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Post-game thread: L.A. beaten at least once

Nyoink!

There are obvious consolation prizes for a season that probably isn't going to end well. Watching Belt play, or Surkamp pitch, or whatever tickles your baseball fancy is about all we have.

Wait, are you excited that the Giants moved 8.5 games of the Diamondbacks today? Oh. Well, it's going to be hard to communicate. It's like being at a cocktail party and talking to someone who really believes that they'll ascend to the heavens on a comet that's approaching Earth. Maybe that will happen! And if it does, I'll be happy for you. But right now, I'm a see what's going on with those crab cakes over there, nice to meet you.

But for the people who prefer reality to fanaticism, those modest consolation prizes weren't satisfying with this series. You realized that if the Giants scored one run while being swept in a three-game series by the Dodgers, that would be the kind of thing that could make a team panic in the offseason. Maybe you couldn't tie it directly to this series, this game, but in 2017, there was a chance that you'd be looking at a $28 million Prince Fielder and wondering, boy, how did that happen? There was, like, a 1% chance that another shutout today would have led to something goofy. Not insignificant.

So apart from the obvious -- Giants beating the Dodgers, and all that -- there might have been real benefits to scoring runs today. Heck, maybe you're geeked on a 10-year deal to Prince Fielder. Don't know. But there's bad, and there's worse. A win today was good because it keeps things steady at bad. That's great!

After the game-specific joy, then you can dig into the consolation prizes within the context of the season. Belt had a hit and a walk, which might mean something to the people who make decisions. Just ignore the double-switch on which he left the game. Brandon Crawford had a great at-bat against Kuo. Pablo had three doubles. Bumgarner wasn't especially efficient, but he continued to show silly strikeout ability. I think he has a chance to be good one of these years.

But of all the consolation prizes, I think I'm most interested in signs of life from Aubrey Huff. He's the starting first baseman next spring, after all. Don't fight it. Don't argue. If he's not the starting first baseman, it's because he's the starting left fielder with Albert Pujols or Fielder at first. Huff will start next year They're not cutting him, and Belt isn't beating him out for anything. So now it's time to root for him.

The Huff/Belt debate in July/August was worthwhile because there was a chance that Belt might have made a bad offense a little better. It's not Huff v. Belt anymore; it's Huff v. Giants. If Huff really has lost all of the talent he possessed last year, well, that stinks. Because Belt still isn't going to be the first baseman, and Huff being bad again would be ... bad. Again.

So even though I don't buy into the even/odd-year thing with Huff, I'm rooting for it. And a game like today's makes you think, okay, maybe there's a little hope after all.

Of course, Huff could play left to make room for Brett Pill, who starts the season at first. There's always that. Maybe I should just stop with the silver linings.

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I hate both these teams playing in this football game right now

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 11, 2011 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate everything right now….

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOH!

Curse you Grant, and your secret threads!

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 11, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I thoroughly enjoyed that game

It had a weirdly positive feel to it

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Sep 11, 2011 6:01 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

If I had to guess, I bet we see Pill on the 25 man roster for opening day 2012 but not Belt.

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by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff’s a given, and Pill can only play 1B, so Pill is pretty iffy, particularly if they want to rest Buster at 1B some days. We’ll probably not have Burrell, Ross or Beltran, so that seems to lead easily to Belt in LF on the 25 man.

by Bar None on Sep 11, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll get Pill at 2B, and you’ll like it.

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by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Freddie, Kepp, Grant. Now, if Pill could play SS……

by Bar None on Sep 11, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot would still be the best opening day SS we’ve had in the last five years.

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by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

who?

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by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy who appeared in a WS without a PA or PR opportunity.

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by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Madison Bumgarner’s K/9 is up to 8.6 on the season. He has an outside shot at getting to 9+ if he keeps striking as many guys out over his last two starts as he has recently.

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by jponry on Sep 11, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s got a decent shot at 200 Ks as well. He ought to have 3 more starts? Needs 22 more to get there.

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by jponry on Sep 11, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

but he doesn’t hit enough and needs to field more fly balls and grounders.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 11, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only he were better at picking off runners.

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by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't fit the team

Better trade him and Lincecum to New York

by Cap M on Sep 11, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's kinda good, huh?

Fonte-maybe, Fonte-so
Fonte-come, Fonte-go
Fonte-high, Fonte-low
Fonte-yes, Fontenot!

by jordanovich on Sep 11, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

All jokes aside

I think MadBum’s got Cy potential next year.

by Cap M on Sep 11, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff

I’m not rooting for him until he makes an effort to get his fat ass in shape. He doesnt seem to be making any special effort, aside from more work in the cage. He’s just going through the motions, showing up to the ballpark everyday and letting it ride. All his perfomance today proves, if anything, is that the old out of shape man needs his rest. Yeah, he’ll be the crowned a starter going into spring training, but only because the money dictates as such. If it werent for his two year contract, the Giants would at least be looking to the FA market in the offseason to boost production at first base.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 11, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I see absolutely nothing to back up anything you're saying.

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by Viliphied on Sep 11, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn't need facts.

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by owlcroft on Sep 11, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran

Its seems that in the past couple of games the fans have focused their frustration and anger of the Giants disappointing season on Beltran. The guy was a very hot hitter coming into this series. He’s played hard since joining the Giants. I’m sure he wanted to win just as badly as anyone on the team. It was Sabean who traded for him. Beltran wanted to join a legit contender for the stretch run. I’m sure next season he’ll go play where his skills are appreciated.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Sep 11, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

The booing is ridiculous. I guess because he wasn’t part of the championship team he doesn’t get a pass. They’re probably the same stupid fans who thinks it’s ok to reach over and grab a fair ball.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 11, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They booed Beltran?

Do they want him to fucking leave?

by boonitez on Sep 11, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't hate the guy, but now way in hell do I want him anywhere near the ATT Park outfield, except as a visiting player.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 11, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

*no way

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 11, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I don’t want really good baseball players on my team either.

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by marcello on Sep 11, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

From what I’ve seen of him he doesn’t look “really good”. Maybe… MAYBE if he’d move to left but I’m not impressed…. then again I didn’t want him in the first place so maybe I only see the negative.

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by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's the best offensive player on the team

and only Pablo is even close.

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by Viliphied on Sep 11, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if he will play LF

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by Falconer88 on Sep 11, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather have Belt in LF and Beltran in RF than any other likely combination

and it’s not particularly close.

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by Viliphied on Sep 11, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Belt will RUN IN RIGHT FIELD

I swear he is walking out there, if he moves to left its not as bad…plus belt needs to be at 1B… I know LOL ME

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Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

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by Falconer88 on Sep 11, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

well disabuse yourself of that notion

Huff will be at 1B, and again, IMO Huff + Belt + Beltran is the best combination for those 3 positions, barring a free agent signing.

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by Viliphied on Sep 11, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are correct . . .

but my disabuse is none of your business.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s running, running in pudding!

Beltran on a long term contract is just scary. He’s a running in pudding 60 day dl candidate.

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by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes barring other signings that is the best combination

but I think that belt won’t embarrass himself in right while beltran has looked terrible there

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Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 11, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate Schierholtz

111 OPS+ (only Pablo is better, 250 PA+)
Highlight-reel defence
Fangraph says he leads the team in baserunning value added

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Sep 11, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

leads the team in Fangraphs WPA and “Clutch” numbers, supporting my recollection of all the big and morale-building hits he’s had this year

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Sep 11, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be ok with Nate starting RF next year if he has a good spring. I just wish he’d take a damn walk.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

When he’s playing…
When he isn’t striking out…
When other teams don’t IBB him…
When he’s healthy…..
meh
He’s not worth the Zito-esque contract he’ll want.

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by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only valid criticism on your list is

“when he’s playing”.

I agree that’s a big concern, but there’s no way he’s getting a Zito-esque contract. I’d be amazed if a team signed him for longer than 3 years guaranteed.

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by Viliphied on Sep 11, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

His agent is Scott Boras.

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by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

he can ask for a 20 year contract if he wants

I’ll still be surprised if a team gives him more than 3 years guaranteed. Do you honestly think a team will guarantee him through his age 40 season?

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Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Sep 11, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well hopefully Sabean and Co will have learned their lesson… but pffft… It doesn’t matter what anybody else does. The Giants have been known to do silly things in contract negotiations. Hopefully that was all Neukom’s doing and it won’t happen again.

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by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

get a shortstop and then sign a guy like cuddyer to play right

much better money spent then 3/45 on beltran

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Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

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by Falconer88 on Sep 11, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

the SS FA field is

Hardy, Reyes and Rollins, then a whole lotta nothing.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Sep 11, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

Cuddyer’s defense is, well, let’s just say if you don’t like Beltran’s D, you’re not gonna be a happy camper.

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Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Sep 11, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

How's Willingham's?

And is he likely to be available?

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by owlcroft on Sep 11, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

about the same as cuddyer's

neither of them are dunn-esque, or even burrelesque. The main thrust of my defense comment was that Beltran’s D is better than (general) you think.

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Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Sep 11, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha . . .

He said burrelesque.

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by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

willingham

looked atrocious when I’ve watched him. Dunntacular.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 6:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I'm just thinking

That the money that it will take to resign Beltran can be spent on more than one player that can make a difference is all

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by Falconer88 on Sep 11, 2011 10:53 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

bingo.

this team has so many holes that you can’t blow your wad all in one place. but I’d blow it all on Reyes or Rollins+ a LF with power

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by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

This is what I’d do personally

1. Rollins SS
2. Sanchez /Keppinger 2B
3. Sandoval 3B
4. Posey C
5. Cuddyer LF
6. Belt RF
7. Huff 1B
8. Torres CF

Two extra outfielders: Nate and maybe a guy like Christian. Backup catcher either Stewart or if you could get Ramon hernandez. Of course Keppinger and Fontenot are backup infields

Again I only use rollins because I don’t like a long term deal for Reyes and I think that you could get Rollins for two to three years. And this is the lineup I proposed because huff is gonna get every chance next year. If I knew he had a short leash I’d but belt at first and Nate in right.

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2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 11, 2011 11:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

assuming Posey can catch, that’s exactly what I’d do too. Cuddyer is a good target- he could be had on a 2 year deal, and Rollins maybe a 3 year deal?

swap Nate for RF and put Belt at 1B though. I have a feeling Huff will lose his job by early May.

Ramon Hernandez would be a great C target, but if they didn’t want Torrealba b/c of the $3, they won’t sign Hernandez.

I’d also go after Crisp, and if he can be had, then I’d trade Torres.

one more thought, Sanchez is 2x the player Keppinger (poor range, empty average) is. so if you’re just thinking of Kepp playing 1 in 4 days for Freddy, that’s fine.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You for GM!!!

Only if I can be assistant GM lol

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2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 11, 2011 11:22 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah I only see Keppinger starting around two games a week

He is still very useful against LHP. But yeah Sanchez has him beat by a mile defensively

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 11, 2011 11:55 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

"This team has so many holes"

Errr, no. SS and corner OF. Beltran solves one problem and improves the offense to the point where you can afford Crawford at SS and hope Torres bounces back.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 12, 2011 5:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Assuming Posey can catch. And if he can’t, then there are three holes: SS, C, COF.

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by speckops on Sep 12, 2011 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're assuming that you get Carlos Beltran on an affordable deal

I doubt that will happen with boras so get an upgrade at short and an upgrade at corner OF that is more affordable than the deal that Beltran wants plus I don’t think he wants to okay here

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 12, 2011 9:41 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

*play here

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 12, 2011 9:45 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hardy got extended by the O's.

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by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

even better.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
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by Viliphied on Sep 11, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hardy was signed to a two year ext so no on that

Maybe Rollins on a two year deal. I would like Reyes but that will take six years so which I don’t like

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2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 11, 2011 10:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I’m really scared the Giants will sign a certain Milwaukee Brewers shortstop that could be a free agent if his option isn’t picked up. He seems to be the Giants type of player.

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by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so.

Sabean surely understands just how serious this is. The future of Cain and Timmeh with the org hinge on how he builds the 2012 offense.

Just get a real SS and build the rest with 2 year deals as a bridge until Brown, Panik, etc are ready.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

His option almost certainly won’t be picked up. That leaves him prime pickings for Sabean.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 11, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will also be 30.

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by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also he’s terrible offensively and defensively.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 11, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect fit for the Giants. I could hear it now from Renel “Batting 7th and playing shortstop, number 7, Yuniesky Betancourt!!!!!!!!!”

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by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, please no.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 11, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

he’s got 5 or 6 more years. He’ll join the team on a minor league deal sometime, like Deivi Cruz.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 6:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed that he should be in left

But seriously, what you’re saying is why it’s not a good idea to just go by what you see. People’s eyes suck.

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by marcello on Sep 11, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll say here that I find your Beltran hate kind of weird.

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by El Person on Sep 11, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

If that’s what is classified as “hate” around here now, count me in Merope’s camp.

by Bar None on Sep 11, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you talking to me?

I don’t hate him, trust me I want him back as long as it isn’t a burden of a contract but he has looked very slow in right field and that doesn’t look like it will get better

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by Falconer88 on Sep 11, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s replying to Merope, so no.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

But why can’t I feel the love, here?

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by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops my bad

Had a little bit of trouble following the sub thread

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by Falconer88 on Sep 11, 2011 10:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

The up button is your friend. Learn it, use it, love it.

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by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly I don't get why he wanted to play right in att park

Just with all that space in triples alley and all the weird bounces off of all the different materials that make up the wall I would ask to play left the first day I was there. Plus Nate is the best when it comes to RF at att.

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by Falconer88 on Sep 11, 2011 11:03 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

#shellfishbeltran

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by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still looking for complaints about him after the last meaningful series of the year, when he put the team on his back. He’s easy pickings after a bad weekend.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 12, 2011 5:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

The biggest problem with this team is all of these guys we have hitting .311 with patience and power

If we just got rid of them, we’d be in the clear.

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by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 6:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

especially

if they get some good bunters and hit and run specialists so they can score an early run most games. That really puts the pressure on the other team. I read that somewhere.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 6:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re forgetting they’d also have to get rid of any pitchers that don’t pick runners off at first.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 12, 2011 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, the Giants won, the Niners won, and I have two drunken chickens in the BBQ right now getting more and more delicious by the minute. I was expecting today to suck a lot more.

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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NINERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 11, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROLL TIDE

Lots of Alabama fans up here yesterday. They were quite annoying.

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by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lived in Tuscaloosa for more than two years. You don’t have to convince me.

What were they doing in the Land of Lincoln?

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 11, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

At Penn State for a collaboration at the moment. There was serious drunkenness even at 10 a.m. for a 3:30 kickoff. And of course, all the rural PA hicks came out of the woodwork as well.

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by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lord have mercy on your soul. Let me apologize for the native Alabamians in the group, but not the others.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 11, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was ok. The only real ramification was that I ended up staying in a professor’s vacant house for a couple of days because I wasn’t going to be able to book a hotel room over the weekend. That and the parking situation, but both were manageable.

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by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone following the SJ playoff?

Tommy Joseph and Jarrett Parker homered, Gary Brown had a double so far (4th).

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by DJ Tofu on Sep 11, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm rooting for Huff

to be a veteran presence in the clubhouse next year (not kidding) and I have hope he can be an effective pinch hitter. Sadly, he will not discover this role until August 15, 2012.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 11, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m hoping several of the players put a little more into their off season regimes this time around. Huff has looked out of shape and Torres didn’t play winter ball…

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by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean dropped hints in spring training that not all of the vets showed up in shape and probably enjoyed the Series win too much and a lot of people suspected it was aimed at Huff.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 11, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/rolls over to second

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by Falconer88 on Sep 11, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Sabean dropped hints . . . ."

And Bochy slapped Belt recently via a comment on Pill.

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by owlcroft on Sep 11, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

They made comments about Lincecum’s conditioning last year and Timmy said they were right and got into better shape. Just because Sabean trades for washed up vets and Bochy makes crappy lineups doesn’t mean they’re wrong about everything.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 12, 2011 5:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude throws cement blocks while barefoot

/Belt benched

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by breadfan7 on Sep 11, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

argh reply fail

haven’t had one in awhile, I guess I was due

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by breadfan7 on Sep 11, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It always happens at the bottom of threads. One time I had a reply window open, the thread jumped and somehow I ended up typing in the new comment box.

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by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That always burns my toast.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 11, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if it always “burns my bagel” in NY.

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by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good question.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 11, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should miss more games.

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by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2011 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Marc Sanchez sucks

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by DFARowand on Sep 11, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

No he doesn't

He’s got Ware up his ass every time he drops back. With time, he puts the ball right where it should be.

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by rxmeister on Sep 11, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Sanchez

Overrated QB or the most overrated QB?

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by Viliphied on Sep 11, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can he be overrated if he’s appeared in GQ twice? Can Peyton Manning say that? I think not

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 11, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he didn’t play for the Jets, (other than 3-4 other teams) no one would care about Mark Sanchez. If he played in Tampa, he would be just another QB.

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by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably most overrated

Not terrible but not anywhere close to being elite yet

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez is starting his third year of professional football after just one year of college football. He gets better every week. He still makes the occasional huge mistake, but there are QB’s in the league ten years who do that. In two years he will be a top 5 QB. LOL to all you guys who criticize Sabean and Bochy showing no patience with a young player! It’s probably because he doesn’t play for your team.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 12, 2011 5:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

In two years he will be a top 5 QB.

I’ll take the under on that bet. Right now he’s a testament to what a quarterback can do with a great team and a hell of a lot of rope.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m with you.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, really?!
/is suspicious

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 11, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is hiding in your purse

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

hope he likes Altoids!

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 11, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE Altoids!

/jumps into purse

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOO!!

Party in SoCalGgal’s purse!!
/hops in

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

/grabs crotch

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by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well hell, I might as well bring the Chex Mix. Scoot over, gentlemen.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 11, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cracks open a bottle of water, passes to TL2

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by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, DIY Metromint...

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I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Sep 11, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got any chocolate in there?

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by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

too hot, it’ll get all melty!

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 11, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That could be fun too…

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by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 11, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

your gleeful response cracks me up!

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 11, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fondue purse party? Can I come, too?

Wheeeeeeeeeeee.

by urea on Sep 11, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course! Giant’s won today, we partyin’!

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 11, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a Purse Party!!!

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by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
I keep thinking there’s a TWSS lurking just around the corner in this subthread… (<<) (>>)

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 11, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

eek! my emoticons are missing their noses…making them look more like ‘zomg bewbs’ than faces looking around suspiciously
/hands you preemptive TWSD card

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 11, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

go my son, and use it in good health!

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 11, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woot!
/brings strawberries and marshmallows for chocolate dipping

Wheeeeeeeeeeee.

by urea on Sep 11, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

good thing I carry a big purse!

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 11, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a constant smile!

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by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 11, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

"We're gonna need a bigger purse."

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

will a tote bag work?

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 11, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know where we can get some.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 11, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/links arms with L2 and walks down the avenue.

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by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see the cavalry of light.

by wcw on Sep 11, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This conjures a mental image of all of us partying down inside a giant, mechanized purse, a la the Oscar Meyer weinermobile. The MCC Party Purse turns up everywhere, even at away games, and becomes a beloved part of Giants culture.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 11, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

you know what, I’m giddy from the win (and the McC Purse Fondue Party)…have a rec!

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 11, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

So let it be written

So let it be done.

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I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Sep 11, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

blame’s o’plenty, for sure.

by Bar None on Sep 11, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is an incredibly reasonable opinion. It’ll be interesting to see which hotheads rip into it.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 11, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

shhhh…that’s why I’m hiding!
/returns to living room pillow fort bunker
:)

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 11, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOO THIS OPINION!

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by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This opinion is selfish!

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 11, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Beltran's Fault...

That he can’t carry a team by himself. But he’s getting old, got a gimpy knee, and can’t cover enough ground in right field at AT&T. Needless to say, he’s not having fun in the City, and will probably want to play elsewhere next year. Giants should not pay big bucks to keep him.

fred71510

by fred71510 on Sep 11, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

in some ways, I feel bad for him. He gets traded across the country but to the World Champs who were in a playoff race and a bat or two away from being serious contenders in the playoffs and the moment he starts playing, the bottom falls out and he’s being blamed for it. Probably wishes the trade didn’t happen as much as everyone else does

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 11, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably. But he’s not helping things by not charging soft liners to right (I suspect his knees aren’t thanking him for standing in the cold wind tunnel next to McCovey Cove). As for the folks defending his hitting, I’d point out that he has a whole 10 RBIs since he joined the Giants (two of which came on HRs). His 2B production and walk rate has fallen off of a cliff and his SO/BB ratio is significantly higher than his time with the Mets. Staring at the Baseball Reference stats is pretty sobering.

He’s hitting above career average but with a lower OBP. He’s really not getting it done with runners in scoring position. Of course you’re going to see some changes in power numbers at AT&T versus Citi Field but he’s definitely not 100%.

Of course it’s not fair to pile all of the Giants woes on him but he wasn’t free by any stretch of the imagination and his impact on games hasn’t exactly been a substantial upgrade over what he cost us. C’est la vie.

by OrangePalm on Sep 12, 2011 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not clear how any blame can be placed on Beltran.

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by El Person on Sep 11, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Blame" isn't, or shouldn't be, the issue.

The issue is that for a man who is getting close to (or may be at) the age where decline begins to become a real factor (typically 35 or so), and who already clearly can’t play well in the field, to offer the sort of contract, in terms both of dollars and length, it would probably take to sign him would be a great waste of resources. The same money, or close to it, could probably snare an at least somewhat younger and litttle worse bat with a glove also no worse.

That he looks like someone who is functioning on abaility alone, and who doesn’t really care, is true; but whether that look reflects reality or not is perhaps an interesting around-the-hot-stove question, but not one really relevant to what should be the hard facts guiding decisions.

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by owlcroft on Sep 11, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surprised this isn't green

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by marcello on Sep 11, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No green for owlcroft until he gives us a name. A NAME!!

/pounds table like child V v V v

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by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

At long last, sir.

by wcw on Sep 11, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

/blushes & humbly curtsies at the greening (1st of the year!)
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:) pleasant dreams

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 11, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Beltran is free and clear from blame.

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by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 6:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, the movie “Bucky Larson” is a flop. It made only $1.5 million over the weekend and didn’t finish in the top 10.

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by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

My only knowledge of that movie is one viewing of a completely sophomoric trailer. Sealed my opinion immediately.

by Bar None on Sep 11, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

After I saw the trailer I was shocked that it was a movie, and that they were planning to actually put it in theaters. It looked really, really terrible.

by shaggingflyballs on Sep 12, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

geeez, I’d like to make $1.5 million in a weekend.

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by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except you’ll have spend $20 or $30M first.

by Bar None on Sep 11, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

spoil sport

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by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please sir, kindly give me $10000 so that I may access millions in my bank account in Nigeria.

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by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go ahead and laugh, but I'm about to be RICH!

I don’t know how he got my email addy, but the rich nephew of a deposed monarch in, uh, I forget which country but it doesn’t matter, has contacted me about helping him get his fortune out of the country.

I’ve sent the check and any day now I’ll be uber-wealthy. One thing for sure, we’re all going to have a huge party at Chili’s and I’ll pick up the tab, including the pitchers of Coor’s light.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 11, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah well....

Publisher’s Clearinghouse says that I may have ALREADY WON!!!!

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by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow! Can you believe our amazing simultaneous luck!?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 11, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm jealous

All my relatives have lost their wallets and are stuck in the UK and need my help.

by Bar None on Sep 11, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d never heard of it until this weekend.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were spared the awful commercials.

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by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Contagion yesterday

Kind of boring.

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by rxmeister on Sep 11, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This finished number one by a wide margin.

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by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The original title of that movie was supposedly Hollywood Wastes As Much Talent As Possible

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Sep 11, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was “movie that kills off Gwyneth Paltrow faster than Hitchcock killed off Janet Leigh.”

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 12, 2011 5:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Weird

Bad movies like that seem to do well these days.

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 11, 2011 6:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

The movie seemed to be aimed toward kids your age to around Graham’s age.

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by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

me thinks this was a movie made by a group of friends, who got totally drunk (or high) one night and decided “Hey! We should distribute this to theaters so everyone can laugh THIS hard!” when what really should have happened is that it should have been burned on DVD for their own personal viewing instead.
The folks at Happy Madison usually have a stinker every 5 years or so…

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 11, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is from Adam Sandler’s company.

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by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep!

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 11, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most Adam Sandler movies make me sick.“Look, he got hit in the balls! Then he made a funny face!”

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 11, 2011 7:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

LOL

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 11, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Football in the Groin!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the other hand . . .

there are Alan Ladd movies. He was short.

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by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a fan of any of his work.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 11, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not either.

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by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only one I enjoyed was Happy Gilmore. I was in second grade mind you.

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 11, 2011 7:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

LAWN
OFF
NOW
!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m with you. I was stunned by a story last week on ATC about all the kids — a whole generation — who are too young to remember 9/11. I could hardly believe my ears.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 11, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was in 3rd grade.

But I remember watching it happen in the morning before I went to school.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 11, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez. I was a junior in high school. How is that even possible?

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 11, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is what possible?

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 11, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That you’re that young. I understand I’m a relative newcomer in terms of defining news events, but September 11 seems like it just happened, and now there’s this whole group coming up that either doesn’t remember it or was extremely young when it happened. It’s scary.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 11, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

sheeeeeesh… get used to it.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

my students this year were 1 year old in 2001

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 11, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I’m just going to climb under my bed and cry for a little while.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 11, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i had a moment the other day

one of the girls in my class was like “I was born in 2000!” and I was like “NO YOU WEREN’T” and then I realized she was telling the truth.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 11, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
I still get weirded out when someone I know was born in the 80s!

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 11, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are a couple of MLB players born in the 1990s.

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by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This thread is making me feel particulary ancient.

By a show of hands, who actually had a black and white TV with a rabbit ear antenna operational in their house?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 11, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

o/

Although, in fairness, it got replaced with a color set after my two-year-old self pulled it down trying to adjust the rabbit ears one Saturday morning.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Sep 11, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raises hand.

And where I lived, you only got one channel.

by maysian on Sep 11, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was in the fancy houses my friends lived in, not mine.

Really.

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by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

My grandparents only got the one channel into the 1980s.

by wcw on Sep 11, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

we had a small rabbit earred Zenith (I think) color tv that mom would put in our rooms when we were sick, had a handle for easy carrying LOL and 2 dials, one said 2-13 and the other was for “tuning in” higher channels like 20, 36 and 44 :D

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 11, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember the old clicky dials on analog televisions. We didn’t have cable until I was five or so, so I was weaned on whatever picture we could make out through the static.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 11, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a B&W TV only until 1992.

by Bar None on Sep 11, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when we got our first RCA (the most trusted name in electronics) color TV

All the neighbors came over to have a look. The thing was a monster and had a handy drawer that would slide out and change the tubes.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 11, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did!!!
but you already knew I was LoLd

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish that were older

Then I could’ve seen the Dead

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 11, 2011 7:56 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I did

Although it was not our primary set, at least that I remember. We had like a 25" color model (console, of course) that was in the living room.

by taliesin on Sep 11, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

trust me…I know (u.u)
when Richie retired, I was officially older than the entire team (not counting coaches) ::sigh::

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 11, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re only 9-10 years away from the 1st 21st century born player to play in the big leagues.

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"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a AAA pitcher who’s younger than I am.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 11, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wut

International signing I assume?

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by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mexican League, so only AAA in a loose sense

Roberto Osuna. Purchased by the Blue Jays a few weeks ago.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 11, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sort of like the 15 year old enlistments in WWI or II.

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by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trout!

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by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the first major leaguers younger than I am.

Jose Flores: Well, at least he tried hard.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that. He also tried hard.

by free f.p. #14 on Sep 11, 2011 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems like a long time ago for me.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 11, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems like a long time ago to me too. You will notice though that as you get older time seems to go by faster.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

And as you get older yet.

You kind of wish it would slow down.

by maysian on Sep 11, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah sometimes… right now faster’d be good.

Get the job, housing, family situations all settled.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh hey! How’d the interview go? :)

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 11, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hehe, thanks for asking….

This first interview 2 weeks ago was horrible. [Teaching bachelor degree extension courses] Mostly because it started out with them saying the equivalent of “this position is 8 hours a week at night, in ….East Palo Alto.”

The 2nd interview I went to on Friday was MUCH better but they are interviewing like 25 people for 2 positions so…. I dunno bout that one.
It’s an SLPA position and my experience in that field is limited to my internship work.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

eek! at night-pass! glad the one on Friday went well, hope they scoop you up! BTW, what’s SLPA stand for? so many education acronyms, so little time…. :)

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 11, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

speech language pathology assistant. You get to help the speech teachers. I just got certified for that this spring and would kinda like to get a job doing that.
If I don’t find anything by October, I’ll sub.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

aaaahhh! got it! That sounds great, how soon will you know?

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 11, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are interviewing like 10 more people on Monday… so sometime after that.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, best of luck, I hope they pick you!

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 11, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, me too!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at it this way: it either means we've done a better job rebuilding than you realize, or that the human spirit adapts better than you think.

Win/win, right?

As a junior high teacher, I can quickly verify that some of the negative labels being assigned to this coming generation apply painfully often: narcissistic, dominated by their own technology, lazy, etc.

But not a single one of them has led me to believe that 9/11 has screwed them up. This tells me that we have still been able to provide a relatively safe, healthy environment for the majority of the kids in the generation following 9/11, which says quite a bit about our society and its reactions to those events. And while they might marvel at scenes from older movies where there are romantic encounters at airline gates, they don’t seem especially paranoid or worried that this terrible catastrophe could strike again, even though repercussions have been rippling out for their whole lives.

This is a huge credit to their generation that I don’t ever hear sung. And it should be.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Sep 11, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like we’ve been through this before.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 11, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it makes you feel any better

I still have my WTC security card for my office there.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 6:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

nope

that doesn’t really do much for me. I still think the skyline looks weird when I look south from the Village.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

On my breaks, I used to sit on the Sphere fountain and people watch. At times, it was so entertaining that I would be late going back to work.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

you are a lot younger than I thought you were.

by shaggingflyballs on Sep 12, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

good grief, you could have been one of my students!!! (O_O)

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 11, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bow wow chick-a wow wow

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by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

um, no! I was teaching 3rd grade in SJ that year! groooosssss! (>_<)

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 11, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh, 2nd grade, 3rd was 1999…lol my dusty memory!

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 11, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's about the age

That my crying teacher told us JFK had been assassinated.

by maysian on Sep 11, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. 4th grade, I think.

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by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was only five

I remember it though it’s a wee bit foggy and I didn’t really know what was happening.

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 11, 2011 7:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I was in third grade, and we just watched TV in class all day long. Woke up, watched TV, went to school, watched TV, came home, watched TV.

In retrospect, I’m surprised my parents let me go to school that day.

Jose Flores: Well, at least he tried hard.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that. He also tried hard.

by free f.p. #14 on Sep 11, 2011 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was in third grade too. We actually moved the day of the funeral 11/25/63, so the date is forever etched in my mind. Nobody mentioned the most incredible thing of all, which was watching Oswald being transferred on TV and Jack Ruby stepped out of the crowd and shot him dead. Great security back in those days! Ruby was a hero for a few days, before more information started coming out.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 12, 2011 6:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

we’re talking about 9/11 here, right? Or did I miss something?

Also, I was in sixth grade in 2001, and have no idea why I wrote that I was in third grade.

Jose Flores: Well, at least he tried hard.
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by free f.p. #14 on Sep 12, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Compulsive liar?

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 12, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know it’s not a Happy Madison flik but I really liked him in Punch Drunk Love
But I thought 50 FIrst Dates & Big Daddy were also good, mostly cuz it’s not the usual over-the-top stuff from him

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 11, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I apologize in advance for thinking The Waterboy was hilarious. Please be kind.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 12, 2011 6:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

The universality of the reviews for this movie are convincing me I was wrong to say away.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 12, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went to the game today. I’ll type up my observations in a sec.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Sep 11, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Cool, were you the one dreading to go?
I remember somebody was, but I was too lazy to try and look that up.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I was worried that I would lose 6 hours of my life for something pointless and annoying, like getting shut out by Dana Eveland. Luckily, I only lost 8 hours to something mildly annoying but fairly fun.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Sep 11, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can you not look forward to going to the ballpark on a beautiful day???

#firstworldproblems

by shaggingflyballs on Sep 12, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know what bugs me… besides silly double switches for the sake of double switches?
Putting in a new pitcher…. and THEN intentionally walking the batter.

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by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He let Elbert pitch to Beltran before walking Sandoval, but yeah, in general, it makes no sense to mess up a pitcher’s release point as soon as he gets into the game.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 11, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooohhhh…..I hate that one. Used to see that a lot when Barry was playing

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 11, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

the ironic thing about the double switch is there was a lot of bitching in last night’s post-game thread that Bochy didn’t double-switch enough and that’s why pitchers were pitching for one or two pitches too many. Guess everyone got what they wanted

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 11, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t in last night’s PGT for anything but a peek, but I probably wouldn’t have been on the pro-double-switch side.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 11, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was Friday’s and about how he sometimes judges when and when not to take out a pitcher based on the pitcher’s spot in the lineup and how if you do a double-switch, you don’t have to worry about it.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 11, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or if you are really cutting edge… you can double switch at an AL park!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

A big league manager should have enough brain capacity to be able to think of pinch hitters and bullpen arms at the same time. If the pitcher isn’t going to pitch multiple innings, then a double switch is close to pointless.

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 11, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah, ideally that would be what you’d expect from a manager

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 11, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double switch was plausible to me

Mota was about to pitch the 6th, and I thought it was reasonable to plan on getting 2 innings from him. They had to put together 4 innings somehow.

Giants baseball: Together We're Crippled

by TheAntiBork on Sep 11, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it was nice that he removed Bum early.

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by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

100 pitches deep, lol

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by garbanzo24 on Sep 11, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than 130 deep.

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by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They . . .

. . . may not punish at once, but they do not forget. Their mills grind slow but exceeding fine.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
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by owlcroft on Sep 11, 2011 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Torres bunt

drove me bananas as well. The double-switching by the Giants didn’t register much, they think it’s pre-spring training. I don’t know what the hell Mattingly was doing with all the intentional walks in a game they were trailing.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Consolation Prize for lost 2011 season

Madbum finishes with a winning record, as does Cain, Lincecum, and Vogey
It looks like Madbum has learned how to avoid the big inning… as he did today, yeah, breakout year in 2012.
Battle for #5 in rotation. Surkamp? Sanchez? Anyone? Pitching is set for next year, if they figure out what to do with Zito.
How about some AB’s for Belt for crying out loud?

fred71510

by fred71510 on Sep 11, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

He was helped today in avoiding the big inning by the fact that Kuroda was the batter with one out and the bases loaded.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 11, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, the bases wouldn’t have been loaded if Bork hadn’t ordered the intentional walk.

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by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Panda made the play to force the runner at home. Good fortune, but it’s about time we got some.

fred71510

by fred71510 on Sep 11, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good day for Bay Area sports

Giants blow out the Dodgers
Niners beat the Seahawks pretty good
Baby Sharks blow out the baby Flames

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

The baby Sharks did awesome. And yes, good day for the Bay

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 11, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mat Moore called up

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 11, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

exciting

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 11, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know I’m excited.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where the fuck to the Rays find these pitchers?!

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by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

do*

Ugh.

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by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone’s been partying with ’Bama boys.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 11, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sobs

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by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another pitcher with missing T’s in their first name…

I don’t trust him.

"If you wanna rock 'n' roll, I got the guitar."

by deuce deuce on Sep 11, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not. Graham simply misspelled it.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, good. I can trust him then.

"If you wanna rock 'n' roll, I got the guitar."

by deuce deuce on Sep 11, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two OTs

Today I was wondering about Vladimir Guerrero and the Hall of Fame. Your thoughts?

Also, today, I had the thought that if I was putting together a rotation for 2012, I would choose Scott Barnes over Zach Wheeler, Eric Surkamp, or Tim Alderson, and probably over Francisco Liriano also.

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Sep 11, 2011 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Why Barnes?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He seems to me to be the only one of those five who looks from their Baseball Ref page to be MLB-ready and healthy. And, 3 K/BB.

Don’t got nuttin more scientific/precise (about his arm slot, age-for-league, finishing-pitch-arsenal, etc. :) )

If it was for 2014, I’d pick Surkamp or Wheeler.

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Sep 11, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was healthy this year, but just shitty.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That

is the big if

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Sep 11, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

definite yes on Vlad

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 11, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, but you're forgetting all the stuff we got from Garko

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

A fruit basket that Christmas should count for something. But I insist on putting the herpes in the negative column …

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Sep 12, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure about Vlad. His defense has sucked for a while.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s mymclife?
I recognize Joe and Clowie… I’m assuming the tall one is Burnsie….
http://yfrog.com/z/nwj7wugj

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Demers

Ryan Cavan: Probably better than you think.

by ryanmiles on Sep 11, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks.
Just following Burns on Twitter is exhausting: bike rides, soccer games, golf, krikey I’m exhausted!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

From left to right: Thornton, Clowe, Demers, Burns.

It’s a testament to how tall those guys are that Demers is by far the shortest and still measures 6’1".

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Sep 11, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was there at the game today...

fun win, but a horribly slow game.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Sep 11, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

It was slow on TV too. I actually fell asleep in the 8th, and woke up to a voice saying GO! GO! GO!

I think it was Miller.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 11, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I slept from the 3rd inning to the 6th.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it wasn't just me...

2nd to 4th.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Sep 11, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed today’s game. I didn’t even watch it at home.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you casually think that a game might be going on?

Did you wonder if we were talking about you in your absence?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Sep 11, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering if you were going to be there...

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Sep 11, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe, you could say hello next season. I plan to renew and I know today was your last game for this season.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will be there next season as well. I ain’t giving up my tickets.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Sep 12, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

The last game I went to, it took 5.5 hours from my house and back. Today, it took 8.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Sep 11, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're cost per hour was significantly less today. Huge win!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 11, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's one way to look at it. Optimism!

Meanwhile, your post to unnecessary apostrophe ratio is definitely high. :D

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Sep 11, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm banking that one for the next time I miss one in a post. Pay it forward.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 11, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s why we haven’t been going. It takes ~2.5 hours [at least] driving to get there and usually 3-4 on the way back.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Tuesday

guaranteed with the series split, back in SJ on Wednesday night.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 11, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops

wrong place.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 11, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya..we got to SF at 11:30 and had two beers...

then we left the game during the 7th at around 4 because I needed to get home and grade.

"We didn’t win our independence from the British to watch Aaron Rowand hit this bad"

"There is not seeing the ball well, and then there is that." - David B. Flemming describing an Aaron Rowand AB.

by 1ManWolfPack on Sep 11, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The kind of crazy I could get behind

Sign pujols and then trade belt in a package for hanley ramirez. You know, since you mentioned fantasy and since fantasy is so much more fun than pesky reality.

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.

by thehavenot on Sep 11, 2011 7:10 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Wow. That would take the team payroll to what, $160 million at least? I don’t see it happening.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

But we'd have an awesome team!

Never mind, baseball gods. I don't love you any more. You've gone back to hating the Giants

Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series! ...ormaybe a game or two.

by thehavenot on Sep 11, 2011 7:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Pujols has “big, long, and expensive contract that he spends most of the time on the DL for” written all over him

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Sep 11, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What, exactly, in Pujols’s history makes you think he’ll spend most of his time on the DL? Even if he gets an 8 year contract, and spends 2/3 of his time on the DL after his 36th bday, he’ll probably have spent less than half the contract on the DL.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Sep 11, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I know, it’s not my payroll. That’d be awesome, but I don’t think Neukom is going to open up his purse strings for that. And it’d basically force them to say goodbye to Tim and/or Cain when they hit FA.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome on paper

does not always translate to awesome between the chalk.

(and “expensive but awesome” on paper sometimes translates to just “expensive” IRL)

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Sep 11, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH YAH
MinorLeagueBlog Top Prospect Alert
#SFGiants Tommy Joseph has gone yard twice and Jarrett Parker has added a Home Run as San Jose leads #Athletics Stockton 9-0 in the 7th

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 11, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Also a double for ToJo

Feed the Panda some bamboo

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Sep 11, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

2! Just got back from the game, and I’ll tell you, games like this from Tommy make me thing, “hmm, maybe putting Posey at first or third wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world.”

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 11, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’d be pretty bad.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they said

16 total bases for TJ tonight!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 11, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, one of his doubles hit high off the wall too. He didn’t miss it by much.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 11, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s the deal with Joseph? Is he looking legit?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, wow he’s only 20 yrs old

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

he’s just a kid. And he’s looked fine at C this year, at least when I’ve seen him, and he can mash. Should be another playoff year for Richmond next year.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he was doing a fine job blocking balls last night, and made a great throw to third to get a runner who had second thoughts about scoring. He looks like he can get a little stabby while receiving at times, but yeah, he’s only 20. I’m excited about him.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 12, 2011 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really want to get to one of the games.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 11, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will they be playing in Stockton? Or did we miss that already?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh…. hmmm tomorrow nite. Nevermind.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

here's where the reply goes

Stockton tomorrow and Tuesday and back to SJ on Wednesday if necessary.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 11, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I saw that on the Ports website.
How many rounds are the minor league playoffs? (that I didn’t see on the website)

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's another

5 game for the Cal League, the winner of the north vs. the winner of the south playoff (Rancho Cucamonga vs. Lake Elsinore). They have the Sat-Mon games listed on the SJ website as home games; I don’t know if that changes depending on whether LE or RC wins the South.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 11, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Sep 11, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

I figured that’s why they had home and away listed for the games, but LE and RC don’t even have the postseason games listed on their schedules so I didn’t know for sure.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 6:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

The championship series switches between North and South every year. The South had the final three games last year so the North gets it this year.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Sep 12, 2011 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

sweet

SJ evens it up with 13-1 win!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 11, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that was interesting, they both caught that ball.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Serena Williams: Huge POS or Biggest POS ever?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 11, 2011 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Person On Steroids?

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Sep 11, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Piece Of Shit.

She once again couldn’t keep her vile and classless mouth shut on the court. I hope she gets banned from the US Open forever.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Sep 11, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's bad...not classy...

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Sep 11, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't believe she got away with that shit.

I hope she is fined at the very least. What ever happened to taking points from players who mouth off at umpires?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 11, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Now I see why my mother in law is so into tennis all of a sudden. She can’t get enough of the Open.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Sep 11, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez

What did she say?

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Sep 11, 2011 9:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

...
“A code violation because I expressed who I am? We’re in America last I checked. Am I gonna get violated for a water? Really, don’t even look at me. I promise you, don’t look at me because I am not the one. Don’t look my way.” […]
“If you ever see me walking down the hall, walk the other way. Because you’re out of control. Totally out of control. You’re a hater, you’re unattractive inside. Who would do such a thing? And I never complain. Wow.”

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Sep 12, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I never complain.

This made me laugh. That match was the last one in a 2 year probation for…complaining. LOL

Jose Flores: Well, at least he tried hard.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that. He also tried hard.

by free f.p. #14 on Sep 12, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serena must be mellowing out, she isn’t even swearing in this one

by Hyoton on Sep 12, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Mark Sanchez

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Sep 11, 2011 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait till the end of the game

LOL Tony Romo

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 12, 2011 6:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

needs more blackfish

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 11, 2011 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

“Put this in the fire.”- Jaime

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 11, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snarky KLaw is snarky
keithlaw keithlaw
Get smarter friends. RT @RealStephenMar: @keithlaw What can I do to convince my stubborn friends that OBP > AVG? They wont listen to me
1 minute ago

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 11, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t Graham have the same question a few days ago?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 11, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. I was just arguing with my friend who was convinced wRC+ was a stupid stat because it means nothing to 95% of people.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 11, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Sep 11, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The wRC never comes in handy cuz its a flat out dumb stat. If somebody is hitting 310. with 25 hrs and 107 rbi’s then I dont give a shit whether his wRC is 12 or 350. Has anyone ever said ted williams, ty cobb, or barry bonds are the greatest hitters of all time cuz of there wRC. The answer is no cuz what really matters in the end is avg, Hrs, Rbis, Hits, and sometimes obp. Sorry but the wRC doesnt mean shit to 95% of baseball players, managers, or fans

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 11, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were so many different angles I could have taken.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 11, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What angle did you take?

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 11, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason I couldn't find All-Time wRC+ numbers
Actually by OPS+ (also park and league adjusted) Williams, Cobb, and Bonds are ranked 2nd, 10th, and 3rd, respectively, of All-Time. So yes, someone has.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 11, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ruth – 1
Williams – 2
Bonds – 3
Gehrig – 4
Hornsby, Mantle, Cobb – t5

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Sep 11, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

if Bonds doesn’t make the HOF b/c of roids, 3 of the top 8 hitters in MLB history by wRC+ will be excluded from the hall.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Sep 11, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bonds and Jackson - who's the third?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 11, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

'cause I see the top 8 as

Ruth 197
Williams 189
Bonds 175
Gehrig 174
Hornsby 171
Mantle 171
Cobb 171
Pujols 167
Jackson 166

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 11, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

well there's 9 guys there

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 11, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm assuming

Pujols will drop below Jackson by the time his career’s done. I suppose it’s possible he doesn’t, but still, 1/3 of the top 9 is pretty shameful imo.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Sep 11, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to missing something. I get Bonds and Jackson – who is the third guy not in the Hall you are talking about?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 11, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you mean Pujols

he’s not there yet, but calling it shameful he’s not in the Hall before he’s even retired seems a bit premature. He’s a shoe-in for it as soon as his career is over.

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by jponry on Sep 11, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I confused Williams and Rose

cuz I R DUM

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by Viliphied on Sep 11, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean it's late and I'm tired...

yeah… that’s the ticket…

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by Viliphied on Sep 11, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

that might be the first time Ted Williams was ever confused for Pete Rose.

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by jponry on Sep 11, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll bet that Rose could pull a mean Immelmann.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 11, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I regularly confuse Roy Fosee with North Korean fighter planes, however

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by SnowLeopard on Sep 11, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

They all look alike.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

LOL

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Sep 11, 2011 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

"shoo"

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by owlcroft on Sep 12, 2011 2:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

my bad

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 12, 2011 5:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ow.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Sep 11, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 11, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes OBP?

I mean, it either matters or it doesn’t, right? How can it matter some of the time when talking about a career?

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by marcello on Sep 11, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Brett Pill has a lot of it or not.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 11, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like when "y" is a vowel.

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He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 6:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Greek?

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 6:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes OBP

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 6:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

FUMBLE FINGERS!!!!

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

DROPSY DIGITS!!!

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Breaking Bad HOLY SHIT!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 11, 2011 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

BB is now being streamed instantly on Netflix and I’m stoked. I just started watching.

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 11, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

My hubby is about to be unemployed

I have to get him watching it.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 11, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he thinking of getting into the meth biz?

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by Murray, Present on Sep 11, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I just want him to watch my show so I have someone to talk about it with besides my 83-year-old mother.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 11, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what? YAY

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Sep 11, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

F to the Yeah.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 11, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s such a dick to Jesse.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Sep 11, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit just got real. They’ve got a lot of ground to cover in the last 4 episodes.

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by free f.p. #14 on Sep 11, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

How could you know, tho, where it’s going? Mexico could be over in half an ep (rememer the cousins?)

I’m really gonna miss Walt & Jesse conversations if their relationship is irreparrably harmed. Aaron Paul & Bryan Cranston in a room together is what makes this show so great.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 12, 2011 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Cowboys meltdown

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by DFARowand on Sep 11, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m loving it

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 11, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

blocked punts are pretty exciting.
…and I hate the Cowboys.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a fan of the Jets either, but I definitely hate the Cowboys more. Almost everyone on my mom’s side of the family are Cowboys fans and it’s annoying.

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by TheSoundOfHockey on Sep 11, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I worked with a guy who’s a big Jets fan. I don’t really care that much about the Jets, but I know that guy needs some happiness in his life so yay Jets.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

We worked together?

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 12, 2011 6:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Romo says “whoooooops”

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by Merope on Sep 11, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHA

The look on his face there was priceless.

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by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL COWBOYS

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by speckops on Sep 11, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A

Today is mrs owlcroft’s birthday, so just this one token post.

Quite recently, maybe just yesterday, I wrote that one likely reason for the Giants’ offense all, to a man, having below-career seasons (though Pablo may now be up to par) was that each started trying far too hard right after l’affaire Posey, each thereby digging himself into a hole that trying to get out of only made worse yet.

I wonder if today wasn’t some modest evidence for that view. Now that the team is clearly out of it, the pressure is off, and guys can more or less revert to who they are and have always been before this lost year. Huff’s post-game interview certainly suggested as much, though (curiously) players themselves are often not the best source of accurate information on why they’re doing poorly or well.

Anyway, the game was a nice birthday present for the lady: thank you Giants.

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by owlcroft on Sep 11, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Happy birthday.

by wcw on Sep 11, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

aww, glad the Giants win could be the icing on her birthday cake :)
many happy returns of the day to the Mrs.!

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by SoCalGgal on Sep 11, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday to mrs owlcroft!

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 11, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you all --

it was a very nice day and the game was definitely a high point!

by mrs. owlcroft on Sep 11, 2011 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is some prime amateur psychology.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 6:36 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

OT

This song is pretty damn amazing. It goes out to my Pokenerds on MCC, but it’s also cool because the guy shot the vid in SF and reps for the Giants.

http://youtu.be/a07dDvHqsNw

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 11, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Very cool!

Wheeeeeeeeeeee.

by urea on Sep 11, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

INVESTIGATE 11/1/10

by schmohog on Sep 11, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WORLD SERIES TRUTH MOVEMENT. COM. IF AARON ROWAND WAS ON THE TEAM HOW DID THEY WIN? WHAT IS OBAMA HIDING?

by schmohog on Sep 11, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

/schmohog "disappears"

HE KNEW TOO MUCH

Rally Jerry!
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by greekfro on Sep 11, 2011 9:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

LOL METS

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by jponry on Sep 11, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

“Bryan LaHair” is a gloriously awesome name.

(cubs LF apparently)

by Monsanto on Sep 11, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wonder if his teammates call him ‘combin’

by shaggingflyballs on Sep 12, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Should I care the Giants won?

I think they should tank the rest of the way with rooks and get a a higher draft pick. Maybe get something good for the future as I’m ready to stick a fork into this season.

On the other hand, how about that Ted Ginn Jr? Go 9’ers!

by 420Sharksfan on Sep 11, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

If you’re a Giants fan, you should care that they won.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about Sharks fans?

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 11, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playing young guys = tanking.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Sep 11, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

O hey Bruce

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 11, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

At least in a few cases, the best team involves some of the rooks playing.

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by marcello on Sep 11, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, they could certainly tank the rest of the way with Ford, Burriss, Christian, and probably Pill, but I don’t think it would reveal anything valuable.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

On my way back from the SJ Giants game. I’m turning into quite the Tommy Joseph fangirl.

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by kdl on Sep 11, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

He wouldn’t have to work hard to outdreamy Hector Sanchez.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 11, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m getting really excited about Tommy’s potential.

Jarrett Parker is also pretty effing dreamy.

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by kdl on Sep 11, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the other hand, he’s 109 years old.

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by El Person on Sep 11, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He shot my shins off!

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 11, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

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by kdl on Sep 11, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s from King of the Hill

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 11, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

for some reason milb splits isn’t showing me his position. he’s a catcher?

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by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes’m.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 11, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panik, Brown and Joseph, along with Buster, Pablo and Belt make me think in 2014 this could be a pretty good offense. Of course 4 of them are unproven young players, but still… a guy can dream.

all they need to do is find a way to have a good offense for 2012-2013.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

They might give Tommy Joseph a look next year. He does look 45 so Bochy might think he’s an old rookie like Christian.

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by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

so just have Sabean lie about his age to Bork? that sounds like it could totally work, too.

oh, and Nate in RF. that’s 7 young position players.

all we’d need is a legit SS since Panik may end up at 2B, rest of the starting team would be under 27 with under 30 starting pitchers to boot

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by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if Bochy and Sabean are gone

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by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit, you snapped me out of my dream :)

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by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't get too optimistic about prospects

With Schmidt, Foppert, Ainsworth and Williams, the Giants should have had one of the best rotations in baseball in the middle of last decade.

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by El Person on Sep 11, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

pitchers flame out at a much higher rate than hitters though, no?

my basis for liking the future in Panik, Brown and Joseph is that they are young hitters tearing up their respective leagues. I’d like to see all 3 of them possibly in AA next year. That could make 2013 look really good if they continue their success. Though I’d worry that Bork would waste a year of their team control by stapling them to the bench

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by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I expect Brown to be in the big league camp next spring. He might just skip AA altogether and go straight to Fresno. I would be surprised if Panik got to Richmond any time next year. Joseph depends on where Sanchez goes, but he’ll probably be in AA.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 11, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the Giants had a standing trade offer from the Jays in 2003 that was Halladay for Foppert, Ainsworth and Williams

Sabean turned it down, according to Keith Law. Looking back I think its preeeetty safe to say that would have been a smart deal to make. It’s obviously difficult to differentiate that kind of trade from how bad a Lincecum for Rios trade would have been, without the benefit of hindsight.

by busterbarelyevenknowher on Sep 12, 2011 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Susac!

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does he look 55 years old in person?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 6:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of the two people in this picture, who is older by 13 years?

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by kdl on Sep 12, 2011 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aww. It’s so nice that you took your dad to a game! ;-)

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Holy crap

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by speckops on Sep 12, 2011 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

he looks so old

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2011 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

if he were from a latin american country

everyone would make crappy birth certificate jokes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2011 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

good call

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't he, like, the third-youngest player in that league?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, this was his age 19 season

hard to believe he’s still so young

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2011 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

if he can add some more walks to his line, he'll be pretty awesome

though even if he ends up as a rod barajas type, he’ll still be useful at catcher

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2011 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna Doumit, damnit.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

well yeah

i’m just saying “if he doesn’t improve his patience, a slugging catcher without a lot of OBP is still useful”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2011 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather nitpick the specific low-walk/occasional-power catcher you chose

MIGUEL OLIVO OR BUST

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love Miguel Olivo.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Incidentally, has anyone ever seen Rod Barajas and Miguel Olivo in the same place at the same time?

Olivo: 10 seasons, .243/.279/.421

Barajas: 13 seasons: .239/.284/.415

My theory is that “Miguel Barajas” played three years in the majors but then decided he wanted to start collecting two paychecks.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Olivo is better because he had more seasons in which his HR total surpassed his walk total.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a song from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hot patootie, Bless my soul

I really love that ISO

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

LET’S DO THE SLOP HACK AGAIN

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

He also acts older. He’s really poised.

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by kdl on Sep 12, 2011 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are his intangibles off the charts?

Which charts?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Relax.

I was talking about his personality when interacting with the fans, etc.

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by kdl on Sep 12, 2011 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was kidding!

Sometimes I make jokes, I promise.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, it’s hard to tell if you’re joking or genuinely think I’m an idiot. ;-)

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by kdl on Sep 12, 2011 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty cool how you go to games with your dad.

by Hyoton on Sep 12, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now that I see this picture, I definitely saw you at the game last night. Assuming this was taken last night.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Sep 12, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just started watching a replay of the game

Wow…Huff got Kinsler’d bad.

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"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 11, 2011 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh?

Still on Belt’s AB after Huffs double lol

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 11, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh no worries

I know the biggest spoiler already anyways. :P

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 11, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could re-watch playoff games but I don’t think I could watch regular season games that I know the score of already.

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by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I'm not really re-watching

I don’t typically watch archived season games, and never a watch a loss.

But hey, Giants scored a weeks worth a runs, so I’m curious lol.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 11, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, with games that aren’t important I get bored and skip ahead.

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by El Person on Sep 11, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Affeldt, I guess I'd be angry if these games still meant anything.

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extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 11, 2011 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

All he needed to do was wrap the hamburger in a plastic bag and dip in hot water for awhile.

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by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or, you know, just pay attention and not be a klutz while wielding a sharp knife.

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by kiririn on Sep 12, 2011 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmm

salmonella.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 6:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a little upset I missed the purse party.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 11, 2011 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t want to go back to work tomorrow afternoon :(

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by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2011 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

You gotta feed the little girl of yours.

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by SFGuy on Sep 11, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’ll eat out of dumpsters if it means I don’t have to ever leave her side :)

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by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow. The guy who played Spartacus on Spartacus: Blood and Sand just died

I guess they were right to recast the series after the first season rather than wait for his recovery.

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 11, 2011 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

whoa...

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 11, 2011 10:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah. He was only 39 and was obviously in amazing shape. But he died of non-Hodgkin Lymphoma

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 11, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sucks

They kept saying he beat it.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Sep 12, 2011 6:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

'twas a great day ...............

Giants beat LA, 49ers won, and the highlight of my night …… drinking at a pub seeing a lone cowboys fan sitting at the end of the bar, surrounded by empty pints, hanging his head. i hope he hangs it for the rest of the season!!!!!

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by GIANT stoner on Sep 11, 2011 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

we watched the Cowboys/Jets game… that was so awesome. I like the brash arrogance the Jets carry.

I also found out my wife knows more about football than I do : /

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

which really isn’t saying much.

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by giant4life83 on Sep 11, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sooo epic. My favorite stat of all …….. the Cowboys were 246-0-1 when they had a 14-point lead in the 4th quarter ……… until tonight.

You’re a lucky man to have such a wife.

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by GIANT stoner on Sep 11, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun fact

If you search for “Ichiro” on Baseball Reference, the Major Leaguers it pulls up is Ichiro Suzuki and Pablo Sandoval.

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by Natto on Sep 11, 2011 11:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Fat Ichiro!

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 11, 2011 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like we should revive that nickname.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 12, 2011 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dont like it.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Sep 12, 2011 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

But he’s fat and ichiresque!

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 12, 2011 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fun fact

If you’re lazy and don’t want to type “Pablo Sandoval”, searching for “The Fu” will take you directly to his page!

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 12, 2011 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really like that Carlos Pena

am i crazy?

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by son of ggf on Sep 12, 2011 12:41 AM PDT reply actions  

I think he’s a free agent

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by son of ggf on Sep 12, 2011 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pena 1B Huff LF Belt RF

Boom!

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 6:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

i wish we could do

Beltran LF Schierholtz RF Belt 1B

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by jponry on Sep 12, 2011 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking about it the other day

When the Red Sox had a disappointing season in 2010 and missed the playoffs, they went out and got two top-flight players to fix the situation.

Reyes and Beltran, pls? For 7/110 and 3/35?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 6:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Matsui and Wilson.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eurgh

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in this thing.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

CLANK!!!!

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

IMO, that’d be 2/3 plus defenders

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 6:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pena and ??

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Belt looks to me like an above average corner outfielder

His range appears good, his routes are getting better, and he has a very good arm, which will be wasted once the Giants move him back to first.

I’d like Belt to be a corner OF for the forseeable future.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Belt in RF at AT&T park is different than Belt in LF.

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2011 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean

What do you need to be good in RF at AT&T that you don’t need to be good in LF, exactly?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do think it requires a slightly larger range to really be successful there, more so than in other parks.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2011 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose

But more range is helpful at any outfield position, no?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah, but you can get away with less in LF. And while Belt hasn’t embarrassed himself out there, I guess I’m still skeptical that he has the range for AT&T right. But, hey, we’ve hardly seen him out there much and he is an athletic guy, so perhaps with practice he could grow into a very good RF, especially with his arm.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2011 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

So what you're saying is

Posey → SS, Crawford -→ RF, Belt —> CF, Huff -—> 3B,

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bah, stupid strikethrough

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do agree that perhaps too much has been made of the difficulty of AT&T's RF

Still, it’s hard not to appreciate the level of play we’ve gotten out there with guys like Cruz Jr, Winn and Schierholtz.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2011 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's like

we’ve grown accustomed to the idea that you are either a +15 fielder out there or a -10, where there actually does exist a middle ground between that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2011 7:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I also would like to propose

that LF is a lot easier to play when Torres is in CF.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd agree with this.

I mean, of course there’s a bit more ground to cover in RF. But the amount of balls that fall precisely in that sliver of ground between where a normal RF would be responsible and an AT&T RF is responsible is very low.

If that made sense.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

do LF and RF have the same positional adjustment?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Sep 12, 2011 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe so, yes.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember in little league

RF was the place where the worst defenders went, because most kids were right handed and pulled the ball, so way more balls got hit to LF than RF.

I sucked, so RF was a place I was a lot. Although I also had two years as a Ishikawa-type light-hitting defensive 1B.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, I was in RF a lot, too.

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never played baseball or even catch! /clutches spreadsheets

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by speckops on Sep 12, 2011 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

i played one year of little league!

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2011 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ain’t no girls in little league or on the webs

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by speckops on Sep 12, 2011 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I played right field when I was ten; it was my first year with the big boys. I couldn’t hit at all and I was really scared of some of the twelve-year-olds, so I tried to distract them by smiling at the plate. I drew a lot of walks that year. I still do that at times, mainly because some of the guys who played with me then still play with me now and they expect me to, but I don’t really use it to draw walks. I don’t draw a ton of walks in general. In my freshman year of high school, I hit a triple on a ball above my eyes in a game at Saratoga.

When I was eleven I moved to third base and I’ve stayed there pretty much ever since, with the exception of some time messing around in center field when I was thirteen and fourteen. I used to be reasonably versatile, but I’ve fallen out of practice in the outfield to the point where I’m really not very good there anymore.

And that’s my baseball career.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 12, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

lean back on the couch

and tell us more about defensive 1B.

/grabs notepad

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

There was a year when I didn't get a hit

But still had an on-base streak that lasted the entire season.

Good things happen when you don’t swing and no one throws strikes.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Even as a youngin you were aware that OBP > AVG.

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by speckops on Sep 12, 2011 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I also stole second every time I was on base

Since no catchers could throw anyone out.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I also remember base stealing to be particularly easy.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see

/nods head

/takes notes

How did you feel when you saw Dan Ortmeier drop popups? Or balls get past Ryan Garko?

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think my latent self-loathing led me to learn to love terrible defending first basemen who could really hit.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes, this is good

Your galoot fetishism is finally explained. Now, here’s an inkblot for you to interpret:

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see Jesus

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nightmare fuel.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

uh yes exactly

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2011 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

The key thing is to play all of the players out of position

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he could figure it out.

Whichever player they have in RF I think he will need some time to get used to it.

I just want Belt to play regularly so they know what they have.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I get that, but you couple the learning curve of RF for Belt, and then the overall clankedness of Huff in LF—-things in the OF could get dicey quickly.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Belt has goodish range and a plus arm

So, what? We’re worried that he’ll misplay balls off the wall? How often does something like that happen? Maybe once every 5 home games or so?

Ditto with balls hit into triples alley. How many balls are hit into triples alley that Nate Schierholtz catches but Brandon Belt doesn’t over the course of a season? 5? 6?

I don’t think these are pressing concerns.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess that makes sense. I’m just used to having center fielders patrol the area, so perhaps I am just spoiled.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea how many it would be, but 5 or 6 runs is pretty significant. And that’s not even considering Nate’s superior range on bloops and balls up the lane, his excellent throwing arm, etc.

by Evan on Sep 12, 2011 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be willing to grant that Nate is probable a win better with the glove

But if the choice is just between those two for my everyday RF, Belt’s the easy pick for me.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Belt certainly ought to be playing somewhere. But I’d have a hard time convincing myself that, say, benching Schierholtz so Huff could stay in the lineup would be the best arrangement.

by Evan on Sep 12, 2011 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

If the choice is between Belt RF / Huff 1B and Nate RF / Belt 1B…

I don’t think the difference would be as big as you might think given Nate and Aubrey’s performances this year.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m starting to think I am seeing the wrong Belt; his arm is good but inaccurate, and his routes and range look exactly like a first baseman should look.

by Hyoton on Sep 12, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huff was pretty clanky this year but he’s better than what we saw. Why can’t we just have players that are good hitters and fielders?

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because then everyone complains that they're too expensive!

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

No shit?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

/thought this trhread was about Pena

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by son of ggf on Sep 12, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: The New Breaking Bad (no spoilers)

OMG!!!

The best aspect of GREAT television is when you think things are going to go in a certain direction, and they don’t. Not veering out of the realm of possibility, but just twisting in a way you can’t predict. Like season 2 of Rescue Me, Deadwood, The Sopranos, even The Walking Dead tended to avoid cliched moments when they were expected.

Breaking Bad delivers CONSTANTLY.

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Sep 12, 2011 1:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Already discussed, see above.

But yeah, this season has gotten more plot lines twisted together than in any other season so far. The last 4 episodes of this season have a lot of stuff to clear up, its gonna be interesting to say the least.

Jose Flores: Well, at least he tried hard.
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by free f.p. #14 on Sep 12, 2011 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

i cant wait until they start Huff for the first four months next year waiting for him to heat up because he’s good in even numbered years

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by jponry on Sep 12, 2011 6:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Spring 2012

C Posey
3B Pablo
1B Huff
2B Freddy
SS ?
CF ?
LF ?
RF ?

Huff is making 11 mil next year, no way he doesn’t start

I’ve got a sinking feeling that Belt isn’t a sure thing to start in Left

by bernardking on Sep 12, 2011 7:27 AM PDT reply actions  

i've still got a sinking feeling

that we’ll be seeing more Pill than Belt next year

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2011 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

.286/.286/.786

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

his year in Fresno this year

looks almost exactly like Lance Niekro’s “breakout” year in Fresno

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Sep 12, 2011 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Niekro, age 25: .301/.336/.556
Pill, age 27: .312/.341/.530

For everyone who is saying they don’t believe in Belt because of Ortmeier/Niekro/Bowker – LOOK AT BRETT PILL. HE IS THE DROID YOU ARE LOOKING FOR. HE IS THE CLASSIC GIANTS PSEUDO-PROSPECT.

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by jponry on Sep 12, 2011 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or the classic org filler whose “good” season is only superficially good. Would anyone notice if he didn’t have 100+ RBI? I doubt it.

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by speckops on Sep 12, 2011 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

www.nooooooooooooooo.com

He is the chosen one! He has more midichlorians than even Kevin Frandsen!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brett “easier to spell than Ortmeier” Pill

by Evan on Sep 12, 2011 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pill won't be here next year

I’m a Pill Popper but there’s no room for him on the roster. Reality wins.

by bernardking on Sep 12, 2011 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

So wait, you support Pill but you don't think he's good enough to merit a roster spot?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’ve changed my mind in that I think Belt’s potential outweigh’s anything we’d see from Pill.

Since Pill can only play 1B, it might be best for him to start spring training on a team where he has a chance to win an everyday job.

So yeah, I support Pill, but there’s not enough room on our roster for both of them. Pill may very well have a career in this league, who knows, but Brandon has the chance to be a great player in this league.

I’ll take the potential. I admit my folly.

by bernardking on Sep 12, 2011 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fair 'nuff.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus

Having Pill and Belt on the roster is a recipe for disaster in that Bochy will rosterbate back and forth between the two. I can’t stomach that bullshit anymore. Put Belt in for the year and be done with it.

by bernardking on Sep 12, 2011 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

A straight platoon of the two would be fine, if they want to bring Belt along slowly.

by Evan on Sep 12, 2011 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow

if we’re planning 2012 platoony-toon adventures now, let’s just buy a white flag to fly on the standings pole at Mays Field next year.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Planning to platoon players a year ahead of time means you need better players.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you're saying that the Torres / Velez LF thing isn't going to work out?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow

/consults DSM

You’ve developed Otto Velez fixation. This may require stronger medication.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see

now you’re just typing nonsense words like “garko”.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, because the things Sabean says to the press at the beginning of the winter meetings garner so much insight into his actual plans.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 12, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, come on. We joked about that Torres/Velez platoon on this site a lot. That’s where “VROOOOM” came from!

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so. Planning to platoon players means you want to keep them in situations in which they’re most likely to succeed.

If it were up to me, Belt would have been playing nearly every day since July, but it’s possible — perhaps unlikely, but possible — that Bochy & co. do have some insights into the player and his approach to the game that we lack. Maybe he needs to be brought along slowly; he did race through the minors, after all.

by Evan on Sep 12, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

platooning an RHB

means he gets few plate appearances. Platooning an LHB who might have reverse splits (if any of those sample sizes can be trusted) means his overall performance will suffer.

Slavish platooning means not playing someone enough. It’s one thing to platoon Pill and Ishikawa, when it’s midseason and no better players are available. Planning to sit Belt against Cliff Lee or Randy Johnson is fine. Sitting him against every lefty pitcher (not that you are suggesting this, but that seems to be what the Giants usually mean) is not a good strategy.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see any reason to believe that Belt has reverse splits. More generally, I’ll say what I always say: Platooning, especially of young players to ease them into the league, is a strategy most associated with managers like Casey Stengel and Earl Weaver and Davey Johnson — not a group that any baseball fan should take issue with casually.

by Evan on Sep 12, 2011 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll stick with the concept of having hitters that need to be in the lineup every day because they’re demonstrably better than their backups.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

see, for example

John Lowenstein and Benny Ayala.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess you could argue that Lowenstein should have been given more playing time, since he became so good in his part-time role, but when he joined the O’s, he was 32 and had a career OPS+ of 92. So making him a starter would have required quite a leap of faith.

And of course, both Lowenstein and Ayala went on to have the best years of their lives as part-timers under Weaver.

by Evan on Sep 12, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looking more closely at the numbers, it looks like he had Lowenstein and Roenicke in something more complicated than a straight L/R platoon. Roenicke was the right-hander, but he got two-thirds of the at-bats. Anyone remember what was going on there? Roger?

by Evan on Sep 12, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll leave you

to research the 70s Orioles, since you are the one summoning the ghosts. My point is that arguing in September 2011 to platoon Belt in April 2012 is premature, and implies roster weakness, not that no players should ever have been utilized in a platoon.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just wish that Belt would start hitting the ball before this season is out

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by son of ggf on Sep 12, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Keppinger and Font.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 12, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

one should be everyday SS until they get someone better

the other will sit when Freddy Sanchez returns.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

-

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s just what prescience feels like.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Reyes / Torres / Belt / Schierholtz

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Watch Torres get nontendered

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by speckops on Sep 12, 2011 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

if they non-tender Torres

they better sure as hell have a massive upgrade in mind
Classic Giants would be to sign the oldest free-agent center fielder on the market and sell it to the public as “he’s a gritty gamer who know’s how to play the game”

I fucking hate that bullshit line and I’ve heard it way to many fucking times over the years from the Giant’s organization

by bernardking on Sep 12, 2011 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

run signjuanpierre.exe

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

“You have chose to terminate signjuanpierre.exe. Are you sure you want to terminate this process?”

/clicks ‘Yes’

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

*chosen

I cannot type lately :\

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

/CTRL-ALT-DELETE
/End Process

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like this

but I still feel like we need one more proven power bat
on the other hand, I don’t know who I’d switch out because I really like Nate’s defense in right and I want to see what Belt can produce in 500 ab’s

I don’t think Pill plays for the Giants next year…even if they do like his bat there’s just nowhere for him to play. I like Pill and have always thought he deserved a shot but the reality is he won’t be a Giant next year. I just don’t see it happening.

by bernardking on Sep 12, 2011 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just starting to stretch my rosterbation muscles.

1.Reyes SS
2.Beltran RF
3.Posey C
4.Sandoval 3B
5.Belt LF
6.Huff 1B
7.Sanchez 2B
8.Pitcher
9.Torres CF

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

People are already setting themselves up for rosterbatory disappointment

Some team is going to give Beltran more than 3 years
Reyes isn’t going to sign here
Looking at someone’s galoot stats and than putting them in a defensive position that they have never (or rarely) played is not going to happen.

Like it or not, Sabean still runs this team and that isn’t the way he thinks. You can ALL CAP or repeat ad nauseum your reasons as to why the team will do what you want them to do but that doesn’t make it any more likely.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 8:21 AM PDT reply actions  

YES IT DOES

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm mostly with you
putting them in a defensive position that they have never (or rarely) played is not going to happen

Actually, I think that’s virtually guaranteed to happen. I hope DeRosa leaves his mitt collection behind, maybe they can have a community equipment locker for guys to go through to find the right glove for their place in the lineup that night.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am exhausted of it and it isn’t even winter.

by Hyoton on Sep 12, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Work on that refractory period.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 12, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and it only gets worse without the distraction of actual games. Seems like wasted energy to me because the Giants front office is the Giants front office…

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by Merope on Sep 12, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe Sabean won’t be here next year?

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by son of ggf on Sep 12, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh, yeah
/grab’s crotch

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by son of ggf on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

If we all pitch in, we can hire a sniper.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

It got us a brick, so why not?

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FACEBOOK

People talking seriously about Buster moving to shortstop.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 12, 2011 8:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Gonna lose Lopez, need another arm in the bullpen.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 12, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Could Buster Posey throw a changeup so filthy, only he could catch it?

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 12, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ridiculous. Buster is a first baseman.

by Hyoton on Sep 12, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ridiculous. Buster is a pitcher.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Sep 12, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's funny that people think SS is that much less injury prone

I mean, if it’s not the natural position you’re playing, it’s not exactly much lower impact than catcher as say first base, for example

by Cap M on Sep 12, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Headline

“Giants appalled by outrageous cost of one win”

by sweetjuxtapose on Sep 12, 2011 9:10 AM PDT reply actions  

The Giants’ must be hoping that their disappointing second half of the season gets overshadowed by the Red Sox collapsing down the stretch and missing a playoff spot.

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by Kitspool on Sep 12, 2011 9:16 AM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA!!

ALDERAN SHOT FIRST!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

PEACEFUL PLANET MY ASS

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by calgiants86 on Sep 12, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 12, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, where is this from?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

TroyMcClureSF retweeted it.

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lincoln shot first!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like this.

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by Natto on Sep 12, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well that's not quite fair

Because even if they literally did nothing, the offense would be improved.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce Bochy has declared that he will play the players he thinks are best, which we have objectively proven are not the best players on the team. This has been consistent since he’s been the field manager. Granted, he has not had many great players to use in that time, but he goes with his gut, which has poor judgment.

by Every6thDay on Sep 12, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy: “I am trying to win ballgames. I use my gut to determine who plays.”
/stomach gurgles
Bochy: “You see? Now you know why Belt is on the bench.”

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

and these better players are…?

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by son of ggf on Sep 12, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

/waits for hair-splitting to ensue

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by son of ggf on Sep 12, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Orlando Cabrera

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Justin Christian!

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOT BELT

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 12, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy’s gut holds his pants up just fine without Belt.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get it.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 12, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a double entendre.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Right. Pants. I wear those too.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 12, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

On your ears.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Too many entendres!

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure that’s not what he entendred.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 12, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it wrong of me to go to the same Thai place four days in a row?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 12, 2011 10:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Not if it's good

Me, I’m going burrito today.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great.

I just imagined a hipster taqueria opening in some gentrified neighborhood called Uncircumcised.

Not your fault. Just my stupid brain.

by Every6thDay on Sep 12, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

...

?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is not a gentleman’s uncircumcised appendage sometimes called a burrito?

by Every6thDay on Sep 12, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

/slowly backs away

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

/shakes fist

Embrace my weirdness! Embraaaaace it!

by Every6thDay on Sep 12, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always heard ‘anteater penis’.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 12, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my

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by Murray, Present on Sep 12, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t order the sour cream.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or the guacamole, for that matter.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

You really maled that one in.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Priapics or it didn’t happen.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 12, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tacos are more associated with female parts, no?

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 12, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

but when you add that into this whole conversation it just brings up a set of associations i don’t want to spend my lunch hour thinking about

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by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 12, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

/orders tuna tacos for lunch

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 12, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Butt Tacos

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

uh.....

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I had an okonomiyaki crepe with takoyaki

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you ordering the same thing every time?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. I had curry yesterday, pad thai the day before, and then before that spicy green beans before that.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 12, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

BEFORE THAT

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 12, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, in that case it is not wrong of you.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty much how the government profiles bad people.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

this is actually what i think most reality shows are for.

by shaggingflyballs on Sep 12, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I go the same thai place and order the same thing about 3 days a week. It can’t be healthy but it sure is good…

by shaggingflyballs on Sep 12, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it wrong for me to make Thai green curry from scratch?

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 12, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve gone to the same Vietnamese place every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday for the past few weeks. Food is satisfying and doesn’t make my stomach feel like crap. I’m not changing.

by non sequitur on Sep 12, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A:

Niners won
Cal won
Giants avoid sweep

All this winning is confusing to me…

Also, if the Giants were any good that last 2 weeks…they would actually be in striking distance of the WC (Cardinals on 4.5 games out).

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 10:15 AM PDT reply actions  

To be fair, Cal “won”.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey…it’s a win. Also considering how the Bears couldn’t win a road game last year…it’s a start.

The defense will get better and Maynard looks like a stud. Allen is going to play in the NFL.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

The defense and Maynard worry me. Maynard’s reads seem… bad… and he’s really stranding his receivers a lot with back shoulder kinds of things. Allen was kind of disappointing last week, but he’s an exciting, exciting player.

I’ve actually been the most pleased with Sofele. The thing to fear the most this year was going to be the crumbling of the running game, but he’s looking good out there. He’s looking very good.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I find his choice of beard… disturbing.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Defense will be fine…it’s loaded with talent and in college…talent is what wins on defense (as opposed to the NFL where schemes can get you far).

Maynard is raw but you can see the skills…it’s his second game with Cal so I would give it some time. The jump passing stuff needs to stop but that’s more of a QB trying to do too much.

Cal’s running game is always good…no matter who you plug in there…Sofele was really good last year and now Cal may have found a power back in Anderson.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not worried about the defensive line, mind you, but the rest of that side of the ball has been exposed by Fresno and Colorado now. I’m just going to keep my eye on it.

Maynard, I’m not trying to throw under the bus too much. He’s clearly the superior option to Mansion and he’s almost certainly going to be the starter next year. But while it’s true that he’s raw, he’s also a junior with starting experience and probably should already be further along with some of these issues.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but he played for University of Buffalo…not exactly a powerhouse. Hopefully, he’ll develop into a better version of Nate Longshore..

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great weekend for sports… GO BEARS!

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by calgiants86 on Sep 12, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chiefs :(

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A / sips coffee

Well, I was glad to make it to the yard finally yesterday, and pleased that I picked the correct Dodger game to attend.

On the section to my left there was a crazily inebriated dude wearing a brand-new Giants home jersey with the number 15 AND “Beltran” on the back of it.

1. – If it’s a home creme jersey, why is there a name on it?
2. – Next season he could either feel really silly (Beltran leaves) whereas he could have just had the 15 with no name on it.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 12, 2011 10:26 AM PDT reply actions  

In which case 15 would return to Bochy.
I think I’d rather have the defunct Beltran jersey.

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by waelwulf on Sep 12, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because it’s not a real jersey that a player wears. It’s a replica jersey that a fan wears.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure...

But most definitions of replica include mentions of “exact reproduction” or “a copy exact in all details.”

So, maybe it isn’t a “replica.”

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 12, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

We should make sure the manufacturer is aware.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll alert the media.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 12, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

/klaxon sounds

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 12, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Make it a bulletin precede to the Kennedy story.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 12, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

The MLB website makes you choose a name

I think the home jerseys sold in the Dugout stores also have names.

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by Murray, Present on Sep 12, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait...just reading Bagg's notes from Sunday...

so…Beltran hates the Giants now…

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s all the “move the fences in” chatter that has me nervous. Gee, no one was complaining about the dimensions of The Big Phone when the Giants actually had a league-average offense.

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by Kitspool on Sep 12, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

For this team, they’d have to move the fences onto the infield.

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by Natto on Sep 12, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Huff rolls one slowly to the second archway

by shaggingflyballs on Sep 12, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Huff grounds it to second

It’s at the wall!

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by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Leave the fences where they are, but install an interactive brick system on Willie Mays Wall. When the ball hits one of those bricks, it activates a bonus, a multiplier, or a penalty.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

They do realise that this will also benefit the opposition, right?

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 12, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the beauty. MLB will leave regulating it in the hands of the home team. It will be like our own little, 24-foot-high humidor.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO WHAMMIES!

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 12, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

You beat me to it!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 12, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

we do kinda have that

Hit the right brick, get an inside the park home run! even if you’re Aubrey Huff!

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Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 12, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but my way you get cool HD graphics on the scoreboard.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is such a great idea. SUPER MARIO PARK!

“Itsa me, Beltran!”

by shaggingflyballs on Sep 12, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait until a ball hits the Tanooki Suit brick. That will be awesome!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Thank you, Beltran! But our runs are in another park!”

by Every6thDay on Sep 12, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s true.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Rowand hits pipe in wall and warps to DFA-Land

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

He warps to world 3 and spends the rest of the day in a kayak in the cove throwing fireballs at Big Bertha.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’ll be great up until the hypothetical team of Yoshis shows up and whips their asses.

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Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 12, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

The RF wall should be constructed of nothing but Whomp bricks.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Letter2

NASA budget scenarios based on what the President wants and what Congress wants. Note the difference of the two while paying special attention to heavy lift delivery dates (100mT or greater).

This makes me angry.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Looks like the senate’s budget is far more broad than the president’s.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 12, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not that I’m any good at reading budgets.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 12, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Took me a while to decipher those tables, but they’re comparing the 2010 budget passed by the Democratic Congress with the budget the White House put together in June 2011 in an effort to appease the current Congress. Further analysis can be found in the champagne room.

by Evan on Sep 12, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

That place again? But I can’t have sex in there.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, that new rule about Mexican food.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 12, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

If the rule is anything but ‘eat it’ I am going to revolt.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have absolutely nothing in the house to eat for lunch.

by Turf_Toe_ on Sep 12, 2011 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

/Donner Party

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by calgiants86 on Sep 12, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is it.

Pasta, Peanut Butter, Apple Sauce, Ketchup, Mustard, other useless condiments.

by Turf_Toe_ on Sep 12, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like the makings of a delicious bowl of PB&ASKM noodles.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

pbaskm! An American classic.

by non sequitur on Sep 12, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I go heavy on the Pasta and Peanut Butter it might carry me over for a couple of days (think of the leftovers).

by Turf_Toe_ on Sep 12, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

fake some peanut sauce?

Peanut butter, hot water, soy sauce, ginger, chili. Boil pasta. Done.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting… And I still have the apple sauce for dessert, humm. I never use the ginger and chill and the soy sauce is just sitting there…. This is like Survivor!

by Turf_Toe_ on Sep 12, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's not the greatest meal in the world that way

but it will make what you seem to have on hand edible.

You can eat the noodles cold too, this is basically what Chinese restaurants in NY serve as “cold noodles in sesame sauce”.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pasta, olive oil/butter, cheese (you have Parmesan, right?), and black pepper/oregano. Eat.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 12, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

No cheese at all — I have to pretend if I go down that path.

by Turf_Toe_ on Sep 12, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have Garlic Salt — which looks like Parmesan, sort of

by Turf_Toe_ on Sep 12, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's strange...

I’ve never seen Garlic Salt that looks like this.

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by calgiants86 on Sep 12, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t know where to shop!

by non sequitur on Sep 12, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, Julie Roberts.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not even the little packets that come with Pizza delivery? You are fucked.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 12, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Come on…Those packets don’t have cheese in them. That’s something else.

by Turf_Toe_ on Sep 12, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a cheese-like substance.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 12, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

a substance that tastes salty and a bit like cheese

by Turf_Toe_ on Sep 12, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Penisbutter

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

if

it tastes like cheese for more than 4 hours, consult a physician.

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by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nevermind I’m not hungry anymore — but Dinner is still an issue.

by Turf_Toe_ on Sep 12, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Delivery.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 12, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peanut butter and apple is delicious

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of like a scoop of Peanut Butter with apple sauce over the top.

Also I live really close to the “community” veggie farms….

by Turf_Toe_ on Sep 12, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

The misprinted “dinner party” invitations would come back to haunt them.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 12, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

SHITFUCK OT
JasonLaCanfora Jason La Canfora
Another big blow for the Chiefs: S Eric Berry out for the season with a torn ACL suffered at start of Week 1 loss to Bills.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 11:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Great googly moogly.

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by Natto on Sep 12, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

By Moradin’s hammer.

by Hyoton on Sep 12, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

That really burns my toast.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 12, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer my toast to be only lightly browned.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

These days I have to toast bread in the Big oven. It is not easy.

by Turf_Toe_ on Sep 12, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is like when Posey got injured.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt I’ll weep at my desk the same way I did back in May.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 12, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well you should.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll try.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 12, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am overwhelmed by the indifference.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 12, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

And the promise of an early bed?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve spent half the morning watching FPSRussia videos… Have nice day

by posey yaknowsy on Sep 12, 2011 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

I've spend half the morning

watching gameplay videos of Gear of War 2.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve spent the majority of my time today mourning the loss of our government’s ability to think beyond the next election.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went to the dentist and checked some books out at the library. That may not seem as dramatic as your day…

…aw, hell. I’m boring.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 12, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you take any of those books home with you?

by Every6thDay on Sep 12, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not yet. They’re still sitting in the truck.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 12, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

“checked some books out at the library”

I don’t understand this sentence. What is this library and “checked out” action of which you speak.

by non sequitur on Sep 12, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those books were HOTT, man

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They don’t call ’em “graphic novels” for nothing.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 12, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Communist!

I bet you don’t even have a library card.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got one for the Oakland Public Library a few years ago when I accidentally fried my laptop with a cup of coffee and needed a place to go to for Internet access.

by non sequitur on Sep 12, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

true question

from someone I know with more education than me: “How much does it cost to join the library?”

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by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not a trick question in Oakland! But I really can’t remember if there was a nominal fee. If there was, it wasn’t much.

by non sequitur on Sep 12, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Working at the library comes with a price

My mom had to swear that she wasn’t nor ever will she be a member of the Communist Party.

(In the late 90’s….in Arizona)

LOL!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 12, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a teacher you have to swear a loyalty oath to get a job. Or at least you used to …. 1996ish…

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by Merope on Sep 12, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was for the children’s library, and it seemed strange as it was centered on “communism” which by most accounts stopped being a legitimate threat sometime in 1989.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 12, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell that to the Chinese.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 12, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Jesus, good point.

Obviously I was thinking very Eastern Bloc.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 13, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I usually work on Mondays, but I’m all wild like that.

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 12, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m at the office now, dipstick.

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NPR FAT CAT ENJOYS CUSHY HOURS

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

MID-ATLANTIC SLOPE? MORE LIKE MID-ATLANTIC SLOUCH

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by Alex_Lewis on Sep 12, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why you need to watch videos about guns and blowing shit up

by posey yaknowsy on Sep 12, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's much, much better than a government that DOESN'T have to worry about the next election.

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Try getting anything done that takes longer than 4 years and get back to me.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

China says hi and then puts you in jail.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/23/world/americas/23iht-23prison.12253738.html

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a separate problem from being jailed for political dissent.

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by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wikileaks?

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

unless you think the Swedish government is a proxy for the US government.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The DOJ has been trying to find a way to charge Assange with something since it started.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not in that camp

but even assuming that’s true…it’s the Swedish government not the US government.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a fact. The DOJ has been subpoenaing (sp?) people and getting testimony trying to find a way that Wikileaks broke the law. The whole rape case in Sweden is not what I’m talking about.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's that, one guy?

Jailed because he gave out classified information he wasn’t supposed to?

That’s really, really, really, cannot-emphasize-how-much-it-is-really different from political dissidents being jailed in China for speaking out against the government. Those are completely incomparable.

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by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say what the U.S. government does to silent dissent can be compared to what is done in other countries.

Are they putting people in jail for standing on a street corner and professing their opinions? No but is that where we want to set the bar?

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well we were talking about China

And Calbear compared the US (favorably) to China, then people seemingly disagreed with that sentiment.

So if we’re comparing the US’s human rights record to China’s and trying to establish if it’s better or worse than China’s, I say we set the bar at China.

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by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

China has a lot more problems than people think

insane wealth disparity (although the US may be catching up)

concentrated wealth in the cities and poor countryside.

A government focused on keeping itself in power

corruption/lack of a legal system

environmental devastation…

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you happen to see the irony of your comment? That’s like a checklist for the US.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problems China faces

are on a complete different level than the US.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, except that China's government keeps itself in power through violence and coersion rather than TV commercials

And the US legal system, while not even close to perfect, is vastly superior.

And where, exactly, is the environmental devastation of which you speak in the US? Devastation is not a word to be used lightly. Our superfund sites are clean as whistles compared to areas in China.

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by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Politicians are owned by special interests and are not accountable to either the voters nor the rule of law.

Ask the gulf coast if they feel like ‘devastation’ is the correct word to use.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can swim in the Gulf of Mexico today. You can eat shrimp from the gulf.

There is nothing in the US that compares with the kind of environmental damage you can find in China. Nothing.

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by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can swim in the Gulf of Mexico today. You can eat shrimp from the gulf.

As long as it isn’t in/from one of the many giant oil plumes. Just because it’s not completely 100% unusable doesn’t mean it isn’t devastated. I’ll defer to you on how bad things are in China but, again, that is a low bar to set.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wikipedia, obviously, is an imperfect source

But there are decent links to some better places to be found:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pollution_in_China

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Environmental_issues_in_China

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by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know where you're coming from

but China’s issues are on a completely different level…

While there has been some polarization recently, politicians still have to face the electorate every 2/4 years. While that may be bad in some circumstances, it is a major correction in the system that does not exist in China.

One example: China’s highly touted highspeed rail system had a major crash…China’s government response? Shut down all internet chatter, block access to the area, and throw up a front that nothing bad happened.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

politicians still have to face the electorate every 2/4 years

It doesn’t matter when the same special interests fund both tickets.

While we are talking about the BP oil spill… our government’s response was to block off the area, completely underestimate the damage (such as amount of oil being leaked) and then refuse to show it’s work so independent scientists can have a look.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It absolutely does matter who wins elections.

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by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This..

healthcare 2014!!!!

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because this one is the most important?

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're all important.

You think that things wouldn’t be different if, say, McCain had won in 2008? Nothing would have changed if it had been Gore instead of Bush in 2000?

There are areas where the two parties have similar stances. But there are more areas where they do not.

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by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where they differ is on wedge issues that neither one will touch once in office.

There are perhaps rhetorical differences but no real differences in the terms of actual policy.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're free to believe that.

I think it’s crazy.

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by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Al Gore would have invaded Iraq.

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Bingo!

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 12, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe not, but the US would have definitely gone to Afghanistan. Plus who knows what the Ds are capable of when trying to prove they are not weak on foreign policy.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

but Afganistan has been such a problem because the US spend so much resources in launching the war in Iraq…

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see why.

It’s not like it has been going swimmingly since Obama refocused the efforts there.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously a lot of conjecture

but the idea is that US letting up in Afghanistan allowed the Taliban to regroup in the country. The invasion of Iraq “legitimatized” the claim that the US was out to destroy Islamic states and allow recruiting of fighters much easier.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say occupation of Afghanistan long with every single civilian death goes a lot further towards Taliban recruitment than the Iraq war did.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe

but Afghanistan was a more “reasonable” war…most could see the reasoning behind the US’ attack there…Iraq…not so much.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree that a case could actually be made for invading Afghanistan even if I don’t particularly agree with it.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d also be interested to see where he stood on the issue at the time of the Iraq invasion. There certainly wasn’t a whole lot of opposition from politicians on the left.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The second worst thing about 9-11 was how impossible it made political opposition in the aftermath.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 12, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might have been easier under a divided government, though.

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the thing though.

 I don’t think it was all that impossible. There were millions of people in the streets protesting the invasion of Iraq.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was because it was an immoral and illogical thing to do. But for sitting elected officials to oppose the president at the time would have been political suicide in the large majority of cases. You just don’t do that in a time of national emergency, which is why elections matter.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 12, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

With that much opposition from the populace how could it be political suicide to agree with them? Sure they would get called names by the hawks but if elections are that important why not side with the people?

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because we don’t know who the people are.

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by El Person on Sep 12, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your contention that the relatively large protests meant there wasn’t overwhelming attitude of ‘let the President preside’ in the country at the time is questionable.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 12, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still don’t understand what made George Bush’s approvals shoot up in September of 2001.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 12, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE TALKED INTO A MEGAPHONE

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

For all his other "issues"

He was very good at rallying the population after 9/11.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, as absolutely scared and freaked as the populace was….I think whomever was the Commander in Chief likely would’ve have rallied the masses and enjoyed the boom of popularity.

But he’s a hell of a cheerleader.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 12, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don’t understand how on September 10 you would disapprove of him and on September 12 approve of him. Maybe I’m missing something.

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by El Person on Sep 12, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Authoritarian mindset after an attack. JUST MAKE US SAFE

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not that your approval changes. It’s that your stated approval changes.

On September 10, bashing him is just bashing him. On September 12, bashing him is failing to stand behind the elected leader of an emotionally reeling nation.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

There certainly was that attitude. My contention is that it was not impossible for politicians to resist it.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your argument is with human nature then.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 12, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

In an alternate reality, Hilary Clinton came out early against the war, and thereby became a liberal darling and walked to the presidency in 2008. Would she have been more adroit than Obama in handling the Great Clusterfuck that is the world economy these days? Probably not, but I wonder.

by Evan on Sep 12, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was opposed as of fall 2002. It was a big deal at the time.

by Evan on Sep 12, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad to hear it.

Too bad he didn’t have a vote.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

or you can be China

and say that there is no oil spill…put people in jail for saying that there is, and then black out the internet

Seriously:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-11811867

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think a single person expressed that China is better than the US with regards to civil rights.

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHINA IS BETTER THAN THE US WITH REGARDS TO CIVIL RIGHTS*

*Void in China

by Hyoton on Sep 12, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Void Where Prohibited” really tickles me here.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have weird priorities, man.

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by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess

Although perhaps my preference for furthering the human race runs contrary to someone who is employed by career politicians?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

True, maybe I have a bias towards elections. But the prospect of a government that didn’t have to get itself re-elected is far scarier to me than a lack of funding for an organization which hasn’t made progress in space in five decades.

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by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh no he diint

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do believe that shit here just got real.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/popcorn

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by free f.p. #14 on Sep 12, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SNAP

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

lack of funding for an organization which hasn’t made progress in space in five decades.

This makes me laugh. Perhaps you should ask why and then answer your own question.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What has the space race done for us?

I mean aside from the internet, mobile phones, computers, microprocessors, GPS, lightweight building/construction materials…

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to space camp twice as a kid

My mom worked (still does, to an extent) for NASA. I don’t mean to diminish some of their wonderful accomplishments. I said they haven’t made any progress in space – and I stand by that. We made it to the moon… and now we’re closer than ever back to the earth.

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by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can thank Nixon for that one…

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if that has anything to do with, you know, cutting their budget since that time?

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

bums…do more with less!

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I’m imagining NASA taking the shuttles to Pep Boys for regular maintenance.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Goddammit, I left the $5 off coupon on the space station!”

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too expensive…need to change the oil at home.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might, except that

NASA’s budget has, adjusted for inflation, remained fairly steady since 1970 (obviously it peaked during Apollo), and has in fact increased slightly.

So sure, one could blame it on budget cuts. If their budget had been cut.

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by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right. NASA did awesome things during the 1960’s when the budget was high, and then the budget was cut in the early 1970’s, and it hasn’t made as much progress.

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budget_of_NASA

I mean, it’s right here:

High Budget= Apollo
Budget Cuts=everything since

You don’t see the pattern?

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA!
(obviously it peaked during Apollo)

So you want progress beyond low earth orbit with a budget that was slashed (yes, slahed) since Apollo. That’s awesome. I look forward to your design specs on how to accomplish that.

One-half of one percent of the budget. That is all NASA gets now. To say it has remained “fairly steady” since the 70’s is ridiculous.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just posted a link to the numbers right above. The correlation between money and extent of space exploration is even more direct than I thought

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course it is. GiantPain is misleading the debate. In that way, this is just like talking to a politician.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except taht

The technology that they used to make it to the moon is cheap now. The entire computer systems which powered the control rooms and the ships were less powerful than a 500$ microchip.

The technology has advanced dramatically. It should be possible to do even more than they did during Apollo with far, far less money. But they’re, you know, not.

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by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The technology that they used to make it to the moon is cheap now.

Please stop. You are embarassing yourself now. Not only is this not true, the rockets to make this possible don’t even exist anymore.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everything else in our society related to transportation technology has made significant strides since the 1960s

Cars are cheaper, better made, more fuel efficient, and have longer range. Trains are cleaner, faster, stronger. Airplanes fly farther and faster.

Every single mode of transportation on the planet earth is better, cheaper, safer, and more efficient than it was in the 1960s. Except for spacecraft.

Because they government didn’t give them enough money?

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by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone spot the irony in this post?

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

Absolutely.

But to answer GiantPain’s stupid question: Yes.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Short answer: Of course. There’s no profit in Ford creating lunar rockets.

It’s cool that none of those other things have ever gotten government support, though.

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was refreshing to see how the market tackled the fuel efficiency problem.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 12, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET PRIVATE INDUSTRY RACE TO SPACE

PG&E is a good choice. They launch manhole covers in SF into orbit all the time.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

PG&E isn't private.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

PG&E

is an investor-owned utility.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's publicly traded

And it has, essentially, a government-sanctioned monopoly.

Adam Smith’s dream, it ain’t.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

right

it’s an investor-owned utility.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is an awful thing

I think we can all agree that where monopolies need to exist, they shouldn’t be administered for profit.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 12, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

SO SAY WE ALL, EVERY ONE!

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Prius wasn't invented because of the US government, yo

I believe your post was sarcastic, but market innovation and consumer demand for higher mileage cars was, and is, far more influential in the development of better fuel efficiencies than the government.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, and fuel standards had nothing to do with it.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 12, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there are much better examples of government intervention. Like the flipping infrastructure for all of those things!

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The better ones didn’t leap immediately to mind….

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 12, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're also forgetting

that California is a leader in fuel mileage standards and a major market for cars.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is hilarious to me that delivering 130 metric tons to orbit with enough fiel leftover to establish an orbit around the moon and then return home just got compared to building a Prius.

I move that we retire the “It’s not rocket science” saying. Now when we want to express how easy something is, we can say “Well, it’s not like building a Prius!”

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which, I actually do know a retired rocket scientist or two. He has operated a donut shop and occasionally helps at a local church’s pancake breakfasts. The donut shop was too much work, but they were the fastest, best made pancakes the church had ever seen.

by Hyoton on Sep 12, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna go ahead and count the massive amount of data gathered and scientific knowledge gained by orbital telescopes and robotic missions to other planets as ‘progress’.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 12, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I say NASA has not made progress in space, I speak narrowly in terms of manned spaceflight

I apologize if that wasn’t clear.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you can see why it’s frustrating, at least, that you’re suggesting NASA shouldn’t be funded because they haven’t made progress in what you admit is a particularly narrow area of discovery, which you picked because they haven’t made progress there, even though you don’t deny the progress or the value of the progress made elsewhere.

It’s a little like saying we should trade Lincecum because he doesn’t control the running game.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more Patrick Willis

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

NASA shouldn’t be funded

That should have been qualified by something like “as much”. I didn’t proofread for needlessly absolute statements.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOW BLOW

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 12, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never said that NASA shouldn't be funded

I just said, all the way back yonder, that funding NASA isn’t a pressing issue, as it’s not like they’ve made significant progress in space. That’s all.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I apologize for using a needlessly absolute statement there.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly

a Sith

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should have been more careful, is all. By missing a technicality, the actual content of my comment is easily dismissed. As we see.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

But

the impact that NASA had on society goes far far beyond the Saturn V rockets or the space shuttle…

NASA’s biggest mission is to push the boundary of research and thinking…in essence it allows scientists to be creative without worrying about bottom lines or profit motives

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget Earth sciences and aero technology. All for the annual cost of a micro-fraction of the amount Obama just proposed as a job stimulus.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I certainly agree that funding Nasa would be a better idea than the jobs bill =)

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

How close are we to sex in the champagne room?

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way past it.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quoting the great Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Apollo in 1969. Shuttle in 1981. Nothing in 2011. Our space program would look awesome to anyone living backwards thru time.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, you’re taking that totally out of context.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then all that other stuff.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 12, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t take that to say that he would prefer living in China.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently you can’t have a government that both requires reelection and is capable of thinking beyond its next reelection.

by Hyoton on Sep 12, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you know of one?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

A mind boggling question. Aside from all the other ones, post-Meiji Japan?

by Hyoton on Sep 12, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Post-Meiji Japan → Millitarized Government → WW2

I would says FDR’s tenure and maybe Kennedy.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re missing the Taisho era.

by Hyoton on Sep 12, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No…I know what you’re talking about…but that was not a democracy…I mean the era is named after the emperor.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, you are calling the Taisho democracy not a democracy? The late 1800-early 1900 era was based on parliamentary rule. How was it not democratic?

by Hyoton on Sep 12, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because

it was a de facto front for the military.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except…they weren’t, until the early Showa era. If you are pointing to militaristic expansion, that was about normal for the era, and a reaction to the obvious.

by Hyoton on Sep 12, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No it wasn't

Japanese aggression into China during 1910s was pretty much an attempt into colonization by the military.

Post-WW1 Japan had some gains but was quickly shutdown by the military.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

in any event, the original question as I understood it was how an elected govt could function while worrying about future post next election. I didn’t really put a lot of thought into it,but clearly nothing stops it from doing so

by Hyoton on Sep 12, 2011 1:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

The late stages of the French Third Republic would qualify. No matter who won the election, the same people would form the government because the families who controlled the Bank of France insisted that the socialists not be allowed to take power.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 12, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that would seem to disqualify them

Since they weren’t really worried about the election if they knew they couldn’t lose, right?

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, eventually in 1936 they did lose and Léon Blum became Prime Minister

But then in 1938 the conservative Radical-Socialist party took back power, so I don’t know if that counts. I just like talking about 1930s France.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 12, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've spent half the morning reading ASOS

AND I AM VERY UPSET OVER THE EVENTS OF THE LAST FEW CHAPTERS.

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by Murray, Present on Sep 12, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jaime Lannister sends his regards.

LOL WORST ONE-TWO PUNCH IN SPECULATIVE FICTION EVER.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 12, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of boredom and mourning . I have accomplished both. I also replied to a week old article!

Now replying to internet articles might be the biggest waste of time I will have today.

by bobble head on Sep 12, 2011 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Maybe it’s time to join the political process and really make a difference.

by Turf_Toe_ on Sep 12, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just want to say,

A) I’m not a bandwagoner even though I started posting during the 2010 playoffs. Furreals.

B) You guys/gals are awesome.

C) I think I will be rooting for the Brewers in the playoffs.

PROUD FATHER of a baby totally made during the 2010 World Series.

by Bret1110 on Sep 12, 2011 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope the Rays make it

But Brewers are my first-choice team too.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is my order

1. Brewers
2. Rangers
3. Rays
4. anyone but the Dbags

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Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

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by Falconer88 on Sep 12, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather the DBacks win than the Yankees or Red Sox or maybe the Phillies.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t know if I can survive another Phillies WS win. My friends here in Philly are already pretty insufferable as it is and impossible to have a sane discussion with. The other day I tried to discuss how the Giants injuries are pretty crazy, all I got was laughter and chasm about how the Giants are the only team to ever have injuries, blah blah blah.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Sep 12, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually I would really root for the rangers to win it all or the rays

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 12, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rangers took Molina off our hands. They’re good people.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Sep 12, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this

I just have a mental bias against recent-winners.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I'm with you

I really hope the rays make it to the playoffs

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 12, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you hate the Giants?

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Bret1110 on Sep 12, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

2010: TGWTWS One of the most unbelievable, impossible,magic-packed amazing years of my life.

Before I even look at a giants lineup I'm already thinking LOLBELT

The 2011 San Francisco Giants: comprised of extraordinary pitching and a black hole of suck that is their offense

by Falconer88 on Sep 12, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m rooting for the Angels/Rangers/Brewers/Tigers to win…I rather not have the Yankees/RS/Philllies to win…

I would cheer on the Braves for its players but then I would have to kill myself.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And normally I don’t, but living in Phillie now has me hating the phillies for no good reasons.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Sep 12, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a hard time rooting for any AL team.

That said, I’d rather the Rays, Rangers, or Tigers win before the Phillies.

I’d root for Philly over NY or Boston.

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by Bret1110 on Sep 12, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brew Crew for me

The only baseball hat I have other than my Giants one is a 70s retro Brewers hat, the one with the “M” and “B” interlocking to look like a glove.

This one:

Jose Flores: Well, at least he tried hard.
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by free f.p. #14 on Sep 12, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I welcome bandwagoners. There’s all the room in the wagon. It shouldn’t go to waste.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't worry

that’s the funny thing, it won’t be crowded any time soon.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of the teams currently slotted to make the playoffs, I’ll root for the Tigers.

That’s the list.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO CHIGLOOS!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really really hate reply all!

Who ever wrote the code for it needs to stand trial in the Hague.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Sep 12, 2011 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Here is how to fix it: Do not reply to any e-mails. Never. No matter what.

by Turf_Toe_ on Sep 12, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

If anyone asks you if you got their e-mail just nod / shake your head like a bobble head doll.
Works every time.

by Turf_Toe_ on Sep 12, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reply Some

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just so fucking annoying. IT at my work(2000+ employees) sent out an email to everyone by error about 30 minutes ago. So far I have gotten 30 replys saying take me off this list, 30 saying I got this emali in error, 20 saying STOP REPLYING ALL and 10 saying it was spam.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Sep 12, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it sent by error? Or was it a test. Just don’t reply.

by Turf_Toe_ on Sep 12, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was sent by error.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Sep 12, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you absolutely sure?

by Turf_Toe_ on Sep 12, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure it was spam.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

they might be reading this. So I’m thinking they are very smart!

by Turf_Toe_ on Sep 12, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it was sent by a person I know and contained no attachments or links just asked for advice on a simple question.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Sep 12, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you are using outlook

create a rule for messages with that exact subject line ("Re: Dumbass replyall message) and you can automatically mark them read/delete them/etc.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always liked when I worked and a position opened up that was going to be filled internally (… moving right along), and the e-mail about the position specifically says to reply and not reply all with your interest. And then everyone replies all.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see it as a coding problem so much as a “people use technology dumb…ly” problem.

I suppose it would be convenient to have an option when you send the e-mail to disable reply alls on return.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

That happened to me a few times. I thought it was hilarious.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is kind of funny, but it makes me doubt the capacity of my fellow worker.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Sep 12, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well first off, a typical man thinks of sex once every 20 seconds…

by Turf_Toe_ on Sep 12, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s always nice to be above average.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it does make you question humanity. It lasted for a few hours though. Man, I had forgotten about that. Thanks for the laugh.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT - Caltrain to San Jose Muni

Looks like me & some folks will be taking the Caltrain from SF to SJ for the Sunday afternoon SJ Giants playoff game.

Anyone done this before?

Any tips for transit between the train station and Muni?

Or…how much is a taxi?

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 12, 2011 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Lots of taxis outside the train station. You’ll need to call for one after the game (ask if your game-bound driver will give you his cell #). SJ is not like SF taxi-wise. I’d guess it will be $10.00-$12.00 to get to Muni)

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Sep 12, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

my recollection

when I asked this question of the Baron a while back was: the bus is a big pain.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did it a few years ago and that was my take-away. I figured I could’ve f’d it up, but hearing it from the Baron makes me realize it’s a bad idea.

On a Sunday no less. LOL. Hello Taxi!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 12, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

srsly

I have no idea about a Sunday schedule for VTA, I used to get lucky on weeknights because my bro-in-law worked down there but that’s no help any more. We just drive LOL ENVIRONMENT.

Where have you gone, Steven Revetria? A bandwagon turns its lonely eyes to you.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

by natteringnabob on Sep 12, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

From my experiences with Cal Train and public transit in general, the only advice I have for you is leave EARLY… and uh are the 9ers also at home that day? if so leave Saturday.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 12, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah…Between $17.50 each for roundtrip Caltrain and roundtrip cab fare…..I think we’ve decided to rent a car!

HOORAY!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 12, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That might be a good idea. If the weather’s bad or the game goes extra innings you don’t have to deal with as much crap

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 12, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is amazing.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Sep 12, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is awesome LOL

extrabaggs
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by Badly Browned on Sep 12, 2011 1:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I apparently need to learn an important lesson about picking fights when I'm serverely outnumbered.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Or rethink your stance.

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You first.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars didn’t need our help—-the rest of us should have just stayed out of it.

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps “should” should read “could”

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it went rather well!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Sep 12, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This should be the Internet’s motto.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 12, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

How's life in radio land?

I managed to get caught in a traffic jam this morning, so I got more ATC than I normally do. The interview with Panetta was interesting.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it was this morning, you meant Morning Edition. I didn’t listen to much of it today.

Things are fine here. I’m working on a piece about Tennessee’s Hispanic population, and we’re looking toward the fund drive. Always the fund drive.

/sigh

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 12, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops! I listen every day and still miffed that. Bah.

All Things Considered is on the way home, Morning Edition on the way in. I’ll get it straight one of these years.

And just try to think of it as a FUN drive.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ve tried that trick on me. It never works.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 12, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m working on a piece about Tennessee’s Hispanic population

All 3 of them?

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by SFGuy on Sep 13, 2011 2:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tennessee’s major industries include agriculture, manufacturing, and tourism.

- from Wiki

I imagine the Hispanic population is likely “invisible”, but the agriculture a main industry….they certainly exist.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 13, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

My suggestion would be to know what you are talking about first.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did!

You and I just know different things.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed, with one small difference

The things I know are correct.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

As are the things I know

You see how this might cause a problem.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just about everything you posted above about NASA is incorrect and easily proven to be so by anyone who has taken even a little bit of interest in the subject. Your stubborn insistence otherwise is the problem.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gentlemen, please don’t make me break out the fire hose.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 12, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about the dogs?

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by CalBear949 on Sep 12, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do not even.

Do.

Not.

Even.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 12, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOOF
WHOOFWHOOF WHOOFWHOOF

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And your arguments are often dishonest.

Me: NASA’s budget has been cut since its golden years
GiantPain: No is hasn’t
Me: /refutes you with evidence
GiantPain: /moves on to a different talking point without addressing the one at hand

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So sure, one could blame it on budget cuts. If their budget had been cut.

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sincere apologies

If their budget had been cut [in the past 40 years].

But hey, take it up with Nixon.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

but the things he knows are legitimately correct.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 12, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Says him.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, this is stupid.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 12, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arguing on the internet?!

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worse than GroceryGate.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 12, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard that Hell started to employ greeters just to better follow WalMart’s lead.

/100% tongue-in-cheek. Oh, god, I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry. It was a joke!

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re disinvited to my birthday party!

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then you’re going to need to find somebody else to bring sporks. Because if I’m not invited, I refuse to walk the three convenient minutes to WalMart to get reasonably priced sporks for your party.

/see, i can plaiz both sides.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I received a secret copy of the quality, believable, satisfying ending of BSG that I’ll be showing at the party. It’s a pity that you’ll miss it.

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was all a dream.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 12, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

After the destruction of the resurrection ships, the Cylons and humans had a cross-breeding party in order to satisfactorily replenish the dwindling populations and undeniably end the bitter conflict for the next generation.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then the Allied bombers swept in and blew them all to pieces.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 12, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Long live America!

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sounds perfect.

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cavill was fortunately not invited.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

D’Anna was especially invited.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEWSFLASH: WALMART BUYS OUT NASA

“Our commitment to cheap, quality goods should not be limited to one planet or even one solar system,” said CEO Mike Duke. In other news, Safeway plans an aggressive move on an intradimensional organization of space travelers the names of which, unfortunately, cannot be printed in any currently available medium.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 12, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR FACE. I HATE IT.

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Instead, I will quote Baggs talking about his pokemonz
If you have one, hope your fantasy football team did as well as mine did today. Talk to you Monday.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 12, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wouldn’t have been so tempting to argue if you weren’t so wrong.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 12, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ain't that always the way.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUND ALL OF THE SPACESHIPS

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Into the sun.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 12, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It appears that the draft picks are assembling in SF

Ricky Oropesa and Andrew Susac have both tweeted about going to AT&T park today.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A

Grant hasn’t made a new thread yet? You poor souls.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 12, 2011 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s starting to smell of mildew in here.

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like under my sink.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like you haven't been here in forever!

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

/posts dancing GIF

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 12, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

/is gone for another 8 months

Jose Flores: Well, at least he tried hard.
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by free f.p. #14 on Sep 12, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

You got me

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 12, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should photoshop my face onto your body in that GIF and I think that will solve everything.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it. Now I want to see this.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 12, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It should cure anyone on this site who has an overactive sex-drive.

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The worst thing was

We really started sucking right after that was made, so we didn’t get to see it.

But I think Natto still posts the one with Goofus’ head, but I’m not usually awake for the post-games.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know about forever, but It’s definitely been a while.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 12, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

We've been so lonely.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry, I’ve bee really busy :(

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 12, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prussian!

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by free f.p. #14 on Sep 12, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi!

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 12, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

PC! Hi!

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 12, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi!

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 12, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit

What’s up PC?

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 12, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi!

Nothing much, just busy trying to find a job, going on interviews, etc.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 12, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good luck in the rat race.

Hey, you’re known to turn up in Seattle every now and again, right?

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 12, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually I was just there for an interview. But only for 4 hours. I literally flew in in the morning, took the interview in the afternoon as was back in the Bay for rush-hour traffic.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 12, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hope that it’s going well! I understand the market is pretty brutal.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 12, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a friend who just graduated from Stanford law. Got a 60k job, yeah! Has 200k in debt, :(

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 12, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d kill for a 60K job. I’d kill for a 30+K job actually.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 12, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s demoralizing. I think I’m going to have to go back to the makeup counter in another month. I’ve already moved back home temporarily. It flat out sucks. But I really don’t want to complain about it anymore than this.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 12, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know. I’ve heard a lot of horror stories.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 12, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

hah, go fig!

Giants are playing up here next June if you missed it; I’ma try and throw a mini-McCoven meetup together.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Sep 12, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll absolutely be there if there’s anyway I can. Such an amazing ballpark.

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 12, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, seriously, good luck with that. What field?

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by Merope on Sep 12, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LLLAAAWWWW!!!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 12, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah, but that’s a little vague.

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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Sep 12, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 12, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t really matter, but is Chris Stewart ok?

by Hyoton on Sep 12, 2011 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s fine! If you keep asking him he’s just going to get mad!

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Non-politics discussion of the afternoon

This has been brought up before, but look at San Francisco’s one-year park factors. Wow.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 12, 2011 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Eek.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird. Petco-like.

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’d the Space Nerbs go?

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Hang on; I’ll go fetch that Anonymous guy.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 12, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you’ll find him out planning another BART protest.

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by Merope on Sep 12, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad he couldn’t have weighed in on the NASA funding issue.

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to see the FY 2012 outlays on the Fake Moon Division at MSFC.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 12, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Stanley Kubrick is a sticky fingered son of a bitch.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 12, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, I think we all know that the moon is controlled by a coven of owlmen who can only be stopped by the mighty Hercules.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Sep 12, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Owlcroft?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, I’m guessing there’s a new troublemaker around here? I’ve missed so much :(

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 12, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had a legitimate moon-landing denier.

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listen, the moon never landed anywhere. It’s just floating up there. I don’t know how you guys can claim differently.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, GiantPain’s a good kid generally; he just gets a little headstrong sometimes.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 12, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, so it’s one of the regular troublemakers! Well that’s ok! now I don’t feel so out of the loop :)

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 12, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s joking. It was someone else.

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by rotorueter on Sep 12, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

And just like that I’m back out of the loop

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 12, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The tragic story of my hula hooping career.

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by howtheyscored on Sep 12, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOL'd

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by Prussian Creole on Sep 12, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You reigned on the county fair circuit.

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 12, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

A friend told me a story yesterday that he and a buddy were selected for a hula-hoop-off at a Reno Aces game a year or two ago.

“Sure, we’ll do it”

Turns out my buddy couldn’t hula and got mercilessly boo’d. Ballpark guy came to collect the hoops and said “I’ve never seen that before, you got boo’d!”

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 12, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

A ‘friend’ told you about a ‘buddy’…. suuure.

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by Johnny Disaster on Sep 12, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would hope that I might be better at creative fiction than the above.

Maybe not though.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Sep 13, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now you see what you’ve done!

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by Merope on Sep 12, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s all hopped up on sweet tea. I knew it would become a problem.

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by jhiat00 on Sep 12, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t had any today. :^(

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by TheLetter2 on Sep 12, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now lets be fair

GiantPain was just over his head on this particular issue.

I mean, if the discussion were about how to misinterpret statistical analysis, he would be the last person I would challenge.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 12, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Har har.

Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
He's really good! He's an injury risk! But he's really good! But he'll be expensive! But he's really good! But he's an injury risk!

by GiantPain on Sep 12, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

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