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Human Centipede is just an independent film, right?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 30, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Think so

Dude wants to make a sequel with ten segments

/barfs

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 30, 2011 8:24 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Then I’m glad. These stupid indie directors think they need to be as controversial as possible to get attention and viewers.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 30, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some do. Many don’t.
“Indie director” is a very, very broad category.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 30, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I’m glad I’m just now coming in to MCC tonight

by Bar None on Aug 30, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL this team

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 30, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

The juggernaut Cubs!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Stewie Griffin voice

This game is runied

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 30, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

The Human Centipede of Baseball.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

shitastically.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 30, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swimmingly

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL STRIKE

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe Grant should put the post game thread up now. We all know how it’s going to end.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 30, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

the GIANT centipede

only we are sewn to the TV and radio.

hahaha :(

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip-Dave-Jon

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m getting a really disturbing image in my mind now.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wait till Kruk gets back.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW, it took this long for the disturbing images?

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 30, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I have others up there. This is just a new one.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi folks, Dave Flemming here to talk to you about the human centipede…

I adopted a Waldis.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 30, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can imagine Kruk giving a mini review

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like

Mfffph mff dbbbff fllmmmff hrr tarrgh bubb hmmaaan semmpepe.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ewwww

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Aug 30, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL THE BILLS ON MY HATS HAVE FALLEN OFF DUE TO ALL THIS CAP TIPPING

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s all a ploy to make you go out and buy new hats.
More $$$ for them to spend on over the hill, crappy players.
Go Team!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 30, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIRAFFE HATS NOW AVAILABLE

I adopted a Waldis.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 30, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do we have any animals that can hit a baseball

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 30, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Centipedes!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 30, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean's slip of the tongue

SABEAN: “Well, no, because we’re not playing with a full deck.”

by ExPFCWintergreen on Aug 30, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

How many times does he have to tell us, HE'S NOT AN IDIOT!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

swing at strikes, Meat

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Have the Giants ever collapsed like this before?

Seems it’s always the Giants who take advantage of another teams collapse

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Were you not paying attention for the entire decade?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 game lead in 1993.

Not exactly a collapse, but still.

by QuakeFan on Aug 30, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING PADRES

Traded Fred McGriff to the Braves

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

103 wins

so no

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, how ’bout 5-0 lead, 7 outs to go?

by QuakeFan on Aug 30, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

no. that was a 1 game lead

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a collapse if there ever was one.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 30, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

1951…13 1/2 games back. Caught up.
Last year..Padres fall apart, we catch up
I think 62 we caught the Dodgers on the last day, too

This year, we are the ones to collapse

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is hardly a collapse of epic proportions.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 30, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, but it’s the biggest I can think of and is a 10 game swing in 1 month.

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Usually in early April
/rimshot

by Bar None on Aug 30, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

1992 team faded down the stretch.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember them leading the Division. I remember the Braves having it most of the season

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

They weren't ever in it in 1992

That was, it was thought, the last season in San Francisco, and the Giants were 72-90.

by QuakeFan on Aug 30, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

right. they were awful in the 2nd half but w/in striking distance at the break. I just can’t recall a team in my memory that had a lead or were close and faded like this. that’s why I thought ’92.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that’s my point!

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

then I agree!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

1965

4 1/2 game lead on Sept. 16, Finished 2nd to Dodgers by 2 games.

by QuakeFan on Aug 30, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

2006 team collapsed

But not like this; they never had a big lead. They were in first by 1/2 game (51-47) until this game. They wound up going 25-38 the rest of the way and finished 11.5 back. It’s worth noting that was a bad team that had no business ever being in first for even one day.

by taliesin on Aug 30, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

That was the most Giants hit that was ever hit.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Sandoval’s Bat Is Unstoppable

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 30, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

AWWW

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

That baby giraffe is adorable.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT CAN HE HIT?

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

But he’s not aggressive enough

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were just at the zoo in July. I didn’t notice that any of the giraffes were preggers.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 30, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was at Six Flags Discovery Kingdom I thought?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I heard Amy G say it was born at the SF Zoo, but it’s highly likely I mistook her and/or she’s wrong. I’m full of food and she’s dumb.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 30, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

aw giraffe named brandon hahaha

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 30, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Baby Brandon Giraffe!

AHH OMG Baby Giraffe is going to meet Baby Giraffe!

by freesia39 on Aug 30, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

mind blown!

A.K.A. Boyfriend Von Current Events

by GiantSteps on Aug 30, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baby Giraffe!

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 30, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Still on Food Network. No urge to change channel.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Good choice

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 30, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stay there for your own safety

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 30, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Con: You missed actual baby giraffe

Pro: You missed horrible double play.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLGIANTSBASEBALL

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

of course

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

ROFLHUFF

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LINE DRIVE BASE HIT

CAUGHT OUT THERE, DOUBLE PLAY

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LO Fucking L

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 30, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

he was just unfamiliar with being on base

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants are unpracticed in the whole base running thing

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is crappy, and now it’s crappier while I watch it in standard def.

Fuck sticks.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you watching in standard def. to get more of an actual feel for watching the Giants offense?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, the start and stop with pixelation was a more accurate display for the offense.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could lick an empty punch bowl and get a feel for the Giants’ offense.

Because it’s punch-less

HAHAHHAHAAH

I’ll be here all week.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 30, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Standard def burns my eyes

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 30, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

phew

possible rally averted

I adopted a Waldis.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 30, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLGIANTS

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 30, 2011 8:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

making Garza look good

by oldgiantsguy on Aug 30, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Sabez looks like such a douche here.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 30, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

not playing with a full deck

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a Douchier Richard Dreyfuss.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF is on the top of his head? No way he can properly tip that cap!

by Bar None on Aug 30, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

On his way to a bris.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks ’shopped there.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, that’s Brad Pitt on the left.

by non sequitur on Aug 30, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Jonah Hill!

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s playing Peter Brand in the movie, you know.

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack Black should play Sabean in the movie.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alan Alda as “Bowtie”.

by Bar None on Aug 30, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should completely reinterpret Sabean for the movie. Change his gender, age, race, everything. Get Rosario Dawson to play Brianna Sabean and I’ll get interested.

by non sequitur on Aug 30, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get Billy Bean to play Billy Beane. Chow Yun-Fat as Barry Zito. Helen Mirren as Scott Hatteberg.

by non sequitur on Aug 30, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That baby giraffe named Brandon will be hidden behind a crippled water buffalo named Aubrey

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

If I make a sign thats towards the team. How many people at the game will agree with me or boo me for making that sign?

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 30, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

...what?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

A sign that will address how much the team sucks. Cause Im going to the game on Friday

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 30, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, more words are needed for me to understand.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yo, you mean like a G sign, G?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 30, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m done. Going to do something more productive. Goodbye all.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 30, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

That sounds a little too final.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like
Goodbye everybody, I’ve got to goooooo
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth..

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 30, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anything is more productive than this

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 30, 2011 8:35 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Like punching myself in the face.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe we are doing this all wrong….
Cmon Cubs!!!! Lotsa hits!!! Lotsa runs!!!
Go Cubs go!!!!

[who do we want in the draft?]

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 30, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Andrew Luck!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Catching up on the Sabean interview

Q: So do you worry about the pitchers feeling all hopeless when they give up a run?
Sabes: You do, but you hope that they’re used to it

(I paraphrased the Q, the answer is straight quote)

So you hope that the pitchers get used to no run support. That’ll make the Giants an inviting team for pitchers to come play for.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 30, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

So they have to pitch shutouts every game.

Riiiiiiiiight.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 30, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt the giants will be signing any big time free agent pitchers in the near term.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Neukom have any clue about baseball?

I have been hoping that he will see the light, but I am beginning to think the only stat sheets he looks at are the attendance figures.

by ExPFCWintergreen on Aug 30, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? Go f yourself Sabean.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 30, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This pisses me off so much.

Freaking ridiculous.

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13

by thirteen on Aug 30, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Henry Sosa beat the Pirates. Ha ha!

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Pirates>Giants

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah! Giants have launched another stellar pitching career.

by Bar None on Aug 30, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well..

Netflix time.

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13

by thirteen on Aug 30, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you think the price increase is too much?

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 30, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea. I'm not a happy camper.

But since I figured I don’t utilize their DVD service as much I just changed to streaming only for $7.99 a month. I’ll regret that though when I want to watch something and it’s not stream available.

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13

by thirteen on Aug 30, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why I’m grabbing my ankles and keeping both. I don’t get many chances to go to the theater for movies, and since not many new releases stream, I need both.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you think is better? Cause I just got a blu-ray player and it comes with 1 moth free and if I like what their offering, I might continue

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I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 30, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well.

For $15 and some change a month for free streaming and 1 DVD at a time. It’s not that bad really (went up from $9.99 I believe). If I watched DVDs more I would have kept it. But I just realized I would get DVDs and have them for weeks at a time so it was cheaper for me to just pay for streaming at $8 a month. It all depends on your viewing habits. Most of the shows I watch I can get off Hulu and Netflix Streaming and I don’t watch a lot of films.

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13

by thirteen on Aug 30, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sad about the price hike but I’m sticking with my 1 DVD + streaming plan, anyway. I don’t have a TV, and streaming isn’t enough, yet.

by non sequitur on Aug 30, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noob questions

1. Is there a limit on how long you can keep it

2. Is there a limit on how many DVD’s you can have at a time

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SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 30, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can keep a DVD for as long as you have a subscription. How many DVDs you can have depends on your plan.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. You can keep it as long as you want. I kept my last DVD for over 5 weeks (ugh)
2. Depends on your plan. The basic $15.98 plan gets you unlimited streaming and (1) dvd at a time. Then $20 for (2) dvds, $24 for (3) and $30 for (4) at a time. Then there’s the streaming only option or dvds only options.

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13

by thirteen on Aug 30, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, you keep it as long as you want but it counts against how many you can have at any given time. I’ve kept some for over a month before.

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 30, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mix it up

I’m cancelling and will come back every so often when I have more time. And I’m going to switch back and forth between DVD & stream. That will really take care of all the time I have for movies.

by Comrade Conrad on Aug 30, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's going to officially start Sept. 1

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13

by thirteen on Aug 30, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The next bill after the 1st will have the increase.

I can live without the streaming as the better half uses the DVD service. I’ll get free DVD from Blockbuster Express when I feel a need that isnt covered by Hulu.

by Udontwannaknow on Aug 31, 2011 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cmon Cubs!!!!
No lead is safe against the hard hitting Giants!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 30, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah okay, even I don’t buy that one!

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McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 30, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Giants run over Cubs with car

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

when's the last a team has been shut out in a 3 or more game series?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Aug 30, 2011 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

this week?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Aug 30, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Believe it or not

The Phillies were shut out by the Mets in a three game series last year.

by jhawx on Aug 30, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hooray!

It’s the Giants’ turn to make more outs.

I adopted a Waldis.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 30, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay Giants hitters… swing at the first pitch, don’t work the count, AIM FOR THE FENCES!!!!!

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Aug 30, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it’s safe to say that, in terms of Giants history, the Vogelsong Era has ended.

Exit, pursued by a bear.

by MopsaDorcas on Aug 30, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s only given up three earned runs. That’s not bad.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 30, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S THE PITCHING’S FAULT

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someday these bums will learn to give up negative runs

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a pretty harsh assessment for a guy who was expected to have a 6 ERA

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The epic comeback begins.

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FOR THE SHIRE

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 30, 2011 8:39 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

STOP THE WAVE, YOU ASSHOLES

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Tejada comes out to PH → boos

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Tejada will save us!

I adopted a Waldis.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 30, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

It's kind of amazing

We’ve gone from defending champs to the league doormat in such a short time.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

3 pitch K

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy looks totally confused, like “where am i?” confused.

Exit, pursued by a bear.

by MopsaDorcas on Aug 30, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop

RALLY TIME

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 30, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLJADA

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 30, 2011 8:42 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

ANOTHER TEJADA BLAST

THAT’S RIGHT, SPOTLIGHT YOURSELF.

Dick.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Why the fuck did he spotlight himself after a weak grounder? I hate him.

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Aug 30, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Tejada is so proud of his feeble groundball

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Be good, Andres.

be good.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

If we someone won this game

I don’t think anyone would really care that much

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

omg the giants might score a run

Dewgongongong
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by Zetsuboushita on Aug 30, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I;m going to blame you if they dont

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 30, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will take your blame and raise you a lolGiants.

Dewgongongong
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
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by Zetsuboushita on Aug 30, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hey, you don’t get blamed :)

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 30, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, we have a run?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 30, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have the hope of a run

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. I thought Torres would drive it in by the time I posted

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 30, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, thanks a lot Kepp

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 30, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 30, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barney had gameday on his laptop in the dugout.

Wanted the Tejada badge.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta be aggressive

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Great AB

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any goodwill from the dribble hit is lost with the self-spotlight

FUCKWAD

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres blast here. Calling it —oh wait he struck out.

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LOL

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha

Dave sooooo called that

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres =

One year wonder

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Oh Andres

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 30, 2011 8:44 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 30, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

THEY SCORED! THEY SCORED!

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

KEPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

FINALLY

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 30, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

KEPPINGER’S BAT IS UNSTOPPABLE

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

WE SCORED!!!!!!!!

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Aug 30, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I would say this if that POS hit two grand slams in a game

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kiplinger! Sound financial advice!

by non sequitur on Aug 30, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Kaplan! Good SAT prep!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 30, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG THEY SCORED!

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 30, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA THE WHOLE TEAM EXCEPT FOR KEPPINGER AND WHITESIDE!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

KEPP!!

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 30, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 30, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

KEPP!!!!!

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 30, 2011 8:45 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Oh.

Jeez.

Thanks, guys.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 30, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

What is this witchcraft?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Now the Beltran blast will put the Giants ahead.

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

How fucking slow is that asshat Tejada?!@?!?!

Crawford just lapped him

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

He was too bust spotlighting Kepp to run the bases

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

busy*

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

old and slow?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 30, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE’S AN OLD FART

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 30, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s still hurt or something. He said that was why he wouldn’t run out the bunt anyway.

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad thats the only run the Giants are going to score tonight

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I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 30, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

So we automatically win, right?

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

what what

rally really working?! whats next i say should have instead of should of

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 30, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

A RUN!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Keppinger’s bat is unstoppable.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 30, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

KEPPY

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 30, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Keppinger is the only one allowed to get an RBI

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Keppinger! Finally someone does something right.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 30, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

How unexpected!

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by Zetsuboushita on Aug 30, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

How does Beltran make an out here?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

strikes out looking

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 30, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atta boy Kepp!

Here comes the Beltran groundout.

by diamondnerd on Aug 30, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Failtron!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Tejada spotlight his incredibly slow running?

DICKHEAD

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Not-Wheeler K coming

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

KBIU!!!

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 30, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

booooo beltran

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 30, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

AND HERE COME THE PRETZELS AGAIN

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING SELFISH

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 30, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Cubs!!! Strike this Bustran out!!!

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by Merope on Aug 30, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU CARLOS

"I don’t know, just chuck it as hard as you can".-Buster Posey, on how to gun down stolen base attempts

by LincecumFTK on Aug 30, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

You guys are hilarious. I honestly don’t even need to watch the game I can just sit in this thread all night and be entertained.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Aug 30, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d probably be more entertained if I weren’t following the game, either.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 30, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either. Too.
You know what?
Because I don’t.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 30, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran’s Bat is Stoppable!!!!

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

LOL
 
Have a rec.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 30, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NOT ZACK WHEELER

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 30, 2011 8:47 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Garza hasn't thrown a ball?

We swing at everything!

Like my diamonds? The Devil himself gave them to me...

by jalora on Aug 30, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTran the Rally Killer

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Garza didn’t throw a single ball in that inning

by jhawx on Aug 30, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

/hacks

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by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

one of the other sayings we could have done was

WE HAVE BELTRAN AND CABRERA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

That fills TWO positions. That makes it TWICE as good.

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blehtran

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 30, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone should tell Beltran

He’s embarrassing himself in front of the GM who will covet him most in free agency!

I’ll bet that’ll turn his performance around.

by diamondnerd on Aug 30, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLtran

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 30, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

7 hits?

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Doesnt feel like it

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lot of singles, all not concentrated

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mrs. Folly is not happy. She speaks in Spanish when not happy. Something about putas and mierda.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Have her tell Tejada to DIAF

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

and that translates to blackheads and beer, right?

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by Merope on Aug 30, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loosely

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know what those things mean.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to explode Mota’s arm again.

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Weeeeeeeeeee
-Q: Do you have any regrets about the Beltran trade?

-SABEAN: No. No. We were unanimous, from ownership to front office to manager to scouts. And I’d do it all over again.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Please tell me he wouldn’t trade Wheeler all over again…

by jhawx on Aug 30, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

In fairness

He was really good this year. You know, before he got here.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran was never my issue

Trading Wheeler for him was.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

for 2 months
and no picks

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by Merope on Aug 30, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Wheeler

:(

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Q – if you knew the team would go 10-20 after the trade, would you STILL do it all again?
A – We did our due diligence, and after kicking some tires, we decided that even a 10-20 record was worth giving up Wheeler.

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys all realize that Wheeler hasn't done anything yet either...

right?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

By your logic neither has Bryce Harper

So the Nats should trade him for BJ Upton

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Nats were defending the WS and a couple of games in the lead...

Maybe…

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL LOL

Is that you Brian?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah he has

He has a year or two in the minors then 6 more years of team control
he still has value

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

I can still understand the Beltran trade.

The Academic trade on the other hand…..

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran takes a long time to come back from injury

he took half the season last year to start hitting again

by Hatuxka on Aug 30, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

AZL Giants 3B Jose Cuevas was named the league MVP. 1B Ben Thomas and RHP Joan Gregorio along with Cuevas made the league’s postseason All-Star team.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 30, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

And the AZL Giants and AZL Dodgers are playing for the AZL championship tomorrow. Good times.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 30, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hope we’ll see Mota’s mighty bat

Exit, pursued by a bear.

by MopsaDorcas on Aug 30, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

That fucking Somone. I always hated that guy.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

there must be a scientific explanation. Perhaps the Giants bats are carved from anti-hide.

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by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

BASportsGuy Bay Area Sports Guy
Beltran gets into another 0-2 count, flies out in foul territory to Aramis. Boos rain. He should pick out a cute animal nickname, and fast.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Honey badger. He don’t care.

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

is there an animal called an asshat?

by Bar None on Aug 30, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah yes, the rare and mysterious Venezuelan Asshat…

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by Merope on Aug 30, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

Where do you get that caramel corn? Last game I went to I went around and didnt see it lol, but then I’m bad at finding things.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I keep not finding the bacon wrapped dogs.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know they serve in field club

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 30, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dumb?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasp

Exit, pursued by a bear.

by MopsaDorcas on Aug 30, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

CORN FORKER

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAIZE SPORKER

(that was kinda lame – sorry)

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried stopping Keppinger's bat once

I don’t know why I even bothered

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 30, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh holy hell

Has anyone looked at the Arizona score lately?

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by Merope on Aug 30, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Have not. Did they do that thing called scoring I used to remember about?

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by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this one of those “Fun Fact” things?

by Bar None on Aug 30, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it too late to put Beltran on waivers?

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Mrs. Folly agrees. Something about hijo de puta, and bad Mets piece of mierda

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why should they get hit?

For playing hard? Wish some of our own players showed some of that intensity (ie: Beltran).

by giants92388 on Aug 30, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a 3-1 game…no sane team would do that

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never, because that would be stupid.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would welcome a brawl right now.

2010- "OMG-YAY 2011 "OMG MEH"
Your San Francisco Giants: Dashing hopes since 2011 and before.

by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAUSE REMEMBER HOW FIRED UP THEY GOT AFTER THE BRAWL WITH PHILLY!?!?!?!?!?!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

They went on the huge winning streak that Krukow predicted!

Oh…wait. Never mind.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

$4.99

20 Chicken McNuggets

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

“Chicken”

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 30, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Diarrhea for under $5

Bargain

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUNS!!!! Let’s get some for the Giants.

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by Merope on Aug 30, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

McDonalds still has that?

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 30, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always liked the jalapeno poppers at J in the B

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Delicious

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make sure you get the ranch dipping sauce

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been wondering about that. It seems like eating chicken mcnuggets that they were profiting off of at 4 for a dollar wouldn’t be too healthy though.

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

My roommate, the boyfriend, and I have taken advantage of this deal and ordered several 20 packs. Then we sit around and watch Epic Meal Time.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 30, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a terrible offense. Someone will get fired for this. Assuming that Bochy and Sabean don’t get the pink slip because TGWTWS, who will get kicked to the curb?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 30, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Meulens

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then he’ll sign with the D’Bags.

by Bar None on Aug 30, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

And hit 42 HRs

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ideally

Rowand.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

BamBam

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong

Extensions. Bet on it.

2010- "OMG-YAY 2011 "OMG MEH"
Your San Francisco Giants: Dashing hopes since 2011 and before.

by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have a winner!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I already said to exclude Bochy and Sabean. SOMEONE will get fired.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 30, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Righetti

Didn’t mentally toughen up the pitchers enough to withstand 1ER losses.

by janglicious on Aug 30, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's always the hitting coach.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

Was having flashbacks of Panda running into posey right there

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Wtf?

Why didn’t I think of this?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

40 bids? I was expecting more

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 30, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could draw an iPad on a gum wrapper and get double that.

2010- "OMG-YAY 2011 "OMG MEH"
Your San Francisco Giants: Dashing hopes since 2011 and before.

by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bidders won’t really pay

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 30, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the big question was whether he could keep fielding at 2B, but he seems to have worked out?

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish we had Curtis Granderson or Alfonso Soriano, they both swing for HR's

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 30, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this chasm? Soriano is bad.

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by garbanzo24 on Aug 30, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants swing for HRs too. They just don’t get any.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 30, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

keithlaw keithlaw
With or without his walker? RT @nmigliore: @keithlaw Miguel Tejada couldn’t score from 1B on a double to the RF wall with 2 out.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

oops
keithlaw keithlaw
With or without his walker? RT @nmigliore: @keithlaw Miguel Tejada couldn’t score from 1B on a double to the RF wall with 2 out.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Garza getting hits off us.

by non sequitur on Aug 30, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

That wasn’t a ball.

2010- "OMG-YAY 2011 "OMG MEH"
Your San Francisco Giants: Dashing hopes since 2011 and before.

by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yahoo Answers is a comedy gold mine

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 30, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

some of the funniest stuff you will ever read is their

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 30, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this the guess-the-missing-noun game?

I love this game. OK, my guess is….jackrabbit

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

shoehorn?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

my turn
some of the funniest stuff you will ever read is their

OBITUARIES!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cmon guys keep on trying

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SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 30, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

strategy for taking down Google.

by Bar None on Aug 30, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

link?

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 30, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

So’re the Giants.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Aug 30, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is. Since people can ‘vote’ on best answers, the funniest ones usually rise to the top.

Exit, pursued by a bear.

by MopsaDorcas on Aug 30, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silly ump

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Umphatred

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by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL JINX GRAPHIC

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the Cubs first GS

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus

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by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

MY FORMER SON

Dealing for the enemy. But still playing HILARIOUS defense

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

DONT SHOW THAT FUCKING STAT PLEASE

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 30, 2011 9:02 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

so...

im guessing with all this callign it and it comes stuff. a grand slam is coming

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 30, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Gift strike

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Hobbit!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you, Fontenot.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you hobbit!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 30, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank God Tejaja wasn't playing SS for that play

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

haha all of us calling for the grandslam jinx actually jinxed them out of a

grand slam

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 30, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I am stunned that didn't get through, or get bobbled, or bounce of Mota's head for a triple.

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by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants haven't hit a grand slam in ages either...

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

or a 3 run homer for that matter.

2010- "OMG-YAY 2011 "OMG MEH"
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by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

grand slam?
I remember those… Denny’s right?

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by Merope on Aug 30, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmmm.... hash browns....

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE NEED MORE LITTLE GIRLS SCREAMING "CRUSH IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT"

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh is that what she said?

UP THE PUCKS!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 30, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Hank
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Cubs have stranded 8 in 5 innings. They’re going to regret that.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you think getting a seat across from the Giants dugout

And getting an entire section of fans cards to spell out “Stop Playing Bad Veterans” will get Bochy’s attention?

by janglicious on Aug 30, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

With the Giants luck

all of your people holding the cards for “stop” would get injured and miss the game.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to embezzle payroll first to get that treatment.

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by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have to actually catch you stealing.

 therefore Rowand and Zito are perfectly safe.

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by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss that guy

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss winning baseball.

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by Merope on Aug 30, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I case about is brandon belt getting hits

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt just cannot recognize that overhand curve.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone needs to sit right by the field mike

and read our posts at the top of their lungs

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I would pay 200 bucks for a ticket to "MCC stream of conciousness night at ATT Park"

Renel just reading post after post of the GDT.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh come the fuck on!

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

There has got to be trenches in the turf

from so many groundouts.

2010- "OMG-YAY 2011 "OMG MEH"
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by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Like the Oregon Trail


The Giants playoff chances died of dysentery a while back.

I adopted a Waldis.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 30, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

In that game my sister always died of a rattlesnake bit, seems fitting now.

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
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by timmeh on Aug 30, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

that might be a sign

that it’s not the Giants’ night.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

That sign has been permanently planted between 2nd and 3rd base.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY
that might be a sign
that it’s not the Giants’ night season.

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by Merope on Aug 30, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or
that might be a sign
that it’s n
ot the Giants’ night season.

by JeffWondersWhy on Aug 30, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of for fucks sake

Belt hits it hard and it’s an out

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 30, 2011 9:10 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

/Tejada follows Belt around the dugout with the spotlight. Belt belts him. I stand and cheer.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Giants seem to have a way of making bad teams look good. Repeatedly. Over and over again.

Exit, pursued by a bear.

by MopsaDorcas on Aug 30, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

My favorite Kawakami/Sabean exchange
Q: Is this team going to be in better position this off-season to eat some of your big deals—I’m talking about Rowand and Zito specifically?

-SABEAN: Those are higher-level conversations that have to take place as you get into the off-season.

We’ve proven to people whether it’s playing the best people, if it takes doing something dramatic, we’ll address it. We want to win and we want to try to do the right thing with the roster, so it remains to be seen.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

can’t really say that NOW unless you’re willing to make those moves now. they’re not, so they won’t say so.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, but it’s Rownads and Zeets.

by Bar None on Aug 30, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was laughing more at the

“We proven to people..playing the best people”

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

What chaps my hide is that even though the Giants aren't hitting

It isn’t like they are hitting the ball hard right at players. They are just…shit.

Belt’s last AB excluded

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I know. Most every at bat is just so freaking lifeless.

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by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

it just seems like they’ve given up. on the other hand, maybe they’re just really horrible.

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS is the correct answer. They are really horrible.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate it when my chaps chap my hide.

by Bar None on Aug 30, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more Gold Bond

amirite?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB Network on FB just now:

Do you agree with Dan Plesac that a D’Backs win and a Giants loss will lead to a division crown for Arizona? Or do you think the Giants offense will pick up and carry them back to the postseason? Tell us what you think!

12550 · Like · · 27 minutes ago

Exit, pursued by a bear.

by MopsaDorcas on Aug 30, 2011 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

No.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 30, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota is looking totally into it, too.

Not.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 30, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Has this team given up?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 30, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

some of them have.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Aug 30, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Dan Plesac has a magic hat somewhere to pull out that kind of observation.

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by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

It's on his magic head which he did pull out of his magic ass for that one observation.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Belt

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2011 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good

Now Belt’s coming out of the game

by jhawx on Aug 30, 2011 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLGIANTS

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 30, 2011 9:21 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Can we trade our starting position players for the Cubs' position players?

We’ll throw in Rowand and Zito

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey lookie…
Here comes that grand slam ya’all been waiting for!

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by Merope on Aug 30, 2011 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a serious question to ask you guys

Do you guys think we are the last year’s Padres? I’m starting to think we are. The D-Backs just aren’t giving up and our offense was clicking last season, and we were able to overtake the Padres last season. Unfortunately, this season, we have forfeited the lead in the NL West division, and we have not overcome this slump that has been plaguing us for the past month.

What do you guys think?

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.

by yoshifan on Aug 30, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Not last year’s padres…maybe last year’s cardinals (good till they wern’t)

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSNGiants SFG Updates from CSN
Congrats to former Giant John Bowker who just was picked up by the NL East leading Phillies

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

OF COURSE

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 30, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is going to hit a 3 run HR to seal the NL championship for them.

Book it.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope so. That would be fucking great.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

DIRTBAG!

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, 2 on the team now

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOWKERMANIA

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 30, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, human centipede, let’s see what you got. Don’t worry; I won’t live blog.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 30, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

What can I say?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 30, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can already detect that it’s gonna suck, but hey, here I am.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 30, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sori-goneO

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by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

ooooooooooooh Cololrado is catching up…they have 3 runs now. Imagine that…3 whole runs.

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by Merope on Aug 30, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

An embarrassment of riches!

Dewgongongong
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
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Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Aug 30, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The juiced balls will save us!

Oh wait, it’s in Arizona. So much for that hope.

by jhawx on Aug 30, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love watching all these replays of Cubs HRs.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait til they hit their next one!
in
5
4
3
2
.
.
.

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by Merope on Aug 30, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially that walk-off in the 13th. That was a good game.

by jhawx on Aug 30, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Upgrade!

Dewgongongong
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Aug 30, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cuteness overload

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 30, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

stutters getting it out of the glove.

by Bar None on Aug 30, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hypnotic.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork bork bork

So we take belt out of the game because he doesnt need to see anymore pitching tonight

And we walk the bases loaded to soto who hit a HR off of Ramirez

Ugh

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 30, 2011 9:25 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Uh-oh, salami upcoming

I can smell it

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Ka

Boom.

2010- "OMG-YAY 2011 "OMG MEH"
Your San Francisco Giants: Dashing hopes since 2011 and before.

by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck this team

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Good bye, fan.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

saved a run!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 30, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid fan

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Smart fan

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

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SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 30, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL THANKS FAN

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 30, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL STUPID FAN

Did just save a run though. But his night is over.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd totally do that

Why would he want to keep watching this anyway. At least he marginally helps.

by janglicious on Aug 30, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

He paid good money and has been bored stiff. At least now he can get some blood pumping.

2010- "OMG-YAY 2011 "OMG MEH"
Your San Francisco Giants: Dashing hopes since 2011 and before.

by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

But this is the fucking Giants...

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the Padres. The fricking Padres.

It’s the Astros. The fricking Astros.

etc.

by giants92388 on Aug 30, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've seen this before...
It’s the Cubs Astros. The fricking CubsAstros.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

We got some help on that one, oopsy.

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 30, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

our offense is a flat-out embarrassment, no joke
How many more of these games must we sit through before drastic changes are made?
Are we just going to ride it out with these noodle bat motherfuckers?

We are the laughingstock of Major League Baseball…what a load of shit

by bernardking on Aug 30, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants will avenge that fan getting kicked out

You follow me, I'll follow you

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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 30, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Jon

“A couple of good relay throws…”

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

oh well

its not like the fan will miss anything

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 30, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Shitty call by the umps.

That run should score and the fan should be bitchslapped.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Mercy rule for the Giants

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

bitch slapping?

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 30, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's probably what the ump was saying. "It doesn't matter anyway!"

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

"The game was over at 3-1 anyway.."

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just take the run off the board for the Giants instead.

2010- "OMG-YAY 2011 "OMG MEH"
Your San Francisco Giants: Dashing hopes since 2011 and before.

by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or made to watch this stupid “rhythm” McDonald’s commercial on an endless loop for a whole weekend.

San Francisco Giants ***GLORY ACHIEVED 11/01/10***

by Skaldheim on Aug 30, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I, on the other hand, watch it voluntarily.

WTF is wrong with me?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Colvin totally would have scored.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 30, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Me

For some reason I thought we still had a chance. 2 runs? We could do that…after all, we are due for our weekly home run and there might be someone on base.

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY COMEDIANS


I just wanted to post this picture.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

NPH

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 30, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aziz <3

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that Aziz?

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Aug 30, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

What else are those people going to do tonight?

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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 30, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better deal on beer is just up the street.

by Bar None on Aug 30, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getting drunk

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

A nice alley and a plastic bottle of vodka might be better

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

they

want to get kicked out through fan interference might as well go out with a bang

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 30, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

september is going to be very interesting

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 30, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

mlbtraderumors MLB Trade Rumors
 by extrabaggs
Phillies Acquire John Bowker bit.ly/oGzI8Y #mlb

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

D'oh

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally home from work and the Giants are - oh.

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

hankschulman Henry Schulman
Torres might be back next year, but I think they nontender him. 50-50 on Rowand. I think Ross/Font/Pat/Beltran/O-Cab/one of Eli/Stewart gone

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

meh it’s Schulman

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 30, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's easier to figure who to keep

Pitchers, Posey, Sandoval, Belt, Mole….. and that’s about it.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres

don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out

by bernardking on Aug 30, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres: not the problem.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 30, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 30, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

in this line

He has a good chance to adapt and rebound under less pressure, and even if he hits poorly he’s a plus defender at all outfield positions, one of the only fast guys on the team, and will get paid chump change.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

IN THIS LINE

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Aug 30, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, fuck that guy!

What has he ever done for us?

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 30, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

way harsh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh. I was just putting together a post on this.

The only guys worth keeping on the 40-man roster:

Lincecum
Cain
Bumgarner
Edlefsen
Javier Lopez
Sergio Romo
Dan Runzler
Surkamp
Sanchez (re-sign and then trade him for offense)
Ryan Vogelsong
Brian Wilson (trade him for offense)
Posey
Hector Sanchez
Adrianza
Belt
Crawford (but trade him for offense if possible)
Keppinger
Sanchez
Sandoval
Peguero
Schierholtz

… everybody else can be DFA’d non-tendered, burned alive, or lost to sea pirates.

by Every6thDay on Aug 30, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edlefsen? On the 40, not the 25, right?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 30, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runzler?

Have you not been watching?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runzler at least strikes guys out. He’s Edlesfen has control problems without the strikeout stuff.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 30, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Sanchez's value high enough anymore to get even a decent bat?

I don’t see them trading Wilson.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Crawford

I think he is the starting SS next year if they cannot land Reyes, and Rollins sprains his wrist signing his 4 year contract with the Giants.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

lose Runz and I’m good to go.

by Bar None on Aug 30, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

non tender doesn't mean torres won't be back.

I think they would be 100% foolish to let him go. He is cheap and as long as he is an elite defender in center field he has value.

Also I would love Fontenot to stay but he will be hitting his final year of arbitration. We could call up someone from the minors to take his place for over 50% less money.

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 30, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup
keithlaw keithlaw
Overmanaging. RT @Hooksy17: @keithlaw giants walk colvin hitting 150. Stupid?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 30, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I just hate everything about the Giants right now

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 30, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, There is no point to this scoreboard watching.

The Giants need to start winning games before you can scoreboard watch.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't understand why Gameday shows so many cosmetics commercials

I know there are plenty of gals in mcc, but still there are probably more guys than girls on Gameday. If I were in marketing for cosmetics I would not put money there.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Aug 30, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

guy liner

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 30, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s based on your browsing habits. therefore you look for makeup online. i wonder why?

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t. But maybe I should now…

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Aug 30, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s ok. you can admit that you are a drag queen

not that there’s anything wrong with that

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it’s come to this.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The anxiety of expectations is gone

Now I can relax and watch with curiosity how a team that has epically cratered MIGHT do something to get off the deck

by Hatuxka on Aug 30, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

So here is my prediction

The September call ups help the Giants climb back into the race. By some miracle, they make the playoffs. Sabean and Bochy stick with the Vets “who got them there” when constructing the post season roster. They get bounced by the Braves in the first round.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

they are not making the playoffs….

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 30, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phil

Giants are gonna finish behind the Brewers

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, the kiddos who help them come up wouldn’t be eligible for post-season play unless there were injuries.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 30, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip: thats a rally!!!

I sit and await always faithful to the giants

by luved the stick on Aug 30, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Just a grand slam away from a whole new ballgame.

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

I needed a laugh

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 30, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL and rec'd

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL JERRY!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 30, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BREWERS CAP

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Aug 30, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I just noticed that

perfect

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 30, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team sucks eggs. As WS champs, they have responsibilities, such as to perform at a respectable level and, if they’re going to lose, at least to lose with dignity. But they can’t, and that sucks.

Exit, pursued by a bear.

by MopsaDorcas on Aug 30, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow......

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, I'll admit it, I laughed.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not ashamed to admit it - I laughed a lot

That’s pretty great.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"

by can of corn on Aug 30, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm laughing and I have no idea why.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same

I laugh at so many, what people would consider, inappropriate things

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 30, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't lie neither

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 30, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

… What the hell
(and yet I laughed)

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 30, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, this guy isn’t totally messed up in the head or anything…

by jhawx on Aug 30, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classic

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Natto where do you get all these funny FB conversations?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 30, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Various sites. This one’s from reddit.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. I thought you were just FB “friends” with interesting people.

by non sequitur on Aug 30, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only the people who believe in RBIs.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put the balldude at SS

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron Rowand is now batting. Brandon Belt is out of the game.

Let thank sink in for a minute.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Aug 30, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every opposing pitcher must be in a good mood before going against the Giants right now.

You could go eat 10 double doubles and still not have to worry about breaking a sweat on the mound. Or even puking.

2010- "OMG-YAY 2011 "OMG MEH"
Your San Francisco Giants: Dashing hopes since 2011 and before.

by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL boos

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah the boo birds love Rowand

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Rowand

a grand total of 1 RBI and 2 runs scored since July 28th

by bernardking on Aug 30, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

So the myth that 12 million bucks lies in RBI's can be put to bed now?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is amazing

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

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SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 30, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, could August and its vaunted “almost all at home!!! against crappy teams!!” schedule have gone any worse?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaah

i’d forgotten about that. we were supposed to coast to the division title

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was one truly shitty month.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt could’ve gotten hurt.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost want him to be called up so people can realize he is not that good.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

But they’ll make excuses for him and will want him starting next year.

by Every6thDay on Aug 30, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a terrible consolation prize.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 30, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry, in September theres only 6 games against a good team, the Diamondbacks.

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay Cody

swing the bat. Really, just swing the freaking thing.

2010- "OMG-YAY 2011 "OMG MEH"
Your San Francisco Giants: Dashing hopes since 2011 and before.

by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

/bat flies into stands

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is so fucking frustrating

1 game back of AZ last Monday with a long homestand coming up against piece of shit teams and we drop 5 of 8 (so far). Fucking seriously?

I also wouldn’t mind punching Rowand in the face.

by giants92388 on Aug 30, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah…as bad as things had been, it looked like we would keep things competitive for at least 2 more weeks.

wow just wow

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

CODY WALKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres coming up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2010- "OMG-YAY 2011 "OMG MEH"
Your San Francisco Giants: Dashing hopes since 2011 and before.

by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It all started with a walk to Cody Ross

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder how many bandwagon fans the Giants have lost lately...

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Next year will be the exodus. Many bought new gear this year.

2010- "OMG-YAY 2011 "OMG MEH"
Your San Francisco Giants: Dashing hopes since 2011 and before.

by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So accurate.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE'S LOST THE PLATE!!!!

EVERYBODY WALKS!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

contact by Torres!

moral victory, sign of a comeback

by Hatuxka on Aug 30, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

How do you feel about Rowand?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 30, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

CastrLOL

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Listening to game on radio

very funny to hear the boos showered down on Scott and then the Bronx jeers with Cody’s BB.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 30, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew

I would have been super pissed if he made that play.

Cause it would have been stellar.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

KBIU or not?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 30, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY???

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 30, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

This is a Giant rally.

2010- "OMG-YAY 2011 "OMG MEH"
Your San Francisco Giants: Dashing hopes since 2011 and before.

by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

IBB coming to Kepp in order to get to BusTRAHN

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 30, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Our RBI man is up

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Told ya!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the funniest thing about this whole stretch has been how Kruk was always trying to say after every win that “This was the one that was going to turn it around!” only to have them lose like 3 in a row after

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Hes been saying that about Huff for like three months now.

by Into the Void on Aug 30, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

KBIU!!!!!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

A Question

I’ve been thinking about lately- would people be ok with Crawford starting at SS next year? Let’s say we have Belt, Sanchez, and Pablo rounding out the rest of the infield…would you be willing to have a SS that hits .220 but provides excellent defense when the rest of the infield is comprised of good hitters? (And yes, I realize Huff will probably still be starting at 1B next year, I’m just playing “what if?”)

by Into the Void on Aug 30, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Many would be okay with Crawford starting this year

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love good defense.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 30, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 30, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This pitching staff needs a solid defensive shortstop almost as bad as a solid defensive catcher

that said, we are going to need some offense out of some of our position players. If we have Huff at 1B, Andres in CF, we can’t afford to have an offensive SS like Crawford. It is flat bad composition of a lineup and I can’t live through that yet again. M preference is to have Reyes at SS even if we have to pay a premium, which we will because the Mets are going to have to build their franchise around him. Sandy, DiPodesta have already said as much and Citi field is like AT&T, you need speed and line drive hitters because you are probably not going to attract power hitters to play in either ballpark – these two parks kill offensive numbers.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 30, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'd rather have Reyes, a reasonably-priced Rollins, or a cheap Infante or Carroll

If we can’t get one of those for the right money, then yeah, Crawford.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would be nice to get an an actual good FA

but if 1-7 are good hitters, Crawford’s D would be useful.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we cannot get Reyes

Or Rollins on a 1-2 year cheap deal.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

KEPP! WE NEED YOU!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

THANKS, KEPP! WE NEEDED YOU!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Sending Ross was retarded

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Flannery apparently doesn't trust Beltran.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even with 2 outs, that sounded way closer than it should’ve been.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 30, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

See?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 runs!

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 30, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

KEPPY

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 30, 2011 9:43 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Shift A

Wow, they scored a run. That Kepp guy is ok.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 30, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

K B I U

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

RUN EXPLOSION!

2010- "OMG-YAY 2011 "OMG MEH"
Your San Francisco Giants: Dashing hopes since 2011 and before.

by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Sending Ross because Beltran cannot be trusted.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

KEPP IS UNSTOPPABLE BABY

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

he should have been out

if that was a better throw

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 30, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG 2 ON THE SCOREBOARD!

McCoven: A Heinous CircleJerk
Proud Parent of Adopted Giant: Crazy Crab

by timmeh on Aug 30, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay run(s)!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 30, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

The look on the cat's face is amazing.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freaky

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 30, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

all i can think is

that is going to bring a lot of static electricity

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 30, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the third time, Beltran is up with 2 outs in a situation to tie the game, take the lead or push a run across.

How does he make an out here?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Robbed of a home run, of course

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Infield popup coming right up!

BUSTran always delivers!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

side question:

Why doesn’t Beltran use the damn bat then?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't stop it to pick it up.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cannot believe how unstoppable Keppinger’s bat is

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 30, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltran bomb, and Vogelsong is off the hook.

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Sean Marshall pitching

RALLY CAT POWER

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 30, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

ONE FUCKING PITCH.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltrans Bat is Sh*t?

2010- "OMG-YAY 2011 "OMG MEH"
Your San Francisco Giants: Dashing hopes since 2011 and before.

by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why Not Here?

and that ends the inning.

2010- "OMG-YAY 2011 "OMG MEH"
Your San Francisco Giants: Dashing hopes since 2011 and before.

by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit, you jackass.

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by speckops on Aug 30, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

That was quick

Relatively painless

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

well that was some awesome rally bustran

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 30, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Not-Wheeler

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE FUCKING PITCH

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 30, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Alas, Carlos. It’s just not your night, is it.

by non sequitur on Aug 30, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL OF FUCKING COURSE

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 30, 2011 9:46 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

LOLtran

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 30, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, fuck Beltran

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 30, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

And a bag on his head.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Dewgongongong
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Aug 30, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

It is getting really, really hard to defend Beltran at all.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 30, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Boo Bird

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

FOR FUCKS SAKE

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 30, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep Kepp?

hankschulman Henry Schulman
They keep Kepp. Arb eligible. RT @2010SFgiants: What bout Kepp?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Can he play SS?

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 30, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

178 games in his career

Fangraphs has him at a -12 UZR/150, so I guess the answer is “sort of.”

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he’s here next year he’ll be Kept Kepp.

by non sequitur on Aug 30, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm seriously starting to get on the Bustran bandwagon

That swing was completely half-assed. Veteran slugger or not, Bochy should take him out behind the fucking woodshed.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I am more on the buyers remorse bandwagon.

But all three of Beltrans ABs tonight have been terrible.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

see it's funny

I still think it was a sound trade from a strategic perspective. It was far-fetched to expect the entire team to tank like this.

There’s some long-term blame to be placed on Sabes but right now this feels like the offense, almost universally.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they keep the receipt?

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 30, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

CarLOLs

2010- "OMG-YAY 2011 "OMG MEH"
Your San Francisco Giants: Dashing hopes since 2011 and before.

by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Mrs. Folly just suggested that Arizona is paying Failtron double what the Giants are paying him to help them win the west.

Far-fetched? Perhaps.
True? Certainly

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 9:48 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Carlos Beltran stranded two runners in the third, the fifth and now the seventh. The boos are getting pretty loud here.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Barney Darwinson?

shouldn’t he be on San Diego?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Rick gets it

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

The Beltran trade is a steaming pile of elephant shit.

Good job Sabean……..

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 30, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

In Brett Pill related news
SteveBitker Steve Bitker
by extrabaggs
@extrabaggs Todd Linden is still kickin’ it, w/Edmonton of the independent NABL. Took a .355 average w/14HRs into playoff opener tonight.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Elliott says "hi" too

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trading for Beltran is the exact type of short sighted mistake that resulted in the Giants sucking ass from 04-08. Beginning to think that Sabean just got lucky.

by giants92388 on Aug 30, 2011 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty over Beltran.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2011 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Ricky Ledee tbh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has he been that bad?

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 30, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

compared to expectations, i'd say yes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you put it that way.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 30, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s mind boggling how impatient at the plate he’s become. 13+% walk rate with the Mets; ~3% with the Giants.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 30, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's just trying to fit in

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He basically became Francœur when we got him. Wheeler for Francœur. Dear God Almighty.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 30, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

could’ve gone all month without a Frenchie reference.

by Bar None on Aug 30, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes.

Injury, terrible defense, not producing at all. Especially when you consider who we gave up, it’s even worse than Ledee

by giants92388 on Aug 30, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shall we give him a crown for a king Khaleesi?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 30, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

melt down the watch he got from bochy for stealing his jersey

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOD

BOCHY’S NUMBER! THAT’S THE PROBLEM

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is known

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS!!

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He surely appears not to give a single fuck.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 30, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d harp on the ‘SELFISH!!’ thing, but you’d think that a selfish person would know to play well during his contract year.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 30, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he dogs it so much that his value post season drops dramatically.

by Bar None on Aug 30, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It feels so wrong to castigate him, but he has indeed looked hideous.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 30, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t make sense that he would do it on purpose, so he’s got to be infected by whatever bit the rest of the team. Maybe they should fumigate the clubhouse.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 30, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s his wrist or something.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 30, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Ross threw a tantrum from time to time. Beltran just kind of meanders back to the dugout.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 30, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross jumps back at curveballs down the middle.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 30, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll go with “or something”

by Bar None on Aug 30, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean’s worst trade ever!! Maybe

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

still sort of depends on how wheeler turns out

but at this point, he could be a below average starting pitcher for a couple of years and surpass Beltran’s value to the Giants

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well..Liriano plus Nathan plus a full year of AJ > Beltran cratering the team and losing Wheeler.

But

LpNpafyoA < Bctta Wheeler being an above average starter for 6 years.

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if Wheeler actually has a major league career worth mentioning

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won't be over Beltran until

I see how Wheeler’s career materializes. And for the record, I’m not wishing him any ill will whatsoever. In fact I hope he does very well. It would be a form of justice.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 30, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is something my cat would do.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had the coolest kitty

Every time he heard my husband’s house keys jingle outside the front door, he’d jump up and try to turn the doorknob with his paws.

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 30, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, Burris over Font?!?

hankschulman Henry Schulman
I like Font, but redundant w/Kepp/Craw/Burriss RT @myemail21479: Fontenot is great backup util guy. Think he’ll be back?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BURRISS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

He likes Burriss over Fontenot?

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 30, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 things

1) Burriss??
2) None of those three can play 3B, maybe Kepp?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't think Craw can play 3B?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

hank

stop that

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

burris gotta go

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by Zetsuboushita on Aug 30, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda’s batting righty.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 30, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Baggs agrees with me
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
If I’m Carlos Beltran, you know what I’d do as soon as this game ends? Give Bochy his No.15 back.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

GIANTS BASEBALL: WE'LL TAKE IT

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Just a bloop and a blast away from a whole new ballgame.

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants don't blast.

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by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a line out and double play from routine Giants baseball.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

just a strikout and a popup away from continued suckage.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It all started with an error by Aramis Ramirez

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants style rally beginning

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by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

4-6-3 coming up!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Woohoo! Only a strikeout!

by non sequitur on Aug 30, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Team player

protecting the baserunner with a clutch K

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIT THAT BUM

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by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Huffed it...

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 30, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man,

Kerry Wood could strike out this lineup from the warm up mound in the bullpen.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

In the Cubs bullpen at Wrigley.

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by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff. Dude.

2010- "OMG-YAY 2011 "OMG MEH"
Your San Francisco Giants: Dashing hopes since 2011 and before.

by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't decide whether I'd rather lose 5-2 or 5-4

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Aug 30, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

If Kruk were announcing

he would say, " And it all started with an error."

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 30, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

The error was allowing Kruk to talk in the booth!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone know when he is coming back?

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 30, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey! De Rosa!

I’m more excited for his at bat than I probably should be.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 30, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

HA

2010- "OMG-YAY 2011 "OMG MEH"
Your San Francisco Giants: Dashing hopes since 2011 and before.

by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That deserves a rec

You follow me, I'll follow you

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I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 30, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 30, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

In reference to Huff?

2010- "OMG-YAY 2011 "OMG MEH"
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by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I always thought it was just a sound effect.

Over

by cybermaldonado on Aug 30, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring out the brooms

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

bringing one of his many offspring to college?

or really depressed that the Giants suck

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

“On assignment” They’re not saying.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 30, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s trying to think of positive things to say about the Giants. At this point, it takes a few days to come up with one.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
This baseball thing is pretty cool

by groug on Aug 30, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So uh

Productive?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS rally continues!

I adopted a Waldis.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 30, 2011 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

The 22 million dollar man

just think, we get Huff next year too…

by bernardking on Aug 30, 2011 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

The Cubs are trying their best to keep the Giants in the game.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2011 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

....alright

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Why are those idiots clapping and smiling?!?

The Giants are fucking losing

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

cold hand and facial skin. These actions are warming.

2010- "OMG-YAY 2011 "OMG MEH"
Your San Francisco Giants: Dashing hopes since 2011 and before.

by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

opponent errors are all we have to cheer for these days

Over

by cybermaldonado on Aug 30, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid is as stupid does

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

How dare they try and enjoy themselves.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

it could be sarcastic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds about right

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

9 hits?

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Fontenot

How did you miss that?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Fontenot

…is an absolute beast at the plate

by bernardking on Aug 30, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

"Nice at bat DeRosa"? Really, Kuip?

He swung at the first pitch and lined out. Pablo only advanced on the shitty throw.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip is so accustomed to seeing shit, that he doesn't know good any more.

Same thing happened to my mom regarding restaurants in Nevada County. She always takes me to her favorite restaurants and they all suck, but she has nothing to compare them to.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s better than Burriss.

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 30, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that supposed to make me feel better?

by bernardking on Aug 30, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, just taking a swipe at Shulman (see above).

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 30, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you ump

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2011 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

c’mon l’il Mikey!

Exit, pursued by a bear.

by MopsaDorcas on Aug 30, 2011 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

7 games over .500 still

that’s amazing. i hadn’t checked the standings in a while. shows just how well we had been doing

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

6 games over is less impressive though.

2010- "OMG-YAY 2011 "OMG MEH"
Your San Francisco Giants: Dashing hopes since 2011 and before.

by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have confidence in beltran…it’s just that you are confident he will fail

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their father’s resemblance to Colonel Sanders is uncanny!

Dewgongongong
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by Zetsuboushita on Aug 30, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh look, the 49er game is on NFL network

Horrible bay area sports on multiple channels

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Almost hockey time at least

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

it could be worse

at least the NBA is in lockout.

Over

by cybermaldonado on Aug 30, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why am I still watching this?

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 30, 2011 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

i was just thinking this.

by Bar None on Aug 30, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Car wreak? Can’t look away?

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 30, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

when will the fire trucks arrive? where are the EMT’s?

by Bar None on Aug 30, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have been debating the same thing.

When you have an answer, let me know.

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Your San Francisco Giants: Dashing hopes since 2011 and before.

by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a 3 run lead. Realistically, that isn’t an unsurmountable lead against the cubs.

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m only watching because it’s on WGN. I don’t get to see many games on TV here in Arizona

Over

by cybermaldonado on Aug 30, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here (but in L.A.)

NorCal passion trapped in SoCal pain...
I wanna rage.

by KatSkahnne on Aug 30, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy fuck I just saw Soriano's home run

That is got to be the longest i’ve seen hit to left field. anyone know the distance?

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 30, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

didn't Mike Stanton almost hit the glove (in BP, mind you)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ve got nothing on the Big Cat.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

They showed it on TV, and it was onto the arcade back there just to the left of the glove. The longest one I know of during a game was Galarraga’s.

by taliesin on Aug 30, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goldschmidt’s was crushed.

by mameluke on Aug 30, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that but I think Soriano’s went further.

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by Unitard on Aug 30, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

How’d Soriano’s compare to the Big Cat’s?

by taliesin on Aug 30, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Cat’s was a little farther.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just remembered Bonds’ home run that hit the scoreboard at Qualcomm Park in San Diego. I wondered if that ball would’ve reached the glove. Of course, one’s in right field, one’s in left.

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by Unitard on Aug 30, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are the guys we keep
Sandoval
Posey
Freddy Sanchez
Belt

Everyone else, go fuck yourself

by bernardking on Aug 30, 2011 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I am assuming you are talking position player only category.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don't know how to win

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

position players, yes?

by Bar None on Aug 30, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you play a baseball game with only four players?

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 30, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Rowand and Cabrera?

by Into the Void on Aug 30, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have to stay. Really, I expect Rowand to play to his potential next year, and Cabrera is a great SS.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got it, chief.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 30, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow dude. please don’t be our GM.

There's a First for Everything:
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by Unitard on Aug 30, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schierholtz, Torres, Keppinger, we’re not getting rid of Huff, Fontenot has utility value if cheap, wow it’s depressing how few guys I actually want to add to this list. I feel like I’m forgetting someone.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take Stewart for the occasional back up.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 30, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Desperate

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 30, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he good at throwing runners out? I’m just sick of watching people run on Whiteside.

There's a First for Everything:
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by Unitard on Aug 30, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

while he chases shit to the backstop.

by Bar None on Aug 30, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

If you can stash him in Fresno, sure. But for the opening day roster, I believe a lesson of this season is that $3M or so on a decent backup catcher is a worthwhile investment.

by taliesin on Aug 30, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

All right you Giants buttheads. Time to win this thing and go home.

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Prediction:

Beltran makes the final out

Yes, this means he will end the game with a chance to tie it..again

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Sabean?

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 30, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So all that talk last year

Of how great pitching will beat great hitting doesn’t really ring true when a team like this year’s Giants have ZERO offense.

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13

by thirteen on Aug 30, 2011 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

They scored tonight.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great pitching cannot stand alone.

by Bar None on Aug 30, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is written.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is known.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 30, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

and neither can great hitting.

by Bar None on Aug 30, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Michael Schur brought this up on the Poscast

Defense wins championships…but only when you have offense also.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Aug 30, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL our ph is Whiteside

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

WTG Eli!

Way to battle!!!!

Loser.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hack hack hack hack

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 30, 2011 10:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL Failside

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 30, 2011 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Ooooooh shit.

2010- "OMG-YAY 2011 "OMG MEH"
Your San Francisco Giants: Dashing hopes since 2011 and before.

by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I was so certain that Whiteside was going to start a rally!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, a baserunner!

Get well soon, most of the Giants roster!

by Tortured on Aug 30, 2011 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

It all started with a HBP to Cody Ross

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

COBPy

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Just need like 10 more HBPs, Balks, and WPs.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

ehh..

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 30, 2011 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Watch out, Andres. It’s possible Marmol will throw you a slider.

by non sequitur on Aug 30, 2011 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Ross tried too hard to get out of the way of that

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

torres has been awful lately

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Jon

“It may have damaged a button!”

by freesia39 on Aug 30, 2011 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres will hack at a pitch in the dirt

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I've decided the seasons turning point

was the two days of non stop freakout threads here in the mccoven

we did this with all that bad energy

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

If the Giants pay me, I will fly to New York and send them positive vibes.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make sure to turn off all your vibes before you go through airport security. That buzzing gets their attention.

by Bar None on Aug 30, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re going to have to be more specific.

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marmol Meltdown would be nice.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

MUST... SWING... NO MATTER... WHAT

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I am here to start a rally!
/gidp

by badnewsvick on Aug 30, 2011 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Marckroon Marc Kroon
Tonight I got save #20. It’s the 8th straight year with 20 plus saves. Thanks to all my teammates. Tonight is a special night 4 me #blessed

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Congrats to you, sir.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 30, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The important thing is that he never be called up.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 30, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good for him

I mean, not so great that he’s been in the minors long enough to have such a streak, but cool.

by taliesin on Aug 30, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

....8 years of professional baseball

He was in Japan for a while.

Or was I chasm’d?

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No chasm

Didn’t realize he’d been in Japan, just knew he wasn’t in the majors.

by taliesin on Aug 30, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Japan is basically AAA.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 30, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

Maybe a wee bit better, but the track record of guys who come to the majors after putting up big numbers in Japan isn’t much better than guys who do the same in the PCL. For every Ichiro! there’s a handful of Shinjo!

by taliesin on Aug 30, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh andres

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 30, 2011 10:17 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

KBIU!!!!!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Keppinger basehit, Beltran first pitch out.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 30, 2011 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Deja vu!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

KEPP, WE NEED YOU!

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

i was literally in the middle of typing “at least Torres is keeping up with pitches” when he struck out.

OF COURSE HE STRUCK OUT

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2011 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

You jinxed him!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LITERALLY!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Aug 30, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Type "Marmol's pitches are unstoppable."

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 30, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it would be hilarious if Kepp got on

And then Beltran failed

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2011 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

why?

it happens ALL THE TIME

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 30, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

All too easy...

Perhaps you aren’t as powerful as the emperor thought…

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Hilarious” for certain definitions of “hilarious.”

by Monsanto on Aug 30, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

throw balls, marmol

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

weak grounder to 2nd coming up?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Why was Ross running?

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 30, 2011 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Hooray, it’s over!

I adopted a Waldis.

by rightcenterfielder on Aug 30, 2011 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS LOL GIANTS LOL GIANTS

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 30, 2011 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

and it ends

as it started.

2010- "OMG-YAY 2011 "OMG MEH"
Your San Francisco Giants: Dashing hopes since 2011 and before.

by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup.

Wheeeeeeeeeeee.

by urea on Aug 30, 2011 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

boo

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Aug 30, 2011 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

yay we suck

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 30, 2011 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring out the brooms

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 30, 2011 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Goodnight all. Time for The Office reruns.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 30, 2011 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants lost the Astros series and now have lost the Cubs series on this homestand.

The Giants lost the Astros series and now have lost the Cubs series on this homestand.

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants lost the Astros series and now have lost the Cubs series on this homestand.
The Giants lost the Astros series and now have lost the Cubs series on this homestand.

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Aug 30, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants lost the Astros series and now have lost the Cubs series on this homestand.
The Giants lost the Astros series and now have lost the Cubs series on this homestand.

by Bar None on Aug 30, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can say that again!

You can say that again!

"He couldn't remember where he was. The thought made him smile."

by thebeliever on Aug 30, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

To paraphrase Mr. Brisbee, dropping a series to the Astros and to the Cubs at home is like dropping a series to the Astros and to the Cubs at home.

by non sequitur on Aug 30, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate LOL

Because this isn’t worth laughing about. It just sucks.

2010- "OMG-YAY 2011 "OMG MEH"
Your San Francisco Giants: Dashing hopes since 2011 and before.

by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

On the bright side...

the NFL season starts in two weeks.

Oh, wait…

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 30, 2011 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

6 games back?

talk about just rolling over

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, they scored two runs today. What more do you want??

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2011 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

They got their mojo back!

by Into the Void on Aug 30, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

A pulse or neuron stimuli would be nice.

2010- "OMG-YAY 2011 "OMG MEH"
Your San Francisco Giants: Dashing hopes since 2011 and before.

by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I demand that the pitchers stop giving up so many runs!

by jhawx on Aug 30, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking Grant might take a couple nights off.

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank god there's no game tomorrow night

Because we are going to lose during the day.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 30, 2011 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

"It's too LATE to stop now!" - John Lee Hooker

by Rolfyboy on Aug 30, 2011 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

PtB is on it

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Aug 30, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 30, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least we get free tacos here every time the D-backs score 6 or more runs. So life isn’t all bad. ….although i am getting a bit chubby because of it.

Over

by cybermaldonado on Aug 30, 2011 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Free Tacos?

yum.

2010- "OMG-YAY 2011 "OMG MEH"
Your San Francisco Giants: Dashing hopes since 2011 and before.

by IdahoTee on Aug 30, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I grew up on Taco Bell hard shell tacos. I have to admit, I still find the authentic-like tacos you get from taquerias here in the Bay Area odd. Uncouth!

by non sequitur on Aug 30, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’re really bad tacos

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure what you are talking about.. most of my neighbors are actually illegal aliens. this isn’t like hell for Mexicans as you seem to be implying.

Over

by cybermaldonado on Aug 30, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait — the troll is humorless??

by Every6thDay on Aug 30, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are calling me a troll…..? Look in the mirror kid.

Over

by cybermaldonado on Aug 30, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Candymandonado…

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 30, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf? You guys team up to be rude to people here?

Over

by cybermaldonado on Aug 30, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m… not trying to be rude.
I am very sorry for upsetting you.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 30, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was responding to the reference about the D-backs. I didn’t recognize you as an McC regular.

by Every6thDay on Aug 30, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

no he isn’t. don’t believe him. in reality he is trying to sabotage your attempts at humor

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

considering it hazing

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

/dogpile

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Aug 30, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

honestly

I think he assumed you were a Diamondbacks fan.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody with a name derived from Candy Maldonado said “look into the mirror” I DIDN’T KNOW WORDPLAY WAS OFF-LIMITS I AM SORRY HELP I’M SPIRALING OUT OF CONTROL

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 30, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys

I urge bourbon for both of you. Calm down.

by taliesin on Aug 30, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

cybermaldonado is a Giants fan, yo.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just likes tacos, yo

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

PEACEMAKER

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 30, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Giants ran that promotion there would be a famine.

Ross on Halladay: "I’d tried everything against him…going the other way, taking pitches, trying to walk…and nothing worked. I’d never tried going up there and just trying to hit a home run off him."
My boy has mad hops
I rant on Twitter

by scout6 on Aug 30, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You eat their grade D meat?

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 30, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

So do we tip our caps or not?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Aug 30, 2011 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

/tips cap anyways

When in doubt, tip yer cap!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 30, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I put my cap in the food processor. So, no.

by Bar None on Aug 30, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will it blend?

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Aug 30, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a Giant’s worthy performance. Now I have useless Cuisinart.

by Bar None on Aug 30, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are added to the Taco Bell “meat” for added flavor

by Udontwannaknow on Aug 31, 2011 2:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t get all these new high expectations for Vogelsong.

by Hyoton on Aug 30, 2011 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

He gave up 3 runs tonight! Unacceptable!!

by Into the Void on Aug 30, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, how selfish is that?

Expecting the offense to score 4 runs, that’s just rude to his teammates.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Aug 30, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don't think he understands his role on the team.

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Aug 30, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, we still average 3+ per game, so Vogie should’ve been good to go. Can’t even get a season average performance out of these hacks.

by Bar None on Aug 30, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sign

“Bring back the Torture. This isn’t fun anymore”

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by Natto on Aug 30, 2011 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

apropos of torture

I think the worst thing about dropping the division to the Diamondbacks would be Jim McClennan.

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 30, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I anticipated having that reaction...

but he has kept his head down for the most part.

by Every6thDay on Aug 30, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can he keep it down in a bucket full of water?

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Aug 30, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it's a Diamondbacks' bucket full of water

it will still go 2-3 with a HR, double and walk with his head weighing it down.

by Every6thDay on Aug 30, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can’t have torture. You will have waterboarding and you will like it.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Aug 30, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man...this is really depressing

They’ve gotten so bad they may end up finishing below .500

If they had just played .500 ball, they’d still be 4 games up

It’s not even funny any more, it’s just tragic. It never really was funny but yeah. They could finish in last place if they keep this up.

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I want them to end up below .500

It is going to take something pretty dramatic for the bow tie to wake up and realize that his “brain trust” is anencaphalic

by ExPFCWintergreen on Aug 30, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing will change. They have the built in injury excuse.

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Analysis

What was the groug-think on the walk to Colvin to get to Soto? On the radio Flem was questioning it before it turned out to be a disaster, and I was on board with his thinking.

by taliesin on Aug 30, 2011 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

seems pretty fuckin stupid to me

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 30, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad move

it is clear we don’t really know how to pitch to Soto. He has fucking pounded Giants pitching this year. I would like to get our advance scout and ask him “what the actual fuck are you watching when the rest of the league is busy getting out the .220 hitting Soto?”

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 30, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

regarding our scouting and game preparation in general

I have been critical. How many times have we opened a series and lost the first game? Even when we were winning games early in the season, frequently, we would lose the first game of the series. Combined with the poor preparation of our hitters acting like they have never seen the pitchers before. Just seems like their preparation is consistently exceeded by the competition. In my opinion, changes in preparation, coaching personnel, etc needs to be changes. Appear lazy, lackadaisical and undisciplined. While the talent is lacking, I believe the performance should be better than the results. That is what a roster full of veterans should at the very least deliver: preparation and discipline.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 30, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone was excited about the upcoming grand slam

It's the logo for my favorite band!

by positiveuphemism on Aug 30, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Flem on PG show

saying that Soto hits Ramirez really well and in fact ended a game against Aramis Ramirez earlier in the year.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 30, 2011 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

The zoom sells it.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 30, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, this is a movie alright.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 30, 2011 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

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