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Post-game thread: The 2011 Giants might not be remembered as a team with an above-average offense

There have been a lot of this-just-might-not-be-our-year-fellas losses already. Not losses that make you give up, necessarily. Losses that make you think, yeah, I'm pretty sure this isn't a good enough team to make the playoffs. The Giants lost to the Astros because they can't score more than three runs in a single game. They won two games in the series, and that's more than they deserved. This might be the most this-just-might-not-be-our-year-fellas series of the season.

My evidence: the Giants were beaten in two of these games by Henry Sosa and Matt Downs.

Well, and an umpire at second base, most likely. That's pretty not-our-year right there. A wretched, inane offense will always shoulder most of the blame, sure, but only until the shoulder gets sore and falls off. Oh, and they were beaten by the Astros, a team with four wins on the season, all against the Giants. That's very not-our-year. And Jose Altuve. Always Jose Altuve. Maybe if Mike Murphy grabs him before he can get on the Astros' team bus, Altuve could tell us where to find enough gold to sign Prince Fielder. This offense could be saved after all.

But if you're looking for messages in the tea leaves, Henry Sosa and Matt Downs combine for a pretty unmistakable message from the cosmos. Not time to give up. But let's just allow those names to rattle around in our brains in a while.

Usually the team locked in a race with the Giants really ticks me off. The Padres last year. The Rockies every year they contend. Just a mention of the team's name ticks me off. Maybe there's a reason for the disdain. The 2010 Padres ticked me off because I didn't think they were especially good. Whenever the Giants are chasing the Rockies, it ticks me off because they're a bunch of cheaters. They stuff hollowed-out bats with exactingly moist tobacco. Look it up. Reverse-surprise conspiracies are more likely to be true than regular conspiracies. Look that up too. But the Rockies are usually hyper-annoying just because they're the Rockies.

The Diamondbacks don't tick me off, though. They really don't. They certainly did in 1999 and 2001, but they're a total afterthought to me this year. The Giants tick me off. I watch this team with a mix of disgust and admiration. It's like knowing that a good friend is cheating on his wife with Scarlett Johansson. C'mon, man, don't cheat on your wife, but hey that's kind of cool, wait, no it isn't, you repulse me, though, if you have to be a cad, at least your taste is, wait, what in the hell am I talking about, you're awful. That's the hitting/pitching dichotomy of the 2011 Giants. The beauty of the pitching is completely overshadowed by the indefensible, greater shame.

It's almost like the 2009 Giants, except now we have the knowledge that a decent offense really can lead to beautiful things. We have the taste. It's delicious, that winning. That's what makes this worse than 2009. Just when I thought they were out, they pull us back ... oh, wait, they really were out. It went 4-3. But I went into this season thinking that Huff, Ross, and Torres were good, and that Posey was around for a full season. Whoops. Turns out none of that was true, and it feels a little dirty picking on Huff today because without him, the Giants might not have scored at all. 

This is a flawed team with a bunch of injuries, and they're hitting even below their meager potential. Yep.

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

not to be overly gloomy

but losing 4 out of 7 to the worst team in baseball does not convince me that they are ready for the playoffs.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 28, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I can't escape these two things...

1) The Giants can’t win unless they start hitting.
2) The Giants can’t hit.

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Aug 29, 2011 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

To add to todays exciting TV coverage – The 49ers preview show is NEXT! on CSN.
That should brighten my day

by iHateBochy on Aug 28, 2011 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

My gym was closed by Hurricane Irene

Hasn’t rained a drop all day!

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

We did that from innings 2-6

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by Merope on Aug 28, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Irritating series for both teams

Giants get beat by Sosa and Downs, Astros get beat twice by Keppinger.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 5:00 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Tired of the excuses being used. This offense makes every starting pitcher against them look like All-Stars.

by nofreetime on Aug 28, 2011 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop that nonsense and tip your cap!!!

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed the controversial play

But if you just scored 8 runs in 39 innings against THE HOUSTON ASTROS, you don’t, in my estimation, get to blame a loss on the umpires.

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by jcb9 on Aug 28, 2011 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

This

score some runs on horrible pitchers. Period.

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by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're right

But it hurts when you see the play nontheless

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by Falconer88 on Aug 28, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The play was called on TV by K&K as a really badly called play

which I don’t think it was. I don’t have access to a DVR to see it in slow-mo, frame-by-frame but either way it is very close and it looks to me like it was called properly. Either way it was a coin toss call and not a clearly blown call as was being stated by our broadcasters.

by nofreetime on Aug 28, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I really don't understand how you can say this

I’ve watched it several times now and I still can’t tell for sure either way, but if you put a gun to my head I’d have to say out.

by nofreetime on Aug 28, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think I'm the only one who saw him as safe

Initially, I thought he was out. After watching the replay (and the decent angle the umpire had on the call), I thought it was an awful call.

by otis29 on Aug 28, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, nofree. Very close.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 28, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just saw the replays, too.

It certainly wasn’t anywhere near a “blown call”. The replay from CF shows that DeRosa’s arm lands on the glove as it is dropping down onto the base. Closer than a bang-bang play, and it goes either way.

This isn’t on the umps, anyways. It’s on the hitters for needing to rely on a favorable call on a close play to possibly eek out a win against the worst team in the league.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone who thinks DeRo’s arm didn’t land on the glove needs to watch it a few more times. It’s very clear.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just showed it again on the post-game

and slowed it down a little bit more. I still can’t say for certain but I stick with him being out with his arm coming down on the glove before the hand hits the base.

Like I said though not a blown call, but rather a coin-toss.

by nofreetime on Aug 28, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So he was out by a mile as K&K said?

If you think he was clearly safe and it wasn’t very close, then you are not being honest or you are blind.

by nofreetime on Aug 28, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

K and K only said he was clearly safe after they looked at the replay

I agree with them. However, for an ump, it isn’t so clear cut. Umps don’t have replays (though they should).

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by thehavenot on Aug 28, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would really like to see a challenge flag implemented at the very least….

by Bar None on Aug 28, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not see the game, just go to hear parts throughout the afternoon, so I’ve got no dog in the current hunt, but I want some level of video review next year.

by Bar None on Aug 28, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he wasn't clearly safe or out

it was a very difficult call and even difficult to tell after watching it slowed down. I’d like to see the frame of video when the play is actually made.

I wish I had a DVR.

by nofreetime on Aug 28, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see how you think it was clear

It looked pretty clear to me. But whatever. This is one of those conversations that is bound to go in circles.

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by thehavenot on Aug 28, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh…he was clearly safe.

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by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF
Whiteside is related to the actor who played Peter Brady in the Brady Bunch.

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Good. He should start an acting career and stop playing baseball.

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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed
He should start an acting career being a backup again and stop playing baseball starting

Backup C was my biggest concern going into the season, but I can’t blame Whiteside for Posey going down

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by Goofus on Aug 29, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, but it’s probably the biggest error the FO made all year. I realize we didn’t have a lot of time to make a move—it was early May when Posey went down, and we weren’t going to give up our top prospect—oh wait.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Aug 29, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

For a FO that loves its small sample sizes, I’m a little bit surprised that they didn’t make snap judgments and decide that neither Stewart nor Whiteside was going to be acceptable. Of course, I completely expected them to pick up Pudge for Wheeler, but I’m still surprised that it didn’t happen.

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll go into my usual "We really don't know"

We don’t know what Sabean did or didn’t try to do and we don’t know what potential dance partners were willing to do, if anything. It could very well be there no options or just bad ones.

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by Goofus on Aug 29, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s entirely true that that early, the Reds, for example wouldn’t have been willing to part with Hernandez. But that’s actually what makes it somewhat surprising to me that we didn’t get a Neal for Pudge trade.

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Between this and Barry Zito’s Patrick Duffy connection, the Giants are rolling in A LIST CELEBRITIES BABY!!!!!

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by jcb9 on Aug 28, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 realz yo?

Can I tell my friends at work tomorrow that I root for a baseball team with connections like that?

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 28, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

By coincidence, Jose Altuve is Peter Dinklage’s little brother.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

ICW....you know the rest.

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by nvsfg on Aug 28, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least

andres torres made another sorry argument for playing time

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by MrUnderhill on Aug 28, 2011 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

all his fault

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by natteringnabob on Aug 28, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

and it’s still a better argument than the alternatives. and it’s only one game.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Parks and Recreation

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by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have six games left on this homestand.

If they don’t win 5 they can forget it. And I fail to see how they can win 5. 4 back with 28 to play. They go 20-8 and the Dbacks have to go 16-12 just to tie.

So – if this is going to end, I hope it ends this week. At least thenmaybe we can see some of theyoung guys playing. This team feels so damn old.

by lexluth7 on Aug 28, 2011 5:03 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

kinda tough

to see the road to 90 wins here ATM.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 28, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another way to look at

Match the D’backs record and beat ’em 5-1 head-to-head

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by Goofus on Aug 29, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think either one of those things will happen.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

“It’s not the craziest thing ever.” —> “Mathematically they still have a chance.” —> /watches DBags in NLDS

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

bleh

and i thought today’s lineup was our best combination possible coming into the game.

by ksab24 on Aug 28, 2011 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

That's why they scored 3 instead of 2

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

we still only scored 2 in the first 9 innings

by ecost on Aug 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are

unfortunately even the best possible combination still sucks

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

X-Men 3

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Aug 28, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

X-Men

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was X-Men: The Last Stand. it got mediocre reviews

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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which was way more than it deserved

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by marcello on Aug 28, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You didn’t miss anything.

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, he didn’t die, at least not his mind. His mind was transfered into a brain dead persons body.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 28, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this offense fixable by next year?

I mean posey and sanchez coming back is great but right now it seems like the team needs so much more than that

by haroldandsivakumar on Aug 28, 2011 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

They need to keep Beltran

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I don’t want being stuck with another aging, overpaid player for several years.

by nofreetime on Aug 28, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You cannot compare Carlos Beltran to the stiff veterans they have brought in here. This guy is a legit star.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching him play the field

yeesh.

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by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

a legit star who will turn 35 next April. I’m very much in favor of keeping him, but not for more than 3 years at reasonable money, which won’t happen.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

win

either way I have a bad feeling about an expensive OF signing.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 28, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Expensive FA signings don’t work out well for us

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by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

it would have to be a deal like Huff got, 2-3 years at most. Anything else is just trouble but stars like Beltran at that age always go for the huge, multi-year deals, not the short-term deals

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 28, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

They want to be guaranteed money until they likely retire. Plus his agent is Boras which makes a favorable deal even more impossible

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by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much can Beltran expect to get at his age and injury history? What team needs a hitter like Beltran more than the Giants? That’s why they got him in the first place. If they get outbid for him in the offseason they’ll be making a big mistake. Just getting back the injured players won’t be enough to fix this offense.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well... if you let Cody Ross walk

And Pat. That’s 7 mil already you can use to spend per year on Beltran. I could be convinced to go a bit above that for a couple years or nearly twice that for 1.

by Cap M on Aug 28, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

not really

unless they plan on significantly increasing payroll, cain is a FA and lincecum is in 2 yrs save that money and lock them up

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by Falconer88 on Aug 28, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

they have significantly increased their payroll.

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by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

There should be enough flexibility to accommodate Reyes over the course of the next few years with a few contracts coming off the books.

Reyes is young, plays a premium defensive position with aplomb, and has MVP-level talent. If you’re going to give a big contract to anyone, you should give it to him. The injuries are a concern, but no potential FA is perfect.

by GiantPain on Aug 28, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't really want to do that

but if they’re going to make a panic signing I’d sure rather they throw the money at a good SS than at Lyle Overbay or whoever else falls off the turnip truck in November.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 28, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he is injury prone

also what happens to Crawford?

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by Falconer88 on Aug 28, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he could learn to play 2B as well and pretend to be Burriss over the next couple years (at least while the options hold out). It would be ever so helpful to have a utility IF that can actually play SS rather than 2Bs that pretend to.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

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by natteringnabob on Aug 28, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

then why not sign reyes to the long term deal

keep Craw in the minors for a year, and then when freddy leaves after his contract slide reyes over to 2B and insert crawford back at short

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by Falconer88 on Aug 28, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not crazy, I don’t see anyone arguing that Crawford should be DFA’d. It’s just a question of whether he should be anointed as the next SS with no real alternatives.

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"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 28, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s basically what I see Crawford as: the next, cheaper Mike Fontenot. Less bat, more glove.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford could still post an OBP near .320 with some power and plus plus defense.

I’d take that as a starting SS, provided the shorthanded SS offense comes from somewhere else

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you mean by some power? Only once at any stop with >100 PA has he posted an ISO >.150 in the minors. And that was at San Jose in 2009, with a .500 BABIP. If he slugs anywhere near .360 in the majors, I’d be surprised.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should have been more clear.

my statement of “some power” was relative to the team. When you’ve got completely punchless guys like Tejada, Cabrera and Kepp running the middle IF….

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s the point of having a Reyes if he isn’t going to be used to his maximum potential? sign him to play SS

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford completely loses any value

if not playing shortstop.

His defensive ability at SS is his only prayer at ever getting any regular playing time at the major league level.

Many might argue but I don’t see second as a position where you want to give up too much offense for defense.

by nofreetime on Aug 29, 2011 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

for six years?

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by Falconer88 on Aug 28, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that you try a shorter contract for reyes

Because at 6 years reyes will get hurt several times

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by Falconer88 on Aug 28, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

caliber

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could be a serviceable backup in a few years’ time.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he ever does turn out to be a productive hitter and he gets blocked by Reyes, that’ll be a problem I’d be happy for the Giants to have.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe if he pulls a Cody Ransom in 8 years. I really don’t see crawford turning into a big bat soon. He was intimidated by everyone.

by rcleverly on Aug 28, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s destroyed the California League in 44 games spread out over three seasons and he was average last year when he repeated AA. Forgive me if I’m not convinced.

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by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

average is just what this team needs.

too much sub-average everywhere else.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was average in AA.

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by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

with a normal BABIP, he would have been average in MLB, right? for a SS of course, factoring in his glove

IIRC his BABIP was like .220

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Average” is a big stretch, but “nontrivially above replacement level”? Sure.

by Evan on Aug 28, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

with a good offense in 2012, he could hit 8th and it would be fine.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

With a lot of weak grounders

I’m not convinced the BABAIP was all fluke

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 29, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

His line drive percent was low, but it wasn’t so low that you’d expect a .214 or whatever it was.

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

I don’t buy into Crawford at all. I’m saying if it happens for him, it’ll be like Ransom. Not anytime soon.

by rcleverly on Aug 28, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is space for glove-only backups

if and only if there are bat-wielding starters.

I actually like Crawford and think he’s better than most of the backups that have wandered through in the past few years, and wouldn’t mind a lineup with him at 8th if there were ML hitters 1-7. hahahahahaha

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by natteringnabob on Aug 29, 2011 6:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s got to be other good SS out there that aren’t so injury prone

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by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, there weren’t any last year.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 28, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

also give crawford a shot to put it together a whole year in AAA before passing judgement

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by Falconer88 on Aug 28, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh?

They really don’t exist. Not at Reyes’ talent level.

There are a few shortstops who are as good or better than Reyes.

Tulowitzki. Hanley. And, uh, that’s kinda it.

We can’t get those two. But we can get Reyes. This team and this city deserve a player that good.

by GiantPain on Aug 28, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m starting to get the impression that teams re-sign/lock up the good ones, and only the broken/cruddy ones become FA.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 28, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be preposterous.

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by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont like that reyes has a history of leg injuries

since that is his game it wouldn’t be worth 6yrs/120 or so million

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by Falconer88 on Aug 28, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like the Marlins might be willing to sell low on Hanley.

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by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the Marlins

They’d want Surkamp and half of AA Richmond

by rcleverly on Aug 28, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Supposedly the Marlins owner loves Hanley and won’t trade him. They’ll have a new manager next year, and I’m sure they’ll hire someone that can work with him. Reyes would be a mistake in my opinion. The year he was having before the injuries was a career year by a lot. His OBP was never good for a leadoff man. He’ll be way too expensive for what he will bring to the table. The Giants should fortify the rest of the offense which would allow them to carry a defensive SS like Crawford.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, Hanley is Loria’s golden boy. Good luck with that.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

They sold out every game, they’ve got to have a stockpile of money don’t they. Plus after Rownads eventually comes off the books, they’ll have significantly more $ to spend

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by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

They will but will they spend it

I’m just saying that when the time comes priority 1 is locking up Tim and Matt. If you have the money after that then go after reyes

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by Falconer88 on Aug 28, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree Tim and Matt are the 1st priority. Without pitching this team is absolutely nothing!

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by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

and

this year proves it even better than 2009.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 28, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Nothing?"

71-63 without Posey and Sanchez ranks somewhere above “nothing” in my book.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 29, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

/returns book entilted “Worst Offense Since 1902” to library

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by natteringnabob on Aug 29, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

The original argument you were agreeing with

…referred to the “team” being nothing.

I agree that this year’s offense has been nothing, but would argue that the overall team, with all its injuries, has been something more than “nothing”.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 29, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather see lincecum and cain as giants for a long time

then us sign reyes and other hitters lose tim matt or both and watch them own us for 5+ years

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by Falconer88 on Aug 28, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but If you get buster back at near the level he was at and sanchez

plus pablo and belt I think you can afford to have Crawfords Defense in the lineup for his defense, reyes is a liability health wise IMO, I am no way saying that he will be ready next year, but I don’t want to blow 6/140 on reyes which is what it will probably take to get him.

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by Falconer88 on Aug 28, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess its agree to disagree

I still have hopes for carwford to be a decent shortstop in the bigs

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by Falconer88 on Aug 28, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. He’s already a 4 tool talent, just missing the big part- hitting for average.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the whole power thing.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that too :(

I’ll take the tools he has as a SS anyday, though. Sure, there’s better available on the market

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's funny that all you guys are focused on Crawford

He isn’t even the best SS prospect in the organization.

by taliesin on Aug 28, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s probably because he’s the only one we’ve seen at the ML level everyday while our other SS options are old and slow. And also because he has two things this team does not- good defense and a good approach at the plate.

Adrianza or Panik probably have better chances of being the future SS, even though they are far away.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who else is there?

Adrianza hits even less than Crawford and Panik probably won’t stick at shortstop.

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by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you’re not talking about Adrianza because he isn’t any better. He’s hitting well in A+ and he’s young but this is like his 3rd time through now.

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by sanfrankid on Aug 28, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t aware Adrianza was making his third round of A+ ball. In that case, er, yeah. He’s not gonna pan out.

I didn’t really start following the minors until middle of last year.

@El Person- what makes you think Panik doesn’t stick at SS?

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fact that the Giants brass have repeatedly referred to him as a middle infielder?

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is Ehire's 2nd, not 3rd time in SJ

In any case, though, “young for the level” is a crucially important factor that y’all seem to be dismissing.

by taliesin on Aug 28, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s been Panik’s story ever since he was drafted. He doesn’t have the arm to really cut it as a major-league shortstop; there was talk that they might put him at second base this year.

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by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am

Adrianza has an .865 OPS in San Jose at age 21. Crawford hit better than that in San Jose… but at age 24.

I was previously a Crawford backer, as in spite of positive scouting Adrianza had never hit at any level. That has now changed. I still am simply hoping that one of them (or Panik) turns out to be an average major-league SS. But right now I think the most likely to achieve that is Ehire.

by taliesin on Aug 28, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting.

I’ve always tried not to get too attached to the minor leaguers because inevitably, most of them don’t make it. and that’s kinda tough.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

But doesn’t Stamos have a flukey minor league record due to injury? What if he can develop with some real AAA time?

by Bar None on Aug 28, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m no expert, but I’d imagine with the plate approach and patience he’s displayed, the odds of him putting it together are pretty good. He won’t hit .330, but he could hit .250-.260, I think.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford was 22 when he had his good month + in San Jose. Every other time he’s played there it’s been on a rehab assignment.

WWRWD?

by SF Pete on Aug 29, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

This team HAS pitching and stinks like two weeks of festering garbage.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also Reyes...broken

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by CalBear949 on Aug 29, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

We've gotten into this numerous times

Free agents at premium positions with no injury history do. not. exist.

by GiantPain on Aug 29, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

But the Giants do not have pay said free agent a boatload of money…I mean they have in the past but they do not have to continue.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 29, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

They have to if they want a good player.

If they don’t want one, sure, they can play the replacement level options within the org.

by GiantPain on Aug 29, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong field

Is there anyone here who doesn’t believe Nate would have nailed Lee at second on the “double”, or perhaps even have caught the ball before it dropped? I wouldn’t mind Beltran at a reasonable price in left but it’s not going to happen.

by NearestNorwich on Aug 28, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm happy to continue developing Nate's talent over losing Beltran.

Between the two, he’s clearly inferior on a one-at-bat basis, but we’d likely benefit more in the longterm.

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by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Continuing to develop Nate's talent?

Nate is 27 years old. He’s not a developing kid who will improve. He’s a fourth outfielder who will help off the bench. If you like him so much and think he’s better than that, you can wait for 2013 when Huff is gone and Belt moves to first. He can play the OF with Beltran and Brown.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have no problem with that.

Once we actually gave him consecutive starts, he started, you know, hitting.

Got into a slump and injured shortly afterward, so I guess we could argue SSS all day, but he’s gotta be faster in the outfield than Beltran, and less breakable as a younger player. There are surely better options within or without the Giants system, but dollar for dollar, I would take Nate over Beltran.

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by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d take Beltran over Nate if the alternative is them deciding not to sign anyone at all.

but if Beltran being re-signed were hypothetically blocking a Reyes signing, then I’d be against it. In all honesty, I’d like to sign a real leadoff hitter in the offseason- be it Reyes or a 1-2 year deal until Brown is ready.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

The lift Reyes would provide over any other SS options is much more than the lift Beltran provides over Nate

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by Goofus on Aug 29, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nate would be great

as a 7 hitter in a hypothetical lineup with Crawford at SS and good hitters everywhere else. hahahahahaha

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by natteringnabob on Aug 29, 2011 6:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Posey is definitely a huge upgrade over two replacement level catchers

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He was my friend you jerk.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 6:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Posey is probably a 4 win upgrade over the Whiteside/Stewart suckfest. Sanchez is probably a 2 win upgrade over the Keppinger/Cabrera/why is Burriss sinkhole at 2nd. That’s a big difference.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Sanchez can stay healthy for a full season at this point. Maybe a 1.0-1.5 win upgrade.

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I think you’re really underestimating how bad Burriss is.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he that much better than Keppinger, though? He’s worth keeping around. I mean, he doesn’t have that much worth, but he’s not near-worthless like Burriss.

by Every6thDay on Aug 28, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He may not be that much better than Keppinger. Somewhat depends on how you rate his D. Although, it’s probably worth noting that even having Keppinger for an entire year removes the problem of Manny B.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes

I wonder who would win in a footrace between Keppinger and Bengie Molina.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 28, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems to me that Kepp's issue is more about agility than actual speed.

I trust him to turn a double into a triple running the bases more than I do Molina.

But get something just at the rim of their reach, and I expect them both to miss.

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by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez is not a major upgrade over Keppinger

He might be ten runs better with the glove, but the bat is basically the same.

by taliesin on Aug 28, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ten runs is a major upgrade

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by josematan on Aug 28, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's one win.

It’s an upgrade, but one win very rarely makes a difference.

by taliesin on Aug 28, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

ask the '93 Giants

about the importance of one win

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2010 Padres say hi.

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by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

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by rcleverly on Aug 28, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

So sweet

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Hard to believe that purple line is likely playoff bound this year.

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by norcalnick on Aug 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their bullpen was really, really bad last year.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by natteringnabob on Aug 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really bad

doesn’t even quite cover it. I think I might have causually glanced at about five games in the second half last year… and I’ve been a die-hard fan since 2001

No more rec

by imstillhungry95 on Aug 28, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least it wasn’t 2004, right?

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by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

1991 Dodgers would also like to make your acquaintance.

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by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 28, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, I’m factoring in all combined people that we’ve had play 2nd. And Manny B is unbelievably bad.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, barring any important free agent signings, the lineup next year should look something like this:

Torres CF
Sanchez 2B
Sandoval 3B
Posey C
Belt LF
Schierholtz RF
Huff 1B
Fontenot SS
Pitcher

Is it good? Eh. Could it potentially be league-average? Probably.

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potential is a dangerous word.

by Bar None on Aug 28, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

could be

but I have very little confidence in Torres at this point. We’ll see if he can turn it on the rest of the way, but 2010 is looking like a huge fluke and if he doesn’t improve the rest of the way this year, the Giants seriously need to look at upgrading the position.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Giants don't either

panic signings incoming.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 28, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really doubt it

I don’t think a guy who walks 3% of the time in AA at age 23 is ever likely to be a good major league player.

by taliesin on Aug 28, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't just say 2010 was a fluke

Because he had a good 2009, and very good 2008 and 2007 in the minors.

by GiantPain on Aug 28, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s safe to say 2010 won’t be repeated though, but I don’t think fluke is the right word.

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by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was Beltran-Lite in 2010. I think he still has it in him, but finding it again will be tough. He didn’t have any pressure when Andres became ANDRES. IMO he was pressure-cooked.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, Fontenot isn’t a starting SS and won’t be next year. It’d be Crawford before Fontenot.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keppinger is under control for next season. I had posted this before:

Brown CF (midseason call up)
Keppinger 3B
Sandoval 3B
Posey C
Belt LF
Nate RF
Sanchez 2B
Crawford SS

Fontenot is not under team control. A lot question regarding this lineup.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 28, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops, ment Pablo at first base.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 28, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

one less question

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Giants can upgrade any position in free agency — including first base and catcher — then they should absolutely upgrade. There is nothing set in stone with the offense.

by Every6thDay on Aug 28, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can Keppinger play 3rd?

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by norcalnick on Aug 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

BR says he played it 67 times in 2009 for the Astros. Sanchez primarily played it in 2006 when he won a batting championship. I’d prefer Sanchez at 2B because he has better range. If Pablo stays at 3rd, someone has to sit.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 28, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

But...Cabrera!?

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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm at the point

where I’m thinking “Good job guys, you scored 3 runs, and almost a 4th today. Well fought.”

So yea, I’m not too convinced that this group of Giants is going to the Playoffs. I mean if they do, I’ll be ecstatic. Just not expecting it.

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by Kestrel76 on Aug 28, 2011 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

My inexplicable Rowand HR streak in games I attend ends at 6 games. I fully expected him to hit a bomb to win it.

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by NuschlerFace on Aug 28, 2011 5:06 PM PDT via iPhone app reply actions  

Yeah, I’m a little surprise Carpenter threw a fastball anywhere near the plate.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh and then there's this

 Norris had posted a 5.33 ERA and 1.74 WHIP over his last five starts.

Before the Giants of course.

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by Kestrel76 on Aug 28, 2011 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me?

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by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 28, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

walks

they registered two Base on Balls in that game – both by Sandoval.

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by MrUnderhill on Aug 28, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

In 2009, Sandoval lead the team in walks.

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by jcb9 on Aug 28, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer to remember 2010

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by MrUnderhill on Aug 28, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please

“led”

I cannot seem to read through this particular error.

by taliesin on Aug 28, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason I always fuck that one up when I’m writing too quickly to think it through. I humbly apologize.

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by jcb9 on Aug 28, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s probably because it’s gotten into the actual print world lately.

I certainly remember the first time I saw it in a newspaper….

(Also, newspaper independent, another reason to believe that Yahoo! does not employ copy-editors.)

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

And one was IBB, right?

by Hyoton on Aug 28, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point

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by MrUnderhill on Aug 28, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

fun with Aaron Rowand splits

Not including today:

Last 7 days: .000 / .000 / .000
Last 14 days: .063 / .063 / .063
Last 28 days: .163 / .163 / .184
Since the All-Star Break: .210 / .210 / .358
2 Outs, RISP: .172 / .294 / .207 (weirdly “high” OBP is due to 3 HBP and 1 IBB)
Late & Close: .247 / .267 / .301

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by jcb9 on Aug 28, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

after a loss like this

the only thing that could cheer me up is an outright release of the Gamer

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by MrUnderhill on Aug 28, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

further empirical evidence

that Rowand is an expensive turd

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by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Disclaimer: "fun" is not actually fun

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by jcb9 on Aug 28, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

So, Blowand hasn’t gotten on base via any other method than the base hit since the ASB?

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 28, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather keep Clayton Tanner in AA.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's almost llike

the more he plays, the larger the sample size gets and the more the suck shines through.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 28, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not "almost like"

It is.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

just as expected

beltran comes in plays with no heart/plays terribly, then misses 13 games due to some fluke/pussy injury, and then when the giants playoff hopes are slim he starts to play better in order to get more money in free agency…smh

also zach wheelers line for the Mets 2-2 2.16 era 1.120 WHIP 1.8 BB/9 9.4 SO/9 5.20 SO/BB 0 HRs in 25 innings

by sf_cutty on Aug 28, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

More money than what, though?

Than he would have gotten if he hadn’t turned it around, or than he would have gotten before he became a Giant?

Seems to me if a player could choose when to play well for contractual purposes, he’d have chosen to play well all the way from 7/31 to 10/1 so as to say “World Series ring, bitches, pay up.”

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 28, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

smh at use of smh

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

/slaps knee

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahha
just as expected

My adopted son, Brandon Crawford. Dude hits grand slams and plays defense.

by josematan on Aug 28, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha
plays with no heart

I didn’t even …. we really should get him one of those. That’s quite a handicap.

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by drdata24 on Aug 28, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

so you’re not happy if he plays bad, plays well, or doesn’t play at all. you’re tough to please.

by shmolex on Aug 28, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zack

And why wouldn’t he start playing good from the start, for free agency? I mean, that’s just the tip of the berg. But yeah.

by Hyoton on Aug 28, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Beltran is playing bad on purpose. I can’t explain that.

by Hyoton on Aug 28, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He bought derivative contracts linked inversely to his batting average.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 28, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick! Call the SEC and check all purchases of Beltran put options. Times, dates, and compare with his on field performance!

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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is either great sarchasm or frighteningly stupid. Still debating.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

why does beltran seem to not play with passion

i know hes amazingly talented but he doesn’t care. even when we won the walkoff yesterday he wasnt that excited. blah blah blah

by ksab24 on Aug 28, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahahahahahahahahaha

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

outside of Panda, Derosa and Keppinger

who is?

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by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i feel you

thats why i love the younger players, they play with heart even if its a ball grounded to short they are sprinting towards 1B

by sf_cutty on Aug 28, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, guys like Belt always hustle!

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by thehavenot on Aug 28, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like

the Astros

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by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

that horse should be left alone

by Artimus Clyde on Aug 28, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You'll give the same criticism to Buster when he's back right?

I don’t see him being overly emotional from game to game, just a level-headed professional, which is how I’d define Beltran as well.

by otis29 on Aug 28, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i guess that's true

but with Buster, i get the sense that his personality/demeanor fits more with this bunch than Carlos’ personality/demeanor

by ksab24 on Aug 28, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most of these guys are the same guys as last year

They couldn’t hit before Beltran arrived, they can’t hit now.

Beltran’s not the problem, and if anything he’s starting to show what he can do with the bat. I’d blame the defensive miscues (such as Cabrera’s today and Huff’s yesterday) than some ephemeral “attitude” issue with Beltran.

by otis29 on Aug 28, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

youre right

im just whiny cuz were losing

by ksab24 on Aug 28, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel ya

I prefer to whine about Cabrera’s presence on the roster and Rowand’s presence in the batter’s box EVER.

I just wish Torres, Panda and Beltran could get somewhat hot at the same time. That group could carry this offense – or carry it enough to allow the pitching to do its thing.

by otis29 on Aug 28, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely

but unless some miracle move happens, we’re gonna inevitably have holes in our lineup at SS and C because everyone who plays those positions on our roster suck. it sucks that we wont be able to get our top 8 batters in the lineup at any time

by ksab24 on Aug 28, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is why targeting Beltran was silly.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getting Carlos Beltran was a great move and one they had to do to make the playoffs. The fact that it hasn’t worked out so far is just the way it goes sometimes. It was still the right move. Maybe it’s payback for winning it all last year, when all the moves Sabean made paid off, even the dumb ones.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really wish that they’d been able to finagle a real SS or C from somewhere. The OF was really the one place where we were sort of holding it together.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is my beef too.

the upgrade from, say, Nate/Ross to Beltran was nowhere near as large as the upgrade from Whiteside/Stewart to Napoli or Tejada/Cabrera to Reyes would have been. Bigger black holes to fill…

not sure if Napoli could have been had for Wheeler, but still… he didn’t upgrade in the right places.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed that it was a good acquisition. And that other changes didn’t work well.

Sigh. Wait until next month.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 28, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Napoli has been given away for practically nothing this year. I don’t know why but I’m sure we could have gotten him for a B prospect.

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by sanfrankid on Aug 28, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Jays originally traded him, right? I’m sure Texas has realized his value by now.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Texas never would’ve traded him. I was just reading how they had to DH him yesterday because he had caught too many games in a row and was exhausted. He’s an important player on that team, and a contender doesn’t unload players like that at the deadline.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 29, 2011 5:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

/slaps knee

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the meantime

Arizona’s SP now leads the NL with 17 wins

by Ian A on Aug 28, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Good newz

We finished 3-4 vs. the Astros for the year.

The B-J’s and the Nats also had losing records at 1-2. We are not alone in patheticness.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Aug 28, 2011 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

One of the suckiest things about that game was that

the most pivotal failure in the game came about seemingly because of Belt’s patience at the plate (first and last strike were looking during his K with two on in the eleventh).

The Giants braintrust purportedly think that Belt’s patience at the plate is a problem. I, and I think many here, think it’s one of the teams few current offensive pluses.

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by SnowLeopard on Aug 28, 2011 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

When Belt finds the balance between patience/aggressiveness

Wow

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by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a brite spot until he gets to two strikes

He needs to adjust his approach. Easier said than done. Nate finally started showing an ability to adjust with two strikes this year

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 29, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

There's nothing left to say

The offense sucks. It sucks and it is apparently in a funk (no offense can be as bad as this one has the last few weeks, not even the Giants).

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by thehavenot on Aug 28, 2011 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

rosterbation

2B Keppinger
LF Belt
1B Berkman
3B Sandoval
RF Beltran
SS Cabrera
CFTorres
C Whiteside

make it so

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by MrUnderhill on Aug 28, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Berkman?

You’ve rosterbated yourself blind.

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by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

and my mom walked too

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by MrUnderhill on Aug 28, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, get her in the lineup, then!

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 28, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

great eye, my ma

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by MrUnderhill on Aug 28, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Whiteside

Golden sombrero. Makes this lineup DOA.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 28, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah, that must have been brutal

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was ten years old. "Brutal" doesn't really begin to cover it.

I’ve held a grudge against the Astros ever since. I rooted for the White Sox in the World Series against them not because I gave a shit about the White Sox not having won a World Series since the Great War, but because fuck the Astros.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 28, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

What? You expected them to all of a sudden decide to stop sucking?

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 29, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

What the heck happened to Jonathan Sanchez?
"He’s still not making the progress we’d hoped. He hasn’t thrown at all. He’s a ways away," Bochy said. "The way it’s going, it could be a close call between he and Buster (Posey)."

It sounds as if Bochy means in the context of how much time is left in the season – if he’s not back in the next four weeks, he won’t be back before spring, at which point it’s who gets there first.

Or is he really that broken?

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 28, 2011 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo really did wax his eyebrows.

What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?

by hilarie on Aug 28, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

So did Torres, based on TV interview tonight. Exact same waxing.

Early in or just before the last month of last season a girlfriend ran into Pablo and Andres at the Stonestown mall cafeteria or whatever (I’ve lived in SF all my life but know nothing of the Stonestown mall). They were reticent, understandably, since having strangers approach you is at the very least quite trying and intrusive and professionally things weren’t going that well at that time. Pablo agreed to a picture with them. Andres, meanwhile, fled up an escalator as soon as the family made obvious signs of recognition and approached. According to my friend he had a “terrified” look on his face and just took off.

What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?

by hilarie on Aug 28, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY FRAT BROTHER AND EMMA WATSON

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 29, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was just coming here to post about this

The GF and I were discussing this at the bar. I opined that he must have got Jonathan Sanchez’s eyebrow man. Same form. The GF said he looked like a very handsome Latina.

by taliesin on Aug 28, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both attractive Latinas.

Who are very, very good at the highest caliber professional baseball. Me not a fan of the waxed eyebrows, but good baseball players I like.

What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?

by hilarie on Aug 28, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a fan. I don’t mind interrupting the unibrow, but anything more de-masculinizes the man.

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by can of corn on Aug 28, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Wells and his 5.53 ERA

equals 7IP 2H 1ER

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by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf?

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Cubs-fan-takes-header-loses-chunk-of-hair-reac?urn=mlb-wp17356

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by DJ Tofu on Aug 28, 2011 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh. I read that and did not think of hair plugs.

by Bar None on Aug 28, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

toddlers are getting toupees now??

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by DJ Tofu on Aug 28, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely a hair-raising tale!! LOL

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That line drive had hair on it!

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 29, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure what bothers me more:

WS bandwagoners, or “WTH is wrong with the Giants?”- angry “fans.”

Perhaps they’re the same thing?

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

So, wait

If people are angry at the Giants current performance, they aren’t fans?

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by thehavenot on Aug 28, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not what I'm saying at all.

Just noticing a lot of new names around here throwing around rage without much supporting facts for alternatives.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, okay

I LOVE YOU BASEBALL GODS!!!!!
Welcome to my new adopted Giant, Carlos Beltran. Well, actually, you're more like a foreign exchange student staying at my house for the summer. Regardless, win us a world series!

by thehavenot on Aug 28, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, owlcroft can only stay current on a finite number of sockpuppets. The rest of us can only muddle along.

by Bar None on Aug 28, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, but the number of people who "knew" about all of our biggest mistakes this year are getting annoying.

And again, it’s one thing to hear it from speckops/owlcroft/jprony, etc.

It’s quite another when it’s from considerably newer screen names.

/puts on wannabe hipster glasses, sits in corner, sees that nobody cares, and offers to buy 49er16 a drink.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

see sig

funny how the bandwagon is getting quiet. Wouldn’t it be nice to have it overloaded with newbies elated at a 10-game winning streak to get ready for the playoffs?

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by natteringnabob on Aug 28, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, now that I took a few hours to calm down, I suppose almost all of us were on a bandwagon at some point.

I guess a bandwagon fan is only shitty if they don’t stay on, right? Can’t always fault people for when they fall in love with something; it’s only going to suck if they don’t continue.

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by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

and

I think it’s totally unrealistic to expect people to get excited about baseball teams featuring people like Ryan Klesko and Michael Tucker.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 29, 2011 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no problem with fans falling in love with the 2010 Giants

It’s when they suddenly become “experts” after following a team for half a season last year that drives me nuts.

There were a lot of idiots sitting around me at the game yesterday and I wanted to slap them all. Cain throws an 0-2 slider low and out of the zone and the idiot next to me yells, “C’mon Cain, you’re overthrowing!”

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by Goofus on Aug 29, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, he may have always been that dumb.

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Before going to a Giants-Phillies game earlier this year, I was in line at the dugout store in front of two guys who spent what seemed like several minutes riffing on how hilarious it was that someone might want to buy a Mike Fontenot jersey….both of them mispronouncing his name every time.

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by jcb9 on Aug 29, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

The saddest part of all was Mike Fontenot standing behind them the whole time, tears streaming down his face.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 29, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry man. Didn’t see you back there.

by Hyoton on Aug 29, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry man. Didn’t see you back down there.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

We know you did, you don’t hide it well

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by Nivek5150 on Aug 29, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

If I’d been drinking milk, it would have flown out my nose

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by Goofus on Aug 29, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re not Americans,

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by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

True. We called it torture for a reason, but it was much more "celebrated" from September on.

Perhaps now they’re figuring out what we meant.

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by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been posting here for several years

and the only names I really recognize are most of the mods.

I think there are things that have legitimately bothered some people for years—the catching situation with Molina and then Whiteside, the whole signing dead veterans and not developing any hitters mantra, etc. Much of that was forgotten/forgiven after last year but now it is coming back with a vengence.

by joe t on Aug 28, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

While I do not disagree with anything you list here,

I do not agree with your pigeonholing of Whiteside in the GDT. Sure, he’s not great, but it seemed to me that you were milking hindsight a bit unfairly.

If I had known three years ago that Posey would come up, be great, and then be horribly injured, would I have signed Whiteside? Likely not. But who has that kind of knowledge? There was still the seemingly un-removeable Molina to deal with, and that’s where pretty much everyone’s attention was focused.

When Whiteside was signed, nobody was turning cartwheels, but it’s not like there was a general consensus of him being the ultimate turd-in-a-basket-WTF-is-Sabean-thinking, either.

And, for the record, I wasn’t calling you out individually with my initial comment here. I’m man enough to tell you if I think you’re full of shit (which I don’t) rather than passive-aggressively lumping you into a comment. I’m sorry if it came out that way.

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by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't think you were doing that

that said, I’ve never liked Whiteside and I could never figure out why he was on the team.

Reasonable minds can agree to disagree.

by joe t on Aug 28, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good.

Looking to the future, I’d certainly be open to other backups for Posey…not sure what else is out there, but Whitey has proven he’s best in small doses.

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by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say Whitey has proven he’s best in no doses.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 28, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would be my comment as well

It really does prove that the easiest route to the majors is at the catcher position.

by nofreetime on Aug 29, 2011 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is possible that in September they could resemble a baseball team and not just pitching.

Torres could be ok again. Beltran could achieve career norms. Belt could continue his slow upward arc. Huff could continue his August attempt to achieve nearly respectable offense and get moved to LF / bench. Ross could streak. Bochy could have a seizure and go rational and start Fontenot at SS as best available of bad options. Sabean could have the same seizure and release Tejada, Cabrera, and Rowand. DeRosa could prove himself to be kind of a Kleppinger clone, steady singles hitter and ok fielder.

If all these things happen the Giants could achieve average offense during September, which could get them tied or better with ARI.

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by hilarie on Aug 28, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is my sincere hope

if the Giants achieve average offensive production, they’ll be back in the World Series

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by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

While this is mathematically possible, there are too many variables that kick my optimism in the nuts.

As usual, it’s a situation where I’d love to be wrong, but I’m sure tired of watching these kinds of games.

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by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

very tired…and I think that’s because we’ve been watching “these kind of games” for a long long time. It’s been awhile since the Giants had a consistently good offense.

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by Merope on Aug 28, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching other teams, like the Phillies or thinking about the early ‘00 teams makes me sad because I can remember what it’s like when three run home runs are possible or four run innings or that feeling that no matter, this team is never out of it because of their offense.

To have something like that again….

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 28, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any semblence of an offense would be welcome

At this point, if the other team goes up so much as one run I feel like the game is over

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by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Also, this year brings back the last six, minus the WS win, when the Giants were utterly boring at best and reminded you of your most personally embarrassing failure moment regularly. I am not one of those Obsessive Giants Compulsive types who forget the utter Houstonian crap this team has fielded. The tragedy is the pitching: front office incompetence is driving them away — and they have stripped the minors of future pitching talent. Honestly, Dick Tidrow as GM would have the sense to acquire somebody who can scout and acquire offense. And game management.

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by hilarie on Aug 28, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

honestly, the part where Sabean just releases a bunch of guys

like Tejada and Rowand (especially Rowand) is the part that would give me encouragement, but I doubt it is going to happen.

With that said, baseball is a funny game. It might just take Torres getting hot to get the team going.

by joe t on Aug 28, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

no way that happens

with the players currently on the roster

by bernardking on Aug 28, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

WS bandwagoners are way worse

"WTH is wrong with the Giants?" is a perfectly acceptable question

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by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we need to give up a few more grand slams first,

but I see your point.

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by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can only think of three possibilities here.

1) You define bandwagon as ‘folks who became fans after the team moved to California,’ in which case all the Giants fans are bandwagoners.
2) You’re implying that without the WS bandwagon fans, the Phone Booth would be empty because the team has no ‘real’ fans.
3) Chasm and I’m dangerously close to falling in.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 28, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I'm saying is that every team has a small core of committed fans who will always be there

The A’s have that, and nothing more. The Giants, on the other hand, have a good park and a good team. The fans who show up for that make the difference.

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by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

but the fans at the Phone Booth have become really good fans— as good as any— and it’s kind of nice to hear them still out there and still cheering the team on. And, hell, it could be even nice to be blissfully unaware of just how awful Rowand is so the blood pressure doesn’t go up everytime he plays

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 28, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would rec this

a billion times if I could.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 28, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever his condition, I’m sure he’s making a delightful beef bourguignon.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 28, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a polite joke aimed at Mr. Ethier’s reputation as a foodie.

And it’s pronounced “beef bore-zhin-YOHN.”

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 28, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had no idea Monsieur Ethier was a gourmet.

Especially given his partnership with Farmer John to raise food for the LA-area food banks. I mean, that’s not really my idea of ‘food,’ you know?

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 28, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I’ll add to Natto’s link with this piece from the Wall Street Journal about Andre’s love of food. It’s one of things I like about him. Don’t tell Alex Lewis.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 28, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough, but there are enough foodies on this site that we'd almost welcome him if he signed with the Giants!

/sees Ethier’s batting stats, begins work on “Welcome!” sign

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by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Psh.

He’ll fit right in!

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by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it would explain quite a bit.

I’d have to beat his ass for destroying my team, but that’s an entirely different hypothetical situation altogether.

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by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand. Am I being blamed for Giants injuries, or Dodgers injuries?

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 28, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants, presumably.

I’m only saying that Ethier’s a little fragile, and proximity to you probably would probably exacerbate that.

His implication was that that’s not any different from the Giants as currently constituted, which led me to wonder as to your role vis à vis the existing San Franciscan DL!

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 28, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

It’s a hard “g”. As a general rule, hard “g” before a “u,” “o,” or “a” en française.

by taliesin on Aug 28, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tish, I love it when you speak French.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 28, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I made a mistake!

Should be “en français.” Not sure why though. I was thinking “la langue française,” but for whatever reason when used without the noun it becomes masculine.

by taliesin on Aug 28, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

/chases nearby butterfly

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 28, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The language itself is masculine (like “espanol”) but “la langue” (“la lengua” en espanol) is feminine.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 28, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And in your sentence, “francaise” is an adjective.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 28, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Le nerd.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 29, 2011 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it really spelled like that?

In that case, it seems like it ought to be spelled bougignon.

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by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

bourgignon

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I see that taliesin already got there.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what any of that means, but I applaud your dedication.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 28, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to be reasonably fluent in written French, but fucked if I could spell half the words in the language without a dictionary.

My active command of the language is significantly more limited than it was 13 years ago, but I can still (mostly) understand it when I read it.

by DodgerFanInPackerLand on Aug 28, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a "u"

Bourguignon. Otherwise the adjectival form of “Bourgogne” would have a soft “g.”

by taliesin on Aug 28, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol France

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 28, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell is going on in Arlington?

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

alkie-hol?

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by Merope on Aug 28, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

So. Arizona, Phili, Atlanta and Milwaukee?

GO BREWERS

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by norcalnick on Aug 28, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

So
3 vs the Cubs
then
3 vs the Snakes
By the end of this week I guess we’ll know whether the season is over or not…

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by Merope on Aug 28, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank god

I’m sick of waiting to find out.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 28, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The D’backs do play the Rockies next…so if the Giants can get their shit together against the Cubs, we still have a chance /knows this won’t happen

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by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm very scared

No one is hitting. Beltran needs to find his power against Cubs. At least start stroking a few doubles. Since joining the Giants his hit a whopping two.

by rcleverly on Aug 28, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is already over

Look at it this way, unless the Giants sweep the DBacks, they at most gain 1 game.

The offensive woes have been around all year, however, earlier in the year they were winning all the one run games that they are now losing. It wasn’t hard to see this coming and unfortunately it also means that it probably isn’t just some funk that they will come out of.

by nofreetime on Aug 29, 2011 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

As I said upthread, catching the D'backs might not be likely, but nothing's over

I wish I had a dollar for everytime someone said it was over last year.

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by Goofus on Aug 29, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

for total accuracy

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by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

the thing is, their offense can’t be THIS bad. Today’s lineup was the best possible lineup and it’s even a fairly decent lineup all things considering yet once again, they couldn’t get it done. Which is why there’s probably a lot of people thinking the same thing because there’s too many guys who are good hitters now, were good hitters just a year ago, who are just sucking.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 28, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re missing crucial lineup protection from last year. Guy’s weaknesses are being exposed and exploited.

by rcleverly on Aug 28, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah!?!
the thing is, their offense can’t be THIS bad.

by Hyoton on Aug 28, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. It’s almost illogical how bad they are. How hard is it to hit a 2 run home run every once in awhile or string more than 2 hits together in an inning? The fact that it’s impossible for even that to happen is crazy. There are good hitters on this team right now

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 28, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

but they are not being aggressive enough!!!

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by Merope on Aug 28, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

More small ball!

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by natteringnabob on Aug 29, 2011 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is one, mayb two "good" hitters on the team. The rest are mediocre, and it's showing.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make that three good hitters

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay then

3 good hitters plus a few streaky guys which average out to mediocre and a black hole usually at 7, 8, and 9 unless Belt’s stuck at 7.

by Cap M on Aug 28, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it fair to say that the Giants are giving up 4-5 outs each time through the lineup?

It seems so to me, and the suckitude is loud and smelly.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's fair, having witnessed it today

I still think that Andres has shown enough spark that if he weren’t yanked out of the lineup every day, he could make a difference.

by Cap M on Aug 28, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo and Beltran are great hitters. Belt can be and Kepp’s pretty decent. That’s four players who deserve to be in a lineup. Throw in Huff and Torres, two players everybody still hopes can turn it around and Nate and you have the makings of a somewhat respectable lineup. Certainly better than the Astros or the ’09 team. And certainly better than a team that can struggles to score more than 2 a game

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 28, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff sure looks like he's taking pitches again

I mean, singles aren’t dingers, but they’re something.

by Cap M on Aug 28, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I consider them both very good, but not great (I know, Cholly) , and I agree with you on Belt and Kepp.

But how long do you hold out for a guy to “turn it around”? Will Rowand turn it around? Huff? Ross? My crystal ball is in the shop, so I have no idea, but to assume that they’ll improve this month or even next year is rolling some major dice, IMO.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand turn around to what?

The guy who sometimes hits .240 with some timely hitting to warrant spending half a season starting in the outfield basically derping whenever possible and just pissing me off personally?

by Cap M on Aug 28, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying to be gracious to him.

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"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he will return your grace

with being confused by his bat, stepping out of the box, and swinging it like it’s anatomically incorrect.

by Cap M on Aug 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda’s 127 wRC+ would be top 50 in the majors if he qualified. Beltran is somewhere in the top 25. Those strike me as great.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was mentally using like a top 20 cutoff for great, and I don't think top 50 is great, but this is all debatable

I give you Beltran as great, but Panda, at least for me stays very good. How do you rate Belt? Kepp?

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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m with GiantPain on his assessment of Kepp: good for the position, below average over all. Dunno about Belt. He’s still got K issues, but he’s raked at every level in the minors, so I’m sure he’ll be at least an average first baseman eventually. I guess I usually do my cutoffs in multiples of 30.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can someone explain to me why Ks are always taken into such great account?

I mean, I understand that you have to put the ball in play to have a chance for a hit, but as long as Belt is getting on base at a good clip, which he is, I don’t see why a high K rate would be much, if at all worse, than a pop-up rate.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 28, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please correct me if I'm wrong

But ultimately, as long as you’re putting the ball in play, you’re going to have a better chance at something happening than if you’re whiffing like a goober.

BBelt got a good enough swing that he’ll be grounding softly to 2nd in no time at all.

by Cap M on Aug 28, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're correct

And if he could somehow decrease that rate, it would be awesome.

But quotes like this:

Dunno about Belt. He’s still got K issues

Seem to insinuate that Belt won’t be or can’t be a productive hitter until he cuts down on his K rate, which is just untrue.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 28, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well with rookies you always have to be concerned as to whether or not pitchers can “figure them out.” I don’t think that’s the case with Belt, and still think he’ll be a really good hitter.

There’s still a nonzero chance that Belt may not be a very good hitter at the MLB level.

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by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much this. He’s got really good recognition of high/low/outside stuff, but the inside part of the plate is where he’s been hammered so far. And I’m pretty sure today’s backwards K on a curveball was right over the inner half of the plate. I’m pretty sure he’ll start covering that, but he really needs to be swinging at the inner-half-of-the-plate stuff or pitchers are just going to exploit it.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

See to me

This is the kind of thing he’d learn if he could see it consistently. As in… regularly in the lineup.

by Cap M on Aug 28, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also worry about him striking out a lot and Bochy thinking he should only play 4 or 5 days a week.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

I’d take 5 days at this point.

by Cap M on Aug 28, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like with any young player.

But he hasn’t really given me any reason to worry. His K% at the moment is 25.4. In AAA this year he posted a 22.2 K% and still OPSed just under 1.000.

It’s just part of his game.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 28, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here is a list of qualified players in the majors with a K% north of BB (currently at 26.6% after this game): Dunn, Stubbs, Reynolds, Olivo, Stanton, Kelly Johnson, Willingham, Howard, Pena, B.J. Upton, Austin Jackson, Fowler. Of those 12, 5 (Reynolds, Stanton, Willingham, Howard, and Pena) have wRC+ of >100. (Stubbs is right at 99.)

The commonality? They all have massive power, ISO > .200. So if you think that Belt’s minor league power will translate to the majors, then him K’ing north of 25% of the time isn’t an issue. But if he’s only ISO’ing .150 or so, then a K rate of 25% is a problem.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he’s ISO’ing .171 at the moment, and that’s about .05 below his lowest mark in the minors, so I would only expect that to rise as he matures. Meanwhile, his BB% is down quite a bit from his lowest mark in the minors, so I would expect that to rise at least a little.

I guess Ks are more indicative of a problem than I originally thought, but even if that rate doesn’t drop, he can be a good player.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 28, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 7 qualified guys who K>25% but <100 wRC+ have an unweighted average ISO of ~.150. Their unweighted average wRC+ is 85, which is better than Aubrey Huff’s wRC+ this year (81). Just food for thought.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

For future reference

Are you manually collecting all this info or are you using a site?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 28, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just usually Fangraphs. Averages are unweighted since I didn’t want to copy-paste everything into Excel (although they do have the option to export everything to Excel or CSV). I’m sure there’s a better way to do it, but for qnd purposes, it works.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

using*, not usually.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You used to be Fangraphs!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s true! Now I’m bbref!

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can do things. Hawt.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Belt will probably always have a high K rate, just due to his approach. He takes a lot of pitches. Because of that he walks a lot, and he also Ks looking more than the average player. With either one of those results, he sees a lot of pitches. There are many worse alternatives.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 28, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

in todays game ruled by pitch counts, a guy who strikes out and sees a ton of pitches might be more valuable than a guy who has a higher BA but hacks away

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well you don’t want either. But usually with a high K rate you’re going to have more trouble putting up a good batting average.

Lots of the guys that strike out the most are usually above average hitters, due to the fact that they typically walk a lot and/or have power (both of which Belt possess). But there is always a concern for guys that approach 30% K rates, because it means that they better be doing very well when they make contact.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or they need to compensate for it with high BB rates, which Belt has had in the minors (less so in the majors, but that will improve).

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 28, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really just seems like he needs to face ML pitching more

And get his recognition down, because his eye is already better than 90% of this team.

by Cap M on Aug 28, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe

I found his 10th inning at-bat tonight a bit dispiriting. To me it was obvious that the pitcher was not going to throw him anything but breaking balls (which he did). Nevertheless Belt was caught looking on a breaking ball. I felt he should have been expecting that pitch. That he didn’t makes me wonder about his thought process. Maybe he’s just been so good at recognizing pitches when he was at lower levels that he never had to guess before.

by taliesin on Aug 28, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

To me, it looked like he was too scared to swing and miss.

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by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was a pretty nasty breaking ball, though. He’s not the first hitter to get frozen on a big curveball on the inside part of the plate.

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

Don’t get me wrong. It was a good pitch. And I don’t know what was in his mind. Maybe he over-thought it and convinced himself that the pitcher wasn’t going to throw him another curveball. To me, though, it was going to be a curveball, and since I knew I felt he should have known.

by taliesin on Aug 28, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is known.gif

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Danke schön

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have it on my desktop

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahah. For instant gratification?

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

just in case they are needed

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You posted it so that we could all see.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the contrary, he couldn’t catch up to Norris’ fastball either. He had a rough day.

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by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt’s a 1B or a corner outfield. High K rates with high BB rates aren’t enough to make him a really good player. He needs the power and the plate discipline, which of course he’s shown, and thus why he’s already the third best hitter on the team.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

My point is that you can strike out a ton and still be a good or even great player.

In 2009, Ryan Howard struck out in 26.2% of PAs and still OPSed .931. Now Belt may not ever slug .571, but he can probably OBP over .360.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 28, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really doubt that Belt, even if his talent comes to fruition, will be a guy that hits 25+ HR’s, which will make it hard for him to balance striking out 20% of the time.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 28, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. To be a great hitter going forward, he either needs to cut down on the K’s, or he needs to keep/improve upon the power he displayed in the minors.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could see him being a 25 HR guy

especially in another park

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by Goofus on Aug 29, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Keppinger is a platoon bat with fairly weak defense.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 29, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I’m not saying they’ll turn it around, I’m just saying that they still have the potential too and if Huff and Torres start hitting, you have a real lineup. The original, point, though, is that we’re looking at a historically bad offense and I don’t know how this team is historically bad. Bad, yes. But this awful?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 28, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not understand why everyone seems to forget Kepp

A solid singles machine is basically what Freddy did plus having a nice glove.

by Cap M on Aug 28, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, I cannot tell you why, but I NEVER think of him. He hasn't made much of an impression on me, I guess.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't forget him

But he’s not a “good” hitter. He’s an OK hitter relative to his position. He’s a nice piece. But he’s solidly below average as a hitter.

by GiantPain on Aug 28, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

KBIU is more of the least problem than a solution

I mean, Freddy having an above average glove was important to his value.

by Hyoton on Aug 28, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy is a much better hitter than Kepp, methinks. When he’s not in the 2 hole giving away ABs to move runners over, Freddy is a solid hitter who seems to be able to hit any pitch. He’s good for a whole lot more XBH’s than Kepp, too

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

but it is THIS bad

and has been all year. All the smoke and mirror 1 run games that went their way earlier in the season are now going the other way.

by nofreetime on Aug 29, 2011 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

by the way

Frankie Pegs 3-4 with a double

by joe t on Aug 28, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

my effin' boy

Farm system outfield in two years. Pegs, Brown, and Great with Belt at 1b and Huff in Anaheim or Kansas City.

by rcleverly on Aug 28, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Praise all that is holy, I have internet again

Had to conduct an entire twitterdebate with Murph from KNBR on my phone. Not optimal!

by GiantPain on Aug 28, 2011 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh snap
knbrmurph Brian Murphy
@LoganDobson I’m fairly safe in knowledge you and I would not enjoy attending a game together. I loved Crawford’s glove!
1 hour ago

I think I would enjoy attending a game with you, though.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh well

What does Murph care about wins and losses. It’s about ratings, baby! And songs!

by rcleverly on Aug 28, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should accuse him of being un-patriotic

"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 28, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and despite the fact that none of you care:

This was the night when I started to think it’s more likely than not that the Giants won’t make the playoffs.

by GiantPain on Aug 28, 2011 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

welcome to the boredwagon

I take it you 86’d the trip to NY for the weekend?

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by natteringnabob on Aug 28, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just better to not be on the road during storms when you don’t have to be, IMO.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 28, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing you didn’t actually make that bet.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn’t even get him to agree to a gentleman’s bet!

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I was trying to give you an out since you didn’t want to use paypal or anything.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

EVEN MONEY NERBS!

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think the odds are 40%+

So I’d take 2-to-1 bets at this time.

by GiantPain on Aug 28, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah, woah. I got in on the ground floor (even money), and you told me you didn’t want to do Paypal. Would you actually place money on this?

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I started when the Giants couldn’t hit the Astros’ one-two punch of Sosa and Happ

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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in a state of acceptance

"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 28, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Buster Posey.

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by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

and freddy

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 28, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was SO GOOD

I can’t believe how much I took his ability to catch a damn ball for granted.

by rcleverly on Aug 28, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to my first game of the year today

I had a good time, but I had to explain to my friend why I spit out my drink when I saw Aaron Rowand pinch hitting.

by Cap M on Aug 28, 2011 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Question for all of you people who are dying inside like me

Is there really any point in playing whiteside over stewie at this point? I can’t imagine.

by Cap M on Aug 28, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside can hit a little.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Emphasis on little

It’s really not that much better to justify watching him bounce balls off his chest all day.

by Cap M on Aug 28, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm firmly in this camp.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

not to mention the fact every team knows they can run on him or the two or three passed balls he gives up a game. There’s a couple of games you could almost pin on him for doing something sucky at the worst possible moment.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 28, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stewart cannot hit at all. When Stewart is playing, it’s like having two pitchers in the lineup.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh.

ZiPS like ‘em about the same, actually. I’d rather play Stewart, all things considered.

by GiantPain on Aug 28, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure you were screaming about how much better Whiteside was from the rooftops a couple months ago.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No that was me, although it was most likely a joke since he was hitting better than our cleanup hitter at the time.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

To quote myself earier in the season

“If you could somehow combine Stewart’s defense with Whiteside’s offense, you’d still have a sh*tty catcher”

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 29, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. Stewart was a lot better than Whiteside in the minors, and the big-league sample is still small enough that the minor-league numbers matter.

But they both suck.

by Evan on Aug 28, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I bet if you normalize for expected BABIP, they’d have about the same lines.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

and running Cabrera, whitey and a pitcher in a row really makes a difference

We suck at producing runs anyway, better maximize our ability to not give them up.

Sure, it’s not the best long term solution, but I’d rather play all glove at the places that are going to suck anyway.

by Cap M on Aug 28, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just think the pitchers have enough things to worry about than their pitcher always being run on or letting balls go by him. I saw him cost Cain a run against the Phillies by letting a ball get by him and if I were Cain, I’d be furious. Of course, I’m not— he probably apologized to Eli afterwards for not throwing a pitch that was closer to his glove

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 28, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't mind the blocks

it’s the balls to the backstop and into CF that mean whitey gotta go.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 29, 2011 6:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

read that as

“I don’t mind the blacks”

Especially in conjunction with “whitey gotta go.”

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by jcb9 on Aug 29, 2011 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I lol'd

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 29, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, little is the operative word.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. I didn’t realize it, but Stewart’s OBP is significantly above his SLG.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eli Whiteside looks awful. He should work on his swing

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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Missing fastball after fastball right down the middle of the plate is something I don't want to see again.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was sitting here watching with Alex during that last strikeout, and we both were astonished at the fatness of those pitches he whiffed.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 28, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the ballgame and our group was wondering if it is possible that Eli’’s recent near concussion may have affected his early pitch recognition.

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by drdata24 on Aug 28, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, at least foul one straight back.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 28, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, his 11 swingthroughs (I think) count was pretty ridiculous.
But, after all, it IS in the Giants’ DNA.

"And you fueled and energized this group, all the way through the crazy month of September. And into what was an epic month of October, and what was one glorious day of November." - Kruk

by drdata24 on Aug 28, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, I’d prefer a platoon of Hector Sanchez and Chris Stewart to Eli Whiteside right now.

by WasabiTorture on Aug 28, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Don’t screw up his development. At the very least, he’s going to be our backup soon.

by Cap M on Aug 28, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hector Sanchez is not the answer. Hector Sanchez is not the answer. Hector Sanchez is not the answer. Hector Sanchez is not the answer. Hector Sanchez is not the answer. Hector Sanchez is not the answer. Hector Sanchez is not the answer. Hector Sanchez is not the answer. Hector Sanchez is not the answer. Hector Sanchez is not the answer. Hector Sanchez is not the answer. Hector Sanchez is not the answer. Hector Sanchez is not the answer. Hector Sanchez is not the answer. Hector Sanchez is not the answer. Hector Sanchez is not the answer. Hector Sanchez is not the answer. Hector Sanchez is not the answer. Hector Sanchez is not the answer. Hector Sanchez is not the answer.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I'm taking away from this. Hector Sanchez IT IS THEN! SETTLED!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey is the answer.

But he’s not around right now, is he?

by WasabiTorture on Aug 28, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if the question is, "I don't have any demolition equipment and I need someone to run into this wall to knock it down. Know anyone?"

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

What party is complete without that guy?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then the answer is Brandon Crawford.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just brought down the Borg.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

he looks about as good defensively as Whiteside and he’s hitting .315/.340 in AAA.

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I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don't need any .340 OBP guys around here!

We have Cabrera and Tejada and Whiteside, oh my

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

.340 is his SLG

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

So .315 is his OBP? or AVE?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well then, my original comment is still good!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve forgotten it. I’m bitter.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 28, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Folly has gone to bottle/drink wine. I also, but without the first part.

And I’ll have to leave soon to revise the precious syllabus for this year. It won’t change much. I’ll try to work in a “no whining” aspect to their grades. It’s not technically legal.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 28, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read "AVE"

and thought, “Who cares what his home address is?”

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 29, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL that is so pathetic

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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when Tejadas OPS was just points above .500?

I was SO rooting for it to fall into the .400s.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa’s is in the .400s. As is Bill Hall and Burriss.

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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good reasons to have each in SF come Sept. 1. Pennant drive, here we come!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Baseball: Together We’re Not Replacement-Level

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 29, 2011 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gee… you think Bill Hall will be a September call up?

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by Merope on Aug 28, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT HE’S MASHING IN AAA

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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He, Cody Ransom, Willy Mo Pena, and a few others

are like a super powered super hero team that only basically fights elementary school bullies.

by Cap M on Aug 28, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DON’T CARE WHAT HE’S DOING TO POTATOES!!!!! SEPTEMBER CALL UPS ARE FOR SEEING FUTURE PLAYERS NOT CURRENT HAS BEENS!!!!!!

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by Merope on Aug 28, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You act like Bill Hall won’t be a part of the future.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good kid, reasonable grit

Might make it to the majors as a project in 5 years.

by Cap M on Aug 28, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

His everything!!!

by Hyoton on Aug 28, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully the blood we've offered to the Baseball Gods

Will be enough to quench their bloodlust

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by DFARowand on Aug 28, 2011 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Combined they'r worth 7 falafel, a small greek salad and a soft drink.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm watching 2012

I don’t know why I am doing this to myself.

by Hyoton on Aug 28, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That movie was so bad I watched the entire thing, just to see if it got the slightest bit decent. Nope.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That movie had one of the most preposterous plot points I've ever seen

The sea covering the Himalayas.

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by thehavenot on Aug 28, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow this movie was bad

There was literally nothing redeeming about this movie. Nothing!

by Hyoton on Aug 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad I didn’t go see it

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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best comedy of last year.

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Positives from this game:
Rowand and Whiteside striking out on three pitches. If you’re going to strike out, do it quickly so we don’t have do watch your at bats.

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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Positive from at the game

I’m pretty sure any of the dog caricatures from the pregame show could play better at short than any of our current options

by Cap M on Aug 28, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh btw

Aren’t you just so happy that Tejada pinch hit a really shitty bunt? Wasn’t that so worth going back to the bullpen?

by Cap M on Aug 28, 2011 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Watched three episodes of Season 3 last night.

I like that half the lead characters are bald guys over 40.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 28, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was our “Ishikawa game” of 2011.

by WasabiTorture on Aug 28, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

That's not a fair comparison

The Ishikawa game would have ended in a Giants win if the blown call had been made correctly. In this case, a) it’s not clear that the call was actually wrong and b) even if DeRosa had been called safe, we can’t assume that Beltran would still have gotten the hit in the next AB.

by taliesin on Aug 28, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep
The Giants tick me off.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

this

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 28, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, winning the WS has made things harder for me as a Giants fan

Their performance is like a hygiene factor now; I expect them to be good, and when they’re not, I’m unhappy. When they’re good, I just think, “that’s right fuckers, you’re supposed to win,” and the satisfaction to dissatisfaction ratio is low.
 
/spoiled and ungrateful

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just hurts when there are clearly fixable things

At least that’s the way it’s been for me. Also, why Affeldt? Did Javi Lopez stop being amazing or something?

by Cap M on Aug 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, you mean I’m supposed to be clean?!

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, you are. I went through 40 years of denial and frustration before last year’s dessert. As I said at the time, I selfishly felt like it was all for me.

And some others, I guess. But let’s not be gluttons.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 28, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed . . .

 . . . there’s nothing like NOW.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 28, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want a Nixon era Whip Inflation NOW button. Now.

by wcw on Aug 28, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm out for a while. Gotta bottle some wine and drink some in the process. With luck I'll be able to find my computer later.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

On a brighter note

I just beat Deus Ex. Two thumbs up

"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 28, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Missed the game today

I consider myself the lucky one.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU (AGAIN) [now with theme song]

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by can of corn on Aug 28, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

(;_;)

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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

Went to a museum instead, and never even bothered to check the score until I left and the game was over. A little less excruciating.

I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.

by Tay on Aug 28, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got your chapstick right here!

/grabs crotch

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

Now it’s ruined.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

shift-A

This season reminds me of a Richard Hell quote about maybe the Neon Boys, where he says he knew they were getting good because the audiences would be like motorists driving past a car wreck, unable to look away, agape.

That’s how I feel every time I see a box score.

I can’t watch the games any more.

by wcw on Aug 28, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

At least we have a lot of shitty options to choose from!

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

glad I missed but didn’t miss the game.

Looks like this one is over- We were 1 game out 6 days ago, and while we played 6 games at home vs last place teams, we actually lost 3 games in the standings.

I’m just at a loss as to what exactly happened that caused this massive slide. Sure, we have “excuses” with all the injuries, but we were still hanging tough without Posey and Franchez. It wasn’t Beltran, either. But something happened to this team that shook their confidence so deeply that it ruined the season.

huh. I suppose I’m more disappointed that they had it and they’ve blown it. Sure ain’t easy to lose 9 games in the standings within a month.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

They lost their passion.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Aug 28, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

And heart.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You gotta have heaaaaaaart
Miles and miles and miles of heart

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

They're shitty.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 6:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

my other thought is that we are getting real close to the pitchers hitting FA, and they need to have a good offense in 2012 if they plan on re-signing Cain and Timmeh, yknow, show the pitchers the team is committed to providing them with run support.

What do you do? Freddy and Buster are still iffy in terms of repeating past performances due to returning from injuries, while Torres and Huff are iffy due to big-time drops in performance. Nate could be iffy as a starting RF because we don’t know whether this year was a fluke, and while Belt is good, he’s still a rookie who will need an adjustment period.

In short, there’s nothing even remotely close to guaranteed production from the position players, save Pablo. They need known quantities, and if it means trading a pitcher for a very good young hitter, I just might do it. It’s fine to have a pitching-heavy team, but it needs to be a little more balanced than “literally best pitching, literally worst hitting”

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

you know what, forget it.

I don’t want to talk about how Sabean will fuck up the offseason with veteran dumpster diving signings.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

was the reason to get a real SS last offseason and a C at the end of May.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 29, 2011 6:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

So

Any help on the way via the waiver wire?

"With a guy like that, you have six beers, pass out, come to the park and hit."

by deuce deuce on Aug 28, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

We could’ve had Lance Berkman

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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, for Brandon Belt.

no way was STL giving him up for anything less.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt they would’ve held onto him for anything but Belt.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

most assuredly. putting Berkman out there was taking a shot at fleecing a very desperate team.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He cleared waivers. I’m not sure what that means, but we might have gotten him for less.

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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That means nobody claimed him. Doesn’t mean anything with regards to Cardinals’ appetite.

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by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still, that says something about his trade value. The Cards would probably give him up for less.

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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's no way in hell his upgrade in value over what we have

is worth our future. If we’re going to make a painful trade to try and save this season for a reasonable upgrade, it’s gotta be ramon hernandez

by Cap M on Aug 28, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ramon Hernandez was pulled back by the Reds. It’s over with him.

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by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

??? Can you explain?

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by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't understand why he cleared waivers

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

my guess would be that teams passed up on him hoping teams ahead of them would claim him and shell out half their farm system for a 1 month rental.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s usually not how waiver trades work

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be a business decision. Pass up on him, and hope the better teams weaken themselves for the future by trading top prospects for a 1 month rental.

I wouldn’t have been upset if the Giants didn’t claim him and the DBacks did, then handed over someone like Goldschmidt for 1 month of Berkman.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not how waiver trades usually work, you’re right, but this late in the season, that’d be my best guess.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goldschmidt would have to clear waivers to be traded for Berkman

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhhhhhh I didn’t think about that.

There's a First for Everything:
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by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s a visionary. It’s why she will be the chosen one to lead the revolution when the time comes.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jponry for Mod in the North!

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

because that turned out so well!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah. I figured we could rewrite the ending to avoid certain cardinal events.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

pssst

keep your wolf with you.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 29, 2011 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now is the time. Considering the mob is pissed off at everything.

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by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you don’t have to clear prospects who aren’t on the 40 man, but that’s it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if you can PTBNL shenanigan things

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you know if he’d only have to clear up to the Cardinals? I.e. the Giants could’ve blocked a hypothetical Berkman-Goldschmidt trade by claiming Berkman but not by claiming Goldschmidt as the return piece since they have a lower priority than the Cardinals?

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goldschmidt was just for lack of a better name.

a bunch of minor league prospects could work then, right? or would even they have to clear waivers?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe you can trade prospects who aren’t on the 40 man roster without them having to clear waivers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

so in theory, my idea could have worked.

but now it’s gotten so complicated that I doubt that’s what any GMs were trying to do.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt wouldn’t have made it through waivers.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched Brooklyn’s Finest before the game, great movie a little depressing at the end. Then I watched the game, great game very depressing at the end.

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 28, 2011 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

not sure about the game, but that scene where dude gets beaten down with baseball bats at the end while screaming “tell my kids I love them” is pretty gnarly.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

or wait am I thinking of a different movie?

one I’m thinking of had Colin Farrell, Edward Norton?

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don Chedel and Richard Gear were in this one, different movie.

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 28, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking of Pride and Glory

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

havnt watched that one yet but it sounds like I should

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 28, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

…if you like seeing cops beaten to death by angry mobs with baseball bats.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m always surprised when there are Richard Gere movies that aren’t bad remakes of Japanese movies.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Internal Affairs was pretty good.

by taliesin on Aug 29, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait for his remake of Ran.

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by Natto on Aug 29, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s only a matter of time before he does his own adaptation of The Girl Who Leapt Through Time.

The Gere Who Leapt Through Time?

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by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

My Neighbor Richard

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by Natto on Aug 29, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

first time I watched it, not sure why it took so long to discover it but Im glad I did

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by kb2011sfg on Aug 28, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The theater near my house is showing American Graffiti next weekend. I think I’ll go watch it.

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by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

That does sound interestin.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is an amazing document. Plus, it apparently caused the Beatles.

by wcw on Aug 28, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was shocked at Richard Dreyfus’ appearance in this movie. Both the fact that he was playing a teenager at like, 30, and that he didn’t look like Grandpa Dick Cheney, which is how I always thought of him.

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by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh

no big deal, although supporting these kind of screenings is a worthy cause.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 29, 2011 6:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Napoli is posting an ISO of nearly .300. Texas and all, but holy crap.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if Wheeler would have been enough for him. Napoli/Posey alternate 1B/C next year

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Napoli was acquired for Frank Francisco. As well as Vernon Wells. Dammit.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

his stock has most certainly skyrocketed by now though.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

the version of Like a Rolling Stone on Self Portrait is as bad as that Giants game

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

TJ Simers is playing demagogue for Andre Ethier.

My case for Ethier being an asshole is laid to rest.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 28, 2011 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, that game sucked. Should I write a hyperbolic fanpost about how much Andre Ethier is a douchebag, or has that been played out?

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 28, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooooh, Ted Lilly is throwing Ethier under the bus as well. Delicious.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 28, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really want to go to a Giants/Dodgers game and taunt Ethier.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 28, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell him I think he’s cute.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 29, 2011 4:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand why the Dodgers haven’t let go of Loney and moved Ethier to first.

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by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who would they play in RF?

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kemp

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, duh. And I suppose TG Jr would be CF?

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking Trayvon Robinson. Oh, wait—

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahah, that was my first thought too.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does that lay it to rest? Seems like he is the victim there.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I completely agree with that article Grant just tweeted – Tejada totally dogged it down the line in the 11th. I noticed that while watching the game. What a POS… no more respect whatsoever for that guy. Cut him now please.

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by GrooveGiant on Aug 28, 2011 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

talking back to roberto kelly? what a punkass bitch.

by chenster on Aug 28, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roberto Kelly

was a very fun player to watch. I would rather watch him play baseball now than Mr. Fake Birth Cert Roidmonster Convicted Perjurer Tejada.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 29, 2011 6:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

there’s no use for a whiny gritty veteran who won’t do what’s asked of him

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s only three of them on the team, so I don’t know what the big deal is it doesn’t matter that they’re being paid 20 million dollars or so.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 28, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, what’d Tejada do? I didn’t see the game.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

or link to said article?

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s the link

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by GrooveGiant on Aug 28, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

jeebus

DFA tomorrow.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 28, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously. I wouldn’t want an old crusty vet who yells at reporters for saying true things and refuses to be a team player.

they tell you to bunt, you fucking bunt!

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

he fukn bunted and didn’t even run. could’ve been a dp if they went to 2nd first and got huff.

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by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

he laid down a pathetic bunt that could have easily gotten the runner out at second and then didn’t run down the line

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s weak. what a punk. It always seemed like his ego was too big for this team. Swinging through “take” signs, etc…

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard it on the radio and my reaction is if if you’re done a run in extra innings, why are you bunting? Was Bochy trying for more extra innings? Was I even crazy for thinking that was beyond idiotic?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 28, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was trying to tie the ballgame up.

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by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

but shouldn’t you be playing for the win instead of the tie? Why give up an out if you need two runs?

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 28, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

because the game isn’t tied. you are down by 1 run. you don’t play for two runs when you haven’t scored the first one yet.

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by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t, for whatever reason, conventional wisdom that you play for the tie at home and the win on the road. I think, because when you’re at home you know you’ll bat again if it’s tied.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, this was supremely negated by PH’ing Rowand after the bunt.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YES

This is true…sigh…..

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by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed, sir. I argued that Ross would’ve probably struck out anyway. Then again, it would probably take more than 3 pitches.

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by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was debateable, but OK

I’m pretty sure the bunt increases the odds of scoring ONE run — so, tying the game and avoiding the loss, at least temporarily. I’m not sure if, in that situation, it increases the odds of actually winning the game, but my hunch is that it does.

by taliesin on Aug 28, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure their chance of scoring exactly one run probably went up a slight amount (too lazy to locate RE24 table right now), but Fangraphs has their win probability moving down from 30% to 26% after the sac bunt.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

did rowand’s ph factor in the drop in %??

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by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

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by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had a 26% chance of winning the game when Rowand came to the plate, which assumes an average hitter for that situation vs. an average pitcher for that situation.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

So like 2%.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, probably

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see.

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by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/3 pitch K

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 6:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Shows that my hunches aren’t worth much. It does remain the case that playing for the tie is utterly conventional in that spot, even if it isn’t wise.

by taliesin on Aug 28, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The real issue wasn’t the sac bunt. The real issue was sending up Rowand as the guy to come through.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was no one else

I hate Rowand as much as anyone, but he and Stewie were the only guys left on the bench. I wish there were better players on the roster, but there aren’t. In truth even if you re-wound everything back to the 7th inning so everyone was available, none of the bench players from today would have been appreciably better than Rowand. That’s a failure on Sabean’s part, not Bochy’s.

by taliesin on Aug 28, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ross?

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh wow

I forgot Cody Ross existed. Does it really change the equation much, though? I would rather have had Ross up there, but he’s also been excruciatingly bad the last two months.

by taliesin on Aug 28, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand has been far worse.

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by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand. Against a right hander. He didn’t even have to throw him a slider, that’s how bad Rowand has been.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross OBP July/August: .270
Aaron Rowand OBP July/August: .240

Also, Rowand has walked once in the last two months and hit 0 sacrifice flies.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 29, 2011 6:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY

Rowand has walked once in the last two months and hit 0 sacrifice flies.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

I know Sac Flies is kind of a junk stat but I noticed when I was tallying the OBP. Gritty veteran bats are supposed to be able to make productive outs, you know.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 29, 2011 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s obviously dependent on hitters in front of you but I think it is a skill.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think

the skill there is “not striking out on 3 pitches”.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 29, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, first you have to be able to make contact.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man

Remember back in June when Cody was quietly putting together his best major-league season? That was cool.

by taliesin on Aug 29, 2011 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think they’ve all been abducted by aliens and have been replaced by pod players.

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by Merope on Aug 29, 2011 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

POD RACERS

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ross. Also I blame injuries.

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by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think, in a way, Bochy knew that he’d be lucky to get a run, let alone two so he managed like it. Which is even more depressing. And almost depressing is I don’t know how many other people at that moment even thought two runs were possible

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 28, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not I.

/looks around < >

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 28, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

crawford/burriss/ford/belt

cruising almost 20 games up

veterans suck, dfa rowand/derosa/tehaha

grow with energy, win

Trade Sabean/jk...Overthrow the Ydorks...

by Regulus on Aug 28, 2011 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

urgh…I don’t think craw/burriss/ford would be any better.

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by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

But would they be any worse?

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa’s been helping the team lately and would have won us the game tonight if not for the Ump’s bad call.

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by GrooveGiant on Aug 28, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he keeps making contributions, I’d offer him a 1yr/$1MM contract for 2012. maybe he could make himself somewhat useful?

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

did he really just earn a contract from you after 2 good games?

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by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not my money, not my problem!

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said “if he keeps making contributions”. Besides, it’s not like he’s a crusty old veteran who’s dragging on the team. He could be useful.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

$1m for a super utility player

who, when healthy (a rarity), can be productive? Sign me up.

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by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, NO.

NO
NO
NO

I like MDR, but NO.

by Bar None on Aug 28, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, so you said yes?

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

But her eyes said yes!

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

1yr/$1MM is nothing, and unless payroll goes significantly up, the Giants will have to be stingy this offseason.

if he is worth .2 WAR over all of 2012, he’d be worth it. then again, I might just be influenced by how useful he’s been making himself while playing through pain recently. saved a game with his glove on Fri
saved the game last night
saved the game again this afternoon
We’d probably have been swept if he wasn’t around.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like his passion. I like his skill set. The problem is that his body won’t allow him to use his skills.

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by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

$1MM is nothing, but the opportunity of that roster spot is worth more than that probably.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

thanks…

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by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point.

however at this juncture, I find the Giants having a hard time filling their 2012 roster with productive players who aren’t crusty old vets on their last legs.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like DeRosa

But for me to want him back for any price he needs to hit one (1) HR with the allegedly fixed wrist. At that point I’d be willing to gamble that he could be a shadow of his 2008 self, and thus worthy of a roster spot. At this point, though, he seems like he’s likely to put up a .700 OPS from a corner IF spot. DNW.

by taliesin on Aug 28, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t gotta hit HRs to be useful, and I wouldn’t want him starting.

but he has value on the field, and intangibles (yes, I said it!)

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Intangibles are what led to Cabrera being picked up.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Cabrera was picked up to be a starting SS (from a team that was ready to DFA him because they were “going for it”).

Maybe I’m just letting my liking for DeRosa get in the way. I think he’s awesome. I was so happy for him last night.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you’re letting sympathy for his injuries cloud your judgment.

But I’d like to like him too, if I can only find a reason . . . or two.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 28, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don’t like him? even before last night, I liked him. sure, as a player, he’d been useless, but he is an intelligent person and baseball player.

Tejada, on the other hand, just reeks of an ego-driven person and baseball player.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Bagg’s blog:

–Sabean said the addition of Orlando Cabrera was "pretty academic isn’t it? Our guys look overmatched with the bat, and he has experience. We considered it an upgrade. We had to react to being undermanned and we couldn’t pass up the opportunity."

He has experience. Intangibles. I can’t believe that they picked him up for anything but that, given that his slash line was basically Tejada’s.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean, unlike most of us, can quantify the intangibles. This is why he isn't, according to himself, an idiot.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Never trust an idiot’s self-assessment.” —Chinese proverb

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

(not actually)

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean himself has intangibles that he can’t quite describe.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 29, 2011 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Indians 2nd ranked prospect.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not HR's, maybe

But he has to be able to get XBH’s, and at this point he does not. In my recollection he has only one XBH since coming back from the DL, and that was a ground ball down the line for a double. He has zero power. Not much power might be acceptable under the right circumstances. No power at all from a corner player is not acceptable in any scenario.

by taliesin on Aug 28, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford, Burriss, and Ford are all awful.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

More awful than Tejada, Rowand, and Cabrera?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 28, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

and Ford would not (?) tempt Bochy to play him as much as Temptress Rowand.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 29, 2011 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

None of them can hit.

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by can of corn on Aug 28, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

but you can’t deny this team was better off when they were playing.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correlation does not imply causation.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

but in this case, makes you wonder

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 28, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps it makes you wonder. Not so for me.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy did pull a couple games out of his ass by having Burriss and or Ford vrrooom all the way around the bases and score in the later innings. We haven’t had that in months because there’s really nobody on the team with speed.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 28, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

nor are there people that can get on base.

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by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff gets on in the 11th so you pull him for, say, Ford. And instead of having Tejada bunt, Ford steals the base so you’ve already gotten somebody on 2nd with no outs. It’s not much but it’s better than Bochy give away an out in extra innings. Right there’s something.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 28, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

huff only gets on base 30% of the time dude.

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by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was picking a particular situation, there dude

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 28, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes. your particular situation almost never happens. and that’s the issue.

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by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whom you callin’ dude, Dude?

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 28, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Ford gets thrown out. And then you’ve got bases empty, 1 out.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ford was a pretty lousy baserunner for a guy who’s supposed to be a really good baserunner.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 28, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

On that we agree completely.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

he didn’t even successfully steal 50% of his attempts, did he?

it was just too obvious. Bork would send him on the 1st pitch after inserting him as a PR. use the speed for other things, like distracting a pitcher to give a hitter the upper hand.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m curious—do you ever look something up before you ask a question? Here.

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

he seems to

look at the C a lot when he’s running.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 29, 2011 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s really not the reason we’re losing so many games.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad defense is a major culprit, with most of the errors coming from SS and 1B

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

and free bases from whomever is catching

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by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for more fun with numbers!

Crawford fielding percentage: .964
Tejada fielding percentage: .967
Cabrera fielding percentage: .972

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RANGE AND PLAYS THAT AREN'T COUNTED AS ERRORS

Due to a 19th century game’s scoring system that rarely adapts.

by Cap M on Aug 28, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, I’m not saying that Tejada and Cabrera are better defensively than Crawford. Clearly, they’re not. But even within the construct of giant4life83’s argument, it doesn’t make sense.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

To be honest, SS has not been the comedy of errors that was Huff in right, or Whiteside attempting to throw anyone out.

by Cap M on Aug 28, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

or blocking the ball

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by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a whole lot harder to make an error on a ball you can’t get to.

You’re telling me Tejada and Cabrera play better D than Crawford b/c their FP%’s are higher?

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, sorry. Didn’t see you weren’t saying that.

then what about the “construct of my argument” doesn’t make sense? I said bad defense is a major culprit, and it has been with Cabrera and Tejada at SS.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, you specifically cited errors at SS and 1B. The numbers don’t really seem to back up that assertion. And, as owlcroft noted previously, most of Crawford’s errors did not seem due to balls that he could get to that most SS couldn’t, but simply throwing errors where he rushed himself and need not have.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

errors aren’t always awarded on plays that deserve them, either.

and like I said, you can’t get an error on a ball you can’t reach. as for Crawfords errors being on rushed plays, I couldn’t tell ya- I don’t remember them all. But that’s kinda the point, isn’t it? I remember all the errors Tejada has made because they cost the team dearly.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you don’t remember one guy making errors, but the other guy, you remember his errors because they are horrific, then that’s kinda the point that it was better when Crawford was playing.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eye metrics strongly suggest

Crawford is far superior defensively. At this pt, I’d trade youthful exuberance and glovework over marginally better offense.

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by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And easy on the eye, as they used to say, hey slapsy?

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 28, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not attracted to dudes

but if i was, Crawford’s on the list.

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by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, not my point at all.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ford has had all of 12 PA this year

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t he have a ridiculous OBP in them?

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

.300/.417/.300 #notsaying #butsaying

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 SB
3 CS

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I know. It’s just that somehow a few weeks ago I found myself on Ford’s stats page and my mind was blown that he’d actually reached base in 5 of his 12 PA.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t get caught stealing too often in the minors, but in the majors he’s just looked awful on the basepaths.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s fast, but not good at the actual art of stealing.

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by can of corn on Aug 28, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s like the anti-Beltran.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anti-Pujols?

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a team player?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

#selflessford

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOOOO

5 steals in 10 AB!

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by natteringnabob on Aug 29, 2011 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chasm? Please?

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by can of corn on Aug 28, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

initially, yes. but now I’ve realized this team really was better off when Crawford was here and Tejada/Cabrera weren’t playing SS.

my comment does not apply to Ford. He doesn’t really do anything.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, uh, Burriss?

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

stinks.

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by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

while trying to explain myself, remember that I'm someone who does believe in intangibles.

Crawford/Burriss was a pretty good run prevention middle IF, despite Burriss’ knack for errors. dude had range. I liked the youth, and the way they played. the team gelled well, the Giants were winning with them.

now they’ve got crusty old vets with no range who complain about bunting. I’d bet you Craw or Manny would be happy to bunt, and contribute to the team. I like the guys who don’t have massive egos, the guys who are playing hard trying to make it. they bring energy to the game, and I appreciate it.

/steps away slowly, runs from lunatic fringe throwing stats at me

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Buster Posey’s intangibles.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d bet you Craw or Manny would be happy to bunt, and contribute to the team.

With either of them, a well placed bunt is about as much as you could ever ask for. Especially Manny.

Does chemistry matter? Probably. Is it trumped ten-fold by talent? Almost certainly. They may have been winning with Burriss and Crawford, but I’d bet almost anything that their run differential was pretty much the same with Burriss and Crawford as without.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

chemistry is certainly trumped ten-fold by talent, I agree.

but the talent and current ceilings of Burriss/Crawford vs Tejada/Cabrera is probably 5:1 in favor of the young guys. Tejada/OCab got nothin’ left.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you are wildly overestimating the talent level of Crawford and Burriss. Burriss especially.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Crawford has a legitimate case compared to Tejada/Cabrera. But yes, Burriss is completely terrible.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure. Crawford’s wRC+ is higher than Burriss’ despite having a substantially lower BABIP. Burriss is just garbage.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like really, really bad. I can’t stand watching him hit.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burriss is the perfect opportunity to make a beer run.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He seems like such a nice guy. I wish he could hit and/or field well.

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by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Are we so desperate we’ve gotten to the point of saying that the missing piece is Manny Burriss? Because frankly, at that point I draw the line. Season OVER.

by Cap M on Aug 28, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never said that. You’re inferring that from related comments.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I'm just saying we should

Harvest his shoulder, his knee, and any other parts we need.

by Cap M on Aug 28, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

should we put an organ donor patch on his license so it looks legal?

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLACK WOMEN CONTROL THE GATEWAY TO HUMANITY!

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could use a new lymphatic system.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 28, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was a joke in reference to the movie Domino

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven’t seen it, but I’ve heard.

Thanks, Bar, but no sympathy sought. I feel good and I’m back at work.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 28, 2011 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, I’m trying to stick up for Manny here! don’t knock me down, man!

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

but but but

manny took roids.

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by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad manny, bad!! no walks for you today!

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF THEY BUNTED ALL THE TIME THEY’D HIT .700

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad some people are blaming Beltran (more like Blehtran, amirite)

That guy has never unfairly received the criticism he doesn’t deserve.

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by marcello on Aug 28, 2011 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

We tell it like it is-ish.

by Evan on Aug 28, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

True story

DeRosa got himself thrown out so that Beltran wouldn’t get any glory

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because DeRosa knows (as everyone else does) that Beltran is an ass. #selfish

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

he actually bribed the ump he was that dedicated

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 28, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thas wut I sed.

However, Beltran also let a ball drop so he could later get an assist.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blerghtran

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by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who does he think he is being the best hitter on the team??

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 6:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right now I'm straight creepin' on some old Jayne Mansfield glamour shots.

And I care not who knows it. This is your fault, wcw.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 28, 2011 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

She died at 34? No shit.

Why is it that every blonde bombshell from that era slept with a hundred dudes, married four or five, and wound up dead early?

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 28, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mariska Hargitay is her daughter. They look alike.

by non sequitur on Aug 28, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

’cept for boobs….

by Bar None on Aug 28, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

objection!

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by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s really pretty.

by TBRMKane on Aug 28, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/strokes chin whiskers

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 28, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

“chin whiskers”

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

how dare you

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 28, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/strokes your chin whiskers

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hargitay's bewbs spring forth whisker stroking

hmm…

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by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was shocked when I found out Hargitay was her daughter. For some reason I didn’t make the connection.

Law and Order SVU is one creep show. I can’t believe Ice-T is on it too.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It ruined the John Munch character, too. This is a guy who started out with a David Simon imprimatur. Now he’s part of one of the shlockiest shows ever.

by non sequitur on Aug 28, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoah, what?

I’ve never watched SVU. Are you telling me that the Richard Belzer character on SVU is actually supposed to be the same guy as the one from Homicide? Because that actually kind of pisses me off.

by taliesin on Aug 28, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was also in The Wire!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Season 5

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

My attention did wane a bit toward the end. I still feel as if I should remember it though. Stupid aging!

by taliesin on Aug 28, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wasn’t really significant, IIRC.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a very, very brief cameo in the fifth season, and he’s not even mentioned by name. The in-joke is that it’s a scene involving Gus Haynes, played by Clark Johnson, who was of course Meldrick Lewis on H:LOTS.

by non sequitur on Aug 28, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

how does every episode end?

This man raped that child! This is the molestor! This is the rapist, and it turns out it was his kid too!

It’s waaaaaaay overboard for tv.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never seen it, but my mom likes it, which means it’s probably awful.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, that’s how I rate tv too. If mom likes it, then it’s not for me.

unless it’s Burn Notice, which is awesome

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, Law and Order: UK is just a bunch of Doctor Who actors now.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

She’s def a looker, but… not quite like dear old Mom. ref: Google image

by Bar None on Aug 28, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is alleged

That the cops recognized her from her headless body at the crash scene. A fine urban legend that I would not wish debunked.

by taliesin on Aug 28, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I heard it, urban legend about decapitation. Her wig was found some distance the crash site and this led to the story.

by Bar None on Aug 28, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I told you

I didn’t want the urban legend debunked!

by taliesin on Aug 28, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, well it happened.

by Bar None on Aug 28, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

the thing is, it happened

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by rotorueter on Aug 29, 2011 6:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Posting this cause someone here might use it for future use

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 28, 2011 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Here's a fun exchange from yesterday's Crawfish Boxes GDT
Hi.

Pirates fan here. I was over at McCovey Chronicles and everyone there were being a bunch of jack asses. So I thought I’d come over here and see if you guys are more fun to talk to.
how were they being jackasses?
Saying everything sucks and every player sucks and how horrible they have it and how the game is over with it tied at 1…..

Just stupid crap like that. No sense of enjoying the game at all.
I was over there the first game of they series and they dont even talk about the game most of the time

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

What was for dinner, EP?

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Macaroni and cheese.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you still at Stanford?

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I’ve been done with that for a while. First week of school is over already.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh snap.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be having tonight’s fish for lunch tomorrow. I suspect I’ll just re-heat it. Then I’ll eat it.

Sort of like the sorrow for today’s game.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 28, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every now and then it’s fun to search SBN for “McCovey Chronicles.”

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

And through that I found out that an Orioles fan made fun of Kitspool in July
Awesome

My favorite part (because I’m a nerd) was this quote by Kitspool:
I came for the Breaking News
 I stayed for the Nintendo 64 8-bit graphics pic.

Someone clearly did not understand what the "64" in "N64" stood for.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, BURN.

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by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

he wishes there was an edit button.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

there actually should be an edit button. then people can edit comment to make themselves look smarter, only to have mods post what they really wrote.

kinda like a system of checks and balances.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do sound like jackasses.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROFL. Yes, I was hatin’ big time. So what?!!?

There's a First for Everything:
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by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Pirates fan was in our GDT, too

Some of his comments:

Didn’t this front office and Bochy win ya’ll a World Series last year?
Um, it’s tied at 1. Not over at all.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well we lost, doesn’t he look like a fool?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That was yesterday, so we actually won that game

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re just a bunch of jackasses.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don’t deserve this team. Pirates fans do.

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Points and laughs at everyone else, but especially DrDC.

/walks away proud > > > ! !

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 28, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because I’m ungrateful? I accept.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

We really are.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean if I wasn’t a Giants fan, I probably wouldn’t like any of you guys. I would go for class.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnny Disaster has class.

At least 5th grade, and not by social promotion.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 28, 2011 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classic chicken/egg conundrum, Dr.

by Bar None on Aug 28, 2011 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

IRL’d.

rec’d

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and that was before I read that this was in regard to yesterdays game.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t take it back!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know! dammit

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Pirates fan should know now to trust front offices.

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahahah nice!!!

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just stupid crap like that. No sense of enjoying the game at all.

Not true! I absolutely love watching our record setting offense go out there every day!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their GDT's must be boring if they only talk about the game

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 28, 2011 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

And not a single mention of my command of Today show history. Loser.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 29, 2011 4:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

So there’s somebody in the gameday thread complaining about people in gameday threads not talking about the game.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT

I’m I the only one pissed off by the “Moneyball” movie? When did they win a series. Bean is so overblown, imho.

/bitterness

by rcleverly on Aug 28, 2011 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

it's not just that

it’s the 5 years without a winning record. Build for the future!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

"118 elements, and still no stanfurdium"- carp, paraphrased

Bandwagons are fun- that's why people get on them in the first place.

by natteringnabob on Aug 29, 2011 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just saw the trailer for it today, though it may have been out for some time for all I know. Actually, the trailer looks rather promising to me. Although I can see why Paul DePodesta isn’t directly represented in the Jonah Hill character. They made the movie character geeky I think for the hell of it.

by non sequitur on Aug 28, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

A movie about Brian Sabean would almost certainly be the worst thing ever.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d still watch it though…LOL ME!

There's a First for Everything:
Edgar Renteria, The First World Series MVP in Giants History.

by Unitard on Aug 28, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Starring a beach ball as Bruce Bochy’s head!

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Starring George Lucas

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be awesome!

Movies about assholes are brilliant! (Raging Bull, Scarface, Citizen Kane, etc….)

by taliesin on Aug 28, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not the Marlins of 97 or 03?

Tiny payroll, lots of journeymen with homegrown talent. Not given much of chance either time.

by rcleverly on Aug 28, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody would watch.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

All three of the fans would enjoy it.

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Marlin had a child?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a joyous affair.

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moneyball affected more than just the A’s.

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

but the moneyball teams never got it done in the postseason

by rcleverly on Aug 28, 2011 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which they used to help corner the market on the first market inefficiency that moneyball highlighted.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give Sabes the Met payroll and . . . .

 . . . oh, never mind.

He is the world's most annoying rooster.

by gallo del cielo on Aug 28, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the Marlins caused Bartman.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should make a movie based on Bartman.

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have that effing tape somewhere in my house

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brad Bird directed the music video.

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would have

He was directing a lot of the early episodes of the Simpsons. Shouldn’t have been a big surprise.

by Cap M on Aug 28, 2011 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I just thought it was neat.

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Upon research

He worked on the Simpsons, didn’t direct so much.

by Cap M on Aug 28, 2011 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

They wanted to bring him back to help out with the Simpsons movie, but he was busy with other things.

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had that as a kid and listened to it a lot.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed ‘Sita Sings the Blues’.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 29, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

They already did a “30 for 30” on Bartman called “Catching Hell” and it’s going to air 9/27. Originally supposed to air before our World Series it was postponed a year.

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by drdata24 on Aug 28, 2011 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think you understand what Moneyball is.

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maximizing team value

by paying careful attention to OBP and BB/K ratio (among other previously fringe statistics)? Sabermetrics. But the “genuis” the Moneyball part if you will comes in the payroll aspect. He did it on a quarter of the money. The marlins did it with even less.

by rcleverly on Aug 28, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. This is a common misconception. Moneyball was about identifying market inefficiencies and exploiting them. OBP and walks just happened to be the biggest market inefficiency at the time.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So then what adjustments have these teams made since? besides increasing payroll. I guess WAR is the new OBP these days?

by rcleverly on Aug 28, 2011 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

they haven’t made adjustments. that’s why they’ve been left in the dust

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

my point about Beane being overrated

by rcleverly on Aug 28, 2011 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, the Marlins just built well through the draft, always have. but that’s not really a new market inefficiency.

MoneyBall was about finding valuable (hence, market-inefficient) players through the draft or from other teams in ways that had previously been overlooked.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet, the best A’s were all home grown. Beane utilized the draft as well. the 97 Marlin’s were admittedly a bad example.

by rcleverly on Aug 28, 2011 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

he took over in 98

They already had Tejada/Giambi/Chavez/Hernandez, Hudson was drafted in 1997.

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 29, 2011 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beane would have been well-advised to move on to the new market inefficiencies like pre-habilitation, but he didn’t.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would argue that other teams have simply caught up. Now everybody knows about OBP and other statistical analysis. In some ways, Moneyball the book was the worst thing that happened to Beane, because everyone knew his secret.

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by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, they’ve caught up, hence why Billy Beane doesn’t have successful teams anymore.

when I said they haven’t made adjustments, I meant the A’s haven’t adjusted to everyone incorporating their system and moved on to new market inefficiencies instead.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, recognizing the importance of OBP was probably 10x more important than anything that we’ve seen since then (e.g. defense). So beating the system has gotten a lot harder.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another salient point

I feel like I probably let my fanaticism spoil my opinion on the issue. The fact that I look at the A’s as the pathetic little east bay franchise since the Giant’s got the ballpark together doesn’t help this perception at all. The sad part is they probably had more wins than the Giants last decade.

by rcleverly on Aug 28, 2011 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

the 2000-2004 Giants teams were pretty successful as well. not to mention the 2009-2011 teams.

as for total wins, I don’t know off hand.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

before Beane’s tenure.

Can’t believe he never got a ring- those 100 win A’s went to the playoffs every year for awhile.

The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. ~Inspire Me

by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS

“My shit doesn’t work in the playoffs.”

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moneyball II: Losing the Crapshoot

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 29, 2011 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

The ’97 Marlins gave high-paying contracts to several free agents.

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

'97 was a different time.

The highest salary was $8,666,667.

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW that was given to Barry Bonds.

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

But of course.

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

this team could sure use some mid 90s Barry.

Hell, mid 40s Barry.

by rcleverly on Aug 28, 2011 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I wikipedia'd all that

Marlins were a big payroll, damn! 03 is a more apt comparison, but as someone mentioned before there were practically no free agents on that team.

by rcleverly on Aug 28, 2011 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not getting that

They spent a bunch of money! Bobby Bonilla! Moises Alou! Gary Sheffield!

by taliesin on Aug 28, 2011 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bonilla is a funny name.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 28, 2011 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It makes me think of a delicious dessert.

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

a delicious dessert

with the greatest contract ever

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also hauling Leyland out of retirment

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 29, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the ’97 Marlins were more Moneyball due to the owner throwing tons of money at free agents and then deciding throwing money at free agents is too expensive and sold off the team.

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 29, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

My understanding is that the first cut of the screenplay was a semi-documentary that stuck pretty closely to Lewis’ book. owlcroft (Eric Walker) says he was even interviewed for a few scenes. But then it underwent a massive rewrite, although the book was still the centerpiece of it.

by non sequitur on Aug 28, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

To include years after 03?

Hopefully it will go through today. And show that Beane’s system was integrated into standard league practice and now he’s merely an average GM.

by rcleverly on Aug 28, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s a fun story. Every story is mythologized to a degree. I had actually feared that the screenplay would be a more generic “little engine that could”-type interpretation of the book. But the trailer suggests — and trailers can be profoundly misleading! — that it may incorporate more of the central ideas of the book than I might have expected.

by non sequitur on Aug 28, 2011 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope so.

Next: a movie based on The Big Short, which I read this summer.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 28, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a good book. It is different than the other numerous books on the Credit Crisis in that it focuses on the short sellers rather than the investment banks who were wrong about the bubble and lost billions. But there are already some good movies in this creative “space”, like Inside Job. I don’t know if a major studio would throw big bucks at another movie about the financial world.

by non sequitur on Aug 28, 2011 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder who would play Susan.

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by rotorueter on Aug 29, 2011 6:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

without Billy Beane, GiantPain would not exist in the form that he does. therefore, I blame Billy Beane

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY

without Billy Beane’s penis, GiantPain would not exist in the form that he does. therefore, I blame Billy Beane

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by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I want to know this backstory.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you were referencing the backstory.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, to me it seems like GiantPain could be Billy Beane, the way he rambles on about OBP. and he’s stubborn, like Beane.

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by giant4life83 on Aug 28, 2011 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t be so mad about. It’s a comedy.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Jonah Hill spills Jolt cola in laptop, ruins spreadsheet.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 29, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Jonah Hill yells up stairs.

“Mooooooooooom, I need more Jolt Cola!”

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by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

This stuff writes itself!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 29, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Beane plays prank on gruff, old scout
“BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEANE!!”

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by Natto on Aug 29, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

/montage of Scott Hatteberg making errors at 1B set to Benny Hill theme

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by rotorueter on Aug 29, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually really want to see the movie.

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It's Posey time!!

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by sanfrankid on Aug 29, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

G'nite nerbs

Hopefully I’ll get to follow a full game some time this week. Last 50 days have been hell on wheels, and even this offense would be a distraction. Please beat the Cubbies, now.

by Bar None on Aug 28, 2011 11:28 PM PDT reply actions  

There was a Canadian ripoff of Grant two weeks ago.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 11:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, in May, a New England ripoff.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT

Why can’t Grant get us on Jeopardy? Or at least the Price is RIght.

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t respond to our signal anymore. I think we talk about him too much.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playing hard to get, I see.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or maybe it’s because he’s tired of not seeing runs score.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to bed. Good night.

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by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good night.
Also, Fuck Yeah McCovey Chronicles hasn’t been updated since February. :(

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just Back From the Game

what the hell happened with DeRosa at second base?

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by son of ggf on Aug 29, 2011 12:02 AM PDT reply actions  

black magic

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by son of ggf on Aug 29, 2011 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Overslid the bag

and he while he got back safely, the ump blew the call and said he was out. It was close but he was safe.

by rcleverly on Aug 29, 2011 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

it feels like the beginning of the end of this season for the Giants

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by son of ggf on Aug 29, 2011 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re back from the game just now?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 29, 2011 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably got hammered.

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by Natto on Aug 29, 2011 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

should’ve

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by son of ggf on Aug 29, 2011 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, ggf.

Pretty depressing. But September still lies ahead. And after that, April.

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 29, 2011 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

mmm, april and dreams of posey

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by son of ggf on Aug 29, 2011 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

ps hey, gallo.

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by son of ggf on Aug 29, 2011 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

only for mcc purposes

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by son of ggf on Aug 29, 2011 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

also this

my dog would’ve totally won that stupid contest

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by son of ggf on Aug 29, 2011 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

They need to have an Aubrey Huff lookalike contest for dogs.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 29, 2011 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean and Bochy

This really is their fault. Rowand should have been DFA’d, Cabrera was a horrendous pickup, Belt should never have been sent back to Fresno, Huff should have had the shovel taken away from him, Whiteside is clearly a very bad C.

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by positiveuphemism on Aug 29, 2011 12:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Other than that . . . .

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by gallo del cielo on Aug 29, 2011 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

there’s just not much there there

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by son of ggf on Aug 29, 2011 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

another report

I’m sure that I had the all-time worst martini in the rankest and most vile of establishments

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by son of ggf on Aug 29, 2011 12:25 AM PDT reply actions  

the vileness

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by son of ggf on Aug 29, 2011 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

But Kristin M said it was EXCELLENT!

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by natteringnabob on Aug 29, 2011 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just did the "Countries of the World" quiz on Sporcle

I only got 101. But I got Italy, so I guess I’m better than Howie.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 29, 2011 12:49 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty sure I got Italy.

If I remember, the bad one I missed was Denmark.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

My total was 76, though. So you still did better.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

/tries to resist the temptation to be a smug nerd

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by jcb9 on Aug 29, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I got 45 states the last time I tried!

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by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

131!

/e-peen competition

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I think jponry was saying that someone (groug?) kept doing it until he got a perfect score.

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can get a perfect score pretty easily. Never really miss more than 2 or 3. For a while I was trying to perfect the Countries And Capitals quiz, but that faded. I should give it a go again.

I may be as big a geography nerd as I am a baseball nerd.

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by jcb9 on Aug 29, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

/e-peen shrivels

That’s dedication. Seriously, how the hell did you memorize Africa? I’ve got no memory for any of the countries there.

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t really memorize it, I just know what the countries are. I’ve always been fascinated and a little obsessed with maps and atlases. I have probably about 10 or 12 atlases on my bookshelf on the other end of the living room, ranging in date from the 1890s to a few years back.

With some of the South Pacific countries and the smaller Caribbean islands, I had to work a little at remembering them, but all the continents I pretty much just know.

/weirdo

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by jcb9 on Aug 29, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying to get all 232 MLB HoFamers for a while. I don’t think I ever got above 136.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 29, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s really not that bad. That map makes it nearly impossible to see some of the smaller countries, and unless you have a really rigid system for naming them, it’s easy to miss some of the smaller ones.

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or if you know what they are!

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by jcb9 on Aug 29, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

/looks at the continent of Africa
/sighs
/Eurocentric bias is showing

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cameroon.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 29, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Indomitable Lions!

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by bgunn on Aug 29, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

There used to be an amazing Cameroonian restaurant near the Berkeley/Oakland border. It was gone when I was back in town recently. :(

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by jcb9 on Aug 29, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, I’m not a complete rube! But some of the smaller ones definitely screw with me.

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Malawi, The Gambia, and Burundi haunt speckops’s dreams.

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by jcb9 on Aug 29, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

He always gets Sao Tome, but never Principe.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 29, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s still furious about Eritrea splitting off from Ethiopia in 1993.

Now, if the de facto independent nation of Somaliland ever gets international recognition, shit is ON.

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by jcb9 on Aug 29, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

/cries

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

UNIFIED SOMALIA FOREVER

Just say no to:

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by jcb9 on Aug 29, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve all named ones that I got. (Btw, is it really The Gambia? Is that where The Ohio State University is?) Outside of Sao Tome and Principe I’d never be able to place them on a map. Also, for obvious reasons, I can’t name the ones that I don’t know. Unknown unknowns and all that jazz.

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmm

Comoros? Cape Verde? Swaziland? Lesotho? Seychelles?

And yeah, the official name of the country is The Republic of The Gambia. It’s named after the Gambia River, so basically The Republic of The Gambia River. Short form, either Gambia or The Gambia is acceptable.

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by jcb9 on Aug 29, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

and if you're wondering why the country is named after the river

See here:

Supposedly, the country’s borders reflect how far the British could shoot their cannons in either direction from the river (it’s surrounded by Senegal, which used to be part of French West Africa).

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by jcb9 on Aug 29, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

So the Gambia is basically a penis?

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

It has length but not girth.

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by jcb9 on Aug 29, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

4 of those, but definitely not Comoros.

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

how is it possible for a team to hit this badly?

I just don’t understand. This has gone way beyond odds and probability. This has gone beyond a dearth of team speed, station to station offense, no power or on base skills, or a lack of patience. I don’t know. I’m at a loss for words. I can’t believe it. We’re now approaching the realm of Dead Ball Era. All-time worst hitting Giants teams. Injuries have crippled us, but there’s also just an amazing, record-setting streak of incompetence and futility going on here.

And to think, a strong majority of these very same players won the World fucking Series last year?

by The Franchise on Aug 29, 2011 2:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Any time you have Burrell in a fucking competition you are heavily favored.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 6:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Might as well go ahead and count the money.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 29, 2011 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

the Giants are working hard to solve this puzzle for us

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by son of ggf on Aug 29, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Y_ R PSSY IS JEAL_ _S

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Strange auto format there…

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants would like to buy a vowel!

R!

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by natteringnabob on Aug 29, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

how is it possible for a team to hit this badly?

Failing vision/slowed reflexes due to the advanced age of most of the players, combined with an idiotic organizational philosophy that views walks as a failure of a plate appearance (and a quick way to find yourself on the bench or on the way to Fresno).

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by kiririn on Aug 29, 2011 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants have averaged fewer than 3 runs per game since the All-Star Break

The Giants have averaged 3.39 runs per game in 2011. The next worst team in the majors, the Mariners, have averaged 3.41; the next two worst, the Padres and the Nationals, have averaged 3.78 and 3.81.

2.90 since the All Star Break.

2.69 in August.

2.60 in their last 10 games.

2.00 in their last 5 games.

So yeah: really bad. Getting worse.

/sob

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by jcb9 on Aug 29, 2011 5:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Good lord.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 29, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re saying Beltran is the problem, right?

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

The rest of the team is starving to death slowly because he takes all the postgame spread home with him after the game!

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by natteringnabob on Aug 29, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

According to this, the Giants should be averaging around 3.5 runs a game.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

You have the pithcer as a .650 OPS hitter?

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, this completely ignores the fact that Bochy leverages himself into key moments where he uses the worst hitter available.

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I wanted the answer to be, but then I realized that the team average was a .650 OPS and I had a mega-sad.

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants looked like they were suffering from Matt Downs syndrome that series.

by schmohog on Aug 29, 2011 5:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Your 2011 San Francisco Giants:

Your best bet, day in and day out, to see a double no-hitter.

by younghutch on Aug 29, 2011 6:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Can it be September already?

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by LostHawkGSW on Aug 29, 2011 8:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Can’t wait for those callups

by TBRMKane on Aug 29, 2011 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

They will look pretty sitting on the bench.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

All-speed bench: Ford, Burriss, and hopefully, Frankie Pegs?

by TBRMKane on Aug 29, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

and DFA LOLjada and LOLwand already

by TBRMKane on Aug 29, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

…and Cabrera.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford better play. Cabrera is terrible and a symbol of everything wrong with this organization (top to bottom).

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Aug 29, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

If that were going to happen, it would have by now.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Aug 29, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like thrice?

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Every game he starts he is short.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Since we got Cabrera though?

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s had 5 games at short since we acquired Cabrera (4 starts), which is what I thought we were talking about.

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s replaced Cabrera permanently? If so, color me happy.

If not, it’s not going to happen. Hence my pie-in-the-sky optimism that it will happen with Crawford.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Aug 29, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, he hasn't.

But what I’m saying is, if they replace Cabrera with someone, it should be Fontenot, not Crawford.

by GiantPain on Aug 29, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I understand what your saying. And I’m saying if it was going to be Font, it would have happened already.

The only chance of zero-Cab being replaced is if we get somebody new and shiny. Though this team’s preference is old and dull.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Aug 29, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it was going to be Crawford

He probably wouldn’t have been sent to the minors.

by GiantPain on Aug 29, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

This horse looks dead. So you’re saying I’m stuck with Cabrera. So long fleeting optimism, you’ve been GP’d.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Aug 29, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wake Me Up When September Ends is a less good song than Good Riddance.

Once more, coming to you by proxy.

by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to see them battle on a bridge and then both fall off and die.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I am going to rec this.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 29, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I just said that as a roundabout way of hopefully getting to FJM Boulevard of Broken Dreams.

Every line of that song is essentially saying “I am alone” in a slightly different way. Except the lines that repeat, which are doing it in the same way. Which is, eventually, all of them.

Not counting the whole of the 21st Century Breakdown album, It’s probably Green Day’s worst song by a really, really long shot.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

There you go verbing a noun again. It would be a pretty funny thing to see though.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll wait to do the full treatment until I can bait a new-bop Green Day fan into defending the band’s recent music.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

/lifelong Green Day fan
//doesn’t get involved

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 29, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

/agrees
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by can of corn on Aug 29, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

/forms the I-still-enjoy-the-songs-even-if-you-think-the-lyrics-suck Coalition

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 29, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll defend most of American Idiot, but don’t ask me to touch 21st Century Breakdown.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

Well, and an umpire at second base

I didnt see the replay. From my seats he looked out, then the ball came loose, then he overslid, then the tag was reapplied, but it looked like DeRosa was scrambling to get back still.

And what about Cabrera in the 8th—he catches that liner and we win. Shit, even Tejada would have caught it.

This team is unremarkable, unless you want to remark about gaffs like the two above.

Oh, and Matt Downs.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Aug 29, 2011 9:04 AM PDT reply actions  

that’s the third time so far since Cabrera was acquired that I’ve seen him miss a ball that squarely hit his glove

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by son of ggf on Aug 29, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s hard to imagine that the Giants were actually a better team with their .180 hitting shortstop

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by son of ggf on Aug 29, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just looking forward to the day when I am no longer mad when they lose. Every day it is not surprising but yet it makes me mad.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

it took like an hour for my mood to even out after the game. I wish my self was not so emotionally invested in a bunch of overpaid humans. alas, [i have nothing]

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by son of ggf on Aug 29, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That’s a long time to find a bar.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Aug 29, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just looking forward to the day when I am no longer mad when they lose.

This has never consistently happened for me.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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by jcb9 on Aug 29, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOT A REAL FAN

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by son of ggf on Aug 29, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

sarchasm, I know

But just to clarify: I’ve never been able to not be mad at the Giants losing. Even in years like 1996 or 2008.

Glad to have the World Series win, but still waiting on my Kim Batiste bobblehead. GET OFF YOUR HANDS, GIANTS BRASS!!!!
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by jcb9 on Aug 29, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I should have said “mad at the Giants.” If they were playing well and losing it would be different. They are better than this (or should be).

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa was safe: http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=18557849

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by CalBear949 on Aug 29, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really not able to tell by that replay. I mean, he’s clearly safe initially, but after sliding past the bag, I can’t tell if he touches the base before his arm lands on the glove.

by GuyWhiteyCorngood on Aug 29, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks real close either way. Just another example of the things that only seem to happen to your team (but in reality happens to everyone on occasion).

DeRosa looks like he has a plan as a pinch hitter. Rowand on the other hand is toast.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Aug 29, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A:

I blame the Giants losing to Cain…2 ER in 8 IP? WTF is that?

Also, I’m still optimistic…Torres is back and hopefully can get on base.

The lineup is actually decent except for Cabera…

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by CalBear949 on Aug 29, 2011 9:27 AM PDT reply actions  

One of those should not have been an earned run. Hometown idiot scorer trying to protect our fielders in stead of Cain? Fuck himorher.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Aug 29, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cain sucks. He pitches just good enough to lose.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I lost you at Scarlett Johansson

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 29, 2011 9:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Who was cheating on who (whom)? and was our pitching staff involved?

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 29, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not breaking but

From Baggs:

When the Giants put Torres on the disabled list in Florida two weeks ago, the listed reason was a contusion on his calf. It’s true, Torres couldn’t run for two days after fouling a ball off his leg. But in no way was it a two-week injury.

Left unsaid: The Giants were even more concerned about Torres’ mental health. As you know, he’s been very public about his battle with ADHD, and how he’s overcome many of its symptoms through awareness and medication.

But from what I understand, medication isn’t a simple fix. Your body can get used to one drug, and it begins to lose efficacy. So you go through a process of trying another drug, or changing the dosage, or using one in conjuction with another. Torres didn’t have that problem last season. It’s been a big part of his struggles this season. For a long stretch this summer, he wasn’t able to sleep at night.

Torres has been forced to make constant adjustments at the plate, as all hitters must do. But that isn’t all. He’s had to make constant adjustments with his medical condition, too. That cannot be easy when you are performing in front of 40,000 people. And don’t forget, Torres is the subject of his own documentary film, in addition to the part he played in the Showtime series. That’s a lot of pressure.

One more thing: In the past, those 40,000 people never expected you to do great things. Now they do.

http://blogs.mercurynews.com/extrabaggs/2011/08/28/postgame-notes-andres-torres-tries-to-adjust-at-the-plate-and-in-life/

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by CalBear949 on Aug 29, 2011 9:33 AM PDT reply actions  

And this
Belt will be a good hitter, no question. He has the talent to drive the ball to all fields. But he also had a chance to win the game in the 10th inning, and with a runner at second base, he looked at a third-strike curveball. That is something he cannot do.

If you think Bochy has not been supportive of Belt, his at-bat in the 10th inning is precisely why management has taken its time with him. They feel he is still a bit too passive at the plate, and I’m not just talking about swinging at the first pitch. In that situation, with two strikes, it’s your job as a hitter to battle up there. You spoil good pitches. You work the pitcher until he gives in. And when he makes a mistake, you pounce on it.

Lately, Belt hasn’t battled so well.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 29, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

In summary, maybe Belt could use some drugs.

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 29, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Marvin B. is still in town.

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 29, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a piraty rebel

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by CalBear949 on Aug 29, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

He makes his assistant find interesting news stories on his/her day off.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

and not so interesting ones too!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 29, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Second one's OK

First one is probably too much. Collectively it’s waaaay over the line.

by taliesin on Aug 29, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

amount of work cited is only one test…I would prevail on the other 3 tests.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 29, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not entirely the point.

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by can of corn on Aug 29, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

True…but I choose to pay attention only to the points that I like.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 29, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was just frozen by a stellar curveball. Could have happened to anyone.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, large blocks of grey text. The calbear must be back!

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah!!!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 29, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Instead of embracing your self-perceived “rebel” status, maybe you can figure out that a link and a well quoted sentence or two would probably be more favorably received.

We don’t really need Bagg’s entire post reproduced here. We all know how to click.

Plus, you’re not even commenting. Just pasting.

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by can of corn on Aug 29, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Fine ...

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by CalBear949 on Aug 29, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually kind of concerned that Torres has tried to make too many adjustments at the plate. Just yesterday, Kuip was commenting that his stance looked visibly different. Again.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s stop talking about Torres and start condemning CalBear.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on Aug 29, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT going to Boarders cause they are shutting down and everything is 50% off

any recommendations for books to buy? I’ll pretty much read anything except romance novels

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 29, 2011 9:39 AM PDT reply actions  

/500 comment sub-thread

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Got to love the cover art

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 29, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

random non sequitur trivia

The girl who lived across the hall from me my sophomore year in college went on to become some kind of purveyor of romance novels (like this one). Even weirder, somehow she married Oracle’s Larry Ellison.

by non sequitur on Aug 29, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Still too expensive

especially children’s books…

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by CalBear949 on Aug 29, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

still cheaper on Amazon in most cases…

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 29, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think its up to 75% now

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 29, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buy Law Books at 75% off. Apply to Law School. 3 years later you will be a Lawyer and Rich !!

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 29, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

a Lawyer and Rich !!

Bwahahahahaha!

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by kdl on Aug 29, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dang it…I knew I should have signed up for the “rich lawyer” class during law school.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 29, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wondered how long it would take — that was less than a minute — hahah

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 29, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

well

if you accumulate enough student debt, and inflation moves fast enough, this actually might work!

May 29, 2010: Steven Revetria becomes Giants General Manager. The rest is history.

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by natteringnabob on Aug 29, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's like they're paying you to go to school!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 29, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Debt = no problem
Inflation = uncertain
Jobs for Lawyers = Bankruptcy specialist

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 29, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Explain.

Because I have step one down.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Simple

Borrow a lot more money from the Federal Government and go back to Grad school for 2 to 3 more years.

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 29, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

How does it end in me being rich, as opposed to me being strangled by piles of debt?

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by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Think Deflation of the dollar — like the Peso. Pennies on the dollar. And you’ll be super smart at the end of it.

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 29, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

The trick is, just stay in school. Never leave. Understand?

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 29, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

So if I ever leave school, it’s game over?

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by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely.

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by can of corn on Aug 29, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

2012 is going to be an interesting year.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

You could always go on to get a PhD in creative writing!

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by jcb9 on Aug 29, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dr Howie.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Aug 29, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I may go back for the PhD in time. I really feel the need to get to work, though. And as long as I am actually employable (and can scrounge up enough for a year or two as an adjunct), a lot of my problems will be solved.

That is, naturally, the trick.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

What are the career opportunities for, uh, whatever you do?

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by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Teacher.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mother, secret lover.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blogerator.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Aug 29, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Barista.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 29, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pubic hair specialist.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Aug 29, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

You all need more of it.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Keeping the hedges trimmed makes the flag pole look longer.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Break even is the new rich.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Aug 29, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Impossible. It can’t be done. Have a plan that includes monetary Armageddon is the sane way to long term financial security.

Trust me I’m an Economist.

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 29, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Books on nude photographys are usually pretty good.

Until these books clarified things for me, I kept wondering what the big deal was. The pictures anded up looking pretty much the same as ones I took with my clothes on.

The thong is, it happened.

by Goofus on Aug 29, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

mccoveychron McCovey Chronicles
Texts you don’t expect from a friend on Monday morning: “True story: Aubrey Huff almost beat me up last night in front of (sushi bar).”

What a coincidence! Rowand almost did the same thing to me but he kept swinging and missing.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 9:45 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd for truthiness

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s good. And unexpected. And green. I chuckled.

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Aug 29, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, nice payoff. Well done.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 29, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Credit for all versions of that joke, as always, must go to the Mayor.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Duly noted.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 29, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey-ooooo!!!

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by Murray, Present on Aug 29, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

For Can of Corn: Verizon knows what it's doing!
Verizon Dodges Bullet By Skipping Samsung Galaxy S2, Gets Droid Prime Instead
Well now BGR tells us that those bigger plans was the Droid Prime. According to BGR and their sources, "Verizon doesn’t think the Samsung GALAXY S II will be competitive with the iPhone 5 when it launches." Now that added to the fact that the Samsung Galaxy S2 would be available on the other 3 carriers as well certainly makes the Galaxy S2 look like an unattractive acquisition by Verizon. However the Droid Prime on the other hand will reportedly be the first Android Ice Cream Sandwich smartphone and will be “exclusive” to Verizon Wireless. According to the source, we will be seeing it in October.

http://www.gizmocrunch.com/rumors/8179-verizon-samsung-galaxy-s2-nexus-droid-prime

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by CalBear949 on Aug 29, 2011 9:51 AM PDT reply actions  

/rethinks not getting a smartphone with next contract

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean

you don’t actually get an ice cream sandwich though…mmmh Android 4.1: It’s It’s

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by CalBear949 on Aug 29, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

looks tasty

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by kiririn on Aug 29, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

You seem to be really into this technology/market. Care to summarize what this new DroidPrime is and why it’s so cool?

One way or another, this darkness got to give.

by bgunn on Aug 29, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

No real specs out on Nexus Prime yet

It sounds just like the S2 except it’s going to have Android 4.0 and no Samsung overlay on the OS.

It’s not really anything of substance since the S2 will likely get an OS upgrade anyways and the overlay issue is one of personal preference.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 29, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

What's leaked so far

It will have a large (perhaps 4.5") 1280×720 AMOLED display. (That’s significantly higher res than the iPhone 4’s “retinal display.”) Also, it is rumored to sport a dual-core 1.5 GHz (or possibly even faster) processor, and will be the first device running Ice Cream Sandwich (Android 4.0).

by taliesin on Aug 29, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty similar to the S2

which depending on the variant you get will also have the AMOLED display and a 1.5 GHz processor (T-mobile’s version)…ICS is basically the only “upgrade”

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by CalBear949 on Aug 29, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

If that screen resolution turns out to be true, that’s much better than the S II.

by taliesin on Aug 29, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

you’re right…I don’t know why I didn’t catch that…interesting…although there are supposed to upgrades to the US versions of the S2

There’s also a rumor that Samsung is going to release a phone (S2 plus) with a 5.3 inch screen.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 29, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

The Nexus is going to be exclusive on Verizon? Hmm… do I really want to deal with switching carriers?

by taliesin on Aug 29, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe

except I don’t want to spend the extra $15 per person for the data plan…I don’t understand why Verizon does not have a cheap option…

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by CalBear949 on Aug 29, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting… I’ve gone from the G1 to the Nexus One (both Google phones). Now my only two choices are Verizon and AT&T. Perhaps I’ll have to stick with the Google phone.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just mad that I’ve been waiting a fuck-load long time for a good phone, and if this is the one I want, I have to wait two more months. And I’m not sure if it’s what I’ll want.

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by can of corn on Aug 29, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

Appropriately enough…the S2 release party got delayed because of the hurricane.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 29, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m about ready to give up Internet on my phone. If I can make calls and text, I think I’m good.

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by howtheyscored on Aug 29, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thinking about it, too. Or at least, one of those hybrid phones, in which the internet sucks or is non-existent, but there is email and twitter and stuff, and the data plan is half the cost.

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by rotorueter on Aug 29, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like an LG Remarq

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on Aug 29, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

I was speaking with the wife yesterday…I may wait until end of November to get my smartphone so that 1) I can get out of my contract with AT&T (more option, cheaper upgrade), 2) the phone would likely to be cheaper, and 3) Holiday season specials.

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by CalBear949 on Aug 29, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

My plan with T-Mobile is up in November.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

My phone makes calls.

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by Johnny Disaster on Aug 29, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm saved

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by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 29, 2011 10:02 AM PDT reply actions  

An Oh Dah She all’d YES

by Turf_Toe_ on Aug 29, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

What?

the Giants scored 5 or more runs in 25% of their games? When the heck was this?

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by CalBear949 on Aug 29, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing earlier in the season when they still had the magic….and Buster.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 29, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

The graph clearly says “Since 7/1/11”.

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by kiririn on Aug 29, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was just about to say.

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, I see you can read. Lets talk some more.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 29, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants' scoring 1-3 runs/game half the time screws with our perception.

Because they almost never blow anyone out, we tend to remember a lot of close victories.

It’s easy to forget that the team actually scored runs in games like the 4-5 loss to ATL and the 5-7 loss to HOU.

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by kiririn on Aug 29, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ungrateful pitching staff.

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

25 percent of 2 months is like 12 games or something, right? Let me check because I made myself look like an idiot:

7/2 15 DET7/6 6 SD
7/14 6 SD
7/15 6 SD
7/18 5 LA
7/19 5 LA
8/3 8 AZ
8/9 6 PIT
8/14 5 FLA
8/17 7 ATL
8/20 5 HOU lost
8/21 6 SD
8/23 5 SD lost

They won all games but two.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 29, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Teams usually do when they score ≥5 runs.

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by speckops on Aug 29, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oops, the second game is meshed with second one.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 29, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I ment first one. Man, I’m dumb today.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 29, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its Russian Roulette!

1 out 5 games the starter gets a run or less. If it lands on you good luck!

by haroldandsivakumar on Aug 29, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

63.4% of the time the Giants score 3 runs or less.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just noticed the date. I wonder how this stat holds up over the whole season.

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by jhiat00 on Aug 29, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay...Polly Anna!

Giants can take 2 out 3 against Cubs…Dback can lose 2 out 3…

Giants go into the series with the Dbacks…take 2 out of 3 and is 2 games out at the end…

Still believe!

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by CalBear949 on Aug 29, 2011 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Yes

I would be happy to be knocking distance Sept 1st. Get those young guys up here, they gave us a huge push last year. DaRUUUUUUUUN Ford and Co. with the energy!

by Myemail21479 on Aug 29, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Prediction of tonights lineup

Torres CF
Keppinger 2B
Sandoval 3B
Beltran RF
DeRosa LF
Huff 1B
Fontenot SS
Stewart C

Bochy said Belt would play everyday but he says a lot of things that arent true.

I think Belt is feeling pressured by all the giraffe hype. Remember when Sabean talked about Pablo having problems with the Panda stuff? That he wasn’t prepaired for it? Baggs said that Belt is the kind of guy that easily lets outside stuff affect him. I hate this, if true. Just when he started to get it going, the pressure becomes intense.

by Grant_ME_MERCY on Aug 29, 2011 10:54 AM PDT reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/8/29/2391306/on-those-who-have-been-there-before

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by rotorueter on Aug 29, 2011 11:01 AM PDT reply actions  

I save all my boo's for Alex Smith

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by Amigo on Aug 29, 2011 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

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