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"Hmm, I think I could deal with hurricanes."

So what are your plans for the rest of the evening?



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Just put up the Post Game Thread

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 29, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

This is a 'game'?

"Bruce Wayne is the Brian Wilson of Gotham." -DrDC

by hairball on Aug 29, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, the only good news today

Is that there’s a baby Frodo on the way.

by freesia39 on Aug 29, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I might read.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 29, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

CY FUCKING WELLS

Preemptive
CY FUCKING GARZA
CY FUCKING LOPEZ
-
CY FUCKING SAUNDERS
CY FUCKING KENNEDY
CY FUCKING HUDSON

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

I should be doing homework.

Wheeeeeeeeeeee.

by urea on Aug 29, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a group project to do.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 29, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

slits

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 29, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just flagged this

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 29, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its preview on mac

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Aug 29, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cries

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who's got the pic of Tim in the Yankee garb?

I know there is one.

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 29, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rootin' for sub-500 season now

It’s the only way I see Sabes and Bochy paying the price

"Bruce Wayne is the Brian Wilson of Gotham." -DrDC

by hairball on Aug 29, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha

We all wish

But sadly the only thing being shaken up is perhaps releasing a few gritty vets and signing more because Sabes loves to roll the dice. Hey it worked that one time!

by posey yaknowsy on Aug 29, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Injuries will be the all-forgiving excuse. They are totally safe.

by Daver321 on Aug 29, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's crap

But you’re probably right. I really do think we lose some of the folks to FA who might have stuck with us as a result of this kind of thing, though.

"Bruce Wayne is the Brian Wilson of Gotham." -DrDC

by hairball on Aug 29, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still gotta watch the new breaking bad

by posey yaknowsy on Aug 29, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

SECRET OF THE OOZE CAN SUCK IT

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 29, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like Sabean should be fired first. He’s the one signing all the damn veterans and giving Bochy free reign. He know that Bochy can’t resist a good veteran. You know what the Padres did when Bochy kept playing that veteran (I forgot his name)? THEY RELEASED HIM SO BOCHY COULD NOT PLAY HIM. Sabes won’t do that, because he’s an idiot who likes veterans.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Vinny Cash-steala

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 29, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

sabs is the one who traded molina away so bochy would not be able to play him over posey.

You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk

by LostHawkGSW on Aug 29, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also let Bochy yank Belt around. And Rowand should have been released a long time ago so Bochy couldn’t play him.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

so we need to release rowand so bochy wont play him

we need to trade molina so bochy doesnt play him?

BOCHY SHOULDNT PLAY THEM

FUCK FIRE THEM BOTH.

You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk

by LostHawkGSW on Aug 29, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIRE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!

DFA EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 29, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes fire everyone except raggs

DFA all the vets. rebuild the offense around Belt/Posey/Pablo/Brown/Nate/Crawford

You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk

by LostHawkGSW on Aug 29, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t care anymore, either. FIRE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must say

I’m liking this notion of a “fuck fire”, even though I have no clue what that is.

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 29, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabes did it last year

traded Benji to make Bork play Posey.
Although, I do agree this mess is mostly Sabean’s fault. Both for the stupid player additions and the fact that he can’t remember that he is Bochy’s boss and is suppose to correct his shortcomings or get a new manager.

by Daver321 on Aug 29, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

fire them both.

You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk

by LostHawkGSW on Aug 29, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Posey trade seems like the exception, not the rule. And remember, Posey really looked ready.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's face it

we have a team built around position players who are aging veterans. That is precisely the way Sabean built this roster and that is the way Bochy likes to manage. Well in the end, you have given one of the best pitching staffs in the majors some of the rangeless unathletic infielders in all of the league. Tejada, O-cab, Keppinger, Huff – if they could hit at all, it would be less of a problem, but that can’t hit and they are killing a pitching staff which relies upon sound defense with all of the ground balls they serve up. At least play Crawford at shortstop, Belt in left (took Bochy all season to come to this conclusion) and don’t be afraid to bring up some of the other younger players like the D’bags have done. It requires a blend of young and experienced and we do not have that combination. After taking the past season off, Sabes and Bochy need to do some serious re-tooling and I wouldn’t mind seeing Bochy fired and bring in a younger manager who can light a fire under some asses and get some fucking offense for this pitching staff. The starting rotation is way too good to be going through this bullshit.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd for absolute accuracy.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

orz

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 29, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Cy better have my bong ready"

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 29, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I can't quite accept this whole thing that's happening.

But I can’t keep up the positive thinking.

It’s like needing to pee but holding it because you want to believe it makes you stronger.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 29, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m doing that now actually.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 29, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me, too.
And then I was like,
“Hey. Metaphor.”

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 29, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still holding it?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 29, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I caved :(

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 29, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 29, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This reminds me of something Grant would write.

Wheeeeeeeeeeee.

by urea on Aug 29, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant is replaceable.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 29, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cemeteries are full of indispensable people.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cant wait to listen to Murph and Mac and watch Damon Bruce tomorrow. They should have a full board of callers throughout their shows

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 29, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

They should just not talk about the Giants.

Not giving the team any attention will really get the team’s attention.

Then again, there’s absolutely nothing interesting or competitive happening in Bay Area professional sports right now…

And the Sharks don’t count because they’ll just lose in the playoffs.

by Every6thDay on Aug 29, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No don't tell me you believe in the whole choker thing for the Sharks too...

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do

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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 29, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s complete BS, sometimes the other team is just better than you

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I firmly believe that no matter how well the Sharks do in the regular season

they are never the better team in the playoffs. That’s not the same as being chokers. Just a talented team that’s not quite good enough.

by Every6thDay on Aug 29, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharks choked in 08-09

Every other year, they were beat by a better or equal team.

And there is no way in hell they choked this year. Or even last year, but more so this year.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 29, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s amazing how that reputation has followed them over the years. Anyways it mostly comes from East Coasters who are too lazy to watch the games and use the same tired excuse.

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

And national broadcasters who say this on national television over and over again (ESPN).

by Every6thDay on Aug 29, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA ESPN talking about hockey HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 29, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never seen it personally. Except in the last 5 sec of the show when they mention either Crosby or Ovi and that’s about it

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hockey that ESPN will talk about

1. Winter Classic
2. Crosby
3. Ovechkin
4. Crosby vs. Ovechkin
5. OMG FIGHTING NEEDS TO BE OUT OF THE GAME
6. Pittsburgh Penguins ft. Sidney Crosby
7. Washington Captials ft. Alexander Ovechkin
8. New York Rangers
9. LOL goalie fight
10. Did we mention Crosby and/or Ovechkin?

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 29, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

May 23, 2010:

I posted this in a post-game thread or something:

Btw:
Here was the exchange between anchor Steve Levy and NHL analyst Matthew Barnaby on SportsCenter last night:

Levy: "And a final thought here on the Sharks, as we’ve got a couple of weeks to talk about the Blackhawks: Hey, San Jose, congratulations. You’re a great regular season team. I would’ve cut ’em a break ’cause they made it to the conference final but, hey, you know… See More what, they get swept. They scored seven goals in four games."

Barnaby: "Not good enough. And I would’ve been the same way. I wouldn’t have said it’s a choke, but… it is a choke. You can’t lose four straight games when you’re the number one seed. And especially Nabokov. This is a guy that can’t carry you to the promised land. You can’t do that. You have to go with someone new going into the next season. I think he’s played his last game for the San Jose Sharks."

by Every6thDay on Aug 29, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow ESPN does talk about hockey

Well his last sentence is right. But the Blackhawks very well could’ve been the #1 seed that year IIRC. They were running circles around the Sharks and were very clearly the better team. The choker label is annoying as hell and I thought they got rid of it, but I guess not

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

People still called the Sharks chokers after last year because they did lose as the first seed, but after this past season it’s pretty much been agreed upon that the Sharks have shed the choker label. They’re still considered underachievers, but that comes with a connotation of disappointment rather than scorn.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 29, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It brings a smile and a good amount of laughs

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 29, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldnt mind shutting Bumgarner down

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 29, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

They should make Zito pitch every day.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 29, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Words of reason.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 29, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's right

Bully him into retiring. I like it!

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Words of wisdom.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 29, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

shut em all down on the 60 day DL

Now pitching, Casey Daigle in relief of Shane Loux!

by Hyoton on Aug 29, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some game has to be the greatest comeback of the year

But I’m pretty sure it won’t be this one and it’s past midnight so good night all (BTW, I’m not sure why everyone is so surprised the Dbacks are this good — two years ago, we were rating them as a team on the come; their bullpen sucked last year; they fixed it; the surprise is how badly the Rockies suck).

by NearestNorwich on Aug 29, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Ain't happening

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 29, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their pitching SP isnt that good

I knew Arizona would be pretty good this year but I had them pegged as a 3rd place team at about .500.

I definitely think they’re overperforming. But hey, tip the cap.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 29, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I must

/tips cap

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

the daniel hudson trade was huge for them

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry. They'll be shut out tomorrow
MaioccoCSN Matt Maiocco
RT @TylerJDavis21 already calling the shutout? > Just to clarify, I’m talking about tonight’s SF Giants’ shutout loss, not tomorrow’s.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 29, 2011 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

The deal with Satan to with the WS

Whoda thunk it would have consequences?

"Bruce Wayne is the Brian Wilson of Gotham." -DrDC

by hairball on Aug 29, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, Satan likes the Yankees

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s Odin when you need him?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sleeping, as usual

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not need to know this

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man…sorry about this Ryan. Your great story is overshadowed by the total collapse of the SF Giants’ offense.

by Hyoton on Aug 29, 2011 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, I'm bummed it's sapping Pablo's comeback

Obviously not related, but it cracks me up that the downhill slide pretty much started when they got Beltran.

"Bruce Wayne is the Brian Wilson of Gotham." -DrDC

by hairball on Aug 29, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s very ironic, like rain on my wedding day

by Hyoton on Aug 29, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except that one's actually ironic

And the other is not.

"Bruce Wayne is the Brian Wilson of Gotham." -DrDC

by hairball on Aug 29, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please just a bloop single

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 29, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Fun fact!

Since the lockout, there have been 10 hockey teams that have outscored the Giants on a per-game basis:

2005-06: Ottawa Senators, Detroit Red Wings, Carolina Hurricanes, Colorado Avalanche, Buffalo Sabres, Atlanta Thrashers
2006-07: Buffalo Sabres, Ottawa Senators
2008-09: Detroit Red Wings
2009-10: Washington Capitals

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 29, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

So all we need to do is to a team swap.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heatley was on two of those teams

We don’t want his lack of heart on the Giants.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 29, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The worst thing is Belt got ruined for nothing.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

…he struck out a lot in the minors! He strikes out a lot.

by Hyoton on Aug 29, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Baggs must have reminded Bochy about Lopez.

Look who is up in the bullpen.

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 29, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY

Not a strikeout!

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by Natto on Aug 29, 2011 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

people usually don't get fired during a pennant race.

wait for them to get 10 games back

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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad Fontenot was on the bench to start the game.

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by Natto on Aug 29, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Fontenot gets a hit

ITS ALMOST LIKE HE SHOULD BE STARTING EVERY FUCKING DAY

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep starting Cabrera Bochy

DURRRRR

Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"

by DFARowand on Aug 29, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Orlando Cabrera

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 29, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I really don’t remember the last time a Giant struck out as many times as Belt in such a short period of time.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 29, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

michael tucker?

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside? Rowand?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 29, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I kind of mentally blocked those two out. God, to mention Whitey and Rownads when talking about Belt is really depressing.

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by Unitard on Aug 29, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how many NFL teams next season will score more points than the Giants scored runs this season.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 29, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet soccer teams will score more than we've scored this month

Heck, Manchester United and City alone scored more runs in one game than we did last week.

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by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runs!

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 29, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone except for the Niners

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 29, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross is alive!

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by Natto on Aug 29, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

/dies

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

God dammit, I wanted to be 1 hit.

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey look, it's Ross pinch hitting instead of Rowand!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone mentions it in every thread!

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 29, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better with pictures.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 29, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 29, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ih hoppen!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZX is my favorite line. It seems like such a Blanton thing to say.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 29, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

SURPRISE BITCHES

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at that game

I was at that game
I was at that game.

"Bruce Wayne is the Brian Wilson of Gotham." -DrDC

by hairball on Aug 29, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still not sure what’s the funniest part. But like the 2010 Giants, impossible to choose.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 29, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ball-sack

ant-hill.

"Bruce Wayne is the Brian Wilson of Gotham." -DrDC

by hairball on Aug 29, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

His first one rhymes though!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 29, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you mean whole inning

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 29, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man I wish we had a funny writer.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 29, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah all we have is an old coot who rambles a lot

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little did we know how prophetic those words would be.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 29, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 29, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish his beard looked like this.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 29, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, it’s almost as if Fontenot is better than Cabrera. But that’s impossible, because Cabrera is older and has been to playoffs more.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

It is kind of depressing to keep having to PH for the catchers though.

by Hyoton on Aug 29, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s a strike now?

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 29, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Samardzija!

At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree

by Amigo on Aug 29, 2011 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

wonderful game tonight

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

We’ve now moved on to a Queen documentary on the bio channel.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 29, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

With Axl Rose as host!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 29, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

really? been a lot of commercials so far.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 29, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Queen songs that describe the Giants

Death on Two Legs
Lazing on a Sunday Afternoon
Ogre Battle
Sheer Heart Attack
We Are the Champions

Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 29, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can anybody find me somebody …..
to
SCORE A FUCKING RUN!!??!?!?!

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McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 29, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPIES

Why even bother spying… you already know what you have to do to win.

by freesia39 on Aug 29, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Bar stools?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

The "hit everything a thousand feet on the air" strategy doesn't seem to be working.

Weird.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 29, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Because they’re only hitting it a hundred.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 29, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear some saying the other team is just better

perhaps, but I’m seeing bad body language and too many veteran players who are just flat quitting on their teammates. Sabes and Bork, IF THESE ARE THE VETERANS YOU BROUGHT IN TO LEAD THIS TEAM, THEN FUCK YOUR BASEBALL JUDGMENT OF CHARACTER AND LEADERSHIP, BECAUSE YOU COULDN’T RECOGNIZE LEADERSHIP IF IT BIT YOU IN THE ASS.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

he said the f word

"Bruce Wayne is the Brian Wilson of Gotham." -DrDC

by hairball on Aug 29, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum was furious, but I don’t know who he took it out on.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 29, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was mad at the team, the umpire, and himself, in that order I think.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 29, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ump fucked him. And then Cabrera got sloppy seconds.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

the giants have lost the first game of a series 12 series in a row

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Like Arizona needs spies

Just throw anything near the plate the Giants will swing at it.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 29, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Just throw anything near the plate the Giants will swing at it.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Aug 29, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to see other teams throw feces at the Giants.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 29, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loud A’s fan is loud.

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by Natto on Aug 29, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re doing sudoku puzzles.

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by Natto on Aug 29, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Try not to spontaneously combust while on the mound”

by Hyoton on Aug 29, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other teams should seriously consider starting AA pitchers against this lineup

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

But they have

The Astros started Sosa on short rest and he dominated us.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 29, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"I'm not a big vegetable guy'' he says. -Tim Lincecum

by ejdacanay on Aug 29, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

rofl

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 29, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that would require the Giants actually winning (and to win they have to score runs)

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUNS
30th
Overall
BATTING AVERAGE
29th
Overall
ON BASE PERCENTAGE
29th
Overall
SLUGGING PCT
28th
Overall

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Aug 29, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

At least we’re not last in all categories.

"I'm not a big vegetable guy'' he says. -Tim Lincecum

by ejdacanay on Aug 29, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

29th, bitches

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Aug 29, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you do know.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 29, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

/grabs straightjacket

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s right! We’ve just been consistently shitastic!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

randy wells has barely thrown any fastballs tonight.

easiest way to shut down the giants.

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

also shwoing up

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice D CarLOL

"I'm not a big vegetable guy'' he says. -Tim Lincecum

by ejdacanay on Aug 29, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

lol beltran

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 29, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

How is he "lazy"?

There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ

The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet

by Syler on Aug 29, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

carlos beltran playing right field

genius

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltran is not associating himself with enjoyment in my mind.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha 3 people got on in the inning with a HBP

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS WHERE THE DBACKS COLLAPSE

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 29, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE GET TO LOOK TO THE ROCKIES TO SAVE US
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE HUMILIATION

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

and i’ll take it, oh, i’ll take it

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as they keep scoring via HBP, I could watch them do it all night.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Aug 29, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

They did sweep the Padres last year too.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 29, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I neglected to be thankful!
I CHOOSE GRATITUDE NOW

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too late.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 29, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh btw

A MORE EXCITING GAME, duh

for those with mlb.tv i mean

by posey yaknowsy on Aug 29, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

TALKING OVER EACH OTHER

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I want Wheeler back.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Aug 29, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

your statement is true

by GiantSteps on Aug 29, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

So does Wilson follow through and shave his beard?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 29, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

dingerz.exe was uninstalled long ago.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 29, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, i was a zygote when that happened

by GiantSteps on Aug 29, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol
MLBFakeRumors MLB Fake Rumors
#SFGiants Lincecum will miss his next start with bruised hand after punching deceased SS Miguel Tejada in the face.
1 minute ago Favorite Retweet Reply

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 29, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

STIFF STOMPER

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on Aug 29, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

CORPSE CRUNCHER

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET TIMMY PUNCH

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 29, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The D-Ba*s

Are having a meltdown or a potential one

by hotpuff415 on Aug 29, 2011 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Naw, they won.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 29, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how these follow each other.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, why not?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 29, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe Nate can take Carlos out to rightfield and show him how to really play the position

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

And while they're at it, they should dig a hole to bury Tejada and Cabrera in.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Aug 29, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooh oooh

Can they take Rownads too?

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll miss the hole.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 29, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

D'backs win

5 back. Greaaaat

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not upset by that.
Rooting for other teams is for the marginal game.
This offense eradicates all circumstance.
Plus I really dislike the Rockies.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 29, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And don’t even get me started with that Grant guy. I don’t wanna even hear from him tonight.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 29, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS ALL BECAUSE GRANT DIDN’T WRITE A SERIES PREVIEW

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by Natto on Aug 29, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That worked well in the last 11 series, lol.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 29, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe we will win this series because of that.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Aug 29, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. Last year was a good team.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I’m just saying why that doesn’t matter at all.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM WATCHVING TO BITCH

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALLRIGHT

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW SHE SAID IT'S ALLRIGHT NOW

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hells yeah it is. Well, the instrumental version which is significantly uptempo is.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 6 7 8

woo!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’re sandbagging to make it more exciting

by ecost on Aug 29, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just because I don't want you to get your heart broken later on...

WE ARE NOT GOOD.

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i bleed orange

i bleed orange

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 29, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'M NOT YOUR GUY, BUDDY

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

"you're"

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m not your buddy, pal

by GiantSteps on Aug 29, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not your pal, friend.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not your friend, amigo.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 29, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m not your friend, guy

by GiantSteps on Aug 29, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

IM NOT YOUR GUY, DUDE

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 29, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not your dude, essay.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not your

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

loooooooooooooooooooooooool

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 29, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well played.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re quite condescending.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m testing you right now.
You ain’t got what it takes.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 29, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That may not be what’s happening here, palguy.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 29, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay. I really do apologize if anything I said made you feel put upon or alienated.
But you used “pal” and “guy” vocatives one right after another.
I couldn’t help myself.
I am truly sorry.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 29, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I’m sorry too. My comment started this whole thing. It was meant to be taken lightly sorry dude.

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

For my sake as much as yours.
I want to be optimistic too,
But it sure doesn’t seem to be trending that way.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 29, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to understand the site dynamic.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 29, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really putting the dyanmic in dynamtie. Am I doing it right?

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re trying to lighten the mood. Granted, McC pileons tend to have to opposite effect, but you get used to it.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAJOR CITY!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT I"M CRYING I HATE U ALL ESPECIALLY HOWIE

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

howie and i are aren’t dancing

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’M SORRY IT’S BEEN A STRESSFUL WEEK

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINALLY YOU APOLOGIZE

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HAD TO CHANGE MY INSURANCE POLICY FIRST

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Farmer’s

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to get comprehensive. But I’ll be shopping for a new carrier later in the week because I needs the cheap.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last year afte game 135

3 games out in both division and wild card.

by QuakeFan on Aug 29, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat Burrell will outscore the Giants tonight.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

He outscores every single baseball team every night

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, certainly this team.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not saying much.

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by Natto on Aug 29, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

COMEBACK TIII

Ah fuck it.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 29, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Well at least the suffering will be over soon. We are slowly progressing through the 5 stages of grief, until we reach acceptance and accept that management is a shit taco which will never change.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants could have added Clint Barmes and gotten more production out of him than Beltran.

for a fraction of the cost.

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

Good night everyone.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 29, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

So glad I went to the trouble of finding this game on justin.tv.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 29, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL you

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 29, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somehow I don’t think they’ll score 7 runs…

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 29, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

...for the rest of the year.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 29, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I were "manager for a day"

on 9/1 with the September call ups, I would tell the regulars to go fuck themselves and force the overpaid primadonnas to watch the minor leaguers play – but first I would lock Hensley and Shawon in a closet bound with duct tape and gagged. I would not let either one touch the call ups – just stay the fuck away.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Hensley is fine.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 29, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep, results are stellar

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were pretty stellar last year.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 29, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

offensively?

we must have been watching two different teams. Scored just enough.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The team outperformed its aggregate career walk rate to date by 2%.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 29, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bam Bam’s performance was stellar, given what he had to work with. Almost everyone was walking at rates far above career norms.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 29, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross and Andres Torres come to mind.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 29, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it is unanimous

fuck it, let’s not change anything and keep doing what we’re doing with Hensley as our hitting coach. Fucking genius. Sometime a change is needed. Not suggesting he is the only problem, but clearly he doesn’t have the hitters attention and now is just the broken record.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

btw, I think if Tejada, Cabrera, and Rowand grovel, they ought to be allowed to take the black and shipped off to Oakland.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cannot seriously believe that this team’s offense is worse than the Mariners’ offense

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I can. It’s pretty easy, actually.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 29, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 29, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa

Your best bat off the bench (with Fonty starting > Cabrera)

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 29, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants won’t be making the playoffs this year.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT GIANTPAIN SAID SO! I HAD THEM AT EVEN MONEY!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but I actually was trying to get him to take his proposed even money bet with me. He said he weaseled out and said he didn’t like Paypal.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he actually said he weaseled out.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 29, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Incoming boxes of grey. Sigs deleted for clarity.
I do beleive we’re still playoff bound.

This too shall pass.

by GiantPain on Aug 16, 2011 9:54 PM CDT reply actions
Seriously, you offered even odds. I’ll take them. $20, paypal?

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Don’t have an account, alas.

by GiantPain on Aug 16, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions

Gentleman’s bet?

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions

I ain’t one of those.

by GiantPain on Aug 16, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Nerb’s bet? Loser buys hotpockets?

by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions

No response to that last one.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like a Republican!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 29, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really tried my hardest to get him to take the bet, and it kind of irks me when he comes in here and proclaims “OK, guys, really, I’m going to say 2-1 odds.” No, dude, I had you at even money and you refused to put your money where your mouth was!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got here

Can someone please direct me to the pool of tears, I’d like to make my contribution.

by ianbart on Aug 29, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s just past the river of forgetfulness near the lake of fire.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m stuck in the Slough of Despond.

by QuakeFan on Aug 29, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game of Unnumbered Tears

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 29, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

“Wells has never had a shutout or a complete game”

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants are so generous. CGSO for everyone!

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah! No hat trick for Beltran.

by Hyoton on Aug 29, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

EPIC 2 OUT COMEBACK TIME

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 29, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing you put the sarcasm tag on.

Would have been WAY too subtle otherwise.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

by kiririn on Aug 29, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where the fck is the postgame thread?

"I'm not a big vegetable guy'' he says. -Tim Lincecum

by ejdacanay on Aug 29, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Game ain’t over yet

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where's the post-season thread?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 29, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you think this is, a Diamondback’s blog?

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get it? Because the Diamondbacks will be going to the post-season.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And not the Giants.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

In case you didn’t get it.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

my hope for this season




My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Aug 29, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

"Image Not Found"

Kinda fitting.

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by troymccluresf on Aug 29, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hope this was deliberate. Because it’s way better.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It definitely was.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 29, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason

This made me think of the Richie Rich scene…

“Dad not found! Dad not found!”

by posey yaknowsy on Aug 29, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Giants

WELLS HAS NEVER HAD A SHUTOUT NOR A CG. Tipping my cap.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

9 HRS in last 6 games

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congratulations Wells for doing exactly what every pitcher in this league does to this lineup

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That bitch in front is trying to do the wave.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

career

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah f

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Aug 29, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Sandoval’s stats right now look very symmetrical. .300, 15 hr, 50 RBI…

by WasabiTorture on Aug 29, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL coming in to the game with a 5.53 ERA

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 29, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, that was a great game for Randy Wells.

I just gotta tip my cap. At least they’ll face some easy teams like the Astr…oh wait.

by Hyoton on Aug 29, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Wells will give up five runs in his next start.

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by Natto on Aug 29, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

In four innings.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 29, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what? Go ahead, crowd. Do the fucking wave.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 29, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder how Grant will recap this

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

i could have been playing fallout new vegas

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m gonna play Sim City now.

My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal

by garbanzo24 on Aug 29, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Papa

“Hopefully, they have hit rock bottom tonight.”
I beg to differ.

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by Natto on Aug 29, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

They hit it when they got one earned run against J.A. Happ and lost the season series to the Astros. They’re just dragging along now.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

They hit rock bottom some time ago.
Now they’re just trying to dry-hump their way into hell.

My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).

by waelwulf on Aug 29, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

this post game is going to be interesting

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Bags announcer Tom Candiotti

“teams are just licking their chops to get into San Francisco and face THAT lineup”

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Put me in coach!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 29, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly that's very true

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wells just through his first CG and his first SO of his career. Congrats. That won’t happen again until you face us next year. See you then.

by WasabiTorture on Aug 29, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

he probably can do it Wed again on 1-day rest.

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on Aug 29, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I didn't find this hilarious, this is what I would look like

But as I have accepted the Giants’ fate, I am merely like this:

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 29, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

RattoCSN Ray Ratto
Seventy two runs in the month of August. Last year, 118

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 29, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 29, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And last August was bad too

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

how?

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

So
hockey starts when?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Aug 29, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

/in this line

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Aug 29, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least I can watch Andrew Luck dominate.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yesssssss

Also, the Pac-12 South is awful.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 29, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pac-10 having to tolerate Utah and Colorado pisses me off.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should go back to being the Pac-8.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 29, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree completely. Arizona doesn’t have share a coast with the Pacific. Ça suffit.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

even a good hockey game sucks compared to a bad baseball game…

by GiantSteps on Aug 29, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

no way

Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN

by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 29, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking of picking up competitive eating.

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by Natto on Aug 29, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Couture and Burns just filmed their “He’s a lousy _, but a great hockey player!” commercials today!

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 29, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven't seen Burns play in a teal jersey yet

But I already love him!

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

He is so awesome. He always seems so pumped to be in San Jose, and reports from Captain’s Skate is that he’s always having fun on the ice.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 29, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really is. He and Couture are so awesome that way.

Ryane Clowe still doesn’t really know how to tweet, though, lol.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 29, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, Papa, it was the windup that lost this game.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Papa, the mother of all tools.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t believe what he’s saying. He just needs to fill airtime.

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is anybody actually going to listen to the postgame?

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 29, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on Aug 29, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always do.

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by Natto on Aug 29, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The season is done

They gave us a nice run after Buster got hurt but played over their heads. This made us trade our best pitching prospect for Beltran. They got all the breaks last year and took us on a magical ride, and they deserved what they got but this season is over.

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Aug 29, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

i still cry...

… when ever i see buster in a commercial

by GiantSteps on Aug 29, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s sad that it’s come to this, not a year after the greatest times of our lives.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

disappointing to see a lack of execution with Andres on 2nd, then to see 3 unproductive outs. Did we not learn anything from the shitty Astros yesterday? ie. Schaefer walks, steals 2nd base, sac bunted to 3rd and a sac fly. no hits and generate a run. But not these listless hitters.

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey now! The sun will come out tomorrow!

j/k fuck this brutal POS team.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Not in Daly City its always foggy their

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 29, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

A BULLET

I just saw the replay of Keppinger’s catch. Kuip didn’t sound too happy when Jon jacked his play-by-play lol.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 29, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

No, Kuip was OK with that. He was pissed about other things.

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by garbanzo24 on Aug 29, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, he didn’t sound too happy. I’m sure the game really took its toll on him.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 29, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He loves the team

screw being unbiased. I love his passion and heartache when the team is struggling. Better than apathy.

by rcleverly on Aug 29, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

8thInnWeirdness 8thInningWeirdness
 by GiantsPod
Oh really CSN? You’re gonna ask what went wrong with Lincecum tonight? FUCK YOU

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by Montreal Giants Fan on Aug 29, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Well...


I pray that Timmy lights up his position player “teammates”, as he looks sick of all this.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 29, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s too soon to show pictures of the east coast earthquake.

UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 29, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

baha

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Aug 29, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, Shawn, you tell Tim Lincecum not to lose concentration. You.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

you.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s an expert on the subject.

(disclaimer: I loved Shawn Estes, even after I shouldn’t have)

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 29, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO ME!

I had a website!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved him in 1995 when I was following him in the minors via the Baseball America subscription I inherited from my grandfather!

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 29, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  



… NuschlerFace lost his girlfriend in high school to him!

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by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously?

I was just a 15-year-old with a crush. I carried around his rookie card with me wherever I went.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure what the exact story was, but it was NuschlerFace who played against him in high school.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIRLS ALWAYS GET THE GUYS I WANT

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by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

GUYS ALWAYS GET THE GIRLS I WANT

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

TL2 AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU

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by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got all the hot ballplayers because all my friends were boys.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a mancrush on his curveball. This comes from years of having Terry Mulholland, Mark Leiter, and Mark Gardner as your (ahem) “ace.”

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.

by jcb9 on Aug 29, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, yeah, the baseball, non-shallow part of me was all THAT CURVEBALL IS SOOOO PRETTY

and back then hey 19 wins was impressive

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by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hit a home run on my birthday in 1997 and I was convinced that we were soul mates.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bill Mueller and him were soul mates ;) you’ve read the fic

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by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew it all along.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAP! TAP PLASTICS!

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 29, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you then Estes.

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by Unitard on Aug 29, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

decribes my feelings

I like our starting pitchers, but shit, looks like we have some players quitting on their teammates

"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard

by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

So is the game over?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 29, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

And the season

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
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by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guarantee if Cabrera doesnt boot that ball

Tim gets out of the inning with 2ER in 7 IP and he’d still have lost. So who gives a shit.

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by DFARowand on Aug 29, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

He is a sloth in the outfield. Fuck him and the GM he rode in on.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our pitches will probably stop caring. They could dominate and still lose.

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by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t watch / listen to any of the game but that’s sorta what the box score makes it look like. Kinda just looks like Tim said “fuck it”

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by zodiac_chiller on Aug 29, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Opposite, actually

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by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I meant that it looks like he was on it for the first 6 innings and then just #$%^&*UI%$^&

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Aug 29, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was the umpire was being difficult and he was losing 2-0 and then cabrera booted a DP ball and he just lost his temper and his command.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cabra, Rowand and Tejada should not get another AB EVER in a Giants uniform.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how the much aligned Torres got to second twice, only to linger out there and fade into the next inning. Yeah, he’s the problem.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 29, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

maligned

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 29, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like thinking his spine is in really good shape
good chiropractor

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by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they just needed to balance his tires. That’s why he went on the DL.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

His alignment IS good, isn't it?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend is convinced that he has to go.

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by Natto on Aug 29, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw you guys...

..I’m going home

Good for you Tim, I’d say fuck it as well

by bernardking on Aug 29, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Vaya con Dios!

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by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

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