Down with Piracy Thread 2

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Natto, how long did it take you to come up with this title/picture?
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
Piracy is illegal.
And wrong.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
PICKLE LICKERS
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 9, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
Pablo Sandoval is our best defensive IF
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
That cassette looks like Bochy
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I thought the Doobies said it was bootlegging that was killing music, not home taping.
by Duelling Brandos on Aug 9, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
CHRIS MOTHERFUCKING STEWART!
Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.
NEVER PLAY ELI WHITESIDE AGAIN
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
BOOGIE WITH STEW!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 9, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
Especially on those 120 minute Certrons
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
STEWART
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Suggestion
some time before next inning, can someone track down “the book” we have on Garrett Jones and burn it?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
This has been a good thread
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
What did Panda do?
These Pirates announcers suck. All they could say was OMG Pablo Sandoval gloves a ball for the final out. Really paints a descriptive picture…
Anything else is always something better.
CONGRATS
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
17 straight solo shots!
My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!
Giant watching is killing baseball
even though it’s legal.
Congratulations Chris Stewart.
Second half Giants are always better.
STEWIE
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 9, 2011 8:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
ummm what
did that just take place or doth my eyes deceiveth me?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
LOL MOTA
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
Guillermo Mota is my favorite.
Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.
STEWART!!!
Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
PLAY THAT MAN EVERY DAY
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Look at Bummy's face
he’s saying, “what Christmas morning came early?”
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
LOL MOTA
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
should have happened already after the Passed Ball-fest and Error-o-rama
Eli has cost a few games and I’m not talking about his offense
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty happy for Stewart
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
See?
I told you Chris Stewart is a great player! He hit a frickin’ home run!
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
Fucking Torres is swinging for the fences now...
He should BUNT
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Mota's down with the Stew Crew
Play that Mota footage the next time the Giants are losing some frustrating game because that will at least make me smile.
Pirates = Brian

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
You need to find the one where Stewie makes Brian eat out of his diaper and clean his bum.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Getting misty in DFARowands man cave
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I TAPE ALL MY SONGS OFF THE RADIO
My alternative hits of 1996 mix is awesome!
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
Is Alice still around? I liked Sarah and Vinnie.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Their back! Vinnie rejoined last year or something.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Shit. They’re back.
/multi-tasking isn’t always my friend
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
I think so. I actually don’t listen to radio but my cousin always had Alice on in her car in the mornings last year so I think so.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
Hey Harry Walker
maybe it is time to go to your bullpen. Lyles 5 IP 12 Hits 5 ERs
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GIANTS
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 9, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
i remember the last time Stewart got all of one
he flied out to shallow left
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
bye bye babyyy
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
"For Stewart's sake I hope he hits another one. The scrutiny of hitting only one can be unbearable." - Kuip.
by 49er16 on Aug 9, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
WTF wasn’t it like 1-7??
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLASTROS
Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.
We left this side blank so you can help?
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 9, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
WHOA THERE
I went to the kitchen and missed the Stew dinger. Just earlier in the broadcast, Dave said, “Why not tonight?” for his first major league homer. Holy moley.
Can we please find the "book" on Jones and effin' burn it?
our advanced scout should be held accountable
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
that's how we roll
I’m surprised we actually get credit for 1 run when we hit a homerun after watching the game over the weekend and it took three hits with a RISP to actually score the run.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
MadBum got a call!
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
Well they are like 90 games below .500
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm beginning to think this Bumgarner character may be a decent pitcher
The first six innings are overrated.
Of course if Cain and Lincecum are just "good", then this Bumgarner fellow
might be able to achieve mediocrity once he gets to .500 -
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
even Jeff Keppinger is like, "fuck you guys"
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
PABLOL
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 9, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
Bah
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
NOT A GOLD GLOVE
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
I wonder whats it feels like to watch a 7-1 comeback
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Wow fucking terrible Houston
Upton just went deep
Well if he picked one to bobble
Better than the last one
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
LOL ASTROS
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
CALL STRIKES
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
This lead is an embarrassment of riches
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Your circuit's dead
There’s something wrong!
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
ashamed i know
a japanese/korean pop singer who’s stage name is “K”
Never in doubt.
by TimLincecumIsGod on Aug 9, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not starting Karstens tomorrow
I have a feeling the Giants are going to have one of those games where they inexplicably score
Walter White is Heisenberg.
He's gotta keep the ball down
That one pitch was right at the belt, was just asking to be hit out to tie the game
The DBags will not lose another game to the LOLstros.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Aug 9, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
6th Inning
and still no effing HD feed from Dish Network.
Brian Wilson on Sliders: "I do throw them, but I would never eat a burger that small. That's just plain ridiculous."
by TheresTortureInside on Aug 9, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
Gallo
try:
Walnut Creek Marriott
2355 North Main Street
or
Holiday Inn Express
2730 North Main Street
We’ve stayed at the Holiday Inn….annnnnnd… it’s a Holiday Inn… I don’t know what’s what with the Marriott.
I think he’s still dismayed that shanghaijim would so unabashedly, shamelessly (perhaps recklessly) hit on his kid in the previous thread
pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
The homosexual contingent here was all hot and bothered over a picture of Alex. I’m just trying to head off TL2. Alex is just a toy in my mind games.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
Oh please.
He’s a hobbit with thick glasses.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I lol’ed.
Then I reread it and lol’ed again.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
I read none of this. I’ve been busy resting.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Um . . .
no. I think Alex should do it. School starts again next week. Maybe the doctor will give me the requisite drugs.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
in a way, I prefer it perpetually unfinished
it’s just a shame there is not a larger public clamoring
by wcw on Aug 9, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
And thanks, Merope. I’ll search their sites.
BTW, my back to school letter from the principal arrived today. It contained three (3) typos (not to mention many spacing and mechanical errors), including “On Thursday’s, instructional time will end . . . .”
Lucky you. You’ll never get another of these.
And Alex is losing his hair.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
9-7 D-Bags in the 7th *sigh*
Brian Wilson on Sliders: "I do throw them, but I would never eat a burger that small. That's just plain ridiculous."
by TheresTortureInside on Aug 9, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
D'bags vs Lastros
what am I watching here, a celebrity softball game without the celebrities?
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
Justin Upton is technically a celebrity
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
it's like we have our own Cliff Lee
except not quite as good
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
FEEL THE EXCELLENCE!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 9, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
there are certain teams
that, one might say, have a Commitment to it.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
That commercial is weird
One dude way to close to another dude’s waist
Brian Wilson on Sliders: "I do throw them, but I would never eat a burger that small. That's just plain ridiculous."
by TheresTortureInside on Aug 9, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
How about confessing to ejaculating in your co-workers water bottle on 2 separate occasions.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
/backs away slowly
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I would never do that
I’m content stripping naked and running around after hours
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
I found it funnier
that she noticed the taste but didn’t do anything about it the first time.
I'm gonna see what's going on with the Cards
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
A Pablo smash would be welcomed here
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
But, it would have been nice
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
PABLOL
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 9, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
I'm not worried about tomorrow, Giants score runs in the daytime
Bork will go with his brown-eyed team. Fuck lefty/righty matchups
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck Houston
Fucking worthless.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil
fuckin a
Easy wrongs, hard rights.
"Yes, my good man, I’ll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans ... raw." - Charlie Kelly
by Mute with no chute on Aug 9, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF DADDY!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
AUBREY!!!!
Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.
HOLY CRAP AUBREY
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
LOLBREY!!!!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
HuffBOMB!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
HUFF
single homerun LOL
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
z
HUFF
Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.
HUFF!
Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
AUBREY AUBREY AUBREY
Brian Wilson on Sliders: "I do throw them, but I would never eat a burger that small. That's just plain ridiculous."
by TheresTortureInside on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
yay Asstros!
HR Paredes
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I like this Huff
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
No one is ever on base, ever
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
bizarro world
first stewart now huff???
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
18 in a row with no one on!
What’s the record?
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
Franchise record!
19 in a row apparently for the total record
19
Were gonna smash that record
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 9, 2011 8:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
/wipes off dust
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Also,
8-9 D-Bags. Homer for some dude named Jimmy Paredes
Brian Wilson on Sliders: "I do throw them, but I would never eat a burger that small. That's just plain ridiculous."
by TheresTortureInside on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
Could it be?
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Godspeed, Aubrey
Lord knows you’re now guaranteed a spot in the lineup for the rest of the year.
Awesome
Knowing that he’ll never ever get benched no matter how bad he plays makes it a little easier to root for his isolated achievements
The first six innings are overrated.
huff is back y’all
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Keep this up, Aubrey
For the love of Pete, PLEASE KEEP THIS UP!
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 9, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
Instead of Belt and Buster hitting homers, it’s Huff and Stewart
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
/dies a little inside
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
AUBREY











"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
aubrey plaza
is hot
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 9, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
when she is not in that
bored face she looks sexy
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 9, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
what is this? the number of times he’s GIDP? I thought it was alot more.
by Andrew Crispell on Aug 9, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be good if Aubrey went back to being 2010 Aubrey
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
I am in this line
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
if only for 2 months
his $10 million contract would almost be worth it
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I will happily be wrong about you Aubrey Huff
Prove me wrong you son of a bitch.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
He looked good in BP
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Earl Weaver didn't know what he was talking about
3 run homers are overrated. The Giants have proven that hitting four to score three is way more exciting and unpredictable.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
I am shocked that a team with a god awful OBP
Hits tons of solo homers
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
here's my theory
it’s the same rationale on how Cody Ransom homered off of Kershaw. Clayton after the Ransom homer, “what the fuck just happened? He wasn’t suppose to be able to do that” Pitchers becoming bored.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
i know i know
fuck
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 9, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Why does Cody bother taking a bat to the plate with him?
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
So he can fling it into the stands
Brian Wilson on Sliders: "I do throw them, but I would never eat a burger that small. That's just plain ridiculous."
by TheresTortureInside on Aug 9, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
he only does that in Philly
so he can hurt the fans more
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
the only contact he will make
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
All for the fans
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
he should
just walk up to the stands and gently place a bat into a fans lap
by Andrew Crispell on Aug 9, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
His tummy hurts
Brian Wilson on Sliders: "I do throw them, but I would never eat a burger that small. That's just plain ridiculous."
by TheresTortureInside on Aug 9, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Testin his range
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
/throws bat
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
Cody Ross is the league leader in thrown bats this year
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
Cody "Butterfingers" Ross
Brian Wilson on Sliders: "I do throw them, but I would never eat a burger that small. That's just plain ridiculous."
by TheresTortureInside on Aug 9, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Flem
“Ross loses the bat. That’s unusual”
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
He said that about the pitcher bringing him his bat back
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
Krukow said that, after the Flem comment about the bat IIRC
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
pitchers gladly return Cody's bat to him
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLCODY
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
I give as much a fuck about single hr records as I do about bats hitting pitchers
Second half Giants are always better.
And?
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
when does Beltran come back?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Yesterday it was Today
Today it’s Friday
On Friday it will be next Wednesday
Next Wednesday it will be mid-September
Mid-September it will be the playoffs
By the Playoffs it will be next year
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
never
Beltran is done – Boras will put the cuffs on him, too much money at stake. Don’t want to risk validating everything the New York media has already accused him of.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
That's stupid
If he’s out for the rest of the year, no one signs him for more than 1 year because he’s an injury risk
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
"never" was an exaggeration
but make no mistake about it, Boras will make sure Beltran’s success ($$) comes before the slightest hint of risk to Beltran.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
But what I'm saying is
The only way Beltran gets the contract Boras wants is if he’s healthy for us and hits well.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
If he plays sparingly for us and plays marginally well
there is enough of a case to get one of the teams with money to offer him a 4/$60 million contract – you are right, it won’t be the Giants
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Oops – I’m a bad parent. I just made my kid cry by telling her that I was going to move her birthday from Saturday until October, so I could have mine before her in September.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
by can of corn on Aug 9, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
HAHA!!
Tell her that the government cancelled all birthdays because they are too poor.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 9, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
As a consolation prize I offered to let her have it a day early, but that made her mad.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Offer to take her to Disneyland
then drive her to a dilapidated building. Tell her “oh, Disneyland burned down.” If she asks why, tell her “probably because of something you did.”
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ah, the Jack Handy method of parenting.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Bring Belt up to play LF at least
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Ummm
Whoever said to Cody Ross that putting Astro Glide on your bat is good luck is a terrible person.
by Ryan Matthew Riddell on Aug 9, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
Payback joke by Huff
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
/Vic’d
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
But there are so many more worthy choices
Huff, Rowand, Tejada, Cabrera, DeRosa
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Thank you
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
DeRosa?
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s impressive considering Rowand, Torres, Huff, Cabrera, Zito.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Aug 9, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
ugly ass mutton chops
I wonder if he perfumes them like Martin Van Buren.
by wcw on Aug 9, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
NOOOOO YOUR FIP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I've gone down a rabbit hole googling Jewel lyrics
THESE FOOLISH GAMES ARE TEARING ME,
TEARING ME,
THEY’RE TEARING ME APART
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
Doumit. He’s better than Whiteside. He’s better than Stewart. He’s better than Stewside.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Aug 9, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
Get your groundball
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
STFD
NO TRADE VALUE EDITION
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
Pushy funeral director
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
I love MadBum
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
GODDAMN THIS KID IS GOOD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
STFD!
Holy crap MadBum you’re awesome
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
So if Ross is so awful right now, that means when he gets the upswing on his streakiness it’ll be right around September-November right?
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
Gosh that beard on Bummy
He’s got that SF Urban Outdoorsman look down!
Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....
STFFFFFFFFFFD!
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
It's beautiful
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Whenever I get really into something
I think of everything in terms of that thing
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
They can be driven, if only you possess the will.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm that way too
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Blood of the dragon!
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it will take awhile for me to get bored of it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I retain most of my interests at a drop of the hat
Although I’ve neglected Newsies for far too long
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
I have abandoned Jeff Fahey for Iain Glen at this point
I only feel kind of bad about it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I watched so many B-movies for him
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
every third K is orange. Not entirely sure why
Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.
in honor of Wilson's shoes
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
It's you screen color adjustment
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
This was the first thing that occcured to me...
…in High School we were forbidden from posting K signs for this very reason.
Those are Ks with 2 strikes on the batter
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Take me out to the ballgame....
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
/standing
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
So is that it for MadBum?
He probably has some more, but we could just go Romo-Wilson and end the game right now instead of risking it.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
Does anyone else miss Tejada?
I mean other than Tejada.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
who?
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
you misspelled "Royce Clayton"
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Instead of an ice bath. Royce Clayton was leeched after every game
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
damn d backs
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 9, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
With a lefty and a switch hitter batting 2nd and 3rd in the 8th...
I wouldn’t be surprised if Bochy let Bum stay in
Nice
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
sweet
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
Aww man
Now Stewie will end the streak
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
Time for his first ever two-homer game
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I concur
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Or a drag bunt for a hit
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I concur
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT THAT WOULD END THE SREAK!
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL kuip
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
Kuip came on the TV side and repeated his 1 HR joke
It was pretty good.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
“I hope for his sake he hits another one, because if you only hit one, it’ll make a strong man weep.”
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
D'oh!-mit
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
rec
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
VROOOOOM!
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
the yellow ones never stop
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Kruk, he most certainly could’ve stolen it standing up.
by Rhapsody in Teal on Aug 9, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
Off topic stat question
When comparing players, specifically pitchers v hitters, can I utilize WAR? Does a hitter’s WAR value equal a pitcher’s WAR value or are they measuring different values?
WAR
what is it good for?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
You can compare them.
Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.
/stands for MadBum
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
He had a bunch of chances to swing the fucking bat...
He CHOSE to watch two strikes in a row
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
So you would swing at 3--0?
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
No, but on 3-1 and 3-2 I would...
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
The 3-1 pitch appeared to be in a similar location as the gopher ball
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
That AB made a partidularly loud sucking sound
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
Classless move by Cabrera running in a blowout
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
COME AT ME BRO!
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
He'll be drilled next AB
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Cheap Extension For Bumgarner
Do it now before he costs us millions.
by Ryan Matthew Riddell on Aug 9, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
No trade value anyway!
Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.
Might want to wait until he actually hits arbitration
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
GG maddy
You’re the only SF pitcher from the 2010 championship my gf is still willing to name our future kid after. So please stay good.
Not Guillermo?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
i thought it was b/c the kid was a junior…
by Andrew Crispell on Aug 9, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
The Dude
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Not Guillermo?
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
Guillermo? No.
Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.
Pretty sure that’s from the Franchise.
Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
Shift-A
So how amazing has MadBum been?
Most of the time, I'm dumb. I'm just playing smart.
Amazingly amazing
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
#sfgiants Giants’ Aaron Rowand clarifies apparent snub of San Francisco http://bit.ly/nZI0hu
Earth to Baggs: no one gives a shit.
BREAKING
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks like he just tweeted it. Didn’t write it
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
My sense is that Rowand was messing around, joking,
but that he’s also a lightning rod who everyone loves to blame all of the Giants’ problems on, so he has to be more careful when something is put just in writing.
Dude just wanted to talk about Bears handegg
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Who blames all the Giants problems on Rowand?
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL - why is the ump picking up the stray ball
Useless lazy bat boys.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Mota was adorable celebrating Stewart's homer

Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
by mymclife on Aug 9, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 16 recs
Mota – “I did it guys, I Hit a HOMER!!!”
by Andrew Crispell on Aug 9, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Not Guillermo?
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't they have boys to collect those balls?
/she didn’t say that.
It looked like such a good, strong AB…
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Back to the shire
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Mmmmmmmm
mccoveychron McCovey Chronicles
When Cliff Lee was Madison Bumgarner’s age, he was walking four guys per nine innings in A-ball.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Here, have a rec
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
jp_on_rye @mccoveychron When Tim Lincecum was in his age 21 season, he was walking 6.1 per 9 in college.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Self promoter
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
When Roy Halladay was 21, he had a 1.34 K/BB in AAA.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I don’t think you should look up Pedro’s early years.
by wcw on Aug 9, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
when I was 21
it was a very good year
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
when I was 21, it was 2008
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
When I was 21, it was 2011
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
When I was 21 math was done on an abacus.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
When I was 21
Ronald Reagan was president.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!
they drafted Buster Posey right around my 21st birthday
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
When I was 21 I was lucky if I was striking out 8 per 9 in my living room on my roommate’s ps2.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 9, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
"MY ANKLE!!"
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Ser Jaime Lannister
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL KUIP
“Best part of that shot was you really couldn’t see Ray Ratto”
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
More Jaymie
Less Fatto
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Ratto, hiding stuff between his chins
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
“The best part of that shot is that you can’t see ray ratto”
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
OH HAI Jaime
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Hey, you guys!
Huff didn’t suck tonight. So that’s nice.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!
1st and 2nd one out for the stros
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
WTF Dish
this game is still not being broadcast in HD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I hate that
My parent’s have dish, and whenever I’m over there that pisses me off. And no pre and post game in HD ever.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 9, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on Astros
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
HE GAVE UP A HIT
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Present!
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, is that the first baserunner Romo’s allowed in a month?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Loser. DFA him.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
A RIGHTY GOT A HIT OFF ROMO?
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
Frickin' Romo
He’s lost it.
Put Casilla in.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
LOL
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Use him more than once a month and he goes to shit.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
31 in a row O.O
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
Awww perfect game over :(
Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
GOD DAMNIT ASTROS
Swing the bat! Come on El Caballo!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
SERGIO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Hey JD
Now would be a good time to hit one of those homers
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
SERGIO
FINISH HIM
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
Holy hell the Astros announcers are awful
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
STFD BATTER FACING ROMO
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
Full Count
Do it Carlos Lee!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Come on
Bases loaded, someone get a hit on the Stros
I like this chechlosvakian rightfielder the astros dug up
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
Sergio Romo is fucking awesome
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
Flem obviously reads this site.
He talked about Bum’s BB/9 and how good it is for his age earlier, and now he mentions Romo’s ‘perfect game’.
remember that time Flem was in a GDT during a game
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
we seen it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I’m Dave.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
ooh
Tell me about your Ford Focus!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
But is it diamond certified?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
The kids LOVE it!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
HI!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 9, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
McC has been very good to Flem
saved his career
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Bases loaded 2 outs for the Stros
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
SERGIO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
HIT FOR THE CYCLE BOGUSEVIC!
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
Not clutch
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
OH FUCK YOU JERRY MEALS!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Holy crap Bogusevic
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
elaborate, please
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Struck out with the bases loaded
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Hernandez struck out the side after going Wilson on the Stros
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Struck out with the bases loaded
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks guys
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
aw grannies
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
SERGIO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Hair is overrated.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
SURGE!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
SERGIO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I seen a lady wear a jacket and on the back it said "Another cougar for Buster"
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
Goddamn. Romo so good.
SO GOOD.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
These 1800 tequila commercials are absolute crap.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
And NOT the most interesting man in the world
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
He's a made man
Have some respect.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Tough guys drink whisky anyway
Preferably on the rocks
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
What a terrible outing from Romo
He gave up a hit. DFA him.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
LOL
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY
Romo got an entire inning even though he gave up a double.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!
Bochy was too busy eating Twinkies to notice what was going on.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Exactly.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
I think Romo was smiling at McKitchen maybe some trash talkin lol
Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....
Romo's career WHIP stays below 0.9
Seasonal WHIP still below 0.65.
With high-waisted pants.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
JASON GRILLI IS STILL IN THE LEAGUE?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
wasn't he named in the Mitchell report?
or was that Grimsley?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
SO...
next year we pick up Jason Grilli and he’ll be an all-star?
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
for Livan
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
DET vs. CLE game is still going on right now?
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
Wow
That is a miserable use of the 4th pick in the draft.
Livan was ok for a few years
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
actually, wow, he wasn't
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
BUT HE WILL LEAD US TO THE 2000 PENNANT!
I mean he’s a tested winner for Game 7!
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
JUST WAIT UNTIL THE PLAYOFFS
THEN YOULL SEE THE REAL LIVO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Guys, I can't get over how amazing Sergio Romo is.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Only if we keep him to 2 innings per week
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
/Chasm'd
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
You have to write it in your Foghorn Leghorn voice.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Manuel should publish a manual to his quotes.
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
woah
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Congrats
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Panda!
Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
KEEP BEING GOOD HUFF
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
You’re on a roll
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
You're cool.
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
GIDP. He’s due.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
hehehe
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait... Why is Casilla in the pen?
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
In case we get a run
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
HUFF!!!!2010 VERSION!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Huff!
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
Huff!
Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
KEEP BEING GOOD HUFF
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
Triple short of the cycle!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
OMG
Huff not sucking…..what is this???
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!
What's more amazing?
The fact that Jason Grilli is still pitching, or the fact that Livan Hernandez is still pitching?
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
I'm happy for Huff.
Good. Good for good things.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
It is written
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I love how Pablo runs the bases . . .
. . . with his head down, locomotive-like. I’m not sure that he’s fast, but the form is impressive.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
Please be different than when Huff had his 3 homer game.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I was going through tumblr and found this

You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
by ayeyoJERM on Aug 9, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Amazing, good sir
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, Eugenio Velez is 0-19 as a Dodger
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
He's still in baseball?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Remember when he was going to be a cornerstone
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
the stone the builders rejected has become the cornerstone
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well played, jponry
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
No
I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!
Wait, is this THE Jason Grilli?
As in the guy who was traded for Livan Hernandez back in 98?
I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!
Holy moly!
I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!
Pirates new closer
Nate Bump
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 9, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Nathaniel Bumpus.
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
OT
Ben & Jerry’s Fair Goodness’ Sake is yummy.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!
We need to squeeze right here
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Huff has turned his most usual stat (4-3) backwards, going 3-4 tonight! Yay!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Someone needs to tell Nate that he's hitting 5th
and he’s supposed to swing
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
PRODUCTIVE
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
Productive!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
We’ll take it!
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
Nate did get the run in
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
It is known.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
YOUR BROTHER WAS THE LAST DRAGON
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I hate that
It’s like he just wants the stats
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Silly silly save rule
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Maybe Bochy will let Romo pitch another inning
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
LOL ROSS!!!!!
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
LOL PIRATES
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
LOL PIRATES!
Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
LOL
Popup to 3rd Base!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Pop in to very shallow right, dropped, Schierholtz goes home, throw goes home, Doumit tries to throw out Ross going to second, ball goes in to center field, Ross to third
Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.
LOLpirates
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
LOLPIRATES
Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.
LOL PIRATES!
Someone needs to put yakkity sax music over that play
Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.
Good knowledge
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Oh hi Pirates
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
LOL PIRATES - BUSH LEAGUE BASEBALL
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
RF would catch that in Little League
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Man, I wish I could see what was happening
I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!
Popup down the RF line,
2B couldn’t reach it, Nate was running the whole way, scored from first
Cody went to 2B on the throw home, C threw into Center
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
I'm not going to LOL Pirates because that's exactly what the Giants have looked like lately
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
The last couple of weeks has seemed like 19 years
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Sort of OT
I love that the Dodgers twitters seem to have a new nickname for Velez. They call him Eugenio-for-[whatever his current streak is]
Right now he’s Eugenio-for-19
https://twitter.com/#!/search/eugenio-for-
wtf

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Holy crap
Who is that child molester/murderer?
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Did they grab him off the streets in the tenderloin?
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
ex=Dodger douche
"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson
"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
From Bucs Dugout

My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!
by josematan on Aug 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Always love this gif.
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
In play: Run(z)!
Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.
I LIKE RUNS
RUNS ARE FUN
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
Saves these runs for tomorrow damn it
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
This is true, its gonna happen

You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
Wait
don’t waste a week’s worth of runs in one game!
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!
YAY RUNS!
Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
Matt Cain is not amused
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
YOU'LL HAVE ICE CREAM AND YOU'LL LIKE IT!
My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!
THERE IS A PITCHER NAMES DANIEL MCCUTCHEN
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
I wonder if he's related to the CF...?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
If you spread these runs out to some of the other MadBum starts...
he woudl have a 11-6 record right now
They beat us 5-0
we’re gonna pay them back.
Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
Jim did you make use of the commercial break?
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Nasty shit!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
blownsaveblownsaveblownsaveblownsaveblownsaveblownsaveblownsave
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Feels like forever since we put up a crooked number in an inning
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
As much as I love them...
I would not party with Posey and Cain.
Both of those guys are the 1 beer and home to the family by 9pm types
Same with MadBum
Timmy, on the other hand…
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
bring Huff as well and it’ll be crazy
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
didn't you see MadBum's wedding pictures?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
That just means more leftovers for you
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
COME ON AGENT MATT
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
Lets go Agent Downs
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
LOL these Astros announcers are like two fans watching on their couch
Horrid
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Isn't that what we are?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
All Game of Thrones references, all the time!
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I do not know what this means but I do not like it.
by wcw on Aug 9, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rude
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
hating on flawless handmaidens who know things
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Are you announcing a game for a MLB team right now?
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Indirectly
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Well I'm criticizing those doin it directly
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Sounds like Fitz
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 9, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh Matt
And Ugh ump
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
Sounds like a good time
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
COME ON ALTUVE
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
He fell down?
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Strike this leprechaun out!
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
that strike 2 call was awful
Never in doubt.
by TimLincecumIsGod on Aug 9, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
LOL UMP IN BOTH GAMES
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
Dont't walk batters
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
Well shit
And the Dbacks announcers can DIAF.
What the fuck
The Arizona announcers are fucking terrible. I have no idea what just happened.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
All I heard was
OMGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DBAGS WINNNNNNNNZZZZZZZZzz
Ugh
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
Are you fucking kidding me with that div
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
The Matt Downs AB

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
This inning is interminable
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Me too. And when it’s done, I still gotta recap it (although that’s 90% done – just have to finish and proof it).
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
He's not even trying to hit it fair
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Keppinger should've thrown the ball right into his dome-it
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Not vile though
right?
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
This.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Yergh
Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
OT:
The Olympics might move to ESPN. Dammit. I don’t particularly like Bob Costas but I do like the idea of the Olympics being open to any viewer in the U.S. regardless of access to cable.
Most of the time, I'm dumb. I'm just playing smart.
And Brett Favre might come out of retirement
again
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
If they show events as they happen, that would be fine with me.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
ESPN and ABC both owned by Disney
I’d expect some ABC coverage.
The absolute nadir was having the Winter Olympics time-delayed for the west coast … from Vancouver.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ok, warmup Wilson now
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
THROW STRIKES ASSHOLE
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
The 2 errors by Panda
are easily eclipsed by his run saving snag earlier in the game.
CAN WE PLEASE END IT
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
END THIS
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
HOLY GODDAMN CRAP
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
z
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
y
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Throw a fastball down the middle
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
FINISH HIM
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
This inning would have gone the same if Wilson pitched it.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!
by Tortured on Aug 9, 2011 10:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You know it’s a damn good thing I’m not a Yankees or Red Sox fan …I couldn’t deal with 4 hour games every freaking night.
This game is only running on 3 hours...
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
This sucks
not really Casilla’s fault, tho, he got the ground ball.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!
GODDAMN SANTIAGO
Just end this shit
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
Eli doesnt get that
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
i love this show
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
haha
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS IS A LONG HAM
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
by jctGamer on Aug 9, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
great now that’s how I’m going to see it as
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Her enunciation
makes her so much hotter. I’m really looking forward to moving to Atlanta after my first divorce.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
STFD!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
IT'S OVER!
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
THROW EFFING STRIKES
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
WINN
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
Kick it good!
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda salutes this win

Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
by mymclife on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
WIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
WE WIN!
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I'm tired of my normal Mickey Mouse gif
So have this!

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 10:07 PM PDT reply actions
/averts eyes v : v : v
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Good Game Huff

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
It's been too long

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
by jctGamer on Aug 9, 2011 10:07 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
/spins on heel and falls to ground . . .
“You got me, Pew.”
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
yay

It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2011 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
Wish netflix had Stardust on instant, boo
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 9, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy...
That’s a howl.
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 9, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
lol
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s shy!
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
you seem to have a mighty fine collection of Amy (Karen) dancing pics there Natto
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 9, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
LAUGHER

Follow me on Twitter @MTLJosh
by Montreal Giants Fan on Aug 9, 2011 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
OMG

It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2011 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
Bumgarner up to an 8.3 K/9
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Boioioioioing
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Really happy for stewart
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
I'd rather have him be gnarly
He’s better when he eats more double doubles.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!
ohmygoodness i feel for the bear, but it’s so cute. i want to cuddle
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
xxx

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Six runs is the new five runs.

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 9, 2011 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
BONUS PEW PEW GIRL

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 9, 2011 10:15 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
when she makes those fists
it gets entirely inappropriate. or awesome if youd rather see it that way
Walter White is Heisenberg.
blows kisscougar claws*half blowkiss*half cougar*titty grab*double HJ*cough*burp
= keeper
by ParisRoxanne on Aug 9, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Did she dribble or drool?
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I seriously thought ...
…that the score was 0-0 in the 9th with Mota on the mound due to Dish Network carrying the game in SD rather than HD.
I had to get up close to the TV to study this “6” character in the Giants R column, like it was a new species of animal.
That species, my friends, I shall forever call “Stewhuff Gritteus”
I was actually wondering about that...
Are Dish and Comcast having another dispute or are they just having technical difficulties?
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 9, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
dish is so bad
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
South Dakota?
He is the world's most annoying rooster.
by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
xx

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
/waiting for boof
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
Grant?
It's the logo for my favorite band!
by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2011 10:29 PM PDT reply actions
He hasn't had to write a wrap for a win in a while, cut him some slack.
He threw out all those “Giants blow out opponent, minor leaguer hits first ML home run” templates a while back
Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.
Things to do while waiting for Grant

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw
or this

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
you know
that could be either Tim Lincecum and Brian Wilson, or Justin Long and Ryan Reynolds
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 9, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
awww babies
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
LOLGrant
mccoveychron McCovey Chronicles
It was me, Flem! It was meeeeee!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 9, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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