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Giants/Phillies Series Preview

WE GOTTA HOLD ON TO WHAT WE'VE GOT/DOESN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE IF WE MAKE IT OR NOT

When the Giants left Philadelphia, things were looking up.

Star-divide

Bill Neukom: Oh, no! Saboteurs disabled the plane we chartered! Look: engine parts, everywhere!

Brian Sabean: We'll never make it home!

Carlos Beltran: Do not fear. This is but a minor setback.

Beltran transforms into a golden griffin, six stories tall

Beltran: Climb on my back, my new friends.

Neukom: Hooray!

Bruce Bochy: He's ... beautiful.

Sabean: He smells of persimmons rather than some grotesque half-eagle, half-lion!

Beltran: I will save you.

The Giants left with a series victory against the Phillies on the road, up four games in the NL West. They had Carlos Beltran, who was a legitimate middle-of-the-order hitter. Everything was looking up. Then the Giants never won another game. The losing streak has been so bad, I even had a dream that they broke the losing streak on a win from Ryan Vogelsong, who was a prospect for the Giants ten years ago. 

The Phillies haven't lost since then. They've won six straight, and they finally have a full-strength team. Everyone's back, including Roy Oswalt and excluding Joe Blanton, which makes this the toughest the Phillies have looked all season.

Man, it was awesome when they had Joe Blanton.

The thing that scares me the most about the Phillies is something best described with the Aaron Rowand Axiom, which states:

The Phillies do not have Aaron Rowand hitting lead-off for them tonight. The Giants do.

While you might think that's just a cheap shot at Rowand -- and it is! --it's more of a general truth. The Phillies don't have Eli Whiteside hitting. The Giants do. The Phillies don't have Orlando Cabrera hitting. The Giants do. With Hunter Pence in the lineup, the breaks in the Phillies' lineup are Placido Polanco and Raul Ibanez, both of whom would be better options to hit fifth for the Giants than Aubrey Huff.

So while it's cute that there's a vocal minority of Giants fans who like to think that the Giants are "in the Phillies' head!!!!" or some such, this is almost certainly the National League team I want to see the least. And for four games? Cripes.

The good news is that Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, and Madison Bumgarner are still on the Giants, and they have a way of making the other teams look like they're starting Aaron Rowand, Aubrey Huff, Eli Whiteside, and Orlando Cabrera. That's why I'll never freak out over another team's offense too much. They're always like us, even if only temporarily. And the Phillies have a mighty fine rotation, but at the risk of being one of those weenies who quotes himself, allow me to be one those weenies who quotes himself:

Every pitcher is Roy Halladay to the Giants. You know what kind of pitchers do well against the Giants? The ones with noses.

Still holds true, so there's no reason to rewrite it. And that came from a post before the NLCS, when we were told that the Phillies would completely shut down the Giants' offense. Of course they were: they were using pitchers. Those guys kill the Giants. And they probably will again. But not hitting has worked so well over the past year, it's just crazy enough to work again!

So the Phillies scare the bejeepers out of me, but so does baseball. I probably could have picked a better hobby or interest.

Hitter to watch:
Hunter Pence will eventually give some sign that he's an insect in some sort of humanoid suit. Whether it's wings jutting out of his jersey, or a face covered in pollen or feces ... something's going to give him away. 

 

 

Cripes. It's not that he's unusual looking, it's that he looks a little askew and then plays like he does. He runs weird. He swings weird. He throws weird. He's exactly what you would expect an alien or insect to be like if they were trying to blend in. Close to imperceptible ... but not a complete success.

Pitcher to watch
Roy Oswalt has already made two starts against a minor-league lineup. After his third one on Sunday, he'll probably rejoin the Phillies' rotation.

Prediction
No matter what the outcome, people will make waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much of this series. Unless it's a split. Then that will just be annoying.

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Just don't get swept. Please.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Pence looks weird

because he’s a life-sized marionette

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
@productiveouts | Productive Outs

by delorean on Aug 4, 2011 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Marionette, I did my best
Teacher’s pet, it just couldn’t last
Marionette, get me out of this mess
Teacher’s little pet, it happened so fast

Marionette, now I need a rest
Teacher’s pet, where’s my sanity gone mother?
Marionette, I did my best
Teacher’s little pet, I’m just like all the others

They gambled, with my life
And now I’ve lost my will to fight
Oh God these wires are so tight
I’m just a Marionette

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like that one X-Files episode with the guy from Ally McBeal/Law & Order who was a baseball-playing alien.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also the guy from Rent. That episode is awesome.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 4, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He played for the Grays

Awesome stuff

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 4, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a bad feeling about the whole damn schedule until after the 19th.

Today? I dunno… Mr Merope is starting Lee for his Pokemonz, usually that means bad things for his pokemonz

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s hard for me to have a bad feeling with this team. Despite how horrible they look on occasion they seem to have this knack for bouncing back. On the flip side it’s also hard to feel really good about this team because of how bad they can look at times.

In short I basically have no expectations and I am just along for the ride.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 4, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well fasten your seatbelt until it comes to a complete stop!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Using belts

#illegal #cheating

This is not a signature.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 4, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

you must use your huff until Bochy says so

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Aug 4, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

I’m sorry this sounds mean, but Hunter Pence is one ugly motherfucker.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2011 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

preemptive haahahahahahaha
1. CF Rowand

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Really..Was Bochy not at the game yesterday ?

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno

but he did say Rowy was starting today.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres takes 28 pitches and has to sit.

Awesome.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 4, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, Brett
MLB MLB
BREAKING: Blue Jays select contract of top prospect 3B Brett Lawrie from Triple-A Las Vegas.
1 minute ago

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 4, 2011 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

They select it? Is that some kind of Canadian slang?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like, is that what they do with Pokemon in Toronto?

“Brett Lawrie, I select you!”

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were doing a contract draft.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do Canadians call TV seasons "series" like the Brits?

If so, what does that mean when the Blue Jays play their first series versus a team in the 2011 season?

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hoser!

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soory.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howse.

Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 4, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

take off

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Aug 4, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Milk behg.

Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 4, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Canada

I think there’s a law that says you have to translate everything to French with one dictionary, then back to English with a different dictionary. Just to screw with us.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 4, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your comment English to French to English with SAME translator:
I think that there is a law which says that you must translate everything in French with a dictionary, then behind in English with a different dictionary. Just screw on with us.

by paboperfecto on Aug 4, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCovey Chronicles: Just screw on with us.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saw Lawrie play last week. Dude can play ball.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

In this line.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 4, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

KRUGMAN!!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Snake? Snake!!!!

by Hyoton on Aug 4, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon Bon Jovi

Is great karaoke music. It’s one of the truths of life.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 4, 2011 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson Valdez has a higher wFB/C than Barry Zito

and knows how to win.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry if this was posted earlier but has anyone seen this Barry Zito article? I think it’s my favorite Zito article yet.

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/6832278/the-end-barry-zito

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 4, 2011 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

It was posted in the previous thread.

Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | McImage Directory | Confused? Check the McWiki

by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay cool I’ll check out the discussion, thanks

by Sabean_Is_Iago on Aug 4, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh….“discussions”

by paboperfecto on Aug 4, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

There must be a pony under there somewhere!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that was the whole “Zito is aroused” sub-thread I skipped over.

by paboperfecto on Aug 4, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Diaries

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants are underdogs

Posey is a whiny babby

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 4, 2011 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

The 'in your head!' stuff is so dumb

The Giants aren’t IN TEH PHILLIES HEDZ. If the Phillies win 3/4, they aren’t IN THE GIANTS HEADS! Sometimes one team wins and the other team loses.

But I guess amateur psychoanalysis is more fun.

by GiantPain on Aug 4, 2011 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Krugman is the cranberries of economists

Terrible, but for whatever reason, gets stuck in people’s heads.

by GiantPain on Aug 4, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Britta’s marrying/ Britta’s marrying/Jeff Winger”

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeffrey Winger

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's probably more accurate

Anyway, that whole scene had me pissing my pants in laughter.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was terrific. That whole episode was fantastic; I must have watched it half a dozen times Shame the rest of the season wasn’t as good.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and I need to have our own version of the Lincoln-Douglas Debates centered around the question: “Community Season Two: Underrated, Overrated or Just Rated?”

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were so many episodes that were just not very good at all. It would have been more had it not been for the presence of Alison Brie.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just realized she is also Pete Campbells wife, urge to slap him getting stronger

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Aug 4, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

A couple weeks ago I was watching Mad Men with my friend

Halfway through a scene with the Campbells in bed together, my friend exclaimed, “Annie Edison!” We laughed.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

cranberries are delicious.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

’specially on turkey sammiches

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I’m hungry. The alarm didn’t go off in the morning, so I haven’t eaten in 14 hours. Bleh.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

POOP COCKTAIL

I hope that helped

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

chipped beef on toast

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you meant “In your heaaaad, In your head”

by paboperfecto on Aug 4, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

zombie

zombie

zombie eee eeeeee

by GiantPain on Aug 4, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

sssh

do you want Steve Moskowitz to appear here or something?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

that song is good

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 4, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That metaphor makes less sense than using debt default as a political weapon. People actually listened to the Cranberries.

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 4, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree it's pretty dumb

But nothing you’ve said here proves that they aren’t in the Phillies’ heads either.*

*Note this doesn’t mean I’m implying they are

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess

But my assertion would be that even if the Giants are in the Phillies heads, that doesn’t matter.

by GiantPain on Aug 4, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Phillies lose this series

it will be because too much was expected of them and they cracked under the pressure. Just ask some doofus at Grantland.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant has a theme park now?

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Aug 4, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes it rains.

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Aug 4, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just split the series please

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Sneaky ex OT

Lady’s lawyer hired PI who hired hot girls to hang out with this guy and get him a DUI in order to get leverage in a divorce.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2011 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I will never be a family law attorney.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 4, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was. It was not pleasant work.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it could be very rewarding, but so often it just seems to be petty squabbling over stupid shit. Or petty squabbling over important shit, like children.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 4, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are the reasons I left that area of law. Paying me hundreds of dollars an hour to argue over a piece of crap kitchen table (with no emotional value), or using the kids as pawns to extract a better financial deal made me angry.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be annoying

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was. And man, can people be asses to each other during a divorce. It was the worst one year of my professional life.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m clerking for a civil judge right now, and I have seen that behavior far too many times. Glad you got out of that.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 4, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have done it. It’s horrible. Violent criminals are better-behaved.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Aug 4, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it’s all so short-sighted. And the kids lose out more than anybody. It’s so distressing.

When you have to have a judge determine who gets to get the kid a haircut, you know you’ve gone much too far.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you live with someone for a good amount of time you can really learn how to hurt that person…

by paboperfecto on Aug 4, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as you’re paying attention.
And taking notes.

by younghutch on Aug 4, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any man who can’t compartmentalize is no stereotype of a man at all.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing is

it doesn’t matter in California. California is about equitable division. You can be the biggest jerk in the world and still get the same division. It may matter in a child custody situation but if the guy is otherwise clean, the one DUI wouldn’t really matter

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see the custody changed for the guy

probably bad lawyering

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you practiced family law? A DUI is kinda a big thing.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I would have to agree that a DUI is a bad thing if you have custody issues.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I worked in family law during law school but I guess for custody it is.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can still end up with nasty squabbles regarding children.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 4, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

and property.

Please don't cut Ishikawa! 2009 Tops All-Star Rookie and World Champ 2010!

by kennv on Aug 4, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. And, as a corollary, don’t have kids. There are too many people on the planet, anyway. Resource drains, the lot of them.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kids are a particularly pernicious form of pollution.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now hold on a minute…there’s job security at stake here for some of us.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or just have one kid. Even two is probably okay.

Certainly don’t have 19.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two is good. Best advice my father in law ever gave me "Never let them outnumber you "

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

BBC America

By the way, Season One of the terrific show ‘Outnumbered’ just started airing on BBCAmerica last Sunday. Set your Tivo’s….it’s good stuff.

by biff pocoroba on Aug 4, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer superior firepower

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 4, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always felt really sorry for my poor Hmong mommies who had 13, 14, 15 kids. Those women always looked exhausted.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good lord. I would die trying to raise that many kids.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 4, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giving birth to them might be even tougher.

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by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the women… her doctor took actions into his own hands. This through a translator… she went in to have her 12th and the doctor said “this is killing you I’ll tie your tubes for you.” She agreed, didn’t tell the dad though.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really doesn’t matter what you white people do in the West. Population growth occurs elsewhere and/or in other forms. Your childbearing decisions play no part in the discussion.

signed,
Someone from the Third World

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yet I would still discourage us Western white people from having 19 kids.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking lawyers.

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
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by ResDog on Aug 4, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as fun as it sounds…

by paboperfecto on Aug 4, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speak for yourself!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/ polite applause

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Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear they’re crazier than actresses. But there is a fair number of both in LA, so the numbers are skewed.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both are probably drunk or coked out most of the time

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Grant mean to link to http://Every pitcher is Roy Halladay to the Giants. You know what kind of pitchers do well against the Giants? The ones with noses.? I can’t even tell.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah Grant. You need to get your priorities straight. And watch it with that other crowd you’ve been hanging with. Don’t think we haven’t noticed!

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by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

My takeaway from that is that Grant is giving us clandestine instructions to cut the noses off of the Phillies’ starting rotation.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope the Giants win this game.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

wait

I hope the Giants win this a game.

by TBRMKane on Aug 4, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

My prediction for tonight

Rowand
Kepp
Panda
Beltran
Huff
Ross
Cabrera
Stewart
MadBum

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 4, 2011 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Rec'd

Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely

by Cant_buy_a_run on Aug 4, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still want an away Rent jersey.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

In this line.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Geez, Marty, you sure you don't want to use the DeLorean to go back to a more meaningful moment in time?"

“Doc, no! I have to take this picture back to September 2010 and cause mass hysteria and confusion in the streets of San Francisco!”

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it's gone!

/voice crack

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

EDGAR RENTERIA!
HAS HIT A THREE-RUN HOMER!
AGAINST CLIFF LEE!

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by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Refer to signature

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are two Phillies fans who work in my suite.

I just printed this and put it up on my door.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I feel like Ryan Howard staring at Strike Three would be better, but to each his own.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but that wasn’t posted in this thread. Also, I was just talking about the 2-5 record and he was quick to say “Well, Cliff Lee was on the Rangers, then, so…”

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by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad we don’t have any washed up SS’s to hit dingers. Oh, wait!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL missed location

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Molina’s target is right over the plate, at the belt…

Of course, he could have moved the target to catch the ball. Actually, that’s more likely.

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Aug 4, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

For a second I thought that was a nice curveball on the way to home plate.

and I LOL’d at Giants Fail.

Then I realized.

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 4, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a bad feeling about this.

If the giants lose this series, me and the rest of the colorblind are rising up against you full sighted people. They had better at least split

Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely

by Cant_buy_a_run on Aug 4, 2011 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

jeeebus, I can just almost read the first one.

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can only read the 3rd one (25).

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by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a messed up thing to say!

Hope they don’t get someone normal to read that to them.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s disgusting, Natto.

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by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? That much gunpowder?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about this?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those I could never do.

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by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me neither.

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If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can sort of see them, but the colors make it so the image just blurs together.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just cross your eyes…

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

EASY FOR YOU TO SAY!

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see the outline of something, but I can never make out what it’s supposed to be.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it's a boat

dummy

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aboot?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

A schooner IS a sailboat, stupid head!

by Chomp On This on Aug 4, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got it, it’s a bloody tampon!

by City Girl on Aug 4, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the rate you’re going, you may become my favorite poster on here lol

Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely

by Cant_buy_a_run on Aug 4, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

great, now they’re stuck.

by Bar None on Aug 4, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a picture of Aaron Rowand hitting leadoff.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 4, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suspect that my vision problems prevent me from doing those, because I’ve never been able to do them even a little.

I also can’t cross my eyes.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then everybody I meet is convinced that they can teach me to cross my eyes.

No, I haven’t tried looking at the tip of my nose! What helpful advice. Oh, just slowly move my finger toward my face? You know all the tricks, don’t you?

I just can’t do it!

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don't need to cross your eyes

just unfocus them

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless it’s the Star Wars prequel droids up there, it’s not working.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

it kind of is?

it’s some kind of dinosaur, but i could see how you would think they look kind of like the droids

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

try this one

you want the chess pieces to line up over each other. It’s a good one to get the general idea of how they work/how to do them:

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s weird, I have no trouble with these (nor repeating desktop backgrounds) but I’ve never been able to see the schooner-type ones.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is weird because it’s the same thing, just at a smaller level.

by paboperfecto on Aug 4, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now my eyes hurt.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to say, he has an awfully long head for a T-Rex.

by paboperfecto on Aug 4, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was a kangaroo at first.

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 4, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a big head and little arms. I’m just not sure how well this plan was thought out….

by paboperfecto on Aug 4, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get it on

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sailboat?

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even non-colorblind people can see those.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, we’ve got our method of passing messages the mods can’t censor!

by paboperfecto on Aug 4, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do these even work on a computer screen?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally. Whoa.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see anything. Adblock?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a red sweater, but, like, really close up in front of my face!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 4, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sailboat? Waldo?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can knit that.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That should come with a free barf bag.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about this one ?

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one should come with a hit of acid.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought this was a gif at first.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does it know which ones I’m not looking at directly!!!!

by paboperfecto on Aug 4, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean it’s not?

by City Girl on Aug 4, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are all awesome

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hot chocolate with a candy cane.

by City Girl on Aug 4, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Staying in that 60's mode

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Break out the Pink Floyd!

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 4, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do they do that, anyway?

If you stare at yesterday’s game long enough, it starts to look like the Giants scored eight runs! At first I couldn’t understand what I was looking at, but then, poof, eight runs.

by biff pocoroba on Aug 4, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Applause Light is Lit

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trippy

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 4, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate you.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

My brain hurts.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 4, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/vomits

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/seizure

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for making me throw up my lunch.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t see a thing

by Hyoton on Aug 4, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a swimming shark.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not see Joe Thorton at all in there

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like someone surfing.

by City Girl on Aug 4, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

where

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like the shadowy part is dancing

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 4, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so good at these. It takes me like a second to get ’em.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 4, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh look!

A sailboat!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 4, 2011 2:50 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh look!

A sailboat!

"A Giants game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings."

I'm an avid protester against "the Wave," "the Fist Pump Dance," and "Like a G Man."

by GIANT stoner on Aug 4, 2011 2:50 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh look!

A sailboat!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

dinosaur

easy

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 4, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dinosaur.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 4, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a schooner

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Aug 4, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

DINGER!

Relief! I Thank you for your Lefferts.

by Cody_ransom on Aug 4, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why we are rising up against you people! Work laughed at me today for freaking out about my clothes, now you are messing with us. You’re on the color blinded list (written in black ink of course

Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely

by Cant_buy_a_run on Aug 4, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

but you probably can get away running red lights

It was green I tell you green!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You fell in.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I see what he did there now.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red, green, same difference.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s weird for me. So I can tell grass is green and a stop sign is red, but if you put something green inside something red, I can’t see the green. And visa verse. It makes it really hard to describe to someone not color blind what my problem is.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand my fellow color deficient friend. Don’t let the well sighted bring you down. Fight the power!

Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely

by Cant_buy_a_run on Aug 4, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Join my revolution!

Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely

by Cant_buy_a_run on Aug 4, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

,

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Aug 4, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

it sucks that you have to memorize the colors in a stop light

that still screws up my uncle sometimes

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Aug 4, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Top middle bottom. I ranted at the end of the last thread about it. I’m pissy today haha

Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely

by Cant_buy_a_run on Aug 4, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless you’re in Texas, or other places where they’re horizontal.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re just colorblind—we’re not stupid. (Sorry Austin.)

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a dwarf, not blind!

by paboperfecto on Aug 4, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should I read last thread?

Is that where the color blind conversation started?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I

Brought it up at the end of the last thread, but continued my color blinded frustrations here

Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely

by Cant_buy_a_run on Aug 4, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said it out of order the other day.

It was pretty embarrassing.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE'VE GOT EACH OTHER

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Aug 4, 2011 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

and that’s a lot

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 4, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

For love – we’ll give it a shot.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhhhh halfway there

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This song was so great in the WS game 2. We were ahead—on the way to winning game two—and were indeed, “half way there.”

A classic moment that made me love tolerate this song.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAKE MY HAND

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Aug 4, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, we play these bozos again? Already?

by Evan on Aug 4, 2011 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

If it’s worth saying once, it’s worth saying again!

by paboperfecto on Aug 4, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 Cy youngs

1 WS
1000ks in 5 years

Good, not great

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Aug 4, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

How important good a Cy Young Award be? I mean Cy Young never won one!

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito>Young

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 4, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yesterday was a great day

Giants won 8-1
Sharks signed a sought-after guy for cheap because he wants to win
Sharks now have a top 5, possibly top 3 defense in the NHL
The original Buster (Owen Nolan) joined twitter
Buster follows the Giants on twitter
Ergo, Buster is a fan of Buster

But today I found out Nolan has accepted an invitation to the Canucks training camp. And we ran out of orange soda. And my cousins and aunts went shopping without me, which is annoying. Hopefully this game doesn’t follow that trend.

Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 4, 2011 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

…Damnit, it’s all my fault!

Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 4, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I didn’t know it was a possibility! I thought all the Sharks fan love that was given to him last night would cause him to sign a PTO with the Sharks!

Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 4, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Sharks signed who?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colin White

He was one of the Devils best dmen last season (not saying much, but still), and is known to be a solid defensive defenseman that lays out huge hits.

Basically, he’s another, if slightly less devastating, Douglas Murray. And he’s the #6 defenseman.

Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 4, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

what she said…
silly me looking up the name to see how many L’s it needed…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see Randy Hahn on Chronicle Live yesterday?

He just came back from the Giants game and was showing off his tanned legs.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in San Diego right now, so no

I should be on the beach right now, reading a book and tanning, but I’m too lazy to put on sunscreen.

Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 4, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you’re too pale to go out without sunscreen?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Far too pale

Two days ago I got massively burned after putting on SPF 45 and only being outside for 2 hours.

The curse of being blonde and of northern European descent.

Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 4, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

My parents tell me to wear sunscreen all the time, but I’ve never had any problems without it.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What Howie says below.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You won’t, until you are old and get weird skin things going on.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not getting sunburned does not mean you’re not hurting yourself.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

with the corollary

suntans don’t prevent skin damage/sunburn.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too lazy to go to the beach? You may be the laziest person ever.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it’s all the way over there.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 4, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

To make it worse, this is my current view from the couch

Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 4, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well, that does make things worse.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you’re just trying to piss me off :-)

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh for fucks sake.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That must be awful.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re unamerican.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 4, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is this not color?

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t see a sailboat or anything in this.

by Hyoton on Aug 4, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see Russia!

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

There actually is one, just above the wave near the lifeguard station. I don’t think it shows up in the picture, though.

Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 4, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must be afraid to go outside...

…owing to the 3rd nipple that must be growing out of your forehead.

by younghutch on Aug 4, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mission Beach, actually

Just a 6 minute walk from Belmont Park, and a 5 minute drive from Sea World.

Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 4, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here was my view when visiting San Diego...

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks expensive!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 4, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

More guts than stuff

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Livin' On a Prayer is Ross' walk up music. This is a fact that makes me laugh.

Cole Hamels is facing Matt Cain again. And Roy Oswalt is facing Timmy for the 3,456,687th time. It wouldn’t be so bad if these games weren’t gonna be the same games we have seen over and over again.

Although MadBum is facing a guy that he could very well blossom into, so that’s kinda cool.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing Phillies don't have Jayson Werth

or do they?

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 4, 2011 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s going to be ugly….

by paboperfecto on Aug 4, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowands leading off…and Madison’s hitting 9th

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, so Rownads will likely be asked to bunt MadBum over, flipping the lineup.

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Aug 4, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU SEE! YOU SEE!

HE’S NOT A MACHINE! HE’S A MAN!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit the one in the middle.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's like a piece of iron

I'm feeling...I feel like I want to rage. Right now. - B. Wilson

by fjm on Aug 4, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Insect in humanoid suit?



It’s a long trip. He’ll need a snack.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - SLC

by mhad on Aug 4, 2011 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Sugar….In..Water

by Ltisme on Aug 4, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitcher to watch
Roy Oswalt has already made two starts against a minor-league lineup. After his third one on Sunday, he’ll probably rejoin the Phillies’ rotation.

I LOL’d. Best series preview of the year.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2011 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL
i wanted to say how much i hated shrek part 3 strate to her f**ken ghoul face

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Jim so much.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every pitcher is Roy Halladay to the Giants. You know what kind of pitchers do well against the Giants? The ones with noses.

So the Giants would do well vs. Lord V?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2011 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

or the Bloody Mummers

assuming Rorge is pitching

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 4, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Not tho fatht, Don Mattingly!"

“You went to the mound two timeth!”

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Aug 4, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the Giants have to do

Is get the game to the 25th inning when Ibanez climbs the mound.

by nnatesters on Aug 4, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

So this guy would not do well?

We need to get a team to sign him, then.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prepare to harvest this pathetic human's lower horn!

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Aug 4, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is one of my most favorite episodes, especially all of Bender’s comments with “Woooooooooo!”

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Agent Ned SWOOPS

"Why is no one hugging me right now?!"

-Sergio Romo

by DoubleDeuce22 on Aug 4, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies Blog @TheGoodPhight

I urge you all to head over to The Good Phigh and read what the Phillies bloggers wrote about The Franchise and how much they hate us. Their sorelosership is unparalleled. Get over yourself. Teach your boys Utley, Howard and Ibanez how to his decent pitching.

by BaySean on Aug 4, 2011 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Mentioned in the last thread. Fun stuff.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read it. It was funny. I left because I couldn’t control myself and bitched at someone for a Posey comment.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 4, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

back in my day, trolling meant something

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now we’re just supposed to throw it all away because some basement-dweller something something??

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 4, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm amused that the only green'd comment is
I really don’t get all this Giant hate. It just reeks of sore loser to me.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really like TGP

And post there once in a while, so I’m trying not to cherry-pick the 10% of comments or so that just make me really fucking angry.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 4, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, for some reason I’m remembering that the TGP visitors we had last season were pretty alright peoples.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the most part, yeah.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like everyone’s getting way to srs bsns about this. It was funny, and I liked it (apart from one portion). No need to get all defensive in the comments.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

basically

The OP and a couple commenters just hit the Buster sore spot with varying degrees of viciousness.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 4, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a rule that people ought to know. Keep whatever opinions of Buster Posey you might have to yourselves and Giants fans will probably like you.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

 I thought I could handle it. But I couldn’t. Ah, me.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 4, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wonder if Our Old Friend is hanging out over there.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That post is terrible in every way. All he does is sit and mock every part of it, with really no substance behind disliking it.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 4, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I hate Bruce Bochy” didn’t make you laugh?

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 4, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain (who is just 26 and at seven years is the longest tenured Giant) does not like leaving his very pretty wife Chelsea and their infant daughter behind when he goes on road trips. Jeremy Affeldt doesn’t like leaving his wife and two sons either! I am SHOCKED.

It’s as if he set out to bash the show, made a list of every part of the show, then found different ways to say each part stupid.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 4, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

She* I guess.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 4, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s dumb, because it’s not supposed to be shocking. But, when else have we been able to see that kind of stuff? I don’t know what it’s like to be either of the parties in that situation, so I found it interesting to see their reactions and hear the guys’ thoughts.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the same, but only made it 60% through. Maybe it closed well.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was waiting for the part where she said, “Aubrey Huff’s dad died when he was a kid, am I supposed to feel bad?!”

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 4, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That will be a later episode.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn’t in the episodes that she was covering, was it?
I certainly hope she wouldn’t say something like that.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 4, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No it wasn’t.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 4, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We all know women don’t exist on the internet.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
"I will never apologize for watching Bonds dominate" – Duane Kuiper

by Soulbrother16 on Aug 4, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounded dumb enough to mistake for a man.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see you haven’t been reading Tumblr lately.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like Television Without Pity!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boards on boards!

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’ve mentioned before about how TWoP has a rule that a commenter cannot “state an opinion as fact.” We would have to shut MCC down to enforce that rule.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

And even though the site is called without pity overly sensitive shut-ins who only communicate with others on the Internet still feel “threatened” to voice their negative opinions in regular threads, so create sub-categories that are just to be negative about a show and then still troll the regular threads with their negativity.

Weird, hysterical personalities all over that board.

And, yes, the “opinion as fact” rule was a weird to not have around here when I first started to lurk.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

overly sensitive shut-ins who only communicate with others on the Internet

HEY

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was about to say…

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven’t you posted from a game at AT&T before? TwoP has people who never leave the house!

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

to pee or not to pee…
when you’re a woman…. dealing with a nasty public restroom… that is the question…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to poop at a concert once. My legs burned from the hovering.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

in the SQUAT

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just think about it for a minute.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Stand up and bend your legs like you are sitting in a chair. Now hold if for a few minutes.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, I just crapped my pants.

by younghutch on Aug 4, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew I would get someone.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t pat yourself on the back too much. 3rd time this week.

by younghutch on Aug 4, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't know why they don't just do this

http://theoatmeal.com/blog/public_toilets

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have one of these. Only good for #1 though… not well you know…..

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

overly sensitive shut-ins who only communicate with others on the Internet

To anyone who’s never spent any time there, this would seem like hyperbole. It is so not.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got banned over there for disagreeing with the moderator. Seeing as how it was only about BSG, I decided to get a life. Here it is, years later and I’m posting here. I guess i don’t lern so gud.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of fanbases don't like the Giants

That’s relevance, right there.

It’s weird that two of the most hated Giants are Matt Cain and Buster Posey, though.

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by thehavenot on Aug 4, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I just don’t get that.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s weird that two of the most hated Giants are Matt Cain and Buster Posey

That makes no sense at all. BWeez I could understand.

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Wilson is relatively liked.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s either liked or hated. No in-between at all.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like him in small doses.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

100 mics?

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by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

RACIST

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by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell, we hate Wilson half the time.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

From what I’ve read on GLB Cain used to rub the SD out from the back of the mound when he was pitching. I always knew Sanchez did that and never noticed Cain doing it…..

by paboperfecto on Aug 4, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve noticed him doing that; I like it. Mostly because I think branding the mound for the center field camera is weird and stupid.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I have no problem with it but it drives the opposing fans crazy.

by paboperfecto on Aug 4, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one forces them to put an easily defaced logo on the mound.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually like that. A pitcher’s job is to mess with the hitter.

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a photo of Cain doing it.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right click...save picture as

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, this type of stuff I can understand

If the Giants did this at ATT, and an opposing pitcher did what Cain is doing, I’d get a small chuckle out of it. It’s funny. No matter what team you root for.

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by thehavenot on Aug 4, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

People these days hate decency!

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could understand why Mets fans might hate Cain, but yeah. So bizarre.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it because of the time he beaned David Wright? Totally on accident, of course, but that seems like it could be the cause of their hatred.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did tip his cap as they boo’ed him as he left the field.

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by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah. That was one of those things where I thought it was funny, but I knew I would be so pissed if someone from another team did that in SF.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I’m thinking. Accident or not, I don’t know if I can fault the victim’s team for hating the pitcher.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I finally caved and tried to read it. It was so boring, I only got through maybe the first third of it. I mean, I don’t mind someone making fun of the Giants or the show, but at least be interesting and/or funny about it. She just sounded bitter.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am, however, reading the comments. They call them the “GINAS”? For fuck’s sake, that is so many kinds of pathetic I can’t believe it.

I had no idea how much they hate Cody Ross, either. How can you hate Smiles? I kind of like that they hate him, though.

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can you hate Smiles?

Seriously?

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by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t understand how a Phillies fan could hate Cody Ross?

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by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you meant that it would be normal for anyone to hate him.

I understand why they hate him, but the level of hate is extreme. He doesn’t behave like Mat Latos or something. If he signed baseballs with the inscription, “Phillies Suck,” then I’d get it.

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last night on The Franchise, Cody was bragging about how there’s an I Hate Cody Ross facebook page.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It didn’t really seem to me like he was bragging. He seemed kind of annoyed.

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

At first, until Huff explained that it’s an honor.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vagiants

It’s worth noting that we hated Cody Ross for a while.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never ever did.

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by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me neither.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did. He’s creepy looking. But he’s our creeper now, so I like him.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

When? I basically had no idea who he was before last season.

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did the little bat flippy mctwirl-twirl after he hit that homerun…..
I didn’t like it at the time… but that still didn’t approach dodger level loathing for me.

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did somebody say Dodger?

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by kiririn on Aug 4, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/flags

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank God for the subject line
/hides picture

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I flagged this because it wasn’t Ethier.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can tell by the smell.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feel Better

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Xavier Cugat is one of the CDs we had in the car on our recent driving trip to Portland.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who would win in a hipster slap fight? Andre Ethier or Sufjan Stevens?

They sound like the biggest wusses on the planet. And that’s coming from me. Who is an enormous wuss.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

So there it is, then. You’re dead to me.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that Sufjan Stevens cries when he performs because the act of performing is so physically demanding on his baby physique (/doesn’t know what Sufjan Stevens looks like). And his voice… ugh.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I like his music.

And now we have confronted one another in a respectful manner, as per discussion in the previous thread.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

(you should be secretly plotting hideous vengeance on E6D, my apprentice.)

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got rid of my rage violin. I won’t give in.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now we all hug.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should we sing kumbaya?

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer “Michael row the boat ashore”.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

We all have to stand in a circle and hold hands. And sing it in the round.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s always fun!

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best thread ever!

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am disappointed. You seemed to have such promise in the ways of the Sith.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hug

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good job, guys!

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I appreciate the opportunity to learn that you like something I do not and shall henceforth only bring up my dislike of that thing to get a rise out of you when you make pro-Dodgers statements tongue-in-cheekly, as I could never find fault with you for liking something or someone I do not.

A gentleman’s agreement. Huzzah!

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing he wasn’t around when the Dodgers/city were acquiring the land for Chavez Ravine.

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by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/applauds joyously

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

What…. I…. I can’t….

My god.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 4, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t it awesome?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/holds up pair of bats in cross formation

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 4, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I obviously didn’t care about that because I don’t remember it.

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh

standard practice for Athletic Supporters too.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juvenile. Plus, being something that is only on a woman is the WORST THING EVAR.

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Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

sssshhh

it’s also becuze of teh lol gayness

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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg teh horror

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gay womenz!

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 4, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAWT LEZBINUMS ARE A++ WITH MANLY MEN

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t always like Ron White, but when I do, I prefer what he has to say about porn.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s cause they’re women, right?!? Oh man, that’s a sick burn!

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 4, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

They not only hate him for what he did last year

but for his time with the marlins as well. I guess he was always a Philly killer.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s their Scott Hairston.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 4, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair warning to those headed to the ballpark: while walking downtown yesterday morning on the way to the game, I saw a not insignificant number of folks wearing Phillies hats.

If you see them at tonight’s game, be friendly, practice good sportsmanship, and don’t bring up Bochy selecting Ryan Vogelsong over Dominic Brown for the ASG.

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by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2011 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Demonic Brown? Really?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

We sit behind the visitors’ dugout, we’re used to a lot invaders.

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by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

^ of

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just wore my NL Championship shirt. I haven’t worn it since I bought it last October 25.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I get for taking the time to resize the picture to something reasonable..

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

silly you

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not saying, just saying

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thought it would be smaller than that. Should have resized. My bad.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a big dildo.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey

Frank McCourt is going through a lot right now!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of big dildos? He should probably start saving his money instead.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No worries, he was using the Dodgers’ money.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

so more dildos then

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on Aug 4, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are a lot of Dodger fans to use them on.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What Dodger games have YOU been watching lately?

Of course, copious numbers of attempts at unauthorized dildo use could be responsible for the drop in attendance, I guess.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 4, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

They stay at home, and with good reason, but they are still there. I am related to some of them by marriage.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

UFIA?

I thought that was the Boston Garden.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL..way to go Nat

now the folks in my office are looking at me wondering why I just started laughing for no reason.

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen Imperials try and defend stuff…. I’m now worried about the safety of the trophy!

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

I thought the same thing.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

not the 501st!

That’s the crowd that fried all the kids at the Jedi Temple. They’re regular marksclones.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but those are good clones… the Star Wars stormtroopers are awful

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I admit I got a little sad when I saw he retired last night.

Dude crushes Dodger dreams

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

For about five or six years, every time I heard about Matt Stairs doing something my first reaction has been “Really? Didn’t he retire?”

So now, six years later, I’m finally right.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Aug 4, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like it may be cold tonight at the ballyard. V-E-R-Y windy and overcast here about 2.5 miles from the park.

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by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

srsly

I think the sun almost peeked through once around 11, but things look like they’re settling in. The ground seems to have dried though.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the wind last night and the drizzle this morning has me worried.

I haven’t sat in the bleachers in years… will it be warmer or colder than say, 327?

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by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drunker.

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by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obnoxiouser.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think

it will be windier and therefore colder. I think those upper deck seats on the Giants side are fairly warm, at least compared to 307 or so.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve got windblown precip here by the beach! (no this is NOT everyday thank you) (well not ALL DAY every day)

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, fog never really burned off today

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 4, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't care how it happens

I want the Giants to score some runs.

There is nothing wrong with me cheering for players that are former players for my teams. Unless they become a Viking.

by Giant_in_la_area on Aug 4, 2011 2:26 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Haters gonna hate
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Fox scheduled Yankees-Red Sox Saturday for more than 150 stations. Only one asked to be switched to Phillies-Giants: Lincoln, Neb.

by minesweeper on Aug 4, 2011 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LEAST COAST

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 4, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a hell of a town!

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 4, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to move to Lincoln...

wait…what ?

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

“The Phillies wear red hats. Red is the primary color of the Nebraska Cornhuskers uniforms. HEY, THAT’S RIGHT! COLLEGE FOOTBALL STARTS SOON! WHOOO-HOOO!”

/Nebraskans turn off Phillies-Giants game in 1st inning

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by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

does that mean if all of our Oregonian/Washintonian type peoples called their local tv stations maybe they could get the game switched?

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone got that Fox map for this Saturday?

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by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 506 doesn’t have any map yet. It does, however, have many Canadian election maps.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plan B

Guess I’ll just have to see Cain/ Hamels in person. Woo hoo!

by biff pocoroba on Aug 4, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

When asked for comment the mayor of Lincoln stated:
I have to be somewhere Sunday morning.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also:

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I like how she moves her head to punctuate parts of the sentence.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I do that!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

really

I thought you batted for the other team…

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Phillies?

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sort of get it. So mild laughter for you.

Heh. Heh. Ha.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This always cracks me up.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Opening a tanning salon in Atlanta seems like a guaranteed to get rich business idea.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a looooog cabin.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is noooooooo moon

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Aug 4, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to go on a quest

to Atlanta, so I can find and marry this girl.

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by Kestrel76 on Aug 4, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have my sword.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

and my bow.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

nicely done.

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by Kestrel76 on Aug 4, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

One tan to rule them all.

by younghutch on Aug 4, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The silent accent echos in my ears.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 4, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lip-reading the accent will always make me laff.

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by WholeCamels on Aug 4, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

and upright

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

My guess at the LOLineup

CF – Rowand
2B – Keppinger
3B – Panda
RF – Beltran
1B – Huff
LF – Cody
SS – Orlando
C – Whiteside
P – Madison

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Aug 4, 2011 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

But after yesterday

O-Cab must be hitting 5th!

This is not a signature.

by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 4, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop it!!!!!!!!!

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Cabrera hits fifth, and Huff drops down against LHP

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Goofus!

I saw in the old thread that you’re going to the season ticket holder breakfast Saturday. I will be there also. Sounds like a good time. :)

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I sold my tickets to that game before knowing about this :(

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Bummer. Luckily, I have a friend who is a season ticket holder.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLU

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breakfast

I too am going to this. It starts very early and they say that Beltran, Sandoval, Posey, and others will be answering questions from the fans. Still no confirmation of in-seat bloody mary service.

by D-T on Aug 4, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Q&A

I’m going to ask Beltran if he’s met Goofus and kdl yet, then point them out.

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by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should ask him if he is selfish

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else fed up with Eli’s “defense” or lack there of? I would rather Stew play, honestly.

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Aug 4, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Stewart is an awful hitter. Whiteside is actually pretty okay with the bat.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

There problem with defensive catcher is 90% of the time, they are worse than their offensive counterpart.

Now, Whiteside may not be an offensive juggernaut, but Stewart is absolutely horrendous.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Stewart's defense fits better with the Giants' style, if you have to choose between the two.

The talk of Whiteside’s “offense” is pretty ridiculous. He pops up and strikes out. Hitting a triple once per month isn’t enough to make up for his defensive problems.

by TortureOpp on Aug 4, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

it really does though

he’s been actually not bad (for a catcher) offensively this season

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s hitting .209/.293/.345. That’s an OPS+ of 80. Stewart is hitting .210/.297/.272, for an OPS+ of 62. The difference between Whiteside and Stewart is the same as the difference between Whiteside and Jayson Werth.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find

that turdburgers smell much better than crapsandwiches.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I had to choose between cleaning up a steaming pile of my cats poop when it’s properly digested and when it’s not properly digested, I don’t scoff at that choice.

I take the properly digested shit.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside is actually capable of getting XBH from time to time, unlike Stewart.

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every once in a long while.

I’d rather be throwing out baserunners and not be giving away bases on passed balls.

by TortureOpp on Aug 4, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, it's not. It's more than that

Stewart is a terrible terrible terrible offensive player. Whiteside is merely bad.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have the same avg., with an OPS difference due to Whiteside 2-3 triples

In fact, Stewart gets on base 0.4% more often than Whiteside.

Again, the OPS difference is due to a few random extra-base hits by Whiteside that aren’t enough to make up for the defensive difference that can be rolled out every inning.

by TortureOpp on Aug 4, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don't know how to get this through to you

but yes, yes it is. 70 points of slugging is a lot.

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Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That logic makes no sense

And isn’t as fair to say the OPS difference would be bigger if Stewart had a few less doubles? Kinda silly, isn’t it?

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by otis29 on Aug 4, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

or, as we say around here

“the thing is, it happened”

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the difference in offense far outweighs the difference in defense.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 4, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see that at all. With Stewart in, there's a hole in the 8 spot, but the G's

have better pitch defense and can throw out baserunners.

With Whitside in, there’s a hole in the 8 spot, and also they run on us and balls get by him.

by TortureOpp on Aug 4, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The hole is bigger with Stewart.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 4, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the most accurate description of Hunter Pence I’ve heard. Or read.

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by ResDog on Aug 4, 2011 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

what's up

What’s going on in this thread?

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Aug 4, 2011 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

It's a good thread, not great.

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re having a variety of good, but not great, discussions.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re feeling good, not great.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 4, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are discussing good, but not great, recipes for dinner.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Assorted stereograms and other optical illusions

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re expecting good, not great, visitors.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re having a good, not great time.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to perceive counterclockwise motion and I can’t do it.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think looking at the shadow helps

I don’t know how to describe it, but I can switch it in my head.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait what am I supposed to do besides seeing a girl spin in counterclockwise fashion?

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s spinning both ways.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.
-GOB Bluth

by ELOOIE on Aug 4, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad to see this has finally made the jump to meaninglessness.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can make her move in the other direction.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right. In your mind, what else can you make her do?

by City Girl on Aug 4, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t dare reveal that.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

So many sandwiches.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s just say her legs really, really burn.

by Hyoton on Aug 4, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The key is to realize there really is no girl at all.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS.

So many times I’ve lost count.

by younghutch on Aug 4, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have achieved this enlightenment.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m with you, how else is she spinning?

by paboperfecto on Aug 4, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Close your eyes and imagine her spinning clockwise. Then look at her.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 4, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s purely a silhouette, so we have no way of telling which way the “actual” person is spinning.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Picture the right leg extended when spinning clockwise.

And the left leg extended when spinning counterclockwise.

by younghutch on Aug 4, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

With her feet in the air and her head on the ground.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 4, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your monitor’s upside down.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah! Where is my mind…

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 4, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

At work

so I can’t even see it. Now I am intruiged and will have to look at it when I get home .

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Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, the shadow did it for me.

Also, there are nipples.

But I only glanced.

by younghutch on Aug 4, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't.

Does this have anything to do with color blindness?

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa yeah

I looked at the shadow and it switched!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking at the shadow works for me. When I scrolled down enough to only see the shadow, it switched.

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by Soulbrother16 on Aug 4, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to put my finger under the foot and move it in time to help my brain switch.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a hardwired counter-clockwise brain, it’s really, really hard to get these to switch.

by paboperfecto on Aug 4, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can also look just below the picture. It switches more easily in the periphery.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t do it :(

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

My only other tip is the finger trick, but that doesn’t work as well with me for the cat.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now we know why the cat poops over the edge of the box.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me neither.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEEDZ MOAR NIP

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by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

No nipples. Doesn’t work for me.

by younghutch on Aug 4, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is from the Nine Inch Nails “Closer” video, isn’t it?

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 4, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This cat might be easier

Yeah, I’ve never been turned down by a cat.

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by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that grosses you out, you probably shouldn’t listen to Brian Posehn.

“I’ve got cats at home; I could make that happen if I wanted to!”

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by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

My only other tip is the finger trick, but that doesn’t work as well with me for the cat.

I think this was possibly a reply fail.

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by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dogs are often used; cats rarely.

—"Boys and Sex, 2nd Edition"
Found it in the school library in the 6th grade section

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll look for it next year.

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by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The author was a student of Kinsey’s. I believe he warped me permanently.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am so stupid. My first problem was switching up what counterclockwise and clockwise were and then, once I figured out that I had mixed them up, it took me a nosebleed to see both directions.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t get this to switch.

My boy Joe Staley plays lineman on Sundays.
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by Soulbrother16 on Aug 4, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t make it work!

I’ve always been terrible at these things.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on Aug 4, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think those are tortured’s boobs.

by City Girl on Aug 4, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even close. Mine are way better.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other boobs weep when they see yours.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Personally, I’d need visual evidence before I make any sort of judgment.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dream on, Natto.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why you hatin on the empiricists—do you not believe in science?

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Believe” in science?!! For shame.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Professional Blogger

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

One day, I will innocently post a picture of myself

and will totally forget I told you about my bewbs. I forgive you all in advance for how you will treat me.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

We promise to look at it only peripherally

and see if we can get it to switch

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

/counterclockwise jiggle only

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This also means

you can never go to a McC meetup.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was feeling sad about missing the one coming up, but now I feel much better. Thanks!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

.gifs will be made.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a glance.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re real and they’re spectacular!

by City Girl on Aug 4, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Those are reduction model-quality!”

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m def going to have to let a few years go by before I go to a meetup.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, we won’t forget this then, either.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Droopage cannot save you now.

by younghutch on Aug 4, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

We also need to develop a WAR-like system…identify replacement level breasts and then rate.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

SICK BURN!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

woot!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn't do it

I’m married.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, beautifully done.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SNAP

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 4, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is a wiki of boobs called boobpedia

it could be the baseball reference when developing boobametrics

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Aug 4, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave Cameron:

“The Colorado Rockies Have Won the NL Wets.”

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think "rockies will win nl breast" works better

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Aug 4, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some day, I will dig out the scorecard my sister & I developed for baseball butt calculus.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/is excited, in a purely theoretical sense

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It had some advanced metrics. We spent an entire game working on our theories.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This theory sounds fascinating.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

there were scores for roundness, attractiveness from the side or back etc. Also, angle associated with adjacent body parts. Other stuff like that.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is essentially what some friends and I do at minor-league games. What grand fun.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was a while ago

Bernie Williams, Shawn Estes and (cough) Mike Piazza were in the top 10.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohhhhhhhhh shawn estes hnnnnggggh

also, a cocky jerk
just my type

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always hated him

but he does have a nice ass.

Right now, I would put Andres Torres atop the leaderboard.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Timmy’s. Rounded, firm, powerful, yet petite and cuppable.

TAKE THAT PHILLIE LURKERS

/PRIDE

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dan Uggla. Wow.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ATHELETICS FANS R RITE

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least you know it doesn’t have any dandruff.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I go back and forth on Mike Piazza in general. He certainly is galooty.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I go back and forth on Mike Piazza in general.

So do a lot of guys, so the stories go.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey-oh!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wonder if there’s any truth to that.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone needs to come out already. It’s the 21st century, jesus.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This reads kind of like you’re calling on Jesus to come out.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please make this green

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Done

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 4, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

/picketers

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been lurking on OutSports for more than a decade. No dice.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like to read that site. Sometimes they have pretty good interviews and articles.

Oh, and the Hot Jock Talk section.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The more amusing thing will be if he comes out as bisexual, because it will make him a pariah to both groups!

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does everyone hate the bis?

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re cheating. They’re cheating.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t. My ideal mate is a straight guy who lets me.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s scares most women and it annoys the piss out of most men.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about bi women?

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably the most desired beings on the planet … if they’re hot.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Send them to me!

Do not tell Mrs. Disaster.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t bi women get shamed by all women into picking one or the other since chick-on-chick is just serving the patriarchal construct that oppresses them?

… fuck, I need to stop reading jezebel.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This comment, couple with your commentary on your boobs, makes me...

…shit, this wedding ring on my finger is burning. Burning, I tell you.

by younghutch on Aug 4, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You people are so easy to rile.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

What "people"?

Men? Married men? Fanatical, married, male Giants fans? Developmentally disabled? Color blind?

I’m kind of stupid that way.

by younghutch on Aug 4, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Sal Romano’d

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIES

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t touch my iron defenses.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Piazza's good friends with the guys from Overkill

Who are probably my favorite thrash metal band.

On the other hand, he’s Mike Piazza. So.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 4, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the words of Grahm’s sister, Pal Lo Duca was “THE HOTTEST HITTER IN THE MLB”.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Graham

**Paul

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Dimples in the side with the promise of power!”

Can anyone guess what 90’s FOX sitcom that’s from?

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ally McBeal?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And how do you know this ?

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sounds like what I did in my downtime as a middle schooler.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember having to explain to a girl why I graded her a ‘4’ …

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

A few colleagues and I did this 10 years ago in my company

One guy, just before he left, released the chart with initials only as a part number in the database for diagrams and manuals.

To this day, I can call up this part number and just laugh.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

My scale was more elaborate than I care to get into.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

But then, I was good at math.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

/flagged

you can defiantly see nipple

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Aug 4, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I’m glad someone else said it first.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

She could put it on her Holiday Cards.

by City Girl on Aug 4, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish there was a tv show about this place

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hung over.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 4, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry, sweetie.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Aug 4, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It happens.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 4, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We think your phans are juvenile and misogynist and possibly internet shut-ins.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the Internet.

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Aug 4, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the irony of it all …

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is Internet?

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Aug 4, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how large the subthread spawned by this comment is.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The subthread is good, not great.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 4, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bewbs

Make subthreads grow!

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

there was one already!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s okay, but I’ve seen longer subthreads.

Paul Krugman!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good, not great.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that his O – no face?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

“But I did my Zen deep breathing and everything.”

by younghutch on Aug 4, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you have avocados with your eggs ?

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Giants!

See ya’ll on the porch.

Proud parent of SD-born Shane Loux.
If Cain is with us, who can be against us? - atxgiantsfan

by jhiat00 on Aug 4, 2011 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Fun Fact:

The Giants haven’t lost a series at home to the Phillies since 2006

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Aug 4, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

They didn’t even lose the series where Tim made his debut?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That WAS 2006

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

’07

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 4, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, fuck.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Aug 4, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re doing it wrong!

by paboperfecto on Aug 4, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

New fun fact

Utley is batting 1.000 in his last 1 ABs against the Giants!

by paboperfecto on Aug 4, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching The Franchise from last night

LOL Zito

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Are they posting these episodes online anywhere (and yes, I mean legally)?

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

shosports on youtube has the first episode I believe and clips.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched the first episode. I guess I fell under the impression they would follow suit for subsequent episodes.

Damn.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

Since its a paid channel, probably not

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everything I want should be free and everyone else can GTFO. /wins election

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check out this Youtube user and tell her gracias.
http://www.youtube.com/user/theskullette#p/u

by BayArea4Life on Aug 4, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know if you have Comcast for cable and go on their xfinity site (xfinitytv.com), they currently have the first three full episodes available to watch online. I think that’s only if you subscribe to Showtime as well.

Proud member of the Do Not Under Any Circumstances Trade American Hero Joe Pavelski Or Else I Will Be Crushed Club
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 4, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

First, make a list of those who support Sabean….

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh… my… god… I know who it is.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO IS IT

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s just say I was able to narrow my list down to one.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

KENSHIN?

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walrusman

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

CJ Wilson

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s just say that whoever he is, he is a big Sabean supporter.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf are you talking about?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

tits

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

BusterBrosey!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

22gigantes?!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 4, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

OGC maybe?

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe OGC is older and Asian.

Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | McImage Directory | Confused? Check the McWiki

by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That FireBrianSabean guy?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, that's not him

He was in one of those Ashkon videos.

Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | McImage Directory | Confused? Check the McWiki

by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody remembers SabeanSupporter?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

can't say that I do

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUSANNNNNN

WHATS MY PASSWORD FOR THIS ACCOUNT AGAIN?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know all about Billy Beane’s supporter thanks to Moneyball. That’s probably gonna be in the movie.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

I thought you were making that up. Anyway, ice Ice baby.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have narrowed it down to about 600.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

bahahahaha

Adopted Giant: Mike Fontenot
He's like Grant, but fun size.

by TGOH on Aug 4, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, at least close your closet door.

(couldn’t watch more than 15 seconds)

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your

Anti-White Douchebag Faux Rapper Bias Is Blatant In Your Post.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t stop laughing.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what would happen if John Cena were a baseball player instead of a wrestler.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT POETRY!!!!!!!! Kind of

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 4, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always wondered what would happen if you crossed one of Grant’s postgame threads with a poetry slam. Now I’m wishing I hadn’t.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a candle.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

I can never, ever see a white rapper without thinking of this. And it ain’t Rick Astley.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, though, you guys. I don’t think Hunter Pence is that weird looking. What is wrong with me?

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop being so confrontational!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well played.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you color blind?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see it. I definitely see it. But I think we can all agree I’m an unreliable source on these matters.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are? I’m sorry, but anyone with those argyle orange and black socks has excellent taste.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you an entomologist?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Aug 4, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe…

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He kind of has a grougian stare.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its not when he is static

its when he is being athletic that he looks weird,

Kickham where it hurts

by say hey nation on Aug 4, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That must be it. It’s not like I’ve watched him play a lot.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This just blew my mind.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 4, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

Okay, Hunter’s smile is really weird. His eyes are not even the weirdest thing. Also, you can’t really use those stock MLB photos. Those are the worst. They make Buster Posey look like he has no chin.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cuddles

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

His skull hasn’t even fused together all the way!

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

I hope he really shows up at this Q&A thing on Saturday (SUBJECT TO CHANGE AT ANY TIME). I might cry when I see him, though. That would be super embarrassing.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

on his lil scooty thingie!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will totally cry.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love to shout this at someone mishandling a baby, btw. As much as I can’t stand children of any age, I HATE seeing them mistreated or people just not giving two shits about handling them.

“ITS SKULL HASN’T EVEN FUSED TOGETHER! ACT LIKE THAT MEANS SOMETHING, JERKOFF!”

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

IM TRYING TO HOLD IT LIKE A FOOTBALL

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or

ITS NECK CANNOT HOLD THAT GIANT NOGGIN UP YET OKAY! DON’T JUST THROW IT AROUND. PUT YOUR ARM UNDER IT

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

When my sister had her baby and we all went to the hospital, I was all super careful about holding the baby and handing him slowly to people and supporting the head, and then the nurse comes in and juggles him.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

With three other babies. It looks scary, but it’s actually quite efficient.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I trust them. They’re professionals.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

At one point it looked like the nurse had flipped him like a pancake.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s kind of crazy.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Visually, it can be a bit shocking.

The child was, of course, fine.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, yes, Russian baby-tossing.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don’t touch them. Even if they need help. The babies, I mean.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, I love babies! But, yes, there is some minimal skill involved.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is exactly how I am with dogs. Don’t like ‘em, don’t want to get near ‘em, don’t wanna touch them, think they’re vile.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love dogs, but I totally understand.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, sure, I’ve come to realize lately that many dogs are not dirty, smelly, disgusting creatures with sharp teeth and no sense of personal space. Maybe someday you will say the same about babies.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just think they are need monsters. I don't want to be around creatures that need me.

That would technically make me a cat person, but cats can go fuck themselves. Stupid cats.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cats are awesome because they don’t give a shit about you. This is what I can handle as well.

/hmm

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baby teeth are the sharpest.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still remember the time Grant said he was born without teeth, and it took me a while to figure out.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, I remember this story in Omni Magazine about this family of hill people whose daughter was pregnant with an alien baby. He never really developed, just kept getting bigger and bigger and fatter and fatter and eventually ate the girl’s breasts off.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Omni.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also first time I learned about Mokele Mbembe!

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Omni magazine…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

/pours one out for Omni

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Things to get when I make a baby...

Similac.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be Mike Fontanelle.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 4, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mom always says that: “His name makes me think of Fontanelle.”

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, I have something in common with your mother.
You’re going to think about that every time you see my name now.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 4, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now so am I :(

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 4, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you changed your sig… well, I was famous for 15 minutes!

by Your mother on Aug 4, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was more like 6 or 7 months! But, when they DFA’d RyRohl, it was too depressing to keep looking at it. :(

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. When I look at Orlando Cabrera, I’ll just keep mentally transposing Rohlinger’s face onto his body.

by Your mother on Aug 4, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the way

This is Zito’s SBN photo now.

Mr. F! | comics | art | Nattowear | McImage Directory | Confused? Check the McWiki

by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have seen it, my friends. La Isla Bonita.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exhibit A

My favorite is Gary Brown’s picture on the SJ scoreboard. I’m not sure I could find that, though.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pour some shook up ramen!

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slowly, but I did get this.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, like soup?

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

like this

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the line in the commercial.

What were those commercials even for? I can’t remember now. That’s bad advertising right there.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, hell. I thought you were quoting Arrested Development. It wouldn’t make sense to do so there, but on this board…

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any comment could be an AD reference.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

STEVE HOLM!

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

|__|

I miss him just because I liked yelling that whenever he did something good. Or, any time I saw him, really.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. Arms in the air and everything.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no point in doing it without the arms in the air part.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

To the window......

To the wall…….

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops

He read this and said “13 YEAR OLD!!”

by Daver321 on Aug 4, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell him you didn’t acknowledge him as a human before he was able to walk.

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had a lower bar in my house – the kid had to outweigh the cat before she was human. It wasn’t easy – our cat was almost 20 pounds.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine if Grant had that rule.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG Imagine rewriting that song using themes from the Laura Ingalls Wilder books.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn you.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, though, we should get tk on the case.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plant some corn and we’ll harvest ,I swear.

by younghutch on Aug 4, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almanzo Wilder.

Laura got it.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Handsome dude.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Parts his hair kind of high.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably matches his pants

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tommy used to work on the crops
No rain in sight
He’s down on his luck
It’s tough . . . so tough

by QuakeFan on Aug 4, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Laura works at writing all day
She cries through the night
he whispers, “Laura it’s okay”
Someday

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is amazing.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I’m imagining Orlando Cabrera singing it in the picture above.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 4, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

She says we’ve got to go out
And clear all those rocks
It doesn’t make a difference
If we die of smallpox
We’ve got our homestead
And that’s a lot — for love

by QuakeFan on Aug 4, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

It doesn’t make a difference
If we die of smallpox

FTW

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s give it a shot!
Oh, we’re halfway there-y
Oh, living on the prairie!
Take my hand and we’ll make it I swear-y
Oh, living on the prairie?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t wanna limp like a referee

Scuse me… while I kiss this guy

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLaura Ingalls Wilder

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo sucks.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ban

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

nm u

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool cool

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/troy and abed hand shake chest slap thingy

2010 World Series Champions!
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just saw this Kindle commercial

no…reading virtual books is not as good as reading a real book.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Coming from you, I’m reconsidering the Kindle.

Giants 2010 in review: One Jerry Garcia bobblehead, one world championship. Questions?

by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once you try it, it’s hard to go back to paper.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

My g/f got one for her bday

and LOVES it

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

GF

Illusion = DISBELIEVED

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 4, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that voids the warranty.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS.

My Photo Blog: http://eyeprints.tumblr.com,
SIGN UP :D http://www.swagbucks.com/refer/ch3zyp00fs
I didn't choose to be a Giants fan, I was born into it. November 1, 2010 World Champions.
Proud Adoptive Parent of one of the best Five Tool Players, The Machine.

by ch3zyp00fs on Aug 4, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Want to surprise your girlfriend?

Introduce her to your wife!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like it...

don’t like carrying books around…

by Andrew Crispell on Aug 4, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your giant purse?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

totally geek…cargo pants and pockets…

by Andrew Crispell on Aug 4, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree that the physical book is intrinsically superior to the book presented on a reading device.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

physical books are not intrinsically superior…it’s the reading of a physical book, the turning of the pages, and the closing of the book upon completion.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. I don’t find reading a printed book any more satisfying than an e-book simply because of paper and covers.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention the availability of bookstores ...

in which to browse.

I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

by GiantMalcontent on Aug 4, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

tell that to Borders

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No but ...

I will tell it to Powell’s and Bloomberg Books and other great independents. Never have shopped the chains.

I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

by GiantMalcontent on Aug 4, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strand in Manhattan

brain fail

I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

by GiantMalcontent on Aug 4, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must live on the coasts.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This statement is correct.

I also still participate in the Sunday Paper ritual. Cover to Cover, in order.

/old

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Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t read it in order, but I do read the paper every day. I subscribe to the paper, for crying out loud.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can also be done on Kindle!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 4, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a page ruffling feature?

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, the dulcet click of a page turning button!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 4, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could also have the reading robot, if you want.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t the Kindle have the page flick like the iPad?

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just kind of shimmers. No touch screen.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 4, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some people think it’s hokey, but I actually like the page-turn animation, and that you can pull up the page to see the page underneath … without it actually having to be paper. Lord, DwD would have sprained both my wrists.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's not backlit

so it doesn’t hurt your eyes to read

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never really understood what that means.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

you need to have a light on in the room to see the screen

it doesn’t provide its own light source like an ipad or computer monitor

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

No glare. None what so ever. You can stand and read it in broad daylight. Works better than paper, really.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 4, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can stand and read it in broad daylight without glare off the page

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 4, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

Okay. I guess I’ve never thought that was a problem.

Well, except on the beach, I suppose.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

have you tried reading on the ipad at night?

it makes my eyes hurt. Kindle doesn’t, but you need a booklight or something similar

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

… that’s how I kinda use my iPad.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, at night with the lights out. So no one knows I’m still awake.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Kindle’s cover has a LED embedded in its back.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 4, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

those things are nifty

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

For a man who lives by the beach….

Also, there’s no problem with making your eyes…. hertz.

Hehe!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 4, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Backlit basically means that a light source is situated behind the screen. Or, in the back. Which means there are lights pointing directly at your eyes.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about the soaking-wet-because-poorly-bagged-by-delivery-person feature?

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Aug 4, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/drops your kindle in a puddle

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take that up with BL, he works for FedEx and handles Apple shipments all the time.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just unsubscribed to my local paper last month, after spending a lifetime as a newspaper subscriber. The quality was quite low, and I just couldn’t make myself take the time to read it anymore. =(

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

especially the Sunday thing, it seems like such an incredible waste of paper, by which I mean the 50 pounds of adverts and coupons.

Weekday would be OK but we both leave the house before it gets delivered.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a fan of the inky fingers

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried to cancel a few months ago, but they talked me into trying the weekend-only option. Except that the delivery people never remember that, so we usually didn’t get a paper at all. And when I realized I didn’t really miss it much, we just stopped.

I still feel guilty, though.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Aug 4, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was like trying to quit AOL – they totally went hard-sell on me. I told them “I don’t want the paper.” “How about Sunday only?” “NO – I don’t want the paper.” “Can we just send you the Sunday ads for free?” “Hell no – I DON’T WANT THE PAPER.” And now they’ve been telemarketing me (I’ve asked to be taken off the list, let’s see how that goes) and sending me offers by mail.

Fuck.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I give them fake phone numbers when I sign up, just remember what number you give in case you need to make a change on the account. Or a work number, if you can block particular numbers.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m on the “Sunday Paper” only plan. I get Sunday’s and Wednesday’s each week. Four dollars a month. Sunday Paper alone is $2.

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Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

With you there

You can’t catch all the stuff on line but also /old

I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

by GiantMalcontent on Aug 4, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh my only Sunday ritual is Mass.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any commercial modeled after the I’m a Mac commercials is a fucking obnoxious commercial.

But at least Apple was advertising against an actual company.

Kindle is advertising, essentially, against its own industry.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck, I hate that commercial model.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you were talking about the T-Mobile girl.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I mean that commercial structure.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I’m a smug asshole.”

“I’m a likable galoot”

“Fuck you.”

“You’re right. Fuck me.”

“NOW GO BUY SOME SMUG ASSHOLE, ASSHOLES.”

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love my Kindle.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 4, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a good product.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And there it is

@JaymeeSireCSN
Jaymee Sire
#sfgiants lineup tonight vs Phils: Rowand cf Keppinger 2b Sandoval 3b Beltran rf Cabrera ss Ross lf Huff 1b Stewart c Bumgarner lhp

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 4, 2011 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone up there was dead on.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2012 Opening Day CURRENT starting SS!!

by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WUZ RITE

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ROWAND

LOL CABRERA 5TH AGAIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Begun, the Cabrera batting fifth era has

by Hyoton on Aug 4, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TORRES
LOL BELT
LOL BOCHY

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 4, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREE BELT YOU BIGHEADED ASSHOLE

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 4, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had his chance.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cripes

Well, I guess I no longer mind that it’s knitting group night.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO KNITS

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lololololololololololololololololololololololololol

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess Belt only becomes a viable option

After Huff falls below Whiteside/Stewart in the batting order.

Or hell, Bochy might go Catcher/Pitcher/Huff.

"Grant is a genius." - section214 - 5/17/11

by otis29 on Aug 4, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

With all the griping

Huff is a pretty good no. 7 hitter.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he?

"Grant is a genius." - section214 - 5/17/11

by otis29 on Aug 4, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

When his wOBA is 15th on the team?

And his OPS+ is 12th?

"Grant is a genius." - section214 - 5/17/11

by otis29 on Aug 4, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

Huff is a damn good hitter, with some funky voodoo hex on him.

I hope Beltran works with him soon too.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Aug 4, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey Huff, by wRC+, is the 6th worst qualified player in the entire National League

He is not a good hitter, in any spot of the order. He would be the 6th worst no.8 hitter.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

last year

he was the 9th best in the whole national league. Somehow I think his true talent lies somewhere in the middle.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the year before that he was just as bad as this year

2 out of 3 years he’s been dreadful

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the year before that

he was almost as good as ’10.

He’s had an odd career.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you think he will be good next year?

by capn on Aug 4, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

define "good"

I think he’ll probably be above average with the bat

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

above average in general, not necessarily for 1B

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

good as in closer to 2008/10 than 9/11? I.e., will the every other year thing continue or will 2012 just be a continuation of 2011?

by capn on Aug 4, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

neither.

I’d imagine he’ll land somewhere in between, around his career levels

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL – he’s a first baseman. If you have a first baseman hitting down that low in the order while a better hitting candidate sits on the bench, you have a problem.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

153 wRC+ in August!

/optimism

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see Belt play too

But I really think everyone expects Posey

And forgets about people like Bowker. Even Nate crushed AAA and took a while to be decent in the majors constantly.

Time to repeat in '11!

by Myemail21479 on Aug 4, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still more exciting to watch than Huff.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but

the only way the kid has a chance is if he gets some freakin at bats

by Rocko711 on Aug 4, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Belt is not John Bowker or Nate Scierholtz

Those guys never made anybody’s Top Prospect List

The comparison is ridiculous

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

but it’s also not likely that he comes out of the gate as good (with the bat) as buster

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesnt have to be as good as Buster

He has to be competent with the bat to be better than Huff.

I think that’s all everybody here is saying.

I haven’t heard one person say that he was going to be as good as Buster

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly this.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were people who expected him to be a middle of the order bat.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I think he would have been if we had treated him like the Braves treated Freddie Freeman

Competence is all we need from him now

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

JR Phillips?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congratulations you've named a failed prospect

I guess the point you’re trying to make is that prospects sometimes don’t make it.

Wouldn’t you like to see what he is?

Because I’ll tell you this Belt has been better than Aubrey Huff this year even with the shit that has happened to them.

I am confident he would continue to be better than Aubrey Huff if given full time ABs

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what he is

I would like for Bochy to play him but I’m not going to freak out over it.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet you continue to defend Aubrey Huff

You do realize that with how close Arizona is the difference between Aubrey Huff and Brandon Belt might cost us a playoff birth?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t defend Huff. All I said was that he is hitting better.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which means absolutely nothing, of course.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

You just said “Aubrey Huff is a pretty good 7th place hitter”

He’s not. He’s not a good anything hitter unless the purpose of the game is to hit the ball to 2nd base.

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he had hit the ball to 2nd base on Tuesday, the Giants might have won the game.

by capn on Aug 4, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did fly out two other times and singled in the 9th.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey Huff as in (likely) true talent Aubrey Huff?

is a pretty damn good 7th place hitter. The way he’s been playing so far this year? not so much.

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Personally

I think Huff has a had a really bad year but I think he has greatly underperformed as to his true talent. I am happy to see him hit a little more the last few weeks and the critical thing is that he is elevating the ball and taking more pitches.

We’re talking about a 7th place hitter…compare with any other team’s 7th place hitter (NL)

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem with calling Huff a 7th place hitter is that he is not batting 7th because there are 6 really good hitters in front of him. He is batting below Aaron Rowand and Orlando Cabrera. That means he is effectively as bad as a 9th place hitter. So yes, he does compare favorably to most NL pitchers.

by capn on Aug 4, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Regardless of why he is there…he is there. Just like Carlos Ruiz should not be the 8th place hitter in the Phillies’ lineup but he is.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you understand what drivel a statement like this is?

Pick any NL game tonight and I guarantee one or both of the 7th place hitters is better than Aubrey Huff.

I wont even include the AL where probably both 7th place hitters would be better (excluding the Mariners)

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which Aubrey Huff?

This season’s? His full career’s? The last 3 seasons? The last 4 seasons?

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're talking about this season's Aubrey Huff

If you think he has bounce back potential we have fundamentally disagree.

I see a guy who declined in the latter stages of the 2nd half last year and has continued that decline.

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keith Law agrees with this

Stats in context with scouting report is the best way to determine true talent level.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

delcined in the latter stages of the 2nd half last year

the thing is though, he didn’t. He had one bad month in August, along with the rest of the team. You’re re-shaping his performance to fit what you think of him.

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

September performance is taken with a grain of salt

We all know Aubrey Huff can hit AAA pitching, which is what you see half the time against September opponents. Players tend to have a “bounce back month” in September all the time to “finish on a good note” because they are not hitting against quality pitching.

(per Keith Law)

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd half

.284/.385/.462

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LATTER STAGES

No luck finding a game with 2 better 7th place hitters?

And I’m talking about stats and scouting. If you didnt see that Aubrey Huff’s bat speed slowed down considerably I dont know what to tell u

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nay

I’m just not that emotionally involved with this topic.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you're just arguing for the sake of arguing

That’s not like a lawyer at all.

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hey.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in law school I'm allowed to say this

hahahah

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh well, carry on then.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I not teach you anything in the last thread?

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by ResDog on Aug 4, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying. It’s not working. I’m over it.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

My father was an attorney so I’m allowewed to say this.

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

I’m just having a discussion on the internet…I already stated I would like Belt to start but I don’t have that much angst about the situation either.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you don’t always need to tell everyone to stop freaking out or about how calm you are?

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay

I remember that.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just saying, it seems to upset people and if you don’t really care… I don’t know, it seems a weird way to go about things.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do care…I’m not just not that worked up over it. I would like for Belt to start over Huff but I don’t think that Belt will be that much better.

I didn’t start this argument either.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite

The old I’m arguing but everybody else is all worked up not me. I don’t even care about this argument.

/keeps debating

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Villiphied is doing it, too, and I totally don’t get it.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's an intellectual exercise

also, I DO agree with the points I’m making. I actually do think KLaw is a blowhard who far too often cherry picks stats to fit his narratives about players. I actually don’t think there’s likely to be a huge difference between Huff and Belt going forward, though I would like to see Belt play. I do think that people who think that there’s no chance Huff would outperform Belt over the rest of the season are wrong.

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the difference between possibility and probability.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't understand this comment

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, you win.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

do i get a cookie?

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha so true

BITCHES I WIN BECAUSE I CARE LESS

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess that’s not my purpose. I’m really not trying to win. I kinda don’t like having this discussion point per se because people feel so strongly about it.

I’m just here to have a discussion about baseball/the Giants. I don’t expect anyone to take my point…just a conversation.

It’s not like I expect anyone to all of a sudden like cake.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The comment is in bold because It is not a joke.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't feel like having this discussion

But I’m just gonna keep having it. Keep poking at the discussion. Make statements that I know will draw the ire of people.

/whistle innocently

 Give me a break.

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like cake.

I wouldn’t want to walk into a room full of people upset about something and say something like, “I don’t get what you’re so upset about.” But, maybe that’s just me because I’m afraid of confrontation.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Internet is different than real life. The main reason I come here is to have a discussion. I don’t generally walk into a room and think I’m going to starting talking about cake.

But if it’s a pie v. cake argument, I will engage it but once someone is really strongly in favor of pie, I’m not sure I want to have that conversation anymore.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Argue all you want

But don’t debate and then say at the end “I never really cared or wanted to have this debate”

It’s a fucking cop out and really annoying.

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I already said I care. I just don’t care to the passion/fervor that you do. So I choose to withdraw.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you're happy
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
The Giants reinstated Mark DeRosa and optioned Brandon Belt. And heeeere come the pitchforks!

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you serious?

UGH.

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

what? No torches???

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s wild fire season…

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was really making suggestions. If you don’t want to think about them, no worries.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks…I will rethink my position on this.

but please calm down ;)

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying! But, I’m a lawyer. All we do is argue for no reason!

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shoulda been a lawyer...

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if we’re doing it right, we’re arguing for money.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

UPPER MIDDLE CLASS, BITCHES

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, at least with me

it started out as more of a “hey well I have reason to think it might not be that bad!”

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could care less.

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by bgunn on Aug 4, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, you can believe what you want, I am not going to stop you.

I told you what Keith Law’s point is. I agree with his point. If you disagree that’s fine. But Huff’s 2011 numbers back up Keith’s argument.

And I am squarely in his corner.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

I will join jct in this corner as well

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think KLaw is a prick

and I think he was absolutely adjusting the data to fit his perception of Huff. I think it’s FAR more likely that this year, last year, and 2009 were statistical abberations, similar to those we’ve seen from Aaron Rowand.

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like his analysis

so we shouldn’t continue this conversation further because it’s pointless.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So by saying you think KLaw is prick

You’ve just told us you are automatically predisposed to not agree with his opinion.

The opinion of someone who has significant statistical, scouting, and organizational experience. Someone who is pretty respected in the industry.

Cool. I’m to share the same opinion as some1 like that

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not automatically inclined to agree or disagree with him,

but KLaw SAID SO! carries no weight with me. I mean, hell, Sabean’s scouting and organizational experience blows KLaw’s out of the water, but that doesn’t seem to carry much weight with you.

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah but yes you conveniently left out the glaring hole on Sabes resume

Statistical analysis.

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly I have no idea what his STATZ background is

or the backgrounds of people he listens to. I know “SABEZ DUNT UNNERSTAND STATZ LOL” is a big meme around here, and I’ve taken part myself more than once, but I really can’t say he’s statistically ignorant because he comes to different conclusions than I do.

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Damn JcT you’re beating me to all these points

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

wRC+ in July

209. His wOBA over his last 3 months was better than over his first 3.

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

his wRC+ is 209 in July with a .599 OPS?

How is that even possible

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

july '10.

he didn’t decline through the 2nd half, is my point. KLaw was cherry picking a terrible August to fit his perception of Huff.

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m done with this conversation because you are cherry picking stats to fit your perception of Keith Law.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

not even sure what this means, but ok

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daniel Nava is hitting 7th for Pawtucket tonight

.711 OPS Career in the Majors.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm with you

it’s one thing to say “Man I wish Belt were playing instead of Huff”. It’s another thing entirely to say “Belt would definitely outperform Huff”.

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am confident he would

I am also confident the sun is going to come up tomorrow.

Neither are for sures.

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

one is much much much much much closer to "for sure" than the other

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

one is your belief

the other is basically scientific fact and has occurred for billions of years.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if Apophis sinks the Golden Bark in the underworld tonight.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

or God of War is accurate.

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Egyptian religion, modern video games, tomato, tomato.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually no

It is not my “belief” as you so ignorantly put it.

It’s based on numerous statistical/scouting reports on Belt vs. those same reports on Aubrey Huff.

You’re the one who throws out the platitudes, small sample citations, and beliefs

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

How dare you

I do not throw out platitudes! They are tossed with care!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZIPS

projects Belt’s wOBA to be .008 better. That’s like 2 walks over the rest of the season.

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Citing ZIPs like it tells the future is ridiculous

But that being said. Better is better

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

i KNOW citing ZIPS like it's the future is ridiculous

but it was the favorite argument of the “Belt will definitely be better” crowd. Their projections are, for all intents and purposes, the same. If you believe the projections, then which one will be better is a crapshoot. If you don’t, quite frankly I don’t know what to tell you.

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm pretty sure the RoS projections

have Belt with like .020 of wOBA

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

you'd be wrong

Huff – .334
Belt – .342

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again

Better is better

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, .008 woba over ~150 PA is functionally identical

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Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

in that

.008 is WELL within the expected error range of ZIPS over a full season, much less 1/4 of one.

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is basically saying

There is no need to look for marginal improvement because there is so few games left, so let’s just go with the guy we’re paying money to while stunting the growth of our prospect.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is exactly what I was just typing

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying Belt shouldn't play

or that Huff should. Personally, I’d rather see Belt. To say he’ll definitely with 100% confidence, perform better, is crazy.

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He may be better

he may not, we have no idea. Their projections are functionally identical. That’s not a reason NOT to play him.

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Or something.
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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would this playoff birth be the World Championship Baby?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

*berth

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s hitting 7th because somebody thinks he sucks more as a hitter than Orlando Cabrera right now.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet, someone also thinks he's a better hitter than Belt.

Thus Orlando Cabrera > Belt. Should have traded Belt for Cabrera, in hindsight.

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by Azmanz on Aug 4, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

No he isnt

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just sent a screaming text to my friend about Rowand batting leadoff again.
But at this point it’s more for her benefit than mine; she thinks it’s funny and she’s had a hard week.
Please win, Giants.

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by waelwulf on Aug 4, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everything about this is awful.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, let me tell you about Belt’s swing. First, imagine the Grand Canyon. Second, imagine it falling it a hole a million times as big as said Canyon. Then imagine that this hole is at the bottom of a pit twice the size of the entire universe, and that this pit leaps into existence the second that Brandon Belt touches a bat. That’s him on a good day.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 4, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay for being probably the only team in baseball that apparently does no statistical analysis!

by Wolvkil23 on Aug 4, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Belt will get to play next year

Oh wait…

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Aug 4, 2011 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe Bochy will give him another beer

/silver lining

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by otis29 on Aug 4, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

"If you need a beer, grab a beer."

I think we all need a beer at this point.

by minesweeper on Aug 4, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point...

they should send Belt to Fresno for 3+ weeks and reactivate PtB. At least he is not wasting a year of valuable development sitting on the bench. Hell re-activate Miggy. Who cares…

by capn on Aug 4, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

And the decision has already been made, just not stated publicly. Management does not intend to play Belt, so calling for him to be used is now just whining. Let’s just whine about the other things out of our control, like the lineup the team does field sucking so spectacularly.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Bruce Jenkins is happy.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hitting Rowand leadoff stretches my capacity for analogy

…it’s like…. trying to unlock a door with a baked yam…..

by Your mother on Aug 4, 2011 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Roawnd is batting leadoff and my hair is made of pudding.

by younghutch on Aug 4, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The lock on my car door only unlocks if I turn the key one way. Three out of five times that I try to unlock it, I turn the key the other way. I’ve done my best to commit the right way to memory, and it still happens with the same frequency.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re a HUMAN BEING, not a MACHINE!

by Your mother on Aug 4, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL U – using a key to unlock a car door.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was completely confused by this whole thing. Don’t you just push a button?

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol rich people

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by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

or at least

people who bought a car from last 5 years.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I drive an 04, and it has remote locks.

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by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found out today that I am no longer middle class.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are congratulations or sympathy in order?

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congratulations, I guess. Except now I just feel like a huge failure at managing my loads of money.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just send some over to me. I’ll find something to do with it.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess if I gave you enough of it, I could just be like, “well, I drive a cheap car and live in an apartment because I’m only middle class!”

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

See! Problem solved!

Now go buy a Mac.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN’T EVEN AFFORD A MACBOOK HOW AM I UPPER MIDDLE CLASS

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

My ’98 has remote locks.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

But mine is an Acura, so you’d expect it. (an RSX, so it’s not a fancy one)

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by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine is an Infiniti. It used to be fancy. Now it needs to be replaced – the fella has been driving it for the last 6 years while he decides what new car he wants (LOL slow decision making process).

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm getting a Mazda 6 in a week

will be nice to have a new car

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Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s looking at a Charger. That would be cool. I keep trying to convince him to do it now.

I have also indicated that my midlife crisis car needs to be a Camaro convertible, but he says silly stuff about how the backseat is too small for kids. I remind him that they’re small, but then he foolishly points out that they’ll grow. In short, he’s missing the point that the car is for ME not the dang kids.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've had a convertible for the last 8 years

I can’t wait to move to a nice, roomy 4 door, and I don’t even have kids

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Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had a Trans Am convertible until 6 1/2 years ago, but it developed some engine problems that would have cost more than the car was worth to fix. So I bought my Pilot, with the idea that the man would buy his new car. Still waiting. . . .

We have 3 cars – one can be a convertible for fun with no problem. I love driving with the top down.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It IS fun when the weather's nice

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Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

my ex's car

got Tboned. It’s impossible to get in on the passenger side, and not legal to sit there anyways because the seat belts don’t work. It looks like a banana. She’s been driving it like that for 5 years. I have absolutely no idea how it’s still running

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Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly have no idea how my Civic is still running. I leave it on the streets of Baltimore for weeks at a time between my visits. Sadly, nobody wants to break in and steal my ancient tape of REM’s Eponymous that juts out poignantly from the dealer-issued stereo.

by Your mother on Aug 4, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

g/f got her car less than a year ago

doesn’t have power windows or door locks. It’s model year 2009 or 2010 iirc.

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Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mom does that. She’ll specifically request for a stick without power locks & power windows. I think she’s upset power steering is in every car now.

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by ResDog on Aug 4, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

My 2005 truck has nothing except Air Con and power steering. Not even intermittent windshield wipers.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

My sister’s new Civic didn’t have remote locks.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

They prefer to be called the upper middle class.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The battery in my remote died late last year, and I had to use my key to unlock/lock the car door for a few days until I could get the new batter (and have the dealer install it since I couldn’t get that damn little screw out without stripping it). It was the weirdest damn thing. I want to unlock my car door without touching it, goddammit!

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

the best part of a remote…is that it reduces the chance of locking yourself out of your car.

Of course, some fancier cars locks itself for no reason.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need it for the first reason.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the worst part is… sometimes when my hands are full I try to use my car remote on my front door.

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have done that before.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies sweep

Unless Sabaen wakes up and brings Wes Hodges up to replace Belt.

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by GiantMalcontent on Aug 4, 2011 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Soo...My yet to be born son

already has 4 Giant jersey’s…of-course multiple sizes to adjust to his growth. 2 beanies, a hoody and blanket.

by Andrew Crispell on Aug 4, 2011 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

no panda hat yet

snuggie would be cool cept…do they make them in infant sizes?

by Andrew Crispell on Aug 4, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs head ribbon.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

They make Giants baby bottles. And bibs.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manuel's clarification
Charlie Manuel insisted yesterday he did not mean to slight starters Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain in comments he made last week after the Phillies lost two out of three games to the Giants. The manager had disputed a reporter’s labeling of the young stars as “great pitchers.” Manuel said yesterday much of what he said last week: that Cain and Lincecum have not pitched long enough to be considered “great.”

“They are good pitchers,” he said yesterday. “Great pitchers? What’s a great pitcher? A great pitcher is a guy who pitches quite a few years and he’s got some 20-win seasons and things like that. Lincecum, Cain, and their two lefties, [Jonathan] Sanchez and [Madison] Bumgarner, they are good pitchers. They are very good pitchers. I said that our team can hit them. Their stuff is not so overpowering and so great that we can’t hit them. That’s what I meant.”

Wait Charlie, are you saying they’re not great because they’re not old enough or because they don’t have overpowering stuff?

Also, if he doesn’t think Timmy has overpowering stuff, I wonder who does? Halladay and lee are obviously great pitchers, but I’m not sure they have more overpowering stuff than Timmy. I would say that while he’s less consistent, when he’s on, his stuff might be the most overpowering of any starter in baseball.

http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/phillies/126750873.html?cmpid=15585797

by busterbarelyevenknowher on Aug 4, 2011 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLWINS
A great pitcher is a guy who pitches quite a few years and he’s got some 20-win seasons and things like that.

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by otis29 on Aug 4, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

oLOLd manager

talking about wins as it is a tell all stat

by Falconer88 on Aug 4, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing Charlie Manuel’s copy of “Moneyball” has crayon markings all over the margins.

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by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s actually waiting for the movie version instead.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he's the one who borrowed Sabeans.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Aug 4, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer it the way it went in my head.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing is

he didn’t even backtrack. He basically said he still thinks they aren’t great because
1. Not old enough
and
2. Stuff not good enough

by busterbarelyevenknowher on Aug 4, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, he added that they don’t have any 20-win seasons. The true mark of greatness.

by Daver321 on Aug 4, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since he has come into the league

No pitcher has struck out more batters than Tim Lincecum.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not overpowering!

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously there are no “great” pitchers in the league then

by Rocko711 on Aug 4, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're wrong

Wainwright won 20 games.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

so he made himself look like more of an idiot clarifying his comments

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only time he should open his mouth is to change feet.

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by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 4, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all a ploy by Andrew Baggarly

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, here’s what I meant. Only old people are great. Okay? That’s understood. And they aren’t overpowering. Okay? Overpowering is getting wins. Everyone knows that. Steve Stone knew how to overpower guys. And they aren’t “great” yet. Get it? Just because they aren’t “great” doesn’t mean that they aren’t “very good”. They just aren’t “very good” enough to beat or team in any way. Okay?

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 4, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Such is the way of clarification.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

“What I meant when I said they aren’t great is that they aren’t great.”

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by waelwulf on Aug 4, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Also, they’re not in my head. The only reason I mention them is to tell you that I’m not thinking about them. I don’t think about them at all, nor do I think they are great. They are good, not great. But I don’t think that because I don’t think about them. They’re not in my head.”

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by kiririn on Aug 4, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

whatever

It’s hard to select any rational set of criteria for what to care about in baseball, but I find it hard to get worked up about Respect From Opposing Teams.

by Your mother on Aug 4, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes ma’am

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

[except I just re-read it and now I’m annoyed. Damn you, sports fandom!]

by Your mother on Aug 4, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

They've signed Deion Sanders?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Braylon Edwards

by capn on Aug 4, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah…excited now…

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can throw the ball to him

by capn on Aug 4, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you can’t make him drink?

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had almost 1000 receiving yards with Mark Sanchez throwing him the ball.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That number is clearly going to go up

now he has Alex Smith throwing it to him.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

you guys both use throw so casually.

by capn on Aug 4, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

And over 1000 with Derek Anderson throwing him the ball.

Man, it must suck sometimes to be Braylon Edwards in the huddle and to think about the guy with the plays strapped to his wrist.

Guess what’s not changing in 2011!

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chase Utley sits eh?

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

He's POOPIN!

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got the Tim Lincecum Mud Butt.

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by WholeCamels on Aug 4, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmm timmy’s butt.

so cute i want to smish it

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is Raul Ibanez.

Which means you don’t get a chance to laugh at his comical attempts to play defense. This is Charlie Manuel’s way at sticking it to you guys after all the mocking that stemmed from the “good, not great” quote. Or something.

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by Justin F. on Aug 4, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raul Ibanez takes pride in his defense

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

two more months

Just two more months of this. (+ postseason I hope)

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Aug 4, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it could have been SO MUCH WORSE.

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by WholeCamels on Aug 4, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it never got Rowand or Zito bad, though.

by Every6thDay on Aug 4, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly; it was short enough, and he hasn’t been an unmitigated disaster, just kind of a turd.

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by WholeCamels on Aug 4, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean he’s not as bad as Dominic Brown…should have traded that guy.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely! Lazy bum.

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by WholeCamels on Aug 4, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look on the bright side

After that, you’ll have 5 years of Ryan Howard!

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

and maybe 4 more of Rollins!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jimmy

I want them to re-sign him. The devil’s in the details, though.

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by WholeCamels on Aug 4, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I like to think that a team with the Phillies’ resources can absorb a gut-bomb like that Howard extension more easily than a lower-revenue club like the Blue Jays with the Wells and Rios deals, and it’s definitely the case, but it still doesn’t make the move a smart one.

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by WholeCamels on Aug 4, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we can leave 30M off the playoff roster

you’ll be fine!

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The solution is to hire Alex Anthopoulos and not have to deal with the contracts.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not totally convinced that AA isn’t a Jedi or mind-controlling wizard of some sort.

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by WholeCamels on Aug 4, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

TBF: He’s matching wits with Tony Reagins and John Mozeliak/Tony LaRussa

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

excellent point

http://www.thegoodphight.com

by WholeCamels on Aug 4, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Let me see his contract.”
“You don’t need to see his contract.”
“We don’t need to see his contract.”
“This is the player you’re looking for.”
“This is the player we’re looking for.”

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

....

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone post the one where the ball goes down the line

and you see him running after it with his arms flapping

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

THe best one.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re Raul Ibanez GIF connoisseurs here.

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by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

YESSSSSS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noodle arm!

I’ve seen chimpanzees throw a baseball farther.

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by Justin F. on Aug 4, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you going to see them destroy San Francisco?

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chimpanzees are going to destroy San Francisco?

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by Justin F. on Aug 4, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there’s a movie about it.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

San Francisco gets destroyed in every movie.

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by ResDog on Aug 4, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not in this movie

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by EliminateMe on Aug 4, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they sweep.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s just trying to level the playing field. After all, the Giants are batting Aaron Rowand leadoff and Orlando Cabrera fifth.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stone

Firestone

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Stonefire Grill.

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by ch3zyp00fs on Aug 4, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Firestone Double Barrel Ale

(am I doing this right?)

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO TASTY

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really like Stonefire Grill

pretty good food at pretty good price…you can feed a family of 4 for $30.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

They got their Stimulus Package.

8 breadsticks (yum), either tri tip or 1/2 Chicken, A family salad, and a medium 2 topping pizza for 22.99. Amazing!

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by ch3zyp00fs on Aug 4, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not trying to sound reactionary but...

Bochy’s a fucking joke at this point correct?

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by GovernorStephCurry on Aug 4, 2011 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey! GSoM sighting!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

Playing Rowand, while probably not better than Torres, is justifiable against a lefty by at least some empirical measure (batting average against lefties this year), however, batting him leadoff is not justifiable in any way, shape, or form.

In addition: LOLBELT

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by TGOH on Aug 4, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t realize Pedroia was so close to Bautista in fWAR

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s very good.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is his defensive value

really that much? Because the difference in offense is pretty big.

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by Kestrel76 on Aug 4, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit ben zobrist

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

Position creates more value?

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by Kestrel76 on Aug 4, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit

I see what you were saying. Yea. Ben Zobrist 3rd best player in the AL. Who knew?

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by Kestrel76 on Aug 4, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant knew.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s pretty high, which would make me want to regress it a little.

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made this point the other day!

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

makes me question fWAR

defenseive metrics are just so…….ehhhhh….

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hilarious

Looking at the comments on Fox Sports articles on this series, I see many Phillies fans seem to still want to take the Delorean back to Oct. 2010. Better bullpen, better starting pitching, timely hitting= World Champions.

Suck on it!

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 4, 2011 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Old=Great

That’s what Charlie told me.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 4, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I doin it right?

Charlie Manuel—>Old
Old—> Great Pitcher
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Dwight Gooden—>Born in Tampa
Tampa—>Florida
Florida—>SCOTT COUSINS

omg

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by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG...Cousins is SIx Degrees removed from Charlie Manuel. This explains everything.

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

you really

coulda just gone Old → Florida

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Protip: dont read the comments on baggs blog

someone saying that starting scott leadoff is the “logical” choice

by Falconer88 on Aug 4, 2011 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Um....Yeah

That’s similar to putting Stewart in the cleanup spot to give him more RBI opportunities.

by Drug Runner SF on Aug 4, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

My anger stems not from Belt not in the line up, but more from WHY THE FUCK IS HE STILL IN SF IF HE IS NEVER GOING TO FUCKING PLAY?

Send him back to Fresno if he will not get consistent playing time in SF. He needs to be playing every day.

This is such bullshit.

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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

He has nothing else to learn in the minors.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hole in his swing.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 4, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

“There is a hole … in your swing!” /Minbari agent

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just finished season 3.

Fuck, discs are slow.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Epic battles are epic, though.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, did it not cross Sheridan’s mind that when Delenn told him not to go to Z’ha’dum, maybe it was because he fucking went there, and it didn’t turn out so great???

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s possible his explanation was right, though. We shall see.

Or, I shall.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool episodes, though.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 4, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Laura Ingalls!

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

your wish may be granted...
extrabaggsAndrew Baggarly
Mark DeRosa expects to be activated or released today. Is at end of minor league rehab assignment. Feels he can be productive utility guy.

by capn on Aug 4, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i VOTE “RELEASE”.

by Bar None on Aug 4, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Giants have a cheaper and healthier version of him.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bill Hall

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by garbanzo24 on Aug 4, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

I was thinking of Keppinger but sure

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Checks this box

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d prefer he not be releaased.

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by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s more valuable than Belt, considering the way Brandon has been used.

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by garbanzo24 on Aug 4, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure about that

Having belt and not playing him is probably better for the team than playing DeRosa.

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by Bhaakon on Aug 4, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

careful what you wish for….

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

@extrabaggs
Andrew Baggarly
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by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

!!!?!???!!!!?!?!??!!?

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the sound of a million sweaty palms slapping a million pasty foreheads.

by Your mother on Aug 4, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

A million wrist tendons suddenly flapped out in pain, and were suddenly silenced.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

But with this ineffective veteran thing down, I can’t even hit! How am I supposed to fight?

by Your mother on Aug 4, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your wrist tendon sheath has grown weak, old man.

by Hyoton on Aug 4, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Release, please.

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by EricW on Aug 4, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhhhh
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Goodbye Brandon Belt

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. They’ll DFA Belt to make room for Mark DeRosa. You know it, I know it, the Good Phight knows it.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt: But I have options...

Sabean: JUST GO AWAY.

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by kiririn on Aug 4, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of arguments with my mom.

Mom: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!
Me: I DON’T, I PROMISE!!!

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 4, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate you. You make me sick at the sight of you. Your lips make me think of Mick Jagger and I think that man is my father.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

beat me

with the UGGGGHHHHHHHHH as well.

by Doubl3Dos3 on Aug 4, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

#tweetsfrom2010

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any news on Mark DeRosa...?

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by D4P on Aug 4, 2011 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

HAY GUYS DOES ANYONE KNOW WHATS UP WITH DEROSA

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by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOA
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m glad I come here for news

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now watching Reign of Fire

Trying remember if it was a good movie.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

No

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by Kestrel76 on Aug 4, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think humans can take on a bunch of dragons…but I guess if they were in the millions

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comments like this are why I love MCC.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s crazy and here is an inflamed overly detailed rant and poorly supported narrative about dragons in Reign of Fire

by Hyoton on Aug 4, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really care about dragons that much.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed it in a “graphic novel movie” kind of way.

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NO

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reign of Fire: What Daenerys Did Next

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before or after eating a live dragon heart?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YOU!

It will take 2 more books before Daenerys makes it back to town.

by Daver321 on Aug 4, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES. FUCKING DRAGONS

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

If DeRoss gets released,

look for Agent Ned to snatch him up as Furcal’s replacement for the rest of the season.

Can't spell "Colletti" without LOL.

by D4P on Aug 4, 2011 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Accidental DFA?

Sabes: “Ross, DeRosa, whatever!”

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
 Mark DeRosa expects to be activated or released today. Is at end of minor league rehab assignment. Feels he can be productive utility guy.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey guys
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
According to Childish Gambino, NBC is not the only thing he’s coming on tonight.

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by Kestrel76 on Aug 4, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Halladay and Lee do not win World Series games

Blanton does

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Aug 4, 2011 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

well, i guess i should say titles

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Aug 4, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

So much titty talk today.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I see my mistake there.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Belt isn't going to play

They may as well put Flappy on the roster and send Brandon down.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2011 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

This is how I feel basically.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you rather have Burriss or DeRosa as a super-utility guy on the roster? I’d take Burriss at this point.

by Bar None on Aug 4, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have a drink.

by Your mother on Aug 4, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have irrational distaste for Burriss as a baseball player. I don’t know why.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not very good.

Adopted Father of Marc Kroon. He better make the roster.

by bruddah on Aug 4, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you’re on to something.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

And because for some reason, he’s the call-up that actually gets played the most, even though he seems to be the one with the least ability.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's really it

I hate him because the Giants irrationally love him.

It also goes back to my irrational RyRohl love. Burriss always got more playing time and more call ups.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This year's Velez

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

worst hitting 2B in the majors in '09

that’s where my distaste comes from

Sharlon Schoop - honkbalspeler extraordinaire.
Trolls are like cockroach Nazis. Sure, you CAN try to reason with them, but they won't listen, and if you respond to them, they invade your Sudetenland.
Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

First, Burriss is in Fresno. Also, DeRosa is better than Burriss.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 4, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Desmond Jennings is such a motherfucking beast

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

The entire production crew from Showtime just got simultaneous boners over the DeRosa thing...

Either way there will be some tears shed tonight at 3rd and King… makes for great TV!

by capn on Aug 4, 2011 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

The key question is

whether Bochy will offer DeRosa a beer?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my ...

“Despite his time on the DL, Sanchez is still third in the NL with 59 walks.”

- sfgiants.com: probable pitchers page blurb on Jonathan.

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Aug 4, 2011 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

This comment is pure genius

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You left out:

that they are sent back to THEIR table on a bus.

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Aug 4, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

also:

their table is in FRESNO

by nnatesters on Aug 4, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

also:

They were sent back to Fresno because there’s a hole in their fork.

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ot: music

Has everyone here heard http://www.scjag.com/mp3/do/sara.mp3 already?

Not at all my thing, but it’s pretty darned cool.

by wcw on Aug 4, 2011 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

speaking of music thats prolly not your thing but really good

John legend singing with hoots the owl
My son was watching his elmo dvd and then this came on and i was like hot damn thats just a fine song

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Aug 4, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

not bad

Ricky Gervais’s Elmo appearance is funnier, but the song isn’t very good. But really funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc20vMz0V7Q

by wcw on Aug 4, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

to all the teachers here

Whats your take on Khan academy..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM95HHI4gLk

^^ TED Talks

I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.
-GOB Bluth

by ELOOIE on Aug 4, 2011 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I used it to re-learn linear algebra. It’s pretty useful.

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by Zetsuboushita on Aug 4, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking of starting from the beginning and working back to Calc. I’m leaning heavily towards taking the GMAT and it probably would be really useful.

I’m curious if teachers would really use the software they developed for them.

I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.
-GOB Bluth

by ELOOIE on Aug 4, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a poor marksman, they just keep missing the target.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game Over Brandon.
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Mark DeRosa thinks he will be activated tonight. Said of wrist, " I definitely have some limitations, but I feel good."

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Well…

Okay, then.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 4, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think i just vomited

by capn on Aug 4, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goodbye Brandon

You’re welcomed back to the Giants when you’re over 33-years old.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So… is he the only one thinking this?

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

If anything, they’re saving that spot for Miggy.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will fit in perfectly

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Aug 4, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t wait to see who this plays out on “the veteran & the rook” blogs.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fell like he’s only one hot liner inside 3rd base from disaster. Wrist, glove and ball carry into left field.

by Bar None on Aug 4, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was prepared for this. I feel bad for Brandon, though. This has to be torture.

@legaleagle88
Giants Baseball: Why Not?
I thought Nate Schierholtz was cool before it was cool to think Nate Schierholtz was cool.

by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Limitations include moving, using wrist.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swinging a bat, throwing a ball, stuff like that.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK!!!

This team is so frustrating. If they send down Belt for DeRosa, I just don’t understand WTF?!!!!

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are not going to be happy

once you scroll down.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to look

Wise words by wcw: "Nobody cares about your Pokemon."
"There’s a new celebrity inside the organization, and it’s a three-foot inanimate object," - Larry Baer, my adopted son.

by ResDog on Aug 4, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just did.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, tell me what you think.

by Hyoton on Aug 4, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Limitations...

DeRosa has had 34 ABs in Fresno. He has had 10 singles, 1 double and no walks. For the season (at Fresno), he is batting .310/.310/.333

by capn on Aug 4, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

vs. 37 ABs in SF this year when “healthy”, with a .162/.225/.189 slash

by Bar None on Aug 4, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm outta here.

Off to pick up my youngest kid from her last day of pre-school!
/tears up

by capn on Aug 4, 2011 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw. I remember that melancholy. We did it all over again on the last day of kindergarten.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems like something to celebrate, 1 year closer to an actual full day of school instead of coming home at noon.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Aug 4, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That part is cool. But the realization that my last child has passed this milestone makes it sad.

Hence, the melancholy.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Starbuck is kinda a boss, huh?

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Aug 4, 2011 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

PEETS OR BUST

Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man

Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half

by operation carrot on Aug 4, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not understand this reference

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Aug 4, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

obviously you haven’t had good coffee then.

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

These work just fine.

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

BSG?

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeap

Season 1 Episode 7

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on Aug 4, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just you wait.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FINAL EPISODE RUINS EVERYTHING

/NERD RAGE

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 4, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The final season ruins everything.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The final episode doesn’t ruin anything. They wrote themselves into a corner with that one long before the final episode.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once they come up with the “final five” it was over.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad I gave up when I did.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 4, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll stand up for the final season. It’s totally not a disaster.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Season 4 was fantastic

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 4, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The final episode is when you realize that it’s been ruined. Up until then there was hope that they still knew what they were doing.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Aug 4, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

She rocks.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 4, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG!!!

That Norfolk Terrier is uh-dorrrrrrrrrrr-able!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

God loves a terrier
yes he does
God loves a terrier
that’s because
small sturdy bright and true
they give their love to you
God didn’t miss a stitch
be it dog or be it bitch
when he made the Norfolk merrier
with his cute little ‘derrier’
yes God loves a terrier

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat me to it.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Catherine O’Hara.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

My comment box is stuck, so I’m commenting to fix it. That is all.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, that didn’t fix it. Oh well. Guess I’ll actually just have to preview every comment before posting it.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Refresh.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFS

@JaymeeSireCSN
Jaymee Sire
DeRosa reinstated. Belt optioned

"For science. You monster."

by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 4, 2011 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

This team.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bam

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

As much as I like DeRosa and want him to do well, this is fucking hilarious.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaaaaaaahahahahah

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was telegraphed in the Larry Baer interview I cited the other day

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces -- Joe Posnanski
Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!!!

What the ever loving fuck?

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose it’s for the best if he’s not getting AB’s . Fuck you, Bork.

by Bar None on Aug 4, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahahahahahahha.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 4, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Well, there is my answer. At least he will be playing everyday.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im happy about this

This stupid team isnt going to play him. So let him get ABs in AAA

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 4, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s got a hole in his swing that I would equate to the slow strangulation of time.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 4, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine. If they don’t want to use him in the majors, at least he’ll get regular at-bats.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 4, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Jesus
JaymeeSireCSN Jaymee Sire
DeRosa reinstated. Belt optioned
22 seconds ago

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 4, 2011 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Good

At least he can get the splinters out of his ass in AAA.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2011 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

MARTY LURIE WUZ RIGHT

"I could hear the angry MCC cacophany in my head."--Oldjacket, 7/4/10

by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2011 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt has a hole in his swing
DeRosa has a hole in his wrist

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll be surprised if DeRosa ever sees an outside pitch again.

by Bar None on Aug 4, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean has a hole in his head

I'm a Giants Fan, but I'll always be rooting for Matt Downs
Adopted Son:Dan Burkhart , Future Backup To Buster Posey.

by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Between this and the Cabrera trade

I am fucking o-u-t on this team. Fuck them. Last year was the luckiest fucking luck that ever lucked. Thank god it happened.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bye!

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San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny how everybody in the media who has said that has an east coast bias

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Aug 4, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see the error of my ways

I mean seriously. A team with management like this should not win a world series. Thank god they did, but holy shit. THEY SENT DOWN THEIR BEST MOTHER FUCKING HITTING PROSPECT WHEN THEY DESPERATELY NEED HITTING!!! And they did it so that they could bring in a guy who has no position and has had 24 wrist surgeries in the last 6 months.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

BL has an upper-midwest bias

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only thing I know about that region is FLOODS!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Aug 4, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Minot, ND

is a mini New Orleans right now. It is seriously unbelievable.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

And when Burrell gets his DFA, the premature freakout from a week ago will come full circle.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

On a happier note

braylon edwards!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The win ceiling has risen to 8!

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Division champs!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
11/1/10

by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, it pretty much exploded just when he was holding the bat.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 4, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is this vintage Bondslegend not green?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me tell you

I didn’t think this team was capable of inspiring this amount of rage ever again when I was watching Posey and Wilson hugging on the mound. But here we are.

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad to have you back

I need someone else to rage along with me. Fuckity, fuck fuck Sabes. Sabean, you sir are an idiot.

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by Giant Torture on Aug 5, 2011 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Back back back
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly

Phillies manager Charlie Manuel said he meant no disrespect to Giants’ “very, very good” pitching staff Apologized 2 anyone who took offense

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Charlie Manuel moonwalkin’

by Bar None on Aug 4, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants were so offended by Manuel’s words that they, um, optioned one of their best hitting prospects.

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by Kitspool on Aug 4, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Very, very good" but not great

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was a good apology but isn’t overpowering

by Hyoton on Aug 4, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Arizona Diamondbacks clear Brandon Allen out of the way so they can play Goldschmidt

The Atlanta Braves clear Derrek Lee out of the way so they can play Freddie Freeman.
The San Francisco Giants option Brandon Belt so they can play Mark DeRosa.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

/barfs

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by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 4, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is Sabby Formed??!

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by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, whateverz

De Rosa’s wrist will blow up inside a week anyway.

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by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

And then there is Miggy!

Only defense I can think of for this move is that Bochy likes having options to move players into different position.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

De Rosa’s wrist will blow up inside a week day anyway.

by Falconer88 on Aug 4, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

CF Rowand
2B DeRosa
3B Tejada
RF Beltran
SS Cabrera
1B Huff
LF Ross
C Whiteside
P Doesn’t matter

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by D4P on Aug 4, 2011 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

That lineup is really gritty.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are a mean person.

by Bar None on Aug 4, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh the outrage

OH NOES they sent down someone who was batting .239 since being recalled – OH NOES

by dnic24 on Aug 4, 2011 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh this one is gonna be fun.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 4, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I already said I was out.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This thread is already 1500 comments long and it’s 2 hours till game day.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m amazed. Don’t you people work? I cant even keep up reading this thread at work, let alone participating.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 4, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah, what with child labor laws and all that

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 4, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL economy

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by Murray, Present on Aug 4, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not no more…

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better be a chasm

Hella.

by Snack on Aug 4, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

too easy to get belt fans riled up :) be a douche bag

ftfy

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Go away.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

In 12 games and 23 PA. Fewer than 2 PA per game.

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

subject line plz

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

and yes

.238/.304/.478 despite sporadic playing time. If only Aubrey Huff could manage that.

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than Huff

Go away

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

And better than whoever the third outfielder of the day is.

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by cheno on Aug 4, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YOUR BASEBALL ACUMEN

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by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Humm who is going to be released off the 40 man? DeRosa was on 60 day DL

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Not Hinshaw

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Answer:

Not Hinshaw.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 4, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell to 60-day DL?

by TBRMKane on Aug 4, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

irl lol

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Hinshaw

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank God Burrell is still on the DL

If they were to couple this with releasing him it would be amazing.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s going to happen. It’s only a matter of time.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That whole situation was crazy.

Burrell was the 3rd best hitter on the team when they started benching him. And in that time span, he is still probably the 5th best hitter on the roster.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not only that

But this means the end of PtB probably as well too

:(

by Falconer88 on Aug 4, 2011 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

DL so he cannot be released.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

burrell and tejada are due to come back soon aren’t they?

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard several weeks for Tehaha…. Don’t know about PtB

by Bar None on Aug 4, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tejada may be out until September when rosters expand.

And no one is talking about Pat’s injury. Which I wonder if it was ever there to begin with.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

When they start rehabbing either one of them is when a clock starts ticking. So far, so good.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

They mentioned Burrell couldn’t go on the last roadtrip because he had to stay home and continue with doctors working on his foot.

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 4, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

I guess I could watch now that Belt isn’t going to be sitting on the bench technically.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2011 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

DeRosa

CAN HE PLAY CATCHER?!

by Anonymous1337 on Aug 4, 2011 4:59 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Rubber bands and Elmer’s glue.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those substances are much too durable

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost said crazy glue, but I knew that had too much adhesive.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you ever put a rubber band in a dehydrator?

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noodles

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by KINGofCRA5H on Aug 4, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

top ramen!

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been replaced with a cybernetic arm. Like Bucky’s.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noah Lowry's rib

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by otis29 on Aug 4, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haz nothing to add

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by son of ggf on Aug 4, 2011 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

so what is the over/under on days until derosa's wrist emplodes

I hope it doesnt he’s a nice guy but I just dont think he’s got anything left

by Falconer88 on Aug 4, 2011 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

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Seattle Seahawks running back Justin Forsett made a music video for his wife Angela for their one-year anniversary. If that’s not enough to make you click, perhaps the mid-song rap with four of his teammates (in which one of them strips off his tie and another jauntily puts a cap upon his head) will:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Video-Seahawks-8217-Forsett-makes-video-for-w?urn=nfl-wp4585

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

yawwwn

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forsett was my neighbor during my junior year

Him and one of the corners

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 4, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently DeRosa can only really play first base

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t normally take shots at owlcroft, but I do wonder what he’s going to have to say about DeRosa.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno

but I think that whatever he says about lolold players and career performance (which, actually, I mostly agree with), he’s pretty clear that that analysis doesn’t apply to injured players

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s regularly disregarded DeRosa’s wrist as a cause for concern, though.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm, really?

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, ya know, what’ll it take? 2? 3 at bats? before he rolls over on it again?

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he's lucky =(

which really sucks, because he seems like a really cool guy.

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s more along the lines of if he comes back and reports no continuing problems it can be disregarded.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

odd

I find myself agreeing with him a lot, but we’re completely at odds when it comes to DeRosa and Tejada (or, at least we were at the start of the season, I’ve come to believe that there’s real physical deterioration when it comes to Tejada)

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, not “disregard” so much as “avoid and ignore all mention of”.

One of his last recorded comments on DeRosa, as an example. The conversation promptly ended when I brought up the wrist.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This season is almost certainly the end for him.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff v. DeRosa battle for playing time

It’s a futility-off!

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 4, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I completely agree with this

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This, but I will continue to say LOLGIANTS

by Falconer88 on Aug 4, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh definitely. I'll laugh.

But that is not to be confused with the fact that when Huff is at the plate, I’m hoping he gets on base. I don’t care if he “proves me wrong” in the second half. I hope he does.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but he won’t, hence why we’re all pissed.

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a noble idea and all

but fuck that shit. That will lead to more terrible decisions in the future, because the people in charge will think their way of thinking worked. It’s bad in the long run

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a noble idea and all
but fuck that shit.

I love that.

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 4, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, aren’t you the one guy who still believes in Alex Smith?

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by Murray, Present on Aug 4, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's almost exactly the same thing!

Except in every possible way.

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

One more shot!

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by cheno on Aug 4, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not gonna do it

so whatever. Braylon Edwards!

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex Smith is fine.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a handsome fellow

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind him, but not high on my list.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than Kolb

LOL AZ

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

based on what?

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Or something.
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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember

a good portion of the praise for his ability was coming out of PHI, you know, the team that was trying to trade him.

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Or something.
That metaphor got away from me.

by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the team

that got ridiculous hauls for Feely and McNabb in recent history.

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve sort of developed a theory about Philly. There’s a stat on football outsiders called something like the Peyton Manning effect, which simply adjusts the team’s projections upward based on Peyton Manning being fucking awesome.

I recall they used to struggle with something sort of similar about McNabb. The team would outperform his DVOA so regularly that they began to think of it as a real effect.

I’m sort of convinced it’s the Andy Reid effect now. I think he has a legitimate positive effect on QB performance. Which is great for Michael Vick, because he gets to be even more awesome than he should be. But it’s maybe not great for Kolb, because he’s no longer throwing for Andy Reid.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh. bondslegend is gonna burn you for bringing up FO.

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by cheno on Aug 4, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't hate everything about them

I hate when Aaron Schatz goes on the BS report and acts like he’s figured out everything about football. That guy really pisses me off.

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

this has been something that’s been talked about a lot for a good long while. I mean seriously, AJ FEELY was good there! AJ MOTHER EFFING FEELYYYYYYYYYY for god’s sake.

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s tough, because the more theories I have about football, the less well they actually reflect on Donovan McNabb. And that sucks because McNabb has been one of my favorite players in the league for a while.

So first I develop this theory that low interception rates aren’t really super important, because touchdowns are just so much more valuable than interceptions are harmful. A quarterback can weather interceptions if he throws a lot of touchdown. He can’t get away with not throwing a lot of touchdowns, no matter how few interceptions he throws.

Which reflects poorly on McNabb because his defining trait as a quarterback, the thing that makes his numbers stand the fuck out, is that he throws interceptions less frequently than anybody. Most of his other numbers don’t wow quite so much.

And now this Andy Reid thing.

The logical conclusion is to just agree with everybody that McNabb wasn’t actually all that and a bag of crab seasoning flavored chips. But, damn it, I like him as a quarterback,

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's OK

to admit that McNabb, while not terrible, was never an elite QB. He was kind of screwed because of who was around him for most of his career, though. When he got a true, legit WR he did kind of light shit up for awhile.

Football in general, and QBs specifically, are really REALLY REALLYYYY hard to quantify because of just how much changes from year to year, and how huge of an impact coaching systems have on players. I like that people are trying to figure it out, but man it’s really really difficult to come up with something that’s as reliable as OPS or WAR or something like that.

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t understand. I’ve made hundreds of comments online about how great Donovan McNabb is. Those don’t just disappear.

Oh… wait… maybe they can….

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

well yeah. He probably could be that great if you put another in-his-prime TO around him, though!

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol mod

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

what the actual fuck is with the Kolb hype anyways? He could EASILY be AJ Feely 2.0.

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It all comes from Phi

a few years ago when they let slip “oh he might pass up McNabb on the depth chart….” before also letting everyone know he’d also be available for their firstborn.

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

But not really

I guess it started in philly, but the media has been all too eager to keep it going. PFT is the only place I’ve seen call out just how fucking insane that trade was.

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

well that's what I mean

Phi started it, and the media just never questioned it, even though when Kolb actually, you know, played, his numbers were average at best.

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kolb is one of the few No Red Flag QBs in the NFL. I’ve talked about this before here, but I’m referencing R.C. Fisher’s QB studies of the past decade.

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by DrDC on Aug 4, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly

I really couldn’t care less about crap like that. I think the fact that he’s coming from a franchise whose coach has historically gotten a lot more out of his QBs than anyone else means a lot more than any formula you want to think of.

Football more than any other sport is impacted by coaching, and I really doubt AZ has anyone nearly as offensively gifted as Reid.

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

I know you don’t care.

And I don’t disagree with you. The NFL is also the hardest league to predict, so I suppose we’ll see what happens. I still see Kolb as a legitimate QB prospect, and although that package was too much for Arizona, they still needed to get a QB pretty bad. The lockout doesn’t help, but I still think he’s going to turn out okay.

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by DrDC on Aug 4, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the results will have any effect on team thinking. The Giants Way remains unsullied by facts.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 4, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly

this is probably true. But just on principle I can’t root for this kind of decision making. It’s the same reason I was rooting against Dilfer when he was starting for the 49ers.

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants Way remains unsullied by facts.

I saw this incscribed on the portwalk.

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

My issue has always been with management and not the players.

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Sometimes I’d like a player to realize he sucks and just retire.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching all these old dudes toil away in the minor leagues has made me realize that that is not a realistic proposition.

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/looks at Rowand in a significant manner

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can think of three right now. Who's on your list ?

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

God I hope Barry Zito would just Gil Meche.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be nice. Really nice.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The player Union would not be happy with him at all though.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

"FUCK THE PLAYER UNION"

Zito would say

Brian Wilson: "Don't Quote Me"

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by slackersphere17 on Aug 4, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

/wikipedias gil meche

holy shit

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well the problem with that is

our terrible players are not at the point of they suck so much they should retire, its they suck so much, are league average or a little worse, but are payed like they are in the top 10-20% of players in the league.

Which again is a management issue.

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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I hate the idea of settling for “league average” players. We should have a shit-ton of really good players.

Although there are a few players that are so awful they should just hang up the cleats and play guitar on the beach for a while.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

we should have Sanchez, Posey, and Belt in an ideal world, but shit happens.

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

And sometimes that shit is shit that the organization pooped out itself.

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by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

but my point is that the lineup would be a lot better if not for injuries. Sure, it could be better if they would just PLAY THEIR BEST FUCKING PROSPECT, but anyways.

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think what I was trying to say but did a terrible job was

If Zito was making like 4 million dollars a year, would everyone be so pissed off at him? If Rowand was not making 3 trillion a game would we be super angry at him?

If Zeets were straight DFA’s I think another team would pick him up cause he still has value, just not 17 million of value.

Rowand I wonder about though.

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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

We shouldn't be angry at them either way

They’re not the ones deciding to start them.

I also say yes. People get angry at Burriss when he starts; I don’t think that has anything to do with his salary.

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by DrDC on Aug 4, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one is calling for him to retire though.

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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gil Meche

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am actively rooting for Aaron Rowand to strike out six times tonight.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll strike out 3 times

And get a 37 hopper RBI single and start again this series and you’ll like it.

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by DrDC on Aug 4, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won’t like it.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I still secretly love Huff)

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by slackersphere17 on Aug 4, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correct

And I am actually glad that Belt will be getting some playing time. It really is just sad it took the return of DeRosa to bump Belt to where he would get some more playing time.

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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Belt's not going to be starting

He shouldn’t be on the 25-man roster anyways. I’m happier with this move than I would be if he continued to sit.

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by DrDC on Aug 4, 2011 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

In this line

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but the reason for the outrage is that this team is so fucking idiotic that they weren’t starting their best goddamn positional prospect. What the fuck?!

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

be sure to save some of your rage for the niners

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by son of ggf on Aug 4, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

My man lust for Jim Harbaugh will supersede any amount of rage

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then,

and no offense, you are a moron. You would have been rooting against a lot of really really good coaches if that’s how you operate.

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

moron>moran

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by son of ggf on Aug 4, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

noooo you didddaannnnttttt

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

the huge personnel turnover has caught me off guard; I’m kinda nervous about this season.

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by son of ggf on Aug 4, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um

the huge personnel turnover from a team that won 6 games? You wanted them to keep that group?

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baas, Franklin, now Crabtree…even Bynam. not good.

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by son of ggf on Aug 4, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LaBoy, Lawson…

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by son of ggf on Aug 4, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

what are you talking about crabtree?

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

open ended foot injury for him does not bode well

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by son of ggf on Aug 4, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can go down the list if you want

Baas: overpaid for one good year, replaced with a guy who started for a SB team 2 years ago

Franklin: if he was so great, somebody would have given him more than 1 year on the FA market, replaced with a guy who’s bigger and stronger.

Crabtree: he’ll be back for the regular season like he always is

Bynam: are you fucking serious? The 3rd string TE? Seriously? They have 2 carbon copies of him already.

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it's byham, not byname. whoops.

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually agreed with all of this. I would add that Franklin’s bolting for the Saits really lowered my opinion of him.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn't bolt

he was visiting here, and that made the Saints get serious.

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, any kind of good coach would’ve won 10 with that group last year

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by son of ggf on Aug 4, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure about that

they would have been better, no doubt. I think overall the replacements they’ve put together for the guys who have left are at the very least a lateral move though.

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok. I feel better now.

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by son of ggf on Aug 4, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wrote some funny things about Jim Harbaugh, but you’ll have to wait for tomorrow morning to read them.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

can we wait longer?

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by son of ggf on Aug 4, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. In fact, now you will wait shorter.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was talking about how Harbaugh is already becoming a mythical figure among 49ers fans, but how he’s making all the myths really boring in the process.

Like, Jim Harbaugh pushed a rock up a hill, and then over the hill.

I guess you really had to be there, tomorrow morning. It’s punchier there.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think overreacting can be dangerous

because there were phases like this with Singletary and Nolan, too. But the combo of a guy who’s had real coaching success and someone who’s actually, you know, offensively minded is one that has been sorely lacking for the last 10 years.

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. It amuses me how much the fan reaction now reminds me of the fan reaction to Singletary.

And I’m optimistic about Harbaugh. It’s just funny.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sports fans have really short memories

myself included. But I am more measured this year because of the epic flameouts recently

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing I can see happening

Is the lockout causing a rough start to Harbaugh’s tenure. As a passive follower of the Niners, I really hope they stick with what they’re trying to do for a while this time.

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by DrDC on Aug 4, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

it’s a pretty good thing that they bailed on it before, though. If the team is as much of a train wreck this year as it was last year, then shit needs to be re-examined. I really doubt it will be though. That was pretty amazingly bad.

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think with Singletary there was sort of an “ah-ha” series of weeks where it became incredibly clear how little chance his plans for the team had of working, and how much things were falling apart around him at the same time.

With Nolan, it took a lot longer to get that same moment.

Hopefully, with Harbaugh, we don’t have to deal with that moment.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Singletary had a plan?

He was just hopelessly inept.

For me the moment with Nolan was the youtube video of Vernon getting in a fight on the practice field, Nolan yelling at him to “get over here!” and Davis just walking away completely ignoring him. Ugh. What a shitty few years that was

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think there was a plan in terms of the roster, but he seemed to have a clear plan in terms of discipline and gameplanning.

Which is not to confuse a clear plan with a good one. But those plans were certainly clear.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

he seemed to think he could just draft road-grading offensive linemen and bully other teams. Somebody forgot to tell him that this isn’t the early 80s anymore

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, I think the team is still most likely at least a year away. At least.

Being competitive in the playoffs this year would mean that Alex Smith needs to make good on a Delhommeian career path (which I actually think is, well, not a decent bet, but a half-decent one – which is, to be specific, half as good as the minimum bet I’d be happy to make). And barring that, being competitive in the playoffs next years would mean that Kaepernick is a good year ahead of schedule, developmentally.

It sucks for 49ers fans, but we really do need to wait this one out, and give Harbaugh some fucking leash.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

I’m not expecting much this season. Sadly I think the Rams are going to be good this year, and REALLY REALLY good next year. The 49ers’ only chance at making the playoffs is if the Rams somehow stumble, like maybe Bradford gets hurt or something. Otherwise they are probably screwed.

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That said

it will be fun to watch a team that is a little more creative offensively.

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

it will be fun to watch this team go 0-16

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think the Rams are going to have an easy time of the division this year. There hasn’t been a rookie quarterback impress me as much as Bradford did last year, and I’m just old enough to have made sense of Peyton Manning’s rookie year when it happened.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

F888888888k

Bradford seriously had nothing around him, and was 1 game away from 8-8. God dammit.

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it’s not just that he did what he did on a team with that little talent around him. He did it as a two year college starter coming off of major shoulder surgery. With the team looking at him and say, “Hey man – it’s all on you.”

He had literally every chip stacked against him, and responded with one of the top five seasons from a rookie quarterback in the last 30 years.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

And though it would be terrible for the 49ers, I kind of hope he develops the way that he should. Because, shit, that player is going to be fun to watch for a long time. And, of course, fun to hate.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think watching Goldschmidt get his first major league hit and home run in AT&T really brought this home.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bingo

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said

I was already angry about this.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That outrage is nothing new. They weren’t starting him yesterday on a day game after a night game against a right hander. Now Brandon gets to play baseball again.

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by Nivek5150 on Aug 4, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still too young. Not enough grit.

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maybe he needs to start poopin’

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by son of ggf on Aug 4, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing

But it’s better than sitting on the MLB roster.

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by DrDC on Aug 4, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in this line.

Will consistent at bats actually make him better?

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by cheno on Aug 4, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see how consistent playing time would make him worse.

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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wouldn’t. But him in AAA is less valuable than him on the bench. I just think he’s not being challenged in the minors, so it isn’t helping him.

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by cheno on Aug 4, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he bats 1.000/1.000/4.000 in AAA then I’ll say he has nothing left to learn. Otherwise that’s just ridiculous.

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by Nivek5150 on Aug 4, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not quite how baseball, in a BABIP world, can possibly work.

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by cheno on Aug 4, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

HRs are not BIPs

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 4, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm oing to speculatively disagree there.

I think that a large part of the reason that Japanese batter have such a hard time adjusting is that they’ve essentially become used to sub-par stuff. The older you get as a player without seeing top-flight stuff, the harder you are going to find the adjustment to that stuff. Belt’s not even close to that point, though.

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by Bhaakon on Aug 4, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will sitting on the bench make him better?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOD I HATE THIS TEAM

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

he's had 250 PA there

I’m not comfortable saying he has nothing left to learn. He didn’t destroy the league like Timmy did.

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by Viliphied on Aug 4, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt sitting on the bench getting 2 PAs every 3 games < Belt getting to hit in Fresno <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Belt starting

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by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 4, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yep. Exactly. We went from worst option to 2nd best!

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by Nivek5150 on Aug 4, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Progress!

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't

Molina was always bad. Huff still has the best season for a Giant since Bonds.

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by DrDC on Aug 4, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So our bench against RHP (assuming Torres starts) are

DeRosa
Rowand
Stewart/ Whiteside
Fontenot

……….

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Very gritty

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That should be the bench

against every pitcher.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That list is making me get a headache.

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to see a performance with the Black Keys and Sallie Ford & the Sound Outside

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by son of ggf on Aug 4, 2011 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

oops, OT

/out of practice

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by son of ggf on Aug 4, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

so is the howling for you music video the greatest music video of all time

no, never mind, it definitely is

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by operation carrot on Aug 4, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well look at it like this. The Phillies are equally as dumb

They sent down Dom Brown and continue to play Raul Ibanez.

Although, offensively Raul Ibanez is still infinitely better than Huff.

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know man

Ibanez is pretty fucking terrible. The Giants also don’t have the division locked up like the Phillies.

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by DrDC on Aug 4, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but LOL DEFENSE

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

maximum OVERGRIT

DeRosa is a power bat with gold glove defense and a sure fire first ballot hall of famer

he also has INTANGIBLES

mental toughness
more guts than stuff

by Anonymous1337 on Aug 4, 2011 5:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Not a single positive word about the DeRosa/Belt move on twitter

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lunatic fringe

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only positive about this move

is that I want to see how it’s handled on the Franchise.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fijn.. Troy heeft geen internet, Rutger is op vakantie en Rowan belt met iets.. :p #vervelingslaattoe

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw one

Something about Belt needing time to mature. I was all, "HE"S NOT A BOTTLE OF WINE!!!"

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The tweet I just posted says they are very happy about it.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just as well that Crawford and Belt are in Fresno now

If they were playing right now and we ended up 4 games back by Monday, I’m pretty sure Bork would decide it’s almost exclusively their fault.

by Bar None on Aug 4, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

So far highly regarded position Rookie to be called up this year

Playing :
Goldschmidt
Freeman
Kipnis
Ackley
Jenning

Not Playing :
Rizzo
Belt

Am I forgetting anyone else?

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Hosmer

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man this has been a really good position player year.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chisenhall

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 4, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

ChisenhaLOL

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dee Gordon and Jerry Sands have seen playing time for LA this year.

Gordon is currently starting, whereas I think Sands got sent back down.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 4, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trout got called up for a bit because Bourjos was hurt

And he was fucking terrible

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 4, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes…was really bad as well.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So basically Rizzo is the only one that truly flamed out?

I don’t count Trout and his 2 week injury replacement stint. He was not ready and everyone knew it.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was still mightily amused by his failure

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 4, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was absolutely insane that they called him up

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jemile Weeks wasn’t too highly regarded outside of the A’s org (and not really much inside it either), but he’s up and playing well

The first six innings are overrated.

by apistat on Aug 4, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does he need to work on his pinch-hitting????

HE SHOULD BE A STARTING FIRST BASEMAN

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s a quote where Belt or Bochy said he’s glad he’ll be able to work on his pinch-hitting skills in AAA.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

way

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

where is this comment

because I’m a glutton for punishment

by Falconer88 on Aug 4, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sure it was quoted in a tweet i saw on the Belt trending topic.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t Bochy also say basically that Huff is going to start from here on out and Belt will come off the bench? All my rage was used up at that point. This is icing on the cake.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something like Belt would be used in the role that Travis Ishikawa filled last year.

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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh God. That was it. RAGE!

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the ever lasting fuck is 'work on his pinch hitting'?

that’s not really a skill. hitting is a skill. being comfortable enough to hit with out a full warm up is not.

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by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

First game I’m going to all year.

Let’s get it.

by belilaugh on Aug 4, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

haha
keithlaw keithlaw
Downtown Phoenix just erupted in cheers! “@davidtiao: The Giants just decided Mark DeRosa is more important to the team than Brandon Belt”

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

RETWEET

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

I hate that the Giants are this stupid.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question: What's the option limit for a player?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

IIRC

there are 3 option years. Unlimited movement within that year

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by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

“If a player is on the 40-man roster but not on the active major league roster, he is said to be on optional assignment—his organization may freely move him between the major league club and the minor league club. If a player is on the 40-man roster and not the active 25 man roster for any part of more than three seasons (in which he spent 20 or more total days of service in the minors), he is out of options and may not be assigned to the minors without first clearing waivers.”

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by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

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by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2011 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

They are talking to Neukom on KNBR

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

/waves printouts of Pitchfork

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course neither Razor nor Mr. T

asks him any questions about Belt.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Company Men

/ tools

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think it's a surprise

as to why Sabean’s show is on R+Mr.T

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was because they used to have a player on with them every Thursday. Then every player they had on either got injured or was a ginormous a-hole [I’m looking at you AJ Pierpoopski] so after all those debacles they just have a different FO dude on every week.

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just showed Javier Lopez pick his nose on the batting practice cam.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s still hot.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then he went to his mouth.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my....NSFW

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like the guy from Rollerball

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by slackersphere17 on Aug 4, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Howard just struck out on that booger off the plate away.

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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is funny people.

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought so anyway.

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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should only pick the left nostril because the right one bleeds, but he can’t keep his finger outta there.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL - overreaction by me but oh well

I havent watched a game in a week. not going to start now. fuck this team. fuck derosa, fuck zito, fuck rowand, fuck bochy, and fuck sabean. The giants might still win the west and do well in the playoffs, but they are trying their hardest to sabotage it. i do not support this. i will not support their advertisers and tv revenue. i will not buy $9 beers.

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by projectmayhem713 on Aug 4, 2011 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

for how long will your boycott last?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

im taking the month of august off from watching or going to or listening to games.

instead i will work out, run, go on photography outings. anything to better myself.

by projectmayhem713 on Aug 4, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if the Giants take three out of four in this series and go up 3 games on the D-backs?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then Proj will be happy to pay more attenion in September.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

S/he has a lot more conviction than me. Then again, I’m a lawyer.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

BINGO

i have just reached a boiling point because ive been paying too much attention. the team makes me more angry with their idiotic handling of some players than they do bring me joy. and thats the reason we all follow baseball anyways.

by projectmayhem713 on Aug 4, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read 'pornography outings'

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by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: The Franchise?

How many episodes so far? Don’t get showtime, watched the first 3 on youtube today (loved it) and wondering if I’m missing any.

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by Nivek5150 on Aug 4, 2011 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

a 4th episode come out last night.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think the 4th was this week

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Thanks. Hopefully it winds up on youtube soon.

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by Nivek5150 on Aug 4, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best case scenario

Brandon Belt is our opening day starter in LF next year

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I think this was their plan all along.

We only have 3 players under team control next year in the OF.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they’re moving Belt back to the minor for him to get more practice in the OF.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

what gets me

is that they don’t seem to have a coherent plan with him. there’s been no definite place that he’s going to be.

it is just back and fucking forth seemingly for no reason.

did huffs grounders start going through holes cause belt was on the bench?

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by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there is a plan but Bochy just does not proscribed to it. See Molina.

Sabean doesn’t micromanage Bochy so he does what Boch want.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

See: Castilla, Vinny

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

My brain is tired from work

I read this as “See My Cousin Vinny”

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 4, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

This team needs outfielders a lot more than it does a 1st baseman.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well see him in 2023 when he is 35. Bork and Sabez love men 34 and up. FACT

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by calgiants86 on Aug 4, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

MANTHERS

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by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Men of a Certain Age.

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DADDY DADDIES

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Hobbs

Roy Belt

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Mougars

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by calgiants86 on Aug 4, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably wouldn’t have worked, but they should have explored a package centered around Belt for Hanley.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 4, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are watching the puppies on CSN. Why do people shave their doggies all weird like that?

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

People are weird.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor dogs. I bet Urban has a poodle like that.

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by calgiants86 on Aug 4, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it probably has an earring

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by nvsfg on Aug 4, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh you know it does.

Cubic zirconia just like Urbans earing. Way too cheap for a real diamond.

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by calgiants86 on Aug 4, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

that norfolk terrier was just cuuuuute… looked like a little Ewok. These poodles on the other hand. Just why?

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

My liver just noticed we’re starting the stretch run to the playoffs.

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 4, 2011 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

you heard it sigh heavily?

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by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

liver roster transaction

sent down Belt, called up Advil.

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 4, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

s_t_a_c_k_s on deck
@keithlaw @davidtiao you guys are both idiots. We desperately need a right handed hitting 1B and want to try MDR there. Belt has options.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURN

by a guy who reallly likes underscores

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by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

your an idiot

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by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IDIOT

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by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can Giants management be so dumb?

The sheer ignorance is staggering. But then again, this is what one would expect from an organization that apparently does no statistical analysis.

by Wolvkil23 on Aug 4, 2011 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Goldfarb does it

Nobody takes it seriously though

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They make him set up the new computers.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just got him

a WOPR

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game of Thrones analogy

Not rooting for the team or individual players because of poor management decisions is like deciding to not like the Stark family just because Ned and Sansa are stupid.

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by Murray, Present on Aug 4, 2011 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Ned would have been an awful King though.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would have been a great King

but a very dead one due to his honor.

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 4, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

And emotionalness and lack of objectivity.

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You don’t understand him.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sansa, Sansa, Sansa!

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LIKE SANSA

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't read the book at all

but I have a feeling that she’ll make a phoenix like rise.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

She and Arya have some of the best character development, imo.

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARE YOU THE HOUND?

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by Murray, Present on Aug 4, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T ASK ME IF I WAS LITTLEFINGER

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t think of character in the series (keeping in mind I’ve only read the first two books) who got a shittier hand dealt to them than Sansa.

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by cheno on Aug 4, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s pretty far up there.

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it wrong

if I think she is hot

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by hankmoody on Aug 4, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

she's two!

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

psh, more like 16

oh god its so wrong

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by hankmoody on Aug 4, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

People forget that Sansa is like 12-13 yrs old in the books. She is a total victim and shouldn’t really be held accountable for dumb 12 yr old decisions.

by Daver321 on Aug 4, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESTROGEN

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by hankmoody on Aug 4, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS THIS THIS

ten thousand times this

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by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 4, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish someone who wasn’t Littlefinger or the Hound would just give her a hug.

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mance Rayder?

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by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lady Stoneheart :)

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

hurrk gurrk hisss gurgle gurgle HANG ’EM

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARYA

Walter White is Heisenberg.

by hankmoody on Aug 4, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

so without spoiling much

Some scenes in ADWD will give you an interesting new perspective on the Legacy of Ned Stark.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 4, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

All these dogs have nothing on my Golden Labrador Retriever...

Named Buster…

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by calgiants86 on Aug 4, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey I could use one of those dogs to mop the floors!!!

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

woah… it’s a POOF!

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt they even know how to play fetch...

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by calgiants86 on Aug 4, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i tried to name my german shepherd buster

the misses wasnt havin it.

she also wouldnt let me name him Legend even though i paid $3k for the thing… why is she still around??

by projectmayhem713 on Aug 4, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

good news is

dogs don’t care if they have more than one name. :)

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by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha good point

we have so many nicknames for him anyways it wouldnt really matter. and actually since TGWTWS she would probably let me name him buster now. she didnt know who he was at the time.

by projectmayhem713 on Aug 4, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife didn't mind.. but shes a Giants fan now so....

Buster is kind of a great name for a dog..

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by calgiants86 on Aug 4, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man there's no way Burrell survives this roster move, is there?

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

sore bunion til September.

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, there's no way they could get rid of Alex Hinshaw

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should be ashamed of yourself

for even mentioning his name.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

They could 60 day-DL zeets

but I have a bad feeling about PtB leaving

:(

by Falconer88 on Aug 4, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It make my head hurt to think about how insanely good

Boston would be if Crawford was any good.

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who saw that coming

I know i didn’t

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 4, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure regression

but seriously..5.6 oWAR to 0.1…

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is the largest oWAR drop this year?

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 4, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's probably it

Werth has a 1.1 oWAR (5.3 last year)

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yikes wow

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 4, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunn?

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by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty close but no

3.8 oWAR to (drumroll please) -1.4 !!!!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think going from well above average to below replacement is worth extra points

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

toolsy!

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by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knbr

Neukom stated that it was believed that it would be better for Belt to be getting ABs in the minors then sitting on the bench.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

made sense

but of course he’ll be back in a month anyway.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO WHY DID SABEAN ENVISION USING HIM IN A ISHIKAWA ROLE?

IS THAT NOT A CONTRADICTION!?!?!?!?!

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

Ishikawa is in the minors right.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you taking Sabean’s public pronouncements at face value again? Silly gamer.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see much

DeRosa excitement in this thread.

Especially with the 1B PLATOONY TOON ADVENTURE opportunities.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

DeRosa is Plucky Duck?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody is going to excited about him until he plays 4-5 games and nothing bursts into flame.

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m excited for DeRosa in a comedy of errors sort of way.

And, really, it would be a good story if he could salvage just a shred of his career.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much this

I expect him to last about a week, but it would be nice if he stayed healthy and played decently.

No LH pinch-hitter now, though? Nate?

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by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope so too... but

14-47 in rehab assignments 13 were singles

by Falconer88 on Aug 4, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes I know

and you could make the same chart going back to mid-2009. I think he needs to retire, but if he really is healthy then good for him. And good for the Giants, singles would be an improvement.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hope he produces..I really do

But I just have the feeling that he will be injured again or wont produce…I really I am wrong

by Falconer88 on Aug 4, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

preaching to the choir

all offseason rosterbation threads pencilled him in for a starting position, which I thought was pretty crazy absent actual decent play. The Fresno stint is at least evidence of him hitting the ball in a game, it’s been a while.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

What Bumgarner are we going to see today?

The good Bumgarner or the one that gives up 8 runs in the 1st

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by hankmoody on Aug 4, 2011 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Baggs
First, a roster move: Brandon Belt has been optioned to Triple-A Fresno and Mark DeRosa was activated from the DL.

You read that right.

DeRosa had come to the end of his minor league rehab assignment, but the club’s hand wasn’t forced. They could have kept him on the DL. They just couldn’t return him to the minors. (They also could have designated him for assignment and outrighted him to Fresno, but he could’ve refused the assignment.)

Anyway, the Giants decided to activate him as a backup infielder and right-handed bat off the bench. Belt simply wasn’t playing enough. The rookie told Bruce Bochy he’s looking forward to getting at-bats every day at Fresno. So it appears the Giants are going to ride it out with Aubrey Huff at first base. After covering this organization for eight years, I can’t say I’m surprised.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

at least

he’ll get to play.

Also, another sads for Ishikawa. That must be pretty awkward on the bus when Belty comes back to FAT.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was still on the dl

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt simply wasn’t playing enough.

This makes no sense.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, like, that was your decision to have him up here and hardly playing. And now they’re like, “HE’S NOT GETTING ENOUGH ABS IN THE ROLE WE WANTED HIM TO HAVE WHERE HE WOUDLN’T GET MANY ABS!”

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing is

it happened.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

no plan

or at least no agreed upon plan.

why did bochy want belt up to start the year? and now, he can’t get rid of him fast enough

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by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe

he didn’t, or maybe Ish wasn’t gritty enough.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know!

Like… It makes it sound like there was some reason other than management decisions that he wasn’t getting AB’s. “Plenty of AB’s for DeRosa, but Belt’s anti-AB force field was keeping us from giving him enough AB’s.”

Seriously, that is the dumbest reason for anything I’ve ever heard ever.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're assuming

that Sabean and Bochy are of the same belief.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

I think Sabean wants Belt to play, personally. But he can’t cut Huff, and Bochy will always play Huff over Belt.

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by bondslegend on Aug 4, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. I think once the Huff-in-right-field experiment ended so disastrously, Belt was screwed.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gee, if only someone had some sort of control over how much Belt played. If only!

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only!

Apparently no one does.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s an unknowable act of God. If only mankind could harness the power to control a lineup.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently.

Bochy tries to write “Belt” in the lineup, but the ink won’t work. Tries another pen, nothing. Uses the same pen and paper to write Huff, and it works fine.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars is doing his best to bet blocked by Baggs and Schulman.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

How's the freakout going?

Remember at the start of the year when it seemed like management had advanced into the 21st century and were making what seemed like well-reasoned decisions? Turns out nothing had changed at all and they just got lucky last year. Until Sabean and Bochy are gone, all we have to rely on is luck (and amazing pitching.)

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2011 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

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by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

At least we evaluate pitching well!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2011 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Except

Wheeler will become Tom Seaver

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

We will see. But they have been good, or lucky, with these kind of trades since Liriano/Nathan.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

/points out Hinshaw on the 40 man

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would file that one under “Roster management.”

We really, really suck at that.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

So sucky at it!

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

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How long until DeRosa is injured again folks! Step Right Up! Taaaake a guess!

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by calgiants86 on Aug 4, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I say 3 days.

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I've got August 20

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHEEL

OF

FLAPPING!!!!

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

August 15th..

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by calgiants86 on Aug 4, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trick Question

He’s still injured

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LoL where’s CanofCorn?

Nicole Vogelsong
Hours of my life I cannot get back are being wasted on kiddie shows… HELP! :)

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel her pain

and I only babysat nieces and nephews.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh. I was at my sister in law’s house and figured out that thing that was bothering me was some kids show in the background. I asked her “How are you not totally fucking insane?”

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by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

After a while it becomes white noise. You don’t even notice it.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where am I? Watching the kids watch Amazing World of Gumball.

Although this one is pretty funny.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just thought you could relate to Ms. Vogelsong’s dilemma.

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yes – I totally relate. I thought I was making that point? My brain may have mushified with all this Nickelodeon exposure, though – I might not know how to articulate my thoughts well anymore.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

WalrusMan had a similar tweet recently, except he put a different word before “HELP! :)”

by Grant Brisbee on Aug 4, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURN

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss the Brandons

I really hope they’re both starters by next season at least.

"If it's weird, you know it's probably Wilson's." - Matt Cain

by EliminateMe on Aug 4, 2011 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

How does DeRosa hurt his wrist this time?

My guess is scooping ice cream for Ray Ratto.

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 4, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL You

Ratto does not eat scooped ice cream.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He eats the entire container in 1 bite.

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by calgiants86 on Aug 4, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

he peels the carton off of pints

pops it in his mouth

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by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ratto's monthly incentive package

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 4, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Knocking the donut off his bat in the on deck circle,

preferrably in his first plate appearance.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
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by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knocking off the donut that's stuck to Ratto's chin

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 4, 2011 6:29 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Shampooing his hair with Joe Mauer

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by calgiants86 on Aug 4, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

and his wrist wasn’t shampooing?

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 4, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLDING THE MIC ON DISHIN WITH DEROSA

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

A comment from Baggs' blog
I think what we may be seeing here is a battle between Bochy and Sabean – and Bochy just won this round. Credit that idea to poster Our Team from the other day. The theory is that Sabean pused to have Belt called up, but then Bochy wouldn’t play him. Last year, Sabean forced a similar issue by trading Molina so there could be no choice in the matter of Posey playing catcher.

Sabeans’s statment that Belt would be used as an Ishikawa-type player could put a damper on this theory, though perhaps Sabean was just trying to put the best face on the situation.

I agree with this.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

yep

that seems to fit what we can read of the situation

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by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy does not control roster moves

Sabean was under no pressure to reinstate DeRosa. Nobody would give a shit if he released him, but he chose to do it, so I don’t buy this.

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Bochy has a say I’m sure, but Sabean has the final word on roster moves.

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The belief

is that Belt is better of getting PAs in the minor than just sitting on the bench. Maybe they will work on him in the OF.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was giving Sabean a lot of credit for the Molina trade. But, now it’s as if he put TWO Molinas in front of Belt to block him.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

THat's a lot of fat

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

noooooo

that’s like getting credit for trading Matt Morris or Zito away. Or Tejada, with any luck.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again

I think Sabean would rather have Belt in the minor playing everyday then having him sit on th bench.

I can totally see Bochy saying that he needs DeRosa because of his swiss army knife like nature.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that reinstating derosa was the driver here. the driver was to get Belt back to AAA. Activating DeRosa allows that.

sabes could be saying, hey, if you won’t play the good players I send you, I’ll just give you broken ones

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by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

no but he sure damn controls who rides the pine

what else can sabean do but make sure belt gets at bats

by Falconer88 on Aug 4, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooooooooh the drama....

Who will win best in show?

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

are you watching Best in Show?

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see the fat lady who was barely able to jog around the arena with her dog…. Wow..
Also finally some real dogs…

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by calgiants86 on Aug 4, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap

I’ve been waiting for the dogs on the wrong csn channel.

had to listen to chronicle live. never again

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by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That mini pinscher is a cutie.

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

it’s no basset hound though

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by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The hits keep on coming
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Giants have not announced 40-man move for DeRosa and being evasive about it. If they want to activate Burrell and release him, they can now.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

oh crap

I forgot about that, I didn’t know what jct was talking about.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are talking about releasing Burrell? WTF

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by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

They will.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

HINSHAW dammit…

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lesson learned

Never take a discount to come back to the Giants. They’ll consider you expendable.

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by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why wouldn’t they just put Burrell on the 60 day?

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Baggs doesn’t know anything. He and Schulman do this shit all the time, and it’s pointless. We should probably just wait and see what happens.

They’ve been messing with the DL all year.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when Belt got called up and made an immediate impact

Then got a second start and didn’t do so well.

That was his chance.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2011 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

against Clayton Kershaw!

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t go 5 for 5!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Couldn’t they 60 day dl Zito?

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Or

never-come-back-day dl

by TBRMKane on Aug 4, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

basically if you go on the 60 day dl now… that’s what that is. Go away and no backsies this season.

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Infinity Day DL

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by EliminateMe on Aug 4, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn't

Tejada ready to be activated yet? He seems to be extra baggage now too.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, does he have any use?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you just call Tejada extra baggs?

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by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

A couple days ago Tejada was saying “Yeah, I’m almost all better now” and management was saying “He’s weeks away.”

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

I thought his time was almost up and they were going to stick him in a rehab assignment.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

and of course

Bochy says: “Surprised by Improvement”

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like Tejada and Burrell will just stay on the DL until September.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he already knows how to fix cars!

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/golf clap

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by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

he can learn to play the outfield

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

this

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

cosigned

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by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I don’t often agree with GiantPain but when I do, I prefer not sending Belt down to learn another position.

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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

he can learn to pinch hit

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

In case they do release Burrell to put DeRosa on the roster

Burrell as a Giant: .254/.355/.475
DeRosa as a Giant: .185/.264/.238

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

DeRo is due!!!!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

They both seem like really nice guys….

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by calgiants86 on Aug 4, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they were to get rid of Burrell for DeRosa it would go from awful all the way back around to hilarious.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s going to happen.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

But DeRosa is versatile.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to go picket outside of Sabean’s house.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how CSN has not said a fucking peep about the roster moves

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Kudos, You are a sick, sick man, but you are very good at it -- wcw

by jctGamer on Aug 4, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Gun shy.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have Prematurereportulation problems

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by calgiants86 on Aug 4, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they’ll DFA Fontenot. Which would be hilarious, because he’s supposed to do a signing at my dad’s hospital on Monday.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

And also because he’s better than Orlando Cabrera, Miguel Tejada and Mark Derosa

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

GTFO Frodonot.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darn. I want one.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

a hospital?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a place where sick people go

But that’s not important right now.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Fontygraph!

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ll DFA Torres

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUT UP!!!!
GO AWAY
AND SHUT UP!!!!

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You done pissed off the wrong mofo now, Sabes.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/murder cellos

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gasp

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need you on bassoon. Blow as passionately as you can.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are indeed some murderous cellos.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

They wouldn’t DFA someone from the 25 man and send Belt to Fresno.

But, I’m pretty sure you’re not serious.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your dad still gets his signing! Thomas Neal said Fontenot was really funny. Your dad should get him to tell some jokes.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to try to go, but I might not be able to.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, bummer. :(

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow Belt to Fresno

guess in a couple years those pinstripes will look ok on him

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 4, 2011 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait

isn’t profanity a warnable/bannable offense?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

aren’t you talking about Timmy?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see the Giants trading with the Marlins.

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST DFA TEJADA

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by calgiants86 on Aug 4, 2011 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTTISH TERRIER PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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by calgiants86 on Aug 4, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

this is why I stopped watching dog shows.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pick a real dog!!!!!! That’s a dust mop!

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

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by calgiants86 on Aug 4, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars is mad

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

ANGRY LARS!!! RRRAAAWWRRRR!!!!

2010 World Series Champions!
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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he ask you about ravens and writing desks?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on Aug 4, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s fuming at Baggs and Schulman, as he should be.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

hankschulman If you knew anything about my job, which you don’t, you’d realize we ask many questions when TV cameras are off. RT @LarsTheWanderer:

what does that even mean?

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

hankschulman Belt question has been asked and provided many times. Bochy wants Huff, who makes $11 mil, and doesn’t trust rook here. @LarsTheWanderer:

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think what Lars wants is for the beat writers to call Bochy out on that bullshit answer.

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not a bullshit answer. It’s the real answer.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately this…

I think we all know this is Bochy’s doing. Molina, Guillen, Rowand, Cabrera, Huff…same MoO.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The real question is, “why don’t you trust him? What, specifically about his skill set bothers you?” Not just nod and accept it.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just typing something similar. It would be perfectly reasonable to ask “Based on what? He’s had like 4 at bats.”

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or, “why do you trust Huff who has always been kind of shaky defensively, and is having a terrible offensive year? Who would it hurt to give Belt a chance? He can’t be any worse, right?”

If you’re too chickenshit to ask these questions, don’t get mad at people who are calling you on being so chickenshit.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘I don’t like to trust rookies’ is the answer.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then follow up with “How the hell do they ever stop being rookies? Why bother with a farm system, you bigheaded asshat?”

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

They play for ten years with other teams, and then we acquire them, of course!

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems to me that the general pattern is to spend several years in the minors, spend at least some time in the big leagues as a bench player and then get a starting job (with exceptions for expected superstars, which I suppose one could argue applies to Belt). Belt has played 183 games in the minors. I can see no point in aggressively questioning the fact that they are unwilling to give a 23 year old with a very short track record a starting gig over a highly paid vet who actually has one… that is pretty much SOP in the majors.
Expecting a beat reporter to be combative over something like this is silly. It’s not going to happen. It’s not really their job. Their job is to relay their impression of the games to the readership in an entertaining fashion and report factually on the moves the team makes. If they did behave that way, they would get frozen out for the fluff that actually is their job.
No matter how satisfying it would be to hear the Giants’ braintrust get their feet held to the fire, Baggs and Henry are not Woodward and Bernstein.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 4, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very well said

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by Goofus on Aug 5, 2011 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Can’t do anything about that other than changing managers.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only someone could do something about that. If only.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I’m not agitating for it; that would be a bit excessive even for me.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking that Huff gets traded next year ala Molina.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That appears to be the only way Belt will play.

It still kind of kills me that Posey might have been blocked all year last year.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina was easy to trade.

He wasn’t a good hitter, but he played a position where no one is a good hitter. He also wasn’t making very much money.

by GiantPain on Aug 4, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

twice as much as everyone else, all of whom were better, but Texas happened to have no one better.

You’re right about Huff getting 2x more than that again at worst non-Dunn production.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now so is Hank
hankschulman Henry Schulman
If you knew anything about my job, which you don’t, you’d realize we ask many questions when TV cameras are off. RT @LarsTheWanderer:

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWESOME. THAT DOESNT HELP ANYONE EXCEPT YOU.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Hey, where’s the sandwiches?”

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by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Lars is going astray though
@hankschulman Not once have you written anything about Huff’s contract taking precedence over Belt’s talent. Not once.

Should hammer more about the shortcomings of Huff than attack Schulman.

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BRAINS sighting

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by Giant Voodoo on Aug 4, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Who else is on the 40 man?

J. Casilla
Edlefsen
Hinshaw
Adrianza
Runzler
Tanner
H. Sanchez
Burris
Crawford
Ford
Peguero

Since we know Hinshaw isn’t going, who would they release if not PtB?

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

J. Casilla is on the DL, I think.

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by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh that’s right. He is. Season ending surgery. But, he could be activated and released, no?

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tejada? Maybe? What use does he have with Cabrera AND DeRosa?

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love that. I forgot to include him in my list. Whoops.

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by calgiants86 on Aug 4, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh damn I'm already injured

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by calgiants86 on Aug 4, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Belt question has been asked and provided many times. Bochy wants Huff, who makes $11 mil, and doesn’t trust rook here. @LarsTheWanderer:

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by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

he prefers bishops

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I keep trying to make more queens out of my pawns

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duh. Huff makes $11 mil so he must be better. Science.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN
extrabaggs @LarsTheWanderer @hankschulman Let me put this tactfully. No, screw that. You’re an idiot, and you’re out of line.

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah

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by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No sir

you’re out of line

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t tell who he’s talking too.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

shanghaijim @howtheyscored @shanghaijim @scout6 @extrabaggs @shanghaijim FUCK EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I could use @shanghaijim but someone else got it and I"m not going to add some stupid number just to be different

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be “@therealshanghaijim”

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s JG Ballard, though.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not @howtheyscored, either. But I like my twitter name.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know who said what there. Twitter is so weird.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs just called Lars an idiot.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s calling Lars an idiot

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Lars is taking his medication :(

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was in reply to this:

LarsTheWanderer
@extrabaggs @hankschulman Access over substance, right guy? I mean, as long as you two still get to assault the press spread.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hit a nerve, apparently.

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars is right, though.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should just poke Cain in the tummy. It’s funnier and adorable.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

:^)

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Matt (saying something)
Lars: [poke]
Matt: [doubles over giggling involuntarily]
Hartley: [points at her daddy and belly laughs]

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would die from an airborne case of adorable.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s a little over the line, Lars. And you should be mad at the team, not the beat writers.

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by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s mad at the beat writers for not pushing the team to actually justify their bad decisions.

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

They answered the question, tho. They don’t trust Belt simply because he’s a rookie. Its a stupid answer, but it IS an answer.

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by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

ethical journalists do not just take things at face value just cause a person with access and/or power told them.

not that they need to be unethical, per se, not to push for truth. just being lazy will suffice

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I don’t think Andy or Hank see themselves as journalists. They are just mouth pieces for the team.

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by EricW on Aug 4, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And there’s enough mad to go around. We can be mad at both the team AND the beat writers.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMNED MSM

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he saying that to Lars and/or hank?

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by Natto on Aug 4, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s just @ replying hank because he was included in Lars’s original tweet

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by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This makes me want to sign up for Twitter

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It’s worthwhile.

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hmmmm let me find this lars person on the twitters…

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by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Baggs chewing out a security guard once. Do not mess with him.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Ratto chewing out a security guard once. He would not share.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lulz

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will say this: Mark DeRosa is a gorgeous man.

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

TROUTY MOUTH

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by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah. But that’s no reason to hate the man.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s enough love to go around!

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Upps!

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by waelwulf on Aug 4, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is pretty weak by Schulman
I can’t take pen from Bochy and write lineup. If you think you can get a better answer, buy a seat near dugout and ask. RT @LarsTheWanderer:

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then it’s like, what’s the point of beat writers if you have to ask the questions yourself?

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by kdl on Aug 4, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Shulman (who I think is an idiot, btw) is saying that they DID ask all the right questions, but management gives stupid answers. Now the rabble are blaming the writers because they don’t like the answers management gave.

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by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

/asks question

Receives canned answer that doesn’t make sense.

/accepts canned answer
/move on

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The issue usually not whether they asked the question…the issue is the follow up.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, there’s a difference between getting an answer and asking an obvious follow-up when the answer is meaningless. Or perhaps maybe pointing out an inconsistency between what the FO said last week and what they said this week.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Shulman is a dolt, but I do read Baggs, and he generally agrees with the Belt problem as the McCoven sees it. I have no doubt he has asked the team the right questions. The team is intractable and stupid, not Baggs.

Really, you’re blaming the messengers here.

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by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree on this.

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by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Lars’ beef is that the reporters should be for the fans not the team. Thus, when there are obvious questions to be asked, he expects them to ask the questions, not just sweep the issue under the rug.

This would never fly in NYC or Boston (for better or for worse)

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I’m saying that I bet they did ask the questions and did not get any answers from the team other than the stock garbage that they had already said.

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by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

then they should say that. Not pretend the questions don’t exist.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you read Baggs post earlier? He’s as pissed off as anyone. Do you really think he just rolled over and said, OK, Sabes, thanks that makes sense?

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by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

His post put it on the fans
The Giants reinstated Mark DeRosa and optioned Brandon Belt. And heeeere come the pitchforks!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

which is a bit silly

the pitchforks for that are IMO less sharp than the ones poking every time Belt sat in the last couple weeks.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also said

After covering this organization for eight years, I can’t say I’m surprised.

which seems pretty deprecatory about the team to me.

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by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tweeted to schulman that Baggs does seem to cover it more than he does

but I also said that the anger of the situation has made me angry. while the giants might give idiot answers you can still comment on said idiotic answers its why a lot of people love baggs and schulman not so much. I wrote some angry tweets earlier but now I’m over it he wont even respond anyway because I wasn’t angry enough I guess…

that’s my take (also I think schulman is a dolt too FWIW)

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It’s true, but they also have to maintain good relations with the team and staff. I imagine that’s a tricky path to navigate.

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by waelwulf on Aug 4, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed 100% Henry is an idiot, but it's not up to him and Baggs to create FO's answers which are usually cryptic, contradictory or moronic.

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by bigboneded on Aug 4, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be the weird one

Schulman’s a pretty good beat writer, I think. He only looks less than good compared to Baggerly. But he’s good.

by GiantPain on Aug 4, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

he could be

Kawakami or that fool in Sonoma, whatever his name is.

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Yeah, columnists have no accountability whatsoever.

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if they

were regularly assigned, they would be worse.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

than Baggs and Schulman, I mean.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 4, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha pwned

Imagine. Lincecum still hitting 99-101 with the gun. Greatest pitcher of modern time??

by Vaccaro on Aug 4, 2011 6:23 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Nah

we’re following Lars

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we’re not having a problem being occupied.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Afternoon everybody.

Been away, job interview. Anything new?

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 4, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKS

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

rguwin ovah teh intrenetz

by The Franchise on Aug 4, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lengthy 49ers discussion. I’m in love with Sam Bradford.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

good job interview? or bad job interview?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just joined twitter cuz of Lars

following him, schulman, baggs, and every6thday…is there a mccoven list?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

check my sig to follow me.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m on twitter, but you either have to know my real name or my twitter name to find it.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

garret_hedlund

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you probably won’t derive any pleasure from following it. Just ask can of corn. It’s boring. And mostly about my poop.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s awesome.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I see one of my last two tweets was an emotweet.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, I forgot I did that “Game Shows that Become Less Fun When You Add or Change One Letter” thing.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s Make a Deaf

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Crash Cab lol

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never go back and look at my tweets. Then I’d know exactly how stoopid I sound.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I regret that emotweet.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does that one require context? It seems incomprehensible to me.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the more emo I get the more obscured I make everything. It makes me act like a baby, but I do feel better after.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

E6D just followed me.
Now I have to apologize for being such a disappointment.
Twitter is basically where I drunk-text the internet.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 4, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird – it seems like a lot of the people I was following weren’t listed as people I am following. I re-added some. Let’s see what happens.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I checked the people who followed jponry

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean @jp_on_rye.

That always looks like a face.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Aug 4, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I THOUGHT IT WAS “jAY PAWNREE”

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got me a twitter ma thingie, but I don’t really do anything but follow people at this point.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

So the 49ers got Braylon Edwards

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 4, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

what the fuck is braylon edwards

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

An STD

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 4, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Braylon Edwards is B-Easy

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 4, 2011 6:17 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Braylon Edwards is B-Easy

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 4, 2011 6:17 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Braylon Edwards is B-Easy

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 4, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I was going to say

"All right pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomp, chomp] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

by Woody'sShed on Aug 4, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Super Bowl, here we come!

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 4, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well you have to buy tickets now before they sell out.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

epic meltdown

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If by hilarious you mean

“a decision of amazing short sightedness and showcasing a stupidity of epic proportions” then yes. Really hilarious.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carry on then

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, yeah...

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Come here, you big lug. We’ll put on a baby-doll pillow fight for you.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew I could count on you.

Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on Aug 4, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll go get some vodka.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz. Nice callback!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg,) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 4, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLars

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give em hell, boss.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

well fought

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

did they block you?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 4, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like you Lars, even though I do think you should stop picking on Baggs.

Get well soon, Buster & Freddy.
Welcome to the Yiyants, Carlos!

by Tortured on Aug 4, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm proud of you.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/pokes hornet nest with stick

Like my hero…Lars.

/swoons

COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.

Job 1:14-15

by bigboneded on Aug 4, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

How are things?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

O Captain my Captain

/stands on desk

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Shakes desk

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 4, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm proud of you.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plagiarist.

TheLetter2: East Coast Boogaloo

by TheLetter2 on Aug 4, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a lawyer. I don’t have ethics.

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

copied the answer word for word, no follow up.

you are qualified to cover the giants!

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

so Bruce…what about NPR? Cheap radio or a waste of taxpayer money?

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just wish we could get some good honest reporting.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 4, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Sabean runs the ship like the Mafia.Privliege, access, punishment. I dunno, maybe it’s just the leather jacket.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean Gestapo

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 4, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars, you should ask Twitter for a %age of their profits this quarter, I think you just got half the blog to join.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Profits? LOL business plan.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sigh
MLBFakeRumors MLB Fake Rumors
BREAKING: #SFGiants sign Hall of Fame OF Henderson. SB King will leadoff and play short.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet he’d put up a better OBA than Huff right now

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

the bay area sports media earn their reputation again

for being effective subsidiaries of the teams the cover

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

This makes me want to change my major to “Sports Business”, or something. Because at this point I feel overqualified to be a GM.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes. I realize this is a gross overreaction and there are many facets of the job I don't know about.

But holy shit.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s okay. Nobody ever takes what’s written here at face value.

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

or remembers anything anybody says. [until they are wrong anyways]

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 4, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good God, this thread.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it's funny there was a Belt vs. Huff meltdown

BEFORE Belt was optioned and DeRosa activated

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 4, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

not great god, this thread

Flem: "Tim are you enjoying the party?"
Timmy: "That would be a fair assumption."

by BrandonMK50 on Aug 4, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Hitchens’d

I'm not fat, I'm a carousel.

by shanghaijim on Aug 4, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This site is amazing.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 4, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

It really is

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 4, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank god for drugs and alcohol

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

Your mom's a girl

by DrStankus on Aug 4, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I swear the NESN go to and come back from commercial music is the opening guitar part from Beezleboss.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 4, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Who cares about a baseball game right now!

The Golden Bear is ever watching
2011 Giants Adoptee: Orlando Cabrera (because everyone needs to be loved)
San Francisco Giants Won the 2010 World Series: Not a Typo

by CalBear949 on Aug 4, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP this thread. You will be missed.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 4, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

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