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Game of Threads: A Clash of Cain

Haters gonna hate

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As I was saying...

This sorry team doesn’t deserve to even be considered for the playoffs. The worst scoring team in the NL even being in contention is a joke.

Management has to really look hard in the mirror this winter to decide what kind of team they want to have because with this pathetic offense, you know Cain and Timmy are waiting for free agency to go to a team that can actually score runs. Then they’ll really be screwed for years to come.

I’m out. See you at Spring Training 12

A World Series Championship in SF--Pinch me!

by orange and black on Aug 28, 2011 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re just going to blame it on injuries

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

which doesn't seem unreasonable...

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see what else you can blame it on.

by rcleverly on Aug 28, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deja vu, there.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 28, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He means it so much, he posted it twice.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He means it so much, he posted it twice.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know about that fancy talk, but I feel like I've been here and done this before.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

you dont bleed orange and black you dont bleed orange and black

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’d hope not.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

See your doctor immediately if this occurs.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

If you think this is bad, you must not be a Warriors fan.

by notEdreese on Aug 28, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the Warriors there are no expectations.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still here?

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 28, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just pray Rowand isn’t pinch hitting right now

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

When he bats he looks like he's pinching something.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE GIANTS MAKE MY HEART CRY

"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...

by ramin on Aug 28, 2011 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

SCORE RUNS YOU ASSES

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 28, 2011 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain will probably blame his pitching or something in the postgame interview

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Can you photoshop that hat on Goofus?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

At this point, what can they do?

This is about the best lineup they can roll out there. Beltran, Pablo, Belt in one lineup. Not much else to work with. The Padres are fuck heads and I think the rest of the NL West will just drop games to the D-Backs form here on out to spite us. It’s over.

by Gitaroo_Dude on Aug 28, 2011 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Qt

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon Matt Cain

Stop losing.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

What a scrub.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

A great pitcher wins this game. That’s why Matt Cain is good, not great.

by badnewsvick on Aug 28, 2011 2:24 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

yeah!!

Cain is 0-2 at the plate.

Hit some home runs or STFD!

by ecost on Aug 28, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ACOC

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

/giggles

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only have two chapters to go in AGOT

So I’ll be revisiting ACOK soon

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/thatsthejoke.jpg

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are all of those acronyms real things?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Game of Thrones = AGOT
A Clash of Kings = ACOK
A Storm of Swords = ASOS
A Feast For Crows = AFFC
A Dance With Dragons = ADWD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

people are already amused that season 2 of the tv show will apparently be

Game of Thrones: Clash of Kings or

GOT COK?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

HBO: GOT COK?

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ACOC?

I knew the first one, I’ll remember the second one because I’m a sick person, but I’ll forget the others.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Clash of Cain

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at the title of this GDT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

I sometimes give overflow threads the Grant treatment.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coming "Soon"

TWOW = The Winds of Winter
ADOS = A Dream of Spring

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

In 10 years. Yay.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn’t it be A Wind of Winter?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRRM is trolling again

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRRM has made a career of subverting our expectations

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

“LOL READERS” is his favorite expression

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we somehow replace this offense with the California kids in the LLWS?

by monsterlxe on Aug 28, 2011 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, they've at least scored A RUN

"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...

by ramin on Aug 28, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Finally contribute" - Amy G

Grats, MDR, it only took a little under 2 years.

by Kardshark on Aug 28, 2011 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude, what the actual fuck?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltran would’ve played that on a hop.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LAZY

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s just what i was thinking

by ABIJXY on Aug 28, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cause it’s the outfield range why this team is bad

by Kardshark on Aug 28, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team can't even hit a fucking fastball

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Fans get excited over a shallow flyout

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

contact high.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

To Giants… that was a deep fly out

by Kardshark on Aug 28, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeahhhh

California wins the LLWS! Way to represent

"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...

by ramin on Aug 28, 2011 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Not even haha, 11, 12, and 13!

"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
Representing the World Champion SF Giants in SoCal since 2009.
Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...

by ramin on Aug 28, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, every 11 and 12 year old I know is 5’8" 140 lbs.

by Kardshark on Aug 28, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Sabean makes a note to sign them in 20 years

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

USA! USA! USA!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted Japan to win :(

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 28, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

They ARE from SoCal.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s worse than that…they’re from the OC!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 28, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gross.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

would have been better if they were from the Bu

by O R They? on Aug 28, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bu? O_o

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 28, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Malibu…Lonely Island

by O R They? on Aug 28, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooohhhhhh! The Bu!
got it ;D

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 28, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The same LL that Hank Conger played for apparently

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 28, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That must mean October will be way better, right?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

how does it get way better?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The season will be over

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

sadly true

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey comes back and hits 4 walkoffs in the World Series?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point

There have got to be fights in clubhouses across the league as pitchers try and get a shot against the defending World Series Champion Giants offense.

by Gitaroo_Dude on Aug 28, 2011 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltran, Panda and Belt due up next inning. If they don’t so something then, it’s over.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

They'll get another shot in the 9h.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No they won't

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw fuck it's the 7th.

Jesus Christ.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

And threw baseballs in the direction of the catcher

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bud Norris is pretty much Madison Bumgarner.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The icing on this season's shitcake

Will be when Zack Wheeler wins ROY and then a Cy Young.

by diamondnerd on Aug 28, 2011 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Then no-hits us

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Second verse, same as the first.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaaaarrrrggghhh!

fuck this! I’m out for now.

I’d rather watch 20 yr old eps of In Living Color than this monstrosity.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

If the Astros win this one 1-0

It’s payback for the Giants beating the Indians on a balk. Only way to explain it.

by Gitaroo_Dude on Aug 28, 2011 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Bob Davidson

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Start getting used to disappointing birthdays, kid.

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh she will

When she turns 21 and is dancing at the Spearmint Rhino.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a pretty nice birthday to me…

Wait, mine or hers?

by shaggingflyballs on Aug 28, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we should talk some more about United vs. Arsenal today

"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 28, 2011 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

What is that, water polo?

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curling, I think.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

land-water polo?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME TO ME EDEN HAZARD/GARY NEVILLE/YANN M’VILA/CHRIS SAMBA/YOANN GOURCUFF

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 28, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gary Neville?

"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 28, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

Gary Cahill.

Stay away Gary Neville.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 28, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wenger will have to overpay for Cahill now, but he doesn’t have much of a choice.

"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 28, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially after today. He needs someone. I really want Hazard rmore than anyone though. Fellaini too.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 28, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll take your Park Chu Young and like it.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Joel Campbell! Whee! More middling strikers plz!

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, his work permit got denied.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? I hadn't even heard that.

Pathetic. Just pathetic. Wenger better make 3 big name signings in as many days or it’s goodbye CL for us. If it’s not already too late.

I’m talking like 3 of Cahill, Hazard, Fellaini, Gourcuff, M’villa, etc.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 28, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Fuck Man U

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 28, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Post Game Wrap

Walk, LOLside, Bunt, Fly Ball, Ballgame…

by Artimus Clyde on Aug 28, 2011 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

WELL GUESS WE SHOULD JUST TIP OUR CAPS TO BUD NORRIS FOR PITCHING SO GREAT

Ugh.

Croix De Candlestick: You'll be a better person for reading | My adopted Giant: the next Buster Posey, Johnny Monell

by Chulk on Aug 28, 2011 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

NO way!

I’m sure he’s done nothing different all year only now he’s facing the Giants

by O R They? on Aug 28, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn

just really sunk in how bad this game is

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

And were in the 7th and only 1hr and 30 min have past by

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SF GIants Baseball 2011 = Torture Pt. 2. Home of 6 World Series Titles
SF 49ers Football 2011-2012 = ???. Home of 5.5 Super Bowl Champs ( Aaron Rodgers should of been a Niner)
I am a fan of the Warriors and Lakers. I can become a fan of both teams. Nothing wrong with that.

by ayeyoJERM on Aug 28, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least it's quick and less painful

than slow and hard

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

my mother taught me to be thankful for small favors

by ecost on Aug 28, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must have a good mother.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTS GET CARLOS LEE OUT

In other news, I need to go buy a lottery ticket.

by sprdelfin on Aug 28, 2011 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE hit.

Against the ASTROS.

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
1 Cor 13:13

by thirteen on Aug 28, 2011 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe we should start admiring hits like they are runs?

I’m running out of things to throw.

Get well Buster Posey

by Crusher on Aug 28, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought they were the Asstros??!?

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

most if not all

His at bats have been terrible

by rcleverly on Aug 28, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is Lefevre's fault

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

none

just a bunch of veteran players jumping the shark all at the same time

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

It’s like trying to blame Rags for game 6 in 2002

by rcleverly on Aug 28, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find it hard to believe that he is actually helping. Seriously? Could they be any worse?

by Kardshark on Aug 28, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is all Carney Lansford's fault!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

blame Carney Lansford

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIRE EVERYBODY

Build an ark and put the pitching staff along with Belt, Posey, Freddy Sanchez, and Sandoval on it.

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by Chulk on Aug 28, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta keep Beltran off

Might hoard all the food supplies for himself.

by Gitaroo_Dude on Aug 28, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait for Cain to blame himself after the game

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

At LEAST blame Whiteside this time.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside, Rowand, Tejada and Cabrera should all go away, and preferably this minute.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn’t have allowed the runner to steal.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he get any RBIs or homers like Tim?

No?

His fault then for not helping his own cause.

by Gitaroo_Dude on Aug 28, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs to learn how to win.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame the avocado tree in center field

Clearly messing up the hitting backdrop by barely peeking over the fence

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by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito planted it.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

But where would Zito get his dinner from?

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by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That avacado tree is one of the reasons I love AT&T park. I love taking people to the park, showing them the tree and telling them the story of how it got there. So cool. :)

by shaggingflyballs on Aug 28, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was you who threw the pit there, wasn’t it!

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s with the dubstep in that ad?

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

what song is that?

I feel like I’ve heard it before

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
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Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh lord

is there really a Skrillex ad?

by rcleverly on Aug 28, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s an ad for GoPro cameras or something, and it’s a video of a kayaker set to Skrillex. Pretty incongruous.

by shaggingflyballs on Aug 28, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those Go Pro cameras are pretty cool

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 28, 2011 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

So we'll be four games out

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by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain knows this offense. Why won't he throw a perfect game?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Why didn’t this team acquire a catcher again?

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Academic.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's beyond me.

I’ve been saying it since the day posey went down.

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by ramin on Aug 28, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted Mike Napoli.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah cuz he can also play first base!

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by ramin on Aug 28, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

And hit.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was actually an area of need for us

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
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by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

still is

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

like last offseason?

I guess they thought Posey wouldn’t possibly get injured.

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2010 Giants: World Series Champs

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

“THIS IS DOGSHIT!”

GERKONNENACHEN

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Four games out isn’t that bad. The DBacks can’t keep playing how they’re playing, can they?

I feel like the season will be decided in the heads-up matches between us and them.

by diamondnerd on Aug 28, 2011 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes they can, as well as the Giants can continue to suck out loud at "hitting".

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that would require the Giants actually beating the D’backs

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"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

We've been saying at since we were tied

And we’ve been saying the Snakes are not as good as they are since they were in third.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

ball 3: that was a strike to Huff

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2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

TIP YOUR CAP

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

BALL FUCKING FOUR

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Why would you swing at that?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BELTRAN

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking wow

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Aug 28, 2011 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s hard to believe that Beltran has an OBP of .380.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit, the broadcast guys are rhyming inadvertently.

This is a bad sign.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

BELT MELT

HUFF PUFF

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do we suck so hard against the Astros?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
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by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

weren't we like beastly against them last year?

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by ramin on Aug 28, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. They had to face Timmy every series. It was fun.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got beat by the Giants a lot last year.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do we suck so hard against the Astros?

There ya go.

by boonitez on Aug 28, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

because they have pitchers who throw the ball towards home plate

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd imagine

Most Houston fans are more amused than anything.

by boonitez on Aug 28, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn’t they be rooting for the Texans now or something?

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

It’s the Giants that are sucking real bad. I’m sure most Astro fans are aware how useless the offense is for this team.

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
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by thirteen on Aug 28, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please homer, Pablo.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish someone would show some life

"Can Manchester United score? They always score... Peter Schmeichel is forward... Beckham, in towards Schmeichel- it's come for Dwight Yorke. Cleared... Giggs with a shot- SHERINGHAM!"

by Useful_Idiot on Aug 28, 2011 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish Cabrera could PH for Pablo

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

How has no one hit one of these belt high middle of the plate fastballs?

by Ursa Major on Aug 28, 2011 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Slow bats

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here comes the clutch K!

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda, walk with me!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

FIRST WALK OF THE DAY!!

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

PABBLO

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
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by greekfro on Aug 28, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

This game was expected. We did, after all, get dominated by J.A. Happ

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Should be two on, no outs.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheater

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW.

AMAZING, A FUCKING BASERUNNER

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by ramin on Aug 28, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

lol UMP

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

MVP

MVP

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

time for the Sunday Belt

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Do something good, Belt.

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo taking pitches? No way

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 28, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Is it hit and run time, Boch?

by boonitez on Aug 28, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Belt: do something good.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Can you please hit the Fucking ball Belt? Great time to start “K’ing” in every AB

by iHateBochy on Aug 28, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

oh it’s grrrrrrreeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaat to be K’ing!

by Brannigan's Law on Aug 28, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I just can't wait to be K'ing!

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah piss

i knew that wasnt quite right

by Brannigan's Law on Aug 28, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

IM GONNA BE A MIGHT K’ING SO ENEMIES BEWARE

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here comes the strike out

Thrown out.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Please, Brandon

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

last few changeups been crap

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

BRANDON BELT

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

BELT!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

BELT!

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Now comes the gritty, clutch, GIDP

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

BELT!

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Now here comes the clutch double play

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for the clutch GIDP.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG can it be….. a rally?

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by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

oh fuck

forgot huff was up

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"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit, Huff.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL UMP

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by ramin on Aug 28, 2011 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing we have Aubrey Huff up next. Followed by Orlando Cabrera. Then Eli Whiteside. Then the pitcher.

by boonitez on Aug 28, 2011 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
The Giants have one baserunner each on a hit, a walk and a hit batter in seven innings. Now that’s diversity for you!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

How San Franciscan of them!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's due . . .

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

everyone and their mother, grandmother, great grandmother and all of their aunts, uncles, and cousins are due right now.

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by ramin on Aug 28, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

how are they going to fuck this one up?

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Aug 28, 2011 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff, Cabrera, Whiteside. Cool.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff will save us!!

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

YES!!!

Wheeeeeeeeeeee.

by urea on Aug 28, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, I told you.

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re on a roll!

Wheeeeeeeeeeee.

by urea on Aug 28, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

AUBREY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!!!!

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HUfff

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

That was lucky

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 28, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my gosh!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that really fair!?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

hard to believe, but yes

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Off the foul pole.

I’ll be damned.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hit the foul pole

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by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!!!!

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by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!

Oh no, he didnt’ get to 2nd double play still in line…

by NHL84 on Aug 28, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha I love Kuip. “That is down the line…and it’s….A FAIR BALL!!!!!!”

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

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by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!!!! OH MY GOD! ITS A MIRACLE! I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!!

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!

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by ramin on Aug 28, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I am speechless

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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

That’ll be down the right-field line. That’s a…FAIR BALL!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, if that hit the foul pole, isn’t it a HR?

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm, base of the pole though

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has to be over the wall.

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by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Base of the pole.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, the padded part.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

/continued penis joke

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

or is that only above a certain height?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it has to be above the wall.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Otherwise, it'd be more like blurnsball.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck yeah

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by camwoody on Aug 28, 2011 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Honestly

That’s a shocker!

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by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the clutch double play

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by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

O-CAB

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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff is heating up!!!

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by DJ Tofu on Aug 28, 2011 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d call a squeeze here.

by boonitez on Aug 28, 2011 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

SUICIDE SQUEEZE!!!! DO IT!!!!!!!

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by ramin on Aug 28, 2011 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Good enough OCab

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by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

omg runs

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2011 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY

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by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, I’ll take it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

we haz the lead!!!

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by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD ENOUGH!

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by ramin on Aug 28, 2011 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

OCHEM

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by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

The heart of our order actually came through! They did it! Like a real team does!

by diamondnerd on Aug 28, 2011 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

O CAB DID SOMETHING?

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

PROFESSIONAL HITTER!

Rally Jerry!
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by greekfro on Aug 28, 2011 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

What a nut for the blind squirrel to find!

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

SQUEEZE!

BEST WHEN FRESH!

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

clutch first-pitch hacking there

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 28, 2011 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

2 runs! We have reached maximum output

Cain had better be able to finish the game now.

by joe t on Aug 28, 2011 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw, Pablo.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

/Needz moar “Soul Glow” on tha afro

by iHateBochy on Aug 28, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy crap!

we got the run in from 3rd w/ less than 2 outs!

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LULZ, I turn off the radio and they score 2 runz

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by SoCalGgal on Aug 28, 2011 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

is it possible to permanently disable the sound from At Bat?! lol

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by SoCalGgal on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

running people over since 2011

by Brannigan's Law on Aug 28, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh

said offender isn’t pictured. seems fair game to me

by Brannigan's Law on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

the absurdity factor outweighs the too soon factor, sad to say

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by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt needs to learn how to drive in runs like the gritty veterans

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by DJ Tofu on Aug 28, 2011 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I should probably be watching this.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 28, 2011 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I was thinking that too.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

They perked up after I started watching. It’s me.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve no doubt.

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by TheLetter2 on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I know who to thank.

Thank you.

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I took a shower when all this happened so obviously that was a pretty gritty move on my part

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 28, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

WASH YOURSELF MORE

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

But could it be gritty if you were cleaning yourself?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listening on the radio keeps my blood pressure down.

by diamondnerd on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right when I turn on the mlb.tv stream

Belt gets a hit.

Wooo me!

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t Whiteside know he doesn’t need to swing?

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn't Sabean know that Whiteside is not a real player?

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he swings an imaginary bat.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol 0-2 FB down the middle.

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

/ lazy chop

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by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside struck out three times on 11 pitches.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I should let the Giants know that my grandmother is available to play catcher

by ecost on Aug 28, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

my god you suck whiteside

by chenster on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

The Perfect Storm is on AMC

/AMC trolling the East Coast

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by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

ah a contingency plan

by rcleverly on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZOMG NORTHEAST PANIC DISASTER

CNN: “C’mon! Panic? Please? Some looting? Anything?”

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by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a terrible movie.

Carter Jurica!
"Has anyone really been for even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 28, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NOT STEWART

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by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside doesn’t even look like he’s trying

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

He really doesn't

He’s like “meh, 2 runs should be enough”

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by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLUTCH K BY WHITESIDE

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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't think they think that.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because they don't have unlimited resources.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

??? They have 6 million to sign Tejada, but not 1 million to sign a backup catcher?

You’re giving the Giants too much credit for evaluating offensive players

by Kardshark on Aug 28, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside’s a perfectly serviceable backup. He’s just not cut out to play every day.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

If your definition of serviceable is HORRIBLE at everything, then I agree.

by Kardshark on Aug 28, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll just say here that I find the rabid Whiteside hate really weird.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wanted Cain for Fielder, didn't you?

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think his play in 2010 made him a serviceable backup.

This year has been brutal, though. I think he’s hit the wall.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have a finite amount of money to spend.
They have a finite amount of talent in their system.
They have a finite amount of catching talent in their system.
There is a finite amount of talent in the sport.
There is a smaller pool of talent available.

You have to acquire talent either through trade or free agency. If you deem that the value of the upgrade is less than the cost of acquiring that player, you take your chances.

Your back-up catcher, who you are expecting to play maybe 25 games this season, is maybe a 1 win player overall. Maybe.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

They'e not exactly poor.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s an inefficient allocation of resources to have two legit catchers on one team, especially when one of them is one of the top five catchers in the game.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never said that. I'm just saying they have the resources.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because we had some guy called Buster Posey.

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by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, on day one they had Posey.

Whiteside is not an every day catcher, but he’s certainly an acceptable backup. Given the other gaping holes in this team, catcher is not the least of our problems, but it’s not priority one, either.

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by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

#FREEMAXRAMIREZ

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by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

ABW

Anyone But Whiteside

by budgerock on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I immediately feel better about this game.

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by ramin on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Those first two were really outside.

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Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

heh

hankschulman Henry Schulman
Going through the archives seeing if Iever [sic] wrote, “And it all started with a Pablo Sandoval walk….”

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Is the [sic] in his tweet?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Just to be clear, I though the “I” was an “L” so I kept reading it as a Lever lol

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad

It would have been funny if he had put a [sic] in.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only selfish Beltran had not swung at ball 4

by rpm164 on Aug 28, 2011 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

K, BB, Hit

YEAH

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

BB, Single, SAC Fly

Better!

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pssst.

BB, Single, Single.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

xx

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by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can find all manner of Belt images here

http://s763.photobucket.com/albums/xx276/mccimages/

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Whiteside have the golden sombrero? Or is that 4 K’s?

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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

he needs one more

so it’s unlikely

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 28, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be 4 K’s

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by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has the hat trick

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by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIP YOUR HAT

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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many of these Astros hitters are actually gonna end up being legitimate a few years from now?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Martinez and Bogusevic look pretty good

That Carlos Lee guy looks like he might be able to be one of the best in the league someday

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 28, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

so close

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice glove, Mr. Titanium

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLCAB

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 28, 2011 2:53 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL O-CAB

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Could hear it from here

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 28, 2011 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

clank

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 28, 2011 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Everytime a fielder misses a ball he should catch = Knucklball

by iHateBochy on Aug 28, 2011 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

BRING IN FONTENOT

HE ALWAYS GETS THOSE

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 28, 2011 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL it would be over his head

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clank

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Should’ve caught that

by rpm164 on Aug 28, 2011 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Clownball

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Walls should play for the Fathers

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Vander Wal once played for the Fathers.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND AFTER AAAAAALLL
HE’S JOHN VANDER WAAAAAAAL

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG GENTLEMAN AND A SCHOLAR

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

where does that originate from anyway?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i should have known that

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hated that book

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re a goddamned prince, Ackley kid.

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love lift us up where we belong
Where the eagles fly on a mountain high

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that was from An Officer and a Gentleman. Close enough.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I actually didn’t hate Cabrera for a few minutes, and now it’s back to normal.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

back to normal levels of hatred?

by chenster on Aug 28, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

From ambivalent hatred to seething, and then back to ambivalence.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we win, poor orange and black won't find out until 2012.

/breadfan7 shrugs, tries not to let door hit o and b on the way out.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

ha ha ha!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 28, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

DPDPDPDP NOW

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm

Dont you have to try to avoid those?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

He didn’t try to get away from that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh FFS

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

He didn't even move!

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t pitch with a lead

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMO SIGHTING

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Pulled a Fielder there

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 28, 2011 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

When did the Astros re-sign Biggio? – Fucker used to do that all the time

by iHateBochy on Aug 28, 2011 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

extrabaggs Andrew Baggarly
I see Carlos Corporan attended the Craig Biggio school of HBP artistry.

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROMO SIGHTING!

"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
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by ramin on Aug 28, 2011 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought umps used to call those.

What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?

by hilarie on Aug 28, 2011 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo!

lol “Hey Romo, welcome back buddy!”

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEREZ THE ROMOSEXUALS

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

BACK IN ACTION

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/dusts self off
HERE! :D

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 28, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cathedral City, CA

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

HANGING FROM THE RAFTERS

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 28, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

THERE EVERYWHERE

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 28, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

word

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a douche!

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

“HEY ROMO. WELCOME BACK , BUDDY”

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

lol i heard that.

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by ramin on Aug 28, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Cainer don't fuck this up.

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Aug 28, 2011 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn't know how to win

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn’t Romo be used in the ninth for Lee?

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Danger is happening now though.

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is Cain's inning

Pitch count is low

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Some women wait for Jesus
And some women wait for Cain
So I hang upon my altar
And hoist my axe again
And I take the one who finds me
Back to where it all began
When Jesus was the honeymoon
And Cain was just the man

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:58 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL “googly-goo”. It’s called a googly.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

This team is frustrating.

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

McC: Don't get it? Try the McWiki wiki.

by Merope on Aug 28, 2011 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Mr. Cain

Please finish him.

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 28, 2011 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM NOW!!!!!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

0-2 to 3-2

clockwork

Just like we go 3-0 to K

by joe t on Aug 28, 2011 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD FRENCH ASSHOLE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

he surrendered

like the frenchman that he is

by joe t on Aug 28, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? I thought it came from Linscombe

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

shush

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 28, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marichal also derives from a French name.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That actually sounds French to me.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially the way it’s usually pronounced in English.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

?

huh

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing says a “Nice family meal” like a dinner from a restaurant who microwaves 3/4 of their food

by iHateBochy on Aug 28, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bayou

Giant Dirtbags: :(
Jeremy Affeldt is terrible.

by Giant among Angels on Aug 28, 2011 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck, it’s Schafer.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOWN WITH THE BOURGEOSIE

THE PROLETARIAT WILL RULE THE WORLD SOME DAY

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FROM EACH ACCORDING TO HIS ABILITY, TO EACH ACCORDING TO HIS NEED

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROMO

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Cain!

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM NOW!!!!!!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!!!!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 28, 2011 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

HYMNS HYMNS HYMNS!

"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
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by ramin on Aug 28, 2011 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Same pitch again, matty!

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Same pitch

Take it again

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

crap

he noticed

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON CAIN

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s Cain’s pitch count?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

109-1

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

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by Merope on Aug 28, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT: FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Mr.Cain

Please finish him.

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 28, 2011 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

extrabaggs Crash Davis said strikeouts are fascist. But if you strike out Bourgeois, does that make you Marxist?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

changeup

all set up now

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

argh

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Aug 28, 2011 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

This aggravation is all Cabrera’s fault

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

In fairness, it DID hit him in the glove.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait....that was foul?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

PICK IT UP

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL KUIP

PICK IT UP

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

"That's going to be........PICK IT UP."-Kuip

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HYMNS!

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Kuiper

PICK IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by sprdelfin on Aug 28, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Eckstein moment

Gritty at-bat, gritty base hit!

by diamondnerd on Aug 28, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip

“That is going to be…PICK IT UP…a foul ball.”

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

END IT

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM PLEASE

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 28, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Jordan Schafer

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

F7U12

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain doesn't know how to win.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

of course

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU SCHAFER

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Christ.

"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
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by ramin on Aug 28, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Too high Cain

You follow me, I'll follow you

http://ayeyooojerm.tumblr.com/

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 28, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Aug 28, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh guys

We have to score a 3rd run now

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaaand

Now I start complaining that we didn’t go to Lopez…

by boonitez on Aug 28, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFF

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
Please follow my Twitter

by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants don't have one of those except for Lopez, and he's been pitching really well, so there's your answer

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH, CAIN HAS FUCKING SUCKED THIS WHOLE GAME.

It’s a hairy inning, but he isn’t looking terrible.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ballgame

Carter Jurica!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Aug 28, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, we’re not winning this one 2-1, gang.

Also, fuck Jordan Schafer.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, we’re not winning this one 2-1, gang.

by Lakers1230 on Aug 28, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a pretty fat pitch

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a fat pitch

away from the target

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I somehow knew that was going to happen

by Dingoes Ate My Baby on Aug 28, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Cabrera giveth, Cabrera taketh.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t see how either runner reached. Did Cabrera have something to do with either of them?

by boonitez on Aug 28, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clanked first one. Second one was a HBP on a guy that didn’t try to get out of the way, which by rule is a ball not a HBP. So there you go.

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 28, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn it I hate Jordan Schafer.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Here we go again…………………

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by Merope on Aug 28, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FOR ONCE I BLAME MATT CAIN FOR HIS OWN MISFORTUNE

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck that

if Cabrera actually brought a fucking glove and not a shovel out to play ss, we would have been out of the inning.

by joe t on Aug 28, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

^this

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by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see the play immediately before that one?

It was one bad play. Sadly, all an opponent of the SF Giants needs.

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by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, he’s going to leave Cain in??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh right, “so he can get the win”.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the only thing I can think of.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably wants to save Romo for the 9th, but pitcher’s spot is due to lead off.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Martinez, Lee, and Downs in the 9th.

All righties, as was Sanchez.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Horrible location

by rpm164 on Aug 28, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

to a horrible hitter

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
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by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Cabs

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Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

So why his Cain still in there?

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

All because Cabrera can’t catch a liner right at him

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

It was not an easy play.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the ump gave the astros a free baserunner when the guy ran into the pitch

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by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

They never call that

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a reason the rule is there. Use it!

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"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn Cain always gets into those full counts and they kill him, fucking Giants Offense too…

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 28, 2011 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Why get the relievers up if you’re not going to bring them in?

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by Merope on Aug 28, 2011 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

for the lolz

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Felipe is tutoring Bochy.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because pitcher spot was leading off the bot 8th.

You could put in Romo/Lopez, but then you burn them for a PH

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by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

You follow me, I'll follow you

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 28, 2011 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

ok Matt its 1-2 try not to get into a full count

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 28, 2011 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

but dammit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!!!!

Rally Jerry!
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by greekfro on Aug 28, 2011 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
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by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH!!! STFD

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by ramin on Aug 28, 2011 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

One batter too late

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

In the eighth?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So whats better for today? Win at the top 9 or bottom 9?

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 28, 2011 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Top of the lineup!

Let’s do it, Norris out of the game!

by diamondnerd on Aug 28, 2011 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

That's why Cain is great

Nothing fazes him

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m really sick of the Farmer’s Insurance “bum bum bum” thing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Here’s an idea….
MAYBE THE FREAKING OFFENSE COULD….OH I DON’T KNOW….
SCORE SOME DAMN RUNZ ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Merope on Aug 28, 2011 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

After they reached the max?

don’t think so.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

no rownads
no rownads
no rownads
no rownads

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Aug 28, 2011 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

3rd time I've said this--

why not bring in the LOOGY that is one of the best in the business and double switch out one of the two useless bastards in the 7th/8th spot? Fuck, if you don’t want to take the catcher out for the whole extra innings reason, take Cabrera out.

Come on Bochy.

by joe t on Aug 28, 2011 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, let the 9,10 and 11 hitters go in order so we’ll have the 3,4,5 in the 9th.

by Kardshark on Aug 28, 2011 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Great, another extra innings torture affair

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

just so they can lose in 13

by rcleverly on Aug 28, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

Isn’t Font awful against RHP?

by boonitez on Aug 28, 2011 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

.210/.279/.341 in 154 PAs this year.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

.268/.337/.412 in 1226 PA career

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Rowand is amazing against LHP.

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOR THE SHIRE

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that the guy who’s Fontenot’s cousin?

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Sauron now rules Middle Earth

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by ToddCommish on Aug 28, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

SAVE US TORRES

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

walkoff homah time!

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

jk

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andre's due

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Due to make out again

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Andres isn't

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Lee always in the right place?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

It's his first game back.

Calm down.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you seen the rest of the team?

by boonitez on Aug 28, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

they just did

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big talk from someone who won't even use a name.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

playoff game douches!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look on the bright side

We got Beltran, Sandoval, and Belt coming up in the 9th.

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by ramin on Aug 28, 2011 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WT power

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once Kepp walks, should Bochy pinch run?

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by ToddCommish on Aug 28, 2011 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

PR with who though?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you really want Tejada in the ball game?

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can outrun Kepp

Put me in

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 28, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take out our Astros-killer?

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 28, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

but BUD NORRIS

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by RDreamer on Aug 28, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Eileen

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks to you

That song is stuck in my head.

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re welcome.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've heard

that the only way to get a song out of your head is to sing it out loud. My parents are going to enjoy this lol

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 28, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH??? We’d like him to hit too.

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by Merope on Aug 28, 2011 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WHAT

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 28, 2011 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

KEPPINGER’S BAT IS UNSTOPPABLE

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PAREDES

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

IN YOUR FACE!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

zz

ouch

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

THE LIGHTNING LORD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

HIS FLAMING BAT IS UNSTOPPABLE

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, drilling the third baseman in the jaw is one way to get a hit.

by sprdelfin on Aug 28, 2011 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Only works if you use a baseball, though.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD SPEED AT FIRST BASE

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keppinger's bat is unstoppable

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Belt-ran. Do something good.

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Aug 28, 2011 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Bustran!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltrain!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

BELTRAN!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

BELTRAN

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

And he high fives without emotion. Fuck him.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE LOOKED PISSED HE WASNT THE CENTE RO ATTENTION

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god they're gonna turn Panda around

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Bellytran!

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

BELTRAN!

"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
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Pretty much the only Persian in California obsessed with baseball...

by ramin on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

BELTRAN

"Campeones." - Andres Torres
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by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Please Panda please!!!

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by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

oh fuck don’t take out Sandoval

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to PH for Pablo!!

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Let Panda hit lefty against lefty

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by ToddCommish on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Here's where we PH Sandoval for Tejada?

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

so,Tejada?

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LoL – Here comes Tejada for Sandoval

by iHateBochy on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Here we go again.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

come on!

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG WHAT IS GOING ON

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA GOING RIGHTY

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo’s going to hit right handed, apparently.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha!

This time we don’t even have Cabrera to pinch hit with! Take THAT, Astros!

by boonitez on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh shit...

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by Chulk on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA!

Pablo has called their bluff.

by Gitaroo_Dude on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

/Lays down 2 scrable pieces and a Steve Hosey card.

by iHateBochy on Aug 28, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Bochy pinch hits Rowand here, I’m out.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

PINCH HIT TEJADA FOR SANDOVAL!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS SOME KIRK GIBSON SHIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess the shoulder feels better

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

pablo RH

Pitching and defense wins championships, but oh those dingerz....

by kb2011sfg on Aug 28, 2011 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

So he can hit righty?

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by Chulk on Aug 28, 2011 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

HE WAS FAKING ALL ALONG

THAT ASSHOLE
#SelfishPanda

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game winning BALK coming up

Beltran will take off, and make the lefty balk

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 28, 2011 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop!

It’s Panda TIme!!

by ecost on Aug 28, 2011 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

hawt

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

they photoshopped out his mole

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guido tastic

I can smell the jagerbombs from here

by rcleverly on Aug 28, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i miss the mole

it completes him

Pablo Sandoval: The Triforce of Courage
Buster Posey: The Triforce of Wisdom
Brandon Belt: The Triforce of Patience

by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I just vom’d a little

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 28, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

TEJADA IS A MUCH MORE CLUTCH GRITTY VETERAN THAN SANDOVAL

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

If they were going to the lefty, this actually would be a good place to PH with Rowand.

Unless that lefty has a slider.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m seriously considering what you’re saying, and I’m disgusted with myself for it.

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 28, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Batting .286 vs. lefties this year.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Willis Reed Sandoval

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

c

Why doesn’t he just use a helmet with two flaps?

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Because Victorino does.

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is going to be one of those epic moments in Giants history, where Pablo had actually been healed but Bochy was keeping it a secret until just the right moment…

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 28, 2011 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Think Beltran was happy Norris was out?

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think they’re full-length movies.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank the lord but still

by posey yaknowsy on Aug 28, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring em home Panda

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

The Iron Giant is on tv

EPIC WIN.

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by ramin on Aug 28, 2011 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

what channel?!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 28, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's on... "Hub" whatever channel that is.

"Alone we are weak, together we are VOGELSTRONG"
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by ramin on Aug 28, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yoshifan can tell you all about Hub.

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn, I don’t get that one :(
lol poor

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 28, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No ponies for you!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh RATS!

AT&T Park, Home of the WS Champion SF Giants, and Disneyland-so much MAGIC inside!

by SoCalGgal on Aug 28, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yoshifan’s favorite channel.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that sucked

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Should have let Tejada hit.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

well, that was anti climactic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that was anticlimactic.

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

ck hack

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

well, that was dumb

"There was no torture in the end. Only rapture." - Mike Krukow
2010 Giants: World Series Champs

"Orlando before Zod" doesn't have the same nice ring to it.
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

“Evil will ALWAYS triumph… Because Good is dumb…”

by iHateBochy on Aug 28, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

— Edmund Burke’s sekrit morphine diary

I rhyme with freak.

by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

God dammit, Panda.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

anticlimatic

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross

by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

That was lame

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

oh right

Pablo can hack at the first pitch right-handed, too

Have you seen my son's velocity?

Pithy.

by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 28, 2011 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on Aug 28, 2011 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

yes, with a new pitcher you want to swing at that first low and away pitch.

You Little Leaguers, take note.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Where's my torture?

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 28, 2011 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

What, watching these hapless hacks isn't torture enough?

You have a high pain threshold.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, because I never had any hope of winning. But right there they started to tease me with a go-ahead run and just as quickly ended that hope.

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 28, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that was anti-climactic.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

We should have went out in order. Now we have Belt and Huff against the lefty in the ninth.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

this just means Belt walkoff HR

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by RDreamer on Aug 28, 2011 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

with all this horseshit

there has to be a pony somewhere!

by joe t on Aug 28, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a pony,

It’s a baby giraffe

by Lakers1230 on Aug 28, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I'm gonna go ahead and give this a rec of optimism.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just don't quit, do you?

On what are you basing this?

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahahahaha.

You thinks he bases his complaints on things.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's no hector sanchez

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that was anticlimactic!

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, that was so dumb. I can't get over it.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta be more aggressive at the plate, start swinging before the pitcher winds up!!!!

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by Merope on Aug 28, 2011 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL fans

Screaming at a routine ground ball like he hit it into the bleachers.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Coupled with dressing in animal costumes, they really are the worst people in the planet.

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got to be kidding me? Im being dead serious when I say this. Barry Bonds should teach him about Plate discipline

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 28, 2011 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

ROMO

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 28, 2011 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I missed that slider.

by boonitez on Aug 28, 2011 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Romo

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 28, 2011 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Batter against Romo is always a good matchup.

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes. Take out Keppinger instead of Cabrera.

What the fuck is wrong with Bochy?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

You mean besides being a fucking idiot? I can't think of anything.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does he love players like Cabrera?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE ASKS FOR THINGS NICELY

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by Murray, Present on Aug 28, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

They remind him of Miguel Tejada.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

At first I laughed at this comment.

And then I just cried.

Adopted father of Chris Lincecum, without whom (quite literally) Timmy would not exist.

by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude's been in the postseason several years running.

Personally, that’s meaningless to me unless it was all with the same team.

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jason Marquis had a similar streak.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly I think it's because they remind him of himself.

Mediocre and gritty.

Giants baseball: So hollow, so empty.

"You don't go out with the pressure that you've gotta be perfect. It's more, 'I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.' "--Tim Lincecum discussing how he deals with the shitty Giants offense.

by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I think as well

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cabrera’s due up third in the ninth. That wouldn’t make sense.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can finally leave the closet again.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Eli doesn't understand the principle of "catching"

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 28, 2011 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Missed two of the last three pitches

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 28, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Missed three of the last five now

fucking idiot

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 28, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Four of six

fuck

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya

by ToddCommish on Aug 28, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

NASTY SLIDER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

I MISSED YOU SERGIO

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

S-T-F-D!!!!

I'm on the twitters @FFFFFFFFreak55

by Falconer88 on Aug 28, 2011 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently he doesn’t know how to catch

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus Christ, Eli, catch the ball.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WHITESIDE

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside can’t hang.

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by ramin on Aug 28, 2011 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for a defensive substitution for Whiteside mid-AB

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol this is getting ridiculous

"What happens in the broadcast booth stays in the broadcast booth." Randy Hahn
"Pity is the drug of quitters" Drew Remenda

by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Eli catch the damn ball.

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by Chulk on Aug 28, 2011 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltran looks seriously awful in RF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I call him gerald. he’s a pristine white handkerchief, though? nediB eoJ Joe Biden ‽ Joe Biden.

by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate/ Ross/ Rowand (even Rowand) all get to that

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Beltran is comfortable in right field!

But it’s hard to run down fly balls after waking up from that nap.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you Cabrera

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Wouldn't have mattered, sadly.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good grief.

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL O-CAB

SWING AND A MISS! AND THAT'S IT! The Giants are world series champions, and they come pouring out of the dugout!
-Duane Kuiper

Adopted Giant: Chris Stewart

by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, awful throw and awful... "catch"?

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 28, 2011 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside:

The ball is supposed to go in your glove.

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 28, 2011 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Please forward this memo to Cabrera as well.

by boonitez on Aug 28, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gritty veterans never read the memos

Rally Jerry!
Greekfro (insert unnecessary scribbles)
"Stupid dog, you make me look bad!" -Eustace Bagg

by greekfro on Aug 28, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit

"Lee pitches...Renteria hits a high drive, deep left-center field, David Murphy going back, he's on the warning track—it is...go-one!"

by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE MAKES THAT PLAY!!!!

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by Merope on Aug 28, 2011 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Cabrera still doesn't catch the ball.

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by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they mean the catch on the run.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's still on the DL, though, right?

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by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, and if he wasn’t he’d be on the bench so… meh.

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by Merope on Aug 28, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably.

But I do miss him.

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by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK

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by Falconer88 on Aug 28, 2011 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Walk it off ya MAry Sue

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by fracon on Aug 28, 2011 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Estes says HI!

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by Sabean's_Folly on Aug 28, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

hiiiiiii shawnieeeee /giggles

No, I’ve never gotten over him.

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by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/kruk still wants to trade for Lee

by posey yaknowsy on Aug 28, 2011 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, NOW the Giants will tade for Carlos Lee

by iHateBochy on Aug 28, 2011 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

and maybe trade for him too

by iHateBochy on Aug 28, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU SEE? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY??

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by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

oh great

this is going to end well

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by camwoody on Aug 28, 2011 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

That one wasn't on Cab

Horrible 63-bouncer from BUSTran

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by ToddCommish on Aug 28, 2011 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

1. Beltran should of ran for that ball

2. CATCH THE FUCKING BALL O-CAB!!!

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 28, 2011 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

But at the same time. I think he thinks that playing it off a bounce if more save that running after the ball and missing it and it passing by him

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 28, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least act like you're in a hurry Beltran.

Jogs over to get the ball, then takes his time to make a throw that OCab couldn’t handle. Defensive fail by everyone involved with that play. And hope Lee is OK.

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by Chulk on Aug 28, 2011 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

lets see

slow on fly ball shitty throw, cabrera drops it

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by Falconer88 on Aug 28, 2011 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

hate to say it but....

this injury couldn’t have come on Thursday?

by O R They? on Aug 28, 2011 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Bon soir from paris!

Game over

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by CB30 on Aug 28, 2011 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s perfectly setup for Matt Downs to kill the giants.

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by Natto on Aug 28, 2011 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

who is hurt

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by camwoody on Aug 28, 2011 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

An Astro

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by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Lee

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Lee

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by greekfro on Aug 28, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Assuming they don’t score, I’m happy Dinklage is running for Lee.

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by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

My Giant of Houston

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

SERGIO!

FINISH HIM!

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

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by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by 49er16 on Aug 28, 2011 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD DOWNS

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

is it just me

or is it odd that every single pitch to Lee was a fastball (according to gameday)?

by joe t on Aug 28, 2011 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

They were all high fastballs.

Setting up the slider doesn’t work if you don’t throw it.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFDOWNS!

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by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 28, 2011 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a mismatch.

by sprdelfin on Aug 28, 2011 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Romo’s pitches are so dirty

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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s got to be injured or something. They haven’t used him in a while

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by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

tunnelled under a dog pile yesterday
it collapsed on him

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by shanghaijim on Aug 28, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt, not Lopez?

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by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe Affeldt has proven himself to eat more innings if necessary?

If I was Bochy, I wouldn’t be betting everything on this part of our lineup finishing it in the ninth.

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by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably doesn't want to overextend Romo

fresh off the DL

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by slapsy on Aug 28, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltran had a long way to go and decided he had to play the bounce. Seems obvious.

I’m no Beltran defender. But he clearly figured he couldn’t get to the ball on the fly and set himself up to make a good throw. Which he did, and which the waste-of-roster-space flubbed.

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by hilarie on Aug 28, 2011 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

He made a horrible, horrible throw

Nate Schierholtz wasn't born, he was built.

by Nivek5150 on Aug 28, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

that wasn’t a great throw from Beltran – he has a better arm than that.

by nofreetime on Aug 28, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

is Lopez hurt?

Affeldt has been coming in a lot lately

by joe t on Aug 28, 2011 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

People keep asking this

Lope is only allowed to come in in the 8h inning when the Giants have a lead.

/Bochyed

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by DFARowand on Aug 28, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, he got basically a standing ovation

and that hit was kind of a cheapy.

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by Lies and Perfidy on Aug 28, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I see. So every reliever in a tie game has to be completely 100% perfect.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

At some point, Bochy is going to realize that Romo can get lefties too

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by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT LEFTIES CAN'T HIT LEFTIES

SCIENCE

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by Falconer88 on Aug 28, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha Romo gets an ovation like he just pitched a CG.

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by Chulk on Aug 28, 2011 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Since Nate Schierholtz is a cyborg and Beltran is actually Voltron, wouldn’t it be a simple matter to partially dismantle Nate and implant that Howitzer he throws with into Beltron?

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by Nivek5150 on Aug 28, 2011 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re going to pinch hit here. You do know that Bochy, don’t you? They’re not giving you this lefty-lefty matchup you want.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Or not

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Methinks the Astros bench is not so deep.

Unless you want Clint Barmes in this spot.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

great...

and if this run from second scores, that will be 2 outs that Ocab dropped that turned into runs :/

by Artimus Clyde on Aug 28, 2011 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't worry

I heard he plays a clean SS.

by boonitez on Aug 28, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lost respect for her when she married that Death Cab ogre.

Buster Posey: still better than Eli and Stewart, even with a broken ankle.

by rxmeister on Aug 28, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's also from LA.

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by Chulk on Aug 28, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh. Romo is once again not being treated with the respect he deserves

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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

what

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

PROTIP

for a set-up man, don’t look at saves to save opps

look at saves + holds to save opps

Sergio has 22 saves+holds in 25 opportunities

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right

But even then…

That is cray-z.

by DrDC on Aug 28, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

What exactly is the definition of a hold? Is it as frivolous as a save?

by boonitez on Aug 28, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

8th inning save, more or less.

You keep calling in Affeldt. I don't think that means what you think it means.

by Solidarity on Aug 28, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

same rules as saves

except before 9th inning

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except I’m pretty sure that you can still get a hold when you put the tying run on, so long as another reliever cashes it in for you.

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by speckops on Aug 28, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt walkoff HR please

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by jponry on Aug 28, 2011 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

hey so why can't the Padres beat Arizona, like, ever?

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by RDreamer on Aug 28, 2011 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Just to fuck with us

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by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until we can beat the worst team in baseball in commanding fashion,

I will not mock the last place team for losing to the first place team.

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by breadfan7 on Aug 28, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for a walkoff?

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by hautecouture on Aug 28, 2011 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

it is time

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by kb2011sfg on Aug 28, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a Beyond the Box Score post recently that used Pitch fx to show how Romo is fatal to lefties

But it also showed that, while it is more complicated for him to face righties (because the slider’s lateral movement comes back to them, meaning he has to throw to the outside and risk it finishing over the middle of the plate), he is still better than average against them.

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by hilarie on Aug 28, 2011 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

You got it backwards

He’s fatal to righties because the slider’s movement runs away from them, but against lefties it runs in

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by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

PRAYING FOR A WALK OFF

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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN THIS ONE GIANTS

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by nothingbutnet003 on Aug 28, 2011 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

all right, now get the walk off

Belt, I am looking at you.

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Rally ___________????

Fill in the blank

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 28, 2011 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Into the cove Belt

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by Badly Browned on Aug 28, 2011 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS THIS THIS

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by Falconer88 on Aug 28, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN THE GAME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

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by DFARowand on Aug 28, 2011 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Facebook status

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by El Person on Aug 28, 2011 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by Falconer88 on Aug 28, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

BALUT FTW

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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by ayeyoJERM on Aug 28, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG KUIPER ADMITTED THAT HUFF 4-3s A LOT

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by doubleteapot on Aug 28, 2011 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

While covering himself by saying he 6-3s a lot too

by sarf_london_niner on Aug 28, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift A

What an interesting game. Also, SHIT

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