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Post-game thread: Cliff Lee something something

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Cliff Lee is good. Here's an anagram for "Cliff Lee is good":

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That's about right. Cliff Lee is a good at his job. The Rangers should have offered more money.

After struggling early on, Madison Bumgarner was also a good pitcher. He made mistakes, though. You can't do that as a starting pitcher for the San Francisco Giants. You have to have that nose for the no-decision that great pitchers have. He just turned 22, of course, so maybe he'll learn that skill. It didn't help tonight. Bumgarner was good tonight, but he was not as good as Cliff Lee, who is a good pitcher.

The Giants had four runners in scoring position tonight. That's a good night against Cliff Lee! Alas, they couldn't get the big hit, mostly because Cliff Lee is good.

The television feed cut out for much of the later innings. This is because Cliff Lee is somewhat merciful. He didn't want to make it more painful than it needed it to be. We appreciate the gesture, Cliff.

Cody Ross was 0-4 with four strikeouts. Normally he whomps on lefties as if they were lil' Roy Halladays. He did not do anything of the sort tonight. This is probably because Cliff Lee is good.

Is there anything else that needs to be written about this game? Cliff Lee is good. He's the kind of good pitcher who can shut out a team with a Pedroia/Gonzalez/Youkilis in the middle of the order. The Giants' fifth hitter was Orlando Cabrera. The Giants didn't need to help Cliff Lee out, but they did. He probably didn't need the help.

The Giants can't hit. Cliff Lee can pitch. Cliff Lee being good and the Giants' hitters being bad tonight resulted in zero runs for the Giants.

If you're looking for insight, I'm all out. The main point I want you to take away is that Cliff Lee is good, and the Giants' hitters are not.

Maybe Mark DeRosa will provide the spark this team needs.

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It’s @hankshulman and @extrabaggs fault, right??

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 4, 2011 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

They failed us!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Aug 4, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are unable to make personnel or lineup decisions!

THOSE BASTARDS!!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 4, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

for once

the opponent deserves a tip of the cap.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 6:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

And each of the Giants hitters deserves a kick in the shins. Twice for Huff and Ross.

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by speckops on Aug 5, 2011 6:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLGIANTS, LOLINEUP, LOL KKKK-ODY, LOL EVERYTHING. LOL LOL LOL.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

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by GIANT stoner on Aug 4, 2011 10:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Maybe Mark DeRosa will provide the spark this team needs.

He’d damn well better!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 4, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

The spark will be from all the soft tissue inside his wrist disintegrating, leaving the bones to strike against one another, causing massive sparkage.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

/starts gathering tinder

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 5, 2011 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Mark, can I get a light?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2011 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have this vision of DeRosa taking a swing and at the end of it, his wrist will go flying into the stands

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 4, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

depends on the collector’s market and how much money they could make off of DeRosa’s wrist. God only knows how much Jeter’s wrist would go for

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 5, 2011 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is not good

I heard all he had in there was wood shavings

/kindling

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Aug 5, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

As sad as it sounds,

I don’t mind losing to Cliff Lee with this kind of offense. After yesterday I had my hopes up, but things could have been much worse. Nice to see MadBum only give up two runs, also.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 4, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

So, we can actually tip our caps tonight?

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by Soulbrother16 on Aug 4, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Just the tip!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 6:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh well

To the next game. Last pic for tonight and I’m out.

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by yoshifan on Aug 4, 2011 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Cliff Lee got lucky

/Phillies fans last year after the Giants beat Philly in the NLCS.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2011 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

If I could have one thing Giants-related in the next year

Aside from a WS victory which is pretty damn unlikely, it would be a full recovery for Buster Posey.

Please get better Buster. We miss you. We love you.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2011 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I've pretty much talked myself into

If the Giants get into the playoffs this year, just enjoy the ride.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't

Bochy has fucked with my mind too much.

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by EricW on Aug 4, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's been doing that to me for years

At least now he’s using the dildo championship hat to do it.

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by ResDog on Aug 5, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

My almost-immediate reaction when Posey got hurt. Cemented when Freddy went down.

by younghutch on Aug 5, 2011 6:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aside from a WS victory which is pretty damn unlikely, it would be a full recovery for Buster Posey.
Please get better Buster. We miss you. We love you.

I’m with ya Doc. However, you forgot one thing.. We need you Buster, Get Well Soon.

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

A healthy Posey and extended Beltran along with Panda would be awesome to watch next year (TWSS).

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 6:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, if the Giants decide they really want to open up the coffers, I'd love to see...

Torres CF
Rollins SS
Beltran LF
Sandoval 3B
Posey C
Belt 1B
Sanchez 2B
Schierholtz RF

by GiantPain on Aug 5, 2011 6:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Somehow, I knew this would be a comment from GiantPain just by reading the subject line.

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by speckops on Aug 5, 2011 6:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know I love to rosterbate

But seriously folks, I think you might be able to get Beltran and Rollins combined for, like, 60 million total. That’d be awesome.

by GiantPain on Aug 5, 2011 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I’m fapping away merrily. That’s a damn good lineup on paper. Which means it would struggle to score 600 runs in a season, of course.

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by speckops on Aug 5, 2011 6:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Crap. 600 runs next season would be a huge improvement over this season. We’re on pace for 570. Houston has outscored us.

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by speckops on Aug 5, 2011 6:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giant’s offense: we only rosterbate because the alternative is really, really hideous.

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by speckops on Aug 5, 2011 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Feels like 09 again

Let’s get Dan Uggla and Josh Willingham!

by GiantPain on Aug 5, 2011 6:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want both of them.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hadn’t meant exactly that, but I like the way you think. I’m giving you that big promotion!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't our offense significantly better in '09?

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by speckops on Aug 5, 2011 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, maybe not once adjusted for league-wide depression in runs-scored. But in absolute runs, I think we scored 50+ more than we’re on pace to.

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by speckops on Aug 5, 2011 6:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

657 runs in 2009. Almost 100 more than we’re on pace to score this year. Team-wide 82 OPS+ in 2009, 86 this year.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 5, 2011 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

and as discussed the last few days, you would have the same result no matter what other post-Bonds year you use. Bad offense is record-breakingly bad.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the fact that I’ve barely had internet over the last 8 days has helped temper my rage.

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by speckops on Aug 5, 2011 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

/breaks internet with a rock to avoid rage

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 6:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

More like /is in the boonies, high speed internet has neither high speed nor internet

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by speckops on Aug 5, 2011 6:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I meant me

Are you on vacation or something? Don’t watch the Giants on vacation.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Several states removed from my local residence. I suppose it’s a business-type trip. Working in another lab for a week or so, but I have no internets in lab, only at the hotel.

And yeah, watching the Giants on vacation sounds like a terrible idea. At least if you want it to be a vaguely relaxing vacation.

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by speckops on Aug 5, 2011 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dan Uggla in the last 28 days

.333/.383/.678

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by DFARowand on Aug 5, 2011 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was in Huff territory before that though

Still only hitting .215/.284/.425

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 5, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

so you are saying there is hope?

by capn on Aug 5, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

unf unf unf

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope this team passes on Rollins.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2011 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't

He’s an athletic player with elite defense at a premium position and roughly league average offense to go with it.

All told, that’s a very good player, potentially for 1/4 the cost of a Reyes.

by GiantPain on Aug 5, 2011 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the thing, I think Rollins is gonna get big money. On the right deal (DUH!) Rollins would be totally worth it.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2011 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

I think you mean 30/300, which is more like what would happen.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he is looking to recoup the money he “lost” on his last deal and he’s been posturing for a 5 year deal here in Philly. I also think he wants more than 10 mil annually too.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2011 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m down with just about any SS right now.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yuniesky Betancourt?

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by DFARowand on Aug 5, 2011 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

well

he is outhitting Huff and Rowand and I assume several others on this illustrious squad.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Torres?

I’d rather get Brown in next season! Torres is old and will never be the same as he was one fluke season.

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by LostHawkGSW on Aug 5, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BELT!

Not till 2013

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 5, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Belt sucked in this game

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by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 4, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I like when CSN was showing images of the game. They showed some youths showing off their home made shiny gold WS belt.

Then the camera cut away to Aubrey Huff having an at bat. And thus, Aubrey Huff replaced the shiny Belt once again.

by inthesquat on Aug 4, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL nicely played.

by taliesin on Aug 4, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

From now on, Cabrera will lead off and DeRosa will hit 5th.

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by EricW on Aug 4, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Bochy’s order had to have a CF leading off and a middle infielder batting second. So Cabrera will somehow end up displacing Keppinger.

by Wolvkil23 on Aug 4, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point

Does it really fucking matter where Cabrera or Rowand hit in the lineup? Besides Sandoval and Beltran, none of the other hitters are worth a damn.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The point is

I can’t get mad at Bochy’s lineup decisions anymore. Not a single person on this team is worth a damn batting except Sandoval and Beltran and maybe Keppinger. Truthfully I wouldn’t know who bat and where with this team.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true. The Giants have three decent hitters, and we should be thankful that Big Head is smart enough to put them one after the other in the lineup. I don’t even blame him for hitting Cabrera fifth. He’s watched the guys hitting 6-8 all season. Can you blame him for assuming a new guy would be better than they are?

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 5, 2011 4:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t agree at all. Its really quite simple to determine who is the best player on the team position by position. Then you play those people.

AS you said you have faith in only Keppinger, Sandoval and Beltran. 2,3 and 4 are done. Next you look at lead off, your options (based on who I think should be playing a majority of game sand are on the 25) are Torres, Catcher, SS, Ross, and Huff.

Torres seems like the logical choice. That takes care of 1-4. That brings use to the 5 spot. Lets just remove SS and Catcher and lump them into the 7/8 spots, no explanation needed there. So that leaves Ross and Huff, and the choice again is pretty simply the guy who is having a better year. Ross is that man.

The resulting lineup is:

Torres
Keppinger
Panda/Beltran
Beltran/Panda
Ross
Huff
Catcher/SS
SS/Catcher
Pitcher

Seems pretty easy to me.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2011 5:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you throw Buster and Belt in I would go

Torres
Panda
Posey
Beltran
Ross
Belt
Keppinger
SS
P

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2011 5:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes plz

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 6:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL you and your alcohol and drug related delusions of Bochy's mangerial competence.

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-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 5, 2011 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hear Alex Hinshaw’s reign of terror has ended.

Is this true?

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by EricW on Aug 4, 2011 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

AP

NOTES: Giants IF Mark DeRosa was activated from the 60-day DL. IF Brandon Belt was optioned to Triple-A Fresno and LHP Alex Hinshaw was designated for assignment.

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by TimLaser and MattyC on Aug 4, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

www.nooooooooooooo.com

What about the past? What about the future? Who is going to be the LOOGY in Fresno now? So many questions this raises!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

It ended somewhere in Iowa.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hinshaw: Is this hell?

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 4, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it’s Fresno.

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by Murray, Present on Aug 4, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did they suddenly find out Hinshaw was on the 40-man?

by Wolvkil23 on Aug 4, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Susan checked the website.

by QuakeFan on Aug 4, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They read JP's twitter feed.

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ve just been waiting for a Mark DeRosa type move this whole time.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 5, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Madison Bumgarner is great.

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Good not…No, you’re right, he’s great. The only thing in that game worth watching besides Cliff Lee.

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball Prospectus

has him as the clear team leader in WAR:

4.0 MadBum
2.8 Cain
2.6 Timmy
2.6 Panda
2.0 Voges
1.5 Dirty
1.1 Torres
1.0 Romo
1.0 Rowand

SF Giants' record in the eleven-year twenty-first century/Pac Bell era: five MVPs, two CYA, one ROY, the two highest single-season OPS of all time (and two of the other top eight), the single-season and all-time HR records, two NL Pennants, and ... one World Championship

by SnowLeopard on Aug 5, 2011 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

4 of the top 5, 5 of the top 7, and 6 of the top 9 are pitchers. Sounds about right. And how sad is it that a relief pitcher is ahead of all but 3 regular position players?

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year. .529 OPS this year. Ouch.
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by free f.p. #14 on Aug 5, 2011 3:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

fangraphs

has bum 3.9 aand lincecum and cain 3.7 WAR. i think bum might be a little overrated.

by boyessprings on Aug 5, 2011 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

No trade value.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think bum might be a little overrated.

I think you might be wrong. Did you watch the game last night ? Dude is 21. He made two mistakes, and this weak offensive team could not recover. Then there was Cliff Lee.

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by nvsfg on Aug 5, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

This however, is not.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

/room falls eerily silent

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just woke up. I’m cranky. Please do excuse me.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 5, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

This seems to be working.

/electronic grope

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love watching him

I am kinda wondering if he needs to throw more before the game starts, however.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

or less

or something.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, Derosa, eh?

I saw the series preview thread somehow exploded to over 2000 comments in two hours but I didn’t have time to read it. Was the Derosa up, Belt down business what caused it, or just an epic debate on the merits of banana bread vis a vis carrot cake?

by taliesin on Aug 4, 2011 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

The former.

GJKDFSG;LKJSDFJLGJKLDSF;JKLG;SDKJG;JKLDG

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by EricW on Aug 4, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carrot cake has that delicious cream cheese frosting, so I declare it the winner.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carrot cake is foul

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Carrot wrists taste good

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by EricW on Aug 4, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Delicious moldy feet!

by urea on Aug 4, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez. The visual is not good for this.

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by SFGuy on Aug 4, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s highly dependent on the quality of nuts used. Cheap nuts ruin the bread.

With that said, I make a mighty fine loaf of banana bread.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to know how you know this.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Lars’ nightmares.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 5, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

ARRGH!!

/yaks all over you

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Tarrantino loves banana bread

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like it every once in a while.

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by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WILL HAVE THIS FIGHT AGAIN

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 4, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

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by Soulbrother16 on Aug 4, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s ok but I would never pick it over the many better cake options.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 6:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re wrong, and you should feel bad.

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by ResDog on Aug 5, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yech

OK, maybe yours is better, but I usually scrape that stuff off. It’s usually just straight sugar.

by taliesin on Aug 4, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

straight sugar

is the stuff you find on supermarket cakes. those are utterly disgusting

by sfoakbay on Aug 4, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. That stuff is crap. But you get a good quality carrot cake from a quality bakery, and it’s like delicious heaven.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you ever find yourself in Palo Alto, check out Prolific Oven’s version.

by Bar None on Aug 4, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trader Joe’s has an awesome Carrot Cake in the frozen section. Very, very good when you have that carrot cake itch.

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

They also have these inside out carrot cake cookies, which are fucking amazing.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 4, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/adds to shopping list

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

omnomnom

but I haven’t seen those in a while. plus, I looked at the nutrition facts on those things. Crazy shit.

by sfoakbay on Aug 4, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I havent shopped there in a couple months, and havent bought those in even longer

But it would suck if they’re somehow only a seasonal item.

And yes, they are certainly not a health food.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 4, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just saw those at our TJ’s the other day but from our lard assed perspectives they aren’t worth the ~400 calories each.

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d eat one for lunch and call it even.

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by can of corn on Aug 5, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do not

look at the nutrition facts on dessert items. It’s one of my personal credos.

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I could do this haha

But when you got a football coach interrogating you on a daily basis, it’s pretty fucking hard

by sfoakbay on Aug 4, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

In all fairness,

the last time a football coach iinterrogated me was in 1982. Good on you for being young and healhy.

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good to know. I might put one in my freezer for just such an occasion.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every time I’m at TJ’s, I want to try one of those delicious-looking frozen cakes, but I spend, like, 10 minutes deliberating all the ones they have and end up not getting any of them. I didn’t know they have carrot cake, though! More to decide on tomorrow…

by urea on Aug 4, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just go to the bank, get a loan, and buy one of each. I tried most of them, and they are all good.

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you tried the checkerboard cake (I think that’s what it’s called)? That’s the one I seem to linger on the longest.

by urea on Aug 4, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

We get the itty bitty lava cakes. Those are good, but we only get them on special occasions; which means we haven’t had them since Nov 1.

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re both awesome.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 6:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants BABIP'd him last year

/Phillies fans complaints after the 2010 NLCS.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did we score 11 any runs on this guy last year?

by Falconer88 on Aug 4, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

we didn’t have Cabrera batting fifth

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 4, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh no greg papa

I DONT WANT CABRERA BATTING LEADOFF

by Falconer88 on Aug 4, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg lol wtf

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by Murray, Present on Aug 4, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh he said that the other day

“Cabrera makes more sense to me hitting leadoff than Ross”

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is very funny people.

/ rec’d

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently

He shuts us down in the regular season and we tee off him in the postseason

This is not a signature.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 4, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

MadBum doesn't know how to win

He doesn’t know how to get on a team that will actually score runs for him.

by sforza on Aug 4, 2011 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

A part of me wants to check out the reaction on The Good Phight

judging by the “The Franchise” reaction post I think the writer will be quite happy

Rally Jerry!

by greekfro on Aug 4, 2011 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

You have to have that nose for the no-decision that great pitchers have

LMAO

by Rhapsody in Teal on Aug 4, 2011 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh well

..yeah, that’s about it

by Hyoton on Aug 4, 2011 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Will there be a game tomorrow?

Or will it be cancelled due to ape invasion?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 4, 2011 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

My girlfriend won't let me talk about that movie anymore

Every time the commercial comes on, I say something like, “Is there some reason they can’t just shoot the apes?”

by taliesin on Aug 4, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would lead to nuclear war and the apes would end up winning anyway.

by QuakeFan on Aug 4, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

The apes have nukes but they can’t get their hands on some M-16s or something? They’re attacking a helicopter by jumping on it!

by taliesin on Aug 4, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know—that’s what happened in one of the original sequels.

by QuakeFan on Aug 4, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh really

I haven’t seen the originals since I was a lad, probably on TV in the late 70s/early 80s.

by taliesin on Aug 4, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw the originals...

They not only fired weapons, they had armor.

by inthesquat on Aug 4, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now see

That would make a helluva lot more sense. Not enough to actually make it plausible, probably, but better than the idea that a bunch of I-don’t-care-how-intelligent unarmed apes could somehow take down civilization.

by taliesin on Aug 4, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re attacking a helicopter by jumping on it!

They are apes.

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I go see that

The evil part of me will want to shout out bad puns throughout the movie.
“They’re really goin bananas aren’t they !GET IT?!”

Rally Jerry!

by greekfro on Aug 4, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

“This is more fun than a barrel of monkeys!”

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

“They’re taking over the world? Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.”

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Aug 4, 2011 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I’m not gonna ape your behavior and go see the movie, and you can’t gorilla me into it.”

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by SnowLeopard on Aug 5, 2011 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

’That’s one great ape right there!’

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 5, 2011 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where did that many apes even come from?

Their first mistake was letting them board those trasnatlantic flights.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 4, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's not that many apes in SF

Even if all the apes in all the zoos and research facilities in America somehow got cars and booked it to SF, there wouldn’t be more than 1,000 apes. And they don’t have guns either.

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by Murray, Present on Aug 4, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

it doesn't even look like they have that many in the movie

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparantly

The drug makes them bullet proof and able to fly, hence even gunmen in choppers do not stand a chance against them.

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"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 4, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably not a good idea to give apes drugs like that. Should have experimented on mice or rabbit first, then see what happens.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 4, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Able to fly?

So the drug defies physics?

by taliesin on Aug 4, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the drug just makes them think they can fly

Which gives them confidence and if you believe in yourself, you can do anything .
That includes apes.

Rally Jerry!

by greekfro on Aug 4, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

It turns the apes into Barry Zito ca 2002?

by taliesin on Aug 4, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah

If you can make a drug that instantly gives Apes super human intelligence.

You gotta give them all the cool stuff too.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 4, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that drug exists we need to figure out a way to slip some in Bochy's beer.

In fact if there is a drug that instantly imparts average intelligence, same thing.

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 5, 2011 2:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

We start singing the song from the Simpsons
“Oooooh help my Dr Zaius”
“I hate every ape I see….”

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Get yer stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape!!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

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by GIANT stoner on Aug 4, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can talk.
He can talk, he can talk, he can talk, he can talk
I CAN SIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGG!!!

(ooh, help me, Dr. Zaius!)

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by Murray, Present on Aug 4, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

seeeeeee my loafers

former gophers

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 4, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Street Car was pretty good too.

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Never heard of it.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 5, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are needed downthread.

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by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate every ape I see

From chimpan-A to chimpan-zee
No you’ll never make a monkey out of me.

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by Murray, Present on Aug 4, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love legitimate theatre.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 4, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worse

Obnoxious Phillies fans.

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by SFGuy on Aug 4, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's an idea:

Why don’t the Giants just immediately trade away all of their prospects as soon as they draft them, let them spend their best years on another team dominating us… Then, and only then, when they’re washed-up, gritty veterans, trade the current crop of prospects to get the old prospects back?

by Rhapsody in Teal on Aug 4, 2011 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

This says it all:
LOL GIANTS

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Aug 4, 2011 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I just realized that the last time I watched Breaking Bad, I was still living at Stanford.

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

You should fix that problem

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 4, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean to

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love dramatic irony

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like rain on…. damn, I just can’t go there.

by Bar None on Aug 4, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

there was

a very complimentary review in NY mag last week, I’m going to have to watch it here one of these times.

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 6:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

what the fuck is Manuel saying

I don’t feel like raising the volume on my TV so all I hear grumble hat tip mumble good team rabble rabble rabble

by sfoakbay on Aug 4, 2011 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he said....

“Grefel…grongle….triffle…trahble….dog-gone bear”.

by inthesquat on Aug 4, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually it was

“been havin’ trouble with my dog’s boner.”

by Into the Void on Aug 4, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

best laugh I’ve had tonight.

by Bar None on Aug 4, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a good joke, not great, but good.

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The umpire was trying to figure out what Manuel was arguing about in the 1st inning.

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by SFGuy on Aug 4, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're doing it wrong

you need to turn the volume down more so you can’t hear him at all. He’s Byrnesian.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 6:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh

I thought you were talking about Jerry Manuel.

Can you believe Charlie Manuel speaks Japanese? I can’t imagine.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 6:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

a parable

tonight there was a fruit fly in our dishwasher

by wcw on Aug 4, 2011 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

the truth is revealed!

wcw is Emily Dickinson!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

This team

/shakes head

(I miss you Buster)

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Aug 4, 2011 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

on the bright side

Torres had another good AB. I think he was the only Giants hitter to go to a full count tonight (though I could very well be mistaken). Maybe Bochy will notice?

by Ursa Major on Aug 4, 2011 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, Pablo went to a full count in the first. Forgot about that.

by Ursa Major on Aug 4, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good deeds must be punished!

by Bar None on Aug 4, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well .........

I’m just glad I’m back home and not living in South Philly anymore. Makes this loss just a tiny bit easier to handle.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 4, 2011 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

This one's on Bochy

Sure, Cliff Lee is ok, but if Whiteside and Fontenot had been in the lineup the Giants score at least 4 or 5 runs.

by Into the Void on Aug 4, 2011 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

At least!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 4, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know this is chasm

But I’m laughing at the idea that the additions of Eli Whiteside and Mike Fontenot could turn a lineup into an offensive powerhouse.

by taliesin on Aug 4, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Aug 4, 2011 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAHHH!!!! FUCK YOU!!!! I WAS DOING SO WELL!!!!! 3 FUCKING MONTHS WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT THE GAME!!!!!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 4, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, read about it.
.
.
.
Welcome to “The Game.”

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 4, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Wow, I hadn’t lost the game since senior year of high school. The sudden realization of the passage of time is overwhelming…

by urea on Aug 4, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

sucks doesn't it?

so frustrating.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 4, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is! I’m tempted to just e-mail my old classmates now telling them so they’ll lose, too. Nyeheheh.

by urea on Aug 4, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 4, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the game

There was an infestation (as in cockroaches) of Phillies fans at the ballpark. Where I was sitting, they were obnoxious (at least at the beginning of the game). But at hearing Belt was sent down for Mark De Rosa, I got really pissed at that and no longer cared about the Phillies fans.

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by SFGuy on Aug 4, 2011 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

what a shitty day/night.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 4, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't smoke pot nor plan to

But if tonight was Grateful Dead night at the park and someone passed me a joint, I would have been tempted to try it.

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by SFGuy on Aug 4, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

I don’t really like the culture surrounding it nor the music.

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by SFGuy on Aug 4, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don't like their music? ......

it’s cool. to each their own. what kind of music do you like?

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 4, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rock but I don’t like stuff DMB or that kind of genre.

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by SFGuy on Aug 4, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

....... who likes DMB? .......

lol.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 4, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do!

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw an add (Yoshi’s maybe?) that there is a DMB cover band. It was a sign of the apocalypse.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

Something we have in common.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

GD

If you name five rock bands who started at least 25 years ago, I’m willing to bet I can find one of their songs that the Grateful Dead covered.

They do have a sound, but they’re one of the most versatile bands I’ve ever known.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Aug 5, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Television.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh you want 5, that will take a minute.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Jam, The Kinks, Los Lobos (one of Jerry’s favorite bands and guitar players in DH), Talking Heads. Also The Clash, but Weir’s Dead cover band does play Train in Vain [gasp].

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Los Lobos

I’m pretty sure they’ve done “La Bamba” and it wasn’t because they loved Richie Valens.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Aug 5, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Talking Heads

Also seems to me there’s been a “Take Me to the River” somewhere, and it wasn’t because of Al Green.

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by achiappanza on Aug 5, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

6-30-95 Take me to Three Rivers.

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

…and did you see the VIP Triples Alley package (new window)?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Listening to Bill Walton bemoan the lack of an ‘11-’12 NBA season. This would have to involve plenty of beverages….for starters.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 5, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody gonna get dosed.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

TRIP THEY ASS!

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 5, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Take Me to the River"

1995 Memphis Pyramid..sits on the bank of the Mississippi River. Al Green was backstage as he was playing later that night at the Beale Street Music Festival.

I did not see or hear anything about a man in a big puffy suit.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 5, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK

So maybe Al Green had more to do with that than I realized. Nice story.

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by achiappanza on Aug 5, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUN FACT

During Final Four weekend, which co-insides with the Beale Street Music Festival, they serve draft beer on the corners of many intersections in Memphis.

They asked one question: “LITE or ICE”

(Anyone remember “ICE” beer?) Blech.

It was hot as hell, we drank it. ;-)

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 5, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You did say:

one of their songs

Meaning the named band.

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meaning

If you name five, I can find one song among all of them. I found two.

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- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Aug 5, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you meant “songs written by the named band” not covers. As wide as the catalog was, it still wouldnt be that hard to do.

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

A little latitude here, counselor

I think it’s fair to call “La Bamba” a Lobos tune, “Take Me to the River” a TH tune, and for that matter “Twist and Shout” a Beatles tune and “You’ve Got a Friend” a James Taylor tune. These bands all made these songs their own in a market-recognizable way.

On the other side of the coin, I would not call “Not Fade Away” a Tom Petty tune, even though I saw him do it at Peace Sunday and his uncle wrote it. So it’s not like I’m not drawing the line at a reasonable place.

Besides, you’re “cheating” by pre-matching the GD catalog against bands the best you can rather than picking ’em blind, as I would expect the rookie I offered this to to do.

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- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Aug 5, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s fair to call "La Bamba" a Lobos tune, "Take Me to the River" a TH tune, and for that matter "Twist and Shout" a Beatles tune and "You’ve Got a Friend" a James Taylor tune. These bands all made these songs their own in a market-recognizable way.

So …Watchtower belongs to whom?

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hendrix.

End of discussion.

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by can of corn on Aug 5, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

While Dylan penned it, I’m pretty sure he’s on the record as performing the Jimi version for many a year now.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 5, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jehovah’s Witnesses.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

winna

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Prince showed up at my door with a guitar and a great version of “Watchtower”….I might have to consider.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 5, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What would his best clothes for field work look like, I wonder.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

dave matthews

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

DMB

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vanna, I’d like to buy a “U

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY HAVE THEIR OWN UNIVERSITY NOW

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. I’d love to actually remember this one. ’recd

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 5, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Cylon God.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Michael Hedges, obviously

There are some songs with legitimate multiple “owner” claims. It might be an interesting exercise to list other ones in this category that the Dead covered. “Quinn the Eskimo” maybe?

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Aug 5, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manfred Mann most notably as far as radio play is considered I’d guess…

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 5, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dr Mr Fantasy (Traffic/Dead/Lobos)?

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantasy

Hard to not associate that with Winwood, I think. I loved the Go Ahead shows with Brent singing Hey Jude going into Alex Ligertwood singing Dear Mr. Fantasy. He’s got a Winwood-like voice.

Blues songs, like C.C. Rider or Walking Blues, maybe Walking the Dog could be any number of artists.

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- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Aug 5, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except Led Zeppelin.

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Ahead!

Caught them in Feb. 88 and they did the above medley as well as “Good Lovin/La Bamba” (Weir opened and sat in)

LaBamba – thus the circle is unbroken.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 5, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I’d pay good money to hear the Dead cover Marquee Moon. Or, for that matter, to hear Television cover China Cat Sunflower.

by Evan on Aug 5, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Stones Satisfaction is their only intersection that I can think of.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you said 24 years

I would have thrown Operation Ivy out there at you. Let’s see you come up with an Op Ivy song the Dead covered! Shit, did Operation Ivy really start 24 years ago? /old

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 5, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

I’m glad your not one of those people (my Grandpa) who say “I’m grateful that they’re dead.” Thinking that’s very clever and original

Rally Jerry!

by greekfro on Aug 4, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU CANT SPELL CRAP WITHOUT GRATEFUL DEAD

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 4, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sitting in 315

Can’t wait for year 2!

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- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Aug 4, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did you buy a ticket for this? I’ve tried twice, but there’s no mention of the special section. Maybe it’s sold out?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think there's still some

I used this link, and there used to be a lot more sections listed.

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Aug 5, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cool I scored two standing rooms (I already have our regular seats).

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

i took shots of whiskey and chased them with beer tonight .......

not a good idea, but it got the job done. lol. can’t wait for Greatful Dead night.

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by GIANT stoner on Aug 4, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

For a second I thought you were quoting Minglewood

and I heard Tim Flannery is singing the anthem with Bob Weir and Phil Lesh.

Rally Jerry!

by greekfro on Aug 4, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Couple shots of whiskey, those phonebooth girls start lookin' good

I guess that leaves him the Welnick part, though I don’t actually know what that is. The High Harmony?

I’d love to see him wave the boys home after “Land of the free.”

"The two worst things in football are: 1) They think that a 30-year old professional athlete has to be locked up in a hotel room, with a curfew, the night before a qame; and 2) They're right."
- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Aug 4, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully he won't imitate Welnick

and try too hard on vocals lol

Rally Jerry!

by greekfro on Aug 4, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully he won’t imitate Welnick
and try too hard on vocals lol and deal pounds of blow.

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did in fact LOL

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- Cowboy safety Cliff Harris

by achiappanza on Aug 5, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t have to wait for Grateful Dead night.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 5, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night

I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman

by 49ersFootball...Torture! on Aug 5, 2011 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

how can i be lonely ......

when i’m surrounded by my fellow McCovens?

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 5, 2011 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

/not sure if you are going with it or if you didn’t get the “day and night” reference

I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman

by 49ersFootball...Torture! on Aug 5, 2011 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going tomorrow night with a Phillies fan and I’m just hoping it won’t be embarrassing. Like Sanchez walking in three runs in the first or Bochy having DeRosa lead off and Cabrera bat clean up

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 4, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lineup?

Cabrera, SS
Keppinger, 2B
De Rosa, 3B
Huff, 1B
Rowand, CF
Ross, LF
Schierholtz, RF
Whiteside, C
Sanchez, P

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by SFGuy on Aug 4, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keppy needs a break, sub Grant.

by Bar None on Aug 4, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Bochy really did that, I wouldn’t go to the game. This entire lineup with Fontenot.

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by SFGuy on Aug 4, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, that is a good game to play— what is the worst possible lineup Bochy could put out there and if you maybe switch Whiteside with Stewart, you might have it

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 4, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa’s been swinging the bat really well lately

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 4, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he have a good BP?

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by SFGuy on Aug 4, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Krukow nods, expects a four homer game, but there's only one homer and it's Krukow.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 5, 2011 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good luck with that.

by Bar None on Aug 4, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Home run call by John Sterling for SIRM: “Russell has muscles!”

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by SFGuy on Aug 4, 2011 11:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I just heard it on Quick Pitch and I literally did a face palm.

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by SFGuy on Aug 4, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/deploys drones over Stadium broadcast booth, homing in on Sterling/Waldman signal

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by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 6:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLU

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Im getting real sick of his

0-4 days especially with runners in scoring position

by ACgiant97 on Aug 5, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s hitting .246/.340/.399 it’s not Bondsian but he is far from DFA territory.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

The day before

Didn’t he get on base 3 out of 5 times and come up with a big hit?

I mean, he is not great, he is what he is. But, he is not our problem. There is this other guy from TX who usually lurks around the first base bag who is kind of fucking shit up and his initials are not BB.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 5, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

If we started DFAing people on this team for going 0-4

I would have had a roster spot by now. “Would have had” because I’d be DFAd by now too.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 5, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs talking about belt in the postgame

So I understand the passion, the outrage, the anger that accompanied today’s roster move to activate Mark DeRosa, torn wrist and all, and send Belt back to the minor leagues.

The move clearly signaled one thing: Bruce Bochy will cast his lot with Aubrey Huff at first base.

You can take issue with that decision. You can be upset about it. That is your right, and you’ll find many right-thinking baseball people who would agree with you.

But can there be much shock that Bochy is trusting his veteran in a pennant race? That isn’t going to change any time soon. And given that durable reality, really, this move isn’t the worst thing. Belt will get the opportunity to play every day, which is what he deserves and needs.

by Falconer88 on Aug 4, 2011 11:19 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

It’s not sending Belt down that bothers me. He actually belongs there to play more. It’s activating De Rosa for him.

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by SFGuy on Aug 4, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with that

At least baggs came out and said that he understands the anger over the move. Unlike LOLHANK I would’ve rather have seen PtB called up instead

by Falconer88 on Aug 4, 2011 11:23 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

No

How would Burrell fit on this team? He can actually hit a HR or take a walk. DeRosa had one extra-base hit and no walks in 43 PAs in Fresno. The Giants Way!

by taliesin on Aug 4, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would make some amount of sense if it was PtB or they pulled another trade but to dump Belt for Mr. Glass Wrist just reveals the absurdity behind their gritty vet philosophy. It’s like they just basically found the first person over 35 who could play at this particular moment and threw them in there just because he has “experience.”

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 4, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you imagine if Willie Mays was a rookie in 2011 with the same type of start he had in 1951?

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by SFGuy on Aug 4, 2011 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That drum's gettting banged a lot lately

TNWSS.

The weird thing is that DeRosa will allegedly be playing only first base.

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by achiappanza on Aug 5, 2011 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

If his wrists don’t fall off. Hell even people posting on sfgate is saying this, listing an over/under on how many games before he hurts himself again.

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by SFGuy on Aug 5, 2011 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is what

makes me less irritated with that whole thing, he hasn’t swung the bat in a game yet. In a couple weeks, Belt will be back. Of course, the Giants will be 5 games back, but oh well.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

He hasn’t really swung the bat in two (three?) years. I swear, I remember him hitting a few times this season (and looking lousy) but I don’t remember him at all from last season. I’m pretty sure hitting is not something you can do well if you’ve spent the larger part of three years on the DL. It literally is like they found the first 35 year old with gritty vet experience and handed him a bat even if his wrist is barely attached to the rest of his arm

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 5, 2011 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

June 2009

was the last effective baseball, prior to going to St. Louis.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s had 43PA in Fresno: .310/.310/.333. So, not tearing the cover off the ball.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 5, 2011 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

On the plus side, he isn't taking any walks either!

The Giants don’t need any guys with patience on their team.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is a relief.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 5, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh no

Huff and Belt would have issues with hard lefties. Makes more sense to have a platoon option. Let Belt hit in AAA for a bit, maybe Huff will be stone cold with no excuses by September.

BTW Belt is not Posey. Everyone stop thinking Belt, a rookie, is somehow going to be magic.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Aug 4, 2011 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, obviously he's not going to be magic if they don't play him

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just so you know

In 184 PAs in Fresno this year, Belt has hit .324/.462/.549. In 208 PAs in Fresno last season Posey hit .349/.442/.552. So I think you could say Belt pretty much is Posey, especially when you consider that the hitter he would replace in the lineup (Huff) has been just as terrible this year as Molina was last year.

by taliesin on Aug 5, 2011 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sabez is kinda right though

Fresno numbers are hard to decipher.

Manny Burriss In 117 PAs in Fresno this year…..364/.434./.485

#FreeManny

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 5, 2011 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

But that’s entirely batting average driven. Which is Burriss’ absolute upside: an empty .250 hitter.

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by speckops on Aug 5, 2011 6:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Belt has killed it everywhere he's played.

And has always had great K/BB.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 5, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think his upside is empty .300.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

His MiLB BA is .289

You think he can improve that in the majors?

by GiantPain on Aug 5, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, if everything went right

A .300/.320/.330 line is the absolute best we can get from him.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Neifi Perez hit .291 in 1997

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 5, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

In half a season while playing on Mount Everest.

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by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huff has been worse this year than Molina was last year

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by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

/gags

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but at least he’s not blocking a top… oh. Shit.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 5, 2011 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

well

Huff doesn’t ole pitches to the backstop, or let throws to first hit him in the face, but still.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Juste because Posey did it

Does not mean everyone will. Posey got rookie of the year last year. I am sure there are 10 guys who had seasons that good in AAA, maybe more, but did not all make the jump that gracefully.

I am not saying Belt is bad, but it is crazy to assume it will be a magic boost, it will take time.

Yea so if they both hit the same, why not invest in Belt? Already gave Huff 22 mil, hoping to get the most of that. Belt will come along, one way or the other.

I am not happy with this either, but some people freak out as if Belt is going to tower over Huff right now.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Aug 5, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much this for me

Huff has been playing okay of late. I would love to have Belt start over Huff but it’s just not going to happen.

I think Ostler said it best this morning that this latest outburst was the build up of the whole season.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

He may not Tower over Huff but it gives Belt experience and FWIW better 1B defense. I don’t think Belt would hit any worse than Huff so IMO he should get time. Plus there is always the possibility that Belt will do some real damage.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

He gives you much better AB's than Huff

That is indisputable. Bochy does not value walks however, so he doesn’t see where Belt gives the offense anything useful, so that makes his veteran choice easier than it should be.

If you think back to last year with Buster, he came up and swung at everything and hit a lot of it. He didn’t walk that much when he first came up. Bochy liked that and rewarded him. Belt has been just the opposite. He’s been patient and it has hurt him. It’s ridiculous.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 5, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Brandon Belt is a better hitter against lefties

Than Mark DeRosa is against anybody.

Mark DeRosa is not a league average player. He’s awful.

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by DFARowand on Aug 5, 2011 6:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think it's so much that he's awful

As that he just isn’t healthy enough to play, and he never will be again. He should have retired after last season and saved us the roster spot.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 5, 2011 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

This situation is so much like the Buster/Bengie situation last year

Accept Aubrey is getting payed more and instead of playing the rookie, Bochy decided to play the struggling veteran. Also: The Buster/Bengie Situation sounds like the name of an 80’s sitcom.

Rally Jerry!

by greekfro on Aug 4, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only remedy to this is that Sabean has to do what he did last year

and trade Huff. He probably will have to eat all of the contract but it’s either that or, “We’ll see you in 2013 Brandon.”

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 5, 2011 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think we should trade Huff...

but I think we should bench him in favor of Belt. Plus, maybe the gypsy that makes Huff alternate his good and bad years will keep it going and he will be good in 2012.

Rally Jerry!
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by greekfro on Aug 5, 2011 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy will not bench Huff.

This is why I said Sabean has to trade him.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 5, 2011 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably this

but I don’t think Huff is like Bengie at all.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least

in the non-baseball aspects of the game.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody posted Molina's main hitting stats next to Huff's awhile ago

and they were extremely similar

Rally Jerry!
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by greekfro on Aug 5, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Molina was not as integral part of this Giants team as Huff…especially after the run last year.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean thinking for the future

“That’s why I signed him to a two-year deal, boys.”

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Aug 5, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

There were those few hours last year where everybody hated Baggs when the season was at its low point. That went away pretty quickly. It’ll happen again this year. Fans just get cranky.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Aug 4, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You assume lighting finding its way into Sabean's little bottle again.

I don’t see it happening.

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"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 5, 2011 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yingluck Shinawatra elected in Thailand

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by calgiants86 on Aug 4, 2011 11:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn’t he that Asian crooner who opened the restaurant?

"It feels awesome. Feels like when you were a kid and every guy gets a chance to be a hero, then you eat orange slices and kool-aid after the game. Except we’re nailing champagne right now." —Brian Wilson

"He just threw me a fastball in and I just put a good swing on the ball, and you know when you put a good swing on the ball, the ball go out."
-Egdar Renteria commenting on his solo home run in the 5th inning of Game 2.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 5, 2011 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, that's Barry Zito.

Oh, sorry, no, he’s not Asian.

by taliesin on Aug 5, 2011 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guarantee you that your post would’ve drawn a lot more attention if it had a picture of her.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 5, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not terribly significant

The Thansinites won the election a while ago.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anthony Bourdain on the Colbert Report

This may be entirely too much awesome in one room

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 4, 2011 11:34 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

AND Colbert making fun of Counsell’s batting stance and Dunn’s average.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 4, 2011 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colbert tonight

was one of his funniest episodes ever. Him riffing on the SuperPAC contributor Suq Madiq? He had me crying with laughter.

Jose Flores: .831 OPS in High-A last year. .529 OPS this year. Ouch.
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by free f.p. #14 on Aug 5, 2011 3:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stephen is a genius, and funny

Anthony Bourdain is a hateful elitist cretin.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno about hateful, but I think he’s basically a twerp and cannot fathom everyone’s boner for him.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 5, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I felt that way until I read Kitchen Confidential. Changed my mind about the dude.

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Watching it now.

Holy shit this is hilarious!

Suq Madiq

LOLOLOL

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeow

Just need to shrink Dirty’s skull a bit and it will be perfect.

by non sequitur on Aug 4, 2011 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

this picture reminds me of July 10, 2009 .......

when Dirty made his first start in 18 days and threw that no-hitter.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

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by GIANT stoner on Aug 5, 2011 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Since when?
Wait… Hector or Freddy?

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t look away.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 5, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

The return of Jonathan Livingston Sanchez?

Or Jonathan Sanchez Audubon? With a side of scrambled eggs, avocado and Zito?

Life is so much sweeter ever since TGWTWS

by kettlecorn on Aug 5, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing we will only see Cliff Lee max 3 times in 1 playoff series

Yea those bastards!

Anyhoo, it would be nice if everyone would give us a break so we can get the Carlos Beltran hitting karma going. Team is not hitting. Yesterday was nice. We need more patsy starters to get our mojo\confidence going, no more Cliff Lee for a while please.

Thanks!

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Aug 4, 2011 11:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't be too upset, because at least MadBum went 8 innings

And spared the pen.

I only watched the first two innings though, so in all seriousness, how much of the score was on Lee and how much was on offensive ineptitude? Because I can’t muster too much rage if it was just Lee being Lee in an August series.

by Gitaroo_Dude on Aug 4, 2011 11:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Lee basically owned the Giants

and I know I should be glad that it was an elite pitcher and not some AAAA pitcher owning them but I’m still pissed.

Rally Jerry!
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by greekfro on Aug 4, 2011 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other than Ross striking out on a pitch that Lee had yet to throw for a strike

It was pretty much dominance on Cliff’s part. It’s bad timing that the offense is scoring even less runs than usual and they now have to face a rotation full of good pitchers.

by jhawx on Aug 5, 2011 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

still can't believe that

such a cool customer. Oops, giving up some homers. Better tighten this thing up. OK, eight innings later…

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by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 6:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went out to get some pizza at first

Saw a couple guys wearing Phillies jerseys. I thought about talking some baseball with them but was too despondent.

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by Natto on Aug 5, 2011 12:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Trust me ......

you’re not missing much. The Phillie Phans I’ve chatted with don’t talk baseball. They talk trash, and they don’t know when to stop.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 5, 2011 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Generally that’s the case when someones insecure and has a deep seated superiority complex aka every single phillies “fan”. Enjoy them while they last because in 5 years no one will care about the phillies and their massive fan base will be non existent like it was before 2008.

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by sfgiants420 on Aug 5, 2011 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

THE OTHER FANS ARE THE WORST FANS

YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE I USED QUOTATION MARKS

by GiantPain on Aug 5, 2011 6:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

That made me sad

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 5, 2011 12:12 AM PDT reply actions  

This'll make you feel better ......

the Giants were crushed 7-2 in Philly but then they went on to win the series. There is hope, my friend.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

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by GIANT stoner on Aug 5, 2011 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Zito pitched game one vs. tomorrow’s starter.

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by SFGuy on Aug 5, 2011 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wreck'd for creativity ......

/ flagged for trying to invade SF. lol.

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 5, 2011 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d for truth.

Still the father of two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum.
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by SFGuy on Aug 5, 2011 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is genuinely mesmerizing.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Aug 5, 2011 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is an optical illusion, if you watch Lee and Francos head keep getting bigger each time

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2011 3:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does this mean the Phillies are going to take over the world, giving us the inevitable sequel: The Planet of the Phils

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 5, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

look at the bright side well might not be bright to others

brian wilson will eventually now shave his beard

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 5, 2011 12:30 AM PDT reply actions  

The Giant still sell a ton of “Fear the Beard” stuff so they won’t let him shave.

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by SFGuy on Aug 5, 2011 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

he should keep it forever like bruce sutter

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 5, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sunk cost? nahhhhh he was worth it!

Let’s activate a guy with a mangled wrist so he can save our season and huff can feel at ease while he grounds out to 2nd for the rest of the season.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on Aug 5, 2011 12:43 AM PDT reply actions  

So how's everyone going to feel when Bochy never plays Derosa

because his wrist is still sore.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 5, 2011 12:57 AM PDT reply actions  

It's not like he'd play Belt if he was there instead of DeRosa.

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by kiririn on Aug 5, 2011 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be happy to see DeRosa get a(nother) chance. It must be killing the guy to watch everything that’s gone down since he joined the team and not be able to participate. He’s purportedly worked hard at (his many) rehab, and has been a good teammate.

I dont expect much to come from it, but I’ll be glad to see him give it a shot.

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guess who!

Player A: .337/.382/.589/.972 4HR 172 OPS+
Player B: .243/.296/.370/.665 10HR 87 OPS+

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

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by bigboneded on Aug 5, 2011 1:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Slugging .972 with 4 HRs?

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 5, 2011 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

Thats OPS. Its 2 AM. Shuttup.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 5, 2011 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got B

SPOILER******
*
*
*
Aubrey

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 5, 2011 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are SMART.

Hint on A: He was in the Giants Org for 3 years and so highly regarded, that they released him. These are his numbers after getting a chance to play every day.

There is a very extensive list of YOUNG players who THRIVE when NOT being yo-yo’d by there organization.

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by bigboneded on Aug 5, 2011 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT...

*their

You’re right, it’s late.

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by bigboneded on Aug 5, 2011 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh JESUS

I know who it is

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 5, 2011 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

It over 100 PAs. THats not a ton but thats still some damn good numbers.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 5, 2011 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

In PETCO, no less.

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by bigboneded on Aug 5, 2011 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I needed this hint to get the right answer.

and, to be fair, 102 PAs isn’t exactly “playing every day”. But your point is made.

Should I ruin it for everyone, or let them all discover the horrible, horrible truth for themselves?

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by free f.p. #14 on Aug 5, 2011 3:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's playing every day now.

I think he’ll keep starting and they’ll just let Rizzo finish the year out in the minors.

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by kiririn on Aug 5, 2011 4:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

The guy whom he replaced is the counter to your argument though. And 100 AB is not a significant sample.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 5, 2011 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Umm, yeah you can’t put Jesus Guzman not succeeding on the Giants.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2011 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Madison Bumgraner had given up 5 HR’s all year prior to last night, thats just nuts.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2011 5:18 AM PDT reply actions  

There goes the FIP.

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

now he's only 5th in baseball in FIP :(

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by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, with any luck

This will disabuse the team (and some fans) of the notion that anything we did in the playoffs last years has any bearing on what happens this year.

by GiantPain on Aug 5, 2011 5:53 AM PDT reply actions  

TGWTWS. Your argument is invalid.

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by speckops on Aug 5, 2011 6:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, they won

But can we all stop pretending that that has any influence on our play this year?

by GiantPain on Aug 5, 2011 6:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chasm. I hate this meme too.

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by speckops on Aug 5, 2011 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

meh-may

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

meh-meh

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by speckops on Aug 5, 2011 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

me-me.

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

meem

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Aug 5, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good. Me too.

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by can of corn on Aug 5, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I knew it!

Jose Casilla has been placed on waivers for his unconditional release. I wonder who’s going to be added to the 40 man?

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by kdl on Aug 5, 2011 6:10 AM PDT reply actions  

PILL!!!!!!

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2011 6:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the Surkamp rumor

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where did you hear the Surkamp rumor?

by TBRMKane on Aug 5, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

ummmmmmmmm twitter?
so it is just a rumor
but with September callups being only an August away….
that’d be neat.

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heh!

The twitter monster has captured you. You are powerless against time consuming tentacles.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh… it shouldn’t be that bad, I only follow like 12 things and half of them don’t tweet more than once a week.
The best one I woke up to find this morning was:

Faux John Madden: 49ers sign Braylon Edwards. He’d have signed a week ago but he kept dropping the pen when it was thrown to him.

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

True

Surkamp deserves a call-up.

by TBRMKane on Aug 5, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that could have gone better.

Anyway, NASA’s launching the Juno probe to Jupiter at 11:34 a.m. ET/8:34 a.m. PT. Live coverage at NASA TV.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 6:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Probe

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 5, 2011 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Scratch that

The probe is being launched to Uranus.

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by speckops on Aug 5, 2011 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s going to be one of those days, isn’t it?

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s going to be one of those days, isn’t it?

teehee!

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, credit where credit is due. That took some doing.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

And MRO findings suggest they have identified liquid water on Mars

Lots of space news this week. I just wish I had more time for it.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2011 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bad week?

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

The worst. A combo of trying to clear a bunch of stuff up before I go on vacation in two weeks and a boss in power trip mode.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2011 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know the feeling. Would it help if I electronically groped you in a sensitve manner?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be wonderful. Thank you.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2011 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

/cups your ass to demonstrate empathy

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Two men, one cup.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was 77 as I was getting ready for work this morning. That’s practically snow boots weather!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it’s 77 in the morning here, it’s going to be hot.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 5, 2011 6:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Except there, it was probably 77 all night too.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

For your information, sir, it was 75 last night. So there.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I’m having a hard time reading this through the fog.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s supposed to be about 97 here today. I LOVE IT.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

High of only 91 here today. And, then I’m off to SF tomorrow where the high is supposed to be 62!

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 5, 2011 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sixt—sixty-two? How is that even legal? That is an outrage.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

quite the warmup!

Overnight it got down to 55 apparently, just warm enough for the tomatoes to pollinate.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, I think it’s a novelty. I’m looking forward to complaining about it later this month.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

This all but guarantees there will be Indian summer and we’ll swelter under the tyranny of 80 degree heat. Thanks a pile.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be hilarious. But I can see where it would be disappointing for you.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I’m sort of grossed out. I don’t even know how to dress. I’m going to be sitting in AT&T at 8:00 a.m. for the season ticket holder breakfast, and freezing my ass off. It will be worth it, though. :)

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 5, 2011 6:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

layers milady

layers! And possibly a poncho in case it’s drizzly.

Don’t they feed you folks under a roof anyway?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 6:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but if we want to get a good seat for the Q&A, we have to sit down pretty quickly.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 5, 2011 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

gotcha

like little league day then. At least it’s a day game, so you don’t have to come back at night!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep! I hope it doesn’t rain, though. 62 can feel warm if it’s sunny!

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 5, 2011 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

no "rain"

just wet mist/drizzle, and it’s supposed to be better tomorrow I think. Maybe damp for breakfast but game time should be good.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

About 10 years ago

My relatives from Texas came out to San Francisco. They went to Alcatraz and even though it was the middle of summer, we told them to wear at least a sweatshirt to Alcatraz. They didn’t listen and froze on the Rock.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 5, 2011 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Embarrassing question for resident beer baron

Is there any good American cider I should know about? I tried a few in Australia and liked them a lot.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 6:49 AM PDT reply actions  

hmm

I google and I get a statement that it’s no longer made. Are you foolin’ with me?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

No wonder we stopped selling that stuff about a year ago.

That being said, I have no idea what the best American cider is because we don’t sell any ciders.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 5, 2011 6:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

you should!

Although I imagine there’s not much demand, sadly.

I wonder if anyone in Anderson Valley makes some…

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 6:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

They make an Oatmeal Stout though that is delicious.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 5, 2011 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

no liquid bread thanks

None of those apple orchards up there do that even for a novelty? That’s crazysauce.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anderson Valley Brewery doesn't

I can’t speak about the other orchards.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 5, 2011 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I meant the region

there’s a bunch of places along the Gravenstein Highway that might.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re that interested, you could try making it yourself!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

ha

If and when we ever move up that way, I’d love to find a house with some Gravenstein trees, and I’d do that.

My dad used to make wine, I’m too lazy for even that. Plus I don’t want or need gallon upon gallon, just a few here and there.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never thought about it

But I believe Apple Hill sells beer cider.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 5, 2011 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

you mean

in El Dorado Co.?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

That Apple Hill. I believe they sell a couple of cider beers.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 5, 2011 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

see?

Quite the beer baron, you! Thanks.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I only know the beers I sell

Cider isn’t exactly in demand this time of the year.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 5, 2011 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't making fun

and summer is precisely the time for nice cold cider.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

A local brewery does a Raspberry cider that a lot of people seem to like. That doesn’t help you out much, but I gotta think that there is microbrewed cider somewhere in the bay area.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

/shines the troymccluresf signal

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is the correct action.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've never looked, obv

but there are a bunch of old orchards in Sonoma that I hope do. Maybe later this month we’ll do some research.

And LOL SBN for flagging Sonoma with the spellchecker.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

It always flags “Los Angeles” as misspelled. Always irks me.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

American-made or just available in America? Strongbow is decent, but I’m not really into cider.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 6:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

we liked that one the best

It’s available here, but I haven’t figured out if that one is the “original” or “dry” or whatever, there seem to be a few made in England but apparently only one sort makes it across the pond. They have that at BevMo.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Strongbow? Eh.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

well then

do tell. There wasn’t a plethora of choices in Australia.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s also Magners.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Magners is probably my favorite cider, and generally easily available.

Fox Barrel’s not bad, as far as American goes.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 5, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the main one I see around SF. Pretty tasty over ice when it’s real hot (yes, that day).

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

thanks all

on the lookout for the Irish stuff then.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

In Sacramento, the Fox and Goose has Magners on tap!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

now there's good info!

It was Strongbow on tap that started this in the first place! And Victoria Bitters, I guess.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

That looks like a really cool bar.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not bad. Good for breakfast on Sundays.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a lot of artisan cider out there now. I’ve enjoyed Crispin ciders the few times I’ve tried it.

by nataku on Aug 5, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good call. That one’s pretty widely available.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Better than partisan cider AMIRITE?!

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

You'll be wanting to try Dicken's Cider.

For my money, nothing is better than a warm, nay hot, Dicken’s Cider.

by younghutch on Aug 5, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never encountered hot alcohol that I’ve liked.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll mull that wine and you’ll like it.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mulled wine can be tasty.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 5, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re doing the Mark DeRosa thing again? Really?

by Evan on Aug 5, 2011 6:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Apparently not! He’s better than the best first-base prospect in baseball!

by Evan on Aug 5, 2011 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

According to J.D. Power and Associates.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

4 out of 5 dentists agree

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 5, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

The fuck was up with that 5th dentist?

by younghutch on Aug 5, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

he was English

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

How awful.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

9 out of 10 doctors think the 10th one is an idiot.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mark DeRosa 3: This time, he’s REALLY healthy. No, we swear it.

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

PILL

Like to see it but ain’t going to happen. Will be DeRosa (hitting singles because that’s the best he can do with that wristt) and Huff at 1B the rest of the way. Owe Huff too much $$$ for the next year and two months to bench him and need to try to get something out of your $12 M investment in DeRosa. Belt to Fresno was the best move made in quite some time. Only wasted two-three weeks of his development this time.

by sjfan on Aug 5, 2011 6:55 AM PDT reply actions  

At least, though

That was the best pitcher we’re going to face this series.

by GiantPain on Aug 5, 2011 6:56 AM PDT reply actions  

/Oswalt throws no-hitter while lying on stretcher

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oswalt last minute scratch…random dude from Philly’s bullpen throws perfect game from the bullpen

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Worley throws perfect game from his knees
//I’m not as good at this as TL2

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 5, 2011 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

/resurrected shell of Steve Carlton throws 1-hitter vs. Giants.

by younghutch on Aug 5, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

FUN FACT

Pittsburgh’s KDKA broadcast the radio coverage of a baseball game 90 years ago today, August 5, 1921. It was a Pirates/Phillies game at Forbes Field.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 7:03 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL
MLB MLB
Am I the only person who thought @MLB was the twitter handle of Matt LeBlanc? #Colbert

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 7:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Thank you Scott Ostler

At least one of the Bay Area sports writers is upset that Belt got sent down.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 5, 2011 7:08 AM PDT reply actions  

If I were to think up which Bay Area sports writer would get upset about it, I’d have Ostler as last. That’s showing way more sports knowledge than he normally shows

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 5, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Dodgers

For at least having the decency to pitch Kershaw and Billingsley this weekend against the Dbacks.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 5, 2011 7:10 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

My beloved…and that long-faced guy from Dallas.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry TL2 it could never happen.

When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way.
From your first cigarette to your dying day.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know. :^(

But I do like the West Side Story-ness of it.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just a week after pitching the first perfect game in Columbus history, RHP Justin Germano has signed a contract with the Samsung Lions in Korea. It’s sad to see him go.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 7:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Thomas Neal said your stadium is the best he’s seen in the minors.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 5, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is extremely nice.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

What do you do for the Clippers? I live in Columbus and was just curious.

by badnewsvick on Aug 5, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I run the website during the day and run MLB Gameday during the games.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

HA! I KNEW IT WAS JUST A GUY!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 5, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s literally true! And my view of homeplate is at a 45 degree angle, so I really have no idea where the pitches are being thrown—-it’s all a guess. Line-drive rates are also totally my discretion.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

The man behind the curtain!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

The rule is that, if the umpire calls a strike, make sure you track the pitch within the little box. If he calls a ball, make sure it is outside of it. Thus is the life of a gametracker who doesn’t have Pitch F/X.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is only the case for the minors, though. The major league strikezone is legit.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I choose not to believe this.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 5, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sausages!

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but are they all just guys too? I thought there were banks and banks of sensors connected to a rack of modified PS3s.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they’re just guys, but Pitch F/X does all of the pitch work for them. All they have to do is input plays (which is much harder, but I have to do both).

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, like when some crazy play happens, they have to type in what happened?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. And quickly enough so that it keeps the line moving and things don’t get overly backed up. Sometimes the program freezes, so things can get interesting.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST. A. GUY.

I love this so much.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 5, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next time im at a clippers game in giants gear, is it cool to come put a face to the name?

by badnewsvick on Aug 5, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure. I’ll be up in the press box. Wait until after the game is over—-security is less tight, and I’ll actually have time to talk.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet!

Can I have a job?

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I probably make a lot less money than you do, and work much longer hours.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve become accustomed to banker’s hours (although I’m not a banker). The pay thing could be worked out with a few promised starts each week.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

kidding . please don’t hate me!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift A

Well, that sucked. My husband officially got his pink slip yesterday. On the plus side, it perspectifies how much the Giants suck and how annoying Kruk is being right now.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 7:47 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m sorry to hear that. My parents got laid off within three days of each other back in July.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

very sorry

and best wishes for a speedy replacement.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, dumping the old man just ’cause he got pink slipped is brutal.
/jk

by Bar None on Aug 5, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

He should stay out of her lingerie drawer.

Seriously, sorry about the bad news. Hope something good turns up soon and it’s all for the better.

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry.

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by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

bummer.
I was hoping the pink slipping was slowing down.

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

blearg

That stinks. Hopefully, he finds something else relatively quickly.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2011 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

What’s his field?

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

He has been working as a buyer at the Cabrillo College bookstore. Time for a new career!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kripes, with the cost of textbooks… What’s he going to do now?

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been working on the resume. His job doesn’t officially end until Sept 18, and he could still end up with a job at the college depending on how things pan out. There will be a lot of people moving around between now and then.

Seeing as how books are dinosaurs now (even I have a Kindle), getting into another line of work would be good for him. Besides, we can float along on my job and his unemployment for a while. He can write. He’s a good house husband. It will be fine.

No Giants games for us for a while.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Glad to hear.

Unfortunately college/bookstore are probably not the best field of work at this time…maybe something completely different?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the plan. He’s good at buying stuff (oy). He’s been enjoying buying the foodstuffs the bookstore carries so he’s thinking of applying at Whole Foods and other grocery type places. People always need to eat.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

thinking of applying at Whole Foods and other grocery type places

As someone who works in the beer industry and who works with grocery stores, I would try to find another option.

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by 49er16 on Aug 5, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

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by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because it’s a thankless industry with long hours, angry customers, and bad pay unless you’re a manager.

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by 49er16 on Aug 5, 2011 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used to work in Safeway IT. They have an entire division dedicated to buying things. I think it’s called Procurement.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is community college jobs
https://www.cccregistry.org/jobs/index.aspx
From what I’ve seen Whole Foods and Trader Joe’s seem to have the happiest employees. I guess that depends a lot on the management though. Heck, for all I know they tell them “Be happy or be fired!!!”

And yeah with me not working we won’t be going to any more games this season. In a way, I’m not sad about that.

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know about Whole Foods

but TJ are definitely good to their employees.

http://www.workforce.com/section/recruiting-staffing/feature/fostering-loyal-workforce-trader-joes/

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard better things about TJ, as well.

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by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, TJ is on the list. I wish I still made enough money for him to stay home and take care of me and write all the time. But I dont’ want to go back to working for lawyers. I don’t miss my ulcer.

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by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Need to find nicer attorneys to work for…someone like kdl or can of corn.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone who will let her go to ComicCon.

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by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

But not CalBear because you won’t get days off to do cool stuff.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Day off and breaks are for suckers. Back to the mines!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you see now why I don’t want to work for lawyers. You will notice there are no paralegals posting all day on this site.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well…someone has to do the work when lawyers are on here!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of which, I have an appointment with the photocopier. See you all later!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but not you. I would never have been able to go to the game on Wednesday. ;-)

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, looking at that pay and benefits package…. f-teaching, I should go get a job at TJ’s !

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve had a number of friends who have worked at TJ’s and they seem to like it.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never understood this let’s grind our employees to the ground approach…even when I worked at Target during HS…they were really nice to us and paid about $1.50 higher than minimal wage. I felt more inclined to work well and provide good service.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is money to be made by grinding your employees to the ground. Especially easily replaceable ones.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but it also costs $$ to replace and retrain people.

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I’m sure corporate goons have done the math and figured out the perfect amount of grinding.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

sure

but they don’t factor in the ancillary problems.

Like most people go to target now because the employees are nicer and the place looks cool. Everytime I go to walmart, I feel depressed.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would LOVE to be able to shop at a Target. It wouldn’t be for the employees or atmosphere though. Mostly just because it isn’t Walmart.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

No one in our family will shop at Walmart. They are looked upon as the devil incarnate. Yes there ARE other big corporate monoliths, but Walmarts the only one I’ve heard of that before it moves into a neighborhood, goes in to the mom and pop stores, inventories their stock, and tries to intimidate them. Happened to friends of ours (small store owners) in Indiana and Ohio.

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit I never heard that before.

I avoid walmart mostly b/c the are just plain disgusting inside.

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by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

One of my mom’s old lady friends ran a little stationary store. The Walmart people came in literally with a clip board in hand and started writing down what she was selling and for how much. Upon finding out what they were up to the woman ordered them OUT of her store of she’d call the cops. The Walmart people’s response was “So what, we’re going to put you out of business in 6 months anyway.”

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

If that isn’t digusting and un-American, I don’t know what is.

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by LA49er on Aug 5, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing they aren’t all like that, but …just wow… the other business was a small mom ’n pop type pharmacy. There are very very few of those around anymore.

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

You all need to watch Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Price (opens in new window).

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I went to work for a grocery store

I would go to work for WINCO. It’s an employee owned company.

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by 49er16 on Aug 5, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Online Textbook Sales/Rentals

Maybe he could stay in the business and go high tech at the same time:
NY Times Article

Might not hurt to check some of these services for job opportunities.

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by drdata24 on Aug 5, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry to hear

I was unemployed for about a month earlier this year. It’s tough.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t even like me and I feel bad =(

Hope things get better for you.

by GiantPain on Aug 5, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I totally like you, GP!!!! I find you totally entertaining in a predictable way. I even agree with you sometimes (but don’t let that get out).

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A: Followed a little of the game yesterday

1) Why can’t Madbum learn how to win?
2) Cliff Lee is really good but the ump seemed to have a big (high) K zone
3) I know Cabrera got a bloop hit…how did Huff look?
4) Beltran is good.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 8:23 AM PDT reply actions  

how did Huff look?

About normal

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by 49er16 on Aug 5, 2011 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

He had a hit…solid contact…bloop/37 bounce single?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t remember. Him popping up just past the pitcher’s mound was enough to make me forget about his lone hit.

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by 49er16 on Aug 5, 2011 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

But it’s not like the other Giants looked all that great last night.

I checked in on the game in the 7th and saw that Lee had only thrown 76 pitches. I’m sure the Giants used their swing early and often technique they did in the WS. I think when Lee is good, Giants should just work on fouling the pitches off.

Of course, Giants lost in part because they don’t have their Cliff Lee killer.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

  1. - according to Kruk – all he needs to do is learn how to take a little off when he’s struggling. I’m sure he’s never thought of that, and Rags has never mentioned it.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

He guess he should have taken off a little on the only two pitches he missed on.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d really like Madison to mix in a changeup a little more often. Something other than a fastball or cutter that he can use when he falls behind in the count. Pitch Fx has him throwing a change 3.3% of the time this year as opposed to 10.8% last season; although I am not really sure I trust their pitch identification abilities.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Rec’d!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Slow clap. In addition I’d like to add, I miss Buster.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

“I’m not back!”
/twister’d

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

you had me at outfielders’ office.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 5, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just waiting for the “accidentally slept with a prostitute” one.

Good stuff as ever.

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Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 5, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

/copies and pastes into email for Mrs. Disaster

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 5, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I need to send her the final chapter of “Magnitude Eight,” too. I’ll try to get that done this weekend.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

BTW – it looks like we will be able to make it to the EB meetup after all… Uncle Ken’s travel plans have changed.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 5, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!!!!
I have tschotskes for people too.
Updated Fanpost coming sometime next week.

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, wonderful! It will be a pleasure to meet both of you.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

So many gems.

Like an Indiana Jones-level. A room full of gems. Bravo. Glorious.

by Every6thDay on Aug 5, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

As much as I would like to do a response, it would only muddle your genius. Good work.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Games like this one

make me like the world a little less.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 5, 2011 8:37 AM PDT reply actions  

One week untill i get to return to SF for two weeks

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by DFARowand on Aug 5, 2011 8:40 AM PDT reply actions  

I’ve been told that the longer you look at a calendar the faster it moves!

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by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2011 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is also true of those trippy graphics from yesterday’s threads.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mystery solved!
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Sources: Brandon Belt kicks puppies. DeRosa saves them #talkingpointsfromSabean

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by DFARowand on Aug 5, 2011 8:45 AM PDT reply actions  

I know this is in fun

but I put the Belt/Huff thing on Bochy…not Sabean

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair

I heard Bochy’s comments on the Belt situation, and they were along the lines of “We didn’t like the role we put Belt into, and we ran out of time with DeRosa.”

As if, as others here have (sarcastically or otherwise) commented, if he’s not going to use the Baby Giraffe, why let him rot on the bench? Just let Huff get hot or play himself out of a starting role (or, God forbid, injure himself), and call Belt back up when he can actually contribute.

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by LA49er on Aug 5, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Sabean calls Belt up on August 31 just so Belt can be part of the postseason and then drop Miggy/DeRosa

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the cutoff for all callups?

Or just DFAs?

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by LA49er on Aug 5, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think you have to be on the 25 before September 1 to be in the postseason roster. Of course…there could be injuries….

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

What are you suggesting……………?

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing…nothing at all…it would be a shame if Miggy or DeRosa or Rowand have to go on the DL….

/hides pipe behind back…

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and what’s with the candlestick?

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can live with that

a whole hell of a lot easier than “the organization lost faith in Belt because he has a massive hole in his swing” that Marty Lurie suggested or whatever. Even though I totally disagree with him, I can at least understand Bork’s reasoning of wanting to rely on his veterans/guys from last year down the stretch and Belt is simply being squeezed out of playing time.

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by jordanovich on Aug 5, 2011 9:58 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Mostly on Bochy.

Sabean could still remove him from the roster if he wanted. Either by eating teh salary or by discovering an “injury”

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 5, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Sabean knew that Bochy wasn’t going to play Belt and decided that it was better for Belt to get regular PAs in the minors.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Huff wasn't on the roster and DeRosa wasn't on the roster

you think Bochy would still play someone else at first base?

by Every6thDay on Aug 5, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

I assume there would have be another veteran 1B in the place.

Actually, I think Bochy probably would have converted PtB to a 1B.

But if not, yes…Bochy would be forced to play Belt ala Posey.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Sabean is that bright. Most of the time, he and Bochy are on the same page, which is the wrong page.

by Wolvkil23 on Aug 5, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why do you think that Sabean is not that bright? For GMs, he’s probably top 1/3.

You are also wrong about Sabean and Bochy being on the same page…see 2010 Bengie Molina.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well Sabean has made a lot of dumb moves mainly because he refuses to look at statistical analysis, which means he is following outdated methods of finding good ballplayers. See Aaron Rowand, Orlando Cabrera, Miguel Tejada, etc. Most of the team is built from the draft/international free agents, which is probably more Tidrow and Barr than Sabean. Sabean traded Molina last year because Posey was hitting extremely well right out of the gate while this year Belt is hitting slightly better than Huff, but not outstanding.

by Wolvkil23 on Aug 5, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

1) Rowand was a dumb deal. Tejada was basically picking up a one-year deal on a FA SS in a very weak SS market. Cabrera trade was the result of the lack of offensive production from the SS. I’m sure Bochy had something to do with that as well.

2) The issue with Molina was not how well Buster was doing. It was that Bochy wouldn’t play him. Sabean forced Bochy’s hand by dealing Molina.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Buster wasn’t extremely well when Bengie got traded.

On June 30, 2011…Buster’s slash line was .289/.314/.381…in fact in June 2010, Buster hit .259/.289/.341 in 90 PAs

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unless you work with him, how can you know this?
he refuses to look at statistical analysis, which means he is following outdated methods of finding good ballplayers.

He may not put as much weight into statistical analysis as you’d prefer, but saying he refuses to look at it is not only unlikely, but is pure conjecture on your part.

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by Goofus on Aug 5, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have someone on the payroll in charge of statistical analysis, no?
Pleasant Jewish fellow? I read an interview with him somewhere last year.

Whether or not Sabes bases everything on this gentleman’s reports is another matter. (As are the contents of those reports, obviously)

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 5, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yesheyah Goldfarb

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gesundheit

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 5, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 5, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was my point

The OP said “he refuses to look at”. I have a tough time imagining Goldfarb running some numbers, starting to share them with Sabean and Brian doing the old “I’m not listening or looking LA LA LA LA” while covering his eyes.

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by Goofus on Aug 5, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

“SUSAN! BRING ME MY LAMPSHADE!”

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 5, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always assumed Rowand was more Magowan than Sabean because it was another attempt at trying to fill the post-Barry hole and Rowand was a splashy pickup that supposedly fit the bill.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 5, 2011 12:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I hope that's not true

Because that’s actually even more inept. At least if you looked at Rowand’s big numbers in Philly you might be fooled. But who the heck thinks Aaron Rowand was a big flashy pickup? Probably fewer than 10% of Giants fans even knew who he was until he signed here. He’s never been remotely close to a star.

by taliesin on Aug 5, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brutal Schedule Update Time

So….The schedule has sucked since 7/22 and will continue to suck until 8/18. I know, I just hoped we could go .500 over the span. We were probably going to give up some ground to the D-Backs during this time, but if we can just get through 8/18 with our head’s above water we should be alright.

July 22-24…Brewers…2-1
July 26-28…Phillies...2-1 July 29-31...Reds…0-3
Aug 1-3…DBacks…1-2
Aug 4-7…Phillies…0-1
Aug 8-10…Pirates…TBD
Aug 12-14…Marlins...TBD Aug 15-18...Braves…TBD

So…..big picture….5-8 at this point. Definitely not good, but not that bad, either.

We have to start hitting at some point, right?

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 5, 2011 8:55 AM PDT reply actions  

i'm scared of those marlins and braves series

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by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Terrified

I mean, I went last year to Atlanta, and to sit in a stadium surrounded by the Tomahawk Chop, well, it just isn’t very fun. There is no mute button.

I am debating whether or not I want to do it again.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 5, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went to three of the four games last year. I will not do that again.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

The highlight of the trip

Was taking my son to the Georgia Aquarium. That is one of the highlights of his life. He still talks about it.

The lowlight was being surrounded by The Tomahawk Chop with the Braves beating us. That might be one of the lowlights of my life. I still have nightmares about it.

Big Picture, the trip was worth it, the positives outweighed the negatives, so I might venture into Hades again.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 5, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

That aquarium is amazing

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by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

It really is

Ridiculously crowded and expensive, but it really is pretty amazing.

The beluga whale exhibit was under repair and I think they have a new dolphin exhibit, so there is all sort of things we haven’t even seen yet.

I am also debating taking him up to the Baltimore Aquarium for his birthday. (He is obsessed with aquariums now or quariums, as he calls them). They have behind the scenes access with their dolphins if you pay a pretty penny. That would be a pretty sweet birthday present, I think.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 5, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still haven’t been. It’s one of two redeeming qualities about that otherwise wretched city.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

/sits in traffic

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

/pretends Atlanta is somehow better than the rest of the South

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Now which one of these Peachtree Streets is the one I am looking for?”

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Since I will probably be going back

What is the other one? Was it born February 20, 1984 in Athens, GA and have the #16 on its back while playing baseball?

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 5, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, three things. I meant Georgia Public Broadcasting. Damn good network.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Add the Home Run Hamhocks at the Busy Bee Cafe.

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna go there!

The aquarium, not Turner Stadium.

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by Natto on Aug 5, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

Both the Marlins and the Braves are baseball teams, and right now, I don’t like our chances against baseball teams.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 5, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gah

Massive formatting fail. I guess the data is still there, you just kinda have to squint. Kind of like Huff’s OPS.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 5, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think you were the victim of the sarcasm font

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

The schedule is much more friendly at the end of the month. If the Giants can just hold on…

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone have access to the Pitch F/X for last night's game?

It seems like Lee got a big strikezone from the ump.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Lazy Bear

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by calgiants86 on Aug 5, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's doesn't pull up for me...

Also do you have the other map with the location of balls/strikes?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, can you find out the forecast for El Paso, TX, and then find me an affordable hotel room for November 15-17?

Thanks!

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by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs'

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by calgiants86 on Aug 5, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

good book

weird movie

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the movie.

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by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

it was actually really good.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I already said that I can’t pull it up on my computer for some reason.

Whoa…good strike zone.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

looks pretty fair

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by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

There was that one pitch to OCab that was not a strike and that OCab turned around and barked about. I am assuming that is the pitch way to the left, but other than that….

The strike 3 to Beltran was debatable, but probably a strike.

Cody Ross’ AB to end the game was almost funny. Yes, Cody, that was a strike, as it was on the previous pitch.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 5, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was just surprised that Beltran complained about the zone during the 4th(?) inning when he K’d

The Rowand strikeout in the 8th(?) really annoyed me. Really Aaron strike out looking with two men on really? on a curveball?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

My mom made me a peach pie from peaches she picked herself.

Gorging myself.

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by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 9:13 AM PDT reply actions  

I’ve never had peach pie.

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know enough to recommend them as a whole, but if you ever have a chance to have one made by my mother, I highly suggest partaking.

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by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

wat

How about apricot pie?

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by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was promised punch and pie.

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by humm baby on Aug 5, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice sig!

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed!

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by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Stock market again!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:15 AM PDT reply actions  

again?
If I cared I guess that would be a handy thing to have Twitter for… “Ha-ha you’re broke!”

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

I’m all debt and no stocks!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me, too! Wheee!

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by kdl on Aug 5, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not this conversation again.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 5, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Give it two weeks

Wall Street is more bipolar than the Giants offense.

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by LA49er on Aug 5, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dow Jones IndustriaLOL

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

actually

more like NASDAQ LOL

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

super dead cat bounce…it’ll come back up later today. People like having up days on Fridays.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

OFFS

Dumb ass drunken imbecile Well, okay I don’t know about the drunken part but the “dumbass” and the “imbecile” bit stands.

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 9:18 AM PDT reply actions  

WOW

Reminds me of a few years ago when that guy went on a rampage running people over in SF

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by calgiants86 on Aug 5, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just shot off an email asking if there’s a fund set up for the families. I hate stupid people.

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, poor kid. And also, Hayward???

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was living with at my grandma’s house, somebody drunkenly sped through the street, swiping one of the cars, and sped off. They returned about 15 minutes later in a new car, with a new, sober driver (his girlfriend) who they planned to pin the accident on. I’m still not sure about whether or not she had agreed to that plan.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 5, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Avengers assemble.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actual Fun Fact

Madison Bumgarner is only 9 months older than Zack Wheeler

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by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 9:20 AM PDT reply actions  

hahaha

Wheeler better be getting married soon then!

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by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cattle for everyone!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Oh George, not the livestock.”

by younghutch on Aug 5, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Madison Bumgarner is so good.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 5, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t win.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yet somehow Bumgarner didn’t make Dave Cameron’s trade value list.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 5, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

So i was just perusing the 2012 OF free agents

There is a lot of gamer veteran grit out there.

It’s not guaranteed Belt is our starting LF next season

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by DFARowand on Aug 5, 2011 9:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Nah

I’m pretty sure Sabean will put Belt on the 25 next year.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

But will he start?

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by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to say. A lot of people leaving the roster next year. Huff will probably still start but I wouldn’t be surprised if Brian pulls a Bengie trade halfway through the year.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

You keep saying this

Who in the bloody hell would trade for Aubrey Huff?

The Rangers were desperate for a catcher last year. Not many teams are desperate for a 1b who cant hit.

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by DFARowand on Aug 5, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Most like as a DH somewhere.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Designated 4-3er

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by calgiants86 on Aug 5, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa

Okay then…no trades.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

and

who is making $11M.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants would have to eat some of that money.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who in the bloody hell would trade for Aubrey Huff?

Answer: Brian Sabean

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 5, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

Sabean does well in trades…it’s the FA signings that are bad.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's not as good with trades as you might think.

The Giants have done best drafting HS players, Minor league FA and signing International FA. Sounds crazy but that’s where they bulk of this teams WAR comes from.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 5, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think most trades come out that badly in the end

But I would put Sabean in the top 1/3 when it comes to trades.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rank him this way

Drafts>small time FA signings>trades>big time FA signings*

*I give him a pass on Zito. If Rowand was a a Magowan directive too, then he gets a better grade

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by Goofus on Aug 5, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whose biography are we going to need to read to get there real scoop on this (that is, the Zito, Rowand deals)?

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray Ratto

tweeted last week that BOTH Zito and Rowand were Peter Magowan overruling the front-office.

Obviously didn’t work out for Mr. Safeway, eh?

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 5, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know how this originally was even questioned! Memory is a tricky thing but I expressly recall a story in the Chronicle about Magowan’s dinner with Zito with Sabean and Boras there to work out the details.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito, yes, almost certainly

But Rowand? This is the first I’ve heard of that.

by taliesin on Aug 5, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically the more Tidrow and Barr have to do with the acquisition

the better the return and the converse is true when Sabean and/or Evans lead the charge.

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by Cody_ransom on Aug 5, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabes will probably make him fight for a job in Spring Training

If the veteran they sign has a big salary the veteran will play.

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by DFARowand on Aug 5, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

So gritty

Beltran
Cuddyer
Berkman
Frenchy (mutual option)
Kubel
Swisher (if the Yanks decline the option)
Sizemore (if the Indians decline the option)
DeJesus
Willingham
Coco Crisp
Ludwick

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by DFARowand on Aug 5, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

Was not around for what I expect was an epic conflagation here last night. I did get to witness Lars being called an idiot several times by Baggs and Hank. Anyone care to summarize the highlights?

by capn on Aug 5, 2011 9:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Ask the man himself!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the whole thing was pretty hilarious

And let the record reflect that I was not the first person to start the namecalling.

Also, it is pretty amazing what a little controversy does to your number of followers on Twitter…lol.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

did you get a lot of angry @ replies?

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by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

A bazillion or so

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT SHAPER

My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard

by NuschlerFace on Aug 5, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

CRAP CRAFTER

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

MANURE MELDER

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

POOP PRODUCER

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by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m almost motivated to join Twitter…. Almost. Instead, I will simply order you to tell me what happened. Was it about the Belt thing?

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lars you should be proud of yourself! The whole Bochy loves Huff storyline would not have come out otherwise.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, so it's true...

Schulman never reported what he said he’d reported about Bochy’s position on Huff? That tweet was the first time it was clear?

by Every6thDay on Aug 5, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

How the fuck do you follow a conversation on Twitter?

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

you can click on the twit and it will show you any connected tweets (i.e. replies).

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah thanks. I was clicking on the name.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, he did tweet it before

And then was like “IT’S NOT MY OPINION IT’S BOCHY’S DON’T COMPLAIN TO MEEEE”

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by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lars want Schulman and Baggs to do their job. So they called him an idiot.

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by 49er16 on Aug 5, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

My take

Lars was pissed about Belt, like all of us, and took it out on Baggs and Hank for not getting their hands dirty and asking tough questions. Because Lars, like all of us, wants to know what the fuck the Giants are thinking.

Since Baggs and Hank do seem to kind of toe the company line and not make waves they got defensive and explained why they do what they do. They gave a job description that did not include ripping the FO for dumb moves.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 5, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

My take

Baggs & Shulman treated Lars exactly the same way they would be treated by the team if they got all snarky and followed up Bochy’s BS about Belt with something like “what did he do? sleep with your wife? the intarwebs demand the truth!!!”

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by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the content of what Lars was asking was totally reasonable (maybe the delivery was somewhat harsh). These guys have access and do have some obligation to ask hard questions. They kept saying that they are reporters and not columnists, but that is BS. And as for the idea that we should buy a ticket close to the field and ask ourselves, that is plain obnoxious. We depend on the press to push people and ask them tough questions. This is true with all areas of journalism. Sadly, it seems that the downfall of print journalism has led to a real decline in journalists who do this well or even at all. It does not take being obnoxious or difficult. What it takes is good and thoughtful reporting.

by capn on Aug 5, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

The only thing I would say in defense of Schulman and Baggs

is that I think Lars veered a little too much to the personal side and their motivations.

Not saying that it wasn’t legit but Lar’s press spread comment is probably what prompted Baggs to jump in.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. And also that thing about how does Lars know they didn’t ask the questions and get shot down?

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by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

It sounds like a lot of people think that the beat writers’ job is to merely regurgitate whatever they are told. I don’t know why asking a couple of — routine, really — follow up questions (“anything specific about Belt that makes you not trust him?”) is such a big deal. It’s not unprofessional in the way asking “what did he do? sleep with your wife?” would be unprofessional.

That said, I’m less upset about beat writers being mere stenographers than I am about other kinds of reporters, though. That is really irritating.

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by kdl on Aug 5, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s weird to me that American journalists think that total objectivity is sacrosanct.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

THEY have access and knowledge; THEY should be giving us an angle to interpret the data. I don’t get to be in the locker room.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

The whole “buy a ticket by the dugout and ask the questions yourself!” response was pretty lame. Um, I can’t ask them. That’s why I want you to!

But, no, it’s mostly: we report, you decide.

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by kdl on Aug 5, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs sorta did that with his tweet:

something to the effect of, “DeRosa activated, Belt optioned. After following the team for 8 years, I’m not surprised.”

by Every6thDay on Aug 5, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

The funny thing is that they are probably better about it than a lot of non-sports journalists.

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by kdl on Aug 5, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

And also

If they asked the magic questions, would that make Bochy & Sabean suddenly have an epiphany and start doing their jobs the way we want?

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by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

No.

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by kdl on Aug 5, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

So our beef is with….you know it….

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by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

you know it….

Oh gee, thank you for telling me what I really know.

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by kdl on Aug 5, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

And also, not the point.

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by can of corn on Aug 5, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

It’s just shifting the goalposts.

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by kdl on Aug 5, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nedney just got hurt as you typed that.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

no

but it makes it a little harder for them to do dumb things if they actually have to defend them.

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

TL2, are you busting a gut here?

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by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

do you not understand the point of journalism?

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you not understand that asking a question is not the same as getting a cogent answer?

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by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not asking for a cogent answer.

when one is not given, I expect a follow up. if it is still evasive, write the answer, write the follow up and write that this is the answer that was given.

it isn’t hard.

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but honestly, I don’t see the evidence that Baggs doesn’t do this. He does seem to think it ’s a stupid idea and I got that impression from reading his blog.

Immediately giving a play by play of the whole conversation in twitter to an irate fan does not seem to me to be his job.

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by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

Whatever about sports stuff but the lack of substance reporting in national media is maddening.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

because if a reporter ever indicates that someone’s position might not make a lick of sense, then they are no longer ‘objective’.

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re just supposed to report: 1. party one says x. 2. party two says y. Then they can say, “my work here is done!”

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by kdl on Aug 5, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

and they have to find an opposition no matter what. even of 95% of people agree on something and only people who are clinically mentally insane are on the other side.

nope, gotta present them both equally.

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right. Because that’s only FAIR.

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by kdl on Aug 5, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

WE DON'T KNOW WHICH IS RIGHT

they are the same!

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

We certainly can’t investigate one side’s position and find facts that indicate whether that position is right or wrong!

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by kdl on Aug 5, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

what?

the emperor is fully clothed!

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love reading Glenn Greenwald’s columns on Salon.com. That dude eviscerates crappy journalists. It’s great.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used the word “stenographer” earlier to describe what it was people were saying the beat writers should be. I totally stole that from Greenwald.

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by kdl on Aug 5, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

he’s fantastic

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHO ARE WE TO RESEARCH THEIR ASSUMPTIONS AND “FACTS” AND REPORT ON THE FINDINGS?!!

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like how the excuse is the continued access. “We can’t challenge them! Then they won’t give us access. And, we need access to continually NOT challenge them!”

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by kdl on Aug 5, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

we aren;t columnists!

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not paying attention.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MSM ASLEEP AT THE SWITCH

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by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you seen the clip of the dorky WH reporter who asked Obama about the debt ceiling issues in January or February when he agreed to extend the Bush tax credits? You can’t say that asking good hard questions is not a good thing. In this it did not make a difference, but I bet it will next time.

by capn on Aug 5, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was awesome.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Loved that. And Obama looked annoyed, which made it even better.

by Every6thDay on Aug 5, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the key issue is whether the reporters are there as a megaphone for the club/players, an objective reporter, or a mouthpiece for the fans.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING

American journalists think your face is weird.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

True if this is in reference to Victorino.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING

American journalists defunded until they become PR reps.

by Every6thDay on Aug 5, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

That happens with alarming frequency.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

You NPR guys do a better job than most, but the difference between American journalism and, say, the BBC is pretty stark. I have a distinct memory of being scolded by my editor for once allowing my opinion and interpretation to be allowed into a story….

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

they probably think that they ask tough questions!

Chomsky waz rite!

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

He thinks the Spanish Empire blew up the Maine.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gulf of Tonkin!!!!!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

The hangar wasn’t even real?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 5, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's real

it’s where they staged the moon landing.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I liked the extra layer of the hangar also being fake.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I must admit though, I don’t quite understand how one would build a fake hangar without it becoming an actual hangar. I guess maybe the hangar was cgi.

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It was built by the Bluth company.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

If they got real with Bochy and let him have it, they would become “heroez of the intarwebs”, but they would also probably lose their jobs.

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by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 5, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

And, of course, if this was New York and maybe even Boston...

there would be more of an allowance for grilling the managers/front office over personnel decisions.

by Every6thDay on Aug 5, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly…soft media is soft.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

It seems weird that Northern California is so soft, given that the Zodiac killer and Oakland call it home.

by Every6thDay on Aug 5, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all the weed.

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by Natto on Aug 5, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

dill weed?

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It’s actually fennel.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 5, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Absolutely, In the those markets aggressive reporting is demanded by your bosses and expected by the clubs.

I get the vibe that the press and the Giants front office all kind of scratch each other’s backs and do not create a lot of waves.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 5, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not saying you’re saying this, but that doesn’t mean that fans can’t be irritated by that.

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by kdl on Aug 5, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I am irritated and I understood why Lars said what he said. I also understand why Baggs and Hank got irritated and defensive.

I would love to have a candid conversation with Bruce Bochy and ask him, point blank, Bruce “Why?”

I think that is where all of this frustration boils over. Nobody knows what the hell he is thinking and nobody is asking. It all seems to get swept under the rug, yet, his logic seems soooo fundamentally flawed.

If Baggs/Hank were to pop off a hard-hitting question, I feel like they would get brought into the back and get this type of lecture:

“We are the World Series champs, we are overflowing with cash, we have our own reality show on TV, we are sold out every night and we are in first place despite losing our best player for the year. Why are you rocking the boat over a rookie 1B? Do you like your job or not?”

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 5, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe that is true, but it is still stupid. And, it seems like a bad way to do business. I think they think it’s only a tiny lunatic fringe who gives a crap, though.

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by kdl on Aug 5, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Most fans go off of name recognition and track record. Like management.

by Every6thDay on Aug 5, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that’s probably true. I mean, a quick look around the stands at a game, or the #SFGiants twitter tag, or your open message board … people who give a crap are rare.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

The question is not why he got sent down as much as it was why he was called up.

Belt was recalled on July 19. At the time, Baggs wrote this:

The other major move of the day was the recall of Brandon Belt from Fresno. According to Bochy, Aubrey Huff has a stiff lower back that has bothered him for some time and only gotten worse. Huff only mentioned it to trainers recently. Bochy plans to give Huff a few days to rest.

Is Huff, for all his empty at-bats, still Bochy’s everyday first baseman?

"Oh yeah," Bochy said. "That hasn’t changed."

Bochy said he’d rather call up Belt to play first base for now than shift around the infield. Bochy likes the way Pablo Sandoval is playing defensively at third base.

As for Belt, he is thrilled to be back and said he found his stroke quickly after missing time with a broken bone in his wrist.

"You have to trust yourself, trust your hands and trust the ball to get deep," Belt said. "I feel a lot more confident now. I’m ready to go. I don’t have that overwhelmed feeling like I had the first time."

Belt had the body language to match. If his results at the plate also match, it’ll be hard if not darn near impossible to take him out of the lineup. The next move is up to him.

He started the game on the 19th and went 2/4 with a homer and the GW hit. He started the next day and went 0/4 with 2 SO. He started next on July 24 and went 2/2 and then did not start again until July 30 and 31 when he went a combined 0/6. Overall he had 21 ABs and while he was not Poseyesque, he did have an OPS of .781 which was probably among the best on the team over that stretch.

So really the question I would have asked Bochy last night is: Why did you call him up if you were only going to give him 21 ABs? Was it a way to motivate Huff? Was the improvement in Huff’s performance over that same stretch (.282/.342/.468) sufficient to convince you he was out of his slump?

by capn on Aug 5, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which would’ve allowed the easy answer of, “Yes.” Not that the questions weren’t bad, but were sufficiently leading to help him arrive at a simple answer.

by Every6thDay on Aug 5, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

ok so i am no reporter….

by capn on Aug 5, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy probably said the same thing about Posey/Molina.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gross.

“How hairy is Sabes’ back?” … I am now forced to wonder because of your statement.

by Every6thDay on Aug 5, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

team has ownership stakes in csn
beat writers need slots there and access to team

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

 though. All that hard assery has not produced stellar reportage.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 5, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

SONOFA

Was supposed to start with ‘The New York press sucks’

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 5, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

applause for effort

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's not true

And this isn’t about who is better, it is just about different techniques to gather information. The who has the better press is an argument I don’t want to get involved in.

All I am saying is that if Bochy was managing the Mets, he would definitely get asked about Belt/Huff and the reporter would not face any potential repercussions for asking that question and being confrontational.

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by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 5, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

if bochy were managing the Mets...

he’d have also been fired over a year ago

by capn on Aug 5, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec.

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t think that maybe, just maybe, the decision making processes of the team’s FO might be something they would want to keep close to their vests? Because only fans of the team read twitter, right?

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by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait… the field manager gets asked about his decision-making process all the time. “Why Javier Lopez against three right-handers instead of Romo?”

Asking about process is relevant.

by Every6thDay on Aug 5, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

So it's a secret?

I should just shut up and watch baseball?

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

While baggs and schulman enjoy the spread in the press box. om nom nom.

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by SF Pete on Aug 5, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair it probably is pretty damn good.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

…more

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

you are hilarious.

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just want to hear Bochy/Sabean defend the way Belt has been treated.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sometime when you make them say it enough…it makes it sound silly to themselves.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Keep on hammering on the beat writers and maybe Bochy will get a clue. Good luck with that!

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by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or just hammer on the people you have access to, which is what happened. The suggestion was for someone to buy access to the management so they could hammer on them directly.

But, hey, if you are one of those people who do whatever an authority figure tells you, that’s fine. We need those people in the world, too. I need someone to make me a milkshake.

by Every6thDay on Aug 5, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, that sounds like me. eyeroll

Look, I think the decision to bench Belt and send him down is stupid. I wore a freaking giraffe hat to the game the other day! And I believe that no matter what questions are asked of management on this point, it makes no damn difference as to their thinking or their excuse making. Ragging on the beat writers is not going to fix it, and assuming you know exactly how they do, or should do, their jobs is also kind of dumb.

And the food table remark is what got Lars in trouble and with good reason.

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by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 5, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I believe that no matter what questions are asked of management on this point, it makes no damn difference as to their thinking or their excuse making. Ragging on the beat writers is not going to fix it

I am not sure why this particular motivation is being attached to me. It wasn’t my intent. I am not trying to fix anything. I just want reasoning.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there has been quite a bit of reasoning: Bochy/Sabean like veterans, Huff has the big contract, Belt is 25th on the roster cause they see him as the “Ishi” – and we know that the 25th roster piece is most likely to be moved if he has options.

Those points have been made again and again in their articles – more often in their blogs, fwiw….and that is the reasoning that the beat writers are working under.

I think what a number of people want are the beat writers to debate the merits of that reasoning. And I think that’s a line they don’t feel comfortable crossing. Sure the beats are somewhat versed in baseball, but they don’t make their salaries by going head to head and debating the FO. In other cities/organizations such actions have made the writers jobs more difficult (i.e. getting freezed out, etc.)…These guys are beat writers, I would think there’s a reason Bruce Jenkins doesn’t get the same level of access as they do.

It’s frustrating for the lunatic fringe, as it always will be. But I think Hank & Baggs are capable beat writers, particularly Baggs – I think we are spoiled by his blog and his tweets.

Even when Baggs announced the move on his twitter he made mention of “pitchforks” – he is keenly aware of the disconnect between the hard core fan wanting Belt and the ways of Bochy/Sabean. He’s certainly reported as much through his blog and tweets.

And IMO if they don’t carry water for the hardcore Giants fans, doesn’t necessarily mean they are carrying water for the front office or the organization. It’s not an either or proposition.

Blah blah blah – long post is too long.

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 5, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there has been quite a bit of reasoning: Bochy/Sabean like veterans, Huff has the big contract, Belt is 25th on the roster cause they see him as the "Ishi" – and we know that the 25th roster piece is most likely to be moved if he has options.

There are valid and fair questions to all of these answers. Just accepting them and saying “oh, okay” should not be the end.

/shrug
Perhaps I just give Baggs and Hank too much credit. They certainly seem to think so.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this (except "freezed")

I’d also add that their audience is far greater than us lunatic fringers; a lot of people look at sports as a passive pastime. A game is something to enjoy; hope your team wins then throw it away until you happen to watch another one.

Those fans, who probably make up the majority of the fanbase, aren’t looking for the FO to get hammered, conspiracy theories or more than simple answers to simple questions. Getting frozen out from access would make it hard to do their job and it’s not worth challenging the answers over and over again. “C’mon Bochy, that’s a BS answer! You know it, I know it, the American people know it! Give me a straight answer; the public has a right to know, damn it!”

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 5, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs seems to understand what the Fringe is upset about- his post about the move last night seem to reflect that. Schulman just mocks everyone. My feeling is that the beat writers are so used to the team’s moves that yesterday’s move just drew a yawn from them.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 5, 2011 1:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I object to obejectivity.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO SUCH THING AS THE REAL WORLD /John Mayer

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I object to John Mayer.

by younghutch on Aug 5, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Oscar.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Metro’s & Goldwyn’s pal did ok, I guess.

by younghutch on Aug 5, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

sup nerbs

my dad’s email forward actually made me furious today, not just annoyed.

thanks pops!

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 9:33 AM PDT reply actions  

I guess?

I mean, it is about stuff that shouldn’t be political, but is. Cause some people get all bent out of shape if two people with the same parts like each other.

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh

awesome

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 5, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda want to send him some scripture passages he might want to consider

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be an abomination.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

‘Abomination’ is my favorite invective.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

you are the yeti of mcc

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer “Glacier Being”.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

A Monster of Ice

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

But Wayne Fontana told me…

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 5, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

My dad sent me a list of the douchiest colleges, including Stanford.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t have a douchiest colleges list without USC. That list is invalid.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 5, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll bet SJSU was up there. Right? Right? Please, somebody pay attention to my alma mater for something.

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 5, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey

my dad is not a douche! And no! I will not pay attention to SJSU unless we are talking about Jeff Garcia.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Aug 5, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Ball?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff has live a pretty charmed life.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Saint Joseph's Sunday University?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 5, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

All Stanfurd Jokes aside

One of my best friends is a Stanfurd alum and a lot of stanfurd alums I’ve met are pretty decent you know with the exception of bleeding stanfurd red

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 5, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you are putting all the Stanfurd jokes aside, there’s really nothing more to talk about.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

also no stanfurd men

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 5, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had a pretty good GSI

who went to stanfurd for undergrad. She was super nice!

In the end, it’s just a rivalry. I’m not going to go out and discriminate against people for going to the Furd.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Aug 5, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got my Stanford Alumni license plate holder in the mail yesterday

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Need to order one from Cal. Still have a USC one on my car (My wife’s contribution…she’s a USC girl)

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

you went to cal?

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

And he worked at Your Station For All the Hits, Hot 94.9.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

He also has a higher OBP than Aubrey huff.

and is scared of ducks

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by calgiants86 on Aug 5, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not afraid of ducks (will maybe a little)…and pigeons…

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

94.9 The Surf

Playing Carolina Beach Music for their Myrtle Beach listeners!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it still hot 94.9 in the bay area?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is WiLD 94.9

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's right

I remember when 95.7 was a pop station…

Not that many top 40s stations in the bay area.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

flagged

KALX is 90.7, and I don’t think they’ve ever played a record that could be called a “hit”.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

noooooooooooooo

It’s got an RFID so they can track you! With donation-sniffing dogs!

Plus now you have a job! RUN JP!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure they aren’t going to try to get too much money from a bunch of first year teachers.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

your mailbox

should be filling up with nice glossy mailers in September. And the first annual class reunion is coming!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had to tell Long Beach that I no longer lived at this number. Good thing they didn’t realize it was a cell phone.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 5, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it’s anything like Cal’s engineering fundraisers, you will start getting calls about 6 months after graduation :P

by nataku on Aug 5, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know that USC implanted me with a chip without my knowledge when I went there. They find me whereever I go.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

My wife just started her residency at the University Hospital

And they are already asking her for donations lol.

I rarely hear from Cal on the other hand.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 5, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

I put in my small donation every year to them…but no USC.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure there are a lot of other body parts where implants can be found.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cyborgs

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 5, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

On our cars back in DC

I’m rocking my Cal Alum plate holders…
Wife rocking her George Washington Medical School Alums

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 5, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was lucky

enough to get my cal alum license plate holder as a gift the day I graduated. It will remain there forever.

Go Bears!

by calgiant on Aug 5, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

But you’re not alumni! That bugs me. Alumni is the plural form.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe there is more than one alumnus in the car, ever think of that???

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be alumnae.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

if there was more than one

by capn on Aug 5, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have one of those pine scented tree air fresheners?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 5, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

I went and read this, and assuming it’s the GQ one, I think I know which magazine list is the douchiest of the year.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

well

I would expect GQ to have a firm grasp of douchiness

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

The list from last year was much much better!

http://www.gq.com/entertainment/humor/200908/douchy-colleges-list-brown-university-duke-harvard-princeton-nyu-notre-dame-vassar-slideshow#slide=1

I am partial to my own alma mater:

Home of: The Womyn Douche
Well-known male alumni: Not applicable.

Other highlights:

Trinity College:
Home of: The “I brained Someone at Exeter with a 9-Iron but My Dad Got Me in Here” Douche
U Colorodo:
Home of: The Kind-Bud Douche
Affectations: Prius; $400 Telemark skis you’re not sure what to do with; bong made from recycled Nalgene bottles; white-guy dreads.

But my Favorite!

Duke:
Home of: The O.D. (Original Douche)
Affectations: Pressed oxford; Goldman Sachs summer-internship tote; always ending the party by taking your shirt off and wrestling a guy named Schmitty.
A peek inside: They’re probably number one. But we’d rather not rank Duke number one at anything.
In ten years, will be: Still trying to re-create the golden age of banking while wearing driving mocs and no socks.

Read More http://www.gq.com/entertainment/humor/200908/douchy-colleges-list-brown-university-duke-harvard-princeton-nyu-notre-dame-vassar-slideshow#ixzz1UAtKTbYV

by capn on Aug 5, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Duke sucks.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 5, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

bottom line… other than Jay Bilas, pretty much everyone else who went to Duke is a total douche

by capn on Aug 5, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

My dad sent me a list of teh US ugliest cities (by residents) it included Philly.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was it Sex in the Champagne Roomy?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woohoo… off to the hardware store to buy a new toilet seat…and a mop… the excitement just never ends!!!!!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 9:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Get one of the dogs from the show yesterday!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 5, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the cat would start a protest.
“You don’t play with ME enough, and you sure as hell don’t clean my box enough… and you’re going to get a DOG!!”

She heard us talking about the dogs last night and came down and plopped herself in front of the tv, blocking our view.

….this reminds me I also need to get kitty litter…. oy…

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

The dog eats the cat poop

It’s part of the solution, not the problem.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 5, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I need to replace all the seats in the house. Although I’m trying to find one of those acrylic seats with little fishies in it for the kiddies’ commode.

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by can of corn on Aug 5, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

They should make whoopie cushion toilet seats.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

My kids would love that – the almost-6 year old just discovered whoopie cushions, and thinks that they’re the best thing ever. The fella even picked up a premium version for her birthday next week. /good parenting

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by can of corn on Aug 5, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

just get her a fart app for your iPhone…

by capn on Aug 5, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t have to be either/or – she can have both!

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by can of corn on Aug 5, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

My mom still thinks it’s the height of comedy. So there’s a chance your kids will never outgrow it.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

/makes a note to check the seats on the 20th…

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

She has some cheapie whoopie cushion now. We all make a big production of seeming to be oblivious when we sit down different places, much to her delight.

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by can of corn on Aug 5, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get someone, or pehraps yourself, to fart for real.

Let’s see how funny she thinks THAT is.

by younghutch on Aug 5, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That may or may not have occurred on occasion. And she may have found it delightful.

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by can of corn on Aug 5, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sad and disappointed that these do not already exist.

by urea on Aug 5, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, do they have the ones that warm up?

by urea on Aug 5, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes and they wash your bum (and other parts) too…

by capn on Aug 5, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

you mean

a bidet

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

well sort of. They all have multiple buttons and one of the english words on one of the buttons is bidet. I have to say that i did not push all the buttons, but was brave enough to push the one with the picture of an ass on it. We had a lot of discussions about what the other three buttons were for. The consensus was feminine hygiene, but that was really just drunken speculation.

by capn on Aug 5, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

There should have been a drinking game to decide who pushed the other buttons.

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really wish we had been drunk enough to think of that…

by capn on Aug 5, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing the right-most is heat. To the left of it is penis-wash if you’re a boy dog, enema, and no guess for the left-most.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

penis-wash if you’re a boy dog,

I’m pretty sure that’s a picture of a lady…

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 5, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I literally just fell out of my chair…. have a rec!

by capn on Aug 5, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

That has more buttons than my thermostat.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 5, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

it was really confusing and somewhat scary

by capn on Aug 5, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

It includes a thermostat.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine how many buttons are on their thermostats.

by City Girl on Aug 5, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope one involves a picture of a toilet. Or a butt.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 5, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now I am imagining that are their appliances have an ass button.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m afraid to press the one on the blender.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

wonder what you get when you push the ass button on a fridge.

by City Girl on Aug 5, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

It cools your ass down. There’s no limit to Japanese technology.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 5, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still trying to get over the fact that there is toaster that can imprint a Hello Kitty image on your toast.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S IT THE FRAKKIN' SHIP

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by troymccluresf on Aug 5, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a toaster that can print a Giants logo (or any other MLB logo) on your toast.

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by kdl on Aug 5, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

can it print an ass?

by capn on Aug 5, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d assume a Dodgers logo is available, yes.

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by can of corn on Aug 5, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

it prints

DeRosa’s wrist too?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want Romo’s Hello Kitty backpack.

by City Girl on Aug 5, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

ok now i just had to close the door to my office to keep from letting the entire building know that I can’t stop laughing….

by capn on Aug 5, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure you want toilet bacon? I love bacon more than anything, but I wouldn’t want to eat it from a toilet.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 5, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love bacon more than anything, but I wouldn’t want to eat it from a toilet.

I love this as a stand-alone statement.

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by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

poop meat

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no way I'm clicking on that.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s MEAT. . . made out of POOP.

Who can resist?

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by can of corn on Aug 5, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Memoirs of A Geisha for the first time last night. It’s quiet the epic.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

except all three actresses were Chinese

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant epic as in long, winding road filled with trials and tribulations. It sort of reminded me of Gone With the Wind in a way.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fell asleep while watching it.

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by Natto on Aug 5, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it could have been louder, actually.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 5, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, that doesn’t make sense.

I thought it was too loud, actually.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 5, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that I’ve ruined the joke, I may as well cop to not watching movie or reading the book.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 5, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always misspell that word.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hated that movie.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the book was only okay!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has all happened before and will happen again.

LOL Lee.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked how all the Cylons were just like, “Yeah, that’s an awesome idea.”

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 5, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the Twos are nuts, and the Eights just go with whoever is in charge. Don’t know what the Sixes were about. Maybe they wanted to get preggers.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're probably right.

But I would like the option. You never know.

by younghutch on Aug 5, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I drank from a toilet at the Exploratorium once.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 5, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZOMG – yes. Google has those in all their restrooms, and I like to visit the place just to go in and pee in the bathroom.

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by can of corn on Aug 5, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

a friend of mine started a company a few years back to sell them. I thought he was nutz. But now that i have been there, i totally get it. Sadly, the company crashed

by capn on Aug 5, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Life OT: Saw this story on Frontline
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — A federal jury has convicted five current or former police officers of civil rights violations in the deadly shootings on a New Orleans bridge after Hurricane Katrina.

All five officers were convicted Friday of charges stemming from the cover-up of the shootings. The four who had been charged with civil rights violations in the shootings were convicted on all counts.

Prosecutors said police shot six unarmed people, killing two, on the Danziger Bridge less than a week after the 2005 storm. Officers also were charged with participating in a cover-up to make the shootings appear justified.

Defense attorneys said the officers were shot at before they returned fire and acted reasonably in the face of a deadly threat.

One of the reasons why the United States is such a great country.

Here’s the Frontline piece: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/law-disorder/

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

I prefer the DUI frame-up story.

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-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Frontline is one of the only sources of reporting I completely trust anymore.

by Duelling Brandos on Aug 5, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Treme will have fun with this in about 5 years. And good for the feds for nailing those bastards.

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by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Treme is already on this. The police cover-up into a supermarket shooting segment is this story. You can have your GoT fantasy world, Treme is the shit—and while it may not be pretty, it’s real.

And while we’re in NOLA, the Boxing Room (new window) does a pretty good job with New Orleans food. Great gumbo, oysters, and mirliton. No liquor license though.

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but this is the real deal and they actually got caught & convicted.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe they’ve already referenced the bridge shootings a few times on the show

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 5, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

it may not be pretty, it’s real.

Ew. No thanks.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm finally about to begin watching Season 1 of Treme

I’ve read a couple of really negative pieces on it by big fans of The Wire. So I’m sort of prepared to be disappointed.

by Duelling Brandos on Aug 5, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s nothing like The Wire. Moves very slowly. The best things about it are the music and the performances. Season 2 was also much better than S1.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Season 1 is kind of slow, but when I got into season 2, I was all “now I understand—I need to watch season 1 again.”

Season 2 gets very Wire-like. So dense you can watch it over-and-over.

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

There was a big piece in the Atlantic or something like that

and this academic piece edited by a friend of mine: http://goo.gl/Q13Vf

I love The Wire as much as you all, so I’m excited to watch it, I’m just struck by the backlash (in advance). Probably best to shut up and watch it, me.

by Duelling Brandos on Aug 5, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gave up in the first season as the show seemed to have three main points to it:
-Katrina sucked and the government sucks more
-gosh, David Simon has a good taste in music
-New Orleans is super awesome but since we don’t live there, we’ll never be cool enoughto get it

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 5, 2011 1:08 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Gave up in the first season as the show seemed to have three main points to it:
-Katrina sucked and the government sucks more
-gosh, David Simon has a good taste in music
-New Orleans is super awesome but since we don’t live there, we’ll never be cool enoughto get it

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 5, 2011 1:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Sorry another OT: But for all those new and potential parents
Theories abound, but science still has not explained why we spend one third of our lives almost entirely idle. For some researchers, the way we dream holds the answer. Sleep may be our way of processing the day’s experiences. Under normal working conditions, the human brain burns more calories than any other part of the body. That is why the head is the warmest. Sleep gives our brain time to rest and catalogue. It is as if our head is a giant filing cabinet that needs to be sorted every night or it will overflow.
As theories go, mine seems as good as any other based in science. That assumes, of course, that biological rules apply. When I see Katie sleeping, I know beyond any doubt, and utterly without proof, that science withers in the face of love. The reason Katie sleeps is not to rest her brain or to allow my wife and me time to talk. It is so I can watch my little girl at perfect peace and lay my head down to feel her warm breath. If evolution has any power here, it is only to make me love her so much that I might stay awake for all eternity, just to keep her safe.

I proscribed to this theory completely. I love watching my daughter sleep.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ken-harbaugh/the-real-reason-humans-sl_b_917552.html

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Who needs an RSS Reader when we have CalBear!

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by Natto on Aug 5, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sorry…I really liked the story…:(

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s interesting though.

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by Natto on Aug 5, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

BAD COP

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love watching my girls sleep. So peaceful and quiet.

by City Girl on Aug 5, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is why I don't want kids

cause then I might not be able to make hilarious SIDS jokes

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Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you were my kid, I’d scold you.

by City Girl on Aug 5, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

well deserved

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was hoping for a spanking.

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was probably hoping for something like “If you were my kid, I’d pray for SIDS.”

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 5, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING

Someone left cake in the break room. BRB.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 10:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Cake?!

Classless! Vile!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Andre Ethier made it.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Get back to us when there’s pie.

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why

It will still be there for a couple of weeks.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

must follow the law of entropy

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously part of a terrorist plot.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s try to guess what kind of cake it is! Chocolate? :D

by urea on Aug 5, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going with Red Velvet

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going with Blue Velvet.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mommy

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Both, with vanilla (or whatever regular cake is called). They’re the pieces of cake left over from a local bakery. You know when you have to level out a layer cake by shaving off a couple of centimeters? It’s that stuff. And it is tasty.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

So it’s like cake sawdust?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 5, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I mean…I guess you could look at it that way. But it’s pretty good.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t doubt it’s tastiness. I’m just confused as to why/how that would get delivered somewhere. I would think it would just get swept off the counter into the trash can.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 5, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes it is

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's an odd picture

The chocolate is poured on so sloppily. Why would you depict a lazy, poorly aimed pour of chocolate?

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 5, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s oozing in a suggestive manner. The chocolate equivalent of a com-hither stare.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sex sells.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 5, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Make mine a double.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I need to try one of those infernal confections, because you guys are always raving about it.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll try to send you some.

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by Natto on Aug 5, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can do you one better — I’ll have a fresh, unmelty one when I’m in town.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

One?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Subsequent It’s-It consumption would be predicated on whether or not I like the first one.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the whole point. The bakery knows it’s good cake, and there’s no sense in throwing it away. So they package it and sell it.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m imagining that scene in Witness where the dude gets killed in a silo full of grain. But now it’s cake shards.

this has potential.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll write up a treatment.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can we get Pie to play the lead?

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking it’s going to be a bundt cake with powdered sugar.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ick.

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by can of corn on Aug 5, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll come back disappointed.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

“This, sir, is no more than a glorified doughnut. Good day to you.”

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Supermarket birthday cake, because nothing says managerial obligation like supermarket bd cake.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone left the cake out in the rain…

by City Girl on Aug 5, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

then it would be pie.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that I can take it.

by City Girl on Aug 5, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

It took so long to bake it.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I admit it’s kind of eerie
But it proves my chaos theory

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I’m never coming back to this place again

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by Natto on Aug 5, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL me and AmyG

quickpitch
This would’ve been funnier if it autocorrected to ENEMA @AmyGGiants It’s the ENEMY RT @JK948 @AmyGGiants don’t you hate auto correct?

AmyGGiants Amy Gutierrez
@quickpitch agreed

How can you not love her?

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by can of corn on Aug 5, 2011 10:27 AM PDT reply actions  

I do!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome...

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 5, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

How’d this get started?

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by Natto on Aug 5, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Colbert and MLB had a pick’em contest in which they each pick a player/day for 3 days. Colbert won and gets to control MLB’s tweeter for 1 day.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

MLB bet him that they could “Beat the streak” longer than he could. His streak was 2 games long.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20110609&content_id=20260334&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I take over @MLB, I’ll give fans what they want: lots of concession stand sales figures.

by Every6thDay on Aug 5, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

This made me laugh
MLB MLB
Pro Tip: If you’re taken out to the ballgame, you don’t need peanuts AND crackerjacks. The crackerjacks already have peanuts. #Colbert
3 hours ago

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 5, 2011 10:41 AM PDT reply actions  

This
MLB MLB
If I’m in charge of MLB tweets, I can do trades, right? Cardinals, I’ll give you two cameras and a Teleprompter for Albert Pujols. #Colbert

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not many these days. I got the stupid seal to miracle me a bag last homestand. I miss the box as well.

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Love Colbert, but it's "Crackerjack"

people always add an “s” to “Nordstrom” too. AND IT PISSES ME OFF!

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 5, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol :(
12:38
Comment From Guest
Regression started for Worley-think he is ok to start vs the Giants-thanks

12:38
Eno Sarris: Anybody against the Giants.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 10:43 AM PDT reply actions  

bobducca Seth Morris
Trying out new compression depression therapy: Giving in to crushing weight of meaningless existence for 72 hours. Then I bathe and move on.

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

perfect for remaining 3 games with PHI

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I was the only one contemplating a baseball holiday.

I really did give up on the Giants playoff chances long ago, but watching them play this poorly is not healthy.

by Every6thDay on Aug 5, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, where did that last hour just go?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 10:46 AM PDT reply actions  

courtcall

and some discovery

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Photocopier.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn your eyes, rule 7004.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I blame you specifically for the procedures of the Northern District.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

21 days before hearing to file a motion, 14 days before to file an opposition, 7 days before to file a reply to opposition

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that the clerk made an error on this one.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right, it’s always the clerk’s fault. (I’m so glad our judges don’t buy this bullshit. I love when they defend us from the bench.)

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I’m right, I’ll demand an apology from you.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Arguing with the clerk is

like arguing with your wife. Even if you’re right, you’re wrong because it’ll come back to hunt you later.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m letting it go and just doing what they say. No rush on this.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Counselor, if you can provide a rule citation, we’d be happy to reevaluate our policy.”

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

same with arguing with an ump.

by City Girl on Aug 5, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Step 1: Blame the Runner
Step 2: Blame the Clerk

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 5, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Step 3: Tell the partner you screwed up.

by City Girl on Aug 5, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

What? That step doesn’t exist!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

/confused

Doesnt someone need to cut a whole in the box?

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

This was changed recently
The text of today’s notice follows:

Notice regarding revisions of Civil Local Rules 5-5, 7-3 and 7-7, effective June 2, 2011

Civil Local Rule 5-5 has been revised to reflect that when a pleading or paper is served by mail rather than by electronic filing, 3 days are added to the time in which any party must respond.

Civil Local Rule 7-3 has been revised to change the briefing schedule for motions so that the opposition is due 14 days after the motion is filed, and the reply 7 days after that, rather than counting backward from the hearing date.

Civil Local Rule 7-7 has been revised to reflect that a continuance of the hearing date will not automatically continue the briefing schedule.

Can I blame both of you for each district having their own sets for rules for all sorts of shit, and then rules for specific divisions, and then rules for specific judges?

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 5, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Keep up with the rules, Counselor! That’s why you get the big bucks!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

No human can actually keep track of all the rules.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re pretty good at emailing you all the proposed changes months or years ahead of time for comment, as well as providing the actual changes at least 6 months ahead of time. You can subscribe by email or just visit the AOC’s website.

What do they teach you people in law school?

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 5, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

absolutely nothing about practicing law

nothing.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mostly how to identify good coke and bill clients for the time.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

…ooooh, ooooh, I’m half way there

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by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

New rules…CD is 28, 21 and 14.

I love Local Local rules! Did I tell you how much I love all those state courts that waive oral argument if you don’t call them before 4 p.m.?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

LEARN 2 CHECK TENTATIVE RULINGS ON TIME

I hate Central for bankruptcy. They have stupid formatting requirements and their own forms for everything, plus all of the information is spread out in like 5 different places on their site. I love Eastern, so much easier.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 5, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

let’s not forget the most useful meet and confer letter between counsel before you file a motion to dismiss in CD and ND!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

So delicious. So well designed.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I spent that hour running two mies, and running up and down a set of bleachers three times after each quarter mile. Fun stuff.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Going to 3 stores, turning in a job ap, and making lunch.

I’m delaying the toilet fixing, laundry washing, catbox cleaning part of the afternoon.

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Victorino has just been a gif machine this year.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad he didn't spike Victorino

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by calgiants86 on Aug 5, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that rectum face?

Man, that guy is cursed or something.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 5, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, kid was wearing turf shoes. Wasn’t read for the damp grass at ATT Park.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

The bat boy could probably shut out the Giants too.

by TBRMKane on Aug 5, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

That would assume

DeRosa’s arm was still attached.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

49er 'til I die! (if they don't kill me first)

by LA49er on Aug 5, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what the epilogue of this gif is. But I think instead of helping the kid up, Victorino kicked him in the ribs and screamed, “WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?”

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well he is a Philly

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by calgiants86 on Aug 5, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

“YOU ALMOST GOT MY BAT WET!!!!!”

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

He really didn’t help the kid up.

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by Natto on Aug 5, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now I really detest him.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

“HAHA UR STUPID HAHA!”

SOP for jocks, no?

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s probably right. But I’ve known some really nice jocks in my time.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

/sniff

I only recognized their presence when they plied me with gifts to help them with their homework.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always been popular with jocks. In high school, the football guys thought I was hilarious.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, everybody LIKED me. I just didn’t usually share the feeling.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, okay. I get what you’re saying now. I never knew how to regard them. I feel like I’d be much more comfortable around people like that now, but I was really awkward back then. I think people misinterpreted that as aloofness.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t you go to high school in a different county?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same county, but different town.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it would have been better if Victorino just let the kid lie on the ground with his bat in his hand as Victorino continued to walk to first.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 5, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ehehe

This reminds me of Freddy and his kid on The Franchise. “/carries bat and trips” “What are you doing?”

by urea on Aug 5, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Morning after silliness

http://insidescoopsf.sfgate.com/blog/2011/08/05/so-brian-wilson-eats-60-eggs-a-week/

1) Now that he’s grown he eats 5 dozen eggs every week so he can stay large
2) Every last inch of him’s covered with hair
3) As a specimen, yes, he’s intimidating

Does anyone know if he’s especially good at expectorating? Or if he uses antlers in all of his decorating? Because then we would know that he truly is a cartoon supervillain.

by vibratingsheep on Aug 5, 2011 11:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Well, he IS roughly the size of a barge.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably whites. It also explains why he needs so many.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

dietary cholesterol

doesn’t lead to cholesterol in your blood

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

BLOCKAGE BONER

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will never start understanding this one.

(it does usually mean the G’s won though, so it is quite lovable)

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 5, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

So that’s where Huff got his moves.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

good to know Dr.

however, are you related to Dr Dre? cause i take serious issue with a few of his medical opinions

by projectmayhem713 on Aug 5, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just because they share a first name doesn’t mean they are related.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

no relation

however, did you know that cannabis contains compounds that fight tumor growth?

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess there’s a chance that you could have a tumor shot out?

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

713?

Houston?

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, just a lucky number

didnt know houston was 713, that explains a lot of bizarre conversations….

by projectmayhem713 on Aug 5, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

depends on the chicken too… He can afford to eat eggs delivered from cage free, open range, truffle eating chickens.

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, so we're switching over to this big new system at work

Giant database that integrates with other things, takes 3 servers to run. It’s going to go live any week now, so someone wants to know if it’s possible to put on a thumb drive to take home and practice using. /sigh

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 5, 2011 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

hahaha

“can you put this into an excel spreadsheet for me?”

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does it allow you to access MCC premium

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by calgiants86 on Aug 5, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLUSERS

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently Jose Casilla has been released as well

??

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by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Traded for gritty veteran over 35

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by calgiants86 on Aug 5, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

What reason would they have to call him up right now?

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by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s see how tonight’s game goes. . . .

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by can of corn on Aug 5, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Play 1B?

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who is Jose Casilla?

A minor league pitcher?

by Every6thDay on Aug 5, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah.
6) Jose Casilla, RHP, Grade B-: 9.49 ERA with a 4/6 K/BB in 12 innings, 17 hits for San Jose, before going on the disabled list in May.

by Every6thDay on Aug 5, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sickels ranked him 6th!?

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by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

that seems like a miss

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by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I recall him

being on the Baseball America list but I don’t have the book with me ATM.

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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

How would this affect Burrell? Isn’t he only on the 15 day?

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I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 5, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I guess you just mean that he wasn’t cut?

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by kdl on Aug 5, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

And it was an unconditional release. So, he is gone gone. I don’t understand what’s up with that.

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by kdl on Aug 5, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read somewhere that he was injured.

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by Merope on Aug 5, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this move was made

Just in case Sabes makes a waiver claim

by TBRMKane on Aug 5, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah. Good call.

Awww, but only ONE waiver claim! I was fantasizing about another SS as well as a C claimed.

by Every6thDay on Aug 5, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who do they remove from the 25 if they pick someone up off waivers? DeRosa?

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by kdl on Aug 5, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

His wrist will explode soon.

by TBRMKane on Aug 5, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks dumb.

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by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

boring tbh

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by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of Spy Kids.

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by Natto on Aug 5, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

you mean

Spy Kids 4D?

I thought Jessica Alba couldn’t make worse career choices, but there we are.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 5, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

is it worse than the love guru?

by Hyoton on Aug 5, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doubtful.

Easily one of the worst movies ever made, and certainly the worst of the 21st century.

by Every6thDay on Aug 5, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

burlesque disagrees

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you seen The Love Guru????

No, I have not seen Burlesque. But trite and cliche doesn’t top filmed flop sweat and the deaths of so many careers.

by Every6thDay on Aug 5, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jessica Alba is hot.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dang you and your follow-up question

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t dislike Anne Hathaway, but I dislike her for the role. Of course, I need to see the performance. I had question marks about Heath Ledger before I saw him in action.

by Every6thDay on Aug 5, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

SHOULD HAVE BEEN MILA KUNIS

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

She has the look but not the voice.

Her tone and inflection don’t fit the Nolan world. She sounds like a teeny bopper.

by Every6thDay on Aug 5, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

True, but I am not a big fan of Hathaway as Cat Women.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Mila Kunis is a little “small” to play catwoman…which I always assumed to be pretty tall in stature.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

UGH YOU PEOPLE ANNE IS FLAWLESS FLAWLESS

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Need to watch Havoc

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

really, just need a few short clips from Havoc

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which is why she doesn’t fit as catwomen.

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 5, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

how many of them are there!

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

whatevs, they cast Davos's third oldest son

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by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

So Ygritte is 3rd season then? I guess that’s where all her real action is anyway…

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

She should show up near the end of season 2, but I guess that means they don’t have to cast her right yet.

Then again, Davos’s sons are pretty irrelevant until Battle of the Blackwater (and even then…), so.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Aug 5, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

SPOILERZ

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shit

Why didn’t you people tell me that it’s lunch time?!

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 5, 2011 11:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Put luck today.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was too busy enjoying my PB&J

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Vegetable pad thai
large slice of peach pie
black tea

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by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Be honest. How many pieces of peach pie will you have eaten by the end of the day?

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I only had the one. But it was like 1/4 of the whole pie.

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by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

The rest of the pie is at home, so I can’t eat all of it. I’d have more if I could.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah the “only counts as one piece” trick. Very nice. I do that with pumpkin pie every fall.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

If they expect us to eat only 11 chips then they shouldn’t put so many in a bag!

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Very close to the “If they are stuck together it only counts as one nacho” theorem.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Add soy sauce to that and you have a gourmet adobo

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

you add balsamic to adobo?

by City Girl on Aug 5, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

My mother got the idea from a restaurant.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Steak for lunch?! Are you a king?

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 5, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

SF beat writer

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is a joke

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Insider eats steaks for lunch.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eats insider, the steaks for lunch.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think you can eat the Insider.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

A challenge!

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure jhiat00 can't eat the Insider

Link

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying not to eat much fat lately.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not what I was saying.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not. There is no lunch time today.

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by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I changed my Comcast package to something with Showtime last night

Saw the first episode of the Franchise. I’m underwhelmed. Also, who is that radio person whose yammering provides the backdrop to scenes?

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:38 AM PDT reply actions  

I haven’t watched it, but I thought it was Brian Murphy?

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by can of corn on Aug 5, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh. Well, I don’t listen to KNBR outside of games. I only recognize Barbieri and Radnich on casual hearing.

So opinionated, though. I hate that.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

What’s funny is that he’s really not.

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by kdl on Aug 5, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh lord

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s Brian Murphy.

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by Natto on Aug 5, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

the first episode was the worst…. it gets better…

by capn on Aug 5, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the Vogelsong part. The trip to Ground Zero looked completely set-up.

Needs moar Timmy.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always suspected Affeldt’s patriotism was a sham.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well what possible purpose could there have been for three of the players who had agreed to more footage to go see the construction site with its wonderful shot of a flag flying from a row of portable toilets?

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I’m just turned off by the development at the site. It should be an empty park with two large reflecting pools.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like the four tower design…now if they can get it built before 2111 it would be awesome.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

They should take that money and cover first responders’ and cleanup crew’s cancer treatment.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

But what if some money ends up in the hand of those secret terrorists who were also first responders?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, initially I really liked Libeskind’s design. I mean, yeah, glass towers that look like crystals rising into the sky evoking the silhouette of the Statue of Liberty, I guess that’s kinda cliche in that “oh bright future” Star Trek stuff, but dammit, I liked it.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

although I suppose dystopia is more cliche …

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure it was the first time they were in new york since 9/11/01…

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if they wanted to go since it was right after the WH trip.

Maybe they go there annually.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they go there annually.

Well, this would be an explanation I’d be much less cynical about.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the visited ground zero before the white house trip.

by City Girl on Aug 5, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was right after OBL was killed

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 5, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know that Wilson’s dad was a military guy right?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t associate the military with the Port Authority’s newest office tower.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

really? wow- interesting marketing on youtube.

by capn on Aug 5, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

one of us just fell into an enormous chasm but I’m not sure which

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 5, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

shit! I was primed for it based on the fact that a buddy of mine is putting out fake youtube documentaries to promote movies

by capn on Aug 5, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Inside the Clubhouse

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why isn’t the 4th episode on YT yet?!!

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

You’re slacking, skullette!

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 5, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

20-20

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just don't think the Showtime crew is that talented

Despite the Good Phight’s ragging on Posey, I thought a lot of the problems they had with it were on the mark. Playing “I’m coming home”, hammering us over the head with how tough it is to be on the road for long stretches, De Rosa going “God I hope they get Bin Laden”, etc. It’s no Hard Knocks.

by Gitaroo_Dude on Aug 5, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those two things were pretty painful. The fact that it is about the Giants is the obvious attraction for me.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same

I can put up with a lot of the problems because I have an obvious affection for the team and players. And I like the Vogelsong stuff if only because Ryan and Nicole are compelling. But if I was a fan of any other team, I’d find a lot of the stuff unbearable.

by Gitaroo_Dude on Aug 5, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL former best golfer in the world

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

I don’t care who you are, where you’re from
Don’t care what you did, as long as you love me…

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 12:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it 1998 again?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

If so, I’m going home. I’m supposed to be on summer vacation. Eighth grade is about to start!

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLYOUNG

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you know of 1998, my sweet summer child?

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The earliest memories that I can clearly date come from that year.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good Lord. Mine date from exactly ten years earlier.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

mine from say 10 years before that

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

mine 10 years before that.

by City Girl on Aug 5, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this one of those things where we accidentally end up in caveman times?

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are no accidents. Everything happens for a reason.

by City Girl on Aug 5, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

There must be some kind of way out of here…

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Said the joker to the theif

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by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 5, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

thief*

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by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 5, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Theif Ericson!

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 5, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The earliest memory I can clearly date was Loma Prieta. After that, Steve Young’s Super Bowl.

Mostly just because I have absolutely no sense of time, but those two events have definite dates attached to them.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 5, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loma Prieta is the earliest absolute date in my memory. But I remember watching news updates on the 1988 presidential campaign (I’m not sure what day or month of that year).

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember President Reagan being elected. I mean I saw it on TV on the nightly news.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was before Marcos was deposed, wasn’t it?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was his first election, 1980. Marcos was deposed in 1986. I was there, in my combat vest and portable radio! Ten years old :)

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

November the Somethingth, 1980.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when he was shot.

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loma Prieta and Steve Young’s Super Bowl were a few years apart.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I can’t think of anything specific that happened between them that I remember.

Oh, I guess there was an election.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 5, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here

I was riding one of those big wheels things in my driveway and couldnt really understand why it seemed like it was harder to drive up it.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 5, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s cute! Did you eat your boogers too?

by City Girl on Aug 5, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

All you damn kids get off my damn lawn.

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by can of corn on Aug 5, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants won 89 games

And finished 9.5 games behind the Padres.

That year sucked.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce Bochy's National League Champion San Diego Padres

Swept by the Yankees in the WS.

A one-game playoff at Chicago between the Giants and the Cubs for the wild card.

The Cubs won.

there was wailing and gnashing of teeth

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also they had ugly uniforms and played in an ugly park.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Garvey was an ugly man.

Where have you gone John Johnstone?

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Aug 5, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quit playing games with my heart

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by Natto on Aug 5, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

98 Degrees!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quite

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

No kidding.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting that she's the sister of the outgoing PM though.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a looker, too.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 5, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cristina Fernandez says hi.

Also, current Philippine VP Jejomar Binay was famous for the time, constrained by the consecutive-term limit, he let his wife run for mayor of the city he had been mayor of, then when her term was up, he ran again. His son is the congressman for that district.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he was not constraint

by abuse of power charges.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 5, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Abuse of power charges are only leveled against former presidents by current presidents. The charges stay in the fact-finding mode and played out in various press outlets until the next election, when the tables turn and the process plays out all over again.

It’s kind of like the US except with more obvious private armies.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

When George Wallace of Alabama ran into term limits, his wife Lurleen was elected in his place.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's a song about it and everything

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by DrStankus on Aug 5, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

EDITH WILSON WOOT WOOT

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

She was fun.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well with a lady named Lurleen I should think so!

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thaksin’s been gone for a long time.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I for one dont find anything fishy about a rich, powerful former leader that’s been exiled suddenly having his attractive but politically inexperienced sister take power. Nothing suspicious there!

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 5, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its fun looking at BA’s past top 100 prospect lists

http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/prospects/rankings/top-100-prospects/all-time.html

I’m having a good time looking up the busts’ seasons that earned them the ranking and then seeing them suck it up in subsequent seasons. Seems like the most common error is ranking players too highly based purely on draft position before they put up any numbers. I understand why they do it, but it does seem to account for many of their misses.

Favorites:

 2008: 44. Joey Votto 1b, Reds
 2009: 44. Angel Villalona, 1b, Giants

2006: 3. Brandon Wood, ss, Angels
            25. Troy Tulowitzki, ss, Rockies
            96. Matt Kemp, of, Dodgers <——-Damn overachiever

2003: 1. Mark Teixeira, 3b, Rangers
           2. Rocco Baldelli, of, Devil Rays
           3. Jose Reyes, ss, Mets
           4. Joe Mauer, c, Twins
           5. Jesse Foppert, rhp, Giants

Ok, back to work now

by Rdubya on Aug 5, 2011 12:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Well this is what the rest of my day will entail

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by DFARowand on Aug 5, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Royce Clayton was #6 at one point?!?!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 5, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a pretty boring year…I didn’t know Pedro started out as Dodger. Glad they fucked that up.

Upon further research: Pedro Martinez was traded for Delino Deshields? Are you kidding me? hahaha. That made my day. Im sure most of you knew that, but oh well

by Rdubya on Aug 5, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the last time before this year that the Dodgers were sellers at the deadline.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 5, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. If I'm not mistaken, Jody Reed decided he didn't want to sign a contract extension offer that the Dodgers made.

It was a fairly generous one. He ended up signing elsewhere, for less. The Dodgers panicked, went after DeShields, and ended up offering Pedro because he was “too small to be a starting pitcher.”

The rest is facepalm.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 5, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least they held on to Ramon.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 5, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t mean to dredge up bad memories…just nice to be reminded that other teams can be stupid as well

by Rdubya on Aug 5, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

2000
1. Rick Ankiel, lhp, Cardinals
2. Pat Burrell, 1b/of, Phillies

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 5, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, I didn’t realize how good of a prospect Ankiel was as a pitcher. Did he get injured as a pitcher? It seems like if it was just the meltdown in the playoffs, that he might have gained enough confidence by now to revisit the pitching thing. Now that would be a cool story

by Rdubya on Aug 5, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh sure. Grant comments in his other blog but not here.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Jupiter will be visible rising above the eastern horizon just after midnight tonight

If you have some binoculars and a steady hand, you should also be able to see Io, Europa, Ganymede and Callisto as they orbit the planet.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2011 12:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Go to Mt Diablo

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 5, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woo!

/looks, sees fog

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did you feel about water on Mars?

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by howtheyscored on Aug 5, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Doctor should have left them alone.

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by Natto on Aug 5, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

So weird seeing him in the commercial for that terrible vampire movie

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 5, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you understand? Time bends to his will.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 5, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it is a tremendous possibility that should be further examined by a MER-like robotic craft.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 5, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re obviously the seasonal Martian underground city sewer overflow.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

“This week, on Coast to Coast AM!”

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should get Nightline to cover this angle after the Christina-Osbourne feud segment.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 5, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nightline is dead to me.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 5, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

I heard this song on the radio today. Does the fact that it made me terribly uncomfortable mean I’m old?

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by can of corn on Aug 5, 2011 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

The music could stand to be livened up a little, couldn’t it.
Kids these days are so morose.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 5, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smells like someone shit in her cereal.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 5, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife likes this song

I think it’s stupid.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 5, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously – what the hell?

“If I die young, bury me in satin, lay me down on a bed of roses, sink me in the river at dawn, send me away with the words of a love song.”

“Lord, make me a rainbow, I’ll shine down on my mother, she’ll know I’m safe with you, when she stands under my colors. Life ain’t always what you think it ought to be, nooo, ain’t even gray but she buries her baby.”

Like it’s so cool to die young.

Perhaps having kids makes this so ick.

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by can of corn on Aug 5, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fearless leader has given something to us peasants

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/8/5/2346922/the-return-of-jonathan-sanchez

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by DFARowand on Aug 5, 2011 12:34 PM PDT reply actions  

CSN reports Derposa’s wrist is 100% ready for flacid explosionining #CSN #Wrists #Flacid

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