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Just put up the Post Game Thread
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
by DFARowand on Aug 29, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
CY FUCKING WELLS
Preemptive
CY FUCKING GARZA
CY FUCKING LOPEZ
-
CY FUCKING SAUNDERS
CY FUCKING KENNEDY
CY FUCKING HUDSON
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I have a group project to do.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
sorry

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.
by josematan on Aug 29, 2011 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
slits
There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.
I just flagged this
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
He's preemptively tipping his cap!
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
sigh
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
/cries
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Who's got the pic of Tim in the Yankee garb?
I know there is one.
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 29, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Rootin' for sub-500 season now
It’s the only way I see Sabes and Bochy paying the price
"Bruce Wayne is the Brian Wilson of Gotham." -DrDC
Ha
We all wish
But sadly the only thing being shaken up is perhaps releasing a few gritty vets and signing more because Sabes loves to roll the dice. Hey it worked that one time!
by posey yaknowsy on Aug 29, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
That's crap
But you’re probably right. I really do think we lose some of the folks to FA who might have stuck with us as a result of this kind of thing, though.
"Bruce Wayne is the Brian Wilson of Gotham." -DrDC
SECRET OF THE OOZE CAN SUCK IT
There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.
I feel like Sabean should be fired first. He’s the one signing all the damn veterans and giving Bochy free reign. He know that Bochy can’t resist a good veteran. You know what the Padres did when Bochy kept playing that veteran (I forgot his name)? THEY RELEASED HIM SO BOCHY COULD NOT PLAY HIM. Sabes won’t do that, because he’s an idiot who likes veterans.
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Vinny Cash-steala
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 29, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
sabs is the one who traded molina away so bochy would not be able to play him over posey.
You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk
He also let Bochy yank Belt around. And Rowand should have been released a long time ago so Bochy couldn’t play him.
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
so we need to release rowand so bochy wont play him
we need to trade molina so bochy doesnt play him?
BOCHY SHOULDNT PLAY THEM
FUCK FIRE THEM BOTH.
You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk
FIRE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!
DFA EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 29, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
yes fire everyone except raggs
DFA all the vets. rebuild the offense around Belt/Posey/Pablo/Brown/Nate/Crawford
You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk
Yeah, I don’t care anymore, either. FIRE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I must say
I’m liking this notion of a “fuck fire”, even though I have no clue what that is.
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 29, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Sabes did it last year
traded Benji to make Bork play Posey.
Although, I do agree this mess is mostly Sabean’s fault. Both for the stupid player additions and the fact that he can’t remember that he is Bochy’s boss and is suppose to correct his shortcomings or get a new manager.
fire them both.
You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk
The Posey trade seems like the exception, not the rule. And remember, Posey really looked ready.
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's face it
we have a team built around position players who are aging veterans. That is precisely the way Sabean built this roster and that is the way Bochy likes to manage. Well in the end, you have given one of the best pitching staffs in the majors some of the rangeless unathletic infielders in all of the league. Tejada, O-cab, Keppinger, Huff – if they could hit at all, it would be less of a problem, but that can’t hit and they are killing a pitching staff which relies upon sound defense with all of the ground balls they serve up. At least play Crawford at shortstop, Belt in left (took Bochy all season to come to this conclusion) and don’t be afraid to bring up some of the other younger players like the D’bags have done. It requires a blend of young and experienced and we do not have that combination. After taking the past season off, Sabes and Bochy need to do some serious re-tooling and I wouldn’t mind seeing Bochy fired and bring in a younger manager who can light a fire under some asses and get some fucking offense for this pitching staff. The starting rotation is way too good to be going through this bullshit.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for absolute accuracy.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
"Cy better have my bong ready"
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
by DFARowand on Aug 29, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can't quite accept this whole thing that's happening.
But I can’t keep up the positive thinking.
It’s like needing to pee but holding it because you want to believe it makes you stronger.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Me, too.
And then I was like,
“Hey. Metaphor.”
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Cemeteries are full of indispensable people.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I cant wait to listen to Murph and Mac and watch Damon Bruce tomorrow. They should have a full board of callers throughout their shows
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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
They should just not talk about the Giants.
Not giving the team any attention will really get the team’s attention.
Then again, there’s absolutely nothing interesting or competitive happening in Bay Area professional sports right now…
And the Sharks don’t count because they’ll just lose in the playoffs.
No don't tell me you believe in the whole choker thing for the Sharks too...
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I do
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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
It’s complete BS, sometimes the other team is just better than you
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
And I firmly believe that no matter how well the Sharks do in the regular season
they are never the better team in the playoffs. That’s not the same as being chokers. Just a talented team that’s not quite good enough.
Sharks choked in 08-09
Every other year, they were beat by a better or equal team.
And there is no way in hell they choked this year. Or even last year, but more so this year.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
It’s amazing how that reputation has followed them over the years. Anyways it mostly comes from East Coasters who are too lazy to watch the games and use the same tired excuse.
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve never seen it personally. Except in the last 5 sec of the show when they mention either Crosby or Ovi and that’s about it
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Hockey that ESPN will talk about
1. Winter Classic
2. Crosby
3. Ovechkin
4. Crosby vs. Ovechkin
5. OMG FIGHTING NEEDS TO BE OUT OF THE GAME
6. Pittsburgh Penguins ft. Sidney Crosby
7. Washington Captials ft. Alexander Ovechkin
8. New York Rangers
9. LOL goalie fight
10. Did we mention Crosby and/or Ovechkin?
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
May 23, 2010:
I posted this in a post-game thread or something:
Btw:
Here was the exchange between anchor Steve Levy and NHL analyst Matthew Barnaby on SportsCenter last night:
Levy: "And a final thought here on the Sharks, as we’ve got a couple of weeks to talk about the Blackhawks: Hey, San Jose, congratulations. You’re a great regular season team. I would’ve cut ’em a break ’cause they made it to the conference final but, hey, you know… See More what, they get swept. They scored seven goals in four games."
Barnaby: "Not good enough. And I would’ve been the same way. I wouldn’t have said it’s a choke, but… it is a choke. You can’t lose four straight games when you’re the number one seed. And especially Nabokov. This is a guy that can’t carry you to the promised land. You can’t do that. You have to go with someone new going into the next season. I think he’s played his last game for the San Jose Sharks."
Wow ESPN does talk about hockey
Well his last sentence is right. But the Blackhawks very well could’ve been the #1 seed that year IIRC. They were running circles around the Sharks and were very clearly the better team. The choker label is annoying as hell and I thought they got rid of it, but I guess not
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
People still called the Sharks chokers after last year because they did lose as the first seed, but after this past season it’s pretty much been agreed upon that the Sharks have shed the choker label. They’re still considered underachievers, but that comes with a connotation of disappointment rather than scorn.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
It brings a smile and a good amount of laughs
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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
I wouldnt mind shutting Bumgarner down
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
That's right
Bully him into retiring. I like it!
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Shut it down!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
shut em all down on the 60 day DL
Now pitching, Casey Daigle in relief of Shane Loux!
Now they are acknowledging what we've all known- no pitching staff can stand up to this abuse
Of the stress of knowing they are walking a tightrope
Some game has to be the greatest comeback of the year
But I’m pretty sure it won’t be this one and it’s past midnight so good night all (BTW, I’m not sure why everyone is so surprised the Dbacks are this good — two years ago, we were rating them as a team on the come; their bullpen sucked last year; they fixed it; the surprise is how badly the Rockies suck).
Their pitching SP isnt that good
I knew Arizona would be pretty good this year but I had them pegged as a 3rd place team at about .500.
I definitely think they’re overperforming. But hey, tip the cap.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
If I must
/tips cap
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
the daniel hudson trade was huge for them
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't worry. They'll be shut out tomorrow
MaioccoCSN Matt Maiocco
RT @TylerJDavis21 already calling the shutout? > Just to clarify, I’m talking about tonight’s SF Giants’ shutout loss, not tomorrow’s.
The deal with Satan to with the WS
Whoda thunk it would have consequences?
"Bruce Wayne is the Brian Wilson of Gotham." -DrDC
Nah, Satan likes the Yankees
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Where’s Odin when you need him?
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I did not need to know this
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Man…sorry about this Ryan. Your great story is overshadowed by the total collapse of the SF Giants’ offense.
Also, I'm bummed it's sapping Pablo's comeback
Obviously not related, but it cracks me up that the downhill slide pretty much started when they got Beltran.
"Bruce Wayne is the Brian Wilson of Gotham." -DrDC
Except that one's actually ironic
And the other is not.
"Bruce Wayne is the Brian Wilson of Gotham." -DrDC
Please just a bloop single
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Fun fact!
Since the lockout, there have been 10 hockey teams that have outscored the Giants on a per-game basis:
2005-06: Ottawa Senators, Detroit Red Wings, Carolina Hurricanes, Colorado Avalanche, Buffalo Sabres, Atlanta Thrashers
2006-07: Buffalo Sabres, Ottawa Senators
2008-09: Detroit Red Wings
2009-10: Washington Capitals
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
by mymclife on Aug 29, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
So all we need to do is to a team swap.
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Wells will have a CGSO in only 100 pitches
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Baggs must have reminded Bochy about Lopez.
Look who is up in the bullpen.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
people usually don't get fired during a pennant race.
wait for them to get 10 games back
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2011 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
Fontenot gets a hit
ITS ALMOST LIKE HE SHOULD BE STARTING EVERY FUCKING DAY
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
Keep starting Cabrera Bochy
DURRRRR
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I really don’t remember the last time a Giant struck out as many times as Belt in such a short period of time.
There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.
michael tucker?
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder how many NFL teams next season will score more points than the Giants scored runs this season.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
I bet soccer teams will score more than we've scored this month
Heck, Manchester United and City alone scored more runs in one game than we did last week.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Runs!
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 29, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Cesc Fabregas outscored the Giants today
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Everyone except for the Niners
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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
/dies
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
God dammit, I wanted to be 1 hit.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Hey look, it's Ross pinch hitting instead of Rowand!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Somebody mentioned this in the last thread
Top 1
Bumgarner: sit down
Bottom 1
Blanton: RIBBLE RABBLE RARRR
Posey: I hope you don’t mind but I seem to have hit a hit to center field
Blanton: GRAAA
Top 2
Bumgarner: sit down
Bottom 2
Blanton: FOOOOOO
Top 3
Bumgarner: sit down
Bottom 3
Blanton: BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA
Posey: I am ever so sorry but I have hit a hit to left
Blanton: SNORK
Top 4
Bumgarner: sit down
Bottom 4
Blanton: KOO. KOO KOO KU KU.
Top 5
Bumgarner: sit down?
Rectum Face: LIKE FUN I WILL
Bumgarner: aw
Rowand: I’m playing in a baseball game!
Posey: I very much apologize but it appears that I have received a short-hop and applied a tag to you
Ruiz: ih hoppen
Casilla: Hey guys what’s happening?
Polanco: lol
Casilla: Aw no way
Casilla: Whoops!
Casilla: My bad you guys
Bottom 5
Blanton: LERKY DERKY LERKY DERKY ZOOMZOO CWWWW
Huff: Well feast on these nips, if that isn’t a base hit!
Blanton: ZX
Top 6
Casilla: I did it!
Bottom 6
Durbin: eh
Ross: Now you fucked up.
Sandoval: DOUBLE
Umpire: No
Sandoval: DOUBLE
Umpire: Yes!
Durbin: Balls
Top 7
Lopez: Being a specialist means I’m special!
Lopez: What do you mean whole inning
Bottom 7
Madson: Well there’s only one way out of this
Sandoval: DOUBLE
Sandoval: PLAY
Top 8
Lopez: I only know how to throw four pitches at a time
Howard: I get paid more than the country you’re from!
Romo: Everybody know what time it is??
Romo: It’s Romo time!!
Romo: In the playoffs!!!
Werth: Romo’d
Bottom 8
Durbin: Oh right me again
Top 9
Wilson
Bottom 9
Oswalt: Now listen if y’all’ll just copperate
Huff: Dip my ballsack in a Louisiana anthill, I did it again!
Posey: I hope you’ll forgive me but I have gone and hit a hit to right
Uribe: SURPRISE BITCHES
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
by El Person on Aug 29, 2011 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Ih hoppen!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
ZX is my favorite line. It seems like such a Blanton thing to say.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
SURPRISE BITCHES
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
LOL
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I was at that game
I was at that game
I was at that game.
"Bruce Wayne is the Brian Wilson of Gotham." -DrDC
Still not sure what’s the funniest part. But like the 2010 Giants, impossible to choose.
That is cray-z.
Yeah all we have is an old coot who rambles a lot
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 29, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully Wheeler and Neal will be ready in 2 seasons
"I'm not a big vegetable guy'' he says. -Tim Lincecum
wonderful game tonight
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
Queen songs that describe the Giants
Death on Two Legs
Lazing on a Sunday Afternoon
Ogre Battle
Sheer Heart Attack
We Are the Champions
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 29, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Bar stools?
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
The "hit everything a thousand feet on the air" strategy doesn't seem to be working.
Weird.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 29, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
I hear some saying the other team is just better
perhaps, but I’m seeing bad body language and too many veteran players who are just flat quitting on their teammates. Sabes and Bork, IF THESE ARE THE VETERANS YOU BROUGHT IN TO LEAD THIS TEAM, THEN FUCK YOUR BASEBALL JUDGMENT OF CHARACTER AND LEADERSHIP, BECAUSE YOU COULDN’T RECOGNIZE LEADERSHIP IF IT BIT YOU IN THE ASS.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
could somebody recap for me? i couldnt bear to watch now i cant stand not knowing how bad we were?
did lincecum get mad? i wish
Lincecum was furious, but I don’t know who he took it out on.
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
at himself or the team? is he going to fall on his sword again?
by boyessprings on Aug 29, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
the giants have lost the first game of a series 12 series in a row
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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
What are those scouts really writing down in their notebooks?
“Throw any pitch, anywhere.”
by Ryan Matthew Riddell on Aug 29, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
Other teams should seriously consider starting AA pitchers against this lineup
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Samurai Champloo > Macross
But they have
The Astros started Sosa on short rest and he dominated us.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 29, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry Im going to be the positive one hear and say still one month left, and ANYTHING can happen
Arizona lost 5 in a row last week
But that would require the Giants actually winning (and to win they have to score runs)
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
no
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
RUNS
30th
Overall
BATTING AVERAGE
29th
Overall
ON BASE PERCENTAGE
29th
Overall
SLUGGING PCT
28th
Overall
My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.
Hmm
At least we’re not last in all categories.
"I'm not a big vegetable guy'' he says. -Tim Lincecum
Just staying positive, what am I gonna really call Bochy and Sabes losers after winning the WS? I beleive we can do it, because AZ has been streaky, and you really never know
by crazywarrior on Aug 29, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, you do know.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
/grabs straightjacket
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
randy wells has barely thrown any fastballs tonight.
easiest way to shut down the giants.
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
also shwoing up
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
lol beltran
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 29, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
How is he "lazy"?
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
carlos beltran playing right field
genius
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
Haha 3 people got on in the inning with a HBP
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
oh btw
A MORE EXCITING GAME, duh
for those with mlb.tv i mean
by posey yaknowsy on Aug 29, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
MLBFakeRumors MLB Fake Rumors
#SFGiants Lincecum will miss his next start with bruised hand after punching deceased SS Miguel Tejada in the face.
1 minute ago Favorite Retweet Reply
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 29, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
STIFF STOMPER
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 29, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
CORPSE CRUNCHER
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Tejada’s death certificate shows alive
by posey yaknowsy on Aug 29, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure, why not?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Maybe Nate can take Carlos out to rightfield and show him how to really play the position
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
And while they're at it, they should dig a hole to bury Tejada and Cabrera in.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
oooh oooh
Can they take Rownads too?
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
D'backs win
5 back. Greaaaat
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
I’m not upset by that.
Rooting for other teams is for the marginal game.
This offense eradicates all circumstance.
Plus I really dislike the Rockies.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
And don’t even get me started with that Grant guy. I don’t wanna even hear from him tonight.
That is cray-z.
No. Last year was a good team.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Just saying thats what the records are/were
by crazywarrior on Aug 29, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
And I’m just saying why that doesn’t matter at all.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Allright WHY are you watcvhing then to bitch?? Cmon
by crazywarrior on Aug 29, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I AM WATCHVING TO BITCH
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
ALLRIGHT
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
NOW SHE SAID IT'S ALLRIGHT NOW
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
OH SHIT, THAT BETTER NOT BE THE STANFURD SONG
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh hells yeah it is. Well, the instrumental version which is significantly uptempo is.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
5 6 7 8
woo!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Just because I don't want you to get your heart broken later on...
WE ARE NOT GOOD.
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Listen pal Ive been a faithful since 1986,had my share of heartbreaks, 2002 anyone, dont test me guy
by crazywarrior on Aug 29, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I'M NOT YOUR GUY, BUDDY
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
"you're"
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not your pal, friend.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
IM NOT YOUR GUY, DUDE
There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.
I'm not your dude, essay.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not your
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Well played.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m testing you right now.
You ain’t got what it takes.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Nice "fans" here, I try and stay positive, and everyone else throws negative crap my way, and attacking me, what a great fanbase
by crazywarrior on Aug 29, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
That may not be what’s happening here, palguy.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
I know, it's all silly, just happy to be the punching bag i guess, yeah thats it
by crazywarrior on Aug 29, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay. I really do apologize if anything I said made you feel put upon or alienated.
But you used “pal” and “guy” vocatives one right after another.
I couldn’t help myself.
I am truly sorry.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Hey hey no worries, no need to apologize, I didn't mean to sound so serious, thanks though waelwulf =)
by crazywarrior on Aug 29, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
And I’m sorry too. My comment started this whole thing. It was meant to be taken lightly sorry dude.
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
For my sake as much as yours.
I want to be optimistic too,
But it sure doesn’t seem to be trending that way.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
They’re trying to lighten the mood. Granted, McC pileons tend to have to opposite effect, but you get used to it.
I rhyme with freak.
MAJOR CITY!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I’M SORRY IT’S BEEN A STRESSFUL WEEK
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I HAD TO CHANGE MY INSURANCE POLICY FIRST
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I had to get comprehensive. But I’ll be shopping for a new carrier later in the week because I needs the cheap.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks
I needed that
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Last year afte game 135
3 games out in both division and wild card.
Pat Burrell will outscore the Giants tonight.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
He outscores every single baseball team every night
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
COMEBACK TIII
Ah fuck it.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Well at least the suffering will be over soon. We are slowly progressing through the 5 stages of grief, until we reach acceptance and accept that management is a shit taco which will never change.
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
The Giants could have added Clint Barmes and gotten more production out of him than Beltran.
for a fraction of the cost.
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
...for the rest of the year.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 29, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
If I were "manager for a day"
on 9/1 with the September call ups, I would tell the regulars to go fuck themselves and force the overpaid primadonnas to watch the minor leaguers play – but first I would lock Hensley and Shawon in a closet bound with duct tape and gagged. I would not let either one touch the call ups – just stay the fuck away.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
Hensley is fine.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
yep, results are stellar
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
They were pretty stellar last year.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
offensively?
we must have been watching two different teams. Scored just enough.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Bam Bam’s performance was stellar, given what he had to work with. Almost everyone was walking at rates far above career norms.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
I guess it is unanimous
fuck it, let’s not change anything and keep doing what we’re doing with Hensley as our hitting coach. Fucking genius. Sometime a change is needed. Not suggesting he is the only problem, but clearly he doesn’t have the hitters attention and now is just the broken record.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
He could issue an ultimatum to Neukom—he's bigger than either GM or manager
But I don’t think he blames Sabean or Bochy.
I rhyme with freak.
Where is Guillen? Has he served his suspension yet?
Just kidding.
I cannot seriously believe that this team’s offense is worse than the Mariners’ offense
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
DeRosa
Your best bat off the bench (with Fonty starting > Cabrera)
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 29, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT GIANTPAIN SAID SO! I HAD THEM AT EVEN MONEY!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
No, but I actually was trying to get him to take his proposed even money bet with me. He said he weaseled out and said he didn’t like Paypal.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I don’t think he actually said he weaseled out.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Incoming boxes of grey. Sigs deleted for clarity.
I do beleive we’re still playoff bound.
This too shall pass.
by GiantPain on Aug 16, 2011 9:54 PM CDT reply actions
Seriously, you offered even odds. I’ll take them. $20, paypal?
by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Don’t have an account, alas.
by GiantPain on Aug 16, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Gentleman’s bet?
by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I ain’t one of those.
by GiantPain on Aug 16, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Nerb’s bet? Loser buys hotpockets?
by speckops on Aug 16, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
No response to that last one.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Just like a Republican!
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
I really tried my hardest to get him to take the bet, and it kind of irks me when he comes in here and proclaims “OK, guys, really, I’m going to say 2-1 odds.” No, dude, I had you at even money and you refused to put your money where your mouth was!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
LOL
“Wells has never had a shutout or a complete game”
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
The Giants are so generous. CGSO for everyone!
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
EPIC 2 OUT COMEBACK TIME
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Good thing you put the sarcasm tag on.
Would have been WAY too subtle otherwise.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Game ain’t over yet
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Where's the post-season thread?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 29, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
What do you think this is, a Diamondback’s blog?
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Get it? Because the Diamondbacks will be going to the post-season.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
And not the Giants.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
In case you didn’t get it.
Once more, coming to you by proxy.
by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
my hope for this season

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
by El Person on Aug 29, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
"Image Not Found"
Kinda fitting.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 29, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I really hope this was deliberate. Because it’s way better.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
It definitely was.
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
For some reason
This made me think of the Richie Rich scene…
“Dad not found! Dad not found!”
by posey yaknowsy on Aug 29, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Giants
WELLS HAS NEVER HAD A SHUTOUT NOR A CG. Tipping my cap.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
9 HRS in last 6 games
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Congratulations Wells for doing exactly what every pitcher in this league does to this lineup
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
This is Wells first shut out of the year
surprise!
career
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL coming in to the game with a 5.53 ERA
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 29, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
Man, that was a great game for Randy Wells.
I just gotta tip my cap. At least they’ll face some easy teams like the Astr…oh wait.
i could have been playing fallout new vegas
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
They hit it when they got one earned run against J.A. Happ and lost the season series to the Astros. They’re just dragging along now.
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
They hit rock bottom some time ago.
Now they’re just trying to dry-hump their way into hell.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
this post game is going to be interesting
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
Bags announcer Tom Candiotti
“teams are just licking their chops to get into San Francisco and face THAT lineup”
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
Put me in coach!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 29, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Sadly that's very true
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Wells just through his first CG and his first SO of his career. Congrats. That won’t happen again until you face us next year. See you then.
RattoCSN Ray Ratto
Seventy two runs in the month of August. Last year, 118
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
And last August was bad too
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
how?
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
/in this line
Follow me on Twitter @MTLJosh
by Montreal Giants Fan on Aug 29, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
At least I can watch Andrew Luck dominate.
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
yesssssss
Also, the Pac-12 South is awful.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Pac-10 having to tolerate Utah and Colorado pisses me off.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
They should go back to being the Pac-8.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
no way
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 29, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
NO
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Couture and Burns just filmed their “He’s a lousy _, but a great hockey player!” commercials today!
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
Haven't seen Burns play in a teal jersey yet
But I already love him!
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously
He is so awesome. He always seems so pumped to be in San Jose, and reports from Captain’s Skate is that he’s always having fun on the ice.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
It really is. He and Couture are so awesome that way.
Ryane Clowe still doesn’t really know how to tweet, though, lol.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
LOL Papa, the mother of all tools.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
He doesn’t believe what he’s saying. He just needs to fill airtime.
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 29, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
The season is done
They gave us a nice run after Buster got hurt but played over their heads. This made us trade our best pitching prospect for Beltran. They got all the breaks last year and took us on a magical ride, and they deserved what they got but this season is over.
Follow me on Twitter @MTLJosh
by Montreal Giants Fan on Aug 29, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
LOL US
I’ve loved this fucking team all my life, but let me say, officially: anyone who attempts to be positive about this fucking bullshit or to find a silver lining can go fuck themselves.
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
by jcb9 on Aug 29, 2011 9:47 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
It’s sad that it’s come to this, not a year after the greatest times of our lives.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd
disappointing to see a lack of execution with Andres on 2nd, then to see 3 unproductive outs. Did we not learn anything from the shitty Astros yesterday? ie. Schaefer walks, steals 2nd base, sac bunted to 3rd and a sac fly. no hits and generate a run. But not these listless hitters.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey now! The sun will come out tomorrow!
j/k fuck this brutal POS team.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
Not in Daly City its always foggy their
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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
A BULLET
I just saw the replay of Keppinger’s catch. Kuip didn’t sound too happy when Jon jacked his play-by-play lol.
There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.
No, Kuip was OK with that. He was pissed about other things.
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
Yea, he didn’t sound too happy. I’m sure the game really took its toll on him.
There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.
He loves the team
screw being unbiased. I love his passion and heartache when the team is struggling. Better than apathy.
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Oh really CSN? You’re gonna ask what went wrong with Lincecum tonight? FUCK YOU
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by Montreal Giants Fan on Aug 29, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
Well...

I pray that Timmy lights up his position player “teammates”, as he looks sick of all this.
The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
It’s too soon to show pictures of the east coast earthquake.
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 29, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s an expert on the subject.
(disclaimer: I loved Shawn Estes, even after I shouldn’t have)
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
I loved him first!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I loved him in 1995 when I was following him in the minors via the Baseball America subscription I inherited from my grandfather!
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
seriously?
I was just a 15-year-old with a crush. I carried around his rookie card with me wherever I went.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
GUYS ALWAYS GET THE GIRLS I WANT
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
TL2 AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU
I rhyme with freak.
by shanghaijim on Aug 29, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I got all the hot ballplayers because all my friends were boys.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I had a mancrush on his curveball. This comes from years of having Terry Mulholland, Mark Leiter, and Mark Gardner as your (ahem) “ace.”
Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
Adopted Giant: Dave Dravecky, starting pitcher of the greatest regular-season game I've ever attended.
Oh, yeah, the baseball, non-shallow part of me was all THAT CURVEBALL IS SOOOO PRETTY
and back then hey 19 wins was impressive
I rhyme with freak.
He hit a home run on my birthday in 1997 and I was convinced that we were soul mates.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew it all along.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
TAP! TAP PLASTICS!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 29, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
decribes my feelings
I like our starting pitchers, but shit, looks like we have some players quitting on their teammates
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
So is the game over?
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
And the season
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I guarantee if Cabrera doesnt boot that ball
Tim gets out of the inning with 2ER in 7 IP and he’d still have lost. So who gives a shit.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
He is a sloth in the outfield. Fuck him and the GM he rode in on.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Our pitches will probably stop caring. They could dominate and still lose.
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
I didn’t watch / listen to any of the game but that’s sorta what the box score makes it look like. Kinda just looks like Tim said “fuck it”
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 29, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess I meant that it looks like he was on it for the first 6 innings and then just #$%^&*UI%$^&
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on Aug 29, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Cabra, Rowand and Tejada should not get another AB EVER in a Giants uniform.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
I like how the much aligned Torres got to second twice, only to linger out there and fade into the next inning. Yeah, he’s the problem.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
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"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Maybe they just needed to balance his tires. That’s why he went on the DL.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
His alignment IS good, isn't it?
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions

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