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Giants/Pirates Series Preview

The Pirates were such a cuddly story this year. Like, oh, two weeks ago. They were so wee and contending and surprising and not terrible and contending. Then Clint Hurdle looked in a mirror and said "Pittsburgh Pirates" three times. Now everyone's dead. Shouldn't have done that.

The Pirates have lost ten games in a row, probably as a punishment for daring to acquire players at the trading deadline.

Welcome to the Pirates, Derrek Lee and Ryan Ludwick! We'll introduce you at a press conference in just a couple of oh crap we're out of the race.

But the Pirates need to lose more. It makes me feel guilty to wish for that sort of thing, but here we are. The Giants went through a stretch of misery themselves, and they can't drop a home series to the Pirates right now. The Giants need to do that earthy hunter thing where they thank the animal that they just killed for sustenance, praying for its safe passage to the spirit world. Completely unavoidable at this point.

So in the grand tradition of making too big of a deal about small samples, this will be the most telling series of the season. Here are the pitchers the Giants will face:

Star-divide

Charlie Morton
James McDonald
Jeff Karstens

When the Pirates were atop their division, it was mostly because Morton and Karstens were pitching exceptionally well. But they really aren't that good. Morton has a great sinker that he can't quite command just yet, and his peripherals were really strange for an effective pitcher, even by sinkerballer standards. Karstens was allowing a home run every other inning, but he was doing it without runners on base. Part of that is because Karstens doesn't walk a lot of hitters (25 in 130 innings), but part of it had to do with small-sample shenanigans.

Can those three shut down the Giants, though? Of course. It's another resistible force/movable object showdown. Who is going worse, the Pirates' starting pitching or the Giants' hitting? The Giants absolutely have to start hitting against this trio. Not because it's a must-win series -- there are still two months now, come on -- and not because they need to send a message or a wake-up call or a wake-up message call to fire up the clubhouse with a wake-up message. They need to start hitting against the Pirates because check out these start times:

8/8 - 7:15
8/9 - 7:15
8/10 - 12:45

Each one of those times is right after I eat. If I have to watch Aubrey Huff roll a bunch of Jeff Karstens mediumballs to second, I'll be more than a little vomity. It's not that the Pirates or their pitchers are bad -- it's that if the Giants fancy themselves contenders, they need to able to hit against them. And by "hit," I'm not saying they need to explode for eight runs in the first three innings of every game, I'm suggesting that they score four runs or so in each game. Modest expectations. If they can't do that against the Pirates at home, I ... I ... don't have more room in my heart for more yuck right now. 

This should be the perfect series for the Giants right now -- a struggling, deflated team coming into a park that's normally tough on visiting teams. In theory, it looks good. In theory, Brandon Belt wasn't ever going to be blocked because Huff could just move on over to a corner outfield spot. Theories suck, and the people who espouse them should be ashamed of themselves. 

It'd be redundant to say this series fills me with dread. Every series following a bad stretch fills me with dread. This one isn't different. For some reason, though, this one is like a mixture of exasperation and dread. Apparently the Pirates are the Pirates again. Can the Giants please do something with that?

Hitter to watch
Ryan Doumit is a catcher. Ryan Doumit can kind of hit. Ryan Doumit can kind of catch. Ryan Doumit is kind of expensive. While I still sort of hope Ramon Hernandez makes it to the Giants on a waiver claim, something tells me that Doumit is more of a realistic option.

Don't look too close, of course, but this is a good chance to check him out. He has a $7.25 million team option for next year that no one is going to want, so he's pretty much a pending free agent.  The Pirates should want to get something back for him. Like, say, a Thomas Neal kind of prospect.

Pitcher to watch
Joel Hanrahan is same age as Brian Wilson. I would like Wilson to call him up and ask how he stopped worrying and learned to love the strikes. Hanrahan went from a five-walk-per-nine guy to a control master in just over 100 innings. Man, how I'd love for Wilson to do the same.

Prediction
Five runs. Here's hoping they're allocated in a manner that is favorable to the Giants.

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I want to talk about Matt Moore. Can we have one?

by Evan on Aug 8, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Four starts in AAA, three runs allowed.
24 innings, 5 walks, 39 strikeouts.

by Evan on Aug 8, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that is an unflattering picture of Madbum.

He’s kind of cute, actually, in a “big jock” kind of way.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I agree. I think it’s just a bad photograph.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am going to disagree

Seems pretty intimate pic to me. He appears to be looking with no barriers up, right up in his face.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Aug 8, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

In starker lighting, and in black and white, this would be one of those Walker Evans photos from Depression-era Alabama.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

How come he seems so sad? Looks like he’s about to cry.

MY DAD WAS WRONG!
MY BOY NEEDS TO THROW HARDER!

by Roger on Aug 8, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right on the money TL2

It’s the only way I could see it after I read your comment.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 8, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fisheye lens

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

caught in the camera eye...

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

in the percolator

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t drink that coffee!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 8, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

attaboy

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wide angle lens and wide aperture

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

makes him look a little dysmorphic

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's sad

because of your carbon footprint. Come on, people.

by sweetjuxtapose on Aug 8, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a face that says, “I skipped college for this?”

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Bumgarner is a few weeks younger than Moore. I wonder what sort of numbers MadBum would be putting up in AAA right now.

by Evan on Aug 8, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

All things considered, I think I’d rather have a Jurickson Profar.

MY DAD WAS WRONG!
MY BOY NEEDS TO THROW HARDER!

by Roger on Aug 8, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, and then I read this.

MY DAD WAS WRONG!
MY BOY NEEDS TO THROW HARDER!

by Roger on Aug 8, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need it because I have a question about Ehire Adrianza. Come back, Minor Lines!

What were you going to say about Runzler? I am intrigued.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

About how dreamy he is, duh.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 8, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is why I was intrigued!

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obligatory Jeff Karstens Face

He looks like a melting wax dummy.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 8, 2011 12:33 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

“You just got me too excited.”

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

"THE BELLS!!! THE BELLS OF NOTRE DAME!!!"

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 8, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always think of Jon Stewart’s Joe Liberman impression when I see this.

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year. .529 OPS this year. Ouch.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that.

by free f.p. #14 on Aug 8, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see

the segment from a few weeks ago, “Jon Stewart Fucks Himself With His Own Mouth”? It was comedy gold.

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year. .529 OPS this year. Ouch.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that.

by free f.p. #14 on Aug 8, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Missed that one. He was ripping on Donald Trump about how he eats his pizza a month or so ago. That was awesome.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was hilarious

The JSFHWHOM segment was just sequence of old clips of Jon making bad impressions of various ethnicities. You know, his Jewish voice, his Arabic voice, his Italian voice, etc.

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year. .529 OPS this year. Ouch.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that.

by free f.p. #14 on Aug 8, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see. His George Bush 'impression' is pretty funny too.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hehehehehe. I also love the Dick Cheney.

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year. .529 OPS this year. Ouch.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that.

by free f.p. #14 on Aug 8, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The baseball version of Belloq....

…from “Raiders of the Lost Ark”

“It’s beautiful……arrrggghhhh!(oozy melting sounds)”

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Aug 8, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is by far the best description I’ve ever heard for Karstens’ mug…bravo

"Have you seen this Perez guy pitch? I'm a pacifist, but I've never seen anything so violent look so beautiful."

by DirtyWaters on Aug 8, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the heck: McC has turned into Ninersnation?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 12:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant get’s paid per open tab.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 12:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FIFTEEN MEN

ON AUBREY HUFF’S CHEST

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

YO HO HO

AND A BOTTLE OF ROMO

(The good Romo.)

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on Aug 8, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lower the colors!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

Ryan Ludwick is on this team?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 8, 2011 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Legitimate question.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 8, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are the Lakers called the Lakers when there are no lakes in LA?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Minnesota

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 8, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s never been jazz in Utah. Mysteries of the universe.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Line from "Base-ketball":

The Minnesota Lakers moved to Los Angeles, where there are no lakes. The New Orleans Jazz moved to Utah, where they don’t allow music.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Aug 8, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

imma gonna cut loose
footloose
kick off these sunday shoose

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez, Louise

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually filmed in Utah.

Apparently little known fact: Mormons love to dance.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got invited to a Mormon dance once. Sadly, I did not go.

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year. .529 OPS this year. Ouch.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that.

by free f.p. #14 on Aug 8, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

most of the dances I went to as a youth invloved walking around with my friends

and watching whatever parent volunteer to be the DJ struggle to censor songs he had never heard before.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 8, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mother invited me to a mormon dance, once.

ONCE.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 8, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's pent up frustration from having one of the most boring church sessions on earth.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 8, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

With more than one partner!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mm-hmm.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the show So You Think You Can Dance, Salt Lake City is one of the best audition round cities, ranking up there with New York and LA. Also, there’s always at least one Mormon who makes the top 20.

Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 8, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

little known?

perhaps it is just that so many dance shows happen in the same room I am in, but I don’t think you could have them without the LDS.

They are at least as prevalent as the Russians

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

People often think Mormons aren’t allowed to dance (a la the Baptists).

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Jazz moved from the Big Easy (perhaps because it was culturally as far away as they could get?). Why they didn’t change the name at that point, I have no idea.

Giants baseball: We'll take it.

by TheAntiBork on Aug 8, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They used to steal all the other good players. They were the Yankees of the 1890s!

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wiki
The new owners also signed several players from American Association teams. One of them was highly regarded second baseman Lou Bierbauer, who had previously played with the A.A.‘s Philadelphia Athletics. The Athletics failed to include him on their reserve list, and the Alleghenys picked him up. This led to loud protests by the Athletics, and in an official complaint, an AA official claimed the Alleghenys’ actions were “piratical”. This incident (which is discussed at some length in The Beer and Whisky League, by David Nemec, 1994) quickly accelerated into a schism between the leagues that contributed to the demise of the A.A. Although the Alleghenys were never found guilty of wrongdoing, they made sport of being denounced for being “piratical” by renaming themselves “the Pirates” for the 1891 season. The nickname was first acknowledged on the team’s uniforms in 1912. Around the time the team adopted the Pirates nickname, the United States Board on Geographic Names forced the city of Pittsburgh to undergo a controversial name change by having them drop the “h” at the end of the name, making the team’s official name the “Pittsburg Pirates” from the adoption of the Pirates nickname until Pittsburgh was able to get the “h” restored to its name in 1911.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. I knew I could count on you. She will be happy to know the answer.

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's awesome.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s nuts. I think the same thing happened with Milwaukee WI and Milwaukee OR and to this day I don’t know which way is the right way to spell either of them.

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ask Alice Cooper.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 8, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO!

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you somehow lacking in worthiness? Because as it turns out, that’s not actually a problem.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 8, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what you are talking about.

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw1cHykOxqg

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 8, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do these guys know how to party or what?!!

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
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by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're right with WI

I think the OR one is Milwaukie. I had no idea there was a reason for that.

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The government wanted to standardize spellings and shit. That’s why the Pittsburg here has no h.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just amazed no Pirates have staged any sort of protest for a professional sports team using them as mascots

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 8, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Mogadishu Buccaneers file trademark infringement action

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/send cease and desist letter in Comic Sans

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

/demands $1,000,000,000

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

They asked for a parlay, but so far they’ve been denied.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 8, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

If pirates were to stage any protest they would immediately be arrested for BEING a pirate.

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

not enough

they have the proper letters of marque!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

not if...

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

??

so the “h” was restored in 1911, but in 1912 the Pirates’ jersey said “Pittsburg Pirates”???

I’m confused.

by wizard5ive on Aug 8, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

City name was not spelled out ont he Pirates aways unti 1942.

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are the Tigers the Tigers?

Cubs, Cubs?

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just for fun
The Giants began as the second baseball club founded by millionaire tobacconist John B. Day and veteran amateur baseball player Jim Mutrie. The Gothams, as the Giants were originally known, entered the National League in 1883, while their other club, the Metropolitans (the original Mets) played in the American Association. Nearly half of the original Gotham players were members of the disbanded Troy Trojans, whose place in the National League the Gothams inherited. While the Metropolitans were initially the more successful club, Day and Mutrie began moving star players to the Gothams and the team won its first National League pennant in 1888, as well as a victory over the St. Louis Browns in an early incarnation of the World Series. They repeated as champions the next year with a pennant and World Series victory over the Brooklyn Bridegrooms.

It is said that after one particularly satisfying victory over the Philadelphia Phillies, Mutrie (who was also the team’s manager) stormed into the dressing room and exclaimed, “My big fellows! My giants!” From then on, the club was known as the Giants.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE IT

millionaire tobacconist

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
stormed into the dressing room and exclaimed, "My big fellows! My giants!"

I’ll bet he did!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAY SINCE THE BEGINNING

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants plan move to SF… only 90 years before Stonewall!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember that scene in “The Celebrant” where McGraw has his newest prospect strip naked in front of a crowded restaurant to show off his beautiful physique.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of Warhol’s early films, apparently.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should read it, it’s a good novel.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm, that actually looks interesting. I thought you were kidding (I mean, I know you were, but you weren’t).

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just asked my 9-year-old brother whether Pittsburgh is next to the ocean and he said, “I’m not sure, but Washington, DC is.” He went on to assert that New York, San Jose and Sacramento were also next to the ocean.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please keep your brother away from my daughter

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I clearly remember seeing a giant freighter steaming through the Central Valley …

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Port of Stockton says hi (or Sacramento, I guess).

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I figured after the fact. It was an awesomely hallucinatory image.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sort of like when those titanic cruise ships pull into a port in Europe. It was weird being in Venice and seeing like 10 levels of a cruise ship moving behind a line of old buildings.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

San Jose is, kinda I guess. LOL Alviso.

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does the bay count as ocean? If so, yes.

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CANADIAN SCHOOLS

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Music OT: Just heard Norah Jones on the radio

I can’t think of an artist that was picked for “greatness” but became a one hit/album wonder with greater degree than her.

Kinda of the like the 2011 Colorado Rockies of music

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

More like SNORAH Jones, amirite?

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by Murray, Present on Aug 8, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

she makes Coldplay sound like Motorhead

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 8, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never cared for her but my wife loved her…especially the piano parts.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

she has piano parts?

that’s just plain weird

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by son of ggf on Aug 8, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

have to look carefully.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

===

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is pretty disturbing.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

…because you were expecting boobs and genitalia?

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a crush on her.

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by rotorueter on Aug 8, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like her music, to the extent that I enjoy bland things.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

She is a good singer

Her music is relaxing, soft jazz for the most part. She has a great voice for the genre. But if you’re looking for high energy generic pop, she is not that.

by nataku on Aug 8, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's just Sade redux.

there’s always one of those around. (man, I am old.)

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by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT"S A BAD THING

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not bad if you need some help getting to sleep.

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by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had an incompetent dentist

who always played that smooth jazz station on the radio; my teeth hurt every time I hear a Sharr-day record.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he also recommend the chewing of sugared gum?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

No she did not.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm seeing Sade next month!

I think they’re pretty different, but get your point

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by Goofus on Aug 8, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC

Isn’t Sade married to Lou Seal?

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by The Gene Hackman on Aug 8, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lou Grant

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by Goofus on Aug 8, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. Lou Seal II

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by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think she has talent but I remember a few years back when all the musical “experts” picked her to revolutionize pop music.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, the younger generation don’t appreciate good vocalists. I didn’t start enjoying her music until a couple of years ago when I started listening to more jazz and blues, and she has a blues like feel to some of her middle albums. Probably lost most of the pop fans at that point.

by nataku on Aug 8, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her voice is a beautiful instrument.

And also, this.

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be popular these days your voice must be processed beyond all get-out. Even good vocalists do this. Witness Glee’s Lea Michele or Mat Kearney.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, It’s unfortunate how over produced some musicians are now, that it’s hard to get them to sound good in a live setting.

by nataku on Aug 8, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Mat Kearney once live in Huntington Beach. He was pretty freakin’ good.

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by free f.p. #14 on Aug 8, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly, which is why I was disappointed that the hits from his new album sounded so processed. But that’s why they’re hits, I guess.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The younger generation is never going to be into MotR music

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by The Gene Hackman on Aug 8, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her album of Tom Waits covers is the most mismatched pairing in the history of history.

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scarlett Johansson’s album of Tom Waits covers, is EXQUISITE.

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by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

There should have been an “on the other hand,” up there but I stopped to make sure I got her name right and well there you go.

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by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you heard Holly Cole’s album of Tom Waits covers. Uneven, but there are a few real gems.

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by Roger on Aug 8, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the one I meant. Norah Jones only covers Long Way Home. I do have the Holly Cole recording, somebody on the Waits listserv sent it to me. It’s an audiophiles dream (sound and production-wise), but it leaves me cold.

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Norah Jones:

4 Albums. 3 platinum. 37 million total sold. 9 Grammys won.

One hit wonder.

by GiantPain on Aug 8, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I was gonna say

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by jponry on Aug 8, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

“If I haven’t heard of them they don’t count!”

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew she was still critically acclaimed, but didn’t know about her record sales.

by nataku on Aug 8, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m wondering what that “one hit” would be.

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by Natto on Aug 8, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her career in music

Her acting career, sketch comedy troupe, and button manufacturing company have all failed.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 8, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Country singers are winning Grammys

your Grammy argument is invalid.

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by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 8, 2011 1:08 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

PSSHH. Big deal, I’ve got platinum albums hanging above my toilet.

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right

it’s unfair to put her in the same light as most other one-hit/album wonders

But in light of the press/popularity an prediction made by all the “experts” in 2002…her career seemed have to turned more toward a niche audience rather than massive widespread popularity.

Somehow I always compare her with Alicia Keys…

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

her first album sold $23 million +
second album sold $12 million +
third album sold $9 million +
fourth/latest album $3 million +

(which actually adds up to 46 million + so…)

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

My guess is that

most artists who sell over 15 million on a debut have a similar trajectory.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never called them dumb…just not very accurate as to the trajectory of her career.

You are very snarky today…

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

“today”

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by kennv on Aug 8, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

“on NBC”

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

♥ ♥ ♥

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think she's one of those people...

…that made F.U> money on her first album and now is doing whatever the F she wants, regardless of how it sells. From what I’ve read, she likes playing small venues under assumed names and doesn’t really want to be a Katy Perry or Lady Gaga larger-than-life star.

She has still has a loyal enough following and will probably never want for anything, so good for her.

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by Goofus on Aug 8, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is probably the reason more than anything

She seems to make albums that are extremely eclectic in style and themes. More power to her.

I guess I was never a big fan of her music but I can respect her if indeed that’s what she decided to do.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t say I’ve ever heard of Norah Jones.

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by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you COULD say "I've ever heard of Norah Jones",

would you literally say “I’ve ever heard of Norah Jones”…?

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by D4P on Aug 8, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t, but I could!

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by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

She was on extra high rotation when I worked at Borders… I grew to loathe her.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before I had ever heard of her (and at that point I was reasonably plugged in to music) I saw her open for Willie Nelson at the Fillmore. As usual for an opening act people were chatting when she started. For her second number she did a solo version of Dylan’s “I’ll be your baby tonight.” By the beginning of the second verse the crowd was mesmerized. We remained so for the next 30 minutes of her set.

That also happened to be a matter of days after Waylon Jennings died. Willie played for over 4 hours. No curtain calls or encores. Just kept playing. Must have played Whiskey River three times. It was epic.

by BestHyperboleEver on Aug 8, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there any news on Beltran's injury?

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by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

wow that was eerily close

by aniln on Aug 8, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, JINX!

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by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

“It doesn’t bother me, I was injured worse in New York.”

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to play

with a crushed soul.

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by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 8, 2011 1:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

LOL YOU!

You think he won’t sneak his way into the lineup. HA!

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Bochy will find a way

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by Murray, Present on Aug 8, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looked putrid yesterday. He totally misread that ball to short LF and his AB in the 8th was atrocious. Why no Ross?

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey Huff smells like poop that has been wrapped in poop and placed in a poop container.

Poop.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Stinky poop

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by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't been around for awhile, but saw your angry tweets at baggs and schulman.

Were you expecting that response from them? I thought it was pretty awesome.

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by Azmanz on Aug 8, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what I was expecting. But I just felt they were both doing nothing but repeating what management platitudes.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you end up getting blocked by either of them?

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by SF Pete on Aug 8, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dno't know

Probably.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he stinks and he smells like poop.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

you all are

just a couple of lines away from a Huffpoop haiku.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm even more annoyed than most of you here

cause I was over him in May when everyone was screaming “SSS!” at me.

Fucking Bochy.

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by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well in May it was SSS.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he hasn’t gotten better, stat nerds!

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by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, no.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do understand that predicting is hard. Bitching is free and easy!

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by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, compared to opining anyway.

by Hyoton on Aug 8, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE'S GOT POOP FOR BRAINS

AND POOP FOR GUTS

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

More poop than stuff!

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by rotorueter on Aug 8, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good poop, not great.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE'S GOT A POOP STREAK IN HIM

-Krukow

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's got a poop streak on his thong.

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by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

looked good in batting practice

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 8, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU FOOL
Prediction
Five runs.

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by scout6 on Aug 8, 2011 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Silly

this is only a three-game series

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, 3 runs total would've been more accurate.

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by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Karstens is the one who threw like a 50-pitch complete game against the Astros, wasn’t he. A bit frightened of what he could do to the Giants.

by non sequitur on Aug 8, 2011 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Plus his VORB is terrific for a second baseman.

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by scout6 on Aug 8, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but Bochy’s keeping a close eye on those grit numbers while Tejada waits to be activated.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 8, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why am I not getting this chasm? What am I missing?

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by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a chasm.

He doesn’t walk hardly ever and his ISO so far with the Giants is .46

by GiantPain on Aug 8, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh OK. I was just looking at averages and was all what is epic about 308?

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by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tweeted something last night about how Kepp was trying to make his BA equal his SLG.

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dayam. .46?!

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by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure you can only factorial integers. Nice try, nerb.

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by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gamma function!

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by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Γ(1.046) is approximately .975.

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by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d never heard of that. Cool to know that it actually exists.

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by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAAACK!

TOO BIG!

Sorry.

Well at least now it can be properly shop’d by someone with some skill.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn dude, couldn’t you find a larger image?
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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I resized to 160 x 120. Not sure what happened.

I repasted the link after previewing and resizing, but it didn’t post the updated photobucket link…

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was happening to me a bunch yesterday. I saw that the wrong pictures were coming up in preview no matter what I did, so just gave up on it. I wonder if it has to do with photobucket.

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can never make the resizing function work on SBN websites.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This looks like it’s 100 X 200. What’s the big deal?

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by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, its real small on my screen.

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year. .529 OPS this year. Ouch.
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by free f.p. #14 on Aug 8, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks huge from my angle

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

snicker

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

twick

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I’m just too used to the big ones.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re stretching yourself too far.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve never complained about size before.

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by Natto on Aug 8, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was with you!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I've seen bigger.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 8, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

/drinks coffee

//listens to depressing music

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 8, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-4! That was so awesome!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

(with a sac fly)

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He really does seem like Freddy Sanchez. Freddy would have those kind of games.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 8, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure he leads the league over the past two weeks in being the lead out in a double-play.

by Duelling Brandos on Aug 8, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am starting the official "AARON ROWNADS BASE ON BALLS CLOCK"

Do you realize it’s been 34 days and 72 PA’s since Aaron Rowand last took a walk?

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouchie OT
As Chandler residents Joshua Seto, 27, and his fiancée, Cara Christopher, walked over to a Fry’s Food Store for refreshments, he tried securing her pink handgun in the front waistband of his pants.

The gun fired, striking Seto’s penis and continuing through his left thigh. The bleeding started immediately and was heavy, according to police dispatch recordings released Sunday.

Link

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

What an idiot.

Deserves what he got.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 8, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol concealed weapons law. Should add an addendum on how to properly conceal weapon.

by nataku on Aug 8, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I first read the bold and was like “oh nooooooooo”. Then I read the whole thing and was all like, “dumbass”.

by chilibean_3 on Aug 8, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've always wanted to find a lady who carries a pink gun.

And now I’ve found one only 15 miles or so from my house. And her dude just lost his junk…

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 8, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fate is telling you something.

by Evan on Aug 8, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Arizona is has an open carry law…

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how they needed to point out that the handgun was pink.

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was my favorite part.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all part of the storytelling.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh, so he refused to obey open carry laws b/c he didn’t want to be seen with a pink gun! It all makes sense!!!

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure what an open carry law is but in AZ it’s probably not illegal to do so.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless you’re Ramon Ramirez.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Open carry just means that you can carry a gun openly with out a permit but not concealed.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh ok. IIRC you don’t need a concealed weapon permit in AZ.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, that must be it.

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think his fiancee is a woman not to be trifled with.

"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug

by the guy on Aug 8, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, going to Fry’s for food? Is that what people do?

by non sequitur on Aug 8, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

PEW PEW PEW

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He eats circuit boards

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 8, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

They don’t have Fry’s grocery stores in CA?

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by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, we just have the electronic stores.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 8, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have those in Oregon too

But in AZ where I used to live, Fry’s was basically a Safeway.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 8, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of Safeway’s biggest competitors.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEN I LOVE THEM.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

In AZ the nice ones are nice and the crappy ones are crappy. Not a lot of in between. At least the crappy Safeways are still decent.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

When it's a grocery store

You didn’t know the history behind the company?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 8, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Golf clubs?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently not. Although the name is suggestive of food, I guess.

by non sequitur on Aug 8, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, got it

In 1972, Charles Fry sold the Fry’s Supermarkets chain for $40 million and gave a portion of the proceeds to each of his sons, John, Randy, and Dave.2 The Fry brothers had little interest in grocery store retailing. Instead, in 1985, they joined together with a fourth partner, Kathryn Kolder, to open the first Fry’s Electronics store at a 20,000 sq ft (1,900 m2) site in Sunnyvale, California.3 Today, Fry’s Food and Drug stores are owned and operated by Kroger and are not affiliated with Fry’s Electronics, although they share a similar logo.4

by non sequitur on Aug 8, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Us old peoples know that Fry’s did indeed used to be a grocery store chain.
GET OUT OF MY EXPRESS CHECKOUT LINE!!!

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if you old people stay out of my DIY check out line!

by chilibean_3 on Aug 8, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gladly, I’m not into taking jobs away from people. Nyeh!

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McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's funny

I think their little animated character looks like a pack of french fries, maybe I’m just channeling the pre-computer store days.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha.

This was a good episode.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 8, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could be a reply fail to about 1000 comments.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

New Topic Fail

Anyone going to the game tonight?

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Aug 8, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just bought a Lupe album so I'll get it soon.

My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!

by josematan on Aug 8, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO I got The Cool.

My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!

by josematan on Aug 8, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I've got a craving for Food and Liquor.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ned dies!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sansa combs her hair!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arya kills somebody!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dumbledore dies!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not yet, still on the fence if it is worth the time to get into it

Watching only Franchise, Entourage and Tru Blood on the premiums. Whale Wars, and lots of Giants baseball.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Aug 8, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Tweet of the day
fivethirtyeightNate Silver

If there’s a company whose sole business line was manufacturing F5 keys, its stock would be way up today.

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Whenever we play the Pirates, the first thing I do is check out their rotation. If I don’t see the name “Maholm” I’m happy. Giants cannot hit that guy. All righties make me very happy in a “No Aaron Rowand” kind of way.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2011 1:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I’m disappointed we’re not due to see Correia. He still hasn’t appeared against the Giants at AT&T yet, right?

by non sequitur on Aug 8, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even as a Padre?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d think he would have at least once. He may have — my BBRef-fu isn’t good enough to figure this out other than to just scan through all his starts.

by non sequitur on Aug 8, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SFN/SFN200907120.shtml

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. Zito’s line suggests why I must have mentally blocked this game out.

by non sequitur on Aug 8, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, I didn’t know Hanrahan was doing so well this year. I just assumed he was his usual Hanrahan self.

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by Natto on Aug 8, 2011 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I only know because I pegged him and Kimbrel as my closers for Pokemonz in a two closer league. So far so good.

by nataku on Aug 8, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hammer!

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Aug 8, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Down 634 to 10,809.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the Dow was the lucky index. The S&P and NASDAQ fell even further, percentage wise.

by non sequitur on Aug 8, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is S&P connected to the S&P?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same. They publish ratings and stock indices.

by non sequitur on Aug 8, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wheeee!

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year. .529 OPS this year. Ouch.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that.

by free f.p. #14 on Aug 8, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst day since February 2009, as per Brian Williams.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, I remember November 2008 like it was recent, but it’s three fucking years ago. I hate getting old.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It feels so weird.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The stock market tumble in October of that year was in my second month as a professional in public radio. Now it feels like it was ten years ago.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re a child! a child!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN'T HELP THAT!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This may or may not be a conversation from WalrusMan’s videotapes.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has only seen summer. Winter is coming, child.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 8, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know nothing, Brandon Hollingsworth.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was uncalled for, Spencer Peck.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/unsends donation

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/writes anti-NSF story

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahah, I’m not funded by the NSF! Sucker! (I really wish I were. Those fellowships are quite tasty.)

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAPL > DOW

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember September 2008, when the stock market first crashed. The Friday before we started a stock market game in my economics class. Nobody broke even by the end of the semester.

Oh, and my teacher provided us daily updates of how his actual stocks were doing. He invested in WaMu. It was quite sad.

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Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 8, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m waiting for someone to write a book about the detailed goings-on inside a WaMu or Countrywide. There are a lot of good books about the subprime mess but most of them focus on the Wall Street firms.

by non sequitur on Aug 8, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think a good social scientist

together with someone who understands product design and business models could outperform any wall street prognosticator.

Stock market is a big popularity contest and more a measurement of national sentiment than economic strength.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you were supposed to trust that what this guy was telling you was right?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 8, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ehh, this was AP Macroeconomics. You learn what the graphs mean and a few terms, and you’re pretty much good for the AP test. And that’s all that mattered.

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Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 8, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that guy didn’t know anything about stocks. The only person to lose money that year.

Please don't cut Ishikawa! 2009 Tops All-Star Rookie and World Champ 2010!

by kennv on Aug 8, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember one afternoon, our station staff gathered in the on-air studio to rehearse for the upcoming fund drive. We turned down the monitors so we could talk, but my news director slipped on a pair of headphones to listen to the beginning of the ATC feed.

I was sitting next to him, and I’ll never forget him picking up a nearby styrofoam cup and writing “600 down” on it as the market closed. Then a few moments later, he wrote something like “750 down.” That was scary.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad my 401k sits in cash due to some procrastination on my part to re-invest. Yay me!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least

until they start printing more money.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m seriously considering cashing mine out.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

What part of London is burning tonight?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panic on the streets of London
Panic on the streets of Birmingham
I wonder to myself
Could life ever be sane again ?

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 8, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I live by the river…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hackney and Brixton, mostly.
Absolute grade A fuckwits.

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Aug 8, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Police shoot someone = chance for free trainers

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much. The police tactics have been pretty cataclysmically ineffective.

Sundrendy!

by Deleuzian on Aug 8, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel bad for that 89-year-old barber whose shop for 49 years was burned down. Fight the ruling class, I guess.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there any doubt the Pirates will get back on track the next three days?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2011 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Doubters gonna doubt.

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by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

theyre gonna win about ten games in the next three games to make up for the previous 10

in that ten game sweep the giants will only have allowed 4 runs

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Aug 8, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK!
ESPN_MLB ESPN_baseball
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Hypnotist helps Bruce Bochy of San Francisco Giants quit chewing tobacco – http://es.pn/osgGhT

Follow me on Twitter @MTLJosh

by Montreal Giants Fan on Aug 8, 2011 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

BORKREAKING!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 8, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breaking

Hypnotist helps Giants stop swinging at pitches in the dirt!

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Post-hypnotic suggestion causes Bochy to squawk like a chicken....

….at the sight of a tin of chewing tobacco. “No one could have forseen this happening,” according to a team representative.

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Aug 8, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Agent Ned

2011 fWAR and salary

James McDonald: 0.3, $443 thousand
Ted Lilly: 0.3, $7 million

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Aug 8, 2011 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Your minor league thought for the day:
teachmetodugi11 Ryan Verdugo
Diet mountain dew is the nectar of the gods I decided..but it looks like my pee after I take vitamins #refreshing

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 8, 2011 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

"Vitamins?"

Suspicious.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vitamin B’s baybee

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Diet? Dude’s out of his mind.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throwback Mountain Dew is the best. It tickles yer innards!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason I cannot get into the throwback

Tastes too watered down for some reason.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 8, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throwback Dew = good
Throwback Dr. Pepper = not so good

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t get behind the Throwback Dew. Something seemed very off about it.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

THELETTER IS ON MY SIDE

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 8, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD YOU CAN BE WRONG TOGETHER

/cracks open a throwback mountain dew and gives you both the stink-eye

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t look at the stink eye! DON’T LOOK AT IT!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can you give us both just the one eye?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 8, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have two kids – it’s a necessary skill.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am feeling a little short changed, here.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 8, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or become a teacher. Then you learn how to give “the look” to an entire classroom.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

Photobucket

"Grant is a genius." - section214 - 5/17/11

by otis29 on Aug 8, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

comedic genius.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 8, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure were.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still is. Mello Yello FTW!

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

WASN'T YOUR MOM?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Lets’ just say there was hillbilly juice involved.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

More Bochy

When Beltran left the game yesterday, why did he put in Aaron Rowand instead of Cody Ross? Not only is Ross a better left fielder, the spot was due up fourth in the next inning and they wasted an at bat on Rowand. Bochy may like his outfielders spinning around like ballerinas or routine fly balls, but when the game is on the line I get kind of nervous.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2011 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Bork'd

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

bubbles!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Diet Mountain Dew!

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 8, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only things worse that Diet Dew

Tejada
Rowand
Zito

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Aug 8, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i asked that same question to myself at the game yesterday

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants offense could use all the tips it can get

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 8, 2011 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Starts throwing bats at opposing pitchers.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the name on the jersey? Costanza? It’s George Costanza.

by non sequitur on Aug 8, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Constanza.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 8, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

What in the hell...

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year. .529 OPS this year. Ouch.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that.

by free f.p. #14 on Aug 8, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPAM FOR THE OVERLORD

http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/8/8/2351921/the-greatest-swing-ever-taken-by-a-non-pitcher

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 8, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s hitting .412/.429/.588.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he foul tip that?

Or just confuse the hell out of the catcher?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 8, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um ......

looks like a Happy Gilmore swing. lol.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 8, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

He’s like the Happy Gilmore of baseball!

Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 8, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Happy Gilmore of baseball?

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 8, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

cross legged swings are aesthetically cool at least

PROUD FATHER of a baby totally made during the 2010 World Series.

by Bret1110 on Aug 8, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like Ichiro!

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by Natto on Aug 8, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

...... no, Colonel Sanders, you're wrong ......

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 8, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

But butbutbut mama said, but mama said.

(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!

by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 8, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

How to swing a cricket bat

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batting_(cricket)

That should answer a few questions for people. He seems to have learned his hacks in the American version since this video was taken.

by Ian A on Aug 8, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

hanrahan52 Joel Hanrahan
Driving through San Fran is like riding a roller coaster!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 8, 2011 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Worse

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 8, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It should be noted that I love roller coasters.

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 8, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Easier if you don’t type twitterz while you drive, meat.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he’s only in SOMA.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hayseed.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get him on a Trolly

Then let him know the only thing it is driving it is a giant cable underground.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Aug 8, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

WS Trophy goes to Outside Lands

Hopefully it makes fun of Phish.

Want to be a part of Giants history, and have a blast at one of the year’s biggest festivals? Just head to StubHub TicketSquid, grab your tickets to Outside Lands, and then swing by the StubHub TicketSquid tent during the festival to get your picture taken with the World Series Trophy!

The trophy will be in the tent on Saturday from 3-6, and Sunday from 12-4, so you’ll have plenty of changes to get your pic snapped between sets from some of the hottest artists around!

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That reminds me, I need to be out of town that weekend.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which weekend is that? We need to remember not to go anywhere in that direction on those dates!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This weekend!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This coming.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oyster Point Marriott, here I come …

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

we have company, so I can't do that

can’t you just shelter-in-place? Or will you be blown out by sound?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, actually I’ll just SIP. It’s not the music; I like that. It’s the drunk/high girls wandering to and from. (Girls because their noises are of a higher pitch than males.)

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I took my nephew to a LL game in the Marina on Bay to Breakers day, the 9AM drunks were pretty annoying (especially since they were “trying to get to the race”).

I imagine it’s fairly unpleasant in those houses facing over the park, but I imagine that those folks will jet off to Aspen or something to avoid.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Fri, Sat, Sun

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!!!! no Bay Area plans for this weekend!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should come down, there’s some kind of free concert. Which you’d really like because it will be covered by a haze of skunkweed smoke.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tempting as that sounds…. maybe we’ll go hiking in the Sierras instead. Thanks though.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddammit. My neighborhood!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get [your microbus] offa my lawn!

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

just got a tweet from someone that i can rent my driveway….

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Been there, done that ......

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 8, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

/takes off glasses

My God.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

0_0

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s an anagram … omg

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol ......

Fontenot, huh? That’s a first for sure.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 8, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

VISA

IT’S EVERYWHERE YOU WANNA BE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

PING!

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 8, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And some places you don’t!

Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | McImage Directory | Confused? Check the McWiki

by Natto on Aug 8, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking for a miracle?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

and yet the Giants refuse to let the stay with me for few hours. Bastards! And I live right by OTL too

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 8, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, Nicasio got two plates and bolt in his neck to hold his spine together. :(

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 8, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Crazy sad. So it was the ball that broke his neck? Or did he hit his head on the way down or something? I don’t really want to watch the video

by Rdubya on Aug 8, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched the video

…and thought it looked like his head hitting the ground did it, but I’m no doctor

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 8, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Initially, I was a little annoyed at the article

but thinking about it…wasn’t there a cap with plastic inserts on the side to protect players?

I’m of the opinion that something is better that nothing, yet hitters avoid the “gazoo” helmets that protect them, but “look goofy.” Pitchers refuse a small shin guard, one of which would have kept Roy Halladay, the most durable of modern pitchers, from having a broken leg from a comebacker a couple years back. I’ve long thought that a small insert of hard plastic and perhaps a bit of foam could be put inside the pitcher’s hat while pitching, giving him some extra protection. It wouldn’t help in all situations, but I know that pro pitchers wouldn’t go for the pitching helmets that we’re starting to see in youth leagues.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/writers/will_carroll/08/08/fantasy-baseball-injuries/index.html#ixzz1UTHIfZBB

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate it but this is why we get it all the fucking time
ESPN Earns Highest “Sunday Night Baseball” Overnight Of Season
ESPN earned a 3.6 overnight Nielsen rating for last night’s 10-inning Yankees-Red Sox matchup, marking the net’s best "Sunday Night Baseball" rating of the season to date. The 3.6 overnight is up 33% from a 2.7 rating for the same matchup on the same weekend last year. When national ratings are released tomorrow, the telecast is expected to be ESPN’s best "SNB" audience since Red Sox-Yankees on June 3, 2007. Last night’s game earned a 17.0 local rating in Boston and an 8.6 rating in N.Y. (THE DAILY).

.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 8, 2011 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a feedback cycle. It gets the highest ratings because ESPN goes out of its way to market it.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

they don't really need to 'market' Yankees-Red Sox

It is what it is, you know? Two of the three best teams in baseball, in two of the largest cities in the country, in a rivalry that goes back over a hundred years. It’s kind of a big deal.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 8, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's just the numbers

they have the most fans, so if they both play in the game, the national fanbases will watch, and by default you have the highest ratings.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

so it’s great business to put them on TV as much as possible. It’s not like the Giants have never been on ESPN this year.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 8, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not enough dammit!

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but they still market it. Flipping through Sportscenter last Wednesday, they were already yakking up the Yankees-Red Sox “showdown” on Sunday.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

PtB Sightings

Anyone seen him lately???? There’s one lineup permutation that needs to be tried again, if for nothing more than to get Scott away from the lineup.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

He was in the scrum vs. the Phils, no?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably gonna be suspended soon.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 8, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

PtB was throwing punches? Didn’t see him on the video the first time.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn't do anything but

You can’t go on the field for a fight if you’re on the DL.

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by Natto on Aug 8, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is on the DL

when you are on the DL you are not allowed on the field for any reason. By leaving the dug out he should be suspended.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 8, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito, too.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol the Zito picture.

That was great.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 8, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one that doesn’t require photoshop? LOL.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darn

I saw Zito out there as well.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t you serve your suspension on the DL though? Seems dumb to suspend him.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think one of the beat writers said that they would serve it after they came off the DL.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Takes up a roster spot.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have to be eligible to come off the DL, too.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any Tejada sighting?

Lose PtB, but gain a Tehaha and Zito suspension.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting article on MLBTR about the challenges faced by Dominican players of Haitian descent. Antihaitianismo is a major factor in Dominican society.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Antihaitianismo

What a great word for a shitty thing. Stop giving all the good words to situations that don’t make for good everyday conversations, dammit

by Rdubya on Aug 8, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until the quake, I thought they were two different islands

I had no idea how much bad blood there was

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 8, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Long ago Haiti conquered the eastern half of the island. The Dominican Republic has never forgotten that.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

random dumb idea

Before the nation was virtually destroyed by an earthquake, I thought MLB could do some good by opening some baseball academies there. Talk about an untapped pool of talent… and limitless need.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought that Haitains that lived in Haiti (as opposed to those that were in the DR) didn’t give a crap about baseball. Now off to read that article.

Please don't cut Ishikawa! 2009 Tops All-Star Rookie and World Champ 2010!

by kennv on Aug 8, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think they do

it’s more in Miami and the DR.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sport there is soccer; Haiti made the World Cup once. If the necessary baseball infrastructure would be set up, though, I’m sure Haiti could produce plenty of baseball players.

BTW, your signature is a bit outdated.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

1974 I believe (the year Beckenbaur’s West Germany side beat Cruyff’s Holland side).

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Signature

He’s still my boy!

Please don't cut Ishikawa! 2009 Tops All-Star Rookie and World Champ 2010!

by kennv on Aug 9, 2011 5:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Watch out NL West
TroyRenck
Rockies have signed millwood i have learned There’s a chance he could start Wednesday
33 minutes ago via TweetDeck

by Hyoton on Aug 8, 2011 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT

we’re doomed

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies

Signing all of the Giants’ former nemeses. Maybe they can sign Maddux out of retirement and trade for Marquis.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

my heroes .......

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

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by Azmanz on Aug 8, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I’m going to the DBacks vs Mets game on Saturday. I’m thinking that I will wear my Giants hat even though they aren’t playing. Is this sort of thing looked down upon?

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by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s go Mets!

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

My other idea was to wear orange and blue.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Root for the Mets and tell them...

….“The enemy of my enemy is my friend!”. Throw in a “For the shire!” in case they get too close.

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by kettlecorn on Aug 8, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reyes on DL

Hamstring again

Murphy too – likely out for season.

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by drdata24 on Aug 8, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just had a conversation about that at the SJ Giants game last night (where we saw Yankees, Cubs and Padres gear). The consensus of the two people I was talking to about it was that it was a no no. I know other people who would do it, though.

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The couple in front of us at the SJ Giants game last night were wearing Dodgers gear. They said “Let’s go Dodgers!” once but then thought better of it.

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 8, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s odd. At least they stopped!

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s never OK.

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by Natto on Aug 8, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

My little league team was called the Dodgers. We went to a San Jose Giants game once. Some of the kids wore their Dodgers shirts.

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by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, so maybe that was the reason. That would be okay then.

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 8, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s different. That happens a lot at those games where they have the kids in uniforms go on the field with the player, and it totally fine that they’re representing for their little league team.

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

as I know I've said too often

in 3 SFLL days at the park, I’ve never seen a Dodgers team.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

My coach was from Southern California.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

SFLL?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, Cupertino American.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tony Bruno hates you, then.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was on the A’s in Little League. Appropriately, it was the 70’s and we won the championship.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always thought it was weird too.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it looks odd at an MLB game

but especially if it’s compounded with jacket, jersey…. I remember a guy in full-on Pirates gear at an SF-SD game.

There was a thread about this a while back at AN, in which the Athletic Supporters came out in full force for REPRESENTIN THA COLORS ESPECIALLY AT AT&T BECUZ YOU GOTTA REPRESENT.

At a minor league or college game, who cares.

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I could wear my Timmy jersey opened up to reveal my Cain shirt underneath. No, I’m thinking I’ll just wear some orange and blue to support the not-DBacks.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hats are kind of whatever, because hey, maybe that’s your only hat.
Jerseys are a bit bolder, because presumably you have other shirts.
I just think it’s odd to wear something in support of a team that isn’t actually in the contest.

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by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just think it’s odd to wear something in support of a team that isn’t actually in the contest.

Me too. I do have other hats I just never wear them. It’s in an airport hangar so I can go hat-less.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will say

I’d never say anything to anyone about it. Which I suppose is why I didn’t get the AN “GOTTA REPRESENTN” thing, because the subtext was you basically wait for someone to say something and then you can have a TRASH TALK SMACKDOWN™, which is apparently the obligation of the home team fans.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it’s the only hat you have, you’re in the sun and it’s 109˚ out… wear the hat.
I just usually assume people wearing the “wrong” teams are on vacation from somewheres else.

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re wearing Rays gear to a Giants-Dodgers game, you’re a hipster.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of hipsters, I got my Giants fedora yesterday from my buddy who used my tickets that day. Very small lid. I’m no Bochy (7.5 capsize), but this thing was small. Unfortunately, it fit my wife perfectly.

/remains_non_Hipster

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot that the conversation initially started because we saw a guy wearing an A’s jacket (which he must have purchased in 1989).

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

you failed kdl! You were supposed to say something so they could tell you how much they HATES THE GNATS

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was supposed to run up and assault him, according to A’s fan legend. The truth is, most Giants fans don’t care. AT ALL.

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty much what riles them up. Not that I have ever felt like this in relation to, say, the Eastern clubs.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s one on Twitter who designates himself the “biggest Giants hater” or something like that. He gets all butthurt and whiny when Giants fans aren’t nice to him. I’m like, “maybe it’s your approach?”

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one?

http://www.athleticsnation.com/2011/6/25/2244400/i-wore-an-athletics-jersey-to-the-giants-indians-game-last-night

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

thar she blows. Literally.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This guy seems like a winner
What self respecting A’s fan goes to a giants game when the A’s are not playing

And you rooted for the Giants????

And begging for a new ball park with fair weather fans?

What is this the Chris Townsend show????

Gianst fans are mooks. They don’t know how to Cheer or boo and half of them are not even paying attention to the game.

Hello? You play to win the game!


 by LetsGoA’s on Jun 27, 2011 7:07 AM PDT
I do that to giants fans all the time. Lot’s of people in the bleachers do.

If you don’t want to be called "gay" for wearing a giants hat, my guess is you should just stay in att park, or go watch the game at a bar in the castro. And SF is literally the gayest city in the united states. Everyone knows it. More gays per capita than anywhere in the world. It is what it is.

Hello? You play to win the game!


 by LetsGoA’s on Jun 28, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Repressing something maybe?

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

And SF is literally the gayest city in the united states. Everyone knows it. More gays per capita than anywhere in the world

And this is a bad thing? Douche.

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 8, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw somewhere that Minneapolis is gayer now.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Austin was potentially too?

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by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Later, on Twinkie Town...

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAYME

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAY ME

FTFU

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Aug 8, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

well i dont see how its a good thing.

it just is what it is

Imagine. Lincecum still hitting 99-101 with the gun. Greatest pitcher of modern time??

by Vaccaro on Aug 8, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry

I didn’t mean to have this all dredged up, at least the comments on the thread are closed. I was pretty surprised at the uniformity of the comments though, even for them.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not since the Lincoln-Douglas debates has there been such an engaging, thought-provoking analysis of issues facing American society.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I look forward

to hearing analysis on the next installment of Dialogue.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll broadcast live from YBI and try to find common ground for the two teams.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

HELLO?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I play for funsies!

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by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love commercials for light beer!

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by Natto on Aug 8, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny that they can’t stand the Giants so much that they even hate the Giants colors.

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by Natto on Aug 8, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's spelled

“GNATS”, Nat.

MY GOD/ /takes off glasses

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIBALCOANTS

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by Natto on Aug 8, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This made me think of which college in the bay area uses orange and black. I thought it was the Broncos because the Dons are green and gold, but no.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pacific (Tigers, I think).

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some people do, which I think is just bizarre.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 8, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupidest Jersey Faux Pax

I’m a huge Edmonton Oilers fan and 5 years ago at Game 5 against the Sharks, there was an idiot in a Calgary Flames jersey roaming the corridor during intermission.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to wear my Giants cap to a Yankees/Rays game on Friday.

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by Natto on Aug 8, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caps are always okay.

Full kit, not so much.

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by kennv on Aug 8, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get annoyed at people who wear gear of teams that aren't playing in the game

But I don’t get annoyed about people who just wear a hat, because, hey, maybe that’s your only hat.

by GiantPain on Aug 8, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

it’s a good excuse to get another hat.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, maybe that’s your only hat.

People keep saying this. Do people really only have one hat??? I have many hats but most are Giants hats and the others I rarely wear.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have a hat kind of face. I do have 3.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 faces?

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by rotorueter on Aug 8, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brahma, Vishnu, Shiva

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

that beats “two faces have I” by Lou Christie.

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Aug 8, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

and on the way to the park

buy a cheap one for $5.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

A hat that only costs $5 is probably not a hat I would want to wear. Maybe I’ll just wear my amateur team’s hat.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every hat I own is Giants or Eagles.

So I can totally see this being the case.

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by Azmanz on Aug 8, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aside from winter-keep-me-warm hats and hiking-keep-me-cool hats…
I have 2 Giants hats and a Sharks hat, not forking out the $$$ to buy anymore hats.

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

better wear the Sharks hat

on your trip to Dodger Stadium then!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way in hell I’d ever set foot in that septic tank of a stadium.

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bought an A’s hat on clearance at Target so I could wear it to be an extra in Moneyball.

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you can REPRESENT at the Gnats game!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

I actually went to a ton of A’s games growing up. I always liked the Giants more, but going to Candelstick from Sonora was tough for a family on a budget.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss the old Coliseum, if Mt. Davis hadn’t turned it into such a shit hole I’d probably still go to games there.

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still go to a couple of A’s games a year because the tickets are just so damn cheap and it is easy to get to from Berkeley

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved it when they had $2 tickets. Also, taking BART there is so convenient!

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

They still do! Wednesday day games

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 8, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would not take a vacation day to go to an A’s game, but if I’m ever unemployed, I’m there!

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, the joys of Grad School. I am so sad that it is almost done.

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 8, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

More lucrative to spare change at PacT&T.

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sonora’s so far from both that it doesn’t seem like there would be much of a difference.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a huge difference, though. It’s maybe not that many miles away, but with traffic and the parking mess at the ’stick, Oakland was always far more convenient. Plus we had family in Walnut Creek.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

adding the get out of SF traffic to the back-to-Sacramento traffic was not insignificant, at least for my dad, who was basically neutral to which team we were seeing in the first place and just trying to treat me to a game.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ‘Stick is way South, too. It’s not like the difference between Oakland and AT&T.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was a kid BARTing over to an A’s game from Fremont or Hayward wasn’t a big deal. Try getting to Candlestick from thereback in the late 70’s early 80’s. Sheeesh.

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still refuse to go to a 49er game. What a nightmare.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Been to one 9er game. We had a horrible experience. More drunks and assholes than any other professional sporting event I’d ever attended. … and I’ve been to 3 Raider games.

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

surprises me not at all

there’s bus service to Balboa Park BART, I have no idea how reliable that is.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had fans of the other team in front of us, and they were basically the worst people I’ve ever encountered in my life.

Getting out of there was a complete nightmare. Plus, it’s a Sunday so I have to work the next day. No thank you.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a Dodgers cap.

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by Natto on Aug 8, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am disappoint.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the after?

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by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somewhere on ratemypoo.com

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by Natto on Aug 8, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Specifically: Number 13,444 of 13,445 entries. (Don’t ask.)

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, then.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indefensible.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still have a red Yankees hat that I bought in 1998 because of that Limp Bizkit song!!

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a Yankees cap from an MLB The Show promotion. They sent me a random cap.

Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | McImage Directory | Confused? Check the McWiki

by Natto on Aug 8, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I didn’t know this about you.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol. I was 13 at the time.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

At 13 I was drawing that Nirvana smiley face thing on my pants.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

overachiever.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drawing on your cloths is much worse IMO.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wore overall shorts with a rayon shirt

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 8, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like to sew patches on my pants so I don’t have to deal with shopping for more. Truly comfortable jeans are hard to find.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to sew a patch on my jeans … there’s a hole right beneath the crotch.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s for easy access

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/blushes

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be sure to remove the jeans before sewing.

by younghutch on Aug 8, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually tried to sew a patch into my jeans once while wearing them on a plane.

I found out that it would have been a better idea to take my pants off than to try that. The air marshal was not pleased.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

screaming on a plane for sticking a needle in your leg is frowned upon

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

it wasn’t like crying screaming, though. more like “OWWWWWWWWWWWWW”

but enough to get plenty of attention.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glory.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like to sew patches on my pants so I don’t have to deal with shopping for more. Truly comfortable jeans are hard to find.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like to sew patches on my pants so I don’t have to deal with shopping for more. Truly comfortable jeans are hard to find.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

my internetz fucked up.

on my screen it actually shows like I didn’t post anything at all.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have 1 hat at atime

It’s always a Giants hat. When it gets too old and dirty, I scour the stores looking for a hat to fit my tiny odd shaped head.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 8, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

By some. Not by me.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh.

A friend of mine was at the Phillies brawl game and took photos.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 8, 2011 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, didn’t realize Victorino was pushing the ump that much.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh he did even more later on.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the picture of Utley strolling up, bat in hand.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

reminds me of:

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 8, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eli Roth is the man.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 8, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

or...

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball Furies = WEAK

The Warriors didn’t even have bats and they STILL kicked the crap out of them.

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 8, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

srsly

worst disappointment in that movie, they had the best schtick and got devastated.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is actually a really interesting story behind Donny "The Bear Jew" Donowitz in tarantino's universe

its all super connected with his other movies
http://www.cracked.com/article_19323_6-movie-tv-universes-that-overlap-in-mind-blowing-ways.html

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Aug 8, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who did Victorino club from behind after getting away from the ump?

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Bam Bam

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bam Bam

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

A brave astronaut.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we plunk Victorino again if we’re up 3-0 in a playoff series?

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You go ahead.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I’m pretty sure Pablo laid a punch on him (Rectum, not Bam Bam) after he got sucked into the pile.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 8, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good for him.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPAM FOR THE OVERLORD'S MORTAL ENEMY

http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/8/8/2351973/cody-ransom-hits-a-home-run

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 8, 2011 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

HE WHO WEARS ARGYLE

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s actually a pretty good-looking swing. And yet, .226/.311/.393. That was his 10th career HR in 8+ seasons.

by non sequitur on Aug 8, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blast off Kershaw .......

let’s hope he never comes back. Regardless, wreck’d.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 8, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

When did he EVER throw a pitch that fat in a Giants game?

Of course, he might have, and it probably got missed or popped up.

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 8, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my

this is a masterpiece

by sayheybk on Aug 8, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch

Bobby jenks having colonoscopy. Has has stomach issues last few days.

by TBRMKane on Aug 8, 2011 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Well there’s an image I was expecting to see.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feel bad for that doctor.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 8, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a pain in the ass.

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 8, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don’t really hurt. It’s the prep that sucks.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 8, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean the "GoLytely"?

Most inaccurate name for any substance in history.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 8, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG Scott throwing BP to his boy right now at the park

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s so annoying when players I loathe to see playing have cute kids and seem like actual human beings.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

How dare they make me feel bad for hating them.

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 8, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t hate Rowand, I just don’t want him playing on my favorite baseball team.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

you just said you loathed him

just sayin’

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 8, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

“loathe to see playing” is not loathing the actual human being. He seems nice enough.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Rowand’s just potty training the kid the way his father taught him

by Rdubya on Aug 8, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol’d for reals.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awwww, Scott.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand is just doing that

because the kid got tired of pitching to Rowand. Strike 14!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Daddy, I thought you said you could hit.”

“Son, I haven’t hit since I was your age.”

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bringing the curtain down on a nearly 200-year-old tradition, leaders of the US House of Representatives announced Monday that they were doing away with the chamber’s “page” program.

Republican House Speaker John Boehner and Democratic House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi cited the high cost of the program as well as advances in technology that have reduced the need for the teenaged messengers’ services.

No more teen pages in the House of Reps. Heh

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Job destroyers.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boy toyers

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy lawyers

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Messengers!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

RANDY JOHNSONS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

RANDY WOLVES

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 8, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Democrats and their girls
Republicans and their boys

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

How diplomatic. Of course, we will all call this the Mark Foley Rule.

by non sequitur on Aug 8, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who will get groped now, the secretaries?

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

AMERICA!

AM I RIGHT??

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/grabs America’s crotch

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sign o the cross

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no one else to give them blowjobs except the secretaries.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 8, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I considered applying to be a page but then I didn’t.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I considered applying for a job at Borders last year but they wouldn’t take me.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

and now they are no more….

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coincidence? No!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

something in the annual report

about continually replacing the store stereo system.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to the Borders two weeks and saw they were selling everything between 20 and 10 percent and there was hardly anyone in the store. I went today when everything was going for 50% and the store was packed.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 8, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cost?

I’m sure they could pay nothing and people would still apply.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Accommodations and such, I would imagine.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEY TERK ARE JERRRRRRRRRBZ

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 8, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

DRRK A DURRR

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thank the baseball Gods...

every Pirates series when we are not facing Tim Alderson, because that means Sabean made a good trade.

Same will go for every Mets series and Zach Wheeler.

by djfivenine on Aug 8, 2011 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

So we’ve got this stupid ps3 remote thingy, with about a bizillion buttons on it … and not ONE of them says “OFF”. WTF?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

You have to push the PS button long enough for it to give you the option to turn off the system. It needs to power itself down properly.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL you tryin to kill it

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 8, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I do that. You hit the stupid “button” on the machine itself and it just stares at you like “Yeah? Really? No.”
The cat flopped on the remote and managed to turn on the ps3, yes, our fault for leaving it on the chair….. but then to turn it off I have to find 2 other remotes and scroll through screens and wtf ever. Energy hog.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf

Only three?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy fuck.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOTBAGGS:
Source tells ESPN 3 games on Victorino and he’ll appeal. Still no word on Giants possible suspensions. tinyurl.com/3fqtx93

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

So he got a game suspension…

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's pretty weak.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 8, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be funny if MLB decided to piss off the Phillies by issuing suspensions to the Giants of, oh say 2 innings for Sandoval, 3 innings for Whiteside, 12 pitches for Ramirez, etc.

by younghutch on Aug 8, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hank called Bruno a racialist and Damon and Gary thought it was out of line

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

“racialist?”

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry- sometimes I can’t remember which word is correct. I do it all the time now with strategery. I once used it in a scientific talk in front of ~1000 people

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

is that true? And did you get a big laugh?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was a scientific presentation.

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

So no? (Scientists are boring, get it?)

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t making fun—it’s such a loaded issue, I just wanted to ensure I understood.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

no i know.,.. i really did not do it on purpose. guess i need to be more careful with my tweeting

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Racialist isn’t really incorrect. It’s just never used in America.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand it’s a (largely) British variant, but wasn’t sure if it had a subtle (or not so subtle) difference in contemporary usage.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

In skinhead circles, it’s used to differentiate ‘white supremacist’ from ‘person who judges everyone by their racial background’. So one can cling to their racism while denying that it necessarily inlcudes hatred or violence. Or so I gather.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

but it has entered my own personal lexicon as the result of hearing Ali G use it.

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Top Gear

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Brian Wilson of comedy?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce and Radnich are such idiot douches. If they really said that Schulman only called Bruno’s comment “racist” to stay on the Giants’ good sign, they’re even dumber than I thought. And, of course they’re going to defend Bruno, regardless of what a loser he is. Yuck.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

*side

Not “sign.”

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never did hear what Bruno said.

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by Azmanz on Aug 8, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree- seems to be a trend

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think his daily meltdowns are HILARIOUS. This guy should not be allowed to be on Twitter.

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially when the team is in Arizona.

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by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The whole immigration issue. I still followed him when he went on that rant.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I just started following him in the past couple weeks when I found out what a trainwreck he was.

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

His daily meltdowns became too much for me.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 8, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had just ditched Jen Kirkman so I was missing Twit meltdowns in my life.

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get ready for more meltdowns then.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 8, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME METLDOWWWWWNS???

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sent lots of tweets about how the women thereabouts were dressed like hookers.

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by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was right here.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Word.

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

le sigh

I hoped they’d get Bruno off 1050 but that doesn’t inspire much confidence.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

There’s the raven calling the crow black. WAIT THATS RACIST TOO

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brooks and Kreuger on the Bruno incident were rather interesting….

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do think it’s interesting that Kreuger got hired back right around when the Bruno incident happened. I wasn’t all that interested in hearing what a horrible experience this has been for Bruno, though.

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kreuger said he saw the tweet while he was at the game with his daughter and said it kind of ruined his weekend because he knew it would have to be talked about and well… history and stuff….

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t think what Kreuger said was as bad as what Bruno said, but it’s sort of splitting hairs, I guess. I just felt like he wanted the listeners to feel sympathy to Bruno, and I just don’t.

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t like Bruno, don’t like Radish, don’t like Bruce… so my point of view may be skewed.

Kreuger will most likely always get a pass from me for staying on the air overtime on a certain late October evening in 2002.

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He seems fine, and probably got too much shit for what happened. He was doing his best today to talk about how one has to take responsibility for his actions. I just wasn’t ready to hear how terrible it was that people are “coming out of the woodwork” to attack Bruno, and how hard this must be for Bruno right now. You reap what you sow, dude.

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember him

actually making an effort to apologize, earnestly.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said he went straight to Felipe Alou to apologize, but Alou wasn’t ready (classless, vile!). But, then, a year after the incident, they were able to talk.

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't really remember

I think I heard him on Gary’s show apologizing too.

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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

In case it wasn’t clear, my comment was based on things he said today on his show. I don’t know where else he apologized, though.

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I meant BITD

There were 2-3 days there of damage control where he seemed to be doing all he could to make up for it, then he and Tony Salvatore or whoever got canned.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he seemed to take more responsibility for it.

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

We do not sow.

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by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda feel bad for Krueger, he spent his time in the desert for (IMO) less.

Bruno? Assuming he’s not been hounded by people trying to turn his car over, he can wear it. He deserves a “horrible experience”, if by that he means articles and interviews about what a jerk he was and is being.

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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

@hankschulman
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Hey, @DamonBruce, if you think I ever issue an opinion to stay on the Giants’ good side, you’re more ignorant than I thought.

@DamonBruce
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@hankschulman More ignorant than you thought? So you were scoring me ignorant to begin with, now, even more so? Thanks pal.

@hankschulman
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Let’s not play semantics. If I eat a pizza, I’m a pizza eater. If you make a racist statement, you’re a racist.

@DamonBruce
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@hankschulman … You know I’m ignorant, like you now know Bruno is racist, like you know the world is round?

@hankschulman
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Fight over. I won’t give him the satisfaction of giving him more publicity.

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by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 8, 2011 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

BREAKING

Damon Bruce is ignorant.

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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does Bruno’s last comment even mean.

by non sequitur on Aug 8, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He may not be ignorant, it may all be an act, but his character comes across as a big time homophobic misogynist. Perfect schtick for Podunk Iowa, not the best match for the Bay Area.

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Podunk is in Idaho

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, all this time I’ve been making an idiot out of myself!

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by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Radnich is boring and full of hot air, but Bruce is disgusting.

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIGHT THE SIGNAL

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruno linked to pizza-eater!

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are the chances that their whole little bit has been orchestrated ??

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What would anyone gain from it?

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ratings? page hits?
I dunno
Baggs and Ratto had their little play flame war a couple of weeks ago…

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

@hankschulman … You know I’m ignorant, like you now know Bruno is racist, like you know the world is round?

Is this saying that Hank is right? Shouldn’t he have said like you know the world is flat or something?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

the world is round???

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah this was very confusing.

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by Azmanz on Aug 8, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess he is proving he is ignorant!

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, not something we needed demonstrated, but the proof’s in the proof!

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess this is the type of stuff you sputter out when you’re mad.

by non sequitur on Aug 8, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

In two hours he will totally think of something better he should have said.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Born to host radio, that’s for sure!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well the jerk store called, and they’re running out of you!

by Hyoton on Aug 8, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

/slugs you a good one

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

por que?

I think having a quick mind and ability to respond is an important skill, and I think that this particular host lacks said skill. Talent. Whatever.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmmm pizza…

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by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

—Ray Ratto

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. Now I’m not hungry anymore.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amici's!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what that is but it sounds Italian and yummy!

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by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Local pizza place

It’s is pretty bad.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

burnt greasy pizza… gross

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason even that sounds good. I think I’m just hungry.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

it means “friendship” in Italian!

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

jeebus

image block FTW!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

1985!

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

springsteen, madonna

way before nirvana

/apologizes for this post

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally forgot about that song.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now a member of the Bay Area radio Hall of Fame.

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by SFGuy on Aug 8, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh one of our centers ordered from there

First, they ordered only vegetarian pizzas.
Second, they were all… not good. Hard, not much flavor, other than … cardboard-y. Maybe they were sitting too long.

by freesia39 on Aug 8, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

the hilarious thing is that Bruno spent about 20 minutes this morning manically talking over anyone else who tried to speak all while telling people to avoid making mistakes like this on twitter. Damon Bruce is a fucking idiot

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how he calls it a “mistake.” I don’t think you accidentally say something like that without having the thought already in your mind somewhere, whether subconsciously or consciously.

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you don’t “accidentally” come up with something like that.
You might “accidentally” say it instead of keeping it to yourself, but that hardly makes you look any better.

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by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right. They’re acting like the problem is that he was stupid for letting it slip, not a gross human being for thinking it in the first place.

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a "mistake"

First you talk about it on your program. Then you get on your Twitter and knowingly type the remark. Then you give a half-arse apology about it in which you try to prove that “the best defense is a good offense” by calling the other people idiots.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s very transparent.

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

it seems to me that the phrase he used was not bad, per se, but it seemed pretty clear that he meant it to be insulting.

unlike if someone fumbled over a word and said the wrong one, his intent was to be insulting.

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by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

was not bad, per se

You and I will just have to agree to disagree about that.

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, I understand that there is such a thing as an “illegal alien” and, by itself, is not an insult. But, used in this context, it sounded like it came from a bad place. It sounded like he doesn’t think guys from Latin America should be playing in the MLB.

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d agree with you – he sees dark skin and a hispanic name, and he uses what has become a very loaded short-hand insult. That’s not an accident.

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what I meant.

his intent was to make it an insult.

that makes it way worse than if someone inadvertently used a slur.

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by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see what you’re saying – there are, in fact, illegal aliens, but when he threw it at Ramirez, it was meant to be a slur. I get what you mean.

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruno clearly thinks that “illegal alien” is a bad thing, per se, though. I guess that’s where I was initially coming from.

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

“unlike if someone fumbled over a word and said the wrong one, his intent was to be insulting.”

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I get it. Sorry.

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

no problem

:-)

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by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you are agreeing – I can refer to an actual undocumented individual as an illegal alien and not mean it any other way than from a purely legal standpoint. But for a segment of people, it is a nasty insult.

For Bruno, it was an insult. And a racist one, based on Ramirez’ ethnicity and name.

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think we’re agreeing

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by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That never stopped anyone from arguing before.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

RABBLE!!!

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUT UP

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

absolutely not!

but I came here for abuse!

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by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

I didn’t realize they actually had him on for a defense. That’s pretty embarrassing, and I’m willing to bet he still didn’t actually apologize.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He never has apologized. It’s sort of like, “whoops, probably shouldn’t have said that out loud, but you guys are so much worse for calling me on it!”

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who do you think you are, holding me accountable for my actions? You’re almost as bad as that Lars guy from Twitter!

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved it when he said that people shouldn’t be name calling. Um. I guess only he can name call?

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

They didn’t have Bruno on. I think several posts in this thread are confusing Bruce and Bruno.

by QuakeFan on Aug 8, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Bruno go on his show today? Isn’t he syndicated on 1050?

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a night show.

by QuakeFan on Aug 8, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah

Thanks. That’s what I thought was being talked about.

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotcha
This also saves me from having to listen to Dumbon and DumbKRON via podcast later.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Bruce make racist comments too?

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by slackersphere17 on Aug 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damon Bruce is usually good for gay bashing or woman bashing. Subtle shit… like “Woman don’t bother me I’m watching football, get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.” kind of crap. Totally bush league.

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I truly hate this.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

wheres the gay bashing?

Imagine. Lincecum still hitting 99-101 with the gun. Greatest pitcher of modern time??

by Vaccaro on Aug 8, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bashes you

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. Wish I’d thought of that joke.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotta be hardcore, my brutha.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I owe everyone an apology.
My comment above is a very stupid comment. I was riffing on a meme and it came out very ugly. As I have come back and seen the post again I am very much taken back by how it appears. At the time I felt like I was harmlessly riffing a MCC meme, but on the surface it looks very ugly, and I feel bad about it and want to apologize to everyone. My sincere apologies to everyone.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm all about the gay brushing.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What have you against happy people?

Is your life so awful you have bash a happy person?

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 8, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

reply fail

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 8, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should go up to cody_ransom’s post.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 8, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

…but an epic one. Well (inadvertently) played

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bashes you after I drink too much vodka

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Man, don’t bother me, I’m watching football, get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich”.

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

would somebody make me a sammich, damnit!

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 8, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow this is all sorts of awesome.

sensitive and defensive sports personality is sensitive and defensive.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Radnich and Bruce say Bochy was "out of line"?
Turning serious, Bochy said, “Forget the remarks about me. That’s doesn’t bother me. But for a guy to make a racist comment like that and have the ear of so many people, yeah, that bothers me. I can defend myself as a coward, but I don’t know if you can defend yourself making a racist comment.”

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Aug 8, 2011 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

They need to stay on the Giants’ good side.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is just a big dumb lieberal who loves illegal immigrants.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suspect he has Latino friends.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously, that’s the only reason you’d be bothered by that comment. Because you’re irrationally sticking up for your Latino friends.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously, that’s the only reason you’d be bothered by that comment.

Or if you were a human being.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, exactly. Anyone trying to defend this crap… I just don’t know.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, look who’s trying to stay on Bochy’s good side.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is where the party ends
I can’t stand here listening to you
…and you racist friend…

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

TMBG again!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Latino friends

No, I bet they’re MEXICANS!

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I remember Bruno

saying something in the radio “apology” about having lots of Latino friends, and all I could think of was the Stephen Colbert running gag about his “black friend”.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/changes name to Bruce Freedom

LOL CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MANAGER

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the real reason: BORN IN FRANCE

Can I just say, though, that I am so glad that he said that? That took guts, I think. He’s a good person.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yup, he hit all the right notes.

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Aug 8, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, i think Bruno and Bruce are big dumb "lieberals" tho :)

Imagine. Lincecum still hitting 99-101 with the gun. Greatest pitcher of modern time??

by Vaccaro on Aug 8, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

So the chances are most of the SF hotels are booked by people going to Outside Lands?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Try Oakland/Emeryville/Daly City/Redwood City + Public transportation if you really want to go

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to escape! Speedway Meadow is within parking distance of my apartment (see discussion above)

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

When we go to the city we often stay at the Best Western at Coyote Point. Cheap, and near Coyote Point. If you can afford it, it might be a nice weekend to visit Santa Cruz or something… all the hippies will have cleared out for the weekend.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wha?
When we go to the city we often stay at the Best Western at Coyote Point

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 8, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

at $70 a night it’s a helluva lot cheaper than actually staying IN the City, and it’s still way closer than Sacramento.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Capri in the Marina (cheap, and has parking).

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG, we used to stay there when I lived back east and worked for the Craft Council. Total dive, but convenient.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

how about

one by the airport? You could take the train down there and then a shuttle.

Or there’s a Holiday Inn Express within walking distance of the Pleasant Hill BART if you want to really get away.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking of just dealing with the foot traffic, but then I checked the festival map and … hmm, maybe I’ll crash at my aunt’s place in Castro Valley …

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tennessee’s lovely this time of year.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

or tennessee

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

BART extension!

Of course, this may require residents of 12 or so states to pay sales taxes for 200 years to build the connecting track, but it’s really worth it.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

…ain’t no place I’d rather be.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep wanting to visit West Virginia

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

HANK:
I’m hearing no Giants suspensions, but I’m double-checking, triple-checking.

TRYING TO STAY OF THE GIANTS GOOD SIDE

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

New may may!

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY CRAP

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s gonna be wicked vengeance the next PHI-SF series!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring ’em on! We know how to fight fair.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we get there! (October)

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohh, the Phillies fans/press are gonna FLIP.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick, mods! Be ready for WholeCamels’ wrath!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like him! Wish we had some sort of pager system here.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT HE WONT LIKE US ANYMORE

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be in my cry-closet.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a cry-pantry

This way you have snacks available.

"Grant is a genius." - section214 - 5/17/11

by otis29 on Aug 8, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that as ‘cry-panty’.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT'S FOR TEARS OF JOY AMIRITE?

"Grant is a genius." - section214 - 5/17/11

by otis29 on Aug 8, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

"tears"

/Portnoy’d

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

CRY PANTRY AND LET LOOSE THE EGGOS OF WAR!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Among the finest in a rich tapestry of nonsense. Rec’d.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

1114875 119 01103

Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | McImage Directory | Confused? Check the McWiki

by Natto on Aug 8, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Madisen Baumgardener is a elligal alian!

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Madson

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

EVERYONE IS OUT TO GET US!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 8, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHITESIDE LIVES

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s going to be hated! You’re in the big time now, Eli!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone hear Eli’s interview with Marty Lurie (yesterday, I think?) It was great. There was a lot of stuff I didn’t know about Eli. Good one with Cabrera, too.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, punctuation fail.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marty is a great interviewer. His old-school take on baseball is another thing.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

For those that didnt hear it, Dustin was a division 2 all-american, and his dad played in a church league in Mississippi.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad KNBR doesn't have a working podcast function.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank goodness.

I was anticipating a Sabean special panic trade where we give up Gary Brown for a crappy backup catcher

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Zuan’ed

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haaaaahahahahahahaha.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Whiteside gets signed by the 49rs.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three Games

Needs a couple more for the Bam Bam drive-by clubbing.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jimmy Rollins

Needs to stop stealing 2nd in an 8-2 ballgame if he doesn’t want to raise Ramirez’ ire again.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this why they threw at Victorino? I didn’t see the game.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 8, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Bochy ordered it. If he did, he’s a far subtler person than I envisioned.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frankly I was expecting something in the second game when they were getting blown out.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Take

Rollins singles in 2 to make it 8-2, then takes off for 2nd. 1 batter later, Victorino gets plunked. Definitely not ordered, but probably understood under baseball’s more subtle rules. I haven’t heard this talked about at all on any media outlets, though.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

what were kruk and kuip saying?

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 8, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dumb Philly fan rage will be hilarious

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 8, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

see that's the thing

if baseball wanted to stop this idiocy they could, instead they do this kind of thing.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

/puts on top hat and monocle

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 8, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHEN BOCHY PITCHED HALLADAY AND LEE IN THE ALL-STAR GAME

HE WAS KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the sunday chronicle writers used “classless and vile” in hisorher column Sunday (8/7). I have the paper in the car, but don’t remember who it was. Just thought that he or she lurks here.

Hi quasi-journalist!

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually the “classless and vile” was straight out of Bruno’s mouth. Or keyboard.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figured someone from here might have tweeted that around and it ended up hitting Bruno’s twitter or FB.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that’s true, I retract my “quasi-journalist.” That would be overstating it.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

“classless and vile” sounds like the title of a new series on TNT.

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Aug 8, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

right after "Damages"

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Staring Dennis Leary.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should be an insult/musical comedy duo.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY WE GET ELI

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Attach the Stone of Triumph!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who controls the British Crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do, we do.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chasm?

Everyone on Twitter freaked out like Utley did that on purpose, and I can’t see how that would even be remotely possible.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay

I thought so, but I wasn’t sure, because there are people who wanted to believe he did it on purpose.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Timmy's fault for being so nasty.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's what the phillies broadcasters were saying

literally, they said that timmy fooled him so badly that he threw the bat/. i lol’d

by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Aug 8, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

I love it when Flemming says “AND HE WAS FOOLED BADLY.”

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

VILE

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by Murray, Present on Aug 8, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

lawls!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, I’m really not looking forward to the shit I’m going to get from my Phllie-loving labmate tomorrow.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rex Kwon Whiteside and Ramirez should have gotten a game IMO and most Philly fans understood that Victorino was going to be penalized the most after the dive back into the pile. As far as retribution goes…there is the throw over Utley’s head by Sanchez in ‘09, the Utley HBP in game 6, and now this…I’d say the Phils will be plunking someone next season, probably Posey. I don’t quite get the seemingly accepted reasoning of Rollins’ stolen base being the catalyst for the HBP. I understand the unwritten rules of baseball, but with 4 innings left for the Giants, I don’t see how that applies. I still haven’t heard a reason as to why Huff was holding Jimmy onto 1st base in that situation if it was unreasonable for him to steal…has he been asked that at all?

"Have you seen this Perez guy pitch? I'm a pacifist, but I've never seen anything so violent look so beautiful."

by DirtyWaters on Aug 8, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you injure Posey in any plunking, the entire city of San Francisco will rise and burn the city of Philadelphia. Either that, or we’ll withhold all Apple products. Sandoval seems a much likelier target given his antics; Posey was nowhere near anything.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s kinda the point isn’t it?

"Have you seen this Perez guy pitch? I'm a pacifist, but I've never seen anything so violent look so beautiful."

by DirtyWaters on Aug 8, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey is from Georgia, and Victorino is from Hawaii. Those locations are on the same planet in the solar system, so the unwritten rules of baseball mandate this.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is known.

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by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everything else in that comment is solid, but seriously we don’t have a very good sense of humor or perspective about the Posey thing. I’m honestly having trouble thinking around that to respond to the rest of it.

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by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really can’t see them going after Posey. Given his antics, Panda is going to wear it.

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by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

They wouldn’t be attempting to injure Posey (I really like him by the way)…just a HBP in the ribs. The Phillies have not been one to throw at batters and rarely retaliate, but it is now 3-0 with bush league plunks…I’d say one is coming next season.

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by DirtyWaters on Aug 8, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the heads up. Good thing pitchers have pinpoint control and cannot ever miss with a beanball.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say they can keep it below the shoulders if they want to…I think that’s reasonable. Maybe they’ll resign Moyer to take it easy on Buster.

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by DirtyWaters on Aug 8, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

there has never been an inadvertent hbp then. they can always keep it below the shoulders.

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by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

Posey was hit 4 times in 185 AB this year. It’s not like you invented this idea for this situation.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

once again…kind of the point…it is why Utley and Victorino always get hit for the Phils

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by DirtyWaters on Aug 8, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interestingly, Ruiz has been hit more frequently than either of them.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

HBP, but not plunked on purpose

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by DirtyWaters on Aug 8, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see. Thanks for your input. I’ll just Mark It Down:

After the throw over Utley’s head in ’09, the Utley HBP in game 6, and now this….Buster Posey is gonna take one in the ear hole next season…well, maybe in the ribs

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by DirtyWaters on Aug 8, 2011 4:45 PM PDT reply actions

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

got ya!

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by luved the stick on Aug 8, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guarantee you Victorino isn’t getting hit because he’s the best player on the team.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a part in The Franchise where the Giants were in the locker room watching a replay of one of their opponents getting hit and Huff goes “Hey Posey, that’s you tomorrow”. So I have to agree that he’s probably one of the main targets on the Giants.

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by SF Pete on Aug 8, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to say it was either the first episode or the preview eposide.

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by SF Pete on Aug 8, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Musta been the preview episode… we don’t have Showtime, and I remember seeing that bit.

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, if it's Posey

I think you can expect some escalated retaliation. Probably better off going after Whiteside or Panda.

by otis29 on Aug 8, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, and a former football player as well

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by DirtyWaters on Aug 8, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

One who also played for the ’Niners?

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah…Andre not Ricky

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by DirtyWaters on Aug 8, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

his was a sad post nfl story

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by DirtyWaters on Aug 8, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

with 4 innings left for the Giants, I don’t see how that applies.

You’ve seen our offense. Our “big inning” is two hits in a row.
Not to defend the HBP, just explaining what may have been the rationale.

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by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This pleases me.

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by Juan Primo on Aug 8, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by 49er16 on Aug 8, 2011 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY CRAP

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow
Were they checking the correct film?

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

did any of them deserve to be suspended? I still haven’t seen footage, just heard about it

/goes to look up replay

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by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=17700131

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by troymccluresf on Aug 8, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

well i think ramirez kinda started it and eli was kinda not helping

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Victorino really was out of line for shoving at the umpire and then circling around to attack Bam Bam for no particular reason

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the most bush league move of the whole incident.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

he may have gotten worse if he did that to an ump on a called strike three.
I’m surprised it wasn’t 5.

by sayheybk on Aug 8, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh. looks like Eli should have been suspended, but then again he didn’t punch Polanco- he just held him still to protect Ramirez.

If Eli punches or takes down Polanco, that’s another matter. and I don’t think Ramirez could be suspended since the benches weren’t warned already, right?

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by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you watch a clip of the fight?

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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I just saw it a few min ago. I didn’t see any of the Phils games except Thursday’s game.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then you should see Whiteside pogoing in front of Victorino, before he runs over to tackle Polanco.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

So?

Victorino started toward the mound. Whiteside simply put himself in a position to stop him, but didn’t go after anyone. It wasn’t until Polanco came in and initiated contat that Eli wrestled him down and never threw a punch.

I thought Panda was gonna get hit with a game for throwing a punch.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 8, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve mentioned this before, but I showed my daughter how Eli took Polanco down, to protect his pitcher. I told her he was doing his job, and doing it right. I still think that.

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s lucky he didn’t sprain his neck or get pounded, but baseball fights aren’t for much anyway.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

…or get one in the tail.

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sign o’ the cross

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawt

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

or the privacy

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by nvsfg on Aug 8, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

why

does Whiteside make contact at the foul line then?

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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Polanco?

He tackled a guy that was charging in at him. He show restraint by not giving him the old Kermit Washington to Rudy Tomjanovich action.

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by Goofus on Aug 8, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I re-watched it

he was halfway between the foul line and the mound when he grappled Polanco, mostly by burying his head in Polanco’s stomach. Ramirez is like 20 feet away, and Victorino was being held by the umpire.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was getting in between the Victorino and Ramirez

That’s his job when Victorino started toward the mound. He then turned and saw Polanco charging at him and tackled him.

Like I said, Eli showed a lot of restraint

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by Goofus on Aug 8, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get that you see it differently

Whiteside jumped up and down looking at Victorino while the umpire restrained him. I think that made the Phillies charge in faster than they would have. His “job” is to stand between the batter and pitcher and walk him up the line.

Tackling Polanco clearly escalated the fight from stand around and yell to grapple and punch.

There’s a reason he was fined, and it wasn’t for all the “restraint” he showed.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 9, 2011 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Surprised Pablo didn't get suspended

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by otis29 on Aug 8, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

So am I. Unless the video was “inconclusive”?

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think you could tell in the video who he hit, if anyone. He could have accidentally hit a teammate…maybe Zito.

by City Girl on Aug 8, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

“accidentally”
mmm hmmm

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it was Zito it wasn’t “accidentally”. LOL @ the notion of various Giants players taking shots at sucky teammates in a baseball scrum.

by younghutch on Aug 8, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff was the only one I saw who looked like he wore on to the jaw.

by MySpoonlsTooBig on Aug 8, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

In my mind it doesn’t matter if he hits anyone. If he swings he probably should have gotten suspened

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by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he was trying to give a Panda hug.

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by DrDC on Aug 8, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

throw in Zito

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito

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by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess sleepy Torre didn’t drink his Bigelow before reviewing the footage.

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the pictures someone posted today made it look like Pablo was actually trying to stop Ramon from getting into it with Victorino. Maybe he got some leniency for that.

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still say Zito should be suspended for 2 years.

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by SFGuy on Aug 8, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay

we didn’t get swept by PHI. did Huff really get a hit in a rally yesterday?

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by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

He hit a pop up that Rollins messed up on

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by DFARowand on Aug 8, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

bwahhahaha. you’re fucking with me, right?

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by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

it really happened. panda was already on 2B from his double. so huff’s popup did nothing to get him over, just to put himself on 1B.

by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Aug 8, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and he is rewarded for that by hitting cleanup today. not to count the error he made last night either.

seriously, I’m done being angry with stupid Bochy loving Huff. Nothing I can do about it. but that don’t mean this shit isn’t fucked up.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

what happened with his error last night?

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by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

couldn’t pick a ball hit right at him…scorer scored it a “hit”

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=17776681&topic_id=&c_id=mlb&tcid=vpp_copy_17776681&v=3

(near the end of the clip)

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was scored as a hit?

the box score yesterday said error. did he make a different error then?

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by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I though

K&K said it was scored a hit…clearly an error.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're right

an error.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a real hard sinking liner (might have short-hopped him). But clearly an error (though they posted it as a hit, then changed it at the park).

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

should have at least kept it in front of him…too slow to get down to block it.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree though that ball was smoked and if he had not fielded it cleanly, it might have done some damage to his man parts

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s getting paid $11MM.

get in front of the ball, and deal with your balls later. 1B is the easiest position on the field, and Huff even finds a way to fuck that up.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was more pissed about the shitty throw to second earlier in the game. in fairness he did make a nice play on cabrera’s high throw late in the game.

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, totally. upon watching the condensed game, he also didn’t get up a go after the ball, either, allowing the runner to get to 3B.

if you make a fucking error, you suck it up and go after the ball. don’t assume someone is always backing you up.

and he made a really poor throw that allowed Utley to bat, knocking in a run. and he ran home really slowly, allowing Ruiz to tag him out.

I can’t take much more of Huff’s bullshit

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by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll take it and you’ll like it.

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

at this point, I really don’t understand how Bochy does not see all of these things. It’s so blatantly obvious to everyone but him, just like him thinking Miguel could still play SS.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

at this point..I would take Ishikawa. At least, he can play defense.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey he was with the team last year!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Ish had season-ending surgery.

but, point taken. I’m sure Huff is completely worn down and ineffective at this point.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really think his legs/hammy was killing. At this point, I don’t even blame him. It’s ridiculous for Bochy to trot him out there every game.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff plays 1B. he shouldn’t be worn down from playing that position every day, nor should he be completely out of breath from running from 1B to home plate on a double in the gap.

dude is out of shape, and hurting the team by not asking for a day- or 10- off.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really need to mow my grass but it’s 4,000 degrees outside right now. WHAT SHOULD I DO

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by xanthan on Aug 8, 2011 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Get one of Bochy’s friends to do it.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

hahaha

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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

This is so funny, I can’t believe it.

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahahaha.

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by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

buy a goat.

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Move.

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by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait till dusk

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by otis29 on Aug 8, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s when the mountain lions are hunting

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We thought maybe we heard a mountain lion on our hike the other day. It was a weird cat like sound. You know that ack ack ack sound cats make when they see prey? It was like that but more throaty. Weird.

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Sacramento? Oh, where did you hike?

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Up/over in Sonoma, near the coast.

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Sounds like a mountain lion, then.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure if the range that far over, but they were always around my friends house in Rincon Valley/Santa Rosa.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just because your friend is prey.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let your grass be free, brother! Let it grow!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait until sundown or early AM tomorrow.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reboot

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was never a fan of that show.

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by Natto on Aug 8, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Euphemism

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Beltran today in the lineup, per Hank.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on Aug 8, 2011 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

and so it begins….

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad we get to see Rowand now.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god i was joking

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTS WIN 10,000 – 0

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll be

with DeRosa on the Island of Broken Toys. Day to day!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

So we're getting...

SS Cabrera 62 wRC+
1B Huff 78 wRC+
CF Rownads 90 wRC+
C Stewart 60 wRC+
2B Derosa 11 wRC+

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ROWAND TEH BEST!

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's actually at 80

90 was a typo

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

still the best…

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

SFGiants San Francisco Giants
Fines have been issued to Ramon Ramirez and Eli Whiteside for their roles in Friday’s game vs. Phillies. #SFGiants

How much does Eli make, anyway?

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 8, 2011 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breaking!

Panda to get a bonus for his role in the onfield riot Friday night

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Panda’s Bonus:
Selig: “Pablo, I’m not going to fine you. I-I just want to know what it felt like to punch Victorino in the face…and spare no details.”

by sayheybk on Aug 8, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

 More Selig: “Don’t think of it as a fine. I just want to wet my beak.”

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Aug 8, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gross.

I don’t want to think of Selig’s wet beak.

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently $425,000.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL UPPER MIDDLE CLASS

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/runs away as statistics are readied for firing

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez: “Te dan una multa.”
RamRam: “Cuanto si lo hago de nuevo?”

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dislike sarcastic opposing counsel

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I REAAAALLLY hate being sarcastic

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by Natto on Aug 8, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

better than being sarcaustic.

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dislike opposing counsel with backassward technology. You want me to fax you this 80 page brief? That’s so 1990’s.

by City Girl on Aug 8, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

true or false

that person charges his/her client per fax page received, just like in the 1990s.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lineup

 Torres cf
Keppinger 2b
Sandoval 3b
Huff 1b
Schierholtz rf
Cabrera ss
Rowand lf
Whiteside c
Vogelsong p

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by Natto on Aug 8, 2011 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

hopefully beltran not seriously injured

by aniln on Aug 8, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Huff

At least Rowand isn’t leading off.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, he got a hit on a pop-up yesterday. Gotta play the hot hand

by Rocko711 on Aug 8, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

CF leadoff..
2B plays second
Huff play 1B

no exception

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

DISGUSTING

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 8, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously!

It is really painful on the eyes. I need to stop looking at it.

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst lineup of the year?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 8, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

how could you make it any worse? Maybe throw Miggy in there at second (or Font)?

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying to remember

If there was some sort of Burriss/Crawford/Tejada Rowand lineup when Pablo was on the DL

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 8, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I probably already repressed it like I am currently doing for tonight’s game. Maybe I will turn into the little Giants and watch Zeets instead or maybe I will just watch people riot in London or wait for the stock market to open in Japan.

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/takes off glasses

My god!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 8, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Huff RBI overreaction

"Grant is a genius." - section214 - 5/17/11

by otis29 on Aug 8, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ WHOEVER SAID ROWAND WOULDNT PLAY

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 8, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

They found a way to get him in the lineup!

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy

Rewarding Eli for his role on Friday.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pirates losing streak about to be snapped.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 8, 2011 3:02 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

LOL Scott

LOL Huff

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 8, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this an XP thing?
Like, is Vogelsong trying to level up?

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

what. the. fuck.

Rowand playing over Beltran? this is so fucked up.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran's hurt

"Grant is a genius." - section214 - 5/17/11

by otis29 on Aug 8, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

BESIDE THAT!

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

is Ross hurt too?

Rownads does not deserve starts, plain and simple

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF happened to Ross?

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

askdlfal;jfas djri9oew nvsda;

Huff really has to bat 4th?? WTF????

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I just don't get this.

I mean, I get the stupidity of putting him in the lienup everyday—well I dont get it, but I have come to grips with it, well sort of—but why must he be slotted in the cleanup spot?

I guess part of the problem is who would take his place? Nate? That’s probably the best option given today’s lineup.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lineup by wRC+

90
93
135
78 <— LOL
112
63 <— LOL
80 <— LOL
81 <— LOL

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s always smart to sandwich your worst hitter in between your 2 best, you want to spread out the outs.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 8, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awful

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that wRC+ or OPS+?

Who the hell is hitting like that with the Padres?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 8, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guzman?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

wRC+

Jesus

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing helps a chart’s readability like unlabeled axes.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So y = wRC+ and x = lineup slot?

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I haven’t yet figured out how to label axes in this version of Excel.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotcha. Thanks.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It makes sense that Rowand plays

he needs more PAs against RHPs

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Dewgongongong
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Aug 8, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST KEEP FORCE FEEDING HUFF DOWN ALL OF OUR THROATS!!

MORE HUFF!! MORE!!!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish there was a twitter rant about this.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anything more now would be excess

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next time will you please attack Damon Bruce?

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too easy.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs and Shulman were like mere Lindisfarnes

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

huff @ cleanup… jesus criminy.

i know i know i know the answer already but why does BORK intentionally try to lose ballgames?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 8, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thomas Neal?

No, you cannot have him for Doumit, he was already sold for a corpse

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Aug 8, 2011 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn't see the game yesterday

What happened to Beltran?

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Aug 8, 2011 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

sprained his wrist on a spring apparently

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

They later said the pain was in the back of his hand. But, maybe that’s related to a sprained wrist?

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t ask me, my wrist has been sprained since last year.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s taking a long time to heal!

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It never heals properly before I manage to reinjure it…

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was taken out late in the game due to a sore wrist.

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by Natto on Aug 8, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got booed, but nothing like New York.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pansy west-coast yuppies.

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by Natto on Aug 8, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i read that quote and felt like our displeasure just got #CharlieManuel’d by our own player.
/sadtrombone

by sayheybk on Aug 8, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It made me feel better. I don’t like to think that SF fans are the raucous negative types.
Maybe it was just the Phillies fans in attendance.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

Fuck

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Aug 8, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happened to it?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tragically eaten by a plush owl.

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by Natto on Aug 8, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, my.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Left it behind in the PI (I wasn’t planning on moving here when I flew here in 2009; it just worked out legally that way)

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could you have it sent via mail?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I probably should. I miss Scorpioni …

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wannagetthatiwannagetthat

fhtagn

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

plush diseases?

but they’re so cute!
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/main/infirmaries/
(there other sections like venereal diseases and “maladies”)

by sayheybk on Aug 8, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ponies

/just sayin’
/SHUT MY MOUTH, ME!

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 8, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I THINK I DATED 'ULCER'

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHE’S CUTE

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 8, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

AT FIRST

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KNOW RITE

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 8, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

My cousin has those

I like monsters and creepies more than diseases, though. Where did my black dragon go? Drogon? drogon?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gave my friend syphilis! No, I really bought the pink corkscrew one.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mad cow but no MadBum?! Well I never…

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the mad cow.

Does Think Geek have these?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

If MLB ever released a plush Bumgarner, I’d buy ten.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want a Pablo (which would be really huggable and squishy) and a Timmy (less squishy)

by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 8, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

/buys ten

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen them at Target.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw a similar one at Target for $20, but it wasn’t as cute.

by City Girl on Aug 8, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the same one – a Pillow Pet version.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

CUTIE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Timmy come with a little brush?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

???

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

S/he like to post LittlePony images to explain difficult sabermetric concepts.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yoshifan is a dude.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden

by SFGuy on Aug 8, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXCLAMATION

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup! That’s where I bought mine.

by littlemascara on Aug 8, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

thinkgeek has something like these, if not these.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just looking at them there – same ones. Also, plush germs in petri dishes. And holiday plush microbe ornaments!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES! I have about 15 of these piled into a corner of my cube at work.

/nerd

by littlemascara on Aug 8, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which one is Scott Cousins?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 8, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst Giants Lineup

Let’s have it…..I know we can do better than Bochy.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Mine

Huff 1b, Font 2b, Tejada SS, DeRosa 3b, Rowand CF, Rowand LF, Rowand RF, Zito P

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

September 1st

Rowand CF
Burriss 2B
Huff RF
Tejada 3B
DeRosa 1B
Crawford SS
Ross LF
Stewart C
Zito P

by MySpoonlsTooBig on Aug 8, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winner!

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least platoon Fontenot with Cabrera.

a read a Bochy quote about “not living on yesterdays headlines” yet, he plays Huff, Rowand and Cabrera like they are the players they once were.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but not “yesterday.”

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

see, if I was a beat writer, that’s exactly what I’d say if he said that.

I’d say “so it’s more like 2007 headlines you construct lineups off of?” Baggs and Hank need to push the envelope more, and get real answers. Seems like they feed off whatever the FO says without asking the real questions.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it was 2007, the Giants would still have Bonds.

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by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d take a 44 year old Bonds over Rownads

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by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a heartbeat.

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by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that an option?

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He really wants to live on headlines from several years ago.

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

95.7's afternoon crew isn't much better than KNBR

Evidently Brian Wilson should have been more involved in mixing it up during the skirmish.

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by otis29 on Aug 8, 2011 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Even the A’s station doesn’t want to talk about the A’s!

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I know. A lot of you aren’t happy. The relaunch of 95.7 as KGMZ or "The Game" hasn’t resulted in more A’s-focused programming. The shift to a sort of KNBR Jr. is more than a little upsetting. And I can even infer that from Lew Wolff’s response to my question about the radio situation, which he deemed "not perfect." By all rights the A’s deserve a shot at full-time coverage, which in turn should grow the fan base. Sadly for the A’s and we A’s fans, life is pretty damned unfair. Just as the A’s haven’t been world-beaters at the gate, they also haven’t been killing it on the radio, at least historically. We can at least be thankful that they are on a sports station that provides some support, but that’s the bare minimum at least for the time being.

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by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL from the comments (comparing KNBR to 95.7)
The only shakeup here is that we now have a choice between crap and shit.

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is amusing
Furthermore, Tierney routinely bashes the A’s. He even called A’s fans "demented and lost." After receiving complaints from A’s fans regarding the lack of A’s talk on the station, Tierney now rings a bell whenever the A’s are mentioned (followed by his sophomoric laugh) – which is very insulting.

On their own station!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA HA HA HA

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

complaints from A’s fans
A’s fans

wait what

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by RDreamer on Aug 8, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and Philly owns us. Giants have no chance if they met in the playoffs

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See – no chance!

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by otis29 on Aug 8, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson's Beard

B-Wheezy lets his beard do the fighting.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

well, there's nothing we can do about this lineup

sure, Burrell should be playing.
sure, Belt should be playing.
sure, Ross should be playing if Beltran can’t.
sure, Stewart should be playing because Eli’s defense is horrible.

but hey, at the end of the day it’s completely out of control. Bork is going with his gritty gamer veterans, whether the ship sinks or not. and we just have to deal with it.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

sure, Bonds should be playing

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by son of ggf on Aug 8, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m obviously trying to get on the Giants good side, here, but is anyone positive that Burrell isn’t actually hurt? Or are we just making this assumption because he was benched prior to going on the DL?

I guess if he starts rehabbing exactly 20 days before September 1, we’ll have our answer.

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he’s hurt. I think there was a roster crunch. Kinda like Zito’s “injury.”

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unlike Zito, however, he was not rehabbing 4 days later or whatever. I just don’t think we have proof of this, and I’m kind of confused about all the consternation about a guy on the DL not being in the lineup every day.

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It could be like me being upset that Belt isn’t in the line-up – BECAUSE HE’S NOT EVEN ON THE DAMN ROSTER.

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If people are upset that Burrell is on the DL, I guess I get that, as everyone seems convinced he’s not really hurt. I just don’t have that same level of conviction.

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the way the team has played fast and loose with the DL this season, I don’t know what to think.

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have they though? The only things that come to mind that even could be are J. Sanchez and Zito’s second trip. I don’t find it out of the pale that a pitcher has tendinitis he’d try and work through, so it basically leaves zito 2

by Hyoton on Aug 8, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s the length of time Burrell has been on the DL that makes me think that there’s something really up. The other two had more suspicious circumstances.

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose that since we hear virtually nothing about Burrell, it’s easy for me to make weird stuff up about what’s going on. When’s the last time the team issued a status update?

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only thing recent is what Hyoton mentioned: that he opted not to go on the White House trip, as all guys on the DL were allowed to so they could stay and get treatment.

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure he was legitimately hurt

He was on one of the lineups the game before he was put on the DL but was scratched right before game time.

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by Natto on Aug 8, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That may be, but do you think he was sufficiently injured for the DL?

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there was something fishy going on dating back a couple weeks before the trip to the DL.

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he did miss the White house trip. Unless he got hurt worse while on the DL, he’s probably not been well

by Hyoton on Aug 8, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If one can’t run, one is legitimate for the DL.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this article for its shortsightness and lack of facts
Since acquiring Pence, the Phillies have dropped just one game. Meanwhile, the Giants have dropped three straight series and are now in a heated race with the Arizona Diamondbacks. Beltran is hitting .244 for the Giants. He has only two RBIs and hasn’t done anything to improve the woeful San Francisco offense. The same can’t be said about Pence and Philadelphia. Pence is hitting .342 in Philadelphia with two home runs and seven RBIs. He has also helped Ryan Howard by providing protection. Howard has regained his edge with Pence batting after him. In fact, the whole Phillies roster seems to have upped its game. The Phillies might have seen their nine-game winning streak end, but they sent a message to their rivals that they are clearly the best team. The Pence trade has had a visible impact. That isn’t the case for Beltran and the Giants.

Around the trade deadline, many people wanted the Phillies to get Beltran. But the price was too high for a player that would only be here for two months. When the Giants landed him, the national media hailed it as the move that would put them past the Phillies. Less than two weeks later, Pence is looking like another Phillies deadline steal. Best of all, he will be here next year. Ruben Amaro deserves a lot of credit for always making the right move at the trading deadline. With Pence providing a strong right-handed bat, the Phillies have topped the Giants’ move. The Beltran trade is looking like a waste of prospects for the Giants when compared to the Pence trade.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ycn-8932683

Granted it’s from a philly fan so…

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Beltran isn’t the reason why the Giants have been losing.

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by Natto on Aug 8, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s because it’s Bam Bam’s fault.

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

FYRE BUM BUM

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Comment from the article
That is because Pence is a better player all the way around. … not to mention that he doesn’t have the bad attitude that Beltran has.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aye carumba

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by otis29 on Aug 8, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has only two RBIs

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite is
He has also helped Ryan Howard by providing protection. Howard has regained his edge with Pence batting after him.

So true. Howard singlehandedly destroyed Giants’ pitching this last series.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

His “edge” for striking out against Giants pitchers!

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Generates cool breezes with his bat, keeps him teammates from overheating.

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dude from Crashburn Alley has been keeping track of the percentage of fastballs that Howard has seen before/after Pence. So far it’s been the exact same.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 8, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Pence makes Howard feel safer walking to his car after the game.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t decide whether to order the Ryan Howard-called-third-strike ornament or the Ryan Howard swings-like-a-windmill-at-the-pitch-in-the-dirt ornament from Hallmark this Christmas.

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by kettlecorn on Aug 8, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has also helped Ryan Howard by providing protection. Howard has regained his edge with Pence batting after him.

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

just think

how bad he’d be if Pence weren’t there!

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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only protection Pence could give Howard while batting behind him would be to yell at him from the on-deck circle “Don’t swing at that, idiot!”

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What would Philly fans have said if Cody Ross had hit Roy Halladay with his bat?

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unlikely, unless Halladay was seated in a Field Box about 10 rows from the field.

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

PROSPECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Philly gave up absolutely no one good

for Pence

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Beltran trade is looking like a waste of prospects

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t they give up their #2 and #3 prospects?

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

but it’s worth it for the type of production that Pence is giving them!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 and 3. Ranked mid teens to low 20 over all and mid 30’s over all.

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by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t seem like “absolutely no one good.”

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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

you fell in…

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

With you, I can never tell…

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The chasm and the wrongm are similar in appearance.

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I’m willing to believe it was the latter in this case. Where the heck were the warning signs?!

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by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the best part is how the Giants wanted Beltran

to “put them past the Phillies.”

We’re still trying to get runners who are able to get past third, who the hell gives a shit about Philadelphia?!?

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by breadfan7 on Aug 8, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even SBN provides this functionality!

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

duct tape ftw!

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by Goofus on Aug 8, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINALLY

#whitewhine

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

Breaking Bad is better.

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by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s like choosing between Lincecum and Cain

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by son of ggf on Aug 8, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is season 4 on now? I cant find it in the listings or on OnDemand (Comcast)?

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure about AMC or Comcast

But Netflix just recently added it to streaming.

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by otis29 on Aug 8, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhh—thanks.

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

/drinks vodka and milk in celebration

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by Murray, Present on Aug 8, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

/orders Old Fashioned, lights up a smoke & waits…

by younghutch on Aug 8, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Allison Brie giggles

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's the entire show, right?

cause then I’m in.

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by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

(in slow motion)

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's also

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pete and Trudy doing the Charleston in the same episode where Joan sings and plays the accordion IIRC.

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by kettlecorn on Aug 8, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is the only episode where Trudy is in a scene without Pete.

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by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

/broods, thinks about shitty childhood

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I didn’t know that January Jones and Bobby Flay had an affair. I was watching Entourage and apparently Ari’s wife is having an affair with Bobby Flay, who I thought was happily married.

by City Girl on Aug 8, 2011 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

photodocumented ‘walk of shame’

as if there’s anything shameful about gettin’ some

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by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops

sorry, reply fail…sigh.

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double reply fail!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

have you seen the Giants' lineup?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's just a fail

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OT: Afternoon lineup distraction
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Today’s Star Wars argument @wired: Did Vader block Han’s blaster with the Force, or something mechanical in his gloves?

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you fucking kidding me?? THE FORCE.

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is

indeed a silly question. It’s a force power.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is

indeed a silly question. It’s a force power about Star Wars.

/dux

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is this even a question?

considering Luke cut of Vadar’s hand? The force.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

a light saber is stronger than a blaster.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 8, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

technical question

is the light saber a reflection/manifestation of the jedi’s force energy? Or is just like a laser sword?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

well doesn’t Han use it to cut open the tauntaun? I’m not sure if that answers the question though.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 8, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s real technology, but it requires Force…ish… aptitude to wield effectively.

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by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

pure plasma

contained in an energy field.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAN SHOOTS BLANKS

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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It only reduces his ability to use force lightning

by Hyoton on Aug 8, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither

Han’s blaster was set to “cinematically ineffective.”

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Elsewhere on Wired....

Pics of the new Boeing 787 including this shot from the fancy Japanese bathroom….

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

well you know where I’LL be sitting

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

i think that’s why they call it a Dreamliner

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So am I the blue guy in this scenario or the pink guy?

by Hyoton on Aug 8, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a girl, duh. Pink? Pigtails?

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, she’s a girl getting her bajingo washed.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Aug 8, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason I find this comment so very delightful.

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i will use it tonight when i give my kids a bath…
time to wash the bajungo(es)

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

We use “hooha”, but I’m thinking we need to work bajingo into the rotation.

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

my niece uses ‘garbage’ or ‘junk’

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by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes we just use “parts.”

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

la la la la la la la can’t hear any of you

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

my girls prefer “giny”

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Long or short “i”?

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

long I

“jiihnee”

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like to think a repeated consonant indicates a short vowel sound preceding. Thus, Denis Leary sounds like penis.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck i have no idea… Jaenee?

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite K-pop singer is Jaenee!

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by Murray, Present on Aug 8, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ginny (like the liquor or ginger ale).

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

My girl calls it her "privacy"

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by otis29 on Aug 8, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

front tail

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by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

My husband finds it off-putting.

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec

That’s great—not only the term tail but the “I dont care” attitude.

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRAB THE TIGER BY THE TAIL

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROLL ON TIGERSHARKS

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

gives a whole new meaning to “getting tail”

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

chasing?

"Have you seen this Perez guy pitch? I'm a pacifist, but I've never seen anything so violent look so beautiful."

by DirtyWaters on Aug 8, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

that too

LOLOLD!

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cannot say with certitude that I knew what a penis was at age five.

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

by Juan Primo on Aug 8, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

it has a really nice onomotopoeitic ring to it

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No wonder it took me so long to get laid.

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pee pee is easy for boys.

that’s what comes out and what it starts with.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

ppenis? Like My Gggggggggggeneration?

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why don’t you all f-f-f-f-

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Aug 8, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

she should go to the bajingo parlor

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by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

While holding up two fingers in a V to her eye

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are who ever you want to be. We don’t judge

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how instead of using the same number of letters to write “bidet” they use the word “front”. It’s somehow much easier to understand!

Dewgongongong
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by Zetsuboushita on Aug 8, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

but it is all a bidet, right?

this is just aiming

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by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I noticed that too. In Japan, it usually just says Bidet? Correct?

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that’s what the katakana says.

Dewgongongong
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by Zetsuboushita on Aug 8, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

so it’ll wash your ass after you poop?

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by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

…or before if you prefer.

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure how that would feel

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by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe you don’t need to poop at all …

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that’s what Bowie and Queen were singing about in “Under Pressure.”

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Aug 8, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Bill Simmons moustache

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by DFARowand on Aug 8, 2011 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, the Red Sox Hegemony years have not been kind.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poopin'

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like

Bill Clement

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

that tan and that stache…that shirt collar is far too buttoned.

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by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEEDZ MOAR GOLD CHAINS!

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

and not plain ones either. I need medallions, and more than one!

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by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a scuzzy property manager who thinks he can win your affection by telling horribly crude jokes and stories.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 8, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

JACK IS GETTING A SEX CHANGE???

AND MARRYING LARRY???

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeeze, what got his knickers in a twist?

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeter.

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by Murray, Present on Aug 8, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

His dad is Mark Twain?

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

nearly splashed peanut butter and jelly on my laptop

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's awesome

I had no idea he was related to Sam Elliot

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by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beef…It’s what’s for dinner

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by nvsfg on Aug 8, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

But enough about Dan Uggla.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Were you just channeling TL2 ?

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by nvsfg on Aug 8, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a picture last thread of Uggla holding a steak.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Missed it..

That’s what I get for trying to earn my paycheck today. I never get to have any fun :-(

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by nvsfg on Aug 8, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL employed

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by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, kind of sucks. Except for the, you know, being able to eat part.

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by nvsfg on Aug 8, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

sam elliot is on my wife’s celebrity ‘do’ list.

along with Jeff Goldblum and Howie Mandel

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by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a rather odd group of fellows. A cowboy, a nerd, and an idiot.

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by nvsfg on Aug 8, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am the perfect embodiment of cowboy-nerd-idiot

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by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...there you go. It's a backhanded compliment to your unique style Dr.

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by nvsfg on Aug 8, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could see Sam Elliot. He’s just all man. The other two? Not so much. Weird combo.

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, it's all over the place

Some of those make me really question myself. How weird must I be?

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by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m now picturing you as a tall, awkward, bald, germophobic dude with an awesome mustache and sexy deep drawl.

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

…that turns into a fly.

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

object

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by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love posting that in bathrooms at parties.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 8, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

this reminds me that I need to pick up some of those singing cards

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by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

Photobucket

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by otis29 on Aug 8, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

My oldest has what we call a “Chandler smile” for pictures. It cracks me up.

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The One Where Chandler Tries to Smile

Chandler! What is wrong with your face?!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

I don’t really want to do the thing I’m supposed to do tonight, but neither do I want to watch this shitty lineup. Poor Vogey.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Vogey is money. They can score 4 runs, which is 3 more than Vogey will need.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 8, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vogey (channeling Cerrano): You no score for me? I say fuck you, Giants offense, I do it myself.
/smacks hr, providing all the offense he will need.

by younghutch on Aug 8, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift A

So productive day guys ( and gals). I to actually earn my money today and looks like you have been having fun.

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by nvsfg on Aug 8, 2011 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

backwards

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by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey Huff is not a good hitter this year.

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by nvsfg on Aug 8, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That time would have been last week.

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read this as socks first. That changes things.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 8, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bitching, moaning, kvetching, whinging.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 8, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

bidet = front

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darth Vader actually had a heretofore unmentioned machine stashed in his gloves to reflect laser blasts that he only used one time and never again.

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

WTF is wrong with people.

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by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

he isn’t really shot at much, to be fair

by Hyoton on Aug 8, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT THAT YOU KNOW OF

Maybe he had final cut of the last two flicks, cut all all the times his own troops fired on him.

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

well it’s a good thing he had the anti laser doohickey stashed in his glove!!

by Hyoton on Aug 8, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!!!!!!!!1

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course not

he just deflects them with the Force. Why bother?

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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big L's 98' freestyle is dope

And any updates on Beltran’s flappy wrist?

by Anonymous1337 on Aug 8, 2011 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Contracted from DeRosa

by TBRMKane on Aug 8, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

HANK, 13 MINUTES AGO:
Clubhouse opens in 7 minutes, Bochy talks in 45. RT @johndasher: @hankschulman any word on the severity of Beltran’s injury?

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

can we get a countdown clock installed on this page?

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

how much longer until Absolut Bloody Mary time?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m about ready. The ’Nova opens at 4pm.

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was a handegg thing wasn’t it?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was an add (on the front page) to rate the best Bloody Mary’s in Manhattan.

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by nvsfg on Aug 8, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So the clubhouse opened 6 minutes ago and Bochy talks in 32 minutes?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DONT KNOW

I CAN’T COUNT

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really, really hope it isn’t a DLable or season-ending broken wrist type of injury

by Hyoton on Aug 8, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

par for this season:

Beltran out with injury. Giants win eleventy straight games 1-0.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Big L reference on MCC

You’re my new favorite poster

Matt Cain is better than you, but apparently not cool enough for Showtime.

by homegrowntalent on Aug 8, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That line up

is there an over/under on passed balls vs. Huff ground balls to second?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 8, 2011 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

passed balls +.5 (-115)

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by Azmanz on Aug 8, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since Stewart is catching…no pass balls.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Whiteside is catching.

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by Azmanz on Aug 8, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s how he protects his pitchers in brawls—no pass balls.

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

confused by previous posts…in that case 2 passed balls.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has made

5 errors, 7 PB, 13 WP, and a 24% CS rate in 59 games (47 starts). Unbelievable.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

he’s not a good hitter

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by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Buster.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless you are going to say Yadier Molina…then no.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW:

How did the Giants get the suckiest Molina? I mean even Jose has a 40% CS rate (Yadier 45%)

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shopped at Costco.

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by bgunn on Aug 8, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shopped at Grocery Outlet

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by nvsfg on Aug 8, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Costco has stuff in bulk but good stuff.

Bengie was from Walmart or Food4less.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss him, too, although Kepp is ok with me.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

In 76 games last year

Buster had 1 E, 1 PB and 22 WPs…37% CS rate

although in 2011:

41 games had 3 E, 3 PB, and 7 WPs…36% CS rate.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sophomore slump!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘passed’

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘past’

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 8, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Favorite book? “Remembrance of Balls Past.”

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 8, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are no longer a requirement for the Papal choir..

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds ominous and weird
stewardsfollyCarl Steward
#SFGiants Still awaiting Beltran, no sighting yet.

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

We all know he has turned into DeRosa…it’s the Giants curse.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL – pouting in the parking lot!

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

poutine? sounds delicious

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by CalBear949 on Aug 8, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

especially when served with ’gine

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awaiting… where? Might he be taking swings indoors with the trainers?

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by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Peguero has 3 walks in 175 PA in AA

He has a .297 OBP.

/opening day RF in 2012

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by DFARowand on Aug 8, 2011 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the exemplar of a systemic failure.

by Your mother on Aug 8, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's the kind of number

that makes teams ask for Gary Brown or Wheeler in trades.

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLORADO

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

looooooooool

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by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘Chop has gifted me with a nickname that allows me to never use ’RamRam’ again: R2 (although R² is also good, it’s more of a pain to use). Saves on typing as well.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

now that's good

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA! I WAS THE RIGHT ONE!

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

/plots revenge

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by jponry on Aug 8, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

R2 is what Philly Fans call Roy Halladay and Roy Oswalt

R2C2 for the whole rotation

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by DFARowand on Aug 8, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This assumes I pay attention to what Philly fans say.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

there are about 16 un-politically correct things I could say about that

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geometry OT

 pyramid shapes with a three sided base are tetrahedrons, yes….? is there a specific high falutin’ name for a pyramid with a four sided base?

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Pentahedron.

Not all pentahedra are pyramids, but, you know. There it is.

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by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Urg.
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Beltran getting precautionary MRI.

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

DeRosa infected him

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by DFARowand on Aug 8, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I were Keppinger, I’d roll myself up in bubble wrap for the rest of my stay here

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 8, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

They said he got one last night. WTF?

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thought that was an X-ray.

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by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants medical staff thought MRI meant Methodically Rubbing Injury

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by DFARowand on Aug 8, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Most Ribs Inflamed!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

and here I thought the Giants would lose him via his legs imploding… not his wrist.

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s still plenty of time for that to happen

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

sometimes one doesn’t mind being wrong…

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT:

American Gods – worth a read?

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I never finished it. I have liked some of Gaiman’s books, but mostly he’s kind of overrated. IMHO, of course.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

The relatively dry prose (especially as concerns the narrator) turns some people off, but it’s just such an engaging story.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 8, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

I liked it but it’s not my favorite Gaiman book.

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by Natto on Aug 8, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Standing too close to DeRosa?
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Beltran still sore.

by haemaker on Aug 8, 2011 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Hm
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Beltran still sore.

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by DFARowand on Aug 8, 2011 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

He's mad?

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excessive Onanism?

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this a thing?

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

no but one could be “sore” as a result

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

.......

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 8, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he did say last night that he was going to wait to see how it felt today and play it safe. So I’m not all that worried.

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by waelwulf on Aug 8, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY STALKER GUY!! READ THIS!!!

Beltran will never play again!!!

Now ball your fists up in rage!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we have Wheeler back?

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they send in the warranty card on Beltran?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunate

As-Is Condition

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Caveat Sabes

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by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

They did, but declined to pay the extra $5 for the extended warranty that covered actual body parts.

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should’ve traded for Jeff Hyundai.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'M FRENZ WITH SABES SON

HE READS TEH INNERNET
HE LAFFS AT U ALL DAY

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I MEAN WHAT??

Was it the same mysterious machine hidden in his gloves to pull Han’s blaster all the way across that dining room, or was it a totally different mysterious machine hidden in his gloves???

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

The Midichlorian machine!

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by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm starting to think

This machine injured Beltran!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 8, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of the dining room, does Bespin have to import all its food?

by Your mother on Aug 8, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

the only thing they produce is ugnaught cheese.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cowgirl Creamery makes a good one.

by Your mother on Aug 8, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was looking for an mpg of Vader saying “WHAAAT?” when Han shoots his Tie fighter. No luck.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAAAAAAT?

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe he invented that

given that all those lameoid junior varsity Jedi that got baked during Order 66 couldn’t figure it out. OW NO FAIR SHOOTING

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Karstens...

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Aug 8, 2011 4:47 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

hahahaha

Now I feel bad for laughing.

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by Kestrel76 on Aug 8, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOAR FIBER

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by speckops on Aug 8, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like someone is flaying his pecker.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

does that involve Bobby Flay?

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I had my way, yes.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

New Fangraphs Power Rankings!

The Rockies are #9 and the Giants are #10.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

why do they discount reality so heavily?

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by DrStankus on Aug 8, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d figure at some point they’d admit that the system doesn’t work and move on, but no, they keep soldiering through the season.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 8, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to say this about the Giants brass, but hey, first place! /clinging

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAP FAP FAP

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LOOKS LIKE BELT

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

JINX-A-MUNDO

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I'VE LOST THE WILL TO FAP!"

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

Beltran? Wat? Sweet mother of….fuckljsdjfkl;slkdjfa;lskdjf When I saw 1400+ comments I feared the worse.

Anyway……Pretty sure this is why Huff is hitting cleanup against Cy Morton. God, I miss that man.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 8, 2011 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

The 1400 comments really only barely mention Beltran. Mostly we’re talking about names for different sex parts.

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS REPLY TOO

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE DINGLEBERRY IS ANOTHER WAY TO SAY TESTICLE!

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS CORRECT!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not where I am from.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘Dingleberry’ referred to the little dried fruits attached to the ass hair of a person with poor personal hygiene.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

they sell those at Trader Joes?

by capn on Aug 8, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

HAHA

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Ew. That’s, um, yucky.

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is why it was considered an insult.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

correct usage

also applicable to sheep, prior to shearing.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And cats with long hair and diarrhea.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is correct

Maine Coon Cats have incredible dingleberries, even without diarrhea.

Engaging in this discussion would have been better than cleaning my kitchen. My kitchen looks fucking amazing though. You are more than welcome to come to North Carolina and eat off my kitchen floor.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 8, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean

That is one of the few topics that could get me to z through 1400 comments.

Alas, I have a date with cleaning my kitchen and cutting my hair before watching Aubrey Huff bat cleanup.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 8, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any news on Beltran?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 8, 2011 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s selfish.

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by Natto on Aug 8, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting very interesting...

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by calgiants86 on Aug 8, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

fapping and flapping

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 8, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Victorino. Here's what I have to say to your suspension

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by DFARowand on Aug 8, 2011 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

It looks like she is complaining about.

Aubrey Huff’s terrible season and Belt being sent down to Triple A, whilst giving the finger to Sabean and Bochy.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 8, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's clearly an invitation to me

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s more of a demonstration.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

too skinny

pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.

by son of ggf on Aug 8, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Easier to do the prostate exam that way.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

New shirt for Wilson

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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

My life has no meaning

Amy won’t answer my question about what she is having for dinner.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

What did the Pirates say?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Pirates didn't answer either

But I don’t want to have sex with them.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

/consoles Buccos

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about just the parrot?

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by Natto on Aug 8, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think

Baggs and whatsisname warned her about you.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch the Throne is good but nothing earth shattering

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by DFARowand on Aug 8, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LoL Star Wars night…
The giveaway item included with the Star Wars special event ticket is “Brian Wilson in Carbonite” statue.

And they are showing Empire after the game? If our onfield performance doesn’t depress the hell out of you, the movie will!

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Sometime in september.

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by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 8, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN reports Beltran suffered exploded wrist #Wrist #explosion

by Anonymous1337 on Aug 8, 2011 5:58 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

WE MUST QUARANTINE BELTRAN AND DEROSA

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 8, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Admiral Piett!! Where are my gloves?? NO!! NOT the normal gloves, IDIOT! The EXTRA BIG gloves INTO WHICH I WILL STICK THESE MACHINES THAT DUPLICATE MY OWN SUPERNATURAL POWERS!!!”

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by satyricrash on Aug 8, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

RIP....

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 8, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prediction
Five runs. Here’s hoping they’re allocated in a manner that is favorable to the Giants.
Mon 08/08

WP: Charlie Morton (9 – 6)
LP: Ryan Vogelsong (9 – 2)

0 – 5 loss

11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi

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