Gamethread II: Secret of the Ooze
by Natto on Aug 29, 2011 8:14 PM PDT
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HE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
francisco peguero 3-5 with a homer today
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
BETTER GET HOT GIANTS
ray is on BET
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 29, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
Just got home
So, I take it that [shitty pitcher] is shutting down the Giants?
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Holy shit I have that same teddy bear!
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 29, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Kuip and Jon pitching post-season tickets.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
Should I post more enigmatic shitty wordplay paint pictures?
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
BALLGAME
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
Ball.
Game.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
And there's your ballgame
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
/turns off tv
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
eh, game over.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
BALLGAME
"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...
He always hits HR's
Lets get him
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
uhhhhhhhhhh no
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
that's it i'm watching ray
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
Hell. Good thing we have RuPaul’s Drag U to turn to.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
Nice hanger, Tim.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
I wish we had signed Soriano instead of Zito.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
Soriano is not good.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Per B-R
Year Age Tm Lg PA WAR oWAR dWAR Salary Pos Awards 2007 31 CHC NL 617 3.6 2.5 1.1 $10,000,000 *78/4 AS,MVP-12 2008 32 CHC NL 503 2.2 2.1 0.1 $14,000,000 7/4 AS 2009 33 CHC NL 522 -0.9 -0.4 -0.5 $17,000,000 *7/45 2010 34 CHC NL 548 1.6 1.8 -0.2 $19,000,000 *7/D 2011 35 CHC NL 417 0.7 0.3 0.4 $18,000,000 *7/D CHC (5 yrs) 2607 7.2 6.3 0.9 $78,000,000
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Year Age Tm Lg IP WAR Salary 2007 29 SFG NL 196.2 1.5 $10,000,000 2008 30 SFG NL 180.0 -0.6 $14,500,000 2009 31 SFG NL 192.0 2.0 $18,500,000 2010 32 SFG NL 199.1 1.5 $18,500,000 2011 33 SFG NL 49.2 -0.4 $18,500,000 SFG (5 yrs) 817.2 4.0 $80,000,000
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
I wish the Giants had signed Soriano instead of Zito.
Gigante. Campeón. Pumpkin. Andrés Torres.
Dursh nerf darsh narf. Poop.
I refuse to believe that water is wet, and I will continue to try to breathe it without choking and coughing.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
/Tim blames self for 1-0 loss
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Insurmountable
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 29, 2011 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
only his first K.
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
2nd
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Tim's thought after giving up HR:
Great, now I get to lose again.
"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...
it’s so sad when they fall behind 1-0.
they literally can’t even score 1 run, not even against a guy with a 5.45 FIP
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
It's pathetic and a direct reflection on Brian Sabean's abilities.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
even funnier (read: sadder) is that Sabean publicly states that they have no speed, don’t take walks, and are a station-to-station offense.
About the team HE built. nevermind that he had also just acquired Orlando Cabrera to be the starting SS.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
by giant4life83 on Aug 29, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s go back to the 1903 offense.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
by El Person on Aug 29, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Other thread had BBQ chicken
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
53*?
@Logan Couture: Heard Charlie Sheen had an interview I missed tonight, damn! He might be the only person in the world thats #winning more than us right now.
by Brittjames11 on Aug 29, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Lincecum on phone to agent, "Get me the fuck yeah outta here!"
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
kinda getting worried about tim,
he looks really uncomfortable from the stretch
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
He swung
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
THATS A FUCKING SWING
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
not david wells
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
I feel so bad for Tim right now
Sigh….oh well better assume cap-tipping position now
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
by Falconer88 on Aug 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
yupp
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh no!
Quick, Tim! Get us back in the dugout so we can end the bottom half with three pitches!
starlolin castro
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
How do you know that isn’t Miguel Cabrera’s screename?
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 29, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
It's Ozzie Canseco!
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't like this thread
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
Tim looks pissed off
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
For our High A team.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 29, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Congrats to Gary Brown. With a 2B and 3B already tonight, he broke San Jose’s franchise hits record (Mark Leonard, 176 hits in 1988).
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice approach by Castro
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
Christ almighty.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
No, Flem, Beltran had NO chance with that fucking noodle arm.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
Beltran looks like he is running in mud out in right.
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK THIS I DONT WANT TO LOSE TIMMY
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
I have fantasies about giving Matt and Timmy extensions
Until I realize neither of them WANTS to be a Giant anymore.
How he's played every ball, to the best of my recollection.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Tea parties? Is that all there is?!
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
That does give new meaning to “lollipop disease.”
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 29, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?!?
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
/Lincecum death stare
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 29, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck off, blue
Timmy looked like he was gonna punch DeMuth in the face.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
The Lincecum stank eye is a good one.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
that needs to be gif'd
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
TIP YOUR CAP
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
never
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
no thanks
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Lincecum has lost 1-0 on a HR twice already in 2011 (to Chipper at ATL and to D.Navarro vs. LAD). Now trails after Soriano shot. Good times.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Lincecum, while good, isn't great, for a great pitcher wouldn't give up a homerun and lose 1-0 three times.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
History repeats itself
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
There is a pattern here
Every time Belt gets called up he hits well until the Giants start messing with it and then he gets sent down and instantly “finds” his swing again. I’m getting tired of this.
What would it be called?
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
lol mike matheny
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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
this team looks like it’s quitting. I’d imagine there is a massive rift between the hitters and pitchers at this point.
hopefully they win tonight. I’m not watching anymore of this slaying.
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me
LOL 1-0 score a slaying.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I wasn't laughing at you there, but the idea that you're actually right is hilarious.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
That didn't come out right either.
Fuck me. No insults have been intended here. LOL me!
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
The pitchers are the cool kids
Steal lunch money from the hitters and don’t let them sit at their table
by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 29, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
it is known.gif
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Make a new plan, Stan.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
just get on the bus gus
and head to fresno
Sometimes you just have to look death in the face and say whatever man
Proud parent of Jeff Keppinger's better half
by operation carrot on Aug 29, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
u can blame bochy for that
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet Belt goes back to the clubhouse each night and mutters, “Belt, Belt, it rhymes with welt.”
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Bork and the giants staff took care of that
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
by Falconer88 on Aug 29, 2011 8:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Man these Belt strikeouts are depressing
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Oh Brandon
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
by Falconer88 on Aug 29, 2011 8:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Giants - the league is batting .281 against this bum
and has 9 homers in the past 6 games and you MOFOS are down to 1 hit tonight with the official scorer changing Huff’s hit to an error.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BELT
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Mike Matheny
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 29, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
Well, I haven't given up or written off Belt because he's going to go through these growing pains...
but I don’t expect anything from him for the rest of the year. As in even a hit.
I quit
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Oh for fucks sake
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
by Falconer88 on Aug 29, 2011 8:29 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Like the WHORE OF BABYLON?!?
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Be careful not to drink the cup of her wrath.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
yupp that makes sense
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
long inning for timmy
short inning for the giants
WONDERFUL
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
If I’m Tim Lincecum, I go batshit on the hitters if I lose this game. The pitchers need to step up and tell their teammates to produce or shut the fuck up, because, at this point, it’s a one-man show every fucking day.
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
SELFISH
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
by Falconer88 on Aug 29, 2011 8:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Because what’s probably holding the hitters back is not being beaten about the head with their lack of success.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
It’s not that. I understand that saying anything won’t help at all. But I just can’t see the pitchers taking the blame on themselves after every game.
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
I can’t see the pitchers really believing it when they publicly shoulder a loss for giving up runs.
I’m sure they’re keenly aware of the situation.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
Yeah, but they’ve got to say it at this point. No one is willing to call the hitters out, and that’s really the last bullet left in the gun.
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
He’s a hitter, though. It’s a lot different to say “We all suck” rather than just “You guys all suck and we’re the only good ones and you know it’s true, bitches.”
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
I dunno if a) that’s Timmy’s personality and b) that’ll be helpful to anyone other than as a catharsis for us
I rhyme with freak.
wtf hyperlink button doesn’t work?
http://veteranandrook.mlblogs.com/category/mark-derosa/
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
The pitchers DON'T need to step up
I don’t think that’s what you meant to say
"Bruce Wayne is the Brian Wilson of Gotham." -DrDC
LOL Jon
“it is hard to score runs when you don’t get hits and the Giants are losing hits by the inning”
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
they’re doing the mess around.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Aug 29, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
I HATE THIS FUCKING SHIT
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
really?
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, screw them right back while hurting your team and your own numbers.
My son, so I'm told. And this stalwart young lad (Hi, free f.p. #14!).
So, best Fool?
Patchface? Ser Dontos? Moonboy? Jinglebells?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I have to go with Patchface, for being so unsettlingly creepy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Patchface is too creepy
Ser Dontos is cool, but I have a feeling his awesome plan will fall apart in ASOS.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Butterbumps!
He sang a thematically appropriate song about a hairy bear.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I love that scene
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I hope the pitchers start ripping into the hitters in the postgame. I mean RIP INTO THEM.
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Rowand: "Hey, Timothy, you best know your place! We're veterans! Keep up that talk and we'll hit you good and hard. Break that pretty face!"
Lincecum: “I’m pretty confident none of you will hit me. Or any of us. Or anything.”
Shift+A
ROFLFFENSE!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
I can't wait for August to be freaking over!
Ugh…this (lack of) offense.
Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13
hahahahaha
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
SHIFT A
Made and ate some dinner (TJ’s frozen farfalle and spinach – yum), changed the kids’ bedsheets and tucked the little monsters in.
I see that the game ended while I was doing that.
Poop.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
herb encrusted lamb chops, asparagus, tomato & mozzarella salad
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
grilled cheese and onion rings
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, that’s much better than mine.
Now I feel bad about my sad frozen meal eaten alone, all by myself.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
:(
if i wasn’t living at home, I would probably be having ramen
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Can I come live with you?
And do your folks really make food like that for dinner on a regular basis?
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
This might be a repost
Ron Wotus is not the answer. Per Baggs:
"I’d never send a pitcher up there when I have an able position player," said Wotus, adding he might have taken off the bunt if the first pitch was a ball. "What if it gets to two strikes? You don’t want a pitcher up there.
"When you’re losing, you can’t afford not to get the runner over. I felt (Tejada) was our best option to do that."
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
crap
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
LOL O-CAB IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING TERRIBLE
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
WIN A GAME ROCKIES
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Snarky Baggs
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
It’s the anniversary of Duane Kuiper’s lone HR in the bigs. They’re showing the video. The Indians beat Lincecum that day 1-0.
Bold prediction
It’s not going to happen this year.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
well, at least the Giant’s aren’t winning so we don’t feel the excitement of a playoff race
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuip speaking of blowtorches. Is that what would happen if the Giants offense caught on fire? Or would that be a sucktorch?
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
Yes I have.
A little.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuip and Flem are good together
Maybe I’ll watch a little longer.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
This shit is oooooover
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
I wonder who on the team has the balls to have a players only meeting and say we cant hit and/ or we suck
Cause thats what a caller said to Damon Bruce earlier today
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
Please
I want a gif of Orlando Cabrera’s jump no- throw fail.
by Ryan Matthew Riddell on Aug 29, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
I've forgotten what a rally was like
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
What do you mean? Opposing teams have them all the tiime.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't give in to the sin of covetousness.
Be happy with what Sabean has given us.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Anti-rally Scott's choice
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
how the fuck
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
Wow.
Look at that graph.
"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...
Bum, Tim, and Cain are in the bot5 in runs support in the NL
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 29, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
CSN showed a graph showing the lowest run support in the league
1. Bumgarner
2. Zimmerman (WSH)
3. Lincecum
4. Cain
5. Sanchez (FLA)
"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...
Good lord.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Madbum is 2.84
Lincey is 3.17
Cain is 3.24 or something
"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...
Bum was 2.94
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 29, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
w/e lol
"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...
Just keeping it factual :P
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 29, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s the worst statistic i’ve ever seen
by GiantSteps on Aug 29, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm seriously in line here. I want to vomit and then punch Sabean in the face really hard.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Vomit on your fist
And then punch him with it. Vomitfist for you, Sabes!
"Bruce Wayne is the Brian Wilson of Gotham." -DrDC
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
Kuip, all the top of the order means is that it's the part of the lineup
that doesn’t get to three outs the fastest.
Slo-Cab
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
This
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
by Falconer88 on Aug 29, 2011 8:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
And the look of resigned despair on Lincecum’s face.
by ohcleverhansyou on Aug 29, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
holy fuck this is depressing
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM NOW!!!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I have a bad feeling about this AB
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 29, 2011 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
lol
We need louder cheers from the Giants offense, than the plays made by the fans in the stands.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
From Kuip
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 29, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM FOR REAL!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
FINISH HIM!@%!%!#%!#%
There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.
Those tight pants make Soriano's butt look big.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
I was trying to be polite.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Sweet
We can still luck into tying the game
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
Preserving the 1-0 loss
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Stupid Giants, stupid football season. You fools better start winning or I’m going to lose the damn tv to fucking football!!!!!!!
Wassa job?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Don't think they're lazy
They’re just incompetent
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 29, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahahah, Pena hasn't swung all night.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
He’d fit right in here. /hack hack hack hack
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
omg .317/.327 line in AA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
do we believe!?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Seeing is believing
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
5-0 Dbacks
There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.
i wonder what it's like to have a team that scores runs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I'm sure it's not that great.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
.362/.609/.812
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
/injects into bloodstream
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 29, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
He only got 24 out of 32 MVP votes that year. Beltre got 6 and Pujols and Rolen each had 1. Beltre had a terrific season, but really?
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
People are stupid and unqualified to talk about baseball.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 29, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Observation
The Hall of Fame is irrelevant because Tom Yawkey is in it.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Am I irrelevant because I don’t know who Tom Yawkey is?
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 29, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
No, but you are a bad person for not knowing basic information about every Hall of Famer offhand.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
And every on Hall of Famer, apparently.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 29, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll just put this here
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Heh heh
You guys can’t touch me. You suck. Heh heh.
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 29, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
shit
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
fuck it, call him up
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I'm fucking ready for Gary Brown
Szymborski says he won’t shit his pants in the major leagues. That’s good enough for me.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
There is only one reason i am glad he was not promoted
Because if he was tearing it up in Double A i would be screaming for him to be called up. He needs AB’s above A-ball.
Adoptive father of Caleb Hous.... hous... housyourdaddy?
MUrbanCSN Mychael Urban
Nine times this year, Lincecum has gotten ZERO runs of support. Might this be No. 10? Can’t imagine the frustration. #SFGiants
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
I can
Just look at Timmy’s facial expression.
There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.
I can
Just look at Timmy’s pinstripes.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 29, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
They would make him cut his hair
More likely Red Sox
by WhatsAMataHari on Aug 29, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Also lost 2-1 twice
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 29, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Just saw a TV ad for the remake of Footloose. I’m glad I won’t be in the States for that.
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
That baseball doesnt like us
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
I miss the saxophone guy
I haven’t seen him in a while. Always used to toss in a couple bucks after a win.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
i want roomba cat vs dj roomba
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
ZOMG.
This is incredible.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
And also, my cat would shit himself if I put him on one and turned it on.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
RALLY DJ ROOMBA
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
by El Person on Aug 29, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jerry killed DJ Roomba!
He was like a son to me.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Torres is looking better at the plate. Regardless of if he Ks here, he’s looking like his old self at least for tonight.
God damn that team doesnt lose
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
LOL
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
LOL “Keppinger, Beltran, Sandoval are looming”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Better than Castillo, Cruz and Aurilia or whatever we had in that blob of years between 2002 and 2010.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 29, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
COOL GIANTS, COOL.
"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...
Are they trying to pretend that Randy Wells is Greg Maddux now?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
But he is!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 29, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Every pitcher is Greg Maddux
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 29, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
WELLS MONEY
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Yeah I was pissed when he won those 2 games against Houston
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
just recently?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 29, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
It appears that the San Francisco Giants baseball club has declined to have any baserunners cross homeplate before being recorded out. Is this correct? If so, I find this to be unfortunate.
That is cray-z.
Yeah because how dare we remove one of the nonproductive OF to accommodate someone with some energy and chance for betterness.
by posey yaknowsy on Aug 29, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a ZiPS projection for him
Let me find it
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
DSzymborski Dan Szymborski
@LoganDobson In 2011 SF, 250/314/355. That’s really good for a guy not yet at AA.
26 Aug
With plus defense? I’d take that shit.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
You would bench Torres for a guy that has a notoriously optimistic projection for a .650 OPS? Also, Brown’s defensive reputation doesn’t paint him as quite polished enough to be a + at the major league level.
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
Wait, ZiPS is notoriously optimistic now? When did that happen?
by D.Szymborski on Aug 29, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
WE ARE GETTING FUCKING CARVED UP BY RANDY FUCKING WELLS
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 29, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
NEVER STRIKES OUT!
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Did he just take a bitch ass fastball down the middle?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
That's how I would describe it as
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
by Falconer88 on Aug 29, 2011 8:50 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Kepp never strikes out
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
I have NEVER seen a defending champion fail so miserably as this team.
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
1998 Marlins say hi
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 29, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
That was after a fire sale. I don’t think I can count that one.
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
by Cant_buy_a_run on Aug 29, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
extrabaggs If the Giants get shut out tonight, I honestly don’t know what to ask anyone postgame. Taking suggestions…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
loooooool
yes, “what the fuck” is more than appropiate.
by DudeDontTazeMe on Aug 29, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That is all encompassing
My mind ain't nuthin' but a total blank, I think I'll just stay here and draaank - Merle Haggard
by NuschlerFace on Aug 29, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
At what point do we just pull our pants down at the plate?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 29, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Mine:
quickpitch Corinne
@extrabaggs Ask: “Why can’t you guys just hit the damn ball?” “Why do you hate winning?”
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
I just want this season to end.
Fuck this waste of time
Holy fucking shit.
It’s getting really hard to defend Beltran.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
YOU'LL LOVE KEPPINGER!
HE NEVER STRIKES OUT!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 29, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
This is tough
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
Please just keep Hensley and Shawon the fuck away from Belt
we have seen what they have done to the rest of these hitters.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
DAWG
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2011 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Now the Cubs are pouring it on!
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
LOL GIANTS
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
Meh
t’was already insurmountable lead
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Fuck this team.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Yup....the season is officially over
You follow me, I'll follow you
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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
:(
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 29, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
I guess that means tomorrow night’s game is over, too?
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 29, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
Flem too.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 29, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe should just try Timmy and Cain and Wilson for Jesus Montero and start rebuilding
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
try → trade
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
uh...
That’s an AWFUL trade. Did you mean just one of the three?
Speaking of awful trades
On November 1 on Camden Chat there was a discussion about a Wieters-for-Posey trade, straight up. Most of the people there would rather have had Wieters, even at the time. what
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Sabes
is it THAT FUCKING DIFFICULT TO FIND A BACKUP CATCHER WHO CAN DO THAT??? Son of a bitch!! Instead you give us Stewart and Eli.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
watch them score a run and lose 2-1 now
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
Good night guys. Tonsillectomy tomorrow
Should be more enjoyable than this. See ya on the flip side.
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
Flem is pissed.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
If I'm Timmy there I just flip out and strikeout
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
*and get ejected
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Timmeh just said "fuck it!!"
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
well
there were 5 strikes in that at bat
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
THAT WAS A FUCKING STRIKE
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Fucking seriously???
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
what did it say on tims glove?
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 29, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
Of course Cabrera
Of course
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
HAHA
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 29, 2011 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
ACADEMIC
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU FUCKING SUCK YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!
Suck it Mat Latos rolls off the tongue so nicely
ACADEMIC
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 29, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
Oh hey, Cabrera with the suck
Who would have thunk?
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
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FUCK YOU OCAB. FUCK YOU OCAB. FUCK YOU OCAB
FUCK THIS TEAM. FUCK THIS TEAM. See ya in New York, Timmy.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
hahahahaha
I wanna see a dugout fight. That’d be more entertaining than this.
FUCK YOU CABRERA
I MISS THOMAS NEAL
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 29, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
randy wells is faster than 90% of the entire giants roster
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by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
I want to see Flem fight OCab.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Inland Empire…that’s a Dodgers club. Lil Dodgers vs Lil Giants on Comcast Hometown!
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
Pretty sure the Ports are an A’s affiliate.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
I want to see Timmy go back to the dugout and start a fight with OCab.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Well.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Well.
"I hate that mountain. I love baseball."
by Four Point Nine Eight on Aug 29, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Go kill yourself Cabrera
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
FUCK YOU CABRERA
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 29, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
Tim don't care anymore
He’s thinking about his clothing size in pinstripes
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Good night everyone. I quit.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Thank goodness MLB Gameday has an ad for Bayer Advanced
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
FUCK YOU
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
(I’m a chemist. I like chemistry.)
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
But not o-chem amirite
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Wash my dishes, worm!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Beltran and Cabrera fucking ruined it.
by Fulton Street on Aug 29, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Beltran code for historically awful offense?
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2011 Mets- Rock bottom: We haven't reached it yet
YIELD!
I yield.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah.............
On the good side, their rally is now killed!!!
This isnt right man, this just isnt right.
Tim its been nice knowing ya, youll look better in blue n white anways.
.
.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
RALLY...oh fuck this shit.
My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.
We do?
I thought there was a mercy rule after 3 runs?
It's already been put into effect
They’re just playing for fun now.
by WasabiTorture on Aug 29, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
ITS ACADEMIC REALLY
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by sadison bummedgarner on Aug 29, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
Tim doesn't look like he cares anymore
Can’t blame him.
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
Thanks for the suggestions, everyone. The public wants to know about Gary Brown, the 49ers and golf vacations, in that order.
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
fuck the public
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Sabean should be fired. Dick Tidrow for GM!
No but seriously, guys we’re getting one hit by Randy Wells.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Go sign with the Yankess, Tim. You deserve it.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 29, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
I can’t imagine Timmy ever getting booed in San Francisco, even if he left.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 29, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
nobody would blame him.
im the biggest lincecum fan there is and i sure as hell wouldn’t
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Unless he goes to LA
I never would.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 29, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that’s the only “maybe.” Still gets a standing O his first PA.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on Aug 29, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I won't be able to handle
All the New Yorkers crowing about signing Lincecum. Goddammit.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
wow
this is crazy…giants are throwing the season away
i want to beat the shit out of that pbjsandwich guy right now
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
Also
Timmy’s going into official “If this shit happens next year, I’m asking for a trade mode.”
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
God Bless Tim Lincecum.
There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.
Maybe the people in the crowd should start booing louder or throw thing or something. Say what you what but I think it will send a strong message to this team
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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
C'mon guys
I am not feeling any sense of enjoying the game in this thread!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
????????????
There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.
There was that Pirates fan a couple nights ago
Called us all jackasses for not enjoying the game.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 29, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Given that he's a Pirates fan
I can’t say he’s wrong.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
There's a game?
It struck me more like a massacre out of ASOIAF
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
LOL pirates fans
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
things*
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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
What the hell
When did Edelfsen come up?
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 29, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
So nobody wants Tim to go to the Red Sox?
LOL BILL SIMMONS
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
I’m going to submit this idea again: Timmy should call out the offense.
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
He’s just going to blame himself in the post game
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Timmy's not signing an extension.
Straight to arbitration.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Been a while since I've been to the GDT
The masochist inside of me urged me to be here
At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree
NOW CSNBA AND KNBR CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE CY YOUNG RACE
There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.
Not as scary as Tim to the Rockies
At this point, I'm pretty much done with surprises - Michael Crabtree
Nah. Mariners.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Mariners surpassed us in runs scored
That is really sad.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
The Mariners are really the only team I’m afraid of him running away to.
you better get used to it.
you are going to be hearing a lot of it in winter of 2012
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay…Seattle.
He’s not going to stay on this team with these shitastic hitters. Cain, Lincecum and bumgarner oughta all demand together that the Giants DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE CRAPPY OFFENSE.
I could root for Seattle.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Tim? Dont you mean Matt?
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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
The bright side?
At least they took Huff’s bullshit hit away from him. A. He was out, and B. If the ump missed the call, it was an error.
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
This is comical
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
A HITTERS BALLPARK
UP THE PUCKS!
"This is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on Aug 29, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
It's BP time!
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
I suggest the people in the ballpark leave
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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
4th HR of the night?
Fuck it.
Per usual, it’s Black Ops time.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
They've just scored more runs in 7 innings than we can in a 4 game series.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
our offense is conducting a psychological study
how to drive someone bat shit crazy
Hey, Pena finally made contact with something!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
wait what the literal fuck is happening? This is really just unbelievable...
My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.
WOW. Tonight's the night.
What a demonstrative death blow by the Cubbies. Like they did to the Padres for the Giants this year, they’re doing to the Giants for the Diamondbacks this year. Beautiful!
hey guys, at least we won't be no hit tonight!!!!!
This is almost as a win in my book.
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
That pitch had a Nastiness Factor of 100? Nasty for who? The people in the arcade?
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
Bunch of jackasses in here. The other team scores a couple runs and you give up? Please. Have some faith!
That is cray-z.
by DrDC on Aug 29, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
THERES MAGIC INSIDE!
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
I've got a Giant attitude!!!
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
LOL not sure if serious
You know out average over the past 10 games is 2 runs.
And we are 3 inches away from being no hit…
FUCK THE FAITH
by posey yaknowsy on Aug 29, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not watching another game until the GIants win 3 in a row. I hate being in bad moods every night. Fuck Orlando Cabrera. Fuck professional baseball players looking like they’ve never swung a bat before. Fuck Brian Sabean for getting so damn lucky last year that he’ll be around for another 10 years. Well, actually, thanks Brian for last year…honestly. But still, I cant help but be mad at you now
Needz moar Beerz
COMIN' ATCHA, FROM ANCHORAGE, ALASKA!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Proud adoptive Father of Joe Panik. Stolen 6/11/11.
Job 1:14-15
when the giants score 4 runs i will continue watching
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck it bring him up
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
And the Giants are being 1-hit still.....
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
sorta OT
can i watch the post game show on the csn bay area website?
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
anyone please?
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's farm another Tim Lincecum, we broke this one.
There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.
Sabes
there is a fucking reason the Indians wouldn’t let O-cab play shortstop. You really should have your scouts pull their collective heads out of their asses
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
BUT VETERAN GRIT
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
How in gods name were all 5 of Timmy's runs earned?
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Ah nevermind
ESPN just fixed it
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
seriously
should only be 4
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I would say this is finally the fire-em-all game,
but it’s almost september, what’s the point. They’re not coming back. Just off them quietly in the offseason.
I rhyme with freak.
I don’t care. Release all of them.
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
No, no, no. Fuck that. I want public executions, public humiliation. I’d say that the offense ought to have a good, Roman-style decimation, but I wouldn’t count on them to make connect with the bats they wield. I would settle for tarring and feathering Rowand, Cabrera, and Tejada.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Well
Rowand, Cabrera and Tejada had little to do with that.
by ohcleverhansyou on Aug 29, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand, Cabrera, and Tejada had nothing to do with winning the WS.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
But that throw in Game 4!
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
I’m playing in a baseball game!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
I was thinking more about Bochy and the coaches. Not that all the coaches deserve it at all, but you know they’re the first to be canned.
I rhyme with freak.
I don’t really want to see big head tarred and feathered. I would pay to see Tejada tarred and feathered. Maybe just a dunk tank at Fanfest.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Yeah, that’s what I meant, I wasn’t thinking about the players at all. I was thinking Sabean and Bochy.
I rhyme with freak.
Well, fuck it. I’ve changed my mind; I’m on board with this plan.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Seriously, how about a good Singaporian caning?
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 29, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Fallout New Vegas-style Romans
Throw them off the Golden Gate Bridge!
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Whee Tarpian Rock.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Rebuild!
Wheeler/Surkamp/Kickham will make a nice front of the rotation.
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
Wheeler! :(
Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13
For the Mets, maybe.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLU
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 29, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
DFA Rowand & O-cab
call up Gary Brown and Stamos.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
And shame on the Giants
for not promoting Brown to AA at the all-star break. wtf else does he need to prove in that league?
It’s a longshot, but he might have just torn up AA in the second half and be worthy of call up now.
I’m all for calling up Brett Pill. Don’t see him as part of the future, but at this point I don’t care.
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
They need to do something BIG and shocking. Fire the manager, release the old dead weight players …I don’t care. The FO has to make some sort of statement saying they aren’t going to put up with this shit. If for nothing more than the sanity of the pitching staff.
Fire Sabean
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
I think that they are reasoning that they put up with this before they won the World Series, and are okay going back to the norm. It’s stupid.
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd make a terrible manager...
I would bench every one of these assholes when the roster was expanded (except for Panda) and let to rookies play. Can you honestly say it would be worse than the last week? Worst case scenario, bad defense leads to a 5-0 loss rather than a 2-0 loss.
Sorry for the negativity, I’ll remove myself from the computer. Enjoy the rest of the ball game!
gotta start beltran
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
and kepp
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, in defense of Beltran, Pablo’s sucking as well. I believe it’s the hitting coaches’ fault.
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
OMFG ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING HITTING COACH
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes. It’s totally his fault. How perceptive.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
Meulens is far from the problem.
It’s the team’s offensive philosophy.
My adopted Giant, the young Reinier Roibal
It's the total package
bad hitting coach, bad approach, poorly prepared, undisciplined and terrible hitters. So what do you do? Can’t fire all of the hitters so you fire the hitting coach, ask Jeff Pentland who was fired by the Dodgers during the Giants series in July. Part of the business.
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
The hitting coach can’t fix hackers. Hackers gonna hack. If Sabean signs hackers, he’ll have unfixable hackers.
It’s not the hitting coach’s problem.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]
I tweet (and occasionally blarg) | Your San Francisco Giants: "Together We're Broken!"
If you can articulate to me exactly how Hensley Meulens is doing a poor job… sure.
Check out Catch-28.com, a blog about Buster Posey and the San Francisco Giants.
Pat Burrell would make a better shortstop than O-Cab. FUCK!
There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.
2-0 pitch, Pablo swings down by 6
"I always knew I was going to be thrown at. I was old-school, so I didn't care, as long as they hit me from the neck down.'' Hac-Man One Flap down Jeffrey Leonard
by Penitentiary Face on Aug 29, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
Upcoming AZ series
Will be totally meaningless.
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 29, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
Basically a must sweep
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
I know its over because they arent sweeping the better team
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Imagine if someone told you earlier this year
Hey, we know Tejada is terrible, but don’t worry, we’re trading for a new SS.
Also, he’s worse.
Fuck you Scott Cousins
You son of a fucking bitch.
by giants92388 on Aug 29, 2011 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Fuck you Offense+Gritty gamer vets
you collective sons of bitches.
by DudeDontTazeMe on Aug 29, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
+1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking bitch → SCOTT COUSINS!!
Anagram of "SF Giants World Series Champs" = SHARP, ORGASMIC, ENDLESS SWIFT
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Aug 29, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster couldn’t save this offense
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
we'd break Posey in the process
just look at Timmy
by DudeDontTazeMe on Aug 29, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster + Sanchez wouldn't save them.
Based on his comments, Huff has given up trying to “fix” his suck.
Rowand doesn’t realize he sucks and shows no willingness to change his approach at the plate, even if the situation dictates choking up and just trying to make contact.
Tejada refuses to believe his skills have diminished.
We’ll never know exactly what happened with Burrell.
Torres was a fluke of epic proportions. A useful 4th outfielder.
Schierholtz is a great guy off the bench.
Ross couldn’t do enough streaking to be enough of an offensive force (which was always Aaron Rowand’s ceiling).
Too much suck to overcome.
torres is an average outfielder, he isnt as good as he was in 2010 but he is a fine outfielder.
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
unfortunately...
this
"He couldn't remember where he was. The thought made him smile."
by thebeliever on Aug 29, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
FIRE BOCHY
HOLY SHIT HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED MID LAST SEASON.
You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk
I actually feel like this is the best lineup Bochy could put out their right now, considering the available players
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Belt should have been playing all season.
You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk
True. But I feel like Sabean should be fired first. He’s the one signing all the damn veterans and giving Bochy free reign. He know that Bochy can’t resist a good veteran. You know what the Padres did when Bochy kept playing that veteran (I forgot his name)? THEY RELEASED HIM SO BOCHY COULD NOT PLAY HIM. Sabes won’t do that, because he’s an idiot who likes veterans.
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 29, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
uhhh
look at posey. sabs was forced to trade molina in order to force posey into starting catcher role.
You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk
every manager is the same.
the giants need a smart GM to run the team similar to what Billy Beane does in Oakland
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys won’t judge me if I don’t finish the game right…this season has taken a nose dive :(
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
nah its cool
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
are you able to watch the giants post game on csn bay area?
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
Well. Personal consolation
Other than the Giants. Of all the other teams in the division, I’d rather see the Diamonbacks lead than the Dodgers, Padres, or Rockies :/
Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13
Yup
Also the D’backs won’t last very long in the playoffs!
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
though i would love to see them beat the phillies
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Their offense is awesome, I just don’t see their pitching staff competing with those of the Braves and Phillies
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
But what do I know the playoffs are a total crapshoot
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 29, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
agreed
Adoptive father of 18th round draft pick and future ace, BRANDON ALLEN
by Nnamdi Asomugha on Aug 29, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
conceding the divison already?
wheres your faith lad!!!!!!!
by DudeDontTazeMe on Aug 29, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m about to drop a few hundreds dollars for tickets right behind the Giants dugout so I can sit there and boo them the whole time.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 29, 2011 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
I’m sure you could find them for 10 bucks after this game
by posey yaknowsy on Aug 29, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Guys at this point
Finishing above .500 would be a real achievement
And if they don’t, oh how sad that will be. But deserve
I hope they don't
So heads will roll. I REALLY HOPE THEY DON’T.
"Bruce Wayne is the Brian Wilson of Gotham." -DrDC
hey stat guys
if we had Posey instead of Whiteside/Stewart, how many more runs will we score on average in 1 game?
My wild-wild-guess (don’t hold me to this) would be 0.2-ish.
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
i think
the opposition runs would be down since posey calls a better game.
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Aug 29, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
We get it Jon, he's never pitched well at all until tonight.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
If the Giants were Spinal Tap
we’d currently be in the jazz odyssey phase.
"He couldn't remember where he was. The thought made him smile."
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