ‘oppo taco’.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am oppo-posed to that term

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by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

they have

6 against FLA, 3 against the Mets, and 3 with the Natinals. And finish with 3 with the Phillies who may or may not be playing starters by then.

So, GO FLORIDA! /runs to find barf bag

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by natteringnabob on Sep 13, 2011 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

They have happened before. Specifically, in August.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 13, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wut.

Madness!

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 6:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

minus the ones where the runner ran through a stop sign…

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by Bret1110 on Sep 13, 2011 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a swipe at Tim Flannery, HGL?

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 13, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no experience of watching other ballclubs to see how often they do it, so I was curious to see if there was an easy way to compare

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Sep 13, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

To give you an idea of how serious I was, HGL stands for Human Green Light… but it would be interesting if there were a metric that specifically told you about the third base coach.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 13, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain and Madison Bumgarner both have higher fWAR than Timmy this year.

I’m not sure how I feel about this.

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 6:08 AM PDT reply actions  

they've both been better

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by jponry on Sep 13, 2011 6:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know. I just wish that there was more convincing evidence that last year was a blip rather than a signal in the shift of his true talent.

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

And to be clear: a 5 WAR pitcher is still an awesome thing to have. But not at $20 MM/year.

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, there wouldn’t be much surplus value but 5 WAR translated to about $20 mil a year.

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by jponry on Sep 13, 2011 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right. It’s nice to have, if you can afford it. Having it at under-market value is the awesome thing to have.

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he’ll still probably finish around 5 WAR, which isn’t much to sneeze at. But yes, it would have been nice to see him put up another 7-8 win season.

He certainly looked like that pitcher at times this year, but then he went through more difficult stretches. I dunno.

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by jponry on Sep 13, 2011 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Annual xFIPs, not counting his rookie year:

3.13
2.83
3.09
3.28

He hasn’t lost much.

by Evan on Sep 13, 2011 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

So the declining Ks and the rise in BBs isn’t troubling? An honest question.

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by rotorueter on Sep 13, 2011 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

He may never again be as good as he was in 2009, but no, I don’t think it’s troubling. Hitters adjust, he’ll adjust back. His fastball velocity is up again this year.

by Evan on Sep 13, 2011 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

He looks even better by FIP

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by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not really?

2.62 and 2.34 (08/09) are quite a bit better than the 3.15 he’s put up the last two years.

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by jponry on Sep 13, 2011 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

looking at his statlines

it looks like his biggest thing has been the increase in HR rate the last two years, moreso than the Ks/BBs

so xFIP and SIERA haven’t changed much, while FIP and tERA have.

He’s definitely still a very good pitcher. That said, I do think it’s a bit of a red flag if you’re thinking of giving him a $20 mil a year contract.

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by jponry on Sep 13, 2011 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d probably give him a pass on one of the HRs this year (the third one allowed against the Cubs, after SloCab made a stupid error and Jon/Dave said that he looked really, really upset). But that would be a pretty minimal change in his FIP.

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

That can be measured by xOCAB.

by Evan on Sep 13, 2011 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot about league context. By xFIP-, which normalizes to a 100-point scale in which lower is better, his four full seasons look like this:

72
66
77
85

So this has been a definite off year. But he’s still very good.

by Evan on Sep 13, 2011 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I’m pretty sure xFIP- is the worst name for a stat ever.

by Evan on Sep 13, 2011 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

It should totally be “eFIP.”

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 13, 2011 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

And he still looks brilliant at times. But he’s not sustaining it like he did in 08/09.

I mean, he has had three full months this year with an ERA under 2!

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by jponry on Sep 13, 2011 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing. 3 months with an ERA under 2.

“mediocre”

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by ch3zyp00fs on Sep 13, 2011 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

well

anyone who would straight up call him mediocre this year is exaggerating. By no measure this year has he been mediocre, except for perhaps in walk rate.

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by jponry on Sep 13, 2011 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

No one called him that aside from you.

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

CSN called him that as well

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 13, 2011 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, right, forgot about that stupid graphic. This is what I get for not living in the Bay Area.

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm refering to

that one picture image from CSN. In no way is Lincecum mediocre.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Sep 13, 2011 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, yes. Apologies for that comment of mine.

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's ok.. it's 730 am.

We all get a mulligan.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Sep 13, 2011 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's 9:30

Are you people even out of your pajamas yet?

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'M NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR TODAY

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

GOIN' COMMANDO!

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 13, 2011 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

DANGLING

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 13, 2011 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let me just say at this juncture that often, that is the best way to survive in the heat of a Southern summer. Also, it’s incredibly convenient.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 13, 2011 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's cheaper than Air Conditioning.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Sep 13, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

free your scrotum

to fulfill its vital thermostat function!

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by natteringnabob on Sep 13, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

FLASH: NEWS ANCHOR BRINGS 'EXPOSURE' TO LOCAL BROADCAST

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 13, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. I'm up by 5 everyday and at work by 6:30. :(

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by ch3zyp00fs on Sep 13, 2011 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s actually 10:30 A.M. for me, so I’m just a dick!

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think part of what’s been frustrating has been the uptick in walks, especially since (anecdotally) it seems like so many of them come at weird times, like after he’s gotten two easy outs, and they always seem to come in bunches, like 2-3 in a single inning.

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by jponry on Sep 13, 2011 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Glass half full: that suggests a momentary lapse of concentration or mechanics, rather than a real change in ability.

by Evan on Sep 13, 2011 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gee

If my team couldn’t score any runs, might I try to get more strikeouts? Hence leading to a few more walks. Tim is not the problem.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

my malaria, my malaria
even i’ll adore you
my malaria

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 6:24 AM PDT reply actions  

NASA is providing an opportunity for science and engineering undergrads to fly aboard an aircraft that will do a series of parabolic arcs to simulate micro and hyper gravity.

Vomit Comet!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 13, 2011 7:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Despite my aversion to speedy, undulating rides, I think I’d probably do that.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 13, 2011 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

My gorge rises just thinking about it.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

A friend of mine rode on that several years ago. He reported that it was awesome.

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by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that Playboy once financed a porno on that thing. NASA, have you no shame?

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 13, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

so

how many times has Romo pitched an entire 9th inning in the past two years?

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by natteringnabob on Sep 13, 2011 7:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Not many

Because he usually gives up walk-off HRs so he doesn’t complete the inning amirite?

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MANNY

LOL UGGLA

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Sep 13, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Romo got 5 outs on 11 pitches.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 13, 2011 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT NO K'S!

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

AND NO SAVE

LOL Romo

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by natteringnabob on Sep 13, 2011 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s only pitched 11.2 innings in the 9th for his entire career.

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by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Two things
  1. - OT – The lady just bought a king size tempur pedic mattress… what the crap took her so long.
  1. - My family does not like Brandon Belt. I do. I’ve been defending him all year. But it’s getting harder and harder to defend him with zero actual results and when realistically, the last few weeks, the two Brandons and O-Cab have been the worst hitters on the team… your thoughts…

by projectmayhem713 on Sep 13, 2011 7:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Nate :(
Meantime, Schierholtz isn’t happy about the medical process that led him to a specialist in Vail, Colo. (Dr. Tom Clanton), who told him he shouldn’t have played after he broke a bone in his right foot on Aug. 15. Schierholtz took one day off and, with the team lacking healthy bodies, played in the next five games.

“The bone didn’t have a chance to heal when I played on it,” said Schierholtz, who didn’t directly blame the Giants’ medical people in an interview. "For now, I have to do completely nothing for a week to see if the fracture heals. I’m dying to get on the field and play, and at the same time, if I hurt it any worse, it could affect me in the future.

“I set myself back a week by playing on it. Maybe by staying off it, it’d be better by now.”

Get well, dude.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 13, 2011 7:38 AM PDT reply actions  

At least he still has all of his ribs.

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by rotorueter on Sep 13, 2011 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had some smoked pork ribs over the weekend. The may be the best I’ve ever had.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

where?

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by ch3zyp00fs on Sep 13, 2011 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

A buddy of mine made them at his house.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

How long does that take. 8hrs or so, no?

by Turf_Toe_ on Sep 13, 2011 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

It took him a long time. Pretty much all day yeah.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, probably one of those things where if you have to ask, you don’t have the time pr the patience.

by Turf_Toe_ on Sep 13, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

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by rotorueter on Sep 13, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

amazing - somehow they remove the bones

by Turf_Toe_ on Sep 13, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should look into the wonders of mechanically separated meat.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 13, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

They just figured MCD’s grew they cows with no ribs.

by Turf_Toe_ on Sep 13, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

Unless they were country ribs. Baby backs take maybe 5 hours tops (cooking them at like 250-275).

by taliesin on Sep 13, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 13, 2011 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I once broke my thumb at practice on a Thursday and waited until after Sunday’s basketball game to seek medical attention.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 13, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t he play all last year with a bad shoulder? Wasn’t that the excuse?

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by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did they remove his ribs?

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by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants crack medical squad strikes again

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by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants out 6-8 weeks with cracked medical squad.

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by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly what I was thinking

Do these guys even have any formal training, or is that just something stupid nerds who’ve never played doctor would do?

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by marcello on Sep 13, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they're dentists

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by baetown415 on Sep 13, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like

Giants ON crack medical staff.
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by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Waaaaay better than the downstairs medical college.

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by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

In defense of LIncecum- as if he needed it.

Lincecum still has a higher ERA than Cain or Bumgarner. The walks are hurting his stats, no question about it.

His WHIP is 1.19 . Bumgarner is 1.23. Cain is 1.06
He leads all pitchers in PFR (not sure how important that is though). Regardless Lincecum has great stats including strikeouts. When a person qoutes stats dont leave some behind.

I think Lincecum is the better pitcher including this year. No to mention that between the years 2008 to 2011 lincecum has the best stats of ANY pitcher combined

And let us not forget the awful support- in 96 years no Giant pitcher except Lincecum this year, has had 6 winless games going 7 innings giving up one run or less.

I know i am a huge Lincecum fan and am biased but there is many Giant fans sure quick to throw Lincecum under the bus.
What do you gans just want a more “typical” pitcher who is big and looks macho? I really don’t get this everyone is better i have been hearing from bagg, grant and others.

by bobble head on Sep 13, 2011 8:12 AM PDT reply actions  

He has been other worldly now he is just awesome. I think those stats are more of a testament to the great seasons Cain and MadBum are having.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

WTF??

Why are people bashing the likes of LIncecum and Beltran? Why not beat up on the guys who actually suck?? Jesus.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 8:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Because SOME people get their pants in a bunch when you say “Bill Hall has been terrible”

by Hyoton on Sep 13, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

That makes sense.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 13, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

JESUS DOESN'T SUCK! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 13, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not seeing any Lincecum bashing

Although I may have missed it when I glanced through portions this thread.

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I’d rather us talk about the fact that Today began broadcasting in color 46 years ago today, Monday, September 13, 1965. Thank you.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 13, 2011 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

The first television I ever watched looked like a huge piece of furniture and had a black and white screen.
2, 4, 5, 7, 9, 11, and 13 where the channels that were available at the time not including UHF channels 34 (which was all spanish) and 52 (which had all the awesome cartoons like Speed Racer and Fractured Fairy Tales). Even under the best conditions, the UHF channels were static-y.

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I love wooden TVs. They seem more inviting and cozy.

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by rotorueter on Sep 13, 2011 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had a b&w TV till about 1993. It took me quite a while to adjust to the Simpsons being yellow.

by Evan on Sep 13, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

My grandparents had a console TV. I remember it well. It sat right on the floor, in a corner of their den. It picked up 6, 10, 13, 21 and 42, if memory serves. Sometimes, depending on the weather, you could faintly pick up some of the Huntsville stations.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 13, 2011 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

And you had to get your ass up off the couch to change the damn channel.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 13, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah – that’s what a little brother and sister were for.

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by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I WAS THE YOUNGEST! :(

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You should have faked polio.

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My family wasn’t big on excuses.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 13, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

And you couldn’t just change the channel. You had to select the channel you wanted with the dial and then use the fine tuner to improve the picture.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 13, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

/adjusts rabbit ears

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 13, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

And when those broke: WIRE HANGERS!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 13, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

WITH FOIL ON THE TIPS!

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by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which really makes you wonder why people think wearing tin foil hats would do anything other than help your brain receive the signals.

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Thats why I use lead foil hats!

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Good, good. Make sure you sweat a bit while wearing it.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 13, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Matt Lauer was the lead anchor then as well.

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by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ann Curry was turning people into stone even back then.

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by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I loathe you.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 13, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least I won’t turn into stone.

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by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

For the sake of completion, I’ll tell you Hugh Downs was the host in 1965, with Barbara Walters as an informal co-host. Frank Blair was the news anchor and Jack Lescoulie was the announcer and features correspondent.

And Ann Curry is a wonderful woman. You shut your filthy mouth.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 13, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure she's a wonderful woman

She still looks like this though.

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by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eugenio!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 13, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

...and sometimes Y

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 13, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

He broke out hearts.

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by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re crazy. Ann Curry is hot.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 13, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never said Ann Curry was unattractive. She’s certainly attractive.

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by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Then I’m confused about what you’re saying.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Sep 13, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

She looks like a preying mantis.

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by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

An attractive praying mantis? Because I’m not sure what being attracted to praying mantii says about your instinct for self preservation.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 13, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I don’t like her personality much. She seems snooty.

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by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, 49er16 objects to Ann’s ability to turn people into stone.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 13, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, you’re not. 49er16 is just attracted to insects.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 13, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just preying mantis.

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by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the bad girl thing they’ve got going, isn’t it? Attracted to dangerous women

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 13, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Be careful, she’ll bite off your head.

by City Girl on Sep 13, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I cringed.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 13, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here's some pr0n for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbOMzcwoqxQ&feature=player_embedded#!

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by jctGamer on Sep 13, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it is.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wasp got it something proper.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 13, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

SGCTC > The Today Show

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I knew what that initialization meant, I’d be angry. Or something.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 13, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Space Ghost Coast to Coast.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, yes. Well, exception granted.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 13, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Who is crazier, me or Ann Curry?”

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Sep 13, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think you’re overreacting about the Lincecum thing. It isn’t bashing him to acknowledge that he might be having a down year by his standards—-not a down year in the great scheme of baseball players, just compared to what he’s done in the past.

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by rotorueter on Sep 13, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not true. We hate Lincecum and everything he stands for.

by Evan on Sep 13, 2011 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I especially despise his hair.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 13, 2011 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hippy.

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

That boy needs some sweet tea and lazy vowel pronunciation.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 13, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s what he needs. More junk food.

I kid, I kid.

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by rotorueter on Sep 13, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet tea may be bad for the body, but it nourishes the soul

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t even begin to tell you how true this is. At the end of a long, difficult workday, I make a beeline for the fridge in my kitchen. My goal is the sweet embrace of my homeland’s signature beverage.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 13, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone know the giants record

With Crawford starting, and the record with O-Cab starting?

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by LostHawkGSW on Sep 13, 2011 8:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Think the giants are like 7 games above .500

With Crawford starting…

And Pro-Cab..well look at August.

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by Anonymous1337 on Sep 13, 2011 8:50 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, but I think they also have a really good record when Burriss plays. So that stat doesn’t really mean much.

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is true

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by Anonymous1337 on Sep 13, 2011 9:06 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

it's also true that crawford > o-cab

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by LostHawkGSW on Sep 13, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but using a pointless stat doesn’t prove that.

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

it might prove it to bochy.

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by LostHawkGSW on Sep 13, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

So Crawford is worth something?

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by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

By this silly metric, he's phenomenal!

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by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all about finding the silly metric that proves your point.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 13, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

Crawford has a negative WAR and he’s still better than Cabrera.

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by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's a 'metric' bochy may be able to understand.

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by LostHawkGSW on Sep 13, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

So Moneyball has gotten some really good reviews

I’m pretty excited for it.

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by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 8:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Still can’t believe this is an actual movie.

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I already told my local galoot we’re going to see it when it comes out.

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I laughed when I heard it was going to be a movie

I can’t believe it’s actually going to be good.

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by DFARowand on Sep 13, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've seen it compared favorably to another Sorkin project that seemed silly when announced

That is, The Social Network.

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by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, Moneyball will be mostly acclaimed, but derided by a minority of folks who think it is sexist.

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by rotorueter on Sep 13, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

It’s just going to become a cause for some nerds on the internet, and it’ll make it into the Oscar nominations, but it won’t win the title.

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by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that part of The Social Network was so random.

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by rotorueter on Sep 13, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jeremy Giambi was in The Social Network?

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 13, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

He had a walk-on role

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by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

See wut you did thar.

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

/golf clap

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by rotorueter on Sep 13, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he played the guy who talked a lot and had a sexist attitude towards women.

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I want to watch it to

I just find it amusing that the trailers make it seem like they went on to win a title.

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I just wonder if Brad Pitt will use a stunt penis for the GiantPain hot tub scene.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 13, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

/makes plans to see it twice

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 13, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

This brings up something I thought of while brushing my teeth this morning:

How come the Giants even have sabremetric fans at all? Why aren’t you nerbs all A’s fans?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because the A’s suck.

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by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I was a Giants fan even when the A’s were good and the Giants sucked. It’s a peninsula thing.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 13, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t referring to team success.

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by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Peninsula Sucking: It's not a success thing.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno

I watched a lot of As games in 2002. Great pitching is great pitching.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

But that had nothing to do with their success. Watch the movie, I’m sure you’ll understand.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 13, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

The pitching had nothing to do with their success?

by QuakeFan on Sep 13, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, 1 little earthquake and the Giants were no longer good enough for you.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 13, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I loved watching Weiss and Gallego. Hubs wont let me live it down.

by City Girl on Sep 13, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

/takes City Girl off of birthday party invitation list

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

/banned

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

/makes black mark in permanent record

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 13, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

:( I was youngish and foolish, and didn’t know any better. I promise I bleed orange and black now.

by City Girl on Sep 13, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, it’s permanent.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 13, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I can live with that. My boyfriend at the time taught me about baseball, and if weren’t for him, I would probably hate the game and not be a Giants fan. We all have to start somewhere. At least I wasn’t a Dodger fan. :)

by City Girl on Sep 13, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every time I see "I bleed orange" on this site

I’m reminded of this guy

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Sep 13, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. never forget.

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by rotorueter on Sep 13, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren't we all?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s weird that that guy never posted again. I hope it’s because he didn’t understand the site well, and not that we sent him into a deep despair.

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by rotorueter on Sep 13, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve made 13,097 comments, and not one of them is as memorable as that guy’s single post. Wherever you are, giants09, you did it right.

by Evan on Sep 13, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one time I don’t control+click

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 13, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha yeah!

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best thread ever.

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by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

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by rotorueter on Sep 13, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

In that case, I will have to concede that you were correct about the A’s uninstantiated universal essence being suckiness.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 13, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I root for laundry, yo.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't dirty laundry your job?

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

French Laundry imo

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Sep 13, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Expensive job, and not worth it in my opinion.

Hope someone else picks up the tab. Give me Gary Danko any day of the week over FL.

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Chez Panisse was highly overrated

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Sep 13, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Saison.

You won’t get Marina all over your shoes.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 13, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

dirtying laundry is my job

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 13, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

More skeletons.

Seriously though, there’s no logic to the team I root for. I happened to grow up in the Bay Area, and my big sister was an A’s fan, so I wanted to be a Giants fan instead. If I’d been born somewhere else, or if big sis had been a Giants fan, who knows? It’s not a formula I ran.

I root for the Giants because I root for the Giants.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I demand explanations!

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

that is exactly why I am a Celtics fan

when I was growing up everyone around me were Lakers fans. So I was like fuck that shit Imma root for them white guys.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Sep 13, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, what about:

  • Kurt Rambis
  • Swen Nater (!)
  • Brad what’s-his-name-from-UCLA
  • MItch Kupchak

by non sequitur on Sep 13, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re not as cool as starting 3 whitest of white guys and pwning fools.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Sep 13, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa is our Kupchak.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's kinda ironic

that they get Brad Pitt to play him.

Not to take anything away from Pitt’s acting, but it’s the complete opposite of what would be described as a Beane move (high priced star).

He should have had some easily overlooked but vastly underrated actor to play him, like John C. McGinley or something.

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by Bret1110 on Sep 13, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

From what I read, it was Pitt who championed the movie from early on.

by non sequitur on Sep 13, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

McC Movie Night

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by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then I say we go for it!

Only 2 of us so far, and we don’t have a date or time, nor a location, but hey, it’s a start.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 13, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

This might be a bigger nerdfest than star wars opening day

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Sep 13, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

STAR TREK 4 LIFE YO

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The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Sep 13, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, so you won’t be disappearing into The Old Republic when it comes out?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 13, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

No I'm done with MMOs

I might disappear when Diablo 3 comes out though. Actually I might disapper in October, D2 ladder reset.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Sep 13, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

They still won’t give an estimate for when Diablo 3 comes out, will they?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 13, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

you can't fail if you don't define failure

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Sep 13, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Counterpoint: StarCraft: Ghost

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 13, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's going to be even lamer than the Blind Side

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Sep 13, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T GO ON THE INTERNET CASEY BEANE!!!!

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Sep 13, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: The Oatmeal guy

Why does he continuously diss on Internet gamers?

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Sep 13, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

My hippy friends won’t read him because he uses the word “retard.”

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do hippies prefer made up words, or was it his usage of it that offends them?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 13, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Usage was offensive. That and that Oatmeal guy tells PC sensitive folks to stuff it in the comments.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 13, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

It looks terrible

And it’s completely irrelevant now, but I’ll watch it eventually.

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"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil

by marcello on Sep 13, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

"looks" from where?

The trailer?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

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"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil

by marcello on Sep 13, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

The movie's 120 minutes long!

Basing your opinion on 2? SSS.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but they usually put the best bits in the trailer, if the promo stuff looks bad maybe you wait and watch the thing when it won’t cost you $12.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said, I'm going to watch it eventually

Just that, so far, every piece of evidence points to it not being good. I mean, the trailer should be their best foot forward, so I’m comfortable forming a tentative opinion based on it.

I’m trying to think of times when a trailer was completely off from the movie. Usually it’s the shitty comedies where the trailer looks pretty funny and then you realize they put all 5 jokes in the movie into the trailer.

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by marcello on Sep 13, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

In your world, people have to go see a movie before deciding whether it’s worthwhile to go see the movie.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 13, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was kidding

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was hassling.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 13, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

In ten minute increments off of youtube 5 years down the line

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Sep 13, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does look pretty unintentionally funny. I love movies like that.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 13, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is a comedy now, right?

/Philip Seymour Hoffman sits on whoopee cushion in dugout

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 13, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

A GUY TAKING A WALK IN SLO-MO!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 13, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott Hatteberg fields a grounder while Yakity Sax plays in the background!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 13, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s a pretty cool article about the 1990 Nintendo Wold Championships.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 9:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Wish I had that kind of cash to spend on my hobbies :(

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 9:36 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Me too. Although they may be considered investments at this point.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eeek. Those guys are terrible.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

SHIFT-A:

Second WC sounds pretty good right now.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 13, 2011 9:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Second WC never sounds good.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

You want to watch this team in the playoffs?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

The Giants are great in seasons with 193 games.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 13, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

if there were 4 wild cards

the Giants would totally make it! Man, that would be some great baseball.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 13, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t give Selig any ideas.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 13, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I should have stopped watching the Giants a month ago

They would have still been in first place.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Clearly the Giants lost

because you are selfish.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 13, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am selfish. Just like Beltran.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Beltran takes pennies from the jar but never leaves them. #SelfishBeltran

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran collects change from the Salvation Army. #SelfishBeltran

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran has a collection of baseballs he has taken from fans. #SelfishBeltran

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran keeps his old shells, even when the other hermit crabs give them up when they’ve outgrown them. #ShellfishBeltran

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

It’s funny because Beltran gave a baseball to that one guy last night.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 13, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you look closely, he actually took 2 from the guy.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

But didn’t give the ball to a kid. #SelfishBeltran

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

When forced to sign balls at team events, he complies, but he keeps the pens.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 13, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

You ever see people keep the pens that are at banks if they’re off the cords? I saw it the other day.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran always, I mean ALWAYS, eats the last piece of pizza. #SelfishBeltran

by younghutch on Sep 13, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I shouldn't have moved to Arizona

The Giants would still be in first place.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Sep 13, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have until tomorrow to decide

do I pay for postseason tickets?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Sep 13, 2011 10:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Do they accept SOJs?

by Hyoton on Sep 13, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bonus free SOJ+Unid annihilus for every 1000 dollars spent

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Sep 13, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm mainly debating the benefit of 2% vs cash flow

If I choose to roll over my postseason “donation” towards next year’s season tickets, they give a 2% bonus.

That’s like offering a 2% CD on a 6 month term. I really should jump at this, right?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Sep 13, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, if you’re definitely going to purchase season tickets. CD rates suck right now.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 13, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I would do it.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Sep 13, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great RA Dickey interview on Jonah Keri's Grantland podcast

Spoiler Alert: Star Wars is discussed

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 13, 2011 10:24 AM PDT reply actions  

He probably likes the new changes.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

He probably does not want to talk about the Mets

Do you blame him?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Sep 13, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not at all

Unless he talks about the White Sox.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 13, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I've decided to like the Mets.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford needs more time playing, now

I am in play Crawford, Sanchez, Belt every game boat. Ross actually has been decent at leadoff, I would not mind him playing over Christian.

Also, good to see guys playing loose and good. The Franchise showed Bochy in the hitters cage in April saying he doesnt want to hear it is early stuff. He pressed them hard, nobody relaxed until they went into “play the future guys” mode and suddenly the offense shows up. Next year I hope they don’t get all offense panicy early, in my mind it really affected this year’s offense to the negative.

by Myemail21479 on Sep 13, 2011 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

No. RT @WarninTracPwr: @keithlaw impressed at all with Surkamp?
Not a 4. Maybe an NL 5. RT @ProductiveOuts: @keithlaw think he can be a serviceable 4-5 starter?

by kingofthacove on Sep 13, 2011 10:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Surkamp has faced 66 non-pitcher Astros and Padres and fanned 5. RT @jheldred: It’s important to at least think about striking people out.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Sep 13, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

This was more or less my point when I raised the subject during yesterday’s gamethread.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 13, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

He has gotten hit pretty hard too. A lot of hard hits have found gloves, but if he doesn’t make some kind of adjustment soon, he won’t be looking so good.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 13, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

So is he basing everything off 3 major league starts? His upside being an “NL 5” is really low considering #5 starters are terrible.

by kingofthacove on Sep 13, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s also basing it on scouting him in the minor leagues. Plus command guys with marginal stuff usually doesn’t translate well as starting pitchers. And Surkamp hasn’t shown that plus command in the majors yet.

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by jctGamer on Sep 13, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

perhaps, but he does look very close. Afterall, he came up from AA

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, Law wanted to trade away Roy Halladay.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 13, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think that was his call, heh.

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by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nonetheless, I will be spreading this canard at every opportunity.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 13, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re saying Surkamp is the next Halladay? I like it.

by Evan on Sep 13, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The next Cain, MadBum, Tim, or heck even Dirty

Surkamp does not appear to be.

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trpl

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by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 10:59 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Whoa. not sure how that happened.

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by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 10:59 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

ncly dne

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by natteringnabob on Sep 13, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least we have Zack Wheel...

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by jctGamer on Sep 13, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

/record skip

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 13, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Alice's restaurant plays

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's all good.

We have Dan “In Play” Runzler.

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by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 11:00 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

That's weird

How did someone manage to put a ball in play while he was walking everybody?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 13, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shinjo Walk Off

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLG_6vjbGAo&feature=player_detailpage#t=49s

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by jctGamer on Sep 13, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

He steps on home plate, is that legal in Japan?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 13, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

But if he can just throw 160+ innings a year, not kill us, and make almost no money, that’s enough.

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by GiantPain on Sep 13, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I made the MLB definition of “almost no money.”

by BestHyperboleEver on Sep 13, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

You and me both.

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by Badly Browned on Sep 13, 2011 12:27 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Your expected lifetime earnings quite possibly exceed his.

Of course, he gets healthcare for life by virtue of being in the ML union now.

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I mention this awesome birthday gift:

It has all the stat leaders for both leagues (one each side) from 1901 to 1960. It’s way freakin’ cool.

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by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

How big is that? I can’t tell from the picture

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 13, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s about 9 inches

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by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That is pretty cool

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 13, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is a marvelous gift.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 13, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

My fella totally gets me.

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by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet fella. It’s your birthday this month, right? Happy Birthday.

by City Girl on Sep 13, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that the best?

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 13, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

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by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

but

LOL Junior Circuit

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

NL is on the other side. The only post-ready image I had showed the AL.

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by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok

/want one

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

sl

Man, Panda was svelte at the beginning of the season (pic from 4/23):

Not so much now (last night):

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by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 11:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Thank God that can of dip is still there.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 13, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do players really need to keep that in their uniform pocket? Isn’t there a place in the dugout for it? I can’t imagine it feels good to land on when they slide.

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by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

So that’s why some players insist on head-first slides …

by non sequitur on Sep 13, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s making him fat!

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by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone tell him he’s not supposed to eat it!

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by can of corn on Sep 13, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

kid’s gotta eat, no?

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by son of ggf on Sep 13, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy needs to stop feeding the Pands choco tacos

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by DFARowand on Sep 13, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo's just a naturally chubby dude, sadly

I think it’s going to be a career-long (lifelong, really) struggle for him to keep his weight down. Luckily, he has more incentive than the average person to do so; that being, gobs upon gobs of money.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 13, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can a contract include specifications for weight?

Like you get an X bonus for being under Y amount of weight.

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by Anonymous1337 on Sep 13, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it can. I think Schilling had that written into his final contract with the Sox.

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by speckops on Sep 13, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

A bonus might work but a penalty probably wouldn’t get past the player’s union.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 13, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really do think he needs to be seen by someone who can do thyroid/hormone/adrenal work on him at the “expertise” level. And that would be someone NOT on the Giants medical team, which at this point in time I hold in about the same regard as Kaiser.

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by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/prescribes Pablo 5,000 mg of estrogen per day

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by natteringnabob on Sep 13, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

To watch him beat his wife?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 13, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s actually a swollen, bruised, and lonely eye.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 13, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh, too much estrogen can make you fatterific.

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by Merope on Sep 13, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking

of Homer Simpson’s self-prescribed regimen, but as usual botched the reference.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 13, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

While some sort of medical issue is definitely possible, I suspect it has more to do with his emotional relationship to food and the habits he’s spent a lifetime developing. He’s admitted to not taking conditioning seriously until very recently and it takes time to turn something like that around. It’s going to be a long haul, with ups and downs, triumphs and setbacks…

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 13, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

thankfully

he’s an excellent natural athlete, IMO. I’m a cruddy athlete and even without the 20 or so pounds he has on me, I couldn’t dive for a ball and leap up as he does. Or score from second for that matter, he’s pretty fast considering.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 13, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. He has the potential to be a very good for a long time if he manages not to eat himself out of a career.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 13, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

to eat himself out of a career.

Which (until the very recent past) is precisely what happened to Jerome Williams.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 13, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really like food

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Sep 13, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

While that might not be a bad idea, honestly, I think Pablo’s just a big guy who likes to eat, and he always will be. I also suspect that the weight issues last year were a symptom, and the real problem was the nasty divorce and custody fight.

by Darkrose on Sep 13, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A Again

What did I miss?

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by CalBear949 on Sep 13, 2011 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

all the things

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by rotorueter on Sep 13, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

but have they been considered?

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by CalBear949 on Sep 13, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

They will be, in less than fourteen minutes.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 13, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried on the World Series ring last night. It’s not as heavy as I thought.

by City Girl on Sep 13, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man..he was only 25..

Biggie was only 24 when he got shot…

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by Anonymous1337 on Sep 13, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

CONSPIRACY!

;-)

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 13, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was at a Warriors game a couple years ago.

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by Natto on Sep 13, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s performing at the Independent in San Francisco this evening.

(Please note: I assumed we are discussing Bruce Hornsby, not living 2Pac.)

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 13, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/9/13/2423365/a-moneyball-related-nod-to-underappreciated-giants-from-the-past

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by rotorueter on Sep 13, 2011 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Pffft

Also, we’re the team that won it last year, and most of us gave up two weeks ago, so this is pretty much borrowed money. Wheeeeeeeeeee!

Man, DBacks fans gave up on this season in February- this whole thing is borrowed money

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