Giants/Pirates Series Preview
The Pirates were such a cuddly story this year. Like, oh, two weeks ago. They were so wee and contending and surprising and not terrible and contending. Then Clint Hurdle looked in a mirror and said "Pittsburgh Pirates" three times. Now everyone's dead. Shouldn't have done that.
The Pirates have lost ten games in a row, probably as a punishment for daring to acquire players at the trading deadline.
Welcome to the Pirates, Derrek Lee and Ryan Ludwick! We'll introduce you at a press conference in just a couple of oh crap we're out of the race.
But the Pirates need to lose more. It makes me feel guilty to wish for that sort of thing, but here we are. The Giants went through a stretch of misery themselves, and they can't drop a home series to the Pirates right now. The Giants need to do that earthy hunter thing where they thank the animal that they just killed for sustenance, praying for its safe passage to the spirit world. Completely unavoidable at this point.
So in the grand tradition of making too big of a deal about small samples, this will be the most telling series of the season. Here are the pitchers the Giants will face:
Charlie Morton
James McDonald
Jeff Karstens
When the Pirates were atop their division, it was mostly because Morton and Karstens were pitching exceptionally well. But they really aren't that good. Morton has a great sinker that he can't quite command just yet, and his peripherals were really strange for an effective pitcher, even by sinkerballer standards. Karstens was allowing a home run every other inning, but he was doing it without runners on base. Part of that is because Karstens doesn't walk a lot of hitters (25 in 130 innings), but part of it had to do with small-sample shenanigans.
Can those three shut down the Giants, though? Of course. It's another resistible force/movable object showdown. Who is going worse, the Pirates' starting pitching or the Giants' hitting? The Giants absolutely have to start hitting against this trio. Not because it's a must-win series -- there are still two months now, come on -- and not because they need to send a message or a wake-up call or a wake-up message call to fire up the clubhouse with a wake-up message. They need to start hitting against the Pirates because check out these start times:
8/8 - 7:15
8/9 - 7:15
8/10 - 12:45
Each one of those times is right after I eat. If I have to watch Aubrey Huff roll a bunch of Jeff Karstens mediumballs to second, I'll be more than a little vomity. It's not that the Pirates or their pitchers are bad -- it's that if the Giants fancy themselves contenders, they need to able to hit against them. And by "hit," I'm not saying they need to explode for eight runs in the first three innings of every game, I'm suggesting that they score four runs or so in each game. Modest expectations. If they can't do that against the Pirates at home, I ... I ... don't have more room in my heart for more yuck right now.
This should be the perfect series for the Giants right now -- a struggling, deflated team coming into a park that's normally tough on visiting teams. In theory, it looks good. In theory, Brandon Belt wasn't ever going to be blocked because Huff could just move on over to a corner outfield spot. Theories suck, and the people who espouse them should be ashamed of themselves.
It'd be redundant to say this series fills me with dread. Every series following a bad stretch fills me with dread. This one isn't different. For some reason, though, this one is like a mixture of exasperation and dread. Apparently the Pirates are the Pirates again. Can the Giants please do something with that?
Hitter to watch
Ryan Doumit is a catcher. Ryan Doumit can kind of hit. Ryan Doumit can kind of catch. Ryan Doumit is kind of expensive. While I still sort of hope Ramon Hernandez makes it to the Giants on a waiver claim, something tells me that Doumit is more of a realistic option.
Don't look too close, of course, but this is a good chance to check him out. He has a $7.25 million team option for next year that no one is going to want, so he's pretty much a pending free agent. The Pirates should want to get something back for him. Like, say, a Thomas Neal kind of prospect.
Pitcher to watch
Joel Hanrahan is same age as Brian Wilson. I would like Wilson to call him up and ask how he stopped worrying and learned to love the strikes. Hanrahan went from a five-walk-per-nine guy to a control master in just over 100 innings. Man, how I'd love for Wilson to do the same.
Prediction
Five runs. Here's hoping they're allocated in a manner that is favorable to the Giants.
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No minor lines today =(
I wanted to talk about Runzler!
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Wow, that is an unflattering picture of Madbum.
He’s kind of cute, actually, in a “big jock” kind of way.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!
I am going to disagree
Seems pretty intimate pic to me. He appears to be looking with no barriers up, right up in his face.
Time to repeat in '11!
In starker lighting, and in black and white, this would be one of those Walker Evans photos from Depression-era Alabama.
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Right on the money TL2
It’s the only way I could see it after I read your comment.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
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Fisheye lens
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caught in the camera eye...
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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
in the percolator
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attaboy
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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Wide angle lens and wide aperture
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
he's sad
because of your carbon footprint. Come on, people.
by sweetjuxtapose on Aug 8, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
All things considered, I think I’d rather have a Jurickson Profar.
MY DAD WAS WRONG!
MY BOY NEEDS TO THROW HARDER!
I need it because I have a question about Ehire Adrianza. Come back, Minor Lines!
What were you going to say about Runzler? I am intrigued.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
About how dreamy he is, duh.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Obligatory Jeff Karstens Face

He looks like a melting wax dummy.
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by xanthan on Aug 8, 2011 12:33 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
“You just got me too excited.”
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"THE BELLS!!! THE BELLS OF NOTRE DAME!!!"
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I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."
"hello all you happy people. You know what? I'm the hero."

by sweetjuxtapose on Aug 8, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I always think of Jon Stewart’s Joe Liberman impression when I see this.
Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year. .529 OPS this year. Ouch.
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by free f.p. #14 on Aug 8, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you see
the segment from a few weeks ago, “Jon Stewart Fucks Himself With His Own Mouth”? It was comedy gold.
Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year. .529 OPS this year. Ouch.
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by free f.p. #14 on Aug 8, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Missed that one. He was ripping on Donald Trump about how he eats his pizza a month or so ago. That was awesome.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
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That was hilarious
The JSFHWHOM segment was just sequence of old clips of Jon making bad impressions of various ethnicities. You know, his Jewish voice, his Arabic voice, his Italian voice, etc.
Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year. .529 OPS this year. Ouch.
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by free f.p. #14 on Aug 8, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I see. His George Bush 'impression' is pretty funny too.
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Hehehehehe. I also love the Dick Cheney.
Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year. .529 OPS this year. Ouch.
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by free f.p. #14 on Aug 8, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
The baseball version of Belloq....
…from “Raiders of the Lost Ark”
“It’s beautiful……arrrggghhhh!(oozy melting sounds)”
Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS
What the heck: McC has turned into Ninersnation?
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SHIVER ME TIMBERS
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FIFTEEN MEN
ON AUBREY HUFF’S CHEST
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YO HO HO
AND A BOTTLE OF ROMO
(The good Romo.)
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Lower the colors!
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Ugh
Ryan Ludwick is on this team?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 8, 2011 12:36 PM PDT reply actions
My 8 year old daughter asked me yesterday why the Pirates are called the Pirates since Pittsburgh nis not located near the Ocean
Why are the Lakers called the Lakers when there are no lakes in LA?
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Line from "Base-ketball":
The Minnesota Lakers moved to Los Angeles, where there are no lakes. The New Orleans Jazz moved to Utah, where they don’t allow music.
"My father's name is art, and my name's pride, and while my destiny reads a recipe for confusion I'm looking for whoever writes, so empty inside." -Slug
Geez, Louise
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Actually filmed in Utah.
Apparently little known fact: Mormons love to dance.
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I got invited to a Mormon dance once. Sadly, I did not go.
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by free f.p. #14 on Aug 8, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
most of the dances I went to as a youth invloved walking around with my friends
and watching whatever parent volunteer to be the DJ struggle to censor songs he had never heard before.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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My mother invited me to a mormon dance, once.
ONCE.
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by The Gene Hackman on Aug 8, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
It's pent up frustration from having one of the most boring church sessions on earth.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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With more than one partner!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
For the show So You Think You Can Dance, Salt Lake City is one of the best audition round cities, ranking up there with New York and LA. Also, there’s always at least one Mormon who makes the top 20.
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little known?
perhaps it is just that so many dance shows happen in the same room I am in, but I don’t think you could have them without the LDS.
They are at least as prevalent as the Russians
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
People often think Mormons aren’t allowed to dance (a la the Baptists).
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They used to steal all the other good players. They were the Yankees of the 1890s!
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Wiki
The new owners also signed several players from American Association teams. One of them was highly regarded second baseman Lou Bierbauer, who had previously played with the A.A.‘s Philadelphia Athletics. The Athletics failed to include him on their reserve list, and the Alleghenys picked him up. This led to loud protests by the Athletics, and in an official complaint, an AA official claimed the Alleghenys’ actions were “piratical”. This incident (which is discussed at some length in The Beer and Whisky League, by David Nemec, 1994) quickly accelerated into a schism between the leagues that contributed to the demise of the A.A. Although the Alleghenys were never found guilty of wrongdoing, they made sport of being denounced for being “piratical” by renaming themselves “the Pirates” for the 1891 season. The nickname was first acknowledged on the team’s uniforms in 1912. Around the time the team adopted the Pirates nickname, the United States Board on Geographic Names forced the city of Pittsburgh to undergo a controversial name change by having them drop the “h” at the end of the name, making the team’s official name the “Pittsburg Pirates” from the adoption of the Pirates nickname until Pittsburgh was able to get the “h” restored to its name in 1911.
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I'm more interested about Pittsburgh being forced to drop the 'h'
LOL WTF
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by Murray, Present on Aug 8, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that’s nuts. I think the same thing happened with Milwaukee WI and Milwaukee OR and to this day I don’t know which way is the right way to spell either of them.
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Ask Alice Cooper.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 8, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
NO!
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Are you somehow lacking in worthiness? Because as it turns out, that’s not actually a problem.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 8, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea what you are talking about.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw1cHykOxqg
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by troymccluresf on Aug 8, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
you're right with WI
I think the OR one is Milwaukie. I had no idea there was a reason for that.
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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m just amazed no Pirates have staged any sort of protest for a professional sports team using them as mascots
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 8, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
/Mogadishu Buccaneers file trademark infringement action
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
They asked for a parlay, but so far they’ve been denied.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 8, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
If pirates were to stage any protest they would immediately be arrested for BEING a pirate.
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not enough
they have the proper letters of marque!
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not if...
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??
so the “h” was restored in 1911, but in 1912 the Pirates’ jersey said “Pittsburg Pirates”???
I’m confused.
City name was not spelled out ont he Pirates aways unti 1942.
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Just for fun
The Giants began as the second baseball club founded by millionaire tobacconist John B. Day and veteran amateur baseball player Jim Mutrie. The Gothams, as the Giants were originally known, entered the National League in 1883, while their other club, the Metropolitans (the original Mets) played in the American Association. Nearly half of the original Gotham players were members of the disbanded Troy Trojans, whose place in the National League the Gothams inherited. While the Metropolitans were initially the more successful club, Day and Mutrie began moving star players to the Gothams and the team won its first National League pennant in 1888, as well as a victory over the St. Louis Browns in an early incarnation of the World Series. They repeated as champions the next year with a pennant and World Series victory over the Brooklyn Bridegrooms.
It is said that after one particularly satisfying victory over the Philadelphia Phillies, Mutrie (who was also the team’s manager) stormed into the dressing room and exclaimed, “My big fellows! My giants!” From then on, the club was known as the Giants.
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I LOVE IT
millionaire tobacconist
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LOL
stormed into the dressing room and exclaimed, "My big fellows! My giants!"
I’ll bet he did!
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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants plan move to SF… only 90 years before Stonewall!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember that scene in “The Celebrant” where McGraw has his newest prospect strip naked in front of a crowded restaurant to show off his beautiful physique.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
Hmmm, that actually looks interesting. I thought you were kidding (I mean, I know you were, but you weren’t).
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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I just asked my 9-year-old brother whether Pittsburgh is next to the ocean and he said, “I’m not sure, but Washington, DC is.” He went on to assert that New York, San Jose and Sacramento were also next to the ocean.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
hahaha
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I clearly remember seeing a giant freighter steaming through the Central Valley …
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
Port of Stockton says hi (or Sacramento, I guess).
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I figured after the fact. It was an awesomely hallucinatory image.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
Sort of like when those titanic cruise ships pull into a port in Europe. It was weird being in Venice and seeing like 10 levels of a cruise ship moving behind a line of old buildings.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
San Jose is, kinda I guess. LOL Alviso.
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Does the bay count as ocean? If so, yes.
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LOL CANADIAN SCHOOLS
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Music OT: Just heard Norah Jones on the radio
I can’t think of an artist that was picked for “greatness” but became a one hit/album wonder with greater degree than her.
Kinda of the like the 2011 Colorado Rockies of music
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More like SNORAH Jones, amirite?
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by Murray, Present on Aug 8, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
she makes Coldplay sound like Motorhead
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 8, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I never cared for her but my wife loved her…especially the piano parts.
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she has piano parts?
that’s just plain weird
pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
have to look carefully.
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this is pretty disturbing.
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I have a crush on her.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
She is a good singer
Her music is relaxing, soft jazz for the most part. She has a great voice for the genre. But if you’re looking for high energy generic pop, she is not that.
She's just Sade redux.
there’s always one of those around. (man, I am old.)
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I had an incompetent dentist
who always played that smooth jazz station on the radio; my teeth hurt every time I hear a Sharr-day record.
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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Did he also recommend the chewing of sugared gum?
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No she did not.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm seeing Sade next month!
I think they’re pretty different, but get your point
The thong is, it happened.
IIRC
Isn’t Sade married to Lou Seal?
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by The Gene Hackman on Aug 8, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I think she has talent but I remember a few years back when all the musical “experts” picked her to revolutionize pop music.
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Unfortunately, the younger generation don’t appreciate good vocalists. I didn’t start enjoying her music until a couple of years ago when I started listening to more jazz and blues, and she has a blues like feel to some of her middle albums. Probably lost most of the pop fans at that point.
Her voice is a beautiful instrument.
And also, this.
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To be popular these days your voice must be processed beyond all get-out. Even good vocalists do this. Witness Glee’s Lea Michele or Mat Kearney.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
I saw Mat Kearney once live in Huntington Beach. He was pretty freakin’ good.
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by free f.p. #14 on Aug 8, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
The younger generation is never going to be into MotR music
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by The Gene Hackman on Aug 8, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Her album of Tom Waits covers is the most mismatched pairing in the history of history.
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Scarlett Johansson’s album of Tom Waits covers, is EXQUISITE.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
There should have been an “on the other hand,” up there but I stopped to make sure I got her name right and well there you go.
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Have you heard Holly Cole’s album of Tom Waits covers. Uneven, but there are a few real gems.
MY DAD WAS WRONG!
MY BOY NEEDS TO THROW HARDER!
That’s the one I meant. Norah Jones only covers Long Way Home. I do have the Holly Cole recording, somebody on the Waits listserv sent it to me. It’s an audiophiles dream (sound and production-wise), but it leaves me cold.
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Norah Jones:
4 Albums. 3 platinum. 37 million total sold. 9 Grammys won.
One hit wonder.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
yeah I was gonna say
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Her career in music
Her acting career, sketch comedy troupe, and button manufacturing company have all failed.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 8, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Country singers are winning Grammys
your Grammy argument is invalid.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 8, 2011 1:08 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
PSSHH. Big deal, I’ve got platinum albums hanging above my toilet.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
You're right
it’s unfair to put her in the same light as most other one-hit/album wonders
But in light of the press/popularity an prediction made by all the “experts” in 2002…her career seemed have to turned more toward a niche audience rather than massive widespread popularity.
Somehow I always compare her with Alicia Keys…
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Also
her first album sold $23 million +
second album sold $12 million +
third album sold $9 million +
fourth/latest album $3 million +
(which actually adds up to 46 million + so…)
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
My guess is that
most artists who sell over 15 million on a debut have a similar trajectory.
Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.
You can tell they are dumb because I put quotation marks!
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
I never called them dumb…just not very accurate as to the trajectory of her career.
You are very snarky today…
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
I think she's one of those people...
…that made F.U> money on her first album and now is doing whatever the F she wants, regardless of how it sells. From what I’ve read, she likes playing small venues under assumed names and doesn’t really want to be a Katy Perry or Lady Gaga larger-than-life star.
She has still has a loyal enough following and will probably never want for anything, so good for her.
The thong is, it happened.
This is probably the reason more than anything
She seems to make albums that are extremely eclectic in style and themes. More power to her.
I guess I was never a big fan of her music but I can respect her if indeed that’s what she decided to do.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
I can’t say I’ve ever heard of Norah Jones.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
If you COULD say "I've ever heard of Norah Jones",
would you literally say “I’ve ever heard of Norah Jones”…?
Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.
by D4P on Aug 8, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
She was on extra high rotation when I worked at Borders… I grew to loathe her.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Before I had ever heard of her (and at that point I was reasonably plugged in to music) I saw her open for Willie Nelson at the Fillmore. As usual for an opening act people were chatting when she started. For her second number she did a solo version of Dylan’s “I’ll be your baby tonight.” By the beginning of the second verse the crowd was mesmerized. We remained so for the next 30 minutes of her set.
That also happened to be a matter of days after Waylon Jennings died. Willie played for over 4 hours. No curtain calls or encores. Just kept playing. Must have played Whiskey River three times. It was epic.
by BestHyperboleEver on Aug 8, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there any news on Beltran's injury?
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!
“It doesn’t bother me, I was injured worse in New York.”
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Hard to play
with a crushed soul.
There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.
by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 8, 2011 1:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
LOL YOU!
You think he won’t sneak his way into the lineup. HA!
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!
Bochy will find a way
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 8, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Aubrey Huff smells like poop that has been wrapped in poop and placed in a poop container.
Poop.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 12:45 PM PDT reply actions
I haven't been around for awhile, but saw your angry tweets at baggs and schulman.
Were you expecting that response from them? I thought it was pretty awesome.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!
I don’t know what I was expecting. But I just felt they were both doing nothing but repeating what management platitudes.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I dno't know
Probably.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
And he stinks and he smells like poop.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
you all are
just a couple of lines away from a Huffpoop haiku.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm even more annoyed than most of you here
cause I was over him in May when everyone was screaming “SSS!” at me.
Fucking Bochy.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!
Well in May it was SSS.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
But he hasn’t gotten better, stat nerds!
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!
HE'S GOT POOP FOR BRAINS
AND POOP FOR GUTS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
More poop than stuff!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Good poop, not great.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
HE'S GOT A POOP STREAK IN HIM
-Krukow
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
He's got a poop streak on his thong.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!
YOU FOOL
Prediction
Five runs.
THIS IS THE SERIES PREVIEW.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Silly
this is only a three-game series
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Yeah, 3 runs total would've been more accurate.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Boy, Keppinger really is putting up an intensely epic batting average with us so far
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Plus his VORB is terrific for a second baseman.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Yeah, but Bochy’s keeping a close eye on those grit numbers while Tejada waits to be activated.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 8, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Why am I not getting this chasm? What am I missing?
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Not a chasm.
He doesn’t walk hardly ever and his ISO so far with the Giants is .46
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Oh OK. I was just looking at averages and was all what is epic about 308?
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Dayam. .46?!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Pretty sure you can only factorial integers. Nice try, nerb.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Gamma function!
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
AAAACK!
TOO BIG!
Sorry.
Well at least now it can be properly shop’d by someone with some skill.
Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.
No.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I resized to 160 x 120. Not sure what happened.
I repasted the link after previewing and resizing, but it didn’t post the updated photobucket link…
Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.
That was happening to me a bunch yesterday. I saw that the wrong pictures were coming up in preview no matter what I did, so just gave up on it. I wonder if it has to do with photobucket.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I can never make the resizing function work on SBN websites.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
This looks like it’s 100 X 200. What’s the big deal?
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Yeah, its real small on my screen.
Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year. .529 OPS this year. Ouch.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that.
by free f.p. #14 on Aug 8, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
snicker
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Yeah, I've seen bigger.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
He really does seem like Freddy Sanchez. Freddy would have those kind of games.
by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 8, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure he leads the league over the past two weeks in being the lead out in a double-play.
by Duelling Brandos on Aug 8, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I am starting the official "AARON ROWNADS BASE ON BALLS CLOCK"
Do you realize it’s been 34 days and 72 PA’s since Aaron Rowand last took a walk?
Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.
Ouchie OT
As Chandler residents Joshua Seto, 27, and his fiancée, Cara Christopher, walked over to a Fry’s Food Store for refreshments, he tried securing her pink handgun in the front waistband of his pants.
The gun fired, striking Seto’s penis and continuing through his left thigh. The bleeding started immediately and was heavy, according to police dispatch recordings released Sunday.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
What an idiot.
Deserves what he got.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
I've always wanted to find a lady who carries a pink gun.
And now I’ve found one only 15 miles or so from my house. And her dude just lost his junk…
Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.
SWOOP!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
ha.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
And Arizona is has an open carry law…
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I like how they needed to point out that the handgun was pink.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
Ahh, so he refused to obey open carry laws b/c he didn’t want to be seen with a pink gun! It all makes sense!!!
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Not sure what an open carry law is but in AZ it’s probably not illegal to do so.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Open carry just means that you can carry a gun openly with out a permit but not concealed.
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha, that must be it.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
PEW PEW PEW
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
He eats circuit boards
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
by scout6 on Aug 8, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
They don’t have Fry’s grocery stores in CA?
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Nope, we just have the electronic stores.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 8, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
We have those in Oregon too
But in AZ where I used to live, Fry’s was basically a Safeway.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
One of Safeway’s biggest competitors.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
THEN I LOVE THEM.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ok, got it
In 1972, Charles Fry sold the Fry’s Supermarkets chain for $40 million and gave a portion of the proceeds to each of his sons, John, Randy, and Dave.2 The Fry brothers had little interest in grocery store retailing. Instead, in 1985, they joined together with a fourth partner, Kathryn Kolder, to open the first Fry’s Electronics store at a 20,000 sq ft (1,900 m2) site in Sunnyvale, California.3 Today, Fry’s Food and Drug stores are owned and operated by Kroger and are not affiliated with Fry’s Electronics, although they share a similar logo.4
Us old peoples know that Fry’s did indeed used to be a grocery store chain.
GET OUT OF MY EXPRESS CHECKOUT LINE!!!
it's funny
I think their little animated character looks like a pack of french fries, maybe I’m just channeling the pre-computer store days.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha.
This was a good episode.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
I just bought a Lupe album so I'll get it soon.
My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!
Now I've got a craving for Food and Liquor.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Thanks.
You’re The Coolest.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Sansa combs her hair!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Dumbledore dies!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Not yet, still on the fence if it is worth the time to get into it
Watching only Franchise, Entourage and Tru Blood on the premiums. Whale Wars, and lots of Giants baseball.
Time to repeat in '11!
OT: Tweet of the day
fivethirtyeightNate Silver
If there’s a company whose sole business line was manufacturing F5 keys, its stock would be way up today.
Whenever we play the Pirates, the first thing I do is check out their rotation. If I don’t see the name “Maholm” I’m happy. Giants cannot hit that guy. All righties make me very happy in a “No Aaron Rowand” kind of way.
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
by rxmeister on Aug 8, 2011 1:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I’m disappointed we’re not due to see Correia. He still hasn’t appeared against the Giants at AT&T yet, right?
Not even as a Padre?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
You’d think he would have at least once. He may have — my BBRef-fu isn’t good enough to figure this out other than to just scan through all his starts.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SFN/SFN200907120.shtml
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Holy crap, I didn’t know Hanrahan was doing so well this year. I just assumed he was his usual Hanrahan self.
LOL MY 401K
Follow me on Twitter @MTLJosh
by Montreal Giants Fan on Aug 8, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy crap
Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year. .529 OPS this year. Ouch.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that.
by free f.p. #14 on Aug 8, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh, I remember November 2008 like it was recent, but it’s three fucking years ago. I hate getting old.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
The stock market tumble in October of that year was in my second month as a professional in public radio. Now it feels like it was ten years ago.
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
He has only seen summer. Winter is coming, child.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 8, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
You know nothing, Brandon Hollingsworth.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
/unsends donation
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I remember September 2008, when the stock market first crashed. The Friday before we started a stock market game in my economics class. Nobody broke even by the end of the semester.
Oh, and my teacher provided us daily updates of how his actual stocks were doing. He invested in WaMu. It was quite sad.
Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
I think a good social scientist
together with someone who understands product design and business models could outperform any wall street prognosticator.
Stock market is a big popularity contest and more a measurement of national sentiment than economic strength.
Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.
And you were supposed to trust that what this guy was telling you was right?
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 8, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Ehh, this was AP Macroeconomics. You learn what the graphs mean and a few terms, and you’re pretty much good for the AP test. And that’s all that mattered.
Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
I remember one afternoon, our station staff gathered in the on-air studio to rehearse for the upcoming fund drive. We turned down the monitors so we could talk, but my news director slipped on a pair of headphones to listen to the beginning of the ATC feed.
I was sitting next to him, and I’ll never forget him picking up a nearby styrofoam cup and writing “600 down” on it as the market closed. Then a few moments later, he wrote something like “750 down.” That was scary.
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
I’m glad my 401k sits in cash due to some procrastination on my part to re-invest. Yay me!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
at least
until they start printing more money.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Panic on the streets of London
Panic on the streets of Birmingham
I wonder to myself
Could life ever be sane again ?
by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 8, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there any doubt the Pirates will get back on track the next three days?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Doubters gonna doubt.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
theyre gonna win about ten games in the next three games to make up for the previous 10
in that ten game sweep the giants will only have allowed 4 runs
Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half
by operation carrot on Aug 8, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
BORK!
ESPN_MLB ESPN_baseball
by TdaddyNeal
Hypnotist helps Bruce Bochy of San Francisco Giants quit chewing tobacco – http://es.pn/osgGhT
Follow me on Twitter @MTLJosh
by Montreal Giants Fan on Aug 8, 2011 1:10 PM PDT reply actions
BORKREAKING!
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Breaking
Hypnotist helps Giants stop swinging at pitches in the dirt!
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Post-hypnotic suggestion causes Bochy to squawk like a chicken....
….at the sight of a tin of chewing tobacco. “No one could have forseen this happening,” according to a team representative.
Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS
LOL Agent Ned
2011 fWAR and salary
James McDonald: 0.3, $443 thousand
Ted Lilly: 0.3, $7 million
Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.
Your minor league thought for the day:
teachmetodugi11 Ryan Verdugo
Diet mountain dew is the nectar of the gods I decided..but it looks like my pee after I take vitamins #refreshing
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Throwback Mountain Dew is the best. It tickles yer innards!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
For some reason I cannot get into the throwback
Tastes too watered down for some reason.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Throwback Dew = good
Throwback Dr. Pepper = not so good
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
I can’t get behind the Throwback Dew. Something seemed very off about it.
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
THELETTER IS ON MY SIDE
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
GOOD YOU CAN BE WRONG TOGETHER
/cracks open a throwback mountain dew and gives you both the stink-eye
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
How can you give us both just the one eye?
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
I have two kids – it’s a necessary skill.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
I am feeling a little short changed, here.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
comedic genius.
"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."
Wasn't Mountain Dew originally hillbilly juice?
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 8, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Still is. Mello Yello FTW!
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
WASN'T YOUR MOM?
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
by TheLetter2 on Aug 8, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lets’ just say there was hillbilly juice involved.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
More Bochy
When Beltran left the game yesterday, why did he put in Aaron Rowand instead of Cody Ross? Not only is Ross a better left fielder, the spot was due up fourth in the next inning and they wasted an at bat on Rowand. Bochy may like his outfielders spinning around like ballerinas or routine fly balls, but when the game is on the line I get kind of nervous.
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
Diet Mountain Dew!
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 8, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants offense could use all the tips it can get

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Starts throwing bats at opposing pitchers.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
What in the hell...
Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year. .529 OPS this year. Ouch.
Co-dad of Ryan Scoma with waelwulf, because we're progressive like that.
by free f.p. #14 on Aug 8, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
SPAM FOR THE OVERLORD
http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/8/8/2351921/the-greatest-swing-ever-taken-by-a-non-pitcher
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Does he foul tip that?
Or just confuse the hell out of the catcher?
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!
Um ......
looks like a Happy Gilmore swing. lol.
"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."
by GIANT stoner on Aug 8, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
He’s like the Happy Gilmore of baseball!
Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
by mymclife on Aug 8, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Happy Gilmore of baseball?
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
by greekfro on Aug 8, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
...... no, Colonel Sanders, you're wrong ......
"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."
But butbutbut mama said, but mama said.
(315) SF Giants and NY Jets
Giants baseball: TORTURE
...and the home of the... JETS!
by GiantsfaninNY55 on Aug 8, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
How to swing a cricket bat
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batting_(cricket)
That should answer a few questions for people. He seems to have learned his hacks in the American version since this video was taken.
hanrahan52 Joel Hanrahan
Driving through San Fran is like riding a roller coaster!
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Easier if you don’t type twitterz while you drive, meat.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Hayseed.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Get him on a Trolly
Then let him know the only thing it is driving it is a giant cable underground.
Time to repeat in '11!
WS Trophy goes to Outside Lands
Hopefully it makes fun of Phish.
Want to be a part of Giants history, and have a blast at one of the year’s biggest festivals? Just head toStubHubTicketSquid, grab your tickets to Outside Lands, and then swing by theStubHubTicketSquid tent during the festival to get your picture taken with the World Series Trophy!
The trophy will be in the tent on Saturday from 3-6, and Sunday from 12-4, so you’ll have plenty of changes to get your pic snapped between sets from some of the hottest artists around!
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
This weekend!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
we have company, so I can't do that
can’t you just shelter-in-place? Or will you be blown out by sound?
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, actually I’ll just SIP. It’s not the music; I like that. It’s the drunk/high girls wandering to and from. (Girls because their noises are of a higher pitch than males.)
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
Yeah, I took my nephew to a LL game in the Marina on Bay to Breakers day, the 9AM drunks were pretty annoying (especially since they were “trying to get to the race”).
I imagine it’s fairly unpleasant in those houses facing over the park, but I imagine that those folks will jet off to Aspen or something to avoid.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
This Fri, Sat, Sun
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
You should come down, there’s some kind of free concert. Which you’d really like because it will be covered by a haze of skunkweed smoke.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Been there, done that ......

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."
lol ......
Fontenot, huh? That’s a first for sure.
"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."
VISA
IT’S EVERYWHERE YOU WANNA BE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
PING!
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 8, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
and yet the Giants refuse to let the stay with me for few hours. Bastards! And I live right by OTL too
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 8, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh, Nicasio got two plates and bolt in his neck to hold his spine together. :(
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
:(
Crazy sad. So it was the ball that broke his neck? Or did he hit his head on the way down or something? I don’t really want to watch the video
I watched the video
…and thought it looked like his head hitting the ground did it, but I’m no doctor
The thong is, it happened.
Initially, I was a little annoyed at the article
but thinking about it…wasn’t there a cap with plastic inserts on the side to protect players?
I’m of the opinion that something is better that nothing, yet hitters avoid the “gazoo” helmets that protect them, but “look goofy.” Pitchers refuse a small shin guard, one of which would have kept Roy Halladay, the most durable of modern pitchers, from having a broken leg from a comebacker a couple years back. I’ve long thought that a small insert of hard plastic and perhaps a bit of foam could be put inside the pitcher’s hat while pitching, giving him some extra protection. It wouldn’t help in all situations, but I know that pro pitchers wouldn’t go for the pitching helmets that we’re starting to see in youth leagues.
The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
I hate it but this is why we get it all the fucking time
ESPN Earns Highest “Sunday Night Baseball” Overnight Of Season
ESPN earned a 3.6 overnight Nielsen rating for last night’s 10-inning Yankees-Red Sox matchup, marking the net’s best "Sunday Night Baseball" rating of the season to date. The 3.6 overnight is up 33% from a 2.7 rating for the same matchup on the same weekend last year. When national ratings are released tomorrow, the telecast is expected to be ESPN’s best "SNB" audience since Red Sox-Yankees on June 3, 2007. Last night’s game earned a 17.0 local rating in Boston and an 8.6 rating in N.Y. (THE DAILY).
.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
It’s a feedback cycle. It gets the highest ratings because ESPN goes out of its way to market it.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
they don't really need to 'market' Yankees-Red Sox
It is what it is, you know? Two of the three best teams in baseball, in two of the largest cities in the country, in a rivalry that goes back over a hundred years. It’s kind of a big deal.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
it's just the numbers
they have the most fans, so if they both play in the game, the national fanbases will watch, and by default you have the highest ratings.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
yep
so it’s great business to put them on TV as much as possible. It’s not like the Giants have never been on ESPN this year.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
PtB Sightings
Anyone seen him lately???? There’s one lineup permutation that needs to be tried again, if for nothing more than to get Scott away from the lineup.
He was in the scrum vs. the Phils, no?
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
Probably gonna be suspended soon.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
PtB was throwing punches? Didn’t see him on the video the first time.
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
He is on the DL
when you are on the DL you are not allowed on the field for any reason. By leaving the dug out he should be suspended.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
Zito, too.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
lol the Zito picture.
That was great.
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
The one that doesn’t require photoshop? LOL.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Can’t you serve your suspension on the DL though? Seems dumb to suspend him.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I think one of the beat writers said that they would serve it after they came off the DL.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Just take him off the DL a couple days early then.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!
Takes up a roster spot.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Have to be eligible to come off the DL, too.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Any Tejada sighting?
Lose PtB, but gain a Tehaha and Zito suspension.
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting article on MLBTR about the challenges faced by Dominican players of Haitian descent. Antihaitianismo is a major factor in Dominican society.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Antihaitianismo
What a great word for a shitty thing. Stop giving all the good words to situations that don’t make for good everyday conversations, dammit
Until the quake, I thought they were two different islands
I had no idea how much bad blood there was
The thong is, it happened.
Long ago Haiti conquered the eastern half of the island. The Dominican Republic has never forgotten that.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
random dumb idea
Before the nation was virtually destroyed by an earthquake, I thought MLB could do some good by opening some baseball academies there. Talk about an untapped pool of talent… and limitless need.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I always thought that Haitains that lived in Haiti (as opposed to those that were in the DR) didn’t give a crap about baseball. Now off to read that article.
Please don't cut Ishikawa! 2009 Tops All-Star Rookie and World Champ 2010!
I don't think they do
it’s more in Miami and the DR.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
The sport there is soccer; Haiti made the World Cup once. If the necessary baseball infrastructure would be set up, though, I’m sure Haiti could produce plenty of baseball players.
BTW, your signature is a bit outdated.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Watch out NL West
TroyRenck
Rockies have signed millwood i have learned There’s a chance he could start Wednesday
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Rockies
Signing all of the Giants’ former nemeses. Maybe they can sign Maddux out of retirement and trade for Marquis.
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Just like the last game of "Slap Shot"
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
my heroes .......

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."
"Kevin Millwood" anagram
VOID NOW, KILL ME
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 8, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So I’m going to the DBacks vs Mets game on Saturday. I’m thinking that I will wear my Giants hat even though they aren’t playing. Is this sort of thing looked down upon?
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Let’s go Mets!
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
My other idea was to wear orange and blue.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Root for the Mets and tell them...
….“The enemy of my enemy is my friend!”. Throw in a “For the shire!” in case they get too close.
Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS
Reyes on DL
Hamstring again
Murphy too – likely out for season.
"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk
I just had a conversation about that at the SJ Giants game last night (where we saw Yankees, Cubs and Padres gear). The consensus of the two people I was talking to about it was that it was a no no. I know other people who would do it, though.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
The couple in front of us at the SJ Giants game last night were wearing Dodgers gear. They said “Let’s go Dodgers!” once but then thought better of it.
by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 8, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s odd. At least they stopped!
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
My little league team was called the Dodgers. We went to a San Jose Giants game once. Some of the kids wore their Dodgers shirts.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Ah, so maybe that was the reason. That would be okay then.
by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 8, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s different. That happens a lot at those games where they have the kids in uniforms go on the field with the player, and it totally fine that they’re representing for their little league team.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
as I know I've said too often
in 3 SFLL days at the park, I’ve never seen a Dodgers team.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
My coach was from Southern California.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
SFLL?
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, Cupertino American.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Tony Bruno hates you, then.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I was on the A’s in Little League. Appropriately, it was the 70’s and we won the championship.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve always thought it was weird too.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
I think it looks odd at an MLB game
but especially if it’s compounded with jacket, jersey…. I remember a guy in full-on Pirates gear at an SF-SD game.
There was a thread about this a while back at AN, in which the Athletic Supporters came out in full force for REPRESENTIN THA COLORS ESPECIALLY AT AT&T BECUZ YOU GOTTA REPRESENT.
At a minor league or college game, who cares.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess I could wear my Timmy jersey opened up to reveal my Cain shirt underneath. No, I’m thinking I’ll just wear some orange and blue to support the not-DBacks.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Hats are kind of whatever, because hey, maybe that’s your only hat.
Jerseys are a bit bolder, because presumably you have other shirts.
I just think it’s odd to wear something in support of a team that isn’t actually in the contest.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
I will say
I’d never say anything to anyone about it. Which I suppose is why I didn’t get the AN “GOTTA REPRESENTN” thing, because the subtext was you basically wait for someone to say something and then you can have a TRASH TALK SMACKDOWN™, which is apparently the obligation of the home team fans.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
If it’s the only hat you have, you’re in the sun and it’s 109˚ out… wear the hat.
I just usually assume people wearing the “wrong” teams are on vacation from somewheres else.
If you’re wearing Rays gear to a Giants-Dodgers game, you’re a hipster.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
Speaking of hipsters, I got my Giants fedora yesterday from my buddy who used my tickets that day. Very small lid. I’m no Bochy (7.5 capsize), but this thing was small. Unfortunately, it fit my wife perfectly.
/remains_non_Hipster
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
I forgot that the conversation initially started because we saw a guy wearing an A’s jacket (which he must have purchased in 1989).
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha
you failed kdl! You were supposed to say something so they could tell you how much they HATES THE GNATS
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I was supposed to run up and assault him, according to A’s fan legend. The truth is, most Giants fans don’t care. AT ALL.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s pretty much what riles them up. Not that I have ever felt like this in relation to, say, the Eastern clubs.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
There’s one on Twitter who designates himself the “biggest Giants hater” or something like that. He gets all butthurt and whiny when Giants fans aren’t nice to him. I’m like, “maybe it’s your approach?”
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
This one?
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
thar she blows. Literally.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
This guy seems like a winner
What self respecting A’s fan goes to a giants game when the A’s are not playing
And you rooted for the Giants????
And begging for a new ball park with fair weather fans?
What is this the Chris Townsend show????
Gianst fans are mooks. They don’t know how to Cheer or boo and half of them are not even paying attention to the game.
Hello? You play to win the game!
by LetsGoA’s on Jun 27, 2011 7:07 AM PDT
I do that to giants fans all the time. Lot’s of people in the bleachers do.
If you don’t want to be called "gay" for wearing a giants hat, my guess is you should just stay in att park, or go watch the game at a bar in the castro. And SF is literally the gayest city in the united states. Everyone knows it. More gays per capita than anywhere in the world. It is what it is.
Hello? You play to win the game!
by LetsGoA’s on Jun 28, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
And SF is literally the gayest city in the united states. Everyone knows it. More gays per capita than anywhere in the world
And this is a bad thing? Douche.
by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 8, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw somewhere that Minneapolis is gayer now.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Later, on Twinkie Town...
“Does anyone know why we keep getting angry spam from A’s fans?”
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAYME
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember the Daily Show sketch about that
Apparently the Castro is very upset.
by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 8, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
well i dont see how its a good thing.
it just is what it is
Imagine. Lincecum still hitting 99-101 with the gun. Greatest pitcher of modern time??
sorry
I didn’t mean to have this all dredged up, at least the comments on the thread are closed. I was pretty surprised at the uniformity of the comments though, even for them.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Not since the Lincoln-Douglas debates has there been such an engaging, thought-provoking analysis of issues facing American society.
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
I look forward
to hearing analysis on the next installment of Dialogue.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
HELLO?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
it's spelled
“GNATS”, Nat.
MY GOD/ /takes off glasses
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Some people do, which I think is just bizarre.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 8, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Stupidest Jersey Faux Pax
I’m a huge Edmonton Oilers fan and 5 years ago at Game 5 against the Sharks, there was an idiot in a Calgary Flames jersey roaming the corridor during intermission.
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Caps are always okay.
Full kit, not so much.
Please don't cut Ishikawa! 2009 Tops All-Star Rookie and World Champ 2010!
I get annoyed at people who wear gear of teams that aren't playing in the game
But I don’t get annoyed about people who just wear a hat, because, hey, maybe that’s your only hat.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
yeah
it’s a good excuse to get another hat.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
hey, maybe that’s your only hat.
People keep saying this. Do people really only have one hat??? I have many hats but most are Giants hats and the others I rarely wear.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
and on the way to the park
buy a cheap one for $5.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Every hat I own is Giants or Eagles.
So I can totally see this being the case.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!
Aside from winter-keep-me-warm hats and hiking-keep-me-cool hats…
I have 2 Giants hats and a Sharks hat, not forking out the $$$ to buy anymore hats.
better wear the Sharks hat
on your trip to Dodger Stadium then!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I bought an A’s hat on clearance at Target so I could wear it to be an extra in Moneyball.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Now you can REPRESENT at the Gnats game!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha
I actually went to a ton of A’s games growing up. I always liked the Giants more, but going to Candelstick from Sonora was tough for a family on a budget.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I miss the old Coliseum, if Mt. Davis hadn’t turned it into such a shit hole I’d probably still go to games there.
I still go to a couple of A’s games a year because the tickets are just so damn cheap and it is easy to get to from Berkeley
by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I loved it when they had $2 tickets. Also, taking BART there is so convenient!
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I would not take a vacation day to go to an A’s game, but if I’m ever unemployed, I’m there!
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, the joys of Grad School. I am so sad that it is almost done.
by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 8, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Sonora’s so far from both that it doesn’t seem like there would be much of a difference.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
There is a huge difference, though. It’s maybe not that many miles away, but with traffic and the parking mess at the ’stick, Oakland was always far more convenient. Plus we had family in Walnut Creek.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
agreed
adding the get out of SF traffic to the back-to-Sacramento traffic was not insignificant, at least for my dad, who was basically neutral to which team we were seeing in the first place and just trying to treat me to a game.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
The ‘Stick is way South, too. It’s not like the difference between Oakland and AT&T.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
When I was a kid BARTing over to an A’s game from Fremont or Hayward wasn’t a big deal. Try getting to Candlestick from thereback in the late 70’s early 80’s. Sheeesh.
I still refuse to go to a 49er game. What a nightmare.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Been to one 9er game. We had a horrible experience. More drunks and assholes than any other professional sporting event I’d ever attended. … and I’ve been to 3 Raider games.
surprises me not at all
there’s bus service to Balboa Park BART, I have no idea how reliable that is.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
We had fans of the other team in front of us, and they were basically the worst people I’ve ever encountered in my life.
Getting out of there was a complete nightmare. Plus, it’s a Sunday so I have to work the next day. No thank you.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I am disappoint.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
It was cap giveaway day when I went to a Giants/Dodgers game in LA.
Here’s the “before” picture:

by Natto on Aug 8, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And the after?
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
Okay, then.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Indefensible.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
I still have a red Yankees hat that I bought in 1998 because of that Limp Bizkit song!!
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
I wish I didn’t know this about you.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
lol. I was 13 at the time.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
At 13 I was drawing that Nirvana smiley face thing on my pants.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
overachiever.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
Drawing on your cloths is much worse IMO.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
I like to sew patches on my pants so I don’t have to deal with shopping for more. Truly comfortable jeans are hard to find.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
I’d like to sew a patch on my jeans … there’s a hole right beneath the crotch.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
it’s for easy access
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
I actually tried to sew a patch into my jeans once while wearing them on a plane.
I found out that it would have been a better idea to take my pants off than to try that. The air marshal was not pleased.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
screaming on a plane for sticking a needle in your leg is frowned upon
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
it wasn’t like crying screaming, though. more like “OWWWWWWWWWWWWW”
but enough to get plenty of attention.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
I like to sew patches on my pants so I don’t have to deal with shopping for more. Truly comfortable jeans are hard to find.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
I like to sew patches on my pants so I don’t have to deal with shopping for more. Truly comfortable jeans are hard to find.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
my internetz fucked up.
on my screen it actually shows like I didn’t post anything at all.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
I have 1 hat at atime
It’s always a Giants hat. When it gets too old and dirty, I scour the stores looking for a hat to fit my tiny odd shaped head.
by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 8, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
By some. Not by me.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh.
A friend of mine was at the Phillies brawl game and took photos.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
Oh he did even more later on.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I love the picture of Utley strolling up, bat in hand.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
reminds me of:

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 8, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Baseball Furies = WEAK
The Warriors didn’t even have bats and they STILL kicked the crap out of them.
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 8, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
srsly
worst disappointment in that movie, they had the best schtick and got devastated.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
there is actually a really interesting story behind Donny "The Bear Jew" Donowitz in tarantino's universe
its all super connected with his other movies
http://www.cracked.com/article_19323_6-movie-tv-universes-that-overlap-in-mind-blowing-ways.html
Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half
by operation carrot on Aug 8, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Bam Bam
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Can we plunk Victorino again if we’re up 3-0 in a playoff series?
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
You go ahead.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
And I’m pretty sure Pablo laid a punch on him (Rectum, not Bam Bam) after he got sucked into the pile.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 8, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Always in the Middle of It
“Bad Boy” Carlos Ruiz.
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
SPAM FOR THE OVERLORD'S MORTAL ENEMY
http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/8/8/2351973/cody-ransom-hits-a-home-run
Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter
HE WHO WEARS ARGYLE
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Blast off Kershaw .......
let’s hope he never comes back. Regardless, wreck’d.
"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."
I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."
When did he EVER throw a pitch that fat in a Giants game?
Of course, he might have, and it probably got missed or popped up.
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 8, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
What a pain in the ass.
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 8, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
They don’t really hurt. It’s the prep that sucks.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
You mean the "GoLytely"?
Most inaccurate name for any substance in history.
NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.
I bet

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s so annoying when players I loathe to see playing have cute kids and seem like actual human beings.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!
How dare they make me feel bad for hating them.
by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 8, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t hate Rowand, I just don’t want him playing on my favorite baseball team.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!
you just said you loathed him
just sayin’
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 8, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand is just doing that
because the kid got tired of pitching to Rowand. Strike 14!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
“Daddy, I thought you said you could hit.”
“Son, I haven’t hit since I was your age.”
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
Bringing the curtain down on a nearly 200-year-old tradition, leaders of the US House of Representatives announced Monday that they were doing away with the chamber’s “page” program.
Republican House Speaker John Boehner and Democratic House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi cited the high cost of the program as well as advances in technology that have reduced the need for the teenaged messengers’ services.
No more teen pages in the House of Reps. Heh
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 1:48 PM PDT reply actions
Randy Messengers!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
RANDY JOHNSONS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
RANDY WOLVES
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 8, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Who will get groped now, the secretaries?
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!
AMERICA!
AM I RIGHT??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
/grabs America’s crotch
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
/sign o the cross
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I considered applying to be a page but then I didn’t.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
I considered applying for a job at Borders last year but they wouldn’t take me.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
something in the annual report
about continually replacing the store stereo system.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Cost?
I’m sure they could pay nothing and people would still apply.
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
DEY TERK ARE JERRRRRRRRRBZ
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
DRRK A DURRR
Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan
I thank the baseball Gods...
every Pirates series when we are not facing Tim Alderson, because that means Sabean made a good trade.
Same will go for every Mets series and Zach Wheeler.
So we’ve got this stupid ps3 remote thingy, with about a bizillion buttons on it … and not ONE of them says “OFF”. WTF?
Hold down the ps3 button, and scroll to "turn off system".
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!
You have to push the PS button long enough for it to give you the option to turn off the system. It needs to power itself down properly.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Sometimes I do that. You hit the stupid “button” on the machine itself and it just stares at you like “Yeah? Really? No.”
The cat flopped on the remote and managed to turn on the ps3, yes, our fault for leaving it on the chair….. but then to turn it off I have to find 2 other remotes and scroll through screens and wtf ever. Energy hog.
NOTBAGGS:
Source tells ESPN 3 games on Victorino and he’ll appeal. Still no word on Giants possible suspensions. tinyurl.com/3fqtx93
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
So he got a game suspension…
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
by this standard no one on the giants should get more than a game IMO
Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.
Schulman is taking to Twitter to defend himself after Damon Bruce and Radnich attacked him this morning
sorry- sometimes I can’t remember which word is correct. I do it all the time now with strategery. I once used it in a scientific talk in front of ~1000 people
hahaha
is that true? And did you get a big laugh?
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
So no? (Scientists are boring, get it?)
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
I wasn’t making fun—it’s such a loaded issue, I just wanted to ensure I understood.
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
Racialist isn’t really incorrect. It’s just never used in America.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
I understand it’s a (largely) British variant, but wasn’t sure if it had a subtle (or not so subtle) difference in contemporary usage.
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
In skinhead circles, it’s used to differentiate ‘white supremacist’ from ‘person who judges everyone by their racial background’. So one can cling to their racism while denying that it necessarily inlcudes hatred or violence. Or so I gather.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
The Brian Wilson of comedy?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
Bruce and Radnich are such idiot douches. If they really said that Schulman only called Bruno’s comment “racist” to stay on the Giants’ good sign, they’re even dumber than I thought. And, of course they’re going to defend Bruno, regardless of what a loser he is. Yuck.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I never did hear what Bruno said.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!
Twitter is going to be the end of Schulman
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
he never leave good enough alone
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I think his daily meltdowns are HILARIOUS. This guy should not be allowed to be on Twitter.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Especially when the team is in Arizona.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oh I just started following him in the past couple weeks when I found out what a trainwreck he was.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I had just ditched Jen Kirkman so I was missing Twit meltdowns in my life.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME METLDOWWWWWNS???
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I can't say that I am surprised that Radish and Bruce are defending Bruno
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
le sigh
I hoped they’d get Bruno off 1050 but that doesn’t inspire much confidence.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
well
There’s the raven calling the crow black. WAIT THATS RACIST TOO
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I do think it’s interesting that Kreuger got hired back right around when the Bruno incident happened. I wasn’t all that interested in hearing what a horrible experience this has been for Bruno, though.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Kreuger said he saw the tweet while he was at the game with his daughter and said it kind of ruined his weekend because he knew it would have to be talked about and well… history and stuff….
I didn’t think what Kreuger said was as bad as what Bruno said, but it’s sort of splitting hairs, I guess. I just felt like he wanted the listeners to feel sympathy to Bruno, and I just don’t.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t like Bruno, don’t like Radish, don’t like Bruce… so my point of view may be skewed.
Kreuger will most likely always get a pass from me for staying on the air overtime on a certain late October evening in 2002.
He seems fine, and probably got too much shit for what happened. He was doing his best today to talk about how one has to take responsibility for his actions. I just wasn’t ready to hear how terrible it was that people are “coming out of the woodwork” to attack Bruno, and how hard this must be for Bruno right now. You reap what you sow, dude.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember him
actually making an effort to apologize, earnestly.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
He said he went straight to Felipe Alou to apologize, but Alou wasn’t ready (classless, vile!). But, then, a year after the incident, they were able to talk.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't really remember
I think I heard him on Gary’s show apologizing too.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
In case it wasn’t clear, my comment was based on things he said today on his show. I don’t know where else he apologized, though.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah I meant BITD
There were 2-3 days there of damage control where he seemed to be doing all he could to make up for it, then he and Tony Salvatore or whoever got canned.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, he seemed to take more responsibility for it.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
We do not sow.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I kinda feel bad for Krueger, he spent his time in the desert for (IMO) less.
Bruno? Assuming he’s not been hounded by people trying to turn his car over, he can wear it. He deserves a “horrible experience”, if by that he means articles and interviews about what a jerk he was and is being.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
@hankschulman
Henry Schulman
Hey, @DamonBruce, if you think I ever issue an opinion to stay on the Giants’ good side, you’re more ignorant than I thought.
@DamonBruce
Damon Bruce
@hankschulman More ignorant than you thought? So you were scoring me ignorant to begin with, now, even more so? Thanks pal.
@hankschulman
Henry Schulman
Let’s not play semantics. If I eat a pizza, I’m a pizza eater. If you make a racist statement, you’re a racist.
@DamonBruce
Damon Bruce
@hankschulman … You know I’m ignorant, like you now know Bruno is racist, like you know the world is round?
@hankschulman
Henry Schulman
Fight over. I won’t give him the satisfaction of giving him more publicity.
"For science. You monster."
BREAKING
Damon Bruce is ignorant.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
He may not be ignorant, it may all be an act, but his character comes across as a big time homophobic misogynist. Perfect schtick for Podunk Iowa, not the best match for the Bay Area.
Aw, all this time I’ve been making an idiot out of myself!
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Radnich is boring and full of hot air, but Bruce is disgusting.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
LIGHT THE SIGNAL

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
What would anyone gain from it?
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@hankschulman … You know I’m ignorant, like you now know Bruno is racist, like you know the world is round?
Is this saying that Hank is right? Shouldn’t he have said like you know the world is flat or something?
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah this was very confusing.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!
I guess he is proving he is ignorant!
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Again, not something we needed demonstrated, but the proof’s in the proof!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
In two hours he will totally think of something better he should have said.
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Born to host radio, that’s for sure!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
por que?
I think having a quick mind and ability to respond is an important skill, and I think that this particular host lacks said skill. Talent. Whatever.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Mmmmm pizza…
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Thanks. Now I’m not hungry anymore.
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Amici's!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know what that is but it sounds Italian and yummy!
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Local pizza place
It’s is pretty bad.
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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
it means “friendship” in Italian!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
∂

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
jeebus
image block FTW!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
springsteen, madonna
way before nirvana
/apologizes for this post
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh one of our centers ordered from there
First, they ordered only vegetarian pizzas.
Second, they were all… not good. Hard, not much flavor, other than … cardboard-y. Maybe they were sitting too long.
the hilarious thing is that Bruno spent about 20 minutes this morning manically talking over anyone else who tried to speak all while telling people to avoid making mistakes like this on twitter. Damon Bruce is a fucking idiot
I like how he calls it a “mistake.” I don’t think you accidentally say something like that without having the thought already in your mind somewhere, whether subconsciously or consciously.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, you don’t “accidentally” come up with something like that.
You might “accidentally” say it instead of keeping it to yourself, but that hardly makes you look any better.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Right. They’re acting like the problem is that he was stupid for letting it slip, not a gross human being for thinking it in the first place.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Not a "mistake"
First you talk about it on your program. Then you get on your Twitter and knowingly type the remark. Then you give a half-arse apology about it in which you try to prove that “the best defense is a good offense” by calling the other people idiots.
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s very transparent.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
it seems to me that the phrase he used was not bad, per se, but it seemed pretty clear that he meant it to be insulting.
unlike if someone fumbled over a word and said the wrong one, his intent was to be insulting.
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
was not bad, per se
You and I will just have to agree to disagree about that.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean, I understand that there is such a thing as an “illegal alien” and, by itself, is not an insult. But, used in this context, it sounded like it came from a bad place. It sounded like he doesn’t think guys from Latin America should be playing in the MLB.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d agree with you – he sees dark skin and a hispanic name, and he uses what has become a very loaded short-hand insult. That’s not an accident.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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that’s what I meant.
his intent was to make it an insult.
that makes it way worse than if someone inadvertently used a slur.
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
I see what you’re saying – there are, in fact, illegal aliens, but when he threw it at Ramirez, it was meant to be a slur. I get what you mean.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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Bruno clearly thinks that “illegal alien” is a bad thing, per se, though. I guess that’s where I was initially coming from.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
“unlike if someone fumbled over a word and said the wrong one, his intent was to be insulting.”
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
Okay, I get it. Sorry.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
no problem
:-)
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
I think you are agreeing – I can refer to an actual undocumented individual as an illegal alien and not mean it any other way than from a purely legal standpoint. But for a segment of people, it is a nasty insult.
For Bruno, it was an insult. And a racist one, based on Ramirez’ ethnicity and name.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think we’re agreeing
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Your mom's a girl
RABBLE!!!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
SHUT UP
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
wow
I didn’t realize they actually had him on for a defense. That’s pretty embarrassing, and I’m willing to bet he still didn’t actually apologize.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
He never has apologized. It’s sort of like, “whoops, probably shouldn’t have said that out loud, but you guys are so much worse for calling me on it!”
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Who do you think you are, holding me accountable for my actions? You’re almost as bad as that Lars guy from Twitter!
TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo
I loved it when he said that people shouldn’t be name calling. Um. I guess only he can name call?
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Did Bruno go on his show today? Isn’t he syndicated on 1050?
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
gotcha
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Did Bruce make racist comments too?
Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"
Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"
Pat Burrell: "The Patural"
Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"
by slackersphere17 on Aug 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Damon Bruce is usually good for gay bashing or woman bashing. Subtle shit… like “Woman don’t bother me I’m watching football, get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.” kind of crap. Totally bush league.
wheres the gay bashing?
Imagine. Lincecum still hitting 99-101 with the gun. Greatest pitcher of modern time??
I owe everyone an apology.
My comment above is a very stupid comment. I was riffing on a meme and it came out very ugly. As I have come back and seen the post again I am very much taken back by how it appears. At the time I felt like I was harmlessly riffing a MCC meme, but on the surface it looks very ugly, and I feel bad about it and want to apologize to everyone. My sincere apologies to everyone.
Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.
I'm all about the gay brushing.
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What have you against happy people?
Is your life so awful you have bash a happy person?
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
reply fail
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
/bashes you after I drink too much vodka
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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“Man, don’t bother me, I’m watching football, get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich”.
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Your mom's a girl
would somebody make me a sammich, damnit!
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Wow this is all sorts of awesome.
sensitive and defensive sports personality is sensitive and defensive.
Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.
Did Radnich and Bruce say Bochy was "out of line"?
Turning serious, Bochy said, “Forget the remarks about me. That’s doesn’t bother me. But for a guy to make a racist comment like that and have the ear of so many people, yeah, that bothers me. I can defend myself as a coward, but I don’t know if you can defend yourself making a racist comment.”
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Bochy is just a big dumb lieberal who loves illegal immigrants.
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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I suspect he has Latino friends.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Obviously, that’s the only reason you’d be bothered by that comment. Because you’re irrationally sticking up for your Latino friends.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Obviously, that’s the only reason you’d be bothered by that comment.
Or if you were a human being.
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
Haha, exactly. Anyone trying to defend this crap… I just don’t know.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, look who’s trying to stay on Bochy’s good side.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
This is where the party ends
I can’t stand here listening to you
…and you racist friend…
by Merope on Aug 8, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
TMBG again!
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!
by Tortured on Aug 8, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought I remember Bruno
saying something in the radio “apology” about having lots of Latino friends, and all I could think of was the Stephen Colbert running gag about his “black friend”.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
/changes name to Bruce Freedom
LOL CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MANAGER
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s the real reason: BORN IN FRANCE
Can I just say, though, that I am so glad that he said that? That took guts, I think. He’s a good person.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
nah, i think Bruno and Bruce are big dumb "lieberals" tho :)
Imagine. Lincecum still hitting 99-101 with the gun. Greatest pitcher of modern time??
OT
So the chances are most of the SF hotels are booked by people going to Outside Lands?
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
Try Oakland/Emeryville/Daly City/Redwood City + Public transportation if you really want to go
by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 8, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m trying to escape! Speedway Meadow is within parking distance of my apartment (see discussion above)
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
When we go to the city we often stay at the Best Western at Coyote Point. Cheap, and near Coyote Point. If you can afford it, it might be a nice weekend to visit Santa Cruz or something… all the hippies will have cleared out for the weekend.
Wha?
When we go to the city we often stay at the Best Western at Coyote Point
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 8, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The Capri in the Marina (cheap, and has parking).
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
how about
one by the airport? You could take the train down there and then a shuttle.
Or there’s a Holiday Inn Express within walking distance of the Pleasant Hill BART if you want to really get away.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
BART extension!
Of course, this may require residents of 12 or so states to pay sales taxes for 200 years to build the connecting track, but it’s really worth it.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
HANK:
I’m hearing no Giants suspensions, but I’m double-checking, triple-checking.
TRYING TO STAY OF THE GIANTS GOOD SIDE
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New may may!
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, Eli's getting plunked.
@hankschulman
Henry Schulman
CONFIRMED: No Giants suspended. Fines only. Victorino gets three games.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 8, 2011 2:39 PM PDT reply actions 10 recs
HAHAHAHA
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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Ohh, the Phillies fans/press are gonna FLIP.
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I like him! Wish we had some sort of pager system here.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
I read that as ‘cry-panty’.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
CRY PANTRY AND LET LOOSE THE EGGOS OF WAR!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Among the finest in a rich tapestry of nonsense. Rec’d.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Madisen Baumgardener is a elligal alian!
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
WHITESIDE LIVES
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s going to be hated! You’re in the big time now, Eli!
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Anyone hear Eli’s interview with Marty Lurie (yesterday, I think?) It was great. There was a lot of stuff I didn’t know about Eli. Good one with Cabrera, too.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, punctuation fail.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Marty is a great interviewer. His old-school take on baseball is another thing.
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
Agreed.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Too bad KNBR doesn't have a working podcast function.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!
Thank goodness.
I was anticipating a Sabean special panic trade where we give up Gary Brown for a crappy backup catcher
Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.
Three Games
Needs a couple more for the Bam Bam drive-by clubbing.
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
CONSPIRACY. WS Trophy is like a get out of Suspension free card.
by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 8, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Jimmy Rollins
Needs to stop stealing 2nd in an 8-2 ballgame if he doesn’t want to raise Ramirez’ ire again.
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think Bochy ordered it. If he did, he’s a far subtler person than I envisioned.
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Frankly I was expecting something in the second game when they were getting blown out.
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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
My Take
Rollins singles in 2 to make it 8-2, then takes off for 2nd. 1 batter later, Victorino gets plunked. Definitely not ordered, but probably understood under baseball’s more subtle rules. I haven’t heard this talked about at all on any media outlets, though.
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
The dumb Philly fan rage will be hilarious
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see that's the thing
if baseball wanted to stop this idiocy they could, instead they do this kind of thing.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
/puts on top hat and monocle
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One of the sunday chronicle writers used “classless and vile” in hisorher column Sunday (8/7). I have the paper in the car, but don’t remember who it was. Just thought that he or she lurks here.
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Actually the “classless and vile” was straight out of Bruno’s mouth. Or keyboard.
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I figured someone from here might have tweeted that around and it ended up hitting Bruno’s twitter or FB.
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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
“classless and vile” sounds like the title of a new series on TNT.
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Should be an insult/musical comedy duo.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY WE GET ELI
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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Chasm?
Everyone on Twitter freaked out like Utley did that on purpose, and I can’t see how that would even be remotely possible.
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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay
I thought so, but I wasn’t sure, because there are people who wanted to believe he did it on purpose.
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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
It's Timmy's fault for being so nasty.
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that's what the phillies broadcasters were saying
literally, they said that timmy fooled him so badly that he threw the bat/. i lol’d
by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Aug 8, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
OT
I love it when Flemming says “AND HE WAS FOOLED BADLY.”
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by Murray, Present on Aug 8, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
lawls!
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Rex Kwon Whiteside and Ramirez should have gotten a game IMO and most Philly fans understood that Victorino was going to be penalized the most after the dive back into the pile. As far as retribution goes…there is the throw over Utley’s head by Sanchez in ‘09, the Utley HBP in game 6, and now this…I’d say the Phils will be plunking someone next season, probably Posey. I don’t quite get the seemingly accepted reasoning of Rollins’ stolen base being the catalyst for the HBP. I understand the unwritten rules of baseball, but with 4 innings left for the Giants, I don’t see how that applies. I still haven’t heard a reason as to why Huff was holding Jimmy onto 1st base in that situation if it was unreasonable for him to steal…has he been asked that at all?
"Have you seen this Perez guy pitch? I'm a pacifist, but I've never seen anything so violent look so beautiful."
If you injure Posey in any plunking, the entire city of San Francisco will rise and burn the city of Philadelphia. Either that, or we’ll withhold all Apple products. Sandoval seems a much likelier target given his antics; Posey was nowhere near anything.
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that’s kinda the point isn’t it?
"Have you seen this Perez guy pitch? I'm a pacifist, but I've never seen anything so violent look so beautiful."
Buster Posey is from Georgia, and Victorino is from Hawaii. Those locations are on the same planet in the solar system, so the unwritten rules of baseball mandate this.
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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Everything else in that comment is solid, but seriously we don’t have a very good sense of humor or perspective about the Posey thing. I’m honestly having trouble thinking around that to respond to the rest of it.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
They wouldn’t be attempting to injure Posey (I really like him by the way)…just a HBP in the ribs. The Phillies have not been one to throw at batters and rarely retaliate, but it is now 3-0 with bush league plunks…I’d say one is coming next season.
"Have you seen this Perez guy pitch? I'm a pacifist, but I've never seen anything so violent look so beautiful."
Thanks for the heads up. Good thing pitchers have pinpoint control and cannot ever miss with a beanball.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d say they can keep it below the shoulders if they want to…I think that’s reasonable. Maybe they’ll resign Moyer to take it easy on Buster.
"Have you seen this Perez guy pitch? I'm a pacifist, but I've never seen anything so violent look so beautiful."
also
Posey was hit 4 times in 185 AB this year. It’s not like you invented this idea for this situation.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
once again…kind of the point…it is why Utley and Victorino always get hit for the Phils
"Have you seen this Perez guy pitch? I'm a pacifist, but I've never seen anything so violent look so beautiful."
Interestingly, Ruiz has been hit more frequently than either of them.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
HBP, but not plunked on purpose
"Have you seen this Perez guy pitch? I'm a pacifist, but I've never seen anything so violent look so beautiful."
I see. Thanks for your input. I’ll just Mark It Down:
After the throw over Utley’s head in ’09, the Utley HBP in game 6, and now this….Buster Posey is gonna take one in the ear hole next season…well, maybe in the ribs
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by DirtyWaters on Aug 8, 2011 4:45 PM PDT reply actions
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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
got ya!
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by luved the stick on Aug 8, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I guarantee you Victorino isn’t getting hit because he’s the best player on the team.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
There was a part in The Franchise where the Giants were in the locker room watching a replay of one of their opponents getting hit and Huff goes “Hey Posey, that’s you tomorrow”. So I have to agree that he’s probably one of the main targets on the Giants.
WWRWD?
What episode was this? I don't remember it at all
by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 8, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, if it's Posey
I think you can expect some escalated retaliation. Probably better off going after Whiteside or Panda.
yes, and a former football player as well
"Have you seen this Perez guy pitch? I'm a pacifist, but I've never seen anything so violent look so beautiful."
with 4 innings left for the Giants, I don’t see how that applies.
You’ve seen our offense. Our “big inning” is two hits in a row.
Not to defend the HBP, just explaining what may have been the rationale.
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This pleases me.
I am pleased.
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did any of them deserve to be suspended? I still haven’t seen footage, just heard about it
/goes to look up replay
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by troymccluresf on Aug 8, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
But Victorino really was out of line for shoving at the umpire and then circling around to attack Bam Bam for no particular reason
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That was the most bush league move of the whole incident.
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
huh. looks like Eli should have been suspended, but then again he didn’t punch Polanco- he just held him still to protect Ramirez.
If Eli punches or takes down Polanco, that’s another matter. and I don’t think Ramirez could be suspended since the benches weren’t warned already, right?
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Did you watch a clip of the fight?
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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, I just saw it a few min ago. I didn’t see any of the Phils games except Thursday’s game.
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Then you should see Whiteside pogoing in front of Victorino, before he runs over to tackle Polanco.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
So?
Victorino started toward the mound. Whiteside simply put himself in a position to stop him, but didn’t go after anyone. It wasn’t until Polanco came in and initiated contat that Eli wrestled him down and never threw a punch.
I thought Panda was gonna get hit with a game for throwing a punch.
The thong is, it happened.
I’ve mentioned this before, but I showed my daughter how Eli took Polanco down, to protect his pitcher. I told her he was doing his job, and doing it right. I still think that.
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He’s lucky he didn’t sprain his neck or get pounded, but baseball fights aren’t for much anyway.
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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
…or get one in the tail.
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/sign o’ the cross
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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
or the privacy
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why
does Whiteside make contact at the foul line then?
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
With Polanco?
He tackled a guy that was charging in at him. He show restraint by not giving him the old Kermit Washington to Rudy Tomjanovich action.
The thong is, it happened.
I re-watched it
he was halfway between the foul line and the mound when he grappled Polanco, mostly by burying his head in Polanco’s stomach. Ramirez is like 20 feet away, and Victorino was being held by the umpire.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
He was getting in between the Victorino and Ramirez
That’s his job when Victorino started toward the mound. He then turned and saw Polanco charging at him and tackled him.
Like I said, Eli showed a lot of restraint
The thong is, it happened.
I get that you see it differently
Whiteside jumped up and down looking at Victorino while the umpire restrained him. I think that made the Phillies charge in faster than they would have. His “job” is to stand between the batter and pitcher and walk him up the line.
Tackling Polanco clearly escalated the fight from stand around and yell to grapple and punch.
There’s a reason he was fined, and it wasn’t for all the “restraint” he showed.
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by natteringnabob on Aug 9, 2011 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions
So am I. Unless the video was “inconclusive”?
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think you could tell in the video who he hit, if anyone. He could have accidentally hit a teammate…maybe Zito.
Huff was the only one I saw who looked like he wore on to the jaw.
by MySpoonlsTooBig on Aug 8, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
In my mind it doesn’t matter if he hits anyone. If he swings he probably should have gotten suspened
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be truly awful
Take Ram Ram and Eli instead, please
by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 8, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito
Our proxy for all suspensions.
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I guess sleepy Torre didn’t drink his Bigelow before reviewing the footage.
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One of the pictures someone posted today made it look like Pablo was actually trying to stop Ramon from getting into it with Victorino. Maybe he got some leniency for that.
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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, Bip Roberts is as bad on the radio as he is on television
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yay
we didn’t get swept by PHI. did Huff really get a hit in a rally yesterday?
I feel like the play-by-play is lying to me.
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He hit a pop up that Rollins messed up on
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bwahhahaha. you’re fucking with me, right?
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nope
it really happened. panda was already on 2B from his double. so huff’s popup did nothing to get him over, just to put himself on 1B.
by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Aug 8, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
…and he is rewarded for that by hitting cleanup today. not to count the error he made last night either.
seriously, I’m done being angry with stupid Bochy loving Huff. Nothing I can do about it. but that don’t mean this shit isn’t fucked up.
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what happened with his error last night?
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couldn’t pick a ball hit right at him…scorer scored it a “hit”
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=17776681&topic_id=&c_id=mlb&tcid=vpp_copy_17776681&v=3
(near the end of the clip)
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it was scored as a hit?
the box score yesterday said error. did he make a different error then?
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I though
K&K said it was scored a hit…clearly an error.
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you're right
an error.
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It was a real hard sinking liner (might have short-hopped him). But clearly an error (though they posted it as a hit, then changed it at the park).
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should have at least kept it in front of him…too slow to get down to block it.
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i agree though that ball was smoked and if he had not fielded it cleanly, it might have done some damage to his man parts
he’s getting paid $11MM.
get in front of the ball, and deal with your balls later. 1B is the easiest position on the field, and Huff even finds a way to fuck that up.
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oh, totally. upon watching the condensed game, he also didn’t get up a go after the ball, either, allowing the runner to get to 3B.
if you make a fucking error, you suck it up and go after the ball. don’t assume someone is always backing you up.
and he made a really poor throw that allowed Utley to bat, knocking in a run. and he ran home really slowly, allowing Ruiz to tag him out.
I can’t take much more of Huff’s bullshit
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You’ll take it and you’ll like it.
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at this point, I really don’t understand how Bochy does not see all of these things. It’s so blatantly obvious to everyone but him, just like him thinking Miguel could still play SS.
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at this point..I would take Ishikawa. At least, he can play defense.
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I think Ish had season-ending surgery.
but, point taken. I’m sure Huff is completely worn down and ineffective at this point.
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I really think his legs/hammy was killing. At this point, I don’t even blame him. It’s ridiculous for Bochy to trot him out there every game.
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Huff plays 1B. he shouldn’t be worn down from playing that position every day, nor should he be completely out of breath from running from 1B to home plate on a double in the gap.
dude is out of shape, and hurting the team by not asking for a day- or 10- off.
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Get one of Bochy’s friends to do it.
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by jhiat00 on Aug 8, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
hahaha
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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
We thought maybe we heard a mountain lion on our hike the other day. It was a weird cat like sound. You know that ack ack ack sound cats make when they see prey? It was like that but more throaty. Weird.
I’m not sure if the range that far over, but they were always around my friends house in Rincon Valley/Santa Rosa.
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Let your grass be free, brother! Let it grow!
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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m glad we get to see Rowand now.
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He'll be
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by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
So we're getting...
SS Cabrera 62 wRC+
1B Huff 78 wRC+
CF Rownads 90 wRC+
C Stewart 60 wRC+
2B Derosa 11 wRC+
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Fines have been issued to Ramon Ramirez and Eli Whiteside for their roles in Friday’s game vs. Phillies. #SFGiants
How much does Eli make, anyway?
Breaking!
Panda to get a bonus for his role in the onfield riot Friday night
by capn on Aug 8, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Panda’s Bonus:
Selig: “Pablo, I’m not going to fine you. I-I just want to know what it felt like to punch Victorino in the face…and spare no details.”
More Selig: “Don’t think of it as a fine. I just want to wet my beak.”
Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS
Gross.
I don’t want to think of Selig’s wet beak.
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Apparently $425,000.
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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
/runs away as statistics are readied for firing
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Lopez: “Te dan una multa.”
RamRam: “Cuanto si lo hago de nuevo?”
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
I dislike sarcastic opposing counsel
The Golden Bear is ever watching
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I dislike opposing counsel with backassward technology. You want me to fax you this 80 page brief? That’s so 1990’s.
true or false
that person charges his/her client per fax page received, just like in the 1990s.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Lineup
Torres cf
Keppinger 2b
Sandoval 3b
Huff 1b
Schierholtz rf
Cabrera ss
Rowand lf
Whiteside c
Vogelsong p
LOL Huff
At least Rowand isn’t leading off.
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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
DISGUSTING
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Worst lineup of the year?
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I was trying to remember
If there was some sort of Burriss/Crawford/Tejada Rowand lineup when Pablo was on the DL
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
/takes off glasses
My god!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
LOL @ WHOEVER SAID ROWAND WOULDNT PLAY
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!
They found a way to get him in the lineup!
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy
Rewarding Eli for his role on Friday.
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Pirates losing streak about to be snapped.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 8, 2011 3:02 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
LOL Scott
LOL Huff
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 8, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this an XP thing?
Like, is Vogelsong trying to level up?
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
what. the. fuck.
Rowand playing over Beltran? this is so fucked up.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
BESIDE THAT!
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is Ross hurt too?
Rownads does not deserve starts, plain and simple
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WTF happened to Ross?
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
askdlfal;jfas djri9oew nvsda;
Huff really has to bat 4th?? WTF????
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!
Yeah, I just don't get this.
I mean, I get the stupidity of putting him in the lienup everyday—well I dont get it, but I have come to grips with it, well sort of—but why must he be slotted in the cleanup spot?
I guess part of the problem is who would take his place? Nate? That’s probably the best option given today’s lineup.
Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.
Lineup by wRC+
90
93
135
78 <— LOL
112
63 <— LOL
80 <— LOL
81 <— LOL
Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.
It’s always smart to sandwich your worst hitter in between your 2 best, you want to spread out the outs.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!
Awful

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
wRC+
Jesus
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Nothing helps a chart’s readability like unlabeled axes.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
So y = wRC+ and x = lineup slot?
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Yeah. I haven’t yet figured out how to label axes in this version of Excel.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
It makes sense that Rowand plays
he needs more PAs against RHPs
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lol
Dewgongongong
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Aug 8, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
JUST KEEP FORCE FEEDING HUFF DOWN ALL OF OUR THROATS!!
MORE HUFF!! MORE!!!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish there was a twitter rant about this.
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Anything more now would be excess
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
huff @ cleanup… jesus criminy.
i know i know i know the answer already but why does BORK intentionally try to lose ballgames?
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 8, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Thomas Neal?
No, you cannot have him for Doumit, he was already sold for a corpse
Walter White is Heisenberg.
They later said the pain was in the back of his hand. But, maybe that’s related to a sprained wrist?
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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s taking a long time to heal!
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Got booed, but nothing like New York.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
i read that quote and felt like our displeasure just got #CharlieManuel’d by our own player.
/sadtrombone
It made me feel better. I don’t like to think that SF fans are the raucous negative types.
Maybe it was just the Phillies fans in attendance.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Anyone other than me have a thing for monsters/creepy things as plushies?
I miss my plush scorpion.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
i wannagetthatiwannagetthat
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
plush diseases?
but they’re so cute!
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/main/infirmaries/
(there other sections like venereal diseases and “maladies”)
ponies
/just sayin’
/SHUT MY MOUTH, ME!
pround son of greatgiantfan; b. Apr 29, 2009, d. Jul 30, 2010.
I THINK I DATED 'ULCER'
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
AT FIRST
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
My cousin has those
I like monsters and creepies more than diseases, though. Where did my black dragon go? Drogon? drogon?
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
I like the mad cow.
Does Think Geek have these?
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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I want a Pablo (which would be really huggable and squishy) and a Timmy (less squishy)
by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 8, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo!

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I’ve seen them at Target.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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It’s the same one – a Pillow Pet version.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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Bed Bath & Beyond has ’em: http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product.asp?SKU=18138301&RN=717&KSKU=131219&
by littlemascara on Aug 8, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
CUTIE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
???
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
S/he like to post LittlePony images to explain difficult sabermetric concepts.
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
yoshifan is a dude.
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
EXCLAMATION
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I was just looking at them there – same ones. Also, plush germs in petri dishes. And holiday plush microbe ornaments!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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YES! I have about 15 of these piled into a corner of my cube at work.
/nerd
by littlemascara on Aug 8, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Which one is Scott Cousins?
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
Mine
Huff 1b, Font 2b, Tejada SS, DeRosa 3b, Rowand CF, Rowand LF, Rowand RF, Zito P
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
September 1st
Rowand CF
Burriss 2B
Huff RF
Tejada 3B
DeRosa 1B
Crawford SS
Ross LF
Stewart C
Zito P
by MySpoonlsTooBig on Aug 8, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Crawford has been a better hitter vs. RHP than Cabrera this year.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!
at least platoon Fontenot with Cabrera.
a read a Bochy quote about “not living on yesterdays headlines” yet, he plays Huff, Rowand and Cabrera like they are the players they once were.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
Yeah, but not “yesterday.”
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
see, if I was a beat writer, that’s exactly what I’d say if he said that.
I’d say “so it’s more like 2007 headlines you construct lineups off of?” Baggs and Hank need to push the envelope more, and get real answers. Seems like they feed off whatever the FO says without asking the real questions.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
If it was 2007, the Giants would still have Bonds.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!
I’d take a 44 year old Bonds over Rownads
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
He really wants to live on headlines from several years ago.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
95.7's afternoon crew isn't much better than KNBR
Evidently Brian Wilson should have been more involved in mixing it up during the skirmish.
"Grant is a genius." - section214 - 5/17/11
Even the A’s station doesn’t want to talk about the A’s!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I know, I know. A lot of you aren’t happy. The relaunch of 95.7 as KGMZ or "The Game" hasn’t resulted in more A’s-focused programming. The shift to a sort of KNBR Jr. is more than a little upsetting. And I can even infer that from Lew Wolff’s response to my question about the radio situation, which he deemed "not perfect." By all rights the A’s deserve a shot at full-time coverage, which in turn should grow the fan base. Sadly for the A’s and we A’s fans, life is pretty damned unfair. Just as the A’s haven’t been world-beaters at the gate, they also haven’t been killing it on the radio, at least historically. We can at least be thankful that they are on a sports station that provides some support, but that’s the bare minimum at least for the time being.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
LOL from the comments (comparing KNBR to 95.7)
The only shakeup here is that we now have a choice between crap and shit.
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This is amusing
Furthermore, Tierney routinely bashes the A’s. He even called A’s fans "demented and lost." After receiving complaints from A’s fans regarding the lack of A’s talk on the station, Tierney now rings a bell whenever the A’s are mentioned (followed by his sophomoric laugh) – which is very insulting.
On their own station!
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
HA HA HA HA
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Oh, and Philly owns us. Giants have no chance if they met in the playoffs
2010 Regular Season: Tied 3-3
2011 Regular Season: Philly 4-3
See – no chance!
"Grant is a genius." - section214 - 5/17/11
well, there's nothing we can do about this lineup
sure, Burrell should be playing.
sure, Belt should be playing.
sure, Ross should be playing if Beltran can’t.
sure, Stewart should be playing because Eli’s defense is horrible.
but hey, at the end of the day it’s completely out of control. Bork is going with his gritty gamer veterans, whether the ship sinks or not. and we just have to deal with it.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
I’m obviously trying to get on the Giants good side, here, but is anyone positive that Burrell isn’t actually hurt? Or are we just making this assumption because he was benched prior to going on the DL?
I guess if he starts rehabbing exactly 20 days before September 1, we’ll have our answer.
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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think he’s hurt. I think there was a roster crunch. Kinda like Zito’s “injury.”
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Unlike Zito, however, he was not rehabbing 4 days later or whatever. I just don’t think we have proof of this, and I’m kind of confused about all the consternation about a guy on the DL not being in the lineup every day.
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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
It could be like me being upset that Belt isn’t in the line-up – BECAUSE HE’S NOT EVEN ON THE DAMN ROSTER.
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If people are upset that Burrell is on the DL, I guess I get that, as everyone seems convinced he’s not really hurt. I just don’t have that same level of conviction.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
With the way the team has played fast and loose with the DL this season, I don’t know what to think.
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I think it’s the length of time Burrell has been on the DL that makes me think that there’s something really up. The other two had more suspicious circumstances.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I suppose that since we hear virtually nothing about Burrell, it’s easy for me to make weird stuff up about what’s going on. When’s the last time the team issued a status update?
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The only thing recent is what Hyoton mentioned: that he opted not to go on the White House trip, as all guys on the DL were allowed to so they could stay and get treatment.
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.
by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure he was legitimately hurt
He was on one of the lineups the game before he was put on the DL but was scratched right before game time.
That may be, but do you think he was sufficiently injured for the DL?
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I think there was something fishy going on dating back a couple weeks before the trip to the DL.
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If one can’t run, one is legitimate for the DL.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I like this article for its shortsightness and lack of facts
Since acquiring Pence, the Phillies have dropped just one game. Meanwhile, the Giants have dropped three straight series and are now in a heated race with the Arizona Diamondbacks. Beltran is hitting .244 for the Giants. He has only two RBIs and hasn’t done anything to improve the woeful San Francisco offense. The same can’t be said about Pence and Philadelphia. Pence is hitting .342 in Philadelphia with two home runs and seven RBIs. He has also helped Ryan Howard by providing protection. Howard has regained his edge with Pence batting after him. In fact, the whole Phillies roster seems to have upped its game. The Phillies might have seen their nine-game winning streak end, but they sent a message to their rivals that they are clearly the best team. The Pence trade has had a visible impact. That isn’t the case for Beltran and the Giants.
Around the trade deadline, many people wanted the Phillies to get Beltran. But the price was too high for a player that would only be here for two months. When the Giants landed him, the national media hailed it as the move that would put them past the Phillies. Less than two weeks later, Pence is looking like another Phillies deadline steal. Best of all, he will be here next year. Ruben Amaro deserves a lot of credit for always making the right move at the trading deadline. With Pence providing a strong right-handed bat, the Phillies have topped the Giants’ move. The Beltran trade is looking like a waste of prospects for the Giants when compared to the Pence trade.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ycn-8932683
Granted it’s from a philly fan so…
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That’s because it’s Bam Bam’s fault.
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FYRE BUM BUM
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Comment from the article
That is because Pence is a better player all the way around. … not to mention that he doesn’t have the bad attitude that Beltran has.
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My favorite is
He has also helped Ryan Howard by providing protection. Howard has regained his edge with Pence batting after him.
So true. Howard singlehandedly destroyed Giants’ pitching this last series.
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Hey he got one hit in four games!
(I think)
by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 8, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
His “edge” for striking out against Giants pitchers!
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Generates cool breezes with his bat, keeps him teammates from overheating.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
The dude from Crashburn Alley has been keeping track of the percentage of fastballs that Howard has seen before/after Pence. So far it’s been the exact same.
WWRWD?
He has also helped Ryan Howard by providing protection. Howard has regained his edge with Pence batting after him.
Thur: 2Ks
Fri: day off vs dirty
Sat: Hat tricKKK
Sun: ’Nother hat tricKKK
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
just think
how bad he’d be if Pence weren’t there!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
The only protection Pence could give Howard while batting behind him would be to yell at him from the on-deck circle “Don’t swing at that, idiot!”
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PROSPECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Philly gave up absolutely no one good
for Pence
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The Beltran trade is looking like a waste of prospects
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t they give up their #2 and #3 prospects?
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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
but it’s worth it for the type of production that Pence is giving them!
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1 and 3. Ranked mid teens to low 20 over all and mid 30’s over all.
Kickham where it hurts
by say hey nation on Aug 8, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
That doesn’t seem like “absolutely no one good.”
@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
you fell in…
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With you, I can never tell…
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by kdl on Aug 8, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The chasm and the wrongm are similar in appearance.
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the best part is how the Giants wanted Beltran
to “put them past the Phillies.”
We’re still trying to get runners who are able to get past third, who the hell gives a shit about Philadelphia?!?
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
FINALLY
#whitewhine
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Oh.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Is season 4 on now? I cant find it in the listings or on OnDemand (Comcast)?
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
Not sure about AMC or Comcast
But Netflix just recently added it to streaming.
"Grant is a genius." - section214 - 5/17/11
YES
/drinks vodka and milk in celebration
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Aug 8, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
that's the entire show, right?
cause then I’m in.
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Your mom's a girl
/broods, thinks about shitty childhood
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by Murray, Present on Aug 8, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t know that January Jones and Bobby Flay had an affair. I was watching Entourage and apparently Ari’s wife is having an affair with Bobby Flay, who I thought was happily married.
double reply fail!
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have you seen the Giants' lineup?
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that's just a fail
Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
"Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be." - John Wooden
OT: Afternoon lineup distraction
wiredWired
Today’s Star Wars argument @wired: Did Vader block Han’s blaster with the Force, or something mechanical in his gloves?
Are you fucking kidding me?? THE FORCE.
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this is
indeed a silly question. It’s a force power.
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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is this even a question?
considering Luke cut of Vadar’s hand? The force.
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technical question
is the light saber a reflection/manifestation of the jedi’s force energy? Or is just like a laser sword?
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It’s real technology, but it requires Force…ish… aptitude to wield effectively.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
pure plasma
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked that Han fired several shots and never bothered aiming anywhere else.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
HAN SHOOTS BLANKS
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Neither
Han’s blaster was set to “cinematically ineffective.”
Dewgongongong
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Aug 8, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Elsewhere on Wired....
Pics of the new Boeing 787 including this shot from the fancy Japanese bathroom….
well you know where I’LL be sitting
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
by shanghaijim on Aug 8, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, she’s a girl getting her bajingo washed.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Aug 8, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
For some reason I find this comment so very delightful.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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We use “hooha”, but I’m thinking we need to work bajingo into the rotation.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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my niece uses ‘garbage’ or ‘junk’
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
Sometimes we just use “parts.”
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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Long or short “i”?
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
I like to think a repeated consonant indicates a short vowel sound preceding. Thus, Denis Leary sounds like penis.
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
My favorite K-pop singer is Jaenee!
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Aug 8, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Kids are funny.
My 5 year old insists on calling a penis a “tail.” She knows it’s not but, as she says, “I want to call it that.”
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by can of corn on Aug 8, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
hahaha
front tail
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Your mom's a girl
My husband finds it off-putting.
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GRAB THE TIGER BY THE TAIL
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Pee pee is easy for boys.
that’s what comes out and what it starts with.
Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.
she should go to the bajingo parlor
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Your mom's a girl
I like how instead of using the same number of letters to write “bidet” they use the word “front”. It’s somehow much easier to understand!
Dewgongongong
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Aug 8, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
but it is all a bidet, right?
this is just aiming
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
Yeah that’s what the katakana says.
Dewgongongong
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Aug 8, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
so it’ll wash your ass after you poop?
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
…or before if you prefer.
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
I’m not sure how that would feel
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
LOL Bill Simmons moustache

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Looks like
Bill Clement
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that tan and that stache…that shirt collar is far too buttoned.
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
exactly
and not plain ones either. I need medallions, and more than one!
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
Like a scuzzy property manager who thinks he can win your affection by telling horribly crude jokes and stories.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
JACK IS GETTING A SEX CHANGE???
AND MARRYING LARRY???
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Jeeze, what got his knickers in a twist?
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!
Jeter.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 8, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
His dad has the awesomest old-timey 'stache

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 8, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
His dad is Mark Twain?
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
that's awesome
I had no idea he was related to Sam Elliot
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
Beef…It’s what’s for dinner
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
LOL
Were you just channeling TL2 ?
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Missed it..
That’s what I get for trying to earn my paycheck today. I never get to have any fun :-(
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Yeah, kind of sucks. Except for the, you know, being able to eat part.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
sam elliot is on my wife’s celebrity ‘do’ list.
along with Jeff Goldblum and Howie Mandel
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
That is a rather odd group of fellows. A cowboy, a nerd, and an idiot.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
I am the perfect embodiment of cowboy-nerd-idiot
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
Well...there you go. It's a backhanded compliment to your unique style Dr.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
I could see Sam Elliot. He’s just all man. The other two? Not so much. Weird combo.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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yeah, it's all over the place
Some of those make me really question myself. How weird must I be?
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
I’m now picturing you as a tall, awkward, bald, germophobic dude with an awesome mustache and sexy deep drawl.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
…that turns into a fly.
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
object

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
I love posting that in bathrooms at parties.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 8, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
My oldest has what we call a “Chandler smile” for pictures. It cracks me up.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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The One Where Chandler Tries to Smile
Chandler! What is wrong with your face?!
I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.
Ugh
I don’t really want to do the thing I’m supposed to do tonight, but neither do I want to watch this shitty lineup. Poor Vogey.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!
Vogey is money. They can score 4 runs, which is 3 more than Vogey will need.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
Shift A
So productive day guys ( and gals). I to actually earn my money today and looks like you have been having fun.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Aubrey Huff is not a good hitter this year.
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
That time would have been last week.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Bitching, moaning, kvetching, whinging.
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!
Darth Vader actually had a heretofore unmentioned machine stashed in his gloves to reflect laser blasts that he only used one time and never again.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
NOT THAT YOU KNOW OF
Maybe he had final cut of the last two flicks, cut all all the times his own troops fired on him.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!!!!!!!!1
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
of course not
he just deflects them with the Force. Why bother?
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
HANK, 13 MINUTES AGO:
Clubhouse opens in 7 minutes, Bochy talks in 45. RT @johndasher: @hankschulman any word on the severity of Beltran’s injury?
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how much longer until Absolut Bloody Mary time?
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Sí
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
So the clubhouse opened 6 minutes ago and Bochy talks in 32 minutes?
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I DONT KNOW
I CAN’T COUNT
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par for this season:
Beltran out with injury. Giants win eleventy straight games 1-0.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
A Big L reference on MCC
You’re my new favorite poster
Matt Cain is better than you, but apparently not cool enough for Showtime.
by homegrowntalent on Aug 8, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
That line up
is there an over/under on passed balls vs. Huff ground balls to second?
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 8, 2011 3:59 PM PDT reply actions
Since Stewart is catching…no pass balls.
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Yes
confused by previous posts…in that case 2 passed balls.
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He has made
5 errors, 7 PB, 13 WP, and a 24% CS rate in 59 games (47 starts). Unbelievable.
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Unless you are going to say Yadier Molina…then no.
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
BTW:
How did the Giants get the suckiest Molina? I mean even Jose has a 40% CS rate (Yadier 45%)
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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo
Shopped at Costco.
Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?
Shopped at Grocery Outlet
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
In 76 games last year
Buster had 1 E, 1 PB and 22 WPs…37% CS rate
although in 2011:
41 games had 3 E, 3 PB, and 7 WPs…36% CS rate.
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‘passed’
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Favorite book? “Remembrance of Balls Past.”
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 8, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Those are no longer a requirement for the Papal choir..
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds ominous and weird
stewardsfollyCarl Steward
#SFGiants Still awaiting Beltran, no sighting yet.
LOL – pouting in the parking lot!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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Awaiting… where? Might he be taking swings indoors with the trainers?
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
So Peguero has 3 walks in 175 PA in AA
He has a .297 OBP.
/opening day RF in 2012
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
that's the kind of number
that makes teams ask for Gary Brown or Wheeler in trades.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLORADO
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 4:26 PM PDT reply actions
‘Chop has gifted me with a nickname that allows me to never use ’RamRam’ again: R2 (although R² is also good, it’s more of a pain to use). Saves on typing as well.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
Also allows me to refer to the Ramirez/Whiteside combo as R2-E2.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
now that's good
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
HA! I WAS THE RIGHT ONE!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
/plots revenge
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
R2 is what Philly Fans call Roy Halladay and Roy Oswalt
R2C2 for the whole rotation
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
This assumes I pay attention to what Philly fans say.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Geometry OT
pyramid shapes with a three sided base are tetrahedrons, yes….? is there a specific high falutin’ name for a pyramid with a four sided base?
Pentahedron.
Not all pentahedra are pyramids, but, you know. There it is.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Urg.
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Beltran getting precautionary MRI.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
DeRosa infected him
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
If I were Keppinger, I’d roll myself up in bubble wrap for the rest of my stay here
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 8, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
They said he got one last night. WTF?
Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!
Giants medical staff thought MRI meant Methodically Rubbing Injury
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
by DFARowand on Aug 8, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Most Ribs Inflamed!
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
OT:
American Gods – worth a read?
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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yes
The relatively dry prose (especially as concerns the narrator) turns some people off, but it’s just such an engaging story.
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 8, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Standing too close to DeRosa?
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Beltran still sore.
Hm
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Beltran still sore.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
He's mad?
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
.......
I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.
Well, he did say last night that he was going to wait to see how it felt today and play it safe. So I’m not all that worried.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
HEY STALKER GUY!! READ THIS!!!
Beltran will never play again!!!
Now ball your fists up in rage!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 4:42 PM PDT reply actions
Did they send in the warranty card on Beltran?
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Unfortunate
As-Is Condition
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Caveat Sabes
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
They did, but declined to pay the extra $5 for the extended warranty that covered actual body parts.
Should’ve traded for Jeff Hyundai.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I'M FRENZ WITH SABES SON
HE READS TEH INNERNET
HE LAFFS AT U ALL DAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I MEAN WHAT??
Was it the same mysterious machine hidden in his gloves to pull Han’s blaster all the way across that dining room, or was it a totally different mysterious machine hidden in his gloves???
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
yes
the only thing they produce is ugnaught cheese.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I was looking for an mpg of Vader saying “WHAAAT?” when Han shoots his Tie fighter. No luck.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
maybe he invented that
given that all those lameoid junior varsity Jedi that got baked during Order 66 couldn’t figure it out. OW NO FAIR SHOOTING
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Karstens...


Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
by Chulk on Aug 8, 2011 4:47 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
MOAR FIBER
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Looks like someone is flaying his pecker.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
If I had my way, yes.
2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
New Fangraphs Power Rankings!
The Rockies are #9 and the Giants are #10.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
why do they discount reality so heavily?
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your mom's a girl
You’d figure at some point they’d admit that the system doesn’t work and move on, but no, they keep soldiering through the season.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
FAP FAP FAP

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 4:55 PM PDT reply actions
LOL LOOKS LIKE BELT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
JINX-A-MUNDO
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
"I'VE LOST THE WILL TO FAP!"
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Shift-A
Beltran? Wat? Sweet mother of….fuckljsdjfkl;slkdjfa;lskdjf When I saw 1400+ comments I feared the worse.
Anyway……Pretty sure this is why Huff is hitting cleanup against Cy Morton. God, I miss that man.
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 8, 2011 5:04 PM PDT reply actions
The 1400 comments really only barely mention Beltran. Mostly we’re talking about names for different sex parts.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
LOL AT TJIS REPLY TO SGT DINGLEBERRY!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS REPLY TOO
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE DINGLEBERRY IS ANOTHER WAY TO SAY TESTICLE!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
THIS IS CORRECT!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Not where I am from.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
You give proper names to your testicles
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
‘Dingleberry’ referred to the little dried fruits attached to the ass hair of a person with poor personal hygiene.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHA
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh. Ew. That’s, um, yucky.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Which is why it was considered an insult.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
correct usage
also applicable to sheep, prior to shearing.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
And cats with long hair and diarrhea.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
This is correct
Maine Coon Cats have incredible dingleberries, even without diarrhea.
Engaging in this discussion would have been better than cleaning my kitchen. My kitchen looks fucking amazing though. You are more than welcome to come to North Carolina and eat off my kitchen floor.
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 8, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean
That is one of the few topics that could get me to z through 1400 comments.
Alas, I have a date with cleaning my kitchen and cutting my hair before watching Aubrey Huff bat cleanup.
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 8, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting very interesting...
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
fapping and flapping
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 8, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey Victorino. Here's what I have to say to your suspension

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Trying To Figure Out
what she is saying.
by Drug Runner SF on Aug 8, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
It looks like she is complaining about.
Aubrey Huff’s terrible season and Belt being sent down to Triple A, whilst giving the finger to Sabean and Bochy.
"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry
It's clearly an invitation to me
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s more of a demonstration.
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Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Easier to do the prostate exam that way.
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
New shirt for Wilson

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
My life has no meaning
Amy won’t answer my question about what she is having for dinner.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 5:30 PM PDT reply actions
What did the Pirates say?
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Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
The Pirates didn't answer either
But I don’t want to have sex with them.
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 8, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
/consoles Buccos
2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on Aug 8, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I think
Baggs and whatsisname warned her about you.
May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.
"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased
Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.
by natteringnabob on Aug 8, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Watch the Throne is good but nothing earth shattering
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
LoL Star Wars night…
The giveaway item included with the Star Wars special event ticket is “Brian Wilson in Carbonite” statue.
And they are showing Empire after the game? If our onfield performance doesn’t depress the hell out of you, the movie will!
CSN reports Beltran suffered exploded wrist #Wrist #explosion
by Anonymous1337 on Aug 8, 2011 5:58 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
WE MUST QUARANTINE BELTRAN AND DEROSA
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
“Admiral Piett!! Where are my gloves?? NO!! NOT the normal gloves, IDIOT! The EXTRA BIG gloves INTO WHICH I WILL STICK THESE MACHINES THAT DUPLICATE MY OWN SUPERNATURAL POWERS!!!”
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Prediction
Five runs. Here’s hoping they’re allocated in a manner that is favorable to the Giants.
Mon 08/08
WP: Charlie Morton (9 – 6)
LP: Ryan Vogelsong (9 – 2)
0 – 5 loss
11 01 10
Veni Vidi Vixi
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Aug 9, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

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