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Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 5, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

< sigh >

I’m tired of this.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Beltran.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 5, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER YOUR FAAAAAAAAACE

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know if Otero is really the guy here.

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Well I’m gonna go watch LOST.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

TO GO FORWARD

So we can go back again. And then die.

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 5, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

See you in another life, brother.

by QuakeFan on Aug 5, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was the best.

I’ve got to get back to Penny!

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 5, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some LOLST?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 5, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand’s not pinch hitting yet.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 5, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not Scott, it’s Steve.

by QuakeFan on Aug 5, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

HERE IS SOME SHIT AND ITS GONNA BE ALL WEIRD AND SHIT

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ball 4

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 5, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

SOME POP

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 5, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

WOK WOK WOK

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

/yawn

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

We'll probably still squeak into the playoffs

Thanks to a laughable division. Then we’ll get shutout 3 straight times in the NLDS.

by diamondnerd on Aug 5, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh, if we do make it, the opponent has to deal with a lot of Lincecum, Cain, and the bullpen.

by belilaugh on Aug 5, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a lineup of Little Leaguers.

by diamondnerd on Aug 5, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

We just need to hope that the Giants smarten up and put Belt in there, and then we have a solid core of Keppinger/Beltran/Sandoval/Belt that are definitely capable of producing enough runs to hold up for Lincecum or Cain.

I’m staying optimistic mainly because we already won a World Series.

by belilaugh on Aug 5, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

z

I’m gonna get out my graphics pad and draw more Steve/Bucky smut.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Gutless now.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Aug 5, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY ARE YIANTS

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 5, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLWhiteside

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for getting a catcher at the deadline, Sabes.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 5, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

You’ll take your Ocab and like it!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 5, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give him a catcher's mitt

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 5, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand would have gone in diving.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 5, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

POLOLANCO

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Close play at 2B too

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh hey

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 5, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez is mailing it in now

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 5, 2011 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Beltran kinda dogged that throw home

Not sure he expected Rollins to challenge, or just didn’t care.

by diamondnerd on Aug 5, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah that was kinda weird, but it doesn’t really matter.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 5, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol what was that CSN?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 5, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Tired
of
this.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s up with Sanchez and covering 1st

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Sanchez.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 5, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

sanchez is mentally not in this

by chenster on Aug 5, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got here

LOL GIANTS. no but seriously I’m super pissed off about this game

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Aug 5, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

That looked painful…

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Double switch Slumpholtz out of the game.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 5, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

That game really got out of hand quickly.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 5, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

So what else is new.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Usually it’s slow and gentle.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 5, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO LUBE

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team is melting down

If I was a DBacks fan I’d be ecstatic.

by diamondnerd on Aug 5, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

The Dodgers will save us!

/shoots self

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Dodgers close the year with 3 @ ARI

I suspect it will be ‘play the kiddies’ time by then.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 5, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU @#($(#$

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather see the everyday guys play, TBH.

Anybody who’s likely to help our lineup from the farm next year is probably already IN the lineup (see: Gordon, Dee), so what would be the point?

But I’m not optimistic.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 5, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

In other words:

I still think the Giants are a better team than they’ve shown this last week and I expect them to rebound.

But counting on the Dodgers to “save you,” willingly or otherwise, is a fool’s hope.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 5, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

THUS THE GUN.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

What you oughta hope for is that the Dodgers get hot enough to get in contention before September.

That way, when the mirage wears off, they’re still clinging to THEIR fool’s hope and maybe the starters knock off Arizona for you in the final 3 games.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 5, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because they look awesome tonight too

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 5, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are we this year’s Padre’s yet?

by Maxwell87 on Aug 5, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Not quite yet. But looks like soon.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got a Gonzo voodoo doll?

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 5, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

After the Dbacks win the WS

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I’m not sure how the Giants even got to this record anymore

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 5, 2011 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift A

Baseball sucks

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you Sanchez

For getting my hopes up for two innings, thinking that you may have gotten your head straight. But no, you’ve still got that mental block that keeps you from reaching your potential consistently.

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 5, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

dude, stop that.

Sanchez pitched well. he was in control. the phillies are hot right now. they will hit any pitch

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 5, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the homeruns by Victorino and Mayberry were good pitches in the bottom or below the strike zone that they just kinda golfed out of the park

by Maxwell87 on Aug 5, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

His focus wanes. See: play at 1B. See: last year’s playoffs. See: minor league rehab assignment. We all know he has the talent, but he hasn’t found a way to put it all together start after start. What I’ve seen from him this year looks like more of the same, unfocused. I hope he puts it together; I’m a Giants fan. He’s just frustrating as fuck. I still wouldn’t trade him though. When he was right, he was sic. Plus he finally let me enjoy a no-hitter not thrown against us. I like him. I’m just frustrated with him for not stepping up his game with Lincecum, Cain and MadBum seemingly trying to up the competition each time they go out on the mound.

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 5, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

just realized that we are back to negative run differential for the season.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Aug 5, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Best top-to-bottom pitching in baseball.

Negative run differential.

Impressively terrible.

by diamondnerd on Aug 5, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, because taking measures to protect your emotional and mental well-being don’t make someone a bad person. I don’t blame you.

by diamondnerd on Aug 5, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what bigboneded would say.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Fluttershy with a water gun!

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 5, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't worry, lefty tomorrow!

We get Rowand!

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 5, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT UP!!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously, I don’t even want to see that shit. it will just reinforce everything that is wrong with this team

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 5, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol Karstens

Thanks for the 24.whatever ERA today. In the words of Tim Tebow, “ppreciate that”

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Aug 5, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, this shit sucks.

Sanchez pitched well. they hit some good pitches, and he only walked one person.

but the big problem is the offense, obviously. this shit stinks, and Bork is the stupidest man on the planet. go ahead and lose 8 of 9, or 13 out of 14 until you realize that THE BEST 9 MUST PLAY.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 5, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

his point was that the best players should play.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 5, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

replacing Huff and whoever would play LF with Belt and Pat is a huge upgrade worth making

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 5, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

tease

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 5, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLWHITESIDE

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

lol whiteside

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

ELI!!!

Adopted Giant: Jacob Dunnington. Will your team regret passing up on my boy 50 times?

by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 5, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

yay whiteside.

clap. clap.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Who needs a catcher?

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 5, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Because

Giants.

Brian Wilson on Sliders: "I do throw them, but I would never eat a burger that small. That's just plain ridiculous."

by TheresTortureInside on Aug 5, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEVER

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Aug 5, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

illegal

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Against the rules

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

hasn’t happened with men on base in over a month

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 5, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLSIDES

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Aug 5, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

My rally pic worked!

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 5, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad were not gonna score anymore runs now

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 5, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how everyone just laughs when Whiteside hits a HR

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d rather Ramirez be up here.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 5, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I take it back

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 5, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do I laugh uncontrollably when Whiteside hits a home run?

My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!

by josematan on Aug 5, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 5, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Scotty DO!!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Go forward! Weenie attack!

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIR NADS

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

scott’s gonna start the next few games.

by chenster on Aug 5, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROWNADS

Hahahahshah

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Aug 5, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 5, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

they’re the cupmakers?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Sweet HQ.

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 5, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/rowand starts for two weeks

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 5, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres will bring us back to reality here.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Aug 5, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY THE GIANT

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuiper: "a double and a homerun"

Sadly, not in that order

Brian Wilson on Sliders: "I do throw them, but I would never eat a burger that small. That's just plain ridiculous."

by TheresTortureInside on Aug 5, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Half man

Half booing at santa claus

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listening on the radio is always better than the TV, because the TV is always delayed by a couple seconds

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 5, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Then again

there’s that whole “seeing the game” thing that TV has going for it.

Brian Wilson on Sliders: "I do throw them, but I would never eat a burger that small. That's just plain ridiculous."

by TheresTortureInside on Aug 5, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOL

it’s official, I’m losing it

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Aug 5, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey! This IRC chatroom is totally lonely!

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

sorry I forgot about it…
dalnet
#thecove

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two three ball counts for Torres tonight, no walks.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 5, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 5, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

When things go wrong...

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLBABIP

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

/Kings speech gif

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looked like that ball was hit a little too far up on the bat for Keppinger

by belilaugh on Aug 5, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

SAVE US BELTRAN

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 5, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Lessgo Beltran

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Aug 5, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LETS GO NEW GUY

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

They should walk Beltran and Sandoval and take their chances with whoever happens to be next.

by belilaugh on Aug 5, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m actually okay with Belty here.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

rally newbie?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

offs

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Selfish beltran, selfishly striking out

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

smh

You follow me, I'll follow you

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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 5, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

/facepalm I give up on finding rally pics

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I wash my hands of this mess

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, bullshit strike zone.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 5, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Looked like a good pitch to me.

TO BROOKS!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

FresnoGrizzlies Fresno Grizzlies
Take notes, kids— that’s how it’s done. @Marckroon with a 7-pitch 9th inning to shut the door. Grizzlies win 3-2!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay 45 year old minor leaguer!

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 5, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

KROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to see him be a call-up when the roster expands

by Maxwell87 on Aug 5, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran looked like he expected them to walk him.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 5, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, the Fluttershy gif worked a little

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 5, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t see it.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s your color-pony blindness

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I’m pretty sure it’s gone.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No! It is there! We can ALL see it!

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

me neither

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the one with Fluttershy holding a water gun.

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by yoshifan on Aug 5, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the image link might be broken.

by urea on Aug 5, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the picture is totally there, there is no need to re-post it

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran was trying to get on base for Panda

not good PA but the right intentions

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 5, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m getting used to see Beltran striking out with a runner on third.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 5, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Keltran

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Pence

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Episode 4 of The Franchise doesn't seem to be up

Shall I watch Boardwalk Empire?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Bustran

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 5, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

NO NO NO

NO MORE FUCKING CAP TIPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTRAN

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

damn the orange blood

keeps flowing

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 5, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ

This is men against boys and it is fucking pathetic.

I’m done.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 5, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Presented without comment

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally...okay, there's no point in doing it right now....

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by yoshifan on Aug 5, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

did

we really beat this team last year to get to the world series or am I in a dream thats in another dream in another dream in incognito?

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 5, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Different teams on both sides.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had Buster, and Freddy, and Huff

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, now we have Whiteside, Keppinger, and 4-3

by Maxwell87 on Aug 5, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was Pat Burrell in left until the 7th or so. Whatever happened to that guy?

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same franchises. Different teams.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yeah Whiteside, sick play.

by belilaugh on Aug 5, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Nice play, Eli

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

he

would of not got him at first even if he tried. stewart maybe. he dont have the arm

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 5, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

The longest gap between HRs for Beltran has been 17 games this season.

He is now in a 14 game drought.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Aug 5, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

lmao eli follows it up with a terrible block

by chenster on Aug 5, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a great play!

That was a terrible play!

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s Mister Whiteside!

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

he threw it again like that to prove he can block

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 5, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Bases loaded nobody out.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Aug 5, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

so whats on tv tonight at 9?

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 5, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

i was hoping to turn green.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Done.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that the 3rd or 4th straight hit to RF?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah! Use up all those runs Phillies! Your arms’ll be tired out in no time.

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't worry about rally pictures

It won’t matter

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 5, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you dare shush my Friday Night Lights.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry

I’m in deep Giants depression

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 5, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK U BOCHY. FUCK U SABEAN

by chenster on Aug 5, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

This is embarrassing.

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Aug 5, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

If Zito & Sanchez can't cut it...

Who would be our 5th starter? I’m wondering, because these two aren’t looking to good right now, and we need a 3rd option. Surkamp? Mota? Ideas?

"Once in awhile we get shown the light, in the strangest of places, if we look at it right" - Hunter/Garcia

by Bobeau on Aug 5, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

buster posey

he use to be a pitcher

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 5, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

1) Sanchez actually did pretty well tonight. The Phillies are just a good hitting team (LOL NOT GREAT)
2) 5th starters across the league are not good. Zito and a bad Sanchez would fit in with them just fine.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t think Sanchez pitched that bad. Mayberry made a really good swing, he went down and got it, yet still powered it out.

by belilaugh on Aug 5, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even all of last year! Just October to November. I guess some September.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last year was unfun during: april, may, parts of june and august…which is to say a lot of the year

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

August sucked.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!

by josematan on Aug 5, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Normally I would be upset by stealing 6 runs up, but well yeah, why not?

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I was hoping if I left for a bit, the Giants would do better...

I was wrong
/sobs

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by SoCalGgal on Aug 5, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope...they got worse

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

and now fist fight???!!!
WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING HELL IS THIS?!?!?!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 5, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

RECTUMFACE…nuff said

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

if only the giants showed this much fire when playing the game they’re paid for
SMH
this is embarrassing…I can only hope this some how gets them to turn things around, but I am ashamed now

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 5, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t our fault…they were heading for us first

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

still, what a waste of time/energy
especially when we’re losing so amazingly (again)

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 5, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey…maybe it lit a fire under their asses?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, my thoughts above also, but part of me wanted a total clusterefffing- have all our guys end up suspended (or god-forbid even stupider, on the DL for boo-boos), and then Bork is forced to replace gritty veterans with guys brought up from the minors
cuz it will never happen otherwise /facepalm

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 5, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

How dare you hope for our players to be injured??? /scoffs
SELFISH!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don’t read good when school’s not in session do you….

or god-forbid even stupider, on the DL

=P
also, I’m just so fed up with the constant Borking, least he could do is buy me dinner first

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 5, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need a rope?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope, I need a drink! ;D
(you’re no fun, I wanted to shake my fist and play the /RAGE card….) =P

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 5, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Drunk…I’ve been inebriated for a good hour already =D

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/tips cap
well done sir! that beer last night made me sleepy, IDK why, but I don’t want to go to bed in an hour so no booze for me today LOL

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 5, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL yay for not being the designated driver!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, you’re out of the house, but you’re on here?! you are funny!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 5, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

kickback at a friend’s house…we’re just watching the giants game…LOL US

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/fluffs up hair, re-applies lipstick
Oh HAI!
lulz, I almost got thru that with a straight face XD

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 5, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh…./backs away

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, come on, it was a little funny….wasn’t it?
oh, nevermind, this game has sucked my will to live

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 5, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why the hell is Ramon Ramirez still in?!

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 5, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Bork.

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Aug 5, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants are not going to score 9 runs tonight.

Everyone in that dug out knows this. No need to waste more pen arms.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate hoping for a split.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right now I am just hoping they are not swept.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a good not-bunt though

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh. This is a disaster.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 5, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

JEFF7.COM IS SUCH A DISASTER

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff7.com!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, shoot.

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by yoshifan on Aug 5, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Found the right pic

I hope.

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by yoshifan on Aug 5, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fight! Fight! Fight!

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL REALLY GUYS?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLFIGHT

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 5, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Umm…good that we’re showing some fire?

No, I have nothing.

by belilaugh on Aug 5, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

The Let’s Go Giants chants in the background are kind of funny though.

by belilaugh on Aug 5, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT'S GETTIN REAL!

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 5, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Grow the fuck up, you are getting beat by a better team.

This shit solves nothing.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m in this line.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ramirez didn't even pretend he hit him on purpose, then walked right towards him.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

*pretend he did not hit him on purpose

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think he hit him on purpose?

He hasn’t exactly been a control-freak this inning

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You sure? Ramirez has thrown probably over half of his pitches in the dirt this inning.

by belilaugh on Aug 5, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seeeeeriously.

I thought this was a gentlemanly sport. I mean, they wear belts for crying out loud.

by axolotyl on Aug 5, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt’s in Fresno

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t remind me.

by axolotyl on Aug 5, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, I’m not clear on what you mean.
You think the HBP was intentional?

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ramirez headed straight for him after the fact.

Seems like it was.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Victorino was walking straight towards the mound, and bumped the ump

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay. I’m listening on the radio, so that’s all I get to go by.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he just got caught in the moment.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 5, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

stolen base up 6 yeah

by QuakeFan on Aug 5, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck that noise

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 5, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Eli

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 5, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL KEPPINGER AND HIS SOCKS.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that should stop them from stealing bases.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Aug 5, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I just got here.

It looks like something is happening that isn’t exactly baseball.

The road to the pitcher goes through Eli Whiteside.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 5, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

It's like Where's Waldo trying to find the players in the scrum

I saw Wilson, and (lol) Fontenot

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too! Hee. I saw Oswalt smiling.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol timmy!

My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!

by josematan on Aug 5, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Getting held back by the scruff of his neck, adorable.

by axolotyl on Aug 5, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i need a gif of this

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL wth? Was Romo seriously jumping around?

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

YES! The hubs lived in the IV, and he just went “THAT’S HOW WE DO IT IN THE IMPERIAL VALLEY!”

by freesia39 on Aug 5, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL represent

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw it and yelled out “WTF ROMO?!”

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

No! Your arm is too valuable! Send in that guy with the big beard!

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito looks so lost in that scrum.

Zen people zen!

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 5, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

PEACE. LOVE. AVOCADO.

well i won’t hesitate
our time is short
i cannot wait
i’m yours

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell was that though? Was that VIctorino?

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside got confused I think, I doubt Polanco was going to hit him. But who knows.

by belilaugh on Aug 5, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Was a nice lower body tackle though.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously maybe he should be an O-lineman somewhere

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I smell a suspension for Rectumface

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 5, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that was stupid. Don’t swoop back in for more when things are calming down.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He deserves one!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 5, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND NOW CHRIS WHEELER AND LARRY ANDERSON ARE COMING INTO OUR BROADCAST BOOTH!!

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Aug 5, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

That was stupid

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 5, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DOUBLE SWITCH

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Just so long as nobody gets hurt.

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Did I just miss the most interesting part of the game?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that is NSFW

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

JEFF7.COM

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

JEFF7!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not going to whatever website that is, but I’m assuming it’s auto wreckage porn.

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by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Toss both teams, this game is over anyway.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

“When the giants and phillies have a brawl, Affeldt comes in” – Jon

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Nice.

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

by Juan Primo on Aug 5, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was in the brawl this time though.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So if Whiteside gets suspended, who is our back up catcher?

by belilaugh on Aug 5, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt. He cleans up all these messes.

by axolotyl on Aug 5, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hector Sanchez era 2 begins!

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fontenot is so tiny.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s the tiny ones you have to worry about.

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Aug 5, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mm-hmm!

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not watching the game

What happened? Whiteside tackled Victorino? Huh? GIF please.

"But at this time of year, two plus two doesn't always add up to eight. Sometimes, it equals four." - Geoff Baker, Mariners beat writer.

by Orodawg on Aug 5, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

whiteside tackled polanco

by chenster on Aug 5, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ramirez hits Rectum in his lower above rectum area.
Rectum starts to charge.
Whiteside gets in middle.
Polanco charges from behind Whiteside.
Whiteside turns and lower body tackles him.
All Mordor breaks loose.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

this is an accurate description

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 5, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, batter got hit, Whiteside went out to try to protect his pitcher, Polanco was running in, Whiteside tackled him thinking he was going after Ramirez … shove, shove … lull … Victorino does a kamikaze swoop right back into the middle of the crowd for lulz …

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside held back like 12 people… dude should play football.

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside tried for a double leg takedown to protect his pitcher.

He couldn’t complete it. He shouldn’t get the boot for that!

by freesia39 on Aug 5, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ELI WHITESIDE IS SUCH A BOSS

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 5, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson’s in-the-scrum commentary must be hilarious.

by belilaugh on Aug 5, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

But the Giants have grit.

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Aug 5, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah well, they bought Cliff Lee and Roy Halladay.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 5, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for bringing that up

no wonder there’s a fight.

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by nvsfg on Aug 5, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is a significant difference in team payroll between the two teams

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 5, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not how they’re better, though.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a fantastically unqualified statement.
“Better” you can take to the bank.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent analysis, as usual

by kingofthacove on Aug 5, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine, you nerds want stats?

Phillies team OPS+: 98
Giants team OPS+: 86

Phillies team ERA+: 125
Giants team ERA+: 115

The Phillies are better at hitting than us. The Phillies are better at pitching than us. The Phillies have a better record than us, in a harder division than ours. The Phillies are better than they were at the beginning of the season. The Giants are worse than they were at the beginning of the season.

by GiantPain on Aug 5, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does this mean that the Giants can't beat the Phillies? Of course not.

Does it mean the Phillies are going to beat us in the playoffs? No.

But if you wanted me to lay an even-odds bet on one of these two teams, I’d bet on the better one. And it ain’t the Giants.

by GiantPain on Aug 5, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was snarky in my reply, but what I took issue with was your use of “just”,
As though it’s something to which I should simply resign myself.
That might not be what you meant, but that’s how it read.

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by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean

You should resign yourself to the fact that when the Giants play the Phillies, it’s more than 50% likely that the Phillies will win.

You don’t have to resign yourself to anything else, though.

by GiantPain on Aug 5, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hell, I knew that.
It’s not the best news to break in the middle of a losing game, but whatever, I’m not your editor.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should resign yourself to it

In fact, the Phillies were a better team last year as well, and you must accept that, because GiantPain said so.

by kingofthacove on Aug 5, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they were.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think having the best regular season record should be the only determination in considering who the best team is. I think the Giants earned the right to be called the best team in 2010.

by kingofthacove on Aug 5, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were champions

That didn’t make them the best team in baseball. The Giants haven’t had the best team in baseball since 2000.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

03?

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve sort of blocked ’03 out of my mind, but yeah, that makes sense. The Braves were hella good that year, though.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not? Why does not winning in more important situations have any relevance to earning the title of best team?

Also, what criteria are you using for determining the best team, anyway? The Giants’ roster in April shouldn’t have any relevance in deciding who was the best team at the end of the year, yet it does play a part in their overall record.

by kingofthacove on Aug 5, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because anything can happen in a few games. Were the 2003 Marlins better than the Giants? Of course not.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh, 2000 Mets. ugh ugh ugh.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before my time, thank God.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was my first lesson in the better team does not always win.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Agbayani /facepalm

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ACK ACK NO

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t mean the Phillies were better than the Giants last year.

by kingofthacove on Aug 5, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if I conceded this point

They’re a hell of a lot better than us this year, so who cares?

by GiantPain on Aug 5, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you feel the need to come and exclaim stuff like this every opportunity you get? Are you dense to the fact that some people could find it really annoying?

by kingofthacove on Aug 5, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT'S OUR GIANTPAIN!

/GP Logo

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

There should be a GP signal like the Sullivan signal, but with a bobcat instead of argyle.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You even said you saw it!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was under the impression this was a place to talk about baseball

If you have a list of approved discussion topics, I’ll take a gander.

by GiantPain on Aug 5, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s the non-bro-hug equivalent of a bro-hug?

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by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

sis-kiss?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll try anything twice!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find it annoying that your contribution is often nothing more than obvious points whose only purpose is to rile up people who passionately support the team.

by kingofthacove on Aug 5, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s obvious they’ve been a much better team this year, which I why I think your genuine purpose in making this type of post isn’t what you claim it is.

by kingofthacove on Aug 5, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Your mother still here?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you say so.

I personally took it more as you trying to rub it in while the Phillies were kicking the Giants’ ass than anything.

by kingofthacove on Aug 5, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

A bunch of us were doing this.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a Giants fan, though. I think.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Despite all indications to the contrary, I do think GiantPain is a Giants fan.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s extremely cynical. There are a lot of people who passionately support the team, and it seems like the purpose of a lot of his posts are to demean them.

by kingofthacove on Aug 5, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really think that. He’s annoyingly objective, but I don’t think he means to demean people who aren’t.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically he’s our Spock.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well why don’t YOU stop saying stuff then because YOU are annoying ME. there. how does that feel.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s your problem now, motherfucker?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

by Juan Primo on Aug 5, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This fucker’s not gonna tell me to shut up when the whole point is no one gets to tell someone else to shut up but a mod.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa

Everyone should chill out.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, I will avoid posting more if that’s the case.

by kingofthacove on Aug 5, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do over a 7 game series.

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 5, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol no

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

see: Dodgers, Los Angeles (1988)

Unless your contention is that whoever wins a 7-game series must, de facto, have been the better team.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 5, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is very homerish of me to say that, but that was exactly my contention and I’m sticking by it because TGWTWS.

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 5, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

So they did.

And, for the record, I do think they were the better team in that Series.

But, I mean…how ‘bout ’95? You really think the Marlins were the better team? Didn’t that Indians team score 1000+ runs that year?

Were all seven hundred of the teams that beat the Braves in the World Series better than Atlanta?

Shit happens.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 5, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

’97

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

'97, right.

But the Indians probably scored a metric assload in ’95 before the Braves knocked them off, too.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 5, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that's my point.

If we’re talking stats, record etc, sure, the Braves were champions. On paper. Marlins could never have competed with the Indians right? No way they could be the better team if they won the series then?

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 5, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, in the books of me and the others arguing against you, they weren’t. Doesn’t not make them the 1997 champions.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s fine and I respect your opinions. Hence why I like this place for watching/listening to Giants games. I just don’t agree with you on this one.

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 5, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that's where you're wrong.

Anything can happen in 7 games.

Even when you’re talking about the 2002 (or was it 2003?) Tigers against the 2000 Mariners, say.

If the Tigers beat the Mariners 4 out of 7, your contention is that the Tigers are the better team, even though they lost 119 that year and the 2000 Mariners set a record for wins in a season.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 5, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

2003 Tigers, 2001 Mariners

But yeah, I distinctly remember getting excited because the Giants beat the Mariners in an interleague series in 2001 (it’s one of my earliest baseball memories, actually). Doesn’t mean the Giants were better that year.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, then, I was happy that they won a game. I remember staying up past my bedtime to watch.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember doing that for Game 4 of the '96 Stanley Cup Finals.

Just in the vain hopes that the Panthers would pull one out in OT.

Alas.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 5, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should have specified 7 game playoff series. In my opinion, if you win, you’re the better team. Whenever I hear athletes/fans say “well we were the better team” after a loss like Philly had last year, it just sounds like sour grapes to me.

In my book, if you were better, you would have won. Philly may have been the better team for most of last season but when it counted, they weren’t. Giants > Phillies.

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 5, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

But even that's incorrect.

You can have the better series, but it doesn’t make you the better team.

It makes you, potentially, the World Champions, but that doesn’t mean that such an outcome would be the case in any given 7-game series between one team and the other.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 5, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

But there aren’t “any given 7-game series’” to go off of. There are only the 7-game series’ that were played. If we’re specifying better team during the regular season, better team from April – May etc then sure, we can definitely quantify that.

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 5, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, but we’re not Philly fans, so we’re either being objective or magnanimous.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants are 3-4 against the Nats this year

The Nats are better than the Giants, right?

We’re 2-5 against the Reds. So the Reds are a lot better, right?

by GiantPain on Aug 5, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the Marlins are infinitely better!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow you’re being unfair.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whether you like GiantPain or not

He’s right on this one.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man if Stewart gets hurt here, that will suck

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt is in? WE'RE SAVED!

/graspingatstraws

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh fuck you Utley.

That was a bullshit lean.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSH LEAGUE!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU UTLEY

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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 5, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Moral of the story: Man, I sure hope Carlos Beltran didn’t selfishly just get a suspension!

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

ARGH UTLEY

You make life so difficult.

I want to hate you because you’re a Phillie.
Your UCLA roots cause me to root for you occasionally.

And then you try to lean into one… AAUUGHHH.

by freesia39 on Aug 5, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

So...went out to eat and came back to WTF ?

I thought you guys had a handle on this game. LOL

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by nvsfg on Aug 5, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

W

hat did Utley just do?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

First pitch was a breaking ball up high and a little inside.

Utley leans over the plate to try and get hit.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck that shit

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, make that.

One for me posting a wrong pic and the other for us getting routed and starting a fight.

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by yoshifan on Aug 5, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

what a bunch of monkey motion D:

I don’t even….

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by SoCalGgal on Aug 5, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

TdaddyNeal Thomas Neal
Look at them boys get after it #sfgiants #Phillies this series means a lot to both team.

He still cares :(

by giants92388 on Aug 5, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

<3

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss him.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE MISS YOU!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddamn that fight was stupid

I just wanted to get that stupid fight and its repercussions over with so I can get this depressing game over with.

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 5, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Man I hate the unwritten rules shit

but that lean shit after what just happened pisses me off.

Go fuck yourself, Utley.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

So yeah

Being at this game sucks.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 5, 2011 9:19 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Your fault for watching the Giants.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, looks like I made a good decision.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Dumb move by Giants. Phillies can afford suspensions, Giants can’t.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 5, 2011 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Do they hit Pablo here?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparenlty not.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't hit Panda. Don't hit Panda. Don't hit Panda.

"Tight and tense until the end and then the happy ending." - Jon Miller

by Rook Takes Pawn on Aug 5, 2011 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Show 'em the rings, boys

These phucks can’t get over last year, they still think they were entitled to a win.

Take your win tonight, you guys need it more.

by diamondnerd on Aug 5, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Pablo—seven run homer!

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Aug 5, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Good enough!

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Aug 5, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Baseball: WE’LL TAKE IT

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

hankschulman Henry Schulman
Whiteside and Ramirez ejected, and Shane Victorino.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA SMASH

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice productive out.

Even a 4-3 would’ve been better.

by giants92388 on Aug 5, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

instead of sliding, Panda just sat down with momentum.

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by DJ Tofu on Aug 5, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I liked it better when Pablo was 3rd and Beltran was 4th.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

As far as the Utley lean, I'll just say

That’s what he always does. Dude has lead the majors in HBP for years. That’s no accident.

by GiantPain on Aug 5, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Craig Biggio says hello

/ 285

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by nvsfg on Aug 5, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dugout cam was greatness!

Watching the Hobbit, Timmy, Burrell etc. pouring out like bulls running Pamplona was amazing.

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 5, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

hee hee i love Fontenot trying to get into the action but not being able to see over the others

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s all grownsed up!

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 5, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB Network keeps replaying it.

Harold Reynolds liked the fight. He said “It looks like these two teams just infused each other.”

Ummmm ok.

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 5, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

...This almost makes sense.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

hawt. lotsa huggin’

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

So if Eli gets suspended… can they bring up Sanchez or do they have to play a catcher short?

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s not going to be suspended, but they can always bring up Sanchez.

However, a suspended player still counts against the 25-man roster, so they would have to make some other move to bring up Sanchez.

by QuakeFan on Aug 5, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was more curious as to the possible machinations of it all….

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat the PISSED OFF

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

The slo-mo does not look good for Schneider. Not in terms of hitting anybody, but how are you going to let Whiteside stonewall you like that?

And that fight was much more interesting than this game.

by belilaugh on Aug 5, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

And that fight was much more interesting than this game.

Money’s worth, I guess. Gotta keep the grandstand happy.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol leadoff double, no runs.

by chenster on Aug 5, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

SAVE THE STRANDLING!!!!!

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Lord forgive me, but I love this shit

Pretend hate, pretend anger…. fantasy emotion.

by Your mother on Aug 5, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you my mother?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want him to play so bad.

His is still one of the top 5 hitters on this team.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah me too. Who gets tossed off the 25 man though?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 5, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tejada.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn’t he on the DL? Rehabbing or some shit?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 5, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but his 15 days are almost up and he is superfluous on this team with Cabrera.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree, but since neither PtB or Tejada are on the 25 man currently, another player will have to be moved off the 25 man.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 5, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point.

I really don’t know then. Rowand would be nice. But unlikely.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's been 15 days, right?

So he can be activated any time, right?
/cries softly

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 5, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tease.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Of COURSE that doesn't leave the park

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

WTP

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 5, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not a huge fan of fights, but it's nice to see that the Giants care about something.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 5, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

They care about how embarrassed they are by their play. And they should be.

by diamondnerd on Aug 5, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are you saying things I agree with?

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to need some stats.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 5, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah, but that’s not an option with this team.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never doubted they CARE. They just suck at hitting.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy needs to care enough to play the very best.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Aug 5, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, but they seem to be sleepwalking through games even more than usual.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 5, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depression. They should call bigboneded.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can think of better ways to react to a sound beating, but who am I to refuse evidence of passion.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck this team!!! PHILLIES IS BETTA!!!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on Aug 5, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Here you are folks
SFGiants San Francisco Giants
Here’s the replay the bench clearing brawl between #SFGiants and #Phillies http://atmlb.com/nZyK3f

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa

The Giants had runners in scoring position 14 times during this series?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo out, Grant in.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

So Beltran AND Sandoval out… they’ve just given up on this game then?
THREE INNINGS LEFT AND YOU TAKE OUT THE HITTERS?
WTAF???

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

The brawl was pretty much the white flag point.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy isn’t giving up unless you see him take out Huff

Over

by cybermaldonado on Aug 5, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL OF COURSE.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

phillies are doing their talking with their bats

by chenster on Aug 5, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

yep.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm glad Belt Isn't there

I’m glad Buster isn’t there, and I’m glad Freddy isn’t either.

They deserve better than this group of hacks and has beens.

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Aug 5, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s kind of a strong reaction, but I’m glad to see you are full of passion

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, Pence is killing the ball.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Also

Fuck you, Rango.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of his home runs look like they're going to be flyouts, then they're 20 ows back.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 5, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have your fun, Phillies. Cain and Lincecum will shut you the fuck up over the weekend.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 5, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Please

They beat them last year, they beat them last week, and now two losses and they’re the greatest team of all time and the Giants suck.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 5, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

More or less.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you saying we should be confident???

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alrighty then….
I’m going to bed…

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Zito’s long legs

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

EV calculation

If you multiply the probability of the Giants coming back by the awesomeness that would result if they did, you get an expected value that’s WORTH ME STAYING UP AND DRINKING SOME MORE.

by Your mother on Aug 5, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Seconded.

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 5, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only reason I’m still watching is to see if the fight has a part 2. Otherwise, with Sandoval out, a seemingly insurmountable lead, and no young prospects playing, this game sucks.

by belilaugh on Aug 5, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it ever. I’ve had more fun stepping in poop.

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Aug 5, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL from that angle Polanco is all “HEY MAN JUST CALM D’OH!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll sleep well tonight knowing that, were it not for Bork’s egregious mismanagement, the Giants would be ahead of the Phillies 14-0, ultimately winning their 113 game of the season.

We may not be good, but we sure are slow.

by spladapuss on Aug 5, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

so...anything good on tv tonight?

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 5, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember the Titans is on

That was what I was trying to watch until I saw someone mention a scrum here.

by freesia39 on Aug 5, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooo! ABC Family?

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 5, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn!!!! I have Directv…/east coast bias feed
oh well, guess I’ll have to go to The Vault and watch a DVD again tonight
thx tho! :)

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 5, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa's 7 right?

It looked like he had a chance to stop Rectumface from taking out Muelens. Probably didn’t want to break his wrist.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 5, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Oooh DeRosa could go to bring back PtB.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

liesandperfidy Reuben Poling
@
@TdaddyNeal if you could have one #SFGiant watching your back in a fight, who would it be?
13 minutes ago
@TdaddyNeal
Thomas Neal
@liesandperfidy Probably Dford manny B Pat & huff

So there you have it. Huff has value to the team.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 5, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL "one"

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

$22 MILLION BODYGUARD!

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

How are you going to hit Ford? He’s probably floating like a butterfly out there.

by belilaugh on Aug 5, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's OK

We’ll see these guys again in the playoffs.

…Where they’ll destroy us again.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Aug 5, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Down 7-4

Bottom 8th, 1 out, 1 on.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Aug 5, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we get there.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

again? we did beat them last year

by chenster on Aug 5, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And we won the last 3 game series we played against them.

Giants are just in a bit of a funk/tough stretch right now.

by belilaugh on Aug 5, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL. What have you done for me lately.

Phillies are better because they’re winning tonight.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 5, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Offensively, this team is nothing like last year's team

They are merely regressing to that level right now.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Aug 5, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was then...

One Posey, FSanchez, Juan Uribe, and hot-hitting Cody Ross, Aubrey Huff, and Andres Torres ago.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Aug 5, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, and a couple of those non injured guys can get hot in the playoffs again. Not to mention the fact that Beltran and Keppinger have been added.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 5, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anything is possible...

I just don’t see your scenario being something that is remotely likely to occur.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Aug 5, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they should destroy us

but that’s the fun part about playoffs, they should have destroyed us last year too.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross went FUCKING INSANE

Rent sold his soul to satan, and the pitching was normal.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what these guys thought...

I personally thought they had a better than even chance of beating the Phillies last year. Offensively, last year’s team was a much better team than the team we’re looking at right now.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Aug 5, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I remember making this!

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

by Juan Primo on Aug 5, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

baseball fights

are about the stupidest thing going.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

What about hockey fights?

by belilaugh on Aug 5, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hockey fights are stupid, but at least they are actually fights. With punching and brawling.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ice and Blood

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean

if you’re going to do the “grrrr fight West Side Story” thing, fine.

But jumping up and down and then falling down in front of someone, well, that’s sad.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The showy bench-clearing incidents I can live with.
Give the impression or whatever.
The bad-blood brawls with intent kind of put me off.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heheh.
DALLASBRADEN209 Dallas Braden
Glad to see no beards on either side were harmed during the exchange between the giants & phillies

by freesia39 on Aug 5, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope his rehab is going well.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only because Romo’s candy filled backpack saved the day.

Want a twizzler guys?

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 5, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Came back from a week of vacation

And I have absolutely no fucking clue what’s going on besides our shitty offense

by HDiddy on Aug 5, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s pretty much all you need to know at this rate.

by urea on Aug 5, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was shitty a week ago, too. You should be perfectly oriented.

by diamondnerd on Aug 5, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

R U Bochy?

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Aug 5, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM OFFENDED

But no, I just haven’t had the time to catch up with the news (until now)

by HDiddy on Aug 5, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, bets on what inning the Phils retaliate?

I’m guessing 8th. But maybe they’ll wait until they lead 6-1 tomorrow.

by Your mother on Aug 5, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

look at the score

that’s their retaliation

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I don’t want to look at the score.

by Your mother on Aug 5, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOOK AT IT!!!!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 5, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever you do, Marion, don’t look!

by Your mother on Aug 5, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOOK AT IT!!! You know you want to…

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they didn't do it right away, I don't think its gonna happen.

Besides, they have the ultimate retaliation already, they are up 9-2

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big mistake

Risking injuring one of the starting lineup would bring up someone better.

Oh my God, this was the plan.

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Aug 5, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Showtime is going to have alot of footage to go through

You follow me, I'll follow you

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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 5, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS GAME IS STUPID

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 5, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that a man or a woman?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Hermaphrodite

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 5, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Intersex

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad Huff is sad.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Not as sad as we are.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Aug 5, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff is so angry that his next ground ball to second base will be hit hard.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 5, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

…right to the SS

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 5, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he can go home and count some more money.

That might cheer him up.

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

by Juan Primo on Aug 5, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants do, at least, seem to react to being embarassed

Hopefully this series prompts them to bring up AND PLAY Belt.

by GiantPain on Aug 5, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

See, you can be funny when you want.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

no way man

Huff got right into the scrum there. Talk about gamer cred.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 5, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ROWAND

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Tomorrow should be interesting. National game at 1 on FOX

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 5, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL " national game"

You do know the Yankees are playing the Red Sox, right?

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 5, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will be in Omaha!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh lincoln. shucks.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The nation of Northern California, Pennsylvania, Georgia, and Lincoln, Nebraska.

by QuakeFan on Aug 5, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

aren't we all?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 5, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants did, why should you be any different.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck to be you

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

PGT
FIRST RECTUMFACE WAS ALL RAHHHHHHHHHHH, THEN RAM-RAM WAS ALL grrrrrrr, AND FINALLY ELI WENT ALL HULKAMANIA AND THAT JABRONI…etc.

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 5, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll post a fanshot and you can frontpage it?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

0_0

Front page?….

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 5, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like Jeff Sullivan’s interpretation of Joe Blanton!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants baseball
I’ll take it.

…and like it.

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Aug 5, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just watching the fight again

LOL me I know. Was Will Clark in there?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 5, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa.

I will rewind. Must see this.

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

by Juan Primo on Aug 5, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please update.

Listening on the radio.

Anything else is always something better.

by FenixTX on Aug 5, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn't find him. :/

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

by Juan Primo on Aug 5, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

PTB kind of had Nuschler face, but I don’t think Will was there.

by QuakeFan on Aug 5, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. I saw PTB and he looked a lot like Will.

Way less tubby, obviously.

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

by Juan Primo on Aug 5, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I like this image.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG DEROSA!!!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NOT BELT

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff’s gone, white flag.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 5, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

/Phillies send Mike Piazza to the plate

by Your mother on Aug 5, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, DeRosa is at 1st?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I just realized who the Giants could toss off the 25 man for PtB.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 5, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/8/5/2347764/open-lol-thread#73966126

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah.. Nice!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 5, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL DeRosa has already gotten more playing time than Belt has in the last few weeks.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 5, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Worley going to pitch his 2nd complete game in a row against us?

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Aug 5, 2011 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeet Kun Do master.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Eli.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly can't help but like him

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 5, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude hits grand slams and catches no-hitters!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s not a whole lot to dislike about Eli Whiteside.
Maybe his arm and his bat, but if you make that personal you’re probably a jerk.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

His bat isn’t half bad.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

See? People, be reasonable! Like your singular counterpart!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I am the voice of the people.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of Kevin Costner in Bull Durham

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 5, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

cue guile’s theme

by chenster on Aug 5, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

how perfectly ridiculous
I blame the orange jerseys for this

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 5, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is orange an anger color?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Aug 5, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

only on Fridays, it would seem

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 5, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Avarice.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol nice.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow
he looks like how I feel about this game

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 5, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you're a bull with Yellow contacts

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 5, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to dump the softball jerseys.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Aug 5, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL nice

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks at when he stops him

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 5, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

so utterly stupid

and a horrible tackle on top of it.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair

we knew Eli’s defense was going to be a problem this seasons

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Aug 5, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops

clearly, I meant “this’s”

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Aug 5, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey with the assist!

by sfoakbay on Aug 5, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mayberry went from first base to center field. That’s unusual.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe I shouldn't have posted that Fluttershy pic

it made Whiteside hit a home run, but it made him start a fight later in the game.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 5, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry

but I will post more MLP pics in the future. Nothing’s gonna stop me now.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 5, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Less quibbling, more pictures.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 5, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE FIRST VOLLEY HAS BEEN LAUNCHED
McCovey Chronicles
mccoveychron McCovey Chronicles
Hey, @TheGoodPhight. You think you’re hot? Well, you know what? You’re not.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LAWLZ OMG
TheGoodPhight
you talk big @mccoveychron but you are a total slut and EVERYONE knows it!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Pretty good point actually

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 5, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SNAP

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

/slaps The Good Phight

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 5, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

With kid gloves

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Aug 5, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang. That’s not wrong.

YEAH WELL THEIR LOGO LOOKS LIKE ALBINO NESSIE WITH BASEBALLS FOR EYES.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant should scratch their eye out!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody hold Grant's hoops and nails

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 5, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

TGP-What did you say?
McC-You heard me.
TGP-Tomorrow, noon, our field. Be there, buffalo-butt breath.
McC- Count on it, pee-drinking crap-face!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 5, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL

by pdxdublove on Aug 5, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder why Beltran was the last person to enter the pile?

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 5, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

SELFISH

Or maybe he threw himself from RF.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

over/under on his wrist exploding?

by chenster on Aug 5, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Also

I didn’t watch the beginning of the game but from what I’ve gathered. Fuck Victorino.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Aug 5, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Such a douchebag.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT DEROSA IS HITTING

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheerleaders can’t hit; everyone knows that.

by Your mother on Aug 5, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY DEROSA SHIT IS HITTING

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 5, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT HOLY DEROSA IS HITTING

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

They didn’t fix his wrist, so there’s really nothing there to explode again.

by QuakeFan on Aug 5, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

he can still rupture his sheath though

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excuse me I have to watch Flappy!

We sent down Belt for this guy.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Aug 5, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

It was the right decision

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 5, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The wrist seemed to hold up well enough to drive the ball out to the shortstop on the fly.

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by Buster-Jangle on Aug 5, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol nice hit Grant

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon, fontanelle

by Your mother on Aug 5, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota’s going to show everyone how it’s done.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 5, 2011 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

STF...damnit

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota is due for a HR.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Aug 5, 2011 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Classic bucket stepper Mota

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by Buster-Jangle on Aug 5, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant....

Brian Wilson on what kind of interesting clothing he'll wear to the White House: "...or what I DON'T wear."

by SharkMonster on Aug 5, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Let's go Wilson, NAIL THIS DOWN!

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 5, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

BRING IN WILSON!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, so Mota just went to bat and then Wilson com--

You know what, nothing about whatever answer I get is going to soothe my brain.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Whiteside is trending in the US

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Aug 5, 2011 10:00 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

But not in SF. Cliff Lee is though

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 5, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was for the bullshit controversy from earlier.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone think those Hyundai uncencosed commercials are for real?

I think they censor them quite a bit.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Aug 5, 2011 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe they need to play one where some guy goes:

FUCKING SHIT FUCK ASS THIS MOTHER FUCKING CAR IS FUCKING TERRIFIC! FUCK YOU FORD!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats what I'm talking about!

And why does the guy have to tell his wife that he is 6-5?

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Aug 5, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a really good road trip car

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 5, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think, not uncensored, but scripted.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Aug 5, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tanking for Andrew Luck

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Aug 5, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Niners are gonna make the playoffs with a 7-9 record

wishful thinking

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 5, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLScott

"It is not enough that we win; all others must lose" -Larry Ellison
"I come up with something when I’ve got nothing, and it’s always brilliant. Always. So I reject your logic." -Grant

by Mdizzle138 on Aug 5, 2011 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I saw Rowand scootling around for a ball

I thought it was a replay

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit, that pitch was crazy.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

This team is so good

Their closer gets used for mop-up duty. Defending champs!

by diamondnerd on Aug 5, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Why, Shane Victorino

You look like someone just walked over your grave.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 5, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor soul.

He was just too high strung.

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

by Juan Primo on Aug 5, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

cat picture = intimidation

by Your mother on Aug 5, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a wonderful picture.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone?
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Could anyone see who Panda was grappling with just before Victorino charged into the pile.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

K n K said Ruiz

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 5, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t take the pen out of Bochy’s hand and draw stick figures for you.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Catchers gear.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 5, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love this

My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!

by josematan on Aug 5, 2011 10:05 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

i miss his faaaace

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

Brian Wilson on what kind of interesting clothing he'll wear to the White House: "...or what I DON'T wear."

by SharkMonster on Aug 5, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is pretty creepy.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

there should be a gif where his beard slides into place on his face like sunglasses

except much more “intimidating”

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 5, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

A deal with it .gif with the beard instead of the sunglasses would be funny.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/lights Natto signal

by urea on Aug 5, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing Bochy doesn't have final say over facial hair

He would have DFA’d the beard in favor of the soul patch, which had a pretty good run back in 2002

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Aug 5, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn that year

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I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 5, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

My brother's trying to bring it back.

He is failing.

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

by Juan Primo on Aug 5, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

::sigh::
I miss that face :(

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 5, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cabrera’s kinda been killing it defensively.

by belilaugh on Aug 5, 2011 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NO

“The more work DeRosa gets at 1st, the better it is for everybody” – Kuip

LOL BELT

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

OC has got a weak arm.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Aug 5, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL KRUK

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson being very careful out there.

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Aug 5, 2011 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn't want the Phils going double digits

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Aug 5, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too good, Kruk.

Brian Wilson on what kind of interesting clothing he'll wear to the White House: "...or what I DON'T wear."

by SharkMonster on Aug 5, 2011 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

You know things are going bad when they’re looking for people in the stands who are yawning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kruk and Kuip

At least they’re having fun in this crap game.

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 5, 2011 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

/yawns

My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!

by josematan on Aug 5, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about we get a couple of hits here, maybe use up a reliever or two?

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Aug 5, 2011 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m so excited, we finally got to Ben Linus.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

DBax Lose

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Aug 5, 2011 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Javy Guerra has 10 saves already?

Broxton is probably closing for somebody else next year, for salary reasons if nothing else.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 5, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be surprised if he got a closing job next year.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes

Praise be unto the D….

The Do….

Fuck. Glad the DBacks lost.

by GiantPain on Aug 5, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon, you can say it.

I mean, it’s not like you’re saying Beetlejuice, you know?

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 5, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Candyman
Candyman
Candyman
Candyman
Candym…

by Into the Void on Aug 5, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely not Beetlejuice

beetlejuice could afford a TV commercial

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Aug 5, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This brand of indirect benefit is enjoyable even if not comparable to the other brand!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay for the Name Redacteds.

by maysian on Aug 5, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like tonight never happend

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 5, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the penguins of Madagascar.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 5, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

a fight broke out?!

why did i change the channel?

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 5, 2011 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes we maintain our 0.5 lead

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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 5, 2011 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

As long as the Dbax don’t win another game, we can maintain the 1/2 game lead indefinitely!

My big fellows, my Giants!
If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Aug 5, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

woohoo

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS

Tony Bruno’s facebook post regarding his being a giant racist:

Tony Bruno
I did remove my post and apologize for my comments regarding illegal aliens. I was angry and on the air and I stand behind my comments that Bruce Bochy is a coward, as are all managers who order pitchers to throw at guys just because their pitchers can’t get a guy out. All of you people resorting to name calling are more classless and vile.

CLASSLESS AND VILE

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 5, 2011 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

haha omg

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, what did he say?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Called RamRam an illegal alien.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 5, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!

by josematan on Aug 5, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

PC said it on Twitter, I didn’t see it first hand.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 5, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 5, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

For serious?
God damn.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Aug 5, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

he’s probably getting shitcanned

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 5, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

KNBR is ahead of the curve.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 5, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he does (or did) a show on KNBR and another in Philadelphia.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just got canned from Radnich’s segment.

by Bar None on Aug 5, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't he already let go of KNBR?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

*from

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I heard. It was part of adding Damon Bruce to Radnich.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 5, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Larry Krueger

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it the braindead Caribbean hitters hacking at slop thing? I thought that was directed at us.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also said Felipe Alou’s brain = Cream of Wheat or something like that, I think.

by urea on Aug 5, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was what I was thinking of.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 5, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dream

of Dumbon saying something bad enough to get fired. And yet we wait.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa

"He knocks a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are dead! The Giants are going to the World Series!!!" -Jon Miller

It's Posey time!!

My Adopted Squirrel: Heath Hembree

by sanfrankid on Aug 5, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was making fun of Bochy/France. :(

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

by Juan Primo on Aug 5, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did he say in the first place?

My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!

by josematan on Aug 5, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

TonyBrunoShow: gutless #!%*# Giants. Bochy is a coward for having his illegal alien pitcher hit a guy since mighty Frisco boys…

by GiantPain on Aug 5, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought Bruno seemed like a moron!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he is a Phillies fan.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a coupla late-night hosts on Fox Sports Radio who wear their rooting affiliation on their sleeves.

Bruno’s one, “JT the Brick” is the other, I think.

Either one of them, if the Phillies/Yankees do something good, they crow about it, and if anybody brings up something against the teams in question, they go apeshit.

It’s why I don’t listen to them for longer than it takes to drive home from work (if I’m working late nights).

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 5, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT the Prick, epitome of the Raider Nation idiot fan

He’s another racist idiot. Basically that schtick gets ratings, that’s why Cowherd and all the minor sportstalk people copy it.

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by Murray, Present on Aug 5, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know what he’s saying.

WTF does “having his illegal alien pitcher hit a guy since mighty Frisco boys…” mean

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

or is that not his whole statement?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's twitter.

Maybe there’s a second-half to the statement in another tweet.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 5, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh ok

I’m assuming he said something like “can’t get anyone out”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, because that was the prudent point at which to trail off…

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. That is sickening.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's ignorant

My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!

by josematan on Aug 5, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

he must

of wanted to get fired he knows his job is over his contract is up.

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 5, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

who the fuck is Tony Bruno? Some idiotic radio “personality” that appeals to the lowest common denominator?

by Into the Void on Aug 5, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you even get from a Giants-Phillies game to immigration?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thus the racism.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, it doesn’t even make racist sense!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

ahahahahahaa

i don’t know why but this is hilarious

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 5, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That exists?

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 5, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tony Bruno's an ass

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 5, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

hold up what

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by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, Bochy ordered it?

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 5, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t accept your apology and will no longer listen to any program with your voice on it.

by belilaugh on Aug 5, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i guess i should have provided the backstory

Tony Bruno is a racist prick, sho’nuff.

I just moved past angry fast enough to really enjoy his facebook post.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 5, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The funny thing is that he works for KNBR ( kinda) and is a Phillies fan

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 5, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he got dumped last week.

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by Soulbrother16 on Aug 5, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that why Damon Bruce is working with Gary Radnich ?

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 5, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

"...resorting to name calling..."

Like, uh, “illegal alien”, you racist piece of unemployable shit?

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Aug 5, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

they took out a valdez

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 5, 2011 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

For those wondering

Wilson Valdez has provided significantly more value on the mound this year (0.1 rWAR) than everywhere else (-1.0 rWAR).

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just pulled the plug on the broadcast here...1 out prematurely.

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If you want to be in first place, say Bye, Bye Baby!

by Buster-Jangle on Aug 5, 2011 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

BRING OUT THE RALLY CAPS!

/sarcasm

Brian Wilson on what kind of interesting clothing he'll wear to the White House: "...or what I DON'T wear."

by SharkMonster on Aug 5, 2011 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

#hatsoffSF

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by Murray, Present on Aug 5, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Already fired.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL?

Or impending doom kinda thing?

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Aug 5, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

From KNBR.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, yeah.

I was thinking his syndicated evening show, which I can’t imagine is long for this world.

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Aug 5, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

he

is basically fired his contracts are up. he wants to quit radio. he probably wanted to go out with a bang

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 5, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good to me.

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

by Juan Primo on Aug 5, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

can we skip the next two?

by Bar None on Aug 5, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will make for good tv

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 5, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm too afraid of them

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 5, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh.

Yes they added a pitcher (albeit an awesome one) but they’re essentially the same team as last year. Right now we just happen to be slumping while they’re on fire.

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 5, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but we’re a noticeably worse team than we were last year.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 5, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 5, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least the game was entertaining! /positivity

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 5, 2011 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

So, Tony Bruno is butthurt that he got fired?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s gonna run for President now. And win.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Angling for a job at Fox News

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Aug 5, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's about to be doubly butthurt, in that case

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

Buster Posey: "I Ain't Havin' It"

Pat Burrell: "The Patural"

Aubrey Huff: "Let's Get Weird"

by slackersphere17 on Aug 5, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ballgame!

We lose!

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by yoshifan on Aug 5, 2011 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss @Tdaddyneal

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

He still follows the Giants.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's 2011.

That, for three different reasons that I can think of offhand, makes tonight’s events especially disappointing.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Just a guess

1. Belt should be starting
2. Belt should be starting
3. WTF DeRosa
?

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Aug 5, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants lose two in a row to the Phillies.
There are still genuine brawls with intent going on in baseball.
Some guy with a paid job in sports media is slurring Hispanic players.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, sure, if you want to go with mostly solve-able problems…

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Aug 5, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

4. Where is Pat?

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)

by greekfro on Aug 5, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Eko was great, I wish Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje hadn’t gotten bored of being on the show.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

he hasn't even done shit since being on the show

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't AAA

Tow cars when they break down and stuff?

/Cue laugh track

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 5, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has Brandon Belt.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just found this:
According to ABC and Lost insiders, Adewale was offered a hearty sum to do one scene in the last hurrah, but the actor wanted five times the amount that was offered. It didn’t work out.

Weird.

(The last hurrah = series finale, just to be clear.)

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

by Juan Primo on Aug 5, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard that as well. Pretty sure he would have been better off staying with the show.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had one of the best backstories, and I really feel the writers had big things in store for him. His departure did kind of suck.

BTW, I love how the Buddhist wanted an exorbitant amount of money for one scene.

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

by Juan Primo on Aug 5, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he was one of the best characters for the season and a half he was on.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damon Lindelof stated that Eko’s story arc was originally supposed to last 4 seasons however due to Adewale’s dislike of living in Hawaii he was killed off after a little over one season.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dislike living in Hawaii...

WTF???

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 5, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

SERIOUSLY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's so weak.

1. It’s not like they film for the entire year.
2. Not all scenes were shot in Hawaii.
3. The show had an ensemble cast! It’s not like he was in a ton of scenes.
4. The show was wildly popular.

Stay on the damn show.

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

by Juan Primo on Aug 5, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how the show would have turned out differently if he’d stuck around.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, yeah, everything about this

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

JEFF7.COM AGAIN

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That image perfectly encapsulates my feelings about this game.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Jeff7.com needs to be a code word for shittiness.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 5, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

JEFF7.COM WILL SAVE US ALL

by urea on Aug 5, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, you’ve got to stop spamming Jeff7.com.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS GOING TO TURN INTO A MEME!

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by yoshifan on Aug 5, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

z

did bochy just say “Ramony”?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Reply fail

And tonight that feels quite appropriate.

Fail all around.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 5, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like a hammer strike
MIGHTY THOR

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo was being tackled from behind by someone, couldn't tell who it was,

then, when Victorino saw that happening, he charged back in around his coach toward Panda, everything went nuts again, and Panda was basically trying to get people off of him.

I can’t stand that Papa and Bip are just saying “Panda threw a punch” without giving the larger context.

by TortureOpp on Aug 5, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not waiting up

for Grant’s analysis of this utter disaster. Catch you nerbs tomorrow.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

G’night.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL good phight
Wtf is whiteside doing there. Jumping in front of victorino’s face. Fucking rookie

My adopted son, Orlando Cabre...Wait, I don't want this shit!

by josematan on Aug 5, 2011 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Our “rookie” catcher looks ten years older than Will Clark.

by Into the Void on Aug 5, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.
Oh, my.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 5, 2011 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Good night, everybody

And better luck next… game? season? whatever.

Remember, it could be worse- you could be a 49er fan.

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Aug 5, 2011 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Grant going to make a PGT?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t he say he was going to mail this one in?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

that implies that he'd actually do one

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should do one.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

this will be my post-game thread

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

It is known.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This should be a GIF for wins (provided, of course, that the Giants ever win again).

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, looks amazingly similar to the one where those guys are all hopping on one foot.

by Bar None on Aug 5, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

he recently upgraded, Grant now faxes posts in from Office Max.

by Into the Void on Aug 5, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's hard to type

When you are sitting in the corner of a room with a bottle of bourbon, rocking back and forth and mumbling “rectum face, rectum face, rectum face”.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 5, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

RABBLE!!!

Just got back from the brawl. Not that happy.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 5, 2011 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

So aside from that Mr. Disaster how was the play?

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

shift-ayyyyyyy

so, um, wtf happened w/ the brawl

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 5, 2011 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

so, if anyone gets suspended

and Victorino doesn’t, I’m going to throw things

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 5, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rectum Face has to be suspended

He pushed an ump. Isn’t that automatic suspension?

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 5, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 5, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't worry about Ol' RF

He will be missing some time, probably when the Phils are playing the D-Backs.

You’re welcome Arizona.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 5, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ramirez throws pitch, plunks off Victorino’s back, Victorino walks towards mound, bumps ump trying to stop him, whiteside tackles polanco, chaos ensues

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

why were the Phi guys saying

OMG IT WAS OBVIOUSLY INTENTIONAL!!!!

That was like RIGHT after I turned the game off. Did something else actually happen? Or just Phi announcer homer stupidity?

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 5, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

only think i can think of was Cholly calling for a steal with an 8-2 lead, but that really doesn’t seem like Bork’s style even then. I think Ramirez was just wild.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 5, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

I mean he wasn’t exactly pounding the zone before that

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 5, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I seriously doubt it was intentional.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think some other guys thought it was intentional above as well

I can see it; it was pretty squaw in his back; but ramirez’s control had been godawful all night

Rollins had stolen 2nd up 6 earlier, so maybe it was an unwritten rule thing? Whatever.

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was intentional

Rollins stole a base and they were up by 6 runs. RamRam was frustrated so he beamed him in the back. I guess he didn’t exactly have control so if you want to give him the benefit of the doubt…

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 5, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, that was the first pitch

I mean, I can see it, but he could have just drilled polanco during the AB or something

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point

Maybe he just hates Rectum face like the rest of the world

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 5, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

RamRam's pitches today

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

PINPOINT CONTROL

in related news, the phillies announcers are stupid

by sfoakbay on Aug 5, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk pretty much said it was intentional in the wrap-up.

Flem and the others basically agreed.

"He forced it to go in the net, and that's a good thing." -Jerry Reynolds

by Juan Primo on Aug 5, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

dont’cha just LURRRRVE bullshit faux machismo

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 5, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It feels to me like Shane Victorino epitomizes playing the game the wrong way.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fielder

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 5, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff7.com

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Couple members on TGP wondering about retaliation

Man, I don’t know. I’m not my pitcher’s keeper…

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Fight! Fight! Fight!

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

One sixth of the world.
The rest will be watching the NYY-BOS game.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

that reminds me, I should stock you up on some wrist protectors

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah. I am in full "make a joke out of it" mode.

If I was going to kill myself over crushing disappointment, I would’ve done so long, long ago.

by Every6thDay on Aug 5, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck it

hit Huff in the back or something

by sfoakbay on Aug 5, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They didn’t retaliate today cause Bochy took out Beltran and Panda. Who were they gonna plunk? Ross?

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 5, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

huff

just to rub it in

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 5, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

PGT

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/8/5/2347927/post-game-thread

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 11:15 PM PDT reply actions  

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