Game of Threads: A Clash of Cain
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As I was saying...
This sorry team doesn’t deserve to even be considered for the playoffs. The worst scoring team in the NL even being in contention is a joke.
Management has to really look hard in the mirror this winter to decide what kind of team they want to have because with this pathetic offense, you know Cain and Timmy are waiting for free agency to go to a team that can actually score runs. Then they’ll really be screwed for years to come.
I’m out. See you at Spring Training 12
A World Series Championship in SF--Pinch me!
by orange and black on Aug 28, 2011 2:23 PM PDT reply actions
They’re just going to blame it on injuries
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
which doesn't seem unreasonable...
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
He means it so much, he posted it twice.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
He means it so much, he posted it twice.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know about that fancy talk, but I feel like I've been here and done this before.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I SAID GOOD DAY SIR
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
you dont bleed orange and black you dont bleed orange and black
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
See your doctor immediately if this occurs.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
If you think this is bad, you must not be a Warriors fan.
Still here?
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 28, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Just pray Rowand isn’t pinch hitting right now
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
When he bats he looks like he's pinching something.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
SCORE RUNS YOU ASSES
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Cain will probably blame his pitching or something in the postgame interview
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
At this point, what can they do?
This is about the best lineup they can roll out there. Beltran, Pablo, Belt in one lineup. Not much else to work with. The Padres are fuck heads and I think the rest of the NL West will just drop games to the D-Backs form here on out to spite us. It’s over.
I do think both the PAds and the Dodgers
will play harder against the Giants.
Qt
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience
A great pitcher wins this game. That’s why Matt Cain is good, not great.
by badnewsvick on Aug 28, 2011 2:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
ACOC
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I only have two chapters to go in AGOT
So I’ll be revisiting ACOK soon
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
A Game of Thrones = AGOT
A Clash of Kings = ACOK
A Storm of Swords = ASOS
A Feast For Crows = AFFC
A Dance With Dragons = ADWD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
people are already amused that season 2 of the tv show will apparently be
Game of Thrones: Clash of Kings or
GOT COK?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
ACOC?
I knew the first one, I’ll remember the second one because I’m a sick person, but I’ll forget the others.
That is cray-z.
Look at the title of this GDT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Coming "Soon"
TWOW = The Winds of Winter
ADOS = A Dream of Spring
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Shouldn’t it be A Wind of Winter?
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
GRRM has made a career of subverting our expectations
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Yeah, they've at least scored A RUN
"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
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Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...
Beltran would’ve played that on a hop.
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
LAZY
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Fans get excited over a shallow flyout
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
contact high.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeahhhh
California wins the LLWS! Way to represent
"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...
Not even haha, 11, 12, and 13!
"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...
I wanted Japan to win :(
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
it’s worse than that…they’re from the OC!
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
The same LL that Hank Conger played for apparently
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 28, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
how does it get way better?
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL!
sadly true
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
At this point
There have got to be fights in clubhouses across the league as pitchers try and get a shot against the defending World Series Champion Giants offense.
Beltran, Panda and Belt due up next inning. If they don’t so something then, it’s over.
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
They'll get another shot in the 9h.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Aw fuck it's the 7th.
Jesus Christ.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
And threw baseballs in the direction of the catcher
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Bud Norris is pretty much Madison Bumgarner.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Then no-hits us
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
We are no going to score today are we?
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 28, 2011 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
Second verse, same as the first.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Aaaaarrrrggghhh!
fuck this! I’m out for now.
I’d rather watch 20 yr old eps of In Living Color than this monstrosity.
The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
If the Astros win this one 1-0
It’s payback for the Giants beating the Indians on a balk. Only way to explain it.
Sounds like a pretty nice birthday to me…
Wait, mine or hers?
by shaggingflyballs on Aug 28, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I think we should talk some more about United vs. Arsenal today
"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"
What is that, water polo?
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
land-water polo?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience
COME TO ME EDEN HAZARD/GARY NEVILLE/YANN M’VILA/CHRIS SAMBA/YOANN GOURCUFF
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 28, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Gary Neville?
"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 28, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait
Gary Cahill.
Stay away Gary Neville.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 28, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Wenger will have to overpay for Cahill now, but he doesn’t have much of a choice.
"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"
by Useful_Idiot on Aug 28, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Especially after today. He needs someone. I really want Hazard rmore than anyone though. Fellaini too.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 28, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
You’ll take your Park Chu Young and like it.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
And Joel Campbell! Whee! More middling strikers plz!
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
No, his work permit got denied.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Really? I hadn't even heard that.
Pathetic. Just pathetic. Wenger better make 3 big name signings in as many days or it’s goodbye CL for us. If it’s not already too late.
I’m talking like 3 of Cahill, Hazard, Fellaini, Gourcuff, M’villa, etc.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 28, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Also
Fuck Man U
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 28, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
WELL GUESS WE SHOULD JUST TIP OUR CAPS TO BUD NORRIS FOR PITCHING SO GREAT
Ugh.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
damn
just really sunk in how bad this game is
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience
And were in the 7th and only 1hr and 30 min have past by
You follow me, I'll follow you
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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
at least it's quick and less painful
than slow and hard
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience
You must have a good mother.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience
In my 30 years of watching baseball... I have NEVER seen so many players just flat out miss straight fastballs right down the middle of the pipe.
ONE hit.
Against the ASTROS.
Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13
Maybe we should start admiring hits like they are runs?
I’m running out of things to throw.
Get well Buster Posey
FINISH HIM!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
none
just a bunch of veteran players jumping the shark all at the same time
The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
Yeah, those years of statistical record are total nonsense.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
blame Carney Lansford
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
FIRE EVERYBODY
Build an ark and put the pitching staff along with Belt, Posey, Freddy Sanchez, and Sandoval on it.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Gotta keep Beltran off
Might hoard all the food supplies for himself.
by Gitaroo_Dude on Aug 28, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t wait for Cain to blame himself after the game
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
At LEAST blame Whiteside this time.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
why does cain use whiteside? he needs to dump him
by boyessprings on Aug 28, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Day game after night game.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
what - like that would make whiteside play worse? do you need rest to play like garbage?
by boyessprings on Aug 28, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
No, because Stewart needed a break.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Whiteside, Rowand, Tejada and Cabrera should all go away, and preferably this minute.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Did he get any RBIs or homers like Tim?
No?
His fault then for not helping his own cause.
by Gitaroo_Dude on Aug 28, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I blame the avocado tree in center field
Clearly messing up the hitting backdrop by barely peeking over the fence
I rhyme with freak.
But where would Zito get his dinner from?
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That avacado tree is one of the reasons I love AT&T park. I love taking people to the park, showing them the tree and telling them the story of how it got there. So cool. :)
by shaggingflyballs on Aug 28, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
what song is that?
I feel like I’ve heard it before
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s an ad for GoPro cameras or something, and it’s a video of a kayaker set to Skrillex. Pretty incongruous.
by shaggingflyballs on Aug 28, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Those Go Pro cameras are pretty cool
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 28, 2011 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
So we'll be four games out
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:37 PM PDT reply actions
Cain knows this offense. Why won't he throw a perfect game?
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
It's beyond me.
I’ve been saying it since the day posey went down.
"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...
I wanted Mike Napoli.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Yeah cuz he can also play first base!
"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...
that was actually an area of need for us
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience
like last offseason?
I guess they thought Posey wouldn’t possibly get injured.
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Four games out isn’t that bad. The DBacks can’t keep playing how they’re playing, can they?
I feel like the season will be decided in the heads-up matches between us and them.
Yes they can, as well as the Giants can continue to suck out loud at "hitting".
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
But that would require the Giants actually beating the D’backs
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
We've been saying at since we were tied
And we’ve been saying the Snakes are not as good as they are since they were in third.
I rhyme with freak.
ball 3: that was a strike to Huff
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 2:38 PM PDT reply actions
BELT MELT
HUFF PUFF
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do we suck so hard against the Astros?
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
weren't we like beastly against them last year?
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience
because they have pitchers who throw the ball towards home plate
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
The only peace I have is knowing how much reality is gonna slap Houston fans in the face when the next team they face pounds this staff
I'd imagine
Most Houston fans are more amused than anything.
I wish Cabrera could PH for Pablo
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
Panda, walk with me!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
PABBLO
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
Should be two on, no outs.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
WOW.
AMAZING, A FUCKING BASERUNNER
"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...
lol UMP
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions
MVP
MVP
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience
time for the Sunday Belt
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo taking pitches? No way
You follow me, I'll follow you
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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
oh it’s grrrrrrreeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaat to be K’ing!
by Brannigan's Law on Aug 28, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh I just can't wait to be K'ing!
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
ah piss
i knew that wasnt quite right
by Brannigan's Law on Aug 28, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Here comes the strike out
Thrown out.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Please, Brandon
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:43 PM PDT reply actions
last few changeups been crap
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience
BRANDON BELT
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
BELT!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
BELT!
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:43 PM PDT reply actions
Now comes the gritty, clutch, GIDP
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
BELT!
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 2:43 PM PDT reply actions
OMG can it be….. a rally?
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
oh fuck
forgot huff was up
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
this
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL UMP
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extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
The Giants have one baserunner each on a hit, a walk and a hit batter in seven innings. Now that’s diversity for you!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
How San Franciscan of them!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience
He's due . . .
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience
everyone and their mother, grandmother, great grandmother and all of their aunts, uncles, and cousins are due right now.
"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
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Get that OBP above .300, Aubrey!
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 28, 2011 2:44 PM PDT reply actions
AUBREY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
HUFF!!!!
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF!!!!!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
HUfff
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
That was lucky
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
Oh my gosh!
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
Was that really fair!?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
hard to believe, but yes
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Off the foul pole.
I’ll be damned.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Hit the foul pole
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
HUFF!!!!
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF!
Oh no, he didnt’ get to 2nd double play still in line…
Hahaha I love Kuip. “That is down the line…and it’s….A FAIR BALL!!!!!!”
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Wait, if that hit the foul pole, isn’t it a HR?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Hmmm, base of the pole though
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
You know, the padded part.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
/continued penis joke
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
LOL
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
or is that only above a certain height?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Yeah, it has to be above the wall.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Otherwise, it'd be more like blurnsball.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Honestly
That’s a shocker!
The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
Huff is heating up!!!
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
omg runs
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2011 2:47 PM PDT reply actions
YAY
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:47 PM PDT reply actions
we haz the lead!!!
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
GOOD ENOUGH!
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OCHEM
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 2:47 PM PDT reply actions
PROFESSIONAL HITTER!
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
What a nut for the blind squirrel to find!
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
SQUEEZE!
BEST WHEN FRESH!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience
2 runs! We have reached maximum output
Cain had better be able to finish the game now.
Aw, Pablo.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
holy crap!
we got the run in from 3rd w/ less than 2 outs!
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 2:48 PM PDT reply actions
LULZ, I turn off the radio and they score 2 runz
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
eh
said offender isn’t pictured. seems fair game to me
by Brannigan's Law on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Belt needs to learn how to drive in runs like the gritty veterans
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
I was thinking that too.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience
Now I know who to thank.
Thank you.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience
I took a shower when all this happened so obviously that was a pretty gritty move on my part
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 28, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Right when I turn on the mlb.tv stream
Belt gets a hit.
Wooo me!
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn't Sabean know that Whiteside is not a real player?
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, he swings an imaginary bat.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
/ lazy chop
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Whiteside struck out three times on 11 pitches.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
ZOMG NORTHEAST PANIC DISASTER
CNN: “C’mon! Panic? Please? Some looting? Anything?”
I rhyme with freak.
What a terrible movie.
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 28, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL NOT STEWART
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT reply actions
Whiteside doesn’t even look like he’s trying
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
He really doesn't
He’s like “meh, 2 runs should be enough”
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
CLUTCH K BY WHITESIDE
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
I don't think they think that.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Because they don't have unlimited resources.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
??? They have 6 million to sign Tejada, but not 1 million to sign a backup catcher?
You’re giving the Giants too much credit for evaluating offensive players
Out of all backups, catcher is the most important. Whiteside is probably not even 1 of the top 100 catchers in baseball.
You can’t have him as a backup, period.
Whiteside’s a perfectly serviceable backup. He’s just not cut out to play every day.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
They have a finite amount of money to spend.
They have a finite amount of talent in their system.
They have a finite amount of catching talent in their system.
There is a finite amount of talent in the sport.
There is a smaller pool of talent available.
You have to acquire talent either through trade or free agency. If you deem that the value of the upgrade is less than the cost of acquiring that player, you take your chances.
Your back-up catcher, who you are expecting to play maybe 25 games this season, is maybe a 1 win player overall. Maybe.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
They'e not exactly poor.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience
It’s an inefficient allocation of resources to have two legit catchers on one team, especially when one of them is one of the top five catchers in the game.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
I never said that. I'm just saying they have the resources.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience
Because we had some guy called Buster Posey.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, on day one they had Posey.
Whiteside is not an every day catcher, but he’s certainly an acceptable backup. Given the other gaping holes in this team, catcher is not the least of our problems, but it’s not priority one, either.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
#FREEMAXRAMIREZ
The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
I immediately feel better about this game.
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Those first two were really outside.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience
heh
hankschulman Henry Schulman
Going through the archives seeing if Iever [sic] wrote, “And it all started with a Pablo Sandoval walk….”
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Is the [sic] in his tweet?
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
No
Just to be clear, I though the “I” was an “L” so I kept reading it as a Lever lol
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
When it comes to hitting, Ozzie Guillen says it best about Whiteside
He’s a garbage and he’ll be a garbage until he dies.
K, BB, Hit
YEAH
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience
BB, Single, SAC Fly
Better!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience
Pssst.
BB, Single, Single.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
You can find all manner of Belt images here
http://s763.photobucket.com/albums/xx276/mccimages/
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Does Whiteside have the golden sombrero? Or is that 4 K’s?
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
That would be 4 K’s
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
TIP YOUR HAT
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
How many of these Astros hitters are actually gonna end up being legitimate a few years from now?
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
Nice glove, Mr. Titanium
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
LOLCAB
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
by Falconer88 on Aug 28, 2011 2:53 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL O-CAB
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
Could hear it from here
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 28, 2011 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
BRING IN FONTENOT
HE ALWAYS GETS THOSE
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
LOL it would be over his head
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Clownball
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience
Walls should play for the Fathers
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
John Vander Wal once played for the Fathers.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
where does that originate from anyway?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
i should have known that
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
I hated that book
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re a goddamned prince, Ackley kid.
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Love lift us up where we belong
Where the eagles fly on a mountain high
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Get your groundball
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 28, 2011 2:55 PM PDT reply actions
So I actually didn’t hate Cabrera for a few minutes, and now it’s back to normal.
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
From ambivalent hatred to seething, and then back to ambivalence.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
If we win, poor orange and black won't find out until 2012.
/breadfan7 shrugs, tries not to let door hit o and b on the way out.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
DPDPDPDP NOW
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Hmm
Dont you have to try to avoid those?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Oh FFS
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
He didn't even move!
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:56 PM PDT reply actions
ROMO SIGHTING
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:56 PM PDT reply actions
Pulled a Fielder there
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
I see Carlos Corporan attended the Craig Biggio school of HBP artistry.
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
ROMO SIGHTING!
"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
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Romo!
lol “Hey Romo, welcome back buddy!”
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
WHEREZ THE ROMOSEXUALS
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
BACK IN ACTION
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
THERE EVERYWHERE
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
word
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
lol i heard that.
"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...
Come on Cainer don't fuck this up.
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
Doesn't know how to win
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Shouldn’t Romo be used in the ninth for Lee?
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
Danger is happening now though.
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience
This is Cain's inning
Pitch count is low
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
FINISH HIM!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
FINISH HIM
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:58 PM PDT reply actions
Some women wait for Jesus
And some women wait for Cain
So I hang upon my altar
And hoist my axe again
And I take the one who finds me
Back to where it all began
When Jesus was the honeymoon
And Cain was just the man
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Mr. Cain
Please finish him.
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
FINISH HIM NOW!!!!!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
STFD FRENCH ASSHOLE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Marichal also derives from a French name.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
That actually sounds French to me.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
STFD
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
STFD
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
STFD
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
Bourgeois goes to Applebee's for dinner on Friday night with his wife, son and daughter
for a nice family meal.
Bayou
Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.
by Giant among Angels on Aug 28, 2011 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
STFD

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
lol
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
DOWN WITH THE BOURGEOSIE
THE PROLETARIAT WILL RULE THE WORLD SOME DAY
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
FROM EACH ACCORDING TO HIS ABILITY, TO EACH ACCORDING TO HIS NEED
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
ROMO

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
C'mon Cain!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
FINISH HIM NOW!!!!!!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
FINISH HIM!!!!!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
FINISH HIM
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:02 PM PDT reply actions
HYMNS HYMNS HYMNS!
"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
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Same pitch again, matty!
The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
crap
he noticed
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience
COME ON CAIN
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:02 PM PDT reply actions
What’s Cain’s pitch count?
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
/stands, looks around to see if thehavenot is standing
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
MATT: FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
Mr.Cain
Please finish him.
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
extrabaggs Crash Davis said strikeouts are fascist. But if you strike out Bourgeois, does that make you Marxist?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
changeup
all set up now
The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
This aggravation is all Cabrera’s fault
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
In fairness, it DID hit him in the glove.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait....that was foul?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
LOL KUIP
PICK IT UP
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
FINNISH HYMNS!
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Kuip
“That is going to be…PICK IT UP…a foul ball.”
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM PLEASE
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
fuck
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
of course
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU SCHAFER
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
Christ.
"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
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Too high Cain
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
FUCK
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
Uh oh guys
We have to score a 3rd run now
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
I'm really glad the ump gave him a HBP instead of a ball
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
Aaaand
Now I start complaining that we didn’t go to Lopez…
FFFFFFF
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
The Giants don't have one of those except for Lopez, and he's been pitching really well, so there's your answer
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH, CAIN HAS FUCKING SUCKED THIS WHOLE GAME.
It’s a hairy inning, but he isn’t looking terrible.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Ballgame
Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 28, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
Well, we’re not winning this one 2-1, gang.
Also, fuck Jordan Schafer.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
that was a fat pitch
away from the target
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
I somehow knew that was going to happen
by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 28, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
Cabrera giveth, Cabrera taketh.
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God damn it I hate Jordan Schafer.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
fuck that
if Cabrera actually brought a fucking glove and not a shovel out to play ss, we would have been out of the inning.
Did you see the play immediately before that one?
It was one bad play. Sadly, all an opponent of the SF Giants needs.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Wait, he’s going to leave Cain in??
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Oh right, “so he can get the win”.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Probably wants to save Romo for the 9th, but pitcher’s spot is due to lead off.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Martinez, Lee, and Downs in the 9th.
All righties, as was Sanchez.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
to a horrible hitter
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience
I blame Cabs
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience
So why his Cain still in there?
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
All because Cabrera can’t catch a liner right at him
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
It was not an easy play.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Eh, speculation like that is a slippery slope.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
and the ump gave the astros a free baserunner when the guy ran into the pitch
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s a reason the rule is there. Use it!
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:06 PM PDT reply actions
for the lolz
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Because pitcher spot was leading off the bot 8th.
You could put in Romo/Lopez, but then you burn them for a PH
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM
You follow me, I'll follow you
http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/
SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
STFD
but dammit
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
STFD
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!!!!!!!!!
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
STFD
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
STFD
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
YEAH!!! STFD
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One batter too late
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
In the eighth?
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
So whats better for today? Win at the top 9 or bottom 9?
You follow me, I'll follow you
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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
That's why Cain is great
Nothing fazes him
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
I’m really sick of the Farmer’s Insurance “bum bum bum” thing
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Here’s an idea….
MAYBE THE FREAKING OFFENSE COULD….OH I DON’T KNOW….
SCORE SOME DAMN RUNZ ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After they reached the max?
don’t think so.
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
3rd time I've said this--
why not bring in the LOOGY that is one of the best in the business and double switch out one of the two useless bastards in the 7th/8th spot? Fuck, if you don’t want to take the catcher out for the whole extra innings reason, take Cabrera out.
Come on Bochy.
true, and he is great
but you have one of the best LOOGY’s in the business and Cain is over 100 pitches.
I'm not sure making up numbers is better than not using them at all.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
This
The only reason we’re complaining is because Cain’s 3-2 pitch ended up being a hit, rather than an out.
I'd like to see a replay at least
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
Great, another extra innings torture affair
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
no
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
.210/.279/.341 in 154 PAs this year.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
.268/.337/.412 in 1226 PA career
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
SSS
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
FOR THE SHIRE
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:11 PM PDT reply actions
Sauron now rules Middle Earth
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
SAVE US TORRES
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
walkoff homah time!
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience
But Andres isn't
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is Lee always in the right place?
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
Oh DOUBLES PREVENT DEFENSE!?
FUCK YOU BOCHY
It's his first game back.
Calm down.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
they just did
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Big talk from someone who won't even use a name.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
playoff game douches!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Look on the bright side
We got Beltran, Sandoval, and Belt coming up in the 9th.
"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
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WT power
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Once Kepp walks, should Bochy pinch run?
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
PR with who though?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
do you really want Tejada in the ball game?
The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
I can outrun Kepp
Put me in
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
are we even over 15 hits in the series?
holy hell, what an awful offense.
Come on Eileen
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Thanks to you
That song is stuck in my head.
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
You’re welcome.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
I've heard
that the only way to get a song out of your head is to sing it out loud. My parents are going to enjoy this lol
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
Ouch
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
LOL PAREDES
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:14 PM PDT reply actions
IN YOUR FACE!
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 3:14 PM PDT reply actions
zz
ouch
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
THE LIGHTNING LORD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Only works if you use a baseball, though.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
GOOD SPEED AT FIRST BASE
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Beltrain!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
BELTRAN!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
BELTRAN
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
And he high fives without emotion. Fuck him.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Bellytran!
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
BELTRAN!
"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...
BELTRAN
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
Let Panda hit lefty against lefty
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Here's where we PH Sandoval for Tejada?
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
so,Tejada?
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
PANDA GOING RIGHTY
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Ha!
This time we don’t even have Cabrera to pinch hit with! Take THAT, Astros!
Oh shit...
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
I guess the shoulder feels better
The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
So he can hit righty?
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
HE WAS FAKING ALL ALONG
THAT ASSHOLE
#SelfishPanda
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Game winning BALK coming up
Beltran will take off, and make the lefty balk
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
they photoshopped out his mole
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
i miss the mole
it completes him
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience
If they were going to the lefty, this actually would be a good place to PH with Rowand.
Unless that lefty has a slider.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
I’m seriously considering what you’re saying, and I’m disgusted with myself for it.
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
Batting .286 vs. lefties this year.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Willis Reed Sandoval
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 3:17 PM PDT reply actions
c
Why doesn’t he just use a helmet with two flaps?
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Bring em home Panda

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
The Iron Giant is on tv
EPIC WIN.
"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...
It's on... "Hub" whatever channel that is.
"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...
damn, I don’t get that one :(
lol poor
AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!
Well that sucked
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Sigh
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
well, that was dumb
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
God dammit, Panda.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
That was lame
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
FUCK
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
yes, with a new pitcher you want to swing at that first low and away pitch.
You Little Leaguers, take note.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
What, watching these hapless hacks isn't torture enough?
You have a high pain threshold.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
As much as I love the Panda, these one-pitch at-bats late in the game are just killing me.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
this just means Belt walkoff HR
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
with all this horseshit
there has to be a pony somewhere!
I'm gonna go ahead and give this a rec of optimism.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
You just don't quit, do you?
On what are you basing this?
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahahahahaha.
You thinks he bases his complaints on things.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Sorry, Sandoval is gonna be one of those guys that bats like .112 for his SMART career in the post season.
Science!
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
he's no hector sanchez
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Man, that was so dumb. I can't get over it.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
LOL fans
Screaming at a routine ground ball like he hit it into the bleachers.
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
You got to be kidding me? Im being dead serious when I say this. Barry Bonds should teach him about Plate discipline
You follow me, I'll follow you
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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
Yay Romo
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2011 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
SERGIO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Batter against Romo is always a good matchup.
"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
Romo vs. right handed batter
What’s not to like?
FINISH HIM
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
You mean besides being a fucking idiot? I can't think of anything.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
HE ASKS FOR THINGS NICELY
"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter
by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
They remind him of Miguel Tejada.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
At first I laughed at this comment.
And then I just cried.
Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.
dude's been in the postseason several years running.
Personally, that’s meaningless to me unless it was all with the same team.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Jason Marquis had a similar streak.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Honestly I think it's because they remind him of himself.
Mediocre and gritty.
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Eli doesn't understand the principle of "catching"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Missed two of the last three pitches
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Missed three of the last five now
fucking idiot
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
Four of six
fuck
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
STFD
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
STFD
NASTY SLIDER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
STFD
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
STFD
I MISSED YOU SERGIO
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
S-T-F-D!!!!
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Apparently he doesn’t know how to catch
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL WHITESIDE
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
Time for a defensive substitution for Whiteside mid-AB
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
Eli catch the damn ball.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Beltran looks seriously awful in RF
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Nate/ Ross/ Rowand (even Rowand) all get to that
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
But Beltran is comfortable in right field!
But it’s hard to run down fly balls after waking up from that nap.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Wouldn't have mattered, sadly.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
LOL O-CAB
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
Whiteside:
The ball is supposed to go in your glove.
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
Gritty veterans never read the memos
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
I think they mean the catch on the run.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
FUCK FUCK FUCK
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Walk it off ya MAry Sue
Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience
Estes says HI!
Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.
"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.
by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
oh great
this is going to end well
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
That one wasn't on Cab
Horrible 63-bouncer from BUSTran
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
1. Beltran should of ran for that ball
2. CATCH THE FUCKING BALL O-CAB!!!
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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
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I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
But at the same time. I think he thinks that playing it off a bounce if more save that running after the ball and missing it and it passing by him
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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
At least act like you're in a hurry Beltran.
Jogs over to get the ball, then takes his time to make a throw that OCab couldn’t handle. Defensive fail by everyone involved with that play. And hope Lee is OK.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
lets see
slow on fly ball shitty throw, cabrera drops it
GIANTS BASEBALL: FUCK THIS SHIT
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
The way he's been running all over the place this series, I'm not surprised he finally got hurt
No, I’m not glad it happened.
Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.
Bon soir from paris!
Game over
"I dont always hit home runs, but when I do, I prefer World Series winning home runs"
Lee could be out AND out of the game rather than just the latter if Cabrera could catch.
What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?
who is hurt
For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.
Carlos Lee
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
Carlos Lee
Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg
Assuming they don’t score, I’m happy Dinklage is running for Lee.
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
My Giant of Houston
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
SERGIO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
FINISH HIM
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:28 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:28 PM PDT reply actions
STFD DOWNS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
STFD
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
is it just me
or is it odd that every single pitch to Lee was a fastball (according to gameday)?
They were all high fastballs.
Setting up the slider doesn’t work if you don’t throw it.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
STFDOWNS!
"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs
"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
He’s got to be injured or something. They haven’t used him in a while
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Affeldt, not Lopez?
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe Affeldt has proven himself to eat more innings if necessary?
If I was Bochy, I wouldn’t be betting everything on this part of our lineup finishing it in the ninth.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
probably doesn't want to overextend Romo
fresh off the DL
The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
Beltran had a long way to go and decided he had to play the bounce. Seems obvious.
I’m no Beltran defender. But he clearly figured he couldn’t get to the ball on the fly and set himself up to make a good throw. Which he did, and which the waste-of-roster-space flubbed.
What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?
He made a throw that caught the runner. The waste of space, however, didn't catch it.
What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?
Yeah
that wasn’t a great throw from Beltran – he has a better arm than that.
is Lopez hurt?
Affeldt has been coming in a lot lately
People keep asking this
Lope is only allowed to come in in the 8h inning when the Giants have a lead.
/Bochyed
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
look at the grin on Romo's face leaving the mound
by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 28, 2011 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
At some point, Bochy is going to realize that Romo can get lefties too
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
BUT LEFTIES CAN'T HIT LEFTIES
SCIENCE
/bork’d
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
Haha Romo gets an ovation like he just pitched a CG.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
They’re going to pinch hit here. You do know that Bochy, don’t you? They’re not giving you this lefty-lefty matchup you want.
Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.
Methinks the Astros bench is not so deep.
Unless you want Clint Barmes in this spot.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
great...
and if this run from second scores, that will be 2 outs that Ocab dropped that turned into runs :/
She's also from LA.
Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell
Sigh. Romo is once again not being treated with the respect he deserves
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
what
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
PROTIP
for a set-up man, don’t look at saves to save opps
look at saves + holds to save opps
Sergio has 22 saves+holds in 25 opportunities
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
8th inning save, more or less.
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
same rules as saves
except before 9th inning
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.
hey so why can't the Padres beat Arizona, like, ever?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Just to fuck with us
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Until we can beat the worst team in baseball in commanding fashion,
I will not mock the last place team for losing to the first place team.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Time for a walkoff?
"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda
There was a Beyond the Box Score post recently that used Pitch fx to show how Romo is fatal to lefties
But it also showed that, while it is more complicated for him to face righties (because the slider’s lateral movement comes back to them, meaning he has to throw to the outside and risk it finishing over the middle of the plate), he is still better than average against them.
What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?
You got it backwards
He’s fatal to righties because the slider’s movement runs away from them, but against lefties it runs in
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, you're right. What I meant. Don't know why I got dyslexic on that. Same principle anyhow.
What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?
WIN THIS ONE GIANTS
SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper
Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart
by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
all right, now get the walk off
Belt, I am looking at you.
Rowand, go take a shower.
Rally ___________????
Fill in the blank
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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
Into the cove Belt
extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."
THIS THIS THIS
I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55
WIN THE GAME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES
Quote from my adopted son Mike Krukow: "We're the Giants. We're San Francisco. And we're World Series Champions!"
Rally Facebook status

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"
BALUT FTW
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Mmmmmm pre embryo eggs
Feet, beak yum yum yum yum yum delicioso
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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.
OMG KUIPER ADMITTED THAT HUFF 4-3s A LOT
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
While covering himself by saying he 6-3s a lot too
by sarf_london_niner on Aug 28, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
At least he isn't getting picked off!
You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.
Shift A
What an interesting game. Also, SHIT
I'm just a simple Giants fan trying to make my way in the universe.
by Tim Lincecum's Bong on Aug 28, 2011 4:22 PM PDT reply actions

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