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Piracy is illegal.

And wrong.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

PICKLE LICKERS

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 9, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Pablo Sandoval is our best defensive IF

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

That cassette looks like Bochy

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought the Doobies said it was bootlegging that was killing music, not home taping.

by Duelling Brandos on Aug 9, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STEWART

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 9, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

CHRIS MOTHERFUCKING STEWART!

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.

by TGOH on Aug 9, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

WARNING TRACK POWER!

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

NEVER PLAY ELI WHITESIDE AGAIN

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOGIE WITH STEW!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 9, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Especially on those 120 minute Certrons

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Aug 9, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS THREAD HAS RUNS

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 9, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STEWART

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by Hyoton on Aug 9, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Suggestion

some time before next inning, can someone track down “the book” we have on Garrett Jones and burn it?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

STEWART!!!!

2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants. Wait, what? F YEAH, SHUT UP!

by pwoper on Aug 9, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

This has been a good thread

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Metallica

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

What did Panda do?

These Pirates announcers suck. All they could say was OMG Pablo Sandoval gloves a ball for the final out. Really paints a descriptive picture…

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 9, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Diving stop on a tough bounce, sprung up (kind of like a prominent kung fu artist) and fired one to first for the out

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you!

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 9, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

CONGRATS

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

17 straight solo shots!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Aug 9, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant watching is killing baseball

even though it’s legal.

Congratulations Chris Stewart.

Second half Giants are always better.

by hilarie on Aug 9, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

STEWIE

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 9, 2011 8:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL MOTA

2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants. Wait, what? F YEAH, SHUT UP!

by pwoper on Aug 9, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

ummm what

did that just take place or doth my eyes deceiveth me?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MOTA

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillermo Mota is my favorite.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 9, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

STEWART!!!

Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 9, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HAPPY MOTA

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 9, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

PLAY THAT MAN EVERY DAY

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Look at Bummy's face

he’s saying, “what Christmas morning came early?”

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

two runs!

Matt Cain is jealous

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MOTA

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

should have happened already after the Passed Ball-fest and Error-o-rama

Eli has cost a few games and I’m not talking about his offense

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWW MOTA ♥

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty happy for Stewart

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

See?

I told you Chris Stewart is a great player! He hit a frickin’ home run!

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 9, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Torres is swinging for the fences now...

He should BUNT

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota's down with the Stew Crew

Play that Mota footage the next time the Giants are losing some frustrating game because that will at least make me smile.

by Seasick fish on Aug 9, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Pirates = Brian

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-0

A vicious beating over five innings

by Seasick fish on Aug 9, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need to find the one where Stewie makes Brian eat out of his diaper and clean his bum.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 9, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota = most unexpectedly likable Giant since Brad Penny

by kingofthacove on Aug 9, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Getting misty in DFARowands man cave

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

quick, drink some alcohol

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I TAPE ALL MY SONGS OFF THE RADIO

My alternative hits of 1996 mix is awesome!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

My Z95.7 mix is tight.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alice!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Alice still around? I liked Sarah and Vinnie.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their back! Vinnie rejoined last year or something.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 9, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit. They’re back.

/multi-tasking isn’t always my friend

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 9, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so. I actually don’t listen to radio but my cousin always had Alice on in her car in the mornings last year so I think so.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one I sometimes listen to is KFOG, but my favorite is the big band station KCEA which I listen to via streaming.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Harry Walker

maybe it is time to go to your bullpen. Lyles 5 IP 12 Hits 5 ERs

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh dammit

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

All Extra Base Hits. Power Offense.

by snowydread on Aug 9, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 9, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

He really did get all of that one

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

i remember the last time Stewart got all of one

he flied out to shallow left

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

bye bye babyyy

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF wasn’t it like 1-7??

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Houston apparently isn’t all that good

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but the Astros.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 9, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLASTROS

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 9, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOA THERE

I went to the kitchen and missed the Stew dinger. Just earlier in the broadcast, Dave said, “Why not tonight?” for his first major league homer. Holy moley.

by urea on Aug 9, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

First inning

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we please find the "book" on Jones and effin' burn it?

our advanced scout should be held accountable

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's how we roll

I’m surprised we actually get credit for 1 run when we hit a homerun after watching the game over the weekend and it took three hits with a RISP to actually score the run.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

MadBum got a call!

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Houston. Are you fucking kidding?!?

by Rhapsody in Teal on Aug 9, 2011 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Well they are like 90 games below .500

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2011 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Well he’s no Gallardo yet

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 9, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course if Cain and Lincecum are just "good", then this Bumgarner fellow

might be able to achieve mediocrity once he gets to .500 -

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stewart needs to break Whitesides legs

by ACgiant97 on Aug 9, 2011 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

even Jeff Keppinger is like, "fuck you guys"

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLOL

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 9, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 9, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

There goes the Gold Glove.

by Duelling Brandos on Aug 9, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

eeeeeez bobbleglove nigh

by Hyoton on Aug 9, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Aww shoot

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT A GOLD GLOVE

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder whats it feels like to watch a 7-1 comeback

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Well if he picked one to bobble

Better than the last one

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ASTROS

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLASTROS

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 9, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

CALL STRIKES

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you Astros!

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 9, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit ass-tros!

1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!

by Docter419 on Aug 9, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

This lead is an embarrassment of riches

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Who is the young dude, don’t get the reference. Agent k I get.

1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!

by Docter419 on Aug 9, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

ashamed i know

a japanese/korean pop singer who’s stage name is “K”

Never in doubt.

by TimLincecumIsGod on Aug 9, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Donovan McNabb.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not starting Karstens tomorrow

I have a feeling the Giants are going to have one of those games where they inexplicably score

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Aug 9, 2011 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

He's gotta keep the ball down

That one pitch was right at the belt, was just asking to be hit out to tie the game

by TortureOpp on Aug 9, 2011 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m glad Farmer McDonald has been exposed for who he is

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 9, 2011 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

The DBags will not lose another game to the LOLstros.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Aug 9, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

6th Inning

and still no effing HD feed from Dish Network.

Brian Wilson on Sliders: "I do throw them, but I would never eat a burger that small. That's just plain ridiculous."

by TheresTortureInside on Aug 9, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL
SInow Sports Illustrated
From NFL to MLB…Hot or Not: #SFGiants Chris Stewart hitting his 1st major league home run tonight.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 9, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 9, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

He is good.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 9, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Gallo

try:
Walnut Creek Marriott
2355 North Main Street
or
Holiday Inn Express
2730 North Main Street

We’ve stayed at the Holiday Inn….annnnnnd… it’s a Holiday Inn… I don’t know what’s what with the Marriott.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 9, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he’s still dismayed that shanghaijim would so unabashedly, shamelessly (perhaps recklessly) hit on his kid in the previous thread

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 9, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should have seen us the other day!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i missed out

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 9, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The homosexual contingent here was all hot and bothered over a picture of Alex. I’m just trying to head off TL2. Alex is just a toy in my mind games.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh please.

He’s a hobbit with thick glasses.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol’ed.

Then I reread it and lol’ed again.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 9, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read none of this. I’ve been busy resting.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you ever finish the Rudy story?

by wcw on Aug 9, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um . . .

no. I think Alex should do it. School starts again next week. Maybe the doctor will give me the requisite drugs.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

in a way, I prefer it perpetually unfinished

it’s just a shame there is not a larger public clamoring

by wcw on Aug 9, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

And thanks, Merope. I’ll search their sites.

BTW, my back to school letter from the principal arrived today. It contained three (3) typos (not to mention many spacing and mechanical errors), including “On Thursday’s, instructional time will end . . . .”

Lucky you. You’ll never get another of these.

And Alex is losing his hair.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Alex is losing his hair.

Ooh, high testosterone.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like I’ve been gone a while

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 9, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not getting another paycheck either though.
I miss the kids, not the crap.
Well I also miss being able to walk through the spare bedroom without tripping over boxes…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 9, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

9-7 D-Bags in the 7th *sigh*

Brian Wilson on Sliders: "I do throw them, but I would never eat a burger that small. That's just plain ridiculous."

by TheresTortureInside on Aug 9, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

D'bags vs Lastros

what am I watching here, a celebrity softball game without the celebrities?

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Justin Upton is technically a celebrity

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 IP, 4H, 0BB, 8K

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

40% K rate?

Third starter at best.

by wcw on Aug 9, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's like we have our own Cliff Lee

except not quite as good

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

FEEL THE EXCELLENCE!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 9, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

there are certain teams

that, one might say, have a Commitment to it.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That commercial is weird

One dude way to close to another dude’s waist

Brian Wilson on Sliders: "I do throw them, but I would never eat a burger that small. That's just plain ridiculous."

by TheresTortureInside on Aug 9, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about confessing to ejaculating in your co-workers water bottle on 2 separate occasions.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

/backs away slowly

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would never do that

I’m content stripping naked and running around after hours

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found it funnier

that she noticed the taste but didn’t do anything about it the first time.

by boonitez on Aug 9, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna see what's going on with the Cards

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 9, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 9, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, it would have been nice

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

PABLOL

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 9, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not worried about tomorrow, Giants score runs in the daytime

Bork will go with his brown-eyed team. Fuck lefty/righty matchups

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PANDA

Started walking back to the dugout before the pitch was thrown.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 9, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Houston

Fucking worthless.

Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, future CF for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
"And besides, if I wanted to participate in a mindless patriotic ritual where my voice isn’t really heard, I would vote." - Chris Marcil

by marcello on Aug 9, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

fuckin a

Easy wrongs, hard rights.
"Yes, my good man, I’ll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans ... raw." - Charlie Kelly

by Mute with no chute on Aug 9, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF DADDY!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

AUBREY!!!!

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.

by TGOH on Aug 9, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY CRAP AUBREY

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HUFF

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLBREY!!!!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HuffBOMB!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF

single homerun LOL

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

z

HUFF

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!

Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!!!!

2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants. Wait, what? F YEAH, SHUT UP!

by pwoper on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF DADDY!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

AUBREY AUBREY AUBREY

Brian Wilson on Sliders: "I do throw them, but I would never eat a burger that small. That's just plain ridiculous."

by TheresTortureInside on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

yay Asstros!

HR Paredes

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this Huff

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

KEEP BELT IN THE MINORS FOREVER

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!!!!!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

THREE MOTHERFUCKING RUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff is rising!

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

No one is ever on base, ever

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

bizarro world

first stewart now huff???

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Stewart inspired Huff

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LIKE THE WAY HE’S SWINGING THE BAT

by itlynstalyn on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

18 in a row with no one on!

What’s the record?

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Franchise record!

19 in a row apparently for the total record

by Hyoton on Aug 9, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

19

Were gonna smash that record

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 9, 2011 8:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

/wipes off dust

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sweaty fingers, looks for boobytraps

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also,

8-9 D-Bags. Homer for some dude named Jimmy Paredes

Brian Wilson on Sliders: "I do throw them, but I would never eat a burger that small. That's just plain ridiculous."

by TheresTortureInside on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

3 runs

Blow out!

1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!

by Docter419 on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Could it be?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Godspeed, Aubrey

Lord knows you’re now guaranteed a spot in the lineup for the rest of the year.

by boonitez on Aug 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome

Knowing that he’ll never ever get benched no matter how bad he plays makes it a little easier to root for his isolated achievements

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 9, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

huff is back y’all

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

WAIT WTF

I just went to the kitchen again, and Aubrey — that … /dies

by urea on Aug 9, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Let me give you my mother’s recipe for braised oxtail in peanut sauce with eggplant

It’s complex and requires constant attention

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

back to the kitchen you go….

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 9, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep this up, Aubrey

For the love of Pete, PLEASE KEEP THIS UP!

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 9, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Instead of Belt and Buster hitting homers, it’s Huff and Stewart

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 9, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

/dies a little inside

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

AUBREY



"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 9, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

aubrey plaza

is hot

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 9, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is something about her

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 9, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

when she is not in that

bored face she looks sexy

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 9, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re so rare that I forget about this in between homers

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is this? the number of times he’s GIDP? I thought it was alot more.

by Andrew Crispell on Aug 9, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be good if Aubrey went back to being 2010 Aubrey

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I just want the 2010 Giants back.

by dhp318 on Aug 9, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am in this line

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

if only for 2 months

his $10 million contract would almost be worth it

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will happily be wrong about you Aubrey Huff

Prove me wrong you son of a bitch.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff?????

WHAT IS THIS OFFENSIVE EXPLOSION?!?!?!?

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Aug 9, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

He looked good in BP

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Earl Weaver didn't know what he was talking about

3 run homers are overrated. The Giants have proven that hitting four to score three is way more exciting and unpredictable.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I am shocked that a team with a god awful OBP

Hits tons of solo homers

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Science!

1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!

by Docter419 on Aug 9, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

here's my theory

it’s the same rationale on how Cody Ransom homered off of Kershaw. Clayton after the Ransom homer, “what the fuck just happened? He wasn’t suppose to be able to do that” Pitchers becoming bored.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUFF and ROWNADS

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 9, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Form of... SOLO SHOT!

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

SL?

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Aug 9, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know i know
fuck

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 9, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

I actually don’t give a shit but others do

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Aug 9, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he can fling it into the stands

Brian Wilson on Sliders: "I do throw them, but I would never eat a burger that small. That's just plain ridiculous."

by TheresTortureInside on Aug 9, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

he only does that in Philly

so he can hurt the fans more

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only contact he will make

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

All for the fans

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He likes to give souvenirs to the crowd.

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 9, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

he should

 just walk up to the stands and gently place a bat into a fans lap

by Andrew Crispell on Aug 9, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

/anti-jinx

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody can’t recognize breaking balls for shit.

by boonitez on Aug 9, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Where is Tejada, anyway?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

His tummy hurts

Brian Wilson on Sliders: "I do throw them, but I would never eat a burger that small. That's just plain ridiculous."

by TheresTortureInside on Aug 9, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Testin his range

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey Lamar Huff

by dhp318 on Aug 9, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

/throws bat

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody Ross is the league leader in thrown bats this year

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody "Butterfingers" Ross

Brian Wilson on Sliders: "I do throw them, but I would never eat a burger that small. That's just plain ridiculous."

by TheresTortureInside on Aug 9, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Flem

“Ross loses the bat. That’s unusual”

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

He said that about the pitcher bringing him his bat back

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Krukow said that, after the Flem comment about the bat IIRC

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funnier the other way.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Aug 9, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitcher also checked to see if Ross broke the bat. What a guy.

by maysian on Aug 9, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta tip your cap

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

pitchers gladly return Cody's bat to him

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLCODY

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

And?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 9, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

when does Beltran come back?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Yesterday it was Today

Today it’s Friday
On Friday it will be next Wednesday
Next Wednesday it will be mid-September
Mid-September it will be the playoffs
By the Playoffs it will be next year

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

gatta have my bowl

by O R They? on Aug 9, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

By next year it’ll be he just signed with Boston

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

never

Beltran is done – Boras will put the cuffs on him, too much money at stake. Don’t want to risk validating everything the New York media has already accused him of.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's stupid

If he’s out for the rest of the year, no one signs him for more than 1 year because he’s an injury risk

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

"never" was an exaggeration

but make no mistake about it, Boras will make sure Beltran’s success ($$) comes before the slightest hint of risk to Beltran.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what I'm saying is

The only way Beltran gets the contract Boras wants is if he’s healthy for us and hits well.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he plays sparingly for us and plays marginally well

there is enough of a case to get one of the teams with money to offer him a 4/$60 million contract – you are right, it won’t be the Giants

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck AZ

Second half Giants are always better.

by hilarie on Aug 9, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA!!

Tell her that the government cancelled all birthdays because they are too poor.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 9, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

You’re not a bad parent. You’re a smart parent!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 9, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a consolation prize I offered to let her have it a day early, but that made her mad.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 9, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

She sounds like a good kid.

by wcw on Aug 9, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should have offered ice cream while giving her that consolation prize.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 9, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Or we could give it to Kyle. It’s really all he has.”

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Offer to take her to Disneyland

then drive her to a dilapidated building. Tell her “oh, Disneyland burned down.” If she asks why, tell her “probably because of something you did.”

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ah, the Jack Handy method of parenting.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 9, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

best dad ever

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring Belt up to play LF at least

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

NEVER

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Aug 9, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the additional pisser about Ross’s and Rowand’s big contracts. If they were small, Belt would be a considered alternative.

by Lunkus on Aug 9, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

can nate play CF?

Never in doubt.

by TimLincecumIsGod on Aug 9, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummm

Whoever said to Cody Ross that putting Astro Glide on your bat is good luck is a terrible person.

by Ryan Matthew Riddell on Aug 9, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Payback joke by Huff

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That reminds me to get a new bottle.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Vic’d

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

But there are so many more worthy choices

Huff, Rowand, Tejada, Cabrera, DeRosa

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s impressive considering Rowand, Torres, Huff, Cabrera, Zito.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Aug 9, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

awfully sweet

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Aug 9, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Them’s muttonchops.

by maysian on Aug 9, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugly ass mutton chops

I wonder if he perfumes them like Martin Van Buren.

by wcw on Aug 9, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mohawk them. Cutting edge.

by maysian on Aug 9, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOO YOUR FIP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

His K/BB is now right at four. Wow.

by Ursa Major on Aug 9, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've gone down a rabbit hole googling Jewel lyrics

THESE FOOLISH GAMES ARE TEARING ME,
TEARING ME,
THEY’RE TEARING ME APART

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon Astros!

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 9, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Doumit. He’s better than Whiteside. He’s better than Stewart. He’s better than Stewside.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Aug 9, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s also better than white warts.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Aug 9, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

NO TRADE VALUE EDITION

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

BumKKKKKKKKKarner

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

GBfHMB

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I like good madison

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Pushy funeral director

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I love MadBum

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

GODDAMN THIS KID IS GOOD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Holy crap MadBum you’re awesome

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

So if Ross is so awful right now, that means when he gets the upswing on his streakiness it’ll be right around September-November right?

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

November 1

vs BOS

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD! x10

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Gosh that beard on Bummy

He’s got that SF Urban Outdoorsman look down!

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 9, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

needs to speak louder with no one caring

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do y’all think he drive a mud covered pickup to AT&T?

by Lunkus on Aug 9, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFFFFFFFFFFD!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

BumKKKKKKKKKKarner

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Whenever I get really into something

I think of everything in terms of that thing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can be driven, if only you possess the will.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm that way too

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant is going to burn everyone!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blood of the dragon!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

of course i’m just permanently into ASOIAF

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 9, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it will take awhile for me to get bored of it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I retain most of my interests at a drop of the hat

Although I’ve neglected Newsies for far too long

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have abandoned Jeff Fahey for Iain Glen at this point

I only feel kind of bad about it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

GASP

Lapenis?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched so many B-movies for him

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are some of the Ks orange

I know I should know but I dont

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Aug 9, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

in honor of Wilson's shoes

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

counting thing. So people can count easier.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's you screen color adjustment

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just for Giants flare

Also makes it easier for me to count how many Ks with a quick glance

by djfivenine on Aug 9, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are Ks with 2 strikes on the batter

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is so good.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 9, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet play, Huff! ’Atta boy!

by Rhapsody in Teal on Aug 9, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Take me out to the ballgame....

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 9, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

/standing

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

So is that it for MadBum?

He probably has some more, but we could just go Romo-Wilson and end the game right now instead of risking it.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone else miss Tejada?

I mean other than Tejada.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

who?

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Aurilia from ten years ago.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Aug 9, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss 2001 Richie

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

you misspelled "Royce Clayton"

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roose Bolton

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Instead of an ice bath. Royce Clayton was leeched after every game

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn d backs

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 9, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

We’ll find out in a sec when his spot in the order comes up

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

SLAP!

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

slapper

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Aug 9, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

sweet

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Aww man

Now Stewie will end the streak

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for his first ever two-homer game

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I concur

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or a drag bunt for a hit

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I concur

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT THAT WOULD END THE SREAK!

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL kuip

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip came on the TV side and repeated his 1 HR joke

It was pretty good.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 9, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

“I hope for his sake he hits another one, because if you only hit one, it’ll make a strong man weep.”

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 9, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

D'oh!-mit

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

rec

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

VROOOOOM!

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

the yellow ones never stop

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk, he most certainly could’ve stolen it standing up.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Aug 9, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Off topic stat question

When comparing players, specifically pitchers v hitters, can I utilize WAR? Does a hitter’s WAR value equal a pitcher’s WAR value or are they measuring different values?

by slcgiant on Aug 9, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

WAR

what is it good for?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does the AARP know O Cab is running like that?

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 9, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Aww

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

/stands for MadBum

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

He had a bunch of chances to swing the fucking bat...

He CHOSE to watch two strikes in a row

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

So you would swing at 3--0?

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 9, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

w/ RISP after just hitting my first ML HR? Yeah I would.

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but on 3-1 and 3-2 I would...

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 3-1 pitch appeared to be in a similar location as the gopher ball

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That AB made a partidularly loud sucking sound

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Good going Madison

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 9, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Classless move by Cabrera running in a blowout

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Things gonna start hoppin’!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME AT ME BRO!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was all a trick to get Victorino suspended.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll be drilled next AB

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The personable Mike Fontenot

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Might want to wait until he actually hits arbitration

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

GG maddy

You’re the only SF pitcher from the 2010 championship my gf is still willing to name our future kid after. So please stay good.

by djfivenine on Aug 9, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

high standards

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Guillermo?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sergio!

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bumgarner?

Everyone names their kid Madison now

by TortureOpp on Aug 9, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOVE maddy. I forgive those 2 bad 1st inning games. he’ll always be my guy!

by karolyn on Aug 9, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought it was b/c the kid was a junior…

by Andrew Crispell on Aug 9, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Guillermo?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Dude

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Not Guillermo?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Not Guillermo?

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Not GuillereRomo?

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Aug 9, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillermo? No.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 9, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

affeldt’s a douche!

by karolyn on Aug 9, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

my 2 favorite Mota moments: affeldt’s a douche! from the show, and tonight after Stewart’s HR!

by karolyn on Aug 9, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure that’s from the Franchise.

Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 9, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I haven’t seen that episode yet.

Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | McImage Directory | Confused? Check the McWiki

by Natto on Aug 9, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t worry, I didn’t blow anything. but its AMAZING. you will laugh. :D

by karolyn on Aug 9, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Hobbit

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 9, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A

So how amazing has MadBum been?

Most of the time, I'm dumb. I'm just playing smart.

by seaborn on Aug 9, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Amazingly amazing

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

like this

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
#sfgiants Giants’ Aaron Rowand clarifies apparent snub of San Francisco http://bit.ly/nZI0hu

Earth to Baggs: no one gives a shit.

by itlynstalyn on Aug 9, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

How dare he report something

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

About Rowand, yes, how dare he.

by itlynstalyn on Aug 9, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like he just tweeted it. Didn’t write it

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right, it was Steward

by itlynstalyn on Aug 9, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

My sense is that Rowand was messing around, joking,

but that he’s also a lightning rod who everyone loves to blame all of the Giants’ problems on, so he has to be more careful when something is put just in writing.

by TortureOpp on Aug 9, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who blames all the Giants problems on Rowand?

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ignored it. Those kinds of transcripts can never be taken at face value, but I didn’t care for Rowand enough to defend him.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL - why is the ump picking up the stray ball

Useless lazy bat boys.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 9, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota – “I did it guys, I Hit a HOMER!!!”

by Andrew Crispell on Aug 9, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like “our best defensive catcher hit a homer, maybe he’ll get to play more.”

by maysian on Aug 9, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

recd

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 9, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that is… I love this.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 9, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Guillermo?

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

awww

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Parents wouldn’t let them come on Dead Head night

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww poop.

z

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

It looked like such a good, strong AB…

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 9, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Fonteblow
AMIRITE?

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 9, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Back to the shire

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Here, have a rec

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

jp_on_rye @mccoveychron When Tim Lincecum was in his age 21 season, he was walking 6.1 per 9 in college.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Self promoter

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Roy Halladay was 21, he had a 1.34 K/BB in AAA.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think you should look up Pedro’s early years.

by wcw on Aug 9, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was 21 I was getting drunk of my ass every night

by ACgiant97 on Aug 9, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

when I was 21

it was a very good year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

when I was 21

It was 1997

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently the Giants did something that year

I didn’t pay attention :(

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yankee dog you die

by wcw on Aug 9, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

when I was 21, it was 2008

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was 21, it was 2011

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was 21 math was done on an abacus.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was 21

Ronald Reagan was president.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 9, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

they drafted Buster Posey right around my 21st birthday

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was your present?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like to think of him that way.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was 21 I was lucky if I was striking out 8 per 9 in my living room on my roommate’s ps2.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 9, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best news all week.

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 9, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ack Shawn Estes

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

"MY ANKLE!!"

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same

My first love

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL KUIP

“Best part of that shot was you really couldn’t see Ray Ratto”

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

“The best thing of this shot is that you couldn’t really see Ray Ratto.”

Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | McImage Directory | Confused? Check the McWiki

by Natto on Aug 9, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

More Jaymie

Less Fatto

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RATTO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi Jaime!

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 9, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Ratto, with the all-time double chin

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 9, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Ratto, hiding stuff between his chins

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

“The best part of that shot is that you can’t see ray ratto”

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

OH HAI Jaime

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

All the men in this Lefty O’Doul commercial set off my ’dar

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

First and second with no outs.

C’mon Astros.

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 9, 2011 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, you guys!

Huff didn’t suck tonight. So that’s nice.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 9, 2011 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

1st and 2nd one out for the stros

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF Dish

this game is still not being broadcast in HD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate that

My parent’s have dish, and whenever I’m over there that pisses me off. And no pre and post game in HD ever.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 9, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Usually it takes like 3 innings… this is ridiculous.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Astros

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Never sung the anthem before??

SURF HIPPIE COMMUNIST

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Yo!

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE GAVE UP A HIT

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Present!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, is that the first baserunner Romo’s allowed in a month?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Loser. DFA him.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 9, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

A RIGHTY GOT A HIT OFF ROMO?

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

PERFECT GAME OVER

by Hyoton on Aug 9, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

aw geez

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 9, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Perfect game over :(

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMO!

WTF, dude?

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 9, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

oooooo

Romo giving up a hit? No bueno

by AwkwardBoner on Aug 9, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Frickin' Romo

He’s lost it.

Put Casilla in.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Use him more than once a month and he goes to shit.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA Romo….again

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 9, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

31 in a row O.O

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Awww perfect game over :(

Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 9, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMNIT ASTROS

Swing the bat! Come on El Caballo!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey JD

Now would be a good time to hit one of those homers

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO

FINISH HIM

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

McKitchen is pretty bad ass so i don’t mind

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 9, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

dude

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

tee-hee

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

No more than Smith somewhere in Eastern Europe.

by maysian on Aug 9, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy hell the Astros announcers are awful

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Douche

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, Romo has a crazy WHIP.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 9, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD BATTER FACING ROMO

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Full Count

Do it Carlos Lee!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on

Bases loaded, someone get a hit on the Stros

by itlynstalyn on Aug 9, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this chechlosvakian rightfielder the astros dug up

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Sergio Romo is fucking awesome

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

sit

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 9, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Flem obviously reads this site.

He talked about Bum’s BB/9 and how good it is for his age earlier, and now he mentions Romo’s ‘perfect game’.

by fishmicmuffin on Aug 9, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

remember that time Flem was in a GDT during a game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

we seen it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m Dave.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 9, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh

Tell me about your Ford Focus!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

But is it diamond certified?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The kids LOVE it!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi Dave!

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 9, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI DAVE!!!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 9, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

McC has been very good to Flem

saved his career

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bases loaded 2 outs for the Stros

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

HIT FOR THE CYCLE BOGUSEVIC!

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Not clutch

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang

Romo’s striking out people with fastballs. Let it soak in.

by slapsy on Aug 9, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FUCK YOU JERRY MEALS!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap Bogusevic

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

elaborate, please

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Struck out with the bases loaded

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hernandez struck out the side after going Wilson on the Stros

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 9, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

called out on a dubious call

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Struck out with the bases loaded

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks guys

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

aw grannies

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Hair is overrated.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

SURGE!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I seen a lady wear a jacket and on the back it said "Another cougar for Buster"

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 9, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

These 1800 tequila commercials are absolute crap.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

agreed

Who the hell is this guy to tell me what good tequila is?

by O R They? on Aug 9, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And NOT the most interesting man in the world

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a made man

Have some respect.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a Capo.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 9, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup
we race for the bucky button every time.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 9, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tough guys drink whisky anyway

Preferably on the rocks

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

whiskey is even better

by O R They? on Aug 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

there you are wrong

by wcw on Aug 9, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

My hair looks up to your hair, though.

by wcw on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a terrible outing from Romo

He gave up a hit. DFA him.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

DONT EVEN JOKE

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 9, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Accidentally? or on purpose?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 9, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY

Romo got an entire inning even though he gave up a double.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 9, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy was too busy eating Twinkies to notice what was going on.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 9, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Contact high.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 9, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unavoidable on a Dead Night

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 9, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happened to me at the parade.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 9, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 9, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Romo was smiling at McKitchen maybe some trash talkin lol

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 9, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

JASON GRILLI?!

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

With high-waisted pants.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

JASON GRILLI IS STILL IN THE LEAGUE?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

wasn't he named in the Mitchell report?

or was that Grimsley?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 9, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO...

next year we pick up Jason Grilli and he’ll be an all-star?

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually Cheeseburger.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

for Livan

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jason Grilli!

White Flag Trade!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh I mean not that trade nevermind

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

DET vs. CLE game is still going on right now?

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

That is a miserable use of the 4th pick in the draft.

by boonitez on Aug 9, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Livan was ok for a few years

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, wow, he wasn't

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT HE WILL LEAD US TO THE 2000 PENNANT!

I mean he’s a tested winner for Game 7!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST WAIT UNTIL THE PLAYOFFS

THEN YOULL SEE THE REAL LIVO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

/starting to cry

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guys, I can't get over how amazing Sergio Romo is.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

He's good.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 9, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto Manuel...

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 9, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if we keep him to 2 innings per week

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. He is fantastic.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 9, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Chasm'd

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to write it in your Foghorn Leghorn voice.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally set Natto up

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manuel should publish a manual to his quotes.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

banned

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

KEPPINGER NEVER STRIKES OUT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

He never strikes out, huh?

by Hyoton on Aug 9, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, it was pretty cheap.

by maysian on Aug 9, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

MUST... SWING... BAT

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

woah

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 9, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s just trying to fit in.

by maysian on Aug 9, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want Pablo to get a hit.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Congrats

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRANTED

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 9, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 9, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda!

Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 9, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

KEEP BEING GOOD HUFF

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I want Aubrey to get a hit.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Dude.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re on a roll

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're cool.

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIDP. He’s due.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 9, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANDAMONIUM

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 9, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

hehehe

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait... Why is Casilla in the pen?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 9, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

In case we get a run

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ughhh

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 9, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

HUFF!!!!2010 VERSION!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff!

Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

KEEP BEING GOOD HUFF

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Triple short of the cycle!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BELT!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

Huff not sucking…..what is this???

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff!

Wowza.

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HUFF IS ON FIRE

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

What's more amazing?

The fact that Jason Grilli is still pitching, or the fact that Livan Hernandez is still pitching?

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm happy for Huff.

Good. Good for good things.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I want Nate to get a hit.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

It is written

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, that seemed like a typical Huff hit to me. Maybe a bit harder.

by belilaugh on Aug 9, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I love how Pablo runs the bases . . .

 . . . with his head down, locomotive-like. I’m not sure that he’s fast, but the form is impressive.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty much dares anyone to get in his way, though.

by maysian on Aug 9, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

the big locomotive’s right on time
the big locomotive coming down the line
the big locomotive number 498
left the engineer with a worried mind

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please be different than when Huff had his 3 homer game.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I was going through tumblr and found this

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 9, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Amazing, good sir

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Eugenio Velez is 0-19 as a Dodger

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

He's still in baseball?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He played baseball?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 9, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when he was going to be a cornerstone

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

the stone the builders rejected has become the cornerstone

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well played, jponry

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Budding superstar

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Aug 9, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

thought I saw you at the cornerstone
something something to the middleman

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, is this THE Jason Grilli?

As in the guy who was traded for Livan Hernandez back in 98?

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Aug 9, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy moly!

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Aug 9, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pirates new closer

Nate Bump

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 9, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nathaniel Bumpus.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Ben & Jerry’s Fair Goodness’ Sake is yummy.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 9, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey

When the Astros win 1/3 they’re overachieving. Can’t complain.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 9, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need to squeeze right here

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 9, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Nudity Fund?

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff has turned his most usual stat (4-3) backwards, going 3-4 tonight! Yay!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 9, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Bork is genius

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 9, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

!ffuH YerbuA

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 9, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone needs to tell Nate that he's hitting 5th

and he’s supposed to swing

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

PRODUCTIVE

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 9, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

rib-eyes!

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo yeah

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

We’ll take it!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve run out of magic.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate did get the run in

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's magic inside...

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 9, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are no more dragons.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is known.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR BROTHER WAS THE LAST DRAGON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol arbitrary save rules

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 9, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate that

It’s like he just wants the stats

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Wilson

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 9, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Silly silly save rule

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe Bochy will let Romo pitch another inning

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 9, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I need to pee.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

TMI

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 9, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hold it Jim!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 9, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m trying. i’ll try to summon a lucid dream.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as lurid.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 9, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every morning I have an adventure-filled dream that involves racing against time and flowing water.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmmmmm Flushing Meadows….

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a really good pee at first.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLRATES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO WOO WOO

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROSS!!!!!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PIRATES

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

okay i sorta feel bad for the pirates now

by chenster on Aug 9, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel bad in the sense that I want them to do well in the Central, but right now, in this game? They can suck it.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOL PIRATES

2010 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants. Wait, what? F YEAH, SHUT UP!

by pwoper on Aug 9, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PIRATES

My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!

by josematan on Aug 9, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PIRATES!

Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 9, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Popup to 3rd Base!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 9, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLpirates

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLPIRATES

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Pirates

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol at Ross barely even getting out of the batter’s box turning into Ross on third.

by belilaugh on Aug 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Woot

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PIRATES!

Someone needs to put yakkity sax music over that play

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.

by TGOH on Aug 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

The Pirates were probably expecting the home plate ump to call that an out.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Good knowledge

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hi Pirates

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEEEEEEEEEEE!

Wee-wee, all the way home.

by maysian on Aug 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PIRATES - BUSH LEAGUE BASEBALL

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

RF would catch that in Little League

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

THat was awesome.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, I wish I could see what was happening

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Aug 9, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Popup down the RF line,

2B couldn’t reach it, Nate was running the whole way, scored from first

Cody went to 2B on the throw home, C threw into Center

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not going to LOL Pirates because that's exactly what the Giants have looked like lately

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Except the Pirates have been doing this for like 19 years.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 9, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last couple of weeks has seemed like 19 years

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sort of OT

I love that the Dodgers twitters seem to have a new nickname for Velez. They call him Eugenio-for-[whatever his current streak is]

Right now he’s Eugenio-for-19

https://twitter.com/#!/search/eugenio-for-

by nKoan on Aug 9, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw, poor Zorak.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Drifter from the streets?

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

Who is that child molester/murderer?

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

So easy a caveman can do it.

by maysian on Aug 9, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they grab him off the streets in the tenderloin?

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he is a Pirate.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Aug 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

ex=Dodger douche

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 9, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

My name is Earl

is a lefty?

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 9, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Always love this gif.

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

In play: Run(z)!

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.

by TGOH on Aug 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

CABS!!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I LIKE RUNS

RUNS ARE FUN

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RUNS

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck yeah the Sandoval salute

by belilaugh on Aug 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Saves these runs for tomorrow damn it

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

This is true, its gonna happen

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait

don’t waste a week’s worth of runs in one game!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY RUNS!

Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain is not amused

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Flavor?

My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!

by josematan on Aug 9, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re having ice cream for dinner every day until the luck runs out.

by maysian on Aug 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU'LL HAVE ICE CREAM AND YOU'LL LIKE IT!

My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!

by josematan on Aug 9, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m eating cereal in cold milk! Just Special K, though.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Putz gave up a single

one out

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 9, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

THERE IS A PITCHER NAMES DANIEL MCCUTCHEN

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 9, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if he's related to the CF...?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCutchen is like the Sanchez of Pittsburgh.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

They beat us 5-0

we’re gonna pay them back.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 9, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Jim did you make use of the commercial break?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 9, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

lol thought Kruk said bitch on the air

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s done it before!

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nasty shit!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 9, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lit that what up?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Astros have 2 on, 1 out.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

blownsaveblownsaveblownsaveblownsaveblownsaveblownsaveblownsave

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Aug 9, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn’t badly hit

by Hyoton on Aug 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Feels like forever since we put up a crooked number in an inning

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 9, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

and down.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 9, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

As much as I love them...

I would not party with Posey and Cain.

Both of those guys are the 1 beer and home to the family by 9pm types

by djfivenine on Aug 9, 2011 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Same with MadBum

Timmy, on the other hand…

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

or PtB

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 9, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

true.

a night out with timmy, weezy, ptb and romo would be a different story

by djfivenine on Aug 9, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

bring Huff as well and it’ll be crazy

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't you see MadBum's wedding pictures?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum parties hard. My friends have partied with him.

by belilaugh on Aug 9, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That just means more leftovers for you

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lets go downs!

Never in doubt.

by TimLincecumIsGod on Aug 9, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Hugh-stin

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 9, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nuclear-powered offense

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON AGENT MATT

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Lets go Agent Downs

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL these Astros announcers are like two fans watching on their couch

Horrid

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn't that what we are?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are erudite and nerdy!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

All Game of Thrones references, all the time!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is known!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not know what this means but I do not like it.

by wcw on Aug 9, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rude

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You cannot shame me into pretending otherwise.

by wcw on Aug 9, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

hating on flawless handmaidens who know things

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

This scar is a fleck on my porcelain skin.

by wcw on Aug 9, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you announcing a game for a MLB team right now?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indirectly

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I'm criticizing those doin it directly

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody is paying us

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 9, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like Fitz

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 9, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh Matt

And Ugh ump

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a good feeling about this game.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Downs got fucked out a of a BB

by itlynstalyn on Aug 9, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like a good time

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Aug 9, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON ALTUVE

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

He fell down?

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Aug 9, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike this leprechaun out!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 9, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

that strike 2 call was awful

Never in doubt.

by TimLincecumIsGod on Aug 9, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL UMP IN BOTH GAMES

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Well shit

And the Dbacks announcers can DIAF.

by itlynstalyn on Aug 9, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

What did they say?

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Aug 9, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screaming like lunatics because Putz fielded a ground ball.

by itlynstalyn on Aug 9, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea

it was bad.

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Aug 9, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

POOP

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck

The Arizona announcers are fucking terrible. I have no idea what just happened.

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Aug 9, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

All I heard was

OMGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DBAGS WINNNNNNNNZZZZZZZZzz

by itlynstalyn on Aug 9, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you fucking kidding me with that div

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Astros.

Oh well.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 9, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

The Matt Downs AB

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

This inning is interminable

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously… I’m tired and I wanna go to bed!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 9, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. And when it’s done, I still gotta recap it (although that’s 90% done – just have to finish and proof it).

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 9, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair Madison doesn’t usually get this support either

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 9, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not even trying to hit it fair

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Lotta foul balls.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 9, 2011 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOMIT

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

pretty good slide there

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Legal =/= clean

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Keppinger should've thrown the ball right into his dome-it

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Doumit is classless

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 9, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Not vile though

right?

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Aug 9, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

eek

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

This.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 9, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when we wanted Pedro Alvarez to drop to the Giants

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

the

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 9, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SHIT

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Sheet

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 9, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT
END THIS ALREADY!!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 9, 2011 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Yergh

Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 9, 2011 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

OT:

The Olympics might move to ESPN. Dammit. I don’t particularly like Bob Costas but I do like the idea of the Olympics being open to any viewer in the U.S. regardless of access to cable.

Most of the time, I'm dumb. I'm just playing smart.

by seaborn on Aug 9, 2011 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

If they show events as they happen, that would be fine with me.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 9, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t they televise on ABC too?

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 9, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

So long as they don’t do that stupid time delay crap again.
HEY GUYS WE’VE GOT THE INNERNET NOW.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 9, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The absolute nadir was having the Winter Olympics time-delayed for the west coast … from Vancouver.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ok, warmup Wilson now

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 9, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES ASSHOLE

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 9, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

The 2 errors by Panda

are easily eclipsed by his run saving snag earlier in the game.

by poopinator on Aug 9, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

CAN WE PLEASE END IT

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

NOW!!!!

You aren’t getting paid by the hour you know!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 9, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is what she said

by wcw on Aug 9, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve thought that before… but just didn’t say it :)

by karolyn on Aug 9, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

END THIS

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

CASILLOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY GODDAMN CRAP

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Casilla retarded?

by dhp318 on Aug 9, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh gosh no....

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 9, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Lets just get this W already

by ACgiant97 on Aug 9, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Casilla won’t be seeing the mound for a couple of games.

by Your mother on Aug 9, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

z

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

y

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

uu

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 9, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw a fastball down the middle

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 9, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

These unis...suck.

My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!

by josematan on Aug 9, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on I have to go to work, finish this.

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 9, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh dear lord

Casilla clean up your mess dammit

by AwkwardBoner on Aug 9, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota, Affeldt, Ramirez, Lopez

Kruk forgot they existed

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HYMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 9, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

This inning would have gone the same if Wilson pitched it.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 9, 2011 10:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

fuck

My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!

by josematan on Aug 9, 2011 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

You know it’s a damn good thing I’m not a Yankees or Red Sox fan …I couldn’t deal with 4 hour games every freaking night.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 9, 2011 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is only running on 3 hours...

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good grief.

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by Natto on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

This sucks

not really Casilla’s fault, tho, he got the ground ball.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

If my pitchers self destructed like that anytime an error happened, I wouldn’t want them pitching

by dhp318 on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla is so bad lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMN SANTIAGO

Just end this shit

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Eli doesnt get that

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus fucking Christ, it’s a 6-0 game.

by dhp318 on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh FFS

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

i love this show

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

hot hot hot

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Aug 9, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

amen

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Aug 9, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS A LONG HAM

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 9, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

great now that’s how I’m going to see it as

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like she's saying

“This is SO lame”

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Aug 9, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LONG GAME

got it

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Aug 9, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her enunciation

makes her so much hotter. I’m really looking forward to moving to Atlanta after my first divorce.

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Aug 9, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahhah

southern girls

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Aug 9, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

IT'S OVER!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Casilla sucks

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Casilla explodes after that 3rd strike

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

ahahahah

My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!

by josematan on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLGIANTS

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW EFFING STRIKES

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

WINN

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Kick It!

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Kick it good!

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda salutes this win

Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

WIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Lannisters rockin the snuggies!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 9, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaahhahah

win

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Aug 9, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE WIN!

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm tired of my normal Mickey Mouse gif

So have this!

I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 9, 2011 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

DANCE!!!

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Aug 9, 2011 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

/averts eyes v : v : v

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

We win!

YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 9, 2011 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

woot

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

w

My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!

by josematan on Aug 9, 2011 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Game Huff

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 9, 2011 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

It's been too long

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 9, 2011 10:07 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

/spins on heel and falls to ground . . .

“You got me, Pew.”

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2011 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Wish netflix had Stardust on instant, boo

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 9, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOM

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Aug 9, 2011 10:08 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Holy...

That’s a howl.

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 9, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh lol

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 9, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Casilla

forgot it was the 9th. he was walking to the dugout

by ACgiant97 on Aug 9, 2011 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY Stewie!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 9, 2011 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awkward first dance?

My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!

by josematan on Aug 9, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is

fantastic

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Aug 9, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahahahahaah

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude… take the helmet off… LoL

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 9, 2011 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s shy!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

you seem to have a mighty fine collection of Amy (Karen) dancing pics there Natto

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 9, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

will shine for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee….

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 9, 2011 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LAUGHER

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Aug 9, 2011 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2011 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Bumgarner up to an 8.3 K/9

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Boioioioioing

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really happy for stewart

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

....

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 9, 2011 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

/faints

I miss his sunken cheeks

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather have him be gnarly

He’s better when he eats more double doubles.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 9, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

X

My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!

by josematan on Aug 9, 2011 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

this looks meen

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like a japanese game show

My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!

by josematan on Aug 9, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright

My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!

by josematan on Aug 9, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohmygoodness i feel for the bear, but it’s so cute. i want to cuddle

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 9, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

annnnd
goodnight.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 9, 2011 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

xxx

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 9, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

BONUS PEW PEW GIRL

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 9, 2011 10:15 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

when she makes those fists

it gets entirely inappropriate. or awesome if youd rather see it that way

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Aug 9, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

blows kisscougar claws*half blowkiss*half cougar*titty grab*double HJ*cough*burp

= keeper

by ParisRoxanne on Aug 9, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did she dribble or drool?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

We win!

My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!

by josematan on Aug 9, 2011 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 10:17 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Mister Eko

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seriously thought ...

…that the score was 0-0 in the 9th with Mota on the mound due to Dish Network carrying the game in SD rather than HD.

I had to get up close to the TV to study this “6” character in the Giants R column, like it was a new species of animal.

That species, my friends, I shall forever call “Stewhuff Gritteus”

by zedanimal on Aug 9, 2011 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I was actually wondering about that...

Are Dish and Comcast having another dispute or are they just having technical difficulties?

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 9, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

dish is so bad

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

South Dakota?

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 9, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

xx

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 9, 2011 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

/waiting for boof

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 9, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant?

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 9, 2011 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

grant …

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

He hasn't had to write a wrap for a win in a while, cut him some slack.

He threw out all those “Giants blow out opponent, minor leaguer hits first ML home run” templates a while back

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.

by TGOH on Aug 9, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

/rabble rabble rouse

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Things to do while waiting for Grant

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 9, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

or this

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

you know

that could be either Tim Lincecum and Brian Wilson, or Justin Long and Ryan Reynolds

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 9, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

awww babies

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant's done it.

Flem just talked about his Mad Bum article online.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 9, 2011 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLGrant

mccoveychron McCovey Chronicles
It was me, Flem! It was meeeeee!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 9, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

What article?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 9, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/8/9/2354817/post-game-thread-we-can-get-used-to-this-kind-of-game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 9, 2011 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

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